[{"id":13478635,"name":"White Dude","trackName":"White Dude","artistName":"Lil Dicky","albumName":"Lil Dicky - So Hard","duration":263.506667,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"And y'ain't even want it wit da boy\nCuz the way I'm livin life, is a muthafuckin joy\nOn some grown man B.I.\nI could have been a girl\nOr any ethnicity up in the world\nBut I'm rollin with the top back\nI ain't gotta worry where the cops at\nI ain't gotta wear a fucking bra strap\nMe and the crew\nAre really doing everything that we like to\nMan it's a damn good day to be a white dude\n\nShit, im living good up in this bitch\nDicky rollin round the city, blowin good up in that wip\nI ain't black or Dominican, not Hispanic or Indian\nSo imprisonment is not a predicament, I envision\nFor a white boy\nHollatcha muthafuckin kike, boy\nHigher than a muthafuckin kite, it's iight boi\nThey ain't suspicious of jews\nIll show contrition it's cool\nSlap on the wrist, get ma daddy to choose\nOne of them top lawyers dat be rollin round in his crew\nI'm eating chop soy and bowlin on a carnival cruise\nDas what I do kid\nHappy that my name ain't stupid\nDave coulda been Daquan wit a few kids\nBut now I'm farting, overeating at meals\nIf ain't I gotta theme party, Ion't be at goodwill\nI'm dentist paying, tennis playing, smellin on some cabernet\nAnd I ain't gay but if I was, everything would be okay, look...\nI know I'm being condescending in ma rhymes\nBut ma premium channels mean tyler perry's never live\n\nGetting tickets, they sick, I sit at the eagle 45\n\nWhere I'm eating when I'm high's where they eat at to survive (food chainssss)\n\nYeah. It's little DI in this bitch ho\nHappy that I'm white, but relieved I ain't a chick yo\nI never wake up and have to cake on ma make up\nOr straighten hair, I ain't given a damn\nI'm wearing whatever I wanna in this muthafucka\nThey up in heels\nAnd tummy tuckin, theyon't grub except for takin them pills, foreal...\nAnd ion't bleach shit\nIon't gotta eat dick\nI ain't bleeding up out ma penis\nSmoking the weed, ion't fall asleep because I'm cheefing\nIn disagreements, i participate without weeping\nAnd when I'm freaking, I'm getting daps, high fives, and all that\nMa rep goin up, and at best, ho a slut\nSo what up\nYa boy cut up\nBut eat butter\nAnd I ain't gotta speak to ma mother... to still love her\nAnd I been getting better looking with age\nBut a guy can get who he deserves wit a horrible face\n\nSeal interlude\nI go on dates, and never have to worry bout getting raped\n\nAnd I watch a game and never have to worry bout how it's played\n\nAnd I meet a babe and never have to act deliriously fake\nAnd if impregnate I can pack a back and be on my way, but good luck girl!\n\nYeah... I'm happy as fuck man\nFirst off I'm a dude so\nThere was a one in two chance of that sucking\nBut now I can run a seven minute mile\nI can defend my self adequately\nI can be logical\nI can get along with my room-mates\nWatch serious movies without being scared by them\nAnd the on top of that I'm white\nWhich is like, amazing because\nEverybody naturally assumes I'm a great person\nI get a fair shot at the life i deserve\nI mean I could underachieve my way into any college in the country\nI get my hair cut at a salon\nPeople hold the door open for me which is nice\nEr, I never have to get into a fight, like, for social purposes\nAnd please don't take this as me just disparaging black people\nIt ain't about that\nIt's about me being happy that I'm white, know what I'm saying?\nBut on that note, could someone explain to me why Fat Joe, and any other person of Hispanic descent, is allowed to say the N-word\nI mean I guess it's unrelated but like that shit don't make any sense\nI've been thinking about that shit a lot\nBecause like if I could say the N-word, it would really help my rhyme scheme out\nIt's like the perfect filler word","syncedLyrics":null,"lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: White Dude\n  artist: Lil Dicky\n  album: Lil Dicky - So Hard\n  duration_ms: 263507\n  instrumental: false\nlines: []\nplain: |-\n  And y'ain't even want it wit da boy\n  Cuz the way I'm livin life, is a muthafuckin joy\n  On some grown man B.I.\n  I could have been a girl\n  Or any ethnicity up in the world\n  But I'm rollin with the top back\n  I ain't gotta worry where the cops at\n  I ain't gotta wear a fucking bra strap\n  Me and the crew\n  Are really doing everything that we like to\n  Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude\n\n  Shit, im living good up in this bitch\n  Dicky rollin round the city, blowin good up in that wip\n  I ain't black or Dominican, not Hispanic or Indian\n  So imprisonment is not a predicament, I envision\n  For a white boy\n  Hollatcha muthafuckin kike, boy\n  Higher than a muthafuckin kite, it's iight boi\n  They ain't suspicious of jews\n  Ill show contrition it's cool\n  Slap on the wrist, get ma daddy to choose\n  One of them top lawyers dat be rollin round in his crew\n  I'm eating chop soy and bowlin on a carnival cruise\n  Das what I do kid\n  Happy that my name ain't stupid\n  Dave coulda been Daquan wit a few kids\n  But now I'm farting, overeating at meals\n  If ain't I gotta theme party, Ion't be at goodwill\n  I'm dentist paying, tennis playing, smellin on some cabernet\n  And I ain't gay but if I was, everything would be okay, look...\n  I know I'm being condescending in ma rhymes\n  But ma premium channels mean tyler perry's never live\n\n  Getting tickets, they sick, I sit at the eagle 45\n\n  Where I'm eating when I'm high's where they eat at to survive (food chainssss)\n\n  Yeah. It's little DI in this bitch ho\n  Happy that I'm white, but relieved I ain't a chick yo\n  I never wake up and have to cake on ma make up\n  Or straighten hair, I ain't given a damn\n  I'm wearing whatever I wanna in this muthafucka\n  They up in heels\n  And tummy tuckin, theyon't grub except for takin them pills, foreal...\n  And ion't bleach shit\n  Ion't gotta eat dick\n  I ain't bleeding up out ma penis\n  Smoking the weed, ion't fall asleep because I'm cheefing\n  In disagreements, i participate without weeping\n  And when I'm freaking, I'm getting daps, high fives, and all that\n  Ma rep goin up, and at best, ho a slut\n  So what up\n  Ya boy cut up\n  But eat butter\n  And I ain't gotta speak to ma mother... to still love her\n  And I been getting better looking with age\n  But a guy can get who he deserves wit a horrible face\n\n  Seal interlude\n  I go on dates, and never have to worry bout getting raped\n\n  And I watch a game and never have to worry bout how it's played\n\n  And I meet a babe and never have to act deliriously fake\n  And if impregnate I can pack a back and be on my way, but good luck girl!