[{"id":7534705,"name":"Trapped In The Drive-Thru","trackName":"Trapped In The Drive-Thru","artistName":"\"Weird Al\" Yankovic","albumName":"The Essential \"Weird Al\" Yankovic","duration":651.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":true,"plainLyrics":"Seven o'clock in the evening\nWatchin something stupid on TV\nI'm zoned out on the sofa\nWhen my wife comes in the room and sees me\nAnd she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\nAnd I say, \"I don't know...\"\nSay, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\nShe says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\nI said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\nShe said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\nI said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\nShe said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\nI said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\nBut first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\nAnd she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\nI said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\nShe said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\nI said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\nShe said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\nI hopped up and I said\n\"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\nShe's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\nI'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\nShe's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\nI'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\nShe's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n\nWell, I was gonna say something\nBut my cell phone started to ring\nNow who could be callin' me?\nWell, I checked my caller ID\nIt was just cousin Larry\nCallin' for the third time today\nMy wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\nI said, \"Okay.\"\n\"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\nShe said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n\"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\nAnd then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\nI step a little bit closer\nSay, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\nShe says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\nI don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\nAnd eatin' expensive food\"\nShe's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\nI say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\nAnd Burrito King would make me gassy\nThere's no doubt\"\nShe says, \"Just forget about it\"\nI said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\nThen I get an idea\nI say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\nShe says, \"What?\"\nI say, \"Guess!\"\nShe says \"What?\"\nI say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n\nSo we head out the front door\nOpen the garage door\nThen I open the car doors\nAnd we get in those car doors\nPut my key in the ignition\nAnd then I turn it sideways\nThen we fasten our seat belts\nAs we pull out the driveway\nThen we drive to the drive-thru\nHeading off to the drive-thru\nWe're approaching the drive-thru\nGetting close to the drive-thru\nAlmost there at the drive-thru\nNow we're here at the drive-thru\nHere in line at the drive-thru\nDid I mention the drive-thru?\n\nWell, here we are\nIn the drive-thru line, me and her\nCars in front of us, cars in back of us\nAll just waiting to order\nThere's some idiot in a Volvo\nWith his brights on behind me\nI lean out the window and scream\n\"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\nMy wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\nI said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\nSo I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\nNow a woman on a speaker box\nIs sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\nI said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\nWe'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\nThen my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\nI think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\nI said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\nShe says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\nI put my head in my hands and scream\n\"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\nThe voice on the speaker says\n\"I don't have all day.\"\nI said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\nI wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\nShe's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\nI'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\nPlus we need curly fries\nAnd don't you dare forget it!\nAnd two medium root beers\nNo, just one, we'll split it.\"\nThen I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\nSo read me back my order\nLet's make sure you got it right.\"\nShe says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\nTwo - you want a cheeseburger\nThree - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n\"Stop! Don't go no further!\nI never ordered a large root beer\nI said medium, not large!\"\nThen she says, \"We're havin' a special\nI supersized you at no charge.\"\n\"Oh.\" And that's all\nI could say, was \"Oh.\"\nAnd she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\nThat I really think you should know\nYou can have unlimited refills\nFor just a quarter more.\"\nI say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\nThen she says, \"Wait a minute\nYour voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\nAnd my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\nNow tell me, who's this Paul?\"\nShe says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\nWho goes to school with me\nI sat behind him last year\nAnd I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\nI said, \"I know a guy named Paul\nHe used to be my plumber\nHe was prematurely bald\nAnd he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\nHe also had bladder problems\nAnd a really bad infection on his toe.\"\nAnd she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\nThat's way more than I needed to know!\"\nAnd then we both were quiet\nAnd things got real intense\nThen she says, \"Next window, please\nThat'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\nSo we inched ahead in line\nMovin' painfully slow\nI got a little bored\nSo I turned on the radio\n\nClick, turned it off\nBecause my wife was getting a headache\nSo we both just sat there quietly for her sake\nThen I looked at her\nAnd she looked back at me\nAnd I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\nShe turned away from me\nAnd then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\nBut hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\nThen she said, \"How about now?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, almost\nThere's still a little bit there, but don't worry\nIt's probably just a piece of toast.\"\nNow we're at the pay window\nOr whatever you call it\nPut my hand in my pocket\nI can't believe there's no wallet!\n\nAnd the lady at the window's like\n\"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\nI turn around to my wife, and say\n\"How much have you got on you?\"\nShe just rolls her eyes and says\n\"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\nSo she reaches into her purse\nAnd busts out the American Express\nI hand it to the lady\nAnd she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\nWe don't take credit cards here.\"\nI took back the card and said\n\"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\nAnd that's when I found out\nMy wife was only carryin' three bucks\nI said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\nShe says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\nAnd I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\nNow the lady at the window\nIs lookin' at me kind of strange\nAnd she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\nI said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\nWe won't be long.\"\nSo I looked around inside the glove-box\nAnd checked the mat beneath my feet\nI found a nickel in an ashtray\nAnd a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\nBefore long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\nThe lady counts it up and says\n\"You're still about a dollar short\"\nAnd now my woman's got this weird look\nFrozen on her face\nShe screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\nAnd so I turned around\nTo the cashier again\nI shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\nSo I pick up my change\nPick up my receipt\nAnd I drive to the pickup window\nMan, I just can't wait to eat\nAnd now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\nWearin' a dorky nametag that says\n\"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\nAnd he hands me a paper bag\nI look him in the eyes\nAnd I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\nWell, he looks at me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he looks at me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he looks it me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he says, \"I'm sorry!\nWhat did you want again?\"\nI say \"Ketchup!\"\nAnd he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\nI just spaced out there for a second\nI'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\nAnd then he hands me the ketchup\nAnd now we're finally drivin' away\nAnd the food is drivin' me mad\nWith its intoxicating bouquet\nI'm starvin' to death\nBy the time we pull up at the traffic light\nI say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\nI just gotta have a bite!\"\nSo she reaches in the bag\nAnd pulls out the burger\nAnd she hands me the burger\nAnd I pick up the burger\nAnd then I unwrap the paper\nI bite into those buns\nAnd I just can't believe it\nThey forgot the onion!","syncedLyrics":"[00:21.50] Seven o'clock in the evening\n[00:22.83] Watchin something stupid on TV\n[00:25.35] I'm zoned out on the sofa\n[00:27.29] When my wife comes in the room and sees me\n[00:30.16] And she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\n[00:34.63] And I say, \"I don't know...\"\n[00:36.13] Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n[00:39.39] She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n[00:43.76] I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n[00:47.76] She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n[00:50.08] I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n[00:52.22] She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n[00:54.42] I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n[00:56.72] But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n[01:01.15] And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n[01:05.26] I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n[01:07.83] She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n[01:09.83] I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n[01:12.14] She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n[01:14.42] I hopped up and I said\n[01:15.77] \"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\n[01:18.33] She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n[01:23.33] I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n[01:26.03] She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n[01:27.89] I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n[01:29.45] She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n[01:32.19] Well, I was gonna say something\n[01:34.55] But my cell phone started to ring\n[01:36.70] Now who could be callin' me?\n[01:38.78] Well, I checked my caller ID\n[01:40.89] It was just cousin Larry\n[01:42.49] Callin' for the third time today\n[01:45.50] My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n[01:47.63] I said, \"Okay.\"\n[01:49.97] \"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\n[01:53.86] She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n[01:56.76] \"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\n[01:59.02] And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n[02:02.64] I says, \"No\"\n[02:03.32] She says, \"Yes\"\n[02:04.07] I says, \"No\"\n[02:04.61] She says, \"Yes\"\n[02:05.25] I says, \"No\"\n[02:05.59] She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n[02:07.93] I step a little bit closer\n[02:10.10] Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n[02:12.35] She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n[02:14.36] I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n[02:16.61] I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n[02:18.89] And eatin' expensive food\"\n[02:21.18] She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n[02:22.60] I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n[02:25.21] And Burrito King would make me gassy\n[02:28.01] There's no doubt\"\n[02:29.82] She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n[02:31.79] I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n[02:34.36] Then I get an idea\n[02:36.73] I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n[02:38.34] She says, \"What?\"\n[02:38.85] I say, \"Guess!\"\n[02:39.41] She says \"What?\"\n[02:40.21] I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n[02:43.35] So we head out the front door\n[02:45.50] Open the garage door\n[02:47.84] Then I open the car doors\n[02:49.93] And we get in those car doors\n[02:52.08] Put my key in the ignition\n[02:54.42] And then I turn it sideways\n[02:56.64] Then we fasten our seat belts\n[02:58.83] As we pull out the driveway\n[03:01.13] Then we drive to the drive-thru\n[03:03.31] Heading off to the drive-thru\n[03:05.45] We're approaching the drive-thru\n[03:07.78] Getting close to the drive-thru\n[03:10.01] Almost there at the drive-thru\n[03:12.18] Now we're here at the drive-thru\n[03:14.38] Here in line at the drive-thru\n[03:16.66] Did I mention the drive-thru?\n[03:19.31] \n[03:27.35] Well, here we are\n[03:29.10] In the drive-thru line, me and her\n[03:32.25] Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n[03:34.22] All just waiting to order\n[03:36.10] There's some idiot in a Volvo\n[03:38.46] With his brights on behind me\n[03:40.53] I lean out the window and scream\n[03:42.22] \"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\n[03:45.55] My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n[03:50.08] I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n[03:52.45] So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n[03:54.28] Now a woman on a speaker box\n[03:56.35] Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n[03:58.54] I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n[04:00.59] We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n[04:02.99] Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n[04:07.76] I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n[04:11.84] I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n[04:14.21] She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n[04:16.63] I put my head in my hands and scream\n[04:18.86] \"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\n[04:21.06] The voice on the speaker says\n[04:23.06] \"I don't have all day.\"\n[04:25.20] I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n[04:29.76] I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n[04:34.21] She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n[04:36.19] I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n[04:38.56] Plus we need curly fries\n[04:41.18] And don't you dare forget it!\n[04:43.27] And two medium root beers\n[04:45.52] No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n[04:47.42] Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n[04:52.17] So read me back my order\n[04:54.16] Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n[04:56.05] She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n[04:58.56] Two - you want a cheeseburger\n[05:00.71] Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n[05:03.36] \"Stop! Don't go no further!\n[05:05.98] I never ordered a large root beer\n[05:07.47] I said medium, not large!\"\n[05:09.95] Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n[05:11.84] I supersized you at no charge.\"\n[05:14.14] \"Oh.\" And that's all\n[05:16.61] I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n[05:18.29] And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n[05:20.55] That I really think you should know\n[05:23.09] You can have unlimited refills\n[05:25.04] For just a quarter more.\"\n[05:27.18] I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n[05:31.81] Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n[05:33.76] Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n[05:36.86] And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n[05:39.56] Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n[05:41.52] She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n[05:43.55] Who goes to school with me\n[05:46.13] I sat behind him last year\n[05:47.53] And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n[05:50.45] I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n[05:52.81] He used to be my plumber\n[05:55.00] He was prematurely bald\n[05:57.32] And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n[05:59.33] He also had bladder problems\n[06:01.24] And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n[06:03.69] And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n[06:05.99] That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n[06:08.37] And then we both were quiet\n[06:10.75] And things got real intense\n[06:12.70] Then she says, \"Next window, please\n[06:14.44] That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n[06:17.14] So we inched ahead in line\n[06:19.46] Movin' painfully slow\n[06:21.29] I got a little bored\n[06:23.09] So I turned on the radio\n[06:25.52] \n[06:41.80] Click, turned it off\n[06:43.19] Because my wife was getting a headache\n[06:46.66] So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n[06:51.25] Then I looked at her\n[06:53.70] And she looked back at me\n[06:55.39] And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n[06:59.84] She turned away from me\n[07:01.60] And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n[07:04.17] I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n[07:07.20] But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n[07:09.27] Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n[07:11.99] I said, \"Yeah, almost\n[07:13.54] There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n[07:15.51] It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n[07:17.62] Now we're at the pay window\n[07:19.70] Or whatever you call it\n[07:21.91] Put my hand in my pocket\n[07:24.03] I can't believe there's no wallet!\n[07:33.61] And the lady at the window's like\n[07:35.53] \"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\n[07:39.76] I turn around to my wife, and say\n[07:41.70] \"How much have you got on you?\"\n[07:43.92] She just rolls her eyes and says\n[07:46.13] \"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\n[07:48.75] So she reaches into her purse\n[07:50.43] And busts out the American Express\n[07:53.37] I hand it to the lady\n[07:55.41] And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n[07:59.10] We don't take credit cards here.\"\n[08:02.06] I took back the card and said\n[08:03.89] \"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\n[08:06.40] And that's when I found out\n[08:08.36] My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n[08:11.25] I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n[08:15.94] She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n[08:20.04] And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n[08:24.35] Now the lady at the window\n[08:25.69] Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n[08:28.64] And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n[08:33.22] I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n[08:36.18] We won't be long.\"\n[08:37.62] So I looked around inside the glove-box\n[08:39.92] And checked the mat beneath my feet\n[08:42.15] I found a nickel in an ashtray\n[08:43.57] And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n[08:46.47] Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n[08:50.10] The lady counts it up and says\n[08:53.18] \"You're still about a dollar short\"\n[08:55.43] And now my woman's got this weird look\n[08:57.33] Frozen on her face\n[08:59.38] She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n[09:04.28] And so I turned around\n[09:06.50] To the cashier again\n[09:08.80] I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\n[09:12.97] So I pick up my change\n[09:15.04] Pick up my receipt\n[09:17.17] And I drive to the pickup window\n[09:19.43] Man, I just can't wait to eat\n[09:21.75] And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n[09:26.35] Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n[09:28.39] \"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\n[09:30.87] And he hands me a paper bag\n[09:33.27] I look him in the eyes\n[09:35.48] And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n[09:39.96] Well, he looks at me\n[09:42.73] And I look at him\n[09:44.92] And he looks at me\n[09:47.16] And I look at him\n[09:49.35] And he looks it me\n[09:51.59] And I look at him\n[09:53.75] And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n[09:55.59] What did you want again?\"\n[09:57.93] I say \"Ketchup!\"\n[09:59.68] And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n[10:02.04] I just spaced out there for a second\n[10:04.38] I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n[10:06.86] And then he hands me the ketchup\n[10:09.44] And now we're finally drivin' away\n[10:12.18] And the food is drivin' me mad\n[10:13.67] With its intoxicating bouquet\n[10:16.16] I'm starvin' to death\n[10:17.26] By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n[10:20.37] I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n[10:22.75] I just gotta have a bite!\"\n[10:24.96] So she reaches in the bag\n[10:27.23] And pulls out the burger\n[10:29.39] And she hands me the burger\n[10:31.34] And I pick up the burger\n[10:33.75] And then I unwrap the paper\n[10:36.34] I bite into those buns\n[10:38.59] And I just can't believe it\n[10:40.74] They forgot the onion!\n[10:44.52] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Trapped In The Drive-Thru\n  artist: '\"Weird Al\" Yankovic'\n  album: The Essential \"Weird Al\" Yankovic\n  duration_ms: 651000\n  instrumental: false\n  language: en\nlines:\n- text: Seven o'clock in the evening\n  start_ms: 21740\n  end_ms: 23071\n  words:\n  - 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text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 47980\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 48117\n  - text: '\"So '\n    start_ms: 48275\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 48448\n  - text: 'do '\n    start_ms: 48697\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 48812\n  - text: 'have '\n    start_ms: 48968\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 49266\n  - text: mind?\"\n    start_ms: 49497\n- text: I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n  start_ms: 50240\n  end_ms: 52164\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 50240\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 50372\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 50567\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 50704\n  - text: 'know, '\n    start_ms: 50937\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 51213\n  - text: 'about '\n    start_ms: 51414\n  - text: you?\"\n    start_ms: 51842\n- text: She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n  start_ms: 52420\n  end_ms: 54613\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 52420\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 52570\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 52728\n  - 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I just don't want any liver!\"\n  start_ms: 89610\n  end_ms: 92165\n  words:\n  - text: 'She''s '\n    start_ms: 89610\n  - text: 'like, '\n    start_ms: 89760\n  - text: '\"Whatever! 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Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"'\n  start_ms: 109720\n  end_ms: 113304\n  words:\n  - text: '\"Where '\n    start_ms: 110233\n  - text: 'were '\n    start_ms: 110537\n  - text: 'we? '\n    start_ms: 110782\n  - text: 'Oh, '\n    start_ms: 111141\n  - text: 'dinner, '\n    start_ms: 111321\n  - text: 'right! 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Oh, here's your keys\"\n  start_ms: 125720\n  end_ms: 127895\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 125720\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 125852\n  - text: '\"Yes... 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text: 'his '\n    start_ms: 218735\n  - text: 'brights '\n    start_ms: 218877\n  - text: 'on '\n    start_ms: 219384\n  - text: 'behind '\n    start_ms: 219674\n  - text: me\n    start_ms: 220266\n- text: I lean out the window and scream\n  start_ms: 221030\n  end_ms: 222410\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 221030\n  - text: 'lean '\n    start_ms: 221135\n  - text: 'out '\n    start_ms: 221305\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 221424\n  - text: 'window '\n    start_ms: 221566\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 221856\n  - text: scream\n    start_ms: 222054\n- text: '\"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"'\n  start_ms: 222410\n  end_ms: 225344\n  words:\n  - text: '\"Hey, '\n    start_ms: 222483\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 222765\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 223017\n  - text: 'trying '\n    start_ms: 223263\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 223790\n  - text: 'do, '\n    start_ms: 224039\n  - text: 'blind '\n    start_ms: 224378\n  - text: me?