[{"id":7503337,"name":"Lil Dicky – Jail (Part 1) (Bonus Track) [Official Lyric Video]","trackName":"Lil Dicky – Jail (Part 1) (Bonus Track) [Official Lyric Video]","artistName":"Lil Dicky","albumName":"unknown","duration":524.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"On stage rappin' (ugh)\nAin't shit to me, I'm a rapper, that's what I do (hey)\nYoung Dave snappin' (woo)\nThe crowd seem to fuck with me and I like 'em, too\n\nOrdinarily, I might joke around on the stage (ya)\nFunny motherfucker, class clown, 12th grade\nSometimes I might overstep my boundaries (hm)\nDo some weird shit, believe in the art of the joke (ya)\nIn this case, I was like, \"Ay, y'all a great crowd\nSo as a reward, do you wanna see my dick?\"\nCrowd went wild, now I'm kinda torn\nMid-show soft dick, is my worst soft dick\nI'm a moron (ya)\n\n\"Show your dick, show your dick!\"\nWhole crowd chants (shit)\nI'm like, \"I can't, but what 'bout nuts?\" (ya)\nPeople erupt, whipped out the nuts, cheers\n\nOff stage, head up to the dressin' room\nFive cops waitin' in my dressin' room\nGoddamn D, you blowin' up\nLook at how they beefin' up the security (ayy)\nI was like, \"Officers, I'll be okay\" (ya)\nOne cop said, \"Sir, you're under arrest\" (ha)\nI laughed in jest\nAssumed he was just showin' off for his cop friends\n\nOpened some Chex Mix\n\"Sir, I'm gonna need you to put on these cuffs\"\nI'm like, \"What?\"\n\"Sir, you just exposed yourself at an all-ages show nonetheless\"\n\n\"Wait, you talkin' 'bout showing nuts?\n(\"Sir\") that's like a common joke\nYou never just pull out a ball with your friends or\n(\"Sir\") Never?\n\"Sir, please put on these cuffs\"\n\"Wait, stop, no, this is actually happenin'?\"\n\n(\"Sir\") \"Wait, this is unfair\n(\"Sir\") I'm sorry, I swear!\n(\"Sir\") Please hear my out\"\n\"Sir, you're going to jail\"\nI'm like, \"Jail?\"\nHe like, \"Yeah!\"\nI'm like, \"Jail?\"\nYeah!\n\nBooked, bail\nPay it, scared (this is crazy)\nMonths pass, trial (real trial)\n45 parents press charges (oh)\nI got a DUI in college (stupid)\nThis was not my first offense (oh, my God)\nChildren were cryin' on the stand (stand)\nProbably the dorks of their class (you're a loser)\n\nNow it's the day of my reckonin'\nThey 'bout to give me my sentencin'\nCan't even breathe and I'm tremblin'\nThe jury arrived at a verdict (guilty)\nI thought I misheard it (guilty)\nMama Burd goin' berserk (my son!)\nWait, you said two years, Your Honor? (Yes)\n\nOn the bus to Chuckawalla\nThey got me chained to Roberto\nTat on his face he was fidgety\nShook as can be as we pullin' in (hm)\nThey take my picture, unchain me\nThey give me my state I.D (thanks)\nThen they took me to a room and told me to \"spread your cheeks\" (ewww)\nI was like, \"Like this?\" (like this?)\nThey like, \"Yeah, but rake your nuts\n\"Rake, rake my nuts?\nLike pull 'em up? Yes, oh, okay\"\n\nThey made me squat and cough (ah, ah)\nStandard procedure, I'm with it (it's cool)\nAfter I finished, I had a minute with the guard\nSay to him, \"Sir, I know this is bizarre\nBut the whole rape thing, is it, like, real?\nIs it actually a thing in jail? Or?\"\nHe like, \"Yeah\"\nI'm like, \"Yeah?\" (it really happens?)\nHe like, \"Yeah\" (isn't it your job to protect people?)\n\nGettin' walked to my cell (we got a white boy)\nWalkin' through jail (woo, woo, woo, woo, yeah!)\nShit is like hell (you dead, you dead)\nIt's just like the movies (gettin' fucked!)\nScreamin' and hollerin', hootin' (fresh meat!)\nA black guy said, \"I'll break your back!\" (on your back now)\nHispanic guy ask, \"What that mouth like?\" (I'ma need that)\nA neo-Nazi just smiles (hmm)\n\nWe get to my cell\nGot a cellmate named Raheem (hi, I'm Dave)\nGood dude, wonder why he in (I'm Raheem)\nThen he asked me what I even did (what'd you do?)\nI explained the whole thing (yeah)\nWas performin' (yeah)\nShowed my nuts (huh?)\nTotally innocent, like\nWell, I did it, but it was an innocent act\nIt's not a big deal\n\nNow I'm here in Chuckawalla for two years\nFor exposin' myself to minors\n\"Whoa, whoa, you a pedophile?\" Raheem said\nNo, I'm not a pedophile, you just heard the story\nOkay, okay, okay, you cannot let anyone know this\nWhy? It's not a big-\nIf they find out, then it's over\nOver? You raped, dead, maybe\nRaped, dead? Let's just think of solutions instead\nRaped, dead?\n\nIn here, there's the blacks and the Mexicans\nWell, what about those white supremacists? (Heh)\nThey see that you're Jewish it's evident (it's evident? What does)\nThe Blacks and the Mexicans don't have inherent hatred for you (true)\nYou gotta pick one of them for protection (who?)\nThe Blacks or the Mexicans? (Yes)\n\nUh, I mean, I guess I'll go Blacks, right?\nBlacks (okay)\nI just don't know much about Mexicans (I hear you)\nLike, at home I would hang out with Blacks (go with Blacks then)\nWell, how do they know I'm with Blacks?\nLike, how do I refer to it?\n\nDo I say \"Blacks\"? (You won't have to say)\nI feel like it'd be weird if I said, \"I'm with the blacks\" (it's not like that)\nHow is it referred to?\nDon't worry, I'll make sure that everyone knows you're with us\n\nThree o'clock rec ball\nPretty solid courts, real good runs\nWatched on the sidelines, didn't try to run\nCallin' for next would be callin' for death\nReal good black dude roll his ankle (ugh)\nMexican guy on the side says, \"Ay, carumbo\"\n\nNow there's a squad, that's only got four players\nAnd in jail the other team picks his replacement\nThey look around and my heart started racin'\nOne guy is beelinin' straight up at David\n'Cause they probably think I'm a horrible player\nThey like, \"All right, take this white, skinny bitch\"\n\nLittle did they know I'm a bad motherfucker on the court\nFirst play hit 'em with a cross, up-fake\nNext play, wide open three, like, wet\nThe yard takin' notice (yo)\nI take a charge, but they don't even notice (bro)\nDon't leave him open, his jumper is potent (ha)\nPat on the back, feel like a black\nDap, dap, dap\n\nAll the sudden, a Mexican guy walks on the court and says\n\"Stop the game, stop the game, stop the game\"\nGets in my face\nSays, \"You know what he did?\"\nEveryone's frozen in place\n\"You know what he did? (What'd he do? What'd he do?)\nHe raped some kids\"\n\n\"Whoa, whoa, whoa, not true!\", I said\nHe said, \"One was my niece!\"\nHold on, I can explain, I'm a rapper\nI was on stage (you ain't no motherfuckin' rapper)\nYes, I am (we gon' rape you)\nNo, I am a rapper\nI'll spit, you want me to spit?\nI'll fucking spit, I'll-\n\nYou 'bout to get fucked, pendejo!\nListen, my dick sucks, my dick sucks\nUh, that's just a hook\nRemember the name, Don Quixote\nThat's the guy that will fuck you later\nOkay, chismoso? (Hahaha)\nThen he walked away\n\nI tried to play it cool, I'm like, \"Back to the game\"\nPunched in the back (ah)\nThrown off the court\nI'm like, \"I'm with the Blacks!\" (that made it worse)\nSmack! Smack! Smack!\n\nI'm like, \"I didn't rape no kids, I just showed my sack\nYou never did that, like, with your friends?\" (Fuck nah, pussy)\n\"It was just a joke!\nI believe in the art of the joke (that don't sound very funny)\nYeah, but you should've seen it, it worked\nThey laughed, the joke was successful\"\nThey whipped my ass, (pa pa)\nNow I'm not with the Blacks (you ain't Black)\n\nLick my wounds in my cell (eh hu)\nTell Raheem all the facts (this guy walked on the court)\nHe like, \"Oh, no! Don Quixote? (yeah)\nThat's the most dangerous Mexican (really?)\nAnd now all the Blacks not protectin' you\nYeah, no shit, and by the way\nThey didn't take kindly to me sayin' I was with the Blacks\nWell, now\n\nNow everyone's got the green light (green light)\nI wish I could make it be right (Raheem)\nYou're definitely gonna get raped (raped, dead?)\nIf I were you, I'd learn to fight\nI can't fight, I'd lose every fight\n\nInstead of fightin' back\nWhat if I offer, like, willin' head?\nWilling head?\"\nI'm like, \"Yeah\"\nWilling head? Yeah\n\nThink about it\nNobody wants a fight (that's not true)\nI would much rather give consensual head\nThan get fucked up my ass and die\nWell, it's not gon' be an option like that\nNo, no, hear me out\n\nWhat if one day up in the caf' I stuck a paper on the wall? (A paper?)\nYeah, a sign-up sheet (a sign-up sheet?)\nYeah, with time slots (what? Time slots?)\nYeah, for head\nYou know, if you, if you don't rape me\nI'll give you the best head you'll ever get in jail\nAnd I'll be such a joy, so pleasant\nWhat a great companion I could be (I don't think)\n\nThis is so smart (uh)\nYeah! (Uh)\nThen word would get around about the head\nAnd everybody would start to realize\nThe second I'm raped, that the head off the table\nBetter than anal\nThe brothers would kill for this shit, Cain and Abel\n\nYou're not gon' have the option like that, cuh\nIt's, it's cool when you say, \"cuh\"\nLike cuz, but you, \"cuh\"\nWhere you from, Raheem?\nMan, I gotta nap\nOh, when you wake then\n\nCaf', tuna fish (ugh)\nActually surprised because this shit fire (hmm)\nUsually I'm real picky with my tuna type\nOnly like my mom's and Subway's\n\"Did you guys know\nThat Subway's the biggest chain in the world, over McDonald's?\"\n\nNo one responded\nTap Raheem's shoulder, I said\n\"Did you know that, Raheem?\" (uh)\nHe like, \"What?\"\n\"That Subway's the biggest chain?\nBigger than McDonald's\" (no)\n\nWaking back to my cell (aye)\nJust me and the guard, I feel greasy (yeah)\nAll the sudden he bail (what the fuck?)\nThen as I turned the corner, I saw Don Quixote (fuck)\nFuck, this is it, oh, my God, Dave, you're so raped (fuck)\nThought of my options, he started approachin' (oh)\nI'm like, \"Quixote, relax. I'm open to it\"\n\nCome here\nKissed on his neck\nLicked on his ears\nTook off his shirt\nKissed on his stomach, his chest is so bulbous\n\nBut I'm playing my part (yeah)\nHe fallin' hard (yeah)\nI got his heart (yeah)\nI get down to my knees, ayy\nTease, ayy\n\nWhipped out the dick (oh, my God, so big, ah)\nVeins, everywhere, so many veins\nOff-colored dick\nDarker than I expected\nI realized in that moment\nI've never seen a Mexicano's dick before\n\nSpit on the dick\nHis guard fallen\nCocked his head back real slow\nAnd then said, \"Ay, carumbo\"\nPlan coming to fruition\nI open wide, put the tip in\nAnd I close my eyes, and pray to God and\n\nThen I bit off his dick (ay, carumbo)\nSpit out his dick (ugh)\nHe fell to his knees, blood everywhere\nDon Quixote is dead","syncedLyrics":"[00:07.86] On stage rappin' (ugh)\n[00:10.01] Ain't shit to me, I'm a rapper, that's what I do (hey)\n[00:11.99] Young Dave snappin' (woo)\n[00:13.95] The crowd seem to fuck with me and I like 'em, too\n[00:15.68] Ordinarily, I might joke around on the stage (ya)\n[00:17.89] Funny motherfucker, class clown, 12th grade\n[00:19.75] Sometimes I might overstep my boundaries (hm)\n[00:21.54] Do some weird shit, believe in the art of the joke (ya)\n[00:24.24] In this case, I was like, \"Ay, y'all a great crowd\n[00:26.44] So as a reward, do you wanna see my dick?\"\n[00:27.94] Crowd went wild, now I'm kinda torn\n[00:29.68] Mid-show soft dick, is my worst soft dick\n[00:31.44] I'm a moron (ya)\n[00:32.51] \"Show your dick, show your dick!\"\n[00:34.38] Whole crowd chants (shit)\n[00:35.22] I'm like, \"I can't, but what 'bout nuts?\" (ya)\n[00:36.72] People erupt, whipped out the nuts, cheers\n[00:39.84] Off stage, head up to the dressin' room\n[00:41.16] Five cops waitin' in my dressin' room\n[00:42.77] Goddamn D, you blowin' up\n[00:44.29] Look at how they beefin' up the security (ayy)\n[00:45.88] I was like, \"Officers, I'll be okay\" (ya)\n[00:47.62] One cop said, \"Sir, you're under arrest\" (ha)\n[00:49.62] I laughed in jest\n[00:50.78] Assumed he was just showin' off for his cop friends\n[00:52.78] Opened some Chex Mix\n[00:53.70] \"Sir, I'm gonna need you to put on these cuffs\"\n[00:55.40] I'm like, \"What?\"\n[00:56.36] \"Sir, you just exposed yourself at an all-ages show nonetheless\"\n[00:59.03] \"Wait, you talkin' 'bout showing nuts?\n[01:00.06] (\"Sir\") that's like a common joke\n[01:01.42] You never just pull out a ball with your friends or\n[01:03.45] (\"Sir\") Never?\n[01:04.15] \"Sir, please put on these cuffs\"\n[01:05.18] \"Wait, stop, no, this is actually happenin'?\"\n[01:07.27] (\"Sir\") \"Wait, this is unfair\n[01:08.46] (\"Sir\") I'm sorry, I swear!\n[01:09.57] (\"Sir\") Please hear my out\"\n[01:10.76] \"Sir, you're going to jail\"\n[01:12.82] I'm like, \"Jail?\"\n[01:14.81] He like, \"Yeah!\"\n[01:16.85] I'm like, \"Jail?\"\n[01:19.14] Yeah!\n[01:20.48] Booked, bail\n[01:22.15] Pay it, scared (this is crazy)\n[01:24.09] Months pass, trial (real trial)\n[01:26.22] 45 parents press charges (oh)\n[01:28.28] I got a DUI in college (stupid)\n[01:30.13] This was not my first offense (oh, my God)\n[01:32.08] Children were cryin' on the stand (stand)\n[01:34.25] Probably the dorks of their class (you're a loser)\n[01:36.43] Now it's the day of my reckonin'\n[01:38.37] They 'bout to give me my sentencin'\n[01:40.47] Can't even breathe and I'm tremblin'\n[01:42.25] The jury arrived at a verdict (guilty)\n[01:44.86] I thought I misheard it (guilty)\n[01:46.36] Mama Burd goin' berserk (my son!)\n[01:48.45] Wait, you said two years, Your Honor? (Yes)\n[01:50.46] On the bus to Chuckawalla\n[01:52.12] They got me chained to Roberto\n[01:54.29] Tat on his face he was fidgety\n[01:56.13] Shook as can be as we pullin' in (hm)\n[01:58.15] They take my picture, unchain me\n[01:59.64] They give me my state I.D (thanks)\n[02:01.28] Then they took me to a room and told me to \"spread your cheeks\" (ewww)\n[02:04.03] I was like, \"Like this?\" (like this?)\n[02:06.22] They like, \"Yeah, but rake your nuts\n[02:08.04] \"Rake, rake my nuts?\n[02:09.80] Like pull 'em up? Yes, oh, okay\"\n[02:12.38] They made me squat and cough (ah, ah)\n[02:13.98] Standard procedure, I'm with it (it's cool)\n[02:16.22] After I finished, I had a minute with the guard\n[02:18.53] Say to him, \"Sir, I know this is bizarre\n[02:20.52] But the whole rape thing, is it, like, real?\n[02:22.71] Is it actually a thing in jail? Or?\"\n[02:24.79] He like, \"Yeah\"\n[02:26.91] I'm like, \"Yeah?\" (it really happens?)\n[02:28.93] He like, \"Yeah\" (isn't it your job to protect people?)\n[02:31.37] Gettin' walked to my cell (we got a white boy)\n[02:33.85] Walkin' through jail (woo, woo, woo, woo, yeah!)\n[02:35.83] Shit is like hell (you dead, you dead)\n[02:37.72] It's just like the movies (gettin' fucked!)\n[02:39.18] Screamin' and hollerin', hootin' (fresh meat!)\n[02:41.19] A black guy said, \"I'll break your back!\" (on your back now)\n[02:43.20] Hispanic guy ask, \"What that mouth like?\" (I'ma need that)\n[02:45.13] A neo-Nazi just smiles (hmm)\n[02:47.16] We get to my cell\n[02:49.56] Got a cellmate named Raheem (hi, I'm Dave)\n[02:51.79] Good dude, wonder why he in (I'm Raheem)\n[02:53.62] Then he asked me what I even did (what'd you do?)\n[02:55.68] I explained the whole thing (yeah)\n[02:56.78] Was performin' (yeah)\n[02:57.86] Showed my nuts (huh?)\n[02:58.83] Totally innocent, like\n[03:00.43] Well, I did it, but it was an innocent act\n[03:02.74] It's not a big deal\n[03:03.67] Now I'm here in Chuckawalla for two years\n[03:05.95] For exposin' myself to minors\n[03:07.59] \"Whoa, whoa, you a pedophile?\" Raheem said\n[03:09.58] No, I'm not a pedophile, you just heard the story\n[03:10.93] Okay, okay, okay, you cannot let anyone know this\n[03:13.66] Why? It's not a big-\n[03:14.30] If they find out, then it's over\n[03:15.77] Over? You raped, dead, maybe\n[03:17.68] Raped, dead? Let's just think of solutions instead\n[03:19.31] Raped, dead?\n[03:20.07] In here, there's the blacks and the Mexicans\n[03:21.90] Well, what about those white supremacists? (Heh)\n[03:23.75] They see that you're Jewish it's evident (it's evident? What does)\n[03:26.54] The Blacks and the Mexicans don't have inherent hatred for you (true)\n[03:29.45] You gotta pick one of them for protection (who?)\n[03:31.67] The Blacks or the Mexicans? (Yes)\n[03:33.27] Uh, I mean, I guess I'll go Blacks, right?\n[03:35.54] Blacks (okay)\n[03:36.37] I just don't know much about Mexicans (I hear you)\n[03:37.57] Like, at home I would hang out with Blacks (go with Blacks then)\n[03:40.48] Well, how do they know I'm with Blacks?\n[03:41.73] Like, how do I refer to it?\n[03:43.53] Do I say \"Blacks\"? (You won't have to say)\n[03:45.08] I feel like it'd be weird if I said, \"I'm with the blacks\" (it's not like that)\n[03:48.36] How is it referred to?