[{"id":37736806,"name":"Game Launch Rock! (YT)","trackName":"Game Launch Rock! (YT)","artistName":"Brentalfloss","albumName":"Game Launch Rock! (YT)","duration":96.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"SIR GAMEBOY:\nBack in the 90's when you bought a new system,\nIt was basically ready to go!\nBut those days are gone by, so buddy, don't be that guy\nYou wanna be the first in line, but I say no, no, no, no, no!\nThey won't have near enough games, no matter how great they seem,\nIt takes at least a year or two before they're runnin' full steam,\nYes it's a dirty little trick, so you gotta be staunch, kid:\nDon't ever buy a console at launch,\nI'm bein' serious!\nDo not ever buy a console at launch!\n\nTHE KID:\nBut the video game companies promise all these great games and features within the first year!\n\nSIR GAMEBOY:\nSure, just like presidential candidates. They'll say anything to get your vote, the way game companies just want you to buy their console!\n\nTHE KID: Didn't you want a new Wii U?\n\nSIR GAMEBOY: More like Pee-Yew!\n\nTHE KID: PS4?\n\nSIR GAMEBOY: Oh, give me more!\n\nTHE KID: Xbox One?!\n\nSIR GAMEBOY: Xbox done!\n\nTHE KID: Ouya?\n\nSIR GAMEBOY: Uhh... what?\n\nThe OS'll be a mess, so you gotta be staunch,\nKid, don't ever buy a console at launch, now sing it with me\n\nBOTH: Do not ever buy a console at launch!\n\nSIR GAMEBOY: That's right!\nAnd even if they release a picture perfect device,\nYou know that 6-to-12 months later they'll be droppin' the price!\nAin't that some crap? It's a trap, so you gotta be staunch, child,\nDon't ever buy a console at launch\n(Or Apple product)\nBut don't ever, never, never buy a modern gaming console at launch,\nDon't try it, don't you buy that console at launch!\nYeah!","syncedLyrics":"[00:07.59]SIR GAMEBOY:\n[00:08.17]Back in the 90's when you bought a new system,\n[00:11.20]It was basically ready to go!\n[00:14.83]But those days are gone by, so buddy, don't be that guy\n[00:18.51]You wanna be the first in line, but I say no, no, no, no, no!\n[00:22.31]They won't have near enough games, no matter how great they seem,\n[00:25.88]It takes at least a year or two before they're runnin' full steam,\n[00:29.60]Yes it's a dirty little trick, so you gotta be staunch, kid:\n[00:33.75]Don't ever buy a console at launch,\n[00:36.15]I'm bein' serious!\n[00:37.35]Do not ever buy a console at launch!\n[00:39.95]THE KID:\n[00:40.38]But the video game companies promise all these great games and features within the first year!\n[00:44.62]SIR GAMEBOY:\n[00:45.02]Sure, just like presidential candidates. They'll say anything to get your vote, the way game companies just want you to buy their console!\n[00:51.23]THE KID: Didn't you want a new Wii U?\n[00:52.28]SIR GAMEBOY: More like Pee-Yew!\n[00:53.23]THE KID: PS4?\n[00:54.10]SIR GAMEBOY: Oh, give me more!\n[00:55.02]THE KID: Xbox One?!\n[00:56.03]SIR GAMEBOY: Xbox done!\n[00:57.08]THE KID: Ouya?\n[00:57.87]SIR GAMEBOY: Uhh... what?\n[00:58.65]The OS'll be a mess, so you gotta be staunch,\n[01:02.19]Kid, don't ever buy a console at launch, now sing it with me\n[01:05.93]BOTH: Do not ever buy a console at launch!\n[01:08.47]SIR GAMEBOY: That's right!\n[01:09.46]And even if they release a picture perfect device,\n[01:12.95]You know that 6-to-12 months later they'll be droppin' the price!\n[01:16.84]Ain't that some crap? It's a trap, so you gotta be staunch, child,\n[01:21.06]Don't ever buy a console at launch\n[01:23.14](Or Apple product)\n[01:24.00]But don't ever, never, never buy a modern gaming console at launch,\n[01:28.86]Don't try it, don't you buy that console at launch!\n[01:31.57]Yeah!\n[01:32.71]","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n title: Game Launch Rock! (YT)\n artist: Brentalfloss\n album: Game Launch Rock! (YT)\n duration_ms: 96000\n instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: 'SIR GAMEBOY:'\n start_ms: 7590\n end_ms: 8170\n- text: Back in the 90's when you bought a new system,\n start_ms: 8170\n end_ms: 11200\n- text: It was basically ready to go!