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Mighty proud to say it!\nYes, I'm mighty proud to say it! Yes, sir!\n\nDon't you wanna have a little fun, little sponge?\nLittle something to pluck you from the glum humdrum?\nLive comfortably, capital at risk! Yum, yum!\nListen up! For the offer only comes just once!\nHey, chum! I can see you're having violent thoughts!\nBut don't you wanna, wanna be a, be a big shot?\nEnquire today! While the secret's in stock!\nAll you gotta do is\nHyperlink blocked\n\nI used to be nothing but the email guy\nNow I'm the \"It burns! Ow! Stop! Stop! Help me! It burns!\" guy\n\nWe've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\nWe can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\nIf you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\nWe take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\nAre you feeling down? Have you lost control?\nIs your life a mess? Do your friends despise you?\nWell, here's one weird trick discovered by a mom\nAnd I'm sure number five will surprise you\n\nAll you've ever dreamed of, shining, glistening\nGotta buckle up! Grab life by the silly string!\nYou can have it! You can have it! Say the word, it's yours!\nEahaehaehaehaeh! I wasn't listening\n\nSee, it says just here, right here, last year\nOn the third of the fourth at five-o-six\nYou searched cat pics online, well, that's just fine\nMoist, delicious cookies\n\nLittle tippy tap kitty catalyst\nNow we have a list\nAnd we'll guess what ever habit is\nWanna buy a cat flap? Cat food? Catchup? Catamaran?\nYou'll be categorically catatonic\n\nAt the catalogue of categories I have at my hands\nA cavalcade of all your favourite brands\nAn advertism schism cataclysm, cash on demand!\nYou'd better cancel your plans!\nCash for the crackers and the pickles and the flypaper!\n\nWanna buy a cat plush? Plush toy? Toy box? Box wine?\nWhy won't Mike just call me?\nBackgammon? Ham and eggs? Egg chair? Chair bed?\nBed bath? Bath sponge?\nSponge who hates it's $4.99?\nLifeboat? Boat shoe? Shoestring? String bean?\nBean bag? Bagpipes? Pipe bomb? Bomber jacket?\nJackdaw? Doorstop?\nStop! No, please! Don't take my furniture!\n\nStopwatch? Watchdog? Dog collar? Colorado?\nAdderall? Ads are all seeping! Ping pong? Ponchos?\nChoke chains? Chainsaws? Swordfish-shish kebab-bobcat?\nDo you want a cat or not?\n\nWell, you wanna be a big shot, don't you?\nDon't you wanna be the next big thing?\nYou can do it! Yes, it's true, it's really true\nThere's nothing to it, I can prove it!\nHear the registers ring!\n\nRing, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring\nYou're kidding? It's for you\nWanna know a secret?\nHyperlink blocked\n\nYou too can have a communion with-\nSoon, I'll even surpass that damned clown around town!\n\nWe've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\nWe can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\nIf you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\nWe take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\nHoly cungadero, there, you funky, little worm\nYou seem unaware of all the money you could earn\nIf you wanna get the gold\nWell, there is stuff you gotta learn\nMilk the humans of their kindness\nThen there's butter to be churned\n\nYou, want, it, need, it!\nDon't, you, see?\nBut if you wanna make your screen green\nYou're gonna need my Kromer key\n\nYes, you've got trouble, my friend! Whadayatalk?\nRight here in Cyber City!\nSee, I used to be a top-notch! Big shot!\nBest deals! Best wheels! Best prices in the tri-state area\n\nBut you can get it back! Ha-ha-ha! Yes, you can!\nAll you gotta do is follow through my 12-step plan\nBigger, bigger, better, like the telephone was telling me\nYou gotta know the territory! Spend a hand, lend a hand\n\nWho's gonna patronise a little bitty\nTwo by four kinda store anymore?\nGotta go! Gotta get! Gotta get on and go!\nMake a deal! Big deal! High score! Our store is closing!\n\nHot tip! Drop shipping! Four, three, two, one!\nNot skipping offers wired into your inbox\nSwing by the gift shop! Think of the big shot!\nAll this and more, click\nHyperlink blocked\n\nCan anyone hear me?\nHelp\nMike\nMike?\nHa-ha-ha-ha!\n\nWe've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\nWe can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\nIf you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\nWe take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\nInsurance! Know that I'm the best in policy!\nHonestly, do you wanna end in poverty?\nBuddy, I'm the one to help invest it properly!\nI'm here to talk about extended warranty!\n\nIt's a super, bumper, liquidation, last chance\nFirst day, half price, fire sale like never before!\nAnd it's there to explore, when you step in the door\nThe very model of a modern major general store!\n\nBut the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it\nThose who have it really have it\nIf you haven't, well, you've had it, couldn't hack it\nNow the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's\nJust the haven'ts that're lacking what they're having\n\nNow the ads have got the traffic\nAnd we've grabbed your demographic\nSo you're packing up your basket\n'Cause your dad has gotta have it\nHe'll be sad if you don't wrap it with a tag, it'll be tragic\nSo you're manically grabbing at the shelves amid the panic\n\nSeems that everybody has it, man, you really gotta have it\nSo you get it, you're ecstatic, but a crackle in the static\nAnd the it is out of fashion, just a fad, a piece of plastic\nSo you trash it, then you get back in your car 'cause you don't have it\n\nAnd the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it\nThose who have it really have it\nIf you haven't, well, you've had it, couldn't hack it\nNow the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's\nHochi mama! What a mouthful!\n\nIn the encyclopedia of being afraid\nThere ain't nothing to be scared of 'til there's fees to be paid\nThere's deals to be made with seasonal savings!\nRegional ratings are lethally fading\n\nScreaming and raving, ceaseless appraising\nNeat, little plate with a needless engraving\nLegally grey, but sweet with the phrasing\nFeet in the grave, but gleefully trading\n\nFeeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\nDeals so good I'll-, myself\nFeeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\nGone with the sugar barrel, pickle barrel, milk pan\nFeeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\nI can feel that smooth taste already!\nFeeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\nHyperlink blocked","syncedLyrics":"[00:04.27] Woah! If it isn't a Lightner!\n[00:06.41] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!\n[00:07.76] Looks like you're all alone on a late night?\n[00:09.28] All your friends abandoned you for the slime you are?\n[00:12.49] Sales gone down the drain? Drain?\n[00:14.47] Living in a goddamn garbage can?\n[00:16.81] Hae-ahaa-hae-ahaa-eah!\n[00:19.23] Friend, either you're closing your eyes\n[00:21.21] To savings you do not wish to acknowledge\n[00:23.31] Or you are not aware of the calibre of discounts\n[00:25.38] Indicated by the presence of a heart-shaped object\n[00:27.60] In your community\n[00:30.65] Hey, kid, look at you! Right time, right place!\n[00:32.35] Ripe for the picking! Right money in your pocket!\n[00:34.05] You're so lucky! Very lucky! Oh, so very, very lucky!\n[00:35.85] That you get to be investing in this Very Special Product\n[00:37.48] From everybody's favourite number one rated salesman\n[00:39.92] Circa 1997, mighty proud to say it! Mighty proud to say it!\n[00:42.62] Yes, I'm mighty proud to say it! Yes, sir!\n[00:44.63] Don't you wanna have a little fun, little sponge?\n[00:46.08] Little something to pluck you from the glum humdrum?\n[00:47.93] Live comfortably, capital at risk! Yum, yum!\n[00:49.40] Listen up! For the offer only comes just once!\n[00:51.12] Hey, chum! I can see you're having violent thoughts!\n[00:52.93] But don't you wanna, wanna be a, be a big shot?\n[00:54.68] Enquire today! While the secret's in stock!\n[00:56.37] All you gotta do is\n[00:57.55] Hyperlink blocked\n[00:58.19] I used to be nothing but the email guy\n[01:00.33] Now I'm the \"It burns! Ow! Stop! Stop! Help me! It burns!\" guy\n[01:04.88] We've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\n[01:08.06] We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\n[01:11.56] If you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\n[01:14.83] We take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n[01:18.05] Are you feeling down? Have you lost control?\n[01:19.84] Is your life a mess? 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Yes, sir!\n\n  Don't you wanna have a little fun, little sponge?\n  Little something to pluck you from the glum humdrum?\n  Live comfortably, capital at risk! Yum, yum!\n  Listen up! For the offer only comes just once!\n  Hey, chum! I can see you're having violent thoughts!\n  But don't you wanna, wanna be a, be a big shot?\n  Enquire today! While the secret's in stock!\n  All you gotta do is\n  Hyperlink blocked\n\n  I used to be nothing but the email guy\n  Now I'm the \"It burns! Ow! Stop! Stop! Help me! It burns!\" guy\n\n  We've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\n  We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\n  If you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\n  We take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\n  Are you feeling down? Have you lost control?\n  Is your life a mess? Do your friends despise you?\n  Well, here's one weird trick discovered by a mom\n  And I'm sure number five will surprise you\n\n  All you've ever dreamed of, shining, glistening\n  Gotta buckle up! Grab life by the silly string!\n  You can have it! You can have it! Say the word, it's yours!\n  Eahaehaehaehaeh! I wasn't listening\n\n  See, it says just here, right here, last year\n  On the third of the fourth at five-o-six\n  You searched cat pics online, well, that's just fine\n  Moist, delicious cookies\n\n  Little tippy tap kitty catalyst\n  Now we have a list\n  And we'll guess what ever habit is\n  Wanna buy a cat flap? Cat food? Catchup? Catamaran?\n  You'll be categorically catatonic\n\n  At the catalogue of categories I have at my hands\n  A cavalcade of all your favourite brands\n  An advertism schism cataclysm, cash on demand!\n  You'd better cancel your plans!\n  Cash for the crackers and the pickles and the flypaper!\n\n  Wanna buy a cat plush? Plush toy? Toy box? Box wine?\n  Why won't Mike just call me?\n  Backgammon? Ham and eggs? Egg chair? Chair bed?\n  Bed bath? Bath sponge?\n  Sponge who hates it's $4.99?\n  Lifeboat? Boat shoe? Shoestring? String bean?\n  Bean bag? Bagpipes? Pipe bomb? Bomber jacket?\n  Jackdaw? Doorstop?\n  Stop! No, please! Don't take my furniture!\n\n  Stopwatch? Watchdog? Dog collar? Colorado?\n  Adderall? Ads are all seeping! Ping pong? Ponchos?\n  Choke chains? Chainsaws? Swordfish-shish kebab-bobcat?\n  Do you want a cat or not?\n\n  Well, you wanna be a big shot, don't you?\n  Don't you wanna be the next big thing?\n  You can do it! Yes, it's true, it's really true\n  There's nothing to it, I can prove it!\n  Hear the registers ring!\n\n  Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring\n  You're kidding? It's for you\n  Wanna know a secret?\n  Hyperlink blocked\n\n  You too can have a communion with-\n  Soon, I'll even surpass that damned clown around town!\n\n  We've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\n  We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\n  If you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\n  We take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\n  Holy cungadero, there, you funky, little worm\n  You seem unaware of all the money you could earn\n  If you wanna get the gold\n  Well, there is stuff you gotta learn\n  Milk the humans of their kindness\n  Then there's butter to be churned\n\n  You, want, it, need, it!\n  Don't, you, see?\n  But if you wanna make your screen green\n  You're gonna need my Kromer key\n\n  Yes, you've got trouble, my friend! Whadayatalk?\n  Right here in Cyber City!\n  See, I used to be a top-notch! Big shot!\n  Best deals! Best wheels! Best prices in the tri-state area\n\n  But you can get it back! Ha-ha-ha! Yes, you can!\n  All you gotta do is follow through my 12-step plan\n  Bigger, bigger, better, like the telephone was telling me\n  You gotta know the territory! Spend a hand, lend a hand\n\n  Who's gonna patronise a little bitty\n  Two by four kinda store anymore?\n  Gotta go! Gotta get! Gotta get on and go!\n  Make a deal! Big deal! High score! Our store is closing!\n\n  Hot tip! Drop shipping! Four, three, two, one!\n  Not skipping offers wired into your inbox\n  Swing by the gift shop! Think of the big shot!\n  All this and more, click\n  Hyperlink blocked\n\n  Can anyone hear me?\n  Help\n  Mike\n  Mike?\n  Ha-ha-ha-ha!\n\n  We've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\n  We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\n  If you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\n  We take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\n  Insurance! Know that I'm the best in policy!\n  Honestly, do you wanna end in poverty?\n  Buddy, I'm the one to help invest it properly!\n  I'm here to talk about extended warranty!\n\n  It's a super, bumper, liquidation, last chance\n  First day, half price, fire sale like never before!\n  And it's there to explore, when you step in the door\n  The very model of a modern major general store!\n\n  But the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it\n  Those who have it really have it\n  If you haven't, well, you've had it, couldn't hack it\n  Now the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's\n  Just the haven'ts that're lacking what they're having\n\n  Now the ads have got the traffic\n  And we've grabbed your demographic\n  So you're packing up your basket\n  'Cause your dad has gotta have it\n  He'll be sad if you don't wrap it with a tag, it'll be tragic\n  So you're manically grabbing at the shelves amid the panic\n\n  Seems that everybody has it, man, you really gotta have it\n  So you get it, you're ecstatic, but a crackle in the static\n  And the it is out of fashion, just a fad, a piece of plastic\n  So you trash it, then you get back in your car 'cause you don't have it\n\n  And the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it\n  Those who have it really have it\n  If you haven't, well, you've had it, couldn't hack it\n  Now the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's\n  Hochi mama! What a mouthful!\n\n  In the encyclopedia of being afraid\n  There ain't nothing to be scared of 'til there's fees to be paid\n  There's deals to be made with seasonal savings!\n  Regional ratings are lethally fading\n\n  Screaming and raving, ceaseless appraising\n  Neat, little plate with a needless engraving\n  Legally grey, but sweet with the phrasing\n  Feet in the grave, but gleefully trading\n\n  Feeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\n  Deals so good I'll-, myself\n  Feeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\n  Gone with the sugar barrel, pickle barrel, milk pan\n  Feeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\n  I can feel that smooth taste already!\n  Feeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\n  Hyperlink blocked\n"},{"id":19562553,"name":"Ad Infinitum","trackName":"Ad Infinitum","artistName":"The Stupendium","albumName":"Ad Infinitum","duration":302.680816,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Woah! If it isn't a Lightner!\nHey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!\nLooks like you're all alone on a late night?\nAll your friends abandoned you for the slime you are?\nSales gone down the drain? Drain?\nLiving in a goddamn garbage can?\nHae-ahaa-hae-ahaa-eah!\n\nFriend, either you're closing your eyes\nTo savings you do not wish to acknowledge\nOr you are not aware of the calibre of discounts\nIndicated by the presence of a heart-shaped object\nIn your community\n\nHey, kid, look at you! Right time, right place!\nRipe for the picking! Right money in your pocket!\nYou're so lucky! Very lucky! Oh, so very, very lucky!\nThat you get to be investing in this Very Special Product\nFrom everybody's favourite number one rated salesman\nCirca 1997, mighty proud to say it! Mighty proud to say it!\nYes, I'm mighty proud to say it! Yes, sir!\n\nDon't you wanna have a little fun, little sponge?\nLittle something to pluck you from the glum humdrum?\nLive comfortably, capital at risk! Yum, yum!\nListen up! For the offer only comes just once!\nHey, chum! I can see you're having violent thoughts!\nBut don't you wanna, wanna be a, be a big shot?\nEnquire today! While the secret's in stock!\nAll you gotta do is\nHyperlink blocked\n\nI used to be nothing but the email guy\nNow I'm the \"It burns! Ow! Stop! Stop! Help me! It burns!\" guy\n\nWe've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\nWe can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\nIf you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\nWe take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\nAre you feeling down? Have you lost control?\nIs your life a mess? Do your friends despise you?\nWell, here's one weird trick discovered by a mom\nAnd I'm sure number five will surprise you\n\nAll you've ever dreamed of, shining, glistening\nGotta buckle up! Grab life by the silly string!\nYou can have it! You can have it! Say the word, it's yours!\nEahaehaehaehaeh! I wasn't listening\n\nSee, it says just here, right here, last year\nOn the third of the fourth at five-o-six\nYou searched cat pics online, well, that's just fine\nMoist, delicious cookies\n\nLittle tippy tap kitty catalyst\nNow we have a list\nAnd we'll guess what ever habit is\nWanna buy a cat flap? Cat food? Catchup? Catamaran?\nYou'll be categorically catatonic\n\nAt the catalogue of categories I have at my hands\nA cavalcade of all your favourite brands\nAn advertism schism cataclysm, cash on demand!\nYou'd better cancel your plans!\nCash for the crackers and the pickles and the flypaper!\n\nWanna buy a cat plush? Plush toy? Toy box? Box wine?\nWhy won't Mike just call me?\nBackgammon? Ham and eggs? Egg chair? Chair bed?\nBed bath? Bath sponge?\nSponge who hates it's $4.99?\nLifeboat? Boat shoe? Shoestring? String bean?\nBean bag? Bagpipes? Pipe bomb? Bomber jacket?\nJackdaw? Doorstop?\nStop! No, please! Don't take my furniture!\n\nStopwatch? Watchdog? Dog collar? Colorado?\nAdderall? Ads are all seeping! Ping pong? Ponchos?\nChoke chains? Chainsaws? Swordfish-shish kebab-bobcat?\nDo you want a cat or not?\n\nWell, you wanna be a big shot, don't you?\nDon't you wanna be the next big thing?\nYou can do it! Yes, it's true, it's really true\nThere's nothing to it, I can prove it!\nHear the registers ring!\n\nRing, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring\nYou're kidding? It's for you\nWanna know a secret?\nHyperlink blocked\n\nYou too can have a communion with-\nSoon, I'll even surpass that damned clown around town!\n\nWe've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\nWe can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\nIf you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\nWe take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\nHoly cungadero, there, you funky, little worm\nYou seem unaware of all the money you could earn\nIf you wanna get the gold\nWell, there is stuff you gotta learn\nMilk the humans of their kindness\nThen there's butter to be churned\n\nYou, want, it, need, it!\nDon't, you, see?\nBut if you wanna make your screen green\nYou're gonna need my Kromer key\n\nYes, you've got trouble, my friend! Whadayatalk?\nRight here in Cyber City!\nSee, I used to be a top-notch! Big shot!\nBest deals! Best wheels! Best prices in the tri-state area\n\nBut you can get it back! Ha-ha-ha! Yes, you can!\nAll you gotta do is follow through my 12-step plan\nBigger, bigger, better, like the telephone was telling me\nYou gotta know the territory! Spend a hand, lend a hand\n\nWho's gonna patronise a little bitty\nTwo by four kinda store anymore?\nGotta go! Gotta get! Gotta get on and go!\nMake a deal! Big deal! High score! Our store is closing!\n\nHot tip! Drop shipping! Four, three, two, one!\nNot skipping offers wired into your inbox\nSwing by the gift shop! Think of the big shot!\nAll this and more, click\nHyperlink blocked\n\nCan anyone hear me?\nHelp\nMike\nMike?\nHa-ha-ha-ha!\n\nWe've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\nWe can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\nIf you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\nWe take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\nInsurance! Know that I'm the best in policy!\nHonestly, do you wanna end in poverty?\nBuddy, I'm the one to help invest it properly!\nI'm here to talk about extended warranty!\n\nIt's a super, bumper, liquidation, last chance\nFirst day, half price, fire sale like never before!\nAnd it's there to explore, when you step in the door\nThe very model of a modern major general store!