[{"id":22957598,"name":"Packet Man (original LP‐mix)","trackName":"Packet Man (original LP‐mix)","artistName":"Digital Underground","albumName":"Packet Man","duration":280.920816,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets\ntoday? Yo, B, don't be throwin' on my jacket, ok?\nCool, just trying to get your attention\nSo you can take a look at this invention\nNow peep these, I got some more in my jacket\n(Man, what are these, condoms?) Uh uh: sex packets\nIt's like a pill, you can either chew it up\nOr like an alka-seltzer, dissolve it in a cup\nAnd get this: see the girl on the cover?\nYou black out, and she becomes your lover\n(You're trippin) no, I'm serious, these are authentic\n(Yeah, well I don't take hallucenogenics)\nWrong again, my man, this is way more real\nBut since you know everything, I'll make someone else a deal\n\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\n\n(Well now you got me curious, I'm kind thinkin bout buyin it)\nThree for ten dollars, it can't hurt to try it\n(Well what exactly do I get?)\nWell read what it says, look at the picture (Bet\nIt says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, hips 33,\nHmmm, this one here says young black virgin\nMan this is crazy, I'm gonna have to splure an\nget me a few of these things. How long do they last?)\nWell it depends, let's see\nThese cheap ones here are ten minutes\nBut these are extra power, they last about a half an hour\nAnd these here sell for bout 40\n'Cause you get two girls (Yeah it says orgy)\nRight, and if you're married, it's no big deal\nYou're not cheating at all, you're just poppin a pill\nAnd if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack\nIt's cool, take a packet fool\nBiochemically compacted sexual affection\nNow here, take a look at my selection\n\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\n\n(OK, I want these two boxes of three\nAnd give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy\nAnd, by the way, I need something for my woman)\nSure, I got guy packets (Cool, give me some of em)\nNow let me tell you how to take it:\nEither sit of lie down, and you really should be naked\nOtherwise you're gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean?\nThis is more then just a dream\nIt's very realistic and it's gonna blow your mind\nSo be careful: only take one at a time\nAnd never take one behind the wheel\nYou'll black out and hit a pole (Cool, let's make the deal)\nThese are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10\nJust give me a hundred dollars, I'll call it even\nBut don't pull your money out yet, see\nThere's one or two narcs in this area that sweat me\nOver here, (Yeah, this looks kinda cool\n20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove)\nHere's my number, in case you need to reach me again\nAnd remember, you need to be as safe as you can\nThere's only one thing safer then using your hand\nDial that beeper number, and call the packet man\n\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man","syncedLyrics":null,"lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Packet Man (original LP‐mix)\n  artist: Digital Underground\n  album: Packet Man\n  duration_ms: 280921\n  instrumental: false\nlines: []\nplain: |-\n  Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets\n  today? Yo, B, don't be throwin' on my jacket, ok?\n  Cool, just trying to get your attention\n  So you can take a look at this invention\n  Now peep these, I got some more in my jacket\n  (Man, what are these, condoms?) Uh uh: sex packets\n  It's like a pill, you can either chew it up\n  Or like an alka-seltzer, dissolve it in a cup\n  And get this: see the girl on the cover?\n  You black out, and she becomes your lover\n  (You're trippin) no, I'm serious, these are authentic\n  (Yeah, well I don't take hallucenogenics)\n  Wrong again, my man, this is way more real\n  But since you know everything, I'll make someone else a deal\n\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n\n  (Well now you got me curious, I'm kind thinkin bout buyin it)\n  Three for ten dollars, it can't hurt to try it\n  (Well what exactly do I get?)\n  Well read what it says, look at the picture (Bet\n  It says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, hips 33,\n  Hmmm, this one here says young black virgin\n  Man this is crazy, I'm gonna have to splure an\n  get me a few of these things. How long do they last?)\n  Well it depends, let's see\n  These cheap ones here are ten minutes\n  But these are extra power, they last about a half an hour\n  And these here sell for bout 40\n  'Cause you get two girls (Yeah it says orgy)\n  Right, and if you're married, it's no big deal\n  You're not cheating at all, you're just poppin a pill\n  And if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack\n  It's cool, take a packet fool\n  Biochemically compacted sexual affection\n  Now here, take a look at my selection\n\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n\n  (OK, I want these two boxes of three\n  And give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy\n  And, by the way, I need something for my woman)\n  Sure, I got guy packets (Cool, give me some of em)\n  Now let me tell you how to take it:\n  Either sit of lie down, and you really should be naked\n  Otherwise you're gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean?\n  This is more then just a dream\n  It's very realistic and it's gonna blow your mind\n  So be careful: only take one at a time\n  And never take one behind the wheel\n  You'll black out and hit a pole (Cool, let's make the deal)\n  These are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10\n  Just give me a hundred dollars, I'll call it even\n  But don't pull your money out yet, see\n  There's one or two narcs in this area that sweat me\n  Over here, (Yeah, this looks kinda cool\n  20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove)\n  Here's my number, in case you need to reach me again\n  And remember, you need to be as safe as you can\n  There's only one thing safer then using your hand\n  Dial that beeper number, and call the packet man\n\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n"},{"id":16852439,"name":"Packet Man (LP version)","trackName":"Packet Man (LP version)","artistName":"Digital Underground","albumName":"Doowutchyalike / Packet Man","duration":279.823673,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets\ntoday? Yo, B, don't be throwin' on my jacket, ok?\nCool, just trying to get your attention\nSo you can take a look at this invention\nNow peep these, I got some more in my jacket\n(Man, what are these, condoms?) Uh uh: sex packets\nIt's like a pill, you can either chew it up\nOr like an alka-seltzer, dissolve it in a cup\nAnd get this: see the girl on the cover?\nYou black out, and she becomes your lover\n(You're trippin) no, I'm serious, these are authentic\n(Yeah, well I don't take hallucenogenics)\nWrong again, my man, this is way more real\nBut since you know everything, I'll make someone else a deal\n\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\n\n(Well now you got me curious, I'm kind thinkin bout buyin it)\nThree for ten dollars, it can't hurt to try it\n(Well what exactly do I get?)\nWell read what it says, look at the picture (Bet\nIt says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, hips 33,\nHmmm, this one here says young black virgin\nMan this is crazy, I'm gonna have to splure an\nget me a few of these things. How long do they last?)\nWell it depends, let's see\nThese cheap ones here are ten minutes\nBut these are extra power, they last about a half an hour\nAnd these here sell for bout 40\n'Cause you get two girls (Yeah it says orgy)\nRight, and if you're married, it's no big deal\nYou're not cheating at all, you're just poppin a pill\nAnd if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack\nIt's cool, take a packet fool\nBiochemically compacted sexual affection\nNow here, take a look at my selection\n\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\n\n(OK, I want these two boxes of three\nAnd give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy\nAnd, by the way, I need something for my woman)\nSure, I got guy packets (Cool, give me some of em)\nNow let me tell you how to take it:\nEither sit of lie down, and you really should be naked\nOtherwise you're gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean?\nThis is more then just a dream\nIt's very realistic and it's gonna blow your mind\nSo be careful: only take one at a time\nAnd never take one behind the wheel\nYou'll black out and hit a pole (Cool, let's make the deal)\nThese are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10\nJust give me a hundred dollars, I'll call it even\nBut don't pull your money out yet, see\nThere's one or two narcs in this area that sweat me\nOver here, (Yeah, this looks kinda cool\n20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove)\nHere's my number, in case you need to reach me again\nAnd remember, you need to be as safe as you can\nThere's only one thing safer then using your hand\nDial that beeper number, and call the packet man\n\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man","syncedLyrics":"[00:18.94] Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets\n[00:20.72] today? Yo, B, don't be throwin' on my jacket, ok?\n[00:24.37] Cool, just trying to get your attention\n[00:26.21] So you can take a look at this invention\n[00:28.03] Now peep these, I got some more in my jacket\n[00:31.62] (Man, what are these, condoms?) Uh uh: sex packets\n[00:33.43] It's like a pill, you can either chew it up\n[00:36.11] Or like an alka-seltzer, dissolve it in a cup\n[00:38.84] And get this: see the girl on the cover?\n[00:41.58] You black out, and she becomes your lover\n[00:43.30] (You're trippin) no, I'm serious, these are authentic\n[00:46.08] (Yeah, well I don't take hallucenogenics)\n[00:47.88] Wrong again, my man, this is way more real\n[00:50.55] But since you know everything, I'll make someone else a deal\n[00:53.34] Yeah he's the packet man\n[00:55.99] Yeah he's the packet man\n[01:01.44] Yeah he's the packet man\n[01:04.11] Yeah he's the packet man\n[01:11.40] (Well now you got me curious, I'm kind thinkin bout buyin it)\n[01:15.85] Three for ten dollars, it can't hurt to try it\n[01:17.62] (Well what exactly do I get?)\n[01:19.42] Well read what it says, look at the picture (Bet\n[01:22.14] It says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, hips 33,\n[01:27.68] Hmmm, this one here says young black virgin\n[01:30.34] Man this is crazy, I'm gonna have to splure an\n[01:32.18] get me a few of these things. How long do they last?)\n[01:35.74] Well it depends, let's see\n[01:37.54] These cheap ones here are ten minutes\n[01:39.39] But these are extra power, they last about a half an hour\n[01:42.89] And these here sell for bout 40\n[01:44.65] 'Cause you get two girls (Yeah it says orgy)\n[01:47.34] Right, and if you're married, it's no big deal\n[01:49.11] You're not cheating at all, you're just poppin a pill\n[01:51.83] And if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack\n[01:54.56] It's cool, take a packet fool\n[01:57.25] Biochemically compacted sexual affection\n[01:59.95] Now here, take a look at my selection\n[02:02.70] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:05.46] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:10.80] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:15.39] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:20.76] (OK, I want these two boxes of three\n[02:23.49] And give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy\n[02:26.17] And, by the way, I need something for my woman)\n[02:28.83] Sure, I got guy packets (Cool, give me some of em)\n[02:31.72] Now let me tell you how to take it:\n[02:33.57] Either sit of lie down, and you really should be naked\n[02:36.27] Otherwise you're gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean?\n[02:39.84] This is more then just a dream\n[02:41.67] It's very realistic and it's gonna blow your mind\n[02:43.42] So be careful: only take one at a time\n[02:46.16] And never take one behind the wheel\n[02:47.98] You'll black out and hit a pole (Cool, let's make the deal)\n[02:50.66] These are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10\n[02:53.35] Just give me a hundred dollars, I'll call it even\n[02:56.03] But don't pull your money out yet, see\n[02:57.84] There's one or two narcs in this area that sweat me\n[03:00.60] Over here, (Yeah, this looks kinda cool\n[03:03.38] 20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove)\n[03:05.14] Here's my number, in case you need to reach me again\n[03:07.89] And remember, you need to be as safe as you can\n[03:10.53] There's only one thing safer then using your hand\n[03:13.28] Dial that beeper number, and call the packet man\n[03:15.91] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:18.66] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:24.05] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:28.66] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:34.92] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Packet Man (LP version)\n  artist: Digital Underground\n  album: Doowutchyalike / Packet Man\n  duration_ms: 279824\n  instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets\n  start_ms: 18940\n  end_ms: 20720\n- text: today? 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Yo, B, don't be throwin' on my jacket, ok?\n  Cool, just trying to get your attention\n  So you can take a look at this invention\n  Now peep these, I got some more in my jacket\n  (Man, what are these, condoms?) Uh uh: sex packets\n  It's like a pill, you can either chew it up\n  Or like an alka-seltzer, dissolve it in a cup\n  And get this: see the girl on the cover?\n  You black out, and she becomes your lover\n  (You're trippin) no, I'm serious, these are authentic\n  (Yeah, well I don't take hallucenogenics)\n  Wrong again, my man, this is way more real\n  But since you know everything, I'll make someone else a deal\n\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n\n  (Well now you got me curious, I'm kind thinkin bout buyin it)\n  Three for ten dollars, it can't hurt to try it\n  (Well what exactly do I get?)\n  Well read what it says, look at the picture (Bet\n  It says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, hips 33,\n  Hmmm, this one here says young black virgin\n  Man this is crazy, I'm gonna have to splure an\n  get me a few of these things. How long do they last?)\n  Well it depends, let's see\n  These cheap ones here are ten minutes\n  But these are extra power, they last about a half an hour\n  And these here sell for bout 40\n  'Cause you get two girls (Yeah it says orgy)\n  Right, and if you're married, it's no big deal\n  You're not cheating at all, you're just poppin a pill\n  And if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack\n  It's cool, take a packet fool\n  Biochemically compacted sexual affection\n  Now here, take a look at my selection\n\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n\n  (OK, I want these two boxes of three\n  And give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy\n  And, by the way, I need something for my woman)\n  Sure, I got guy packets (Cool, give me some of em)\n  Now let me tell you how to take it:\n  Either sit of lie down, and you really should be naked\n  Otherwise you're gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean?\n  This is more then just a dream\n  It's very realistic and it's gonna blow your mind\n  So be careful: only take one at a time\n  And never take one behind the wheel\n  You'll black out and hit a pole (Cool, let's make the deal)\n  These are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10\n  Just give me a hundred dollars, I'll call it even\n  But don't pull your money out yet, see\n  There's one or two narcs in this area that sweat me\n  Over here, (Yeah, this looks kinda cool\n  20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove)\n  Here's my number, in case you need to reach me again\n  And remember, you need to be as safe as you can\n  There's only one thing safer then using your hand\n  Dial that beeper number, and call the packet man\n\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n"},{"id":15557240,"name":"Packet Man (LP-Version)","trackName":"Packet Man (LP-Version)","artistName":"Digital Underground","albumName":"Doowutchyalike (Remix) / Packet Man","duration":279.823673,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets\ntoday? Yo, B, don't be throwin' on my jacket, ok?\nCool, just trying to get your attention\nSo you can take a look at this invention\nNow peep these, I got some more in my jacket\n(Man, what are these, condoms?) Uh uh: sex packets\nIt's like a pill, you can either chew it up\nOr like an alka-seltzer, dissolve it in a cup\nAnd get this: see the girl on the cover?\nYou black out, and she becomes your lover\n(You're trippin) no, I'm serious, these are authentic\n(Yeah, well I don't take hallucenogenics)\nWrong again, my man, this is way more real\nBut since you know everything, I'll make someone else a deal\n\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\n\n(Well now you got me curious, I'm kind thinkin bout buyin it)\nThree for ten dollars, it can't hurt to try it\n(Well what exactly do I get?)\nWell read what it says, look at the picture (Bet\nIt says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, hips 33,\nHmmm, this one here says young black virgin\nMan this is crazy, I'm gonna have to splure an\nget me a few of these things. How long do they last?)\nWell it depends, let's see\nThese cheap ones here are ten minutes\nBut these are extra power, they last about a half an hour\nAnd these here sell for bout 40\n'Cause you get two girls (Yeah it says orgy)\nRight, and if you're married, it's no big deal\nYou're not cheating at all, you're just poppin a pill\nAnd if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack\nIt's cool, take a packet fool\nBiochemically compacted sexual affection\nNow here, take a look at my selection\n\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\n\n(OK, I want these two boxes of three\nAnd give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy\nAnd, by the way, I need something for my woman)\nSure, I got guy packets (Cool, give me some of em)\nNow let me tell you how to take it:\nEither sit of lie down, and you really should be naked\nOtherwise you're gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean?\nThis is more then just a dream\nIt's very realistic and it's gonna blow your mind\nSo be careful: only take one at a time\nAnd never take one behind the wheel\nYou'll black out and hit a pole (Cool, let's make the deal)\nThese are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10\nJust give me a hundred dollars, I'll call it even\nBut don't pull your money out yet, see\nThere's one or two narcs in this area that sweat me\nOver here, (Yeah, this looks kinda cool\n20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove)\nHere's my number, in case you need to reach me again\nAnd remember, you need to be as safe as you can\nThere's only one thing safer then using your hand\nDial that beeper number, and call the packet man\n\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man","syncedLyrics":"[00:18.94] Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets\n[00:20.72] today? Yo, B, don't be throwin' on my jacket, ok?\n[00:24.37] Cool, just trying to get your attention\n[00:26.21] So you can take a look at this invention\n[00:28.03] Now peep these, I got some more in my jacket\n[00:31.62] (Man, what are these, condoms?) Uh uh: sex packets\n[00:33.43] It's like a pill, you can either chew it up\n[00:36.11] Or like an alka-seltzer, dissolve it in a cup\n[00:38.84] And get this: see the girl on the cover?\n[00:41.58] You black out, and she becomes your lover\n[00:43.30] (You're trippin) no, I'm serious, these are authentic\n[00:46.08] (Yeah, well I don't take hallucenogenics)\n[00:47.88] Wrong again, my man, this is way more real\n[00:50.55] But since you know everything, I'll make someone else a deal\n[00:53.34] Yeah he's the packet man\n[00:55.99] Yeah he's the packet man\n[01:01.44] Yeah he's the packet man\n[01:04.11] Yeah he's the packet man\n[01:11.40] (Well now you got me curious, I'm kind thinkin bout buyin it)\n[01:15.85] Three for ten dollars, it can't hurt to try it\n[01:17.62] (Well what exactly do I get?)