[{"id":6653202,"name":"Pirelli's Miracle Elixir","trackName":"Pirelli's Miracle Elixir","artistName":"Gaten Matarazzo","albumName":"Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2023 Broadway Cast Recording)","duration":242.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":true,"plainLyrics":"Ladies and gentlemen!\nMay I have your attention, please?\nDo you wake every morning in shame and despair\nTo discover your pillow is covered with hair\nWot ought not to be there?\n\nWell, ladies and gentlemen\nFrom now on you can waken at ease\nYou need never again have a worry or care\nI will show you a miracle marvelous rare\nGentlemen, you are about to see something\nThat rose from the dead—!\nOn the top of my head\n\nScarcely a month ago, gentlemen\nI was struck with a horrible\nDermatologic disease\nThough the finest physicians in London were called\nI awakened one morning amazed and appalled\nTo discover with dread that my 'ead was as bald\nAs a novice's knees\nI was dying of shame\nTill a gentleman came\nAn illustrious barber, Pirelli by name\nHe give me a liquid as precious as gold\nI rubbed it in daily like wot I was told\nAnd behold!\nOnly thirty days old!\n\n'Twas Pirelli's\nMiracle Elixir\nThat's wot did the trick, sir\nTrue, sir, true\nWas it quick, sir?\nDid it in a tick, sir\nJust like an elixir\nOught to do!\n\nHow about a bottle, mister?\nOnly costs a penny, guaranteed\n\nPenny buys a bottle, I don't know... (Go ahead and tug, sir)\n\nDoes Pirelli's\nStimulate the growth, sir?\nYou can have my oath, sir\n'Tis unique\nRub a minute—\nStimulating, i'nn'it?\nSoon you'll have to thin it\nOnce a week!\n\nPenny buys a bottle, guaranteed!\n\nPenny buys a bottle, might as well... (How about a sample?)\nWotcher think? (Go ahead and try it, wot the hell...)\nHave you ever smelled a cleaner smell?\nIsn't it a crime they let these urchins clog the pavement? (Penny buys a bottle, does it?)\nThat's enough, sir, ample\n\nGently dab it\nGets to be a habit\nSoon there'll be enough, sir\nSomebody can grab it\nSee that chap with\nHair like Shelley's?\nYou can tell he's\nUsed Pirelli's\n\nLet me have a bottle (Make that two)\n\nPardon me, ma'am, what's that awful stench?\n\nAre we standing near an open trench?\n\nBuy Pirelli's\nMiracle Elixir\nAnything wot's slick, sir\nSoon sprouts curls\nTry Pirelli's—\nWhen they see how thick, sir\nYou can have your pick, sir\nOf the girls\n\nWant to buy a bottle, missus?\n\nWhat is this?\n\nWhat is this?\n\nSmells like piss\n\nSmells like—phew!\n\nHe says it smells like piss\n\nSays it smells like piss or something\n\nLooks like piss\n\nWouldn't touch it if I was you, dear!\n\nThis is piss\nPiss with ink!\n\nLet me smell that bottle\nI don't want no ink piss!\nWhat is this?\n\nWhat does that smell like to you, sir? (Never mind that madman, mister)\nGives back our money! (What does that smell like to you ma'am?)\nGive 'em back their money! (Never mind the madman)\nWhere is this Pirelli? (Yeah, where is this Pirelli?)\n\nLet Pirelli's\nActivate your roots, sir—\n\nKeep it off your boots, sir—\nEats right through (Go and get Pirelli!)\n\nYes, get Pirelli's!\nUse a bottle of it\nLadies seem to love it—\n\nFlies do, too!\n\nHand the bloody money over!\nHand the bloody money over!\n\nSee Pirelli's\nMiracle Elixir\nGrow a little wick, sir\nThen some fuzz\nThe Pirelli's\nSoon'll make it thick, sir\nLike a good elixir\nAlways does!\n\nTrust Pirelli's\nIf your hair is sick, sir\nFix it in the nick, sir\nDon't look grim\nJust Pirelli's\nMiracle Elixir\nThat'll do the trick, sir—\n\nWhat about the money?\n\nIf you've got a kick, sir—\n\nWhat about the money?\nWhere is this Pirelli?\nGo and get Pirelli!\nWhat about our money?\n\nTell it to the mixer!\nOf the Miracle Elixir\nIf you've got a kick, sir—!\n\nTalk to him!","syncedLyrics":"[00:04.53] Ladies and gentlemen!\n[00:05.55] May I have your attention, please?\n[00:10.00] Do you wake every morning in shame and despair\n[00:11.92] To discover your pillow is covered with hair\n[00:15.63] Wot ought not to be there?\n[00:17.96] Well, ladies and gentlemen\n[00:19.23] From now on you can waken at ease\n[00:22.16] You need never again have a worry or care\n[00:23.80] I will show you a miracle marvelous rare\n[00:28.90] Gentlemen, you are about to see something\n[00:30.15] That rose from the dead—!\n[00:35.88] On the top of my head\n[00:41.60] Scarcely a month ago, gentlemen\n[00:43.56] I was struck with a horrible\n[00:44.84] Dermatologic disease\n[00:48.15] Though the finest physicians in London were called\n[00:49.75] I awakened one morning amazed and appalled\n[00:52.15] To discover with dread that my 'ead was as bald\n[00:54.49] As a novice's knees\n[00:56.45] I was dying of shame\n[00:58.81] Till a gentleman came\n[01:00.97] An illustrious barber, Pirelli by name\n[01:06.92] He give me a liquid as precious as gold\n[01:10.83] I rubbed it in daily like wot I was told\n[01:14.54] And behold!\n[01:21.57] Only thirty days old!\n[01:27.57] 'Twas Pirelli's\n[01:29.19] Miracle Elixir\n[01:31.19] That's wot did the trick, sir\n[01:33.12] True, sir, true\n[01:35.12] Was it quick, sir?\n[01:37.18] Did it in a tick, sir\n[01:39.18] Just like an elixir\n[01:41.00] Ought to do!\n[01:43.00] How about a bottle, mister?\n[01:45.27] Only costs a penny, guaranteed\n[01:47.54] Penny buys a bottle, I don't know... (Go ahead and tug, sir)\n[01:51.06] Does Pirelli's\n[01:53.02] Stimulate the growth, sir?\n[01:54.86] You can have my oath, sir\n[01:56.95] 'Tis unique\n[01:59.18] Rub a minute—\n[02:01.08] Stimulating, i'nn'it?\n[02:03.07] Soon you'll have to thin it\n[02:05.08] Once a week!\n[02:06.96] Penny buys a bottle, guaranteed!\n[02:09.12] Penny buys a bottle, might as well... (How about a sample?)\n[02:11.32] Wotcher think? (Go ahead and try it, wot the hell...)\n[02:12.26] Have you ever smelled a cleaner smell?\n[02:13.15] Isn't it a crime they let these urchins clog the pavement? (Penny buys a bottle, does it?)\n[02:14.89] That's enough, sir, ample\n[02:15.75] Gently dab it\n[02:17.10] Gets to be a habit\n[02:18.63] Soon there'll be enough, sir\n[02:20.99] Somebody can grab it\n[02:22.73] See that chap with\n[02:24.79] Hair like Shelley's?\n[02:26.75] You can tell he's\n[02:28.63] Used Pirelli's\n[02:30.68] Let me have a bottle (Make that two)\n[02:32.88] Pardon me, ma'am, what's that awful stench?\n[02:35.06] Are we standing near an open trench?\n[02:38.86] Buy Pirelli's\n[02:40.37] Miracle Elixir\n[02:42.26] Anything wot's slick, sir\n[02:44.27] Soon sprouts curls\n[02:46.42] Try Pirelli's—\n[02:48.40] When they see how thick, sir\n[02:50.23] You can have your pick, sir\n[02:52.16] Of the girls\n[02:54.44] Want to buy a bottle, missus?\n[02:56.18] What is this?\n[02:56.94] What is this?\n[02:57.73] Smells like piss\n[02:58.74] Smells like—phew!\n[02:59.60] He says it smells like piss\n[03:00.59] Says it smells like piss or something\n[03:01.18] Looks like piss\n[03:01.23] Wouldn't touch it if I was you, dear!\n[03:02.83] This is piss\n[03:03.72] Piss with ink!\n[03:04.32] Let me smell that bottle\n[03:05.59] I don't want no ink piss!\n[03:06.41] What is this?\n[03:07.13] What does that smell like to you, sir? (Never mind that madman, mister)\n[03:08.37] Gives back our money! (What does that smell like to you ma'am?)\n[03:08.66] Give 'em back their money! (Never mind the madman)\n[03:10.43] Where is this Pirelli? (Yeah, where is this Pirelli?)\n[03:12.62] Let Pirelli's\n[03:13.89] Activate your roots, sir—\n[03:15.69] Keep it off your boots, sir—\n[03:17.50] Eats right through (Go and get Pirelli!)\n[03:19.73] Yes, get Pirelli's!\n[03:21.87] Use a bottle of it\n[03:23.76] Ladies seem to love it—\n[03:25.59] Flies do, too!\n[03:30.22] Hand the bloody money over!\n[03:32.08] Hand the bloody money over!\n[03:33.69] See Pirelli's\n[03:34.96] Miracle Elixir\n[03:35.54] Grow a little wick, sir\n[03:36.74] Then some fuzz\n[03:37.64] The Pirelli's\n[03:38.58] Soon'll make it thick, sir\n[03:39.46] Like a good elixir\n[03:40.50] Always does!\n[03:41.38] Trust Pirelli's\n[03:42.54] If your hair is sick, sir\n[03:43.47] Fix it in the nick, sir\n[03:44.30] Don't look grim\n[03:45.57] Just Pirelli's\n[03:46.49] Miracle Elixir\n[03:47.32] That'll do the trick, sir—\n[03:48.48] What about the money?\n[03:49.30] If you've got a kick, sir—\n[03:50.26] What about the money?\n[03:51.45] Where is this Pirelli?\n[03:52.35] Go and get Pirelli!\n[03:53.27] What about our money?\n[03:54.17] Tell it to the mixer!\n[03:55.05] Of the Miracle Elixir\n[03:55.68] If you've got a kick, sir—!\n[03:58.08] Talk to him!\n[03:58.98] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Pirelli's Miracle Elixir\n  artist: Gaten Matarazzo\n  album: 'Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2023 Broadway Cast Recording)'\n  duration_ms: 242000\n  instrumental: false\n  language: en\nlines:\n- text: Ladies and gentlemen\n  start_ms: 4430\n  end_ms: 5510\n  words:\n  - 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text: 'standing '\n    start_ms: 155259\n  - text: 'near '\n    start_ms: 155756\n  - text: 'an '\n    start_ms: 155975\n  - text: 'open '\n    start_ms: 156373\n  - text: trench?