\n\nBut the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it\nThose who have it really have it\nIf you haven't, well, you've had it, couldn't hack it\nNow the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's\nJust the haven'ts that're lacking what they're having\n\nNow the ads have got the traffic\nAnd we've grabbed your demographic\nSo you're packing up your basket\n'Cause your dad has gotta have it\nHe'll be sad if you don't wrap it with a tag, it'll be tragic\nSo you're manically grabbing at the shelves amid the panic\n\nSeems that everybody has it, man, you really gotta have it\nSo you get it, you're ecstatic, but a crackle in the static\nAnd the it is out of fashion, just a fad, a piece of plastic\nSo you trash it, then you get back in your car 'cause you don't have it\n\nAnd the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it\nThose who have it really have it\nIf you haven't, well, you've had it, couldn't hack it\nNow the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's\nHochi mama! What a mouthful!\n\nIn the encyclopedia of being afraid\nThere ain't nothing to be scared of 'til there's fees to be paid\nThere's deals to be made with seasonal savings!\nRegional ratings are lethally fading\n\nScreaming and raving, ceaseless appraising\nNeat, little plate with a needless engraving\nLegally grey, but sweet with the phrasing\nFeet in the grave, but gleefully trading\n\nFeeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\nDeals so good I'll-, myself\nFeeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\nGone with the sugar barrel, pickle barrel, milk pan\nFeeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\nI can feel that smooth taste already!\nFeeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\nHyperlink blocked","syncedLyrics":"[00:04.27] Woah! If it isn't a Lightner!\n[00:06.41] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!\n[00:07.76] Looks like you're all alone on a late night?\n[00:09.28] All your friends abandoned you for the slime you are?\n[00:12.49] Sales gone down the drain? Drain?\n[00:14.47] Living in a goddamn garbage can?\n[00:16.81] Hae-ahaa-hae-ahaa-eah!\n[00:19.23] Friend, either you're closing your eyes\n[00:21.21] To savings you do not wish to acknowledge\n[00:23.31] Or you are not aware of the calibre of discounts\n[00:25.38] Indicated by the presence of a heart-shaped object\n[00:27.60] In your community\n[00:30.65] Hey, kid, look at you! Right time, right place!\n[00:32.35] Ripe for the picking! Right money in your pocket!\n[00:34.05] You're so lucky! Very lucky! Oh, so very, very lucky!\n[00:35.85] That you get to be investing in this Very Special Product\n[00:37.48] From everybody's favourite number one rated salesman\n[00:39.92] Circa 1997, mighty proud to say it! Mighty proud to say it!\n[00:42.62] Yes, I'm mighty proud to say it! Yes, sir!\n[00:44.63] Don't you wanna have a little fun, little sponge?\n[00:46.08] Little something to pluck you from the glum humdrum?\n[00:47.93] Live comfortably, capital at risk! 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If it isn't a Lightner!\n  Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!\n  Looks like you're all alone on a late night?\n  All your friends abandoned you for the slime you are?\n  Sales gone down the drain? Drain?\n  Living in a goddamn garbage can?\n  Hae-ahaa-hae-ahaa-eah!\n\n  Friend, either you're closing your eyes\n  To savings you do not wish to acknowledge\n  Or you are not aware of the calibre of discounts\n  Indicated by the presence of a heart-shaped object\n  In your community\n\n  Hey, kid, look at you! Right time, right place!\n  Ripe for the picking! Right money in your pocket!\n  You're so lucky! Very lucky! Oh, so very, very lucky!\n  That you get to be investing in this Very Special Product\n  From everybody's favourite number one rated salesman\n  Circa 1997, mighty proud to say it! Mighty proud to say it!\n  Yes, I'm mighty proud to say it! Yes, sir!\n\n  Don't you wanna have a little fun, little sponge?\n  Little something to pluck you from the glum humdrum?\n  Live comfortably, capital at risk! Yum, yum!\n  Listen up! For the offer only comes just once!\n  Hey, chum! I can see you're having violent thoughts!\n  But don't you wanna, wanna be a, be a big shot?\n  Enquire today! While the secret's in stock!\n  All you gotta do is\n  Hyperlink blocked\n\n  I used to be nothing but the email guy\n  Now I'm the \"It burns! Ow! Stop! Stop! Help me! It burns!\" guy\n\n  We've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\n  We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\n  If you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\n  We take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\n  Are you feeling down? Have you lost control?\n  Is your life a mess? Do your friends despise you?\n  Well, here's one weird trick discovered by a mom\n  And I'm sure number five will surprise you\n\n  All you've ever dreamed of, shining, glistening\n  Gotta buckle up! Grab life by the silly string!\n  You can have it! You can have it! Say the word, it's yours!\n  Eahaehaehaehaeh! I wasn't listening\n\n  See, it says just here, right here, last year\n  On the third of the fourth at five-o-six\n  You searched cat pics online, well, that's just fine\n  Moist, delicious cookies\n\n  Little tippy tap kitty catalyst\n  Now we have a list\n  And we'll guess what ever habit is\n  Wanna buy a cat flap? Cat food? Catchup? Catamaran?\n  You'll be categorically catatonic\n\n  At the catalogue of categories I have at my hands\n  A cavalcade of all your favourite brands\n  An advertism schism cataclysm, cash on demand!\n  You'd better cancel your plans!\n  Cash for the crackers and the pickles and the flypaper!\n\n  Wanna buy a cat plush? Plush toy? Toy box? Box wine?\n  Why won't Mike just call me?\n  Backgammon? Ham and eggs? Egg chair? Chair bed?\n  Bed bath? Bath sponge?\n  Sponge who hates it's $4.99?\n  Lifeboat? Boat shoe? Shoestring? String bean?\n  Bean bag? Bagpipes? Pipe bomb? Bomber jacket?\n  Jackdaw? Doorstop?\n  Stop! No, please! Don't take my furniture!\n\n  Stopwatch? Watchdog? Dog collar? Colorado?\n  Adderall? Ads are all seeping! Ping pong? Ponchos?\n  Choke chains? Chainsaws? Swordfish-shish kebab-bobcat?\n  Do you want a cat or not?\n\n  Well, you wanna be a big shot, don't you?\n  Don't you wanna be the next big thing?\n  You can do it! Yes, it's true, it's really true\n  There's nothing to it, I can prove it!\n  Hear the registers ring!\n\n  Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring\n  You're kidding? It's for you\n  Wanna know a secret?\n  Hyperlink blocked\n\n  You too can have a communion with-\n  Soon, I'll even surpass that damned clown around town!\n\n  We've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\n  We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\n  If you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\n  We take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\n  Holy cungadero, there, you funky, little worm\n  You seem unaware of all the money you could earn\n  If you wanna get the gold\n  Well, there is stuff you gotta learn\n  Milk the humans of their kindness\n  Then there's butter to be churned\n\n  You, want, it, need, it!\n  Don't, you, see?\n  But if you wanna make your screen green\n  You're gonna need my Kromer key\n\n  Yes, you've got trouble, my friend! Whadayatalk?\n  Right here in Cyber City!\n  See, I used to be a top-notch! Big shot!\n  Best deals! Best wheels! Best prices in the tri-state area\n\n  But you can get it back! Ha-ha-ha! Yes, you can!\n  All you gotta do is follow through my 12-step plan\n  Bigger, bigger, better, like the telephone was telling me\n  You gotta know the territory! Spend a hand, lend a hand\n\n  Who's gonna patronise a little bitty\n  Two by four kinda store anymore?\n  Gotta go! Gotta get! Gotta get on and go!\n  Make a deal! Big deal! High score! Our store is closing!\n\n  Hot tip! Drop shipping! Four, three, two, one!\n  Not skipping offers wired into your inbox\n  Swing by the gift shop! Think of the big shot!\n  All this and more, click\n  Hyperlink blocked\n\n  Can anyone hear me?\n  Help\n  Mike\n  Mike?\n  Ha-ha-ha-ha!\n\n  We've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\n  We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\n  If you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\n  We take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\n  Insurance! Know that I'm the best in policy!\n  Honestly, do you wanna end in poverty?\n  Buddy, I'm the one to help invest it properly!\n  I'm here to talk about extended warranty!\n\n  It's a super, bumper, liquidation, last chance\n  First day, half price, fire sale like never before!\n  And it's there to explore, when you step in the door\n  The very model of a modern major general store!\n\n  But the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it\n  Those who have it really have it\n  If you haven't, well, you've had it, couldn't hack it\n  Now the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's\n  Just the haven'ts that're lacking what they're having\n\n  Now the ads have got the traffic\n  And we've grabbed your demographic\n  So you're packing up your basket\n  'Cause your dad has gotta have it\n  He'll be sad if you don't wrap it with a tag, it'll be tragic\n  So you're manically grabbing at the shelves amid the panic\n\n  Seems that everybody has it, man, you really gotta have it\n  So you get it, you're ecstatic, but a crackle in the static\n  And the it is out of fashion, just a fad, a piece of plastic\n  So you trash it, then you get back in your car 'cause you don't have it\n\n  And the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it\n  Those who have it really have it\n  If you haven't, well, you've had it, couldn't hack it\n  Now the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's\n  Hochi mama! What a mouthful!\n\n  In the encyclopedia of being afraid\n  There ain't nothing to be scared of 'til there's fees to be paid\n  There's deals to be made with seasonal savings!\n  Regional ratings are lethally fading\n\n  Screaming and raving, ceaseless appraising\n  Neat, little plate with a needless engraving\n  Legally grey, but sweet with the phrasing\n  Feet in the grave, but gleefully trading\n\n  Feeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\n  Deals so good I'll-, myself\n  Feeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\n  Gone with the sugar barrel, pickle barrel, milk pan\n  Feeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\n  I can feel that smooth taste already!\n  Feeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\n  Hyperlink blocked\n"},{"id":7471553,"name":"Ad Infinitum (Instrumental)","trackName":"Ad Infinitum (Instrumental)","artistName":"The Stupendium","albumName":"Ad Infinitum","duration":309.0,"instrumental":true,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":null,"syncedLyrics":null,"lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Ad Infinitum (Instrumental)\n  artist: The Stupendium\n  album: Ad Infinitum\n  duration_ms: 309000\n  instrumental: true\nlines: []\n"},{"id":3270250,"name":"Ad Infinitum","trackName":"Ad Infinitum","artistName":"The Stupendium","albumName":"Ad Infinitum (Deltarune Song)","duration":309.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":true,"plainLyrics":"Woah! If it isn't a Lightner!\nHey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!\nLooks like you're all alone on a late night?\nAll your friends abandoned you for the slime you are?\nSales gone down the drain? Drain?\nLiving in a goddamn garbage can?\nHae-ahaa-hae-ahaa-eah!\n\nFriend, either you're closing your eyes\nTo savings you do not wish to acknowledge\nOr you are not aware of the calibre of discounts\nIndicated by the presence of a heart-shaped object\nIn your community\n\nHey, kid, look at you! Right time, right place!\nRipe for the picking! Right money in your pocket!\nYou're so lucky! Very lucky! Oh, so very, very lucky!\nThat you get to be investing in this Very Special Product\nFrom everybody's favourite number one rated salesman\nCirca 1997, mighty proud to say it! Mighty proud to say it!\nYes, I'm mighty proud to say it! Yes, sir!\n\nDon't you wanna have a little fun, little sponge?\nLittle something to pluck you from the glum humdrum?\nLive comfortably, capital at risk! Yum, yum!\nListen up! For the offer only comes just once!\nHey, chum! I can see you're having violent thoughts!\nBut don't you wanna, wanna be a, be a big shot?\nEnquire today! While the secret's in stock!\nAll you gotta do is\nHyperlink blocked\n\nI used to be nothing but the email guy\nNow I'm the \"It burns! Ow! Stop! Stop! Help me! It burns!\" guy\n\nWe've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\nWe can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\nIf you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\nWe take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\nAre you feeling down? Have you lost control?\nIs your life a mess? Do your friends despise you?\nWell, here's one weird trick discovered by a mom\nAnd I'm sure number five will surprise you\n\nAll you've ever dreamed of, shining, glistening\nGotta buckle up! Grab life by the silly string!\nYou can have it! You can have it! Say the word, it's yours!\nEahaehaehaehaeh! I wasn't listening\n\nSee, it says just here, right here, last year\nOn the third of the fourth at five-o-six\nYou searched cat pics online, well, that's just fine\nMoist, delicious cookies\n\nLittle tippy tap kitty catalyst\nNow we have a list\nAnd we'll guess what ever habit is\nWanna buy a cat flap? Cat food? Catchup? Catamaran?\nYou'll be categorically catatonic\n\nAt the catalogue of categories I have at my hands\nA cavalcade of all your favourite brands\nAn advertism schism cataclysm, cash on demand!\nYou'd better cancel your plans!\nCash for the crackers and the pickles and the flypaper!\n\nWanna buy a cat plush? Plush toy? Toy box? Box wine?\nWhy won't Mike just call me?\nBackgammon? Ham and eggs? Egg chair? Chair bed?\nBed bath? Bath sponge?\nSponge who hates it's $4.99?\nLifeboat? Boat shoe? Shoestring? String bean?\nBean bag? Bagpipes? Pipe bomb? Bomber jacket?\nJackdaw? Doorstop?\nStop! No, please! Don't take my furniture!\n\nStopwatch? Watchdog? Dog collar? Colorado?\nAdderall? Ads are all seeping! Ping pong? Ponchos?\nChoke chains? Chainsaws? Swordfish-shish kebab-bobcat?\nDo you want a cat or not?\n\nWell, you wanna be a big shot, don't you?\nDon't you wanna be the next big thing?\nYou can do it! Yes, it's true, it's really true\nThere's nothing to it, I can prove it!\nHear the registers ring!\n\nRing, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring\nYou're kidding? It's for you\nWanna know a secret?\nHyperlink blocked\n\nYou too can have a communion with-\nSoon, I'll even surpass that damned clown around town!\n\nWe've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\nWe can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\nIf you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\nWe take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\nHoly cungadero, there, you funky, little worm\nYou seem unaware of all the money you could earn\nIf you wanna get the gold\nWell, there is stuff you gotta learn\nMilk the humans of their kindness\nThen there's butter to be churned\n\nYou, want, it, need, it!\nDon't, you, see?\nBut if you wanna make your screen green\nYou're gonna need my Kromer key\n\nYes, you've got trouble, my friend! Whadayatalk?\nRight here in Cyber City!\nSee, I used to be a top-notch! Big shot!\nBest deals! Best wheels! Best prices in the tri-state area\n\nBut you can get it back! Ha-ha-ha! Yes, you can!\nAll you gotta do is follow through my 12-step plan\nBigger, bigger, better, like the telephone was telling me\nYou gotta know the territory! Spend a hand, lend a hand\n\nWho's gonna patronise a little bitty\nTwo by four kinda store anymore?\nGotta go! Gotta get! Gotta get on and go!\nMake a deal! Big deal! High score! Our store is closing!\n\nHot tip! Drop shipping! Four, three, two, one!\nNot skipping offers wired into your inbox\nSwing by the gift shop! Think of the big shot!\nAll this and more, click\nHyperlink blocked\n\nCan anyone hear me?\nHelp\nMike\nMike?\nHa-ha-ha-ha!\n\nWe've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\nWe can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\nIf you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\nWe take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\nInsurance! Know that I'm the best in policy!\nHonestly, do you wanna end in poverty?\nBuddy, I'm the one to help invest it properly!\nI'm here to talk about extended warranty!\n\nIt's a super, bumper, liquidation, last chance\nFirst day, half price, fire sale like never before!\nAnd it's there to explore, when you step in the door\nThe very model of a modern major general store!\n\nBut the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it\nThose who have it really have it\nIf you haven't, well, you've had it, couldn't hack it\nNow the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's\nJust the haven'ts that're lacking what they're having\n\nNow the ads have got the traffic\nAnd we've grabbed your demographic\nSo you're packing up your basket\n'Cause your dad has gotta have it\nHe'll be sad if you don't wrap it with a tag, it'll be tragic\nSo you're manically grabbing at the shelves amid the panic\n\nSeems that everybody has it, man, you really gotta have it\nSo you get it, you're ecstatic, but a crackle in the static\nAnd the it is out of fashion, just a fad, a piece of plastic\nSo you trash it, then you get back in your car 'cause you don't have it\n\nAnd the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it\nThose who have it really have it\nIf you haven't, well, you've had it, couldn't hack it\nNow the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's\nHochi mama! 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Drain?\n[00:14.47] Living in a goddamn garbage can?\n[00:16.81] Hae-ahaa-hae-ahaa-eah!\n[00:19.23] Friend, either you're closing your eyes\n[00:21.21] To savings you do not wish to acknowledge\n[00:23.31] Or you are not aware of the calibre of discounts\n[00:25.38] Indicated by the presence of a heart-shaped object\n[00:27.60] In your community\n[00:30.65] Hey, kid, look at you! Right time, right place!\n[00:32.35] Ripe for the picking! Right money in your pocket!\n[00:34.05] You're so lucky! Very lucky! Oh, so very, very lucky!\n[00:35.85] That you get to be investing in this Very Special Product\n[00:37.48] From everybody's favourite number one rated salesman\n[00:39.92] Circa 1997, mighty proud to say it! Mighty proud to say it!\n[00:42.62] Yes, I'm mighty proud to say it! Yes, sir!\n[00:44.63] Don't you wanna have a little fun, little sponge?\n[00:46.08] Little something to pluck you from the glum humdrum?\n[00:47.93] Live comfortably, capital at risk! 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Whadayatalk?\n[03:02.61] Right here in Cyber City!\n[03:04.31] See, I used to be a top-notch! Big shot!\n[03:05.84] Best deals! Best wheels! Best prices in the tri-state area\n[03:08.56] But you can get it back! Ha-ha-ha! Yes, you can!\n[03:10.02] All you gotta do is follow through my 12-step plan\n[03:11.72] Bigger, bigger, better, like the telephone was telling me\n[03:13.53] You gotta know the territory! Spend a hand, lend a hand\n[03:15.41] Who's gonna patronise a little bitty\n[03:16.67] Two by four kinda store anymore?\n[03:18.02] Gotta go! Gotta get! Gotta get on and go!\n[03:19.93] Make a deal! Big deal! High score! Our store is closing!\n[03:22.13] Hot tip! Drop shipping! Four, three, two, one!\n[03:24.08] Not skipping offers wired into your inbox\n[03:25.65] Swing by the gift shop! 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Know that I'm the best in policy!\n[03:58.24] Honestly, do you wanna end in poverty?\n[03:59.82] Buddy, I'm the one to help invest it properly!\n[04:01.87] I'm here to talk about extended warranty!\n[04:03.11] It's a super, bumper, liquidation, last chance\n[04:04.65] First day, half price, fire sale like never before!\n[04:06.78] And it's there to explore, when you step in the door\n[04:08.23] The very model of a modern major general store!\n[04:10.29] But the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it\n[04:11.95] Those who have it really have it\n[04:12.66] If you haven't, well, you've had it, couldn't hack it\n[04:13.81] Now the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's\n[04:15.58] Just the haven'ts that're lacking what they're having\n[04:16.97] Now the ads have got the traffic\n[04:17.99] And we've grabbed your demographic\n[04:18.61] So you're packing up your basket\n[04:19.60] 'Cause your dad has gotta have it\n[04:20.32] He'll be sad if you don't wrap it with a tag, it'll be tragic\n[04:21.79] So you're manically grabbing at the shelves amid the panic\n[04:23.86] Seems that everybody has it, man, you really gotta have it\n[04:25.32] So you get it, you're ecstatic, but a crackle in the static\n[04:27.23] And the it is out of fashion, just a fad, a piece of plastic\n[04:28.75] So you trash it, then you get back in your car 'cause you don't have it\n[04:30.70] And the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it\n[04:32.31] Those who have it really have it\n[04:33.24] If you haven't, well, you've had it, couldn't hack it\n[04:34.51] Now the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's\n[04:36.24] Hochi mama! What a mouthful!