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(Yeah?)\nDo you want a guy with an average dick?\nHell no!\nThen, wait you don't?\nNo, you honkey dick\n\nOkay that's cool, no that's fine\nI promise, I'm so self conscious\nThat's why you never see me skinny dippin' in August\nAlways walkin' around with my hands in my pockets\nTrying to pump blood into my guy Alfonso\nI mean, goddamn I don't think you girls understand\nI've had a complex since that song Short Short Man\nAnd even though girls have told me that I'm big\nWhen I watch a porno I feel like a little kid\n\nI mean, let's take Ron Jeremy\nNow if a girl sees him she'll compare him to me\nAnd every MC in hip-hop has got a huge cock\nOr at least talks about it in every song that they've got\nI mean, shit\nIf I was really hung I'd make a whole album called Me and My Dick\nWith interludes of all the girls that I'd been with\nAnd talk about my package and multiple orgasms\n'Cause all that I see is that size does matter\nWe got Enzite, penis pumps surgery to Viagra\nBut when it all adds up you can't really change it\nI'm not a porno star, I just gotta face it\n\nYou know, what can I do\nThis song goes out to like all the like little bit above average dudes\nSo like all the small dudes, medium dudes but all you big guys stop\n\nThis is my penis song\nI wish that I had a bigger shlong\nOne that was quite a bit more thick and way more long\nFellas if y'all feel me sing along","syncedLyrics":"[00:00.36] Ladies and gentlemen\n[00:03.14] Introducing, the penis song\n[00:08.41] (Oh no he didn't)\n[00:09.47] (Honk a dick)\n[00:09.71] This is my penis song\n[00:13.52] I wish that I had a bigger shlong\n[00:18.35] One that was quite a bit more thick and way more long\n[00:23.44] One of those porno king kong dongs\n[00:27.61] Check it out, yo, uh\n[00:29.35] I wish my dick was bigger, yup I can admit it\n[00:31.98] I'm above average on inches but I want a damn double digit\n[00:34.43] If I had a big ol' cock, what would I do?\n[00:36.56] I'd probably go to Florida and show it Katrina and screw\n[00:39.25] Get buck naked and start streaking at my school\n[00:41.49] And get arrested but at least the girls would be impressed\n[00:43.72] With my third leg and, and then I'd go to a keg and\n[00:46.46] Do a keg stand, get drunk and do the running man\n[00:48.87] With no clothes on just to show off\n[00:51.15] My dick's bigger than yours when mine is cold and soft\n[00:53.96] Haha, oh yeah I forgot that's not really the cock that I have\n[00:58.20] I went out and party-bagged 'em and quickly opened the package\n[01:00.67] And it fit me like Kriss Kross's old school starter jackets\n[01:03.33] Trying to convince myself like, \"Size doesn't matter\"\n[01:05.70] Anyways I'd probably just put it on backwards 'cause I mean\n[01:08.27] I know that God made us all different and special\n[01:09.96] But shit did he really have to invent lopsided testicles?\n[01:13.92] I don't have them I just feel bad for the like you know the guys with like\n[01:17.60] Their left one hangs like lower than the right, kinda like a lazy eye like on your\n[01:22.85] Balls\n[01:23.71] I mean I don't know, I just feel bad\n[01:26.17] This is my penis song\n[01:30.01] I wish that I had a bigger shlong\n[01:34.86] One that was quite a bit more thick and way more long\n[01:39.48] Fellas if y'all feel me, sing along\n[01:45.89] Yo ladies (Yeah?)\n[01:47.47] Ladies! (Yeah?)\n[01:48.30] Do you want a guy with an average dick?\n[01:50.13] Hell no!\n[01:50.71] Then, wait you don't?