[{"id":11331091,"name":"Xmas Rap (Uncensored)","trackName":"Xmas Rap (Uncensored)","artistName":"Treacherous Three, The","albumName":"The Sugar Hill Records Story","duration":368.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Ho Ho Ho\nOpen up ya do\nI'm Santa Claus and guess what y'all\nI got something to show\nI came to bring some Christmas Spirit\nI got a big bag now guess what's in it\nSomething for the rich and something for the po\nSo Merry Christmas and ho ho ho\n\nHo Ho Ho Merry Christmas my foot\nI'ma tell you what Santa really put\nUnder my so-called tree but in reality\nLooked like nothin but a decorated pole to me\n\nMan, you talk about a tree it makes wonder\nCause I never had a tree to put anything under\nIf I ever did luck up and get a tree\nThere was never anything under it for me\n\nMan I don't what y'all talking about\nCause when I come to your town I just get kicked out\nYou think I'm getting presents made for free\nI gotta pay them elves and ain't nobody paying me\n\nYou big fat whale you might as well quit\nCause I can name a hundred presents that I didn't get\nAnd if I did get a present it would be a hand-me-down\nYo I got this for Christmas now how that sound\n\nIt sounds good to me cause I'm about to freeze\nYou wanna see something look at the bottom of these\nMe and brothers can't go out at the same time\nCause a coat that's theirs is a coat that's mine\n\nMan I know one thing y'all better get off my neck\nAnd wait till you get ya welfare check\nGo on down to the office and stand in the line\nBetter hurry up see I got mine\n\nJingle, Jangle, Jingle for the po\nAnd once you get your welfare check\nYo kiss my mistletoe\nHo Ho Ho\nHo Ho Ho\n\nThat's why the presents keep getting mixed up\nCause year after year you keep fucking up\nAnd now I know why cause you always drunk\nInstead of G.I. Joe you send me this junk\n\nThat ain't a G.I. Joe that's a G.I. jerk\nWith a kungfu grip that don't even work\nSo all I did was just put him away\nCause my G.I. Joe looked G.I. gay\n\nThat's why you don't get presents now\nCause you're just ingrates\nIf the G.I. Joe is gay what difference does it make\nAfter all he's just a doll ain't too much he can do\nIf you ask me boy I ain't to sure about\n\nListen bloato in your big fat suit\nNext time say no don't send no substitute\nCause I asked you for a beatbox and you know what I got?\nDougie Fresh, you know that kid from down the block\n\nFor a fascimile we must admit\nDougie Fresh was good and made a perfect fit\nHe's the only reason why we weren't totally mad\nWithout Dougie our Christmas would've been really sad\n\nWell let's get Doug E. Fresh and Magnificent Force\nAnd head on out the do\nAnd leave these partypeople singing\nJingle, Jangle for the po\nSing!","syncedLyrics":null,"lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Xmas Rap (Uncensored)\n  artist: Treacherous Three, The\n  album: The Sugar Hill Records Story\n  duration_ms: 368000\n  instrumental: false\nlines: []\nplain: |-\n  Ho Ho Ho\n  Open up ya do\n  I'm Santa Claus and guess what y'all\n  I got something to show\n  I came to bring some Christmas Spirit\n  I got a big bag now guess what's in it\n  Something for the rich and something for the po\n  So Merry Christmas and ho ho ho\n\n  Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas my foot\n  I'ma tell you what Santa really put\n  Under my so-called tree but in reality\n  Looked like nothin but a decorated pole to me\n\n  Man, you talk about a tree it makes wonder\n  Cause I never had a tree to put anything under\n  If I ever did luck up and get a tree\n  There was never anything under it for me\n\n  Man I don't what y'all talking about\n  Cause when I come to your town I just get kicked out\n  You think I'm getting presents made for free\n  I gotta pay them elves and ain't nobody paying me\n\n  You big fat whale you might as well quit\n  Cause I can name a hundred presents that I didn't get\n  And if I did get a present it would be a hand-me-down\n  Yo I got this for Christmas now how that sound\n\n  It sounds good to me cause I'm about to freeze\n  You wanna see something look at the bottom of these\n  Me and brothers can't go out at the same time\n  Cause a coat that's theirs is a coat that's mine\n\n  Man I know one thing y'all better get off my neck\n  And wait till you get ya welfare check\n  Go on down to the office and stand in the line\n  Better hurry up see I got mine\n\n  Jingle, Jangle, Jingle for the po\n  And once you get your welfare check\n  Yo kiss my mistletoe\n  Ho Ho Ho\n  Ho Ho Ho\n\n  That's why the presents keep getting mixed up\n  Cause year after year you keep fucking up\n  And now I know why cause you always drunk\n  Instead of G.I. Joe you send me this junk\n\n  That ain't a G.I. Joe that's a G.I. jerk\n  With a kungfu grip that don't even work\n  So all I did was just put him away\n  Cause my G.I. Joe looked G.I. gay\n\n  That's why you don't get presents now\n  Cause you're just ingrates\n  If the G.I. Joe is gay what difference does it make\n  After all he's just a doll ain't too much he can do\n  If you ask me boy I ain't to sure about\n\n  Listen bloato in your big fat suit\n  Next time say no don't send no substitute\n  Cause I asked you for a beatbox and you know what I got?\n  Dougie Fresh, you know that kid from down the block\n\n  For a fascimile we must admit\n  Dougie Fresh was good and made a perfect fit\n  He's the only reason why we weren't totally mad\n  Without Dougie our Christmas would've been really sad\n\n  Well let's get Doug E. Fresh and Magnificent Force\n  And head on out the do\n  And leave these partypeople singing\n  Jingle, Jangle for the po\n  Sing!\n"}]