\n[04:37.53] In the encyclopedia of being afraid\n[04:39.37] There ain't nothing to be scared of 'til there's fees to be paid\n[04:40.92] There's deals to be made with seasonal savings!\n[04:42.73] Regional ratings are lethally fading\n[04:44.62] Screaming and raving, ceaseless appraising\n[04:46.03] Neat, little plate with a needless engraving\n[04:47.91] Legally grey, but sweet with the phrasing\n[04:49.54] Feet in the grave, but gleefully trading\n[04:51.38] Feeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\n[04:53.11] Deals so good I'll-, myself\n[04:54.78] Feeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\n[04:56.59] Gone with the sugar barrel, pickle barrel, milk pan\n[04:58.25] Feeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\n[04:59.84] I can feel that smooth taste already!\n[05:01.79] Feeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\n[05:04.25] Hyperlink blocked\n[05:05.22] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Ad Infinitum\n  artist: The Stupendium\n  album: Ad Infinitum (Deltarune Song)\n  duration_ms: 309000\n  instrumental: false\n  language: en\nlines:\n- text: Woah! 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Yes, sir!\n\n  Don't you wanna have a little fun, little sponge?\n  Little something to pluck you from the glum humdrum?\n  Live comfortably, capital at risk! Yum, yum!\n  Listen up! For the offer only comes just once!\n  Hey, chum! I can see you're having violent thoughts!\n  But don't you wanna, wanna be a, be a big shot?\n  Enquire today! While the secret's in stock!\n  All you gotta do is\n  Hyperlink blocked\n\n  I used to be nothing but the email guy\n  Now I'm the \"It burns! Ow! Stop! Stop! Help me! It burns!\" guy\n\n  We've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\n  We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\n  If you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\n  We take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\n  Are you feeling down? Have you lost control?\n  Is your life a mess? 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If it isn't a Lightner!\n  Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!\n  Looks like you're all alone on a late night?\n  All your friends abandoned you for the slime you are?\n  Sales gone down the drain? Drain?\n  Living in a goddamn garbage can?\n  Hae-ahaa-hae-ahaa-eah!\n\n  Friend, either you're closing your eyes\n  To savings you do not wish to acknowledge\n  Or you are not aware of the calibre of discounts\n  Indicated by the presence of a heart-shaped object\n  In your community\n\n  Hey, kid, look at you! Right time, right place!\n  Ripe for the picking! Right money in your pocket!\n  You're so lucky! Very lucky! Oh, so very, very lucky!\n  That you get to be investing in this Very Special Product\n  From everybody's favourite number one rated salesman\n  Circa 1997, mighty proud to say it! Mighty proud to say it!\n  Yes, I'm mighty proud to say it! Yes, sir!\n\n  Don't you wanna have a little fun, little sponge?\n  Little something to pluck you from the glum humdrum?\n  Live comfortably, capital at risk! Yum, yum!\n  Listen up! For the offer only comes just once!\n  Hey, chum! I can see you're having violent thoughts!\n  But don't you wanna, wanna be a, be a big shot?\n  Enquire today! While the secret's in stock!\n  All you gotta do is\n  Hyperlink blocked\n\n  I used to be nothing but the email guy\n  Now I'm the \"It burns! Ow! Stop! Stop! Help me! It burns!\" guy\n\n  We've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\n  We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\n  If you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\n  We take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\n  Are you feeling down? Have you lost control?\n  Is your life a mess? 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Box wine?\n  Why won't Mike just call me?\n  Backgammon? Ham and eggs? Egg chair? Chair bed?\n  Bed bath? Bath sponge?\n  Sponge who hates it's $4.99?\n  Lifeboat? Boat shoe? Shoestring? String bean?\n  Bean bag? Bagpipes? Pipe bomb? Bomber jacket?\n  Jackdaw? Doorstop?\n  Stop! No, please! Don't take my furniture!\n\n  Stopwatch? Watchdog? Dog collar? Colorado?\n  Adderall? Ads are all seeping! Ping pong? Ponchos?\n  Choke chains? Chainsaws? Swordfish-shish kebab-bobcat?\n  Do you want a cat or not?\n\n  Well, you wanna be a big shot, don't you?\n  Don't you wanna be the next big thing?\n  You can do it! Yes, it's true, it's really true\n  There's nothing to it, I can prove it!\n  Hear the registers ring!\n\n  Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring\n  You're kidding? 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Best prices in the tri-state area\n\n  But you can get it back! Ha-ha-ha! Yes, you can!\n  All you gotta do is follow through my 12-step plan\n  Bigger, bigger, better, like the telephone was telling me\n  You gotta know the territory! Spend a hand, lend a hand\n\n  Who's gonna patronise a little bitty\n  Two by four kinda store anymore?\n  Gotta go! Gotta get! Gotta get on and go!\n  Make a deal! Big deal! High score! Our store is closing!\n\n  Hot tip! Drop shipping! Four, three, two, one!\n  Not skipping offers wired into your inbox\n  Swing by the gift shop! Think of the big shot!\n  All this and more, click\n  Hyperlink blocked\n\n  Can anyone hear me?\n  Help\n  Mike\n  Mike?\n  Ha-ha-ha-ha!\n\n  We've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\n  We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\n  If you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\n  We take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\n  Insurance! Know that I'm the best in policy!\n  Honestly, do you wanna end in poverty?\n  Buddy, I'm the one to help invest it properly!\n  I'm here to talk about extended warranty!\n\n  It's a super, bumper, liquidation, last chance\n  First day, half price, fire sale like never before!\n  And it's there to explore, when you step in the door\n  The very model of a modern major general store!\n\n  But the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it\n  Those who have it really have it\n  If you haven't, well, you've had it, couldn't hack it\n  Now the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's\n  Just the haven'ts that're lacking what they're having\n\n  Now the ads have got the traffic\n  And we've grabbed your demographic\n  So you're packing up your basket\n  'Cause your dad has gotta have it\n  He'll be sad if you don't wrap it with a tag, it'll be tragic\n  So you're manically grabbing at the shelves amid the panic\n\n  Seems that everybody has it, man, you really gotta have it\n  So you get it, you're ecstatic, but a crackle in the static\n  And the it is out of fashion, just a fad, a piece of plastic\n  So you trash it, then you get back in your car 'cause you don't have it\n\n  And the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it\n  Those who have it really have it\n  If you haven't, well, you've had it, couldn't hack it\n  Now the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's\n  Hochi mama! 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If it isn't a Lightner!\nHey hey hey hey hey hey!\nLooks like you're all alone on a late night?\nAll your friends abandoned you for the slime you are?\nSales gone down the drain? Drain?\nLiving in a goddamn garbage can?\nHae-ahaa-hae-ahaa-eah!\n\nFriend, either you're closing your eyes\nTo savings you do not wish to acknowledge\nOr you are not aware of the calibre of discounts\nIndicated by the presence of a heart-shaped object\nIn your community\n\nHey, kid, look at you! Right time, right place!\nRipe for the picking! Right money in your pocket!\nYou're so lucky! Very lucky! Oh, so very, very lucky!\nThat you get to be investing in this Very Special Product\nFrom everybody's favourite number one rated salesman\nCirca 1997, mighty proud to say it! Mighty proud to say it!\nYes, I'm mighty proud to say it! Yes, sir!\n\nDon't you wanna have a little fun, little sponge?\nLittle something to pluck you from the glum humdrum?\nLive comfortably, capital at risk! Yum, yum!\nListen up! For the offer only comes just once!\nHey, chum! I can see you're having violent thoughts!\nBut don't you wanna wanna be a be a big shot?\nEnquire today! While the secret's in stock!\nAll you gotta do is\nHyperlink blocked\n\nI used to be nothing but the email guy\nNow I'm the \"It burns! Ow! Stop! Stop! Help me! It burns!\" guy\n\nWe've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\nWe can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\nIf you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\nWe take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\nAre you feeling down? Have you lost control?\nIs your life a mess? Do your friends despise you?\nWell, here's one weird trick discovered by a mom\nAnd I'm sure number five will surprise you\n\nAll you've ever dreamed of, shining, glistening\nGotta buckle up! Grab life by the silly string!\nYou can have it! You can have it! Say the word, it's yours!\nEahaehaehaehaeh! I wasn't listening\n\nSee, it says just here, right here, last year\nOn the third of the fourth at five-o-six\nYou searched cat pics online, well, that's just fine\nMoist, delicious cookies\n\nLittle tippy tap kitty catalyst\nNow we have a list\nAnd we'll guess what ever habit is\nWanna buy a cat flap? Cat food? Catchup? Catamaran?\nYou'll be categorically catatonic\n\nAt the catalogue of categories I have at my hands\nA cavalcade of all your favourite brands\nAn advertism schism cataclysm, cash on demand!\nYou'd better cancel your plans!\nCash for the crackers and the pickles and the flypaper!\n\nWanna buy a cat plush? Plush toy? Toy box? Box wine?\nWhy won't Mike just call me?\nBackgammon? Ham and eggs? Egg chair? Chair bed?\nBed bath? Bath sponge?\nSponge who hates it's $4.99?\nLife boat? Boat shoe? Shoestring? String bean?\nBean bag? Bagpipes? Pipe bomb? Bomber jacket?\nJackdaw? Doorstop?\nStop! No, please! Don't take my furniture!\n\nStopwatch? Watchdog? Dog collar? Colorado?\nAdderall? Ads are all seeping! Ping pong? Ponchos?\nChoke chains? Chainsaws? Swordfish-shish kebab-bobcat?\nDo you want a cat or not?\n\nWell, you wanna be a big shot, don't you?\nDon't you wanna be the next big thing?\nYou can do it! Yes, it's true, it's really true\nThere's nothing to it, I can prove it!\nHear the registers ring!\n\nRing, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring\nYou're kidding? It's for you\nWanna know a secret?\nHyperlink blocked\n\nYou too can have a communion with—\nSoon, I'll even surpass that damned clown around town!\n\nWe've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\nWe can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\nIf you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\nWe take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\nHoly cungadero, there, you funky, little worm\nYou seem unaware of all the money you could earn\nIf you wanna get the gold\nWell, there is stuff you gotta learn\nMilk the humans of their kindness\nThen there's butter to be churned\n\nYou. Want. It. Need. It!\nDon't. You. See?\nBut if you wanna make your screen green\nYou're gonna need my Kromer key\n\nYes, you've got trouble, my friend! Whadayatalk?\nRight here in Cyber City!\nSee, I used to be a top notch! Big shot!\nBest deals! Best wheels! Best prices in the tri-state area\n\nBut you can get it back! Ha-ha-ha! Yes, you can!\nAll you gotta do is follow through my 12-step plan\nBigger, bigger, better, like the telephone was telling me\nYou gotta know the territory! Spend a hand, lend a hand\n\nWho's gonna patronise a little bitty\nTwo by four kinda store anymore?\nGotta go! Gotta get! Gotta get on and go!\nMake a deal! Big deal! High score! Our store is closing!\n\nHot tip! Drop shipping! Four, three, two, one!\nNot skipping offers wired into your inbox\nSwing by the gift shop! Think of the big shot!\nAll this and more, click\nHyperlink blocked\n\nCan anyone hear me?\nHelp\nMike\nMike?\nHa-ha-ha-ha!\n\nWe've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\nWe can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\nIf you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\nWe take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\nInsurance! Know that I'm the best in policy!\nHonestly, do you wanna end in poverty?\nBuddy, I'm the one to help invest it properly!\nI'm here to talk about extended warranty!\n\nIt's a super, bumper, liquidation, last chance\nFirst day, half price, fire sale like never before!\nAnd it's there to explore, when you step in the door\nThe very model of a modern major general store!\n\nBut the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it\nThose who have it really have it\nIf you haven't, well, you've had it, couldn't hack it\nNow the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's\nJust the haven'ts that're lacking what they're having\n\nNow the ads have got the traffic\nAnd we've grabbed your demographic\nSo you're packing up your basket\n'Cause your dad has gotta have it\nHe'll be sad if you don't wrap it with a tag, it'll be tragic\nSo you're manically grabbing at the shelves amid the panic\n\nSeems that everybody has it, man, you really gotta have it\nSo you get it, you're ecstatic, but a crackle in the static\nAnd the it is out of fashion, just a fad, a piece of plastic\nSo you trash it, then you get back in your car 'cause you don't have it\n\nAnd the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it\nThose who have it really have it\nIf you haven't, well, you've had it, couldn't hack it\nNow the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's\nHochi mama! 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If it isn't a Lightner!\n  Hey hey hey hey hey hey!\n  Looks like you're all alone on a late night?\n  All your friends abandoned you for the slime you are?\n  Sales gone down the drain? Drain?\n  Living in a goddamn garbage can?\n  Hae-ahaa-hae-ahaa-eah!\n\n  Friend, either you're closing your eyes\n  To savings you do not wish to acknowledge\n  Or you are not aware of the calibre of discounts\n  Indicated by the presence of a heart-shaped object\n  In your community\n\n  Hey, kid, look at you! Right time, right place!\n  Ripe for the picking! Right money in your pocket!\n  You're so lucky! Very lucky! Oh, so very, very lucky!\n  That you get to be investing in this Very Special Product\n  From everybody's favourite number one rated salesman\n  Circa 1997, mighty proud to say it! Mighty proud to say it!\n  Yes, I'm mighty proud to say it! Yes, sir!\n\n  Don't you wanna have a little fun, little sponge?\n  Little something to pluck you from the glum humdrum?\n  Live comfortably, capital at risk! Yum, yum!\n  Listen up! For the offer only comes just once!\n  Hey, chum! I can see you're having violent thoughts!\n  But don't you wanna wanna be a be a big shot?\n  Enquire today! While the secret's in stock!\n  All you gotta do is\n  Hyperlink blocked\n\n  I used to be nothing but the email guy\n  Now I'm the \"It burns! Ow! Stop! Stop! Help me! It burns!\" guy\n\n  We've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\n  We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\n  If you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\n  We take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\n  Are you feeling down? Have you lost control?\n  Is your life a mess? Do your friends despise you?\n  Well, here's one weird trick discovered by a mom\n  And I'm sure number five will surprise you\n\n  All you've ever dreamed of, shining, glistening\n  Gotta buckle up! Grab life by the silly string!\n  You can have it! You can have it! Say the word, it's yours!\n  Eahaehaehaehaeh! I wasn't listening\n\n  See, it says just here, right here, last year\n  On the third of the fourth at five-o-six\n  You searched cat pics online, well, that's just fine\n  Moist, delicious cookies\n\n  Little tippy tap kitty catalyst\n  Now we have a list\n  And we'll guess what ever habit is\n  Wanna buy a cat flap? Cat food? Catchup? Catamaran?\n  You'll be categorically catatonic\n\n  At the catalogue of categories I have at my hands\n  A cavalcade of all your favourite brands\n  An advertism schism cataclysm, cash on demand!\n  You'd better cancel your plans!\n  Cash for the crackers and the pickles and the flypaper!\n\n  Wanna buy a cat plush? Plush toy? Toy box? Box wine?\n  Why won't Mike just call me?\n  Backgammon? Ham and eggs? Egg chair? Chair bed?\n  Bed bath? Bath sponge?\n  Sponge who hates it's $4.99?\n  Life boat? Boat shoe? Shoestring? String bean?\n  Bean bag? Bagpipes? Pipe bomb? Bomber jacket?\n  Jackdaw? Doorstop?\n  Stop! No, please! Don't take my furniture!\n\n  Stopwatch? Watchdog? Dog collar? Colorado?\n  Adderall? Ads are all seeping! Ping pong? Ponchos?\n  Choke chains? Chainsaws? Swordfish-shish kebab-bobcat?\n  Do you want a cat or not?\n\n  Well, you wanna be a big shot, don't you?\n  Don't you wanna be the next big thing?\n  You can do it! Yes, it's true, it's really true\n  There's nothing to it, I can prove it!\n  Hear the registers ring!\n\n  Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring\n  You're kidding? It's for you\n  Wanna know a secret?\n  Hyperlink blocked\n\n  You too can have a communion with—\n  Soon, I'll even surpass that damned clown around town!\n\n  We've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\n  We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\n  If you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\n  We take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\n  Holy cungadero, there, you funky, little worm\n  You seem unaware of all the money you could earn\n  If you wanna get the gold\n  Well, there is stuff you gotta learn\n  Milk the humans of their kindness\n  Then there's butter to be churned\n\n  You. Want. It. Need. It!\n  Don't. You. See?\n  But if you wanna make your screen green\n  You're gonna need my Kromer key\n\n  Yes, you've got trouble, my friend! Whadayatalk?\n  Right here in Cyber City!\n  See, I used to be a top notch! Big shot!\n  Best deals! Best wheels! Best prices in the tri-state area\n\n  But you can get it back! Ha-ha-ha! Yes, you can!\n  All you gotta do is follow through my 12-step plan\n  Bigger, bigger, better, like the telephone was telling me\n  You gotta know the territory! Spend a hand, lend a hand\n\n  Who's gonna patronise a little bitty\n  Two by four kinda store anymore?\n  Gotta go! Gotta get! Gotta get on and go!\n  Make a deal! Big deal! High score! Our store is closing!\n\n  Hot tip! Drop shipping! Four, three, two, one!\n  Not skipping offers wired into your inbox\n  Swing by the gift shop! Think of the big shot!\n  All this and more, click\n  Hyperlink blocked\n\n  Can anyone hear me?\n  Help\n  Mike\n  Mike?\n  Ha-ha-ha-ha!\n\n  We've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\n  We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\n  If you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\n  We take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\n  Insurance! Know that I'm the best in policy!\n  Honestly, do you wanna end in poverty?\n  Buddy, I'm the one to help invest it properly!\n  I'm here to talk about extended warranty!\n\n  It's a super, bumper, liquidation, last chance\n  First day, half price, fire sale like never before!\n  And it's there to explore, when you step in the door\n  The very model of a modern major general store!\n\n  But the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it\n  Those who have it really have it\n  If you haven't, well, you've had it, couldn't hack it\n  Now the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's\n  Just the haven'ts that're lacking what they're having\n\n  Now the ads have got the traffic\n  And we've grabbed your demographic\n  So you're packing up your basket\n  'Cause your dad has gotta have it\n  He'll be sad if you don't wrap it with a tag, it'll be tragic\n  So you're manically grabbing at the shelves amid the panic\n\n  Seems that everybody has it, man, you really gotta have it\n  So you get it, you're ecstatic, but a crackle in the static\n  And the it is out of fashion, just a fad, a piece of plastic\n  So you trash it, then you get back in your car 'cause you don't have it\n\n  And the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it\n  Those who have it really have it\n  If you haven't, well, you've had it, couldn't hack it\n  Now the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's\n  Hochi mama! What a mouthful!\n\n  In the encyclopedia of being afraid\n  There ain't nothing to be scared of 'til there's fees to be paid\n  There's deals to be made with seasonal savings!\n  Regional ratings are lethally fading\n\n  Screaming and raving, ceaseless appraising\n  Neat, little plate with a needless engraving\n  Legally grey, but sweet with the phrasing\n  Feet in the grave, but gleefully trading\n\n  Feeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\n  Deals so good I'll— myself\n  Feeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\n  Gone with the sugar barrel, pickle barrel, milk pan\n  Feeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\n  I can feel that smooth taste already!