\n[03:49.32] Don't worry, I'll make sure that everyone knows you're with us\n[03:51.67] Three o'clock rec ball\n[03:53.22] Pretty solid courts, real good runs\n[03:55.16] Watched on the sidelines, didn't try to run\n[03:57.30] Callin' for next would be callin' for death\n[03:59.27] Real good black dude roll his ankle (ugh)\n[04:01.23] Mexican guy on the side says, \"Ay, carumbo\"\n[04:03.56] Now there's a squad, that's only got four players\n[04:05.76] And in jail the other team picks his replacement\n[04:07.61] They look around and my heart started racin'\n[04:09.69] One guy is beelinin' straight up at David\n[04:11.73] 'Cause they probably think I'm a horrible player\n[04:13.72] They like, \"All right, take this white, skinny bitch\"\n[04:15.67] Little did they know I'm a bad motherfucker on the court\n[04:18.12] First play hit 'em with a cross, up-fake\n[04:20.13] Next play, wide open three, like, wet\n[04:22.74] The yard takin' notice (yo)\n[04:23.84] I take a charge, but they don't even notice (bro)\n[04:25.69] Don't leave him open, his jumper is potent (ha)\n[04:27.70] Pat on the back, feel like a black\n[04:29.99] Dap, dap, dap\n[04:31.06] All the sudden, a Mexican guy walks on the court and says\n[04:33.87] \"Stop the game, stop the game, stop the game\"\n[04:36.04] Gets in my face\n[04:37.34] Says, \"You know what he did?\"\n[04:39.04] Everyone's frozen in place\n[04:40.72] \"You know what he did? (What'd he do? What'd he do?)\n[04:42.87] He raped some kids\"\n[04:43.78] \"Whoa, whoa, whoa, not true!\", I said\n[04:45.70] He said, \"One was my niece!\"\n[04:46.44] Hold on, I can explain, I'm a rapper\n[04:48.30] I was on stage (you ain't no motherfuckin' rapper)\n[04:50.97] Yes, I am (we gon' rape you)\n[04:52.46] No, I am a rapper\n[04:53.57] I'll spit, you want me to spit?\n[04:55.17] I'll fucking spit, I'll-\n[04:56.03] You 'bout to get fucked, pendejo!\n[04:57.60] Listen, my dick sucks, my dick sucks\n[04:59.53] Uh, that's just a hook\n[05:00.60] Remember the name, Don Quixote\n[05:03.22] That's the guy that will fuck you later\n[05:04.63] Okay, chismoso? (Hahaha)\n[05:06.55] Then he walked away\n[05:07.64] I tried to play it cool, I'm like, \"Back to the game\"\n[05:09.71] Punched in the back (ah)\n[05:10.87] Thrown off the court\n[05:11.38] I'm like, \"I'm with the Blacks!\" (that made it worse)\n[05:13.46] Smack! Smack! Smack!\n[05:14.99] I'm like, \"I didn't rape no kids, I just showed my sack\n[05:17.77] You never did that, like, with your friends?\" (Fuck nah, pussy)\n[05:20.96] \"It was just a joke!\n[05:21.38] I believe in the art of the joke (that don't sound very funny)\n[05:23.74] Yeah, but you should've seen it, it worked\n[05:25.42] They laughed, the joke was successful\"\n[05:26.92] They whipped my ass, (pa pa)\n[05:28.98] Now I'm not with the Blacks (you ain't Black)\n[05:31.07] Lick my wounds in my cell (eh hu)\n[05:33.04] Tell Raheem all the facts (this guy walked on the court)\n[05:35.06] He like, \"Oh, no! Don Quixote? (yeah)\n[05:37.35] That's the most dangerous Mexican (really?)\n[05:39.04] And now all the Blacks not protectin' you\n[05:40.60] Yeah, no shit, and by the way\n[05:42.26] They didn't take kindly to me sayin' I was with the Blacks\n[05:44.21] Well, now\n[05:46.27] Now everyone's got the green light (green light)\n[05:48.33] I wish I could make it be right (Raheem)\n[05:50.08] You're definitely gonna get raped (raped, dead?)\n[05:52.11] If I were you, I'd learn to fight\n[05:53.64] I can't fight, I'd lose every fight\n[05:55.92] Instead of fightin' back\n[05:57.01] What if I offer, like, willin' head?\n[06:00.56] Willing head?\"\n[06:02.76] I'm like, \"Yeah\"\n[06:04.55] Willing head? Yeah\n[06:08.31] Think about it\n[06:09.67] Nobody wants a fight (that's not true)\n[06:11.42] I would much rather give consensual head\n[06:13.59] Than get fucked up my ass and die\n[06:15.83] Well, it's not gon' be an option like that\n[06:17.32] No, no, hear me out\n[06:18.47] What if one day up in the caf' I stuck a paper on the wall? (A paper?)\n[06:21.89] Yeah, a sign-up sheet (a sign-up sheet?)\n[06:24.90] Yeah, with time slots (what? Time slots?)\n[06:29.31] Yeah, for head\n[06:30.82] You know, if you, if you don't rape me\n[06:32.32] I'll give you the best head you'll ever get in jail\n[06:35.20] And I'll be such a joy, so pleasant\n[06:37.89] What a great companion I could be (I don't think)\n[06:39.76] This is so smart (uh)\n[06:41.16] Yeah! (Uh)\n[06:42.54] Then word would get around about the head\n[06:44.71] And everybody would start to realize\n[06:46.77] The second I'm raped, that the head off the table\n[06:48.61] Better than anal\n[06:49.82] The brothers would kill for this shit, Cain and Abel\n[06:51.44] You're not gon' have the option like that, cuh\n[06:53.94] It's, it's cool when you say, \"cuh\"\n[06:56.11] Like cuz, but you, \"cuh\"\n[06:58.35] Where you from, Raheem?\n[07:00.18] Man, I gotta nap\n[07:02.33] Oh, when you wake then\n[07:03.76] Caf', tuna fish (ugh)\n[07:05.95] Actually surprised because this shit fire (hmm)\n[07:07.59] Usually I'm real picky with my tuna type\n[07:09.82] Only like my mom's and Subway's\n[07:11.26] \"Did you guys know\n[07:12.07] That Subway's the biggest chain in the world, over McDonald's?\"\n[07:15.85] No one responded\n[07:18.06] Tap Raheem's shoulder, I said\n[07:20.20] \"Did you know that, Raheem?\" (uh)\n[07:22.77] He like, \"What?\"\n[07:24.63] \"That Subway's the biggest chain?\n[07:25.80] Bigger than McDonald's\" (no)\n[07:27.77] Waking back to my cell (aye)\n[07:29.55] Just me and the guard, I feel greasy (yeah)\n[07:31.42] All the sudden he bail (what the fuck?)\n[07:33.50] Then as I turned the corner, I saw Don Quixote (fuck)\n[07:35.75] Fuck, this is it, oh, my God, Dave, you're so raped (fuck)\n[07:37.61] Thought of my options, he started approachin' (oh)\n[07:39.57] I'm like, \"Quixote, relax. I'm open to it\"\n[07:42.11] Come here\n[07:43.06] Kissed on his neck\n[07:45.18] Licked on his ears\n[07:47.59] Took off his shirt\n[07:49.57] Kissed on his stomach, his chest is so bulbous\n[07:51.90] But I'm playing my part (yeah)\n[07:53.73] He fallin' hard (yeah)\n[07:54.61] I got his heart (yeah)\n[07:55.71] I get down to my knees, ayy\n[07:57.58] Tease, ayy\n[07:59.10] Whipped out the dick (oh, my God, so big, ah)\n[08:05.85] Veins, everywhere, so many veins\n[08:08.55] Off-colored dick\n[08:09.55] Darker than I expected\n[08:11.15] I realized in that moment\n[08:12.58] I've never seen a Mexicano's dick before\n[08:15.12] Spit on the dick\n[08:18.72] His guard fallen\n[08:20.23] Cocked his head back real slow\n[08:22.08] And then said, \"Ay, carumbo\"\n[08:24.23] Plan coming to fruition\n[08:25.60] I open wide, put the tip in\n[08:27.32] And I close my eyes, and pray to God and\n[08:30.23] Then I bit off his dick (ay, carumbo)\n[08:34.59] Spit out his dick (ugh)\n[08:37.97] He fell to his knees, blood everywhere\n[08:42.45] Don Quixote is dead\n[08:43.09] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n title: Lil Dicky – Jail (Part 1) (Bonus Track) [Official Lyric Video]\n artist: Lil Dicky\n album: unknown\n duration_ms: 524000\n instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: On stage rappin' (ugh)\n start_ms: 7860\n end_ms: 10010\n- text: Ain't shit to me, I'm a rapper, that's what I do (hey)\n start_ms: 10010\n end_ms: 11990\n- text: Young Dave snappin' (woo)\n start_ms: 11990\n end_ms: 13950\n- text: The crowd seem to fuck with me and I like 'em, too\n start_ms: 13950\n end_ms: 15680\n- text: Ordinarily, I might joke around on the stage (ya)\n start_ms: 15680\n end_ms: 17890\n- text: Funny motherfucker, class clown, 12th grade\n start_ms: 17890\n end_ms: 19750\n- text: Sometimes I might overstep my boundaries (hm)\n start_ms: 19750\n end_ms: 21540\n- text: Do some weird shit, believe in the art of the joke (ya)\n start_ms: 21540\n end_ms: 24240\n- text: In this case, I was like, \"Ay, y'all a great crowd\n start_ms: 24240\n end_ms: 26440\n- text: So as a reward, do you wanna see my dick?\"\n start_ms: 26440\n end_ms: 27940\n- text: Crowd went wild, now I'm kinda torn\n start_ms: 27940\n end_ms: 29680\n- text: Mid-show soft dick, is my worst soft dick\n start_ms: 29680\n end_ms: 31440\n- text: I'm a moron (ya)\n start_ms: 31440\n end_ms: 32510\n- text: '\"Show your dick, show your dick!\"'\n start_ms: 32510\n end_ms: 34380\n- text: Whole crowd chants (shit)\n start_ms: 34380\n end_ms: 35220\n- text: I'm like, \"I can't, but what 'bout nuts?\" (ya)\n start_ms: 35220\n end_ms: 36720\n- text: People erupt, whipped out the nuts, cheers\n start_ms: 36720\n end_ms: 39840\n- text: Off stage, head up to the dressin' room\n start_ms: 39840\n end_ms: 41160\n- text: Five cops waitin' in my dressin' room\n start_ms: 41160\n end_ms: 42770\n- text: Goddamn D, you blowin' up\n start_ms: 42770\n end_ms: 44290\n- text: Look at how they beefin' up the security (ayy)\n start_ms: 44290\n end_ms: 45880\n- text: I was like, \"Officers, I'll be okay\" (ya)\n start_ms: 45880\n end_ms: 47620\n- text: One cop said, \"Sir, you're under arrest\" (ha)\n start_ms: 47620\n end_ms: 49620\n- text: I laughed in jest\n start_ms: 49620\n end_ms: 50780\n- text: Assumed he was just showin' off for his cop friends\n start_ms: 50780\n end_ms: 52780\n- text: Opened some Chex Mix\n start_ms: 52780\n end_ms: 53700\n- text: '\"Sir, I''m gonna need you to put on these cuffs\"'\n start_ms: 53700\n end_ms: 55400\n- text: I'm like, \"What?\"\n start_ms: 55400\n end_ms: 56360\n- text: '\"Sir, you just exposed yourself at an all-ages show nonetheless\"'\n start_ms: 56360\n end_ms: 59030\n- text: '\"Wait, you talkin'' ''bout showing nuts?'\n start_ms: 59030\n end_ms: 60060\n- text: (\"Sir\") that's like a common joke\n start_ms: 60060\n end_ms: 61420\n- text: You never just pull out a ball with your friends or\n start_ms: 61420\n end_ms: 63450\n- text: (\"Sir\") Never?\n start_ms: 63450\n end_ms: 64150\n- text: '\"Sir, please put on these cuffs\"'\n start_ms: 64150\n end_ms: 65180\n- text: '\"Wait, stop, no, this is actually happenin''?\"'\n start_ms: 65180\n end_ms: 67270\n- text: (\"Sir\") \"Wait, this is unfair\n start_ms: 67270\n end_ms: 68460\n- text: (\"Sir\") I'm sorry, I swear!\n start_ms: 68460\n end_ms: 69570\n- text: (\"Sir\") Please hear my out\"\n start_ms: 69570\n end_ms: 70760\n- text: '\"Sir, you''re going to jail\"'\n start_ms: 70760\n end_ms: 72820\n- text: I'm like, \"Jail?\"\n start_ms: 72820\n end_ms: 74810\n- text: He like, \"Yeah!\"\n start_ms: 74810\n end_ms: 76850\n- text: I'm like, \"Jail?\"\n start_ms: 76850\n end_ms: 79140\n- text: Yeah!\n start_ms: 79140\n end_ms: 80480\n- text: Booked, bail\n start_ms: 80480\n end_ms: 82150\n- text: Pay it, scared (this is crazy)\n start_ms: 82150\n end_ms: 84090\n- text: Months pass, trial (real trial)\n start_ms: 84090\n end_ms: 86220\n- text: 45 parents press charges (oh)\n start_ms: 86220\n end_ms: 88280\n- text: I got a DUI in college (stupid)\n start_ms: 88280\n end_ms: 90130\n- text: This was not my first offense (oh, my God)\n start_ms: 90130\n end_ms: 92080\n- text: Children were cryin' on the stand (stand)\n start_ms: 92080\n end_ms: 94250\n- text: Probably the dorks of their class (you're a loser)\n start_ms: 94250\n end_ms: 96430\n- text: Now it's the day of my reckonin'\n start_ms: 96430\n end_ms: 98370\n- text: They 'bout to give me my sentencin'\n start_ms: 98370\n end_ms: 100470\n- text: Can't even breathe and I'm tremblin'\n start_ms: 100470\n end_ms: 102250\n- text: The jury arrived at a verdict (guilty)\n start_ms: 102250\n end_ms: 104860\n- text: I thought I misheard it (guilty)\n start_ms: 104860\n end_ms: 106360\n- text: Mama Burd goin' berserk (my son!)\n start_ms: 106360\n end_ms: 108450\n- text: Wait, you said two years, Your Honor? (Yes)\n start_ms: 108450\n end_ms: 110460\n- text: On the bus to Chuckawalla\n start_ms: 110460\n end_ms: 112120\n- text: They got me chained to Roberto\n start_ms: 112120\n end_ms: 114290\n- text: Tat on his face he was fidgety\n start_ms: 114290\n end_ms: 116130\n- text: Shook as can be as we pullin' in (hm)\n start_ms: 116130\n end_ms: 118150\n- text: They take my picture, unchain me\n start_ms: 118150\n end_ms: 119640\n- text: They give me my state I.D (thanks)\n start_ms: 119640\n end_ms: 121280\n- text: Then they took me to a room and told me to \"spread your cheeks\" (ewww)\n start_ms: 121280\n end_ms: 124030\n- text: I was like, \"Like this?\" (like this?)\n start_ms: 124030\n end_ms: 126220\n- text: They like, \"Yeah, but rake your nuts\n start_ms: 126220\n end_ms: 128040\n- text: '\"Rake, rake my nuts?'\n start_ms: 128040\n end_ms: 129800\n- text: Like pull 'em up? Yes, oh, okay\"\n start_ms: 129800\n end_ms: 132380\n- text: They made me squat and cough (ah, ah)\n start_ms: 132380\n end_ms: 133980\n- text: Standard procedure, I'm with it (it's cool)\n start_ms: 133980\n end_ms: 136220\n- text: After I finished, I had a minute with the guard\n start_ms: 136220\n end_ms: 138530\n- text: Say to him, \"Sir, I know this is bizarre\n start_ms: 138530\n end_ms: 140520\n- text: But the whole rape thing, is it, like, real?\n start_ms: 140520\n end_ms: 142710\n- text: Is it actually a thing in jail? Or?\"\n start_ms: 142710\n end_ms: 144790\n- text: He like, \"Yeah\"\n start_ms: 144790\n end_ms: 146910\n- text: I'm like, \"Yeah?\" (it really happens?)\n start_ms: 146910\n end_ms: 148930\n- text: He like, \"Yeah\" (isn't it your job to protect people?)\n start_ms: 148930\n end_ms: 151370\n- text: Gettin' walked to my cell (we got a white boy)\n start_ms: 151370\n end_ms: 153850\n- text: Walkin' through jail (woo, woo, woo, woo, yeah!)\n start_ms: 153850\n end_ms: 155830\n- text: Shit is like hell (you dead, you dead)\n start_ms: 155830\n end_ms: 157720\n- text: It's just like the movies (gettin' fucked!)\n start_ms: 157720\n end_ms: 159180\n- text: Screamin' and hollerin', hootin' (fresh meat!)\n start_ms: 159180\n end_ms: 161190\n- text: A black guy said, \"I'll break your back!\" (on your back now)\n start_ms: 161190\n end_ms: 163200\n- text: Hispanic guy ask, \"What that mouth like?\" (I'ma need that)\n start_ms: 163200\n end_ms: 165130\n- text: A neo-Nazi just smiles (hmm)\n start_ms: 165130\n end_ms: 167160\n- text: We get to my cell\n start_ms: 167160\n end_ms: 169560\n- text: Got a cellmate named Raheem (hi, I'm Dave)\n start_ms: 169560\n end_ms: 171790\n- text: Good dude, wonder why he in (I'm Raheem)\n start_ms: 171790\n end_ms: 173620\n- text: Then he asked me what I even did (what'd you do?)\n start_ms: 173620\n end_ms: 175680\n- text: I explained the whole thing (yeah)\n start_ms: 175680\n end_ms: 176780\n- text: Was performin' (yeah)\n start_ms: 176780\n end_ms: 177860\n- text: Showed my nuts (huh?)\n start_ms: 177860\n end_ms: 178830\n- text: Totally innocent, like\n start_ms: 178830\n end_ms: 180430\n- text: Well, I did it, but it was an innocent act\n start_ms: 180430\n end_ms: 182740\n- text: It's not a big deal\n start_ms: 182740\n end_ms: 183670\n- text: Now I'm here in Chuckawalla for two years\n start_ms: 183670\n end_ms: 185950\n- text: For exposin' myself to minors\n start_ms: 185950\n end_ms: 187590\n- text: '\"Whoa, whoa, you a pedophile?\" Raheem said'\n start_ms: 187590\n end_ms: 189580\n- text: No, I'm not a pedophile, you just heard the story\n start_ms: 189580\n end_ms: 190930\n- text: Okay, okay, okay, you cannot let anyone know this\n start_ms: 190930\n end_ms: 193660\n- text: Why? It's not a big-\n start_ms: 193660\n end_ms: 194300\n- text: If they find out, then it's over\n start_ms: 194300\n end_ms: 195770\n- text: Over? You raped, dead, maybe\n start_ms: 195770\n end_ms: 197680\n- text: Raped, dead? Let's just think of solutions instead\n start_ms: 197680\n end_ms: 199310\n- text: Raped, dead?\n start_ms: 199310\n end_ms: 200070\n- text: In here, there's the blacks and the Mexicans\n start_ms: 200070\n end_ms: 201900\n- text: Well, what about those white supremacists? (Heh)\n start_ms: 201900\n end_ms: 203750\n- text: They see that you're Jewish it's evident (it's evident? What does)\n start_ms: 203750\n end_ms: 206540\n- text: The Blacks and the Mexicans don't have inherent hatred for you (true)\n start_ms: 206540\n end_ms: 209450\n- text: You gotta pick one of them for protection (who?)\n start_ms: 209450\n end_ms: 211670\n- text: The Blacks or the Mexicans? (Yes)\n start_ms: 211670\n end_ms: 213270\n- text: Uh, I mean, I guess I'll go Blacks, right?\n start_ms: 213270\n end_ms: 215540\n- text: Blacks (okay)\n start_ms: 215540\n end_ms: 216370\n- text: I just don't know much about Mexicans (I hear you)\n start_ms: 216370\n end_ms: 217570\n- text: Like, at home I would hang out with Blacks (go with Blacks then)\n start_ms: 217570\n end_ms: 220480\n- text: Well, how do they know I'm with Blacks?