\n    start_ms: 156591\n- text: Must be standing near an open trench\n  start_ms: 156840\n  end_ms: 158280\n  words:\n  - text: 'Must '\n    start_ms: 156840\n  - text: 'be '\n    start_ms: 157100\n  - text: 'standing '\n    start_ms: 157200\n  - text: 'near '\n    start_ms: 157500\n  - text: 'an '\n    start_ms: 157680\n  - text: 'open '\n    start_ms: 157740\n  - text: trench\n    start_ms: 157940\n- text: Buy Pirelli's Miracle Elixir\n  start_ms: 158280\n  end_ms: 162540\n  words:\n  - text: 'Buy '\n    start_ms: 158280\n  - text: 'Pirelli''s '\n    start_ms: 160017\n  - text: 'Miracle '\n    start_ms: 160623\n  - text: Elixir\n    start_ms: 161438\n- text: Anything what's slick, sir\n  start_ms: 162540\n  end_ms: 164540\n  words:\n  - text: 'Anything '\n    start_ms: 162540\n  - text: 'what''s '\n    start_ms: 163340\n  - 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'\n    start_ms: 177171\n  - text: '(Propagates '\n    start_ms: 177332\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 177388\n  - text: 'hair, '\n    start_ms: 177427\n  - text: sir)\n    start_ms: 177749\n- text: Smells like piss\n  start_ms: 177910\n  end_ms: 178260\n  words:\n  - text: 'Smells '\n    start_ms: 177910\n  - text: 'like '\n    start_ms: 178070\n  - text: piss\n    start_ms: 178170\n- text: Smells like-, whoo\n  start_ms: 178330\n  end_ms: 179260\n  words:\n  - text: 'Smells '\n    start_ms: 178330\n  - text: 'like-, '\n    start_ms: 178368\n  - text: whoo\n    start_ms: 178407\n- text: Says it smells like piss or something (wouldn't touch it if I was you, dear)\n  start_ms: 179260\n  end_ms: 182620\n  words:\n  - text: 'Says '\n    start_ms: 179260\n  - text: 'it '\n    start_ms: 179600\n  - text: 'smells '\n    start_ms: 179760\n  - text: 'like '\n    start_ms: 180080\n  - text: 'piss '\n    start_ms: 180320\n  - text: 'or '\n    start_ms: 180600\n  - text: 'something '\n    start_ms: 180680\n  - text: '(wouldn''t '\n    start_ms: 180900\n  - text: 'touch '\n    start_ms: 181040\n  - text: 'it '\n    start_ms: 181280\n  - text: 'if '\n    start_ms: 181460\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 181584\n  - text: 'was '\n    start_ms: 181674\n  - text: 'you, '\n    start_ms: 182320\n  - text: dear)\n    start_ms: 182520\n- text: This is piss, piss with ink\n  start_ms: 182650\n  end_ms: 184250\n  words:\n  - text: 'This '\n    start_ms: 182650\n  - text: 'is '\n    start_ms: 182968\n  - text: 'piss, '\n    start_ms: 183246\n  - text: 'piss '\n    start_ms: 183783\n  - text: 'with '\n    start_ms: 184021\n  - text: ink\n    start_ms: 184161\n- text: Let me smell that bottle\n  start_ms: 184250\n  end_ms: 185900\n  words:\n  - text: 'Let '\n    start_ms: 184250\n  - text: 'me '\n    start_ms: 184630\n  - text: 'smell '\n    start_ms: 184730\n  - text: 'that '\n    start_ms: 185010\n  - text: bottle\n    start_ms: 185230\n- text: I don't want no ink piss (what is this?)\n  start_ms: 185900\n  end_ms: 186660\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 185900\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 185959\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 186078\n  - text: 'no '\n    start_ms: 186176\n  - text: 'ink '\n    start_ms: 186216\n  - text: 'piss '\n    start_ms: 186295\n  - text: '(what '\n    start_ms: 186374\n  - text: 'is '\n    start_ms: 186511\n  - text: this?)\n    start_ms: 186605\n- text: Never mind that madman, mister\n  start_ms: 186660\n  end_ms: 187800\n  words:\n  - text: 'Never '\n    start_ms: 186660\n  - text: 'mind '\n    start_ms: 186947\n  - text: 'that '\n    start_ms: 187091\n  - text: 'madman, '\n    start_ms: 187177\n  - text: mister\n    start_ms: 187388\n- text: Gives back our money (what does that smell like to you ma'am?)\n  start_ms: 187800\n  end_ms: 188820\n  words:\n  - text: 'Gives '\n    start_ms: 187800\n  - text: 'back '\n    start_ms: 187920\n  - text: 'our '\n    start_ms: 188000\n  - text: 'money '\n    start_ms: 188060\n  - text: '(what '\n    start_ms: 188200\n  - text: 'does '\n    start_ms: 188280\n  - text: 'that '\n    start_ms: 188360\n  - text: 'smell '\n    start_ms: 188420\n  - text: 'like '\n    start_ms: 188500\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 188580\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 188620\n  - text: ma'am?)\n    start_ms: 188749\n- text: Give 'em back their money (never mind the madman)\n  start_ms: 188890\n  end_ms: 190310\n  words:\n  - text: 'Give '\n    start_ms: 188890\n  - text: '''em '\n    start_ms: 189070\n  - text: 'back '\n    start_ms: 189210\n  - text: 'their '\n    start_ms: 189430\n  - text: 'money '\n    start_ms: 189580\n  - text: '(never '\n    start_ms: 189650\n  - text: 'mind '\n    start_ms: 189870\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 190039\n  - text: madman)\n    start_ms: 190180\n- text: Where is this Pirelli? 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(Go ahead and tug, sir)\n\n  Does Pirelli's\n  Stimulate the growth, sir?\n  You can have my oath, sir\n  'Tis unique\n  Rub a minute—\n  Stimulating, i'nn'it?\n  Soon you'll have to thin it\n  Once a week!\n\n  Penny buys a bottle, guaranteed!\n\n  Penny buys a bottle, might as well... (How about a sample?)\n  Wotcher think? (Go ahead and try it, wot the hell...)\n  Have you ever smelled a cleaner smell?\n  Isn't it a crime they let these urchins clog the pavement? (Penny buys a bottle, does it?)\n  That's enough, sir, ample\n\n  Gently dab it\n  Gets to be a habit\n  Soon there'll be enough, sir\n  Somebody can grab it\n  See that chap with\n  Hair like Shelley's?\n  You can tell he's\n  Used Pirelli's\n\n  Let me have a bottle (Make that two)\n\n  Pardon me, ma'am, what's that awful stench?\n\n  Are we standing near an open trench?\n\n  Buy Pirelli's\n  Miracle Elixir\n  Anything wot's slick, sir\n  Soon sprouts curls\n  Try Pirelli's—\n  When they see how thick, sir\n  You can have your pick, sir\n  Of the girls\n\n  Want to buy a bottle, missus?\n\n  What is this?\n\n  What is this?\n\n  Smells like piss\n\n  Smells like—phew!\n\n  He says it smells like piss\n\n  Says it smells like piss or something\n\n  Looks like piss\n\n  Wouldn't touch it if I was you, dear!\n\n  This is piss\n  Piss with ink!\n\n  Let me smell that bottle\n  I don't want no ink piss!\n  What is this?\n\n  What does that smell like to you, sir? (Never mind that madman, mister)\n  Gives back our money! (What does that smell like to you ma'am?)\n  Give 'em back their money! (Never mind the madman)\n  Where is this Pirelli? 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(What does that smell like to you ma'am?)\nGive 'em back their money! (Never mind the madman)\nWhere is this Pirelli? 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(Penny buys a bottle, does it?)\n[02:14.89] That's enough, sir, ample\n[02:15.75] Gently dab it\n[02:17.10] Gets to be a habit\n[02:18.63] Soon there'll be enough, sir\n[02:20.99] Somebody can grab it\n[02:22.73] See that chap with\n[02:24.79] Hair like Shelley's?\n[02:26.75] You can tell he's\n[02:28.63] Used Pirelli's\n[02:30.68] Let me have a bottle (Make that two)\n[02:32.88] Pardon me, ma'am, what's that awful stench?\n[02:35.06] Are we standing near an open trench?\n[02:38.86] Buy Pirelli's\n[02:40.37] Miracle Elixir\n[02:42.26] Anything wot's slick, sir\n[02:44.27] Soon sprouts curls\n[02:46.42] Try Pirelli's—\n[02:48.40] When they see how thick, sir\n[02:50.23] You can have your pick, sir\n[02:52.16] Of the girls\n[02:54.44] Want to buy a bottle, missus?\n[02:56.18] What is this?\n[02:56.94] What is this?\n[02:57.73] Smells like piss\n[02:58.74] Smells like—phew!\n[02:59.60] He says it smells like piss\n[03:00.59] Says it smells like piss or something\n[03:01.18] Looks like piss\n[03:01.23] Wouldn't touch it if I was you, dear!\n[03:02.83] This is piss\n[03:03.72] Piss with ink!\n[03:04.32] Let me smell that bottle\n[03:05.59] I don't want no ink piss!\n[03:06.41] What is this?\n[03:07.13] What does that smell like to you, sir? (Never mind that madman, mister)\n[03:08.37] Gives back our money! (What does that smell like to you ma'am?)\n[03:08.66] Give 'em back their money! (Never mind the madman)\n[03:10.43] Where is this Pirelli? (Yeah, where is this Pirelli?)\n[03:12.62] Let Pirelli's\n[03:13.89] Activate your roots, sir—\n[03:15.69] Keep it off your boots, sir—\n[03:17.50] Eats right through (Go and get Pirelli!)\n[03:19.73] Yes, get Pirelli's!\n[03:21.87] Use a bottle of it\n[03:23.76] Ladies seem to love it—\n[03:25.59] Flies do, too!\n[03:30.22] Hand the bloody money over!\n[03:32.08] Hand the bloody money over!\n[03:33.69] See Pirelli's\n[03:34.96] Miracle Elixir\n[03:35.54] Grow a little wick, sir\n[03:36.74] Then some fuzz\n[03:37.64] The Pirelli's\n[03:38.58] Soon'll make it thick, sir\n[03:39.46] Like a good elixir\n[03:40.50] Always does!\n[03:41.38] Trust Pirelli's\n[03:42.54] If your hair is sick, sir\n[03:43.47] Fix it in the nick, sir\n[03:44.30] Don't look grim\n[03:45.57] Just Pirelli's\n[03:46.49] Miracle Elixir\n[03:47.32] That'll do the trick, sir—\n[03:48.48] What about the money?\n[03:49.30] If you've got a kick, sir—\n[03:50.26] What about the money?\n[03:51.45] Where is this Pirelli?\n[03:52.35] Go and get Pirelli!\n[03:53.27] What about our money?\n[03:54.17] Tell it to the mixer!\n[03:55.05] Of the Miracle Elixir\n[03:55.68] If you've got a kick, sir—!\n[03:58.08] Talk to him!\n[03:58.98] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Pirelli's Miracle Elixir\n  artist: Gaten Matarazzo\n  album: Sweeney Todd The Demon Barber of Fleet Street\n  duration_ms: 242000\n  instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Ladies and gentlemen!\n  start_ms: 4530\n  end_ms: 5550\n- text: May I have your attention, please?\n  start_ms: 5550\n  end_ms: 10000\n- text: Do you wake every morning in shame and despair\n  start_ms: 10000\n  end_ms: 11920\n- text: To discover your pillow is covered with hair\n  start_ms: 11920\n  end_ms: 15630\n- text: Wot ought not to be there?