\"\n    start_ms: 225028\n- text: My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n  start_ms: 225710\n  end_ms: 230086\n  words:\n  - text: 'My '\n    start_ms: 225710\n  - text: 'wife '\n    start_ms: 225838\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 226098\n  - text: '\"Maybe '\n    start_ms: 226329\n  - text: 'we '\n    start_ms: 226663\n  - text: 'should '\n    start_ms: 226875\n  - text: 'park, '\n    start_ms: 227090\n  - text: 'we '\n    start_ms: 228026\n  - text: 'could '\n    start_ms: 228139\n  - text: 'just '\n    start_ms: 228333\n  - text: 'go '\n    start_ms: 228610\n  - text: 'eat '\n    start_ms: 228976\n  - text: inside.\"\n    start_ms: 229237\n- text: I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n  start_ms: 230280\n  end_ms: 232382\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 230280\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 230392\n  - text: '\"I''m '\n    start_ms: 230693\n  - text: 'wearin'' '\n    start_ms: 230907\n  - text: 'bunny '\n    start_ms: 231208\n  - text: slippers\n    start_ms: 231696\n- text: So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n  start_ms: 232500\n  end_ms: 234312\n  words:\n  - text: 'So '\n    start_ms: 232500\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 232917\n  - text: 'ain''t '\n    start_ms: 233019\n  - text: 'leavin'' '\n    start_ms: 233278\n  - text: 'this '\n    start_ms: 233618\n  - text: ride...\"\n    start_ms: 233877\n- text: Now a woman on a speaker box\n  start_ms: 234750\n  end_ms: 236488\n  words:\n  - text: 'Now '\n    start_ms: 234750\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 234910\n  - text: 'woman '\n    start_ms: 235034\n  - text: 'on '\n    start_ms: 235331\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 235451\n  - text: 'speaker '\n    start_ms: 235551\n  - text: box\n    start_ms: 236136\n- text: Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n  start_ms: 236650\n  end_ms: 238763\n  words:\n  - text: 'Is '\n    start_ms: 236650\n  - text: 'sayin'', '\n    start_ms: 236778\n  - text: '\"Can '\n    start_ms: 237268\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 237482\n  - text: 'take '\n    start_ms: 237567\n  - text: 'your '\n    start_ms: 237745\n  - text: 'order, '\n    start_ms: 237944\n  - text: please?\"\n    start_ms: 238373\n- text: I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n  start_ms: 238850\n  end_ms: 240736\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 238850\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 238961\n  - text: '\"Yes '\n    start_ms: 239244\n  - text: 'indeed, '\n    start_ms: 239440\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 239862\n  - text: 'certainly '\n    start_ms: 240097\n  - text: can\n    start_ms: 240534\n- text: We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n  start_ms: 240850\n  end_ms: 243302\n  words:\n  - text: 'We''d '\n    start_ms: 240850\n  - text: 'like '\n    start_ms: 240979\n  - text: 'two '\n    start_ms: 241205\n  - text: 'hamburgers '\n    start_ms: 241487\n  - text: 'with '\n    start_ms: 242073\n  - text: 'onions '\n    start_ms: 242312\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 242617\n  - text: cheese.\"\n    start_ms: 242779\n- text: Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n  start_ms: 243480\n  end_ms: 247832\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 243480\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 243774\n  - text: 'wife '\n    start_ms: 244039\n  - text: 'says '\n    start_ms: 244288\n  - text: '\"Baby, '\n    start_ms: 244489\n  - text: 'hold '\n    start_ms: 245394\n  - text: 'on, '\n    start_ms: 245718\n  - text: 'I''ve '\n    start_ms: 245944\n  - text: 'changed '\n    start_ms: 246108\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 246438\n  - text: mind!\n    start_ms: 246832\n- text: I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n  start_ms: 248220\n  end_ms: 252086\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 248220\n  - text: 'think '\n    start_ms: 248385\n  - text: 'I''m '\n    start_ms: 248744\n  - text: 'gonna '\n    start_ms: 248902\n  - text: 'have '\n    start_ms: 249180\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 249384\n  - text: 'chicken '\n    start_ms: 249487\n  - text: 'sandwich '\n    start_ms: 250035\n  - text: 'instead '\n    start_ms: 250432\n  - text: 'this '\n    start_ms: 250903\n  - text: time\"\n    start_ms: 251198\n- text: I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n  start_ms: 252420\n  end_ms: 254189\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 252420\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 252515\n  - text: '\"You '\n    start_ms: 252691\n  - text: 'always '\n    start_ms: 252877\n  - text: 'get '\n    start_ms: 253083\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 253237\n  - text: cheeseburger!\"\n    start_ms: 253335\n- text: She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n  start_ms: 254630\n  end_ms: 256545\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 254630\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 254759\n  - text: '\"That''s '\n    start_ms: 254934\n  - text: 'not '\n    start_ms: 255119\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 255349\n  - text: 'I''m '\n    start_ms: 255533\n  - text: 'hungry '\n    start_ms: 255667\n  - text: for.\"\n    start_ms: 256101\n- text: I put my head in my hands and scream\n  start_ms: 256880\n  end_ms: 258778\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 256880\n  - text: 'put '\n    start_ms: 256972\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 257127\n  - text: 'head '\n    start_ms: 257288\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 257543\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 257646\n  - 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text: 'have '\n    start_ms: 264210\n  - text: 'all '\n    start_ms: 264583\n  - text: day.\"\n    start_ms: 264908\n- text: I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n  start_ms: 265740\n  end_ms: 269748\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 265740\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 265850\n  - text: '\"Then '\n    start_ms: 266089\n  - text: 'take '\n    start_ms: 266362\n  - text: 'our '\n    start_ms: 266524\n  - text: 'order '\n    start_ms: 266767\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 268105\n  - text: 'we''ll '\n    start_ms: 268320\n  - text: 'be '\n    start_ms: 268579\n  - text: 'on '\n    start_ms: 268907\n  - text: 'our '\n    start_ms: 269097\n  - text: way!\n    start_ms: 269323\n- text: I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n  start_ms: 270280\n  end_ms: 274226\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 270280\n  - text: 'wanna '\n    start_ms: 270390\n  - text: 'get '\n    start_ms: 270678\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 271018\n  - text: 'chicken '\n    start_ms: 271169\n  - 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Don''t go no further!'\n  start_ms: 303770\n  end_ms: 305367\n  words:\n  - text: '\"Stop! '\n    start_ms: 303919\n  - text: 'Don''t '\n    start_ms: 304238\n  - text: 'go '\n    start_ms: 304477\n  - text: 'no '\n    start_ms: 304672\n  - text: further!\n    start_ms: 304890\n- text: I never ordered a large root beer\n  start_ms: 305710\n  end_ms: 307446\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 305710\n  - text: 'never '\n    start_ms: 305896\n  - text: 'ordered '\n    start_ms: 306227\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 306608\n  - text: 'large '\n    start_ms: 306708\n  - text: 'root '\n    start_ms: 307038\n  - text: beer\n    start_ms: 307277\n- text: I said medium, not large!\"\n  start_ms: 307480\n  end_ms: 310111\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 307480\n  - text: 'said '\n    start_ms: 307557\n  - text: 'medium, '\n    start_ms: 307836\n  - text: 'not '\n    start_ms: 308723\n  - text: large!\"\n    start_ms: 308976\n- text: Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n  start_ms: 310350\n  end_ms: 312217\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 310350\n  - text: 'she '\n    start_ms: 310494\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 310653\n  - text: '\"We''re '\n    start_ms: 310914\n  - text: 'havin'' '\n    start_ms: 311172\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 311591\n  - text: special\n    start_ms: 311727\n- text: I supersized you at no charge.\"\n  start_ms: 312310\n  end_ms: 314335\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 312310\n  - text: 'supersized '\n    start_ms: 312497\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 313098\n  - text: 'at '\n    start_ms: 313316\n  - text: 'no '\n    start_ms: 313561\n  - text: charge.\"\n    start_ms: 313809\n- text: '\"Oh.\" And that''s all'\n  start_ms: 314430\n  end_ms: 316875\n  words:\n  - text: '\"Oh.\" '\n    start_ms: 314507\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 316325\n  - text: 'that''s '\n    start_ms: 316439\n  - text: all\n    start_ms: 316753\n- text: I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n  start_ms: 317010\n  end_ms: 318165\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 317010\n  - text: 'could '\n    start_ms: 317084\n  - text: 'say, '\n    start_ms: 317253\n  - text: 'was '\n    start_ms: 317523\n  - text: '\"Oh.\"'\n    start_ms: 317759\n- text: And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n  start_ms: 318670\n  end_ms: 320581\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 318670\n  - text: 'she '\n    start_ms: 318783\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 318940\n  - text: '\"Now '\n    start_ms: 319201\n  - text: 'there '\n    start_ms: 319368\n  - text: 'is '\n    start_ms: 319514\n  - text: 'somethin'' '\n    start_ms: 319538\n  - text: else\n    start_ms: 320181\n- text: That I really think you should know\n  start_ms: 320890\n  end_ms: 322584\n  words:\n  - text: 'That '\n    start_ms: 320890\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 321078\n  - text: 'really '\n    start_ms: 321194\n  - text: 'think '\n    start_ms: 321476\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 321767\n  - text: 'should '\n    start_ms: 321983\n  - text: know\n    start_ms: 322298\n- text: You can have unlimited refills\n  start_ms: 323190\n  end_ms: 325185\n  words:\n  - text: 'You '\n    start_ms: 323190\n  - text: 'can '\n    start_ms: 323291\n  - text: 'have '\n    start_ms: 323490\n  - text: 'unlimited '\n    start_ms: 323804\n  - text: refills\n    start_ms: 324543\n- text: For just a quarter more.\"\n  start_ms: 325390\n  end_ms: 327319\n  words:\n  - text: 'For '\n    start_ms: 325390\n  - text: 'just '\n    start_ms: 325662\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 326029\n  - text: 'quarter '\n    start_ms: 326184\n  - text: more.\"\n    start_ms: 326823\n- text: I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n  start_ms: 327430\n  end_ms: 331708\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 327430\n  - text: 'say '\n    start_ms: 327522\n  - text: '\"Great, '\n    start_ms: 327742\n  - text: 'except '\n    start_ms: 328208\n  - text: 'we''re '\n    start_ms: 328481\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 328649\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 328740\n  - text: drive-\n    start_ms: 328863\n  - text: 'thru, '\n    start_ms: 329159\n  - text: 'so '\n    start_ms: 329741\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 329993\n  - text: 'would '\n    start_ms: 330193\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 330434\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 330551\n  - text: 'that '\n    start_ms: 330831\n  - text: for?\"\n    start_ms: 331092\n- text: Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n  start_ms: 332130\n  end_ms: 333551\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 332130\n  - text: 'she '\n    start_ms: 332307\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 332573\n  - text: '\"Wait '\n    start_ms: 332820\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 333123\n  - text: minute\n    start_ms: 333260\n- text: Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n  start_ms: 334380\n  end_ms: 337080\n  words:\n  - text: 'Your '\n    start_ms: 334380\n  - text: 'voice '\n    start_ms: 334515\n  - text: 'sounds '\n    start_ms: 334783\n  - text: 'so '\n    start_ms: 335083\n  - text: 'familiar... '\n    start_ms: 335330\n  - text: 'hey, '\n    start_ms: 336063\n  - text: 'is '\n    start_ms: 336281\n  - text: 'this '\n    start_ms: 336401\n  - text: Paul?\n    start_ms: 336618\n- text: And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n  start_ms: 337450\n  end_ms: 339678\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 337450\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 337557\n  - text: 'wife '\n    start_ms: 337731\n  - text: 'is '\n    start_ms: 338072\n  - text: 'all '\n    start_ms: 338322\n  - text: 'like '\n    start_ms: 338537\n  - text: '\"No, '\n    start_ms: 338757\n  - text: 'that '\n    start_ms: 338963\n  - text: 'ain''t '\n    start_ms: 339129\n  - text: Paul\n    start_ms: 339365\n- text: Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n  start_ms: 339940\n  end_ms: 341731\n  words:\n  - text: 'Now '\n    start_ms: 339940\n  - text: 'tell '\n    start_ms: 340127\n  - text: 'me, '\n    start_ms: 340377\n  - text: 'who''s '\n    start_ms: 340521\n  - text: 'this '\n    start_ms: 340838\n  - text: Paul?\"\n    start_ms: 341173\n- text: She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n  start_ms: 341900\n  end_ms: 343845\n  words:\n  - 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text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 361670\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 361822\n  - text: 'really '\n    start_ms: 361917\n  - text: 'bad '\n    start_ms: 362209\n  - text: 'infection '\n    start_ms: 362413\n  - text: 'on '\n    start_ms: 362935\n  - text: 'his '\n    start_ms: 363040\n  - text: toe.\"\n    start_ms: 363207\n- text: And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n  start_ms: 364050\n  end_ms: 366172\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 364050\n  - text: 'she '\n    start_ms: 364165\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 364302\n  - text: '\"Mister, '\n    start_ms: 364458\n  - text: 'please, '\n    start_ms: 364872\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 365189\n  - text: 'can '\n    start_ms: 365275\n  - text: 'stop '\n    start_ms: 365432\n  - text: 'right '\n    start_ms: 365720\n  - text: there\n    start_ms: 365977\n- text: That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n  start_ms: 366240\n  end_ms: 368344\n  words:\n  - text: 'That''s '\n    start_ms: 366240\n  - text: 'way '\n    start_ms: 366434\n  - text: 'more '\n    start_ms: 366688\n  - text: 'than '\n    start_ms: 366942\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 367169\n  - text: 'needed '\n    start_ms: 367268\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 367632\n  - text: know!\"\n    start_ms: 367826\n- text: And then we both were quiet\n  start_ms: 368710\n  end_ms: 370628\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 368710\n  - text: 'then '\n    start_ms: 368943\n  - text: 'we '\n    start_ms: 369237\n  - text: 'both '\n    start_ms: 369490\n  - text: 'were '\n    start_ms: 369790\n  - text: quiet\n    start_ms: 370058\n- text: And things got real intense\n  start_ms: 370850\n  end_ms: 372747\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 370850\n  - text: 'things '\n    start_ms: 371136\n  - text: 'got '\n    start_ms: 371434\n  - text: 'real '\n    start_ms: 371707\n  - text: intense\n    start_ms: 372042\n- text: Then she says, \"Next window, please\n  start_ms: 372900\n  end_ms: 374597\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 372900\n  - text: 'she '\n    start_ms: 373108\n  - 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text: 'Because '\n    start_ms: 403350\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 403883\n  - text: 'wife '\n    start_ms: 404154\n  - text: 'was '\n    start_ms: 404516\n  - text: 'getting '\n    start_ms: 404699\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 405193\n  - text: headache\n    start_ms: 405317\n- text: So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n  start_ms: 407260\n  end_ms: 410868\n  words:\n  - text: 'So '\n    start_ms: 407260\n  - text: 'we '\n    start_ms: 407438\n  - text: 'both '\n    start_ms: 407587\n  - text: 'just '\n    start_ms: 407863\n  - text: 'sat '\n    start_ms: 408045\n  - text: 'there '\n    start_ms: 408314\n  - text: 'quietly '\n    start_ms: 408683\n  - text: 'for '\n    start_ms: 409624\n  - text: 'her '\n    start_ms: 409835\n  - text: sake\n    start_ms: 410397\n- text: Then I looked at her\n  start_ms: 411610\n  end_ms: 412638\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 411610\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 411801\n  - text: 'looked '\n    start_ms: 411917\n  - text: 'at '\n    start_ms: 412195\n  - 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text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 420130\n  - text: 'turned '\n    start_ms: 420290\n  - text: 'away '\n    start_ms: 420657\n  - text: 'from '\n    start_ms: 421002\n  - text: me\n    start_ms: 421326\n- text: And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n  start_ms: 421780\n  end_ms: 424114\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 421780\n  - text: 'then '\n    start_ms: 421938\n  - text: 'turned '\n    start_ms: 422212\n  - text: 'back '\n    start_ms: 422429\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 422718\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 422922\n  - text: '\"Did '\n    start_ms: 423217\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 423436\n  - text: 'get '\n    start_ms: 423552\n  - text: it?\"\n    start_ms: 423880\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n  start_ms: 424840\n  end_ms: 427104\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 424840\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 424900\n  - text: '\"Yeah, '\n    start_ms: 425090\n  - text: 'well, '\n    start_ms: 425903\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 426083\n  - text: 'mean, '\n    start_ms: 426165\n  - text: 'most '\n    start_ms: 426545\n  - text: 'of '\n    start_ms: 426841\n  - text: it\n    start_ms: 426980\n- text: But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n  start_ms: 427390\n  end_ms: 428930\n  words:\n  - text: 'But '\n    start_ms: 427390\n  - text: 'hey, '\n    start_ms: 427563\n  - text: 'ya '\n    start_ms: 427827\n  - text: 'know, '\n    start_ms: 427986\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 428180\n  - text: 'sweat '\n    start_ms: 428439\n  - text: it.\"\n    start_ms: 428748\n- text: Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n  start_ms: 429220\n  end_ms: 431850\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 429220\n  - text: 'she '\n    start_ms: 429380\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 429541\n  - text: '\"How '\n    start_ms: 429946\n  - text: 'about '\n    start_ms: 431241\n  - text: now?\"\n    start_ms: 431492\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, almost\n  start_ms: 432140\n  end_ms: 433414\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 432140\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 432224\n  - text: '\"Yeah, '\n    start_ms: 432424\n  - text: almost\n    start_ms: 432749\n- text: There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n  start_ms: 433780\n  end_ms: 435544\n  words:\n  - text: 'There''s '\n    start_ms: 433780\n  - text: 'still '\n    start_ms: 433951\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 434169\n  - text: 'little '\n    start_ms: 434232\n  - text: 'bit '\n    start_ms: 434433\n  - text: 'there, '\n    start_ms: 434628\n  - text: 'but '\n    start_ms: 434868\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 435014\n  - text: worry\n    start_ms: 435213\n- text: It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n  start_ms: 435650\n  end_ms: 437665\n  words:\n  - text: 'It''s '\n    start_ms: 435650\n  - text: 'probably '\n    start_ms: 435804\n  - text: 'just '\n    start_ms: 436269\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 436602\n  - text: 'piece '\n    start_ms: 436791\n  - text: 'of '\n    start_ms: 437146\n  - text: toast.\"\n    start_ms: 437363\n- text: Now we're at the pay window\n  start_ms: 437730\n  end_ms: 439294\n  words:\n  - text: 'Now '\n    start_ms: 437730\n  - text: 'we''re '\n    start_ms: 437886\n  - text: 'at '\n    start_ms: 438120\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 438234\n  - text: 'pay '\n    start_ms: 438406\n  - text: window\n    start_ms: 438640\n- text: Or whatever you call it\n  start_ms: 439830\n  end_ms: 441429\n  words:\n  - text: 'Or '\n    start_ms: 439830\n  - text: 'whatever '\n    start_ms: 440027\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 440547\n  - text: 'call '\n    start_ms: 440727\n  - text: it\n    start_ms: 441237\n- text: Put my hand in my pocket\n  start_ms: 442180\n  end_ms: 443738\n  words:\n  - text: 'Put '\n    start_ms: 442180\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 442358\n  - text: 'hand '\n    start_ms: 442552\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 442764\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 442884\n  - text: pocket\n    start_ms: 443082\n- text: I can't believe there's no wallet!\n  start_ms: 444250\n  end_ms: 446050\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 444250\n  - text: 'can''t '\n    start_ms: 444345\n  - text: 'believe '\n    start_ms: 444541\n  - text: 'there''s '\n    start_ms: 444856\n  - text: 'no '\n    start_ms: 445083\n  - text: wallet!\n    start_ms: 445305\n- text: And the lady at the window's like\n  start_ms: 453350\n  end_ms: 454681\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 453350\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 453468\n  - text: 'lady '\n    start_ms: 453586\n  - text: 'at '\n    start_ms: 453868\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 453985\n  - text: 'window''s '\n    start_ms: 454087\n  - text: like\n    start_ms: 454430\n- text: '\"Well, well, well, that''ll be five eighty-two.\"'\n  start_ms: 454770\n  end_ms: 459072\n  words:\n  - text: '\"Well, '\n    start_ms: 455322\n  - text: 'well, '\n    start_ms: 455870\n  - text: 'well, '\n    start_ms: 456365\n  - text: 'that''ll '\n    start_ms: 457186\n  - text: 'be '\n    start_ms: 457467\n  - text: 'five '\n    start_ms: 457753\n  - text: eighty-\n    start_ms: 458132\n  - text: two.\"\n    start_ms: 458582\n- text: I turn around to my wife, and say\n  start_ms: 459620\n  end_ms: 461710\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 459620\n  - text: 'turn '\n    start_ms: 459715\n  - text: 'around '\n    start_ms: 459918\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 460242\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 460514\n  - text: 'wife, '\n    start_ms: 460783\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 461445\n  - text: say\n    start_ms: 461602\n- text: '\"How much have you got on you?\"'\n  start_ms: 461710\n  end_ms: 463311\n  words:\n  - text: '\"How '\n    start_ms: 461747\n  - text: 'much '\n    start_ms: 461904\n  - text: 'have '\n    start_ms: 462142\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 462321\n  - text: 'got '\n    start_ms: 462445\n  - text: 'on '\n    start_ms: 462773\n  - text: you?\"\n    start_ms: 463027\n- text: She just rolls her eyes and says\n  start_ms: 464110\n  end_ms: 466040\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 464110\n  - text: 'just '\n    start_ms: 464440\n  - text: 'rolls '\n    start_ms: 464696\n  - text: 'her '\n    start_ms: 464977\n  - text: 'eyes '\n    start_ms: 465198\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 465532\n  - text: says\n    start_ms: 465772\n- text: '\"I''ll pay for this, I guess\"'\n  start_ms: 466040\n  end_ms: 468342\n  words:\n  - text: '\"I''ll '\n    start_ms: 466114\n  - text: 'pay '\n    start_ms: 466326\n  - text: 'for '\n    start_ms: 466581\n  - text: 'this, '\n    start_ms: 466760\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 467302\n  - text: guess\"\n    start_ms: 467463\n- text: So she reaches into her purse\n  start_ms: 468860\n  end_ms: 470512\n  words:\n  - text: 'So '\n    start_ms: 468860\n  - text: 'she '\n    start_ms: 469003\n  - text: 'reaches '\n    start_ms: 469143\n  - text: 'into '\n    start_ms: 469488\n  - text: 'her '\n    start_ms: 469846\n  - text: purse\n    start_ms: 470102\n- text: And busts out the American Express\n  start_ms: 470620\n  end_ms: 472982\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 470620\n  - text: 'busts '\n    start_ms: 470866\n  - text: 'out '\n    start_ms: 471210\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 471408\n  - text: 'American '\n    start_ms: 471779\n  - text: Express\n    start_ms: 472353\n- text: I hand it to the lady\n  start_ms: 473420\n  end_ms: 474883\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 473420\n  - text: 'hand '\n    start_ms: 473518\n  - text: 'it '\n    start_ms: 473703\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 473802\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 473922\n  - text: lady\n    start_ms: 474088\n- text: And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n  start_ms: 475530\n  end_ms: 479406\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 475530\n  - text: 'she '\n    start_ms: 475773\n  - text: 'says '\n    start_ms: 476022\n  - text: '\"Oh '\n    start_ms: 476312\n  - text: 'dear, '\n    start_ms: 476933\n  - text: 'It''s '\n    start_ms: 477675\n  - text: 'gotta '\n    start_ms: 477775\n  - text: 'be '\n    start_ms: 478052\n  - text: 'cash '\n    start_ms: 478308\n  - text: only\n    start_ms: 478795\n- text: We don't take credit cards here.