\n start_ms: 220480\n end_ms: 221730\n- text: Like, how do I refer to it?\n start_ms: 221730\n end_ms: 223530\n- text: Do I say \"Blacks\"? (You won't have to say)\n start_ms: 223530\n end_ms: 225080\n- text: I feel like it'd be weird if I said, \"I'm with the blacks\" (it's not like that)\n start_ms: 225080\n end_ms: 228360\n- text: How is it referred to?\n start_ms: 228360\n end_ms: 229320\n- text: Don't worry, I'll make sure that everyone knows you're with us\n start_ms: 229320\n end_ms: 231670\n- text: Three o'clock rec ball\n start_ms: 231670\n end_ms: 233220\n- text: Pretty solid courts, real good runs\n start_ms: 233220\n end_ms: 235160\n- text: Watched on the sidelines, didn't try to run\n start_ms: 235160\n end_ms: 237300\n- text: Callin' for next would be callin' for death\n start_ms: 237300\n end_ms: 239270\n- text: Real good black dude roll his ankle (ugh)\n start_ms: 239270\n end_ms: 241230\n- text: Mexican guy on the side says, \"Ay, carumbo\"\n start_ms: 241230\n end_ms: 243560\n- text: Now there's a squad, that's only got four players\n start_ms: 243560\n end_ms: 245760\n- text: And in jail the other team picks his replacement\n start_ms: 245760\n end_ms: 247610\n- text: They look around and my heart started racin'\n start_ms: 247610\n end_ms: 249690\n- text: One guy is beelinin' straight up at David\n start_ms: 249690\n end_ms: 251730\n- text: '''Cause they probably think I''m a horrible player'\n start_ms: 251730\n end_ms: 253720\n- text: They like, \"All right, take this white, skinny bitch\"\n start_ms: 253720\n end_ms: 255670\n- text: Little did they know I'm a bad motherfucker on the court\n start_ms: 255670\n end_ms: 258120\n- text: First play hit 'em with a cross, up-fake\n start_ms: 258120\n end_ms: 260130\n- text: Next play, wide open three, like, wet\n start_ms: 260130\n end_ms: 262740\n- text: The yard takin' notice (yo)\n start_ms: 262740\n end_ms: 263840\n- text: I take a charge, but they don't even notice (bro)\n start_ms: 263840\n end_ms: 265690\n- text: Don't leave him open, his jumper is potent (ha)\n start_ms: 265690\n end_ms: 267700\n- text: Pat on the back, feel like a black\n start_ms: 267700\n end_ms: 269990\n- text: Dap, dap, dap\n start_ms: 269990\n end_ms: 271060\n- text: All the sudden, a Mexican guy walks on the court and says\n start_ms: 271060\n end_ms: 273870\n- text: '\"Stop the game, stop the game, stop the game\"'\n start_ms: 273870\n end_ms: 276040\n- text: Gets in my face\n start_ms: 276040\n end_ms: 277340\n- text: Says, \"You know what he did?\"\n start_ms: 277340\n end_ms: 279040\n- text: Everyone's frozen in place\n start_ms: 279040\n end_ms: 280720\n- text: '\"You know what he did? (What''d he do? What''d he do?)'\n start_ms: 280720\n end_ms: 282870\n- text: He raped some kids\"\n start_ms: 282870\n end_ms: 283780\n- text: '\"Whoa, whoa, whoa, not true!\", I said'\n start_ms: 283780\n end_ms: 285700\n- text: He said, \"One was my niece!\"\n start_ms: 285700\n end_ms: 286440\n- text: Hold on, I can explain, I'm a rapper\n start_ms: 286440\n end_ms: 288300\n- text: I was on stage (you ain't no motherfuckin' rapper)\n start_ms: 288300\n end_ms: 290970\n- text: Yes, I am (we gon' rape you)\n start_ms: 290970\n end_ms: 292460\n- text: No, I am a rapper\n start_ms: 292460\n end_ms: 293570\n- text: I'll spit, you want me to spit?\n start_ms: 293570\n end_ms: 295170\n- text: I'll fucking spit, I'll-\n start_ms: 295170\n end_ms: 296030\n- text: You 'bout to get fucked, pendejo!\n start_ms: 296030\n end_ms: 297600\n- text: Listen, my dick sucks, my dick sucks\n start_ms: 297600\n end_ms: 299530\n- text: Uh, that's just a hook\n start_ms: 299530\n end_ms: 300600\n- text: Remember the name, Don Quixote\n start_ms: 300600\n end_ms: 303220\n- text: That's the guy that will fuck you later\n start_ms: 303220\n end_ms: 304630\n- text: Okay, chismoso? (Hahaha)\n start_ms: 304630\n end_ms: 306550\n- text: Then he walked away\n start_ms: 306550\n end_ms: 307640\n- text: I tried to play it cool, I'm like, \"Back to the game\"\n start_ms: 307640\n end_ms: 309710\n- text: Punched in the back (ah)\n start_ms: 309710\n end_ms: 310870\n- text: Thrown off the court\n start_ms: 310870\n end_ms: 311380\n- text: I'm like, \"I'm with the Blacks!\" (that made it worse)\n start_ms: 311380\n end_ms: 313460\n- text: Smack! Smack! Smack!\n start_ms: 313460\n end_ms: 314990\n- text: I'm like, \"I didn't rape no kids, I just showed my sack\n start_ms: 314990\n end_ms: 317770\n- text: You never did that, like, with your friends?\" (Fuck nah, pussy)\n start_ms: 317770\n end_ms: 320960\n- text: '\"It was just a joke!'\n start_ms: 320960\n end_ms: 321380\n- text: I believe in the art of the joke (that don't sound very funny)\n start_ms: 321380\n end_ms: 323740\n- text: Yeah, but you should've seen it, it worked\n start_ms: 323740\n end_ms: 325420\n- text: They laughed, the joke was successful\"\n start_ms: 325420\n end_ms: 326920\n- text: They whipped my ass, (pa pa)\n start_ms: 326920\n end_ms: 328980\n- text: Now I'm not with the Blacks (you ain't Black)\n start_ms: 328980\n end_ms: 331070\n- text: Lick my wounds in my cell (eh hu)\n start_ms: 331070\n end_ms: 333040\n- text: Tell Raheem all the facts (this guy walked on the court)\n start_ms: 333040\n end_ms: 335060\n- text: He like, \"Oh, no! Don Quixote? (yeah)\n start_ms: 335060\n end_ms: 337350\n- text: That's the most dangerous Mexican (really?)\n start_ms: 337350\n end_ms: 339040\n- text: And now all the Blacks not protectin' you\n start_ms: 339040\n end_ms: 340600\n- text: Yeah, no shit, and by the way\n start_ms: 340600\n end_ms: 342260\n- text: They didn't take kindly to me sayin' I was with the Blacks\n start_ms: 342260\n end_ms: 344210\n- text: Well, now\n start_ms: 344210\n end_ms: 346270\n- text: Now everyone's got the green light (green light)\n start_ms: 346270\n end_ms: 348330\n- text: I wish I could make it be right (Raheem)\n start_ms: 348330\n end_ms: 350080\n- text: You're definitely gonna get raped (raped, dead?)\n start_ms: 350080\n end_ms: 352110\n- text: If I were you, I'd learn to fight\n start_ms: 352110\n end_ms: 353640\n- text: I can't fight, I'd lose every fight\n start_ms: 353640\n end_ms: 355920\n- text: Instead of fightin' back\n start_ms: 355920\n end_ms: 357010\n- text: What if I offer, like, willin' head?\n start_ms: 357010\n end_ms: 360560\n- text: Willing head?\"\n start_ms: 360560\n end_ms: 362760\n- text: I'm like, \"Yeah\"\n start_ms: 362760\n end_ms: 364550\n- text: Willing head? Yeah\n start_ms: 364550\n end_ms: 368310\n- text: Think about it\n start_ms: 368310\n end_ms: 369670\n- text: Nobody wants a fight (that's not true)\n start_ms: 369670\n end_ms: 371420\n- text: I would much rather give consensual head\n start_ms: 371420\n end_ms: 373590\n- text: Than get fucked up my ass and die\n start_ms: 373590\n end_ms: 375830\n- text: Well, it's not gon' be an option like that\n start_ms: 375830\n end_ms: 377320\n- text: No, no, hear me out\n start_ms: 377320\n end_ms: 378470\n- text: What if one day up in the caf' I stuck a paper on the wall? (A paper?)\n start_ms: 378470\n end_ms: 381890\n- text: Yeah, a sign-up sheet (a sign-up sheet?)\n start_ms: 381890\n end_ms: 384900\n- text: Yeah, with time slots (what? Time slots?)\n start_ms: 384900\n end_ms: 389310\n- text: Yeah, for head\n start_ms: 389310\n end_ms: 390820\n- text: You know, if you, if you don't rape me\n start_ms: 390820\n end_ms: 392320\n- text: I'll give you the best head you'll ever get in jail\n start_ms: 392320\n end_ms: 395200\n- text: And I'll be such a joy, so pleasant\n start_ms: 395200\n end_ms: 397890\n- text: What a great companion I could be (I don't think)\n start_ms: 397890\n end_ms: 399760\n- text: This is so smart (uh)\n start_ms: 399760\n end_ms: 401160\n- text: Yeah! (Uh)\n start_ms: 401160\n end_ms: 402540\n- text: Then word would get around about the head\n start_ms: 402540\n end_ms: 404710\n- text: And everybody would start to realize\n start_ms: 404710\n end_ms: 406770\n- text: The second I'm raped, that the head off the table\n start_ms: 406770\n end_ms: 408610\n- text: Better than anal\n start_ms: 408610\n end_ms: 409820\n- text: The brothers would kill for this shit, Cain and Abel\n start_ms: 409820\n end_ms: 411440\n- text: You're not gon' have the option like that, cuh\n start_ms: 411440\n end_ms: 413940\n- text: It's, it's cool when you say, \"cuh\"\n start_ms: 413940\n end_ms: 416110\n- text: Like cuz, but you, \"cuh\"\n start_ms: 416110\n end_ms: 418350\n- text: Where you from, Raheem?\n start_ms: 418350\n end_ms: 420180\n- text: Man, I gotta nap\n start_ms: 420180\n end_ms: 422330\n- text: Oh, when you wake then\n start_ms: 422330\n end_ms: 423760\n- text: Caf', tuna fish (ugh)\n start_ms: 423760\n end_ms: 425950\n- text: Actually surprised because this shit fire (hmm)\n start_ms: 425950\n end_ms: 427590\n- text: Usually I'm real picky with my tuna type\n start_ms: 427590\n end_ms: 429820\n- text: Only like my mom's and Subway's\n start_ms: 429820\n end_ms: 431260\n- text: '\"Did you guys know'\n start_ms: 431260\n end_ms: 432070\n- text: That Subway's the biggest chain in the world, over McDonald's?\"\n start_ms: 432070\n end_ms: 435850\n- text: No one responded\n start_ms: 435850\n end_ms: 438060\n- text: Tap Raheem's shoulder, I said\n start_ms: 438060\n end_ms: 440200\n- text: '\"Did you know that, Raheem?\" (uh)'\n start_ms: 440200\n end_ms: 442770\n- text: He like, \"What?\"\n start_ms: 442770\n end_ms: 444630\n- text: '\"That Subway''s the biggest chain?'\n start_ms: 444630\n end_ms: 445800\n- text: Bigger than McDonald's\" (no)\n start_ms: 445800\n end_ms: 447770\n- text: Waking back to my cell (aye)\n start_ms: 447770\n end_ms: 449550\n- text: Just me and the guard, I feel greasy (yeah)\n start_ms: 449550\n end_ms: 451420\n- text: All the sudden he bail (what the fuck?)\n start_ms: 451420\n end_ms: 453500\n- text: Then as I turned the corner, I saw Don Quixote (fuck)\n start_ms: 453500\n end_ms: 455750\n- text: Fuck, this is it, oh, my God, Dave, you're so raped (fuck)\n start_ms: 455750\n end_ms: 457610\n- text: Thought of my options, he started approachin' (oh)\n start_ms: 457610\n end_ms: 459570\n- text: I'm like, \"Quixote, relax. I'm open to it\"\n start_ms: 459570\n end_ms: 462110\n- text: Come here\n start_ms: 462110\n end_ms: 463060\n- text: Kissed on his neck\n start_ms: 463060\n end_ms: 465180\n- text: Licked on his ears\n start_ms: 465180\n end_ms: 467590\n- text: Took off his shirt\n start_ms: 467590\n end_ms: 469570\n- text: Kissed on his stomach, his chest is so bulbous\n start_ms: 469570\n end_ms: 471900\n- text: But I'm playing my part (yeah)\n start_ms: 471900\n end_ms: 473730\n- text: He fallin' hard (yeah)\n start_ms: 473730\n end_ms: 474610\n- text: I got his heart (yeah)\n start_ms: 474610\n end_ms: 475710\n- text: I get down to my knees, ayy\n start_ms: 475710\n end_ms: 477580\n- text: Tease, ayy\n start_ms: 477580\n end_ms: 479100\n- text: Whipped out the dick (oh, my God, so big, ah)\n start_ms: 479100\n end_ms: 485850\n- text: Veins, everywhere, so many veins\n start_ms: 485850\n end_ms: 488550\n- text: Off-colored dick\n start_ms: 488550\n end_ms: 489550\n- text: Darker than I expected\n start_ms: 489550\n end_ms: 491150\n- text: I realized in that moment\n start_ms: 491150\n end_ms: 492580\n- text: I've never seen a Mexicano's dick before\n start_ms: 492580\n end_ms: 495120\n- text: Spit on the dick\n start_ms: 495120\n end_ms: 498720\n- text: His guard fallen\n start_ms: 498720\n end_ms: 500230\n- text: Cocked his head back real slow\n start_ms: 500230\n end_ms: 502080\n- text: And then said, \"Ay, carumbo\"\n start_ms: 502080\n end_ms: 504230\n- text: Plan coming to fruition\n start_ms: 504230\n end_ms: 505600\n- text: I open wide, put the tip in\n start_ms: 505600\n end_ms: 507320\n- text: And I close my eyes, and pray to God and\n start_ms: 507320\n end_ms: 510230\n- text: Then I bit off his dick (ay, carumbo)\n start_ms: 510230\n end_ms: 514590\n- text: Spit out his dick (ugh)\n start_ms: 514590\n end_ms: 517970\n- text: He fell to his knees, blood everywhere\n start_ms: 517970\n end_ms: 522450\n- text: Don Quixote is dead\n start_ms: 522450\n end_ms: 523090\n- text: ''\n start_ms: 523090\nplain: |-\n On stage rappin' (ugh)\n Ain't shit to me, I'm a rapper, that's what I do (hey)\n Young Dave snappin' (woo)\n The crowd seem to fuck with me and I like 'em, too\n\n Ordinarily, I might joke around on the stage (ya)\n Funny motherfucker, class clown, 12th grade\n Sometimes I might overstep my boundaries (hm)\n Do some weird shit, believe in the art of the joke (ya)\n In this case, I was like, \"Ay, y'all a great crowd\n So as a reward, do you wanna see my dick?\"\n Crowd went wild, now I'm kinda torn\n Mid-show soft dick, is my worst soft dick\n I'm a moron (ya)\n\n \"Show your dick, show your dick!\"\n Whole crowd chants (shit)\n I'm like, \"I can't, but what 'bout nuts?\" (ya)\n People erupt, whipped out the nuts, cheers\n\n Off stage, head up to the dressin' room\n Five cops waitin' in my dressin' room\n Goddamn D, you blowin' up\n Look at how they beefin' up the security (ayy)\n I was like, \"Officers, I'll be okay\" (ya)\n One cop said, \"Sir, you're under arrest\" (ha)\n I laughed in jest\n Assumed he was just showin' off for his cop friends\n\n Opened some Chex Mix\n \"Sir, I'm gonna need you to put on these cuffs\"\n I'm like, \"What?\"\n \"Sir, you just exposed yourself at an all-ages show nonetheless\"\n\n \"Wait, you talkin' 'bout showing nuts?\n (\"Sir\") that's like a common joke\n You never just pull out a ball with your friends or\n (\"Sir\") Never?\n \"Sir, please put on these cuffs\"\n \"Wait, stop, no, this is actually happenin'?\"\n\n (\"Sir\") \"Wait, this is unfair\n (\"Sir\") I'm sorry, I swear!\n (\"Sir\") Please hear my out\"\n \"Sir, you're going to jail\"\n I'm like, \"Jail?\"\n He like, \"Yeah!\"\n I'm like, \"Jail?\"\n Yeah!\n\n Booked, bail\n Pay it, scared (this is crazy)\n Months pass, trial (real trial)\n 45 parents press charges (oh)\n I got a DUI in college (stupid)\n This was not my first offense (oh, my God)\n Children were cryin' on the stand (stand)\n Probably the dorks of their class (you're a loser)\n\n Now it's the day of my reckonin'\n They 'bout to give me my sentencin'\n Can't even breathe and I'm tremblin'\n The jury arrived at a verdict (guilty)\n I thought I misheard it (guilty)\n Mama Burd goin' berserk (my son!)\n Wait, you said two years, Your Honor? (Yes)\n\n On the bus to Chuckawalla\n They got me chained to Roberto\n Tat on his face he was fidgety\n Shook as can be as we pullin' in (hm)\n They take my picture, unchain me\n They give me my state I.D (thanks)\n Then they took me to a room and told me to \"spread your cheeks\" (ewww)\n I was like, \"Like this?\" (like this?)\n They like, \"Yeah, but rake your nuts\n \"Rake, rake my nuts?\n Like pull 'em up? Yes, oh, okay\"\n\n They made me squat and cough (ah, ah)\n Standard procedure, I'm with it (it's cool)\n After I finished, I had a minute with the guard\n Say to him, \"Sir, I know this is bizarre\n But the whole rape thing, is it, like, real?\n Is it actually a thing in jail? Or?\"\n He like, \"Yeah\"\n I'm like, \"Yeah?\" (it really happens?)\n He like, \"Yeah\" (isn't it your job to protect people?)\n\n Gettin' walked to my cell (we got a white boy)\n Walkin' through jail (woo, woo, woo, woo, yeah!)\n Shit is like hell (you dead, you dead)\n It's just like the movies (gettin' fucked!)\n Screamin' and hollerin', hootin' (fresh meat!)\n A black guy said, \"I'll break your back!\" (on your back now)\n Hispanic guy ask, \"What that mouth like?\" (I'ma need that)\n A neo-Nazi just smiles (hmm)\n\n We get to my cell\n Got a cellmate named Raheem (hi, I'm Dave)\n Good dude, wonder why he in (I'm Raheem)\n Then he asked me what I even did (what'd you do?)\n I explained the whole thing (yeah)\n Was performin' (yeah)\n Showed my nuts (huh?)\n Totally innocent, like\n Well, I did it, but it was an innocent act\n It's not a big deal\n\n Now I'm here in Chuckawalla for two years\n For exposin' myself to minors\n \"Whoa, whoa, you a pedophile?\" Raheem said\n No, I'm not a pedophile, you just heard the story\n Okay, okay, okay, you cannot let anyone know this\n Why? It's not a big-\n If they find out, then it's over\n Over? You raped, dead, maybe\n Raped, dead? Let's just think of solutions instead\n Raped, dead?\n\n In here, there's the blacks and the Mexicans\n Well, what about those white supremacists? (Heh)\n They see that you're Jewish it's evident (it's evident? What does)\n The Blacks and the Mexicans don't have inherent hatred for you (true)\n You gotta pick one of them for protection (who?)