[{"id":3955111,"name":"Dr. Mario With Lyrics (Fever Theme)","trackName":"Dr. Mario With Lyrics (Fever Theme)","artistName":"brentalfloss","albumName":"What If This Cd... Had Lyrics?","duration":90.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"I am Doctor Mario and I am saving lives\nI look different in this game\n(I lost the hat, got a coat, doctor light, stethoscope)\nI am Doctor Mario and I prescribe high-fives\nLaughter's the best medicine, so bah-hah-hah, you fell down!\n\nIn the Mushroom Kingdom, I'm the finest doc by far (What?! Liar! Boo.)\nI got my degree by watching House and Scrubs and E.R.\nBrightly colored pills! (Pills)\nThey'll cure all your ills! (Ills)\nJust as long as you've got fever or the chills (Cold)\n\nTake off your pants\nGood, now let's see\nTurn your head and cough\nOkay, now do me! Please?\n\nDoes it hurt to pee? (No)\nIs it hard to see? (No)\nI am diagnosing you with HPV (Aw)\n\nYou've got mononucleosis, halitosis, scoliosis, fifteen days is my prognosis\nYou need red and blue pill doses!\nYou've got scabies and phlebitis, chronic rabies, hepatitis,\nYou'll be brave and you'll unite us, then you'll die of menengitis\n\nWait, wait\nI'm wrong\nYou have\nCrabs\n\nBrightly colored pills! (Pills)\nThey'll cure all your ills! (Ills)\nJust as long as you've got fever or the chills!\n\nTake it, 'Floss!\n(I'm playin' the piano and I'm playin' really good ah-na-na)\nDr. Mario!","syncedLyrics":"[00:05.84] I am Doctor Mario and I am saving lives\n[00:08.98] I look different in this game\n[00:10.32] (I lost the hat, got a coat, doctor light, stethoscope)\n[00:12.25] I am Doctor Mario and I prescribe high-fives\n[00:15.36] Laughter's the best medicine, so bah-hah-hah, you fell down!\n[00:18.51] In the Mushroom Kingdom, I'm the finest doc by far (What?! Liar! Boo.)\n[00:21.65] I got my degree by watching House and Scrubs and E.R.\n[00:25.05] Brightly colored pills! (Pills)\n[00:26.53] They'll cure all your ills! (Ills)\n[00:28.18] Just as long as you've got fever or the chills (Cold)\n[00:31.34] Take off your pants\n[00:34.59] Good, now let's see\n[00:37.72] Turn your head and cough\n[00:40.95] Okay, now do me! Please?\n[00:44.18] Does it hurt to pee? (No)\n[00:45.75] Is it hard to see? (No)\n[00:47.33] I am diagnosing you with HPV (Aw)\n[00:50.53] You've got mononucleosis, halitosis, scoliosis, fifteen days is my prognosis\n[00:55.38] You need red and blue pill doses!\n[00:57.05] You've got scabies and phlebitis, chronic rabies, hepatitis,\n[01:00.05] You'll be brave and you'll unite us, then you'll die of menengitis\n[01:03.37] Wait, wait\n[01:04.92] I'm wrong\n[01:06.51] You have\n[01:08.11] Crabs\n[01:09.84] Brightly colored pills! (Pills)\n[01:11.36] They'll cure all your ills! (Ills)\n[01:12.92] Just as long as you've got fever or the chills!\n[01:20.32] Take it, 'Floss!\n[01:21.63] (I'm playin' the piano and I'm playin' really good ah-na-na)\n[01:23.91] Dr. Mario!\n[01:24.97] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Dr. Mario With Lyrics (Fever Theme)\n  artist: brentalfloss\n  album: What If This Cd... Had Lyrics?\n  duration_ms: 90000\n  instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: I am Doctor Mario and I am saving lives\n  start_ms: 5840\n  end_ms: 8980\n- text: I look different in this game\n  start_ms: 8980\n  end_ms: 10320\n- text: (I lost the hat, got a coat, doctor light, stethoscope)\n  start_ms: 10320\n  end_ms: 12250\n- text: I am Doctor Mario and I prescribe high-fives\n  start_ms: 12250\n  end_ms: 15360\n- text: Laughter's the best medicine, so bah-hah-hah, you fell down!\n  start_ms: 15360\n  end_ms: 18510\n- text: In the Mushroom Kingdom, I'm the finest doc by far (What?! Liar! Boo.)\n  start_ms: 18510\n  end_ms: 21650\n- text: I got my degree by watching House and Scrubs and E.R.