\n start_ms: 11200\n end_ms: 14830\n- text: But those days are gone by, so buddy, don't be that guy\n start_ms: 14830\n end_ms: 18510\n- text: You wanna be the first in line, but I say no, no, no, no, no!\n start_ms: 18510\n end_ms: 22310\n- text: They won't have near enough games, no matter how great they seem,\n start_ms: 22310\n end_ms: 25880\n- text: It takes at least a year or two before they're runnin' full steam,\n start_ms: 25880\n end_ms: 29600\n- text: 'Yes it''s a dirty little trick, so you gotta be staunch, kid:'\n start_ms: 29600\n end_ms: 33750\n- text: Don't ever buy a console at launch,\n start_ms: 33750\n end_ms: 36150\n- text: I'm bein' serious!\n start_ms: 36150\n end_ms: 37350\n- text: Do not ever buy a console at launch!\n start_ms: 37350\n end_ms: 39950\n- text: 'THE KID:'\n start_ms: 39950\n end_ms: 40380\n- text: But the video game companies promise all these great games and features within the first year!\n start_ms: 40380\n end_ms: 44620\n- text: 'SIR GAMEBOY:'\n start_ms: 44620\n end_ms: 45020\n- text: Sure, just like presidential candidates. They'll say anything to get your vote, the way game companies just want you to buy their console!\n start_ms: 45020\n end_ms: 51230\n- text: 'THE KID: Didn''t you want a new Wii U?'\n start_ms: 51230\n end_ms: 52280\n- text: 'SIR GAMEBOY: More like Pee-Yew!'\n start_ms: 52280\n end_ms: 53230\n- text: 'THE KID: PS4?'\n start_ms: 53230\n end_ms: 54100\n- text: 'SIR GAMEBOY: Oh, give me more!'\n start_ms: 54100\n end_ms: 55020\n- text: 'THE KID: Xbox One?!'\n start_ms: 55020\n end_ms: 56030\n- text: 'SIR GAMEBOY: Xbox done!'\n start_ms: 56030\n end_ms: 57080\n- text: 'THE KID: Ouya?'\n start_ms: 57080\n end_ms: 57870\n- text: 'SIR GAMEBOY: Uhh... what?'\n start_ms: 57870\n end_ms: 58650\n- text: The OS'll be a mess, so you gotta be staunch,\n start_ms: 58650\n end_ms: 62190\n- text: Kid, don't ever buy a console at launch, now sing it with me\n start_ms: 62190\n end_ms: 65930\n- text: 'BOTH: Do not ever buy a console at launch!'\n start_ms: 65930\n end_ms: 68470\n- text: 'SIR GAMEBOY: That''s right!'\n start_ms: 68470\n end_ms: 69460\n- text: And even if they release a picture perfect device,\n start_ms: 69460\n end_ms: 72950\n- text: You know that 6-to-12 months later they'll be droppin' the price!\n start_ms: 72950\n end_ms: 76840\n- text: Ain't that some crap? It's a trap, so you gotta be staunch, child,\n start_ms: 76840\n end_ms: 81060\n- text: Don't ever buy a console at launch\n start_ms: 81060\n end_ms: 83140\n- text: (Or Apple product)\n start_ms: 83140\n end_ms: 84000\n- text: But don't ever, never, never buy a modern gaming console at launch,\n start_ms: 84000\n end_ms: 88860\n- text: Don't try it, don't you buy that console at launch!\n start_ms: 88860\n end_ms: 91570\n- text: Yeah!\n start_ms: 91570\n end_ms: 92710\n- text: ''\n start_ms: 92710\nplain: |-\n SIR GAMEBOY:\n Back in the 90's when you bought a new system,\n It was basically ready to go!\n But those days are gone by, so buddy, don't be that guy\n You wanna be the first in line, but I say no, no, no, no, no!\n They won't have near enough games, no matter how great they seem,\n It takes at least a year or two before they're runnin' full steam,\n Yes it's a dirty little trick, so you gotta be staunch, kid:\n Don't ever buy a console at launch,\n I'm bein' serious!\n Do not ever buy a console at launch!\n\n THE KID:\n But the video game companies promise all these great games and features within the first year!\n\n SIR GAMEBOY:\n Sure, just like presidential candidates. They'll say anything to get your vote, the way game companies just want you to buy their console!\n\n THE KID: Didn't you want a new Wii U?\n\n SIR GAMEBOY: More like Pee-Yew!\n\n THE KID: PS4?\n\n SIR GAMEBOY: Oh, give me more!\n\n THE KID: Xbox One?!\n\n SIR GAMEBOY: Xbox done!\n\n THE KID: Ouya?\n\n SIR GAMEBOY: Uhh... what?\n\n The OS'll be a mess, so you gotta be staunch,\n Kid, don't ever buy a console at launch, now sing it with me\n\n BOTH: Do not ever buy a console at launch!\n\n SIR GAMEBOY: That's right!\n And even if they release a picture perfect device,\n You know that 6-to-12 months later they'll be droppin' the price!