[{"id":15425648,"name":"The Roommate Song","trackName":"The Roommate Song","artistName":"brentalfloss","albumName":"What If This CD… Had Lyrics?","duration":181.368163,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"If I have to walk in on my roommate one more time,\nSitting with his hand upon his lap...\nFilling my computer screen with pictures dirty and obscene\nIt may be the last before I snap\n\nIf I have to walk in on my roommate one more time,\nLooking at me with those guilty eyes,\nGrabbing a blanket in one swift motion, not to mention my bottle of lotion\nI may have to say my last goodbyes\n\nI understand the primal need to relieve oneself of course\nAnd I've accepted the fact that some guys like watching girls jerk off a horse\nBut I can't believe the rudeness, the lack of courtesy\nIt's okay to use my towel but not without asking me... okay?\n\nIf I have to walk in on my roommate one more time\nAnd ask him to delete three gigs of porn\nI mean I'm not usually picky, but my keyboard's always sticky\nSo excuse me if I treat him with some scorn!\n\nIf I have to walk in on my roommate one more time\nNot looking quite so guilty anymore\nHe says \"Nah, you might as well just stay, I'm about to blow it anyway.\"\nI think I may just push him out the door\nI don't mind how he tries sometimes to make out with the screen\nJust a spray or two of Windex and for a day or two it's clean\nNow I don't like to condescend and I don't want to nag\nBut if you violate one of my bagels, don't put it back in the fuckin' bag!\n\nSo if I have to walk in on my roommate one more time\nSitting there in stolen lingerie,\nHolding in his rosy palm a topless picture of\nMy mom?\nI don't think I'm gonna let him stay\n\nBut maybe I will","syncedLyrics":"[00:12.80] If I have to walk in on my roommate one more time,\n[00:18.18] Sitting with his hand upon his lap...\n[00:21.44] Filling my computer screen with pictures dirty and obscene\n[00:28.79] It may be the last before I snap\n[00:33.04] If I have to walk in on my roommate one more time,\n[00:39.28] Looking at me with those guilty eyes,\n[00:46.11] Grabbing a blanket in one swift motion, not to mention my bottle of lotion\n[00:50.66] I may have to say my last goodbyes\n[00:55.05] I understand the primal need to relieve oneself of course\n[01:01.16] And I've accepted the fact that some guys like watching girls jerk off a horse\n[01:06.52] But I can't believe the rudeness, the lack of courtesy\n[01:11.85] It's okay to use my towel but not without asking me... okay?\n[01:19.73] If I have to walk in on my roommate one more time\n[01:24.72] And ask him to delete three gigs of porn\n[01:29.34] I mean I'm not usually picky, but my keyboard's always sticky\n[01:35.70] So excuse me if I treat him with some scorn!\n[01:40.60] If I have to walk in on my roommate one more time\n[01:46.81] Not looking quite so guilty anymore\n[01:52.92] He says \"Nah, you might as well just stay, I'm about to blow it anyway.\"\n[01:57.53] I think I may just push him out the door\n[02:01.99] I don't mind how he tries sometimes to make out with the screen\n[02:08.58] Just a spray or two of Windex and for a day or two it's clean\n[02:14.07] Now I don't like to condescend and I don't want to nag\n[02:19.95] But if you violate one of my bagels, don't put it back in the fuckin' bag!\n[02:24.90] So if I have to walk in on my roommate one more time\n[02:33.63] Sitting there in stolen lingerie,\n[02:38.75] Holding in his rosy palm a topless picture of\n[02:44.16] My mom?\n[02:46.49] I don't think I'm gonna let him stay\n[02:51.98] But maybe I will\n[02:57.30] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: The Roommate Song\n  artist: brentalfloss\n  album: What If This CD… Had Lyrics?\n  duration_ms: 181368\n  instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: If I have to walk in on my roommate one more time,\n  start_ms: 12800\n  end_ms: 18180\n- text: Sitting with his hand upon his lap...\n  start_ms: 18180\n  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end_ms: 79730\n- text: If I have to walk in on my roommate one more time\n  start_ms: 79730\n  end_ms: 84720\n- text: And ask him to delete three gigs of porn\n  start_ms: 84720\n  end_ms: 89340\n- text: I mean I'm not usually picky, but my keyboard's always sticky\n  start_ms: 89340\n  end_ms: 95700\n- text: So excuse me if I treat him with some scorn!\n  start_ms: 95700\n  end_ms: 100600\n- text: If I have to walk in on my roommate one more time\n  start_ms: 100600\n  end_ms: 106810\n- text: Not looking quite so guilty anymore\n  start_ms: 106810\n  end_ms: 112920\n- text: He says \"Nah, you might as well just stay, I'm about to blow it anyway.\"\n  start_ms: 112920\n  end_ms: 117530\n- text: I think I may just push him out the door\n  start_ms: 117530\n  end_ms: 121990\n- text: I don't mind how he tries sometimes to make out with the screen\n  start_ms: 121990\n  end_ms: 128580\n- text: Just a spray or two of Windex and for a day or two it's clean\n  start_ms: 128580\n  end_ms: 134070\n- text: Now I don't like to condescend and I don't want to nag\n  start_ms: 134070\n  end_ms: 139950\n- text: But if you violate one of my bagels, don't put it back in the fuckin' bag!\n  start_ms: 139950\n  end_ms: 144900\n- text: So if I have to walk in on my roommate one more time\n  start_ms: 144900\n  end_ms: 153630\n- text: Sitting there in stolen lingerie,\n  start_ms: 153630\n  end_ms: 158750\n- text: Holding in his rosy palm a topless picture of\n  start_ms: 158750\n  end_ms: 164160\n- text: My mom?