\n  start_ms: 15630\n  end_ms: 17960\n- text: Well, ladies and gentlemen\n  start_ms: 17960\n  end_ms: 19230\n- text: From now on you can waken at ease\n  start_ms: 19230\n  end_ms: 22160\n- text: You need never again have a worry or care\n  start_ms: 22160\n  end_ms: 23800\n- text: I will show you a miracle marvelous rare\n  start_ms: 23800\n  end_ms: 28900\n- text: Gentlemen, you are about to see something\n  start_ms: 28900\n  end_ms: 30150\n- text: That rose from the dead—!\n  start_ms: 30150\n  end_ms: 35880\n- text: On the top of my head\n  start_ms: 35880\n  end_ms: 41600\n- text: Scarcely a month ago, gentlemen\n  start_ms: 41600\n  end_ms: 43560\n- text: I was struck with a horrible\n  start_ms: 43560\n  end_ms: 44840\n- text: Dermatologic disease\n  start_ms: 44840\n  end_ms: 48150\n- text: Though the finest physicians in London were called\n  start_ms: 48150\n  end_ms: 49750\n- text: I awakened one morning amazed and appalled\n  start_ms: 49750\n  end_ms: 52150\n- text: To discover with dread that my 'ead was as bald\n  start_ms: 52150\n  end_ms: 54490\n- text: As a novice's knees\n  start_ms: 54490\n  end_ms: 56450\n- text: I was dying of shame\n  start_ms: 56450\n  end_ms: 58810\n- text: Till a gentleman came\n  start_ms: 58810\n  end_ms: 60970\n- text: An illustrious barber, Pirelli by name\n  start_ms: 60970\n  end_ms: 66920\n- text: He give me a liquid as precious as gold\n  start_ms: 66920\n  end_ms: 70830\n- text: I rubbed it in daily like wot I was told\n  start_ms: 70830\n  end_ms: 74540\n- text: And behold!\n  start_ms: 74540\n  end_ms: 81570\n- text: Only thirty days old!\n  start_ms: 81570\n  end_ms: 87570\n- text: '''Twas Pirelli''s'\n  start_ms: 87570\n  end_ms: 89190\n- text: Miracle Elixir\n  start_ms: 89190\n  end_ms: 91190\n- text: That's wot did the trick, sir\n  start_ms: 91190\n  end_ms: 93120\n- text: True, sir, true\n  start_ms: 93120\n  end_ms: 95120\n- text: Was it quick, sir?\n  start_ms: 95120\n  end_ms: 97180\n- text: Did it in a tick, sir\n  start_ms: 97180\n  end_ms: 99180\n- text: Just like an elixir\n  start_ms: 99180\n  end_ms: 101000\n- text: Ought to do!\n  start_ms: 101000\n  end_ms: 103000\n- text: How about a bottle, mister?\n  start_ms: 103000\n  end_ms: 105270\n- text: Only costs a penny, guaranteed\n  start_ms: 105270\n  end_ms: 107540\n- text: Penny buys a bottle, I don't know... 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(Go ahead and tug, sir)\n\n  Does Pirelli's\n  Stimulate the growth, sir?\n  You can have my oath, sir\n  'Tis unique\n  Rub a minute—\n  Stimulating, i'nn'it?\n  Soon you'll have to thin it\n  Once a week!\n\n  Penny buys a bottle, guaranteed!\n\n  Penny buys a bottle, might as well... (How about a sample?)\n  Wotcher think? (Go ahead and try it, wot the hell...)\n  Have you ever smelled a cleaner smell?\n  Isn't it a crime they let these urchins clog the pavement? (Penny buys a bottle, does it?)\n  That's enough, sir, ample\n\n  Gently dab it\n  Gets to be a habit\n  Soon there'll be enough, sir\n  Somebody can grab it\n  See that chap with\n  Hair like Shelley's?\n  You can tell he's\n  Used Pirelli's\n\n  Let me have a bottle (Make that two)\n\n  Pardon me, ma'am, what's that awful stench?\n\n  Are we standing near an open trench?\n\n  Buy Pirelli's\n  Miracle Elixir\n  Anything wot's slick, sir\n  Soon sprouts curls\n  Try Pirelli's—\n  When they see how thick, sir\n  You can have your pick, sir\n  Of the girls\n\n  Want to buy a bottle, missus?\n\n  What is this?\n\n  What is this?\n\n  Smells like piss\n\n  Smells like—phew!\n\n  He says it smells like piss\n\n  Says it smells like piss or something\n\n  Looks like piss\n\n  Wouldn't touch it if I was you, dear!\n\n  This is piss\n  Piss with ink!\n\n  Let me smell that bottle\n  I don't want no ink piss!\n  What is this?\n\n  What does that smell like to you, sir? (Never mind that madman, mister)\n  Gives back our money! (What does that smell like to you ma'am?)\n  Give 'em back their money! (Never mind the madman)\n  Where is this Pirelli? (Yeah, where is this Pirelli?)\n\n  Let Pirelli's\n  Activate your roots, sir—\n\n  Keep it off your boots, sir—\n  Eats right through (Go and get Pirelli!)\n\n  Yes, get Pirelli's!\n  Use a bottle of it\n  Ladies seem to love it—\n\n  Flies do, too!\n\n  Hand the bloody money over!\n  Hand the bloody money over!\n\n  See Pirelli's\n  Miracle Elixir\n  Grow a little wick, sir\n  Then some fuzz\n  The Pirelli's\n  Soon'll make it thick, sir\n  Like a good elixir\n  Always does!\n\n  Trust Pirelli's\n  If your hair is sick, sir\n  Fix it in the nick, sir\n  Don't look grim\n  Just Pirelli's\n  Miracle Elixir\n  That'll do the trick, sir—\n\n  What about the money?\n\n  If you've got a kick, sir—\n\n  What about the money?\n  Where is this Pirelli?\n  Go and get Pirelli!\n  What about our money?\n\n  Tell it to the mixer!\n  Of the Miracle Elixir\n  If you've got a kick, sir—!\n\n  Talk to him!\n"},{"id":29884341,"name":"Pirelli's Miracle Elixir","trackName":"Pirelli's Miracle Elixir","artistName":"Gaten Matarazzo, Josh Groban & Annaleigh Ashford","albumName":"Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street (2023 Broadway Cast Recording)","duration":242.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Ladies and gentlemen!\nMay I have your attention, please?\nDo you wake every morning in shame and despair\nTo discover your pillow is covered with hair\nWot ought not to be there?\n\nWell, ladies and gentlemen\nFrom now on you can waken at ease\nYou need never again have a worry or care\nI will show you a miracle marvelous rare\nGentlemen, you are about to see something\nThat rose from the dead—!\nOn the top of my head\n\nScarcely a month ago, gentlemen\nI was struck with a horrible\nDermatologic disease\nThough the finest physicians in London were called\nI awakened one morning amazed and appalled\nTo discover with dread that my 'ead was as bald\nAs a novice's knees\nI was dying of shame\nTill a gentleman came\nAn illustrious barber, Pirelli by name\nHe give me a liquid as precious as gold\nI rubbed it in daily like wot I was told\nAnd behold!\nOnly thirty days old!\n\n'Twas Pirelli's\nMiracle Elixir\nThat's wot did the trick, sir\nTrue, sir, true\nWas it quick, sir?\nDid it in a tick, sir\nJust like an elixir\nOught to do!\n\nHow about a bottle, mister?\nOnly costs a penny, guaranteed\n\nPenny buys a bottle, I don't know... (Go ahead and tug, sir)\n\nDoes Pirelli's\nStimulate the growth, sir?\nYou can have my oath, sir\n'Tis unique\nRub a minute—\nStimulating, i'nn'it?\nSoon you'll have to thin it\nOnce a week!\n\nPenny buys a bottle, guaranteed!\n\nPenny buys a bottle, might as well... (How about a sample?)\nWotcher think? (Go ahead and try it, wot the hell...)\nHave you ever smelled a cleaner smell?\nIsn't it a crime they let these urchins clog the pavement? (Penny buys a bottle, does it?)\nThat's enough, sir, ample\n\nGently dab it\nGets to be a habit\nSoon there'll be enough, sir\nSomebody can grab it\nSee that chap with\nHair like Shelley's?\nYou can tell he's\nUsed Pirelli's\n\nLet me have a bottle (Make that two)\n\nPardon me, ma'am, what's that awful stench?\n\nAre we standing near an open trench?\n\nBuy Pirelli's\nMiracle Elixir\nAnything wot's slick, sir\nSoon sprouts curls\nTry Pirelli's—\nWhen they see how thick, sir\nYou can have your pick, sir\nOf the girls\n\nWant to buy a bottle, missus?\n\nWhat is this?\n\nWhat is this?\n\nSmells like piss\n\nSmells like—phew!\n\nHe says it smells like piss\n\nSays it smells like piss or something\n\nLooks like piss\n\nWouldn't touch it if I was you, dear!\n\nThis is piss\nPiss with ink!\n\nLet me smell that bottle\nI don't want no ink piss!\nWhat is this?\n\nWhat does that smell like to you, sir? (Never mind that madman, mister)\nGives back our money! (What does that smell like to you ma'am?)\nGive 'em back their money! (Never mind the madman)\nWhere is this Pirelli? (Yeah, where is this Pirelli?)\n\nLet Pirelli's\nActivate your roots, sir—\n\nKeep it off your boots, sir—\nEats right through (Go and get Pirelli!)\n\nYes, get Pirelli's!\nUse a bottle of it\nLadies seem to love it—\n\nFlies do, too!\n\nHand the bloody money over!\nHand the bloody money over!\n\nSee Pirelli's\nMiracle Elixir\nGrow a little wick, sir\nThen some fuzz\nThe Pirelli's\nSoon'll make it thick, sir\nLike a good elixir\nAlways does!\n\nTrust Pirelli's\nIf your hair is sick, sir\nFix it in the nick, sir\nDon't look grim\nJust Pirelli's\nMiracle Elixir\nThat'll do the trick, sir—\n\nWhat about the money?\n\nIf you've got a kick, sir—\n\nWhat about the money?\nWhere is this Pirelli?\nGo and get Pirelli!\nWhat about our money?\n\nTell it to the mixer!\nOf the Miracle Elixir\nIf you've got a kick, sir—!\n\nTalk to him!","syncedLyrics":"[00:04.56] Ladies and gentlemen!\n[00:05.56] May I have your attention, please?\n[00:10.10] Do you wake every morning in shame and despair\n[00:11.92] To discover your pillow is covered with hair\n[00:15.68] Wot ought not to be there?\n[00:17.98] Well, ladies and gentlemen\n[00:19.26] From now on you can waken at ease\n[00:22.13] You need never again have a worry or care\n[00:23.83] I will show you a miracle marvelous rare\n[00:28.94] Gentlemen, you are about to see something\n[00:30.17] That rose from the dead—!\n[00:35.85] On the top of my head\n[00:41.69] Scarcely a month ago, gentlemen\n[00:43.58] I was struck with a horrible\n[00:44.83] Dermatologic disease\n[00:48.16] Though the finest physicians in London were called\n[00:49.70] I awakened one morning amazed and appalled\n[00:52.17] To discover with dread that my 'ead was as bald\n[00:54.48] As a novice's knees\n[00:56.41] I was dying of shame\n[00:58.87] Till a gentleman came\n[01:00.90] An illustrious barber, Pirelli by name\n[01:06.95] He give me a liquid as precious as gold\n[01:10.85] I rubbed it in daily like wot I was told\n[01:14.55] And behold!