\n The Blacks or the Mexicans? (Yes)\n\n Uh, I mean, I guess I'll go Blacks, right?\n Blacks (okay)\n I just don't know much about Mexicans (I hear you)\n Like, at home I would hang out with Blacks (go with Blacks then)\n Well, how do they know I'm with Blacks?\n Like, how do I refer to it?\n\n Do I say \"Blacks\"? (You won't have to say)\n I feel like it'd be weird if I said, \"I'm with the blacks\" (it's not like that)\n How is it referred to?\n Don't worry, I'll make sure that everyone knows you're with us\n\n Three o'clock rec ball\n Pretty solid courts, real good runs\n Watched on the sidelines, didn't try to run\n Callin' for next would be callin' for death\n Real good black dude roll his ankle (ugh)\n Mexican guy on the side says, \"Ay, carumbo\"\n\n Now there's a squad, that's only got four players\n And in jail the other team picks his replacement\n They look around and my heart started racin'\n One guy is beelinin' straight up at David\n 'Cause they probably think I'm a horrible player\n They like, \"All right, take this white, skinny bitch\"\n\n Little did they know I'm a bad motherfucker on the court\n First play hit 'em with a cross, up-fake\n Next play, wide open three, like, wet\n The yard takin' notice (yo)\n I take a charge, but they don't even notice (bro)\n Don't leave him open, his jumper is potent (ha)\n Pat on the back, feel like a black\n Dap, dap, dap\n\n All the sudden, a Mexican guy walks on the court and says\n \"Stop the game, stop the game, stop the game\"\n Gets in my face\n Says, \"You know what he did?\"\n Everyone's frozen in place\n \"You know what he did? (What'd he do? What'd he do?)\n He raped some kids\"\n\n \"Whoa, whoa, whoa, not true!\", I said\n He said, \"One was my niece!\"\n Hold on, I can explain, I'm a rapper\n I was on stage (you ain't no motherfuckin' rapper)\n Yes, I am (we gon' rape you)\n No, I am a rapper\n I'll spit, you want me to spit?\n I'll fucking spit, I'll-\n\n You 'bout to get fucked, pendejo!\n Listen, my dick sucks, my dick sucks\n Uh, that's just a hook\n Remember the name, Don Quixote\n That's the guy that will fuck you later\n Okay, chismoso? (Hahaha)\n Then he walked away\n\n I tried to play it cool, I'm like, \"Back to the game\"\n Punched in the back (ah)\n Thrown off the court\n I'm like, \"I'm with the Blacks!\" (that made it worse)\n Smack! Smack! Smack!\n\n I'm like, \"I didn't rape no kids, I just showed my sack\n You never did that, like, with your friends?\" (Fuck nah, pussy)\n \"It was just a joke!\n I believe in the art of the joke (that don't sound very funny)\n Yeah, but you should've seen it, it worked\n They laughed, the joke was successful\"\n They whipped my ass, (pa pa)\n Now I'm not with the Blacks (you ain't Black)\n\n Lick my wounds in my cell (eh hu)\n Tell Raheem all the facts (this guy walked on the court)\n He like, \"Oh, no! Don Quixote? (yeah)\n That's the most dangerous Mexican (really?)\n And now all the Blacks not protectin' you\n Yeah, no shit, and by the way\n They didn't take kindly to me sayin' I was with the Blacks\n Well, now\n\n Now everyone's got the green light (green light)\n I wish I could make it be right (Raheem)\n You're definitely gonna get raped (raped, dead?)\n If I were you, I'd learn to fight\n I can't fight, I'd lose every fight\n\n Instead of fightin' back\n What if I offer, like, willin' head?\n Willing head?\"\n I'm like, \"Yeah\"\n Willing head? Yeah\n\n Think about it\n Nobody wants a fight (that's not true)\n I would much rather give consensual head\n Than get fucked up my ass and die\n Well, it's not gon' be an option like that\n No, no, hear me out\n\n What if one day up in the caf' I stuck a paper on the wall? (A paper?)\n Yeah, a sign-up sheet (a sign-up sheet?)\n Yeah, with time slots (what? Time slots?)\n Yeah, for head\n You know, if you, if you don't rape me\n I'll give you the best head you'll ever get in jail\n And I'll be such a joy, so pleasant\n What a great companion I could be (I don't think)\n\n This is so smart (uh)\n Yeah! (Uh)\n Then word would get around about the head\n And everybody would start to realize\n The second I'm raped, that the head off the table\n Better than anal\n The brothers would kill for this shit, Cain and Abel\n\n You're not gon' have the option like that, cuh\n It's, it's cool when you say, \"cuh\"\n Like cuz, but you, \"cuh\"\n Where you from, Raheem?\n Man, I gotta nap\n Oh, when you wake then\n\n Caf', tuna fish (ugh)\n Actually surprised because this shit fire (hmm)\n Usually I'm real picky with my tuna type\n Only like my mom's and Subway's\n \"Did you guys know\n That Subway's the biggest chain in the world, over McDonald's?\"\n\n No one responded\n Tap Raheem's shoulder, I said\n \"Did you know that, Raheem?\" (uh)\n He like, \"What?\"\n \"That Subway's the biggest chain?\n Bigger than McDonald's\" (no)\n\n Waking back to my cell (aye)\n Just me and the guard, I feel greasy (yeah)\n All the sudden he bail (what the fuck?)\n Then as I turned the corner, I saw Don Quixote (fuck)\n Fuck, this is it, oh, my God, Dave, you're so raped (fuck)\n Thought of my options, he started approachin' (oh)\n I'm like, \"Quixote, relax. I'm open to it\"\n\n Come here\n Kissed on his neck\n Licked on his ears\n Took off his shirt\n Kissed on his stomach, his chest is so bulbous\n\n But I'm playing my part (yeah)\n He fallin' hard (yeah)\n I got his heart (yeah)\n I get down to my knees, ayy\n Tease, ayy\n\n Whipped out the dick (oh, my God, so big, ah)\n Veins, everywhere, so many veins\n Off-colored dick\n Darker than I expected\n I realized in that moment\n I've never seen a Mexicano's dick before\n\n Spit on the dick\n His guard fallen\n Cocked his head back real slow\n And then said, \"Ay, carumbo\"\n Plan coming to fruition\n I open wide, put the tip in\n And I close my eyes, and pray to God and\n\n Then I bit off his dick (ay, carumbo)\n Spit out his dick (ugh)\n He fell to his knees, blood everywhere\n Don Quixote is dead\n"},{"id":5650139,"name":"Jail (Part 1)","trackName":"Jail (Part 1)","artistName":"Lil Dicky","albumName":"Penith (The DAVE Soundtrack)","duration":524.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"On stage rappin' (ew)\nAin't shit to me, I'm a rapper, that's what I do (hey)\nYoung Dave snappin' (woo)\nThe crowd seem to fuck with me and I like 'em, too\nOrdinarily I might joke around on the stage (ya)\nFunny motherfucker, class clown, 12th grade\nSometimes I might overstep my boundaries (hm)\n\nDo some weird shit\nBelieve in the art of the joke (ya)\nIn this case, I was like\n\"Ay, y'all a great crowd\nSo as a reward, do you wanna see my dick?\"\nCrowd went wild, now I'm kinda torn\nMid-show soft dick, is my worst soft dick\nI'm a moron (ya)\n\n\"Show your dick, show your dick!\"\nWhole crowd chants (shit)\nI'm like, \"I can't, but what 'bout nuts?\" (ya)\nPeople erupt, whipped out the nuts, cheers\n\nOff stage, head up to the dressin' room\nFive cops waitin' in my dressin' room\nGoddamn D, you blowin' up\nLook at how they beefin' up the security (aye)\nI was like, \"Officers, I'll be okay\" (ya)\nOne cop said, \"Sir, you're under arrest\" (ha)\nI laughed in jest\nAssumed he was just showin' off for his cop friends\n\nOpened some Chex Mix\n\"Sir, I'm gonna need you to put on these cuffs\"\nI'm like, \"What?\"\n\"Sir, you just exposed yourself\nAt an all-ages show nonetheless\nWait, you talkin' 'bout showing nuts?\n\nSir, that's like a common joke\nYou never just pull out a ball with your friends or\nSir, never?\nSir, please put on these cuffs\nWait, stop, no, this is actually happenin'?\n\nSir, wait, this is unfair\nSir! I'm sorry, I swear!\nSir! Please hear my out\nSir, you're going to jail\"\nI'm like, \"Jail?\"\nHe like, \"Yeah!\"\nI'm like, \"Jail?\"\nYeah!\n\nBooked, bail\nPay it, scared (this is crazy)\nMonths pass, trial (real trial)\n45 parents press charges (oh)\nI got a DUI in college (stupid)\nThis was not my first offense (oh, my God)\nChildren were cryin' on the stand (stand)\nProbably the dorks of their class (you're a loser)\n\nNow it's the day of my reckonin'\nThey 'bout to give me my sentencin'\nCan't even breathe and I'm tremblin'\nThe jury arrived at a verdict (guilty)\nI thought I misheard it (guilty)\nMama Burd goin' berserk (my son!)\nWait, you said two years, Your Honor? (yes)\n\nOn the bus to Chuckawalla\nThey got me chained to Roberto\nTat on his face he was fidgety\nShook as can be as we pullin' in (hm)\n\nThey take my picture, unchain me\nThey give me my state I.D (thanks)\nThen they took me to a room\nAnd told me to \"spread your cheeks\" (ewww)\nI was like, \"Like this?\" (like this?)\nThey like, \"Yeah, but rake your nuts\nRake, rake my nuts?\nLike pull 'em up? Yes, oh, okay\"\n\nThey made me squat and cough (ah., ah)\nStandard procedure, I'm with it (it's cool)\nAfter I finished, I had a minute with the guard\nSay to him, \"Sir, I know this is bizarre\nBut the whole rape thing, is it, like, real?\n\nIs it actually a thing in jail? Or?\"\nHe like, \"Yeah\"\nI'm like, \"Yeah?\" (it really happens?)\nHe like, \"Yeah\" (isn't it your job to protect people?)\n\nGettin' walked to my cell (we got a white boy)\nWalkin' through jail (wooo wooo wooo, woo yeah!)\nShit is like hell (you dead, you dead)\nIt's just like the movies (gettin' fucked!)\nScreamin' and hollerin', hootin' (fresh meat!)\nA black guy said, \"I'll break your back!\" (on your back now)\nHispanic guy ask, \"What that mouth like?\" (I'ma need that)\nA neo-Nazi just smiles (hmm)\n\nWe get to my, cell\nGot a cellmate named Raheem (hi, I'm Dave)\nGood dude, wonder why he in (I'm Raheem)\nThen he asked me what I even did (what'd you do?)\n\nI explained the whole thing, (yeah)\nWas performin' (yeah)\nShowed my nuts (huh?)\nTotally innocent, like\nWell, I did it, but it was an innocent act\nIt's not a big deal\nNow I'm here in Chuckawalla for two years\nFor exposin' myself to minors\n\n\"Whoa, whoa, you a pedophile?\" Raheem said\nNo, I'm not a pedophile, you just heard the story\nOkay, okay, okay, you cannot let anyone know this\nWhy? It's not a big\nIf they find out, then it's over\nOver? You raped, dead, maybe\nRaped, dead? Let's just think of solutions instead\nRaped, dead?\n\nIn here, there's the blacks and the Mexicans\nWell, what about those white supremacists? (heh)\nThey see that you're Jewish it's evident (it's evident? What does)\nThe blacks and the Mexicans don't have inherent hatred for you (true)\nYou gotta pick one of them for protection (who?)\nThe blacks or the Mexicans? (yes)\n\nUh, I mean, I guess I'll go blacks, right?\nBlacks, okay\nI just don't know much about Mexicans (I hear you)\nLike, at home I would hang out with blacks (go with blacks then)\nWell, how do they know I'm with blacks?\nLike, how do I refer to it?\n\nDo I say \"Blacks\"? (you won't have to say)\nI feel like it'd be weird\nIf I said, \"I'm with the blacks\" (it's not like that)\nHow is it referred to?\nDon't worry, I'll make sure that everyone knows you're with us\n\nThree o'clock rec ball\nPretty solid courts, real good runs\nWatched on the sidelines, didn't try to run\nCallin' for next would be callin' for death\nReal good black dude roll his ankle (ewww)\nMexican guy on the side says, \"Ay, carumbo\"\n\nNow there's a squad, that's only got four players\nAnd in jail the other team picks his replacement\nThey look around and my heart started racin'\nOne guy is beelinin' straight up at David\n'Cause they probably think I'm a horrible player\nThey like, \"All right, take this white, skinny bitch\"\n\nLittle did they know I'm a bad motherfucker on the court\nFirst play hit 'em with a cross, up-fake (swoosh)\nNext play, wide open three, like (swoosh), wet\nThe yard takin' notice (yo)\nI take a charge, but they don't even notice (bro)\nDon't leave him open, his jumper is potent (ha)\nPat on the back, feel like a black\nDap, dap, dap\n\nAll the sudden, a Mexican guy\nWalks on the court and says\n\"Stop the game, stop the game, stop the game.\"\nGets in my face\nSays, \"You know what he did?\"\nEveryone's frozen in place\n\"You know what he did? (what'd he do? What'd he do?)\nHe raped some kids\"\n\n\"Whoa, whoa, whoa, not true!\", I said\nHe said, \"One was my niece!\"\nHold on, I can explain, I'm a rapper\nI was on stage (you ain't no motherfuckin' rapper)\nYes, I am (we gon' rape you)\nNo, I am a rapper\nI'll spit, you want me to spit?\nI'll fucking spit! I'll\n\nYou 'bout to get fucked, pendejo!\nListen, my dick sucks, my dick sucks\nUh, that's just a hook\nRemember the name, Don Quixote\nThat's the guy that will fuck you later\nOkay, chismoso? (hahaha)\nThen he walked away\n\nI tried to play it cool, I'm like, \"Back to the game\"\nPunched in the back (ah)\nThrown off the court\nI'm like, \"I'm with the Blacks!\" (that made it worse)\nSmack! Smack! Smack!\n\nI'm like, \"I didn't rape no kids, I just showed my sack\nYou never did that, like, with your friends? (Ain't fuck nah, pussy)\nIt was just a joke!\nI believe in the art of the joke (that don't sound very funny)\nYeah, but you should've seen it, it worked\nThey laughed, the joke was successful\"\nThey whipped my ass, (pa pa)\nNow I'm not with the blacks (you ain't black)\n\nLick my wounds in my cell (eh hu)\nTell Raheem all the facts (this guy walked on the court)\nHe like, \"Oh, no! Don Quixote? (yeah)\nThat's the most dangerous Mexican (really?)\nAnd now all the Blacks not protectin' you\nYeah, no shit, and by the way\nThey didn't take kindly to me sayin' I was with the blacks\nWell, now (offft)\n\nNow everyone's got the green light (green light)\nI wish I could make it be right (Raheem)\nYou're definitely gonna get raped (raped, dead?)\nIf I were you, I'd learn to fight\nI can't fight, I'd lose every fight\n\nInstead of fightin' back\nWhat if I offer, like, willin' head?\nWillin' head?\"\nI'm like, \"Yeah\"\nWilling head? Yeah\n\nThink about it\nNobody wants to fight (that's not true)\nI would much rather give consensual head\nThan get fucked up my ass and die\nWell, it's not gon' be an option like that\nNo, no, hear me out\n\nWhat if one day up in the caf' I stuck a paper on the wall? (a paper?)\nYeah, a sign-up sheet (a sign-up sheet?)\nYeah, with time slots (what, time slots?)\nYeah, for head\nYou know, if you, if you don't rape me\nI'll give you the best head you'll ever get in jail\nAnd I'll be such a joy, so pleasant\nWhat a great companion I could be (I don't think)\n\nThis is so smart (uh)\nYeah! Uh\nThen word would get around about the head\nAnd everybody would start to realize\nThe second I'm raped, that the head off the table\nBetter than anal\nThe brothers would kill for this shit, Cain and Abel\n\nYou're not gonna have the option like that, cuh\nIt's, it's cool when you say cuh\nLike cuz, but you, cuh\nWhere you from, Raheem?\nMan, I gotta nap\nOh, when you wake then\n\nCaf', tuna fish (ugh)\nActually surprised because this shit fire (hmm)\nUsually I'm real picky with my tuna type\nOnly like my mom's and Subway's\nDid you guys know\nThat Subway's the biggest chain in the world, over McDonald's?\"\n\nNo one responded\nTap Raheem's shoulder, I said\n\"Did you know that, Raheem?\" (uh)\nHe like, \"What?\"\n\"That Subway's the biggest chain?\nBigger than McDonald's\" (no)\n\nWaking back to my cell (aye)\nJust me and the guard, I feel greasy (yeah)\nAll the sudden he bail (what the fuck)\nThen as I turned the corner, I saw Don Quixote (fuck)\nFuck, this is it, oh, my God\nDave, you're so raped (fuck)\nThought of my options, he started approachin' (oh)\nI'm like, \"Quixote, relax. I'm open to it\"\n\nCome here\nKissed on his neck\nLicked on his ears\nTook off his shirt\nKissed on his stomach, his chest is so bulbous\n\nBut I'm playing my part (yeah)\nHe fallin' hard, (yeah)\nI got his heart (yeah)\nI get down to my knees, aye\nTease, aye\n\nWhipped out the dick (oh, my God, so big, ah)\nVeins, everywhere, so many veins\nOff-colored dick\nDarker than I expected\nI realized in that moment\nI've never seen a Mexicano's dick before\nSpit on the dick (pusst)\n\nHis guard fallen\nCocked his head back real slow\nAnd then said, \"Ay, carumbo\"\nPlan coming to fruition\n\nI open wide, put the tip in\nAnd I close my eyes, and pray to God and\nThen I bit off his dick (ay, carumbo)\nSpit out his dick (ugh)\nHe fell to his knees, blood everywhere\nDon Quixote is dead","syncedLyrics":"[00:07.82] On stage rappin' (ew)\n[00:10.04] Ain't shit to me, I'm a rapper, that's what I do (hey)\n[00:11.96] Young Dave snappin' (woo)\n[00:13.93] The crowd seem to fuck with me and I like 'em, too\n[00:15.63] Ordinarily I might joke around on the stage (ya)\n[00:17.84] Funny motherfucker, class clown, 12th grade\n[00:19.71] Sometimes I might overstep my boundaries (hm)\n[00:21.57] Do some weird shit\n[00:22.42] Believe in the art of the joke (ya)\n[00:24.23] In this case, I was like\n[00:24.83] \"Ay, y'all a great crowd\n[00:25.69] So as a reward, do you wanna see my dick?