\"\n  start_ms: 480010\n  end_ms: 481886\n  words:\n  - text: 'We '\n    start_ms: 480010\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 480259\n  - text: 'take '\n    start_ms: 480535\n  - text: 'credit '\n    start_ms: 480777\n  - text: 'cards '\n    start_ms: 481076\n  - text: here.\"\n    start_ms: 481417\n- text: I took back the card and said\n  start_ms: 482170\n  end_ms: 483808\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 482170\n  - text: 'took '\n    start_ms: 482282\n  - text: 'back '\n    start_ms: 482589\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 482848\n  - text: 'card '\n    start_ms: 482997\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 483405\n  - text: said\n    start_ms: 483613\n- text: '\"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"'\n  start_ms: 483820\n  end_ms: 486202\n  words:\n  - text: '\"Gee, '\n    start_ms: 483893\n  - text: 'really? '\n    start_ms: 484162\n  - text: 'Well, '\n    start_ms: 484592\n  - text: 'that '\n    start_ms: 484858\n  - text: sucks.\"\n    start_ms: 485241\n- text: And that's when I found out\n  start_ms: 486730\n  end_ms: 488283\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 486730\n  - text: 'that''s '\n    start_ms: 486966\n  - text: 'when '\n    start_ms: 487243\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 487590\n  - text: 'found '\n    start_ms: 487748\n  - text: out\n    start_ms: 488126\n- text: My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n  start_ms: 488330\n  end_ms: 490671\n  words:\n  - text: 'My '\n    start_ms: 488330\n  - text: 'wife '\n    start_ms: 488555\n  - text: 'was '\n    start_ms: 488731\n  - text: 'only '\n    start_ms: 488890\n  - text: 'carryin'' '\n    start_ms: 489112\n  - text: 'three '\n    start_ms: 489652\n  - text: bucks\n    start_ms: 490277\n- text: I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n  start_ms: 491480\n  end_ms: 495659\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 491480\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 491572\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 491877\n  - text: 'thought '\n    start_ms: 492139\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 492518\n  - text: 'were '\n    start_ms: 492753\n  - text: 'gonna '\n    start_ms: 493032\n  - text: 'hit '\n    start_ms: 493553\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 493876\n  - text: 'ATM '\n    start_ms: 494210\n  - text: today\"\n    start_ms: 494990\n- text: She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n  start_ms: 495950\n  end_ms: 499818\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 495950\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 496120\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 496493\n  - text: 'never '\n    start_ms: 496646\n  - text: 'got '\n    start_ms: 496913\n  - text: 'around '\n    start_ms: 497246\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 497640\n  - text: 'it, '\n    start_ms: 497825\n  - text: 'so '\n    start_ms: 498195\n  - text: 'where''s '\n    start_ms: 498295\n  - text: 'your '\n    start_ms: 498483\n  - text: 'wallet '\n    start_ms: 498647\n  - 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text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 513627\n  - text: '\"Now, '\n    start_ms: 513882\n  - text: 'hold '\n    start_ms: 514207\n  - text: 'your '\n    start_ms: 514481\n  - text: 'stinkin'' '\n    start_ms: 514609\n  - text: 'horses, '\n    start_ms: 515150\n  - text: lady!\n    start_ms: 515731\n- text: We won't be long.\"\n  start_ms: 516280\n  end_ms: 517499\n  words:\n  - text: 'We '\n    start_ms: 516280\n  - text: 'won''t '\n    start_ms: 516428\n  - text: 'be '\n    start_ms: 516671\n  - text: long.\"\n    start_ms: 516850\n- text: So I looked around inside the glove-box\n  start_ms: 517700\n  end_ms: 519593\n  words:\n  - text: 'So '\n    start_ms: 517700\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 517867\n  - text: 'looked '\n    start_ms: 517944\n  - text: 'around '\n    start_ms: 518143\n  - text: 'inside '\n    start_ms: 518366\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 518788\n  - text: glove-\n    start_ms: 518892\n  - text: box\n    start_ms: 519229\n- text: And checked the mat beneath my feet\n  start_ms: 519830\n  end_ms: 521957\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 519830\n  - text: 'checked '\n    start_ms: 519931\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 520117\n  - text: 'mat '\n    start_ms: 520233\n  - text: 'beneath '\n    start_ms: 520484\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 521045\n  - text: feet\n    start_ms: 521322\n- text: I found a nickel in an ashtray\n  start_ms: 522170\n  end_ms: 523629\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 522170\n  - text: 'found '\n    start_ms: 522267\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 522456\n  - text: 'nickel '\n    start_ms: 522557\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 522871\n  - text: 'an '\n    start_ms: 522969\n  - text: ashtray\n    start_ms: 523183\n- text: And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n  start_ms: 523660\n  end_ms: 526306\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 523660\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 523808\n  - text: 'couple '\n    start_ms: 523883\n  - text: 'pennies '\n    start_ms: 524165\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 524453\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 524627\n  - 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text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 641859\n  - text: onion!\n    start_ms: 642659\nplain: |-\n  Seven o'clock in the evening\n  Watchin something stupid on TV\n  I'm zoned out on the sofa\n  When my wife comes in the room and sees me\n  And she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\n  And I say, \"I don't know...\"\n  Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n  She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n  I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n  She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n  I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n  She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n  I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n  But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n  And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n  I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n  She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n  I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n  She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n  I hopped up and I said\n  \"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\n  She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n  I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n  She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n  I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n  She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n\n  Well, I was gonna say something\n  But my cell phone started to ring\n  Now who could be callin' me?\n  Well, I checked my caller ID\n  It was just cousin Larry\n  Callin' for the third time today\n  My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n  I said, \"Okay.\"\n  \"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\n  She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n  \"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\n  And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n  I step a little bit closer\n  Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n  She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n  I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n  And eatin' expensive food\"\n  She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n  I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n  And Burrito King would make me gassy\n  There's no doubt\"\n  She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n  I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n  Then I get an idea\n  I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n  She says, \"What?\"\n  I say, \"Guess!\"\n  She says \"What?\"\n  I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n\n  So we head out the front door\n  Open the garage door\n  Then I open the car doors\n  And we get in those car doors\n  Put my key in the ignition\n  And then I turn it sideways\n  Then we fasten our seat belts\n  As we pull out the driveway\n  Then we drive to the drive-thru\n  Heading off to the drive-thru\n  We're approaching the drive-thru\n  Getting close to the drive-thru\n  Almost there at the drive-thru\n  Now we're here at the drive-thru\n  Here in line at the drive-thru\n  Did I mention the drive-thru?\n\n  Well, here we are\n  In the drive-thru line, me and her\n  Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n  All just waiting to order\n  There's some idiot in a Volvo\n  With his brights on behind me\n  I lean out the window and scream\n  \"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\n  My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n  I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n  So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n  Now a woman on a speaker box\n  Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n  I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n  We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n  Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n  I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n  I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n  She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n  I put my head in my hands and scream\n  \"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\n  The voice on the speaker says\n  \"I don't have all day.\"\n  I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n  I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n  She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n  I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n  Plus we need curly fries\n  And don't you dare forget it!\n  And two medium root beers\n  No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n  Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n  So read me back my order\n  Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n  She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n  Two - you want a cheeseburger\n  Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n  \"Stop! Don't go no further!\n  I never ordered a large root beer\n  I said medium, not large!\"\n  Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n  I supersized you at no charge.\"\n  \"Oh.\" And that's all\n  I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n  And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n  That I really think you should know\n  You can have unlimited refills\n  For just a quarter more.\"\n  I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n  Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n  Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n  And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n  Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n  She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n  Who goes to school with me\n  I sat behind him last year\n  And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n  I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n  He used to be my plumber\n  He was prematurely bald\n  And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n  He also had bladder problems\n  And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n  And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n  That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n  And then we both were quiet\n  And things got real intense\n  Then she says, \"Next window, please\n  That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n  So we inched ahead in line\n  Movin' painfully slow\n  I got a little bored\n  So I turned on the radio\n\n  Click, turned it off\n  Because my wife was getting a headache\n  So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n  Then I looked at her\n  And she looked back at me\n  And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n  She turned away from me\n  And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n  But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n  Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, almost\n  There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n  It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n  Now we're at the pay window\n  Or whatever you call it\n  Put my hand in my pocket\n  I can't believe there's no wallet!\n\n  And the lady at the window's like\n  \"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\n  I turn around to my wife, and say\n  \"How much have you got on you?\"\n  She just rolls her eyes and says\n  \"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\n  So she reaches into her purse\n  And busts out the American Express\n  I hand it to the lady\n  And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n  We don't take credit cards here.\"\n  I took back the card and said\n  \"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\n  And that's when I found out\n  My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n  I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n  She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n  And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n  Now the lady at the window\n  Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n  And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n  I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n  We won't be long.\"\n  So I looked around inside the glove-box\n  And checked the mat beneath my feet\n  I found a nickel in an ashtray\n  And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n  Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n  The lady counts it up and says\n  \"You're still about a dollar short\"\n  And now my woman's got this weird look\n  Frozen on her face\n  She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n  And so I turned around\n  To the cashier again\n  I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\n  So I pick up my change\n  Pick up my receipt\n  And I drive to the pickup window\n  Man, I just can't wait to eat\n  And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n  Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n  \"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\n  And he hands me a paper bag\n  I look him in the eyes\n  And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n  Well, he looks at me\n  And I look at him\n  And he looks at me\n  And I look at him\n  And he looks it me\n  And I look at him\n  And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n  What did you want again?\"\n  I say \"Ketchup!\"\n  And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n  I just spaced out there for a second\n  I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n  And then he hands me the ketchup\n  And now we're finally drivin' away\n  And the food is drivin' me mad\n  With its intoxicating bouquet\n  I'm starvin' to death\n  By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n  I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n  I just gotta have a bite!\"\n  So she reaches in the bag\n  And pulls out the burger\n  And she hands me the burger\n  And I pick up the burger\n  And then I unwrap the paper\n  I bite into those buns\n  And I just can't believe it\n  They forgot the onion!\n"},{"id":4538094,"name":"Trapped in the Drive-Thru","trackName":"Trapped in the Drive-Thru","artistName":"“Weird Al” Yankovic","albumName":"The Essential “Weird Al” Yankovic","duration":651.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":true,"plainLyrics":"Seven o'clock in the evening\nWatchin something stupid on TV\nI'm zoned out on the sofa\nWhen my wife comes in the room and sees me\nAnd she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\nAnd I say, \"I don't know...\"\nSay, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\nShe says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\nI said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\nShe said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\nI said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\nShe said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\nI said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\nBut first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\nAnd she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\nI said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\nShe said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\nI said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\nShe said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\nI hopped up and I said\n\"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\nShe's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\nI'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\nShe's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\nI'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\nShe's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n\nWell, I was gonna say something\nBut my cell phone started to ring\nNow who could be callin' me?\nWell, I checked my caller ID\nIt was just cousin Larry\nCallin' for the third time today\nMy wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\nI said, \"Okay.\"\n\"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\nShe said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n\"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\nAnd then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\nI step a little bit closer\nSay, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\nShe says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\nI don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\nAnd eatin' expensive food\"\nShe's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\nI say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\nAnd Burrito King would make me gassy\nThere's no doubt\"\nShe says, \"Just forget about it\"\nI said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\nThen I get an idea\nI say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\nShe says, \"What?\"\nI say, \"Guess!\"\nShe says \"What?\"\nI say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n\nSo we head out the front door\nOpen the garage door\nThen I open the car doors\nAnd we get in those car doors\nPut my key in the ignition\nAnd then I turn it sideways\nThen we fasten our seat belts\nAs we pull out the driveway\nThen we drive to the drive-thru\nHeading off to the drive-thru\nWe're approaching the drive-thru\nGetting close to the drive-thru\nAlmost there at the drive-thru\nNow we're here at the drive-thru\nHere in line at the drive-thru\nDid I mention the drive-thru?\n\nWell, here we are\nIn the drive-thru line, me and her\nCars in front of us, cars in back of us\nAll just waiting to order\nThere's some idiot in a Volvo\nWith his brights on behind me\nI lean out the window and scream\n\"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\nMy wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\nI said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\nSo I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\nNow a woman on a speaker box\nIs sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\nI said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\nWe'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\nThen my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\nI think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\nI said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\nShe says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\nI put my head in my hands and scream\n\"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\nThe voice on the speaker says\n\"I don't have all day.\"\nI said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\nI wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\nShe's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\nI'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\nPlus we need curly fries\nAnd don't you dare forget it!\nAnd two medium root beers\nNo, just one, we'll split it.\"\nThen I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\nSo read me back my order\nLet's make sure you got it right.\"\nShe says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\nTwo - you want a cheeseburger\nThree - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n\"Stop! Don't go no further!\nI never ordered a large root beer\nI said medium, not large!\"\nThen she says, \"We're havin' a special\nI supersized you at no charge.\"\n\"Oh.\" And that's all\nI could say, was \"Oh.\"\nAnd she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\nThat I really think you should know\nYou can have unlimited refills\nFor just a quarter more.\"\nI say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\nThen she says, \"Wait a minute\nYour voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\nAnd my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\nNow tell me, who's this Paul?\"\nShe says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\nWho goes to school with me\nI sat behind him last year\nAnd I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\nI said, \"I know a guy named Paul\nHe used to be my plumber\nHe was prematurely bald\nAnd he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\nHe also had bladder problems\nAnd a really bad infection on his toe.\"\nAnd she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\nThat's way more than I needed to know!\"\nAnd then we both were quiet\nAnd things got real intense\nThen she says, \"Next window, please\nThat'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\nSo we inched ahead in line\nMovin' painfully slow\nI got a little bored\nSo I turned on the radio\n\nClick, turned it off\nBecause my wife was getting a headache\nSo we both just sat there quietly for her sake\nThen I looked at her\nAnd she looked back at me\nAnd I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\nShe turned away from me\nAnd then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\nBut hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\nThen she said, \"How about now?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, almost\nThere's still a little bit there, but don't worry\nIt's probably just a piece of toast.\"\nNow we're at the pay window\nOr whatever you call it\nPut my hand in my pocket\nI can't believe there's no wallet!\n\nAnd the lady at the window's like\n\"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\nI turn around to my wife, and say\n\"How much have you got on you?\"\nShe just rolls her eyes and says\n\"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\nSo she reaches into her purse\nAnd busts out the American Express\nI hand it to the lady\nAnd she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\nWe don't take credit cards here.\"\nI took back the card and said\n\"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\nAnd that's when I found out\nMy wife was only carryin' three bucks\nI said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\nShe says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\nAnd I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\nNow the lady at the window\nIs lookin' at me kind of strange\nAnd she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\nI said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\nWe won't be long.\"\nSo I looked around inside the glove-box\nAnd checked the mat beneath my feet\nI found a nickel in an ashtray\nAnd a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\nBefore long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\nThe lady counts it up and says\n\"You're still about a dollar short\"\nAnd now my woman's got this weird look\nFrozen on her face\nShe screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\nAnd so I turned around\nTo the cashier again\nI shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\nSo I pick up my change\nPick up my receipt\nAnd I drive to the pickup window\nMan, I just can't wait to eat\nAnd now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\nWearin' a dorky nametag that says\n\"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\nAnd he hands me a paper bag\nI look him in the eyes\nAnd I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\nWell, he looks at me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he looks at me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he looks it me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he says, \"I'm sorry!\nWhat did you want again?\"\nI say \"Ketchup!\"\nAnd he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\nI just spaced out there for a second\nI'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\nAnd then he hands me the ketchup\nAnd now we're finally drivin' away\nAnd the food is drivin' me mad\nWith its intoxicating bouquet\nI'm starvin' to death\nBy the time we pull up at the traffic light\nI say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\nI just gotta have a bite!