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(Just kidding about the bitch part)\n\nDeep in the girl's dainty brain\nThere's a spot near a vein (Right here)\nWhich regulates their bliss (The T-spot)\nOnce they see falling blocks, the T-spot unlocks\nAnd they start to sing like this (Sing!)\n\nLa la la la, la la la\nWe love Tetris, la la la la\n\nHere is a trick I have learned\nTo avoid getting burned\nWhen you piss off your chick (I'm so mad!)\nIf you sing this on key\nImmediately she'll forget that you're a dick (Try it!)\n\nLa la la la (I'm still mad!) la la la (Is that the Tetris song?)\nLa la la la (I love Tetris!) la la la la (I'm happy now!)\n\nTetris helps when chicks want to neuter us (Snip, snip, snip)\nIf you love it\nYou prob'ly have a uterus!","syncedLyrics":"[00:04.14] Shapes made of four colored blocks\n[00:06.09] Like a T or a box\n[00:07.62] Come down like falling bricks\n[00:10.14] You can place them in rows\n[00:11.98] But everybody knows that they made this game for chicks (Hey!)\n[00:15.65] Mom just loves to flip and stack (flip and stack!)\n[00:21.23] Grandma says \"This shit is like crack!\" (Well, it is!)\n[00:26.83] This is the game girls deserve\n[00:28.88] There is no learning curve\n[00:30.35] Which makes it great for noobs (great for noobs!)\n[00:33.05] It will fill you with glee\n[00:34.77] Especially if you have a vag and boobs (Hey!)\n[00:38.52] Your mom loves it, mine does too (mine does too)\n[00:44.01] Call me sexist; bitch it's still true! 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