\n[01:52.51] No, you honkey dick\n[01:53.28] Okay that's cool, no that's fine\n[01:55.70] I promise, I'm so self conscious\n[01:58.15] That's why you never see me skinny dippin' in August\n[02:00.35] Always walkin' around with my hands in my pockets\n[02:02.75] Trying to pump blood into my guy Alfonso\n[02:05.35] I mean, goddamn I don't think you girls understand\n[02:07.48] I've had a complex since that song Short Short Man\n[02:10.13] And even though girls have told me that I'm big\n[02:12.22] When I watch a porno I feel like a little kid\n[02:14.64] I mean, let's take Ron Jeremy\n[02:16.88] Now if a girl sees him she'll compare him to me\n[02:19.63] And every MC in hip-hop has got a huge cock\n[02:21.90] Or at least talks about it in every song that they've got\n[02:24.33] I mean, shit\n[02:25.83] If I was really hung I'd make a whole album called Me and My Dick\n[02:28.88] With interludes of all the girls that I'd been with\n[02:31.57] And talk about my package and multiple orgasms\n[02:33.95] 'Cause all that I see is that size does matter\n[02:36.19] We got Enzite, penis pumps surgery to Viagra\n[02:38.03] But when it all adds up you can't really change it\n[02:41.27] I'm not a porno star, I just gotta face it\n[02:43.96] You know, what can I do\n[02:46.25] This song goes out to like all the like little bit above average dudes\n[02:48.63] So like all the small dudes, medium dudes but all you big guys stop\n[02:52.55] This is my penis song\n[02:56.14] I wish that I had a bigger shlong\n[03:00.90] One that was quite a bit more thick and way more long\n[03:05.86] Fellas if y'all feel me sing along\n[03:08.02] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Penis Song\n  artist: Macklemore\n  album: All Together\n  duration_ms: 214000\n  instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Ladies and gentlemen\n  start_ms: 360\n  end_ms: 3140\n- text: 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(Yeah?)\nDo you want a guy with an average dick?\nHell no!\nThen, wait you don't?\nNo, you honkey dick\n\nOkay that's cool, no that's fine\nI promise, I'm so self conscious\nThat's why you never see me skinny dippin' in August\nAlways walkin' around with my hands in my pockets\nTrying to pump blood into my guy Alfonso\nI mean, goddamn I don't think you girls understand\nI've had a complex since that song Short Short Man\nAnd even though girls have told me that I'm big\nWhen I watch a porno I feel like a little kid\n\nI mean, let's take Ron Jeremy\nNow if a girl sees him she'll compare him to me\nAnd every MC in hip-hop has got a huge cock\nOr at least talks about it in every song that they've got\nI mean, shit\nIf I was really hung I'd make a whole album called Me and My Dick\nWith interludes of all the girls that I'd been with\nAnd talk about my package and multiple orgasms\n'Cause all that I see is that size does matter\nWe got Enzite, penis pumps surgery to Viagra\nBut when it all adds up you can't really change it\nI'm not a porno star, I just gotta face it\n\nYou know, what can I do\nThis song goes out to like all the like little bit above average dudes\nSo like all the small dudes, medium dudes but all you big guys stop\n\nThis is my penis song\nI wish that I had a bigger shlong\nOne that was quite a bit more thick and way more long\nFellas if y'all feel me sing along","syncedLyrics":"[00:00.02] Ladies and gentlemen\n[00:01.42] Introducing, the penis song\n[00:07.33] (Oh no he didn't)\n[00:09.19] (Honk a dick)\n[00:09.49] This is my penis song\n[00:12.78] I wish that I had a bigger shlong\n[00:17.55] One that was quite a bit more thick and way more long\n[00:22.70] One of those porno king kong dongs\n[00:27.54] Check it out, yo, uh\n[00:29.04] I wish my dick was bigger, yup I can admit it\n[00:31.66] I'm above average on inches but I want a damn double digit\n[00:34.49] If I had a big ol' cock, what would I do?\n[00:36.48] I'd probably go to Florida and show it Katrina and screw\n[00:39.01] Get buck naked and start streaking at my school\n[00:41.20] And get arrested but at least the girls would be impressed\n[00:43.56] With my third leg and, and then I'd go to a keg and\n[00:46.15] Do a keg stand, get drunk and do the running man\n[00:48.79] With no clothes on just to show off\n[00:51.09] My dick's bigger than yours when mine is cold and soft\n[00:53.54] Haha, oh yeah I forgot that's not really the cock that I have\n[00:58.21] I went out and party-bagged 'em and quickly opened the package\n[01:00.57] And it fit me like Kriss Kross's old school starter jackets\n[01:02.89] Trying to convince myself like, \"Size doesn't matter\"\n[01:05.58] Anyways I'd probably just put it on backwards 'cause I mean\n[01:08.19] I know that God made us all different and special\n[01:10.05] But shit did he really have to invent lopsided testicles?