\n Ain't that some crap? It's a trap, so you gotta be staunch, child,\n Don't ever buy a console at launch\n (Or Apple product)\n But don't ever, never, never buy a modern gaming console at launch,\n Don't try it, don't you buy that console at launch!\n Yeah!\n"},{"id":15550891,"name":"Game Launch Rock!","trackName":"Game Launch Rock!","artistName":"brentalfloss","albumName":"Flossophy","duration":95.033469,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"SIR GAMEBOY:\nBack in the 90's when you bought a new system,\nIt was basically ready to go!\nBut those days are gone by, so buddy, don't be that guy\nYou wanna be the first in line, but I say no, no, no, no, no!\nThey won't have near enough games, no matter how great they seem,\nIt takes at least a year or two before they're runnin' full steam,\nYes it's a dirty little trick, so you gotta be staunch, kid:\nDon't ever buy a console at launch,\nI'm bein' serious!\nDo not ever buy a console at launch!\n\nTHE KID:\nBut the video game companies promise all these great games and features within the first year!\n\nSIR GAMEBOY:\nSure, just like presidential candidates. They'll say anything to get your vote, the way game companies just want you to buy their console!\n\nTHE KID: Didn't you want a new Wii U?\n\nSIR GAMEBOY: More like Pee-Yew!\n\nTHE KID: PS4?\n\nSIR GAMEBOY: Oh, give me more!\n\nTHE KID: Xbox One?!\n\nSIR GAMEBOY: Xbox done!\n\nTHE KID: Ouya?\n\nSIR GAMEBOY: Uhh... what?\n\nThe OS'll be a mess, so you gotta be staunch,\nKid, don't ever buy a console at launch, now sing it with me\n\nBOTH: Do not ever buy a console at launch!\n\nSIR GAMEBOY: That's right!\nAnd even if they release a picture perfect device,\nYou know that 6-to-12 months later they'll be droppin' the price!\nAin't that some crap? It's a trap, so you gotta be staunch, child,\nDon't ever buy a console at launch\n(Or Apple product)\nBut don't ever, never, never buy a modern gaming console at launch,\nDon't try it, don't you buy that console at launch!\nYeah!","syncedLyrics":"[00:07.59] SIR GAMEBOY:\n[00:08.17] Back in the 90's when you bought a new system,\n[00:11.20] It was basically ready to go!\n[00:14.83] But those days are gone by, so buddy, don't be that guy\n[00:18.51] You wanna be the first in line, but I say no, no, no, no, no!\n[00:22.31] They won't have near enough games, no matter how great they seem,\n[00:25.88] It takes at least a year or two before they're runnin' full steam,\n[00:29.60] Yes it's a dirty little trick, so you gotta be staunch, kid:\n[00:33.75] Don't ever buy a console at launch,\n[00:36.15] I'm bein' serious!\n[00:37.35] Do not ever buy a console at launch!\n[00:39.95] THE KID:\n[00:40.38] But the video game companies promise all these great games and features within the first year!\n[00:44.62] SIR GAMEBOY:\n[00:45.02] Sure, just like presidential candidates. They'll say anything to get your vote, the way game companies just want you to buy their console!\n[00:51.23] THE KID: Didn't you want a new Wii U?\n[00:52.28] SIR GAMEBOY: More like Pee-Yew!\n[00:53.23] THE KID: PS4?\n[00:54.10] SIR GAMEBOY: Oh, give me more!\n[00:55.02] THE KID: Xbox One?!\n[00:56.03] SIR GAMEBOY: Xbox done!\n[00:57.08] THE KID: Ouya?\n[00:57.87] SIR GAMEBOY: Uhh... what?\n[00:58.65] The OS'll be a mess, so you gotta be staunch,\n[01:02.19] Kid, don't ever buy a console at launch, now sing it with me\n[01:05.93] BOTH: Do not ever buy a console at launch!\n[01:08.47] SIR GAMEBOY: That's right!\n[01:09.46] And even if they release a picture perfect device,\n[01:12.95] You know that 6-to-12 months later they'll be droppin' the price!\n[01:16.84] Ain't that some crap? It's a trap, so you gotta be staunch, child,\n[01:21.06] Don't ever buy a console at launch\n[01:23.14] (Or Apple product)\n[01:24.00] But don't ever, never, never buy a modern gaming console at launch,\n[01:28.86] Don't try it, don't you buy that console at launch!\n[01:31.57] Yeah!\n[01:32.71] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n title: Game Launch Rock!