\n\n  Yeah... I'm happy as fuck man\n  First off I'm a dude so\n  There was a one in two chance of that sucking\n  But now I can run a seven minute mile\n  I can defend my self adequately\n  I can be logical\n  I can get along with my room-mates\n  Watch serious movies without being scared by them\n  And the on top of that I'm white\n  Which is like, amazing because\n  Everybody naturally assumes I'm a great person\n  I get a fair shot at the life i deserve\n  I mean I could underachieve my way into any college in the country\n  I get my hair cut at a salon\n  People hold the door open for me which is nice\n  Er, I never have to get into a fight, like, for social purposes\n  And please don't take this as me just disparaging black people\n  It ain't about that\n  It's about me being happy that I'm white, know what I'm saying?\n  But on that note, could someone explain to me why Fat Joe, and any other person of Hispanic descent, is allowed to say the N-word\n  I mean I guess it's unrelated but like that shit don't make any sense\n  I've been thinking about that shit a lot\n  Because like if I could say the N-word, it would really help my rhyme scheme out\n  It's like the perfect filler word\n"},{"id":2833240,"name":"White Dude","trackName":"White Dude","artistName":"Lil Dicky","albumName":"So Hard","duration":263.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"And y'ain't even want it wit da boy\nCuz the way I'm livin life, is a muthafuckin joy\nOn some grown man B.I.\nI could have been a girl\nOr any ethnicity up in the world\nBut I'm rollin with the top back\nI ain't gotta worry where the cops at\nI ain't gotta wear a fucking bra strap\nMe and the crew\nAre really doing everything that we like to\nMan it's a damn good day to be a white dude\n\nShit, im living good up in this bitch\nDicky rollin round the city, blowin good up in that wip\nI ain't black or Dominican, not Hispanic or Indian\nSo imprisonment is not a predicament, I envision\nFor a white boy\nHollatcha muthafuckin kike, boy\nHigher than a muthafuckin kite, it's iight boi\nThey ain't suspicious of jews\nIll show contrition it's cool\nSlap on the wrist, get ma daddy to choose\nOne of them top lawyers dat be rollin round in his crew\nI'm eating chop soy and bowlin on a carnival cruise\nDas what I do kid\nHappy that my name ain't stupid\nDave coulda been Daquan wit a few kids\nBut now I'm farting, overeating at meals\nIf ain't I gotta theme party, Ion't be at goodwill\nI'm dentist paying, tennis playing, smellin on some cabernet\nAnd I ain't gay but if I was, everything would be okay, look...\nI know I'm being condescending in ma rhymes\nBut ma premium channels mean tyler perry's never live\n\nGetting tickets, they sick, I sit at the eagle 45\n\nWhere I'm eating when I'm high's where they eat at to survive (food chainssss)\n\nYeah. It's little DI in this bitch ho\nHappy that I'm white, but relieved I ain't a chick yo\nI never wake up and have to cake on ma make up\nOr straighten hair, I ain't given a damn\nI'm wearing whatever I wanna in this muthafucka\nThey up in heels\nAnd tummy tuckin, theyon't grub except for takin them pills, foreal...\nAnd ion't bleach shit\nIon't gotta eat dick\nI ain't bleeding up out ma penis\nSmoking the weed, ion't fall asleep because I'm cheefing\nIn disagreements, i participate without weeping\nAnd when I'm freaking, I'm getting daps, high fives, and all that\nMa rep goin up, and at best, ho a slut\nSo what up\nYa boy cut up\nBut eat butter\nAnd I ain't gotta speak to ma mother... to still love her\nAnd I been getting better looking with age\nBut a guy can get who he deserves wit a horrible face\n\nSeal interlude\nI go on dates, and never have to worry bout getting raped\n\nAnd I watch a game and never have to worry bout how it's played\n\nAnd I meet a babe and never have to act deliriously fake\nAnd if impregnate I can pack a back and be on my way, but good luck girl!\n\nYeah... I'm happy as fuck man\nFirst off I'm a dude so\nThere was a one in two chance of that sucking\nBut now I can run a seven minute mile\nI can defend my self adequately\nI can be logical\nI can get along with my room-mates\nWatch serious movies without being scared by them\nAnd the on top of that I'm white\nWhich is like, amazing because\nEverybody naturally assumes I'm a great person\nI get a fair shot at the life i deserve\nI mean I could underachieve my way into any college in the country\nI get my hair cut at a salon\nPeople hold the door open for me which is nice\nEr, I never have to get into a fight, like, for social purposes\nAnd please don't take this as me just disparaging black people\nIt ain't about that\nIt's about me being happy that I'm white, know what I'm saying?\nBut on that note, could someone explain to me why Fat Joe, and any other person of Hispanic descent, is allowed to say the N-word\nI mean I guess it's unrelated but like that shit don't make any sense\nI've been thinking about that shit a lot\nBecause like if I could say the N-word, it would really help my rhyme scheme out\nIt's like the perfect filler word","syncedLyrics":"[00:10.89] And y'ain't even want it wit da boy\n[00:12.73] Cuz the way I'm livin life, is a muthafuckin joy\n[00:15.42] On some grown man B.I.\n[00:17.27] I could have been a girl\n[00:18.19] Or any ethnicity up in the world\n[00:20.90] But I'm rollin with the top back\n[00:21.81] I ain't gotta worry where the cops at\n[00:24.52] I ain't gotta wear a fucking bra strap\n[00:26.32] Me and the crew\n[00:27.20] Are really doing everything that we like to\n[00:29.99] Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude\n[00:32.66] Shit, im living good up in this bitch\n[00:34.47] Dicky rollin round the city, blowin good up in that wip\n[00:37.14] I ain't black or Dominican, not Hispanic or Indian\n[00:39.91] So imprisonment is not a predicament, I envision\n[00:42.67] For a white boy\n[00:43.51] Hollatcha muthafuckin kike, boy\n[00:46.22] Higher than a muthafuckin kite, it's iight boi\n[00:48.94] They ain't suspicious of jews\n[00:49.84] Ill show contrition it's cool\n[00:51.71] Slap on the wrist, get ma daddy to choose\n[00:53.45] One of them top lawyers dat be rollin round in his crew\n[00:56.28] I'm eating chop soy and bowlin on a carnival cruise\n[00:58.93] Das what I do kid\n[00:59.86] Happy that my name ain't stupid\n[01:02.65] Dave coulda been Daquan wit a few kids\n[01:05.39] But now I'm farting, overeating at meals\n[01:07.12] If ain't I gotta theme party, Ion't be at goodwill\n[01:09.96] I'm dentist paying, tennis playing, smellin on some cabernet\n[01:12.67] And I ain't gay but if I was, everything would be okay, look...\n[01:16.25] I know I'm being condescending in ma rhymes\n[01:18.06] But ma premium channels mean tyler perry's never live\n[01:20.80] Getting tickets, they sick, I sit at the eagle 45\n[01:23.57] Where I'm eating when I'm high's where they eat at to survive (food chainssss)\n[01:27.13] Yeah. It's little DI in this bitch ho\n[01:51.50] Happy that I'm white, but relieved I ain't a chick yo\n[01:54.27] I never wake up and have to cake on ma make up\n[01:56.05] Or straighten hair, I ain't given a damn\n[01:58.82] I'm wearing whatever I wanna in this muthafucka\n[02:00.60] They up in heels\n[02:01.55] And tummy tuckin, theyon't grub except for takin them pills, foreal...