[{"id":38448253,"name":"Judge Juniqua (Skit)","trackName":"Judge Juniqua (Skit)","artistName":"Drama Squad","albumName":"Malpractice","duration":136.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"This is Judge Janiqua Courtroom\nWhere if you don't pay, your ass go to jail\nThe plaintiff is suing for mental anguish\nBut the descendant says she's a muthafuckin' lie\nLet's see what happens\nAll rise, the honorable Judge Janiqua presidin'\nWith her lyin' ass\n\nCourt is now in session\nPlease, niggas, put your blunts out\nPresidin' over this courtroom here is Judge Janiqua\nAnd what I got before me here is the plaintiff\nLaquinta Pinta Jones\n\nAnd the descendant, Dijonase Brown\nArguin' over the legitimacy of these babies they got\nNow who wants to go first?\nThat'd be me\n\nShout out to Monifa\nMonifa, I told you I was gonna hook you up on TV anyway, girl\nBut anyway, look\n\nI'm suing this ho for mental anguishes because\n(Ho?) Ho, ho\n\n(Fuck you, bitch)\n'Cause I did not get my rent paid 'cause she stole my baby daddy\n\n(Aw man)\nAnd she claim that lil' nappy head baby she got is his\n(That is not—\nDo you know what, first of all\nJudge\nThat ain't even her baby father)\nYes it is, yes it is, he was my first\n(Prove that shit, prove that shit)\n\nHe was my first, he was my first\n(Alright, order the courtroom right now\nFirst of all—)\n(No, first)\nFirst of all, don't no ho call and get called\n\nExcept for I'm callin' it a ho\n\nNow, let me see the birth certificates\n\nWell, I-I don't, um\nI don't actually have mine right now 'cause he was on tour\n(See, see that shit, Judge? See that shit?)\nHe was on tour, but that's his, that's his baby\nHe come over there and bring the Pampers every week\nWell, let me see your birth certificate\n(Well, I got the name on the birth certificate)\nDo you got yours?\nShe made that shit on a computer at home\nLet me review this here, okay\n\nLet's see, you got a birth certificate, you don't\nOnly way I can solve this is to ask one question\n\nWhich one of y'all sucked his dick?\nI did\n\nDid you suck his dick?\n(I don't suck dick)\nSee, I told—and Deshawn would not\nFuck with no ho that didn't suck dick\n(That's true)\nQuiet in the courtroom, quiet in the courtroom\nQuiet in the courtroom, let me think about it\nAlright, I thought about it\n\nLaquinta Pinta, the plaintiff gets the case\nCase to Laquinta Pinta for sucking dick\n(Aw, judge)\nNow see the bailiff on the way out\nAnd don't get his balls in your mouth\nThank you very much, thank you very much\nShout out to Brooklyn, Brooklyn, no doubt\nAnd Brick City","syncedLyrics":"[00:01.54] This is Judge Janiqua Courtroom\n[00:04.80] Where if you don't pay, your ass go to jail\n[00:08.20] The plaintiff is suing for mental anguish\n[00:11.41] But the descendant says she's a muthafuckin' lie\n[00:15.32] Let's see what happens\n[00:17.33] All rise, the honorable Judge Janiqua presidin'\n[00:21.59] With her lyin' ass\n[00:24.28] Court is now in session\n[00:26.17] Please, niggas, put your blunts out\n[00:28.65] Presidin' over this courtroom here is Judge Janiqua\n[00:31.90] And what I got before me here is the plaintiff\n[00:35.13] Laquinta Pinta Jones\n[00:37.34] And the descendant, Dijonase Brown\n[00:40.96] Arguin' over the legitimacy of these babies they got\n[00:43.59] Now who wants to go first?\n[00:45.58] That'd be me\n[00:47.50] Shout out to Monifa\n[00:48.49] Monifa, I told you I was gonna hook you up on TV anyway, girl\n[00:50.46] But anyway, look\n[00:52.34] I'm suing this ho for mental anguishes because\n[00:57.09] (Ho?) Ho, ho\n[00:58.69] (Fuck you, bitch)\n[00:58.93] 'Cause I did not get my rent paid 'cause she stole my baby daddy\n[01:02.30] (Aw man)\n[01:02.36] And she claim that lil' nappy head baby she got is his\n[01:04.59] (That is not—\n[01:05.17] Do you know what, first of all\n[01:06.69] Judge\n[01:06.94] That ain't even her baby father)\n[01:08.50] Yes it is, yes it is, he was my first\n[01:09.91] (Prove that shit, prove that shit)\n[01:11.49] He was my first, he was my first\n[01:12.01] (Alright, order the courtroom right now\n[01:13.82] First of all—)\n[01:14.40] (No, first)\n[01:15.13] First of all, don't no ho call and get called\n[01:17.95] Except for I'm callin' it a ho\n[01:20.40] Now, let me see the birth certificates\n[01:23.12] Well, I-I don't, um\n[01:24.92] I don't actually have mine right now 'cause he was on tour\n[01:27.65] (See, see that shit, Judge? See that shit?)