\"\n[00:27.45] Crowd went wild, now I'm kinda torn\n[00:29.90] Mid-show soft dick, is my worst soft dick\n[00:31.15] I'm a moron (ya)\n[00:32.50] \"Show your dick, show your dick!\"\n[00:34.37] Whole crowd chants (shit)\n[00:35.29] I'm like, \"I can't, but what 'bout nuts?\" (ya)\n[00:36.78] People erupt, whipped out the nuts, cheers\n[00:39.61] Off stage, head up to the dressin' room\n[00:41.14] Five cops waitin' in my dressin' room\n[00:42.47] Goddamn D, you blowin' up\n[00:43.47] Look at how they beefin' up the security (aye)\n[00:45.37] I was like, \"Officers, I'll be okay\" (ya)\n[00:47.42] One cop said, \"Sir, you're under arrest\" (ha)\n[00:49.64] I laughed in jest\n[00:50.22] Assumed he was just showin' off for his cop friends\n[00:52.48] Opened some Chex Mix\n[00:53.71] \"Sir, I'm gonna need you to put on these cuffs\"\n[00:54.95] I'm like, \"What?\"\n[00:55.89] \"Sir, you just exposed yourself\n[00:56.94] At an all-ages show nonetheless\n[00:58.59] Wait, you talkin' 'bout showing nuts?\n[00:59.75] Sir, that's like a common joke\n[01:00.97] You never just pull out a ball with your friends or\n[01:02.92] Sir, never?\n[01:03.68] Sir, please put on these cuffs\n[01:04.88] Wait, stop, no, this is actually happenin'?\n[01:07.20] Sir, wait, this is unfair\n[01:08.42] Sir! I'm sorry, I swear!\n[01:09.50] Sir! Please hear my out\n[01:10.73] Sir, you're going to jail\"\n[01:13.09] I'm like, \"Jail?\"\n[01:14.36] He like, \"Yeah!\"\n[01:16.12] I'm like, \"Jail?\"\n[01:18.43] Yeah!\n[01:19.95] Booked, bail\n[01:22.11] Pay it, scared (this is crazy)\n[01:24.01] Months pass, trial (real trial)\n[01:25.75] 45 parents press charges (oh)\n[01:28.01] I got a DUI in college (stupid)\n[01:29.94] This was not my first offense (oh, my God)\n[01:31.83] Children were cryin' on the stand (stand)\n[01:33.47] Probably the dorks of their class (you're a loser)\n[01:35.72] Now it's the day of my reckonin'\n[01:37.33] They 'bout to give me my sentencin'\n[01:39.72] Can't even breathe and I'm tremblin'\n[01:41.74] The jury arrived at a verdict (guilty)\n[01:43.82] I thought I misheard it (guilty)\n[01:45.85] Mama Burd goin' berserk (my son!)\n[01:48.19] Wait, you said two years, Your Honor? (yes)\n[01:49.91] On the bus to Chuckawalla\n[01:51.89] They got me chained to Roberto\n[01:53.79] Tat on his face he was fidgety\n[01:55.65] Shook as can be as we pullin' in (hm)\n[01:57.65] They take my picture, unchain me\n[01:59.19] They give me my state I.D (thanks)\n[02:00.95] Then they took me to a room\n[02:01.92] And told me to \"spread your cheeks\" (ewww)\n[02:04.09] I was like, \"Like this?\" (like this?)\n[02:06.26] They like, \"Yeah, but rake your nuts\n[02:07.83] Rake, rake my nuts?\n[02:09.62] Like pull 'em up? Yes, oh, okay\"\n[02:12.05] They made me squat and cough (ah., ah)\n[02:13.98] Standard procedure, I'm with it (it's cool)\n[02:15.74] After I finished, I had a minute with the guard\n[02:18.09] Say to him, \"Sir, I know this is bizarre\n[02:20.05] But the whole rape thing, is it, like, real?\n[02:22.25] Is it actually a thing in jail? Or?\"\n[02:23.99] He like, \"Yeah\"\n[02:26.19] I'm like, \"Yeah?\" (it really happens?)\n[02:28.16] He like, \"Yeah\" (isn't it your job to protect people?)\n[02:31.34] Gettin' walked to my cell (we got a white boy)\n[02:33.32] Walkin' through jail (wooo wooo wooo, woo yeah!)\n[02:35.64] Shit is like hell (you dead, you dead)\n[02:37.47] It's just like the movies (gettin' fucked!)\n[02:38.85] Screamin' and hollerin', hootin' (fresh meat!)\n[02:40.86] A black guy said, \"I'll break your back!\" (on your back now)\n[02:43.00] Hispanic guy ask, \"What that mouth like?\" (I'ma need that)\n[02:44.66] A neo-Nazi just smiles (hmm)\n[02:46.90] We get to my, cell\n[02:49.29] Got a cellmate named Raheem (hi, I'm Dave)\n[02:51.46] Good dude, wonder why he in (I'm Raheem)\n[02:53.38] Then he asked me what I even did (what'd you do?)\n[02:55.38] I explained the whole thing, (yeah)\n[02:56.23] Was performin' (yeah)\n[02:57.33] Showed my nuts (huh?)\n[02:58.37] Totally innocent, like\n[02:59.97] Well, I did it, but it was an innocent act\n[03:02.25] It's not a big deal\n[03:03.37] Now I'm here in Chuckawalla for two years\n[03:05.42] For exposin' myself to minors\n[03:07.26] \"Whoa, whoa, you a pedophile?\" Raheem said\n[03:09.28] No, I'm not a pedophile, you just heard the story\n[03:10.66] Okay, okay, okay, you cannot let anyone know this\n[03:13.15] Why? It's not a big\n[03:14.13] If they find out, then it's over\n[03:15.25] Over? You raped, dead, maybe\n[03:17.41] Raped, dead? Let's just think of solutions instead\n[03:19.09] Raped, dead?\n[03:20.04] In here, there's the blacks and the Mexicans\n[03:21.90] Well, what about those white supremacists? (heh)\n[03:23.74] They see that you're Jewish it's evident (it's evident? What does)\n[03:26.58] The blacks and the Mexicans don't have inherent hatred for you (true)\n[03:28.92] You gotta pick one of them for protection (who?)\n[03:31.36] The blacks or the Mexicans? (yes)\n[03:32.95] Uh, I mean, I guess I'll go blacks, right?\n[03:35.27] Blacks, okay\n[03:36.13] I just don't know much about Mexicans (I hear you)\n[03:37.56] Like, at home I would hang out with blacks (go with blacks then)\n[03:39.73] Well, how do they know I'm with blacks?\n[03:41.23] Like, how do I refer to it?\n[03:43.25] Do I say \"Blacks\"? (you won't have to say)\n[03:44.80] I feel like it'd be weird\n[03:46.40] If I said, \"I'm with the blacks\" (it's not like that)\n[03:48.32] How is it referred to?\n[03:48.83] Don't worry, I'll make sure that everyone knows you're with us\n[03:51.13] Three o'clock rec ball\n[03:52.70] Pretty solid courts, real good runs\n[03:54.88] Watched on the sidelines, didn't try to run\n[03:57.07] Callin' for next would be callin' for death\n[03:58.75] Real good black dude roll his ankle (ewww)\n[04:01.01] Mexican guy on the side says, \"Ay, carumbo\"\n[04:03.33] Now there's a squad, that's only got four players\n[04:05.25] And in jail the other team picks his replacement\n[04:07.17] They look around and my heart started racin'\n[04:09.40] One guy is beelinin' straight up at David\n[04:11.28] 'Cause they probably think I'm a horrible player\n[04:13.00] They like, \"All right, take this white, skinny bitch\"\n[04:15.39] Little did they know I'm a bad motherfucker on the court\n[04:17.86] First play hit 'em with a cross, up-fake (swoosh)\n[04:19.64] Next play, wide open three, like (swoosh), wet\n[04:22.20] The yard takin' notice (yo)\n[04:23.59] I take a charge, but they don't even notice (bro)\n[04:24.93] Don't leave him open, his jumper is potent (ha)\n[04:27.40] Pat on the back, feel like a black\n[04:29.17] Dap, dap, dap\n[04:30.80] All the sudden, a Mexican guy\n[04:32.18] Walks on the court and says\n[04:33.59] \"Stop the game, stop the game, stop the game.\"\n[04:35.84] Gets in my face\n[04:37.30] Says, \"You know what he did?\"\n[04:38.52] Everyone's frozen in place\n[04:40.20] \"You know what he did? (what'd he do? What'd he do?)\n[04:42.32] He raped some kids\"\n[04:43.52] \"Whoa, whoa, whoa, not true!\", I said\n[04:45.20] He said, \"One was my niece!\"\n[04:46.23] Hold on, I can explain, I'm a rapper\n[04:47.86] I was on stage (you ain't no motherfuckin' rapper)\n[04:50.20] Yes, I am (we gon' rape you)\n[04:52.23] No, I am a rapper\n[04:53.52] I'll spit, you want me to spit?\n[04:55.16] I'll fucking spit! I'll\n[04:55.83] You 'bout to get fucked, pendejo!\n[04:57.37] Listen, my dick sucks, my dick sucks\n[04:58.81] Uh, that's just a hook\n[04:59.89] Remember the name, Don Quixote\n[05:02.75] That's the guy that will fuck you later\n[05:04.69] Okay, chismoso? (hahaha)\n[05:06.59] Then he walked away\n[05:07.36] I tried to play it cool, I'm like, \"Back to the game\"\n[05:09.04] Punched in the back (ah)\n[05:10.34] Thrown off the court\n[05:11.14] I'm like, \"I'm with the Blacks!\" (that made it worse)\n[05:13.44] Smack! Smack! Smack!\n[05:14.98] I'm like, \"I didn't rape no kids, I just showed my sack\n[05:16.95] You never did that, like, with your friends? (Ain't fuck nah, pussy)\n[05:19.71] It was just a joke!\n[05:21.38] I believe in the art of the joke (that don't sound very funny)\n[05:23.52] Yeah, but you should've seen it, it worked\n[05:25.43] They laughed, the joke was successful\"\n[05:26.94] They whipped my ass, (pa pa)\n[05:28.96] Now I'm not with the blacks (you ain't black)\n[05:30.57] Lick my wounds in my cell (eh hu)\n[05:33.09] Tell Raheem all the facts (this guy walked on the court)\n[05:34.58] He like, \"Oh, no! Don Quixote? (yeah)\n[05:36.32] That's the most dangerous Mexican (really?)\n[05:38.82] And now all the Blacks not protectin' you\n[05:40.38] Yeah, no shit, and by the way\n[05:41.99] They didn't take kindly to me sayin' I was with the blacks\n[05:44.00] Well, now (offft)\n[05:45.70] Now everyone's got the green light (green light)\n[05:48.07] I wish I could make it be right (Raheem)\n[05:49.33] You're definitely gonna get raped (raped, dead?)\n[05:51.86] If I were you, I'd learn to fight\n[05:53.43] I can't fight, I'd lose every fight\n[05:55.15] Instead of fightin' back\n[05:56.75] What if I offer, like, willin' head?\n[06:00.59] Willin' head?\"\n[06:02.77] I'm like, \"Yeah\"\n[06:04.56] Willing head? Yeah\n[06:08.37] Think about it\n[06:09.67] Nobody wants to fight (that's not true)\n[06:11.22] I would much rather give consensual head\n[06:13.02] Than get fucked up my ass and die\n[06:15.06] Well, it's not gon' be an option like that\n[06:17.35] No, no, hear me out\n[06:17.99] What if one day up in the caf' I stuck a paper on the wall? (a paper?)\n[06:21.86] Yeah, a sign-up sheet (a sign-up sheet?)\n[06:24.99] Yeah, with time slots (what, time slots?)\n[06:29.33] Yeah, for head\n[06:30.88] You know, if you, if you don't rape me\n[06:32.14] I'll give you the best head you'll ever get in jail\n[06:35.28] And I'll be such a joy, so pleasant\n[06:37.35] What a great companion I could be (I don't think)\n[06:39.74] This is so smart (uh)\n[06:40.87] Yeah! Uh\n[06:42.77] Then word would get around about the head\n[06:44.25] And everybody would start to realize\n[06:46.27] The second I'm raped, that the head off the table\n[06:47.87] Better than anal\n[06:49.06] The brothers would kill for this shit, Cain and Abel\n[06:50.97] You're not gonna have the option like that, cuh\n[06:53.93] It's, it's cool when you say cuh\n[06:56.10] Like cuz, but you, cuh\n[06:58.34] Where you from, Raheem?\n[06:59.66] Man, I gotta nap\n[07:01.55] Oh, when you wake then\n[07:03.79] Caf', tuna fish (ugh)\n[07:05.44] Actually surprised because this shit fire (hmm)\n[07:07.03] Usually I'm real picky with my tuna type\n[07:09.64] Only like my mom's and Subway's\n[07:10.70] Did you guys know\n[07:11.79] That Subway's the biggest chain in the world, over McDonald's?\"\n[07:15.88] No one responded\n[07:18.02] Tap Raheem's shoulder, I said\n[07:19.73] \"Did you know that, Raheem?\" (uh)\n[07:22.72] He like, \"What?\"\n[07:24.12] \"That Subway's the biggest chain?\n[07:25.60] Bigger than McDonald's\" (no)\n[07:27.51] Waking back to my cell (aye)\n[07:29.34] Just me and the guard, I feel greasy (yeah)\n[07:31.18] All the sudden he bail (what the fuck)\n[07:33.26] Then as I turned the corner, I saw Don Quixote (fuck)\n[07:35.53] Fuck, this is it, oh, my God\n[07:36.53] Dave, you're so raped (fuck)\n[07:37.39] Thought of my options, he started approachin' (oh)\n[07:39.30] I'm like, \"Quixote, relax. I'm open to it\"\n[07:42.10] Come here\n[07:43.03] Kissed on his neck\n[07:44.66] Licked on his ears\n[07:46.76] Took off his shirt\n[07:48.80] Kissed on his stomach, his chest is so bulbous\n[07:51.72] But I'm playing my part (yeah)\n[07:53.79] He fallin' hard, (yeah)\n[07:54.69] I got his heart (yeah)\n[07:55.76] I get down to my knees, aye\n[07:57.34] Tease, aye\n[07:59.14] Whipped out the dick (oh, my God, so big, ah)\n[08:05.34] Veins, everywhere, so many veins\n[08:08.27] Off-colored dick\n[08:09.55] Darker than I expected\n[08:10.89] I realized in that moment\n[08:12.28] I've never seen a Mexicano's dick before\n[08:14.64] Spit on the dick (pusst)\n[08:17.97] His guard fallen\n[08:19.20] Cocked his head back real slow\n[08:21.77] And then said, \"Ay, carumbo\"\n[08:23.79] Plan coming to fruition\n[08:25.11] I open wide, put the tip in\n[08:27.38] And I close my eyes, and pray to God and\n[08:29.71] Then I bit off his dick (ay, carumbo)\n[08:34.56] Spit out his dick (ugh)\n[08:37.44] He fell to his knees, blood everywhere\n[08:41.46] Don Quixote is dead\n[08:43.07] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n title: Jail (Part 1)\n artist: Lil Dicky\n album: Penith (The DAVE Soundtrack)\n duration_ms: 524000\n instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: On stage rappin' (ew)\n start_ms: 7820\n end_ms: 10040\n- text: Ain't shit to me, I'm a rapper, that's what I do (hey)\n start_ms: 10040\n end_ms: 11960\n- text: Young Dave snappin' (woo)\n start_ms: 11960\n end_ms: 13930\n- text: The crowd seem to fuck with me and I like 'em, too\n start_ms: 13930\n end_ms: 15630\n- text: Ordinarily I might joke around on the stage (ya)\n start_ms: 15630\n end_ms: 17840\n- text: Funny motherfucker, class clown, 12th grade\n start_ms: 17840\n end_ms: 19710\n- text: Sometimes I might overstep my boundaries (hm)\n start_ms: 19710\n end_ms: 21570\n- text: Do some weird shit\n start_ms: 21570\n end_ms: 22420\n- text: Believe in the art of the joke (ya)\n start_ms: 22420\n end_ms: 24230\n- text: In this case, I was like\n start_ms: 24230\n end_ms: 24830\n- text: '\"Ay, y''all a great crowd'\n start_ms: 24830\n end_ms: 25690\n- text: So as a reward, do you wanna see my dick?\"\n start_ms: 25690\n end_ms: 27450\n- text: Crowd went wild, now I'm kinda torn\n start_ms: 27450\n end_ms: 29900\n- text: Mid-show soft dick, is my worst soft dick\n start_ms: 29900\n end_ms: 31150\n- text: I'm a moron (ya)\n start_ms: 31150\n end_ms: 32500\n- text: '\"Show your dick, show your dick!\"'\n start_ms: 32500\n end_ms: 34370\n- text: Whole crowd chants (shit)\n start_ms: 34370\n end_ms: 35290\n- text: I'm like, \"I can't, but what 'bout nuts?\" (ya)\n start_ms: 35290\n end_ms: 36780\n- text: People erupt, whipped out the nuts, cheers\n start_ms: 36780\n end_ms: 39610\n- text: Off stage, head up to the dressin' room\n start_ms: 39610\n end_ms: 41140\n- text: Five cops waitin' in my dressin' room\n start_ms: 41140\n end_ms: 42470\n- text: Goddamn D, you blowin' up\n start_ms: 42470\n end_ms: 43470\n- text: Look at how they beefin' up the security (aye)\n start_ms: 43470\n end_ms: 45370\n- text: I was like, \"Officers, I'll be okay\" (ya)\n start_ms: 45370\n end_ms: 47420\n- text: One cop said, \"Sir, you're under arrest\" (ha)\n start_ms: 47420\n end_ms: 49640\n- text: I laughed in jest\n start_ms: 49640\n end_ms: 50220\n- text: Assumed he was just showin' off for his cop friends\n start_ms: 50220\n end_ms: 52480\n- text: Opened some Chex Mix\n start_ms: 52480\n end_ms: 53710\n- text: '\"Sir, I''m gonna need you to put on these cuffs\"'\n start_ms: 53710\n end_ms: 54950\n- text: I'm like, \"What?\"\n start_ms: 54950\n end_ms: 55890\n- text: '\"Sir, you just exposed yourself'\n start_ms: 55890\n end_ms: 56940\n- text: At an all-ages show nonetheless\n start_ms: 56940\n end_ms: 58590\n- text: Wait, you talkin' 'bout showing nuts?\n start_ms: 58590\n end_ms: 59750\n- text: Sir, that's like a common joke\n start_ms: 59750\n end_ms: 60970\n- text: You never just pull out a ball with your friends or\n start_ms: 60970\n end_ms: 62920\n- text: Sir, never?\n start_ms: 62920\n end_ms: 63680\n- text: Sir, please put on these cuffs\n start_ms: 63680\n end_ms: 64880\n- text: Wait, stop, no, this is actually happenin'?\n start_ms: 64880\n end_ms: 67200\n- text: Sir, wait, this is unfair\n start_ms: 67200\n end_ms: 68420\n- text: Sir! I'm sorry, I swear!\n start_ms: 68420\n end_ms: 69500\n- text: Sir! Please hear my out\n start_ms: 69500\n end_ms: 70730\n- text: Sir, you're going to jail\"\n start_ms: 70730\n end_ms: 73090\n- text: I'm like, \"Jail?\"\n start_ms: 73090\n end_ms: 74360\n- text: He like, \"Yeah!\"\n start_ms: 74360\n end_ms: 76120\n- text: I'm like, \"Jail?\"\n start_ms: 76120\n end_ms: 78430\n- text: Yeah!