\n[01:19.42] Well read what it says, look at the picture (Bet\n[01:22.14] It says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, hips 33,\n[01:27.68] Hmmm, this one here says young black virgin\n[01:30.34] Man this is crazy, I'm gonna have to splure an\n[01:32.18] get me a few of these things. How long do they last?)\n[01:35.74] Well it depends, let's see\n[01:37.54] These cheap ones here are ten minutes\n[01:39.39] But these are extra power, they last about a half an hour\n[01:42.89] And these here sell for bout 40\n[01:44.65] 'Cause you get two girls (Yeah it says orgy)\n[01:47.34] Right, and if you're married, it's no big deal\n[01:49.11] You're not cheating at all, you're just poppin a pill\n[01:51.83] And if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack\n[01:54.56] It's cool, take a packet fool\n[01:57.25] Biochemically compacted sexual affection\n[01:59.95] Now here, take a look at my selection\n[02:02.70] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:05.46] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:10.80] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:15.39] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:20.76] (OK, I want these two boxes of three\n[02:23.49] And give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy\n[02:26.17] And, by the way, I need something for my woman)\n[02:28.83] Sure, I got guy packets (Cool, give me some of em)\n[02:31.72] Now let me tell you how to take it:\n[02:33.57] Either sit of lie down, and you really should be naked\n[02:36.27] Otherwise you're gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean?\n[02:39.84] This is more then just a dream\n[02:41.67] It's very realistic and it's gonna blow your mind\n[02:43.42] So be careful: only take one at a time\n[02:46.16] And never take one behind the wheel\n[02:47.98] You'll black out and hit a pole (Cool, let's make the deal)\n[02:50.66] These are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10\n[02:53.35] Just give me a hundred dollars, I'll call it even\n[02:56.03] But don't pull your money out yet, see\n[02:57.84] There's one or two narcs in this area that sweat me\n[03:00.60] Over here, (Yeah, this looks kinda cool\n[03:03.38] 20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove)\n[03:05.14] Here's my number, in case you need to reach me again\n[03:07.89] And remember, you need to be as safe as you can\n[03:10.53] There's only one thing safer then using your hand\n[03:13.28] Dial that beeper number, and call the packet man\n[03:15.91] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:18.66] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:24.05] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:28.66] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:34.92] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Packet Man (LP-Version)\n  artist: Digital Underground\n  album: Doowutchyalike (Remix) / Packet Man\n  duration_ms: 279824\n  instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets\n  start_ms: 18940\n  end_ms: 20720\n- text: today? 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Yo, B, don't be throwin' on my jacket, ok?\n  Cool, just trying to get your attention\n  So you can take a look at this invention\n  Now peep these, I got some more in my jacket\n  (Man, what are these, condoms?) 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Yo, B, don't be throwin' on my jacket, ok?\nCool, just trying to get your attention\nSo you can take a look at this invention\nNow peep these, I got some more in my jacket\n(Man, what are these, condoms?) 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How long do they last?)\nWell it depends, let's see\nThese cheap ones here are ten minutes\nBut these are extra power, they last about a half an hour\nAnd these here sell for bout 40\n'Cause you get two girls (Yeah it says orgy)\nRight, and if you're married, it's no big deal\nYou're not cheating at all, you're just poppin a pill\nAnd if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack\nIt's cool, take a packet fool\nBiochemically compacted sexual affection\nNow here, take a look at my selection\n\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\n\n(OK, I want these two boxes of three\nAnd give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy\nAnd, by the way, I need something for my woman)\nSure, I got guy packets (Cool, give me some of em)\nNow let me tell you how to take it:\nEither sit of lie down, and you really should be naked\nOtherwise you're gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean?\nThis is more then just a dream\nIt's very realistic and it's gonna blow your mind\nSo be careful: only take one at a time\nAnd never take one behind the wheel\nYou'll black out and hit a pole (Cool, let's make the deal)\nThese are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10\nJust give me a hundred dollars, I'll call it even\nBut don't pull your money out yet, see\nThere's one or two narcs in this area that sweat me\nOver here, (Yeah, this looks kinda cool\n20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove)\nHere's my number, in case you need to reach me again\nAnd remember, you need to be as safe as you can\nThere's only one thing safer then using your hand\nDial that beeper number, and call the packet man\n\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man","syncedLyrics":"[00:18.94] Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets\n[00:20.72] Today? Yo, B, don't be throwin' on my jacket, ok?\n[00:24.37] Cool, just trying to get your attention\n[00:26.21] So you can take a look at this invention\n[00:28.03] Now peep these, I got some more in my jacket\n[00:31.62] (Man, what are these, condoms?) Uh uh: sex packets\n[00:33.43] It's like a pill, you can either chew it up\n[00:36.11] Or like an alka-seltzer, dissolve it in a cup\n[00:38.84] And get this: see the girl on the cover?\n[00:41.58] You black out, and she becomes your lover\n[00:43.30] (You're trippin) no, I'm serious, these are authentic\n[00:46.08] (Yeah, well I don't take hallucenogenics)\n[00:47.88] Wrong again, my man, this is way more real\n[00:50.55] But since you know everything, I'll make someone else a deal\n[00:53.34] Yeah he's the packet man\n[00:55.99] Yeah he's the packet man\n[01:01.44] Yeah he's the packet man\n[01:04.11] Yeah he's the packet man\n[01:11.40] (Well now you got me curious, I'm kind thinkin bout buyin it)\n[01:15.85] Three for ten dollars, it can't hurt to try it\n[01:17.62] (Well what exactly do I get?)\n[01:19.42] Well read what it says, look at the picture (Bet\n[01:22.14] It says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, hips 33,\n[01:27.68] Hmmm, this one here says young black virgin\n[01:30.34] Man this is crazy, I'm gonna have to splure an\n[01:32.18] Get me a few of these things. How long do they last?)\n[01:35.74] Well it depends, let's see\n[01:37.54] These cheap ones here are ten minutes\n[01:39.39] But these are extra power, they last about a half an hour\n[01:42.89] And these here sell for bout 40\n[01:44.65] 'Cause you get two girls (Yeah it says orgy)\n[01:47.34] Right, and if you're married, it's no big deal\n[01:49.11] You're not cheating at all, you're just poppin a pill\n[01:51.83] And if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack\n[01:54.56] It's cool, take a packet fool\n[01:57.25] Biochemically compacted sexual affection\n[01:59.95] Now here, take a look at my selection\n[02:02.70] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:05.46] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:10.80] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:15.39] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:20.76] (OK, I want these two boxes of three\n[02:23.49] And give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy\n[02:26.17] And, by the way, I need something for my woman)\n[02:28.83] Sure, I got guy packets (Cool, give me some of em)\n[02:31.72] Now let me tell you how to take it:\n[02:33.57] Either sit of lie down, and you really should be naked\n[02:36.27] Otherwise you're gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean?\n[02:39.84] This is more then just a dream\n[02:41.67] It's very realistic and it's gonna blow your mind\n[02:43.42] So be careful: only take one at a time\n[02:46.16] And never take one behind the wheel\n[02:47.98] You'll black out and hit a pole (Cool, let's make the deal)\n[02:50.66] These are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10\n[02:53.35] Just give me a hundred dollars, I'll call it even\n[02:56.03] But don't pull your money out yet, see\n[02:57.84] There's one or two narcs in this area that sweat me\n[03:00.60] Over here, (Yeah, this looks kinda cool\n[03:03.38] 20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove)\n[03:05.14] Here's my number, in case you need to reach me again\n[03:07.89] And remember, you need to be as safe as you can\n[03:10.53] There's only one thing safer then using your hand\n[03:13.28] Dial that beeper number, and call the packet man\n[03:15.91] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:18.66] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:24.05] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:28.66] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:34.92] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Packet Man\n  artist: Digital Underground\n  album: 'Playwutchyalike: The Best of Digital Underground'\n  duration_ms: 279000\n  instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets\n  start_ms: 18940\n  end_ms: 20720\n- text: Today? 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Uh uh: sex packets'\n  start_ms: 31620\n  end_ms: 33430\n- text: It's like a pill, you can either chew it up\n  start_ms: 33430\n  end_ms: 36110\n- text: Or like an alka-seltzer, dissolve it in a cup\n  start_ms: 36110\n  end_ms: 38840\n- text: 'And get this: see the girl on the cover?'\n  start_ms: 38840\n  end_ms: 41580\n- text: You black out, and she becomes your lover\n  start_ms: 41580\n  end_ms: 43300\n- text: (You're trippin) no, I'm serious, these are authentic\n  start_ms: 43300\n  end_ms: 46080\n- text: (Yeah, well I don't take hallucenogenics)\n  start_ms: 46080\n  end_ms: 47880\n- text: Wrong again, my man, this is way more real\n  start_ms: 47880\n  end_ms: 50550\n- text: But since you know everything, I'll make someone else a deal\n  start_ms: 50550\n  end_ms: 53340\n- text: Yeah he's the packet man\n  start_ms: 53340\n  end_ms: 55990\n- text: Yeah he's the packet man\n  start_ms: 55990\n  end_ms: 61440\n- text: Yeah he's the packet man\n  start_ms: 61440\n  end_ms: 64110\n- text: Yeah he's the packet man\n  start_ms: 64110\n  end_ms: 71400\n- text: (Well now you got me curious, I'm kind thinkin bout buyin it)\n  start_ms: 71400\n  end_ms: 75850\n- text: Three for ten dollars, it can't hurt to try it\n  start_ms: 75850\n  end_ms: 77620\n- text: (Well what exactly do I get?)\n  start_ms: 77620\n  end_ms: 79420\n- text: Well read what it says, look at the picture (Bet\n  start_ms: 79420\n  end_ms: 82140\n- text: It says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, hips 33,\n  start_ms: 82140\n  end_ms: 87680\n- text: Hmmm, this one here says young black virgin\n  start_ms: 87680\n  end_ms: 90340\n- text: Man this is crazy, I'm gonna have to splure an\n  start_ms: 90340\n  end_ms: 92180\n- text: Get me a few of these things. How long do they last?)\n  start_ms: 92180\n  end_ms: 95740\n- text: Well it depends, let's see\n  start_ms: 95740\n  end_ms: 97540\n- text: These cheap ones here are ten minutes\n  start_ms: 97540\n  end_ms: 99390\n- text: But these are extra power, they last about a half an hour\n  start_ms: 99390\n  end_ms: 102890\n- text: And these here sell for bout 40\n  start_ms: 102890\n  end_ms: 104650\n- text: '''Cause you get two girls (Yeah it says orgy)'\n  start_ms: 104650\n  end_ms: 107340\n- text: Right, and if you're married, it's no big deal\n  start_ms: 107340\n  end_ms: 109110\n- text: You're not cheating at all, you're just poppin a pill\n  start_ms: 109110\n  end_ms: 111830\n- text: And if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack\n  start_ms: 111830\n  end_ms: 114560\n- text: It's cool, take a packet fool\n  start_ms: 114560\n  end_ms: 117250\n- text: Biochemically compacted sexual affection\n  start_ms: 117250\n  end_ms: 119950\n- text: Now here, take a look at my selection\n  start_ms: 119950\n  end_ms: 122700\n- text: Yeah he's the packet man\n  start_ms: 122700\n  end_ms: 125460\n- text: Yeah he's the packet man\n  start_ms: 125460\n  end_ms: 130800\n- text: Yeah he's the packet man\n  start_ms: 130800\n  end_ms: 135390\n- text: Yeah he's the packet man\n  start_ms: 135390\n  end_ms: 140760\n- text: (OK, I want these two boxes of three\n  start_ms: 140760\n  end_ms: 143490\n- text: And give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy\n  start_ms: 143490\n  end_ms: 146170\n- text: And, by the way, I need something for my woman)\n  start_ms: 146170\n  end_ms: 148830\n- text: Sure, I got guy packets (Cool, give me some of em)\n  start_ms: 148830\n  end_ms: 151720\n- text: 'Now let me tell you how to take it:'\n  start_ms: 151720\n  end_ms: 153570\n- text: Either sit of lie down, and you really should be naked\n  start_ms: 153570\n  end_ms: 156270\n- text: Otherwise you're gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean?\n  start_ms: 156270\n  end_ms: 159840\n- text: This is more then just a dream\n  start_ms: 159840\n  end_ms: 161670\n- text: It's very realistic and it's gonna blow your mind\n  start_ms: 161670\n  end_ms: 163420\n- text: 'So be careful: only take one at a time'\n  start_ms: 163420\n  end_ms: 166160\n- text: And never take one behind the wheel\n  start_ms: 166160\n  end_ms: 167980\n- text: You'll black out and hit a pole (Cool, let's make the deal)\n  start_ms: 167980\n  end_ms: 170660\n- text: These are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10\n  start_ms: 170660\n  end_ms: 173350\n- text: Just give me a hundred dollars, I'll call it even\n  start_ms: 173350\n  end_ms: 176030\n- text: But don't pull your money out yet, see\n  start_ms: 176030\n  end_ms: 177840\n- text: There's one or two narcs in this area that sweat me\n  start_ms: 177840\n  end_ms: 180600\n- text: Over here, (Yeah, this looks kinda cool\n  start_ms: 180600\n  end_ms: 183380\n- text: 20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove)\n  start_ms: 183380\n  end_ms: 185140\n- text: Here's my number, in case you need to reach me again\n  start_ms: 185140\n  end_ms: 187890\n- text: And remember, you need to be as safe as you can\n  start_ms: 187890\n  end_ms: 190530\n- text: There's only one thing safer then using your hand\n  start_ms: 190530\n  end_ms: 193280\n- text: Dial that beeper number, and call the packet man\n  start_ms: 193280\n  end_ms: 195910\n- text: Yeah he's the packet man\n  start_ms: 195910\n  end_ms: 198660\n- text: Yeah he's the packet man\n  start_ms: 198660\n  end_ms: 204050\n- text: Yeah he's the packet man\n  start_ms: 204050\n  end_ms: 208660\n- text: Yeah he's the packet man\n  start_ms: 208660\n  end_ms: 214920\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 214920\nplain: |-\n  Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets\n  Today? Yo, B, don't be throwin' on my jacket, ok?\n  Cool, just trying to get your attention\n  So you can take a look at this invention\n  Now peep these, I got some more in my jacket\n  (Man, what are these, condoms?) Uh uh: sex packets\n  It's like a pill, you can either chew it up\n  Or like an alka-seltzer, dissolve it in a cup\n  And get this: see the girl on the cover?\n  You black out, and she becomes your lover\n  (You're trippin) no, I'm serious, these are authentic\n  (Yeah, well I don't take hallucenogenics)\n  Wrong again, my man, this is way more real\n  But since you know everything, I'll make someone else a deal\n\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n\n  (Well now you got me curious, I'm kind thinkin bout buyin it)\n  Three for ten dollars, it can't hurt to try it\n  (Well what exactly do I get?)\n  Well read what it says, look at the picture (Bet\n  It says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, hips 33,\n  Hmmm, this one here says young black virgin\n  Man this is crazy, I'm gonna have to splure an\n  Get me a few of these things. How long do they last?)\n  Well it depends, let's see\n  These cheap ones here are ten minutes\n  But these are extra power, they last about a half an hour\n  And these here sell for bout 40\n  'Cause you get two girls (Yeah it says orgy)\n  Right, and if you're married, it's no big deal\n  You're not cheating at all, you're just poppin a pill\n  And if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack\n  It's cool, take a packet fool\n  Biochemically compacted sexual affection\n  Now here, take a look at my selection\n\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n\n  (OK, I want these two boxes of three\n  And give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy\n  And, by the way, I need something for my woman)\n  Sure, I got guy packets (Cool, give me some of em)\n  Now let me tell you how to take it:\n  Either sit of lie down, and you really should be naked\n  Otherwise you're gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean?\n  This is more then just a dream\n  It's very realistic and it's gonna blow your mind\n  So be careful: only take one at a time\n  And never take one behind the wheel\n  You'll black out and hit a pole (Cool, let's make the deal)\n  These are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10\n  Just give me a hundred dollars, I'll call it even\n  But don't pull your money out yet, see\n  There's one or two narcs in this area that sweat me\n  Over here, (Yeah, this looks kinda cool\n  20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove)\n  Here's my number, in case you need to reach me again\n  And remember, you need to be as safe as you can\n  There's only one thing safer then using your hand\n  Dial that beeper number, and call the packet man\n\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n"},{"id":9021684,"name":"Packet Man","trackName":"Packet Man","artistName":"Digital Underground","albumName":"The Best Of Digital Underground: Playwutchyalike","duration":279.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets\ntoday? Yo, B, don't be throwin' on my jacket, ok?\nCool, just trying to get your attention\nSo you can take a look at this invention\nNow peep these, I got some more in my jacket\n(Man, what are these, condoms?) 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How long do they last?)\nWell it depends, let's see\nThese cheap ones here are ten minutes\nBut these are extra power, they last about a half an hour\nAnd these here sell for bout 40\n'Cause you get two girls (Yeah it says orgy)\nRight, and if you're married, it's no big deal\nYou're not cheating at all, you're just poppin a pill\nAnd if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack\nIt's cool, take a packet fool\nBiochemically compacted sexual affection\nNow here, take a look at my selection\n\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\n\n(OK, I want these two boxes of three\nAnd give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy\nAnd, by the way, I need something for my woman)\nSure, I got guy packets (Cool, give me some of em)\nNow let me tell you how to take it:\nEither sit of lie down, and you really should be naked\nOtherwise you're gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean?\nThis is more then just a dream\nIt's very realistic and it's gonna blow your mind\nSo be careful: only take one at a time\nAnd never take one behind the wheel\nYou'll black out and hit a pole (Cool, let's make the deal)\nThese are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10\nJust give me a hundred dollars, I'll call it even\nBut don't pull your money out yet, see\nThere's one or two narcs in this area that sweat me\nOver here, (Yeah, this looks kinda cool\n20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove)\nHere's my number, in case you need to reach me again\nAnd remember, you need to be as safe as you can\nThere's only one thing safer then using your hand\nDial that beeper number, and call the packet man\n\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man","syncedLyrics":"[00:18.94] Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets\n[00:20.72] today? Yo, B, don't be throwin' on my jacket, ok?