\n artist: brentalfloss\n album: Flossophy\n duration_ms: 95033\n instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: 'SIR GAMEBOY:'\n start_ms: 7590\n end_ms: 8170\n- text: Back in the 90's when you bought a new system,\n start_ms: 8170\n end_ms: 11200\n- text: It was basically ready to go!\n start_ms: 11200\n end_ms: 14830\n- text: But those days are gone by, so buddy, don't be that guy\n start_ms: 14830\n end_ms: 18510\n- text: You wanna be the first in line, but I say no, no, no, no, no!\n start_ms: 18510\n end_ms: 22310\n- text: They won't have near enough games, no matter how great they seem,\n start_ms: 22310\n end_ms: 25880\n- text: It takes at least a year or two before they're runnin' full steam,\n start_ms: 25880\n end_ms: 29600\n- text: 'Yes it''s a dirty little trick, so you gotta be staunch, kid:'\n start_ms: 29600\n end_ms: 33750\n- text: Don't ever buy a console at launch,\n start_ms: 33750\n end_ms: 36150\n- text: I'm bein' serious!\n start_ms: 36150\n end_ms: 37350\n- text: Do not ever buy a console at launch!\n start_ms: 37350\n end_ms: 39950\n- text: 'THE KID:'\n start_ms: 39950\n end_ms: 40380\n- text: But the video game companies promise all these great games and features within the first year!\n start_ms: 40380\n end_ms: 44620\n- text: 'SIR GAMEBOY:'\n start_ms: 44620\n end_ms: 45020\n- text: Sure, just like presidential candidates. They'll say anything to get your vote, the way game companies just want you to buy their console!\n start_ms: 45020\n end_ms: 51230\n- text: 'THE KID: Didn''t you want a new Wii U?'\n start_ms: 51230\n end_ms: 52280\n- text: 'SIR GAMEBOY: More like Pee-Yew!'\n start_ms: 52280\n end_ms: 53230\n- text: 'THE KID: PS4?'\n start_ms: 53230\n end_ms: 54100\n- text: 'SIR GAMEBOY: Oh, give me more!'\n start_ms: 54100\n end_ms: 55020\n- text: 'THE KID: Xbox One?!'\n start_ms: 55020\n end_ms: 56030\n- text: 'SIR GAMEBOY: Xbox done!'\n start_ms: 56030\n end_ms: 57080\n- text: 'THE KID: Ouya?'\n start_ms: 57080\n end_ms: 57870\n- text: 'SIR GAMEBOY: Uhh... what?'\n start_ms: 57870\n end_ms: 58650\n- text: The OS'll be a mess, so you gotta be staunch,\n start_ms: 58650\n end_ms: 62190\n- text: Kid, don't ever buy a console at launch, now sing it with me\n start_ms: 62190\n end_ms: 65930\n- text: 'BOTH: Do not ever buy a console at launch!'\n start_ms: 65930\n end_ms: 68470\n- text: 'SIR GAMEBOY: That''s right!'\n start_ms: 68470\n end_ms: 69460\n- text: And even if they release a picture perfect device,\n start_ms: 69460\n end_ms: 72950\n- text: You know that 6-to-12 months later they'll be droppin' the price!\n start_ms: 72950\n end_ms: 76840\n- text: Ain't that some crap? It's a trap, so you gotta be staunch, child,\n start_ms: 76840\n end_ms: 81060\n- text: Don't ever buy a console at launch\n start_ms: 81060\n end_ms: 83140\n- text: (Or Apple product)\n start_ms: 83140\n end_ms: 84000\n- text: But don't ever, never, never buy a modern gaming console at launch,\n start_ms: 84000\n end_ms: 88860\n- text: Don't try it, don't you buy that console at launch!\n start_ms: 88860\n end_ms: 91570\n- text: Yeah!\n start_ms: 91570\n end_ms: 92710\n- text: ''\n start_ms: 92710\nplain: |-\n SIR GAMEBOY:\n Back in the 90's when you bought a new system,\n It was basically ready to go!\n But those days are gone by, so buddy, don't be that guy\n You wanna be the first in line, but I say no, no, no, no, no!\n They won't have near enough games, no matter how great they seem,\n It takes at least a year or two before they're runnin' full steam,\n Yes it's a dirty little trick, so you gotta be staunch, kid:\n Don't ever buy a console at launch,\n I'm bein' serious!\n Do not ever buy a console at launch!\n\n THE KID:\n But the video game companies promise all these great games and features within the first year!\n\n SIR GAMEBOY:\n Sure, just like presidential candidates. They'll say anything to get your vote, the way game companies just want you to buy their console!\n\n THE KID: Didn't you want a new Wii U?\n\n SIR GAMEBOY: More like Pee-Yew!\n\n THE KID: PS4?\n\n SIR GAMEBOY: Oh, give me more!\n\n THE KID: Xbox One?!\n\n SIR GAMEBOY: Xbox done!\n\n THE KID: Ouya?\n\n SIR GAMEBOY: Uhh... what?