\n[01:21.57] Only thirty days old!\n[01:27.57] 'Twas Pirelli's\n[01:29.14] Miracle Elixir\n[01:31.17] That's wot did the trick, sir\n[01:33.17] True, sir, true\n[01:35.18] Was it quick, sir?\n[01:37.13] Did it in a tick, sir\n[01:39.13] Just like an elixir\n[01:41.08] Ought to do!\n[01:43.06] How about a bottle, mister?\n[01:45.22] Only costs a penny, guaranteed\n[01:47.57] Penny buys a bottle, I don't know... (Go ahead and tug, sir)\n[01:51.02] Does Pirelli's\n[01:53.06] Stimulate the growth, sir?\n[01:54.80] You can have my oath, sir\n[01:56.97] 'Tis unique\n[01:59.13] Rub a minute—\n[02:01.06] Stimulating, i'nn'it?\n[02:03.06] Soon you'll have to thin it\n[02:05.01] Once a week!\n[02:06.99] Penny buys a bottle, guaranteed!\n[02:09.14] Penny buys a bottle, might as well... (How about a sample?)\n[02:11.32] Wotcher think? (Go ahead and try it, wot the hell...)\n[02:12.27] Have you ever smelled a cleaner smell?\n[02:13.13] Isn't it a crime they let these urchins clog the pavement? (Penny buys a bottle, does it?)\n[02:14.83] That's enough, sir, ample\n[02:15.74] Gently dab it\n[02:17.13] Gets to be a habit\n[02:18.69] Soon there'll be enough, sir\n[02:21.00] Somebody can grab it\n[02:22.80] See that chap with\n[02:24.76] Hair like Shelley's?\n[02:26.76] You can tell he's\n[02:28.63] Used Pirelli's\n[02:30.64] Let me have a bottle (Make that two)\n[02:32.84] Pardon me, ma'am, what's that awful stench?\n[02:35.02] Are we standing near an open trench?\n[02:38.87] Buy Pirelli's\n[02:40.38] Miracle Elixir\n[02:42.20] Anything wot's slick, sir\n[02:44.24] Soon sprouts curls\n[02:46.40] Try Pirelli's—\n[02:48.47] When they see how thick, sir\n[02:50.26] You can have your pick, sir\n[02:52.17] Of the girls\n[02:54.47] Want to buy a bottle, missus?\n[02:56.13] What is this?\n[02:56.90] What is this?\n[02:57.73] Smells like piss\n[02:58.70] Smells like—phew!\n[02:59.62] He says it smells like piss\n[03:00.53] Says it smells like piss or something\n[03:01.14] Looks like piss\n[03:01.24] Wouldn't touch it if I was you, dear!\n[03:02.81] This is piss\n[03:03.76] Piss with ink!\n[03:04.38] Let me smell that bottle\n[03:05.56] I don't want no ink piss!\n[03:06.49] What is this?\n[03:07.17] What does that smell like to you, sir? (Never mind that madman, mister)\n[03:08.35] Gives back our money! (What does that smell like to you ma'am?)\n[03:08.68] Give 'em back their money! (Never mind the madman)\n[03:10.44] Where is this Pirelli? (Yeah, where is this Pirelli?)\n[03:12.62] Let Pirelli's\n[03:13.82] Activate your roots, sir—\n[03:15.68] Keep it off your boots, sir—\n[03:17.57] Eats right through (Go and get Pirelli!)\n[03:19.74] Yes, get Pirelli's!\n[03:21.86] Use a bottle of it\n[03:23.75] Ladies seem to love it—\n[03:25.54] Flies do, too!\n[03:30.20] Hand the bloody money over!\n[03:32.06] Hand the bloody money over!\n[03:33.61] See Pirelli's\n[03:34.97] Miracle Elixir\n[03:35.53] Grow a little wick, sir\n[03:36.78] Then some fuzz\n[03:37.61] The Pirelli's\n[03:38.54] Soon'll make it thick, sir\n[03:39.42] Like a good elixir\n[03:40.51] Always does!\n[03:41.36] Trust Pirelli's\n[03:42.56] If your hair is sick, sir\n[03:43.45] Fix it in the nick, sir\n[03:44.31] Don't look grim\n[03:45.57] Just Pirelli's\n[03:46.42] Miracle Elixir\n[03:47.39] That'll do the trick, sir—\n[03:48.43] What about the money?\n[03:49.32] If you've got a kick, sir—\n[03:50.27] What about the money?\n[03:51.49] Where is this Pirelli?\n[03:52.30] Go and get Pirelli!\n[03:53.21] What about our money?\n[03:54.12] Tell it to the mixer!\n[03:55.02] Of the Miracle Elixir\n[03:55.60] If you've got a kick, sir—!\n[03:58.09] Talk to him!\n[03:58.96] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Pirelli's Miracle Elixir\n  artist: Gaten Matarazzo, Josh Groban & Annaleigh Ashford\n  album: 'Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street (2023 Broadway Cast Recording)'\n  duration_ms: 242000\n  instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Ladies and gentlemen!\n  start_ms: 4560\n  end_ms: 5560\n- text: May I have your attention, please?\n  start_ms: 5560\n  end_ms: 10100\n- text: Do you wake every morning in shame and despair\n  start_ms: 10100\n  end_ms: 11920\n- text: To discover your pillow is covered with hair\n  start_ms: 11920\n  end_ms: 15680\n- text: Wot ought not to be there?\n  start_ms: 15680\n  end_ms: 17980\n- text: Well, ladies and gentlemen\n  start_ms: 17980\n  end_ms: 19260\n- text: From now on you can waken at ease\n  start_ms: 19260\n  end_ms: 22130\n- text: You need never again have a worry or care\n  start_ms: 22130\n  end_ms: 23830\n- text: I will show you a miracle marvelous rare\n  start_ms: 23830\n  end_ms: 28940\n- text: Gentlemen, you are about to see something\n  start_ms: 28940\n  end_ms: 30170\n- text: That rose from the dead—!\n  start_ms: 30170\n  end_ms: 35850\n- text: On the top of my head\n  start_ms: 35850\n  end_ms: 41690\n- text: Scarcely a month ago, gentlemen\n  start_ms: 41690\n  end_ms: 43580\n- text: I was struck with a horrible\n  start_ms: 43580\n  end_ms: 44830\n- text: Dermatologic disease\n  start_ms: 44830\n  end_ms: 48160\n- text: Though the finest physicians in London were called\n  start_ms: 48160\n  end_ms: 49700\n- text: I awakened one morning amazed and appalled\n  start_ms: 49700\n  end_ms: 52170\n- text: To discover with dread that my 'ead was as bald\n  start_ms: 52170\n  end_ms: 54480\n- text: As a novice's knees\n  start_ms: 54480\n  end_ms: 56410\n- text: I was dying of shame\n  start_ms: 56410\n  end_ms: 58870\n- text: Till a gentleman came\n  start_ms: 58870\n  end_ms: 60900\n- text: An illustrious barber, Pirelli by name\n  start_ms: 60900\n  end_ms: 66950\n- text: He give me a liquid as precious as gold\n  start_ms: 66950\n  end_ms: 70850\n- text: I rubbed it in daily like wot I was told\n  start_ms: 70850\n  end_ms: 74550\n- text: And behold!\n  start_ms: 74550\n  end_ms: 81570\n- text: Only thirty days old!\n  start_ms: 81570\n  end_ms: 87570\n- text: '''Twas Pirelli''s'\n  start_ms: 87570\n  end_ms: 89140\n- text: Miracle Elixir\n  start_ms: 89140\n  end_ms: 91170\n- text: That's wot did the trick, sir\n  start_ms: 91170\n  end_ms: 93170\n- text: True, sir, true\n  start_ms: 93170\n  end_ms: 95180\n- text: Was it quick, sir?\n  start_ms: 95180\n  end_ms: 97130\n- text: Did it in a tick, sir\n  start_ms: 97130\n  end_ms: 99130\n- text: Just like an elixir\n  start_ms: 99130\n  end_ms: 101080\n- text: Ought to do!\n  start_ms: 101080\n  end_ms: 103060\n- text: How about a bottle, mister?\n  start_ms: 103060\n  end_ms: 105220\n- text: Only costs a penny, guaranteed\n  start_ms: 105220\n  end_ms: 107570\n- text: Penny buys a bottle, I don't know... 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(Never mind that madman, mister)\n  start_ms: 187170\n  end_ms: 188350\n- text: Gives back our money! (What does that smell like to you ma'am?)\n  start_ms: 188350\n  end_ms: 188680\n- text: Give 'em back their money! (Never mind the madman)\n  start_ms: 188680\n  end_ms: 190440\n- text: Where is this Pirelli? 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(Go ahead and tug, sir)\n\n  Does Pirelli's\n  Stimulate the growth, sir?\n  You can have my oath, sir\n  'Tis unique\n  Rub a minute—\n  Stimulating, i'nn'it?\n  Soon you'll have to thin it\n  Once a week!\n\n  Penny buys a bottle, guaranteed!\n\n  Penny buys a bottle, might as well... (How about a sample?)\n  Wotcher think? (Go ahead and try it, wot the hell...)\n  Have you ever smelled a cleaner smell?\n  Isn't it a crime they let these urchins clog the pavement? (Penny buys a bottle, does it?)\n  That's enough, sir, ample\n\n  Gently dab it\n  Gets to be a habit\n  Soon there'll be enough, sir\n  Somebody can grab it\n  See that chap with\n  Hair like Shelley's?\n  You can tell he's\n  Used Pirelli's\n\n  Let me have a bottle (Make that two)\n\n  Pardon me, ma'am, what's that awful stench?\n\n  Are we standing near an open trench?\n\n  Buy Pirelli's\n  Miracle Elixir\n  Anything wot's slick, sir\n  Soon sprouts curls\n  Try Pirelli's—\n  When they see how thick, sir\n  You can have your pick, sir\n  Of the girls\n\n  Want to buy a bottle, missus?\n\n  What is this?\n\n  What is this?\n\n  Smells like piss\n\n  Smells like—phew!\n\n  He says it smells like piss\n\n  Says it smells like piss or something\n\n  Looks like piss\n\n  Wouldn't touch it if I was you, dear!\n\n  This is piss\n  Piss with ink!\n\n  Let me smell that bottle\n  I don't want no ink piss!\n  What is this?\n\n  What does that smell like to you, sir? (Never mind that madman, mister)\n  Gives back our money! (What does that smell like to you ma'am?)\n  Give 'em back their money! (Never mind the madman)\n  Where is this Pirelli? 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(Penny buys a bottle, does it?)\nThat's enough, sir, ample\n\nGently dab it\nGets to be a habit\nSoon there'll be enough, sir\nSomebody can grab it\nSee that chap with\nHair like Shelley's?\nYou can tell he's\nUsed Pirelli's\n\nLet me have a bottle (Make that two)\n\nPardon me, ma'am, what's that awful stench?\n\nAre we standing near an open trench?\n\nBuy Pirelli's\nMiracle Elixir\nAnything wot's slick, sir\nSoon sprouts curls\nTry Pirelli's—\nWhen they see how thick, sir\nYou can have your pick, sir\nOf the girls\n\nWant to buy a bottle, missus?