\n[00:24.37] Cool, just trying to get your attention\n[00:26.21] So you can take a look at this invention\n[00:28.03] Now peep these, I got some more in my jacket\n[00:31.62] (Man, what are these, condoms?) Uh uh: sex packets\n[00:33.43] It's like a pill, you can either chew it up\n[00:36.11] Or like an alka-seltzer, dissolve it in a cup\n[00:38.84] And get this: see the girl on the cover?\n[00:41.58] You black out, and she becomes your lover\n[00:43.30] (You're trippin) no, I'm serious, these are authentic\n[00:46.08] (Yeah, well I don't take hallucenogenics)\n[00:47.88] Wrong again, my man, this is way more real\n[00:50.55] But since you know everything, I'll make someone else a deal\n[00:53.34] Yeah he's the packet man\n[00:55.99] Yeah he's the packet man\n[01:01.44] Yeah he's the packet man\n[01:04.11] Yeah he's the packet man\n[01:11.40] (Well now you got me curious, I'm kind thinkin bout buyin it)\n[01:15.85] Three for ten dollars, it can't hurt to try it\n[01:17.62] (Well what exactly do I get?)\n[01:19.42] Well read what it says, look at the picture (Bet\n[01:22.14] It says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, hips 33,\n[01:27.68] Hmmm, this one here says young black virgin\n[01:30.34] Man this is crazy, I'm gonna have to splure an\n[01:32.18] get me a few of these things. How long do they last?)\n[01:35.74] Well it depends, let's see\n[01:37.54] These cheap ones here are ten minutes\n[01:39.39] But these are extra power, they last about a half an hour\n[01:42.89] And these here sell for bout 40\n[01:44.65] 'Cause you get two girls (Yeah it says orgy)\n[01:47.34] Right, and if you're married, it's no big deal\n[01:49.11] You're not cheating at all, you're just poppin a pill\n[01:51.83] And if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack\n[01:54.56] It's cool, take a packet fool\n[01:57.25] Biochemically compacted sexual affection\n[01:59.95] Now here, take a look at my selection\n[02:02.70] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:05.46] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:10.80] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:15.39] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:20.76] (OK, I want these two boxes of three\n[02:23.49] And give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy\n[02:26.17] And, by the way, I need something for my woman)\n[02:28.83] Sure, I got guy packets (Cool, give me some of em)\n[02:31.72] Now let me tell you how to take it:\n[02:33.57] Either sit of lie down, and you really should be naked\n[02:36.27] Otherwise you're gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean?\n[02:39.84] This is more then just a dream\n[02:41.67] It's very realistic and it's gonna blow your mind\n[02:43.42] So be careful: only take one at a time\n[02:46.16] And never take one behind the wheel\n[02:47.98] You'll black out and hit a pole (Cool, let's make the deal)\n[02:50.66] These are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10\n[02:53.35] Just give me a hundred dollars, I'll call it even\n[02:56.03] But don't pull your money out yet, see\n[02:57.84] There's one or two narcs in this area that sweat me\n[03:00.60] Over here, (Yeah, this looks kinda cool\n[03:03.38] 20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove)\n[03:05.14] Here's my number, in case you need to reach me again\n[03:07.89] And remember, you need to be as safe as you can\n[03:10.53] There's only one thing safer then using your hand\n[03:13.28] Dial that beeper number, and call the packet man\n[03:15.91] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:18.66] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:24.05] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:28.66] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:34.92] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Packet Man\n  artist: Digital Underground\n  album: 'The Best Of Digital Underground: Playwutchyalike'\n  duration_ms: 279000\n  instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets\n  start_ms: 18940\n  end_ms: 20720\n- text: today? 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Yo, B, don't be throwin' on my jacket, ok?\n  Cool, just trying to get your attention\n  So you can take a look at this invention\n  Now peep these, I got some more in my jacket\n  (Man, what are these, condoms?) 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Yo, B, don't be throwin' on my jacket, ok?\nCool, just trying to get your attention\nSo you can take a look at this invention\nNow peep these, I got some more in my jacket\n(Man, what are these, condoms?) 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How long do they last?)\nWell it depends, let's see\nThese cheap ones here are ten minutes\nBut these are extra power, they last about a half an hour\nAnd these here sell for bout 40\n'Cause you get two girls (Yeah it says orgy)\nRight, and if you're married, it's no big deal\nYou're not cheating at all, you're just poppin a pill\nAnd if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack\nIt's cool, take a packet fool\nBiochemically compacted sexual affection\nNow here, take a look at my selection\n\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\n\n(OK, I want these two boxes of three\nAnd give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy\nAnd, by the way, I need something for my woman)\nSure, I got guy packets (Cool, give me some of em)\nNow let me tell you how to take it:\nEither sit of lie down, and you really should be naked\nOtherwise you're gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean?\nThis is more then just a dream\nIt's very realistic and it's gonna blow your mind\nSo be careful: only take one at a time\nAnd never take one behind the wheel\nYou'll black out and hit a pole (Cool, let's make the deal)\nThese are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10\nJust give me a hundred dollars, I'll call it even\nBut don't pull your money out yet, see\nThere's one or two narcs in this area that sweat me\nOver here, (Yeah, this looks kinda cool\n20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove)\nHere's my number, in case you need to reach me again\nAnd remember, you need to be as safe as you can\nThere's only one thing safer then using your hand\nDial that beeper number, and call the packet man\n\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man","syncedLyrics":"[00:30.13] Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets\n[00:32.68] today? Yo, B, don't be throwin' on my jacket, ok?\n[00:37.65] Cool, just trying to get your attention\n[00:38.49] So you can take a look at this invention\n[00:38.94] Now peep these, I got some more in my jacket\n[00:43.29] (Man, what are these, condoms?) 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Yo, B, don't be throwin' on my jacket, ok?\n  Cool, just trying to get your attention\n  So you can take a look at this invention\n  Now peep these, I got some more in my jacket\n  (Man, what are these, condoms?) Uh uh: sex packets\n  It's like a pill, you can either chew it up\n  Or like an alka-seltzer, dissolve it in a cup\n  And get this: see the girl on the cover?\n  You black out, and she becomes your lover\n  (You're trippin) no, I'm serious, these are authentic\n  (Yeah, well I don't take hallucenogenics)\n  Wrong again, my man, this is way more real\n  But since you know everything, I'll make someone else a deal\n\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n\n  (Well now you got me curious, I'm kind thinkin bout buyin it)\n  Three for ten dollars, it can't hurt to try it\n  (Well what exactly do I get?)\n  Well read what it says, look at the picture (Bet\n  It says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, hips 33,\n  Hmmm, this one here says young black virgin\n  Man this is crazy, I'm gonna have to splure an\n  get me a few of these things. How long do they last?)\n  Well it depends, let's see\n  These cheap ones here are ten minutes\n  But these are extra power, they last about a half an hour\n  And these here sell for bout 40\n  'Cause you get two girls (Yeah it says orgy)\n  Right, and if you're married, it's no big deal\n  You're not cheating at all, you're just poppin a pill\n  And if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack\n  It's cool, take a packet fool\n  Biochemically compacted sexual affection\n  Now here, take a look at my selection\n\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n\n  (OK, I want these two boxes of three\n  And give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy\n  And, by the way, I need something for my woman)\n  Sure, I got guy packets (Cool, give me some of em)\n  Now let me tell you how to take it:\n  Either sit of lie down, and you really should be naked\n  Otherwise you're gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean?\n  This is more then just a dream\n  It's very realistic and it's gonna blow your mind\n  So be careful: only take one at a time\n  And never take one behind the wheel\n  You'll black out and hit a pole (Cool, let's make the deal)\n  These are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10\n  Just give me a hundred dollars, I'll call it even\n  But don't pull your money out yet, see\n  There's one or two narcs in this area that sweat me\n  Over here, (Yeah, this looks kinda cool\n  20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove)\n  Here's my number, in case you need to reach me again\n  And remember, you need to be as safe as you can\n  There's only one thing safer then using your hand\n  Dial that beeper number, and call the packet man\n\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n"},{"id":27941077,"name":"Packet Man","trackName":"Packet Man","artistName":"Digital Underground","albumName":"Playwutchyalike: The Best of Digital Underground","duration":281.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets\nToday? Yo, B, don't be throwin' on my jacket, ok?\nCool, just trying to get your attention\nSo you can take a look at this invention\nNow peep these, I got some more in my jacket\n(Man, what are these, condoms?) 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How long do they last?)\nWell it depends, let's see\nThese cheap ones here are ten minutes\nBut these are extra power, they last about a half an hour\nAnd these here sell for bout 40\n'Cause you get two girls (Yeah it says orgy)\nRight, and if you're married, it's no big deal\nYou're not cheating at all, you're just poppin a pill\nAnd if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack\nIt's cool, take a packet fool\nBiochemically compacted sexual affection\nNow here, take a look at my selection\n\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\n\n(OK, I want these two boxes of three\nAnd give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy\nAnd, by the way, I need something for my woman)\nSure, I got guy packets (Cool, give me some of em)\nNow let me tell you how to take it:\nEither sit of lie down, and you really should be naked\nOtherwise you're gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean?\nThis is more then just a dream\nIt's very realistic and it's gonna blow your mind\nSo be careful: only take one at a time\nAnd never take one behind the wheel\nYou'll black out and hit a pole (Cool, let's make the deal)\nThese are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10\nJust give me a hundred dollars, I'll call it even\nBut don't pull your money out yet, see\nThere's one or two narcs in this area that sweat me\nOver here, (Yeah, this looks kinda cool\n20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove)\nHere's my number, in case you need to reach me again\nAnd remember, you need to be as safe as you can\nThere's only one thing safer then using your hand\nDial that beeper number, and call the packet man\n\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man","syncedLyrics":"[00:30.13] Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets\n[00:32.68] Today? Yo, B, don't be throwin' on my jacket, ok?\n[00:37.65] Cool, just trying to get your attention\n[00:38.49] So you can take a look at this invention\n[00:38.94] Now peep these, I got some more in my jacket\n[00:43.29] (Man, what are these, condoms?) Uh uh: sex packets\n[00:43.87] It's like a pill, you can either chew it up\n[00:44.18] Or like an alka-seltzer, dissolve it in a cup\n[00:44.98] And get this: see the girl on the cover?\n[00:45.60] You black out, and she becomes your lover\n[00:46.03] (You're trippin) no, I'm serious, these are authentic\n[00:47.27] (Yeah, well I don't take hallucenogenics)\n[00:48.66] Wrong again, my man, this is way more real\n[00:49.86] But since you know everything, I'll make someone else a deal\n[00:51.11] Yeah he's the packet man\n[00:55.64] Yeah he's the packet man\n[00:58.12] Yeah he's the packet man\n[01:02.97] Yeah he's the packet man\n[01:16.61] (Well now you got me curious, I'm kind thinkin bout buyin it)\n[01:18.76] Three for ten dollars, it can't hurt to try it\n[01:22.48] (Well what exactly do I get?)\n[01:23.53] Well read what it says, look at the picture (Bet\n[01:24.39] It says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, hips 33,\n[01:30.25] Hmmm, this one here says young black virgin\n[01:31.56] Man this is crazy, I'm gonna have to splure an\n[01:33.41] Get me a few of these things. How long do they last?)\n[01:35.98] Well it depends, let's see\n[01:38.17] These cheap ones here are ten minutes\n[01:40.39] But these are extra power, they last about a half an hour\n[01:42.81] And these here sell for bout 40\n[01:45.80] 'Cause you get two girls (Yeah it says orgy)\n[01:47.42] Right, and if you're married, it's no big deal\n[01:50.59] You're not cheating at all, you're just poppin a pill\n[01:52.66] And if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack\n[01:55.32] It's cool, take a packet fool\n[01:57.53] Biochemically compacted sexual affection\n[02:00.75] Now here, take a look at my selection\n[02:02.50] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:04.21] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:08.74] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:08.74] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:23.14] (OK, I want these two boxes of three\n[02:23.62] And give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy\n[02:27.18] And, by the way, I need something for my woman)\n[02:29.31] Sure, I got guy packets (Cool, give me some of em)\n[02:31.53] Now let me tell you how to take it:\n[02:34.13] Either sit of lie down, and you really should be naked\n[02:37.14] Otherwise you're gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean?\n[02:39.81] This is more then just a dream\n[02:41.64] It's very realistic and it's gonna blow your mind\n[02:43.98] So be careful: only take one at a time\n[02:46.20] And never take one behind the wheel\n[02:48.28] You'll black out and hit a pole (Cool, let's make the deal)\n[02:51.28] These are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10\n[02:53.55] Just give me a hundred dollars, I'll call it even\n[02:56.34] But don't pull your money out yet, see\n[02:59.69] There's one or two narcs in this area that sweat me\n[03:01.14] Over here, (Yeah, this looks kinda cool\n[03:03.31] 20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove)\n[03:06.89] Here's my number, in case you need to reach me again\n[03:08.05] And remember, you need to be as safe as you can\n[03:10.82] There's only one thing safer then using your hand\n[03:12.92] Dial that beeper number, and call the packet man\n[03:15.54] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:25.38] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:25.94] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:27.58] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:29.44] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Packet Man\n  artist: Digital Underground\n  album: 'Playwutchyalike: The Best of Digital Underground'\n  duration_ms: 281000\n  instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets\n  start_ms: 30130\n  end_ms: 32680\n- text: Today? 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How long do they last?)\n  Well it depends, let's see\n  These cheap ones here are ten minutes\n  But these are extra power, they last about a half an hour\n  And these here sell for bout 40\n  'Cause you get two girls (Yeah it says orgy)\n  Right, and if you're married, it's no big deal\n  You're not cheating at all, you're just poppin a pill\n  And if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack\n  It's cool, take a packet fool\n  Biochemically compacted sexual affection\n  Now here, take a look at my selection\n\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n\n  (OK, I want these two boxes of three\n  And give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy\n  And, by the way, I need something for my woman)\n  Sure, I got guy packets (Cool, give me some of em)\n  Now let me tell you how to take it:\n  Either sit of lie down, and you really should be naked\n  Otherwise you're gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean?\n  This is more then just a dream\n  It's very realistic and it's gonna blow your mind\n  So be careful: only take one at a time\n  And never take one behind the wheel\n  You'll black out and hit a pole (Cool, let's make the deal)\n  These are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10\n  Just give me a hundred dollars, I'll call it even\n  But don't pull your money out yet, see\n  There's one or two narcs in this area that sweat me\n  Over here, (Yeah, this looks kinda cool\n  20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove)\n  Here's my number, in case you need to reach me again\n  And remember, you need to be as safe as you can\n  There's only one thing safer then using your hand\n  Dial that beeper number, and call the packet man\n\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n"},{"id":22550155,"name":"Packet Man","trackName":"Packet Man","artistName":"Digital Underground","albumName":"No Nose Job: The Legend of Digital Underground","duration":298.736327,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets\nToday? Yo, B, don't be throwin' on my jacket, ok?\nCool, just trying to get your attention\nSo you can take a look at this invention\nNow peep these, I got some more in my jacket\n(Man, what are these, condoms?) Uh uh: sex packets\nIt's like a pill, you can either chew it up\nOr like an alka-seltzer, dissolve it in a cup\nAnd get this: see the girl on the cover?\nYou black out, and she becomes your lover\n(You're trippin) no, I'm serious, these are authentic\n(Yeah, well I don't take hallucenogenics)\nWrong again, my man, this is way more real\nBut since you know everything, I'll make someone else a deal\n\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\n\n(Well now you got me curious, I'm kind thinkin bout buyin it)\nThree for ten dollars, it can't hurt to try it\n(Well what exactly do I get?)\nWell read what it says, look at the picture (Bet\nIt says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, hips 33,\nHmmm, this one here says young black virgin\nMan this is crazy, I'm gonna have to splure an\nGet me a few of these things. How long do they last?)\nWell it depends, let's see\nThese cheap ones here are ten minutes\nBut these are extra power, they last about a half an hour\nAnd these here sell for bout 40\n'Cause you get two girls (Yeah it says orgy)\nRight, and if you're married, it's no big deal\nYou're not cheating at all, you're just poppin a pill\nAnd if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack\nIt's cool, take a packet fool\nBiochemically compacted sexual affection\nNow here, take a look at my selection\n\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\n\n(OK, I want these two boxes of three\nAnd give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy\nAnd, by the way, I need something for my woman)\nSure, I got guy packets (Cool, give me some of em)\nNow let me tell you how to take it:\nEither sit of lie down, and you really should be naked\nOtherwise you're gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean?\nThis is more then just a dream\nIt's very realistic and it's gonna blow your mind\nSo be careful: only take one at a time\nAnd never take one behind the wheel\nYou'll black out and hit a pole (Cool, let's make the deal)\nThese are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10\nJust give me a hundred dollars, I'll call it even\nBut don't pull your money out yet, see\nThere's one or two narcs in this area that sweat me\nOver here, (Yeah, this looks kinda cool\n20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove)\nHere's my number, in case you need to reach me again\nAnd remember, you need to be as safe as you can\nThere's only one thing safer then using your hand\nDial that beeper number, and call the packet man\n\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man","syncedLyrics":"[00:30.13] Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets\n[00:32.68] Today? Yo, B, don't be throwin' on my jacket, ok?\n[00:37.65] Cool, just trying to get your attention\n[00:38.49] So you can take a look at this invention\n[00:38.94] Now peep these, I got some more in my jacket\n[00:43.29] (Man, what are these, condoms?) Uh uh: sex packets\n[00:43.87] It's like a pill, you can either chew it up\n[00:44.18] Or like an alka-seltzer, dissolve it in a cup\n[00:44.98] And get this: see the girl on the cover?\n[00:45.60] You black out, and she becomes your lover\n[00:46.03] (You're trippin) no, I'm serious, these are authentic\n[00:47.27] (Yeah, well I don't take hallucenogenics)\n[00:48.66] Wrong again, my man, this is way more real\n[00:49.86] But since you know everything, I'll make someone else a deal\n[00:51.11] Yeah he's the packet man\n[00:55.64] Yeah he's the packet man\n[00:58.12] Yeah he's the packet man\n[01:02.97] Yeah he's the packet man\n[01:16.61] (Well now you got me curious, I'm kind thinkin bout buyin it)\n[01:18.76] Three for ten dollars, it can't hurt to try it\n[01:22.48] (Well what exactly do I get?)\n[01:23.53] Well read what it says, look at the picture (Bet\n[01:24.39] It says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, hips 33,\n[01:30.25] Hmmm, this one here says young black virgin\n[01:31.56] Man this is crazy, I'm gonna have to splure an\n[01:33.41] Get me a few of these things. How long do they last?)\n[01:35.98] Well it depends, let's see\n[01:38.17] These cheap ones here are ten minutes\n[01:40.39] But these are extra power, they last about a half an hour\n[01:42.81] And these here sell for bout 40\n[01:45.80] 'Cause you get two girls (Yeah it says orgy)\n[01:47.42] Right, and if you're married, it's no big deal\n[01:50.59] You're not cheating at all, you're just poppin a pill\n[01:52.66] And if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack\n[01:55.32] It's cool, take a packet fool\n[01:57.53] Biochemically compacted sexual affection\n[02:00.75] Now here, take a look at my selection\n[02:02.50] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:04.21] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:08.74] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:08.74] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:23.14] (OK, I want these two boxes of three\n[02:23.62] And give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy\n[02:27.18] And, by the way, I need something for my woman)\n[02:29.31] Sure, I got guy packets (Cool, give me some of em)\n[02:31.53] Now let me tell you how to take it:\n[02:34.13] Either sit of lie down, and you really should be naked\n[02:37.14] Otherwise you're gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean?\n[02:39.81] This is more then just a dream\n[02:41.64] It's very realistic and it's gonna blow your mind\n[02:43.98] So be careful: only take one at a time\n[02:46.20] And never take one behind the wheel\n[02:48.28] You'll black out and hit a pole (Cool, let's make the deal)\n[02:51.28] These are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10\n[02:53.55] Just give me a hundred dollars, I'll call it even\n[02:56.34] But don't pull your money out yet, see\n[02:59.69] There's one or two narcs in this area that sweat me\n[03:01.14] Over here, (Yeah, this looks kinda cool\n[03:03.31] 20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove)\n[03:06.89] Here's my number, in case you need to reach me again\n[03:08.05] And remember, you need to be as safe as you can\n[03:10.82] There's only one thing safer then using your hand\n[03:12.92] Dial that beeper number, and call the packet man\n[03:15.54] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:25.38] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:25.94] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:27.58] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:29.44] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Packet Man\n  artist: Digital Underground\n  album: 'No Nose Job: The Legend of Digital Underground'\n  duration_ms: 298736\n  instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets\n  start_ms: 30130\n  end_ms: 32680\n- text: Today? 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Yo, B, don't be throwin' on my jacket, ok?\n  Cool, just trying to get your attention\n  So you can take a look at this invention\n  Now peep these, I got some more in my jacket\n  (Man, what are these, condoms?) 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Uh uh: sex packets\nIt's like a pill, you can either chew it up\nOr like an alka-seltzer, dissolve it in a cup\nAnd get this: see the girl on the cover?\nYou black out, and she becomes your lover\n(You're trippin) no, I'm serious, these are authentic\n(Yeah, well I don't take hallucenogenics)\nWrong again, my man, this is way more real\nBut since you know everything, I'll make someone else a deal\n\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\n\n(Well now you got me curious, I'm kind thinkin bout buyin it)\nThree for ten dollars, it can't hurt to try it\n(Well what exactly do I get?)\nWell read what it says, look at the picture (Bet\nIt says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, hips 33,\nHmmm, this one here says young black virgin\nMan this is crazy, I'm gonna have to splure an\nget me a few of these things. How long do they last?)\nWell it depends, let's see\nThese cheap ones here are ten minutes\nBut these are extra power, they last about a half an hour\nAnd these here sell for bout 40\n'Cause you get two girls (Yeah it says orgy)\nRight, and if you're married, it's no big deal\nYou're not cheating at all, you're just poppin a pill\nAnd if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack\nIt's cool, take a packet fool\nBiochemically compacted sexual affection\nNow here, take a look at my selection\n\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\n\n(OK, I want these two boxes of three\nAnd give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy\nAnd, by the way, I need something for my woman)\nSure, I got guy packets (Cool, give me some of em)\nNow let me tell you how to take it:\nEither sit of lie down, and you really should be naked\nOtherwise you're gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean?\nThis is more then just a dream\nIt's very realistic and it's gonna blow your mind\nSo be careful: only take one at a time\nAnd never take one behind the wheel\nYou'll black out and hit a pole (Cool, let's make the deal)\nThese are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10\nJust give me a hundred dollars, I'll call it even\nBut don't pull your money out yet, see\nThere's one or two narcs in this area that sweat me\nOver here, (Yeah, this looks kinda cool\n20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove)\nHere's my number, in case you need to reach me again\nAnd remember, you need to be as safe as you can\nThere's only one thing safer then using your hand\nDial that beeper number, and call the packet man\n\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man","syncedLyrics":"[00:18.94] Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets\n[00:20.72] today? Yo, B, don't be throwin' on my jacket, ok?\n[00:24.37] Cool, just trying to get your attention\n[00:26.21] So you can take a look at this invention\n[00:28.03] Now peep these, I got some more in my jacket\n[00:31.62] (Man, what are these, condoms?) Uh uh: sex packets\n[00:33.43] It's like a pill, you can either chew it up\n[00:36.11] Or like an alka-seltzer, dissolve it in a cup\n[00:38.84] And get this: see the girl on the cover?\n[00:41.58] You black out, and she becomes your lover\n[00:43.30] (You're trippin) no, I'm serious, these are authentic\n[00:46.08] (Yeah, well I don't take hallucenogenics)\n[00:47.88] Wrong again, my man, this is way more real\n[00:50.55] But since you know everything, I'll make someone else a deal\n[00:53.34] Yeah he's the packet man\n[00:55.99] Yeah he's the packet man\n[01:01.44] Yeah he's the packet man\n[01:04.11] Yeah he's the packet man\n[01:11.40] (Well now you got me curious, I'm kind thinkin bout buyin it)\n[01:15.85] Three for ten dollars, it can't hurt to try it\n[01:17.62] (Well what exactly do I get?)\n[01:19.42] Well read what it says, look at the picture (Bet\n[01:22.14] It says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, hips 33,\n[01:27.68] Hmmm, this one here says young black virgin\n[01:30.34] Man this is crazy, I'm gonna have to splure an\n[01:32.18] get me a few of these things. How long do they last?)\n[01:35.74] Well it depends, let's see\n[01:37.54] These cheap ones here are ten minutes\n[01:39.39] But these are extra power, they last about a half an hour\n[01:42.89] And these here sell for bout 40\n[01:44.65] 'Cause you get two girls (Yeah it says orgy)\n[01:47.34] Right, and if you're married, it's no big deal\n[01:49.11] You're not cheating at all, you're just poppin a pill\n[01:51.83] And if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack\n[01:54.56] It's cool, take a packet fool\n[01:57.25] Biochemically compacted sexual affection\n[01:59.95] Now here, take a look at my selection\n[02:02.70] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:05.46] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:10.80] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:15.39] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:20.76] (OK, I want these two boxes of three\n[02:23.49] And give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy\n[02:26.17] And, by the way, I need something for my woman)\n[02:28.83] Sure, I got guy packets (Cool, give me some of em)\n[02:31.72] Now let me tell you how to take it:\n[02:33.57] Either sit of lie down, and you really should be naked\n[02:36.27] Otherwise you're gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean?\n[02:39.84] This is more then just a dream\n[02:41.67] It's very realistic and it's gonna blow your mind\n[02:43.42] So be careful: only take one at a time\n[02:46.16] And never take one behind the wheel\n[02:47.98] You'll black out and hit a pole (Cool, let's make the deal)\n[02:50.66] These are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10\n[02:53.35] Just give me a hundred dollars, I'll call it even\n[02:56.03] But don't pull your money out yet, see\n[02:57.84] There's one or two narcs in this area that sweat me\n[03:00.60] Over here, (Yeah, this looks kinda cool\n[03:03.38] 20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove)\n[03:05.14] Here's my number, in case you need to reach me again\n[03:07.89] And remember, you need to be as safe as you can\n[03:10.53] There's only one thing safer then using your hand\n[03:13.28] Dial that beeper number, and call the packet man\n[03:15.91] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:18.66] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:24.05] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:28.66] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:34.92] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Packet Man (Original LP-Mix)\n  artist: Digital Underground\n  album: Packet Man (The C.J. 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Uh uh, sex packets\n[00:35.03] It's like a pill, you can either chew it up\n[00:37.04] Or like an alka-seltzer, dissolve it in a cup\n[00:39.68] And get this, see the girl on the cover?\n[00:42.25] You black out, and she becomes your lover\n[00:44.79] You're trippin' no, I'm serious, these are authentic\n[00:47.18] Yeah, well I don't take hallucinogenics\n[00:49.03] Wrong again, my man, this is way more real\n[00:51.66] But since you know everything, I'll make someone else a deal\n[00:54.00] Yeah, he's the packet man\n[00:55.77] Yeah, he's the packet man\n[00:57.08] Yeah, he's the packet man\n[00:58.21] Yeah, he's the packet man\n[01:13.47] Well now you got me curious, I'm kind thinkin bout buyin' it\n[01:16.70] Three for ten dollars, it can't hurt to try it\n[01:18.95] Well what exactly do I get? 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Yo, B, don't be throwin' on my jacket, ok?\nCool, just trying to get your attention\nSo you can take a look at this invention\nNow peep these, I got some more in my jacket\n(Man, what are these, condoms?) 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How long do they last?)\nWell it depends, let's see\nThese cheap ones here are ten minutes\nBut these are extra power, they last about a half an hour\nAnd these here sell for bout 40\n'Cause you get two girls (Yeah it says orgy)\nRight, and if you're married, it's no big deal\nYou're not cheating at all, you're just poppin a pill\nAnd if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack\nIt's cool, take a packet fool\nBiochemically compacted sexual affection\nNow here, take a look at my selection\n\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\n\n(OK, I want these two boxes of three\nAnd give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy\nAnd, by the way, I need something for my woman)\nSure, I got guy packets (Cool, give me some of em)\nNow let me tell you how to take it:\nEither sit of lie down, and you really should be naked\nOtherwise you're gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean?\nThis is more then just a dream\nIt's very realistic and it's gonna blow your mind\nSo be careful: only take one at a time\nAnd never take one behind the wheel\nYou'll black out and hit a pole (Cool, let's make the deal)\nThese are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10\nJust give me a hundred dollars, I'll call it even\nBut don't pull your money out yet, see\nThere's one or two narcs in this area that sweat me\nOver here, (Yeah, this looks kinda cool\n20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove)\nHere's my number, in case you need to reach me again\nAnd remember, you need to be as safe as you can\nThere's only one thing safer then using your hand\nDial that beeper number, and call the packet man\n\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man","syncedLyrics":"[00:18.94] Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets\n[00:20.72] today? Yo, B, don't be throwin' on my jacket, ok?\n[00:24.37] Cool, just trying to get your attention\n[00:26.21] So you can take a look at this invention\n[00:28.03] Now peep these, I got some more in my jacket\n[00:31.62] (Man, what are these, condoms?) Uh uh: sex packets\n[00:33.43] It's like a pill, you can either chew it up\n[00:36.11] Or like an alka-seltzer, dissolve it in a cup\n[00:38.84] And get this: see the girl on the cover?\n[00:41.58] You black out, and she becomes your lover\n[00:43.30] (You're trippin) no, I'm serious, these are authentic\n[00:46.08] (Yeah, well I don't take hallucenogenics)\n[00:47.88] Wrong again, my man, this is way more real\n[00:50.55] But since you know everything, I'll make someone else a deal\n[00:53.34] Yeah he's the packet man\n[00:55.99] Yeah he's the packet man\n[01:01.44] Yeah he's the packet man\n[01:04.11] Yeah he's the packet man\n[01:11.40] (Well now you got me curious, I'm kind thinkin bout buyin it)\n[01:15.85] Three for ten dollars, it can't hurt to try it\n[01:17.62] (Well what exactly do I get?)\n[01:19.42] Well read what it says, look at the picture (Bet\n[01:22.14] It says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, hips 33,\n[01:27.68] Hmmm, this one here says young black virgin\n[01:30.34] Man this is crazy, I'm gonna have to splure an\n[01:32.18] get me a few of these things. How long do they last?)\n[01:35.74] Well it depends, let's see\n[01:37.54] These cheap ones here are ten minutes\n[01:39.39] But these are extra power, they last about a half an hour\n[01:42.89] And these here sell for bout 40\n[01:44.65] 'Cause you get two girls (Yeah it says orgy)\n[01:47.34] Right, and if you're married, it's no big deal\n[01:49.11] You're not cheating at all, you're just poppin a pill\n[01:51.83] And if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack\n[01:54.56] It's cool, take a packet fool\n[01:57.25] Biochemically compacted sexual affection\n[01:59.95] Now here, take a look at my selection\n[02:02.70] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:05.46] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:10.80] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:15.39] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:20.76] (OK, I want these two boxes of three\n[02:23.49] And give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy\n[02:26.17] And, by the way, I need something for my woman)\n[02:28.83] Sure, I got guy packets (Cool, give me some of em)\n[02:31.72] Now let me tell you how to take it:\n[02:33.57] Either sit of lie down, and you really should be naked\n[02:36.27] Otherwise you're gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean?\n[02:39.84] This is more then just a dream\n[02:41.67] It's very realistic and it's gonna blow your mind\n[02:43.42] So be careful: only take one at a time\n[02:46.16] And never take one behind the wheel\n[02:47.98] You'll black out and hit a pole (Cool, let's make the deal)\n[02:50.66] These are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10\n[02:53.35] Just give me a hundred dollars, I'll call it even\n[02:56.03] But don't pull your money out yet, see\n[02:57.84] There's one or two narcs in this area that sweat me\n[03:00.60] Over here, (Yeah, this looks kinda cool\n[03:03.38] 20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove)\n[03:05.14] Here's my number, in case you need to reach me again\n[03:07.89] And remember, you need to be as safe as you can\n[03:10.53] There's only one thing safer then using your hand\n[03:13.28] Dial that beeper number, and call the packet man\n[03:15.91] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:18.66] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:24.05] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:28.66] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:34.92] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Packet Man (LP Version)\n  artist: Digital Underground\n  album: 'The Best Of Digital Underground: Playwutchyalike [Explicit]'\n  duration_ms: 279197\n  instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets\n  start_ms: 18940\n  end_ms: 20720\n- text: today? 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Underground","albumName":"Doowutchyalike / Packet Man","duration":535.797551,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\nOoh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\n\nNow as the record spins around, you recognize this sound\nWell, it's the underground\nYou know that we're down with wutchyalike\nYeah, with wutchyalike, yeah\nAnd though we're usually on the serious tip, check it out:\nTonight we're gonna flip and trip and let it all hang out tonight\nWe're gonna say what we like\n'Cause, yo, yo, we wanna know how many people in the flow\nWould like to just let yourselves go\nAnd doowutchyalike\nYeah, well tonight's your night\nJust eat food, try not to be crude or rude\nKill the attitude, chill the serious mood\nAnd doowutchyalike\nYeah, and doowutchyalike\nEverybody doowutchyalike\n\nOoh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\nYeah, doowutchyalike\nOoh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\nJust doowutchyalike\nOoh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\nYo, go whereyalike\nOoh, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\n\nI mean rich, poor, high, low, or upper-middle class,\nLet's all get together and have a few laughs\nAnd doowhatwelike\nYeah, and doowhatwelike, yeah, and doowhatwelike\nAnd since you came here you gotta show and prove\nAnd do thatdance, until it don't move\nDoowutchyalike\nSometimes I bite\nNow if you're hungry, get yourself something to eat\nAnd if you're dirty, then go take a bath\nMessed up the line?