\n  start_ms: 21650\n  end_ms: 25050\n- text: Brightly colored pills! (Pills)\n  start_ms: 25050\n  end_ms: 26530\n- text: They'll cure all your ills! (Ills)\n  start_ms: 26530\n  end_ms: 28180\n- text: Just as long as you've got fever or the chills (Cold)\n  start_ms: 28180\n  end_ms: 31340\n- text: Take off your pants\n  start_ms: 31340\n  end_ms: 34590\n- text: Good, now let's see\n  start_ms: 34590\n  end_ms: 37720\n- text: Turn your head and cough\n  start_ms: 37720\n  end_ms: 40950\n- text: Okay, now do me! Please?\n  start_ms: 40950\n  end_ms: 44180\n- text: Does it hurt to pee? (No)\n  start_ms: 44180\n  end_ms: 45750\n- text: Is it hard to see? 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(Ills)\nJust as long as you've got fever or the chills!\n\nTake it, 'Floss!\n(I'm playin' the piano and I'm playin' really good ah-na-na)\nDr. Mario!","syncedLyrics":"[00:05.84] I am Doctor Mario and I am saving lives\n[00:08.98] I look different in this game\n[00:10.32] (I lost the hat, got a coat, doctor light, stethoscope)\n[00:12.25] I am Doctor Mario and I prescribe high-fives\n[00:15.36] Laughter's the best medicine, so bah-hah-hah, you fell down!\n[00:18.51] In the Mushroom Kingdom, I'm the finest doc by far (What?! Liar! Boo.)\n[00:21.65] I got my degree by watching House and Scrubs and E.R.\n[00:25.05] Brightly colored pills! (Pills)\n[00:26.53] They'll cure all your ills! (Ills)\n[00:28.18] Just as long as you've got fever or the chills (Cold)\n[00:31.34] Take off your pants\n[00:34.59] Good, now let's see\n[00:37.72] Turn your head and cough\n[00:40.95] Okay, now do me! Please?\n[00:44.18] Does it hurt to pee? (No)\n[00:45.75] Is it hard to see? 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(Ills)\n[01:12.92] Just as long as you've got fever or the chills!\n[01:20.32] Take it, 'Floss!\n[01:21.63] (I'm playin' the piano and I'm playin' really good ah-na-na)\n[01:23.91] Dr. Mario!\n[01:24.97] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Dr. Mario With G-Rated Lyrics (Fever Theme)\n  artist: brentalfloss\n  album: What If This CD… Had G-RATED Lyrics?\n  duration_ms: 88907\n  instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: I am Doctor Mario and I am saving lives\n  start_ms: 5840\n  end_ms: 8980\n- text: I look different in this game\n  start_ms: 8980\n  end_ms: 10320\n- text: (I lost the hat, got a coat, doctor light, stethoscope)\n  start_ms: 10320\n  end_ms: 12250\n- text: I am Doctor Mario and I prescribe high-fives\n  start_ms: 12250\n  end_ms: 15360\n- text: Laughter's the best medicine, so bah-hah-hah, you fell down!\n  start_ms: 15360\n  end_ms: 18510\n- text: In the Mushroom Kingdom, I'm the finest doc by far (What?! Liar! Boo.)\n  start_ms: 18510\n  end_ms: 21650\n- text: I got my degree by watching House and Scrubs and E.R.\n  start_ms: 21650\n  end_ms: 25050\n- text: Brightly colored pills! (Pills)\n  start_ms: 25050\n  end_ms: 26530\n- text: They'll cure all your ills! (Ills)\n  start_ms: 26530\n  end_ms: 28180\n- text: Just as long as you've got fever or the chills (Cold)\n  start_ms: 28180\n  end_ms: 31340\n- text: Take off your pants\n  start_ms: 31340\n  end_ms: 34590\n- text: Good, now let's see\n  start_ms: 34590\n  end_ms: 37720\n- text: Turn your head and cough\n  start_ms: 37720\n  end_ms: 40950\n- text: Okay, now do me! Please?\n  start_ms: 40950\n  end_ms: 44180\n- text: Does it hurt to pee? (No)\n  start_ms: 44180\n  end_ms: 45750\n- text: Is it hard to see? 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(No)\nI am diagnosing you with HPV (Aw)\n\nYou've got mononucleosis, halitosis, scoliosis, fifteen days is my prognosis\nYou need red and blue pill doses!\nYou've got scabies and phlebitis, chronic rabies, hepatitis,\nYou'll be brave and you'll unite us, then you'll die of menengitis\n\nWait, wait\nI'm wrong\nYou have\nCrabs\n\nBrightly colored pills! (Pills)\nThey'll cure all your ills! (Ills)\nJust as long as you've got fever or the chills!\n\nTake it, 'Floss!