\n[02:05.11] And ion't bleach shit\n[02:06.97] Ion't gotta eat dick\n[02:07.81] I ain't bleeding up out ma penis\n[02:09.67] Smoking the weed, ion't fall asleep because I'm cheefing\n[02:12.38] In disagreements, i participate without weeping\n[02:15.09] And when I'm freaking, I'm getting daps, high fives, and all that\n[02:18.77] Ma rep goin up, and at best, ho a slut\n[02:21.40] So what up\n[02:22.33] Ya boy cut up\n[02:23.21] But eat butter\n[02:24.11] And I ain't gotta speak to ma mother... to still love her\n[02:26.88] And I been getting better looking with age\n[02:29.50] But a guy can get who he deserves wit a horrible face\n[02:31.35] Seal interlude\n[02:42.25] I go on dates, and never have to worry bout getting raped\n[02:44.95] And I watch a game and never have to worry bout how it's played\n[02:47.65] And I meet a babe and never have to act deliriously fake\n[02:50.48] And if impregnate I can pack a back and be on my way, but good luck girl!\n[03:17.52] Yeah... I'm happy as fuck man\n[03:19.32] First off I'm a dude so\n[03:21.13] There was a one in two chance of that sucking\n[03:23.88] But now I can run a seven minute mile\n[03:25.63] I can defend my self adequately\n[03:27.50] I can be logical\n[03:29.32] I can get along with my room-mates\n[03:31.13] Watch serious movies without being scared by them\n[03:33.88] And the on top of that I'm white\n[03:36.57] Which is like, amazing because\n[03:37.45] Everybody naturally assumes I'm a great person\n[03:40.19] I get a fair shot at the life i deserve\n[03:43.83] I mean I could underachieve my way into any college in the country\n[03:45.67] I get my hair cut at a salon\n[03:47.46] People hold the door open for me which is nice\n[03:51.05] Er, I never have to get into a fight, like, for social purposes\n[03:54.63] And please don't take this as me just disparaging black people\n[03:58.25] It ain't about that\n[03:59.14] It's about me being happy that I'm white, know what I'm saying?\n[04:01.80] But on that note, could someone explain to me why Fat Joe, and any other person of Hispanic descent, is allowed to say the N-word\n[04:09.16] I mean I guess it's unrelated but like that shit don't make any sense\n[04:12.77] I've been thinking about that shit a lot\n[04:13.61] Because like if I could say the N-word, it would really help my rhyme scheme out\n[04:18.18] It's like the perfect filler word\n[04:19.95] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: White Dude\n  artist: Lil Dicky\n  album: So Hard\n  duration_ms: 263000\n  instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: And y'ain't even want it wit da boy\n  start_ms: 10890\n  end_ms: 12730\n- text: Cuz the way I'm livin life, is a muthafuckin joy\n  start_ms: 12730\n  end_ms: 15420\n- text: On some grown man B.I.\n  start_ms: 15420\n  end_ms: 17270\n- text: I could have been a girl\n  start_ms: 17270\n  end_ms: 18190\n- text: Or any ethnicity up in the world\n  start_ms: 18190\n  end_ms: 20900\n- text: But I'm rollin with the top back\n  start_ms: 20900\n  end_ms: 21810\n- text: I ain't gotta worry where the cops at\n  start_ms: 21810\n  end_ms: 24520\n- text: I ain't gotta wear a fucking bra strap\n  start_ms: 24520\n  end_ms: 26320\n- text: Me and the crew\n  start_ms: 26320\n  end_ms: 27200\n- text: Are really doing everything that we like to\n  start_ms: 27200\n  end_ms: 29990\n- text: Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude\n  start_ms: 29990\n  end_ms: 32660\n- text: Shit, im living good up in this bitch\n  start_ms: 32660\n  end_ms: 34470\n- text: Dicky rollin round the city, blowin good up in that wip\n  start_ms: 34470\n  end_ms: 37140\n- text: I ain't black or Dominican, not Hispanic or Indian\n  start_ms: 37140\n  end_ms: 39910\n- text: So imprisonment is not a predicament, I envision\n  start_ms: 39910\n  end_ms: 42670\n- text: For a white boy\n  start_ms: 42670\n  end_ms: 43510\n- text: Hollatcha muthafuckin kike, boy\n  start_ms: 43510\n  end_ms: 46220\n- text: Higher than a muthafuckin kite, it's iight boi\n  start_ms: 46220\n  end_ms: 48940\n- text: They ain't suspicious of jews\n  start_ms: 48940\n  end_ms: 49840\n- text: Ill show contrition it's cool\n  start_ms: 49840\n  end_ms: 51710\n- text: Slap on the wrist, get ma daddy to choose\n  start_ms: 51710\n  end_ms: 53450\n- text: One of them top lawyers dat be rollin round in his crew\n  start_ms: 53450\n  end_ms: 56280\n- text: I'm eating chop soy and bowlin on a carnival cruise\n  start_ms: 56280\n  end_ms: 58930\n- text: Das what I do kid\n  start_ms: 58930\n  end_ms: 59860\n- text: Happy that my name ain't stupid\n  start_ms: 59860\n  end_ms: 62650\n- text: Dave coulda been Daquan wit a few kids\n  start_ms: 62650\n  end_ms: 65390\n- text: But now I'm farting, overeating at meals\n  start_ms: 65390\n  end_ms: 67120\n- text: If ain't I gotta theme party, Ion't be at goodwill\n  start_ms: 67120\n  end_ms: 69960\n- text: I'm dentist paying, tennis playing, smellin on some cabernet\n  start_ms: 69960\n  end_ms: 72670\n- text: And I ain't gay but if I was, everything would be okay, look...\n  start_ms: 72670\n  end_ms: 76250\n- text: I know I'm being condescending in ma rhymes\n  start_ms: 76250\n  end_ms: 78060\n- text: But ma premium channels mean tyler perry's never live\n  start_ms: 78060\n  end_ms: 80800\n- text: Getting tickets, they sick, I sit at the eagle 45\n  start_ms: 80800\n  end_ms: 83570\n- text: Where I'm eating when I'm high's where they eat at to survive (food chainssss)\n  start_ms: 83570\n  end_ms: 87130\n- text: Yeah. 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It's little DI in this bitch ho\n  Happy that I'm white, but relieved I ain't a chick yo\n  I never wake up and have to cake on ma make up\n  Or straighten hair, I ain't given a damn\n  I'm wearing whatever I wanna in this muthafucka\n  They up in heels\n  And tummy tuckin, theyon't grub except for takin them pills, foreal...\n  And ion't bleach shit\n  Ion't gotta eat dick\n  I ain't bleeding up out ma penis\n  Smoking the weed, ion't fall asleep because I'm cheefing\n  In disagreements, i participate without weeping\n  And when I'm freaking, I'm getting daps, high fives, and all that\n  Ma rep goin up, and at best, ho a slut\n  So what up\n  Ya boy cut up\n  But eat butter\n  And I ain't gotta speak to ma mother... to still love her\n  And I been getting better looking with age\n  But a guy can get who he deserves wit a horrible face\n\n  Seal interlude\n  I go on dates, and never have to worry bout getting raped\n\n  And I watch a game and never have to worry bout how it's played\n\n  And I meet a babe and never have to act deliriously fake\n  And if impregnate I can pack a back and be on my way, but good luck girl!