\n\n The OS'll be a mess, so you gotta be staunch,\n Kid, don't ever buy a console at launch, now sing it with me\n\n BOTH: Do not ever buy a console at launch!\n\n SIR GAMEBOY: That's right!\n And even if they release a picture perfect device,\n You know that 6-to-12 months later they'll be droppin' the price!\n Ain't that some crap? It's a trap, so you gotta be staunch, child,\n Don't ever buy a console at launch\n (Or Apple product)\n But don't ever, never, never buy a modern gaming console at launch,\n Don't try it, don't you buy that console at launch!\n Yeah!\n"},{"id":21342975,"name":"Game Launch Rock! (YT)","trackName":"Game Launch Rock! (YT)","artistName":"Brentalfloss","albumName":"WITH LYRICS!","duration":96.026122,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"SIR GAMEBOY:\nBack in the 90's when you bought a new system,\nIt was basically ready to go!\nBut those days are gone by, so buddy, don't be that guy\nYou wanna be the first in line, but I say no, no, no, no, no!\nThey won't have near enough games, no matter how great they seem,\nIt takes at least a year or two before they're runnin' full steam,\nYes it's a dirty little trick, so you gotta be staunch, kid:\nDon't ever buy a console at launch,\nI'm bein' serious!\nDo not ever buy a console at launch!\n\nTHE KID:\nBut the video game companies promise all these great games and features within the first year!\n\nSIR GAMEBOY:\nSure, just like presidential candidates. They'll say anything to get your vote, the way game companies just want you to buy their console!\n\nTHE KID: Didn't you want a new Wii U?\n\nSIR GAMEBOY: More like Pee-Yew!\n\nTHE KID: PS4?\n\nSIR GAMEBOY: Oh, give me more!\n\nTHE KID: Xbox One?!\n\nSIR GAMEBOY: Xbox done!\n\nTHE KID: Ouya?\n\nSIR GAMEBOY: Uhh... what?\n\nThe OS'll be a mess, so you gotta be staunch,\nKid, don't ever buy a console at launch, now sing it with me\n\nBOTH: Do not ever buy a console at launch!\n\nSIR GAMEBOY: That's right!\nAnd even if they release a picture perfect device,\nYou know that 6-to-12 months later they'll be droppin' the price!\nAin't that some crap? It's a trap, so you gotta be staunch, child,\nDon't ever buy a console at launch\n(Or Apple product)\nBut don't ever, never, never buy a modern gaming console at launch,\nDon't try it, don't you buy that console at launch!\nYeah!","syncedLyrics":"[00:07.59] SIR GAMEBOY:\n[00:08.17] Back in the 90's when you bought a new system,\n[00:11.20] It was basically ready to go!\n[00:14.83] But those days are gone by, so buddy, don't be that guy\n[00:18.51] You wanna be the first in line, but I say no, no, no, no, no!\n[00:22.31] They won't have near enough games, no matter how great they seem,\n[00:25.88] It takes at least a year or two before they're runnin' full steam,\n[00:29.60] Yes it's a dirty little trick, so you gotta be staunch, kid:\n[00:33.75] Don't ever buy a console at launch,\n[00:36.15] I'm bein' serious!\n[00:37.35] Do not ever buy a console at launch!\n[00:39.95] THE KID:\n[00:40.38] But the video game companies promise all these great games and features within the first year!\n[00:44.62] SIR GAMEBOY:\n[00:45.02] Sure, just like presidential candidates. They'll say anything to get your vote, the way game companies just want you to buy their console!\n[00:51.23] THE KID: Didn't you want a new Wii U?\n[00:52.28] SIR GAMEBOY: More like Pee-Yew!\n[00:53.23] THE KID: PS4?\n[00:54.10] SIR GAMEBOY: Oh, give me more!\n[00:55.02] THE KID: Xbox One?!\n[00:56.03] SIR GAMEBOY: Xbox done!\n[00:57.08] THE KID: Ouya?\n[00:57.87] SIR GAMEBOY: Uhh... what?\n[00:58.65] The OS'll be a mess, so you gotta be staunch,\n[01:02.19] Kid, don't ever buy a console at launch, now sing it with me\n[01:05.93] BOTH: Do not ever buy a console at launch!\n[01:08.47] SIR GAMEBOY: That's right!\n[01:09.46] And even if they release a picture perfect device,\n[01:12.95] You know that 6-to-12 months later they'll be droppin' the price!\n[01:16.84] Ain't that some crap? It's a trap, so you gotta be staunch, child,\n[01:21.06] Don't ever buy a console at launch\n[01:23.14] (Or Apple product)\n[01:24.00] But don't ever, never, never buy a modern gaming console at launch,\n[01:28.86] Don't try it, don't you buy that console at launch!