\n  Feeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\n  Hyperlink blocked\n"},{"id":36021246,"name":"Ad Infinitum (Instrumental)","trackName":"Ad Infinitum (Instrumental)","artistName":"The Stupendium","albumName":"Ad Infinitum (single)","duration":309.0,"instrumental":true,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":null,"syncedLyrics":null,"lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Ad Infinitum (Instrumental)\n  artist: The Stupendium\n  album: Ad Infinitum (single)\n  duration_ms: 309000\n  instrumental: true\nlines: []\n"},{"id":3270249,"name":"Ad Infinitum","trackName":"Ad Infinitum","artistName":"The Stupendium","albumName":"Ad Infinitum (Deltarune Song) - Single","duration":309.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":true,"plainLyrics":"Woah! If it isn't a Lightner!\nHey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!\nLooks like you're all alone on a late night?\nAll your friends abandoned you for the slime you are?\nSales gone down the drain? Drain?\nLiving in a goddamn garbage can?\nHae-ahaa-hae-ahaa-eah!\n\nFriend, either you're closing your eyes\nTo savings you do not wish to acknowledge\nOr you are not aware of the calibre of discounts\nIndicated by the presence of a heart-shaped object\nIn your community\n\nHey, kid, look at you! Right time, right place!\nRipe for the picking! Right money in your pocket!\nYou're so lucky! Very lucky! Oh, so very, very lucky!\nThat you get to be investing in this Very Special Product\nFrom everybody's favourite number one rated salesman\nCirca 1997, mighty proud to say it! Mighty proud to say it!\nYes, I'm mighty proud to say it! Yes, sir!\n\nDon't you wanna have a little fun, little sponge?\nLittle something to pluck you from the glum humdrum?\nLive comfortably, capital at risk! Yum, yum!\nListen up! For the offer only comes just once!\nHey, chum! I can see you're having violent thoughts!\nBut don't you wanna, wanna be a, be a big shot?\nEnquire today! While the secret's in stock!\nAll you gotta do is\nHyperlink blocked\n\nI used to be nothing but the email guy\nNow I'm the \"It burns! Ow! Stop! Stop! Help me! It burns!\" guy\n\nWe've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\nWe can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\nIf you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\nWe take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\nAre you feeling down? Have you lost control?\nIs your life a mess? Do your friends despise you?\nWell, here's one weird trick discovered by a mom\nAnd I'm sure number five will surprise you\n\nAll you've ever dreamed of, shining, glistening\nGotta buckle up! Grab life by the silly string!\nYou can have it! You can have it! Say the word, it's yours!\nEahaehaehaehaeh! I wasn't listening\n\nSee, it says just here, right here, last year\nOn the third of the fourth at five-o-six\nYou searched cat pics online, well, that's just fine\nMoist, delicious cookies\n\nLittle tippy tap kitty catalyst\nNow we have a list\nAnd we'll guess what ever habit is\nWanna buy a cat flap? Cat food? Catchup? Catamaran?\nYou'll be categorically catatonic\n\nAt the catalogue of categories I have at my hands\nA cavalcade of all your favourite brands\nAn advertism schism cataclysm, cash on demand!\nYou'd better cancel your plans!\nCash for the crackers and the pickles and the flypaper!\n\nWanna buy a cat plush? Plush toy? Toy box? Box wine?\nWhy won't Mike just call me?\nBackgammon? Ham and eggs? Egg chair? Chair bed?\nBed bath? Bath sponge?\nSponge who hates it's $4.99?\nLifeboat? Boat shoe? Shoestring? String bean?\nBean bag? Bagpipes? Pipe bomb? Bomber jacket?\nJackdaw? Doorstop?\nStop! No, please! Don't take my furniture!\n\nStopwatch? Watchdog? Dog collar? Colorado?\nAdderall? Ads are all seeping! Ping pong? Ponchos?\nChoke chains? Chainsaws? Swordfish-shish kebab-bobcat?\nDo you want a cat or not?\n\nWell, you wanna be a big shot, don't you?\nDon't you wanna be the next big thing?\nYou can do it! Yes, it's true, it's really true\nThere's nothing to it, I can prove it!\nHear the registers ring!\n\nRing, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring\nYou're kidding? It's for you\nWanna know a secret?\nHyperlink blocked\n\nYou too can have a communion with-\nSoon, I'll even surpass that damned clown around town!\n\nWe've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\nWe can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\nIf you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\nWe take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\nHoly cungadero, there, you funky, little worm\nYou seem unaware of all the money you could earn\nIf you wanna get the gold\nWell, there is stuff you gotta learn\nMilk the humans of their kindness\nThen there's butter to be churned\n\nYou, want, it, need, it!\nDon't, you, see?\nBut if you wanna make your screen green\nYou're gonna need my Kromer key\n\nYes, you've got trouble, my friend! Whadayatalk?\nRight here in Cyber City!\nSee, I used to be a top-notch! Big shot!\nBest deals! Best wheels! Best prices in the tri-state area\n\nBut you can get it back! Ha-ha-ha! Yes, you can!\nAll you gotta do is follow through my 12-step plan\nBigger, bigger, better, like the telephone was telling me\nYou gotta know the territory! Spend a hand, lend a hand\n\nWho's gonna patronise a little bitty\nTwo by four kinda store anymore?\nGotta go! Gotta get! Gotta get on and go!\nMake a deal! Big deal! High score! Our store is closing!\n\nHot tip! Drop shipping! Four, three, two, one!\nNot skipping offers wired into your inbox\nSwing by the gift shop! Think of the big shot!\nAll this and more, click\nHyperlink blocked\n\nCan anyone hear me?\nHelp\nMike\nMike?\nHa-ha-ha-ha!\n\nWe've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\nWe can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\nIf you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\nWe take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\nInsurance! Know that I'm the best in policy!\nHonestly, do you wanna end in poverty?\nBuddy, I'm the one to help invest it properly!\nI'm here to talk about extended warranty!\n\nIt's a super, bumper, liquidation, last chance\nFirst day, half price, fire sale like never before!\nAnd it's there to explore, when you step in the door\nThe very model of a modern major general store!\n\nBut the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it\nThose who have it really have it\nIf you haven't, well, you've had it, couldn't hack it\nNow the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's\nJust the haven'ts that're lacking what they're having\n\nNow the ads have got the traffic\nAnd we've grabbed your demographic\nSo you're packing up your basket\n'Cause your dad has gotta have it\nHe'll be sad if you don't wrap it with a tag, it'll be tragic\nSo you're manically grabbing at the shelves amid the panic\n\nSeems that everybody has it, man, you really gotta have it\nSo you get it, you're ecstatic, but a crackle in the static\nAnd the it is out of fashion, just a fad, a piece of plastic\nSo you trash it, then you get back in your car 'cause you don't have it\n\nAnd the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it\nThose who have it really have it\nIf you haven't, well, you've had it, couldn't hack it\nNow the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's\nHochi mama! What a mouthful!\n\nIn the encyclopedia of being afraid\nThere ain't nothing to be scared of 'til there's fees to be paid\nThere's deals to be made with seasonal savings!\nRegional ratings are lethally fading\n\nScreaming and raving, ceaseless appraising\nNeat, little plate with a needless engraving\nLegally grey, but sweet with the phrasing\nFeet in the grave, but gleefully trading\n\nFeeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\nDeals so good I'll-, myself\nFeeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\nGone with the sugar barrel, pickle barrel, milk pan\nFeeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\nI can feel that smooth taste already!\nFeeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\nHyperlink blocked","syncedLyrics":"[00:04.27] Woah! If it isn't a Lightner!\n[00:06.41] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!\n[00:07.76] Looks like you're all alone on a late night?\n[00:09.28] All your friends abandoned you for the slime you are?\n[00:12.49] Sales gone down the drain? Drain?\n[00:14.47] Living in a goddamn garbage can?\n[00:16.81] Hae-ahaa-hae-ahaa-eah!\n[00:19.23] Friend, either you're closing your eyes\n[00:21.21] To savings you do not wish to acknowledge\n[00:23.31] Or you are not aware of the calibre of discounts\n[00:25.38] Indicated by the presence of a heart-shaped object\n[00:27.60] In your community\n[00:30.65] Hey, kid, look at you! Right time, right place!\n[00:32.35] Ripe for the picking! Right money in your pocket!\n[00:34.05] You're so lucky! Very lucky! Oh, so very, very lucky!\n[00:35.85] That you get to be investing in this Very Special Product\n[00:37.48] From everybody's favourite number one rated salesman\n[00:39.92] Circa 1997, mighty proud to say it! Mighty proud to say it!\n[00:42.62] Yes, I'm mighty proud to say it! Yes, sir!\n[00:44.63] Don't you wanna have a little fun, little sponge?\n[00:46.08] Little something to pluck you from the glum humdrum?\n[00:47.93] Live comfortably, capital at risk! Yum, yum!\n[00:49.40] Listen up! For the offer only comes just once!\n[00:51.12] Hey, chum! I can see you're having violent thoughts!\n[00:52.93] But don't you wanna, wanna be a, be a big shot?\n[00:54.68] Enquire today! While the secret's in stock!\n[00:56.37] All you gotta do is\n[00:57.55] Hyperlink blocked\n[00:58.19] I used to be nothing but the email guy\n[01:00.33] Now I'm the \"It burns! Ow! Stop! Stop! Help me! It burns!\" guy\n[01:04.88] We've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\n[01:08.06] We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\n[01:11.56] If you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\n[01:14.83] We take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n[01:18.05] Are you feeling down? Have you lost control?\n[01:19.84] Is your life a mess? 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Whadayatalk?\n[03:02.61] Right here in Cyber City!\n[03:04.31] See, I used to be a top-notch! Big shot!\n[03:05.84] Best deals! Best wheels! Best prices in the tri-state area\n[03:08.56] But you can get it back! Ha-ha-ha! Yes, you can!\n[03:10.02] All you gotta do is follow through my 12-step plan\n[03:11.72] Bigger, bigger, better, like the telephone was telling me\n[03:13.53] You gotta know the territory! Spend a hand, lend a hand\n[03:15.41] Who's gonna patronise a little bitty\n[03:16.67] Two by four kinda store anymore?\n[03:18.02] Gotta go! Gotta get! Gotta get on and go!\n[03:19.93] Make a deal! Big deal! High score! Our store is closing!\n[03:22.13] Hot tip! Drop shipping! Four, three, two, one!\n[03:24.08] Not skipping offers wired into your inbox\n[03:25.65] Swing by the gift shop! 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If it isn't a Lightner!\n  Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!\n  Looks like you're all alone on a late night?\n  All your friends abandoned you for the slime you are?\n  Sales gone down the drain? Drain?\n  Living in a goddamn garbage can?\n  Hae-ahaa-hae-ahaa-eah!\n\n  Friend, either you're closing your eyes\n  To savings you do not wish to acknowledge\n  Or you are not aware of the calibre of discounts\n  Indicated by the presence of a heart-shaped object\n  In your community\n\n  Hey, kid, look at you! Right time, right place!\n  Ripe for the picking! Right money in your pocket!\n  You're so lucky! Very lucky! Oh, so very, very lucky!\n  That you get to be investing in this Very Special Product\n  From everybody's favourite number one rated salesman\n  Circa 1997, mighty proud to say it! Mighty proud to say it!\n  Yes, I'm mighty proud to say it! Yes, sir!\n\n  Don't you wanna have a little fun, little sponge?\n  Little something to pluck you from the glum humdrum?\n  Live comfortably, capital at risk! Yum, yum!\n  Listen up! For the offer only comes just once!\n  Hey, chum! I can see you're having violent thoughts!\n  But don't you wanna, wanna be a, be a big shot?\n  Enquire today! While the secret's in stock!\n  All you gotta do is\n  Hyperlink blocked\n\n  I used to be nothing but the email guy\n  Now I'm the \"It burns! Ow! Stop! Stop! Help me! It burns!\" guy\n\n  We've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\n  We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\n  If you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\n  We take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\n  Are you feeling down? Have you lost control?\n  Is your life a mess? Do your friends despise you?\n  Well, here's one weird trick discovered by a mom\n  And I'm sure number five will surprise you\n\n  All you've ever dreamed of, shining, glistening\n  Gotta buckle up! Grab life by the silly string!\n  You can have it! You can have it! Say the word, it's yours!\n  Eahaehaehaehaeh! I wasn't listening\n\n  See, it says just here, right here, last year\n  On the third of the fourth at five-o-six\n  You searched cat pics online, well, that's just fine\n  Moist, delicious cookies\n\n  Little tippy tap kitty catalyst\n  Now we have a list\n  And we'll guess what ever habit is\n  Wanna buy a cat flap? Cat food? Catchup? Catamaran?\n  You'll be categorically catatonic\n\n  At the catalogue of categories I have at my hands\n  A cavalcade of all your favourite brands\n  An advertism schism cataclysm, cash on demand!\n  You'd better cancel your plans!\n  Cash for the crackers and the pickles and the flypaper!\n\n  Wanna buy a cat plush? Plush toy? Toy box? Box wine?\n  Why won't Mike just call me?\n  Backgammon? Ham and eggs? Egg chair? Chair bed?\n  Bed bath? Bath sponge?\n  Sponge who hates it's $4.99?\n  Lifeboat? Boat shoe? Shoestring? String bean?\n  Bean bag? Bagpipes? Pipe bomb? Bomber jacket?\n  Jackdaw? Doorstop?\n  Stop! No, please! Don't take my furniture!\n\n  Stopwatch? Watchdog? Dog collar? Colorado?\n  Adderall? Ads are all seeping! Ping pong? Ponchos?\n  Choke chains? Chainsaws? Swordfish-shish kebab-bobcat?\n  Do you want a cat or not?\n\n  Well, you wanna be a big shot, don't you?\n  Don't you wanna be the next big thing?\n  You can do it! Yes, it's true, it's really true\n  There's nothing to it, I can prove it!\n  Hear the registers ring!\n\n  Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring\n  You're kidding? 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Best prices in the tri-state area\n\n  But you can get it back! Ha-ha-ha! Yes, you can!\n  All you gotta do is follow through my 12-step plan\n  Bigger, bigger, better, like the telephone was telling me\n  You gotta know the territory! Spend a hand, lend a hand\n\n  Who's gonna patronise a little bitty\n  Two by four kinda store anymore?\n  Gotta go! Gotta get! Gotta get on and go!\n  Make a deal! Big deal! High score! Our store is closing!\n\n  Hot tip! Drop shipping! Four, three, two, one!\n  Not skipping offers wired into your inbox\n  Swing by the gift shop! Think of the big shot!\n  All this and more, click\n  Hyperlink blocked\n\n  Can anyone hear me?\n  Help\n  Mike\n  Mike?\n  Ha-ha-ha-ha!\n\n  We've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\n  We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\n  If you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\n  We take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\n  Insurance! Know that I'm the best in policy!\n  Honestly, do you wanna end in poverty?\n  Buddy, I'm the one to help invest it properly!\n  I'm here to talk about extended warranty!\n\n  It's a super, bumper, liquidation, last chance\n  First day, half price, fire sale like never before!\n  And it's there to explore, when you step in the door\n  The very model of a modern major general store!\n\n  But the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it\n  Those who have it really have it\n  If you haven't, well, you've had it, couldn't hack it\n  Now the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's\n  Just the haven'ts that're lacking what they're having\n\n  Now the ads have got the traffic\n  And we've grabbed your demographic\n  So you're packing up your basket\n  'Cause your dad has gotta have it\n  He'll be sad if you don't wrap it with a tag, it'll be tragic\n  So you're manically grabbing at the shelves amid the panic\n\n  Seems that everybody has it, man, you really gotta have it\n  So you get it, you're ecstatic, but a crackle in the static\n  And the it is out of fashion, just a fad, a piece of plastic\n  So you trash it, then you get back in your car 'cause you don't have it\n\n  And the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it\n  Those who have it really have it\n  If you haven't, well, you've had it, couldn't hack it\n  Now the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's\n  Hochi mama! 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If it isn't a Lightner!\nHey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!\nLooks like you're all alone on a late night?\nAll your friends abandoned you for the slime you are?\nSales gone down the drain? Drain?\nLiving in a goddamn garbage can?\nHae-ahaa-hae-ahaa-eah!\n\nFriend, either you're closing your eyes\nTo savings you do not wish to acknowledge\nOr you are not aware of the calibre of discounts\nIndicated by the presence of a heart-shaped object\nIn your community\n\nHey, kid, look at you! Right time, right place!\nRipe for the picking! Right money in your pocket!\nYou're so lucky! Very lucky! Oh, so very, very lucky!\nThat you get to be investing in this Very Special Product\nFrom everybody's favourite number one rated salesman\nCirca 1997, mighty proud to say it! Mighty proud to say it!\nYes, I'm mighty proud to say it! Yes, sir!\n\nDon't you wanna have a little fun, little sponge?\nLittle something to pluck you from the glum humdrum?\nLive comfortably, capital at risk! Yum, yum!\nListen up! For the offer only comes just once!\nHey, chum! I can see you're having violent thoughts!\nBut don't you wanna, wanna be a, be a big shot?\nEnquire today! While the secret's in stock!\nAll you gotta do is\nHyperlink blocked\n\nI used to be nothing but the email guy\nNow I'm the \"It burns! Ow! Stop! Stop! Help me! It burns!\" guy\n\nWe've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\nWe can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\nIf you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\nWe take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\nAre you feeling down? Have you lost control?\nIs your life a mess? Do your friends despise you?\nWell, here's one weird trick discovered by a mom\nAnd I'm sure number five will surprise you\n\nAll you've ever dreamed of, shining, glistening\nGotta buckle up! Grab life by the silly string!\nYou can have it! You can have it! Say the word, it's yours!\nEahaehaehaehaeh! I wasn't listening\n\nSee, it says just here, right here, last year\nOn the third of the fourth at five-o-six\nYou searched cat pics online, well, that's just fine\nMoist, delicious cookies\n\nLittle tippy tap kitty catalyst\nNow we have a list\nAnd we'll guess what ever habit is\nWanna buy a cat flap? Cat food? Catchup? Catamaran?\nYou'll be categorically catatonic\n\nAt the catalogue of categories I have at my hands\nA cavalcade of all your favourite brands\nAn advertism schism cataclysm, cash on demand!\nYou'd better cancel your plans!\nCash for the crackers and the pickles and the flypaper!\n\nWanna buy a cat plush? Plush toy? Toy box? Box wine?\nWhy won't Mike just call me?\nBackgammon? Ham and eggs? Egg chair? Chair bed?\nBed bath? Bath sponge?\nSponge who hates it's $4.99?\nLifeboat? Boat shoe? Shoestring? String bean?\nBean bag? Bagpipes? Pipe bomb? Bomber jacket?\nJackdaw? Doorstop?\nStop! No, please! Don't take my furniture!\n\nStopwatch? Watchdog? Dog collar? Colorado?\nAdderall? Ads are all seeping! Ping pong? Ponchos?\nChoke chains? Chainsaws? Swordfish-shish kebab-bobcat?\nDo you want a cat or not?\n\nWell, you wanna be a big shot, don't you?\nDon't you wanna be the next big thing?\nYou can do it! Yes, it's true, it's really true\nThere's nothing to it, I can prove it!\nHear the registers ring!\n\nRing, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring\nYou're kidding? It's for you\nWanna know a secret?\nHyperlink blocked\n\nYou too can have a communion with-\nSoon, I'll even surpass that damned clown around town!\n\nWe've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\nWe can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\nIf you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\nWe take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\nHoly cungadero, there, you funky, little worm\nYou seem unaware of all the money you could earn\nIf you wanna get the gold\nWell, there is stuff you gotta learn\nMilk the humans of their kindness\nThen there's butter to be churned\n\nYou, want, it, need, it!\nDon't, you, see?\nBut if you wanna make your screen green\nYou're gonna need my Kromer key\n\nYes, you've got trouble, my friend! Whadayatalk?\nRight here in Cyber City!\nSee, I used to be a top-notch! Big shot!