[{"id":23513390,"name":"Techno's Song","trackName":"Techno's Song","artistName":"Gwar","albumName":"techno's song","duration":224.608812,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Ahhh...\nNow that the cosmic control tape is in my grasp, this band will play\nAnything I want perfectly the first time through...\nAnd you know While I was sitting on the toilet the other day I wrote\nThis ditty and I though you guys, like, might like to play it for me,\nCause I am Techno Destructo and I can out-fight, out-fuck, and out-fart\nAny of you lame-ass motherfuckin' rock stars... Cause I am Techno\nDestructo, and I come from beyond Venus, beyond Jupiter, and that's\nWay past Uranus, buddy. And I come from here with a mission...\nGive up the decadent rock and roll lifestyle and join me and the Master\nIn a holy jihad to rid the universe of his deadly enemies.\n\nGWAR will serve the Master... or GWAR will die!\n\nI'm the walking nightmare with the microchip brain\nA megaton bufferin to forever end your pain\nWhen it comes to taking life I'm the cosmic leach\nI'll make World War III seem like Sunday at the beach!\n\nGood evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the massive Pukeoplex\nOrganized Death Arena, where tonight we've got that intergalactic potato\nMasher Techno Destructo facing off against Oderus Urungus and Irish\nKid in a no holds barred... Woah! They haven't even shaken hands and\nOderus has been pounded in the nuts with a Marshall stack... What's Techno\nDoing? He's breaking open his skull! He's. he's... he's making a meal\nOut of Oderus's brain!\n\nI can't comprehend on how you get your thrills\nDicing up worms and making love to roadkill\nThe decadence of you lives was just as clear as glass\nNow it's broken into shards I can shove into your ass!","syncedLyrics":"[00:29.09] Ahhh...\n[00:30.99] Now that the cosmic control tape is in my grasp, this band will play\n[00:34.76] Anything I want perfectly the first time through...\n[00:37.56] And you know While I was sitting on the toilet the other day I wrote\n[00:40.23] This ditty and I though you guys, like, might like to play it for me,\n[00:47.84] Cause I am Techno Destructo and I can out-fight, out-fuck, and out-fart\n[00:52.34] Any of you lame-ass motherfuckin' rock stars... Cause I am Techno\n[00:55.52] Destructo, and I come from beyond Venus, beyond Jupiter, and that's\n[01:00.07] Way past Uranus, buddy. And I come from here with a mission...\n[01:07.28] Give up the decadent rock and roll lifestyle and join me and the Master\n[01:11.00] In a holy jihad to rid the universe of his deadly enemies.\n[01:20.85] GWAR will serve the Master... or GWAR will die!\n[01:53.90] I'm the walking nightmare with the microchip brain\n[01:55.97] A megaton bufferin to forever end your pain\n[01:58.06] When it comes to taking life I'm the cosmic leach\n[02:00.47] I'll make World War III seem like Sunday at the beach!\n[02:08.07] Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the massive Pukeoplex\n[02:11.63] Organized Death Arena, where tonight we've got that intergalactic potato\n[02:15.30] Masher Techno Destructo facing off against Oderus Urungus and Irish\n[02:19.74] Kid in a no holds barred... Woah! They haven't even shaken hands and\n[02:26.41] Oderus has been pounded in the nuts with a Marshall stack... What's Techno\n[02:33.23] Doing? He's breaking open his skull! He's. he's... he's making a meal\n[02:40.13] Out of Oderus's brain!\n[03:13.34] I can't comprehend on how you get your thrills\n[03:15.24] Dicing up worms and making love to roadkill\n[03:15.71] The decadence of you lives was just as clear as glass\n[03:17.46] Now it's broken into shards I can shove into your ass!\n[03:26.78] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n title: Techno's Song\n artist: Gwar\n album: techno's song\n duration_ms: 224609\n instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Ahhh...\n start_ms: 29090\n end_ms: 30990\n- text: Now that the cosmic control tape is in my grasp, this band will play\n start_ms: 30990\n end_ms: 34760\n- text: Anything I want perfectly the first time through...\n start_ms: 34760\n end_ms: 37560\n- text: And you know While I was sitting on the toilet the other day I wrote\n start_ms: 37560\n end_ms: 40230\n- text: This ditty and I though you guys, like, might like to play it for me,\n start_ms: 40230\n end_ms: 47840\n- text: Cause I am Techno Destructo and I can out-fight, out-fuck, and out-fart\n start_ms: 47840\n end_ms: 52340\n- text: Any of you lame-ass motherfuckin' rock stars... Cause I am Techno\n start_ms: 52340\n end_ms: 55520\n- text: Destructo, and I come from beyond Venus, beyond Jupiter, and that's\n start_ms: 55520\n end_ms: 60070\n- text: Way past Uranus, buddy. And I come from here with a mission...\n start_ms: 60070\n end_ms: 67280\n- text: Give up the decadent rock and roll lifestyle and join me and the Master\n start_ms: 67280\n end_ms: 71000\n- text: In a holy jihad to rid the universe of his deadly enemies.\n start_ms: 71000\n end_ms: 80850\n- text: GWAR will serve the Master... or GWAR will die!\n start_ms: 80850\n end_ms: 113900\n- text: I'm the walking nightmare with the microchip brain\n start_ms: 113900\n end_ms: 115970\n- text: A megaton bufferin to forever end your pain\n start_ms: 115970\n end_ms: 118060\n- text: When it comes to taking life I'm the cosmic leach\n start_ms: 118060\n end_ms: 120470\n- text: I'll make World War III seem like Sunday at the beach!\n start_ms: 120470\n end_ms: 128070\n- text: Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the massive Pukeoplex\n start_ms: 128070\n end_ms: 131630\n- text: Organized Death Arena, where tonight we've got that intergalactic potato\n start_ms: 131630\n end_ms: 135300\n- text: Masher Techno Destructo facing off against Oderus Urungus and Irish\n start_ms: 135300\n end_ms: 139740\n- text: Kid in a no holds barred... Woah! They haven't even shaken hands and\n start_ms: 139740\n end_ms: 146410\n- text: Oderus has been pounded in the nuts with a Marshall stack... What's Techno\n start_ms: 146410\n end_ms: 153230\n- text: Doing? He's breaking open his skull! He's. he's... he's making a meal\n start_ms: 153230\n end_ms: 160130\n- text: Out of Oderus's brain!\n start_ms: 160130\n end_ms: 193340\n- text: I can't comprehend on how you get your thrills\n start_ms: 193340\n end_ms: 195240\n- text: Dicing up worms and making love to roadkill\n start_ms: 195240\n end_ms: 195710\n- text: The decadence of you lives was just as clear as glass\n start_ms: 195710\n end_ms: 197460\n- text: Now it's broken into shards I can shove into your ass!