\n start_ms: 78430\n end_ms: 79950\n- text: Booked, bail\n start_ms: 79950\n end_ms: 82110\n- text: Pay it, scared (this is crazy)\n start_ms: 82110\n end_ms: 84010\n- text: Months pass, trial (real trial)\n start_ms: 84010\n end_ms: 85750\n- text: 45 parents press charges (oh)\n start_ms: 85750\n end_ms: 88010\n- text: I got a DUI in college (stupid)\n start_ms: 88010\n end_ms: 89940\n- text: This was not my first offense (oh, my God)\n start_ms: 89940\n end_ms: 91830\n- text: Children were cryin' on the stand (stand)\n start_ms: 91830\n end_ms: 93470\n- text: Probably the dorks of their class (you're a loser)\n start_ms: 93470\n end_ms: 95720\n- text: Now it's the day of my reckonin'\n start_ms: 95720\n end_ms: 97330\n- text: They 'bout to give me my sentencin'\n start_ms: 97330\n end_ms: 99720\n- text: Can't even breathe and I'm tremblin'\n start_ms: 99720\n end_ms: 101740\n- text: The jury arrived at a verdict (guilty)\n start_ms: 101740\n end_ms: 103820\n- text: I thought I misheard it (guilty)\n start_ms: 103820\n end_ms: 105850\n- text: Mama Burd goin' berserk (my son!)\n start_ms: 105850\n end_ms: 108190\n- text: Wait, you said two years, Your Honor? (yes)\n start_ms: 108190\n end_ms: 109910\n- text: On the bus to Chuckawalla\n start_ms: 109910\n end_ms: 111890\n- text: They got me chained to Roberto\n start_ms: 111890\n end_ms: 113790\n- text: Tat on his face he was fidgety\n start_ms: 113790\n end_ms: 115650\n- text: Shook as can be as we pullin' in (hm)\n start_ms: 115650\n end_ms: 117650\n- text: They take my picture, unchain me\n start_ms: 117650\n end_ms: 119190\n- text: They give me my state I.D (thanks)\n start_ms: 119190\n end_ms: 120950\n- text: Then they took me to a room\n start_ms: 120950\n end_ms: 121920\n- text: And told me to \"spread your cheeks\" (ewww)\n start_ms: 121920\n end_ms: 124090\n- text: I was like, \"Like this?\" (like this?)\n start_ms: 124090\n end_ms: 126260\n- text: They like, \"Yeah, but rake your nuts\n start_ms: 126260\n end_ms: 127830\n- text: Rake, rake my nuts?\n start_ms: 127830\n end_ms: 129620\n- text: Like pull 'em up? Yes, oh, okay\"\n start_ms: 129620\n end_ms: 132050\n- text: They made me squat and cough (ah., ah)\n start_ms: 132050\n end_ms: 133980\n- text: Standard procedure, I'm with it (it's cool)\n start_ms: 133980\n end_ms: 135740\n- text: After I finished, I had a minute with the guard\n start_ms: 135740\n end_ms: 138090\n- text: Say to him, \"Sir, I know this is bizarre\n start_ms: 138090\n end_ms: 140050\n- text: But the whole rape thing, is it, like, real?\n start_ms: 140050\n end_ms: 142250\n- text: Is it actually a thing in jail? Or?\"\n start_ms: 142250\n end_ms: 143990\n- text: He like, \"Yeah\"\n start_ms: 143990\n end_ms: 146190\n- text: I'm like, \"Yeah?\" (it really happens?)\n start_ms: 146190\n end_ms: 148160\n- text: He like, \"Yeah\" (isn't it your job to protect people?)\n start_ms: 148160\n end_ms: 151340\n- text: Gettin' walked to my cell (we got a white boy)\n start_ms: 151340\n end_ms: 153320\n- text: Walkin' through jail (wooo wooo wooo, woo yeah!)\n start_ms: 153320\n end_ms: 155640\n- text: Shit is like hell (you dead, you dead)\n start_ms: 155640\n end_ms: 157470\n- text: It's just like the movies (gettin' fucked!)\n start_ms: 157470\n end_ms: 158850\n- text: Screamin' and hollerin', hootin' (fresh meat!)\n start_ms: 158850\n end_ms: 160860\n- text: A black guy said, \"I'll break your back!\" (on your back now)\n start_ms: 160860\n end_ms: 163000\n- text: Hispanic guy ask, \"What that mouth like?\" (I'ma need that)\n start_ms: 163000\n end_ms: 164660\n- text: A neo-Nazi just smiles (hmm)\n start_ms: 164660\n end_ms: 166900\n- text: We get to my, cell\n start_ms: 166900\n end_ms: 169290\n- text: Got a cellmate named Raheem (hi, I'm Dave)\n start_ms: 169290\n end_ms: 171460\n- text: Good dude, wonder why he in (I'm Raheem)\n start_ms: 171460\n end_ms: 173380\n- text: Then he asked me what I even did (what'd you do?)\n start_ms: 173380\n end_ms: 175380\n- text: I explained the whole thing, (yeah)\n start_ms: 175380\n end_ms: 176230\n- text: Was performin' (yeah)\n start_ms: 176230\n end_ms: 177330\n- text: Showed my nuts (huh?)\n start_ms: 177330\n end_ms: 178370\n- text: Totally innocent, like\n start_ms: 178370\n end_ms: 179970\n- text: Well, I did it, but it was an innocent act\n start_ms: 179970\n end_ms: 182250\n- text: It's not a big deal\n start_ms: 182250\n end_ms: 183370\n- text: Now I'm here in Chuckawalla for two years\n start_ms: 183370\n end_ms: 185420\n- text: For exposin' myself to minors\n start_ms: 185420\n end_ms: 187260\n- text: '\"Whoa, whoa, you a pedophile?\" Raheem said'\n start_ms: 187260\n end_ms: 189280\n- text: No, I'm not a pedophile, you just heard the story\n start_ms: 189280\n end_ms: 190660\n- text: Okay, okay, okay, you cannot let anyone know this\n start_ms: 190660\n end_ms: 193150\n- text: Why? It's not a big\n start_ms: 193150\n end_ms: 194130\n- text: If they find out, then it's over\n start_ms: 194130\n end_ms: 195250\n- text: Over? You raped, dead, maybe\n start_ms: 195250\n end_ms: 197410\n- text: Raped, dead? Let's just think of solutions instead\n start_ms: 197410\n end_ms: 199090\n- text: Raped, dead?\n start_ms: 199090\n end_ms: 200040\n- text: In here, there's the blacks and the Mexicans\n start_ms: 200040\n end_ms: 201900\n- text: Well, what about those white supremacists? (heh)\n start_ms: 201900\n end_ms: 203740\n- text: They see that you're Jewish it's evident (it's evident? What does)\n start_ms: 203740\n end_ms: 206580\n- text: The blacks and the Mexicans don't have inherent hatred for you (true)\n start_ms: 206580\n end_ms: 208920\n- text: You gotta pick one of them for protection (who?)\n start_ms: 208920\n end_ms: 211360\n- text: The blacks or the Mexicans? (yes)\n start_ms: 211360\n end_ms: 212950\n- text: Uh, I mean, I guess I'll go blacks, right?\n start_ms: 212950\n end_ms: 215270\n- text: Blacks, okay\n start_ms: 215270\n end_ms: 216130\n- text: I just don't know much about Mexicans (I hear you)\n start_ms: 216130\n end_ms: 217560\n- text: Like, at home I would hang out with blacks (go with blacks then)\n start_ms: 217560\n end_ms: 219730\n- text: Well, how do they know I'm with blacks?\n start_ms: 219730\n end_ms: 221230\n- text: Like, how do I refer to it?\n start_ms: 221230\n end_ms: 223250\n- text: Do I say \"Blacks\"? (you won't have to say)\n start_ms: 223250\n end_ms: 224800\n- text: I feel like it'd be weird\n start_ms: 224800\n end_ms: 226400\n- text: If I said, \"I'm with the blacks\" (it's not like that)\n start_ms: 226400\n end_ms: 228320\n- text: How is it referred to?\n start_ms: 228320\n end_ms: 228830\n- text: Don't worry, I'll make sure that everyone knows you're with us\n start_ms: 228830\n end_ms: 231130\n- text: Three o'clock rec ball\n start_ms: 231130\n end_ms: 232700\n- text: Pretty solid courts, real good runs\n start_ms: 232700\n end_ms: 234880\n- text: Watched on the sidelines, didn't try to run\n start_ms: 234880\n end_ms: 237070\n- text: Callin' for next would be callin' for death\n start_ms: 237070\n end_ms: 238750\n- text: Real good black dude roll his ankle (ewww)\n start_ms: 238750\n end_ms: 241010\n- text: Mexican guy on the side says, \"Ay, carumbo\"\n start_ms: 241010\n end_ms: 243330\n- text: Now there's a squad, that's only got four players\n start_ms: 243330\n end_ms: 245250\n- text: And in jail the other team picks his replacement\n start_ms: 245250\n end_ms: 247170\n- text: They look around and my heart started racin'\n start_ms: 247170\n end_ms: 249400\n- text: One guy is beelinin' straight up at David\n start_ms: 249400\n end_ms: 251280\n- text: '''Cause they probably think I''m a horrible player'\n start_ms: 251280\n end_ms: 253000\n- text: They like, \"All right, take this white, skinny bitch\"\n start_ms: 253000\n end_ms: 255390\n- text: Little did they know I'm a bad motherfucker on the court\n start_ms: 255390\n end_ms: 257860\n- text: First play hit 'em with a cross, up-fake (swoosh)\n start_ms: 257860\n end_ms: 259640\n- text: Next play, wide open three, like (swoosh), wet\n start_ms: 259640\n end_ms: 262200\n- text: The yard takin' notice (yo)\n start_ms: 262200\n end_ms: 263590\n- text: I take a charge, but they don't even notice (bro)\n start_ms: 263590\n end_ms: 264930\n- text: Don't leave him open, his jumper is potent (ha)\n start_ms: 264930\n end_ms: 267400\n- text: Pat on the back, feel like a black\n start_ms: 267400\n end_ms: 269170\n- text: Dap, dap, dap\n start_ms: 269170\n end_ms: 270800\n- text: All the sudden, a Mexican guy\n start_ms: 270800\n end_ms: 272180\n- text: Walks on the court and says\n start_ms: 272180\n end_ms: 273590\n- text: '\"Stop the game, stop the game, stop the game.\"'\n start_ms: 273590\n end_ms: 275840\n- text: Gets in my face\n start_ms: 275840\n end_ms: 277300\n- text: Says, \"You know what he did?\"\n start_ms: 277300\n end_ms: 278520\n- text: Everyone's frozen in place\n start_ms: 278520\n end_ms: 280200\n- text: '\"You know what he did? (what''d he do? What''d he do?)'\n start_ms: 280200\n end_ms: 282320\n- text: He raped some kids\"\n start_ms: 282320\n end_ms: 283520\n- text: '\"Whoa, whoa, whoa, not true!\", I said'\n start_ms: 283520\n end_ms: 285200\n- text: He said, \"One was my niece!\"\n start_ms: 285200\n end_ms: 286230\n- text: Hold on, I can explain, I'm a rapper\n start_ms: 286230\n end_ms: 287860\n- text: I was on stage (you ain't no motherfuckin' rapper)\n start_ms: 287860\n end_ms: 290200\n- text: Yes, I am (we gon' rape you)\n start_ms: 290200\n end_ms: 292230\n- text: No, I am a rapper\n start_ms: 292230\n end_ms: 293520\n- text: I'll spit, you want me to spit?\n start_ms: 293520\n end_ms: 295160\n- text: I'll fucking spit! I'll\n start_ms: 295160\n end_ms: 295830\n- text: You 'bout to get fucked, pendejo!\n start_ms: 295830\n end_ms: 297370\n- text: Listen, my dick sucks, my dick sucks\n start_ms: 297370\n end_ms: 298810\n- text: Uh, that's just a hook\n start_ms: 298810\n end_ms: 299890\n- text: Remember the name, Don Quixote\n start_ms: 299890\n end_ms: 302750\n- text: That's the guy that will fuck you later\n start_ms: 302750\n end_ms: 304690\n- text: Okay, chismoso? (hahaha)\n start_ms: 304690\n end_ms: 306590\n- text: Then he walked away\n start_ms: 306590\n end_ms: 307360\n- text: I tried to play it cool, I'm like, \"Back to the game\"\n start_ms: 307360\n end_ms: 309040\n- text: Punched in the back (ah)\n start_ms: 309040\n end_ms: 310340\n- text: Thrown off the court\n start_ms: 310340\n end_ms: 311140\n- text: I'm like, \"I'm with the Blacks!\" (that made it worse)\n start_ms: 311140\n end_ms: 313440\n- text: Smack! Smack! Smack!\n start_ms: 313440\n end_ms: 314980\n- text: I'm like, \"I didn't rape no kids, I just showed my sack\n start_ms: 314980\n end_ms: 316950\n- text: You never did that, like, with your friends? (Ain't fuck nah, pussy)\n start_ms: 316950\n end_ms: 319710\n- text: It was just a joke!\n start_ms: 319710\n end_ms: 321380\n- text: I believe in the art of the joke (that don't sound very funny)\n start_ms: 321380\n end_ms: 323520\n- text: Yeah, but you should've seen it, it worked\n start_ms: 323520\n end_ms: 325430\n- text: They laughed, the joke was successful\"\n start_ms: 325430\n end_ms: 326940\n- text: They whipped my ass, (pa pa)\n start_ms: 326940\n end_ms: 328960\n- text: Now I'm not with the blacks (you ain't black)\n start_ms: 328960\n end_ms: 330570\n- text: Lick my wounds in my cell (eh hu)\n start_ms: 330570\n end_ms: 333090\n- text: Tell Raheem all the facts (this guy walked on the court)\n start_ms: 333090\n end_ms: 334580\n- text: He like, \"Oh, no! Don Quixote? (yeah)\n start_ms: 334580\n end_ms: 336320\n- text: That's the most dangerous Mexican (really?)\n start_ms: 336320\n end_ms: 338820\n- text: And now all the Blacks not protectin' you\n start_ms: 338820\n end_ms: 340380\n- text: Yeah, no shit, and by the way\n start_ms: 340380\n end_ms: 341990\n- text: They didn't take kindly to me sayin' I was with the blacks\n start_ms: 341990\n end_ms: 344000\n- text: Well, now (offft)\n start_ms: 344000\n end_ms: 345700\n- text: Now everyone's got the green light (green light)\n start_ms: 345700\n end_ms: 348070\n- text: I wish I could make it be right (Raheem)\n start_ms: 348070\n end_ms: 349330\n- text: You're definitely gonna get raped (raped, dead?)\n start_ms: 349330\n end_ms: 351860\n- text: If I were you, I'd learn to fight\n start_ms: 351860\n end_ms: 353430\n- text: I can't fight, I'd lose every fight\n start_ms: 353430\n end_ms: 355150\n- text: Instead of fightin' back\n start_ms: 355150\n end_ms: 356750\n- text: What if I offer, like, willin' head?\n start_ms: 356750\n end_ms: 360590\n- text: Willin' head?\"\n start_ms: 360590\n end_ms: 362770\n- text: I'm like, \"Yeah\"\n start_ms: 362770\n end_ms: 364560\n- text: Willing head? Yeah\n start_ms: 364560\n end_ms: 368370\n- text: Think about it\n start_ms: 368370\n end_ms: 369670\n- text: Nobody wants to fight (that's not true)\n start_ms: 369670\n end_ms: 371220\n- text: I would much rather give consensual head\n start_ms: 371220\n end_ms: 373020\n- text: Than get fucked up my ass and die\n start_ms: 373020\n end_ms: 375060\n- text: Well, it's not gon' be an option like that\n start_ms: 375060\n end_ms: 377350\n- text: No, no, hear me out\n start_ms: 377350\n end_ms: 377990\n- text: What if one day up in the caf' I stuck a paper on the wall? (a paper?)\n start_ms: 377990\n end_ms: 381860\n- text: Yeah, a sign-up sheet (a sign-up sheet?)\n start_ms: 381860\n end_ms: 384990\n- text: Yeah, with time slots (what, time slots?)\n start_ms: 384990\n end_ms: 389330\n- text: Yeah, for head\n start_ms: 389330\n end_ms: 390880\n- text: You know, if you, if you don't rape me\n start_ms: 390880\n end_ms: 392140\n- text: I'll give you the best head you'll ever get in jail\n start_ms: 392140\n end_ms: 395280\n- text: And I'll be such a joy, so pleasant\n start_ms: 395280\n end_ms: 397350\n- text: What a great companion I could be (I don't think)\n start_ms: 397350\n end_ms: 399740\n- text: This is so smart (uh)\n start_ms: 399740\n end_ms: 400870\n- text: Yeah! Uh\n start_ms: 400870\n end_ms: 402770\n- text: Then word would get around about the head\n start_ms: 402770\n end_ms: 404250\n- text: And everybody would start to realize\n start_ms: 404250\n end_ms: 406270\n- text: The second I'm raped, that the head off the table\n start_ms: 406270\n end_ms: 407870\n- text: Better than anal\n start_ms: 407870\n end_ms: 409060\n- text: The brothers would kill for this shit, Cain and Abel\n start_ms: 409060\n end_ms: 410970\n- text: You're not gonna have the option like that, cuh\n start_ms: 410970\n end_ms: 413930\n- text: It's, it's cool when you say cuh\n start_ms: 413930\n end_ms: 416100\n- text: Like cuz, but you, cuh\n start_ms: 416100\n end_ms: 418340\n- text: Where you from, Raheem?\n start_ms: 418340\n end_ms: 419660\n- text: Man, I gotta nap\n start_ms: 419660\n end_ms: 421550\n- text: Oh, when you wake then\n start_ms: 421550\n end_ms: 423790\n- text: Caf', tuna fish (ugh)\n start_ms: 423790\n end_ms: 425440\n- text: Actually surprised because this shit fire (hmm)\n start_ms: 425440\n end_ms: 427030\n- text: Usually I'm real picky with my tuna type\n start_ms: 427030\n end_ms: 429640\n- text: Only like my mom's and Subway's\n start_ms: 429640\n end_ms: 430700\n- text: Did you guys know\n start_ms: 430700\n end_ms: 431790\n- text: That Subway's the biggest chain in the world, over McDonald's?\"\n start_ms: 431790\n end_ms: 435880\n- text: No one responded\n start_ms: 435880\n end_ms: 438020\n- text: Tap Raheem's shoulder, I said\n start_ms: 438020\n end_ms: 439730\n- text: '\"Did you know that, Raheem?\" (uh)'\n start_ms: 439730\n end_ms: 442720\n- text: He like, \"What?\"\n start_ms: 442720\n end_ms: 444120\n- text: '\"That Subway''s the biggest chain?'