\nBest deals! Best wheels! Best prices in the tri-state area\n\nBut you can get it back! Ha-ha-ha! Yes, you can!\nAll you gotta do is follow through my 12-step plan\nBigger, bigger, better, like the telephone was telling me\nYou gotta know the territory! Spend a hand, lend a hand\n\nWho's gonna patronise a little bitty\nTwo by four kinda store anymore?\nGotta go! Gotta get! Gotta get on and go!\nMake a deal! Big deal! High score! Our store is closing!\n\nHot tip! Drop shipping! Four, three, two, one!\nNot skipping offers wired into your inbox\nSwing by the gift shop! Think of the big shot!\nAll this and more, click\nHyperlink blocked\n\nCan anyone hear me?\nHelp\nMike\nMike?\nHa-ha-ha-ha!\n\nWe've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\nWe can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\nIf you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\nWe take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\nInsurance! 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Yes, sir!\n\n  Don't you wanna have a little fun, little sponge?\n  Little something to pluck you from the glum humdrum?\n  Live comfortably, capital at risk! Yum, yum!\n  Listen up! For the offer only comes just once!\n  Hey, chum! I can see you're having violent thoughts!\n  But don't you wanna, wanna be a, be a big shot?\n  Enquire today! While the secret's in stock!\n  All you gotta do is\n  Hyperlink blocked\n\n  I used to be nothing but the email guy\n  Now I'm the \"It burns! Ow! Stop! Stop! Help me! It burns!\" guy\n\n  We've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\n  We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\n  If you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\n  We take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\n  Are you feeling down? Have you lost control?\n  Is your life a mess? Do your friends despise you?\n  Well, here's one weird trick discovered by a mom\n  And I'm sure number five will surprise you\n\n  All you've ever dreamed of, shining, glistening\n  Gotta buckle up! Grab life by the silly string!\n  You can have it! You can have it! Say the word, it's yours!\n  Eahaehaehaehaeh! I wasn't listening\n\n  See, it says just here, right here, last year\n  On the third of the fourth at five-o-six\n  You searched cat pics online, well, that's just fine\n  Moist, delicious cookies\n\n  Little tippy tap kitty catalyst\n  Now we have a list\n  And we'll guess what ever habit is\n  Wanna buy a cat flap? Cat food? Catchup? Catamaran?\n  You'll be categorically catatonic\n\n  At the catalogue of categories I have at my hands\n  A cavalcade of all your favourite brands\n  An advertism schism cataclysm, cash on demand!\n  You'd better cancel your plans!\n  Cash for the crackers and the pickles and the flypaper!\n\n  Wanna buy a cat plush? Plush toy? Toy box? Box wine?\n  Why won't Mike just call me?\n  Backgammon? Ham and eggs? Egg chair? Chair bed?\n  Bed bath? Bath sponge?\n  Sponge who hates it's $4.99?\n  Lifeboat? Boat shoe? Shoestring? String bean?\n  Bean bag? Bagpipes? Pipe bomb? Bomber jacket?\n  Jackdaw? Doorstop?\n  Stop! No, please! Don't take my furniture!\n\n  Stopwatch? Watchdog? Dog collar? Colorado?\n  Adderall? Ads are all seeping! Ping pong? Ponchos?\n  Choke chains? Chainsaws? Swordfish-shish kebab-bobcat?\n  Do you want a cat or not?\n\n  Well, you wanna be a big shot, don't you?\n  Don't you wanna be the next big thing?\n  You can do it! Yes, it's true, it's really true\n  There's nothing to it, I can prove it!\n  Hear the registers ring!\n\n  Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring\n  You're kidding? 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Best prices in the tri-state area\n\n  But you can get it back! Ha-ha-ha! Yes, you can!\n  All you gotta do is follow through my 12-step plan\n  Bigger, bigger, better, like the telephone was telling me\n  You gotta know the territory! Spend a hand, lend a hand\n\n  Who's gonna patronise a little bitty\n  Two by four kinda store anymore?\n  Gotta go! Gotta get! Gotta get on and go!\n  Make a deal! Big deal! High score! Our store is closing!\n\n  Hot tip! Drop shipping! Four, three, two, one!\n  Not skipping offers wired into your inbox\n  Swing by the gift shop! Think of the big shot!\n  All this and more, click\n  Hyperlink blocked\n\n  Can anyone hear me?\n  Help\n  Mike\n  Mike?\n  Ha-ha-ha-ha!\n\n  We've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\n  We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\n  If you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\n  We take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\n  Insurance! Know that I'm the best in policy!\n  Honestly, do you wanna end in poverty?\n  Buddy, I'm the one to help invest it properly!\n  I'm here to talk about extended warranty!\n\n  It's a super, bumper, liquidation, last chance\n  First day, half price, fire sale like never before!\n  And it's there to explore, when you step in the door\n  The very model of a modern major general store!\n\n  But the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it\n  Those who have it really have it\n  If you haven't, well, you've had it, couldn't hack it\n  Now the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's\n  Just the haven'ts that're lacking what they're having\n\n  Now the ads have got the traffic\n  And we've grabbed your demographic\n  So you're packing up your basket\n  'Cause your dad has gotta have it\n  He'll be sad if you don't wrap it with a tag, it'll be tragic\n  So you're manically grabbing at the shelves amid the panic\n\n  Seems that everybody has it, man, you really gotta have it\n  So you get it, you're ecstatic, but a crackle in the static\n  And the it is out of fashion, just a fad, a piece of plastic\n  So you trash it, then you get back in your car 'cause you don't have it\n\n  And the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it\n  Those who have it really have it\n  If you haven't, well, you've had it, couldn't hack it\n  Now the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's\n  Hochi mama! 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If it isn't a Lightner!\nHey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!\nLooks like you're all alone on a late night?\nAll your friends abandoned you for the slime you are?\nSales gone down the drain? Drain?\nLiving in a goddamn garbage can?\nHae-ahaa-hae-ahaa-eah!\n\nFriend, either you're closing your eyes\nTo savings you do not wish to acknowledge\nOr you are not aware of the calibre of discounts\nIndicated by the presence of a heart-shaped object\nIn your community\n\nHey, kid, look at you! Right time, right place!\nRipe for the picking! Right money in your pocket!\nYou're so lucky! Very lucky! Oh, so very, very lucky!\nThat you get to be investing in this Very Special Product\nFrom everybody's favourite number one rated salesman\nCirca 1997, mighty proud to say it! Mighty proud to say it!\nYes, I'm mighty proud to say it! Yes, sir!\n\nDon't you wanna have a little fun, little sponge?\nLittle something to pluck you from the glum humdrum?\nLive comfortably, capital at risk! Yum, yum!\nListen up! For the offer only comes just once!\nHey, chum! I can see you're having violent thoughts!\nBut don't you wanna, wanna be a, be a big shot?\nEnquire today! While the secret's in stock!\nAll you gotta do is\nHyperlink blocked\n\nI used to be nothing but the email guy\nNow I'm the \"It burns! Ow! Stop! Stop! Help me! It burns!\" guy\n\nWe've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\nWe can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\nIf you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\nWe take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\nAre you feeling down? Have you lost control?\nIs your life a mess? Do your friends despise you?\nWell, here's one weird trick discovered by a mom\nAnd I'm sure number five will surprise you\n\nAll you've ever dreamed of, shining, glistening\nGotta buckle up! Grab life by the silly string!\nYou can have it! You can have it! Say the word, it's yours!\nEahaehaehaehaeh! I wasn't listening\n\nSee, it says just here, right here, last year\nOn the third of the fourth at five-o-six\nYou searched cat pics online, well, that's just fine\nMoist, delicious cookies\n\nLittle tippy tap kitty catalyst\nNow we have a list\nAnd we'll guess what ever habit is\nWanna buy a cat flap? Cat food? Catchup? Catamaran?\nYou'll be categorically catatonic\n\nAt the catalogue of categories I have at my hands\nA cavalcade of all your favourite brands\nAn advertism schism cataclysm, cash on demand!\nYou'd better cancel your plans!\nCash for the crackers and the pickles and the flypaper!\n\nWanna buy a cat plush? Plush toy? Toy box? Box wine?\nWhy won't Mike just call me?\nBackgammon? Ham and eggs? Egg chair? Chair bed?\nBed bath? Bath sponge?\nSponge who hates it's $4.99?\nLifeboat? Boat shoe? Shoestring? String bean?\nBean bag? Bagpipes? Pipe bomb? Bomber jacket?\nJackdaw? Doorstop?\nStop! No, please! Don't take my furniture!\n\nStopwatch? Watchdog? Dog collar? 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It's for you\nWanna know a secret?\nHyperlink blocked\n\nYou too can have a communion with-\nSoon, I'll even surpass that damned clown around town!\n\nWe've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\nWe can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\nIf you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\nWe take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\nHoly cungadero, there, you funky, little worm\nYou seem unaware of all the money you could earn\nIf you wanna get the gold\nWell, there is stuff you gotta learn\nMilk the humans of their kindness\nThen there's butter to be churned\n\nYou, want, it, need, it!\nDon't, you, see?\nBut if you wanna make your screen green\nYou're gonna need my Kromer key\n\nYes, you've got trouble, my friend! Whadayatalk?\nRight here in Cyber City!\nSee, I used to be a top-notch! Big shot!\nBest deals! Best wheels! Best prices in the tri-state area\n\nBut you can get it back! Ha-ha-ha! Yes, you can!\nAll you gotta do is follow through my 12-step plan\nBigger, bigger, better, like the telephone was telling me\nYou gotta know the territory! Spend a hand, lend a hand\n\nWho's gonna patronise a little bitty\nTwo by four kinda store anymore?\nGotta go! Gotta get! Gotta get on and go!\nMake a deal! Big deal! High score! Our store is closing!\n\nHot tip! Drop shipping! Four, three, two, one!\nNot skipping offers wired into your inbox\nSwing by the gift shop! Think of the big shot!\nAll this and more, click\nHyperlink blocked\n\nCan anyone hear me?\nHelp\nMike\nMike?\nHa-ha-ha-ha!\n\nWe've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\nWe can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\nIf you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\nWe take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\nInsurance! 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Whadayatalk?\n[03:02.61] Right here in Cyber City!\n[03:04.31] See, I used to be a top-notch! Big shot!\n[03:05.84] Best deals! Best wheels! Best prices in the tri-state area\n[03:08.56] But you can get it back! Ha-ha-ha! Yes, you can!\n[03:10.02] All you gotta do is follow through my 12-step plan\n[03:11.72] Bigger, bigger, better, like the telephone was telling me\n[03:13.53] You gotta know the territory! Spend a hand, lend a hand\n[03:15.41] Who's gonna patronise a little bitty\n[03:16.67] Two by four kinda store anymore?\n[03:18.02] Gotta go! Gotta get! Gotta get on and go!\n[03:19.93] Make a deal! Big deal! High score! Our store is closing!\n[03:22.13] Hot tip! Drop shipping! Four, three, two, one!\n[03:24.08] Not skipping offers wired into your inbox\n[03:25.65] Swing by the gift shop! 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What a mouthful!\n[04:37.53] In the encyclopedia of being afraid\n[04:39.37] There ain't nothing to be scared of 'til there's fees to be paid\n[04:40.92] There's deals to be made with seasonal savings!\n[04:42.73] Regional ratings are lethally fading\n[04:44.62] Screaming and raving, ceaseless appraising\n[04:46.03] Neat, little plate with a needless engraving\n[04:47.91] Legally grey, but sweet with the phrasing\n[04:49.54] Feet in the grave, but gleefully trading\n[04:51.38] Feeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\n[04:53.11] Deals so good I'll-, myself\n[04:54.78] Feeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\n[04:56.59] Gone with the sugar barrel, pickle barrel, milk pan\n[04:58.25] Feeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\n[04:59.84] I can feel that smooth taste already!\n[05:01.79] Feeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\n[05:04.25] Hyperlink blocked\n[05:05.22] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Ad Infinitum\n  artist: The Stupendium\n  album: The Stupendium\n  duration_ms: 344000\n  instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Woah! 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Yes, sir!\n\n  Don't you wanna have a little fun, little sponge?\n  Little something to pluck you from the glum humdrum?\n  Live comfortably, capital at risk! Yum, yum!\n  Listen up! For the offer only comes just once!\n  Hey, chum! I can see you're having violent thoughts!\n  But don't you wanna, wanna be a, be a big shot?\n  Enquire today! While the secret's in stock!\n  All you gotta do is\n  Hyperlink blocked\n\n  I used to be nothing but the email guy\n  Now I'm the \"It burns! Ow! Stop! Stop! Help me! It burns!\" guy\n\n  We've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\n  We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\n  If you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\n  We take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\n  Are you feeling down? Have you lost control?\n  Is your life a mess? 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Box wine?\n  Why won't Mike just call me?\n  Backgammon? Ham and eggs? Egg chair? Chair bed?\n  Bed bath? Bath sponge?\n  Sponge who hates it's $4.99?\n  Lifeboat? Boat shoe? Shoestring? String bean?\n  Bean bag? Bagpipes? Pipe bomb? Bomber jacket?\n  Jackdaw? Doorstop?\n  Stop! No, please! Don't take my furniture!\n\n  Stopwatch? Watchdog? Dog collar? Colorado?\n  Adderall? Ads are all seeping! Ping pong? Ponchos?\n  Choke chains? Chainsaws? Swordfish-shish kebab-bobcat?\n  Do you want a cat or not?\n\n  Well, you wanna be a big shot, don't you?\n  Don't you wanna be the next big thing?\n  You can do it! Yes, it's true, it's really true\n  There's nothing to it, I can prove it!\n  Hear the registers ring!\n\n  Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring\n  You're kidding? It's for you\n  Wanna know a secret?\n  Hyperlink blocked\n\n  You too can have a communion with-\n  Soon, I'll even surpass that damned clown around town!\n\n  We've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\n  We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\n  If you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\n  We take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\n  Holy cungadero, there, you funky, little worm\n  You seem unaware of all the money you could earn\n  If you wanna get the gold\n  Well, there is stuff you gotta learn\n  Milk the humans of their kindness\n  Then there's butter to be churned\n\n  You, want, it, need, it!\n  Don't, you, see?\n  But if you wanna make your screen green\n  You're gonna need my Kromer key\n\n  Yes, you've got trouble, my friend! Whadayatalk?\n  Right here in Cyber City!\n  See, I used to be a top-notch! Big shot!\n  Best deals! Best wheels! Best prices in the tri-state area\n\n  But you can get it back! Ha-ha-ha! Yes, you can!\n  All you gotta do is follow through my 12-step plan\n  Bigger, bigger, better, like the telephone was telling me\n  You gotta know the territory! Spend a hand, lend a hand\n\n  Who's gonna patronise a little bitty\n  Two by four kinda store anymore?\n  Gotta go! Gotta get! Gotta get on and go!\n  Make a deal! Big deal! High score! Our store is closing!\n\n  Hot tip! Drop shipping! Four, three, two, one!\n  Not skipping offers wired into your inbox\n  Swing by the gift shop! Think of the big shot!\n  All this and more, click\n  Hyperlink blocked\n\n  Can anyone hear me?\n  Help\n  Mike\n  Mike?\n  Ha-ha-ha-ha!\n\n  We've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\n  We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\n  If you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\n  We take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\n  Insurance! Know that I'm the best in policy!\n  Honestly, do you wanna end in poverty?\n  Buddy, I'm the one to help invest it properly!\n  I'm here to talk about extended warranty!\n\n  It's a super, bumper, liquidation, last chance\n  First day, half price, fire sale like never before!\n  And it's there to explore, when you step in the door\n  The very model of a modern major general store!\n\n  But the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it\n  Those who have it really have it\n  If you haven't, well, you've had it, couldn't hack it\n  Now the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's\n  Just the haven'ts that're lacking what they're having\n\n  Now the ads have got the traffic\n  And we've grabbed your demographic\n  So you're packing up your basket\n  'Cause your dad has gotta have it\n  He'll be sad if you don't wrap it with a tag, it'll be tragic\n  So you're manically grabbing at the shelves amid the panic\n\n  Seems that everybody has it, man, you really gotta have it\n  So you get it, you're ecstatic, but a crackle in the static\n  And the it is out of fashion, just a fad, a piece of plastic\n  So you trash it, then you get back in your car 'cause you don't have it\n\n  And the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it\n  Those who have it really have it\n  If you haven't, well, you've had it, couldn't hack it\n  Now the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's\n  Hochi mama! 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If it isn't a Lightner!\nHey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!\nLooks like you're all alone on a late night?\nAll your friends abandoned you for the slime you are?\nSales gone down the drain? Drain?\nLiving in a goddamn garbage can?\nHae-ahaa-hae-ahaa-eah!\n\nFriend, either you're closing your eyes\nTo savings you do not wish to acknowledge\nOr you are not aware of the calibre of discounts\nIndicated by the presence of a heart-shaped object\nIn your community\n\nHey, kid, look at you! Right time, right place!\nRipe for the picking! Right money in your pocket!\nYou're so lucky! Very lucky! Oh, so very, very lucky!\nThat you get to be investing in this Very Special Product\nFrom everybody's favourite number one rated salesman\nCirca 1997, mighty proud to say it! Mighty proud to say it!\nYes, I'm mighty proud to say it! Yes, sir!\n\nDon't you wanna have a little fun, little sponge?\nLittle something to pluck you from the glum humdrum?\nLive comfortably, capital at risk! Yum, yum!\nListen up! For the offer only comes just once!\nHey, chum! I can see you're having violent thoughts!\nBut don't you wanna, wanna be a, be a big shot?\nEnquire today! While the secret's in stock!\nAll you gotta do is\nHyperlink blocked\n\nI used to be nothing but the email guy\nNow I'm the \"It burns! Ow! Stop! Stop! Help me! It burns!\" guy\n\nWe've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\nWe can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\nIf you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\nWe take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\nAre you feeling down? Have you lost control?\nIs your life a mess? Do your friends despise you?\nWell, here's one weird trick discovered by a mom\nAnd I'm sure number five will surprise you\n\nAll you've ever dreamed of, shining, glistening\nGotta buckle up! Grab life by the silly string!\nYou can have it! You can have it! Say the word, it's yours!\nEahaehaehaehaeh! I wasn't listening\n\nSee, it says just here, right here, last year\nOn the third of the fourth at five-o-six\nYou searched cat pics online, well, that's just fine\nMoist, delicious cookies\n\nLittle tippy tap kitty catalyst\nNow we have a list\nAnd we'll guess what ever habit is\nWanna buy a cat flap? Cat food? Catchup? Catamaran?\nYou'll be categorically catatonic\n\nAt the catalogue of categories I have at my hands\nA cavalcade of all your favourite brands\nAn advertism schism cataclysm, cash on demand!\nYou'd better cancel your plans!\nCash for the crackers and the pickles and the flypaper!\n\nWanna buy a cat plush? Plush toy? Toy box? Box wine?\nWhy won't Mike just call me?\nBackgammon? Ham and eggs? Egg chair? Chair bed?\nBed bath? Bath sponge?\nSponge who hates it's $4.99?\nLifeboat? Boat shoe? Shoestring? String bean?\nBean bag? Bagpipes? Pipe bomb? Bomber jacket?\nJackdaw? Doorstop?\nStop! No, please! Don't take my furniture!\n\nStopwatch? Watchdog? Dog collar? Colorado?\nAdderall? Ads are all seeping! Ping pong? Ponchos?\nChoke chains? Chainsaws? Swordfish-shish kebab-bobcat?\nDo you want a cat or not?\n\nWell, you wanna be a big shot, don't you?\nDon't you wanna be the next big thing?\nYou can do it! Yes, it's true, it's really true\nThere's nothing to it, I can prove it!\nHear the registers ring!