\n(I'm playin' the piano and I'm playin' really good ah-na-na)\nDr. Mario!","syncedLyrics":"[00:05.84] I am Doctor Mario and I am saving lives\n[00:08.98] I look different in this game\n[00:10.32] (I lost the hat, got a coat, doctor light, stethoscope)\n[00:12.25] I am Doctor Mario and I prescribe high-fives\n[00:15.36] Laughter's the best medicine, so bah-hah-hah, you fell down!\n[00:18.51] In the Mushroom Kingdom, I'm the finest doc by far (What?! Liar! 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(Ills)\n[01:12.92] Just as long as you've got fever or the chills!\n[01:20.32] Take it, 'Floss!\n[01:21.63] (I'm playin' the piano and I'm playin' really good ah-na-na)\n[01:23.91] Dr. Mario!\n[01:24.97] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Dr. Mario With G-Rated Lyrics (Fever Theme)\n  artist: Brentalfloss\n  album: What if This CD... Had G-RATED Lyrics?\n  duration_ms: 88907\n  instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: I am Doctor Mario and I am saving lives\n  start_ms: 5840\n  end_ms: 8980\n- text: I look different in this game\n  start_ms: 8980\n  end_ms: 10320\n- text: (I lost the hat, got a coat, doctor light, stethoscope)\n  start_ms: 10320\n  end_ms: 12250\n- text: I am Doctor Mario and I prescribe high-fives\n  start_ms: 12250\n  end_ms: 15360\n- text: Laughter's the best medicine, so bah-hah-hah, you fell down!\n  start_ms: 15360\n  end_ms: 18510\n- text: In the Mushroom Kingdom, I'm the finest doc by far (What?! Liar! Boo.)\n  start_ms: 18510\n  end_ms: 21650\n- text: I got my degree by watching House and Scrubs and E.R.\n  start_ms: 21650\n  end_ms: 25050\n- text: Brightly colored pills! (Pills)\n  start_ms: 25050\n  end_ms: 26530\n- text: They'll cure all your ills! (Ills)\n  start_ms: 26530\n  end_ms: 28180\n- text: Just as long as you've got fever or the chills (Cold)\n  start_ms: 28180\n  end_ms: 31340\n- text: Take off your pants\n  start_ms: 31340\n  end_ms: 34590\n- text: Good, now let's see\n  start_ms: 34590\n  end_ms: 37720\n- text: Turn your head and cough\n  start_ms: 37720\n  end_ms: 40950\n- text: Okay, now do me! Please?\n  start_ms: 40950\n  end_ms: 44180\n- text: Does it hurt to pee? (No)\n  start_ms: 44180\n  end_ms: 45750\n- text: Is it hard to see? 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(Ills)\n  start_ms: 71360\n  end_ms: 72920\n- text: Just as long as you've got fever or the chills!\n  start_ms: 72920\n  end_ms: 80320\n- text: Take it, 'Floss!\n  start_ms: 80320\n  end_ms: 81630\n- text: (I'm playin' the piano and I'm playin' really good ah-na-na)\n  start_ms: 81630\n  end_ms: 83910\n- text: Dr. Mario!\n  start_ms: 83910\n  end_ms: 84970\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 84970\nplain: |-\n  I am Doctor Mario and I am saving lives\n  I look different in this game\n  (I lost the hat, got a coat, doctor light, stethoscope)\n  I am Doctor Mario and I prescribe high-fives\n  Laughter's the best medicine, so bah-hah-hah, you fell down!\n\n  In the Mushroom Kingdom, I'm the finest doc by far (What?! Liar! Boo.)\n  I got my degree by watching House and Scrubs and E.R.\n  Brightly colored pills! (Pills)\n  They'll cure all your ills! (Ills)\n  Just as long as you've got fever or the chills (Cold)\n\n  Take off your pants\n  Good, now let's see\n  Turn your head and cough\n  Okay, now do me! Please?\n\n  Does it hurt to pee? (No)\n  Is it hard to see? (No)\n  I am diagnosing you with HPV (Aw)\n\n  You've got mononucleosis, halitosis, scoliosis, fifteen days is my prognosis\n  You need red and blue pill doses!\n  You've got scabies and phlebitis, chronic rabies, hepatitis,\n  You'll be brave and you'll unite us, then you'll die of menengitis\n\n  Wait, wait\n  I'm wrong\n  You have\n  Crabs\n\n  Brightly colored pills! (Pills)\n  They'll cure all your ills! (Ills)\n  Just as long as you've got fever or the chills!\n\n  Take it, 'Floss!\n  (I'm playin' the piano and I'm playin' really good ah-na-na)\n  Dr. Mario!\n"}]