\n  start_ms: 164160\n  end_ms: 166490\n- text: I don't think I'm gonna let him stay\n  start_ms: 166490\n  end_ms: 171980\n- text: But maybe I will\n  start_ms: 171980\n  end_ms: 177300\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 177300\nplain: |-\n  If I have to walk in on my roommate one more time,\n  Sitting with his hand upon his lap...\n  Filling my computer screen with pictures dirty and obscene\n  It may be the last before I snap\n\n  If I have to walk in on my roommate one more 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oneself of course\nAnd I've accepted the fact that some guys like watching girls jerk off a horse\nBut I can't believe the rudeness, the lack of courtesy\nIt's okay to use my towel but not without asking me... okay?\n\nIf I have to walk in on my roommate one more time\nAnd ask him to delete three gigs of porn\nI mean I'm not usually picky, but my keyboard's always sticky\nSo excuse me if I treat him with some scorn!\n\nIf I have to walk in on my roommate one more time\nNot looking quite so guilty anymore\nHe says \"Nah, you might as well just stay, I'm about to blow it anyway.\"\nI think I may just push him out the door\nI don't mind how he tries sometimes to make out with the screen\nJust a spray or two of Windex and for a day or two it's clean\nNow I don't like to condescend and I don't want to nag\nBut if you violate one of my bagels, don't put it back in the fuckin' bag!\n\nSo if I have to walk in on my roommate one more time\nSitting there in stolen lingerie,\nHolding in his rosy palm a topless picture of\nMy mom?\nI don't think I'm gonna let him stay\n\nBut maybe I will","syncedLyrics":"[00:12.80] If I have to walk in on my roommate one more time,\n[00:18.18] Sitting with his hand upon his lap...\n[00:21.44] Filling my computer screen with pictures dirty and obscene\n[00:28.79] It may be the last before I snap\n[00:33.04] If I have to walk in on my roommate one more time,\n[00:39.28] Looking at me with those guilty eyes,\n[00:46.11] Grabbing a blanket in one swift motion, not to mention my bottle of lotion\n[00:50.66] I may have to say my last goodbyes\n[00:55.05] I understand the primal need to relieve oneself of course\n[01:01.16] And I've accepted the fact that some guys like watching girls jerk off a horse\n[01:06.52] But I can't believe the rudeness, the lack of courtesy\n[01:11.85] It's okay to use my towel but not without asking me... okay?\n[01:19.73] If I have to walk in on my roommate one more time\n[01:24.72] And ask him to delete three gigs of porn\n[01:29.34] I mean I'm not usually picky, but my keyboard's always sticky\n[01:35.70] So excuse me if I treat him with some scorn!\n[01:40.60] If I have to walk in on my roommate one more time\n[01:46.81] Not looking quite so guilty anymore\n[01:52.92] He says \"Nah, you might as well just stay, I'm about to blow it anyway.\"\n[01:57.53] I think I may just push him out the door\n[02:01.99] I don't mind how he tries sometimes to make out with the screen\n[02:08.58] Just a spray or two of Windex and for a day or two it's clean\n[02:14.07] Now I don't like to condescend and I don't want to nag\n[02:19.95] But if you violate one of my bagels, don't put it back in the fuckin' bag!\n[02:24.90] So if I have to walk in on my roommate one more time\n[02:33.63] Sitting there in stolen lingerie,\n[02:38.75] Holding in his rosy palm a topless picture of\n[02:44.16] My mom?\n[02:46.49] I don't think I'm gonna let him stay\n[02:51.98] But maybe I will\n[02:57.30] ","lyricsfile":"version: 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171980\n  end_ms: 177300\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 177300\nplain: |-\n  If I have to walk in on my roommate one more time,\n  Sitting with his hand upon his lap...\n  Filling my computer screen with pictures dirty and obscene\n  It may be the last before I snap\n\n  If I have to walk in on my roommate one more time,\n  Looking at me with those guilty eyes,\n  Grabbing a blanket in one swift motion, not to mention my bottle of lotion\n  I may have to say my last goodbyes\n\n  I understand the primal need to relieve oneself of course\n  And I've accepted the fact that some guys like watching girls jerk off a horse\n  But I can't believe the rudeness, the lack of courtesy\n  It's okay to use my towel but not without asking me... okay?\n\n  If I have to walk in on my roommate one more time\n  And ask him to delete three gigs of porn\n  I mean I'm not usually picky, but my keyboard's always sticky\n  So excuse me if I treat him with some scorn!\n\n  If I have to walk in on my roommate one more time\n  Not looking quite so guilty anymore\n  He says \"Nah, you might as well just stay, I'm about to blow it anyway.\"\n  I think I may just push him out the door\n  I don't mind how he tries sometimes to make out with the screen\n  Just a spray or two of Windex and for a day or two it's clean\n  Now I don't like to condescend and I don't want to nag\n  But if you violate one of my bagels, don't put it back in the fuckin' bag!\n\n  So if I have to walk in on my roommate one more time\n  Sitting there in stolen lingerie,\n  Holding in his rosy palm a topless picture of\n  My mom?\n  I don't think I'm gonna let him stay\n\n  But maybe I will\n"}]