\"\nSo she reaches in the bag\nAnd pulls out the burger\nAnd she hands me the burger\nAnd I pick up the burger\nAnd then I unwrap the paper\nI bite into those buns\nAnd I just can't believe it\nThey forgot the onion!","syncedLyrics":"[00:21.50] Seven o'clock in the evening\n[00:22.83] Watchin something stupid on TV\n[00:25.35] I'm zoned out on the sofa\n[00:27.29] When my wife comes in the room and sees me\n[00:30.16] And she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\n[00:34.63] And I say, \"I don't know...\"\n[00:36.13] Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n[00:39.39] She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n[00:43.76] I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n[00:47.76] She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n[00:50.08] I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n[00:52.22] She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n[00:54.42] I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n[00:56.72] But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n[01:01.15] And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n[01:05.26] I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n[01:07.83] She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n[01:09.83] I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n[01:12.14] She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n[01:14.42] I hopped up and I said\n[01:15.77] \"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\n[01:18.33] She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n[01:23.33] I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n[01:26.03] She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n[01:27.89] I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n[01:29.45] She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n[01:32.19] Well, I was gonna say something\n[01:34.55] But my cell phone started to ring\n[01:36.70] Now who could be callin' me?\n[01:38.78] Well, I checked my caller ID\n[01:40.89] It was just cousin Larry\n[01:42.49] Callin' for the third time today\n[01:45.50] My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n[01:47.63] I said, \"Okay.\"\n[01:49.97] \"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\n[01:53.86] She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n[01:56.76] \"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\n[01:59.02] And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n[02:02.64] I says, \"No\"\n[02:03.32] She says, \"Yes\"\n[02:04.07] I says, \"No\"\n[02:04.61] She says, \"Yes\"\n[02:05.25] I says, \"No\"\n[02:05.59] She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n[02:07.93] I step a little bit closer\n[02:10.10] Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n[02:12.35] She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n[02:14.36] I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n[02:16.61] I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n[02:18.89] And eatin' expensive food\"\n[02:21.18] She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n[02:22.60] I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n[02:25.21] And Burrito King would make me gassy\n[02:28.01] There's no doubt\"\n[02:29.82] She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n[02:31.79] I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n[02:34.36] Then I get an idea\n[02:36.73] I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n[02:38.34] She says, \"What?\"\n[02:38.85] I say, \"Guess!\"\n[02:39.41] She says \"What?\"\n[02:40.21] I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n[02:43.35] So we head out the front door\n[02:45.50] Open the garage door\n[02:47.84] Then I open the car doors\n[02:49.93] And we get in those car doors\n[02:52.08] Put my key in the ignition\n[02:54.42] And then I turn it sideways\n[02:56.64] Then we fasten our seat belts\n[02:58.83] As we pull out the driveway\n[03:01.13] Then we drive to the drive-thru\n[03:03.31] Heading off to the drive-thru\n[03:05.45] We're approaching the drive-thru\n[03:07.78] Getting close to the drive-thru\n[03:10.01] Almost there at the drive-thru\n[03:12.18] Now we're here at the drive-thru\n[03:14.38] Here in line at the drive-thru\n[03:16.66] Did I mention the drive-thru?\n[03:19.31] \n[03:27.35] Well, here we are\n[03:29.10] In the drive-thru line, me and her\n[03:32.25] Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n[03:34.22] All just waiting to order\n[03:36.10] There's some idiot in a Volvo\n[03:38.46] With his brights on behind me\n[03:40.53] I lean out the window and scream\n[03:42.22] \"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\n[03:45.55] My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n[03:50.08] I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n[03:52.45] So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n[03:54.28] Now a woman on a speaker box\n[03:56.35] Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n[03:58.54] I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n[04:00.59] We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n[04:02.99] Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n[04:07.76] I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n[04:11.84] I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n[04:14.21] She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n[04:16.63] I put my head in my hands and scream\n[04:18.86] \"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\n[04:21.06] The voice on the speaker says\n[04:23.06] \"I don't have all day.\"\n[04:25.20] I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n[04:29.76] I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n[04:34.21] She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n[04:36.19] I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n[04:38.56] Plus we need curly fries\n[04:41.18] And don't you dare forget it!\n[04:43.27] And two medium root beers\n[04:45.52] No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n[04:47.42] Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n[04:52.17] So read me back my order\n[04:54.16] Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n[04:56.05] She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n[04:58.56] Two - you want a cheeseburger\n[05:00.71] Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n[05:03.36] \"Stop! Don't go no further!\n[05:05.98] I never ordered a large root beer\n[05:07.47] I said medium, not large!\"\n[05:09.95] Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n[05:11.84] I supersized you at no charge.\"\n[05:14.14] \"Oh.\" And that's all\n[05:16.61] I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n[05:18.29] And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n[05:20.55] That I really think you should know\n[05:23.09] You can have unlimited refills\n[05:25.04] For just a quarter more.\"\n[05:27.18] I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n[05:31.81] Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n[05:33.76] Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n[05:36.86] And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n[05:39.56] Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n[05:41.52] She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n[05:43.55] Who goes to school with me\n[05:46.13] I sat behind him last year\n[05:47.53] And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n[05:50.45] I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n[05:52.81] He used to be my plumber\n[05:55.00] He was prematurely bald\n[05:57.32] And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n[05:59.33] He also had bladder problems\n[06:01.24] And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n[06:03.69] And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n[06:05.99] That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n[06:08.37] And then we both were quiet\n[06:10.75] And things got real intense\n[06:12.70] Then she says, \"Next window, please\n[06:14.44] That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n[06:17.14] So we inched ahead in line\n[06:19.46] Movin' painfully slow\n[06:21.29] I got a little bored\n[06:23.09] So I turned on the radio\n[06:25.52] \n[06:41.80] Click, turned it off\n[06:43.19] Because my wife was getting a headache\n[06:46.66] So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n[06:51.25] Then I looked at her\n[06:53.70] And she looked back at me\n[06:55.39] And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n[06:59.84] She turned away from me\n[07:01.60] And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n[07:04.17] I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n[07:07.20] But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n[07:09.27] Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n[07:11.99] I said, \"Yeah, almost\n[07:13.54] There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n[07:15.51] It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n[07:17.62] Now we're at the pay window\n[07:19.70] Or whatever you call it\n[07:21.91] Put my hand in my pocket\n[07:24.03] I can't believe there's no wallet!\n[07:33.61] And the lady at the window's like\n[07:35.53] \"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\n[07:39.76] I turn around to my wife, and say\n[07:41.70] \"How much have you got on you?\"\n[07:43.92] She just rolls her eyes and says\n[07:46.13] \"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\n[07:48.75] So she reaches into her purse\n[07:50.43] And busts out the American Express\n[07:53.37] I hand it to the lady\n[07:55.41] And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n[07:59.10] We don't take credit cards here.\"\n[08:02.06] I took back the card and said\n[08:03.89] \"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\n[08:06.40] And that's when I found out\n[08:08.36] My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n[08:11.25] I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n[08:15.94] She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n[08:20.04] And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n[08:24.35] Now the lady at the window\n[08:25.69] Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n[08:28.64] And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n[08:33.22] I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n[08:36.18] We won't be long.\"\n[08:37.62] So I looked around inside the glove-box\n[08:39.92] And checked the mat beneath my feet\n[08:42.15] I found a nickel in an ashtray\n[08:43.57] And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n[08:46.47] Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n[08:50.10] The lady counts it up and says\n[08:53.18] \"You're still about a dollar short\"\n[08:55.43] And now my woman's got this weird look\n[08:57.33] Frozen on her face\n[08:59.38] She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n[09:04.28] And so I turned around\n[09:06.50] To the cashier again\n[09:08.80] I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\n[09:12.97] So I pick up my change\n[09:15.04] Pick up my receipt\n[09:17.17] And I drive to the pickup window\n[09:19.43] Man, I just can't wait to eat\n[09:21.75] And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n[09:26.35] Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n[09:28.39] \"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\n[09:30.87] And he hands me a paper bag\n[09:33.27] I look him in the eyes\n[09:35.48] And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n[09:39.96] Well, he looks at me\n[09:42.73] And I look at him\n[09:44.92] And he looks at me\n[09:47.16] And I look at him\n[09:49.35] And he looks it me\n[09:51.59] And I look at him\n[09:53.75] And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n[09:55.59] What did you want again?\"\n[09:57.93] I say \"Ketchup!\"\n[09:59.68] And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n[10:02.04] I just spaced out there for a second\n[10:04.38] I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n[10:06.86] And then he hands me the ketchup\n[10:09.44] And now we're finally drivin' away\n[10:12.18] And the food is drivin' me mad\n[10:13.67] With its intoxicating bouquet\n[10:16.16] I'm starvin' to death\n[10:17.26] By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n[10:20.37] I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n[10:22.75] I just gotta have a bite!\"\n[10:24.96] So she reaches in the bag\n[10:27.23] And pulls out the burger\n[10:29.39] And she hands me the burger\n[10:31.34] And I pick up the burger\n[10:33.75] And then I unwrap the paper\n[10:36.34] I bite into those buns\n[10:38.59] And I just can't believe it\n[10:40.74] They forgot the onion!\n[10:44.52] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Trapped in the Drive-Thru\n  artist: “Weird Al” Yankovic\n  album: The Essential “Weird Al” Yankovic\n  duration_ms: 651000\n  instrumental: false\n  language: en\nlines:\n- text: Seven o'clock in the evening\n  start_ms: 21740\n  end_ms: 23071\n  words:\n  - 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text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 47980\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 48117\n  - text: '\"So '\n    start_ms: 48275\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 48448\n  - text: 'do '\n    start_ms: 48697\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 48812\n  - text: 'have '\n    start_ms: 48968\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 49266\n  - text: mind?\"\n    start_ms: 49497\n- text: I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n  start_ms: 50240\n  end_ms: 52164\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 50240\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 50372\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 50567\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 50704\n  - text: 'know, '\n    start_ms: 50937\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 51213\n  - text: 'about '\n    start_ms: 51414\n  - text: you?\"\n    start_ms: 51842\n- text: She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n  start_ms: 52420\n  end_ms: 54613\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 52420\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 52570\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 52728\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 52862\n  - text: 'care... '\n    start_ms: 53101\n  - text: 'if '\n    start_ms: 53443\n  - text: 'you''re '\n    start_ms: 53562\n  - text: 'hungry, '\n    start_ms: 53780\n  - text: 'let''s '\n    start_ms: 54184\n  - text: eat.\"\n    start_ms: 54402\n- text: I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n  start_ms: 54620\n  end_ms: 56269\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 54620\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 54752\n  - text: '\"That''s '\n    start_ms: 55037\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 55277\n  - text: 'we''re '\n    start_ms: 55420\n  - text: 'gonna '\n    start_ms: 55586\n  - text: do!\n    start_ms: 56037\n- text: But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n  start_ms: 56680\n  end_ms: 60415\n  words:\n  - text: 'But '\n    start_ms: 56680\n  - text: 'first '\n    start_ms: 56813\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 57149\n  - text: 'gotta '\n    start_ms: 57359\n  - text: 'tell '\n    start_ms: 57758\n  - text: 'me '\n    start_ms: 58151\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 58402\n  - text: 'it '\n    start_ms: 58713\n  - text: 'is '\n    start_ms: 58887\n  - text: 'you''re '\n    start_ms: 59085\n  - text: 'hungry '\n    start_ms: 59373\n  - text: for?\"\n    start_ms: 60067\n- text: And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n  start_ms: 61470\n  end_ms: 65153\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 61470\n  - text: 'she '\n    start_ms: 61587\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 61740\n  - text: '\"Let '\n    start_ms: 61975\n  - text: 'me '\n    start_ms: 62150\n  - text: 'think, '\n    start_ms: 62310\n  - text: 'what''s '\n    start_ms: 62693\n  - text: 'left '\n    start_ms: 62897\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 63233\n  - text: 'our '\n    start_ms: 63493\n  - text: refrigerator?\"\n    start_ms: 63748\n- text: I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n  start_ms: 65840\n  end_ms: 67679\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 65840\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 65940\n  - text: '\"Well, '\n    start_ms: 66238\n  - text: 'there''s '\n    start_ms: 66537\n  - text: 'tuna, '\n    start_ms: 66794\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 67163\n  - text: know.\"\n    start_ms: 67286\n- text: She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n  start_ms: 68060\n  end_ms: 69826\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 68060\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 68195\n  - text: '\"That '\n    start_ms: 68318\n  - text: 'went '\n    start_ms: 68483\n  - text: 'bad '\n    start_ms: 68740\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 68938\n  - text: 'week '\n    start_ms: 69057\n  - text: ago!\"\n    start_ms: 69337\n- text: I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n  start_ms: 70550\n  end_ms: 71986\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 70550\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 70681\n  - text: '\"Is '\n    start_ms: 70926\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 71087\n  - text: 'chili '\n    start_ms: 71241\n  - text: okay?\"\n    start_ms: 71582\n- text: She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n  start_ms: 72440\n  end_ms: 74385\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 72440\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 72558\n  - text: '\"You '\n    start_ms: 72727\n  - text: 'finished '\n    start_ms: 72872\n  - text: 'that '\n    start_ms: 73169\n  - text: yesterday!\"\n    start_ms: 73410\n- text: I hopped up and I said\n  start_ms: 74700\n  end_ms: 75839\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 74700\n  - text: 'hopped '\n    start_ms: 74799\n  - text: 'up '\n    start_ms: 75199\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 75394\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 75558\n  - text: said\n    start_ms: 75619\n- text: '\"I don''t know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"'\n  start_ms: 75860\n  end_ms: 78540\n  words:\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 75988\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 76043\n  - text: 'know. '\n    start_ms: 76198\n  - text: 'Do '\n    start_ms: 76448\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 76552\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 76733\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 76893\n  - text: 'get '\n    start_ms: 76977\n  - text: 'something '\n    start_ms: 77172\n  - text: delivered?\"\n    start_ms: 77550\n- text: She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n  start_ms: 78610\n  end_ms: 83482\n  words:\n  - text: 'She''s '\n    start_ms: 78610\n  - text: 'like, '\n    start_ms: 78867\n  - text: '\"Why '\n    start_ms: 79402\n  - text: 'would '\n    start_ms: 79923\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 80338\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 80467\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 80656\n  - text: 'eat '\n    start_ms: 80815\n  - text: 'liver? '\n    start_ms: 81078\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 81868\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 82002\n  - text: 'even '\n    start_ms: 82302\n  - text: 'like '\n    start_ms: 82614\n  - text: liver!\"\n    start_ms: 82863\n- text: I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n  start_ms: 84170\n  end_ms: 86051\n  words:\n  - text: 'I''m '\n    start_ms: 84170\n  - text: 'like, '\n    start_ms: 84296\n  - text: '\"No, '\n    start_ms: 84775\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 85313\n  - text: 'said '\n    start_ms: 85395\n  - text: '''delivered''.\"'\n    start_ms: 85545\n- text: She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n  start_ms: 86330\n  end_ms: 87792\n  words:\n  - text: 'She''s '\n    start_ms: 86330\n  - text: 'like, '\n    start_ms: 86519\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 86641\n  - text: 'heard '\n    start_ms: 86756\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 86988\n  - text: 'say '\n    start_ms: 87107\n  - text: '''liver''!\"'\n    start_ms: 87245\n- text: I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n  start_ms: 88180\n  end_ms: 89610\n  words:\n  - text: 'I''m '\n    start_ms: 88180\n  - text: 'like, '\n    start_ms: 88296\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 88541\n  - text: 'should '\n    start_ms: 88655\n  - text: 'know '\n    start_ms: 88831\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 89099\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 89293\n  - text: said...\"\n    start_ms: 89411\n- text: She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n  start_ms: 89610\n  end_ms: 92165\n  words:\n  - text: 'She''s '\n    start_ms: 89610\n  - text: 'like, '\n    start_ms: 89760\n  - text: '\"Whatever! '\n    start_ms: 89896\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 90715\n  - text: 'just '\n    start_ms: 90794\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 90913\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 91088\n  - text: 'any '\n    start_ms: 91288\n  - text: liver!\"\n    start_ms: 91580\n- text: Well, I was gonna say something\n  start_ms: 92740\n  end_ms: 94332\n  words:\n  - text: 'Well, '\n    start_ms: 92740\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 92950\n  - text: 'was '\n    start_ms: 93035\n  - text: 'gonna '\n    start_ms: 93160\n  - text: 'say '\n    start_ms: 93451\n  - text: something\n    start_ms: 93735\n- text: But my cell phone started to ring\n  start_ms: 94720\n  end_ms: 96706\n  words:\n  - text: 'But '\n    start_ms: 94720\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 94862\n  - text: 'cell '\n    start_ms: 95092\n  - text: 'phone '\n    start_ms: 95321\n  - text: 'started '\n    start_ms: 95602\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 95939\n  - text: ring\n    start_ms: 96233\n- text: Now who could be callin' me?\n  start_ms: 97010\n  end_ms: 98608\n  words:\n  - text: 'Now '\n    start_ms: 97010\n  - text: 'who '\n    start_ms: 97247\n  - text: 'could '\n    start_ms: 97377\n  - text: 'be '\n    start_ms: 97548\n  - text: 'callin'' '\n    start_ms: 97800\n  - text: me?\n    start_ms: 98342\n- text: Well, I checked my caller ID\n  start_ms: 99160\n  end_ms: 100768\n  words:\n  - text: 'Well, '\n    start_ms: 99160\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 99345\n  - text: 'checked '\n    start_ms: 99499\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 99838\n  - text: 'caller '\n    start_ms: 100071\n  - text: ID\n    start_ms: 100513\n- text: It was just cousin Larry\n  start_ms: 101260\n  end_ms: 102665\n  words:\n  - text: 'It '\n    start_ms: 101260\n  - text: 'was '\n    start_ms: 101359\n  - text: 'just '\n    start_ms: 101540\n  - text: 'cousin '\n    start_ms: 101807\n  - text: Larry\n    start_ms: 102354\n- text: Callin' for the third time today\n  start_ms: 102750\n  end_ms: 105096\n  words:\n  - text: 'Callin'' '\n    start_ms: 102750\n  - text: 'for '\n    start_ms: 103134\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 103352\n  - text: 'third '\n    start_ms: 103607\n  - text: 'time '\n    start_ms: 104022\n  - text: today\n    start_ms: 104411\n- text: My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n  start_ms: 105910\n  end_ms: 107831\n  words:\n  - text: 'My '\n    start_ms: 105910\n  - text: 'wife '\n    start_ms: 106157\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 106411\n  - text: '\"Let '\n    start_ms: 106651\n  - text: 'it '\n    start_ms: 106852\n  - text: 'go '\n    start_ms: 106952\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 107093\n  - text: voicemail.\"\n    start_ms: 107214\n- text: I said, \"Okay.\"\n  start_ms: 108370\n  end_ms: 109413\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 108370\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 108491\n  - text: '\"Okay.\"'\n    start_ms: 108843\n- text: '\"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"'\n  start_ms: 109720\n  end_ms: 113304\n  words:\n  - text: '\"Where '\n    start_ms: 110233\n  - text: 'were '\n    start_ms: 110537\n  - text: 'we? '\n    start_ms: 110782\n  - text: 'Oh, '\n    start_ms: 111141\n  - text: 'dinner, '\n    start_ms: 111321\n  - text: 'right! '\n    start_ms: 111649\n  - text: 'So '\n    start_ms: 112007\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 112205\n  - text: 'do '\n    start_ms: 112455\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 112578\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 112737\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 113004\n  - text: do?\"\n    start_ms: 113166\n- text: She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n  start_ms: 114690\n  end_ms: 116730\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 114690\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 114821\n  - text: '\"Why '\n    start_ms: 114958\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 115138\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 115313\n  - text: 'whip '\n    start_ms: 115430\n  - text: 'up '\n    start_ms: 115602\n  - text: 'somethin'' '\n    start_ms: 115696\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 115987\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 116091\n  - text: kitchen?\"\n    start_ms: 116229\n- text: '\"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don''t you?\"'\n  start_ms: 116730\n  end_ms: 118520\n  words:\n  - text: '\"Yeah,\" '\n    start_ms: 117060\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 117428\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 117544\n  - text: '\"why '\n    start_ms: 117781\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 117995\n  - text: you?