\nNope, sometimes I don't rhyme\nHelp yourself to a cracker, with a spread of cheddar cheese\nHave a neck bone, you don't have to say please\nEatwutchyalike, yo, smellhowyalike\nEverybody doowutchyalike\n\nOoh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\nDoowutchyalike\nOoh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\nYo, doowutchyalike, you know what I'm sayin'?\nOoh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\nWhatever you like to do... talkhowyalike\nOoh, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\n\nJust act a fool, it's okay if you drool\n'Cause everybody's gonna strip, and jump in the pool\nAnd doowhatwelike, yeah, and doowhatwelike\nHomegirls, for once, forget you got class\nSee a guy you like: just grab 'im in the biscuits!\nAnd doowutchyalike\nNow, red, white, black, tan, yellow, or brown\nIt really doesn't matter, we can all get down\nAnd doowhatwelike, yeah, and doowhatwelike\nFrom a pink-skinned yankee, to a blue black southerner\nDitch digger or a governor\nJust doowutchyalike\nLookhowyalike\nNow don't you know we're gettin' busy, it can't be corrected\nHad to be deaf\nI say whatIlike\nLike I said, sometimes we bite\nEven though you don't think it's right\nYo, I like to bite\nJust havin' fun y'all, and if you think that it's wrong\nYou got to admit, it's a new type of song\nDoowutchyalike\n\nOoh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\nYeah, doowutchyalike\nOoh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\nYo, gowhereyalike\nOoh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\nYo, doowhoyalike\nOoh, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\nAlright, here we go, y'all\nDoowutchyalike\nTalkhowyalike\nDrinkwutchyalike\nGrabwhoyalike\nFeelwutchyalike\nEatwutchyalike\nScratchwhereyalike\nItchifyalike\n(Daddy, can I go outside?)\nHa, gowhereyalike, kid!\n\nBeep\n\n...A brief announcement to all radio DJ's: If this record is currently\nBeing played at your station, we will provide the following time for you\nTo announce your station identification\n\n...We'd also like to add that we've now reached the three-and-a-half\nMinute mark of this song. Radio stations may begin your fade here. For\nThose that would like help, we will start your fade for you...\n\nBeep\n\n...Now if this records is being played a a club, disco, lounge, house\nBasement, or block party, car stereo, stoop, or at any other social\nGathering, we will now allow the beat to continue, and proceed to give\nYou more of what you like. This message has been brought to you by the\nMakers of the way we swing, and the underground talkhowyalike posse\n\n(Ah, ah, ah, I feel like a nice big bowl of cereal, icy cold milk)\n(Daddy, can I eat some ice cream?)\n(Look, I told you kid, eatwutchyalike, ok?)\nNow the beat goes on 'til the break of dawn\nAnd just peep this, y'all, 'cause we're singin' a song\nAnd doowutchyalike, yeah doowutchyalike\nAnd since you came here you gotta show and prove\nAnd do that dance, until it don't move\nAnd doowutchyalike\nLike I said, sometimes we bite\nNow we're all gettin' stupid, and actin' a fool\nAnything that ya really wanna do is cool\nSo, Goldfingers, cutwutchyalike\n(Now let me tell you who I am... Ah shit...)\nNow if you're hungry, get yourself something to eat\nAnd if you're dirty, then go take a bath\nAnd doowutchyalike\nStetsasonics, adjust for the hip-hop fans\nAnd since we're not your average everyday rap band\nYo, Pianoman, playhowyalike\n\nJust act a fool, it's okay if you drool\n'Cause everybody's gonna strip, and jump in the pool\n(Wait a minute, wait a minute, don't take your clothes off yet, not yet\nWait 'til we get home)\nNow if you wear corrective shoes and you got big bunyons\nToenails smell and look like onions\nDon't doowutchyalike--\nGo see a foot doctor tonight!\nYeah, yeah, yeah, everybody doowutchyalike\n\nOoh, ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\nYeah, doowutchyalike\nOoh, ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\nKnow what I'm sayin'? Just doowutchyalike\nOoh, ooh, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\nAh, everybody doowutchyalike\nOoh, ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\n\nStraight hair, curled, casual and glamor\nA shy girl, or loud like a bama\nFrom Connecticut, or from Louisiana\nBad table ettiqutte, too much chatter\nVery well spoken, or real bad grammer\nI minority token, a brother in the slammer\nA free civilian with a house in Santa Ana\nIf ya got a million, and live in Atlanta\nIf you got a weak bladder, or can't climb a ladder\nWhat we're sayin' is, it really doesn't matter\nI need a word that sounds like \"atta\"\nSlipped on a peel of banana\nDoowutchyalike.\n(Yeah, cool, gettin' stupid, once again, you got the sound of the\nUnderground. Baby dope is in the house.)\n(Boyyy!)\n(Are we puttin' things in check, Baby D?)\n(Too stupid check)\n(I'm wit' it. Yo Dave, let's show 'em some old school)\nIt makes no sense just standin' around\nCome on everybody, let's all...(Hang out)\nYeah, and doowutwelike\nFrom a lime to a lemon, a lemon to a lime\nCome on, young ladies, let's have...(Good times)\nAnd doowutwelike\nNow, I can sing, I can dance, I'm the king of romance\nAre you sweet young ladies gonna give me a chance\nTo doowutchyalike?\nAnd get that thing packed tonight\nVanessa Williams, ooh, you're so divine\nJust wanted to put your name in my rhyme\nAnd doowutchyalike\nYeah, everybody doowutchyalike\n(Hey, how 'bout you and me just go in the back room right now? Ok? just\nMe and you)\n\nOoh, ooh\n(Yo, don't take your clothes off, not yet)\nOoh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh\n(Gowhereyalike, and since you came here you gotta show and prove)\nI see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin'\n(Sometimes I blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah)\nI see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin'\n(If you're fat, hungry, dirty, and need to take a bath: go wash your feet)\nI see, I see, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin'\nI see, I see, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin'\n(Just buggin' in the place to be, you got the sound of Shock G)\nEnd the record howwelike!","syncedLyrics":"[00:02.66] Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\n[00:07.15] Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\n[00:08.96] Now as the record spins around, you recognize this sound\n[00:11.72] Well, it's the underground\n[00:13.55] You know that we're down with wutchyalike\n[00:16.23] Yeah, with wutchyalike, yeah\n[00:18.92] And though we're usually on the serious tip, check it out:\n[00:21.64] Tonight we're gonna flip and trip and let it all hang out tonight\n[00:25.20] We're gonna say what we like\n[00:27.90] 'Cause, yo, yo, we wanna know how many people in the flow\n[00:30.61] Would like to just let yourselves go\n[00:32.43] And doowutchyalike\n[00:34.23] Yeah, well tonight's your night\n[00:36.09] Just eat food, try not to be crude or rude\n[00:38.78] Kill the attitude, chill the serious mood\n[00:40.57] And doowutchyalike\n[00:42.35] Yeah, and doowutchyalike\n[00:45.00] Everybody doowutchyalike\n[00:46.83] Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\n[00:49.54] Yeah, doowutchyalike\n[00:51.36] Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\n[00:54.19] Just doowutchyalike\n[00:55.98] Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\n[00:58.60] Yo, go whereyalike\n[01:00.49] Ooh, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\n[01:03.16] I mean rich, poor, high, low, or upper-middle class,\n[01:05.84] Let's all get together and have a few laughs\n[01:07.60] And doowhatwelike\n[01:09.50] Yeah, and doowhatwelike, yeah, and doowhatwelike\n[01:12.13] And since you came here you gotta show and prove\n[01:13.91] And do thatdance, until it don't move\n[01:16.66] Doowutchyalike\n[01:18.49] Sometimes I bite\n[01:21.17] Now if you're hungry, get yourself something to eat\n[01:22.99] And if you're dirty, then go take a bath\n[01:25.64] Messed up the line?\n[01:27.40] Nope, sometimes I don't rhyme\n[01:29.21] Help yourself to a cracker, with a spread of cheddar cheese\n[01:31.99] Have a neck bone, you don't have to say please\n[01:33.71] Eatwutchyalike, yo, smellhowyalike\n[01:38.32] Everybody doowutchyalike\n[01:39.80] Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\n[01:42.63] Doowutchyalike\n[01:44.45] Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\n[01:47.10] Yo, doowutchyalike, you know what I'm sayin'?\n[01:48.92] Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\n[01:50.72] Whatever you like to do... talkhowyalike\n[01:52.55] Ooh, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\n[01:55.22] Just act a fool, it's okay if you drool\n[01:57.96] 'Cause everybody's gonna strip, and jump in the pool\n[02:00.60] And doowhatwelike, yeah, and doowhatwelike\n[02:05.19] Homegirls, for once, forget you got class\n[02:06.95] See a guy you like: just grab 'im in the biscuits!\n[02:11.48] And doowutchyalike\n[02:13.29] Now, red, white, black, tan, yellow, or brown\n[02:15.96] It really doesn't matter, we can all get down\n[02:17.74] And doowhatwelike, yeah, and doowhatwelike\n[02:22.15] From a pink-skinned yankee, to a blue black southerner\n[02:24.95] Ditch digger or a governor\n[02:26.74] Just doowutchyalike\n[02:28.58] Lookhowyalike\n[02:31.34] Now don't you know we're gettin' busy, it can't be corrected\n[02:34.01] Had to be deaf\n[02:35.87] I say whatIlike\n[02:37.62] Like I said, sometimes we bite\n[02:40.32] Even though you don't think it's right\n[02:41.54] Yo, I like to bite\n[02:44.26] Just havin' fun y'all, and if you think that it's wrong\n[02:46.97] You got to admit, it's a new type of song\n[02:48.79] Doowutchyalike\n[02:50.58] Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\n[02:53.22] Yeah, doowutchyalike\n[02:55.02] Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\n[02:56.88] Yo, gowhereyalike\n[02:58.68] Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\n[03:02.20] Yo, doowhoyalike\n[03:03.10] Ooh, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\n[03:05.06] Alright, here we go, y'all\n[03:06.83] Doowutchyalike\n[03:08.66] Talkhowyalike\n[03:11.32] Drinkwutchyalike\n[03:13.15] Grabwhoyalike\n[03:14.95] Feelwutchyalike\n[03:17.68] Eatwutchyalike\n[03:19.47] Scratchwhereyalike\n[03:22.16] Itchifyalike\n[03:23.97] (Daddy, can I go outside?)\n[03:25.76] Ha, gowhereyalike, kid!\n[03:27.52] Beep\n[03:28.41] ...A brief announcement to all radio DJ's: If this record is currently\n[03:33.35] Being played at your station, we will provide the following time for you\n[03:36.54] To announce your station identification\n[03:38.62] \n[03:43.18] ...We'd also like to add that we've now reached the three-and-a-half\n[03:44.95] Minute mark of this song. Radio stations may begin your fade here. For\n[03:50.39] Those that would like help, we will start your fade for you...\n[04:06.52] Beep\n[04:07.48] ...Now if this records is being played a a club, disco, lounge, house\n[04:11.13] Basement, or block party, car stereo, stoop, or at any other social\n[04:14.78] Gathering, we will now allow the beat to continue, and proceed to give\n[04:18.35] You more of what you like. This message has been brought to you by the\n[04:21.93] Makers of the way we swing, and the underground talkhowyalike posse\n[04:25.57] (Ah, ah, ah, I feel like a nice big bowl of cereal, icy cold milk)\n[04:29.17] (Daddy, can I eat some ice cream?)\n[04:30.95] (Look, I told you kid, eatwutchyalike, ok?)\n[04:34.56] Now the beat goes on 'til the break of dawn\n[04:37.26] And just peep this, y'all, 'cause we're singin' a song\n[04:39.06] And doowutchyalike, yeah doowutchyalike\n[04:43.57] And since you came here you gotta show and prove\n[04:46.22] And do that dance, until it don't move\n[04:48.10] And doowutchyalike\n[04:49.83] Like I said, sometimes we bite\n[04:52.55] Now we're all gettin' stupid, and actin' a fool\n[04:54.35] Anything that ya really wanna do is cool\n[04:57.08] So, Goldfingers, cutwutchyalike\n[05:00.93] (Now let me tell you who I am... Ah shit...)\n[05:09.72] Now if you're hungry, get yourself something to eat\n[05:12.44] And if you're dirty, then go take a bath\n[05:16.40] And doowutchyalike\n[05:19.18] Stetsasonics, adjust for the hip-hop fans\n[05:21.07] And since we're not your average everyday rap band\n[05:23.72] Yo, Pianoman, playhowyalike\n[05:27.68] \n[06:09.13] Just act a fool, it's okay if you drool\n[06:11.82] 'Cause everybody's gonna strip, and jump in the pool\n[06:14.51] (Wait a minute, wait a minute, don't take your clothes off yet, not yet\n[06:17.29] Wait 'til we get home)\n[06:18.11] Now if you wear corrective shoes and you got big bunyons\n[06:20.93] Toenails smell and look like onions\n[06:22.77] Don't doowutchyalike--\n[06:24.55] Go see a foot doctor tonight!\n[06:26.32] Yeah, yeah, yeah, everybody doowutchyalike\n[06:29.02] Ooh, ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\n[06:30.88] Yeah, doowutchyalike\n[06:32.69] Ooh, ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\n[06:34.40] Know what I'm sayin'? Just doowutchyalike\n[06:37.13] Ooh, ooh, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\n[06:38.96] Ah, everybody doowutchyalike\n[06:41.66] Ooh, ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\n[06:45.29] Straight hair, curled, casual and glamor\n[06:47.92] A shy girl, or loud like a bama\n[06:49.78] From Connecticut, or from Louisiana\n[06:51.58] Bad table ettiqutte, too much chatter\n[06:53.36] Very well spoken, or real bad grammer\n[06:56.03] I minority token, a brother in the slammer\n[06:57.83] A free civilian with a house in Santa Ana\n[07:00.64] If ya got a million, and live in Atlanta\n[07:02.47] If you got a weak bladder, or can't climb a ladder\n[07:05.15] What we're sayin' is, it really doesn't matter\n[07:07.89] I need a word that sounds like \"atta\"\n[07:09.68] Slipped on a peel of banana\n[07:10.53] Doowutchyalike.\n[07:13.26] (Yeah, cool, gettin' stupid, once again, you got the sound of the\n[07:17.70] Underground. Baby dope is in the house.)\n[07:20.47] (Boyyy!)\n[07:21.38] (Are we puttin' things in check, Baby D?)\n[07:23.11] (Too stupid check)\n[07:24.97] (I'm wit' it. Yo Dave, let's show 'em some old school)\n[07:29.40] It makes no sense just standin' around\n[07:31.25] Come on everybody, let's all...(Hang out)\n[07:34.84] Yeah, and doowutwelike\n[07:37.55] From a lime to a lemon, a lemon to a lime\n[07:40.27] Come on, young ladies, let's have...(Good times)\n[07:43.87] And doowutwelike\n[07:46.54] Now, I can sing, I can dance, I'm the king of romance\n[07:49.27] Are you sweet young ladies gonna give me a chance\n[07:51.07] To doowutchyalike?\n[07:52.88] And get that thing packed tonight\n[07:54.63] Vanessa Williams, ooh, you're so divine\n[07:57.33] Just wanted to put your name in my rhyme\n[08:00.08] And doowutchyalike\n[08:01.86] Yeah, everybody doowutchyalike\n[08:05.42] (Hey, how 'bout you and me just go in the back room right now? Ok? just\n[08:07.17] Me and you)\n[08:09.82] Ooh, ooh\n[08:10.76] (Yo, don't take your clothes off, not yet)\n[08:12.60] Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh\n[08:22.37] (Gowhereyalike, and since you came here you gotta show and prove)\n[08:28.63] I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin'\n[08:30.46] (Sometimes I blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah)\n[08:33.16] I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin'\n[08:34.91] (If you're fat, hungry, dirty, and need to take a bath: go wash your feet)\n[08:39.50] I see, I see, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin'\n[08:40.33] I see, I see, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin'\n[08:41.32] (Just buggin' in the place to be, you got the sound of Shock G)\n[08:50.27] End the record howwelike!\n[08:53.12] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Doowutchyalike (Playhowyalike mix)\n  artist: Digital Underground\n  album: Doowutchyalike / Packet Man\n  duration_ms: 535798\n  instrumental: 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Radio stations may begin your fade here. For\n  start_ms: 224950\n  end_ms: 230390\n- text: Those that would like help, we will start your fade for you...\n  start_ms: 230390\n  end_ms: 246520\n- text: Beep\n  start_ms: 246520\n  end_ms: 247480\n- text: '...Now if this records is being played a a club, disco, lounge, house'\n  start_ms: 247480\n  end_ms: 251130\n- text: Basement, or block party, car stereo, stoop, or at any other social\n  start_ms: 251130\n  end_ms: 254780\n- text: Gathering, we will now allow the beat to continue, and proceed to give\n  start_ms: 254780\n  end_ms: 258350\n- text: You more of what you like. This message has been brought to you by the\n  start_ms: 258350\n  end_ms: 261930\n- text: Makers of the way we swing, and the underground talkhowyalike posse\n  start_ms: 261930\n  end_ms: 265570\n- text: (Ah, ah, ah, I feel like a nice big bowl of cereal, icy cold milk)\n  start_ms: 265570\n  end_ms: 269170\n- text: (Daddy, can I eat some ice cream?)\n  start_ms: 269170\n  end_ms: 270950\n- text: (Look, I told you kid, eatwutchyalike, ok?)\n  start_ms: 270950\n  end_ms: 274560\n- text: Now the beat goes on 'til the break of dawn\n  start_ms: 274560\n  end_ms: 277260\n- text: And just peep this, y'all, 'cause we're singin' a song\n  start_ms: 277260\n  end_ms: 279060\n- text: And doowutchyalike, yeah doowutchyalike\n  start_ms: 279060\n  end_ms: 283570\n- text: And since you came here you gotta show and prove\n  start_ms: 283570\n  end_ms: 286220\n- text: And do that dance, until it don't move\n  start_ms: 286220\n  end_ms: 288100\n- text: And doowutchyalike\n  start_ms: 288100\n  end_ms: 289830\n- text: Like I said, sometimes we bite\n  start_ms: 289830\n  end_ms: 292550\n- text: Now we're all gettin' stupid, and actin' a fool\n  start_ms: 292550\n  end_ms: 294350\n- text: Anything that ya really wanna do is cool\n  start_ms: 294350\n  end_ms: 297080\n- text: So, Goldfingers, cutwutchyalike\n  start_ms: 297080\n  end_ms: 300930\n- text: (Now let me tell you who I am... 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Baby dope is in the house.)\n  start_ms: 437700\n  end_ms: 440470\n- text: (Boyyy!)\n  start_ms: 440470\n  end_ms: 441380\n- text: (Are we puttin' things in check, Baby D?)\n  start_ms: 441380\n  end_ms: 443110\n- text: (Too stupid check)\n  start_ms: 443110\n  end_ms: 444970\n- text: (I'm wit' it. Yo Dave, let's show 'em some old school)\n  start_ms: 444970\n  end_ms: 449400\n- text: It makes no sense just standin' around\n  start_ms: 449400\n  end_ms: 451250\n- text: Come on everybody, let's all...(Hang out)\n  start_ms: 451250\n  end_ms: 454840\n- text: Yeah, and doowutwelike\n  start_ms: 454840\n  end_ms: 457550\n- text: From a lime to a lemon, a lemon to a lime\n  start_ms: 457550\n  end_ms: 460270\n- text: Come on, young ladies, let's have...(Good times)\n  start_ms: 460270\n  end_ms: 463870\n- text: And doowutwelike\n  start_ms: 463870\n  end_ms: 466540\n- text: Now, I can sing, I can dance, I'm the king of romance\n  start_ms: 466540\n  end_ms: 469270\n- text: Are you sweet young ladies gonna give me a chance\n  start_ms: 469270\n  end_ms: 471070\n- text: To doowutchyalike?\n  start_ms: 471070\n  end_ms: 472880\n- text: And get that thing packed tonight\n  start_ms: 472880\n  end_ms: 474630\n- text: Vanessa Williams, ooh, you're so divine\n  start_ms: 474630\n  end_ms: 477330\n- text: Just wanted to put your name in my rhyme\n  start_ms: 477330\n  end_ms: 480080\n- text: And doowutchyalike\n  start_ms: 480080\n  end_ms: 481860\n- text: Yeah, everybody doowutchyalike\n  start_ms: 481860\n  end_ms: 485420\n- text: (Hey, how 'bout you and me just go in the back room right now? Ok? just\n  start_ms: 485420\n  end_ms: 487170\n- text: Me and you)\n  start_ms: 487170\n  end_ms: 489820\n- text: Ooh, ooh\n  start_ms: 489820\n  end_ms: 490760\n- text: (Yo, don't take your clothes off, not yet)\n  start_ms: 490760\n  end_ms: 492600\n- text: Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh\n  start_ms: 492600\n  end_ms: 502370\n- text: (Gowhereyalike, and since you came here you gotta show and prove)\n  start_ms: 502370\n  end_ms: 508630\n- text: I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin'\n  start_ms: 508630\n  end_ms: 510460\n- text: (Sometimes I blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah)\n  start_ms: 510460\n  end_ms: 513160\n- text: I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin'\n  start_ms: 513160\n  end_ms: 514910\n- text: '(If you''re fat, hungry, dirty, and need to take a bath: go wash your feet)'\n  start_ms: 514910\n  end_ms: 519500\n- text: I see, I see, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin'\n  start_ms: 519500\n  end_ms: 520330\n- text: I see, I see, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin'\n  start_ms: 520330\n  end_ms: 521320\n- text: (Just buggin' in the place to be, you got the sound of Shock G)\n  start_ms: 521320\n  end_ms: 530270\n- text: End the record howwelike!