\n start_ms: 197460\n end_ms: 206780\n- text: ''\n start_ms: 206780\nplain: |-\n Ahhh...\n Now that the cosmic control tape is in my grasp, this band will play\n Anything I want perfectly the first time through...\n And you know While I was sitting on the toilet the other day I wrote\n This ditty and I though you guys, like, might like to play it for me,\n Cause I am Techno Destructo and I can out-fight, out-fuck, and out-fart\n Any of you lame-ass motherfuckin' rock stars... Cause I am Techno\n Destructo, and I come from beyond Venus, beyond Jupiter, and that's\n Way past Uranus, buddy. And I come from here with a mission...\n Give up the decadent rock and roll lifestyle and join me and the Master\n In a holy jihad to rid the universe of his deadly enemies.\n\n GWAR will serve the Master... or GWAR will die!\n\n I'm the walking nightmare with the microchip brain\n A megaton bufferin to forever end your pain\n When it comes to taking life I'm the cosmic leach\n I'll make World War III seem like Sunday at the beach!\n\n Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the massive Pukeoplex\n Organized Death Arena, where tonight we've got that intergalactic potato\n Masher Techno Destructo facing off against Oderus Urungus and Irish\n Kid in a no holds barred... Woah! They haven't even shaken hands and\n Oderus has been pounded in the nuts with a Marshall stack... What's Techno\n Doing? He's breaking open his skull! He's. he's... he's making a meal\n Out of Oderus's brain!\n\n I can't comprehend on how you get your thrills\n Dicing up worms and making love to roadkill\n The decadence of you lives was just as clear as glass\n Now it's broken into shards I can shove into your ass!\n"},{"id":19488187,"name":"Techno's Song","trackName":"Techno's Song","artistName":"GWAR","albumName":"Let There Be Gwar","duration":147.043265,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Ahhh...\nNow that the cosmic control tape is in my grasp, this band will play\nAnything I want perfectly the first time through...\nAnd you know While I was sitting on the toilet the other day I wrote\nThis ditty and I though you guys, like, might like to play it for me,\nCause I am Techno Destructo and I can out-fight, out-fuck, and out-fart\nAny of you lame-ass motherfuckin' rock stars... Cause I am Techno\nDestructo, and I come from beyond Venus, beyond Jupiter, and that's\nWay past Uranus, buddy. And I come from here with a mission...\nGive up the decadent rock and roll lifestyle and join me and the Master\nIn a holy jihad to rid the universe of his deadly enemies.\n\nGWAR will serve the Master... or GWAR will die!\n\nI'm the walking nightmare with the microchip brain\nA megaton bufferin to forever end your pain\nWhen it comes to taking life I'm the cosmic leach\nI'll make World War III seem like Sunday at the beach!\n\nGood evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the massive Pukeoplex\nOrganized Death Arena, where tonight we've got that intergalactic potato\nMasher Techno Destructo facing off against Oderus Urungus and Irish\nKid in a no holds barred... Woah! They haven't even shaken hands and\nOderus has been pounded in the nuts with a Marshall stack... What's Techno\nDoing? He's breaking open his skull! He's. he's... he's making a meal\nOut of Oderus's brain!\n\nI can't comprehend on how you get your thrills\nDicing up worms and making love to roadkill\nThe decadence of you lives was just as clear as glass\nNow it's broken into shards I can shove into your ass!","syncedLyrics":"[00:29.09] Ahhh...\n[00:30.99] Now that the cosmic control tape is in my grasp, this band will play\n[00:34.76] Anything I want perfectly the first time through...\n[00:37.56] And you know While I was sitting on the toilet the other day I wrote\n[00:40.23] This ditty and I though you guys, like, might like to play it for me,\n[00:47.84] Cause I am Techno Destructo and I can out-fight, out-fuck, and out-fart\n[00:52.34] Any of you lame-ass motherfuckin' rock stars... Cause I am Techno\n[00:55.52] Destructo, and I come from beyond Venus, beyond Jupiter, and that's\n[01:00.07] Way past Uranus, buddy. And I come from here with a mission...\n[01:07.28] Give up the decadent rock and roll lifestyle and join me and the Master\n[01:11.00] In a holy jihad to rid the universe of his deadly enemies.\n[01:20.85] GWAR will serve the Master... or GWAR will die!\n[01:53.90] I'm the walking nightmare with the microchip brain\n[01:55.97] A megaton bufferin to forever end your pain\n[01:58.06] When it comes to taking life I'm the cosmic leach\n[02:00.47] I'll make World War III seem like Sunday at the beach!\n[02:08.07] Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the massive Pukeoplex\n[02:11.63] Organized Death Arena, where tonight we've got that intergalactic potato\n[02:15.30] Masher Techno Destructo facing off against Oderus Urungus and Irish\n[02:19.74] Kid in a no holds barred... Woah! They haven't even shaken hands and\n[02:26.41] Oderus has been pounded in the nuts with a Marshall stack... What's Techno\n[02:33.23] Doing? He's breaking open his skull! He's. he's... he's making a meal\n[02:40.13] Out of Oderus's brain!\n[03:13.34] I can't comprehend on how you get your thrills\n[03:15.24] Dicing up worms and making love to roadkill\n[03:15.71] The decadence of you lives was just as clear as glass\n[03:17.46] Now it's broken into shards I can shove into your ass!\n[03:26.78] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n title: Techno's Song\n artist: GWAR\n album: Let There Be Gwar\n duration_ms: 147043\n instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Ahhh...\n start_ms: 29090\n end_ms: 30990\n- text: Now that the cosmic control tape is in my grasp, this band will play\n start_ms: 30990\n end_ms: 34760\n- text: Anything I want perfectly the first time through...\n start_ms: 34760\n end_ms: 37560\n- text: And you know While I was sitting on the toilet the other day I wrote\n start_ms: 37560\n end_ms: 40230\n- text: This ditty and I though you guys, like, might like to play it for me,\n start_ms: 40230\n end_ms: 47840\n- text: Cause I am Techno Destructo and I can out-fight, out-fuck, and out-fart\n start_ms: 47840\n end_ms: 52340\n- text: Any of you lame-ass motherfuckin' rock stars... Cause I am Techno\n start_ms: 52340\n end_ms: 55520\n- text: Destructo, and I come from beyond Venus, beyond Jupiter, and that's\n start_ms: 55520\n end_ms: 60070\n- text: Way past Uranus, buddy. And I come from here with a mission...