\"\n    start_ms: 118311\n- text: And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n  start_ms: 119420\n  end_ms: 122789\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 119420\n  - text: 'then '\n    start_ms: 119512\n  - text: 'she '\n    start_ms: 119646\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 119801\n  - text: '\"Baby, '\n    start_ms: 120055\n  - text: 'can''t '\n    start_ms: 120382\n  - text: 'we '\n    start_ms: 120548\n  - text: 'just '\n    start_ms: 120701\n  - text: 'go '\n    start_ms: 120949\n  - text: 'out '\n    start_ms: 121289\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 121504\n  - text: 'dinner, '\n    start_ms: 121669\n  - text: please?\"\n    start_ms: 122093\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 123070\n  end_ms: 123487\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 123070\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 123150\n  - text: '\"No\"'\n    start_ms: 123312\n- text: She says, \"Yes\"\n  start_ms: 123590\n  end_ms: 124078\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 123590\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 123727\n  - text: '\"Yes\"'\n    start_ms: 123865\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 124100\n  end_ms: 124490\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 124100\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 124157\n  - text: '\"No\"'\n    start_ms: 124312\n- text: She says, \"Yes\"\n  start_ms: 124610\n  end_ms: 125061\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 124610\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 124727\n  - text: '\"Yes\"'\n    start_ms: 124864\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 125220\n  end_ms: 125537\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 125220\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 125278\n  - text: '\"No\"'\n    start_ms: 125417\n- text: She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n  start_ms: 125720\n  end_ms: 127895\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 125720\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 125852\n  - text: '\"Yes... '\n    start_ms: 125983\n  - text: 'Oh, '\n    start_ms: 126337\n  - text: 'here''s '\n    start_ms: 126747\n  - text: 'your '\n    start_ms: 126941\n  - text: keys\"\n    start_ms: 127114\n- text: I step a little bit closer\n  start_ms: 128200\n  end_ms: 129959\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 128200\n  - text: 'step '\n    start_ms: 128347\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 128741\n  - text: 'little '\n    start_ms: 128928\n  - text: 'bit '\n    start_ms: 129207\n  - text: closer\n    start_ms: 129428\n- text: Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n  start_ms: 130390\n  end_ms: 131994\n  words:\n  - text: 'Say, '\n    start_ms: 130390\n  - text: '\"Okay, '\n    start_ms: 130522\n  - text: 'where '\n    start_ms: 130952\n  - text: 'ya '\n    start_ms: 131117\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 131295\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 131560\n  - text: go?\"\n    start_ms: 131701\n- text: She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n  start_ms: 132560\n  end_ms: 134386\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 132560\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 132824\n  - text: '\"How '\n    start_ms: 133097\n  - text: 'about '\n    start_ms: 133332\n  - text: 'The '\n    start_ms: 133696\n  - text: Ivy?\"\n    start_ms: 133975\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n  start_ms: 134760\n  end_ms: 136358\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 134760\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 134815\n  - text: '\"Yeah, '\n    start_ms: 135089\n  - text: 'well, '\n    start_ms: 135389\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 135734\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 135801\n  - text: know\n    start_ms: 136063\n- text: I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n  start_ms: 137140\n  end_ms: 139241\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 137140\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 137250\n  - text: 'feel '\n    start_ms: 137506\n  - text: 'like '\n    start_ms: 137684\n  - text: 'gettin'' '\n    start_ms: 137852\n  - text: 'all '\n    start_ms: 138447\n  - text: 'dressed '\n    start_ms: 138599\n  - text: up\n    start_ms: 139067\n- text: And eatin' expensive food\"\n  start_ms: 139310\n  end_ms: 141136\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 139310\n  - text: 'eatin'' '\n    start_ms: 139557\n  - text: 'expensive '\n    start_ms: 139853\n  - text: food\"\n    start_ms: 140629\n- text: She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n  start_ms: 141480\n  end_ms: 142785\n  words:\n  - text: 'She''s '\n    start_ms: 141480\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 141752\n  - text: '\"Olive '\n    start_ms: 142027\n  - text: Garden?\"\n    start_ms: 142312\n- text: I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n  start_ms: 142910\n  end_ms: 145293\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 142910\n  - text: 'say, '\n    start_ms: 143039\n  - text: '\"Nah, '\n    start_ms: 143559\n  - text: 'I''m '\n    start_ms: 144173\n  - text: 'not '\n    start_ms: 144293\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 144514\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 144692\n  - text: mood\n    start_ms: 144844\n- text: And Burrito King would make me gassy\n  start_ms: 145620\n  end_ms: 148137\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 145620\n  - text: 'Burrito '\n    start_ms: 145867\n  - text: 'King '\n    start_ms: 146551\n  - text: 'would '\n    start_ms: 146952\n  - text: 'make '\n    start_ms: 147241\n  - text: 'me '\n    start_ms: 147527\n  - text: gassy\n    start_ms: 147780\n- text: There's no doubt\"\n  start_ms: 148340\n  end_ms: 149922\n  words:\n  - text: 'There''s '\n    start_ms: 148340\n  - text: 'no '\n    start_ms: 148635\n  - text: doubt\"\n    start_ms: 149022\n- text: She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n  start_ms: 150340\n  end_ms: 152010\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 150340\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 150584\n  - text: '\"Just '\n    start_ms: 150827\n  - text: 'forget '\n    start_ms: 151039\n  - text: 'about '\n    start_ms: 151536\n  - text: it\"\n    start_ms: 151935\n- text: I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n  start_ms: 152010\n  end_ms: 154432\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 152010\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 152083\n  - text: '\"No, '\n    start_ms: 152218\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 152590\n  - text: 'swear '\n    start_ms: 152683\n  - text: 'I''m '\n    start_ms: 152934\n  - text: 'gonna '\n    start_ms: 153043\n  - text: 'take '\n    start_ms: 153320\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 153637\n  - text: out!\"\n    start_ms: 153842\n- text: Then I get an idea\n  start_ms: 154850\n  end_ms: 156691\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 154850\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 155263\n  - text: 'get '\n    start_ms: 155414\n  - text: 'an '\n    start_ms: 155857\n  - text: idea\n    start_ms: 156069\n- text: I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n  start_ms: 157080\n  end_ms: 158512\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 157080\n  - text: 'say, '\n    start_ms: 157287\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 157544\n  - text: 'know '\n    start_ms: 157831\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 158066\n  - text: 'we''ll '\n    start_ms: 158232\n  - text: do!\"\n    start_ms: 158419\n- text: She says, \"What?\"\n  start_ms: 158530\n  end_ms: 159000\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 158530\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 158649\n  - text: '\"What?\"'\n    start_ms: 158807\n- text: I say, \"Guess!\"\n  start_ms: 159170\n  end_ms: 159635\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 159170\n  - text: 'say, '\n    start_ms: 159227\n  - text: '\"Guess!\"'\n    start_ms: 159378\n- text: She says \"What?\"\n  start_ms: 159650\n  end_ms: 160213\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 159650\n  - text: 'says '\n    start_ms: 159765\n  - text: '\"What?\"'\n    start_ms: 159900\n- text: I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n  start_ms: 160490\n  end_ms: 163134\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 160490\n  - text: 'say, '\n    start_ms: 160637\n  - text: '\"We''re '\n    start_ms: 160902\n  - text: 'goin'' '\n    start_ms: 161213\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 161756\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 162023\n  - text: drive-\n    start_ms: 162239\n  - text: thru!\"\n    start_ms: 162651\n- text: So we head out the front door\n  start_ms: 163620\n  end_ms: 165365\n  words:\n  - 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text: 'get '\n    start_ms: 170602\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 170836\n  - text: 'those '\n    start_ms: 170993\n  - text: 'car '\n    start_ms: 171224\n  - text: doors\n    start_ms: 171638\n- text: Put my key in the ignition\n  start_ms: 172360\n  end_ms: 174302\n  words:\n  - text: 'Put '\n    start_ms: 172360\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 172555\n  - text: 'key '\n    start_ms: 172753\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 172989\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 173148\n  - text: ignition\n    start_ms: 173354\n- text: And then I turn it sideways\n  start_ms: 174700\n  end_ms: 176603\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 174700\n  - text: 'then '\n    start_ms: 174847\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 175090\n  - text: 'turn '\n    start_ms: 175192\n  - text: 'it '\n    start_ms: 175422\n  - text: sideways\n    start_ms: 175601\n- text: Then we fasten our seat belts\n  start_ms: 176970\n  end_ms: 178781\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 176970\n  - text: 'we '\n    start_ms: 177132\n  - text: 'fasten '\n    start_ms: 177308\n  - text: 'our '\n    start_ms: 177697\n  - text: 'seat '\n    start_ms: 177924\n  - text: belts\n    start_ms: 178287\n- text: As we pull out the driveway\n  start_ms: 179130\n  end_ms: 180927\n  words:\n  - text: 'As '\n    start_ms: 179130\n  - text: 'we '\n    start_ms: 179283\n  - text: 'pull '\n    start_ms: 179443\n  - text: 'out '\n    start_ms: 179680\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 179843\n  - text: driveway\n    start_ms: 180008\n- text: Then we drive to the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 181300\n  end_ms: 183029\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 181300\n  - text: 'we '\n    start_ms: 181497\n  - text: 'drive '\n    start_ms: 181656\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 181909\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 182049\n  - text: drive-\n    start_ms: 182233\n  - text: thru\n    start_ms: 182640\n- text: Heading off to the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 183670\n  end_ms: 185203\n  words:\n  - text: 'Heading '\n    start_ms: 183670\n  - text: 'off '\n    start_ms: 184058\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 184236\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 184372\n  - text: drive-\n    start_ms: 184554\n  - text: thru\n    start_ms: 184931\n- text: We're approaching the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 185850\n  end_ms: 187502\n  words:\n  - text: 'We''re '\n    start_ms: 185850\n  - text: 'approaching '\n    start_ms: 186066\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 186567\n  - text: drive-\n    start_ms: 186733\n  - text: thru\n    start_ms: 187142\n- text: Getting close to the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 188020\n  end_ms: 189613\n  words:\n  - text: 'Getting '\n    start_ms: 188020\n  - text: 'close '\n    start_ms: 188366\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 188592\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 188729\n  - text: drive-\n    start_ms: 188892\n  - text: thru\n    start_ms: 189304\n- text: Almost there at the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 190300\n  end_ms: 191911\n  words:\n  - text: 'Almost '\n    start_ms: 190300\n  - text: 'there '\n    start_ms: 190632\n  - text: 'at '\n    start_ms: 190851\n  - 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text: 'My '\n    start_ms: 225710\n  - text: 'wife '\n    start_ms: 225838\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 226098\n  - text: '\"Maybe '\n    start_ms: 226329\n  - text: 'we '\n    start_ms: 226663\n  - text: 'should '\n    start_ms: 226875\n  - text: 'park, '\n    start_ms: 227090\n  - text: 'we '\n    start_ms: 228026\n  - text: 'could '\n    start_ms: 228139\n  - text: 'just '\n    start_ms: 228333\n  - text: 'go '\n    start_ms: 228610\n  - text: 'eat '\n    start_ms: 228976\n  - text: inside.\"\n    start_ms: 229237\n- text: I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n  start_ms: 230280\n  end_ms: 232382\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 230280\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 230392\n  - text: '\"I''m '\n    start_ms: 230693\n  - text: 'wearin'' '\n    start_ms: 230907\n  - text: 'bunny '\n    start_ms: 231208\n  - text: slippers\n    start_ms: 231696\n- text: So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n  start_ms: 232500\n  end_ms: 234312\n  words:\n  - text: 'So '\n    start_ms: 232500\n  - 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text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 238850\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 238961\n  - text: '\"Yes '\n    start_ms: 239244\n  - text: 'indeed, '\n    start_ms: 239440\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 239862\n  - text: 'certainly '\n    start_ms: 240097\n  - text: can\n    start_ms: 240534\n- text: We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n  start_ms: 240850\n  end_ms: 243302\n  words:\n  - text: 'We''d '\n    start_ms: 240850\n  - text: 'like '\n    start_ms: 240979\n  - text: 'two '\n    start_ms: 241205\n  - text: 'hamburgers '\n    start_ms: 241487\n  - text: 'with '\n    start_ms: 242073\n  - text: 'onions '\n    start_ms: 242312\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 242617\n  - text: cheese.\"\n    start_ms: 242779\n- text: Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n  start_ms: 243480\n  end_ms: 247832\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 243480\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 243774\n  - text: 'wife '\n    start_ms: 244039\n  - text: 'says '\n    start_ms: 244288\n  - 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text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 252515\n  - text: '\"You '\n    start_ms: 252691\n  - text: 'always '\n    start_ms: 252877\n  - text: 'get '\n    start_ms: 253083\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 253237\n  - text: cheeseburger!\"\n    start_ms: 253335\n- text: She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n  start_ms: 254630\n  end_ms: 256545\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 254630\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 254759\n  - text: '\"That''s '\n    start_ms: 254934\n  - text: 'not '\n    start_ms: 255119\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 255349\n  - text: 'I''m '\n    start_ms: 255533\n  - text: 'hungry '\n    start_ms: 255667\n  - text: for.\"\n    start_ms: 256101\n- text: I put my head in my hands and scream\n  start_ms: 256880\n  end_ms: 258778\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 256880\n  - text: 'put '\n    start_ms: 256972\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 257127\n  - text: 'head '\n    start_ms: 257288\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 257543\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 257646\n  - 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text: 'have '\n    start_ms: 264210\n  - text: 'all '\n    start_ms: 264583\n  - text: day.\"\n    start_ms: 264908\n- text: I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n  start_ms: 265740\n  end_ms: 269748\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 265740\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 265850\n  - text: '\"Then '\n    start_ms: 266089\n  - text: 'take '\n    start_ms: 266362\n  - text: 'our '\n    start_ms: 266524\n  - text: 'order '\n    start_ms: 266767\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 268105\n  - text: 'we''ll '\n    start_ms: 268320\n  - text: 'be '\n    start_ms: 268579\n  - text: 'on '\n    start_ms: 268907\n  - text: 'our '\n    start_ms: 269097\n  - text: way!\n    start_ms: 269323\n- text: I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n  start_ms: 270280\n  end_ms: 274226\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 270280\n  - text: 'wanna '\n    start_ms: 270390\n  - text: 'get '\n    start_ms: 270678\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 271018\n  - text: 'chicken '\n    start_ms: 271169\n  - text: 'sandwich '\n    start_ms: 271793\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 272522\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 272756\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 272871\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 273033\n  - text: 'cheeseburger '\n    start_ms: 273132\n  - text: too\"\n    start_ms: 273964\n- text: She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n  start_ms: 274670\n  end_ms: 276370\n  words:\n  - text: 'She''s '\n    start_ms: 274670\n  - text: 'like, '\n    start_ms: 274892\n  - text: '\"You '\n    start_ms: 275107\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 275406\n  - text: 'onions '\n    start_ms: 275688\n  - text: 'on '\n    start_ms: 276028\n  - text: that?\"\n    start_ms: 276223\n- text: I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n  start_ms: 276450\n  end_ms: 278550\n  words:\n  - text: 'I''m '\n    start_ms: 276450\n  - text: 'like, '\n    start_ms: 276545\n  - text: '\"Yeah, '\n    start_ms: 276759\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 277237\n  - text: 'already '\n    start_ms: 277371\n  - text: 'said '\n    start_ms: 277801\n  - text: 'that '\n    start_ms: 278005\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 278244\n  - text: do\n    start_ms: 278401\n- text: Plus we need curly fries\n  start_ms: 279190\n  end_ms: 281283\n  words:\n  - text: 'Plus '\n    start_ms: 279190\n  - text: 'we '\n    start_ms: 279567\n  - text: 'need '\n    start_ms: 279819\n  - text: 'curly '\n    start_ms: 280113\n  - text: fries\n    start_ms: 280672\n- text: And don't you dare forget it!\n  start_ms: 281530\n  end_ms: 283369\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 281530\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 281766\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 282061\n  - text: 'dare '\n    start_ms: 282302\n  - text: 'forget '\n    start_ms: 282598\n  - text: it!\n    start_ms: 283222\n- text: And two medium root beers\n  start_ms: 283770\n  end_ms: 285773\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 283770\n  - text: 'two '\n    start_ms: 284003\n  - text: 'medium '\n    start_ms: 284242\n  - text: 'root '\n    start_ms: 284962\n  - text: beers\n    start_ms: 285329\n- text: No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n  start_ms: 285960\n  end_ms: 287805\n  words:\n  - text: 'No, '\n    start_ms: 285960\n  - text: 'just '\n    start_ms: 286457\n  - text: 'one, '\n    start_ms: 286797\n  - text: 'we''ll '\n    start_ms: 287099\n  - text: 'split '\n    start_ms: 287259\n  - text: it.\"\n    start_ms: 287667\n- text: Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n  start_ms: 288150\n  end_ms: 292167\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 288150\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 288335\n  - text: 'said '\n    start_ms: 288448\n  - text: '\"I''m '\n    start_ms: 288715\n  - text: 'guessin'' '\n    start_ms: 289005\n  - text: 'that '\n    start_ms: 289450\n  - text: 'you''re '\n    start_ms: 289797\n  - text: 'probably '\n    start_ms: 290061\n  - text: 'not '\n    start_ms: 290605\n  - text: 'too '\n    start_ms: 290877\n  - text: bright\n    start_ms: 291232\n- text: So read me back my order\n  start_ms: 292530\n  end_ms: 294337\n  words:\n  - text: 'So '\n    start_ms: 292530\n  - text: 'read '\n    start_ms: 292802\n  - text: 'me '\n    start_ms: 293120\n  - text: 'back '\n    start_ms: 293377\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 293692\n  - text: order\n    start_ms: 294028\n- text: Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n  start_ms: 294450\n  end_ms: 296216\n  words:\n  - text: 'Let''s '\n    start_ms: 294450\n  - text: 'make '\n    start_ms: 294736\n  - text: 'sure '\n    start_ms: 295067\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 295393\n  - text: 'got '\n    start_ms: 295609\n  - text: 'it '\n    start_ms: 295881\n  - text: right.\"\n    start_ms: 296028\n- text: She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n  start_ms: 296240\n  end_ms: 298770\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 296240\n  - text: 'says '\n    start_ms: 296370\n  - text: '\"One - '\n    start_ms: 296616\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 297413\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 297523\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 297667\n  - text: 'chicken '\n    start_ms: 297781\n  - text: sandwich\n    start_ms: 298189\n- text: Two - you want a cheeseburger\n  start_ms: 298810\n  end_ms: 300690\n  words:\n  - text: 'Two - '\n    start_ms: 298810\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 299537\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 299624\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 299794\n  - text: cheeseburger\n    start_ms: 299896\n- text: Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n  start_ms: 301160\n  end_ms: 303766\n  words:\n  - text: 'Three - '\n    start_ms: 301160\n  - text: 'curly '\n    start_ms: 301736\n  - text: 'fries, '\n    start_ms: 302172\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 302601\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 302730\n  - text: 'large '\n    start_ms: 302852\n  - text: 'root '\n    start_ms: 303163\n  - text: beer\"\n    start_ms: 303443\n- text: '\"Stop! Don''t go no further!'\n  start_ms: 303770\n  end_ms: 305367\n  words:\n  - text: '\"Stop! '\n    start_ms: 303919\n  - text: 'Don''t '\n    start_ms: 304238\n  - text: 'go '\n    start_ms: 304477\n  - text: 'no '\n    start_ms: 304672\n  - text: further!\n    start_ms: 304890\n- text: I never ordered a large root beer\n  start_ms: 305710\n  end_ms: 307446\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 305710\n  - text: 'never '\n    start_ms: 305896\n  - text: 'ordered '\n    start_ms: 306227\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 306608\n  - text: 'large '\n    start_ms: 306708\n  - text: 'root '\n    start_ms: 307038\n  - text: beer\n    start_ms: 307277\n- text: I said medium, not large!\"\n  start_ms: 307480\n  end_ms: 310111\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 307480\n  - text: 'said '\n    start_ms: 307557\n  - text: 'medium, '\n    start_ms: 307836\n  - text: 'not '\n    start_ms: 308723\n  - text: large!\"\n    start_ms: 308976\n- text: Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n  start_ms: 310350\n  end_ms: 312217\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 310350\n  - text: 'she '\n    start_ms: 310494\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 310653\n  - text: '\"We''re '\n    start_ms: 310914\n  - text: 'havin'' '\n    start_ms: 311172\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 311591\n  - text: special\n    start_ms: 311727\n- text: I supersized you at no charge.\"\n  start_ms: 312310\n  end_ms: 314335\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 312310\n  - text: 'supersized '\n    start_ms: 312497\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 313098\n  - text: 'at '\n    start_ms: 313316\n  - text: 'no '\n    start_ms: 313561\n  - text: charge.\"\n    start_ms: 313809\n- text: '\"Oh.\" And that''s all'\n  start_ms: 314430\n  end_ms: 316875\n  words:\n  - text: '\"Oh.\" '\n    start_ms: 314507\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 316325\n  - text: 'that''s '\n    start_ms: 316439\n  - text: all\n    start_ms: 316753\n- text: I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n  start_ms: 317010\n  end_ms: 318165\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 317010\n  - text: 'could '\n    start_ms: 317084\n  - text: 'say, '\n    start_ms: 317253\n  - text: 'was '\n    start_ms: 317523\n  - text: '\"Oh.\"'\n    start_ms: 317759\n- text: And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n  start_ms: 318670\n  end_ms: 320581\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 318670\n  - text: 'she '\n    start_ms: 318783\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 318940\n  - text: '\"Now '\n    start_ms: 319201\n  - text: 'there '\n    start_ms: 319368\n  - text: 'is '\n    start_ms: 319514\n  - text: 'somethin'' '\n    start_ms: 319538\n  - text: else\n    start_ms: 320181\n- text: That I really think you should know\n  start_ms: 320890\n  end_ms: 322584\n  words:\n  - text: 'That '\n    start_ms: 320890\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 321078\n  - text: 'really '\n    start_ms: 321194\n  - text: 'think '\n    start_ms: 321476\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 321767\n  - text: 'should '\n    start_ms: 321983\n  - text: know\n    start_ms: 322298\n- text: You can have unlimited refills\n  start_ms: 323190\n  end_ms: 325185\n  words:\n  - text: 'You '\n    start_ms: 323190\n  - text: 'can '\n    start_ms: 323291\n  - text: 'have '\n    start_ms: 323490\n  - text: 'unlimited '\n    start_ms: 323804\n  - text: refills\n    start_ms: 324543\n- text: For just a quarter more.