\n\nWhat is this?\n\nWhat is this?\n\nSmells like piss\n\nSmells like—phew!\n\nHe says it smells like piss\n\nSays it smells like piss or something\n\nLooks like piss\n\nWouldn't touch it if I was you, dear!\n\nThis is piss\nPiss with ink!\n\nLet me smell that bottle\nI don't want no ink piss!\nWhat is this?\n\nWhat does that smell like to you, sir? (Never mind that madman, mister)\nGives back our money! (What does that smell like to you ma'am?)\nGive 'em back their money! (Never mind the madman)\nWhere is this Pirelli? (Yeah, where is this Pirelli?)\n\nLet Pirelli's\nActivate your roots, sir—\n\nKeep it off your boots, sir—\nEats right through (Go and get Pirelli!)\n\nYes, get Pirelli's!\nUse a bottle of it\nLadies seem to love it—\n\nFlies do, too!\n\nHand the bloody money over!\nHand the bloody money over!\n\nSee Pirelli's\nMiracle Elixir\nGrow a little wick, sir\nThen some fuzz\nThe Pirelli's\nSoon'll make it thick, sir\nLike a good elixir\nAlways does!\n\nTrust Pirelli's\nIf your hair is sick, sir\nFix it in the nick, sir\nDon't look grim\nJust Pirelli's\nMiracle Elixir\nThat'll do the trick, sir—\n\nWhat about the money?\n\nIf you've got a kick, sir—\n\nWhat about the money?\nWhere is this Pirelli?\nGo and get Pirelli!\nWhat about our money?\n\nTell it to the mixer!\nOf the Miracle Elixir\nIf you've got a kick, sir—!\n\nTalk to him!","syncedLyrics":"[00:04.56] Ladies and gentlemen!\n[00:05.56] May I have your attention, please?\n[00:10.10] Do you wake every morning in shame and despair\n[00:11.92] To discover your pillow is covered with hair\n[00:15.68] Wot ought not to be there?\n[00:17.98] Well, ladies and gentlemen\n[00:19.26] From now on you can waken at ease\n[00:22.13] You need never again have a worry or care\n[00:23.83] I will show you a miracle marvelous rare\n[00:28.94] Gentlemen, you are about to see something\n[00:30.17] That rose from the dead—!\n[00:35.85] On the top of my head\n[00:41.69] Scarcely a month ago, gentlemen\n[00:43.58] I was struck with a horrible\n[00:44.83] Dermatologic disease\n[00:48.16] Though the finest physicians in London were called\n[00:49.70] I awakened one morning amazed and appalled\n[00:52.17] To discover with dread that my 'ead was as bald\n[00:54.48] As a novice's knees\n[00:56.41] I was dying of shame\n[00:58.87] Till a gentleman came\n[01:00.90] An illustrious barber, Pirelli by name\n[01:06.95] He give me a liquid as precious as gold\n[01:10.85] I rubbed it in daily like wot I was told\n[01:14.55] And behold!\n[01:21.57] Only thirty days old!\n[01:27.57] 'Twas Pirelli's\n[01:29.14] Miracle Elixir\n[01:31.17] That's wot did the trick, sir\n[01:33.17] True, sir, true\n[01:35.18] Was it quick, sir?\n[01:37.13] Did it in a tick, sir\n[01:39.13] Just like an elixir\n[01:41.08] Ought to do!\n[01:43.06] How about a bottle, mister?\n[01:45.22] Only costs a penny, guaranteed\n[01:47.57] Penny buys a bottle, I don't know... 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(Yeah, where is this Pirelli?)\n  start_ms: 190440\n  end_ms: 192620\n- text: Let Pirelli's\n  start_ms: 192620\n  end_ms: 193820\n- text: Activate your roots, sir—\n  start_ms: 193820\n  end_ms: 195680\n- text: Keep it off your boots, sir—\n  start_ms: 195680\n  end_ms: 197570\n- text: Eats right through (Go and get Pirelli!)\n  start_ms: 197570\n  end_ms: 199740\n- text: Yes, get Pirelli's!\n  start_ms: 199740\n  end_ms: 201860\n- text: Use a bottle of it\n  start_ms: 201860\n  end_ms: 203750\n- text: Ladies seem to love it—\n  start_ms: 203750\n  end_ms: 205540\n- text: Flies do, too!\n  start_ms: 205540\n  end_ms: 210200\n- text: Hand the bloody money over!\n  start_ms: 210200\n  end_ms: 212060\n- text: Hand the bloody money over!\n  start_ms: 212060\n  end_ms: 213610\n- text: See Pirelli's\n  start_ms: 213610\n  end_ms: 214970\n- text: Miracle Elixir\n  start_ms: 214970\n  end_ms: 215530\n- text: Grow a little wick, sir\n  start_ms: 215530\n  end_ms: 216780\n- text: Then some fuzz\n  start_ms: 216780\n  end_ms: 217610\n- text: The Pirelli's\n  start_ms: 217610\n  end_ms: 218540\n- text: Soon'll make it thick, sir\n  start_ms: 218540\n  end_ms: 219420\n- text: Like a good elixir\n  start_ms: 219420\n  end_ms: 220510\n- text: Always does!\n  start_ms: 220510\n  end_ms: 221360\n- text: Trust Pirelli's\n  start_ms: 221360\n  end_ms: 222560\n- text: If your hair is sick, sir\n  start_ms: 222560\n  end_ms: 223450\n- text: Fix it in the nick, sir\n  start_ms: 223450\n  end_ms: 224310\n- text: Don't look grim\n  start_ms: 224310\n  end_ms: 225570\n- text: Just Pirelli's\n  start_ms: 225570\n  end_ms: 226420\n- text: Miracle Elixir\n  start_ms: 226420\n  end_ms: 227390\n- text: That'll do the trick, sir—\n  start_ms: 227390\n  end_ms: 228430\n- text: What about the money?\n  start_ms: 228430\n  end_ms: 229320\n- text: If you've got a kick, sir—\n  start_ms: 229320\n  end_ms: 230270\n- text: What about the money?\n  start_ms: 230270\n  end_ms: 231490\n- text: Where is this Pirelli?\n  start_ms: 231490\n  end_ms: 232300\n- text: Go and get Pirelli!\n  start_ms: 232300\n  end_ms: 233210\n- text: What about our money?\n  start_ms: 233210\n  end_ms: 234120\n- text: Tell it to the mixer!\n  start_ms: 234120\n  end_ms: 235020\n- text: Of the Miracle Elixir\n  start_ms: 235020\n  end_ms: 235600\n- text: If you've got a kick, sir—!\n  start_ms: 235600\n  end_ms: 238090\n- text: Talk to him!\n  start_ms: 238090\n  end_ms: 238960\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 238960\nplain: |-\n  Ladies and gentlemen!\n  May I have your attention, please?\n  Do you wake every morning in shame and despair\n  To discover your pillow is covered with hair\n  Wot ought not to be there?\n\n  Well, ladies and gentlemen\n  From now on you can waken at ease\n  You need never again have a worry or care\n  I will show you a miracle marvelous rare\n  Gentlemen, you are about to see something\n  That rose from the dead—!\n  On the top of my head\n\n  Scarcely a month ago, gentlemen\n  I was struck with a horrible\n  Dermatologic disease\n  Though the finest physicians in London were called\n  I awakened one morning amazed and appalled\n  To discover with dread that my 'ead was as bald\n  As a novice's knees\n  I was dying of shame\n  Till a gentleman came\n  An illustrious barber, Pirelli by name\n  He give me a liquid as precious as gold\n  I rubbed it in daily like wot I was told\n  And behold!\n  Only thirty days old!\n\n  'Twas Pirelli's\n  Miracle Elixir\n  That's wot did the trick, sir\n  True, sir, true\n  Was it quick, sir?\n  Did it in a tick, sir\n  Just like an elixir\n  Ought to do!\n\n  How about a bottle, mister?\n  Only costs a penny, guaranteed\n\n  Penny buys a bottle, I don't know... (Go ahead and tug, sir)\n\n  Does Pirelli's\n  Stimulate the growth, sir?\n  You can have my oath, sir\n  'Tis unique\n  Rub a minute—\n  Stimulating, i'nn'it?\n  Soon you'll have to thin it\n  Once a week!\n\n  Penny buys a bottle, guaranteed!\n\n  Penny buys a bottle, might as well... (How about a sample?)\n  Wotcher think? (Go ahead and try it, wot the hell...)\n  Have you ever smelled a cleaner smell?\n  Isn't it a crime they let these urchins clog the pavement? (Penny buys a bottle, does it?)\n  That's enough, sir, ample\n\n  Gently dab it\n  Gets to be a habit\n  Soon there'll be enough, sir\n  Somebody can grab it\n  See that chap with\n  Hair like Shelley's?\n  You can tell he's\n  Used Pirelli's\n\n  Let me have a bottle (Make that two)\n\n  Pardon me, ma'am, what's that awful stench?\n\n  Are we standing near an open trench?\n\n  Buy Pirelli's\n  Miracle Elixir\n  Anything wot's slick, sir\n  Soon sprouts curls\n  Try Pirelli's—\n  When they see how thick, sir\n  You can have your pick, sir\n  Of the girls\n\n  Want to buy a bottle, missus?\n\n  What is this?\n\n  What is this?\n\n  Smells like piss\n\n  Smells like—phew!\n\n  He says it smells like piss\n\n  Says it smells like piss or something\n\n  Looks like piss\n\n  Wouldn't touch it if I was you, dear!\n\n  This is piss\n  Piss with ink!\n\n  Let me smell that bottle\n  I don't want no ink piss!\n  What is this?\n\n  What does that smell like to you, sir? (Never mind that madman, mister)\n  Gives back our money! (What does that smell like to you ma'am?)\n  Give 'em back their money! (Never mind the madman)\n  Where is this Pirelli? (Yeah, where is this Pirelli?)\n\n  Let Pirelli's\n  Activate your roots, sir—\n\n  Keep it off your boots, sir—\n  Eats right through (Go and get Pirelli!)\n\n  Yes, get Pirelli's!\n  Use a bottle of it\n  Ladies seem to love it—\n\n  Flies do, too!\n\n  Hand the bloody money over!\n  Hand the bloody money over!\n\n  See Pirelli's\n  Miracle Elixir\n  Grow a little wick, sir\n  Then some fuzz\n  The Pirelli's\n  Soon'll make it thick, sir\n  Like a good elixir\n  Always does!\n\n  Trust Pirelli's\n  If your hair is sick, sir\n  Fix it in the nick, sir\n  Don't look grim\n  Just Pirelli's\n  Miracle Elixir\n  That'll do the trick, sir—\n\n  What about the money?\n\n  If you've got a kick, sir—\n\n  What about the money?\n  Where is this Pirelli?\n  Go and get Pirelli!\n  What about our money?\n\n  Tell it to the mixer!\n  Of the Miracle Elixir\n  If you've got a kick, sir—!\n\n  Talk to him!\n"},{"id":9723349,"name":"Pirelli's Miracle Elixir","trackName":"Pirelli's Miracle Elixir","artistName":"Gaten Matarazzo, Josh Groban, Annaleigh Ashford, Sweeney Todd 2023 Broadway Company & Stephen Sondheim","albumName":"Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2023 Broadway Cast Recording)","duration":241.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Ladies and gentlemen!