\n\n  Yeah... I'm happy as fuck man\n  First off I'm a dude so\n  There was a one in two chance of that sucking\n  But now I can run a seven minute mile\n  I can defend my self adequately\n  I can be logical\n  I can get along with my room-mates\n  Watch serious movies without being scared by them\n  And the on top of that I'm white\n  Which is like, amazing because\n  Everybody naturally assumes I'm a great person\n  I get a fair shot at the life i deserve\n  I mean I could underachieve my way into any college in the country\n  I get my hair cut at a salon\n  People hold the door open for me which is nice\n  Er, I never have to get into a fight, like, for social purposes\n  And please don't take this as me just disparaging black people\n  It ain't about that\n  It's about me being happy that I'm white, know what I'm saying?\n  But on that note, could someone explain to me why Fat Joe, and any other person of Hispanic descent, is allowed to say the N-word\n  I mean I guess it's unrelated but like that shit don't make any sense\n  I've been thinking about that shit a lot\n  Because like if I could say the N-word, it would really help my rhyme scheme out\n  It's like the perfect filler word\n"},{"id":2833239,"name":"White Dude","trackName":"White Dude","artistName":"Lil Dicky","albumName":"Now That's Frat Rap Mixtape, Vol. 1","duration":263.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"And y'ain't even want it wit da boy\nCuz the way I'm livin life, is a muthafuckin joy\nOn some grown man B.I.\nI could have been a girl\nOr any ethnicity up in the world\nBut I'm rollin with the top back\nI ain't gotta worry where the cops at\nI ain't gotta wear a fucking bra strap\nMe and the crew\nAre really doing everything that we like to\nMan it's a damn good day to be a white dude\n\nShit, im living good up in this bitch\nDicky rollin round the city, blowin good up in that wip\nI ain't black or Dominican, not Hispanic or Indian\nSo imprisonment is not a predicament, I envision\nFor a white boy\nHollatcha muthafuckin kike, boy\nHigher than a muthafuckin kite, it's iight boi\nThey ain't suspicious of jews\nIll show contrition it's cool\nSlap on the wrist, get ma daddy to choose\nOne of them top lawyers dat be rollin round in his crew\nI'm eating chop soy and bowlin on a carnival cruise\nDas what I do kid\nHappy that my name ain't stupid\nDave coulda been Daquan wit a few kids\nBut now I'm farting, overeating at meals\nIf ain't I gotta theme party, Ion't be at goodwill\nI'm dentist paying, tennis playing, smellin on some cabernet\nAnd I ain't gay but if I was, everything would be okay, look...\nI know I'm being condescending in ma rhymes\nBut ma premium channels mean tyler perry's never live\n\nGetting tickets, they sick, I sit at the eagle 45\n\nWhere I'm eating when I'm high's where they eat at to survive (food chainssss)\n\nYeah. It's little DI in this bitch ho\nHappy that I'm white, but relieved I ain't a chick yo\nI never wake up and have to cake on ma make up\nOr straighten hair, I ain't given a damn\nI'm wearing whatever I wanna in this muthafucka\nThey up in heels\nAnd tummy tuckin, theyon't grub except for takin them pills, foreal...\nAnd ion't bleach shit\nIon't gotta eat dick\nI ain't bleeding up out ma penis\nSmoking the weed, ion't fall asleep because I'm cheefing\nIn disagreements, i participate without weeping\nAnd when I'm freaking, I'm getting daps, high fives, and all that\nMa rep goin up, and at best, ho a slut\nSo what up\nYa boy cut up\nBut eat butter\nAnd I ain't gotta speak to ma mother... to still love her\nAnd I been getting better looking with age\nBut a guy can get who he deserves wit a horrible face\n\nSeal interlude\nI go on dates, and never have to worry bout getting raped\n\nAnd I watch a game and never have to worry bout how it's played\n\nAnd I meet a babe and never have to act deliriously fake\nAnd if impregnate I can pack a back and be on my way, but good luck girl!\n\nYeah... I'm happy as fuck man\nFirst off I'm a dude so\nThere was a one in two chance of that sucking\nBut now I can run a seven minute mile\nI can defend my self adequately\nI can be logical\nI can get along with my room-mates\nWatch serious movies without being scared by them\nAnd the on top of that I'm white\nWhich is like, amazing because\nEverybody naturally assumes I'm a great person\nI get a fair shot at the life i deserve\nI mean I could underachieve my way into any college in the country\nI get my hair cut at a salon\nPeople hold the door open for me which is nice\nEr, I never have to get into a fight, like, for social purposes\nAnd please don't take this as me just disparaging black people\nIt ain't about that\nIt's about me being happy that I'm white, know what I'm saying?\nBut on that note, could someone explain to me why Fat Joe, and any other person of Hispanic descent, is allowed to say the N-word\nI mean I guess it's unrelated but like that shit don't make any sense\nI've been thinking about that shit a lot\nBecause like if I could say the N-word, it would really help my rhyme scheme out\nIt's like the perfect filler word","syncedLyrics":"[00:10.89] And y'ain't even want it wit da boy\n[00:12.73] Cuz the way I'm livin life, is a muthafuckin joy\n[00:15.42] On some grown man B.I.\n[00:17.27] I could have been a girl\n[00:18.19] Or any ethnicity up in the world\n[00:20.90] But I'm rollin with the top back\n[00:21.81] I ain't gotta worry where the cops at\n[00:24.52] I ain't gotta wear a fucking bra strap\n[00:26.32] Me and the crew\n[00:27.20] Are really doing everything that we like to\n[00:29.99] Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude\n[00:32.66] Shit, im living good up in this bitch\n[00:34.47] Dicky rollin round the city, blowin good up in that wip\n[00:37.14] I ain't black or Dominican, not Hispanic or Indian\n[00:39.91] So imprisonment is not a predicament, I envision\n[00:42.67] For a white boy\n[00:43.51] Hollatcha muthafuckin kike, boy\n[00:46.22] Higher than a muthafuckin kite, it's iight boi\n[00:48.94] They ain't suspicious of jews\n[00:49.84] Ill show contrition it's cool\n[00:51.71] Slap on the wrist, get ma daddy to choose\n[00:53.45] One of them top lawyers dat be rollin round in his crew\n[00:56.28] I'm eating chop soy and bowlin on a carnival cruise\n[00:58.93] Das what I do kid\n[00:59.86] Happy that my name ain't stupid\n[01:02.65] Dave coulda been Daquan wit a few kids\n[01:05.39] But now I'm farting, overeating at meals\n[01:07.12] If ain't I gotta theme party, Ion't be at goodwill\n[01:09.96] I'm dentist paying, tennis playing, smellin on some cabernet\n[01:12.67] And I ain't gay but if I was, everything would be okay, look...\n[01:16.25] I know I'm being condescending in ma rhymes\n[01:18.06] But ma premium channels mean tyler perry's never live\n[01:20.80] Getting tickets, they sick, I sit at the eagle 45\n[01:23.57] Where I'm eating when I'm high's where they eat at to survive (food chainssss)\n[01:27.13] Yeah. It's little DI in this bitch ho\n[01:51.50] Happy that I'm white, but relieved I ain't a chick yo\n[01:54.27] I never wake up and have to cake on ma make up\n[01:56.05] Or straighten hair, I ain't given a damn\n[01:58.82] I'm wearing whatever I wanna in this muthafucka\n[02:00.60] They up in heels\n[02:01.55] And tummy tuckin, theyon't grub except for takin them pills, foreal...