\"\n  start_ms: 325390\n  end_ms: 327319\n  words:\n  - text: 'For '\n    start_ms: 325390\n  - text: 'just '\n    start_ms: 325662\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 326029\n  - text: 'quarter '\n    start_ms: 326184\n  - text: more.\"\n    start_ms: 326823\n- text: I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n  start_ms: 327430\n  end_ms: 331708\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 327430\n  - text: 'say '\n    start_ms: 327522\n  - text: '\"Great, '\n    start_ms: 327742\n  - text: 'except '\n    start_ms: 328208\n  - text: 'we''re '\n    start_ms: 328481\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 328649\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 328740\n  - text: drive-\n    start_ms: 328863\n  - text: 'thru, '\n    start_ms: 329159\n  - text: 'so '\n    start_ms: 329741\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 329993\n  - text: 'would '\n    start_ms: 330193\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 330434\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 330551\n  - text: 'that '\n    start_ms: 330831\n  - text: for?\"\n    start_ms: 331092\n- text: Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n  start_ms: 332130\n  end_ms: 333551\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 332130\n  - text: 'she '\n    start_ms: 332307\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 332573\n  - text: '\"Wait '\n    start_ms: 332820\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 333123\n  - text: minute\n    start_ms: 333260\n- text: Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n  start_ms: 334380\n  end_ms: 337080\n  words:\n  - text: 'Your '\n    start_ms: 334380\n  - text: 'voice '\n    start_ms: 334515\n  - text: 'sounds '\n    start_ms: 334783\n  - text: 'so '\n    start_ms: 335083\n  - text: 'familiar... '\n    start_ms: 335330\n  - text: 'hey, '\n    start_ms: 336063\n  - text: 'is '\n    start_ms: 336281\n  - text: 'this '\n    start_ms: 336401\n  - text: Paul?\n    start_ms: 336618\n- text: And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n  start_ms: 337450\n  end_ms: 339678\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 337450\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 337557\n  - text: 'wife '\n    start_ms: 337731\n  - text: 'is '\n    start_ms: 338072\n  - text: 'all '\n    start_ms: 338322\n  - text: 'like '\n    start_ms: 338537\n  - text: '\"No, '\n    start_ms: 338757\n  - text: 'that '\n    start_ms: 338963\n  - text: 'ain''t '\n    start_ms: 339129\n  - text: Paul\n    start_ms: 339365\n- text: Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n  start_ms: 339940\n  end_ms: 341731\n  words:\n  - text: 'Now '\n    start_ms: 339940\n  - text: 'tell '\n    start_ms: 340127\n  - text: 'me, '\n    start_ms: 340377\n  - text: 'who''s '\n    start_ms: 340521\n  - text: 'this '\n    start_ms: 340838\n  - text: Paul?\"\n    start_ms: 341173\n- text: She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n  start_ms: 341900\n  end_ms: 343845\n  words:\n  - 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text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 347880\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 348109\n  - text: 'copied '\n    start_ms: 348187\n  - text: 'off '\n    start_ms: 348537\n  - text: 'of '\n    start_ms: 348752\n  - text: 'him '\n    start_ms: 348891\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 349242\n  - text: Geometry.\"\n    start_ms: 349684\n- text: I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n  start_ms: 350850\n  end_ms: 353073\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 350850\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 350948\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 351116\n  - text: 'know '\n    start_ms: 351234\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 351605\n  - text: 'guy '\n    start_ms: 351758\n  - text: 'named '\n    start_ms: 352009\n  - text: Paul\n    start_ms: 352303\n- text: He used to be my plumber\n  start_ms: 353220\n  end_ms: 354950\n  words:\n  - text: 'He '\n    start_ms: 353220\n  - text: 'used '\n    start_ms: 353433\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 353653\n  - text: 'be '\n    start_ms: 353902\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 354189\n  - 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text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 373277\n  - text: '\"Next '\n    start_ms: 373553\n  - text: 'window, '\n    start_ms: 373866\n  - text: please\n    start_ms: 374355\n- text: That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n  start_ms: 374880\n  end_ms: 377339\n  words:\n  - text: 'That''ll '\n    start_ms: 374880\n  - text: 'be '\n    start_ms: 375142\n  - text: 'five '\n    start_ms: 375367\n  - text: 'dollars '\n    start_ms: 375652\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 376033\n  - text: 'eighty '\n    start_ms: 376270\n  - text: 'two '\n    start_ms: 376503\n  - text: cents!\"\n    start_ms: 376756\n- text: So we inched ahead in line\n  start_ms: 377560\n  end_ms: 379296\n  words:\n  - text: 'So '\n    start_ms: 377560\n  - text: 'we '\n    start_ms: 377716\n  - text: 'inched '\n    start_ms: 377904\n  - text: 'ahead '\n    start_ms: 378204\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 378597\n  - text: line\n    start_ms: 378798\n- text: Movin' painfully slow\n  start_ms: 379580\n  end_ms: 381236\n  words:\n  - 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text: 'mean, '\n    start_ms: 426165\n  - text: 'most '\n    start_ms: 426545\n  - text: 'of '\n    start_ms: 426841\n  - text: it\n    start_ms: 426980\n- text: But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n  start_ms: 427390\n  end_ms: 428930\n  words:\n  - text: 'But '\n    start_ms: 427390\n  - text: 'hey, '\n    start_ms: 427563\n  - text: 'ya '\n    start_ms: 427827\n  - text: 'know, '\n    start_ms: 427986\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 428180\n  - text: 'sweat '\n    start_ms: 428439\n  - text: it.\"\n    start_ms: 428748\n- text: Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n  start_ms: 429220\n  end_ms: 431850\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 429220\n  - text: 'she '\n    start_ms: 429380\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 429541\n  - text: '\"How '\n    start_ms: 429946\n  - text: 'about '\n    start_ms: 431241\n  - text: now?\"\n    start_ms: 431492\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, almost\n  start_ms: 432140\n  end_ms: 433414\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 432140\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 432224\n  - 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text: 'Now '\n    start_ms: 437730\n  - text: 'we''re '\n    start_ms: 437886\n  - text: 'at '\n    start_ms: 438120\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 438234\n  - text: 'pay '\n    start_ms: 438406\n  - text: window\n    start_ms: 438640\n- text: Or whatever you call it\n  start_ms: 439830\n  end_ms: 441429\n  words:\n  - text: 'Or '\n    start_ms: 439830\n  - text: 'whatever '\n    start_ms: 440027\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 440547\n  - text: 'call '\n    start_ms: 440727\n  - text: it\n    start_ms: 441237\n- text: Put my hand in my pocket\n  start_ms: 442180\n  end_ms: 443738\n  words:\n  - text: 'Put '\n    start_ms: 442180\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 442358\n  - text: 'hand '\n    start_ms: 442552\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 442764\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 442884\n  - text: pocket\n    start_ms: 443082\n- text: I can't believe there's no wallet!\n  start_ms: 444250\n  end_ms: 446050\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 444250\n  - text: 'can''t '\n    start_ms: 444345\n  - 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Well, that sucks.\"'\n  start_ms: 483820\n  end_ms: 486202\n  words:\n  - text: '\"Gee, '\n    start_ms: 483893\n  - text: 'really? '\n    start_ms: 484162\n  - text: 'Well, '\n    start_ms: 484592\n  - text: 'that '\n    start_ms: 484858\n  - text: sucks.\"\n    start_ms: 485241\n- text: And that's when I found out\n  start_ms: 486730\n  end_ms: 488283\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 486730\n  - text: 'that''s '\n    start_ms: 486966\n  - text: 'when '\n    start_ms: 487243\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 487590\n  - text: 'found '\n    start_ms: 487748\n  - text: out\n    start_ms: 488126\n- text: My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n  start_ms: 488330\n  end_ms: 490671\n  words:\n  - text: 'My '\n    start_ms: 488330\n  - text: 'wife '\n    start_ms: 488555\n  - text: 'was '\n    start_ms: 488731\n  - text: 'only '\n    start_ms: 488890\n  - text: 'carryin'' '\n    start_ms: 489112\n  - text: 'three '\n    start_ms: 489652\n  - text: bucks\n    start_ms: 490277\n- text: I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n  start_ms: 491480\n  end_ms: 495659\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 491480\n  - 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Do you want to get something delivered?\"\n  She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n  I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n  She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n  I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n  She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n\n  Well, I was gonna say something\n  But my cell phone started to ring\n  Now who could be callin' me?\n  Well, I checked my caller ID\n  It was just cousin Larry\n  Callin' for the third time today\n  My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n  I said, \"Okay.\"\n  \"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\n  She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n  \"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\n  And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n  I step a little bit closer\n  Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n  She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n  I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n  And eatin' expensive food\"\n  She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n  I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n  And Burrito King would make me gassy\n  There's no doubt\"\n  She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n  I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n  Then I get an idea\n  I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n  She says, \"What?\"\n  I say, \"Guess!\"\n  She says \"What?\"\n  I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n\n  So we head out the front door\n  Open the garage door\n  Then I open the car doors\n  And we get in those car doors\n  Put my key in the ignition\n  And then I turn it sideways\n  Then we fasten our seat belts\n  As we pull out the driveway\n  Then we drive to the drive-thru\n  Heading off to the drive-thru\n  We're approaching the drive-thru\n  Getting close to the drive-thru\n  Almost there at the drive-thru\n  Now we're here at the drive-thru\n  Here in line at the drive-thru\n  Did I mention the drive-thru?\n\n  Well, here we are\n  In the drive-thru line, me and her\n  Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n  All just waiting to order\n  There's some idiot in a Volvo\n  With his brights on behind me\n  I lean out the window and scream\n  \"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\n  My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n  I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n  So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n  Now a woman on a speaker box\n  Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n  I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n  We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n  Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n  I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n  I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n  She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n  I put my head in my hands and scream\n  \"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\n  The voice on the speaker says\n  \"I don't have all day.\"\n  I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n  I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n  She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n  I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n  Plus we need curly fries\n  And don't you dare forget it!\n  And two medium root beers\n  No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n  Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n  So read me back my order\n  Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n  She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n  Two - you want a cheeseburger\n  Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n  \"Stop! Don't go no further!\n  I never ordered a large root beer\n  I said medium, not large!\"\n  Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n  I supersized you at no charge.\"\n  \"Oh.\" And that's all\n  I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n  And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n  That I really think you should know\n  You can have unlimited refills\n  For just a quarter more.\"\n  I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n  Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n  Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n  And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n  Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n  She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n  Who goes to school with me\n  I sat behind him last year\n  And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n  I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n  He used to be my plumber\n  He was prematurely bald\n  And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n  He also had bladder problems\n  And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n  And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n  That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n  And then we both were quiet\n  And things got real intense\n  Then she says, \"Next window, please\n  That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n  So we inched ahead in line\n  Movin' painfully slow\n  I got a little bored\n  So I turned on the radio\n\n  Click, turned it off\n  Because my wife was getting a headache\n  So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n  Then I looked at her\n  And she looked back at me\n  And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n  She turned away from me\n  And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n  But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n  Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, almost\n  There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n  It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n  Now we're at the pay window\n  Or whatever you call it\n  Put my hand in my pocket\n  I can't believe there's no wallet!\n\n  And the lady at the window's like\n  \"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\n  I turn around to my wife, and say\n  \"How much have you got on you?\"\n  She just rolls her eyes and says\n  \"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\n  So she reaches into her purse\n  And busts out the American Express\n  I hand it to the lady\n  And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n  We don't take credit cards here.\"\n  I took back the card and said\n  \"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\n  And that's when I found out\n  My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n  I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n  She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n  And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n  Now the lady at the window\n  Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n  And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n  I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n  We won't be long.\"\n  So I looked around inside the glove-box\n  And checked the mat beneath my feet\n  I found a nickel in an ashtray\n  And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n  Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n  The lady counts it up and says\n  \"You're still about a dollar short\"\n  And now my woman's got this weird look\n  Frozen on her face\n  She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n  And so I turned around\n  To the cashier again\n  I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\n  So I pick up my change\n  Pick up my receipt\n  And I drive to the pickup window\n  Man, I just can't wait to eat\n  And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n  Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n  \"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\n  And he hands me a paper bag\n  I look him in the eyes\n  And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n  Well, he looks at me\n  And I look at him\n  And he looks at me\n  And I look at him\n  And he looks it me\n  And I look at him\n  And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n  What did you want again?\"\n  I say \"Ketchup!\"\n  And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n  I just spaced out there for a second\n  I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n  And then he hands me the ketchup\n  And now we're finally drivin' away\n  And the food is drivin' me mad\n  With its intoxicating bouquet\n  I'm starvin' to death\n  By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n  I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n  I just gotta have a bite!\"\n  So she reaches in the bag\n  And pulls out the burger\n  And she hands me the burger\n  And I pick up the burger\n  And then I unwrap the paper\n  I bite into those buns\n  And I just can't believe it\n  They forgot the onion!\n"},{"id":6598215,"name":"Trapped in the Drive‐Thru","trackName":"Trapped in the Drive‐Thru","artistName":"“Weird Al” Yankovic","albumName":"The Essential “Weird Al” Yankovic","duration":651.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":true,"plainLyrics":"Seven o'clock in the evening\nWatchin something stupid on TV\nI'm zoned out on the sofa\nWhen my wife comes in the room and sees me\nAnd she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\nAnd I say, \"I don't know...\"\nSay, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\nShe says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\nI said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\nShe said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\nI said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\nShe said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\nI said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\nBut first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\nAnd she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\nI said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\nShe said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\nI said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\nShe said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\nI hopped up and I said\n\"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\nShe's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\nI'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\nShe's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\nI'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\nShe's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n\nWell, I was gonna say something\nBut my cell phone started to ring\nNow who could be callin' me?\nWell, I checked my caller ID\nIt was just cousin Larry\nCallin' for the third time today\nMy wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\nI said, \"Okay.\"\n\"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\nShe said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n\"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\nAnd then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\nI step a little bit closer\nSay, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\nShe says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\nI don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\nAnd eatin' expensive food\"\nShe's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\nI say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\nAnd Burrito King would make me gassy\nThere's no doubt\"\nShe says, \"Just forget about it\"\nI said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\nThen I get an idea\nI say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\nShe says, \"What?\"\nI say, \"Guess!\"\nShe says \"What?\"\nI say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n\nSo we head out the front door\nOpen the garage door\nThen I open the car doors\nAnd we get in those car doors\nPut my key in the ignition\nAnd then I turn it sideways\nThen we fasten our seat belts\nAs we pull out the driveway\nThen we drive to the drive-thru\nHeading off to the drive-thru\nWe're approaching the drive-thru\nGetting close to the drive-thru\nAlmost there at the drive-thru\nNow we're here at the drive-thru\nHere in line at the drive-thru\nDid I mention the drive-thru?\n\nWell, here we are\nIn the drive-thru line, me and her\nCars in front of us, cars in back of us\nAll just waiting to order\nThere's some idiot in a Volvo\nWith his brights on behind me\nI lean out the window and scream\n\"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\nMy wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\nI said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\nSo I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\nNow a woman on a speaker box\nIs sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\nI said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\nWe'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\nThen my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\nI think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\nI said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\nShe says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\nI put my head in my hands and scream\n\"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\nThe voice on the speaker says\n\"I don't have all day.\"\nI said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\nI wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\nShe's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\nI'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\nPlus we need curly fries\nAnd don't you dare forget it!\nAnd two medium root beers\nNo, just one, we'll split it.\"\nThen I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\nSo read me back my order\nLet's make sure you got it right.\"\nShe says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\nTwo - you want a cheeseburger\nThree - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n\"Stop! Don't go no further!\nI never ordered a large root beer\nI said medium, not large!\"\nThen she says, \"We're havin' a special\nI supersized you at no charge.\"\n\"Oh.\" And that's all\nI could say, was \"Oh.\"\nAnd she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\nThat I really think you should know\nYou can have unlimited refills\nFor just a quarter more.\"\nI say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\nThen she says, \"Wait a minute\nYour voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\nAnd my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\nNow tell me, who's this Paul?\"\nShe says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\nWho goes to school with me\nI sat behind him last year\nAnd I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\nI said, \"I know a guy named Paul\nHe used to be my plumber\nHe was prematurely bald\nAnd he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\nHe also had bladder problems\nAnd a really bad infection on his toe.\"\nAnd she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\nThat's way more than I needed to know!\"\nAnd then we both were quiet\nAnd things got real intense\nThen she says, \"Next window, please\nThat'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\nSo we inched ahead in line\nMovin' painfully slow\nI got a little bored\nSo I turned on the radio\n\nClick, turned it off\nBecause my wife was getting a headache\nSo we both just sat there quietly for her sake\nThen I looked at her\nAnd she looked back at me\nAnd I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\nShe turned away from me\nAnd then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\nBut hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\nThen she said, \"How about now?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, almost\nThere's still a little bit there, but don't worry\nIt's probably just a piece of toast.\"\nNow we're at the pay window\nOr whatever you call it\nPut my hand in my pocket\nI can't believe there's no wallet!\n\nAnd the lady at the window's like\n\"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\nI turn around to my wife, and say\n\"How much have you got on you?