\n  start_ms: 530270\n  end_ms: 533120\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 533120\nplain: |-\n  Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\n  Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\n\n  Now as the record spins around, you recognize this sound\n  Well, it's the underground\n  You know that we're down with wutchyalike\n  Yeah, with wutchyalike, yeah\n  And though we're usually on the serious tip, check it out:\n  Tonight we're gonna flip and trip and let it all hang out tonight\n  We're gonna say what we like\n  'Cause, yo, yo, we wanna know how many people in the flow\n  Would like to just let yourselves go\n  And doowutchyalike\n  Yeah, well tonight's your night\n  Just eat food, try not to be crude or rude\n  Kill the attitude, chill the serious mood\n  And doowutchyalike\n  Yeah, and doowutchyalike\n  Everybody doowutchyalike\n\n  Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\n  Yeah, doowutchyalike\n  Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\n  Just doowutchyalike\n  Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\n  Yo, go whereyalike\n  Ooh, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\n\n  I mean rich, poor, high, low, or upper-middle class,\n  Let's all get together and have a few laughs\n  And doowhatwelike\n  Yeah, and doowhatwelike, yeah, and doowhatwelike\n  And since you came here you gotta show and prove\n  And do thatdance, until it don't move\n  Doowutchyalike\n  Sometimes I bite\n  Now if you're hungry, get yourself something to eat\n  And if you're dirty, then go take a bath\n  Messed up the line?\n  Nope, sometimes I don't rhyme\n  Help yourself to a cracker, with a spread of cheddar cheese\n  Have a neck bone, you don't have to say please\n  Eatwutchyalike, yo, smellhowyalike\n  Everybody doowutchyalike\n\n  Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\n  Doowutchyalike\n  Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\n  Yo, doowutchyalike, you know what I'm sayin'?\n  Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\n  Whatever you like to do... talkhowyalike\n  Ooh, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\n\n  Just act a fool, it's okay if you drool\n  'Cause everybody's gonna strip, and jump in the pool\n  And doowhatwelike, yeah, and doowhatwelike\n  Homegirls, for once, forget you got class\n  See a guy you like: just grab 'im in the biscuits!\n  And doowutchyalike\n  Now, red, white, black, tan, yellow, or brown\n  It really doesn't matter, we can all get down\n  And doowhatwelike, yeah, and doowhatwelike\n  From a pink-skinned yankee, to a blue black southerner\n  Ditch digger or a governor\n  Just doowutchyalike\n  Lookhowyalike\n  Now don't you know we're gettin' busy, it can't be corrected\n  Had to be deaf\n  I say whatIlike\n  Like I said, sometimes we bite\n  Even though you don't think it's right\n  Yo, I like to bite\n  Just havin' fun y'all, and if you think that it's wrong\n  You got to admit, it's a new type of song\n  Doowutchyalike\n\n  Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\n  Yeah, doowutchyalike\n  Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\n  Yo, gowhereyalike\n  Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\n  Yo, doowhoyalike\n  Ooh, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\n  Alright, here we go, y'all\n  Doowutchyalike\n  Talkhowyalike\n  Drinkwutchyalike\n  Grabwhoyalike\n  Feelwutchyalike\n  Eatwutchyalike\n  Scratchwhereyalike\n  Itchifyalike\n  (Daddy, can I go outside?)\n  Ha, gowhereyalike, kid!\n\n  Beep\n\n  ...A brief announcement to all radio DJ's: If this record is currently\n  Being played at your station, we will provide the following time for you\n  To announce your station identification\n\n  ...We'd also like to add that we've now reached the three-and-a-half\n  Minute mark of this song. Radio stations may begin your fade here. For\n  Those that would like help, we will start your fade for you...\n\n  Beep\n\n  ...Now if this records is being played a a club, disco, lounge, house\n  Basement, or block party, car stereo, stoop, or at any other social\n  Gathering, we will now allow the beat to continue, and proceed to give\n  You more of what you like. This message has been brought to you by the\n  Makers of the way we swing, and the underground talkhowyalike posse\n\n  (Ah, ah, ah, I feel like a nice big bowl of cereal, icy cold milk)\n  (Daddy, can I eat some ice cream?)\n  (Look, I told you kid, eatwutchyalike, ok?)\n  Now the beat goes on 'til the break of dawn\n  And just peep this, y'all, 'cause we're singin' a song\n  And doowutchyalike, yeah doowutchyalike\n  And since you came here you gotta show and prove\n  And do that dance, until it don't move\n  And doowutchyalike\n  Like I said, sometimes we bite\n  Now we're all gettin' stupid, and actin' a fool\n  Anything that ya really wanna do is cool\n  So, Goldfingers, cutwutchyalike\n  (Now let me tell you who I am... Ah shit...)\n  Now if you're hungry, get yourself something to eat\n  And if you're dirty, then go take a bath\n  And doowutchyalike\n  Stetsasonics, adjust for the hip-hop fans\n  And since we're not your average everyday rap band\n  Yo, Pianoman, playhowyalike\n\n  Just act a fool, it's okay if you drool\n  'Cause everybody's gonna strip, and jump in the pool\n  (Wait a minute, wait a minute, don't take your clothes off yet, not yet\n  Wait 'til we get home)\n  Now if you wear corrective shoes and you got big bunyons\n  Toenails smell and look like onions\n  Don't doowutchyalike--\n  Go see a foot doctor tonight!\n  Yeah, yeah, yeah, everybody doowutchyalike\n\n  Ooh, ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\n  Yeah, doowutchyalike\n  Ooh, ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\n  Know what I'm sayin'? Just doowutchyalike\n  Ooh, ooh, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\n  Ah, everybody doowutchyalike\n  Ooh, ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh\n\n  Straight hair, curled, casual and glamor\n  A shy girl, or loud like a bama\n  From Connecticut, or from Louisiana\n  Bad table ettiqutte, too much chatter\n  Very well spoken, or real bad grammer\n  I minority token, a brother in the slammer\n  A free civilian with a house in Santa Ana\n  If ya got a million, and live in Atlanta\n  If you got a weak bladder, or can't climb a ladder\n  What we're sayin' is, it really doesn't matter\n  I need a word that sounds like \"atta\"\n  Slipped on a peel of banana\n  Doowutchyalike.\n  (Yeah, cool, gettin' stupid, once again, you got the sound of the\n  Underground. Baby dope is in the house.)\n  (Boyyy!)\n  (Are we puttin' things in check, Baby D?)\n  (Too stupid check)\n  (I'm wit' it. Yo Dave, let's show 'em some old school)\n  It makes no sense just standin' around\n  Come on everybody, let's all...(Hang out)\n  Yeah, and doowutwelike\n  From a lime to a lemon, a lemon to a lime\n  Come on, young ladies, let's have...(Good times)\n  And doowutwelike\n  Now, I can sing, I can dance, I'm the king of romance\n  Are you sweet young ladies gonna give me a chance\n  To doowutchyalike?\n  And get that thing packed tonight\n  Vanessa Williams, ooh, you're so divine\n  Just wanted to put your name in my rhyme\n  And doowutchyalike\n  Yeah, everybody doowutchyalike\n  (Hey, how 'bout you and me just go in the back room right now? 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Yo, B, don't be throwin' on my jacket, ok?\nCool, just trying to get your attention\nSo you can take a look at this invention\nNow peep these, I got some more in my jacket\n(Man, what are these, condoms?) Uh uh: sex packets\nIt's like a pill, you can either chew it up\nOr like an alka-seltzer, dissolve it in a cup\nAnd get this: see the girl on the cover?\nYou black out, and she becomes your lover\n(You're trippin) no, I'm serious, these are authentic\n(Yeah, well I don't take hallucenogenics)\nWrong again, my man, this is way more real\nBut since you know everything, I'll make someone else a deal\n\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\n\n(Well now you got me curious, I'm kind thinkin bout buyin it)\nThree for ten dollars, it can't hurt to try it\n(Well what exactly do I get?)\nWell read what it says, look at the picture (Bet\nIt says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, hips 33,\nHmmm, this one here says young black virgin\nMan this is crazy, I'm gonna have to splure an\nGet me a few of these things. How long do they last?)\nWell it depends, let's see\nThese cheap ones here are ten minutes\nBut these are extra power, they last about a half an hour\nAnd these here sell for bout 40\n'Cause you get two girls (Yeah it says orgy)\nRight, and if you're married, it's no big deal\nYou're not cheating at all, you're just poppin a pill\nAnd if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack\nIt's cool, take a packet fool\nBiochemically compacted sexual affection\nNow here, take a look at my selection\n\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\n\n(OK, I want these two boxes of three\nAnd give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy\nAnd, by the way, I need something for my woman)\nSure, I got guy packets (Cool, give me some of em)\nNow let me tell you how to take it:\nEither sit of lie down, and you really should be naked\nOtherwise you're gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean?\nThis is more then just a dream\nIt's very realistic and it's gonna blow your mind\nSo be careful: only take one at a time\nAnd never take one behind the wheel\nYou'll black out and hit a pole (Cool, let's make the deal)\nThese are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10\nJust give me a hundred dollars, I'll call it even\nBut don't pull your money out yet, see\nThere's one or two narcs in this area that sweat me\nOver here, (Yeah, this looks kinda cool\n20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove)\nHere's my number, in case you need to reach me again\nAnd remember, you need to be as safe as you can\nThere's only one thing safer then using your hand\nDial that beeper number, and call the packet man\n\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man","syncedLyrics":"[00:30.13] Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets\n[00:32.68] Today? Yo, B, don't be throwin' on my jacket, ok?\n[00:37.65] Cool, just trying to get your attention\n[00:38.49] So you can take a look at this invention\n[00:38.94] Now peep these, I got some more in my jacket\n[00:43.29] (Man, what are these, condoms?) Uh uh: sex packets\n[00:43.87] It's like a pill, you can either chew it up\n[00:44.18] Or like an alka-seltzer, dissolve it in a cup\n[00:44.98] And get this: see the girl on the cover?\n[00:45.60] You black out, and she becomes your lover\n[00:46.03] (You're trippin) no, I'm serious, these are authentic\n[00:47.27] (Yeah, well I don't take hallucenogenics)\n[00:48.66] Wrong again, my man, this is way more real\n[00:49.86] But since you know everything, I'll make someone else a deal\n[00:51.11] Yeah he's the packet man\n[00:55.64] Yeah he's the packet man\n[00:58.12] Yeah he's the packet man\n[01:02.97] Yeah he's the packet man\n[01:16.61] (Well now you got me curious, I'm kind thinkin bout buyin it)\n[01:18.76] Three for ten dollars, it can't hurt to try it\n[01:22.48] (Well what exactly do I get?)\n[01:23.53] Well read what it says, look at the picture (Bet\n[01:24.39] It says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, hips 33,\n[01:30.25] Hmmm, this one here says young black virgin\n[01:31.56] Man this is crazy, I'm gonna have to splure an\n[01:33.41] Get me a few of these things. How long do they last?)\n[01:35.98] Well it depends, let's see\n[01:38.17] These cheap ones here are ten minutes\n[01:40.39] But these are extra power, they last about a half an hour\n[01:42.81] And these here sell for bout 40\n[01:45.80] 'Cause you get two girls (Yeah it says orgy)\n[01:47.42] Right, and if you're married, it's no big deal\n[01:50.59] You're not cheating at all, you're just poppin a pill\n[01:52.66] And if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack\n[01:55.32] It's cool, take a packet fool\n[01:57.53] Biochemically compacted sexual affection\n[02:00.75] Now here, take a look at my selection\n[02:02.50] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:04.21] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:08.74] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:08.74] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:23.14] (OK, I want these two boxes of three\n[02:23.62] And give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy\n[02:27.18] And, by the way, I need something for my woman)\n[02:29.31] Sure, I got guy packets (Cool, give me some of em)\n[02:31.53] Now let me tell you how to take it:\n[02:34.13] Either sit of lie down, and you really should be naked\n[02:37.14] Otherwise you're gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean?\n[02:39.81] This is more then just a dream\n[02:41.64] It's very realistic and it's gonna blow your mind\n[02:43.98] So be careful: only take one at a time\n[02:46.20] And never take one behind the wheel\n[02:48.28] You'll black out and hit a pole (Cool, let's make the deal)\n[02:51.28] These are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10\n[02:53.55] Just give me a hundred dollars, I'll call it even\n[02:56.34] But don't pull your money out yet, see\n[02:59.69] There's one or two narcs in this area that sweat me\n[03:01.14] Over here, (Yeah, this looks kinda cool\n[03:03.31] 20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove)\n[03:06.89] Here's my number, in case you need to reach me again\n[03:08.05] And remember, you need to be as safe as you can\n[03:10.82] There's only one thing safer then using your hand\n[03:12.92] Dial that beeper number, and call the packet man\n[03:15.54] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:25.38] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:25.94] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:27.58] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:29.44] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Packet Man\n  artist: Digital Underground\n  album: Sex Packets\n  duration_ms: 284000\n  instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets\n  start_ms: 30130\n  end_ms: 32680\n- text: Today? Yo, B, don't be throwin' on my jacket, ok?\n  start_ms: 32680\n  end_ms: 37650\n- text: Cool, just trying to get your attention\n  start_ms: 37650\n  end_ms: 38490\n- text: So you can take a look at this invention\n  start_ms: 38490\n  end_ms: 38940\n- text: Now peep these, I got some more in my jacket\n  start_ms: 38940\n  end_ms: 43290\n- text: '(Man, what are these, condoms?) Uh uh: sex packets'\n  start_ms: 43290\n  end_ms: 43870\n- text: It's like a pill, you can either chew it up\n  start_ms: 43870\n  end_ms: 44180\n- text: Or like an alka-seltzer, dissolve it in a cup\n  start_ms: 44180\n  end_ms: 44980\n- text: 'And get this: see the girl on the cover?'\n  start_ms: 44980\n  end_ms: 45600\n- text: You black out, and she becomes your lover\n  start_ms: 45600\n  end_ms: 46030\n- text: (You're trippin) no, I'm serious, these are authentic\n  start_ms: 46030\n  end_ms: 47270\n- text: (Yeah, well I don't take hallucenogenics)\n  start_ms: 47270\n  end_ms: 48660\n- text: Wrong again, my man, this is way more real\n  start_ms: 48660\n  end_ms: 49860\n- text: But since you know everything, I'll make someone else a deal\n  start_ms: 49860\n  end_ms: 51110\n- text: Yeah he's the packet man\n  start_ms: 51110\n  end_ms: 55640\n- text: Yeah he's the packet man\n  start_ms: 55640\n  end_ms: 58120\n- text: Yeah he's the packet man\n  start_ms: 58120\n  end_ms: 62970\n- text: Yeah he's the packet man\n  start_ms: 62970\n  end_ms: 76610\n- text: (Well now you got me curious, I'm kind thinkin bout buyin it)\n  start_ms: 76610\n  end_ms: 78760\n- text: Three for ten dollars, it can't hurt to try it\n  start_ms: 78760\n  end_ms: 82480\n- text: (Well what exactly do I get?)\n  start_ms: 82480\n  end_ms: 83530\n- text: Well read what it says, look at the picture (Bet\n  start_ms: 83530\n  end_ms: 84390\n- text: It says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, hips 33,\n  start_ms: 84390\n  end_ms: 90250\n- text: Hmmm, this one here says young black virgin\n  start_ms: 90250\n  end_ms: 91560\n- text: Man this is crazy, I'm gonna have to splure an\n  start_ms: 91560\n  end_ms: 93410\n- text: Get me a few of these things. 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Yo, B, don't be throwin' on my jacket, ok?\n  Cool, just trying to get your attention\n  So you can take a look at this invention\n  Now peep these, I got some more in my jacket\n  (Man, what are these, condoms?) Uh uh: sex packets\n  It's like a pill, you can either chew it up\n  Or like an alka-seltzer, dissolve it in a cup\n  And get this: see the girl on the cover?\n  You black out, and she becomes your lover\n  (You're trippin) no, I'm serious, these are authentic\n  (Yeah, well I don't take hallucenogenics)\n  Wrong again, my man, this is way more real\n  But since you know everything, I'll make someone else a deal\n\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n\n  (Well now you got me curious, I'm kind thinkin bout buyin it)\n  Three for ten dollars, it can't hurt to try it\n  (Well what exactly do I get?)\n  Well read what it says, look at the picture (Bet\n  It says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, hips 33,\n  Hmmm, this one here says young black virgin\n  Man this is crazy, I'm gonna have to splure an\n  Get me a few of these things. How long do they last?)\n  Well it depends, let's see\n  These cheap ones here are ten minutes\n  But these are extra power, they last about a half an hour\n  And these here sell for bout 40\n  'Cause you get two girls (Yeah it says orgy)\n  Right, and if you're married, it's no big deal\n  You're not cheating at all, you're just poppin a pill\n  And if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack\n  It's cool, take a packet fool\n  Biochemically compacted sexual affection\n  Now here, take a look at my selection\n\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n\n  (OK, I want these two boxes of three\n  And give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy\n  And, by the way, I need something for my woman)\n  Sure, I got guy packets (Cool, give me some of em)\n  Now let me tell you how to take it:\n  Either sit of lie down, and you really should be naked\n  Otherwise you're gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean?\n  This is more then just a dream\n  It's very realistic and it's gonna blow your mind\n  So be careful: only take one at a time\n  And never take one behind the wheel\n  You'll black out and hit a pole (Cool, let's make the deal)\n  These are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10\n  Just give me a hundred dollars, I'll call it even\n  But don't pull your money out yet, see\n  There's one or two narcs in this area that sweat me\n  Over here, (Yeah, this looks kinda cool\n  20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove)\n  Here's my number, in case you need to reach me again\n  And remember, you need to be as safe as you can\n  There's only one thing safer then using your hand\n  Dial that beeper number, and call the packet man\n\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n"},{"id":354648,"name":"Packet Man","trackName":"Packet Man","artistName":"Digital Underground","albumName":"Sex Packets","duration":279.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets\nToday? Yo, B, don't be throwin' on my jacket, ok?\nCool, just trying to get your attention\nSo you can take a look at this invention\nNow peep these, I got some more in my jacket\n(Man, what are these, condoms?) 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How long do they last?)