\n[02:05.11] And ion't bleach shit\n[02:06.97] Ion't gotta eat dick\n[02:07.81] I ain't bleeding up out ma penis\n[02:09.67] Smoking the weed, ion't fall asleep because I'm cheefing\n[02:12.38] In disagreements, i participate without weeping\n[02:15.09] And when I'm freaking, I'm getting daps, high fives, and all that\n[02:18.77] Ma rep goin up, and at best, ho a slut\n[02:21.40] So what up\n[02:22.33] Ya boy cut up\n[02:23.21] But eat butter\n[02:24.11] And I ain't gotta speak to ma mother... to still love her\n[02:26.88] And I been getting better looking with age\n[02:29.50] But a guy can get who he deserves wit a horrible face\n[02:31.35] Seal interlude\n[02:42.25] I go on dates, and never have to worry bout getting raped\n[02:44.95] And I watch a game and never have to worry bout how it's played\n[02:47.65] And I meet a babe and never have to act deliriously fake\n[02:50.48] And if impregnate I can pack a back and be on my way, but good luck girl!\n[03:17.52] Yeah... I'm happy as fuck man\n[03:19.32] First off I'm a dude so\n[03:21.13] There was a one in two chance of that sucking\n[03:23.88] But now I can run a seven minute mile\n[03:25.63] I can defend my self adequately\n[03:27.50] I can be logical\n[03:29.32] I can get along with my room-mates\n[03:31.13] Watch serious movies without being scared by them\n[03:33.88] And the on top of that I'm white\n[03:36.57] Which is like, amazing because\n[03:37.45] Everybody naturally assumes I'm a great person\n[03:40.19] I get a fair shot at the life i deserve\n[03:43.83] I mean I could underachieve my way into any college in the country\n[03:45.67] I get my hair cut at a salon\n[03:47.46] People hold the door open for me which is nice\n[03:51.05] Er, I never have to get into a fight, like, for social purposes\n[03:54.63] And please don't take this as me just disparaging black people\n[03:58.25] It ain't about that\n[03:59.14] It's about me being happy that I'm white, know what I'm saying?\n[04:01.80] But on that note, could someone explain to me why Fat Joe, and any other person of Hispanic descent, is allowed to say the N-word\n[04:09.16] I mean I guess it's unrelated but like that shit don't make any sense\n[04:12.77] I've been thinking about that shit a lot\n[04:13.61] Because like if I could say the N-word, it would really help my rhyme scheme out\n[04:18.18] It's like the perfect filler word\n[04:19.95] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: White Dude\n  artist: Lil Dicky\n  album: Now That's Frat Rap Mixtape, Vol. 1\n  duration_ms: 263000\n  instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: And y'ain't even want it wit da boy\n  start_ms: 10890\n  end_ms: 12730\n- text: Cuz the way I'm livin life, is a muthafuckin joy\n  start_ms: 12730\n  end_ms: 15420\n- text: On some grown man B.I.\n  start_ms: 15420\n  end_ms: 17270\n- text: I could have been a girl\n  start_ms: 17270\n  end_ms: 18190\n- text: Or any ethnicity up in the world\n  start_ms: 18190\n  end_ms: 20900\n- text: But I'm rollin with the top back\n  start_ms: 20900\n  end_ms: 21810\n- text: I ain't gotta worry where the cops at\n  start_ms: 21810\n  end_ms: 24520\n- text: I ain't gotta wear a fucking bra strap\n  start_ms: 24520\n  end_ms: 26320\n- text: Me and the crew\n  start_ms: 26320\n  end_ms: 27200\n- text: Are really doing everything that we like to\n  start_ms: 27200\n  end_ms: 29990\n- text: Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude\n  start_ms: 29990\n  end_ms: 32660\n- text: Shit, im living good up in this bitch\n  start_ms: 32660\n  end_ms: 34470\n- text: Dicky rollin round the city, blowin good up in that wip\n  start_ms: 34470\n  end_ms: 37140\n- text: I ain't black or Dominican, not Hispanic or Indian\n  start_ms: 37140\n  end_ms: 39910\n- text: So imprisonment is not a predicament, I envision\n  start_ms: 39910\n  end_ms: 42670\n- text: For a white boy\n  start_ms: 42670\n  end_ms: 43510\n- text: Hollatcha muthafuckin kike, boy\n  start_ms: 43510\n  end_ms: 46220\n- text: Higher than a muthafuckin kite, it's iight boi\n  start_ms: 46220\n  end_ms: 48940\n- text: They ain't suspicious of jews\n  start_ms: 48940\n  end_ms: 49840\n- text: Ill show contrition it's cool\n  start_ms: 49840\n  end_ms: 51710\n- text: Slap on the wrist, get ma daddy to choose\n  start_ms: 51710\n  end_ms: 53450\n- text: One of them top lawyers dat be rollin round in his crew\n  start_ms: 53450\n  end_ms: 56280\n- text: I'm eating chop soy and bowlin on a carnival cruise\n  start_ms: 56280\n  end_ms: 58930\n- text: Das what I do kid\n  start_ms: 58930\n  end_ms: 59860\n- text: Happy that my name ain't stupid\n  start_ms: 59860\n  end_ms: 62650\n- text: Dave coulda been Daquan wit a few kids\n  start_ms: 62650\n  end_ms: 65390\n- text: But now I'm farting, overeating at meals\n  start_ms: 65390\n  end_ms: 67120\n- text: If ain't I gotta theme party, Ion't be at goodwill\n  start_ms: 67120\n  end_ms: 69960\n- text: I'm dentist paying, tennis playing, smellin on some cabernet\n  start_ms: 69960\n  end_ms: 72670\n- text: And I ain't gay but if I was, everything would be okay, look...\n  start_ms: 72670\n  end_ms: 76250\n- text: I know I'm being condescending in ma rhymes\n  start_ms: 76250\n  end_ms: 78060\n- text: But ma premium channels mean tyler perry's never live\n  start_ms: 78060\n  end_ms: 80800\n- text: Getting tickets, they sick, I sit at the eagle 45\n  start_ms: 80800\n  end_ms: 83570\n- text: Where I'm eating when I'm high's where they eat at to survive (food chainssss)\n  start_ms: 83570\n  end_ms: 87130\n- text: Yeah. 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It's little DI in this bitch ho\n  Happy that I'm white, but relieved I ain't a chick yo\n  I never wake up and have to cake on ma make up\n  Or straighten hair, I ain't given a damn\n  I'm wearing whatever I wanna in this muthafucka\n  They up in heels\n  And tummy tuckin, theyon't grub except for takin them pills, foreal...\n  And ion't bleach shit\n  Ion't gotta eat dick\n  I ain't bleeding up out ma penis\n  Smoking the weed, ion't fall asleep because I'm cheefing\n  In disagreements, i participate without weeping\n  And when I'm freaking, I'm getting daps, high fives, and all that\n  Ma rep goin up, and at best, ho a slut\n  So what up\n  Ya boy cut up\n  But eat butter\n  And I ain't gotta speak to ma mother... to still love her\n  And I been getting better looking with age\n  But a guy can get who he deserves wit a horrible face\n\n  Seal interlude\n  I go on dates, and never have to worry bout getting raped\n\n  And I watch a game and never have to worry bout how it's played\n\n  And I meet a babe and never have to act deliriously fake\n  And if impregnate I can pack a back and be on my way, but good luck girl!\n\n  Yeah... 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It's little DI in this bitch ho\nHappy that I'm white, but relieved I ain't a chick yo\nI never wake up and have to cake on ma make up\nOr straighten hair, I ain't given a damn\nI'm wearing whatever I wanna in this muthafucka\nThey up in heels\nAnd tummy tuckin, theyon't grub except for takin them pills, foreal...