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Delete immediately before someone gets hurt\nForward this message on to everybody\n\nSoon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls\nIt'll make your keyboard all sticky, give your poodle a hickey\nAnd invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney\nThen, it will tie up your phone, making prank long-distance calls\nIt'll set your clocks back an hour and start clogging the shower\nSo just trash it now, or else it will\nDecide to give you a permanent wedgie\nLegally change your name to Reggie\nEven mess up the pH balance in your pool\n\nLook out! It's gonna melt your face right off your skull\nLook out! And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull\nLook out! And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're trying to sleep\nLook out! And make you physically attracted to sheep\nLook out! Steal your identity and your credit card\nLook out! Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards\nLook out! Then cause a major rift in time and space\nAnd leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place\nThat's right, it's a\n\nVirus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt\nForward this message on to everybody\n\nVirus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt\nForward this message on to everybody\nWarn all your friends, send this to everybody\nTell everyone you know, tell everybody now\n\nIf you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born\nSo before it emails your grandmother all of your porn\nTurn off your computer and make sure it powers down\nDrop it in a 43-foot hole in the ground\nBury it completely, rocks and boulders should be fine\nThen burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online\n\nVirus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt\nForward this message on to everybody\n\nVirus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt\nForward this message on to everybody\n\nVirus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt\nForward this message on to everybody\nWarn all your friends, send this to everybody\nTell everyone you know, tell everybody now\n\nWhat are you waiting for?\nJust hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know!\nHit \"Send\" right now!","syncedLyrics":"[00:05.52] Hey everyone, listen up, your attention if you please\n[00:11.16] Really wanna give you a warning 'cause I found out this morning\n[00:14.18] 'Bout a dangerous, insidious computer virus\n[00:17.66] If you should get an e-mail with the subject \"Stinky Cheese\"\n[00:22.76] Better not go taking your chances\n[00:24.31] Under no circumstances should you open it or else it will\n[00:29.08] Translate your documents into Swahili\n[00:33.03] Make your TV record Gigli\n[00:35.10] Neuter your pets and give your laundry static cling\n[00:39.98] Look out! It's gonna make your computer screen freeze\n[00:43.56] Look out! Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs\n[00:46.43] Look out! 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And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're trying to sleep\n[01:48.65] Look out! And make you physically attracted to sheep\n[01:51.65] Look out! Steal your identity and your credit card\n[01:54.56] Look out! Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards\n[01:57.55] Look out! Then cause a major rift in time and space\n[02:00.59] And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place\n[02:03.72] That's right, it's a\n[02:05.53] Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt\n[02:10.83] Forward this message on to everybody\n[02:14.38] Virus alert! 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Delete immediately before someone gets hurt\n  start_ms: 53250\n  end_ms: 58950\n- text: Forward this message on to everybody\n  start_ms: 58950\n  end_ms: 64920\n- text: Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls\n  start_ms: 64920\n  end_ms: 70450\n- text: It'll make your keyboard all sticky, give your poodle a hickey\n  start_ms: 70450\n  end_ms: 73700\n- text: And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney\n  start_ms: 73700\n  end_ms: 76780\n- text: Then, it will tie up your phone, making prank long-distance calls\n  start_ms: 76780\n  end_ms: 82270\n- text: It'll set your clocks back an hour and start clogging the shower\n  start_ms: 82270\n  end_ms: 85180\n- text: So just trash it now, or else it will\n  start_ms: 85180\n  end_ms: 88450\n- text: Decide to give you a permanent wedgie\n  start_ms: 88450\n  end_ms: 92490\n- text: Legally change your name to Reggie\n  start_ms: 92490\n  end_ms: 94530\n- text: Even mess up the pH balance in your pool\n  start_ms: 94530\n  end_ms: 100060\n- text: Look out! It's gonna melt your face right off your skull\n  start_ms: 100060\n  end_ms: 102860\n- text: Look out! And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull\n  start_ms: 102860\n  end_ms: 105820\n- text: Look out! And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're trying to sleep\n  start_ms: 105820\n  end_ms: 108650\n- text: Look out! And make you physically attracted to sheep\n  start_ms: 108650\n  end_ms: 111650\n- text: Look out! Steal your identity and your credit card\n  start_ms: 111650\n  end_ms: 114540\n- text: Look out! Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards\n  start_ms: 114540\n  end_ms: 117580\n- text: Look out! Then cause a major rift in time and space\n  start_ms: 117580\n  end_ms: 120550\n- text: And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place\n  start_ms: 120550\n  end_ms: 123790\n- text: That's right, it's a\n  start_ms: 123790\n  end_ms: 125530\n- text: Virus alert! 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Delete immediately before someone gets hurt\n  start_ms: 134380\n  end_ms: 140250\n- text: Forward this message on to everybody\n  start_ms: 140250\n  end_ms: 143030\n- text: Warn all your friends, send this to everybody\n  start_ms: 143030\n  end_ms: 145840\n- text: Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now\n  start_ms: 145840\n  end_ms: 151380\n- text: If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born\n  start_ms: 151380\n  end_ms: 157060\n- text: So before it emails your grandmother all of your porn\n  start_ms: 157060\n  end_ms: 163050\n- text: Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down\n  start_ms: 163050\n  end_ms: 166380\n- text: Drop it in a 43-foot hole in the ground\n  start_ms: 166380\n  end_ms: 169330\n- text: Bury it completely, rocks and boulders should be fine\n  start_ms: 169330\n  end_ms: 172120\n- text: Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online\n  start_ms: 172120\n  end_ms: 178210\n- text: Virus alert! 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It's gonna make your computer screen freeze\n  Look out! Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs\n  Look out! Erase your hard drive and your backups too\n  And the hard drive of anyone related to you\n\n  Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt\n  Forward this message on to everybody\n\n  Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls\n  It'll make your keyboard all sticky, give your poodle a hickey\n  And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney\n  Then, it will tie up your phone, making prank long-distance calls\n  It'll set your clocks back an hour and start clogging the shower\n  So just trash it now, or else it will\n  Decide to give you a permanent wedgie\n  Legally change your name to Reggie\n  Even mess up the pH balance in your pool\n\n  Look out! It's gonna melt your face right off your skull\n  Look out! And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull\n  Look out! And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're trying to sleep\n  Look out! And make you physically attracted to sheep\n  Look out! Steal your identity and your credit card\n  Look out! Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards\n  Look out! Then cause a major rift in time and space\n  And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place\n  That's right, it's a\n\n  Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt\n  Forward this message on to everybody\n\n  Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt\n  Forward this message on to everybody\n  Warn all your friends, send this to everybody\n  Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now\n\n  If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born\n  So before it emails your grandmother all of your porn\n  Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down\n  Drop it in a 43-foot hole in the ground\n  Bury it completely, rocks and boulders should be fine\n  Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online\n\n  Virus alert! 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It's gonna make your computer screen freeze\nLook out! Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs\nLook out! Erase your hard drive and your backups too\nAnd the hard drive of anyone related to you\n\nVirus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt\nForward this message on to everybody\n\nSoon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls\nIt'll make your keyboard all sticky, give your poodle a hickey\nAnd invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney\nThen, it will tie up your phone, making prank long-distance calls\nIt'll set your clocks back an hour and start clogging the shower\nSo just trash it now, or else it will\nDecide to give you a permanent wedgie\nLegally change your name to Reggie\nEven mess up the pH balance in your pool\n\nLook out! It's gonna melt your face right off your skull\nLook out! And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull\nLook out! And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're trying to sleep\nLook out! And make you physically attracted to sheep\nLook out! Steal your identity and your credit card\nLook out! Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards\nLook out! Then cause a major rift in time and space\nAnd leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place\nThat's right, it's a\n\nVirus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt\nForward this message on to everybody\n\nVirus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt\nForward this message on to everybody\nWarn all your friends, send this to everybody\nTell everyone you know, tell everybody now\n\nIf you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born\nSo before it emails your grandmother all of your porn\nTurn off your computer and make sure it powers down\nDrop it in a 43-foot hole in the ground\nBury it completely, rocks and boulders should be fine\nThen burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online\n\nVirus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt\nForward this message on to everybody\n\nVirus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt\nForward this message on to everybody\n\nVirus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt\nForward this message on to everybody\nWarn all your friends, send this to everybody\nTell everyone you know, tell everybody now\n\nWhat are you waiting for?