\n start_ms: 60070\n end_ms: 67280\n- text: Give up the decadent rock and roll lifestyle and join me and the Master\n start_ms: 67280\n end_ms: 71000\n- text: In a holy jihad to rid the universe of his deadly enemies.\n start_ms: 71000\n end_ms: 80850\n- text: GWAR will serve the Master... or GWAR will die!\n start_ms: 80850\n end_ms: 113900\n- text: I'm the walking nightmare with the microchip brain\n start_ms: 113900\n end_ms: 115970\n- text: A megaton bufferin to forever end your pain\n start_ms: 115970\n end_ms: 118060\n- text: When it comes to taking life I'm the cosmic leach\n start_ms: 118060\n end_ms: 120470\n- text: I'll make World War III seem like Sunday at the beach!\n start_ms: 120470\n end_ms: 128070\n- text: Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the massive Pukeoplex\n start_ms: 128070\n end_ms: 131630\n- text: Organized Death Arena, where tonight we've got that intergalactic potato\n start_ms: 131630\n end_ms: 135300\n- text: Masher Techno Destructo facing off against Oderus Urungus and Irish\n start_ms: 135300\n end_ms: 139740\n- text: Kid in a no holds barred... Woah! They haven't even shaken hands and\n start_ms: 139740\n end_ms: 146410\n- text: Oderus has been pounded in the nuts with a Marshall stack... What's Techno\n start_ms: 146410\n end_ms: 153230\n- text: Doing? He's breaking open his skull! He's. he's... he's making a meal\n start_ms: 153230\n end_ms: 160130\n- text: Out of Oderus's brain!\n start_ms: 160130\n end_ms: 193340\n- text: I can't comprehend on how you get your thrills\n start_ms: 193340\n end_ms: 195240\n- text: Dicing up worms and making love to roadkill\n start_ms: 195240\n end_ms: 195710\n- text: The decadence of you lives was just as clear as glass\n start_ms: 195710\n end_ms: 197460\n- text: Now it's broken into shards I can shove into your ass!\n start_ms: 197460\n end_ms: 206780\n- text: ''\n start_ms: 206780\nplain: |-\n Ahhh...\n Now that the cosmic control tape is in my grasp, this band will play\n Anything I want perfectly the first time through...\n And you know While I was sitting on the toilet the other day I wrote\n This ditty and I though you guys, like, might like to play it for me,\n Cause I am Techno Destructo and I can out-fight, out-fuck, and out-fart\n Any of you lame-ass motherfuckin' rock stars... Cause I am Techno\n Destructo, and I come from beyond Venus, beyond Jupiter, and that's\n Way past Uranus, buddy. And I come from here with a mission...\n Give up the decadent rock and roll lifestyle and join me and the Master\n In a holy jihad to rid the universe of his deadly enemies.\n\n GWAR will serve the Master... or GWAR will die!\n\n I'm the walking nightmare with the microchip brain\n A megaton bufferin to forever end your pain\n When it comes to taking life I'm the cosmic leach\n I'll make World War III seem like Sunday at the beach!\n\n Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the massive Pukeoplex\n Organized Death Arena, where tonight we've got that intergalactic potato\n Masher Techno Destructo facing off against Oderus Urungus and Irish\n Kid in a no holds barred... Woah! They haven't even shaken hands and\n Oderus has been pounded in the nuts with a Marshall stack... What's Techno\n Doing? He's breaking open his skull! He's. he's... he's making a meal\n Out of Oderus's brain!\n\n I can't comprehend on how you get your thrills\n Dicing up worms and making love to roadkill\n The decadence of you lives was just as clear as glass\n Now it's broken into shards I can shove into your ass!\n"},{"id":16874477,"name":"14 - Techno's Song - GWAR - Hell-O!","trackName":"14 - Techno's Song - GWAR - Hell-O!","artistName":"GWAR","albumName":"Hell-O!","duration":224.530563,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Ahhh...\nNow that the cosmic control tape is in my grasp, this band will play\nAnything I want perfectly the first time through...\nAnd you know While I was sitting on the toilet the other day I wrote\nThis ditty and I though you guys, like, might like to play it for me,\nCause I am Techno Destructo and I can out-fight, out-fuck, and out-fart\nAny of you lame-ass motherfuckin' rock stars... Cause I am Techno\nDestructo, and I come from beyond Venus, beyond Jupiter, and that's\nWay past Uranus, buddy. And I come from here with a mission...\nGive up the decadent rock and roll lifestyle and join me and the Master\nIn a holy jihad to rid the universe of his deadly enemies.\n\nGWAR will serve the Master... or GWAR will die!\n\nI'm the walking nightmare with the microchip brain\nA megaton bufferin to forever end your pain\nWhen it comes to taking life I'm the cosmic leach\nI'll make World War III seem like Sunday at the beach!\n\nGood evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the massive Pukeoplex\nOrganized Death Arena, where tonight we've got that intergalactic potato\nMasher Techno Destructo facing off against Oderus Urungus and Irish\nKid in a no holds barred... Woah! They haven't even shaken hands and\nOderus has been pounded in the nuts with a Marshall stack... What's Techno\nDoing? He's breaking open his skull! He's. he's... he's making a meal\nOut of Oderus's brain!\n\nI can't comprehend on how you get your thrills\nDicing up worms and making love to roadkill\nThe decadence of you lives was just as clear as glass\nNow it's broken into shards I can shove into your ass!","syncedLyrics":"[00:29.09] Ahhh...\n[00:30.99] Now that the cosmic control tape is in my grasp, this band will play\n[00:34.76] Anything I want perfectly the first time through...\n[00:37.56] And you know While I was sitting on the toilet the other day I wrote\n[00:40.23] This ditty and I though you guys, like, might like to play it for me,\n[00:47.84] Cause I am Techno Destructo and I can out-fight, out-fuck, and out-fart\n[00:52.34] Any of you lame-ass motherfuckin' rock stars... Cause I am Techno\n[00:55.52] Destructo, and I come from beyond Venus, beyond Jupiter, and that's\n[01:00.07] Way past Uranus, buddy. And I come from here with a mission...\n[01:07.28] Give up the decadent rock and roll lifestyle and join me and the Master\n[01:11.00] In a holy jihad to rid the universe of his deadly enemies.\n[01:20.85] GWAR will serve the Master... or GWAR will die!\n[01:53.90] I'm the walking nightmare with the microchip brain\n[01:55.97] A megaton bufferin to forever end your pain\n[01:58.06] When it comes to taking life I'm the cosmic leach\n[02:00.47] I'll make World War III seem like Sunday at the beach!