\n[01:31.57] Yeah!\n[01:32.71] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n title: Game Launch Rock! 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They'll say anything to get your vote, the way game companies just want you to buy their console!\n start_ms: 45020\n end_ms: 51230\n- text: 'THE KID: Didn''t you want a new Wii U?'\n start_ms: 51230\n end_ms: 52280\n- text: 'SIR GAMEBOY: More like Pee-Yew!'\n start_ms: 52280\n end_ms: 53230\n- text: 'THE KID: PS4?'\n start_ms: 53230\n end_ms: 54100\n- text: 'SIR GAMEBOY: Oh, give me more!'\n start_ms: 54100\n end_ms: 55020\n- text: 'THE KID: Xbox One?!'\n start_ms: 55020\n end_ms: 56030\n- text: 'SIR GAMEBOY: Xbox done!'\n start_ms: 56030\n end_ms: 57080\n- text: 'THE KID: Ouya?'\n start_ms: 57080\n end_ms: 57870\n- text: 'SIR GAMEBOY: Uhh... what?'\n start_ms: 57870\n end_ms: 58650\n- text: The OS'll be a mess, so you gotta be staunch,\n start_ms: 58650\n end_ms: 62190\n- text: Kid, don't ever buy a console at launch, now sing it with me\n start_ms: 62190\n end_ms: 65930\n- text: 'BOTH: Do not ever buy a console at launch!'\n start_ms: 65930\n end_ms: 68470\n- text: 'SIR GAMEBOY: That''s right!'\n start_ms: 68470\n end_ms: 69460\n- text: And even if they release a picture perfect device,\n start_ms: 69460\n end_ms: 72950\n- text: You know that 6-to-12 months later they'll be droppin' the price!\n start_ms: 72950\n end_ms: 76840\n- text: Ain't that some crap? It's a trap, so you gotta be staunch, child,\n start_ms: 76840\n end_ms: 81060\n- text: Don't ever buy a console at launch\n start_ms: 81060\n end_ms: 83140\n- text: (Or Apple product)\n start_ms: 83140\n end_ms: 84000\n- text: But don't ever, never, never buy a modern gaming console at launch,\n start_ms: 84000\n end_ms: 88860\n- text: Don't try it, don't you buy that console at launch!\n start_ms: 88860\n end_ms: 91570\n- text: Yeah!\n start_ms: 91570\n end_ms: 92710\n- text: ''\n start_ms: 92710\nplain: |-\n SIR GAMEBOY:\n Back in the 90's when you bought a new system,\n It was basically ready to go!\n But those days are gone by, so buddy, don't be that guy\n You wanna be the first in line, but I say no, no, no, no, no!\n They won't have near enough games, no matter how great they seem,\n It takes at least a year or two before they're runnin' full steam,\n Yes it's a dirty little trick, so you gotta be staunch, kid:\n Don't ever buy a console at launch,\n I'm bein' serious!\n Do not ever buy a console at launch!\n\n THE KID:\n But the video game companies promise all these great games and features within the first year!\n\n SIR GAMEBOY:\n Sure, just like presidential candidates. They'll say anything to get your vote, the way game companies just want you to buy their console!\n\n THE KID: Didn't you want a new Wii U?\n\n SIR GAMEBOY: More like Pee-Yew!\n\n THE KID: PS4?\n\n SIR GAMEBOY: Oh, give me more!\n\n THE KID: Xbox One?!\n\n SIR GAMEBOY: Xbox done!\n\n THE KID: Ouya?\n\n SIR GAMEBOY: Uhh... what?\n\n The OS'll be a mess, so you gotta be staunch,\n Kid, don't ever buy a console at launch, now sing it with me\n\n BOTH: Do not ever buy a console at launch!\n\n SIR GAMEBOY: That's right!\n And even if they release a picture perfect device,\n You know that 6-to-12 months later they'll be droppin' the price!\n Ain't that some crap? It's a trap, so you gotta be staunch, child,\n Don't ever buy a console at launch\n (Or Apple product)\n But don't ever, never, never buy a modern gaming console at launch,\n Don't try it, don't you buy that console at launch!\n Yeah!\n"},{"id":22949204,"name":"Game Launch Rock! [feat. Dodger]","trackName":"Game Launch Rock! [feat. Dodger]","artistName":"brentalfloss","albumName":"Flossophy","duration":95.033472,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"SIR GAMEBOY:\nBack in the 90's when you bought a new system,\nIt was basically ready to go!\nBut those days are gone by, so buddy, don't be that guy\nYou wanna be the first in line, but I say no, no, no, no, no!