\nAnd ion't bleach shit\nIon't gotta eat dick\nI ain't bleeding up out ma penis\nSmoking the weed, ion't fall asleep because I'm cheefing\nIn disagreements, i participate without weeping\nAnd when I'm freaking, I'm getting daps, high fives, and all that\nMa rep goin up, and at best, ho a slut\nSo what up\nYa boy cut up\nBut eat butter\nAnd I ain't gotta speak to ma mother... to still love her\nAnd I been getting better looking with age\nBut a guy can get who he deserves wit a horrible face\n\nSeal interlude\nI go on dates, and never have to worry bout getting raped\n\nAnd I watch a game and never have to worry bout how it's played\n\nAnd I meet a babe and never have to act deliriously fake\nAnd if impregnate I can pack a back and be on my way, but good luck girl!\n\nYeah... I'm happy as fuck man\nFirst off I'm a dude so\nThere was a one in two chance of that sucking\nBut now I can run a seven minute mile\nI can defend my self adequately\nI can be logical\nI can get along with my room-mates\nWatch serious movies without being scared by them\nAnd the on top of that I'm white\nWhich is like, amazing because\nEverybody naturally assumes I'm a great person\nI get a fair shot at the life i deserve\nI mean I could underachieve my way into any college in the country\nI get my hair cut at a salon\nPeople hold the door open for me which is nice\nEr, I never have to get into a fight, like, for social purposes\nAnd please don't take this as me just disparaging black people\nIt ain't about that\nIt's about me being happy that I'm white, know what I'm saying?\nBut on that note, could someone explain to me why Fat Joe, and any other person of Hispanic descent, is allowed to say the N-word\nI mean I guess it's unrelated but like that shit don't make any sense\nI've been thinking about that shit a lot\nBecause like if I could say the N-word, it would really help my rhyme scheme out\nIt's like the perfect filler word","syncedLyrics":"[00:10.89] And y'ain't even want it wit da boy\n[00:12.73] Cuz the way I'm livin life, is a muthafuckin joy\n[00:15.42] On some grown man B.I.\n[00:17.27] I could have been a girl\n[00:18.19] Or any ethnicity up in the world\n[00:20.90] But I'm rollin with the top back\n[00:21.81] I ain't gotta worry where the cops at\n[00:24.52] I ain't gotta wear a fucking bra strap\n[00:26.32] Me and the crew\n[00:27.20] Are really doing everything that we like to\n[00:29.99] Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude\n[00:32.66] Shit, im living good up in this bitch\n[00:34.47] Dicky rollin round the city, blowin good up in that wip\n[00:37.14] I ain't black or Dominican, not Hispanic or Indian\n[00:39.91] So imprisonment is not a predicament, I envision\n[00:42.67] For a white boy\n[00:43.51] Hollatcha muthafuckin kike, boy\n[00:46.22] Higher than a muthafuckin kite, it's iight boi\n[00:48.94] They ain't suspicious of jews\n[00:49.84] Ill show contrition it's cool\n[00:51.71] Slap on the wrist, get ma daddy to choose\n[00:53.45] One of them top lawyers dat be rollin round in his crew\n[00:56.28] I'm eating chop soy and bowlin on a carnival cruise\n[00:58.93] Das what I do kid\n[00:59.86] Happy that my name ain't stupid\n[01:02.65] Dave coulda been Daquan wit a few kids\n[01:05.39] But now I'm farting, overeating at meals\n[01:07.12] If ain't I gotta theme party, Ion't be at goodwill\n[01:09.96] I'm dentist paying, tennis playing, smellin on some cabernet\n[01:12.67] And I ain't gay but if I was, everything would be okay, look...\n[01:16.25] I know I'm being condescending in ma rhymes\n[01:18.06] But ma premium channels mean tyler perry's never live\n[01:20.80] Getting tickets, they sick, I sit at the eagle 45\n[01:23.57] Where I'm eating when I'm high's where they eat at to survive (food chainssss)\n[01:27.13] Yeah. It's little DI in this bitch ho\n[01:51.50] Happy that I'm white, but relieved I ain't a chick yo\n[01:54.27] I never wake up and have to cake on ma make up\n[01:56.05] Or straighten hair, I ain't given a damn\n[01:58.82] I'm wearing whatever I wanna in this muthafucka\n[02:00.60] They up in heels\n[02:01.55] And tummy tuckin, theyon't grub except for takin them pills, foreal...\n[02:05.11] And ion't bleach shit\n[02:06.97] Ion't gotta eat dick\n[02:07.81] I ain't bleeding up out ma penis\n[02:09.67] Smoking the weed, ion't fall asleep because I'm cheefing\n[02:12.38] In disagreements, i participate without weeping\n[02:15.09] And when I'm freaking, I'm getting daps, high fives, and all that\n[02:18.77] Ma rep goin up, and at best, ho a slut\n[02:21.40] So what up\n[02:22.33] Ya boy cut up\n[02:23.21] But eat butter\n[02:24.11] And I ain't gotta speak to ma mother... to still love her\n[02:26.88] And I been getting better looking with age\n[02:29.50] But a guy can get who he deserves wit a horrible face\n[02:31.35] Seal interlude\n[02:42.25] I go on dates, and never have to worry bout getting raped\n[02:44.95] And I watch a game and never have to worry bout how it's played\n[02:47.65] And I meet a babe and never have to act deliriously fake\n[02:50.48] And if impregnate I can pack a back and be on my way, but good luck girl!\n[03:17.52] Yeah... I'm happy as fuck man\n[03:19.32] First off I'm a dude so\n[03:21.13] There was a one in two chance of that sucking\n[03:23.88] But now I can run a seven minute mile\n[03:25.63] I can defend my self adequately\n[03:27.50] I can be logical\n[03:29.32] I can get along with my room-mates\n[03:31.13] Watch serious movies without being scared by them\n[03:33.88] And the on top of that I'm white\n[03:36.57] Which is like, amazing because\n[03:37.45] Everybody naturally assumes I'm a great person\n[03:40.19] I get a fair shot at the life i deserve\n[03:43.83] I mean I could underachieve my way into any college in the country\n[03:45.67] I get my hair cut at a salon\n[03:47.46] People hold the door open for me which is nice\n[03:51.05] Er, I never have to get into a fight, like, for social purposes\n[03:54.63] And please don't take this as me just disparaging black people\n[03:58.25] It ain't about that\n[03:59.14] It's about me being happy that I'm white, know what I'm saying?\n[04:01.80] But on that note, could someone explain to me why Fat Joe, and any other person of Hispanic descent, is allowed to say the N-word\n[04:09.16] I mean I guess it's unrelated but like that shit don't make any sense\n[04:12.77] I've been thinking about that shit a lot\n[04:13.61] Because like if I could say the N-word, it would really help my rhyme scheme out\n[04:18.18] It's like the perfect filler word\n[04:19.95] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: White Dude\n  artist: Lil Dicky\n  album: So Hard\n  duration_ms: 268000\n  instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: And y'ain't even want it wit da boy\n  start_ms: 10890\n  end_ms: 12730\n- text: Cuz the way I'm livin life, is a muthafuckin joy\n  start_ms: 12730\n  end_ms: 15420\n- text: On some grown man B.I.