\n[01:29.12] He was on tour, but that's his, that's his baby\n[01:31.46] He come over there and bring the Pampers every week\n[01:33.40] Well, let me see your birth certificate\n[01:34.49] (Well, I got the name on the birth certificate)\n[01:34.55] Do you got yours?\n[01:35.98] She made that shit on a computer at home\n[01:37.99] Let me review this here, okay\n[01:40.95] Let's see, you got a birth certificate, you don't\n[01:44.24] Only way I can solve this is to ask one question\n[01:46.94] Which one of y'all sucked his dick?\n[01:48.04] I did\n[01:49.54] Did you suck his dick?\n[01:51.78] (I don't suck dick)\n[01:53.04] See, I told—and Deshawn would not\n[01:54.71] Fuck with no ho that didn't suck dick\n[01:56.37] (That's true)\n[01:57.72] Quiet in the courtroom, quiet in the courtroom\n[01:59.32] Quiet in the courtroom, let me think about it\n[02:01.84] Alright, I thought about it\n[02:03.96] Laquinta Pinta, the plaintiff gets the case\n[02:06.77] Case to Laquinta Pinta for sucking dick\n[02:08.79] (Aw, judge)\n[02:08.88] Now see the bailiff on the way out\n[02:10.22] And don't get his balls in your mouth\n[02:11.72] Thank you very much, thank you very much\n[02:13.38] Shout out to Brooklyn, Brooklyn, no doubt\n[02:15.08] And Brick City\n[02:16.40] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Judge Juniqua (Skit)\n  artist: Drama Squad\n  album: Malpractice\n  duration_ms: 136400\n  instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: This is Judge Janiqua Courtroom\n  start_ms: 1540\n  end_ms: 4800\n- text: Where if you don't pay, your ass go to jail\n  start_ms: 4800\n  end_ms: 8200\n- text: The plaintiff is suing for mental anguish\n  start_ms: 8200\n  end_ms: 11410\n- text: But the descendant says she's a muthafuckin' lie\n  start_ms: 11410\n  end_ms: 15320\n- text: Let's see what happens\n  start_ms: 15320\n  end_ms: 17330\n- text: All rise, the honorable Judge Janiqua presidin'\n  start_ms: 17330\n  end_ms: 21590\n- text: With her lyin' ass\n  start_ms: 21590\n  end_ms: 24280\n- text: Court is now in session\n  start_ms: 24280\n  end_ms: 26170\n- text: Please, niggas, put your blunts out\n  start_ms: 26170\n  end_ms: 28650\n- text: Presidin' over this courtroom here is Judge Janiqua\n  start_ms: 28650\n  end_ms: 31900\n- text: And what I got before me here is the plaintiff\n  start_ms: 31900\n  end_ms: 35130\n- text: Laquinta Pinta Jones\n  start_ms: 35130\n  end_ms: 37340\n- text: And the descendant, Dijonase Brown\n  start_ms: 37340\n  end_ms: 40960\n- text: Arguin' over the legitimacy of these babies they got\n  start_ms: 40960\n  end_ms: 43590\n- text: Now who wants to go first?\n  start_ms: 43590\n  end_ms: 45580\n- text: That'd be me\n  start_ms: 45580\n  end_ms: 47500\n- text: Shout out to Monifa\n  start_ms: 47500\n  end_ms: 48490\n- text: Monifa, I told you I was gonna hook you up on TV anyway, girl\n  start_ms: 48490\n  end_ms: 50460\n- text: But anyway, look\n  start_ms: 50460\n  end_ms: 52340\n- text: I'm suing this ho for mental anguishes because\n  start_ms: 52340\n  end_ms: 57090\n- text: (Ho?) 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See that shit?)\n  He was on tour, but that's his, that's his baby\n  He come over there and bring the Pampers every week\n  Well, let me see your birth certificate\n  (Well, I got the name on the birth certificate)\n  Do you got yours?\n  She made that shit on a computer at home\n  Let me review this here, okay\n\n  Let's see, you got a birth certificate, you don't\n  Only way I can solve this is to ask one question\n\n  Which one of y'all sucked his dick?\n  I did\n\n  Did you suck his dick?\n  (I don't suck dick)\n  See, I told—and Deshawn would not\n  Fuck with no ho that didn't suck dick\n  (That's true)\n  Quiet in the courtroom, quiet in the courtroom\n  Quiet in the courtroom, let me think about it\n  Alright, I thought about it\n\n  Laquinta Pinta, the plaintiff gets the case\n  Case to Laquinta Pinta for sucking dick\n  (Aw, judge)\n  Now see the bailiff on the way out\n  And don't get his balls in your mouth\n  Thank you very much, thank you very much\n  Shout out to Brooklyn, Brooklyn, no doubt\n  And Brick City\n"}]