\nThey won't have near enough games, no matter how great they seem,\nIt takes at least a year or two before they're runnin' full steam,\nYes it's a dirty little trick, so you gotta be staunch, kid:\nDon't ever buy a console at launch,\nI'm bein' serious!\nDo not ever buy a console at launch!\n\nTHE KID:\nBut the video game companies promise all these great games and features within the first year!\n\nSIR GAMEBOY:\nSure, just like presidential candidates. They'll say anything to get your vote, the way game companies just want you to buy their console!\n\nTHE KID: Didn't you want a new Wii U?\n\nSIR GAMEBOY: More like Pee-Yew!\n\nTHE KID: PS4?\n\nSIR GAMEBOY: Oh, give me more!\n\nTHE KID: Xbox One?!\n\nSIR GAMEBOY: Xbox done!\n\nTHE KID: Ouya?\n\nSIR GAMEBOY: Uhh... what?\n\nThe OS'll be a mess, so you gotta be staunch,\nKid, don't ever buy a console at launch, now sing it with me\n\nBOTH: Do not ever buy a console at launch!\n\nSIR GAMEBOY: That's right!\nAnd even if they release a picture perfect device,\nYou know that 6-to-12 months later they'll be droppin' the price!\nAin't that some crap? It's a trap, so you gotta be staunch, child,\nDon't ever buy a console at launch\n(Or Apple product)\nBut don't ever, never, never buy a modern gaming console at launch,\nDon't try it, don't you buy that console at launch!\nYeah!","syncedLyrics":"[00:07.59] SIR GAMEBOY:\n[00:08.17] Back in the 90's when you bought a new system,\n[00:11.20] It was basically ready to go!\n[00:14.83] But those days are gone by, so buddy, don't be that guy\n[00:18.51] You wanna be the first in line, but I say no, no, no, no, no!\n[00:22.31] They won't have near enough games, no matter how great they seem,\n[00:25.88] It takes at least a year or two before they're runnin' full steam,\n[00:29.60] Yes it's a dirty little trick, so you gotta be staunch, kid:\n[00:33.75] Don't ever buy a console at launch,\n[00:36.15] I'm bein' serious!\n[00:37.35] Do not ever buy a console at launch!\n[00:39.95] THE KID:\n[00:40.38] But the video game companies promise all these great games and features within the first year!\n[00:44.62] SIR GAMEBOY:\n[00:45.02] Sure, just like presidential candidates. They'll say anything to get your vote, the way game companies just want you to buy their console!\n[00:51.23] THE KID: Didn't you want a new Wii U?\n[00:52.28] SIR GAMEBOY: More like Pee-Yew!\n[00:53.23] THE KID: PS4?\n[00:54.10] SIR GAMEBOY: Oh, give me more!\n[00:55.02] THE KID: Xbox One?!\n[00:56.03] SIR GAMEBOY: Xbox done!\n[00:57.08] THE KID: Ouya?\n[00:57.87] SIR GAMEBOY: Uhh... what?\n[00:58.65] The OS'll be a mess, so you gotta be staunch,\n[01:02.19] Kid, don't ever buy a console at launch, now sing it with me\n[01:05.93] BOTH: Do not ever buy a console at launch!\n[01:08.47] SIR GAMEBOY: That's right!\n[01:09.46] And even if they release a picture perfect device,\n[01:12.95] You know that 6-to-12 months later they'll be droppin' the price!\n[01:16.84] Ain't that some crap? It's a trap, so you gotta be staunch, child,\n[01:21.06] Don't ever buy a console at launch\n[01:23.14] (Or Apple product)\n[01:24.00] But don't ever, never, never buy a modern gaming console at launch,\n[01:28.86] Don't try it, don't you buy that console at launch!\n[01:31.57] Yeah!\n[01:32.71] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n title: Game Launch Rock! [feat. 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They'll say anything to get your vote, the way game companies just want you to buy their console!\n start_ms: 45020\n end_ms: 51230\n- text: 'THE KID: Didn''t you want a new Wii U?'\n start_ms: 51230\n end_ms: 52280\n- text: 'SIR GAMEBOY: More like Pee-Yew!'\n start_ms: 52280\n end_ms: 53230\n- text: 'THE KID: PS4?'\n start_ms: 53230\n end_ms: 54100\n- text: 'SIR GAMEBOY: Oh, give me more!'\n start_ms: 54100\n end_ms: 55020\n- text: 'THE KID: Xbox One?!'\n start_ms: 55020\n end_ms: 56030\n- text: 'SIR GAMEBOY: Xbox done!'\n start_ms: 56030\n end_ms: 57080\n- text: 'THE KID: Ouya?'\n start_ms: 57080\n end_ms: 57870\n- text: 'SIR GAMEBOY: Uhh... what?'