[{"id":15435076,"name":"corey","trackName":"corey","artistName":"brentalfloss","albumName":"what if this cd had grated lyrics","duration":198.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Every day I open up my laptop and log on to Screwattack.com\n'Cause there's a special someone I'm longing to gaze upon\nWhat a very special person who I can't wait to see\nAt least she's very special to me\n\nCorey, baby what's your story?\nYou're the only girl on Screwattack, and even though Jose's got a nicer rack\nI'd do anything for you, I'd even buy a Power Glove\nTo smash a question box and find the power-up of love\nThe things I feel for you are self-explanatory\nOh-woh-oh-oh\nCorey\n\nVerse two!\nCorey, there is no category\nWith which to describe the way you make life fun\nYou're like Zelda, Samus, Peach, and Lara Croft in one\nI'd be honored and obliged if you'd trade consoles with me\nI could plug right into your Xbox and you could mess around with my Wii\nNow I know I'm crass and vulgar, but it's not meant to be derogatory\nOh-woh-oh-oh\nCorey\nYeah!\n\nI know I'm not so great at subtlety\nWhen it comes to writing odes\nAnd I'm always gonna have to struggle with the fact that you don't like Battletoads\nNo!\n\nAnd I know I'm not that smart\nI can't even tie my own shoelaces\nBut I don't care if you burp, no baby I don't care if you fart\nAnd I would eat chicken salad right outta your braces,\nRight outta your braces, yeah!\n\nCorey, let's write our own love story\nShow me how to find your hidden castle\nEven though I'm bald and kind of an asshole\nAll the G1's agree, baby you're a fuckin' prize\nAnd I wanna be in Corey's Corner one day, if you know what I'm sayin' guys,\n\nYou're a classy, classy chick, I just wish you were a little more whorey\nOh-woh-oh-oh\nOh-woh-oh-oh\nOh-oh-oh-oh\nCorey\nYeah!","syncedLyrics":"[00:06.60] Every day I open up my laptop and log on to Screwattack.com\n[00:11.07] 'Cause there's a special someone I'm longing to gaze 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great at subtlety\n[01:46.05] When it comes to writing odes\n[01:51.85] And I'm always gonna have to struggle with the fact that you don't like Battletoads\n[02:00.45] No!\n[02:02.45] And I know I'm not that smart\n[02:06.98] I can't even tie my own shoelaces\n[02:11.52] But I don't care if you burp, no baby I don't care if you fart\n[02:16.52] And I would eat chicken salad right outta your braces,\n[02:21.23] Right outta your braces, yeah!\n[02:24.68] Corey, let's write our own love story\n[02:29.43] Show me how to find your hidden castle\n[02:32.60] Even though I'm bald and kind of an asshole\n[02:35.52] All the G1's agree, baby you're a fuckin' prize\n[02:40.23] And I wanna be in Corey's Corner one day, if you know what I'm sayin' guys,\n[02:45.08] You're a classy, classy chick, I just wish you were a little more whorey\n[02:50.77] Oh-woh-oh-oh\n[02:56.25] Oh-woh-oh-oh\n[02:58.79] Oh-oh-oh-oh\n[03:06.83] Corey\n[03:10.07] Yeah!\n[03:14.36] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n 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Corey, let's write our own love story\n  Show me how to find your hidden castle\n  Even though I'm bald and kind of an asshole\n  All the G1's agree, baby you're a fuckin' prize\n  And I wanna be in Corey's Corner one day, if you know what I'm sayin' guys,\n\n  You're a classy, classy chick, I just wish you were a little more whorey\n  Oh-woh-oh-oh\n  Oh-woh-oh-oh\n  Oh-oh-oh-oh\n  Corey\n  Yeah!\n"},{"id":15615152,"name":"corey","trackName":"corey","artistName":"brentalfloss","albumName":"what if this cd had lyrics","duration":199.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Every day I open up my laptop and log on to Screwattack.com\n'Cause there's a special someone I'm longing to gaze upon\nWhat a very special person who I can't wait to see\nAt least she's very special to me\n\nCorey, baby what's your story?\nYou're the only girl on Screwattack, and even though Jose's got a nicer rack\nI'd do anything for you, I'd even buy a Power Glove\nTo smash a question box and find 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Corey.\n[01:04.27] Verse two!\n[01:05.15] Corey, there is no category\n[01:10.54] With which to describe the way you make life fun\n[01:12.31] You're like Zelda, Samus, Peach, and Lara Croft in one\n[01:15.15] I'd be honored and obliged if you'd trade consoles with me\n[01:20.50] I would take great care of your mint condition SNES while you borrowed my limited edition Wii\n[01:26.08] I come back like a magical boomerang why don'cha you add me to your inventory?\n[01:30.56] Oh-woh-oh-oh... 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asshole\nAll the G1's agree, baby you're a fuckin' prize\nAnd I wanna be in Corey's Corner one day, if you know what I'm sayin' guys,\n\nYou're a classy, classy chick, I just wish you were a little more whorey\nOh-woh-oh-oh\nOh-woh-oh-oh\nOh-oh-oh-oh\nCorey\nYeah!","syncedLyrics":"[00:06.60] Every day I open up my laptop and log on to Screwattack.com\n[00:11.07] 'Cause there's a special someone I'm longing to gaze upon\n[00:16.23] What a very special person who I can't wait to see\n[00:21.30] At least she's very special to me\n[00:27.57] Corey, baby what's your story?\n[00:34.66] You're the only girl on Screwattack, and even though Jose's got a nicer rack\n[00:39.62] I'd do anything for you, I'd even buy a Power Glove\n[00:44.60] To smash a question box and find the power-up of love\n[00:50.95] The things I feel for you are self-explanatory\n[00:55.51] Oh-woh-oh-oh\n[00:58.07] Corey\n[01:05.91] Verse two!\n[01:06.56] Corey, there is no category\n[01:11.98] With which to describe the way you make life fun\n[01:13.99] You're like Zelda, Samus, Peach, and Lara Croft in one\n[01:16.67] I'd be honored and obliged if you'd trade consoles with me\n[01:21.21] I could plug right into your Xbox and you could mess around with my Wii\n[01:26.83] Now I know I'm crass and vulgar, but it's not meant to be derogatory\n[01:31.31] Oh-woh-oh-oh\n[01:36.61] Corey\n[01:40.48] Yeah!\n[01:42.50] I know I'm not so great at subtlety\n[01:46.05] When it comes to writing odes\n[01:51.85] And I'm always gonna have to struggle with the fact that you don't like Battletoads\n[02:00.45] No!\n[02:02.45] And I know I'm not that smart\n[02:06.98] I can't even tie my own shoelaces\n[02:11.52] But I don't care if you burp, no baby I don't care if you fart\n[02:16.52] And I would eat chicken salad right outta your braces,\n[02:21.23] Right outta your braces, yeah!\n[02:24.68] Corey, let's write our own love story\n[02:29.43] Show me how to find your hidden castle\n[02:32.60] Even though I'm bald and 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