\"\nShe just rolls her eyes and says\n\"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\nSo she reaches into her purse\nAnd busts out the American Express\nI hand it to the lady\nAnd she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\nWe don't take credit cards here.\"\nI took back the card and said\n\"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\nAnd that's when I found out\nMy wife was only carryin' three bucks\nI said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\nShe says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\nAnd I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\nNow the lady at the window\nIs lookin' at me kind of strange\nAnd she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\nI said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\nWe won't be long.\"\nSo I looked around inside the glove-box\nAnd checked the mat beneath my feet\nI found a nickel in an ashtray\nAnd a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\nBefore long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\nThe lady counts it up and says\n\"You're still about a dollar short\"\nAnd now my woman's got this weird look\nFrozen on her face\nShe screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\nAnd so I turned around\nTo the cashier again\nI shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\nSo I pick up my change\nPick up my receipt\nAnd I drive to the pickup window\nMan, I just can't wait to eat\nAnd now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\nWearin' a dorky nametag that says\n\"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\nAnd he hands me a paper bag\nI look him in the eyes\nAnd I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\nWell, he looks at me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he looks at me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he looks it me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he says, \"I'm sorry!\nWhat did you want again?\"\nI say \"Ketchup!\"\nAnd he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\nI just spaced out there for a second\nI'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\nAnd then he hands me the ketchup\nAnd now we're finally drivin' away\nAnd the food is drivin' me mad\nWith its intoxicating bouquet\nI'm starvin' to death\nBy the time we pull up at the traffic light\nI say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\nI just gotta have a bite!\"\nSo she reaches in the bag\nAnd pulls out the burger\nAnd she hands me the burger\nAnd I pick up the burger\nAnd then I unwrap the paper\nI bite into those buns\nAnd I just can't believe it\nThey forgot the onion!","syncedLyrics":"[00:21.50] Seven o'clock in the evening\n[00:22.83] Watchin something stupid on TV\n[00:25.35] I'm zoned out on the sofa\n[00:27.29] When my wife comes in the room and sees me\n[00:30.16] And she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\n[00:34.63] And I say, \"I don't know...\"\n[00:36.13] Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n[00:39.39] She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n[00:43.76] I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n[00:47.76] She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n[00:50.08] I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n[00:52.22] She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n[00:54.42] I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n[00:56.72] But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n[01:01.15] And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n[01:05.26] I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n[01:07.83] She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n[01:09.83] I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n[01:12.14] She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n[01:14.42] I hopped up and I said\n[01:15.77] \"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\n[01:18.33] She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n[01:23.33] I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n[01:26.03] She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n[01:27.89] I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n[01:29.45] She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n[01:32.19] Well, I was gonna say something\n[01:34.55] But my cell phone started to ring\n[01:36.70] Now who could be callin' me?\n[01:38.78] Well, I checked my caller ID\n[01:40.89] It was just cousin Larry\n[01:42.49] Callin' for the third time today\n[01:45.50] My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n[01:47.63] I said, \"Okay.\"\n[01:49.97] \"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\n[01:53.86] She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n[01:56.76] \"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\n[01:59.02] And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n[02:02.64] I says, \"No\"\n[02:03.32] She says, \"Yes\"\n[02:04.07] I says, \"No\"\n[02:04.61] She says, \"Yes\"\n[02:05.25] I says, \"No\"\n[02:05.59] She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n[02:07.93] I step a little bit closer\n[02:10.10] Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n[02:12.35] She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n[02:14.36] I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n[02:16.61] I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n[02:18.89] And eatin' expensive food\"\n[02:21.18] She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n[02:22.60] I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n[02:25.21] And Burrito King would make me gassy\n[02:28.01] There's no doubt\"\n[02:29.82] She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n[02:31.79] I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n[02:34.36] Then I get an idea\n[02:36.73] I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n[02:38.34] She says, \"What?\"\n[02:38.85] I say, \"Guess!\"\n[02:39.41] She says \"What?\"\n[02:40.21] I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n[02:43.35] So we head out the front door\n[02:45.50] Open the garage door\n[02:47.84] Then I open the car doors\n[02:49.93] And we get in those car doors\n[02:52.08] Put my key in the ignition\n[02:54.42] And then I turn it sideways\n[02:56.64] Then we fasten our seat belts\n[02:58.83] As we pull out the driveway\n[03:01.13] Then we drive to the drive-thru\n[03:03.31] Heading off to the drive-thru\n[03:05.45] We're approaching the drive-thru\n[03:07.78] Getting close to the drive-thru\n[03:10.01] Almost there at the drive-thru\n[03:12.18] Now we're here at the drive-thru\n[03:14.38] Here in line at the drive-thru\n[03:16.66] Did I mention the drive-thru?\n[03:19.31] \n[03:27.35] Well, here we are\n[03:29.10] In the drive-thru line, me and her\n[03:32.25] Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n[03:34.22] All just waiting to order\n[03:36.10] There's some idiot in a Volvo\n[03:38.46] With his brights on behind me\n[03:40.53] I lean out the window and scream\n[03:42.22] \"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\n[03:45.55] My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n[03:50.08] I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n[03:52.45] So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n[03:54.28] Now a woman on a speaker box\n[03:56.35] Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n[03:58.54] I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n[04:00.59] We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n[04:02.99] Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n[04:07.76] I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n[04:11.84] I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n[04:14.21] She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n[04:16.63] I put my head in my hands and scream\n[04:18.86] \"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\n[04:21.06] The voice on the speaker says\n[04:23.06] \"I don't have all day.\"\n[04:25.20] I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n[04:29.76] I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n[04:34.21] She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n[04:36.19] I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n[04:38.56] Plus we need curly fries\n[04:41.18] And don't you dare forget it!\n[04:43.27] And two medium root beers\n[04:45.52] No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n[04:47.42] Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n[04:52.17] So read me back my order\n[04:54.16] Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n[04:56.05] She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n[04:58.56] Two - you want a cheeseburger\n[05:00.71] Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n[05:03.36] \"Stop! Don't go no further!\n[05:05.98] I never ordered a large root beer\n[05:07.47] I said medium, not large!\"\n[05:09.95] Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n[05:11.84] I supersized you at no charge.\"\n[05:14.14] \"Oh.\" And that's all\n[05:16.61] I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n[05:18.29] And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n[05:20.55] That I really think you should know\n[05:23.09] You can have unlimited refills\n[05:25.04] For just a quarter more.\"\n[05:27.18] I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n[05:31.81] Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n[05:33.76] Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n[05:36.86] And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n[05:39.56] Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n[05:41.52] She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n[05:43.55] Who goes to school with me\n[05:46.13] I sat behind him last year\n[05:47.53] And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n[05:50.45] I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n[05:52.81] He used to be my plumber\n[05:55.00] He was prematurely bald\n[05:57.32] And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n[05:59.33] He also had bladder problems\n[06:01.24] And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n[06:03.69] And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n[06:05.99] That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n[06:08.37] And then we both were quiet\n[06:10.75] And things got real intense\n[06:12.70] Then she says, \"Next window, please\n[06:14.44] That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n[06:17.14] So we inched ahead in line\n[06:19.46] Movin' painfully slow\n[06:21.29] I got a little bored\n[06:23.09] So I turned on the radio\n[06:25.52] \n[06:41.80] Click, turned it off\n[06:43.19] Because my wife was getting a headache\n[06:46.66] So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n[06:51.25] Then I looked at her\n[06:53.70] And she looked back at me\n[06:55.39] And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n[06:59.84] She turned away from me\n[07:01.60] And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n[07:04.17] I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n[07:07.20] But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n[07:09.27] Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n[07:11.99] I said, \"Yeah, almost\n[07:13.54] There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n[07:15.51] It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n[07:17.62] Now we're at the pay window\n[07:19.70] Or whatever you call it\n[07:21.91] Put my hand in my pocket\n[07:24.03] I can't believe there's no wallet!\n[07:33.61] And the lady at the window's like\n[07:35.53] \"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\n[07:39.76] I turn around to my wife, and say\n[07:41.70] \"How much have you got on you?\"\n[07:43.92] She just rolls her eyes and says\n[07:46.13] \"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\n[07:48.75] So she reaches into her purse\n[07:50.43] And busts out the American Express\n[07:53.37] I hand it to the lady\n[07:55.41] And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n[07:59.10] We don't take credit cards here.\"\n[08:02.06] I took back the card and said\n[08:03.89] \"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\n[08:06.40] And that's when I found out\n[08:08.36] My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n[08:11.25] I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n[08:15.94] She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n[08:20.04] And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n[08:24.35] Now the lady at the window\n[08:25.69] Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n[08:28.64] And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n[08:33.22] I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n[08:36.18] We won't be long.\"\n[08:37.62] So I looked around inside the glove-box\n[08:39.92] And checked the mat beneath my feet\n[08:42.15] I found a nickel in an ashtray\n[08:43.57] And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n[08:46.47] Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n[08:50.10] The lady counts it up and says\n[08:53.18] \"You're still about a dollar short\"\n[08:55.43] And now my woman's got this weird look\n[08:57.33] Frozen on her face\n[08:59.38] She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n[09:04.28] And so I turned around\n[09:06.50] To the cashier again\n[09:08.80] I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\n[09:12.97] So I pick up my change\n[09:15.04] Pick up my receipt\n[09:17.17] And I drive to the pickup window\n[09:19.43] Man, I just can't wait to eat\n[09:21.75] And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n[09:26.35] Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n[09:28.39] \"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\n[09:30.87] And he hands me a paper bag\n[09:33.27] I look him in the eyes\n[09:35.48] And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n[09:39.96] Well, he looks at me\n[09:42.73] And I look at him\n[09:44.92] And he looks at me\n[09:47.16] And I look at him\n[09:49.35] And he looks it me\n[09:51.59] And I look at him\n[09:53.75] And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n[09:55.59] What did you want again?\"\n[09:57.93] I say \"Ketchup!\"\n[09:59.68] And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n[10:02.04] I just spaced out there for a second\n[10:04.38] I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n[10:06.86] And then he hands me the ketchup\n[10:09.44] And now we're finally drivin' away\n[10:12.18] And the food is drivin' me mad\n[10:13.67] With its intoxicating bouquet\n[10:16.16] I'm starvin' to death\n[10:17.26] By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n[10:20.37] I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n[10:22.75] I just gotta have a bite!\"\n[10:24.96] So she reaches in the bag\n[10:27.23] And pulls out the burger\n[10:29.39] And she hands me the burger\n[10:31.34] And I pick up the burger\n[10:33.75] And then I unwrap the paper\n[10:36.34] I bite into those buns\n[10:38.59] And I just can't believe it\n[10:40.74] They forgot the onion!\n[10:44.52] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Trapped in the Drive‐Thru\n  artist: “Weird Al” Yankovic\n  album: The Essential “Weird Al” Yankovic\n  duration_ms: 651000\n  instrumental: false\n  language: en\nlines:\n- text: Seven o'clock in the evening\n  start_ms: 21740\n  end_ms: 23071\n  words:\n  - 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text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 35697\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 35836\n  - text: know...\"\n    start_ms: 36058\n- text: Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n  start_ms: 36500\n  end_ms: 38951\n  words:\n  - text: 'Say, '\n    start_ms: 36500\n  - text: '\"It''s '\n    start_ms: 36652\n  - text: 'gettin'' '\n    start_ms: 36825\n  - text: 'late, '\n    start_ms: 37208\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 37570\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 37735\n  - text: 'wanna '\n    start_ms: 37892\n  - text: 'do '\n    start_ms: 38263\n  - text: 'for '\n    start_ms: 38498\n  - text: dinner?\"\n    start_ms: 38676\n- text: She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n  start_ms: 39680\n  end_ms: 43803\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 39680\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 39812\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 39966\n  - text: 'kinda '\n    start_ms: 40117\n  - text: 'had '\n    start_ms: 40490\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 40703\n  - text: 'big '\n    start_ms: 40823\n  - text: 'lunch '\n    start_ms: 41151\n  - text: 'so '\n    start_ms: 41648\n  - text: 'I''m '\n    start_ms: 41868\n  - text: 'not '\n    start_ms: 42035\n  - text: 'super '\n    start_ms: 42333\n  - text: hungry.\"\n    start_ms: 42887\n- text: I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n  start_ms: 44150\n  end_ms: 47806\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 44150\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 44260\n  - text: '\"Well, '\n    start_ms: 44464\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 44695\n  - text: 'know, '\n    start_ms: 44793\n  - text: 'baby, '\n    start_ms: 45071\n  - text: 'I''m '\n    start_ms: 45487\n  - text: 'not '\n    start_ms: 45620\n  - text: 'starvin'' '\n    start_ms: 45873\n  - text: 'either '\n    start_ms: 46326\n  - text: 'but '\n    start_ms: 46608\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 46886\n  - text: 'could '\n    start_ms: 47022\n  - text: eat...\"\n    start_ms: 47402\n- text: She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n  start_ms: 47980\n  end_ms: 49952\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 47980\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 48117\n  - text: '\"So '\n    start_ms: 48275\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 48448\n  - text: 'do '\n    start_ms: 48697\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 48812\n  - text: 'have '\n    start_ms: 48968\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 49266\n  - text: mind?\"\n    start_ms: 49497\n- text: I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n  start_ms: 50240\n  end_ms: 52164\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 50240\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 50372\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 50567\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 50704\n  - text: 'know, '\n    start_ms: 50937\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 51213\n  - text: 'about '\n    start_ms: 51414\n  - text: you?\"\n    start_ms: 51842\n- text: She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n  start_ms: 52420\n  end_ms: 54613\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 52420\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 52570\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 52728\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 52862\n  - text: 'care... '\n    start_ms: 53101\n  - text: 'if '\n    start_ms: 53443\n  - text: 'you''re '\n    start_ms: 53562\n  - text: 'hungry, '\n    start_ms: 53780\n  - text: 'let''s '\n    start_ms: 54184\n  - text: eat.\"\n    start_ms: 54402\n- text: I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n  start_ms: 54620\n  end_ms: 56269\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 54620\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 54752\n  - text: '\"That''s '\n    start_ms: 55037\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 55277\n  - text: 'we''re '\n    start_ms: 55420\n  - text: 'gonna '\n    start_ms: 55586\n  - text: do!\n    start_ms: 56037\n- text: But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n  start_ms: 56680\n  end_ms: 60415\n  words:\n  - text: 'But '\n    start_ms: 56680\n  - text: 'first '\n    start_ms: 56813\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 57149\n  - text: 'gotta '\n    start_ms: 57359\n  - text: 'tell '\n    start_ms: 57758\n  - text: 'me '\n    start_ms: 58151\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 58402\n  - text: 'it '\n    start_ms: 58713\n  - text: 'is '\n    start_ms: 58887\n  - text: 'you''re '\n    start_ms: 59085\n  - text: 'hungry '\n    start_ms: 59373\n  - text: for?\"\n    start_ms: 60067\n- text: And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n  start_ms: 61470\n  end_ms: 65153\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 61470\n  - text: 'she '\n    start_ms: 61587\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 61740\n  - text: '\"Let '\n    start_ms: 61975\n  - text: 'me '\n    start_ms: 62150\n  - text: 'think, '\n    start_ms: 62310\n  - text: 'what''s '\n    start_ms: 62693\n  - text: 'left '\n    start_ms: 62897\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 63233\n  - text: 'our '\n    start_ms: 63493\n  - text: refrigerator?\"\n    start_ms: 63748\n- text: I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n  start_ms: 65840\n  end_ms: 67679\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 65840\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 65940\n  - text: '\"Well, '\n    start_ms: 66238\n  - text: 'there''s '\n    start_ms: 66537\n  - text: 'tuna, '\n    start_ms: 66794\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 67163\n  - text: know.\"\n    start_ms: 67286\n- text: She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n  start_ms: 68060\n  end_ms: 69826\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 68060\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 68195\n  - text: '\"That '\n    start_ms: 68318\n  - text: 'went '\n    start_ms: 68483\n  - text: 'bad '\n    start_ms: 68740\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 68938\n  - text: 'week '\n    start_ms: 69057\n  - text: ago!\"\n    start_ms: 69337\n- text: I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n  start_ms: 70550\n  end_ms: 71986\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 70550\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 70681\n  - text: '\"Is '\n    start_ms: 70926\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 71087\n  - text: 'chili '\n    start_ms: 71241\n  - text: okay?\"\n    start_ms: 71582\n- text: She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n  start_ms: 72440\n  end_ms: 74385\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 72440\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 72558\n  - text: '\"You '\n    start_ms: 72727\n  - text: 'finished '\n    start_ms: 72872\n  - text: 'that '\n    start_ms: 73169\n  - text: yesterday!\"\n    start_ms: 73410\n- text: I hopped up and I said\n  start_ms: 74700\n  end_ms: 75839\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 74700\n  - text: 'hopped '\n    start_ms: 74799\n  - text: 'up '\n    start_ms: 75199\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 75394\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 75558\n  - text: said\n    start_ms: 75619\n- text: '\"I don''t know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"'\n  start_ms: 75860\n  end_ms: 78540\n  words:\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 75988\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 76043\n  - text: 'know. '\n    start_ms: 76198\n  - text: 'Do '\n    start_ms: 76448\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 76552\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 76733\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 76893\n  - text: 'get '\n    start_ms: 76977\n  - text: 'something '\n    start_ms: 77172\n  - text: delivered?\"\n    start_ms: 77550\n- text: She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n  start_ms: 78610\n  end_ms: 83482\n  words:\n  - text: 'She''s '\n    start_ms: 78610\n  - text: 'like, '\n    start_ms: 78867\n  - text: '\"Why '\n    start_ms: 79402\n  - text: 'would '\n    start_ms: 79923\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 80338\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 80467\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 80656\n  - text: 'eat '\n    start_ms: 80815\n  - text: 'liver? '\n    start_ms: 81078\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 81868\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 82002\n  - text: 'even '\n    start_ms: 82302\n  - text: 'like '\n    start_ms: 82614\n  - text: liver!\"\n    start_ms: 82863\n- text: I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n  start_ms: 84170\n  end_ms: 86051\n  words:\n  - text: 'I''m '\n    start_ms: 84170\n  - text: 'like, '\n    start_ms: 84296\n  - text: '\"No, '\n    start_ms: 84775\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 85313\n  - text: 'said '\n    start_ms: 85395\n  - text: '''delivered''.\"'\n    start_ms: 85545\n- text: She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n  start_ms: 86330\n  end_ms: 87792\n  words:\n  - text: 'She''s '\n    start_ms: 86330\n  - text: 'like, '\n    start_ms: 86519\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 86641\n  - text: 'heard '\n    start_ms: 86756\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 86988\n  - text: 'say '\n    start_ms: 87107\n  - text: '''liver''!\"'\n    start_ms: 87245\n- text: I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n  start_ms: 88180\n  end_ms: 89610\n  words:\n  - text: 'I''m '\n    start_ms: 88180\n  - text: 'like, '\n    start_ms: 88296\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 88541\n  - text: 'should '\n    start_ms: 88655\n  - text: 'know '\n    start_ms: 88831\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 89099\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 89293\n  - text: said...