\n[02:08.07] Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the massive Pukeoplex\n[02:11.63] Organized Death Arena, where tonight we've got that intergalactic potato\n[02:15.30] Masher Techno Destructo facing off against Oderus Urungus and Irish\n[02:19.74] Kid in a no holds barred... Woah! They haven't even shaken hands and\n[02:26.41] Oderus has been pounded in the nuts with a Marshall stack... What's Techno\n[02:33.23] Doing? He's breaking open his skull! He's. he's... he's making a meal\n[02:40.13] Out of Oderus's brain!\n[03:13.34] I can't comprehend on how you get your thrills\n[03:15.24] Dicing up worms and making love to roadkill\n[03:15.71] The decadence of you lives was just as clear as glass\n[03:17.46] Now it's broken into shards I can shove into your ass!\n[03:26.78] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n title: 14 - Techno's Song - GWAR - Hell-O!\n artist: GWAR\n album: Hell-O!\n duration_ms: 224531\n instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Ahhh...\n start_ms: 29090\n end_ms: 30990\n- text: Now that the cosmic control tape is in my grasp, this band will play\n start_ms: 30990\n end_ms: 34760\n- text: Anything I want perfectly the first time through...\n start_ms: 34760\n end_ms: 37560\n- text: And you know While I was sitting on the toilet the other day I wrote\n start_ms: 37560\n end_ms: 40230\n- text: This ditty and I though you guys, like, might like to play it for me,\n start_ms: 40230\n end_ms: 47840\n- text: Cause I am Techno Destructo and I can out-fight, out-fuck, and out-fart\n start_ms: 47840\n end_ms: 52340\n- text: Any of you lame-ass motherfuckin' rock stars... 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Cause I am Techno\n Destructo, and I come from beyond Venus, beyond Jupiter, and that's\n Way past Uranus, buddy. And I come from here with a mission...\n Give up the decadent rock and roll lifestyle and join me and the Master\n In a holy jihad to rid the universe of his deadly enemies.\n\n GWAR will serve the Master... or GWAR will die!\n\n I'm the walking nightmare with the microchip brain\n A megaton bufferin to forever end your pain\n When it comes to taking life I'm the cosmic leach\n I'll make World War III seem like Sunday at the beach!\n\n Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the massive Pukeoplex\n Organized Death Arena, where tonight we've got that intergalactic potato\n Masher Techno Destructo facing off against Oderus Urungus and Irish\n Kid in a no holds barred... Woah! They haven't even shaken hands and\n Oderus has been pounded in the nuts with a Marshall stack... What's Techno\n Doing? He's breaking open his skull! He's. he's... he's making a meal\n Out of Oderus's brain!\n\n I can't comprehend on how you get your thrills\n Dicing up worms and making love to roadkill\n The decadence of you lives was just as clear as glass\n Now it's broken into shards I can shove into your ass!\n"},{"id":2825678,"name":"Techno's Song","trackName":"Techno's Song","artistName":"GWAR","albumName":"Hell-O","duration":224.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Ahhh...\nNow that the cosmic control tape is in my grasp, this band will play\nAnything I want perfectly the first time through...\nAnd you know While I was sitting on the toilet the other day I wrote\nThis ditty and I though you guys, like, might like to play it for me,\nCause I am Techno Destructo and I can out-fight, out-fuck, and out-fart\nAny of you lame-ass motherfuckin' rock stars... Cause I am Techno\nDestructo, and I come from beyond Venus, beyond Jupiter, and that's\nWay past Uranus, buddy. And I come from here with a mission...\nGive up the decadent rock and roll lifestyle and join me and the Master\nIn a holy jihad to rid the universe of his deadly enemies.\n\nGWAR will serve the Master... or GWAR will die!\n\nI'm the walking nightmare with the microchip brain\nA megaton bufferin to forever end your pain\nWhen it comes to taking life I'm the cosmic leach\nI'll make World War III seem like Sunday at the beach!\n\nGood evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the massive Pukeoplex\nOrganized Death Arena, where tonight we've got that intergalactic potato\nMasher Techno Destructo facing off against Oderus Urungus and Irish\nKid in a no holds barred... Woah! They haven't even shaken hands and\nOderus has been pounded in the nuts with a Marshall stack... What's Techno\nDoing? He's breaking open his skull! He's. he's... he's making a meal\nOut of Oderus's brain!\n\nI can't comprehend on how you get your thrills\nDicing up worms and making love to roadkill\nThe decadence of you lives was just as clear as glass\nNow it's broken into shards I can shove into your ass!","syncedLyrics":"[00:29.09] Ahhh...\n[00:30.99] Now that the cosmic control tape is in my grasp, this band will play\n[00:34.76] Anything I want perfectly the first time through...\n[00:37.56] And you know While I was sitting on the toilet the other day I wrote\n[00:40.23] This ditty and I though you guys, like, might like to play it for me,\n[00:47.84] Cause I am Techno Destructo and I can out-fight, out-fuck, and out-fart\n[00:52.34] Any of you lame-ass motherfuckin' rock stars... Cause I am Techno\n[00:55.52] Destructo, and I come from beyond Venus, beyond Jupiter, and that's\n[01:00.07] Way past Uranus, buddy. And I come from here with a mission...\n[01:07.28] Give up the decadent rock and roll lifestyle and join me and the Master\n[01:11.00] In a holy jihad to rid the universe of his deadly enemies.\n[01:20.85] GWAR will serve the Master... or GWAR will die!\n[01:53.90] I'm the walking nightmare with the microchip brain\n[01:55.97] A megaton bufferin to forever end your pain\n[01:58.06] When it comes to taking life I'm the cosmic leach\n[02:00.47] I'll make World War III seem like Sunday at the beach!\n[02:08.07] Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the massive Pukeoplex\n[02:11.63] Organized Death Arena, where tonight we've got that intergalactic potato\n[02:15.30] Masher Techno Destructo facing off against Oderus Urungus and Irish\n[02:19.74] Kid in a no holds barred... Woah! They haven't even shaken hands and\n[02:26.41] Oderus has been pounded in the nuts with a Marshall stack... What's Techno\n[02:33.23] Doing? He's breaking open his skull! He's. he's... he's making a meal\n[02:40.13] Out of Oderus's brain!\n[03:13.34] I can't comprehend on how you get your thrills\n[03:15.24] Dicing up worms and making love to roadkill\n[03:15.71] The decadence of you lives was just as clear as glass\n[03:17.46] Now it's broken into shards I can shove into your ass!