\nJust hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know!\nHit \"Send\" right now!","syncedLyrics":"[00:05.58] Hey everyone, listen up, your attention if you please\n[00:11.15] Really wanna give you a warning 'cause I found out this morning\n[00:14.15] 'Bout a dangerous, insidious computer virus\n[00:17.61] If you should get an e-mail with the subject \"Stinky Cheese\"\n[00:22.79] Better not go taking your chances\n[00:24.32] Under no circumstances should you open it or else it will\n[00:29.09] Translate your documents into Swahili\n[00:33.05] Make your TV record Gigli\n[00:35.12] Neuter your pets and give your laundry static cling\n[00:39.92] Look out! It's gonna make your computer screen freeze\n[00:43.53] Look out! Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs\n[00:46.50] Look out! 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And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're trying to sleep\n[01:48.65] Look out! And make you physically attracted to sheep\n[01:51.65] Look out! Steal your identity and your credit card\n[01:54.54] Look out! Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards\n[01:57.58] Look out! Then cause a major rift in time and space\n[02:00.55] And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place\n[02:03.79] That's right, it's a\n[02:05.53] Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt\n[02:10.84] Forward this message on to everybody\n[02:14.38] Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt\n[02:20.25] Forward this message on to everybody\n[02:23.03] Warn all your friends, send this to everybody\n[02:25.84] Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now\n[02:31.38] If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born\n[02:37.06] So before it emails your grandmother all of your porn\n[02:43.05] Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down\n[02:46.38] Drop it in a 43-foot hole in the ground\n[02:49.33] Bury it completely, rocks and boulders should be fine\n[02:52.12] Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online\n[02:58.21] Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt\n[03:04.04] Forward this message on to everybody\n[03:06.97] Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt\n[03:12.62] Forward this message on to everybody\n[03:15.73] Virus alert! 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It's gonna make your computer screen freeze\n  Look out! Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs\n  Look out! Erase your hard drive and your backups too\n  And the hard drive of anyone related to you\n\n  Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt\n  Forward this message on to everybody\n\n  Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls\n  It'll make your keyboard all sticky, give your poodle a hickey\n  And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney\n  Then, it will tie up your phone, making prank long-distance calls\n  It'll set your clocks back an hour and start clogging the shower\n  So just trash it now, or else it will\n  Decide to give you a permanent wedgie\n  Legally change your name to Reggie\n  Even mess up the pH balance in your pool\n\n  Look out! It's gonna melt your face right off your skull\n  Look out! And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull\n  Look out! And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're trying to sleep\n  Look out! 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And make you physically attracted to sheep\nLook out! Steal your identity and your credit card\nLook out! Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards\nLook out! Then cause a major rift in time and space\nAnd leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place\nThat's right, it's a\n\nVirus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt\nForward this message on to everybody\n\nVirus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt\nForward this message on to everybody\nWarn all your friends, send this to everybody\nTell everyone you know, tell everybody now\n\nIf you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born\nSo before it emails your grandmother all of your porn\nTurn off your computer and make sure it powers down\nDrop it in a 43-foot hole in the ground\nBury it completely, rocks and boulders should be fine\nThen burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online\n\nVirus alert! 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And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're trying to sleep\n[01:48.65] Look out! And make you physically attracted to sheep\n[01:51.65] Look out! Steal your identity and your credit card\n[01:54.54] Look out! Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards\n[01:57.58] Look out! Then cause a major rift in time and space\n[02:00.55] And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place\n[02:03.79] That's right, it's a\n[02:05.53] Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt\n[02:10.84] Forward this message on to everybody\n[02:14.38] Virus alert! 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