\nMay I have your attention, please?\nDo you wake every morning in shame and despair\nTo discover your pillow is covered with hair\nWot ought not to be there?\n\nWell, ladies and gentlemen\nFrom now on you can waken at ease\nYou need never again have a worry or care\nI will show you a miracle marvelous rare\nGentlemen, you are about to see something\nThat rose from the dead—!\nOn the top of my head\n\nScarcely a month ago, gentlemen\nI was struck with a horrible\nDermatologic disease\nThough the finest physicians in London were called\nI awakened one morning amazed and appalled\nTo discover with dread that my 'ead was as bald\nAs a novice's knees\nI was dying of shame\nTill a gentleman came\nAn illustrious barber, Pirelli by name\nHe give me a liquid as precious as gold\nI rubbed it in daily like wot I was told\nAnd behold!\nOnly thirty days old!\n\n'Twas Pirelli's\nMiracle Elixir\nThat's wot did the trick, sir\nTrue, sir, true\nWas it quick, sir?\nDid it in a tick, sir\nJust like an elixir\nOught to do!\n\nHow about a bottle, mister?\nOnly costs a penny, guaranteed\n\nPenny buys a bottle, I don't know... (Go ahead and tug, sir)\n\nDoes Pirelli's\nStimulate the growth, sir?\nYou can have my oath, sir\n'Tis unique\nRub a minute—\nStimulating, i'nn'it?\nSoon you'll have to thin it\nOnce a week!\n\nPenny buys a bottle, guaranteed!\n\nPenny buys a bottle, might as well... (How about a sample?)\nWotcher think? (Go ahead and try it, wot the hell...)\nHave you ever smelled a cleaner smell?\nIsn't it a crime they let these urchins clog the pavement? (Penny buys a bottle, does it?)\nThat's enough, sir, ample\n\nGently dab it\nGets to be a habit\nSoon there'll be enough, sir\nSomebody can grab it\nSee that chap with\nHair like Shelley's?\nYou can tell he's\nUsed Pirelli's\n\nLet me have a bottle (Make that two)\n\nPardon me, ma'am, what's that awful stench?\n\nAre we standing near an open trench?\n\nBuy Pirelli's\nMiracle Elixir\nAnything wot's slick, sir\nSoon sprouts curls\nTry Pirelli's—\nWhen they see how thick, sir\nYou can have your pick, sir\nOf the girls\n\nWant to buy a bottle, missus?\n\nWhat is this?\n\nWhat is this?\n\nSmells like piss\n\nSmells like—phew!\n\nHe says it smells like piss\n\nSays it smells like piss or something\n\nLooks like piss\n\nWouldn't touch it if I was you, dear!\n\nThis is piss\nPiss with ink!\n\nLet me smell that bottle\nI don't want no ink piss!\nWhat is this?\n\nWhat does that smell like to you, sir? (Never mind that madman, mister)\nGives back our money! (What does that smell like to you ma'am?)\nGive 'em back their money! (Never mind the madman)\nWhere is this Pirelli? (Yeah, where is this Pirelli?)\n\nLet Pirelli's\nActivate your roots, sir—\n\nKeep it off your boots, sir—\nEats right through (Go and get Pirelli!)\n\nYes, get Pirelli's!\nUse a bottle of it\nLadies seem to love it—\n\nFlies do, too!\n\nHand the bloody money over!\nHand the bloody money over!\n\nSee Pirelli's\nMiracle Elixir\nGrow a little wick, sir\nThen some fuzz\nThe Pirelli's\nSoon'll make it thick, sir\nLike a good elixir\nAlways does!\n\nTrust Pirelli's\nIf your hair is sick, sir\nFix it in the nick, sir\nDon't look grim\nJust Pirelli's\nMiracle Elixir\nThat'll do the trick, sir—\n\nWhat about the money?\n\nIf you've got a kick, sir—\n\nWhat about the money?\nWhere is this Pirelli?\nGo and get Pirelli!\nWhat about our money?\n\nTell it to the mixer!\nOf the Miracle Elixir\nIf you've got a kick, sir—!\n\nTalk to him!","syncedLyrics":null,"lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Pirelli's Miracle Elixir\n  artist: Gaten Matarazzo, Josh Groban, Annaleigh Ashford, Sweeney Todd 2023 Broadway Company & Stephen Sondheim\n  album: 'Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2023 Broadway Cast Recording)'\n  duration_ms: 241000\n  instrumental: false\nlines: []\nplain: |-\n  Ladies and gentlemen!\n  May I have your attention, please?\n  Do you wake every morning in shame and despair\n  To discover your pillow is covered with hair\n  Wot ought not to be there?\n\n  Well, ladies and gentlemen\n  From now on you can waken at ease\n  You need never again have a worry or care\n  I will show you a miracle marvelous rare\n  Gentlemen, you are about to see something\n  That rose from the dead—!\n  On the top of my head\n\n  Scarcely a month ago, gentlemen\n  I was struck with a horrible\n  Dermatologic disease\n  Though the finest physicians in London were called\n  I awakened one morning amazed and appalled\n  To discover with dread that my 'ead was as bald\n  As a novice's knees\n  I was dying of shame\n  Till a gentleman came\n  An illustrious barber, Pirelli by name\n  He give me a liquid as precious as gold\n  I rubbed it in daily like wot I was told\n  And behold!\n  Only thirty days old!\n\n  'Twas Pirelli's\n  Miracle Elixir\n  That's wot did the trick, sir\n  True, sir, true\n  Was it quick, sir?\n  Did it in a tick, sir\n  Just like an elixir\n  Ought to do!\n\n  How about a bottle, mister?\n  Only costs a penny, guaranteed\n\n  Penny buys a bottle, I don't know... (Go ahead and tug, sir)\n\n  Does Pirelli's\n  Stimulate the growth, sir?\n  You can have my oath, sir\n  'Tis unique\n  Rub a minute—\n  Stimulating, i'nn'it?\n  Soon you'll have to thin it\n  Once a week!\n\n  Penny buys a bottle, guaranteed!\n\n  Penny buys a bottle, might as well... (How about a sample?)\n  Wotcher think? (Go ahead and try it, wot the hell...)\n  Have you ever smelled a cleaner smell?\n  Isn't it a crime they let these urchins clog the pavement? (Penny buys a bottle, does it?)\n  That's enough, sir, ample\n\n  Gently dab it\n  Gets to be a habit\n  Soon there'll be enough, sir\n  Somebody can grab it\n  See that chap with\n  Hair like Shelley's?\n  You can tell he's\n  Used Pirelli's\n\n  Let me have a bottle (Make that two)\n\n  Pardon me, ma'am, what's that awful stench?\n\n  Are we standing near an open trench?\n\n  Buy Pirelli's\n  Miracle Elixir\n  Anything wot's slick, sir\n  Soon sprouts curls\n  Try Pirelli's—\n  When they see how thick, sir\n  You can have your pick, sir\n  Of the girls\n\n  Want to buy a bottle, missus?\n\n  What is this?\n\n  What is this?\n\n  Smells like piss\n\n  Smells like—phew!\n\n  He says it smells like piss\n\n  Says it smells like piss or something\n\n  Looks like piss\n\n  Wouldn't touch it if I was you, dear!\n\n  This is piss\n  Piss with ink!\n\n  Let me smell that bottle\n  I don't want no ink piss!\n  What is this?\n\n  What does that smell like to you, sir? (Never mind that madman, mister)\n  Gives back our money! (What does that smell like to you ma'am?)\n  Give 'em back their money! (Never mind the madman)\n  Where is this Pirelli? 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(Go ahead and tug, sir)\n\nDoes Pirelli's\nStimulate the growth, sir?\nYou can have my oath, sir\n'Tis unique\nRub a minute—\nStimulating, i'nn'it?\nSoon you'll have to thin it\nOnce a week!\n\nPenny buys a bottle, guaranteed!\n\nPenny buys a bottle, might as well... (How about a sample?)\nWotcher think? (Go ahead and try it, wot the hell...)\nHave you ever smelled a cleaner smell?\nIsn't it a crime they let these urchins clog the pavement? (Penny buys a bottle, does it?)\nThat's enough, sir, ample\n\nGently dab it\nGets to be a habit\nSoon there'll be enough, sir\nSomebody can grab it\nSee that chap with\nHair like Shelley's?\nYou can tell he's\nUsed Pirelli's\n\nLet me have a bottle (Make that two)\n\nPardon me, ma'am, what's that awful stench?\n\nAre we standing near an open trench?\n\nBuy Pirelli's\nMiracle Elixir\nAnything wot's slick, sir\nSoon sprouts curls\nTry Pirelli's—\nWhen they see how thick, sir\nYou can have your pick, sir\nOf the girls\n\nWant to buy a bottle, missus?\n\nWhat is this?\n\nWhat is this?\n\nSmells like piss\n\nSmells like—phew!\n\nHe says it smells like piss\n\nSays it smells like piss or something\n\nLooks like piss\n\nWouldn't touch it if I was you, dear!\n\nThis is piss\nPiss with ink!\n\nLet me smell that bottle\nI don't want no ink piss!\nWhat is this?\n\nWhat does that smell like to you, sir? (Never mind that madman, mister)\nGives back our money! (What does that smell like to you ma'am?)\nGive 'em back their money! (Never mind the madman)\nWhere is this Pirelli? (Yeah, where is this Pirelli?)\n\nLet Pirelli's\nActivate your roots, sir—\n\nKeep it off your boots, sir—\nEats right through (Go and get Pirelli!)\n\nYes, get Pirelli's!\nUse a bottle of it\nLadies seem to love it—\n\nFlies do, too!\n\nHand the bloody money over!\nHand the bloody money over!\n\nSee Pirelli's\nMiracle Elixir\nGrow a little wick, sir\nThen some fuzz\nThe Pirelli's\nSoon'll make it thick, sir\nLike a good elixir\nAlways does!\n\nTrust Pirelli's\nIf your hair is sick, sir\nFix it in the nick, sir\nDon't look grim\nJust Pirelli's\nMiracle Elixir\nThat'll do the trick, sir—\n\nWhat about the money?\n\nIf you've got a kick, sir—\n\nWhat about the money?\nWhere is this Pirelli?\nGo and get Pirelli!\nWhat about our money?\n\nTell it to the mixer!\nOf the Miracle Elixir\nIf you've got a kick, sir—!\n\nTalk to him!","syncedLyrics":"[00:04.56] Ladies and gentlemen!\n[00:05.59] May I have your attention, please?\n[00:10.08] Do you wake every morning in shame and despair\n[00:11.95] To discover your pillow is covered with hair\n[00:15.68] Wot ought not to be there?\n[00:17.94] Well, ladies and gentlemen\n[00:19.22] From now on you can waken at ease\n[00:22.12] You need never again have a worry or care\n[00:23.88] I will show you a miracle marvelous rare\n[00:28.97] Gentlemen, you are about to see something\n[00:30.14] That rose from the dead—!