\n start_ms: 57870\n end_ms: 58650\n- text: The OS'll be a mess, so you gotta be staunch,\n start_ms: 58650\n end_ms: 62190\n- text: Kid, don't ever buy a console at launch, now sing it with me\n start_ms: 62190\n end_ms: 65930\n- text: 'BOTH: Do not ever buy a console at launch!'\n start_ms: 65930\n end_ms: 68470\n- text: 'SIR GAMEBOY: That''s right!'\n start_ms: 68470\n end_ms: 69460\n- text: And even if they release a picture perfect device,\n start_ms: 69460\n end_ms: 72950\n- text: You know that 6-to-12 months later they'll be droppin' the price!\n start_ms: 72950\n end_ms: 76840\n- text: Ain't that some crap? 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They'll say anything to get your vote, the way game companies just want you to buy their console!\n\n THE KID: Didn't you want a new Wii U?\n\n SIR GAMEBOY: More like Pee-Yew!\n\n THE KID: PS4?\n\n SIR GAMEBOY: Oh, give me more!\n\n THE KID: Xbox One?!\n\n SIR GAMEBOY: Xbox done!\n\n THE KID: Ouya?\n\n SIR GAMEBOY: Uhh... what?\n\n The OS'll be a mess, so you gotta be staunch,\n Kid, don't ever buy a console at launch, now sing it with me\n\n BOTH: Do not ever buy a console at launch!\n\n SIR GAMEBOY: That's right!\n And even if they release a picture perfect device,\n You know that 6-to-12 months later they'll be droppin' the price!\n Ain't that some crap? It's a trap, so you gotta be staunch, child,\n Don't ever buy a console at launch\n (Or Apple product)\n But don't ever, never, never buy a modern gaming console at launch,\n Don't try it, don't you buy that console at launch!\n Yeah!\n"},{"id":10610605,"name":"Game Launch Rock! (Album Version) [feat. 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It's a trap, so you gotta be staunch, child,\nDon't ever buy a console at launch\n(Or Apple product)\nBut don't ever, never, never buy a modern gaming console at launch,\nDon't try it, don't you buy that console at launch!\nYeah!","syncedLyrics":"[00:07.32] Back in the 90's when you bought a new system,\n[00:09.12] It was basically ready to go!\n[00:14.60] But those days are gone by, so buddy, don't be that guy\n[00:18.29] You wanna be the first in line, but I say no, no, no, no, no!\n[00:21.96] They won't have near enough games, no matter how great they seem,\n[00:25.56] It takes at least a year or two before they're runnin' full steam,\n[00:29.24] Yes it's a dirty little trick, so you gotta be staunch, kid:\n[00:33.71] Don't ever buy a console at launch,\n[00:35.57] I'm bein' serious!\n[00:36.41] Do not ever buy a console at launch!\n[00:40.12] But the video game companies promise all these great games and features within the first year!\n[00:44.64] Sure, just like presidential candidates. They'll say anything to get your vote, the way game companies just want you to buy their console!\n[00:50.14] Didn't you want a new Wii U?\n[00:51.91] More like Pee-Yew!\n[00:52.85] PS4?\n[00:53.78] Oh, give me more!\n[00:54.63] Xbox One?!\n[00:56.56] Ouya?\n[00:57.45] Uhh... what?\n[00:58.39] The OS'll be a mess, so you gotta be staunch,\n[01:01.92] Kid, don't ever buy a console at launch, now sing it with me\n[01:04.76] Do not ever buy a console at launch!\n[01:08.37] That's right!\n[01:09.26] And even if they release a picture perfect device,\n[01:12.86] You know that 6-to-12 months later they'll be droppin' the price!\n[01:16.50] Ain't that some crap? 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They'll say anything to get your vote, the way game companies just want you to buy their console!\n Didn't you want a new Wii U?\n More like Pee-Yew!\n PS4?\n Oh, give me more!\n Xbox One?!\n Ouya?\n Uhh... what?\n The OS'll be a mess, so you gotta be staunch,\n Kid, don't ever buy a console at launch, now sing it with me\n Do not ever buy a console at launch!\n That's right!\n And even if they release a picture perfect device,\n You know that 6-to-12 months later they'll be droppin' the price!\n Ain't that some crap? It's a trap, so you gotta be staunch, child,\n Don't ever buy a console at launch\n (Or Apple product)\n But don't ever, never, never buy a modern gaming console at launch,\n Don't try it, don't you buy that console at launch!\n Yeah!\n"}]