\n\nRing, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring\nYou're kidding? It's for you\nWanna know a secret?\nHyperlink blocked\n\nYou too can have a communion with-\nSoon, I'll even surpass that damned clown around town!\n\nWe've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\nWe can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\nIf you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\nWe take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\nHoly cungadero, there, you funky, little worm\nYou seem unaware of all the money you could earn\nIf you wanna get the gold\nWell, there is stuff you gotta learn\nMilk the humans of their kindness\nThen there's butter to be churned\n\nYou, want, it, need, it!\nDon't, you, see?\nBut if you wanna make your screen green\nYou're gonna need my Kromer key\n\nYes, you've got trouble, my friend! Whadayatalk?\nRight here in Cyber City!\nSee, I used to be a top-notch! Big shot!\nBest deals! Best wheels! Best prices in the tri-state area\n\nBut you can get it back! Ha-ha-ha! Yes, you can!\nAll you gotta do is follow through my 12-step plan\nBigger, bigger, better, like the telephone was telling me\nYou gotta know the territory! Spend a hand, lend a hand\n\nWho's gonna patronise a little bitty\nTwo by four kinda store anymore?\nGotta go! Gotta get! Gotta get on and go!\nMake a deal! Big deal! High score! Our store is closing!\n\nHot tip! Drop shipping! Four, three, two, one!\nNot skipping offers wired into your inbox\nSwing by the gift shop! Think of the big shot!\nAll this and more, click\nHyperlink blocked\n\nCan anyone hear me?\nHelp\nMike\nMike?\nHa-ha-ha-ha!\n\nWe've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\nWe can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\nIf you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\nWe take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\nInsurance! Know that I'm the best in policy!\nHonestly, do you wanna end in poverty?\nBuddy, I'm the one to help invest it properly!\nI'm here to talk about extended warranty!\n\nIt's a super, bumper, liquidation, last chance\nFirst day, half price, fire sale like never before!\nAnd it's there to explore, when you step in the door\nThe very model of a modern major general store!\n\nBut the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it\nThose who have it really have it\nIf you haven't, well, you've had it, couldn't hack it\nNow the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's\nJust the haven'ts that're lacking what they're having\n\nNow the ads have got the traffic\nAnd we've grabbed your demographic\nSo you're packing up your basket\n'Cause your dad has gotta have it\nHe'll be sad if you don't wrap it with a tag, it'll be tragic\nSo you're manically grabbing at the shelves amid the panic\n\nSeems that everybody has it, man, you really gotta have it\nSo you get it, you're ecstatic, but a crackle in the static\nAnd the it is out of fashion, just a fad, a piece of plastic\nSo you trash it, then you get back in your car 'cause you don't have it\n\nAnd the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it\nThose who have it really have it\nIf you haven't, well, you've had it, couldn't hack it\nNow the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's\nHochi mama! What a mouthful!\n\nIn the encyclopedia of being afraid\nThere ain't nothing to be scared of 'til there's fees to be paid\nThere's deals to be made with seasonal savings!\nRegional ratings are lethally fading\n\nScreaming and raving, ceaseless appraising\nNeat, little plate with a needless engraving\nLegally grey, but sweet with the phrasing\nFeet in the grave, but gleefully trading\n\nFeeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\nDeals so good I'll-, myself\nFeeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\nGone with the sugar barrel, pickle barrel, milk pan\nFeeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\nI can feel that smooth taste already!\nFeeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\nHyperlink blocked","syncedLyrics":"[00:04.27] Woah! If it isn't a Lightner!\n[00:06.41] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!\n[00:07.76] Looks like you're all alone on a late night?\n[00:09.28] All your friends abandoned you for the slime you are?\n[00:12.49] Sales gone down the drain? Drain?\n[00:14.47] Living in a goddamn garbage can?\n[00:16.81] Hae-ahaa-hae-ahaa-eah!\n[00:19.23] Friend, either you're closing your eyes\n[00:21.21] To savings you do not wish to acknowledge\n[00:23.31] Or you are not aware of the calibre of discounts\n[00:25.38] Indicated by the presence of a heart-shaped object\n[00:27.60] In your community\n[00:30.65] Hey, kid, look at you! Right time, right place!\n[00:32.35] Ripe for the picking! Right money in your pocket!\n[00:34.05] You're so lucky! Very lucky! Oh, so very, very lucky!\n[00:35.85] That you get to be investing in this Very Special Product\n[00:37.48] From everybody's favourite number one rated salesman\n[00:39.92] Circa 1997, mighty proud to say it! Mighty proud to say it!\n[00:42.62] Yes, I'm mighty proud to say it! Yes, sir!\n[00:44.63] Don't you wanna have a little fun, little sponge?\n[00:46.08] Little something to pluck you from the glum humdrum?\n[00:47.93] Live comfortably, capital at risk! Yum, yum!\n[00:49.40] Listen up! For the offer only comes just once!\n[00:51.12] Hey, chum! I can see you're having violent thoughts!\n[00:52.93] But don't you wanna, wanna be a, be a big shot?\n[00:54.68] Enquire today! While the secret's in stock!\n[00:56.37] All you gotta do is\n[00:57.55] Hyperlink blocked\n[00:58.19] I used to be nothing but the email guy\n[01:00.33] Now I'm the \"It burns! Ow! Stop! Stop! Help me! It burns!\" guy\n[01:04.88] We've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\n[01:08.06] We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\n[01:11.56] If you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\n[01:14.83] We take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n[01:18.05] Are you feeling down? Have you lost control?\n[01:19.84] Is your life a mess? 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Box wine?\n  Why won't Mike just call me?\n  Backgammon? Ham and eggs? Egg chair? Chair bed?\n  Bed bath? Bath sponge?\n  Sponge who hates it's $4.99?\n  Lifeboat? Boat shoe? Shoestring? String bean?\n  Bean bag? Bagpipes? Pipe bomb? Bomber jacket?\n  Jackdaw? Doorstop?\n  Stop! No, please! Don't take my furniture!\n\n  Stopwatch? Watchdog? Dog collar? Colorado?\n  Adderall? Ads are all seeping! Ping pong? Ponchos?\n  Choke chains? Chainsaws? Swordfish-shish kebab-bobcat?\n  Do you want a cat or not?\n\n  Well, you wanna be a big shot, don't you?\n  Don't you wanna be the next big thing?\n  You can do it! Yes, it's true, it's really true\n  There's nothing to it, I can prove it!\n  Hear the registers ring!\n\n  Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring\n  You're kidding? 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Best prices in the tri-state area\n\n  But you can get it back! Ha-ha-ha! Yes, you can!\n  All you gotta do is follow through my 12-step plan\n  Bigger, bigger, better, like the telephone was telling me\n  You gotta know the territory! Spend a hand, lend a hand\n\n  Who's gonna patronise a little bitty\n  Two by four kinda store anymore?\n  Gotta go! Gotta get! Gotta get on and go!\n  Make a deal! Big deal! High score! Our store is closing!\n\n  Hot tip! Drop shipping! Four, three, two, one!\n  Not skipping offers wired into your inbox\n  Swing by the gift shop! Think of the big shot!\n  All this and more, click\n  Hyperlink blocked\n\n  Can anyone hear me?\n  Help\n  Mike\n  Mike?\n  Ha-ha-ha-ha!\n\n  We've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\n  We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\n  If you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\n  We take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\n  Insurance! Know that I'm the best in policy!\n  Honestly, do you wanna end in poverty?\n  Buddy, I'm the one to help invest it properly!\n  I'm here to talk about extended warranty!\n\n  It's a super, bumper, liquidation, last chance\n  First day, half price, fire sale like never before!\n  And it's there to explore, when you step in the door\n  The very model of a modern major general store!\n\n  But the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it\n  Those who have it really have it\n  If you haven't, well, you've had it, couldn't hack it\n  Now the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's\n  Just the haven'ts that're lacking what they're having\n\n  Now the ads have got the traffic\n  And we've grabbed your demographic\n  So you're packing up your basket\n  'Cause your dad has gotta have it\n  He'll be sad if you don't wrap it with a tag, it'll be tragic\n  So you're manically grabbing at the shelves amid the panic\n\n  Seems that everybody has it, man, you really gotta have it\n  So you get it, you're ecstatic, but a crackle in the static\n  And the it is out of fashion, just a fad, a piece of plastic\n  So you trash it, then you get back in your car 'cause you don't have it\n\n  And the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it\n  Those who have it really have it\n  If you haven't, well, you've had it, couldn't hack it\n  Now the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's\n  Hochi mama! What a mouthful!\n\n  In the encyclopedia of being afraid\n  There ain't nothing to be scared of 'til there's fees to be paid\n  There's deals to be made with seasonal savings!\n  Regional ratings are lethally fading\n\n  Screaming and raving, ceaseless appraising\n  Neat, little plate with a needless engraving\n  Legally grey, but sweet with the phrasing\n  Feet in the grave, but gleefully trading\n\n  Feeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\n  Deals so good I'll-, myself\n  Feeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\n  Gone with the sugar barrel, pickle barrel, milk pan\n  Feeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\n  I can feel that smooth taste already!\n  Feeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\n  Hyperlink blocked\n"},{"id":7471547,"name":"Ad Infinitum - A Cappella","trackName":"Ad Infinitum - A Cappella","artistName":"The Stupendium","albumName":"Ad Infinitum (Deltarune Song)","duration":309.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Woah! If it isn't a Lightner!\nHey hey hey hey hey hey!\nLooks like you're all alone on a late night?\nAll your friends abandoned you for the slime you are?\nSales gone down the drain? Drain?\nLiving in a goddamn garbage can?\nHae-ahaa-hae-ahaa-eah!\n\nFriend, either you're closing your eyes\nTo savings you do not wish to acknowledge\nOr you are not aware of the calibre of discounts\nIndicated by the presence of a heart-shaped object\nIn your community\n\nHey, kid, look at you! Right time, right place!\nRipe for the picking! Right money in your pocket!\nYou're so lucky! Very lucky! Oh, so very, very lucky!\nThat you get to be investing in this Very Special Product\nFrom everybody's favourite number one rated salesman\nCirca 1997, mighty proud to say it! Mighty proud to say it!\nYes, I'm mighty proud to say it! Yes, sir!\n\nDon't you wanna have a little fun, little sponge?\nLittle something to pluck you from the glum humdrum?\nLive comfortably, capital at risk! Yum, yum!\nListen up! For the offer only comes just once!\nHey, chum! I can see you're having violent thoughts!\nBut don't you wanna wanna be a be a big shot?\nEnquire today! While the secret's in stock!\nAll you gotta do is\nHyperlink blocked\n\nI used to be nothing but the email guy\nNow I'm the \"It burns! Ow! Stop! Stop! Help me! It burns!\" guy\n\nWe've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\nWe can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\nIf you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\nWe take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\nAre you feeling down? Have you lost control?\nIs your life a mess? Do your friends despise you?\nWell, here's one weird trick discovered by a mom\nAnd I'm sure number five will surprise you\n\nAll you've ever dreamed of, shining, glistening\nGotta buckle up! Grab life by the silly string!\nYou can have it! You can have it! Say the word, it's yours!\nEahaehaehaehaeh! I wasn't listening\n\nSee, it says just here, right here, last year\nOn the third of the fourth at five-o-six\nYou searched cat pics online, well, that's just fine\nMoist, delicious cookies\n\nLittle tippy tap kitty catalyst\nNow we have a list\nAnd we'll guess what ever habit is\nWanna buy a cat flap? Cat food? Catchup? Catamaran?\nYou'll be categorically catatonic\n\nAt the catalogue of categories I have at my hands\nA cavalcade of all your favourite brands\nAn advertism schism cataclysm, cash on demand!\nYou'd better cancel your plans!\nCash for the crackers and the pickles and the flypaper!\n\nWanna buy a cat plush? Plush toy? Toy box? Box wine?\nWhy won't Mike just call me?\nBackgammon? Ham and eggs? Egg chair? Chair bed?\nBed bath? Bath sponge?\nSponge who hates it's $4.99?\nLife boat? Boat shoe? Shoestring? String bean?\nBean bag? Bagpipes? Pipe bomb? Bomber jacket?\nJackdaw? Doorstop?\nStop! No, please! Don't take my furniture!\n\nStopwatch? Watchdog? Dog collar? Colorado?\nAdderall? Ads are all seeping! Ping pong? Ponchos?\nChoke chains? Chainsaws? Swordfish-shish kebab-bobcat?\nDo you want a cat or not?\n\nWell, you wanna be a big shot, don't you?\nDon't you wanna be the next big thing?\nYou can do it! Yes, it's true, it's really true\nThere's nothing to it, I can prove it!\nHear the registers ring!\n\nRing, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring\nYou're kidding? It's for you\nWanna know a secret?\nHyperlink blocked\n\nYou too can have a communion with—\nSoon, I'll even surpass that damned clown around town!\n\nWe've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\nWe can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\nIf you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\nWe take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\nHoly cungadero, there, you funky, little worm\nYou seem unaware of all the money you could earn\nIf you wanna get the gold\nWell, there is stuff you gotta learn\nMilk the humans of their kindness\nThen there's butter to be churned\n\nYou. Want. It. Need. It!\nDon't. You. See?\nBut if you wanna make your screen green\nYou're gonna need my Kromer key\n\nYes, you've got trouble, my friend! Whadayatalk?\nRight here in Cyber City!\nSee, I used to be a top notch! Big shot!\nBest deals! Best wheels! Best prices in the tri-state area\n\nBut you can get it back! Ha-ha-ha! Yes, you can!\nAll you gotta do is follow through my 12-step plan\nBigger, bigger, better, like the telephone was telling me\nYou gotta know the territory! Spend a hand, lend a hand\n\nWho's gonna patronise a little bitty\nTwo by four kinda store anymore?\nGotta go! Gotta get! Gotta get on and go!\nMake a deal! Big deal! High score! Our store is closing!\n\nHot tip! Drop shipping! Four, three, two, one!\nNot skipping offers wired into your inbox\nSwing by the gift shop! Think of the big shot!\nAll this and more, click\nHyperlink blocked\n\nCan anyone hear me?\nHelp\nMike\nMike?\nHa-ha-ha-ha!\n\nWe've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\nWe can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\nIf you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\nWe take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\nInsurance! Know that I'm the best in policy!\nHonestly, do you wanna end in poverty?\nBuddy, I'm the one to help invest it properly!\nI'm here to talk about extended warranty!\n\nIt's a super, bumper, liquidation, last chance\nFirst day, half price, fire sale like never before!\nAnd it's there to explore, when you step in the door\nThe very model of a modern major general store!\n\nBut the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it\nThose who have it really have it\nIf you haven't, well, you've had it, couldn't hack it\nNow the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's\nJust the haven'ts that're lacking what they're having\n\nNow the ads have got the traffic\nAnd we've grabbed your demographic\nSo you're packing up your basket\n'Cause your dad has gotta have it\nHe'll be sad if you don't wrap it with a tag, it'll be tragic\nSo you're manically grabbing at the shelves amid the panic\n\nSeems that everybody has it, man, you really gotta have it\nSo you get it, you're ecstatic, but a crackle in the static\nAnd the it is out of fashion, just a fad, a piece of plastic\nSo you trash it, then you get back in your car 'cause you don't have it\n\nAnd the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it\nThose who have it really have it\nIf you haven't, well, you've had it, couldn't hack it\nNow the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's\nHochi mama! What a mouthful!\n\nIn the encyclopedia of being afraid\nThere ain't nothing to be scared of 'til there's fees to be paid\nThere's deals to be made with seasonal savings!\nRegional ratings are lethally fading\n\nScreaming and raving, ceaseless appraising\nNeat, little plate with a needless engraving\nLegally grey, but sweet with the phrasing\nFeet in the grave, but gleefully trading\n\nFeeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\nDeals so good I'll— myself\nFeeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\nGone with the sugar barrel, pickle barrel, milk pan\nFeeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\nI can feel that smooth taste already!\nFeeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\nHyperlink blocked","syncedLyrics":null,"lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Ad Infinitum - A Cappella\n  artist: The Stupendium\n  album: Ad Infinitum (Deltarune Song)\n  duration_ms: 309000\n  instrumental: false\nlines: []\nplain: |-\n  Woah! If it isn't a Lightner!\n  Hey hey hey hey hey hey!\n  Looks like you're all alone on a late night?\n  All your friends abandoned you for the slime you are?\n  Sales gone down the drain? Drain?\n  Living in a goddamn garbage can?\n  Hae-ahaa-hae-ahaa-eah!\n\n  Friend, either you're closing your eyes\n  To savings you do not wish to acknowledge\n  Or you are not aware of the calibre of discounts\n  Indicated by the presence of a heart-shaped object\n  In your community\n\n  Hey, kid, look at you! Right time, right place!\n  Ripe for the picking! Right money in your pocket!\n  You're so lucky! Very lucky! Oh, so very, very lucky!\n  That you get to be investing in this Very Special Product\n  From everybody's favourite number one rated salesman\n  Circa 1997, mighty proud to say it! Mighty proud to say it!\n  Yes, I'm mighty proud to say it! Yes, sir!\n\n  Don't you wanna have a little fun, little sponge?\n  Little something to pluck you from the glum humdrum?\n  Live comfortably, capital at risk! Yum, yum!\n  Listen up! For the offer only comes just once!\n  Hey, chum! I can see you're having violent thoughts!\n  But don't you wanna wanna be a be a big shot?\n  Enquire today! While the secret's in stock!\n  All you gotta do is\n  Hyperlink blocked\n\n  I used to be nothing but the email guy\n  Now I'm the \"It burns! Ow! Stop! Stop! Help me! It burns!\" guy\n\n  We've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\n  We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\n  If you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\n  We take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\n  Are you feeling down? Have you lost control?\n  Is your life a mess? Do your friends despise you?\n  Well, here's one weird trick discovered by a mom\n  And I'm sure number five will surprise you\n\n  All you've ever dreamed of, shining, glistening\n  Gotta buckle up! Grab life by the silly string!\n  You can have it! You can have it! Say the word, it's yours!\n  Eahaehaehaehaeh! I wasn't listening\n\n  See, it says just here, right here, last year\n  On the third of the fourth at five-o-six\n  You searched cat pics online, well, that's just fine\n  Moist, delicious cookies\n\n  Little tippy tap kitty catalyst\n  Now we have a list\n  And we'll guess what ever habit is\n  Wanna buy a cat flap? Cat food? Catchup? Catamaran?\n  You'll be categorically catatonic\n\n  At the catalogue of categories I have at my hands\n  A cavalcade of all your favourite brands\n  An advertism schism cataclysm, cash on demand!\n  You'd better cancel your plans!\n  Cash for the crackers and the pickles and the flypaper!\n\n  Wanna buy a cat plush? Plush toy? Toy box? Box wine?\n  Why won't Mike just call me?\n  Backgammon? Ham and eggs? Egg chair? Chair bed?\n  Bed bath? Bath sponge?\n  Sponge who hates it's $4.99?\n  Life boat? Boat shoe? Shoestring? String bean?\n  Bean bag? Bagpipes? Pipe bomb? Bomber jacket?\n  Jackdaw? Doorstop?\n  Stop! No, please! Don't take my furniture!\n\n  Stopwatch? Watchdog? Dog collar? Colorado?\n  Adderall? Ads are all seeping! Ping pong? Ponchos?\n  Choke chains? Chainsaws? Swordfish-shish kebab-bobcat?\n  Do you want a cat or not?\n\n  Well, you wanna be a big shot, don't you?\n  Don't you wanna be the next big thing?\n  You can do it! Yes, it's true, it's really true\n  There's nothing to it, I can prove it!\n  Hear the registers ring!