[{"id":10070899,"name":"The Bayeux Tapestry","trackName":"The Bayeux Tapestry","artistName":"Animaniacs","albumName":"Animaniacs: Season 2 (Soundtrack from the Animated Series)","duration":141.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":true,"plainLyrics":"Well, the Normans conquered England\nIn the year 1066\nBack when dentists weren't a thing\nAnd everyone had fleas and ticks\nTo commemorate their battle\nAnd their courage in the fight\nThe Normans made the Bayeux Tapestry\nWhose tale I'll now recite\n\nOh, King Edward, he was this guy\nHe was ruler, king, and czar\nBut the apples from his family tree had fallen pretty far\nWhen he passed away, those leeches didn't even wait a day\nThey all went in for the scepter like a Vegas night buffet\n\nThis guy Harold, Earl of Sussex\nWho was rocking this goatee\nPut his hand up high and swore\n\"Edward gave England to me!\"\nSo he had the Archie Bishop go ahead and crown him king\nBut our hero said no thanks to kissing Harold's stupid 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sad)\n\nWilliam the Conquerer\nHe stole our hearts\nBurned down our houses and our horses and our carts\nWith his brothers Bob and Odo\nHe had sailed across the sea\nSure, he killed a lot of people\nBut that's ancient history\n\nWilliam the Conquerer\nHe was so neat\nWhen enemies mocked him\nHe cut off their feet\nHe's probably getting tortured down in Hades by some ghoul\nBut he's related to Elizabeth\nThat's why we think he's cool\n\nNow that's a crash course in the Tapestry you'll never learn in school","syncedLyrics":"[00:03.56]Well, the Normans conquered England\n[00:05.42]In the year 1066\n[00:07.22]Back when dentists weren't a thing\n[00:08.83]And everyone had fleas and ticks\n[00:10.91]To commemorate their battle\n[00:12.57]And their courage in the fight\n[00:14.22]The Normans made the Bayeux Tapestry\n[00:16.53]Whose tale I'll now recite\n[00:22.73]Oh, King Edward, he was this guy\n[00:24.38]He was ruler, king, and czar\n[00:25.85]But the apples from his family tree had fallen 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neat\n[02:02.62]When enemies mocked him\n[02:04.27]He cut off their feet\n[02:05.81]He's probably getting tortured down in Hades by some ghoul\n[02:08.63]But he's related to Elizabeth\n[02:10.62]That's why we think he's cool\n[02:11.83]Now that's a crash course in the Tapestry you'll never learn in school","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: The Bayeux Tapestry\n  artist: Animaniacs\n  album: 'Animaniacs: Season 2 (Soundtrack from the Animated Series)'\n  duration_ms: 141000\n  instrumental: false\n  language: en\nlines:\n- text: Well, the Normans conquered England\n  start_ms: 3560\n  end_ms: 5420\n  words:\n  - text: 'Well, '\n    start_ms: 3560\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 3912\n  - text: 'Normans '\n    start_ms: 4069\n  - text: 'conquered '\n    start_ms: 4519\n  - text: England\n    start_ms: 4911\n- text: In the year 1066\n  start_ms: 5420\n  end_ms: 7220\n  words:\n  - text: 'In '\n    start_ms: 5420\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 5615\n  - text: 'year '\n   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