\n start_ms: 444120\n end_ms: 445600\n- text: Bigger than McDonald's\" (no)\n start_ms: 445600\n end_ms: 447510\n- text: Waking back to my cell (aye)\n start_ms: 447510\n end_ms: 449340\n- text: Just me and the guard, I feel greasy (yeah)\n start_ms: 449340\n end_ms: 451180\n- text: All the sudden he bail (what the fuck)\n start_ms: 451180\n end_ms: 453260\n- text: Then as I turned the corner, I saw Don Quixote (fuck)\n start_ms: 453260\n end_ms: 455530\n- text: Fuck, this is it, oh, my God\n start_ms: 455530\n end_ms: 456530\n- text: Dave, you're so raped (fuck)\n start_ms: 456530\n end_ms: 457390\n- text: Thought of my options, he started approachin' (oh)\n start_ms: 457390\n end_ms: 459300\n- text: I'm like, \"Quixote, relax. I'm open to it\"\n start_ms: 459300\n end_ms: 462100\n- text: Come here\n start_ms: 462100\n end_ms: 463030\n- text: Kissed on his neck\n start_ms: 463030\n end_ms: 464660\n- text: Licked on his ears\n start_ms: 464660\n end_ms: 466760\n- text: Took off his shirt\n start_ms: 466760\n end_ms: 468800\n- text: Kissed on his stomach, his chest is so bulbous\n start_ms: 468800\n end_ms: 471720\n- text: But I'm playing my part (yeah)\n start_ms: 471720\n end_ms: 473790\n- text: He fallin' hard, (yeah)\n start_ms: 473790\n end_ms: 474690\n- text: I got his heart (yeah)\n start_ms: 474690\n end_ms: 475760\n- text: I get down to my knees, aye\n start_ms: 475760\n end_ms: 477340\n- text: Tease, aye\n start_ms: 477340\n end_ms: 479140\n- text: Whipped out the dick (oh, my God, so big, ah)\n start_ms: 479140\n end_ms: 485340\n- text: Veins, everywhere, so many veins\n start_ms: 485340\n end_ms: 488270\n- text: Off-colored dick\n start_ms: 488270\n end_ms: 489550\n- text: Darker than I expected\n start_ms: 489550\n end_ms: 490890\n- text: I realized in that moment\n start_ms: 490890\n end_ms: 492280\n- text: I've never seen a Mexicano's dick before\n start_ms: 492280\n end_ms: 494640\n- text: Spit on the dick (pusst)\n start_ms: 494640\n end_ms: 497970\n- text: His guard fallen\n start_ms: 497970\n end_ms: 499200\n- text: Cocked his head back real slow\n start_ms: 499200\n end_ms: 501770\n- text: And then said, \"Ay, carumbo\"\n start_ms: 501770\n end_ms: 503790\n- text: Plan coming to fruition\n start_ms: 503790\n end_ms: 505110\n- text: I open wide, put the tip in\n start_ms: 505110\n end_ms: 507380\n- text: And I close my eyes, and pray to God and\n start_ms: 507380\n end_ms: 509710\n- text: Then I bit off his dick (ay, carumbo)\n start_ms: 509710\n end_ms: 514560\n- text: Spit out his dick (ugh)\n start_ms: 514560\n end_ms: 517440\n- text: He fell to his knees, blood everywhere\n start_ms: 517440\n end_ms: 521460\n- text: Don Quixote is dead\n start_ms: 521460\n end_ms: 523070\n- text: ''\n start_ms: 523070\nplain: |-\n On stage rappin' (ew)\n Ain't shit to me, I'm a rapper, that's what I do (hey)\n Young Dave snappin' (woo)\n The crowd seem to fuck with me and I like 'em, too\n Ordinarily I might joke around on the stage (ya)\n Funny motherfucker, class clown, 12th grade\n Sometimes I might overstep my boundaries (hm)\n\n Do some weird shit\n Believe in the art of the joke (ya)\n In this case, I was like\n \"Ay, y'all a great crowd\n So as a reward, do you wanna see my dick?\"\n Crowd went wild, now I'm kinda torn\n Mid-show soft dick, is my worst soft dick\n I'm a moron (ya)\n\n \"Show your dick, show your dick!\"\n Whole crowd chants (shit)\n I'm like, \"I can't, but what 'bout nuts?\" (ya)\n People erupt, whipped out the nuts, cheers\n\n Off stage, head up to the dressin' room\n Five cops waitin' in my dressin' room\n Goddamn D, you blowin' up\n Look at how they beefin' up the security (aye)\n I was like, \"Officers, I'll be okay\" (ya)\n One cop said, \"Sir, you're under arrest\" (ha)\n I laughed in jest\n Assumed he was just showin' off for his cop friends\n\n Opened some Chex Mix\n \"Sir, I'm gonna need you to put on these cuffs\"\n I'm like, \"What?\"\n \"Sir, you just exposed yourself\n At an all-ages show nonetheless\n Wait, you talkin' 'bout showing nuts?\n\n Sir, that's like a common joke\n You never just pull out a ball with your friends or\n Sir, never?\n Sir, please put on these cuffs\n Wait, stop, no, this is actually happenin'?\n\n Sir, wait, this is unfair\n Sir! I'm sorry, I swear!\n Sir! Please hear my out\n Sir, you're going to jail\"\n I'm like, \"Jail?\"\n He like, \"Yeah!\"\n I'm like, \"Jail?\"\n Yeah!\n\n Booked, bail\n Pay it, scared (this is crazy)\n Months pass, trial (real trial)\n 45 parents press charges (oh)\n I got a DUI in college (stupid)\n This was not my first offense (oh, my God)\n Children were cryin' on the stand (stand)\n Probably the dorks of their class (you're a loser)\n\n Now it's the day of my reckonin'\n They 'bout to give me my sentencin'\n Can't even breathe and I'm tremblin'\n The jury arrived at a verdict (guilty)\n I thought I misheard it (guilty)\n Mama Burd goin' berserk (my son!)\n Wait, you said two years, Your Honor? (yes)\n\n On the bus to Chuckawalla\n They got me chained to Roberto\n Tat on his face he was fidgety\n Shook as can be as we pullin' in (hm)\n\n They take my picture, unchain me\n They give me my state I.D (thanks)\n Then they took me to a room\n And told me to \"spread your cheeks\" (ewww)\n I was like, \"Like this?\" (like this?)\n They like, \"Yeah, but rake your nuts\n Rake, rake my nuts?\n Like pull 'em up? Yes, oh, okay\"\n\n They made me squat and cough (ah., ah)\n Standard procedure, I'm with it (it's cool)\n After I finished, I had a minute with the guard\n Say to him, \"Sir, I know this is bizarre\n But the whole rape thing, is it, like, real?\n\n Is it actually a thing in jail? Or?\"\n He like, \"Yeah\"\n I'm like, \"Yeah?\" (it really happens?)\n He like, \"Yeah\" (isn't it your job to protect people?)\n\n Gettin' walked to my cell (we got a white boy)\n Walkin' through jail (wooo wooo wooo, woo yeah!)\n Shit is like hell (you dead, you dead)\n It's just like the movies (gettin' fucked!)\n Screamin' and hollerin', hootin' (fresh meat!)\n A black guy said, \"I'll break your back!\" (on your back now)\n Hispanic guy ask, \"What that mouth like?\" (I'ma need that)\n A neo-Nazi just smiles (hmm)\n\n We get to my, cell\n Got a cellmate named Raheem (hi, I'm Dave)\n Good dude, wonder why he in (I'm Raheem)\n Then he asked me what I even did (what'd you do?)\n\n I explained the whole thing, (yeah)\n Was performin' (yeah)\n Showed my nuts (huh?)\n Totally innocent, like\n Well, I did it, but it was an innocent act\n It's not a big deal\n Now I'm here in Chuckawalla for two years\n For exposin' myself to minors\n\n \"Whoa, whoa, you a pedophile?\" Raheem said\n No, I'm not a pedophile, you just heard the story\n Okay, okay, okay, you cannot let anyone know this\n Why? It's not a big\n If they find out, then it's over\n Over? You raped, dead, maybe\n Raped, dead? Let's just think of solutions instead\n Raped, dead?\n\n In here, there's the blacks and the Mexicans\n Well, what about those white supremacists? (heh)\n They see that you're Jewish it's evident (it's evident? What does)\n The blacks and the Mexicans don't have inherent hatred for you (true)\n You gotta pick one of them for protection (who?)\n The blacks or the Mexicans? (yes)\n\n Uh, I mean, I guess I'll go blacks, right?\n Blacks, okay\n I just don't know much about Mexicans (I hear you)\n Like, at home I would hang out with blacks (go with blacks then)\n Well, how do they know I'm with blacks?\n Like, how do I refer to it?\n\n Do I say \"Blacks\"? (you won't have to say)\n I feel like it'd be weird\n If I said, \"I'm with the blacks\" (it's not like that)\n How is it referred to?\n Don't worry, I'll make sure that everyone knows you're with us\n\n Three o'clock rec ball\n Pretty solid courts, real good runs\n Watched on the sidelines, didn't try to run\n Callin' for next would be callin' for death\n Real good black dude roll his ankle (ewww)\n Mexican guy on the side says, \"Ay, carumbo\"\n\n Now there's a squad, that's only got four players\n And in jail the other team picks his replacement\n They look around and my heart started racin'\n One guy is beelinin' straight up at David\n 'Cause they probably think I'm a horrible player\n They like, \"All right, take this white, skinny bitch\"\n\n Little did they know I'm a bad motherfucker on the court\n First play hit 'em with a cross, up-fake (swoosh)\n Next play, wide open three, like (swoosh), wet\n The yard takin' notice (yo)\n I take a charge, but they don't even notice (bro)\n Don't leave him open, his jumper is potent (ha)\n Pat on the back, feel like a black\n Dap, dap, dap\n\n All the sudden, a Mexican guy\n Walks on the court and says\n \"Stop the game, stop the game, stop the game.\"\n Gets in my face\n Says, \"You know what he did?\"\n Everyone's frozen in place\n \"You know what he did? (what'd he do? What'd he do?)\n He raped some kids\"\n\n \"Whoa, whoa, whoa, not true!\", I said\n He said, \"One was my niece!\"\n Hold on, I can explain, I'm a rapper\n I was on stage (you ain't no motherfuckin' rapper)\n Yes, I am (we gon' rape you)\n No, I am a rapper\n I'll spit, you want me to spit?\n I'll fucking spit! I'll\n\n You 'bout to get fucked, pendejo!\n Listen, my dick sucks, my dick sucks\n Uh, that's just a hook\n Remember the name, Don Quixote\n That's the guy that will fuck you later\n Okay, chismoso? (hahaha)\n Then he walked away\n\n I tried to play it cool, I'm like, \"Back to the game\"\n Punched in the back (ah)\n Thrown off the court\n I'm like, \"I'm with the Blacks!\" (that made it worse)\n Smack! Smack! Smack!\n\n I'm like, \"I didn't rape no kids, I just showed my sack\n You never did that, like, with your friends? (Ain't fuck nah, pussy)\n It was just a joke!\n I believe in the art of the joke (that don't sound very funny)\n Yeah, but you should've seen it, it worked\n They laughed, the joke was successful\"\n They whipped my ass, (pa pa)\n Now I'm not with the blacks (you ain't black)\n\n Lick my wounds in my cell (eh hu)\n Tell Raheem all the facts (this guy walked on the court)\n He like, \"Oh, no! Don Quixote? (yeah)\n That's the most dangerous Mexican (really?)\n And now all the Blacks not protectin' you\n Yeah, no shit, and by the way\n They didn't take kindly to me sayin' I was with the blacks\n Well, now (offft)\n\n Now everyone's got the green light (green light)\n I wish I could make it be right (Raheem)\n You're definitely gonna get raped (raped, dead?)\n If I were you, I'd learn to fight\n I can't fight, I'd lose every fight\n\n Instead of fightin' back\n What if I offer, like, willin' head?\n Willin' head?\"\n I'm like, \"Yeah\"\n Willing head? Yeah\n\n Think about it\n Nobody wants to fight (that's not true)\n I would much rather give consensual head\n Than get fucked up my ass and die\n Well, it's not gon' be an option like that\n No, no, hear me out\n\n What if one day up in the caf' I stuck a paper on the wall? (a paper?)\n Yeah, a sign-up sheet (a sign-up sheet?)\n Yeah, with time slots (what, time slots?)\n Yeah, for head\n You know, if you, if you don't rape me\n I'll give you the best head you'll ever get in jail\n And I'll be such a joy, so pleasant\n What a great companion I could be (I don't think)\n\n This is so smart (uh)\n Yeah! Uh\n Then word would get around about the head\n And everybody would start to realize\n The second I'm raped, that the head off the table\n Better than anal\n The brothers would kill for this shit, Cain and Abel\n\n You're not gonna have the option like that, cuh\n It's, it's cool when you say cuh\n Like cuz, but you, cuh\n Where you from, Raheem?\n Man, I gotta nap\n Oh, when you wake then\n\n Caf', tuna fish (ugh)\n Actually surprised because this shit fire (hmm)\n Usually I'm real picky with my tuna type\n Only like my mom's and Subway's\n Did you guys know\n That Subway's the biggest chain in the world, over McDonald's?\"\n\n No one responded\n Tap Raheem's shoulder, I said\n \"Did you know that, Raheem?\" (uh)\n He like, \"What?\"\n \"That Subway's the biggest chain?\n Bigger than McDonald's\" (no)\n\n Waking back to my cell (aye)\n Just me and the guard, I feel greasy (yeah)\n All the sudden he bail (what the fuck)\n Then as I turned the corner, I saw Don Quixote (fuck)\n Fuck, this is it, oh, my God\n Dave, you're so raped (fuck)\n Thought of my options, he started approachin' (oh)\n I'm like, \"Quixote, relax. I'm open to it\"\n\n Come here\n Kissed on his neck\n Licked on his ears\n Took off his shirt\n Kissed on his stomach, his chest is so bulbous\n\n But I'm playing my part (yeah)\n He fallin' hard, (yeah)\n I got his heart (yeah)\n I get down to my knees, aye\n Tease, aye\n\n Whipped out the dick (oh, my God, so big, ah)\n Veins, everywhere, so many veins\n Off-colored dick\n Darker than I expected\n I realized in that moment\n I've never seen a Mexicano's dick before\n Spit on the dick (pusst)\n\n His guard fallen\n Cocked his head back real slow\n And then said, \"Ay, carumbo\"\n Plan coming to fruition\n\n I open wide, put the tip in\n And I close my eyes, and pray to God and\n Then I bit off his dick (ay, carumbo)\n Spit out his dick (ugh)\n He fell to his knees, blood everywhere\n Don Quixote is dead\n"},{"id":6047064,"name":"Jail (Part 1) [Bonus Track]","trackName":"Jail (Part 1) [Bonus Track]","artistName":"Lil Dicky","albumName":"Penith (The DAVE Soundtrack)","duration":524.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"On stage rapping (ew)\nAin't shit to me, I'm a rapper that's what I do (hey)\nYoung Dave snappin' (woo)\nThe crowd seem to fuck with me and I like them, too\nOrdinarily I might joke around on the stage (yeah)\nFunny motherfucker, class clown, 12th grade\nSometimes I might overstep my boundaries (hm)\nDo some weird shit, believe in the art of the joke (yeah)\nIn this case, I was like\n\"Ayy, y'all a great crowd\nSo as a reward, do you wanna see my dick?\"\nCrowd went wild, now I'm kinda torn\nMid-show soft dick, is my worst soft dick\nI'm a moron (yeah)\nShow your dick, show your dick\nWhole crowd chants (shit)\nI'm like, \"I can't, but what about nuts?\" (Yeah)\nPeople erupt, whipped out the nuts, cheers\nOff stage, head up to the dressing room\nFive cops waiting in my dressing room\nGoddamn, D, you blowing up\nLook at how they beefing up the security (ayy)\nI was like, officers, I'll be okay (yeah)\nOne cop said, Sir, you're under arrest (ha)\nI laughed in jest, assumed he was just showing off for his cop friends\nOpened some Chex Mix\n\"Sir, I'm gonna need you to put on these cuffs\"\nI'm like, \"What?\"\n\"Sir, you just exposed yourself\nAt an all-ages show nonetheless\"\n\"Wait, you talking 'bout showing nuts?\n\"Sir\"\n\"That's like a common joke\"\n\"You never pull out a ball with your friends or\"\n\"Sir\"\n\"Never?\"\n\"Sir, please put on these cuffs\"\n\"Wait, stop, no, this is actually happening?\"\n\"Sir\"\n\"Wait, this is unfair\"\n\"Sir\"\n\"I'm sorry, I swear\"\n\"Sir\"\n\"Please hear my out\"\n\"Sir, you're going to jail\"\nI'm like, \"Jail?\"\nHe like, yeah\nI'm like, \"Jail?\"\nYeah\nBooked, bail\nPay it, scared (this is crazy)\nMonths pass, trial (real trial)\n45 parents press charges (oh)\nI got a DUI in college (stupid)\nThis was not my first offense (oh, my God)\nChildren were crying on the stand (stand)\nProbably the dorks of their class (you're a loser)\nNow it's the day of my reckoning\nThey 'bout to give me my sentencing\nCan't even breathe and I'm trembling\nThe jury arrived at a verdict (guilty)\nI thought I misheard it (guilty)\nMama Burd going berserk (my son)\nWait, you said two years, Your Honor? (Yes)\nOn the bus to Chuckawalla\nThey got me chained to Roberto\nTat on his face he was fidgety\nShook as can be as we pullin' in (hm)\nThey take my picture, unchain me\nThey give me my state I.D. (thanks)\nThen they took me to a room\nAnd told me to \"spread your cheeks\" (eww)\nI was like, \"Like this?\" (Like this?)\nThey like, \"Yeah, but rake your nuts\"\nRake rake my nuts?\nLike pull 'em up?\nYes\nOh, okay\nThey made me squat and cough (ah ah)\nStandard procedure, I'm wit' it (it's cool)\nAfter I finished, I had a minute with the guard\nSay to him, \"Sir, I know this is bizarre\nBut the whole rape thing, is it, like, real?\nIs it actually a thing in Jail? Or?\"\nHe like, \"Yeah\"\nI'm like, \"Yeah? (It really happens?)\nHe like, \"Yeah\" (isn't it your job to protect people?)\nGetting walked to my cell (we got a white boy)\nWalking through jail (woo-woo-woo, woo, yeah)\nShit is like hell (you dead, you dead)\nIt's just like the movies (gettin' fucked)\nScreaming and hollering, hooting (fresh meat)\nA black guy said, \"I'll break your back\" (blow your back out)\nHispanic guy ask, \"What that mouth like?\" (I'ma need that)\nA neo-Nazi just smiles (hmm)\nWe get to my cell\nGot a cellmate named Raheem (hi, I'm Dave)\nGood dude, wonder why he in (I'm Raheem)\nThen he asked me what I even did (what'd you do?)\nI explained the whole thing (yeah)\nWas performing (yeah)\nShowed my nuts (huh?)\nTotally innocent, like\nWell, I did it, but it was an innocent act\nIt's not a big deal\nNow I'm here in Chuckawalla for two years for exposing myself to minors\n\"Whoa, whoa, you a pedophile?\" Raheem said\nNo, I'm not a pedophile, you just heard the story\nOkay, okay, okay, you cannot let anyone know this\nWhy? It's not a big deal\nIf they find out, then it's over\nOver?\nYou raped, dead, maybe\nRaped dead?\nLet's just think of solutions instead\nRaped dead?