\n[03:26.78] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n title: Techno's Song\n artist: GWAR\n album: Hell-O\n duration_ms: 224000\n instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Ahhh...\n start_ms: 29090\n end_ms: 30990\n- text: Now that the cosmic control tape is in my grasp, this band will play\n start_ms: 30990\n end_ms: 34760\n- text: Anything I want perfectly the first time through...\n start_ms: 34760\n end_ms: 37560\n- text: And you know While I was sitting on the toilet the other day I wrote\n start_ms: 37560\n end_ms: 40230\n- text: This ditty and I though you guys, like, might like to play it for me,\n start_ms: 40230\n end_ms: 47840\n- text: Cause I am Techno Destructo and I can out-fight, out-fuck, and out-fart\n start_ms: 47840\n end_ms: 52340\n- text: Any of you lame-ass motherfuckin' rock stars... 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And I come from here with a mission...\n start_ms: 60070\n end_ms: 67280\n- text: Give up the decadent rock and roll lifestyle and join me and the Master\n start_ms: 67280\n end_ms: 71000\n- text: In a holy jihad to rid the universe of his deadly enemies.\n start_ms: 71000\n end_ms: 80850\n- text: GWAR will serve the Master... or GWAR will die!\n start_ms: 80850\n end_ms: 113900\n- text: I'm the walking nightmare with the microchip brain\n start_ms: 113900\n end_ms: 115970\n- text: A megaton bufferin to forever end your pain\n start_ms: 115970\n end_ms: 118060\n- text: When it comes to taking life I'm the cosmic leach\n start_ms: 118060\n end_ms: 120470\n- text: I'll make World War III seem like Sunday at the beach!\n start_ms: 120470\n end_ms: 128070\n- text: Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the massive Pukeoplex\n start_ms: 128070\n end_ms: 131630\n- text: Organized Death Arena, where tonight we've got that intergalactic potato\n start_ms: 131630\n end_ms: 135300\n- text: Masher Techno Destructo facing off against Oderus Urungus and Irish\n start_ms: 135300\n end_ms: 139740\n- text: Kid in a no holds barred... 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He's. he's... he's making a meal\n start_ms: 153230\n end_ms: 160130\n- text: Out of Oderus's brain!\n start_ms: 160130\n end_ms: 193340\n- text: I can't comprehend on how you get your thrills\n start_ms: 193340\n end_ms: 195240\n- text: Dicing up worms and making love to roadkill\n start_ms: 195240\n end_ms: 195710\n- text: The decadence of you lives was just as clear as glass\n start_ms: 195710\n end_ms: 197460\n- text: Now it's broken into shards I can shove into your ass!\n start_ms: 197460\n end_ms: 206780\n- text: ''\n start_ms: 206780\nplain: |-\n Ahhh...\n Now that the cosmic control tape is in my grasp, this band will play\n Anything I want perfectly the first time through...\n And you know While I was sitting on the toilet the other day I wrote\n This ditty and I though you guys, like, might like to play it for me,\n Cause I am Techno Destructo and I can out-fight, out-fuck, and out-fart\n Any of you lame-ass motherfuckin' rock stars... Cause I am Techno\n Destructo, and I come from beyond Venus, beyond Jupiter, and that's\n Way past Uranus, buddy. And I come from here with a mission...\n Give up the decadent rock and roll lifestyle and join me and the Master\n In a holy jihad to rid the universe of his deadly enemies.\n\n GWAR will serve the Master... or GWAR will die!\n\n I'm the walking nightmare with the microchip brain\n A megaton bufferin to forever end your pain\n When it comes to taking life I'm the cosmic leach\n I'll make World War III seem like Sunday at the beach!\n\n Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the massive Pukeoplex\n Organized Death Arena, where tonight we've got that intergalactic potato\n Masher Techno Destructo facing off against Oderus Urungus and Irish\n Kid in a no holds barred... Woah! They haven't even shaken hands and\n Oderus has been pounded in the nuts with a Marshall stack... What's Techno\n Doing? He's breaking open his skull! He's. he's... he's making a meal\n Out of Oderus's brain!\n\n I can't comprehend on how you get your thrills\n Dicing up worms and making love to roadkill\n The decadence of you lives was just as clear as glass\n Now it's broken into shards I can shove into your ass!\n"},{"id":19682850,"name":"Techno's Song","trackName":"Techno's Song","artistName":"GWAR","albumName":"Scumdogs XXX Live!","duration":292.6533329,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Ahhh...\nNow that the cosmic control tape is in my grasp, this band will play\nAnything I want perfectly the first time through...\nAnd you know While I was sitting on the toilet the other day I wrote\nThis ditty and I though you guys, like, might like to play it for me,\nCause I am Techno Destructo and I can out-fight, out-fuck, and out-fart\nAny of you lame-ass motherfuckin' rock stars... Cause I am Techno\nDestructo, and I come from beyond Venus, beyond Jupiter, and that's\nWay past Uranus, buddy. And I come from here with a mission...\nGive up the decadent rock and roll lifestyle and join me and the Master\nIn a holy jihad to rid the universe of his deadly enemies.\n\nGWAR will serve the Master... or GWAR will die!\n\nI'm the walking nightmare with the microchip brain\nA megaton bufferin to forever end your pain\nWhen it comes to taking life I'm the cosmic leach\nI'll make World War III seem like Sunday at the beach!\n\nGood evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the massive Pukeoplex\nOrganized Death Arena, where tonight we've got that intergalactic potato\nMasher Techno Destructo facing off against Oderus Urungus and Irish\nKid in a no holds barred... Woah! They haven't even shaken hands and\nOderus has been pounded in the nuts with a Marshall stack... What's Techno\nDoing? He's breaking open his skull! He's. he's... he's making a meal\nOut of Oderus's brain!\n\nI can't comprehend on how you get your thrills\nDicing up worms and making love to roadkill\nThe decadence of you lives was just as clear as glass\nNow it's broken into shards I can shove into your ass!","syncedLyrics":"[00:29.09] Ahhh...\n[00:30.99] Now that the cosmic control tape is in my grasp, this band will play\n[00:34.76] Anything I want perfectly the first time through...