\nWell it depends, let's see\nThese cheap ones here are ten minutes\nBut these are extra power, they last about a half an hour\nAnd these here sell for bout 40\n'Cause you get two girls (Yeah it says orgy)\nRight, and if you're married, it's no big deal\nYou're not cheating at all, you're just poppin a pill\nAnd if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack\nIt's cool, take a packet fool\nBiochemically compacted sexual affection\nNow here, take a look at my selection\n\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\n\n(OK, I want these two boxes of three\nAnd give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy\nAnd, by the way, I need something for my woman)\nSure, I got guy packets (Cool, give me some of em)\nNow let me tell you how to take it:\nEither sit of lie down, and you really should be naked\nOtherwise you're gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean?\nThis is more then just a dream\nIt's very realistic and it's gonna blow your mind\nSo be careful: only take one at a time\nAnd never take one behind the wheel\nYou'll black out and hit a pole (Cool, let's make the deal)\nThese are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10\nJust give me a hundred dollars, I'll call it even\nBut don't pull your money out yet, see\nThere's one or two narcs in this area that sweat me\nOver here, (Yeah, this looks kinda cool\n20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove)\nHere's my number, in case you need to reach me again\nAnd remember, you need to be as safe as you can\nThere's only one thing safer then using your hand\nDial that beeper number, and call the packet man\n\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man","syncedLyrics":"[00:30.13] Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets\n[00:32.68] Today? Yo, B, don't be throwin' on my jacket, ok?\n[00:37.65] Cool, just trying to get your attention\n[00:38.49] So you can take a look at this invention\n[00:38.94] Now peep these, I got some more in my jacket\n[00:43.29] (Man, what are these, condoms?) Uh uh: sex packets\n[00:43.87] It's like a pill, you can either chew it up\n[00:44.18] Or like an alka-seltzer, dissolve it in a cup\n[00:44.98] And get this: see the girl on the cover?\n[00:45.60] You black out, and she becomes your lover\n[00:46.03] (You're trippin) no, I'm serious, these are authentic\n[00:47.27] (Yeah, well I don't take hallucenogenics)\n[00:48.66] Wrong again, my man, this is way more real\n[00:49.86] But since you know everything, I'll make someone else a deal\n[00:51.11] Yeah he's the packet man\n[00:55.64] Yeah he's the packet man\n[00:58.12] Yeah he's the packet man\n[01:02.97] Yeah he's the packet man\n[01:16.61] (Well now you got me curious, I'm kind thinkin bout buyin it)\n[01:18.76] Three for ten dollars, it can't hurt to try it\n[01:22.48] (Well what exactly do I get?)\n[01:23.53] Well read what it says, look at the picture (Bet\n[01:24.39] It says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, hips 33,\n[01:30.25] Hmmm, this one here says young black virgin\n[01:31.56] Man this is crazy, I'm gonna have to splure an\n[01:33.41] Get me a few of these things. How long do they last?)\n[01:35.98] Well it depends, let's see\n[01:38.17] These cheap ones here are ten minutes\n[01:40.39] But these are extra power, they last about a half an hour\n[01:42.81] And these here sell for bout 40\n[01:45.80] 'Cause you get two girls (Yeah it says orgy)\n[01:47.42] Right, and if you're married, it's no big deal\n[01:50.59] You're not cheating at all, you're just poppin a pill\n[01:52.66] And if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack\n[01:55.32] It's cool, take a packet fool\n[01:57.53] Biochemically compacted sexual affection\n[02:00.75] Now here, take a look at my selection\n[02:02.50] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:04.21] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:08.74] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:08.74] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:23.14] (OK, I want these two boxes of three\n[02:23.62] And give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy\n[02:27.18] And, by the way, I need something for my woman)\n[02:29.31] Sure, I got guy packets (Cool, give me some of em)\n[02:31.53] Now let me tell you how to take it:\n[02:34.13] Either sit of lie down, and you really should be naked\n[02:37.14] Otherwise you're gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean?\n[02:39.81] This is more then just a dream\n[02:41.64] It's very realistic and it's gonna blow your mind\n[02:43.98] So be careful: only take one at a time\n[02:46.20] And never take one behind the wheel\n[02:48.28] You'll black out and hit a pole (Cool, let's make the deal)\n[02:51.28] These are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10\n[02:53.55] Just give me a hundred dollars, I'll call it even\n[02:56.34] But don't pull your money out yet, see\n[02:59.69] There's one or two narcs in this area that sweat me\n[03:01.14] Over here, (Yeah, this looks kinda cool\n[03:03.31] 20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove)\n[03:06.89] Here's my number, in case you need to reach me again\n[03:08.05] And remember, you need to be as safe as you can\n[03:10.82] There's only one thing safer then using your hand\n[03:12.92] Dial that beeper number, and call the packet man\n[03:15.54] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:25.38] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:25.94] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:27.58] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:29.44] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Packet Man\n  artist: Digital Underground\n  album: Sex Packets\n  duration_ms: 279000\n  instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets\n  start_ms: 30130\n  end_ms: 32680\n- text: Today? 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Yo, B, don't be throwin' on my jacket, ok?\n  Cool, just trying to get your attention\n  So you can take a look at this invention\n  Now peep these, I got some more in my jacket\n  (Man, what are these, condoms?) Uh uh: sex packets\n  It's like a pill, you can either chew it up\n  Or like an alka-seltzer, dissolve it in a cup\n  And get this: see the girl on the cover?\n  You black out, and she becomes your lover\n  (You're trippin) no, I'm serious, these are authentic\n  (Yeah, well I don't take hallucenogenics)\n  Wrong again, my man, this is way more real\n  But since you know everything, I'll make someone else a deal\n\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n\n  (Well now you got me curious, I'm kind thinkin bout buyin it)\n  Three for ten dollars, it can't hurt to try it\n  (Well what exactly do I get?)\n  Well read what it says, look at the picture (Bet\n  It says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, hips 33,\n  Hmmm, this one here says young black virgin\n  Man this is crazy, I'm gonna have to splure an\n  Get me a few of these things. How long do they last?)\n  Well it depends, let's see\n  These cheap ones here are ten minutes\n  But these are extra power, they last about a half an hour\n  And these here sell for bout 40\n  'Cause you get two girls (Yeah it says orgy)\n  Right, and if you're married, it's no big deal\n  You're not cheating at all, you're just poppin a pill\n  And if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack\n  It's cool, take a packet fool\n  Biochemically compacted sexual affection\n  Now here, take a look at my selection\n\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n\n  (OK, I want these two boxes of three\n  And give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy\n  And, by the way, I need something for my woman)\n  Sure, I got guy packets (Cool, give me some of em)\n  Now let me tell you how to take it:\n  Either sit of lie down, and you really should be naked\n  Otherwise you're gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean?\n  This is more then just a dream\n  It's very realistic and it's gonna blow your mind\n  So be careful: only take one at a time\n  And never take one behind the wheel\n  You'll black out and hit a pole (Cool, let's make the deal)\n  These are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10\n  Just give me a hundred dollars, I'll call it even\n  But don't pull your money out yet, see\n  There's one or two narcs in this area that sweat me\n  Over here, (Yeah, this looks kinda cool\n  20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove)\n  Here's my number, in case you need to reach me again\n  And remember, you need to be as safe as you can\n  There's only one thing safer then using your hand\n  Dial that beeper number, and call the packet man\n\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n"},{"id":31900562,"name":"Packet Man","trackName":"Packet Man","artistName":"Digital Underground","albumName":"Sex Packets: 35th Anniversary Deluxe Edition","duration":284.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets\nToday? Yo, B, don't be throwin' on my jacket, ok?\nCool, just trying to get your attention\nSo you can take a look at this invention\nNow peep these, I got some more in my jacket\n(Man, what are these, condoms?) 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How long do they last?)\nWell it depends, let's see\nThese cheap ones here are ten minutes\nBut these are extra power, they last about a half an hour\nAnd these here sell for bout 40\n'Cause you get two girls (Yeah it says orgy)\nRight, and if you're married, it's no big deal\nYou're not cheating at all, you're just poppin a pill\nAnd if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack\nIt's cool, take a packet fool\nBiochemically compacted sexual affection\nNow here, take a look at my selection\n\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\n\n(OK, I want these two boxes of three\nAnd give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy\nAnd, by the way, I need something for my woman)\nSure, I got guy packets (Cool, give me some of em)\nNow let me tell you how to take it:\nEither sit of lie down, and you really should be naked\nOtherwise you're gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean?\nThis is more then just a dream\nIt's very realistic and it's gonna blow your mind\nSo be careful: only take one at a time\nAnd never take one behind the wheel\nYou'll black out and hit a pole (Cool, let's make the deal)\nThese are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10\nJust give me a hundred dollars, I'll call it even\nBut don't pull your money out yet, see\nThere's one or two narcs in this area that sweat me\nOver here, (Yeah, this looks kinda cool\n20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove)\nHere's my number, in case you need to reach me again\nAnd remember, you need to be as safe as you can\nThere's only one thing safer then using your hand\nDial that beeper number, and call the packet man\n\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man","syncedLyrics":"[00:30.13] Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets\n[00:32.68] Today? Yo, B, don't be throwin' on my jacket, ok?\n[00:37.65] Cool, just trying to get your attention\n[00:38.49] So you can take a look at this invention\n[00:38.94] Now peep these, I got some more in my jacket\n[00:43.29] (Man, what are these, condoms?) 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Yo, B, don't be throwin' on my jacket, ok?\n  Cool, just trying to get your attention\n  So you can take a look at this invention\n  Now peep these, I got some more in my jacket\n  (Man, what are these, condoms?) Uh uh: sex packets\n  It's like a pill, you can either chew it up\n  Or like an alka-seltzer, dissolve it in a cup\n  And get this: see the girl on the cover?\n  You black out, and she becomes your lover\n  (You're trippin) no, I'm serious, these are authentic\n  (Yeah, well I don't take hallucenogenics)\n  Wrong again, my man, this is way more real\n  But since you know everything, I'll make someone else a deal\n\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n\n  (Well now you got me curious, I'm kind thinkin bout buyin it)\n  Three for ten dollars, it can't hurt to try it\n  (Well what exactly do I get?)\n  Well read what it says, look at the picture (Bet\n  It says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, hips 33,\n  Hmmm, this one here says young black virgin\n  Man this is crazy, I'm gonna have to splure an\n  Get me a few of these things. How long do they last?)\n  Well it depends, let's see\n  These cheap ones here are ten minutes\n  But these are extra power, they last about a half an hour\n  And these here sell for bout 40\n  'Cause you get two girls (Yeah it says orgy)\n  Right, and if you're married, it's no big deal\n  You're not cheating at all, you're just poppin a pill\n  And if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack\n  It's cool, take a packet fool\n  Biochemically compacted sexual affection\n  Now here, take a look at my selection\n\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n\n  (OK, I want these two boxes of three\n  And give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy\n  And, by the way, I need something for my woman)\n  Sure, I got guy packets (Cool, give me some of em)\n  Now let me tell you how to take it:\n  Either sit of lie down, and you really should be naked\n  Otherwise you're gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean?\n  This is more then just a dream\n  It's very realistic and it's gonna blow your mind\n  So be careful: only take one at a time\n  And never take one behind the wheel\n  You'll black out and hit a pole (Cool, let's make the deal)\n  These are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10\n  Just give me a hundred dollars, I'll call it even\n  But don't pull your money out yet, see\n  There's one or two narcs in this area that sweat me\n  Over here, (Yeah, this looks kinda cool\n  20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove)\n  Here's my number, in case you need to reach me again\n  And remember, you need to be as safe as you can\n  There's only one thing safer then using your hand\n  Dial that beeper number, and call the packet man\n\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n"},{"id":17201637,"name":"Packet Man","trackName":"Packet Man","artistName":"Digital Underground","albumName":"Playwutchyalike: The Best of D","duration":279.196735,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets\ntoday? Yo, B, don't be throwin' on my jacket, ok?\nCool, just trying to get your attention\nSo you can take a look at this invention\nNow peep these, I got some more in my jacket\n(Man, what are these, condoms?) Uh uh: sex packets\nIt's like a pill, you can either chew it up\nOr like an alka-seltzer, dissolve it in a cup\nAnd get this: see the girl on the cover?\nYou black out, and she becomes your lover\n(You're trippin) no, I'm serious, these are authentic\n(Yeah, well I don't take hallucenogenics)\nWrong again, my man, this is way more real\nBut since you know everything, I'll make someone else a deal\n\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\n\n(Well now you got me curious, I'm kind thinkin bout buyin it)\nThree for ten dollars, it can't hurt to try it\n(Well what exactly do I get?)\nWell read what it says, look at the picture (Bet\nIt says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, hips 33,\nHmmm, this one here says young black virgin\nMan this is crazy, I'm gonna have to splure an\nget me a few of these things. How long do they last?)\nWell it depends, let's see\nThese cheap ones here are ten minutes\nBut these are extra power, they last about a half an hour\nAnd these here sell for bout 40\n'Cause you get two girls (Yeah it says orgy)\nRight, and if you're married, it's no big deal\nYou're not cheating at all, you're just poppin a pill\nAnd if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack\nIt's cool, take a packet fool\nBiochemically compacted sexual affection\nNow here, take a look at my selection\n\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\n\n(OK, I want these two boxes of three\nAnd give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy\nAnd, by the way, I need something for my woman)\nSure, I got guy packets (Cool, give me some of em)\nNow let me tell you how to take it:\nEither sit of lie down, and you really should be naked\nOtherwise you're gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean?\nThis is more then just a dream\nIt's very realistic and it's gonna blow your mind\nSo be careful: only take one at a time\nAnd never take one behind the wheel\nYou'll black out and hit a pole (Cool, let's make the deal)\nThese are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10\nJust give me a hundred dollars, I'll call it even\nBut don't pull your money out yet, see\nThere's one or two narcs in this area that sweat me\nOver here, (Yeah, this looks kinda cool\n20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove)\nHere's my number, in case you need to reach me again\nAnd remember, you need to be as safe as you can\nThere's only one thing safer then using your hand\nDial that beeper number, and call the packet man\n\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man","syncedLyrics":"[00:18.94] Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets\n[00:20.72] today? Yo, B, don't be throwin' on my jacket, ok?\n[00:24.37] Cool, just trying to get your attention\n[00:26.21] So you can take a look at this invention\n[00:28.03] Now peep these, I got some more in my jacket\n[00:31.62] (Man, what are these, condoms?) Uh uh: sex packets\n[00:33.43] It's like a pill, you can either chew it up\n[00:36.11] Or like an alka-seltzer, dissolve it in a cup\n[00:38.84] And get this: see the girl on the cover?\n[00:41.58] You black out, and she becomes your lover\n[00:43.30] (You're trippin) no, I'm serious, these are authentic\n[00:46.08] (Yeah, well I don't take hallucenogenics)\n[00:47.88] Wrong again, my man, this is way more real\n[00:50.55] But since you know everything, I'll make someone else a deal\n[00:53.34] Yeah he's the packet man\n[00:55.99] Yeah he's the packet man\n[01:01.44] Yeah he's the packet man\n[01:04.11] Yeah he's the packet man\n[01:11.40] (Well now you got me curious, I'm kind thinkin bout buyin it)\n[01:15.85] Three for ten dollars, it can't hurt to try it\n[01:17.62] (Well what exactly do I get?)\n[01:19.42] Well read what it says, look at the picture (Bet\n[01:22.14] It says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, hips 33,\n[01:27.68] Hmmm, this one here says young black virgin\n[01:30.34] Man this is crazy, I'm gonna have to splure an\n[01:32.18] get me a few of these things. How long do they last?)\n[01:35.74] Well it depends, let's see\n[01:37.54] These cheap ones here are ten minutes\n[01:39.39] But these are extra power, they last about a half an hour\n[01:42.89] And these here sell for bout 40\n[01:44.65] 'Cause you get two girls (Yeah it says orgy)\n[01:47.34] Right, and if you're married, it's no big deal\n[01:49.11] You're not cheating at all, you're just poppin a pill\n[01:51.83] And if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack\n[01:54.56] It's cool, take a packet fool\n[01:57.25] Biochemically compacted sexual affection\n[01:59.95] Now here, take a look at my selection\n[02:02.70] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:05.46] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:10.80] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:15.39] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:20.76] (OK, I want these two boxes of three\n[02:23.49] And give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy\n[02:26.17] And, by the way, I need something for my woman)\n[02:28.83] Sure, I got guy packets (Cool, give me some of em)\n[02:31.72] Now let me tell you how to take it:\n[02:33.57] Either sit of lie down, and you really should be naked\n[02:36.27] Otherwise you're gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean?\n[02:39.84] This is more then just a dream\n[02:41.67] It's very realistic and it's gonna blow your mind\n[02:43.42] So be careful: only take one at a time\n[02:46.16] And never take one behind the wheel\n[02:47.98] You'll black out and hit a pole (Cool, let's make the deal)\n[02:50.66] These are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10\n[02:53.35] Just give me a hundred dollars, I'll call it even\n[02:56.03] But don't pull your money out yet, see\n[02:57.84] There's one or two narcs in this area that sweat me\n[03:00.60] Over here, (Yeah, this looks kinda cool\n[03:03.38] 20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove)\n[03:05.14] Here's my number, in case you need to reach me again\n[03:07.89] And remember, you need to be as safe as you can\n[03:10.53] There's only one thing safer then using your hand\n[03:13.28] Dial that beeper number, and call the packet man\n[03:15.91] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:18.66] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:24.05] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:28.66] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:34.92] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Packet Man\n  artist: Digital Underground\n  album: 'Playwutchyalike: The Best of D'\n  duration_ms: 279197\n  instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets\n  start_ms: 18940\n  end_ms: 20720\n- text: today? 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How long do they last?)\n  Well it depends, let's see\n  These cheap ones here are ten minutes\n  But these are extra power, they last about a half an hour\n  And these here sell for bout 40\n  'Cause you get two girls (Yeah it says orgy)\n  Right, and if you're married, it's no big deal\n  You're not cheating at all, you're just poppin a pill\n  And if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack\n  It's cool, take a packet fool\n  Biochemically compacted sexual affection\n  Now here, take a look at my selection\n\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n\n  (OK, I want these two boxes of three\n  And give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy\n  And, by the way, I need something for my woman)\n  Sure, I got guy packets (Cool, give me some of em)\n  Now let me tell you how to take it:\n  Either sit of lie down, and you really should be naked\n  Otherwise you're gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean?\n  This is more then just a dream\n  It's very realistic and it's gonna blow your mind\n  So be careful: only take one at a time\n  And never take one behind the wheel\n  You'll black out and hit a pole (Cool, let's make the deal)\n  These are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10\n  Just give me a hundred dollars, I'll call it even\n  But don't pull your money out yet, see\n  There's one or two narcs in this area that sweat me\n  Over here, (Yeah, this looks kinda cool\n  20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove)\n  Here's my number, in case you need to reach me again\n  And remember, you need to be as safe as you can\n  There's only one thing safer then using your hand\n  Dial that beeper number, and call the packet man\n\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n"},{"id":25257129,"name":"Packet Man","trackName":"Packet Man","artistName":"Digital Underground","albumName":"Sex Packets","duration":290.6691,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets\nToday? Yo, B, don't be throwin' on my jacket, ok?\nCool, just trying to get your attention\nSo you can take a look at this invention\nNow peep these, I got some more in my jacket\n(Man, what are these, condoms?) Uh uh: sex packets\nIt's like a pill, you can either chew it up\nOr like an alka-seltzer, dissolve it in a cup\nAnd get this: see the girl on the cover?\nYou black out, and she becomes your lover\n(You're trippin) no, I'm serious, these are authentic\n(Yeah, well I don't take hallucenogenics)\nWrong again, my man, this is way more real\nBut since you know everything, I'll make someone else a deal\n\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\n\n(Well now you got me curious, I'm kind thinkin bout buyin it)\nThree for ten dollars, it can't hurt to try it\n(Well what exactly do I get?)\nWell read what it says, look at the picture (Bet\nIt says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, hips 33,\nHmmm, this one here says young black virgin\nMan this is crazy, I'm gonna have to splure an\nGet me a few of these things. How long do they last?)\nWell it depends, let's see\nThese cheap ones here are ten minutes\nBut these are extra power, they last about a half an hour\nAnd these here sell for bout 40\n'Cause you get two girls (Yeah it says orgy)\nRight, and if you're married, it's no big deal\nYou're not cheating at all, you're just poppin a pill\nAnd if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack\nIt's cool, take a packet fool\nBiochemically compacted sexual affection\nNow here, take a look at my selection\n\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\n\n(OK, I want these two boxes of three\nAnd give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy\nAnd, by the way, I need something for my woman)\nSure, I got guy packets (Cool, give me some of em)\nNow let me tell you how to take it:\nEither sit of lie down, and you really should be naked\nOtherwise you're gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean?\nThis is more then just a dream\nIt's very realistic and it's gonna blow your mind\nSo be careful: only take one at a time\nAnd never take one behind the wheel\nYou'll black out and hit a pole (Cool, let's make the deal)\nThese are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10\nJust give me a hundred dollars, I'll call it even\nBut don't pull your money out yet, see\nThere's one or two narcs in this area that sweat me\nOver here, (Yeah, this looks kinda cool\n20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove)\nHere's my number, in case you need to reach me again\nAnd remember, you need to be as safe as you can\nThere's only one thing safer then using your hand\nDial that beeper number, and call the packet man\n\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man","syncedLyrics":"[00:30.13] Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets\n[00:32.68] Today? Yo, B, don't be throwin' on my jacket, ok?\n[00:37.65] Cool, just trying to get your attention\n[00:38.49] So you can take a look at this invention\n[00:38.94] Now peep these, I got some more in my jacket\n[00:43.29] (Man, what are these, condoms?) Uh uh: sex packets\n[00:43.87] It's like a pill, you can either chew it up\n[00:44.18] Or like an alka-seltzer, dissolve it in a cup\n[00:44.98] And get this: see the girl on the cover?\n[00:45.60] You black out, and she becomes your lover\n[00:46.03] (You're trippin) no, I'm serious, these are authentic\n[00:47.27] (Yeah, well I don't take hallucenogenics)\n[00:48.66] Wrong again, my man, this is way more real\n[00:49.86] But since you know everything, I'll make someone else a deal\n[00:51.11] Yeah he's the packet man\n[00:55.64] Yeah he's the packet man\n[00:58.12] Yeah he's the packet man\n[01:02.97] Yeah he's the packet man\n[01:16.61] (Well now you got me curious, I'm kind thinkin bout buyin it)\n[01:18.76] Three for ten dollars, it can't hurt to try it\n[01:22.48] (Well what exactly do I get?)\n[01:23.53] Well read what it says, look at the picture (Bet\n[01:24.39] It says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, hips 33,\n[01:30.25] Hmmm, this one here says young black virgin\n[01:31.56] Man this is crazy, I'm gonna have to splure an\n[01:33.41] Get me a few of these things. How long do they last?)\n[01:35.98] Well it depends, let's see\n[01:38.17] These cheap ones here are ten minutes\n[01:40.39] But these are extra power, they last about a half an hour\n[01:42.81] And these here sell for bout 40\n[01:45.80] 'Cause you get two girls (Yeah it says orgy)\n[01:47.42] Right, and if you're married, it's no big deal\n[01:50.59] You're not cheating at all, you're just poppin a pill\n[01:52.66] And if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack\n[01:55.32] It's cool, take a packet fool\n[01:57.53] Biochemically compacted sexual affection\n[02:00.75] Now here, take a look at my selection\n[02:02.50] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:04.21] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:08.74] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:08.74] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:23.14] (OK, I want these two boxes of three\n[02:23.62] And give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy\n[02:27.18] And, by the way, I need something for my woman)\n[02:29.31] Sure, I got guy packets (Cool, give me some of em)\n[02:31.53] Now let me tell you how to take it:\n[02:34.13] Either sit of lie down, and you really should be naked\n[02:37.14] Otherwise you're gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean?\n[02:39.81] This is more then just a dream\n[02:41.64] It's very realistic and it's gonna blow your mind\n[02:43.98] So be careful: only take one at a time\n[02:46.20] And never take one behind the wheel\n[02:48.28] You'll black out and hit a pole (Cool, let's make the deal)\n[02:51.28] These are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10\n[02:53.55] Just give me a hundred dollars, I'll call it even\n[02:56.34] But don't pull your money out yet, see\n[02:59.69] There's one or two narcs in this area that sweat me\n[03:01.14] Over here, (Yeah, this looks kinda cool\n[03:03.31] 20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove)\n[03:06.89] Here's my number, in case you need to reach me again\n[03:08.05] And remember, you need to be as safe as you can\n[03:10.82] There's only one thing safer then using your hand\n[03:12.92] Dial that beeper number, and call the packet man\n[03:15.54] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:25.38] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:25.94] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:27.58] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:29.44] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Packet Man\n  artist: Digital Underground\n  album: Sex Packets\n  duration_ms: 290669\n  instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets\n  start_ms: 30130\n  end_ms: 32680\n- text: Today? 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How long do they last?)\nWell it depends, let's see\nThese cheap ones here are ten minutes\nBut these are extra power, they last about a half an hour\nAnd these here sell for bout 40\n'Cause you get two girls (Yeah it says orgy)\nRight, and if you're married, it's no big deal\nYou're not cheating at all, you're just poppin a pill\nAnd if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack\nIt's cool, take a packet fool\nBiochemically compacted sexual affection\nNow here, take a look at my selection\n\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\n\n(OK, I want these two boxes of three\nAnd give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy\nAnd, by the way, I need something for my woman)\nSure, I got guy packets (Cool, give me some of em)\nNow let me tell you how to take it:\nEither sit of lie down, and you really should be naked\nOtherwise you're gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean?\nThis is more then just a dream\nIt's very realistic and it's gonna blow your mind\nSo be careful: only take one at a time\nAnd never take one behind the wheel\nYou'll black out and hit a pole (Cool, let's make the deal)\nThese are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10\nJust give me a hundred dollars, I'll call it even\nBut don't pull your money out yet, see\nThere's one or two narcs in this area that sweat me\nOver here, (Yeah, this looks kinda cool\n20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove)\nHere's my number, in case you need to reach me again\nAnd remember, you need to be as safe as you can\nThere's only one thing safer then using your hand\nDial that beeper number, and call the packet man\n\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man\nYeah he's the packet man","syncedLyrics":"[00:30.13] Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets\n[00:32.68] Today? Yo, B, don't be throwin' on my jacket, ok?\n[00:37.65] Cool, just trying to get your attention\n[00:38.49] So you can take a look at this invention\n[00:38.94] Now peep these, I got some more in my jacket\n[00:43.29] (Man, what are these, condoms?) Uh uh: sex packets\n[00:43.87] It's like a pill, you can either chew it up\n[00:44.18] Or like an alka-seltzer, dissolve it in a cup\n[00:44.98] And get this: see the girl on the cover?\n[00:45.60] You black out, and she becomes your lover\n[00:46.03] (You're trippin) no, I'm serious, these are authentic\n[00:47.27] (Yeah, well I don't take hallucenogenics)\n[00:48.66] Wrong again, my man, this is way more real\n[00:49.86] But since you know everything, I'll make someone else a deal\n[00:51.11] Yeah he's the packet man\n[00:55.64] Yeah he's the packet man\n[00:58.12] Yeah he's the packet man\n[01:02.97] Yeah he's the packet man\n[01:16.61] (Well now you got me curious, I'm kind thinkin bout buyin it)\n[01:18.76] Three for ten dollars, it can't hurt to try it\n[01:22.48] (Well what exactly do I get?)\n[01:23.53] Well read what it says, look at the picture (Bet\n[01:24.39] It says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, hips 33,\n[01:30.25] Hmmm, this one here says young black virgin\n[01:31.56] Man this is crazy, I'm gonna have to splure an\n[01:33.41] Get me a few of these things. How long do they last?)\n[01:35.98] Well it depends, let's see\n[01:38.17] These cheap ones here are ten minutes\n[01:40.39] But these are extra power, they last about a half an hour\n[01:42.81] And these here sell for bout 40\n[01:45.80] 'Cause you get two girls (Yeah it says orgy)\n[01:47.42] Right, and if you're married, it's no big deal\n[01:50.59] You're not cheating at all, you're just poppin a pill\n[01:52.66] And if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack\n[01:55.32] It's cool, take a packet fool\n[01:57.53] Biochemically compacted sexual affection\n[02:00.75] Now here, take a look at my selection\n[02:02.50] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:04.21] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:08.74] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:08.74] Yeah he's the packet man\n[02:23.14] (OK, I want these two boxes of three\n[02:23.62] And give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy\n[02:27.18] And, by the way, I need something for my woman)\n[02:29.31] Sure, I got guy packets (Cool, give me some of em)\n[02:31.53] Now let me tell you how to take it:\n[02:34.13] Either sit of lie down, and you really should be naked\n[02:37.14] Otherwise you're gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean?\n[02:39.81] This is more then just a dream\n[02:41.64] It's very realistic and it's gonna blow your mind\n[02:43.98] So be careful: only take one at a time\n[02:46.20] And never take one behind the wheel\n[02:48.28] You'll black out and hit a pole (Cool, let's make the deal)\n[02:51.28] These are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10\n[02:53.55] Just give me a hundred dollars, I'll call it even\n[02:56.34] But don't pull your money out yet, see\n[02:59.69] There's one or two narcs in this area that sweat me\n[03:01.14] Over here, (Yeah, this looks kinda cool\n[03:03.31] 20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove)\n[03:06.89] Here's my number, in case you need to reach me again\n[03:08.05] And remember, you need to be as safe as you can\n[03:10.82] There's only one thing safer then using your hand\n[03:12.92] Dial that beeper number, and call the packet man\n[03:15.54] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:25.38] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:25.94] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:27.58] Yeah he's the packet man\n[03:29.44] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Packet Man\n  artist: Digital Underground\n  album: This is an E.P. 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Uh uh: sex packets'\n  start_ms: 43290\n  end_ms: 43870\n- text: It's like a pill, you can either chew it up\n  start_ms: 43870\n  end_ms: 44180\n- text: Or like an alka-seltzer, dissolve it in a cup\n  start_ms: 44180\n  end_ms: 44980\n- text: 'And get this: see the girl on the cover?'\n  start_ms: 44980\n  end_ms: 45600\n- text: You black out, and she becomes your lover\n  start_ms: 45600\n  end_ms: 46030\n- text: (You're trippin) no, I'm serious, these are authentic\n  start_ms: 46030\n  end_ms: 47270\n- text: (Yeah, well I don't take hallucenogenics)\n  start_ms: 47270\n  end_ms: 48660\n- text: Wrong again, my man, this is way more real\n  start_ms: 48660\n  end_ms: 49860\n- text: But since you know everything, I'll make someone else a deal\n  start_ms: 49860\n  end_ms: 51110\n- text: Yeah he's the packet man\n  start_ms: 51110\n  end_ms: 55640\n- text: Yeah he's the packet man\n  start_ms: 55640\n  end_ms: 58120\n- text: Yeah he's the packet man\n  start_ms: 58120\n  end_ms: 62970\n- text: Yeah he's the packet man\n  start_ms: 62970\n  end_ms: 76610\n- text: (Well now you got me curious, I'm kind thinkin bout buyin it)\n  start_ms: 76610\n  end_ms: 78760\n- text: Three for ten dollars, it can't hurt to try it\n  start_ms: 78760\n  end_ms: 82480\n- text: (Well what exactly do I get?)\n  start_ms: 82480\n  end_ms: 83530\n- text: Well read what it says, look at the picture (Bet\n  start_ms: 83530\n  end_ms: 84390\n- text: It says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, hips 33,\n  start_ms: 84390\n  end_ms: 90250\n- text: Hmmm, this one here says young black virgin\n  start_ms: 90250\n  end_ms: 91560\n- text: Man this is crazy, I'm gonna have to splure an\n  start_ms: 91560\n  end_ms: 93410\n- text: Get me a few of these things. 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Yo, B, don't be throwin' on my jacket, ok?\n  Cool, just trying to get your attention\n  So you can take a look at this invention\n  Now peep these, I got some more in my jacket\n  (Man, what are these, condoms?) Uh uh: sex packets\n  It's like a pill, you can either chew it up\n  Or like an alka-seltzer, dissolve it in a cup\n  And get this: see the girl on the cover?\n  You black out, and she becomes your lover\n  (You're trippin) no, I'm serious, these are authentic\n  (Yeah, well I don't take hallucenogenics)\n  Wrong again, my man, this is way more real\n  But since you know everything, I'll make someone else a deal\n\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n\n  (Well now you got me curious, I'm kind thinkin bout buyin it)\n  Three for ten dollars, it can't hurt to try it\n  (Well what exactly do I get?)\n  Well read what it says, look at the picture (Bet\n  It says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, hips 33,\n  Hmmm, this one here says young black virgin\n  Man this is crazy, I'm gonna have to splure an\n  Get me a few of these things. How long do they last?)\n  Well it depends, let's see\n  These cheap ones here are ten minutes\n  But these are extra power, they last about a half an hour\n  And these here sell for bout 40\n  'Cause you get two girls (Yeah it says orgy)\n  Right, and if you're married, it's no big deal\n  You're not cheating at all, you're just poppin a pill\n  And if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack\n  It's cool, take a packet fool\n  Biochemically compacted sexual affection\n  Now here, take a look at my selection\n\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n\n  (OK, I want these two boxes of three\n  And give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy\n  And, by the way, I need something for my woman)\n  Sure, I got guy packets (Cool, give me some of em)\n  Now let me tell you how to take it:\n  Either sit of lie down, and you really should be naked\n  Otherwise you're gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean?\n  This is more then just a dream\n  It's very realistic and it's gonna blow your mind\n  So be careful: only take one at a time\n  And never take one behind the wheel\n  You'll black out and hit a pole (Cool, let's make the deal)\n  These are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10\n  Just give me a hundred dollars, I'll call it even\n  But don't pull your money out yet, see\n  There's one or two narcs in this area that sweat me\n  Over here, (Yeah, this looks kinda cool\n  20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove)\n  Here's my number, in case you need to reach me again\n  And remember, you need to be as safe as you can\n  There's only one thing safer then using your hand\n  Dial that beeper number, and call the packet man\n\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n  Yeah he's the packet man\n"}]