\n  start_ms: 15420\n  end_ms: 17270\n- text: I could have been a girl\n  start_ms: 17270\n  end_ms: 18190\n- text: Or any ethnicity up in the world\n  start_ms: 18190\n  end_ms: 20900\n- text: But I'm rollin with the top back\n  start_ms: 20900\n  end_ms: 21810\n- text: I ain't gotta worry where the cops at\n  start_ms: 21810\n  end_ms: 24520\n- text: I ain't gotta wear a fucking bra strap\n  start_ms: 24520\n  end_ms: 26320\n- text: Me and the crew\n  start_ms: 26320\n  end_ms: 27200\n- text: Are really doing everything that we like to\n  start_ms: 27200\n  end_ms: 29990\n- text: Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude\n  start_ms: 29990\n  end_ms: 32660\n- text: Shit, im living good up in this bitch\n  start_ms: 32660\n  end_ms: 34470\n- text: Dicky rollin round the city, blowin good up in that wip\n  start_ms: 34470\n  end_ms: 37140\n- text: I ain't black or Dominican, not Hispanic or Indian\n  start_ms: 37140\n  end_ms: 39910\n- text: So imprisonment is not a predicament, I envision\n  start_ms: 39910\n  end_ms: 42670\n- text: For a white boy\n  start_ms: 42670\n  end_ms: 43510\n- text: Hollatcha muthafuckin kike, boy\n  start_ms: 43510\n  end_ms: 46220\n- text: Higher than a muthafuckin kite, it's iight boi\n  start_ms: 46220\n  end_ms: 48940\n- text: They ain't suspicious of jews\n  start_ms: 48940\n  end_ms: 49840\n- text: Ill show contrition it's cool\n  start_ms: 49840\n  end_ms: 51710\n- text: Slap on the wrist, get ma daddy to choose\n  start_ms: 51710\n  end_ms: 53450\n- text: One of them top lawyers dat be rollin round in his crew\n  start_ms: 53450\n  end_ms: 56280\n- text: I'm eating chop soy and bowlin on a carnival cruise\n  start_ms: 56280\n  end_ms: 58930\n- text: Das what I do kid\n  start_ms: 58930\n  end_ms: 59860\n- text: Happy that my name ain't stupid\n  start_ms: 59860\n  end_ms: 62650\n- text: Dave coulda been Daquan wit a few kids\n  start_ms: 62650\n  end_ms: 65390\n- text: But now I'm farting, overeating at meals\n  start_ms: 65390\n  end_ms: 67120\n- text: If ain't I gotta theme party, Ion't be at goodwill\n  start_ms: 67120\n  end_ms: 69960\n- text: I'm dentist paying, tennis playing, smellin on some cabernet\n  start_ms: 69960\n  end_ms: 72670\n- text: And I ain't gay but if I was, everything would be okay, look...\n  start_ms: 72670\n  end_ms: 76250\n- text: I know I'm being condescending in ma rhymes\n  start_ms: 76250\n  end_ms: 78060\n- text: But ma premium channels mean tyler perry's never live\n  start_ms: 78060\n  end_ms: 80800\n- text: Getting tickets, they sick, I sit at the eagle 45\n  start_ms: 80800\n  end_ms: 83570\n- text: Where I'm eating when I'm high's where they eat at to survive (food chainssss)\n  start_ms: 83570\n  end_ms: 87130\n- text: Yeah. 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It's little DI in this bitch ho\n  Happy that I'm white, but relieved I ain't a chick yo\n  I never wake up and have to cake on ma make up\n  Or straighten hair, I ain't given a damn\n  I'm wearing whatever I wanna in this muthafucka\n  They up in heels\n  And tummy tuckin, theyon't grub except for takin them pills, foreal...\n  And ion't bleach shit\n  Ion't gotta eat dick\n  I ain't bleeding up out ma penis\n  Smoking the weed, ion't fall asleep because I'm cheefing\n  In disagreements, i participate without weeping\n  And when I'm freaking, I'm getting daps, high fives, and all that\n  Ma rep goin up, and at best, ho a slut\n  So what up\n  Ya boy cut up\n  But eat butter\n  And I ain't gotta speak to ma mother... to still love her\n  And I been getting better looking with age\n  But a guy can get who he deserves wit a horrible face\n\n  Seal interlude\n  I go on dates, and never have to worry bout getting raped\n\n  And I watch a game and never have to worry bout how it's played\n\n  And I meet a babe and never have to act deliriously fake\n  And if impregnate I can pack a back and be on my way, but good luck girl!\n\n  Yeah... 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It's little DI in this bitch ho\nHappy that I'm white, but relieved I ain't a chick yo\nI never wake up and have to cake on ma make up\nOr straighten hair, I ain't given a damn\nI'm wearing whatever I wanna in this muthafucka\nThey up in heels\nAnd tummy tuckin, theyon't grub except for takin them pills, foreal...\nAnd ion't bleach shit\nIon't gotta eat dick\nI ain't bleeding up out ma penis\nSmoking the weed, ion't fall asleep because I'm cheefing\nIn disagreements, i participate without weeping\nAnd when I'm freaking, I'm getting daps, high fives, and all that\nMa rep goin up, and at best, ho a slut\nSo what up\nYa boy cut up\nBut eat butter\nAnd I ain't gotta speak to ma mother... to still love her\nAnd I been getting better looking with age\nBut a guy can get who he deserves wit a horrible face\n\nSeal interlude\nI go on dates, and never have to worry bout getting raped\n\nAnd I watch a game and never have to worry bout how it's played\n\nAnd I meet a babe and never have to act deliriously fake\nAnd if impregnate I can pack a back and be on my way, but good luck girl!\n\nYeah... I'm happy as fuck man\nFirst off I'm a dude so\nThere was a one in two chance of that sucking\nBut now I can run a seven minute mile\nI can defend my self adequately\nI can be logical\nI can get along with my room-mates\nWatch serious movies without being scared by them\nAnd the on top of that I'm white\nWhich is like, amazing because\nEverybody naturally assumes I'm a great person\nI get a fair shot at the life i deserve\nI mean I could underachieve my way into any college in the country\nI get my hair cut at a salon\nPeople hold the door open for me which is nice\nEr, I never have to get into a fight, like, for social purposes\nAnd please don't take this as me just disparaging black people\nIt ain't about that\nIt's about me being happy that I'm white, know what I'm saying?\nBut on that note, could someone explain to me why Fat Joe, and any other person of Hispanic descent, is allowed to say the N-word\nI mean I guess it's unrelated but like that shit don't make any sense\nI've been thinking about that shit a lot\nBecause like if I could say the N-word, it would really help my rhyme scheme out\nIt's like the perfect filler word","syncedLyrics":"[00:10.89] And y'ain't even want it wit da boy\n[00:12.73] Cuz the way I'm livin life, is a muthafuckin joy\n[00:15.42] On some grown man B.I.