\n[00:37.56] And you know While I was sitting on the toilet the other day I wrote\n[00:40.23] This ditty and I though you guys, like, might like to play it for me,\n[00:47.84] Cause I am Techno Destructo and I can out-fight, out-fuck, and out-fart\n[00:52.34] Any of you lame-ass motherfuckin' rock stars... Cause I am Techno\n[00:55.52] Destructo, and I come from beyond Venus, beyond Jupiter, and that's\n[01:00.07] Way past Uranus, buddy. And I come from here with a mission...\n[01:07.28] Give up the decadent rock and roll lifestyle and join me and the Master\n[01:11.00] In a holy jihad to rid the universe of his deadly enemies.\n[01:20.85] GWAR will serve the Master... or GWAR will die!\n[01:53.90] I'm the walking nightmare with the microchip brain\n[01:55.97] A megaton bufferin to forever end your pain\n[01:58.06] When it comes to taking life I'm the cosmic leach\n[02:00.47] I'll make World War III seem like Sunday at the beach!\n[02:08.07] Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the massive Pukeoplex\n[02:11.63] Organized Death Arena, where tonight we've got that intergalactic potato\n[02:15.30] Masher Techno Destructo facing off against Oderus Urungus and Irish\n[02:19.74] Kid in a no holds barred... Woah! They haven't even shaken hands and\n[02:26.41] Oderus has been pounded in the nuts with a Marshall stack... What's Techno\n[02:33.23] Doing? He's breaking open his skull! He's. he's... he's making a meal\n[02:40.13] Out of Oderus's brain!\n[03:13.34] I can't comprehend on how you get your thrills\n[03:15.24] Dicing up worms and making love to roadkill\n[03:15.71] The decadence of you lives was just as clear as glass\n[03:17.46] Now it's broken into shards I can shove into your ass!\n[03:26.78] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n title: Techno's Song\n artist: GWAR\n album: Scumdogs XXX Live!\n duration_ms: 292653\n instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Ahhh...\n start_ms: 29090\n end_ms: 30990\n- text: Now that the cosmic control tape is in my grasp, this band will play\n start_ms: 30990\n end_ms: 34760\n- text: Anything I want perfectly the first time through...\n start_ms: 34760\n end_ms: 37560\n- text: And you know While I was sitting on the toilet the other day I wrote\n start_ms: 37560\n end_ms: 40230\n- text: This ditty and I though you guys, like, might like to play it for me,\n start_ms: 40230\n end_ms: 47840\n- text: Cause I am Techno Destructo and I can out-fight, out-fuck, and out-fart\n start_ms: 47840\n end_ms: 52340\n- text: Any of you lame-ass motherfuckin' rock stars... 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Cause I am Techno\n Destructo, and I come from beyond Venus, beyond Jupiter, and that's\n Way past Uranus, buddy. And I come from here with a mission...\n Give up the decadent rock and roll lifestyle and join me and the Master\n In a holy jihad to rid the universe of his deadly enemies.\n\n GWAR will serve the Master... or GWAR will die!\n\n I'm the walking nightmare with the microchip brain\n A megaton bufferin to forever end your pain\n When it comes to taking life I'm the cosmic leach\n I'll make World War III seem like Sunday at the beach!\n\n Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the massive Pukeoplex\n Organized Death Arena, where tonight we've got that intergalactic potato\n Masher Techno Destructo facing off against Oderus Urungus and Irish\n Kid in a no holds barred... Woah! They haven't even shaken hands and\n Oderus has been pounded in the nuts with a Marshall stack... What's Techno\n Doing? He's breaking open his skull! He's. he's... he's making a meal\n Out of Oderus's brain!\n\n I can't comprehend on how you get your thrills\n Dicing up worms and making love to roadkill\n The decadence of you lives was just as clear as glass\n Now it's broken into shards I can shove into your ass!\n"},{"id":19878869,"name":"Techno's Song","trackName":"Techno's Song","artistName":"GWAR","albumName":"Scumdogs XXX Live!","duration":217.4171392,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Ahhh...\nNow that the cosmic control tape is in my grasp, this band will play\nAnything I want perfectly the first time through...\nAnd you know While I was sitting on the toilet the other day I wrote\nThis ditty and I though you guys, like, might like to play it for me,\nCause I am Techno Destructo and I can out-fight, out-fuck, and out-fart\nAny of you lame-ass motherfuckin' rock stars... Cause I am Techno\nDestructo, and I come from beyond Venus, beyond Jupiter, and that's\nWay past Uranus, buddy. And I come from here with a mission...\nGive up the decadent rock and roll lifestyle and join me and the Master\nIn a holy jihad to rid the universe of his deadly enemies.\n\nGWAR will serve the Master... or GWAR will die!\n\nI'm the walking nightmare with the microchip brain\nA megaton bufferin to forever end your pain\nWhen it comes to taking life I'm the cosmic leach\nI'll make World War III seem like Sunday at the beach!\n\nGood evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the massive Pukeoplex\nOrganized Death Arena, where tonight we've got that intergalactic potato\nMasher Techno Destructo facing off against Oderus Urungus and Irish\nKid in a no holds barred... Woah! They haven't even shaken hands and\nOderus has been pounded in the nuts with a Marshall stack... What's Techno\nDoing? He's breaking open his skull! He's. he's... he's making a meal\nOut of Oderus's brain!\n\nI can't comprehend on how you get your thrills\nDicing up worms and making love to roadkill\nThe decadence of you lives was just as clear as glass\nNow it's broken into shards I can shove into your ass!","syncedLyrics":"[00:29.09] Ahhh...\n[00:30.99] Now that the cosmic control tape is in my grasp, this band will play\n[00:34.76] Anything I want perfectly the first time through...\n[00:37.56] And you know While I was sitting on the toilet the other day I wrote\n[00:40.23] This ditty and I though you guys, like, might like to play it for me,\n[00:47.84] Cause I am Techno Destructo and I can out-fight, out-fuck, and out-fart\n[00:52.34] Any of you lame-ass motherfuckin' rock stars... Cause I am Techno\n[00:55.52] Destructo, and I come from beyond Venus, beyond Jupiter, and that's\n[01:00.07] Way past Uranus, buddy. And I come from here with a mission...\n[01:07.28] Give up the decadent rock and roll lifestyle and join me and the Master\n[01:11.00] In a holy jihad to rid the universe of his deadly enemies.\n[01:20.85] GWAR will serve the Master... or GWAR will die!\n[01:53.90] I'm the walking nightmare with the microchip brain\n[01:55.97] A megaton bufferin to forever end your pain\n[01:58.06] When it comes to taking life I'm the cosmic leach\n[02:00.47] I'll make World War III seem like Sunday at the beach!