\nIn here there's the Blacks and the Mexicans\nWell, what about those white supremacists? (Heh)\nThey see that you're Jewish it's evident (it's evident? What does that-)\nThe Blacks and the Mexicans don't have inherent hatred for you (true)\nYou gotta pick one of them for protection (who?)\nThe Blacks or the Mexicans? (Yes)\nUh, I mean, I guess\nI'll go Blacks, right? Blacks\nOkay\nI just don't know much about Mexicans (I hear you)\nLike, at home I would hang out with Blacks (go with blacks then)\nWell, how do they know I'm with Blacks?\nLike how do I refer to it?\nDo I say \"Blacks\"? (You won't have to say)\nI feel like it'd be weird\nIf I said, \"I'm with the blacks\" (it's not like that)\nHow is it referred to?\nDon't worry, I'll make sure that everyone knows you're with us\nThree o'clock rec ball\nPretty solid courts, real good runs\nWatched on the sidelines, didn't try to run\nCalling for next would be calling for death\nReal good black dude roll his ankle (eugh)\nMexican guy on the side says, \"ay, carumbo\"\nNow there's a squad, thats only got four players\nAnd in jail the other team picks his replacement\nThey look around and my heart started racing\nOne guy is beelining straight up at David\n'Cause they probably think I'm a horrible player\nThey like, \"All right, take this white, skinny bitch\"\nLittle did they know I'm a bad motherfucker on the court\nFirst play hit 'em with a cross, up-fake (swoosh)\nNext play, wide open three, like wet (swoosh)\nThe yard taking notice (yo)\nI take a charge, but they don't even notice (bro)\nDon't leave him open, his jumper is potent (ha)\nPat on the back\nFeel like a black\nDap, dap, dap\nAll the sudden, a Mexican guy\nWalks on the court and says\nStop the game, stop the game, stop the game\nGets in my face\nSays, \"You know what he did?\"\nEveryone's frozen in place\nYou know what he did? (What'd he do? What'd he do?)\nHe raped some kids\nWhoa, whoa, whoa, not true I said\nHe said, \"One was my niece\"\nHold on, I can explain, I'm a rapper, I was on stage (you ain't no motherfuckin' rapper)\nYes, I am (we gon' rape you)\nNo, I am a rapper\nI'll spit, you want me to spit?\nI'll fucking spit I'll\nYou 'bout to get fucked, pendejo\nListen, my dick sucks, my dick sucks\nUh, that's just a hook\nRemember the name, Don Quixote\nThat's the guy that'll fuck you later\nOkay, chismoso? (Hahaha)\nThen he walked away\nI tried to play it cool, I'm like, \"Back to the game\"\nPunched in my back (ah)\nThrown off the court\nI'm like, \"I'm with the Blacks\" (That made it worse)\nSmack, smack, msack\nI'm like, \"I didn't rape no kids, I just showed my sack\nYou never did that, like, with your friends?\" (Ain't fuck nah, pussy)\nIt was just a joke\nI believe in the art of the joke (that don't sound very funny)\nYeah, but you should've seen it, it worked\nThey laughed, the joke was successful\nThey whipped my ass (bop, bop)\nNow I'm not with the Blacks (you ain't black)\nLick my wounds in my cell\nTell Raheem all the facts (this guy walked on the court)\nHe like, Oh, no, Don Quixote?\" (Yeah)\nThat's the most dangerous Mexican (really?)\nAnd now all the Blacks not protecting you\nYeah, no shit, and by the way\nThey didn't take kindly to me saying I was with the Blacks\nWell, now\nNow everyone's got the green light (green light?)\nI wish I could make it be right (Raheem)\nYou're definitely gonna get raped (raped dead?)\nIf I were you, I'd learn to fight\nI can't fight, I'd lose every fight\nInstead of fighting back\nWhat if I offer, like, willing head?\nWilling head?\nI'm like, \"Yeah\"\nWilling head?\nYeah\nThink about it\nNobody wants to fight (that's not true)\nI would much rather give consensual head\nThan get fucked up my ass and die\nWell, it's not gon' be an option like that\nNo, no, hear me out\nWhat if one day up in the caf I stuck a paper on the wall? (A paper?)\nYeah, a sign-up sheet (a sign-up sheet?)\nYeah, with time slots (what time slots?)\nYeah, for head\nYou know, if you, if you don't rape me\nI'll give you the best head you'll ever get in jail\nAnd I'll be such a joy, so pleasant\nWhat a great companion I could be (I don't think)\nThis is so smart (uh)\nYeah, uh\nThen word would get around about the head\nAnd everybody would start to realize\nThe second I'm raped, that the head off the table\nBetter than anal\nThe brothers would kill for this shit, Cain and Abel\nYou're not gonna have the option like that, cuh\nIt's it's cool when you say \"cuh\"\nLike cuz, but you \"cuh\"\nWhere you from, Raheem?\nMan, I gotta nap\nOh, when you wake, then\nCaf, tuna fish (ugh)\nActually surprised because this shit fire (hmm)\nUsually I'm real picky with my tuna type\nOnly like my mom's and Subway's\nDid you guys know\nThat Subway's the biggest chain in the world, over McDonalds?\nNo one responded\nTap Raheem's shoulder, I said\n\"Did you know that, Raheem?\" (Uh)\nHe like, \"What?\"\nThat Subway's the biggest chain?\nBigger than McDonald's (no)\nWalking back to me cell (ayy)\nJust me and the guard, I feel greasy (yeah)\nAll the sudden he bail (what the fuck?)\nThen as I turned the corner, I saw Don Quixote (fuck)\nFuck, this is it, oh, my God\nDave, you're so raped (fuck)\nThought of my options, he started approaching (ohh)\nI'm like, \"Quixote, relax, I'm open to it\"\nCome here\nKissed on his neck\nLicked on his ears\nTook off his shirt\nKissed on his stomach, his chest is so bulbous\nBut I'm playing my part (yeah)\nHe fallin' hard (yeah)\nI got his heart (yeah)\nI get down to my knees, ayy\nTease, ayy\nWhipped out the dick (oh, my God, so big, ah)\nVeins, everywhere, so many veins\nOff-colored dick\nDarker than I expected\nI realized in that moment\nI've never seen a Mexicano's dick before\nSpit on the dick\nHis guard fallen\nCocked his head back real slow\nAnd then said, \"Ayy, carumbo\"\nPlan coming to fruition\nI open wide, put the tip in\nAnd I close my eyes, and pray to God and then I\nBit off his dick (ayy, carumbo)\nSpit out his dick (ugh)\nHe fell to his knees\nBlood everywhere\nDon Quixote is dead","syncedLyrics":null,"lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n title: Jail (Part 1) [Bonus Track]\n artist: Lil Dicky\n album: Penith (The DAVE Soundtrack)\n duration_ms: 524000\n instrumental: false\nlines: []\nplain: |-\n On stage rapping (ew)\n Ain't shit to me, I'm a rapper that's what I do (hey)\n Young Dave snappin' (woo)\n The crowd seem to fuck with me and I like them, too\n Ordinarily I might joke around on the stage (yeah)\n Funny motherfucker, class clown, 12th grade\n Sometimes I might overstep my boundaries (hm)\n Do some weird shit, believe in the art of the joke (yeah)\n In this case, I was like\n \"Ayy, y'all a great crowd\n So as a reward, do you wanna see my dick?\"\n Crowd went wild, now I'm kinda torn\n Mid-show soft dick, is my worst soft dick\n I'm a moron (yeah)\n Show your dick, show your dick\n Whole crowd chants (shit)\n I'm like, \"I can't, but what about nuts?\" (Yeah)\n People erupt, whipped out the nuts, cheers\n Off stage, head up to the dressing room\n Five cops waiting in my dressing room\n Goddamn, D, you blowing up\n Look at how they beefing up the security (ayy)\n I was like, officers, I'll be okay (yeah)\n One cop said, Sir, you're under arrest (ha)\n I laughed in jest, assumed he was just showing off for his cop friends\n Opened some Chex Mix\n \"Sir, I'm gonna need you to put on these cuffs\"\n I'm like, \"What?\"\n \"Sir, you just exposed yourself\n At an all-ages show nonetheless\"\n \"Wait, you talking 'bout showing nuts?\n \"Sir\"\n \"That's like a common joke\"\n \"You never pull out a ball with your friends or\"\n \"Sir\"\n \"Never?\"\n \"Sir, please put on these cuffs\"\n \"Wait, stop, no, this is actually happening?\"\n \"Sir\"\n \"Wait, this is unfair\"\n \"Sir\"\n \"I'm sorry, I swear\"\n \"Sir\"\n \"Please hear my out\"\n \"Sir, you're going to jail\"\n I'm like, \"Jail?\"\n He like, yeah\n I'm like, \"Jail?\"\n Yeah\n Booked, bail\n Pay it, scared (this is crazy)\n Months pass, trial (real trial)\n 45 parents press charges (oh)\n I got a DUI in college (stupid)\n This was not my first offense (oh, my God)\n Children were crying on the stand (stand)\n Probably the dorks of their class (you're a loser)\n Now it's the day of my reckoning\n They 'bout to give me my sentencing\n Can't even breathe and I'm trembling\n The jury arrived at a verdict (guilty)\n I thought I misheard it (guilty)\n Mama Burd going berserk (my son)\n Wait, you said two years, Your Honor? (Yes)\n On the bus to Chuckawalla\n They got me chained to Roberto\n Tat on his face he was fidgety\n Shook as can be as we pullin' in (hm)\n They take my picture, unchain me\n They give me my state I.D. (thanks)\n Then they took me to a room\n And told me to \"spread your cheeks\" (eww)\n I was like, \"Like this?\" (Like this?)\n They like, \"Yeah, but rake your nuts\"\n Rake rake my nuts?\n Like pull 'em up?\n Yes\n Oh, okay\n They made me squat and cough (ah ah)\n Standard procedure, I'm wit' it (it's cool)\n After I finished, I had a minute with the guard\n Say to him, \"Sir, I know this is bizarre\n But the whole rape thing, is it, like, real?\n Is it actually a thing in Jail? Or?\"\n He like, \"Yeah\"\n I'm like, \"Yeah? (It really happens?)\n He like, \"Yeah\" (isn't it your job to protect people?)\n Getting walked to my cell (we got a white boy)\n Walking through jail (woo-woo-woo, woo, yeah)\n Shit is like hell (you dead, you dead)\n It's just like the movies (gettin' fucked)\n Screaming and hollering, hooting (fresh meat)\n A black guy said, \"I'll break your back\" (blow your back out)\n Hispanic guy ask, \"What that mouth like?\" (I'ma need that)\n A neo-Nazi just smiles (hmm)\n We get to my cell\n Got a cellmate named Raheem (hi, I'm Dave)\n Good dude, wonder why he in (I'm Raheem)\n Then he asked me what I even did (what'd you do?)\n I explained the whole thing (yeah)\n Was performing (yeah)\n Showed my nuts (huh?)\n Totally innocent, like\n Well, I did it, but it was an innocent act\n It's not a big deal\n Now I'm here in Chuckawalla for two years for exposing myself to minors\n \"Whoa, whoa, you a pedophile?\" Raheem said\n No, I'm not a pedophile, you just heard the story\n Okay, okay, okay, you cannot let anyone know this\n Why? It's not a big deal\n If they find out, then it's over\n Over?\n You raped, dead, maybe\n Raped dead?\n Let's just think of solutions instead\n Raped dead?\n In here there's the Blacks and the Mexicans\n Well, what about those white supremacists? (Heh)\n They see that you're Jewish it's evident (it's evident? What does that-)\n The Blacks and the Mexicans don't have inherent hatred for you (true)\n You gotta pick one of them for protection (who?)\n The Blacks or the Mexicans? (Yes)\n Uh, I mean, I guess\n I'll go Blacks, right? Blacks\n Okay\n I just don't know much about Mexicans (I hear you)\n Like, at home I would hang out with Blacks (go with blacks then)\n Well, how do they know I'm with Blacks?\n Like how do I refer to it?\n Do I say \"Blacks\"? (You won't have to say)\n I feel like it'd be weird\n If I said, \"I'm with the blacks\" (it's not like that)\n How is it referred to?\n Don't worry, I'll make sure that everyone knows you're with us\n Three o'clock rec ball\n Pretty solid courts, real good runs\n Watched on the sidelines, didn't try to run\n Calling for next would be calling for death\n Real good black dude roll his ankle (eugh)\n Mexican guy on the side says, \"ay, carumbo\"\n Now there's a squad, thats only got four players\n And in jail the other team picks his replacement\n They look around and my heart started racing\n One guy is beelining straight up at David\n 'Cause they probably think I'm a horrible player\n They like, \"All right, take this white, skinny bitch\"\n Little did they know I'm a bad motherfucker on the court\n First play hit 'em with a cross, up-fake (swoosh)\n Next play, wide open three, like wet (swoosh)\n The yard taking notice (yo)\n I take a charge, but they don't even notice (bro)\n Don't leave him open, his jumper is potent (ha)\n Pat on the back\n Feel like a black\n Dap, dap, dap\n All the sudden, a Mexican guy\n Walks on the court and says\n Stop the game, stop the game, stop the game\n Gets in my face\n Says, \"You know what he did?\"\n Everyone's frozen in place\n You know what he did? (What'd he do? What'd he do?)\n He raped some kids\n Whoa, whoa, whoa, not true I said\n He said, \"One was my niece\"\n Hold on, I can explain, I'm a rapper, I was on stage (you ain't no motherfuckin' rapper)\n Yes, I am (we gon' rape you)\n No, I am a rapper\n I'll spit, you want me to spit?\n I'll fucking spit I'll\n You 'bout to get fucked, pendejo\n Listen, my dick sucks, my dick sucks\n Uh, that's just a hook\n Remember the name, Don Quixote\n That's the guy that'll fuck you later\n Okay, chismoso? (Hahaha)\n Then he walked away\n I tried to play it cool, I'm like, \"Back to the game\"\n Punched in my back (ah)\n Thrown off the court\n I'm like, \"I'm with the Blacks\" (That made it worse)\n Smack, smack, msack\n I'm like, \"I didn't rape no kids, I just showed my sack\n You never did that, like, with your friends?\" (Ain't fuck nah, pussy)\n It was just a joke\n I believe in the art of the joke (that don't sound very funny)\n Yeah, but you should've seen it, it worked\n They laughed, the joke was successful\n They whipped my ass (bop, bop)\n Now I'm not with the Blacks (you ain't black)\n Lick my wounds in my cell\n Tell Raheem all the facts (this guy walked on the court)\n He like, Oh, no, Don Quixote?\" (Yeah)\n That's the most dangerous Mexican (really?)\n And now all the Blacks not protecting you\n Yeah, no shit, and by the way\n They didn't take kindly to me saying I was with the Blacks\n Well, now\n Now everyone's got the green light (green light?)\n I wish I could make it be right (Raheem)\n You're definitely gonna get raped (raped dead?)\n If I were you, I'd learn to fight\n I can't fight, I'd lose every fight\n Instead of fighting back\n What if I offer, like, willing head?\n Willing head?\n I'm like, \"Yeah\"\n Willing head?\n Yeah\n Think about it\n Nobody wants to fight (that's not true)\n I would much rather give consensual head\n Than get fucked up my ass and die\n Well, it's not gon' be an option like that\n No, no, hear me out\n What if one day up in the caf I stuck a paper on the wall? (A paper?)\n Yeah, a sign-up sheet (a sign-up sheet?)\n Yeah, with time slots (what time slots?)\n Yeah, for head\n You know, if you, if you don't rape me\n I'll give you the best head you'll ever get in jail\n And I'll be such a joy, so pleasant\n What a great companion I could be (I don't think)\n This is so smart (uh)\n Yeah, uh\n Then word would get around about the head\n And everybody would start to realize\n The second I'm raped, that the head off the table\n Better than anal\n The brothers would kill for this shit, Cain and Abel\n You're not gonna have the option like that, cuh\n It's it's cool when you say \"cuh\"\n Like cuz, but you \"cuh\"\n Where you from, Raheem?\n Man, I gotta nap\n Oh, when you wake, then\n Caf, tuna fish (ugh)\n Actually surprised because this shit fire (hmm)\n Usually I'm real picky with my tuna type\n Only like my mom's and Subway's\n Did you guys know\n That Subway's the biggest chain in the world, over McDonalds?\n No one responded\n Tap Raheem's shoulder, I said\n \"Did you know that, Raheem?\" (Uh)\n He like, \"What?\"\n That Subway's the biggest chain?\n Bigger than McDonald's (no)\n Walking back to me cell (ayy)\n Just me and the guard, I feel greasy (yeah)\n All the sudden he bail (what the fuck?)\n Then as I turned the corner, I saw Don Quixote (fuck)\n Fuck, this is it, oh, my God\n Dave, you're so raped (fuck)\n Thought of my options, he started approaching (ohh)\n I'm like, \"Quixote, relax, I'm open to it\"\n Come here\n Kissed on his neck\n Licked on his ears\n Took off his shirt\n Kissed on his stomach, his chest is so bulbous\n But I'm playing my part (yeah)\n He fallin' hard (yeah)\n I got his heart (yeah)\n I get down to my knees, ayy\n Tease, ayy\n Whipped out the dick (oh, my God, so big, ah)\n Veins, everywhere, so many veins\n Off-colored dick\n Darker than I expected\n I realized in that moment\n I've never seen a Mexicano's dick before\n Spit on the dick\n His guard fallen\n Cocked his head back real slow\n And then said, \"Ayy, carumbo\"\n Plan coming to fruition\n I open wide, put the tip in\n And I close my eyes, and pray to God and then I\n Bit off his dick (ayy, carumbo)\n Spit out his dick (ugh)\n He fell to his knees\n Blood everywhere\n Don Quixote is dead\n"}]