\n\n  Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring\n  You're kidding? It's for you\n  Wanna know a secret?\n  Hyperlink blocked\n\n  You too can have a communion with—\n  Soon, I'll even surpass that damned clown around town!\n\n  We've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\n  We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\n  If you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\n  We take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\n  Holy cungadero, there, you funky, little worm\n  You seem unaware of all the money you could earn\n  If you wanna get the gold\n  Well, there is stuff you gotta learn\n  Milk the humans of their kindness\n  Then there's butter to be churned\n\n  You. Want. It. Need. It!\n  Don't. You. See?\n  But if you wanna make your screen green\n  You're gonna need my Kromer key\n\n  Yes, you've got trouble, my friend! Whadayatalk?\n  Right here in Cyber City!\n  See, I used to be a top notch! Big shot!\n  Best deals! Best wheels! Best prices in the tri-state area\n\n  But you can get it back! Ha-ha-ha! Yes, you can!\n  All you gotta do is follow through my 12-step plan\n  Bigger, bigger, better, like the telephone was telling me\n  You gotta know the territory! Spend a hand, lend a hand\n\n  Who's gonna patronise a little bitty\n  Two by four kinda store anymore?\n  Gotta go! Gotta get! Gotta get on and go!\n  Make a deal! Big deal! High score! Our store is closing!\n\n  Hot tip! Drop shipping! Four, three, two, one!\n  Not skipping offers wired into your inbox\n  Swing by the gift shop! Think of the big shot!\n  All this and more, click\n  Hyperlink blocked\n\n  Can anyone hear me?\n  Help\n  Mike\n  Mike?\n  Ha-ha-ha-ha!\n\n  We've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\n  We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\n  If you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\n  We take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\n  Insurance! Know that I'm the best in policy!\n  Honestly, do you wanna end in poverty?\n  Buddy, I'm the one to help invest it properly!\n  I'm here to talk about extended warranty!\n\n  It's a super, bumper, liquidation, last chance\n  First day, half price, fire sale like never before!\n  And it's there to explore, when you step in the door\n  The very model of a modern major general store!\n\n  But the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it\n  Those who have it really have it\n  If you haven't, well, you've had it, couldn't hack it\n  Now the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's\n  Just the haven'ts that're lacking what they're having\n\n  Now the ads have got the traffic\n  And we've grabbed your demographic\n  So you're packing up your basket\n  'Cause your dad has gotta have it\n  He'll be sad if you don't wrap it with a tag, it'll be tragic\n  So you're manically grabbing at the shelves amid the panic\n\n  Seems that everybody has it, man, you really gotta have it\n  So you get it, you're ecstatic, but a crackle in the static\n  And the it is out of fashion, just a fad, a piece of plastic\n  So you trash it, then you get back in your car 'cause you don't have it\n\n  And the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it\n  Those who have it really have it\n  If you haven't, well, you've had it, couldn't hack it\n  Now the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's\n  Hochi mama! What a mouthful!\n\n  In the encyclopedia of being afraid\n  There ain't nothing to be scared of 'til there's fees to be paid\n  There's deals to be made with seasonal savings!\n  Regional ratings are lethally fading\n\n  Screaming and raving, ceaseless appraising\n  Neat, little plate with a needless engraving\n  Legally grey, but sweet with the phrasing\n  Feet in the grave, but gleefully trading\n\n  Feeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\n  Deals so good I'll— myself\n  Feeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\n  Gone with the sugar barrel, pickle barrel, milk pan\n  Feeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\n  I can feel that smooth taste already!\n  Feeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\n  Hyperlink blocked\n"},{"id":37437128,"name":"Ad Infinitum","trackName":"Ad Infinitum","artistName":"The Stupendium","albumName":"The Stupendous Compendium","duration":309.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Woah! If it isn’t a...⠀\nLightner! Hey hey hey!⠀\n⠀\nyou are?⠀\n?⠀\nLiving in a goddamn garbage can?!⠀\nHaeahaeahaeahaeah!⠀\n⠀\nyou do not wish to acknowledge⠀\n⠀\n⠀\nIn your community⠀\nHey kid, look at you! Right time, right place⠀\nRight money in your pocket!⠀\nYou’re so lucky! Very lucky! Oh so very very lucky!⠀\n⠀\n⠀\n⠀\nMighty proud to say it! Mighty proud to say it!⠀\n!⠀\n??⠀\nLittle something to pluck you from the glum humdrum???⠀\n⠀\nListen up! For the offer only comes just once!⠀\nI can see you’re having violent thoughts⠀\n⠀\nWhile the secret’s in stock!⠀\nAll you gotta do is⠀\n⠀\nI used to be nothing but the email guy⠀\nguy!⠀\nWe’ve got never bettered bargains, we’ve got deals you won’t believe⠀\nWe can tell you what you want before you realise what you need⠀\nIf you’ll pardon us the jargon here’s our Darkner guarantee⠀\nWe take cash or card or credit, but we’ll take your heart for free⠀\n⠀\n⠀\n⠀\n⠀\nAll you’ve ever dreamed of, shining, glistening!⠀\n!⠀\nYou can have it! You can have it! Say the word, it’s yours!⠀\nEahaehaehaehaeh! I wasn’t listening⠀\nSee it says just here, right here, last year⠀\nOn the third of the fourth at five-o-six⠀\n!⠀\n⠀\nLittle tippy tap kitty catalyst⠀\nNow we have a list⠀\nAnd we’ll guess what every habit is⠀\nWanna buy a cat flap? Cat food? Catchup? Catamaran?⠀\nYou’ll be categorically catatonic⠀\nAt the catalogue of categories I have at my hands⠀\n⠀\n!⠀\nYou’d better cancel your plans⠀\n!⠀\nWanna buy a cat plush? Plush toy? Toy box? Box wine?⠀\nWhy won’t Mike just call me...⠀\nBackgammon? Ham and eggs? Egg chair? Chair bed?⠀\nBed bath? Bath sponge?⠀\n⠀\nLife boat? Boat shoe? Shoestring? String bean?⠀\nBean bag? Bagpipes? Pipe bomb? Bomber jacket?⠀\nJackdaw? Doorstop?⠀\n⠀\nStopwatch? Watchdog? Dog collar? Colorado?⠀\nAdderall? Ads are all seeping. Ping pong? Ponchos?⠀\nChoke chains? Chainsaws? Swordfish-shish kebab-bobcat?⠀\n⠀\ndon’t you?⠀\n?⠀\nYou can do it! Yes it’s true it’s really true⠀\nThere’s nothing to it, I can prove it⠀\nHear the registers ring!⠀\nRing. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring.⠀\nYou’re kidding? It’s for Y O U.⠀\nWanna know a secret…?⠀\n⠀\nwith⠀\n⠀\nSoon I’ll even surpass that damned...⠀\n⠀\nWe’ve got never bettered bargains, we’ve got deals you won’t believe⠀\nWe can tell you what you want before you realise what you need⠀\nIf you’ll pardon us the jargon here’s our Darkner guarantee⠀\nWe take cash or card or credit, but we’ll take your heart for free⠀\n⠀\nYou seem unaware of all the money you could earn⠀\nIf you wanna get the gold⠀\nWell there is stuff you gotta learn⠀\nMilk the humans of their kindness⠀\n⠀\nYou. Want. It. Need. It.⠀\nDon’t. You. See?⠀\nBut if you wanna make your screen green⠀\nYou’re gonna need my Kromer key⠀\n⠀\nRight here in Cyber City!⠀\n⠀\nBest deals! Best wheels! ⠀\n⠀\nBut you can get it back! Ha ha ha! Yes you can!⠀\n⠀\nBigger, bigger, better like the telephone was telling me ⠀\nSpend a hand, lend a grand⠀\nWho’s gonna patronize a little bitty⠀\nTwo by four kinda store anymore?⠀\nGotta go! Gotta get! Gotta get on and go!⠀\nMake a deal! ⠀\n⠀\nHot tip! 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Mighty proud to say it!⠀\n[00:42.66] Yes I’m mighty proud to say it! [[Yes sir]]!⠀\n[00:44.81] Don’t you want to have a little fun [[little sponge]]??⠀\n[00:46.34] Little something to pluck you from the glum humdrum???⠀\n[00:47.80] Live comfortably [[capital at risk]] [[yum yum]]⠀\n[00:49.68] Listen up! For the offer only comes just once!⠀\n[00:51.32] ⠀[[Hey chum!]] I can see you’re having violent thoughts⠀\n[00:53.01] But don’t you wanna wanna be a be a [[big shot!]]⠀\n[00:54.72] ⠀[[Enquire today!]] While the secret’s in stock!⠀\n[00:56.56] All you gotta do is⠀\n[00:57.52] ⠀[[Hyperlink blocked]]⠀\n[00:58.53] I used to be nothing but the email guy⠀\n[01:00.28] Now I’m the [[It burns! Ow! Stop! Help me! 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It’s for Y O U.⠀\n  start_ms: 142540\n  end_ms: 145090\n- text: Wanna know a secret…?⠀\n  start_ms: 145090\n  end_ms: 146780\n- text: ⠀[[Hyperlink blocked]]⠀\n  start_ms: 146780\n  end_ms: 147430\n- text: ⠀[[You too can]] have a [[communion]] with⠀\n  start_ms: 147430\n  end_ms: 150100\n- text: ⠀[[unintelligible laughter]]⠀\n  start_ms: 150100\n  end_ms: 151310\n- text: Soon I’ll even surpass that damned...⠀\n  start_ms: 151310\n  end_ms: 153110\n- text: ⠀[[clown around town!]]⠀\n  start_ms: 153110\n  end_ms: 154110\n- text: We’ve got never bettered bargains, we’ve got deals you won’t believe⠀\n  start_ms: 154110\n  end_ms: 157310\n- text: We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need⠀\n  start_ms: 157310\n  end_ms: 160630\n- text: If you’ll pardon us the jargon here’s our Darkner guarantee⠀\n  start_ms: 160630\n  end_ms: 164030\n- text: We take cash or card or credit, but we’ll take your heart for free⠀\n  start_ms: 164030\n  end_ms: 167830\n- text: Holy [[cungadero]] there you [[funky]] little [[worm]]⠀\n  start_ms: 167830\n  end_ms: 169620\n- text: You seem unaware of all the money you could earn⠀\n  start_ms: 169620\n  end_ms: 171270\n- text: If you wanna get the gold⠀\n  start_ms: 171270\n  end_ms: 172150\n- text: Well there is stuff you gotta learn⠀\n  start_ms: 172150\n  end_ms: 173070\n- text: Milk the humans of their kindness⠀\n  start_ms: 173070\n  end_ms: 173920\n- text: Then there’s [[butter to be churned]]⠀\n  start_ms: 173920\n  end_ms: 174860\n- text: You. Want. It. Need. It.⠀\n  start_ms: 174860\n  end_ms: 176670\n- text: Don’t. You. See?⠀\n  start_ms: 176670\n  end_ms: 177910\n- text: But if you wanna make your screen green⠀\n  start_ms: 177910\n  end_ms: 179830\n- text: You’re gonna need my Kromer key⠀\n  start_ms: 179830\n  end_ms: 181340\n- text: Yes you’ve got trouble my friend [[whadayatalk?]]⠀\n  start_ms: 181340\n  end_ms: 182600\n- text: Right here in Cyber City!⠀\n  start_ms: 182600\n  end_ms: 184590\n- text: See I used to be a [[top notch]] [[big shot!]]⠀\n  start_ms: 184590\n  end_ms: 185990\n- text: Best deals! Best wheels! ⠀\n  start_ms: 185990\n  end_ms: 186950\n- text: Best [[best prices in the tri-state area]]⠀\n  start_ms: 186950\n  end_ms: 188510\n- text: But you can get it back! Ha ha ha! 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If it isn’t a...⠀\n  Lightner! Hey hey hey!⠀\n  ⠀\n  you are?⠀\n  ?⠀\n  Living in a goddamn garbage can?!⠀\n  Haeahaeahaeahaeah!⠀\n  ⠀\n  you do not wish to acknowledge⠀\n  ⠀\n  ⠀\n  In your community⠀\n  Hey kid, look at you! Right time, right place⠀\n  Right money in your pocket!⠀\n  You’re so lucky! Very lucky! Oh so very very lucky!⠀\n  ⠀\n  ⠀\n  ⠀\n  Mighty proud to say it! Mighty proud to say it!⠀\n  !⠀\n  ??⠀\n  Little something to pluck you from the glum humdrum???⠀\n  ⠀\n  Listen up! For the offer only comes just once!⠀\n  I can see you’re having violent thoughts⠀\n  ⠀\n  While the secret’s in stock!⠀\n  All you gotta do is⠀\n  ⠀\n  I used to be nothing but the email guy⠀\n  guy!⠀\n  We’ve got never bettered bargains, we’ve got deals you won’t believe⠀\n  We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need⠀\n  If you’ll pardon us the jargon here’s our Darkner guarantee⠀\n  We take cash or card or credit, but we’ll take your heart for free⠀\n  ⠀\n  ⠀\n  ⠀\n  ⠀\n  All you’ve ever dreamed of, shining, glistening!⠀\n  !⠀\n  You can have it! You can have it! Say the word, it’s yours!⠀\n  Eahaehaehaehaeh! I wasn’t listening⠀\n  See it says just here, right here, last year⠀\n  On the third of the fourth at five-o-six⠀\n  !⠀\n  ⠀\n  Little tippy tap kitty catalyst⠀\n  Now we have a list⠀\n  And we’ll guess what every habit is⠀\n  Wanna buy a cat flap? Cat food? Catchup? Catamaran?⠀\n  You’ll be categorically catatonic⠀\n  At the catalogue of categories I have at my hands⠀\n  ⠀\n  !⠀\n  You’d better cancel your plans⠀\n  !⠀\n  Wanna buy a cat plush? Plush toy? Toy box? Box wine?⠀\n  Why won’t Mike just call me...⠀\n  Backgammon? Ham and eggs? Egg chair? Chair bed?⠀\n  Bed bath? Bath sponge?⠀\n  ⠀\n  Life boat? Boat shoe? Shoestring? String bean?⠀\n  Bean bag? Bagpipes? Pipe bomb? Bomber jacket?⠀\n  Jackdaw? Doorstop?⠀\n  ⠀\n  Stopwatch? Watchdog? Dog collar? Colorado?⠀\n  Adderall? Ads are all seeping. Ping pong? Ponchos?⠀\n  Choke chains? Chainsaws? Swordfish-shish kebab-bobcat?⠀\n  ⠀\n  don’t you?⠀\n  ?⠀\n  You can do it! Yes it’s true it’s really true⠀\n  There’s nothing to it, I can prove it⠀\n  Hear the registers ring!⠀\n  Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring.⠀\n  You’re kidding? It’s for Y O U.⠀\n  Wanna know a secret…?⠀\n  ⠀\n  with⠀\n  ⠀\n  Soon I’ll even surpass that damned...⠀\n  ⠀\n  We’ve got never bettered bargains, we’ve got deals you won’t believe⠀\n  We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need⠀\n  If you’ll pardon us the jargon here’s our Darkner guarantee⠀\n  We take cash or card or credit, but we’ll take your heart for free⠀\n  ⠀\n  You seem unaware of all the money you could earn⠀\n  If you wanna get the gold⠀\n  Well there is stuff you gotta learn⠀\n  Milk the humans of their kindness⠀\n  ⠀\n  You. Want. It. Need. It.⠀\n  Don’t. You. See?⠀\n  But if you wanna make your screen green⠀\n  You’re gonna need my Kromer key⠀\n  ⠀\n  Right here in Cyber City!⠀\n  ⠀\n  Best deals! Best wheels! ⠀\n  ⠀\n  But you can get it back! Ha ha ha! Yes you can!⠀\n  ⠀\n  Bigger, bigger, better like the telephone was telling me ⠀\n  Spend a hand, lend a grand⠀\n  Who’s gonna patronize a little bitty⠀\n  Two by four kinda store anymore?⠀\n  Gotta go! Gotta get! Gotta get on and go!⠀\n  Make a deal! ⠀\n  ⠀\n  Hot tip! Drop shipping! 4, 3, 2, 1!⠀\n  Not skipping offers wired into your inbox⠀\n  ⠀\n  All this and more, click...⠀\n  ⠀\n  Can anyone hear me?⠀\n  Help…⠀\n  Mike…⠀\n  Mike?⠀\n  We’ve got never bettered bargains, we’ve got deals you won’t believe⠀\n  We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need⠀\n  If you’ll pardon us the jargon here’s our Darkner guarantee⠀\n  We take cash or card or credit, but we’ll take your heart for free⠀\n  Know that I’m the best in policy!⠀\n  do you want to end in poverty?⠀\n  Buddy, I’m the one to help invest it properly!⠀\n  !⠀\n  It’s a super, bumper, liquidation, last chance⠀\n  First day, half price, fire sale like never before!⠀\n  And it’s there to explore, when you step in the door⠀\n  The very model of a modern major general store!⠀\n  But the fact is everybody’s gotta have it, gotta have it⠀\n  Those who have it really have it⠀\n  If you haven’t, well you’ve had it, couldn’t hack it⠀\n  Now the haven’ts haven’t had it⠀\n  and the haves are very glad its⠀\n  Just the haven’ts that’re lacking what they’re having⠀\n  Now the ads have got the traffic⠀\n  And we’ve grabbed your demographic⠀\n  So you’re packing up your basket⠀\n  Cos your dad has gotta have it⠀\n  He’ll be sad if you don’t wrap it with a tag, it’ll be tragic⠀\n  So you’re manically grabbing at the shelves amid the panic⠀\n  Seems that everybody has it, man you really gotta have it⠀\n  So you get it, you’re ecstatic, but a crackle in the static⠀\n  And the it is out of fashion, just a fad, a piece of plastic⠀\n  So you trash it then you get back into your car⠀\n  cos you don’t have it⠀\n  And the fact is everybody’s gotta have it, gotta have it⠀\n  Those who have it really have it⠀\n  If you haven’t, well you’ve had it, couldn’t hack it⠀\n  Now the haven’ts haven’t had it⠀\n  and the hads are very glad its⠀\n  what a mouthful!⠀\n  ⠀\n  There ain’t nothing to be scared of⠀\n  till there’s fees to be paid⠀\n  !⠀\n  Regional ratings are lethally fading⠀\n  Screaming and raving, ceaseless appraising⠀\n  ⠀\n  Legally grey but sweet with the phrasing⠀\n  Feet in the grave but gleefully trading⠀\n  ⠀\n  myself⠀\n  ⠀\n  ⠀\n  ⠀\n  already!⠀\n  ⠀\n  ⠀\n"},{"id":8282481,"name":"Ad Infinitum","trackName":"Ad Infinitum","artistName":"The Stupendium","albumName":"null","duration":309.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":true,"plainLyrics":"Woah! If it isn't a Lightner!\nHey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!\nLooks like you're all alone on a late night?\nAll your friends abandoned you for the slime you are?\nSales gone down the drain? Drain?\nLiving in a goddamn garbage can?\nHae-ahaa-hae-ahaa-eah!\n\nFriend, either you're closing your eyes\nTo savings you do not wish to acknowledge\nOr you are not aware of the calibre of discounts\nIndicated by the presence of a heart-shaped object\nIn your community\n\nHey, kid, look at you! Right time, right place!\nRipe for the picking! Right money in your pocket!\nYou're so lucky! Very lucky! Oh, so very, very lucky!\nThat you get to be investing in this Very Special Product\nFrom everybody's favourite number one rated salesman\nCirca 1997, mighty proud to say it! Mighty proud to say it!\nYes, I'm mighty proud to say it! Yes, sir!\n\nDon't you wanna have a little fun, little sponge?\nLittle something to pluck you from the glum humdrum?\nLive comfortably, capital at risk! Yum, yum!\nListen up! For the offer only comes just once!\nHey, chum! I can see you're having violent thoughts!\nBut don't you wanna, wanna be a, be a big shot?\nEnquire today! While the secret's in stock!\nAll you gotta do is\nHyperlink blocked\n\nI used to be nothing but the email guy\nNow I'm the \"It burns! Ow! Stop! Stop! Help me! It burns!\" guy\n\nWe've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\nWe can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\nIf you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\nWe take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\nAre you feeling down? Have you lost control?\nIs your life a mess? Do your friends despise you?\nWell, here's one weird trick discovered by a mom\nAnd I'm sure number five will surprise you\n\nAll you've ever dreamed of, shining, glistening\nGotta buckle up! Grab life by the silly string!\nYou can have it! You can have it! Say the word, it's yours!\nEahaehaehaehaeh! 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Yes, sir!\n\n  Don't you wanna have a little fun, little sponge?\n  Little something to pluck you from the glum humdrum?\n  Live comfortably, capital at risk! Yum, yum!\n  Listen up! For the offer only comes just once!\n  Hey, chum! I can see you're having violent thoughts!\n  But don't you wanna, wanna be a, be a big shot?\n  Enquire today! While the secret's in stock!\n  All you gotta do is\n  Hyperlink blocked\n\n  I used to be nothing but the email guy\n  Now I'm the \"It burns! Ow! Stop! Stop! Help me! It burns!\" guy\n\n  We've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\n  We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\n  If you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\n  We take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\n  Are you feeling down? Have you lost control?\n  Is your life a mess? Do your friends despise you?\n  Well, here's one weird trick discovered by a mom\n  And I'm sure number five will surprise you\n\n  All you've ever dreamed of, shining, glistening\n  Gotta buckle up! Grab life by the silly string!\n  You can have it! You can have it! Say the word, it's yours!\n  Eahaehaehaehaeh! I wasn't listening\n\n  See, it says just here, right here, last year\n  On the third of the fourth at five-o-six\n  You searched cat pics online, well, that's just fine\n  Moist, delicious cookies\n\n  Little tippy tap kitty catalyst\n  Now we have a list\n  And we'll guess what ever habit is\n  Wanna buy a cat flap? Cat food? Catchup? Catamaran?\n  You'll be categorically catatonic\n\n  At the catalogue of categories I have at my hands\n  A cavalcade of all your favourite brands\n  An advertism schism cataclysm, cash on demand!\n  You'd better cancel your plans!\n  Cash for the crackers and the pickles and the flypaper!\n\n  Wanna buy a cat plush? Plush toy? Toy box? Box wine?\n  Why won't Mike just call me?\n  Backgammon? Ham and eggs? Egg chair? Chair bed?\n  Bed bath? Bath sponge?\n  Sponge who hates it's $4.99?\n  Lifeboat? Boat shoe? Shoestring? String bean?\n  Bean bag? Bagpipes? Pipe bomb? Bomber jacket?\n  Jackdaw? Doorstop?\n  Stop! No, please! Don't take my furniture!\n\n  Stopwatch? Watchdog? Dog collar? Colorado?\n  Adderall? Ads are all seeping! Ping pong? Ponchos?\n  Choke chains? Chainsaws? Swordfish-shish kebab-bobcat?\n  Do you want a cat or not?\n\n  Well, you wanna be a big shot, don't you?\n  Don't you wanna be the next big thing?\n  You can do it! Yes, it's true, it's really true\n  There's nothing to it, I can prove it!\n  Hear the registers ring!\n\n  Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring\n  You're kidding? It's for you\n  Wanna know a secret?\n  Hyperlink blocked\n\n  You too can have a communion with-\n  Soon, I'll even surpass that damned clown around town!