\n[02:08.07] Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the massive Pukeoplex\n[02:11.63] Organized Death Arena, where tonight we've got that intergalactic potato\n[02:15.30] Masher Techno Destructo facing off against Oderus Urungus and Irish\n[02:19.74] Kid in a no holds barred... Woah! They haven't even shaken hands and\n[02:26.41] Oderus has been pounded in the nuts with a Marshall stack... What's Techno\n[02:33.23] Doing? He's breaking open his skull! He's. he's... he's making a meal\n[02:40.13] Out of Oderus's brain!\n[03:13.34] I can't comprehend on how you get your thrills\n[03:15.24] Dicing up worms and making love to roadkill\n[03:15.71] The decadence of you lives was just as clear as glass\n[03:17.46] Now it's broken into shards I can shove into your ass!\n[03:26.78] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n title: Techno's Song\n artist: GWAR\n album: Scumdogs XXX Live!\n duration_ms: 217417\n instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Ahhh...\n start_ms: 29090\n end_ms: 30990\n- text: Now that the cosmic control tape is in my grasp, this band will play\n start_ms: 30990\n end_ms: 34760\n- text: Anything I want perfectly the first time through...\n start_ms: 34760\n end_ms: 37560\n- text: And you know While I was sitting on the toilet the other day I wrote\n start_ms: 37560\n end_ms: 40230\n- text: This ditty and I though you guys, like, might like to play it for me,\n start_ms: 40230\n end_ms: 47840\n- text: Cause I am Techno Destructo and I can out-fight, out-fuck, and out-fart\n start_ms: 47840\n end_ms: 52340\n- text: Any of you lame-ass motherfuckin' rock stars... 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And I come from here with a mission...\n start_ms: 60070\n end_ms: 67280\n- text: Give up the decadent rock and roll lifestyle and join me and the Master\n start_ms: 67280\n end_ms: 71000\n- text: In a holy jihad to rid the universe of his deadly enemies.\n start_ms: 71000\n end_ms: 80850\n- text: GWAR will serve the Master... or GWAR will die!\n start_ms: 80850\n end_ms: 113900\n- text: I'm the walking nightmare with the microchip brain\n start_ms: 113900\n end_ms: 115970\n- text: A megaton bufferin to forever end your pain\n start_ms: 115970\n end_ms: 118060\n- text: When it comes to taking life I'm the cosmic leach\n start_ms: 118060\n end_ms: 120470\n- text: I'll make World War III seem like Sunday at the beach!\n start_ms: 120470\n end_ms: 128070\n- text: Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the massive Pukeoplex\n start_ms: 128070\n end_ms: 131630\n- text: Organized Death Arena, where tonight we've got that intergalactic potato\n start_ms: 131630\n end_ms: 135300\n- text: Masher Techno Destructo facing off against Oderus Urungus and Irish\n start_ms: 135300\n end_ms: 139740\n- text: Kid in a no holds barred... 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He's. he's... he's making a meal\n start_ms: 153230\n end_ms: 160130\n- text: Out of Oderus's brain!\n start_ms: 160130\n end_ms: 193340\n- text: I can't comprehend on how you get your thrills\n start_ms: 193340\n end_ms: 195240\n- text: Dicing up worms and making love to roadkill\n start_ms: 195240\n end_ms: 195710\n- text: The decadence of you lives was just as clear as glass\n start_ms: 195710\n end_ms: 197460\n- text: Now it's broken into shards I can shove into your ass!\n start_ms: 197460\n end_ms: 206780\n- text: ''\n start_ms: 206780\nplain: |-\n Ahhh...\n Now that the cosmic control tape is in my grasp, this band will play\n Anything I want perfectly the first time through...\n And you know While I was sitting on the toilet the other day I wrote\n This ditty and I though you guys, like, might like to play it for me,\n Cause I am Techno Destructo and I can out-fight, out-fuck, and out-fart\n Any of you lame-ass motherfuckin' rock stars... Cause I am Techno\n Destructo, and I come from beyond Venus, beyond Jupiter, and that's\n Way past Uranus, buddy. And I come from here with a mission...\n Give up the decadent rock and roll lifestyle and join me and the Master\n In a holy jihad to rid the universe of his deadly enemies.\n\n GWAR will serve the Master... or GWAR will die!\n\n I'm the walking nightmare with the microchip brain\n A megaton bufferin to forever end your pain\n When it comes to taking life I'm the cosmic leach\n I'll make World War III seem like Sunday at the beach!\n\n Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the massive Pukeoplex\n Organized Death Arena, where tonight we've got that intergalactic potato\n Masher Techno Destructo facing off against Oderus Urungus and Irish\n Kid in a no holds barred... Woah! They haven't even shaken hands and\n Oderus has been pounded in the nuts with a Marshall stack... What's Techno\n Doing? He's breaking open his skull! He's. he's... he's making a meal\n Out of Oderus's brain!\n\n I can't comprehend on how you get your thrills\n Dicing up worms and making love to roadkill\n The decadence of you lives was just as clear as glass\n Now it's broken into shards I can shove into your ass!\n"},{"id":11911327,"name":"Techno's Song","trackName":"Techno's Song","artistName":"Gwar","albumName":"Hell-O! (Remaster)","duration":223.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Ahhh...\nNow that the cosmic control tape is in my grasp, this band will play\nAnything I want perfectly the first time through...\nAnd you know While I was sitting on the toilet the other day I wrote\nThis ditty and I though you guys, like, might like to play it for me,\nCause I am Techno Destructo and I can out-fight, out-fuck, and out-fart\nAny of you lame-ass motherfuckin' rock stars... Cause I am Techno\nDestructo, and I come from beyond Venus, beyond Jupiter, and that's\nWay past Uranus, buddy. And I come from here with a mission...\nGive up the decadent rock and roll lifestyle and join me and the Master\nIn a holy jihad to rid the universe of his deadly enemies.\n\nGWAR will serve the Master... or GWAR will die!\n\nI'm the walking nightmare with the microchip brain\nA megaton bufferin to forever end your pain\nWhen it comes to taking life I'm the cosmic leach\nI'll make World War III seem like Sunday at the beach!