\n[01:13.31] I don't have them I just feel bad for the like you know the guys with like\n[01:17.61] Their left one hangs like lower than the right, kinda like a lazy eye like on your\n[01:22.40] Balls\n[01:23.52] I mean I don't know, I just feel bad\n[01:25.93] This is my penis song\n[01:29.70] I wish that I had a bigger shlong\n[01:34.23] One that was quite a bit more thick and way more long\n[01:39.46] Fellas if y'all feel me, sing along\n[01:44.50] Yo ladies (Yeah?)\n[01:47.22] Ladies! (Yeah?)\n[01:48.33] Do you want a guy with an average dick?\n[01:49.86] Hell no!\n[01:50.62] Then, wait you don't?\n[01:52.36] No, you honkey dick\n[01:52.81] Okay that's cool, no that's fine\n[01:55.39] I promise, I'm so self conscious\n[01:57.75] That's why you never see me skinny dippin' in August\n[02:00.19] Always walkin' around with my hands in my pockets\n[02:02.69] Trying to pump blood into my guy Alfonso\n[02:04.95] I mean, goddamn I don't think you girls understand\n[02:07.25] I've had a complex since that song Short Short Man\n[02:09.75] And even though girls have told me that I'm big\n[02:12.25] When I watch a porno I feel like a little kid\n[02:14.35] I mean, let's take Ron Jeremy\n[02:16.69] Now if a girl sees him she'll compare him to me\n[02:19.14] And every MC in hip-hop has got a huge cock\n[02:21.72] Or at least talks about it in every song that they've got\n[02:24.28] I mean, shit\n[02:25.43] If I was really hung I'd make a whole album called Me and My 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Dick\n[02:28.88] With interludes of all the girls that I'd been with\n[02:31.57] And talk about my package and multiple orgasms\n[02:33.95] 'Cause all that I see is that size does matter\n[02:36.19] We got Enzite, penis pumps surgery to Viagra\n[02:38.03] But when it all adds up you can't really change it\n[02:41.27] I'm not a porno star, I just gotta face it\n[02:43.96] You know, what can I do\n[02:46.25] This song goes out to like all the like little bit above average dudes\n[02:48.63] So like all the small dudes, medium dudes but all you big guys stop\n[02:52.55] This is my penis song\n[02:56.14] I wish that I had a bigger shlong\n[03:00.90] One that was quite a bit more thick and way more long\n[03:05.86] Fellas if y'all feel me sing along\n[03:08.02] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Penis Song\n  artist: Macklemore & Ryan Lewis\n  album: The Language Of My World\n  duration_ms: 214000\n  instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Ladies and gentlemen\n  start_ms: 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(Yeah?)\n  Do you want a guy with an average dick?\n  Hell no!\n  Then, wait you don't?\n  No, you honkey dick\n\n  Okay that's cool, no that's fine\n  I promise, I'm so self conscious\n  That's why you never see me skinny dippin' in August\n  Always walkin' around with my hands in my pockets\n  Trying to pump blood into my guy Alfonso\n  I mean, goddamn I don't think you girls understand\n  I've had a complex since that song Short Short Man\n  And even though girls have told me that I'm big\n  When I watch a porno I feel like a little kid\n\n  I mean, let's take Ron Jeremy\n  Now if a girl sees him she'll compare him to me\n  And every MC in hip-hop has got a huge cock\n  Or at least talks about it in every song that they've got\n  I mean, shit\n  If I was really hung I'd make a whole album called Me and My Dick\n  With interludes of all the girls that I'd been with\n  And talk about my package and multiple orgasms\n  'Cause all that I see is that size does matter\n  We got Enzite, penis pumps surgery to Viagra\n  But when it all adds up you can't really change it\n  I'm not a porno star, I just gotta face it\n\n  You know, what can I do\n  This song goes out to like all the like little bit above average dudes\n  So like all the small dudes, medium dudes but all you big guys stop\n\n  This is my penis song\n  I wish that I had a bigger shlong\n  One that was quite a bit more thick and way more long\n  Fellas if y'all feel me sing along\n"}]