[{"id":10628102,"name":"The Truth About Toad","trackName":"The Truth About Toad","artistName":"brentalfloss","albumName":"Bits of Me","duration":79.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Have you met Toad?\nHe's Princess Peach's P.A.\nJust between us, I think he's definitely gay\nYou may not agree, but listen close and you'll see\nHe's very likely to be a big gay (big gay)\nHe shops for shoes like Arita Franklin at a big hat store\nHe's a Judy idolizer with facial moisturizer galore\n(Gay gay gay gay)\nHe loves ballet\nAnd he owns the Golden Girls on DVD\nHe went to seminary\nLink says he's a fairy for sure\n(And Link knows his fairies)\nOn the other hand\nHe may just be metro\nPlenty of guys going that way today-ay\nAnd if he's gay\nWe still would like, would like him anyway\nThat's my friend Toad\nSo yeah he's definitely gay\nIt's not his fault, they cultivated him that way\nHe swears that he's bi, we're pretty sure it's a lie\nBut either way, a fungi who says 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