\n\n  We've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\n  We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\n  If you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\n  We take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\n  Holy cungadero, there, you funky, little worm\n  You seem unaware of all the money you could earn\n  If you wanna get the gold\n  Well, there is stuff you gotta learn\n  Milk the humans of their kindness\n  Then there's butter to be churned\n\n  You, want, it, need, it!\n  Don't, you, see?\n  But if you wanna make your screen green\n  You're gonna need my Kromer key\n\n  Yes, you've got trouble, my friend! Whadayatalk?\n  Right here in Cyber City!\n  See, I used to be a top-notch! Big shot!\n  Best deals! Best wheels! Best prices in the tri-state area\n\n  But you can get it back! Ha-ha-ha! Yes, you can!\n  All you gotta do is follow through my 12-step plan\n  Bigger, bigger, better, like the telephone was telling me\n  You gotta know the territory! Spend a hand, lend a hand\n\n  Who's gonna patronise a little bitty\n  Two by four kinda store anymore?\n  Gotta go! Gotta get! Gotta get on and go!\n  Make a deal! Big deal! High score! Our store is closing!\n\n  Hot tip! Drop shipping! Four, three, two, one!\n  Not skipping offers wired into your inbox\n  Swing by the gift shop! Think of the big shot!\n  All this and more, click\n  Hyperlink blocked\n\n  Can anyone hear me?\n  Help\n  Mike\n  Mike?\n  Ha-ha-ha-ha!\n\n  We've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\n  We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\n  If you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\n  We take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\n  Insurance! Know that I'm the best in policy!\n  Honestly, do you wanna end in poverty?\n  Buddy, I'm the one to help invest it properly!\n  I'm here to talk about extended warranty!\n\n  It's a super, bumper, liquidation, last chance\n  First day, half price, fire sale like never before!\n  And it's there to explore, when you step in the door\n  The very model of a modern major general store!\n\n  But the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it\n  Those who have it really have it\n  If you haven't, well, you've had it, couldn't hack it\n  Now the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's\n  Just the haven'ts that're lacking what they're having\n\n  Now the ads have got the traffic\n  And we've grabbed your demographic\n  So you're packing up your basket\n  'Cause your dad has gotta have it\n  He'll be sad if you don't wrap it with a tag, it'll be tragic\n  So you're manically grabbing at the shelves amid the panic\n\n  Seems that everybody has it, man, you really gotta have it\n  So you get it, you're ecstatic, but a crackle in the static\n  And the it is out of fashion, just a fad, a piece of plastic\n  So you trash it, then you get back in your car 'cause you don't have it\n\n  And the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it\n  Those who have it really have it\n  If you haven't, well, you've had it, couldn't hack it\n  Now the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's\n  Hochi mama! What a mouthful!\n\n  In the encyclopedia of being afraid\n  There ain't nothing to be scared of 'til there's fees to be paid\n  There's deals to be made with seasonal savings!\n  Regional ratings are lethally fading\n\n  Screaming and raving, ceaseless appraising\n  Neat, little plate with a needless engraving\n  Legally grey, but sweet with the phrasing\n  Feet in the grave, but gleefully trading\n\n  Feeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\n  Deals so good I'll-, myself\n  Feeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\n  Gone with the sugar barrel, pickle barrel, milk pan\n  Feeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\n  I can feel that smooth taste already!\n  Feeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\n  Hyperlink blocked\n"},{"id":31424010,"name":"Ad Infinitum","trackName":"Ad Infinitum","artistName":"The Stupendium","albumName":"5:09","duration":309.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Woah! If it isn't a Lightner!\nHey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!\nLooks like you're all alone on a late night?\nAll your friends abandoned you for the slime you are?\nSales gone down the drain? Drain?\nLiving in a goddamn garbage can?\nHae-ahaa-hae-ahaa-eah!\n\nFriend, either you're closing your eyes\nTo savings you do not wish to acknowledge\nOr you are not aware of the calibre of discounts\nIndicated by the presence of a heart-shaped object\nIn your community\n\nHey, kid, look at you! Right time, right place!\nRipe for the picking! Right money in your pocket!\nYou're so lucky! Very lucky! Oh, so very, very lucky!\nThat you get to be investing in this Very Special Product\nFrom everybody's favourite number one rated salesman\nCirca 1997, mighty proud to say it! Mighty proud to say it!\nYes, I'm mighty proud to say it! Yes, sir!\n\nDon't you wanna have a little fun, little sponge?\nLittle something to pluck you from the glum humdrum?\nLive comfortably, capital at risk! Yum, yum!\nListen up! For the offer only comes just once!\nHey, chum! I can see you're having violent thoughts!\nBut don't you wanna, wanna be a, be a big shot?\nEnquire today! While the secret's in stock!\nAll you gotta do is\nHyperlink blocked\n\nI used to be nothing but the email guy\nNow I'm the \"It burns! Ow! Stop! Stop! Help me! It burns!\" guy\n\nWe've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\nWe can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\nIf you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\nWe take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\nAre you feeling down? Have you lost control?\nIs your life a mess? Do your friends despise you?\nWell, here's one weird trick discovered by a mom\nAnd I'm sure number five will surprise you\n\nAll you've ever dreamed of, shining, glistening\nGotta buckle up! Grab life by the silly string!\nYou can have it! You can have it! Say the word, it's yours!\nEahaehaehaehaeh! I wasn't listening\n\nSee, it says just here, right here, last year\nOn the third of the fourth at five-o-six\nYou searched cat pics online, well, that's just fine\nMoist, delicious cookies\n\nLittle tippy tap kitty catalyst\nNow we have a list\nAnd we'll guess what ever habit is\nWanna buy a cat flap? Cat food? Catchup? Catamaran?\nYou'll be categorically catatonic\n\nAt the catalogue of categories I have at my hands\nA cavalcade of all your favourite brands\nAn advertism schism cataclysm, cash on demand!\nYou'd better cancel your plans!\nCash for the crackers and the pickles and the flypaper!\n\nWanna buy a cat plush? Plush toy? Toy box? Box wine?\nWhy won't Mike just call me?\nBackgammon? Ham and eggs? Egg chair? Chair bed?\nBed bath? Bath sponge?\nSponge who hates it's $4.99?\nLifeboat? Boat shoe? Shoestring? String bean?\nBean bag? Bagpipes? Pipe bomb? Bomber jacket?\nJackdaw? Doorstop?\nStop! No, please! Don't take my furniture!\n\nStopwatch? Watchdog? Dog collar? Colorado?\nAdderall? Ads are all seeping! Ping pong? Ponchos?\nChoke chains? Chainsaws? Swordfish-shish kebab-bobcat?\nDo you want a cat or not?\n\nWell, you wanna be a big shot, don't you?\nDon't you wanna be the next big thing?\nYou can do it! Yes, it's true, it's really true\nThere's nothing to it, I can prove it!\nHear the registers ring!\n\nRing, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring\nYou're kidding? It's for you\nWanna know a secret?\nHyperlink blocked\n\nYou too can have a communion with-\nSoon, I'll even surpass that damned clown around town!\n\nWe've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\nWe can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\nIf you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\nWe take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\nHoly cungadero, there, you funky, little worm\nYou seem unaware of all the money you could earn\nIf you wanna get the gold\nWell, there is stuff you gotta learn\nMilk the humans of their kindness\nThen there's butter to be churned\n\nYou, want, it, need, it!\nDon't, you, see?\nBut if you wanna make your screen green\nYou're gonna need my Kromer key\n\nYes, you've got trouble, my friend! Whadayatalk?\nRight here in Cyber City!\nSee, I used to be a top-notch! Big shot!\nBest deals! Best wheels! Best prices in the tri-state area\n\nBut you can get it back! Ha-ha-ha! Yes, you can!\nAll you gotta do is follow through my 12-step plan\nBigger, bigger, better, like the telephone was telling me\nYou gotta know the territory! Spend a hand, lend a hand\n\nWho's gonna patronise a little bitty\nTwo by four kinda store anymore?\nGotta go! Gotta get! Gotta get on and go!\nMake a deal! Big deal! High score! Our store is closing!\n\nHot tip! Drop shipping! Four, three, two, one!\nNot skipping offers wired into your inbox\nSwing by the gift shop! Think of the big shot!\nAll this and more, click\nHyperlink blocked\n\nCan anyone hear me?\nHelp\nMike\nMike?\nHa-ha-ha-ha!\n\nWe've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\nWe can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\nIf you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\nWe take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\nInsurance! Know that I'm the best in policy!\nHonestly, do you wanna end in poverty?\nBuddy, I'm the one to help invest it properly!\nI'm here to talk about extended warranty!\n\nIt's a super, bumper, liquidation, last chance\nFirst day, half price, fire sale like never before!\nAnd it's there to explore, when you step in the door\nThe very model of a modern major general store!\n\nBut the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it\nThose who have it really have it\nIf you haven't, well, you've had it, couldn't hack it\nNow the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's\nJust the haven'ts that're lacking what they're having\n\nNow the ads have got the traffic\nAnd we've grabbed your demographic\nSo you're packing up your basket\n'Cause your dad has gotta have it\nHe'll be sad if you don't wrap it with a tag, it'll be tragic\nSo you're manically grabbing at the shelves amid the panic\n\nSeems that everybody has it, man, you really gotta have it\nSo you get it, you're ecstatic, but a crackle in the static\nAnd the it is out of fashion, just a fad, a piece of plastic\nSo you trash it, then you get back in your car 'cause you don't have it\n\nAnd the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it\nThose who have it really have it\nIf you haven't, well, you've had it, couldn't hack it\nNow the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's\nHochi mama! What a mouthful!\n\nIn the encyclopedia of being afraid\nThere ain't nothing to be scared of 'til there's fees to be paid\nThere's deals to be made with seasonal savings!\nRegional ratings are lethally fading\n\nScreaming and raving, ceaseless appraising\nNeat, little plate with a needless engraving\nLegally grey, but sweet with the phrasing\nFeet in the grave, but gleefully trading\n\nFeeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\nDeals so good I'll-, myself\nFeeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\nGone with the sugar barrel, pickle barrel, milk pan\nFeeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\nI can feel that smooth taste already!\nFeeding the cravings, eat, little plaything\nHyperlink blocked","syncedLyrics":"[00:04.27] Woah! If it isn't a Lightner!\n[00:06.41] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!\n[00:07.76] Looks like you're all alone on a late night?\n[00:09.28] All your friends abandoned you for the slime you are?\n[00:12.49] Sales gone down the drain? Drain?\n[00:14.47] Living in a goddamn garbage can?\n[00:16.81] Hae-ahaa-hae-ahaa-eah!\n[00:19.23] Friend, either you're closing your eyes\n[00:21.21] To savings you do not wish to acknowledge\n[00:23.31] Or you are not aware of the calibre of discounts\n[00:25.38] Indicated by the presence of a heart-shaped object\n[00:27.60] In your community\n[00:30.65] Hey, kid, look at you! Right time, right place!\n[00:32.35] Ripe for the picking! Right money in your pocket!\n[00:34.05] You're so lucky! Very lucky! Oh, so very, very lucky!\n[00:35.85] That you get to be investing in this Very Special Product\n[00:37.48] From everybody's favourite number one rated salesman\n[00:39.92] Circa 1997, mighty proud to say it! Mighty proud to say it!\n[00:42.62] Yes, I'm mighty proud to say it! Yes, sir!\n[00:44.63] Don't you wanna have a little fun, little sponge?\n[00:46.08] Little something to pluck you from the glum humdrum?\n[00:47.93] Live comfortably, capital at risk! 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If it isn't a Lightner!\nHey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!\nLooks like you're all alone on a late night?\nAll your friends abandoned you for the slime you are?\nSales gone down the drain? Drain?\nLiving in a goddamn garbage can?\nHae-ahaa-hae-ahaa-eah!\n\nFriend, either you're closing your eyes\nTo savings you do not wish to acknowledge\nOr you are not aware of the calibre of discounts\nIndicated by the presence of a heart-shaped object\nIn your community\n\nHey, kid, look at you! Right time, right place!\nRipe for the picking! Right money in your pocket!\nYou're so lucky! Very lucky! Oh, so very, very lucky!\nThat you get to be investing in this Very Special Product\nFrom everybody's favourite number one rated salesman\nCirca 1997, mighty proud to say it! Mighty proud to say it!\nYes, I'm mighty proud to say it! Yes, sir!\n\nDon't you wanna have a little fun, little sponge?\nLittle something to pluck you from the glum humdrum?\nLive comfortably, capital at risk! Yum, yum!\nListen up! 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I wasn't listening\n\nSee, it says just here, right here, last year\nOn the third of the fourth at five-o-six\nYou searched cat pics online, well, that's just fine\nMoist, delicious cookies\n\nLittle tippy tap kitty catalyst\nNow we have a list\nAnd we'll guess what ever habit is\nWanna buy a cat flap? Cat food? Catchup? Catamaran?\nYou'll be categorically catatonic\n\nAt the catalogue of categories I have at my hands\nA cavalcade of all your favourite brands\nAn advertism schism cataclysm, cash on demand!\nYou'd better cancel your plans!\nCash for the crackers and the pickles and the flypaper!\n\nWanna buy a cat plush? Plush toy? Toy box? Box wine?\nWhy won't Mike just call me?\nBackgammon? Ham and eggs? Egg chair? Chair bed?\nBed bath? Bath sponge?\nSponge who hates it's $4.99?\nLifeboat? Boat shoe? Shoestring? String bean?\nBean bag? Bagpipes? Pipe bomb? Bomber jacket?\nJackdaw? Doorstop?\nStop! No, please! Don't take my furniture!\n\nStopwatch? Watchdog? Dog collar? 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Yes, you can!\nAll you gotta do is follow through my 12-step plan\nBigger, bigger, better, like the telephone was telling me\nYou gotta know the territory! Spend a hand, lend a hand\n\nWho's gonna patronise a little bitty\nTwo by four kinda store anymore?\nGotta go! Gotta get! Gotta get on and go!\nMake a deal! Big deal! High score! Our store is closing!\n\nHot tip! Drop shipping! Four, three, two, one!\nNot skipping offers wired into your inbox\nSwing by the gift shop! Think of the big shot!\nAll this and more, click\nHyperlink blocked\n\nCan anyone hear me?\nHelp\nMike\nMike?\nHa-ha-ha-ha!\n\nWe've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\nWe can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\nIf you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\nWe take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\nInsurance! Know that I'm the best in policy!\nHonestly, do you wanna end in poverty?\nBuddy, I'm the one to help invest it properly!\nI'm here to talk about extended warranty!\n\nIt's a super, bumper, liquidation, last chance\nFirst day, half price, fire sale like never before!\nAnd it's there to explore, when you step in the door\nThe very model of a modern major general store!\n\nBut the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it\nThose who have it really have it\nIf you haven't, well, you've had it, couldn't hack it\nNow the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's\nJust the haven'ts that're lacking what they're having\n\nNow the ads have got the traffic\nAnd we've grabbed your demographic\nSo you're packing up your basket\n'Cause your dad has gotta have it\nHe'll be sad if you don't wrap it with a tag, it'll be tragic\nSo you're manically grabbing at the shelves amid the panic\n\nSeems that everybody has it, man, you really gotta have it\nSo you get it, you're ecstatic, but a crackle in the static\nAnd the it is out of fashion, just a fad, a piece of plastic\nSo you trash it, then you get back in your car 'cause you don't have it\n\nAnd the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it\nThose who have it really have it\nIf you haven't, well, you've had it, couldn't hack it\nNow the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's\nHochi mama! 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For the offer only comes just once!\n  start_ms: 49400\n  end_ms: 51120\n- text: Hey, chum! I can see you're having violent thoughts!\n  start_ms: 51120\n  end_ms: 52930\n- text: But don't you wanna, wanna be a, be a big shot?\n  start_ms: 52930\n  end_ms: 54680\n- text: Enquire today! While the secret's in stock!\n  start_ms: 54680\n  end_ms: 56370\n- text: All you gotta do is\n  start_ms: 56370\n  end_ms: 57550\n- text: Hyperlink blocked\n  start_ms: 57550\n  end_ms: 58190\n- text: I used to be nothing but the email guy\n  start_ms: 58190\n  end_ms: 60330\n- text: Now I'm the \"It burns! Ow! Stop! Stop! Help me! 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Whadayatalk?\n  start_ms: 181020\n  end_ms: 182610\n- text: Right here in Cyber City!\n  start_ms: 182610\n  end_ms: 184310\n- text: See, I used to be a top-notch! Big shot!\n  start_ms: 184310\n  end_ms: 185840\n- text: Best deals! Best wheels! Best prices in the tri-state area\n  start_ms: 185840\n  end_ms: 188560\n- text: But you can get it back! Ha-ha-ha! Yes, you can!\n  start_ms: 188560\n  end_ms: 190020\n- text: All you gotta do is follow through my 12-step plan\n  start_ms: 190020\n  end_ms: 191720\n- text: Bigger, bigger, better, like the telephone was telling me\n  start_ms: 191720\n  end_ms: 193530\n- text: You gotta know the territory! Spend a hand, lend a hand\n  start_ms: 193530\n  end_ms: 195410\n- text: Who's gonna patronise a little bitty\n  start_ms: 195410\n  end_ms: 196670\n- text: Two by four kinda store anymore?\n  start_ms: 196670\n  end_ms: 198020\n- text: Gotta go! Gotta get! Gotta get on and go!\n  start_ms: 198020\n  end_ms: 199930\n- text: Make a deal! 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If it isn't a Lightner!\n  Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!\n  Looks like you're all alone on a late night?\n  All your friends abandoned you for the slime you are?\n  Sales gone down the drain? Drain?\n  Living in a goddamn garbage can?\n  Hae-ahaa-hae-ahaa-eah!\n\n  Friend, either you're closing your eyes\n  To savings you do not wish to acknowledge\n  Or you are not aware of the calibre of discounts\n  Indicated by the presence of a heart-shaped object\n  In your community\n\n  Hey, kid, look at you! Right time, right place!\n  Ripe for the picking! Right money in your pocket!\n  You're so lucky! Very lucky! Oh, so very, very lucky!\n  That you get to be investing in this Very Special Product\n  From everybody's favourite number one rated salesman\n  Circa 1997, mighty proud to say it! Mighty proud to say it!\n  Yes, I'm mighty proud to say it! Yes, sir!\n\n  Don't you wanna have a little fun, little sponge?\n  Little something to pluck you from the glum humdrum?\n  Live comfortably, capital at risk! Yum, yum!\n  Listen up! For the offer only comes just once!\n  Hey, chum! I can see you're having violent thoughts!\n  But don't you wanna, wanna be a, be a big shot?\n  Enquire today! While the secret's in stock!\n  All you gotta do is\n  Hyperlink blocked\n\n  I used to be nothing but the email guy\n  Now I'm the \"It burns! Ow! Stop! Stop! Help me! It burns!\" guy\n\n  We've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\n  We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\n  If you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\n  We take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\n  Are you feeling down? Have you lost control?\n  Is your life a mess? 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Yes, sir!\n\n  Don't you wanna have a little fun, little sponge?\n  Little something to pluck you from the glum humdrum?\n  Live comfortably, capital at risk! Yum, yum!\n  Listen up! For the offer only comes just once!\n  Hey, chum! I can see you're having violent thoughts!\n  But don't you wanna, wanna be a, be a big shot?\n  Enquire today! While the secret's in stock!\n  All you gotta do is\n  Hyperlink blocked\n\n  I used to be nothing but the email guy\n  Now I'm the \"It burns! Ow! Stop! Stop! Help me! It burns!\" guy\n\n  We've got never bettered bargains, we've got deals you won't believe\n  We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need\n  If you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner guarantee\n  We take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free\n\n  Are you feeling down? Have you lost control?\n  Is your life a mess? 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