[{"id":11063400,"name":"We Could Try and Do It, Santa","trackName":"We Could Try and Do It, Santa","artistName":"Animaniacs","albumName":"Animaniacs: Season 3 (Soundtrack from the Animated Series)","duration":193.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":true,"plainLyrics":"Well we could try to do it, Santa\nBut without your magic ways\nThere's no way we'd fit\nEight billion presents in this tiny sleigh!\nWe don't know how to make reindeer fly\nAnd even if we did,\nIt would take us weeks to ride\nFrom Puerto Rico to Madrid!\n\nSince we've only got one evening\nTo deliver all these toys\nTo a billion different households\nFull of parents, girls and boys\nWe would need an average sleigh speed\nOf at least 12 miles per second\nThat's not counting bathroom breaks,\nUnless the sleigh's got a poop deck\nAnd I think Prancer and the others\nMight burn up if we're that fast\nDue to atmospheric drag,\nJust like a meteoric blast\n'Cause these speeds would mean the reindeer\nReach three thousand Fahrenheit\nThey'd explode just moments into\nOur inaugural Christmas flight\nAnd the sonic boom would work its way\nThrough Dasher, Donner, Dancer\nSoon engulfing Cupid, Comet –\nSanta, this can't be the answer!\nSee, the last thing that we'd wanna do\nIs make the reindeer yelp\n\nWe could try to do it, Santa –\nBut we think we'd need your help!\n\nWe could try to do it, Santa,\nBut for us three Christmas rookies\nThat's an awful lot of milk,\nAnd that's an awful lot of cookies\nLet's assume four choc-chip biscuits\nAnd a pint of milk per house\nThat's a hundred thousand pounds\nOf sugar -- only counting Laos!\nIn Africa alone,\nThe three of us would have to drink\nSix-hundred-million milky gallons,\nWhich is just enough, I think\nTo fill up every single pool\nIn Miami and Tallahassee\nAnd Yakko can't drink milk at all\nThe lactose makes him gassy!\nBefore the night is out,\nEach one of us will have knocked back\nRoughly seven trillion calories,\n(That's not including snacks)\nAnd our weight-gain would be somewhere\nNorth of 6 quintillion tons\nWhich would make our bodies denser\nThan the plasma in the sun\nWe'd implode upon ourselves,\nJust like three mini neutron stars\nEach exerting the same pull\nAs all the gravity of Mars\nAnd our mass would tear the Earth\nInto a million tiny shreds\n\nWe could try to do it, Santa –\n-- But think you should go instead!\nWe could try to do it, Santa, but --\nI see where this is going...\n\n-- Without using mass surveillance,\nWe would have no way of knowing\nWhich of all the girls and boys were nice,\nAnd which ones had been naughty\nBut the problem is this spying thing\nWon't fly in fed'ral court,\nSee, we would need to put a wire-tap on\nEvery single phone\nAnd log every single web search,\nAnd pilot every drone\n'Til we had a constant feed\nOf every single child on Earth\n(And with every single second, Santa,\nFive more moms give birth)\nSee, there's just no way to spy on\nAll those kids all by ourselves\nSo we'd have to form an agency\nFrom all your worker-elves\nWith a team of thousands, sure, maybe\nWe could handle the load\nThen one would surely blow the whistle,\nThough, our own Elf Edward Snowden\nThen our crooked operation would\nCollapse in on itself\nAnd Vlad would give asylum to that\nLoose-lipped little elf\nAnd we'd take the fall, we're not\nAbove the law in any way,\n\nWe could try to do it, Santa --\n-- But we're not the N.S.A!","syncedLyrics":"[00:00.30]Well we could try to do it, Santa\n[00:03.26]But without your magic ways\n[00:05.43]There's no way we'd fit\n[00:06.86]Eight billion presents in this tiny sleigh!\n[00:10.03]We don't know how to make reindeer fly\n[00:12.75]And even if we did,\n[00:14.65]It would take us weeks to ride\n[00:16.58]From Puerto Rico to Madrid!\n[00:19.47]Since we've only got one evening\n[00:21.16]To deliver all these toys\n[00:22.97]To a billion different households\n[00:24.66]Full of parents, girls and boys\n[00:26.42]We would need an average sleigh speed\n[00:28.11]Of at least 12 miles per second\n[00:29.85]That's not counting bathroom breaks,\n[00:31.34]Unless the sleigh's got a poop deck\n[00:33.18]And I think Prancer and the others\n[00:34.95]Might burn up if we're that fast\n[00:36.79]Due to atmospheric drag,\n[00:38.13]Just like a meteoric blast\n[00:40.09]'Cause these speeds would mean the reindeer\n[00:41.73]Reach three thousand Fahrenheit\n[00:43.58]They'd explode just moments into\n[00:45.25]Our inaugural Christmas flight\n[00:47.03]And the sonic boom would work its way\n[00:48.87]Through Dasher, Donner, Dancer\n[00:50.37]Soon engulfing Cupid, Comet –\n[00:52.05]Santa, this can't be the answer!\n[00:53.76]See, the last thing that we'd wanna do\n[00:55.76]Is make the reindeer yelp\n[00:57.25]We could try to do it, Santa –\n[00:58.96]But we think we'd need your help!\n[01:07.52]We could try to do it, Santa,\n[01:09.19]But for us three Christmas rookies\n[01:10.93]That's an awful lot of milk,\n[01:12.45]And that's an awful lot of cookies\n[01:14.14]Let's assume four choc-chip biscuits\n[01:15.98]And a pint of milk per house\n[01:17.53]That's a hundred thousand pounds\n[01:19.03]Of sugar -- only counting Laos!\n[01:21.05]In Africa alone,\n[01:22.30]The three of us would have to drink\n[01:23.98]Six-hundred-million milky gallons,\n[01:25.77]Which is just enough, I think\n[01:27.22]To fill up every single pool\n[01:28.93]In Miami and Tallahassee\n[01:30.92]And Yakko can't drink milk at all\n[01:32.61]The lactose makes him gassy!\n[01:34.29]Before the night is out,\n[01:35.51]Each one of us will have knocked back\n[01:37.33]Roughly seven trillion calories,\n[01:39.47](That's not including snacks)\n[01:40.75]And our weight-gain would be somewhere\n[01:42.32]North of 6 quintillion tons\n[01:44.02]Which would make our bodies denser\n[01:45.68]Than the plasma in the sun\n[01:47.39]We'd implode upon ourselves,\n[01:48.80]Just like three mini neutron stars\n[01:50.63]Each exerting the same pull\n[01:52.16]As all the gravity of Mars\n[01:53.96]And our mass would tear the Earth\n[01:55.49]Into a million tiny shreds\n[01:57.22]We could try to do it, Santa –\n[01:58.88]-- But think you should go instead!\n[02:03.88]We could try to do it, Santa, but --\n[02:05.66]I see where this is going...\n[02:07.03]-- Without using mass surveillance,\n[02:08.63]We would have no way of knowing\n[02:10.14]Which of all the girls and boys were nice,\n[02:12.07]And which ones had been naughty\n[02:13.36]But the problem is this spying thing\n[02:15.19]Won't fly in fed'ral court,\n[02:16.48]See, we would need to put a wire-tap on\n[02:18.63]Every single phone\n[02:19.86]And log every single web search,\n[02:21.60]And pilot every drone\n[02:22.97]'Til we had a constant feed\n[02:24.48]Of every single child on Earth\n[02:26.42](And with every single second, Santa,\n[02:28.18]Five more moms give birth)\n[02:30.10]See, there's just no way to spy on\n[02:31.85]All those kids all by ourselves\n[02:33.34]So we'd have to form 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