\n[00:35.86] On the top of my head\n[00:41.65] Scarcely a month ago, gentlemen\n[00:43.54] I was struck with a horrible\n[00:44.80] Dermatologic disease\n[00:48.16] Though the finest physicians in London were called\n[00:49.71] I awakened one morning amazed and appalled\n[00:52.17] To discover with dread that my 'ead was as bald\n[00:54.43] As a novice's knees\n[00:56.48] I was dying of shame\n[00:58.81] Till a gentleman came\n[01:00.94] An illustrious barber, Pirelli by name\n[01:06.92] He give me a liquid as precious as gold\n[01:10.82] I rubbed it in daily like wot I was told\n[01:14.56] And behold!\n[01:21.56] Only thirty days old!\n[01:27.55] 'Twas Pirelli's\n[01:29.11] Miracle Elixir\n[01:31.17] That's wot did the trick, sir\n[01:33.12] True, sir, true\n[01:35.19] Was it quick, sir?\n[01:37.13] Did it in a tick, sir\n[01:39.12] Just like an elixir\n[01:41.07] Ought to do!\n[01:43.09] How about a bottle, mister?\n[01:45.20] Only costs a penny, guaranteed\n[01:47.51] Penny buys a bottle, I don't know... (Go ahead and tug, sir)\n[01:51.02] Does Pirelli's\n[01:53.02] Stimulate the growth, sir?\n[01:54.80] You can have my oath, sir\n[01:56.99] 'Tis unique\n[01:59.16] Rub a minute—\n[02:01.06] Stimulating, i'nn'it?\n[02:03.04] Soon you'll have to thin it\n[02:05.01] Once a week!\n[02:06.97] Penny buys a bottle, guaranteed!\n[02:09.12] Penny buys a bottle, might as well... (How about a sample?)\n[02:11.32] Wotcher think? (Go ahead and try it, wot the hell...)\n[02:12.24] Have you ever smelled a cleaner smell?\n[02:13.15] Isn't it a crime they let these urchins clog the pavement? (Penny buys a bottle, does it?)\n[02:14.81] That's enough, sir, ample\n[02:15.75] Gently dab it\n[02:17.18] Gets to be a habit\n[02:18.63] Soon there'll be enough, sir\n[02:20.97] Somebody can grab it\n[02:22.76] See that chap with\n[02:24.79] Hair like Shelley's?\n[02:26.72] You can tell he's\n[02:28.66] Used Pirelli's\n[02:30.67] Let me have a bottle (Make that two)\n[02:32.85] Pardon me, ma'am, what's that awful stench?\n[02:35.06] Are we standing near an open trench?\n[02:38.80] Buy Pirelli's\n[02:40.37] Miracle Elixir\n[02:42.23] Anything wot's slick, sir\n[02:44.20] Soon sprouts curls\n[02:46.47] Try Pirelli's—\n[02:48.45] When they see how thick, sir\n[02:50.22] You can have your pick, sir\n[02:52.10] Of the girls\n[02:54.45] Want to buy a bottle, missus?\n[02:56.11] What is this?\n[02:56.97] What is this?\n[02:57.71] Smells like piss\n[02:58.76] Smells like—phew!\n[02:59.68] He says it smells like piss\n[03:00.59] Says it smells like piss or something\n[03:01.17] Looks like piss\n[03:01.20] Wouldn't touch it if I was you, dear!\n[03:02.83] This is piss\n[03:03.71] Piss with ink!\n[03:04.31] Let me smell that bottle\n[03:05.58] I don't want no ink piss!\n[03:06.40] What is this?\n[03:07.15] What does that smell like to you, sir? (Never mind that madman, mister)\n[03:08.35] Gives back our money! (What does that smell like to you ma'am?)\n[03:08.65] Give 'em back their money! (Never mind the madman)\n[03:10.45] Where is this Pirelli? (Yeah, where is this Pirelli?)\n[03:12.68] Let Pirelli's\n[03:13.82] Activate your roots, sir—\n[03:15.62] Keep it off your boots, sir—\n[03:17.53] Eats right through (Go and get Pirelli!)\n[03:19.78] Yes, get Pirelli's!\n[03:21.83] Use a bottle of it\n[03:23.70] Ladies seem to love it—\n[03:25.52] Flies do, too!\n[03:30.23] Hand the bloody money over!\n[03:32.08] Hand the bloody money over!\n[03:33.67] See Pirelli's\n[03:34.95] Miracle Elixir\n[03:35.59] Grow a little wick, sir\n[03:36.73] Then some fuzz\n[03:37.67] The Pirelli's\n[03:38.56] Soon'll make it thick, sir\n[03:39.45] Like a good elixir\n[03:40.53] Always does!\n[03:41.35] Trust Pirelli's\n[03:42.54] If your hair is sick, sir\n[03:43.40] Fix it in the nick, sir\n[03:44.36] Don't look grim\n[03:45.57] Just Pirelli's\n[03:46.41] Miracle Elixir\n[03:47.38] That'll do the trick, sir—\n[03:48.45] What about the money?\n[03:49.31] If you've got a kick, sir—\n[03:50.23] What about the money?\n[03:51.41] Where is this Pirelli?\n[03:52.37] Go and get Pirelli!\n[03:53.29] What about our money?\n[03:54.19] Tell it to the mixer!\n[03:55.09] Of the Miracle Elixir\n[03:55.62] If you've got a kick, sir—!\n[03:58.03] Talk to him!\n[03:58.98] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Pirelli's Miracle Elixir\n  artist: Josh Groban/Stephen Sondheim/Annaleigh Ashford/Gaten Matarazzo/Sweeney Todd 2023 Broadway Company\n  album: 'Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2023 Broadway Cast Recording)'\n  duration_ms: 242000\n  instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Ladies and gentlemen!\n  start_ms: 4560\n  end_ms: 5590\n- text: May I have your attention, please?\n  start_ms: 5590\n  end_ms: 10080\n- text: Do you wake every morning in shame and despair\n  start_ms: 10080\n  end_ms: 11950\n- text: To discover your pillow is covered with hair\n  start_ms: 11950\n  end_ms: 15680\n- text: Wot ought not to be there?\n  start_ms: 15680\n  end_ms: 17940\n- text: Well, ladies and gentlemen\n  start_ms: 17940\n  end_ms: 19220\n- text: From now on you can waken at ease\n  start_ms: 19220\n  end_ms: 22120\n- text: You need never again have a worry or care\n  start_ms: 22120\n  end_ms: 23880\n- text: I will show you a miracle marvelous rare\n  start_ms: 23880\n  end_ms: 28970\n- text: Gentlemen, you are about to see something\n  start_ms: 28970\n  end_ms: 30140\n- text: That rose from the dead—!\n  start_ms: 30140\n  end_ms: 35860\n- text: On the top of my head\n  start_ms: 35860\n  end_ms: 41650\n- text: Scarcely a month ago, gentlemen\n  start_ms: 41650\n  end_ms: 43540\n- text: I was struck with a horrible\n  start_ms: 43540\n  end_ms: 44800\n- text: Dermatologic disease\n  start_ms: 44800\n  end_ms: 48160\n- text: Though the finest physicians in London were called\n  start_ms: 48160\n  end_ms: 49710\n- text: I awakened one morning amazed and appalled\n  start_ms: 49710\n  end_ms: 52170\n- text: To discover with dread that my 'ead was as bald\n  start_ms: 52170\n  end_ms: 54430\n- text: As a novice's knees\n  start_ms: 54430\n  end_ms: 56480\n- text: I was dying of shame\n  start_ms: 56480\n  end_ms: 58810\n- text: Till a gentleman came\n  start_ms: 58810\n  end_ms: 60940\n- text: An illustrious barber, Pirelli by name\n  start_ms: 60940\n  end_ms: 66920\n- text: He give me a liquid as precious as gold\n  start_ms: 66920\n  end_ms: 70820\n- text: I rubbed it in daily like wot I was told\n  start_ms: 70820\n  end_ms: 74560\n- text: And behold!\n  start_ms: 74560\n  end_ms: 81560\n- text: Only thirty days old!\n  start_ms: 81560\n  end_ms: 87550\n- text: '''Twas Pirelli''s'\n  start_ms: 87550\n  end_ms: 89110\n- text: Miracle Elixir\n  start_ms: 89110\n  end_ms: 91170\n- text: That's wot did the trick, sir\n  start_ms: 91170\n  end_ms: 93120\n- text: True, sir, true\n  start_ms: 93120\n  end_ms: 95190\n- text: Was it quick, sir?\n  start_ms: 95190\n  end_ms: 97130\n- text: Did it in a tick, sir\n  start_ms: 97130\n  end_ms: 99120\n- text: Just like an elixir\n  start_ms: 99120\n  end_ms: 101070\n- text: Ought to do!\n  start_ms: 101070\n  end_ms: 103090\n- text: How about a bottle, mister?\n  start_ms: 103090\n  end_ms: 105200\n- text: Only costs a penny, guaranteed\n  start_ms: 105200\n  end_ms: 107510\n- text: Penny buys a bottle, I don't know... 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(Go ahead and tug, sir)\n\n  Does Pirelli's\n  Stimulate the growth, sir?\n  You can have my oath, sir\n  'Tis unique\n  Rub a minute—\n  Stimulating, i'nn'it?\n  Soon you'll have to thin it\n  Once a week!\n\n  Penny buys a bottle, guaranteed!\n\n  Penny buys a bottle, might as well... (How about a sample?)\n  Wotcher think? (Go ahead and try it, wot the hell...)\n  Have you ever smelled a cleaner smell?\n  Isn't it a crime they let these urchins clog the pavement? (Penny buys a bottle, does it?)\n  That's enough, sir, ample\n\n  Gently dab it\n  Gets to be a habit\n  Soon there'll be enough, sir\n  Somebody can grab it\n  See that chap with\n  Hair like Shelley's?\n  You can tell he's\n  Used Pirelli's\n\n  Let me have a bottle (Make that two)\n\n  Pardon me, ma'am, what's that awful stench?\n\n  Are we standing near an open trench?\n\n  Buy Pirelli's\n  Miracle Elixir\n  Anything wot's slick, sir\n  Soon sprouts curls\n  Try Pirelli's—\n  When they see how thick, sir\n  You can have your pick, sir\n  Of the girls\n\n  Want to buy a bottle, missus?\n\n  What is this?\n\n  What is this?\n\n  Smells like piss\n\n  Smells like—phew!\n\n  He says it smells like piss\n\n  Says it smells like piss or something\n\n  Looks like piss\n\n  Wouldn't touch it if I was you, dear!\n\n  This is piss\n  Piss with ink!\n\n  Let me smell that bottle\n  I don't want no ink piss!\n  What is this?\n\n  What does that smell like to you, sir? (Never mind that madman, mister)\n  Gives back our money! (What does that smell like to you ma'am?)\n  Give 'em back their money! (Never mind the madman)\n  Where is this Pirelli? 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(Penny buys a bottle, does it?)\nThat's enough, sir, ample\n\nGently dab it\nGets to be a habit\nSoon there'll be enough, sir\nSomebody can grab it\nSee that chap with\nHair like Shelley's?\nYou can tell he's\nUsed Pirelli's\n\nLet me have a bottle (Make that two)\n\nPardon me, ma'am, what's that awful stench?\n\nAre we standing near an open trench?\n\nBuy Pirelli's\nMiracle Elixir\nAnything wot's slick, sir\nSoon sprouts curls\nTry Pirelli's—\nWhen they see how thick, sir\nYou can have your pick, sir\nOf the girls\n\nWant to buy a bottle, missus?