\n[00:17.27] I could have been a girl\n[00:18.19] Or any ethnicity up in the world\n[00:20.90] But I'm rollin with the top back\n[00:21.81] I ain't gotta worry where the cops at\n[00:24.52] I ain't gotta wear a fucking bra strap\n[00:26.32] Me and the crew\n[00:27.20] Are really doing everything that we like to\n[00:29.99] Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude\n[00:32.66] Shit, im living good up in this bitch\n[00:34.47] Dicky rollin round the city, blowin good up in that wip\n[00:37.14] I ain't black or Dominican, not Hispanic or Indian\n[00:39.91] So imprisonment is not a predicament, I envision\n[00:42.67] For a white boy\n[00:43.51] Hollatcha muthafuckin kike, boy\n[00:46.22] Higher than a muthafuckin kite, it's iight boi\n[00:48.94] They ain't suspicious of jews\n[00:49.84] Ill show contrition it's cool\n[00:51.71] Slap on the wrist, get ma daddy to choose\n[00:53.45] One of them top lawyers dat be rollin round in his crew\n[00:56.28] I'm eating chop soy and bowlin on a carnival cruise\n[00:58.93] Das what I do kid\n[00:59.86] Happy that my name ain't stupid\n[01:02.65] Dave coulda been Daquan wit a few kids\n[01:05.39] But now I'm farting, overeating at meals\n[01:07.12] If ain't I gotta theme party, Ion't be at goodwill\n[01:09.96] I'm dentist paying, tennis playing, smellin on some cabernet\n[01:12.67] And I ain't gay but if I was, everything would be okay, look...\n[01:16.25] I know I'm being condescending in ma rhymes\n[01:18.06] But ma premium channels mean tyler perry's never live\n[01:20.80] Getting tickets, they sick, I sit at the eagle 45\n[01:23.57] Where I'm eating when I'm high's where they eat at to survive (food chainssss)\n[01:27.13] Yeah. It's little DI in this bitch ho\n[01:51.50] Happy that I'm white, but relieved I ain't a chick yo\n[01:54.27] I never wake up and have to cake on ma make up\n[01:56.05] Or straighten hair, I ain't given a damn\n[01:58.82] I'm wearing whatever I wanna in this muthafucka\n[02:00.60] They up in heels\n[02:01.55] And tummy tuckin, theyon't grub except for takin them pills, foreal...\n[02:05.11] And ion't bleach shit\n[02:06.97] Ion't gotta eat dick\n[02:07.81] I ain't bleeding up out ma penis\n[02:09.67] Smoking the weed, ion't fall asleep because I'm cheefing\n[02:12.38] In disagreements, i participate without weeping\n[02:15.09] And when I'm freaking, I'm getting daps, high fives, and all that\n[02:18.77] Ma rep goin up, and at best, ho a slut\n[02:21.40] So what up\n[02:22.33] Ya boy cut up\n[02:23.21] But eat butter\n[02:24.11] And I ain't gotta speak to ma mother... to still love her\n[02:26.88] And I been getting better looking with age\n[02:29.50] But a guy can get who he deserves wit a horrible face\n[02:31.35] Seal interlude\n[02:42.25] I go on dates, and never have to worry bout getting raped\n[02:44.95] And I watch a game and never have to worry bout how it's played\n[02:47.65] And I meet a babe and never have to act deliriously fake\n[02:50.48] And if impregnate I can pack a back and be on my way, but good luck girl!\n[03:17.52] Yeah... I'm happy as fuck man\n[03:19.32] First off I'm a dude so\n[03:21.13] There was a one in two chance of that sucking\n[03:23.88] But now I can run a seven minute mile\n[03:25.63] I can defend my self adequately\n[03:27.50] I can be logical\n[03:29.32] I can get along with my room-mates\n[03:31.13] Watch serious movies without being scared by them\n[03:33.88] And the on top of that I'm white\n[03:36.57] Which is like, amazing because\n[03:37.45] Everybody naturally assumes I'm a great person\n[03:40.19] I get a fair shot at the life i deserve\n[03:43.83] I mean I could underachieve my way into any college in the country\n[03:45.67] I get my hair cut at a salon\n[03:47.46] People hold the door open for me which is nice\n[03:51.05] Er, I never have to get into a fight, like, for social purposes\n[03:54.63] And please don't take this as me just disparaging black people\n[03:58.25] It ain't about that\n[03:59.14] It's about me being happy that I'm white, know what I'm saying?\n[04:01.80] But on that note, could someone explain to me why Fat Joe, and any other person of Hispanic descent, is allowed to say the N-word\n[04:09.16] I mean I guess it's unrelated but like that shit don't make any sense\n[04:12.77] I've been thinking about that shit a lot\n[04:13.61] Because like if I could say the N-word, it would really help my rhyme scheme out\n[04:18.18] It's like the perfect filler word\n[04:19.95] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: White Dude\n  artist: Lil Dicky\n  album: So Hard\n  duration_ms: 271234\n  instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: And y'ain't even want it wit da boy\n  start_ms: 10890\n  end_ms: 12730\n- text: Cuz the way I'm livin life, is a muthafuckin joy\n  start_ms: 12730\n  end_ms: 15420\n- text: On some grown man B.I.\n  start_ms: 15420\n  end_ms: 17270\n- text: I could have been a girl\n  start_ms: 17270\n  end_ms: 18190\n- text: Or any ethnicity up in the world\n  start_ms: 18190\n  end_ms: 20900\n- text: But I'm rollin with the top back\n  start_ms: 20900\n  end_ms: 21810\n- text: I ain't gotta worry where the cops at\n  start_ms: 21810\n  end_ms: 24520\n- text: I ain't gotta wear a fucking bra strap\n  start_ms: 24520\n  end_ms: 26320\n- text: Me and the crew\n  start_ms: 26320\n  end_ms: 27200\n- text: Are really doing everything that we like to\n  start_ms: 27200\n  end_ms: 29990\n- text: Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude\n  start_ms: 29990\n  end_ms: 32660\n- text: Shit, im living good up in this bitch\n  start_ms: 32660\n  end_ms: 34470\n- text: Dicky rollin round the city, blowin good up in that wip\n  start_ms: 34470\n  end_ms: 37140\n- text: I ain't black or Dominican, not Hispanic or Indian\n  start_ms: 37140\n  end_ms: 39910\n- text: So imprisonment is not a predicament, I envision\n  start_ms: 39910\n  end_ms: 42670\n- text: For a white boy\n  start_ms: 42670\n  end_ms: 43510\n- text: Hollatcha muthafuckin kike, boy\n  start_ms: 43510\n  end_ms: 46220\n- text: Higher than a muthafuckin kite, it's iight boi\n  start_ms: 46220\n  end_ms: 48940\n- text: They ain't suspicious of jews\n  start_ms: 48940\n  end_ms: 49840\n- text: Ill show contrition it's cool\n  start_ms: 49840\n  end_ms: 51710\n- text: Slap on the wrist, get ma daddy to choose\n  start_ms: 51710\n  end_ms: 53450\n- text: One of them top lawyers dat be rollin round in his crew\n  start_ms: 53450\n  end_ms: 56280\n- text: I'm eating chop soy and bowlin on a carnival cruise\n  start_ms: 56280\n  end_ms: 58930\n- text: Das what I do kid\n  start_ms: 58930\n  end_ms: 59860\n- text: Happy that my name ain't stupid\n  start_ms: 59860\n  end_ms: 62650\n- text: Dave coulda been Daquan wit a few kids\n  start_ms: 62650\n  end_ms: 65390\n- text: But now I'm farting, overeating at meals\n  start_ms: 65390\n  end_ms: 67120\n- text: If ain't I gotta theme party, Ion't be at goodwill\n  start_ms: 67120\n  end_ms: 69960\n- text: I'm dentist paying, tennis playing, smellin on some cabernet\n  start_ms: 69960\n  end_ms: 72670\n- text: And I ain't gay but if I was, everything would be okay, look...\n  start_ms: 72670\n  end_ms: 76250\n- text: I know I'm being condescending in ma rhymes\n  start_ms: 76250\n  end_ms: 78060\n- text: But ma premium channels mean tyler perry's never live\n  start_ms: 78060\n  end_ms: 80800\n- text: Getting tickets, they sick, I sit at the eagle 45\n  start_ms: 80800\n  end_ms: 83570\n- text: Where I'm eating when I'm high's where they eat at to survive (food chainssss)\n  start_ms: 83570\n  end_ms: 87130\n- text: Yeah. 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