\n\nGood evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the massive Pukeoplex\nOrganized Death Arena, where tonight we've got that intergalactic potato\nMasher Techno Destructo facing off against Oderus Urungus and Irish\nKid in a no holds barred... Woah! They haven't even shaken hands and\nOderus has been pounded in the nuts with a Marshall stack... What's Techno\nDoing? He's breaking open his skull! He's. he's... he's making a meal\nOut of Oderus's brain!\n\nI can't comprehend on how you get your thrills\nDicing up worms and making love to roadkill\nThe decadence of you lives was just as clear as glass\nNow it's broken into shards I can shove into your ass!","syncedLyrics":"[00:29.09] Ahhh...\n[00:30.99] Now that the cosmic control tape is in my grasp, this band will play\n[00:34.76] Anything I want perfectly the first time through...\n[00:37.56] And you know While I was sitting on the toilet the other day I wrote\n[00:40.23] This ditty and I though you guys, like, might like to play it for me,\n[00:47.84] Cause I am Techno Destructo and I can out-fight, out-fuck, and out-fart\n[00:52.34] Any of you lame-ass motherfuckin' rock stars... Cause I am Techno\n[00:55.52] Destructo, and I come from beyond Venus, beyond Jupiter, and that's\n[01:00.07] Way past Uranus, buddy. And I come from here with a mission...\n[01:07.28] Give up the decadent rock and roll lifestyle and join me and the Master\n[01:11.00] In a holy jihad to rid the universe of his deadly enemies.\n[01:20.85] GWAR will serve the Master... or GWAR will die!\n[01:53.90] I'm the walking nightmare with the microchip brain\n[01:55.97] A megaton bufferin to forever end your pain\n[01:58.06] When it comes to taking life I'm the cosmic leach\n[02:00.47] I'll make World War III seem like Sunday at the beach!\n[02:08.07] Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the massive Pukeoplex\n[02:11.63] Organized Death Arena, where tonight we've got that intergalactic potato\n[02:15.30] Masher Techno Destructo facing off against Oderus Urungus and Irish\n[02:19.74] Kid in a no holds barred... Woah! They haven't even shaken hands and\n[02:26.41] Oderus has been pounded in the nuts with a Marshall stack... What's Techno\n[02:33.23] Doing? He's breaking open his skull! He's. he's... he's making a meal\n[02:40.13] Out of Oderus's brain!\n[03:13.34] I can't comprehend on how you get your thrills\n[03:15.24] Dicing up worms and making love to roadkill\n[03:15.71] The decadence of you lives was just as clear as glass\n[03:17.46] Now it's broken into shards I can shove into your ass!\n[03:26.78] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n title: Techno's Song\n artist: Gwar\n album: Hell-O! 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Cause I am Techno\n Destructo, and I come from beyond Venus, beyond Jupiter, and that's\n Way past Uranus, buddy. And I come from here with a mission...\n Give up the decadent rock and roll lifestyle and join me and the Master\n In a holy jihad to rid the universe of his deadly enemies.\n\n GWAR will serve the Master... or GWAR will die!\n\n I'm the walking nightmare with the microchip brain\n A megaton bufferin to forever end your pain\n When it comes to taking life I'm the cosmic leach\n I'll make World War III seem like Sunday at the beach!\n\n Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the massive Pukeoplex\n Organized Death Arena, where tonight we've got that intergalactic potato\n Masher Techno Destructo facing off against Oderus Urungus and Irish\n Kid in a no holds barred... Woah! They haven't even shaken hands and\n Oderus has been pounded in the nuts with a Marshall stack... What's Techno\n Doing? He's breaking open his skull! 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And I come from here with a mission...\nGive up the decadent rock and roll lifestyle and join me and the Master\nIn a holy jihad to rid the universe of his deadly enemies.\n\nGWAR will serve the Master... or GWAR will die!\n\nI'm the walking nightmare with the microchip brain\nA megaton bufferin to forever end your pain\nWhen it comes to taking life I'm the cosmic leach\nI'll make World War III seem like Sunday at the beach!\n\nGood evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the massive Pukeoplex\nOrganized Death Arena, where tonight we've got that intergalactic potato\nMasher Techno Destructo facing off against Oderus Urungus and Irish\nKid in a no holds barred... Woah! They haven't even shaken hands and\nOderus has been pounded in the nuts with a Marshall stack... What's Techno\nDoing? He's breaking open his skull! He's. he's... he's making a meal\nOut of Oderus's brain!\n\nI can't comprehend on how you get your thrills\nDicing up worms and making love to roadkill\nThe decadence of you lives was just as clear as glass\nNow it's broken into shards I can shove into your ass!","syncedLyrics":"[00:29.09]Ahhh...\n[00:30.99]Now that the cosmic control tape is in my grasp, this band will play\n[00:34.76]Anything I want perfectly the first time through...\n[00:37.56]And you know While I was sitting on the toilet the other day I wrote\n[00:40.23]This ditty and I though you guys, like, might like to play it for me,\n[00:47.84]Cause I am Techno Destructo and I can out-fight, out-fuck, and out-fart\n[00:52.34]Any of you lame-ass motherfuckin' rock stars... Cause I am Techno\n[00:55.52]Destructo, and I come from beyond Venus, beyond Jupiter, and that's\n[01:00.07]Way past Uranus, buddy. 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Cause I am Techno\n Destructo, and I come from beyond Venus, beyond Jupiter, and that's\n Way past Uranus, buddy. And I come from here with a mission...\n Give up the decadent rock and roll lifestyle and join me and the Master\n In a holy jihad to rid the universe of his deadly enemies.\n\n GWAR will serve the Master... or GWAR will die!\n\n I'm the walking nightmare with the microchip brain\n A megaton bufferin to forever end your pain\n When it comes to taking life I'm the cosmic leach\n I'll make World War III seem like Sunday at the beach!\n\n Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the massive Pukeoplex\n Organized Death Arena, where tonight we've got that intergalactic potato\n Masher Techno Destructo facing off against Oderus Urungus and Irish\n Kid in a no holds barred... Woah! They haven't even shaken hands and\n Oderus has been pounded in the nuts with a Marshall stack... What's Techno\n Doing? He's breaking open his skull! He's. he's... he's making a meal\n Out of Oderus's brain!\n\n I can't comprehend on how you get your thrills\n Dicing up worms and making love to roadkill\n The decadence of you lives was just as clear as glass\n Now it's broken into shards I can shove into your ass!\n"}]