\n\nWhat is this?\n\nWhat is this?\n\nSmells like piss\n\nSmells like—phew!\n\nHe says it smells like piss\n\nSays it smells like piss or something\n\nLooks like piss\n\nWouldn't touch it if I was you, dear!\n\nThis is piss\nPiss with ink!\n\nLet me smell that bottle\nI don't want no ink piss!\nWhat is this?\n\nWhat does that smell like to you, sir? (Never mind that madman, mister)\nGives back our money! (What does that smell like to you ma'am?)\nGive 'em back their money! (Never mind the madman)\nWhere is this Pirelli? (Yeah, where is this Pirelli?)\n\nLet Pirelli's\nActivate your roots, sir—\n\nKeep it off your boots, sir—\nEats right through (Go and get Pirelli!)\n\nYes, get Pirelli's!\nUse a bottle of it\nLadies seem to love it—\n\nFlies do, too!\n\nHand the bloody money over!\nHand the bloody money over!\n\nSee Pirelli's\nMiracle Elixir\nGrow a little wick, sir\nThen some fuzz\nThe Pirelli's\nSoon'll make it thick, sir\nLike a good elixir\nAlways does!\n\nTrust Pirelli's\nIf your hair is sick, sir\nFix it in the nick, sir\nDon't look grim\nJust Pirelli's\nMiracle Elixir\nThat'll do the trick, sir—\n\nWhat about the money?\n\nIf you've got a kick, sir—\n\nWhat about the money?\nWhere is this Pirelli?\nGo and get Pirelli!\nWhat about our money?\n\nTell it to the mixer!\nOf the Miracle Elixir\nIf you've got a kick, sir—!\n\nTalk to him!","syncedLyrics":"[00:04.53] Ladies and gentlemen!\n[00:05.55] May I have your attention, please?\n[00:10.00] Do you wake every morning in shame and despair\n[00:11.92] To discover your pillow is covered with hair\n[00:15.63] Wot ought not to be there?\n[00:17.96] Well, ladies and gentlemen\n[00:19.23] From now on you can waken at ease\n[00:22.16] You need never again have a worry or care\n[00:23.80] I will show you a miracle marvelous rare\n[00:28.90] Gentlemen, you are about to see something\n[00:30.15] That rose from the dead—!\n[00:35.88] On the top of my head\n[00:41.60] Scarcely a month ago, gentlemen\n[00:43.56] I was struck with a horrible\n[00:44.84] Dermatologic disease\n[00:48.15] Though the finest physicians in London were called\n[00:49.75] I awakened one morning amazed and appalled\n[00:52.15] To discover with dread that my 'ead was as bald\n[00:54.49] As a novice's knees\n[00:56.45] I was dying of shame\n[00:58.81] Till a gentleman came\n[01:00.97] An illustrious barber, Pirelli by name\n[01:06.92] He give me a liquid as precious as gold\n[01:10.83] I rubbed it in daily like wot I was told\n[01:14.54] And behold!\n[01:21.57] Only thirty days old!\n[01:27.57] 'Twas Pirelli's\n[01:29.19] Miracle Elixir\n[01:31.19] That's wot did the trick, sir\n[01:33.12] True, sir, true\n[01:35.12] Was it quick, sir?\n[01:37.18] Did it in a tick, sir\n[01:39.18] Just like an elixir\n[01:41.00] Ought to do!\n[01:43.00] How about a bottle, mister?\n[01:45.27] Only costs a penny, guaranteed\n[01:47.54] Penny buys a bottle, I don't know... 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(Never mind that madman, mister)\n  start_ms: 187130\n  end_ms: 188370\n- text: Gives back our money! (What does that smell like to you ma'am?)\n  start_ms: 188370\n  end_ms: 188660\n- text: Give 'em back their money! (Never mind the madman)\n  start_ms: 188660\n  end_ms: 190430\n- text: Where is this Pirelli? (Yeah, where is this Pirelli?)\n  start_ms: 190430\n  end_ms: 192620\n- text: Let Pirelli's\n  start_ms: 192620\n  end_ms: 193890\n- text: Activate your roots, sir—\n  start_ms: 193890\n  end_ms: 195690\n- text: Keep it off your boots, sir—\n  start_ms: 195690\n  end_ms: 197500\n- text: Eats right through (Go and get Pirelli!)\n  start_ms: 197500\n  end_ms: 199730\n- text: Yes, get Pirelli's!\n  start_ms: 199730\n  end_ms: 201870\n- text: Use a bottle of it\n  start_ms: 201870\n  end_ms: 203760\n- text: Ladies seem to love it—\n  start_ms: 203760\n  end_ms: 205590\n- text: Flies do, too!\n  start_ms: 205590\n  end_ms: 210220\n- text: Hand the bloody money over!\n  start_ms: 210220\n  end_ms: 212080\n- text: Hand the bloody money over!\n  start_ms: 212080\n  end_ms: 213690\n- text: See Pirelli's\n  start_ms: 213690\n  end_ms: 214960\n- text: Miracle Elixir\n  start_ms: 214960\n  end_ms: 215540\n- text: Grow a little wick, sir\n  start_ms: 215540\n  end_ms: 216740\n- text: Then some fuzz\n  start_ms: 216740\n  end_ms: 217640\n- text: The Pirelli's\n  start_ms: 217640\n  end_ms: 218580\n- text: Soon'll make it thick, sir\n  start_ms: 218580\n  end_ms: 219460\n- text: Like a good elixir\n  start_ms: 219460\n  end_ms: 220500\n- text: Always does!\n  start_ms: 220500\n  end_ms: 221380\n- text: Trust Pirelli's\n  start_ms: 221380\n  end_ms: 222540\n- text: If your hair is sick, sir\n  start_ms: 222540\n  end_ms: 223470\n- text: Fix it in the nick, sir\n  start_ms: 223470\n  end_ms: 224300\n- text: Don't look grim\n  start_ms: 224300\n  end_ms: 225570\n- text: Just Pirelli's\n  start_ms: 225570\n  end_ms: 226490\n- text: Miracle Elixir\n  start_ms: 226490\n  end_ms: 227320\n- text: That'll do the trick, sir—\n  start_ms: 227320\n  end_ms: 228480\n- text: What about the money?\n  start_ms: 228480\n  end_ms: 229300\n- text: If you've got a kick, sir—\n  start_ms: 229300\n  end_ms: 230260\n- text: What about the money?\n  start_ms: 230260\n  end_ms: 231450\n- text: Where is this Pirelli?\n  start_ms: 231450\n  end_ms: 232350\n- text: Go and get Pirelli!\n  start_ms: 232350\n  end_ms: 233270\n- text: What about our money?\n  start_ms: 233270\n  end_ms: 234170\n- text: Tell it to the mixer!\n  start_ms: 234170\n  end_ms: 235050\n- text: Of the Miracle Elixir\n  start_ms: 235050\n  end_ms: 235680\n- text: If you've got a kick, sir—!\n  start_ms: 235680\n  end_ms: 238080\n- text: Talk to him!\n  start_ms: 238080\n  end_ms: 238980\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 238980\nplain: |-\n  Ladies and gentlemen!\n  May I have your attention, please?\n  Do you wake every morning in shame and despair\n  To discover your pillow is covered with hair\n  Wot ought not to be there?\n\n  Well, ladies and gentlemen\n  From now on you can waken at ease\n  You need never again have a worry or care\n  I will show you a miracle marvelous rare\n  Gentlemen, you are about to see something\n  That rose from the dead—!\n  On the top of my head\n\n  Scarcely a month ago, gentlemen\n  I was struck with a horrible\n  Dermatologic disease\n  Though the finest physicians in London were called\n  I awakened one morning amazed and appalled\n  To discover with dread that my 'ead was as bald\n  As a novice's knees\n  I was dying of shame\n  Till a gentleman came\n  An illustrious barber, Pirelli by name\n  He give me a liquid as precious as gold\n  I rubbed it in daily like wot I was told\n  And behold!\n  Only thirty days old!\n\n  'Twas Pirelli's\n  Miracle Elixir\n  That's wot did the trick, sir\n  True, sir, true\n  Was it quick, sir?\n  Did it in a tick, sir\n  Just like an elixir\n  Ought to do!\n\n  How about a bottle, mister?\n  Only costs a penny, guaranteed\n\n  Penny buys a bottle, I don't know... (Go ahead and tug, sir)\n\n  Does Pirelli's\n  Stimulate the growth, sir?\n  You can have my oath, sir\n  'Tis unique\n  Rub a minute—\n  Stimulating, i'nn'it?\n  Soon you'll have to thin it\n  Once a week!\n\n  Penny buys a bottle, guaranteed!\n\n  Penny buys a bottle, might as well... (How about a sample?)\n  Wotcher think? (Go ahead and try it, wot the hell...)\n  Have you ever smelled a cleaner smell?\n  Isn't it a crime they let these urchins clog the pavement? (Penny buys a bottle, does it?)\n  That's enough, sir, ample\n\n  Gently dab it\n  Gets to be a habit\n  Soon there'll be enough, sir\n  Somebody can grab it\n  See that chap with\n  Hair like Shelley's?\n  You can tell he's\n  Used Pirelli's\n\n  Let me have a bottle (Make that two)\n\n  Pardon me, ma'am, what's that awful stench?\n\n  Are we standing near an open trench?\n\n  Buy Pirelli's\n  Miracle Elixir\n  Anything wot's slick, sir\n  Soon sprouts curls\n  Try Pirelli's—\n  When they see how thick, sir\n  You can have your pick, sir\n  Of the girls\n\n  Want to buy a bottle, missus?\n\n  What is this?\n\n  What is this?\n\n  Smells like piss\n\n  Smells like—phew!\n\n  He says it smells like piss\n\n  Says it smells like piss or something\n\n  Looks like piss\n\n  Wouldn't touch it if I was you, dear!\n\n  This is piss\n  Piss with ink!\n\n  Let me smell that bottle\n  I don't want no ink piss!\n  What is this?\n\n  What does that smell like to you, sir? (Never mind that madman, mister)\n  Gives back our money! (What does that smell like to you ma'am?)\n  Give 'em back their money! (Never mind the madman)\n  Where is this Pirelli? (Yeah, where is this Pirelli?)\n\n  Let Pirelli's\n  Activate your roots, sir—\n\n  Keep it off your boots, sir—\n  Eats right through (Go and get Pirelli!)\n\n  Yes, get Pirelli's!\n  Use a bottle of it\n  Ladies seem to love it—\n\n  Flies do, too!\n\n  Hand the bloody money over!\n  Hand the bloody money over!\n\n  See Pirelli's\n  Miracle Elixir\n  Grow a little wick, sir\n  Then some fuzz\n  The Pirelli's\n  Soon'll make it thick, sir\n  Like a good elixir\n  Always does!\n\n  Trust Pirelli's\n  If your hair is sick, sir\n  Fix it in the nick, sir\n  Don't look grim\n  Just Pirelli's\n  Miracle Elixir\n  That'll do the trick, sir—\n\n  What about the money?\n\n  If you've got a kick, sir—\n\n  What about the money?\n  Where is this Pirelli?\n  Go and get Pirelli!\n  What about our money?\n\n  Tell it to the mixer!\n  Of the Miracle Elixir\n  If you've got a kick, sir—!\n\n  Talk to him!\n"}]