\"\n    start_ms: 89411\n- text: She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n  start_ms: 89610\n  end_ms: 92165\n  words:\n  - text: 'She''s '\n    start_ms: 89610\n  - text: 'like, '\n    start_ms: 89760\n  - text: '\"Whatever! '\n    start_ms: 89896\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 90715\n  - text: 'just '\n    start_ms: 90794\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 90913\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 91088\n  - text: 'any '\n    start_ms: 91288\n  - text: liver!\"\n    start_ms: 91580\n- text: Well, I was gonna say something\n  start_ms: 92740\n  end_ms: 94332\n  words:\n  - text: 'Well, '\n    start_ms: 92740\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 92950\n  - text: 'was '\n    start_ms: 93035\n  - text: 'gonna '\n    start_ms: 93160\n  - text: 'say '\n    start_ms: 93451\n  - text: something\n    start_ms: 93735\n- text: But my cell phone started to ring\n  start_ms: 94720\n  end_ms: 96706\n  words:\n  - text: 'But '\n    start_ms: 94720\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 94862\n  - text: 'cell '\n    start_ms: 95092\n  - text: 'phone '\n    start_ms: 95321\n  - text: 'started '\n    start_ms: 95602\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 95939\n  - text: ring\n    start_ms: 96233\n- text: Now who could be callin' me?\n  start_ms: 97010\n  end_ms: 98608\n  words:\n  - text: 'Now '\n    start_ms: 97010\n  - text: 'who '\n    start_ms: 97247\n  - text: 'could '\n    start_ms: 97377\n  - text: 'be '\n    start_ms: 97548\n  - text: 'callin'' '\n    start_ms: 97800\n  - text: me?\n    start_ms: 98342\n- text: Well, I checked my caller ID\n  start_ms: 99160\n  end_ms: 100768\n  words:\n  - text: 'Well, '\n    start_ms: 99160\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 99345\n  - text: 'checked '\n    start_ms: 99499\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 99838\n  - text: 'caller '\n    start_ms: 100071\n  - text: ID\n    start_ms: 100513\n- text: It was just cousin Larry\n  start_ms: 101260\n  end_ms: 102665\n  words:\n  - text: 'It '\n    start_ms: 101260\n  - text: 'was '\n    start_ms: 101359\n  - text: 'just '\n    start_ms: 101540\n  - text: 'cousin '\n    start_ms: 101807\n  - text: Larry\n    start_ms: 102354\n- text: Callin' for the third time today\n  start_ms: 102750\n  end_ms: 105096\n  words:\n  - text: 'Callin'' '\n    start_ms: 102750\n  - text: 'for '\n    start_ms: 103134\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 103352\n  - text: 'third '\n    start_ms: 103607\n  - text: 'time '\n    start_ms: 104022\n  - text: today\n    start_ms: 104411\n- text: My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n  start_ms: 105910\n  end_ms: 107831\n  words:\n  - text: 'My '\n    start_ms: 105910\n  - text: 'wife '\n    start_ms: 106157\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 106411\n  - text: '\"Let '\n    start_ms: 106651\n  - text: 'it '\n    start_ms: 106852\n  - text: 'go '\n    start_ms: 106952\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 107093\n  - text: voicemail.\"\n    start_ms: 107214\n- text: I said, \"Okay.\"\n  start_ms: 108370\n  end_ms: 109413\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 108370\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 108491\n  - text: '\"Okay.\"'\n    start_ms: 108843\n- text: '\"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"'\n  start_ms: 109720\n  end_ms: 113304\n  words:\n  - text: '\"Where '\n    start_ms: 110233\n  - text: 'were '\n    start_ms: 110537\n  - text: 'we? '\n    start_ms: 110782\n  - text: 'Oh, '\n    start_ms: 111141\n  - text: 'dinner, '\n    start_ms: 111321\n  - text: 'right! '\n    start_ms: 111649\n  - text: 'So '\n    start_ms: 112007\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 112205\n  - text: 'do '\n    start_ms: 112455\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 112578\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 112737\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 113004\n  - text: do?\"\n    start_ms: 113166\n- text: She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n  start_ms: 114690\n  end_ms: 116730\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 114690\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 114821\n  - text: '\"Why '\n    start_ms: 114958\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 115138\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 115313\n  - text: 'whip '\n    start_ms: 115430\n  - text: 'up '\n    start_ms: 115602\n  - text: 'somethin'' '\n    start_ms: 115696\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 115987\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 116091\n  - text: kitchen?\"\n    start_ms: 116229\n- text: '\"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don''t you?\"'\n  start_ms: 116730\n  end_ms: 118520\n  words:\n  - text: '\"Yeah,\" '\n    start_ms: 117060\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 117428\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 117544\n  - text: '\"why '\n    start_ms: 117781\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 117995\n  - text: you?\"\n    start_ms: 118311\n- text: And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n  start_ms: 119420\n  end_ms: 122789\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 119420\n  - text: 'then '\n    start_ms: 119512\n  - text: 'she '\n    start_ms: 119646\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 119801\n  - text: '\"Baby, '\n    start_ms: 120055\n  - text: 'can''t '\n    start_ms: 120382\n  - text: 'we '\n    start_ms: 120548\n  - text: 'just '\n    start_ms: 120701\n  - text: 'go '\n    start_ms: 120949\n  - text: 'out '\n    start_ms: 121289\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 121504\n  - text: 'dinner, '\n    start_ms: 121669\n  - text: please?\"\n    start_ms: 122093\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 123070\n  end_ms: 123487\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 123070\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 123150\n  - text: '\"No\"'\n    start_ms: 123312\n- text: She says, \"Yes\"\n  start_ms: 123590\n  end_ms: 124078\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 123590\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 123727\n  - text: '\"Yes\"'\n    start_ms: 123865\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 124100\n  end_ms: 124490\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 124100\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 124157\n  - text: '\"No\"'\n    start_ms: 124312\n- text: She says, \"Yes\"\n  start_ms: 124610\n  end_ms: 125061\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 124610\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 124727\n  - text: '\"Yes\"'\n    start_ms: 124864\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 125220\n  end_ms: 125537\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 125220\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 125278\n  - text: '\"No\"'\n    start_ms: 125417\n- text: She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n  start_ms: 125720\n  end_ms: 127895\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 125720\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 125852\n  - text: '\"Yes... '\n    start_ms: 125983\n  - text: 'Oh, '\n    start_ms: 126337\n  - text: 'here''s '\n    start_ms: 126747\n  - text: 'your '\n    start_ms: 126941\n  - text: keys\"\n    start_ms: 127114\n- text: I step a little bit closer\n  start_ms: 128200\n  end_ms: 129959\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 128200\n  - text: 'step '\n    start_ms: 128347\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 128741\n  - text: 'little '\n    start_ms: 128928\n  - text: 'bit '\n    start_ms: 129207\n  - text: closer\n    start_ms: 129428\n- text: Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n  start_ms: 130390\n  end_ms: 131994\n  words:\n  - text: 'Say, '\n    start_ms: 130390\n  - text: '\"Okay, '\n    start_ms: 130522\n  - text: 'where '\n    start_ms: 130952\n  - text: 'ya '\n    start_ms: 131117\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 131295\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 131560\n  - text: go?\"\n    start_ms: 131701\n- text: She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n  start_ms: 132560\n  end_ms: 134386\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 132560\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 132824\n  - text: '\"How '\n    start_ms: 133097\n  - text: 'about '\n    start_ms: 133332\n  - text: 'The '\n    start_ms: 133696\n  - text: Ivy?\"\n    start_ms: 133975\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n  start_ms: 134760\n  end_ms: 136358\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 134760\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 134815\n  - text: '\"Yeah, '\n    start_ms: 135089\n  - text: 'well, '\n    start_ms: 135389\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 135734\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 135801\n  - text: know\n    start_ms: 136063\n- text: I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n  start_ms: 137140\n  end_ms: 139241\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 137140\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 137250\n  - text: 'feel '\n    start_ms: 137506\n  - text: 'like '\n    start_ms: 137684\n  - text: 'gettin'' '\n    start_ms: 137852\n  - text: 'all '\n    start_ms: 138447\n  - text: 'dressed '\n    start_ms: 138599\n  - text: up\n    start_ms: 139067\n- text: And eatin' expensive food\"\n  start_ms: 139310\n  end_ms: 141136\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 139310\n  - text: 'eatin'' '\n    start_ms: 139557\n  - text: 'expensive '\n    start_ms: 139853\n  - text: food\"\n    start_ms: 140629\n- text: She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n  start_ms: 141480\n  end_ms: 142785\n  words:\n  - text: 'She''s '\n    start_ms: 141480\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 141752\n  - text: '\"Olive '\n    start_ms: 142027\n  - text: Garden?\"\n    start_ms: 142312\n- text: I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n  start_ms: 142910\n  end_ms: 145293\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 142910\n  - text: 'say, '\n    start_ms: 143039\n  - text: '\"Nah, '\n    start_ms: 143559\n  - text: 'I''m '\n    start_ms: 144173\n  - text: 'not '\n    start_ms: 144293\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 144514\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 144692\n  - text: mood\n    start_ms: 144844\n- text: And Burrito King would make me gassy\n  start_ms: 145620\n  end_ms: 148137\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 145620\n  - text: 'Burrito '\n    start_ms: 145867\n  - 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text: 'swear '\n    start_ms: 152683\n  - text: 'I''m '\n    start_ms: 152934\n  - text: 'gonna '\n    start_ms: 153043\n  - text: 'take '\n    start_ms: 153320\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 153637\n  - text: out!\"\n    start_ms: 153842\n- text: Then I get an idea\n  start_ms: 154850\n  end_ms: 156691\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 154850\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 155263\n  - text: 'get '\n    start_ms: 155414\n  - text: 'an '\n    start_ms: 155857\n  - text: idea\n    start_ms: 156069\n- text: I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n  start_ms: 157080\n  end_ms: 158512\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 157080\n  - text: 'say, '\n    start_ms: 157287\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 157544\n  - text: 'know '\n    start_ms: 157831\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 158066\n  - text: 'we''ll '\n    start_ms: 158232\n  - text: do!\"\n    start_ms: 158419\n- text: She says, \"What?\"\n  start_ms: 158530\n  end_ms: 159000\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 158530\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 158649\n  - text: '\"What?\"'\n    start_ms: 158807\n- text: I say, \"Guess!\"\n  start_ms: 159170\n  end_ms: 159635\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 159170\n  - text: 'say, '\n    start_ms: 159227\n  - text: '\"Guess!\"'\n    start_ms: 159378\n- text: She says \"What?\"\n  start_ms: 159650\n  end_ms: 160213\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 159650\n  - text: 'says '\n    start_ms: 159765\n  - text: '\"What?\"'\n    start_ms: 159900\n- text: I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n  start_ms: 160490\n  end_ms: 163134\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 160490\n  - text: 'say, '\n    start_ms: 160637\n  - text: '\"We''re '\n    start_ms: 160902\n  - text: 'goin'' '\n    start_ms: 161213\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 161756\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 162023\n  - text: drive-\n    start_ms: 162239\n  - text: thru!\"\n    start_ms: 162651\n- text: So we head out the front door\n  start_ms: 163620\n  end_ms: 165365\n  words:\n  - text: 'So '\n    start_ms: 163620\n  - text: 'we '\n    start_ms: 163794\n  - text: 'head '\n    start_ms: 163970\n  - text: 'out '\n    start_ms: 164212\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 164355\n  - text: 'front '\n    start_ms: 164535\n  - text: door\n    start_ms: 164952\n- text: Open the garage door\n  start_ms: 166060\n  end_ms: 167681\n  words:\n  - text: 'Open '\n    start_ms: 166060\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 166375\n  - text: 'garage '\n    start_ms: 166561\n  - text: door\n    start_ms: 167202\n- text: Then I open the car doors\n  start_ms: 168070\n  end_ms: 169950\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 168070\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 168347\n  - text: 'open '\n    start_ms: 168481\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 168772\n  - text: 'car '\n    start_ms: 168957\n  - text: doors\n    start_ms: 169381\n- text: And we get in those car doors\n  start_ms: 170250\n  end_ms: 172229\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 170250\n  - text: 'we '\n    start_ms: 170423\n  - text: 'get '\n    start_ms: 170602\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 170836\n  - text: 'those '\n    start_ms: 170993\n  - text: 'car '\n    start_ms: 171224\n  - text: doors\n    start_ms: 171638\n- text: Put my key in the ignition\n  start_ms: 172360\n  end_ms: 174302\n  words:\n  - text: 'Put '\n    start_ms: 172360\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 172555\n  - text: 'key '\n    start_ms: 172753\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 172989\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 173148\n  - text: ignition\n    start_ms: 173354\n- text: And then I turn it sideways\n  start_ms: 174700\n  end_ms: 176603\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 174700\n  - text: 'then '\n    start_ms: 174847\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 175090\n  - text: 'turn '\n    start_ms: 175192\n  - text: 'it '\n    start_ms: 175422\n  - text: sideways\n    start_ms: 175601\n- text: Then we fasten our seat belts\n  start_ms: 176970\n  end_ms: 178781\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 176970\n  - text: 'we '\n    start_ms: 177132\n  - 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text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 184236\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 184372\n  - text: drive-\n    start_ms: 184554\n  - text: thru\n    start_ms: 184931\n- text: We're approaching the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 185850\n  end_ms: 187502\n  words:\n  - text: 'We''re '\n    start_ms: 185850\n  - text: 'approaching '\n    start_ms: 186066\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 186567\n  - text: drive-\n    start_ms: 186733\n  - text: thru\n    start_ms: 187142\n- text: Getting close to the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 188020\n  end_ms: 189613\n  words:\n  - text: 'Getting '\n    start_ms: 188020\n  - text: 'close '\n    start_ms: 188366\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 188592\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 188729\n  - text: drive-\n    start_ms: 188892\n  - text: thru\n    start_ms: 189304\n- text: Almost there at the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 190300\n  end_ms: 191911\n  words:\n  - text: 'Almost '\n    start_ms: 190300\n  - text: 'there '\n    start_ms: 190632\n  - text: 'at '\n    start_ms: 190851\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 190988\n  - text: drive-\n    start_ms: 191155\n  - text: thru\n    start_ms: 191570\n- text: Now we're here at the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 192450\n  end_ms: 194044\n  words:\n  - text: 'Now '\n    start_ms: 192450\n  - text: 'we''re '\n    start_ms: 192645\n  - text: 'here '\n    start_ms: 192822\n  - text: 'at '\n    start_ms: 193032\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 193146\n  - text: drive-\n    start_ms: 193320\n  - text: thru\n    start_ms: 193728\n- text: Here in line at the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 194710\n  end_ms: 196250\n  words:\n  - text: 'Here '\n    start_ms: 194710\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 194908\n  - text: 'line '\n    start_ms: 195046\n  - text: 'at '\n    start_ms: 195264\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 195387\n  - text: drive-\n    start_ms: 195567\n  - text: thru\n    start_ms: 195983\n- text: Did I mention the drive-thru?\n  start_ms: 196970\n  end_ms: 198915\n  words:\n  - text: 'Did '\n    start_ms: 196970\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 197202\n  - text: 'mention '\n    start_ms: 197300\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 197640\n  - text: drive-\n    start_ms: 197803\n  - text: thru?\n    start_ms: 198240\n- text: Well, here we are\n  start_ms: 207610\n  end_ms: 209237\n  words:\n  - text: 'Well, '\n    start_ms: 207610\n  - text: 'here '\n    start_ms: 208422\n  - text: 'we '\n    start_ms: 208864\n  - text: are\n    start_ms: 209080\n- text: In the drive-thru line, me and her\n  start_ms: 209360\n  end_ms: 211929\n  words:\n  - text: 'In '\n    start_ms: 209360\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 209437\n  - text: drive-\n    start_ms: 209551\n  - text: 'thru '\n    start_ms: 209838\n  - text: 'line, '\n    start_ms: 210137\n  - text: 'me '\n    start_ms: 211198\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 211412\n  - text: her\n    start_ms: 211611\n- text: Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n  start_ms: 212380\n  end_ms: 214440\n  words:\n  - text: 'Cars '\n    start_ms: 212380\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 212726\n  - text: 'front '\n    start_ms: 212921\n  - text: 'of '\n    start_ms: 213140\n  - text: 'us, '\n    start_ms: 213278\n  - text: 'cars '\n    start_ms: 213516\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 213862\n  - text: 'back '\n    start_ms: 214022\n  - text: 'of '\n    start_ms: 214248\n  - text: us\n    start_ms: 214354\n- text: All just waiting to order\n  start_ms: 214590\n  end_ms: 216164\n  words:\n  - text: 'All '\n    start_ms: 214590\n  - text: 'just '\n    start_ms: 214801\n  - text: 'waiting '\n    start_ms: 215038\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 215342\n  - text: order\n    start_ms: 215674\n- text: There's some idiot in a Volvo\n  start_ms: 216370\n  end_ms: 218262\n  words:\n  - text: 'There''s '\n    start_ms: 216370\n  - text: 'some '\n    start_ms: 216577\n  - text: 'idiot '\n    start_ms: 216865\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 217542\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 217680\n  - text: Volvo\n    start_ms: 217780\n- text: With his brights on behind me\n  start_ms: 218600\n  end_ms: 220472\n  words:\n  - text: 'With '\n    start_ms: 218600\n  - 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text: 'My '\n    start_ms: 225710\n  - text: 'wife '\n    start_ms: 225838\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 226098\n  - text: '\"Maybe '\n    start_ms: 226329\n  - text: 'we '\n    start_ms: 226663\n  - text: 'should '\n    start_ms: 226875\n  - text: 'park, '\n    start_ms: 227090\n  - text: 'we '\n    start_ms: 228026\n  - text: 'could '\n    start_ms: 228139\n  - text: 'just '\n    start_ms: 228333\n  - text: 'go '\n    start_ms: 228610\n  - text: 'eat '\n    start_ms: 228976\n  - text: inside.\"\n    start_ms: 229237\n- text: I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n  start_ms: 230280\n  end_ms: 232382\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 230280\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 230392\n  - text: '\"I''m '\n    start_ms: 230693\n  - text: 'wearin'' '\n    start_ms: 230907\n  - text: 'bunny '\n    start_ms: 231208\n  - text: slippers\n    start_ms: 231696\n- text: So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n  start_ms: 232500\n  end_ms: 234312\n  words:\n  - text: 'So '\n    start_ms: 232500\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 232917\n  - text: 'ain''t '\n    start_ms: 233019\n  - text: 'leavin'' '\n    start_ms: 233278\n  - text: 'this '\n    start_ms: 233618\n  - text: ride...\"\n    start_ms: 233877\n- text: Now a woman on a speaker box\n  start_ms: 234750\n  end_ms: 236488\n  words:\n  - text: 'Now '\n    start_ms: 234750\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 234910\n  - text: 'woman '\n    start_ms: 235034\n  - text: 'on '\n    start_ms: 235331\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 235451\n  - text: 'speaker '\n    start_ms: 235551\n  - text: box\n    start_ms: 236136\n- text: Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n  start_ms: 236650\n  end_ms: 238763\n  words:\n  - text: 'Is '\n    start_ms: 236650\n  - text: 'sayin'', '\n    start_ms: 236778\n  - text: '\"Can '\n    start_ms: 237268\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 237482\n  - text: 'take '\n    start_ms: 237567\n  - text: 'your '\n    start_ms: 237745\n  - text: 'order, '\n    start_ms: 237944\n  - text: please?\"\n    start_ms: 238373\n- text: I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n  start_ms: 238850\n  end_ms: 240736\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 238850\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 238961\n  - text: '\"Yes '\n    start_ms: 239244\n  - text: 'indeed, '\n    start_ms: 239440\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 239862\n  - text: 'certainly '\n    start_ms: 240097\n  - text: can\n    start_ms: 240534\n- text: We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n  start_ms: 240850\n  end_ms: 243302\n  words:\n  - text: 'We''d '\n    start_ms: 240850\n  - text: 'like '\n    start_ms: 240979\n  - text: 'two '\n    start_ms: 241205\n  - text: 'hamburgers '\n    start_ms: 241487\n  - text: 'with '\n    start_ms: 242073\n  - text: 'onions '\n    start_ms: 242312\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 242617\n  - text: cheese.\"\n    start_ms: 242779\n- text: Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n  start_ms: 243480\n  end_ms: 247832\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 243480\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 243774\n  - text: 'wife '\n    start_ms: 244039\n  - text: 'says '\n    start_ms: 244288\n  - text: '\"Baby, '\n    start_ms: 244489\n  - text: 'hold '\n    start_ms: 245394\n  - text: 'on, '\n    start_ms: 245718\n  - text: 'I''ve '\n    start_ms: 245944\n  - text: 'changed '\n    start_ms: 246108\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 246438\n  - text: mind!\n    start_ms: 246832\n- text: I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n  start_ms: 248220\n  end_ms: 252086\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 248220\n  - text: 'think '\n    start_ms: 248385\n  - text: 'I''m '\n    start_ms: 248744\n  - text: 'gonna '\n    start_ms: 248902\n  - text: 'have '\n    start_ms: 249180\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 249384\n  - text: 'chicken '\n    start_ms: 249487\n  - text: 'sandwich '\n    start_ms: 250035\n  - text: 'instead '\n    start_ms: 250432\n  - text: 'this '\n    start_ms: 250903\n  - text: time\"\n    start_ms: 251198\n- text: I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n  start_ms: 252420\n  end_ms: 254189\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 252420\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 252515\n  - text: '\"You '\n    start_ms: 252691\n  - text: 'always '\n    start_ms: 252877\n  - text: 'get '\n    start_ms: 253083\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 253237\n  - text: cheeseburger!\"\n    start_ms: 253335\n- text: She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n  start_ms: 254630\n  end_ms: 256545\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 254630\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 254759\n  - text: '\"That''s '\n    start_ms: 254934\n  - text: 'not '\n    start_ms: 255119\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 255349\n  - text: 'I''m '\n    start_ms: 255533\n  - text: 'hungry '\n    start_ms: 255667\n  - text: for.\"\n    start_ms: 256101\n- text: I put my head in my hands and scream\n  start_ms: 256880\n  end_ms: 258778\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 256880\n  - text: 'put '\n    start_ms: 256972\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 257127\n  - text: 'head '\n    start_ms: 257288\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 257543\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 257646\n  - text: 'hands '\n    start_ms: 257809\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 258108\n  - text: scream\n    start_ms: 258270\n- text: '\"I don''t know who you are anymore!\"'\n  start_ms: 258830\n  end_ms: 261051\n  words:\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 259160\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 259233\n  - text: 'know '\n    start_ms: 259498\n  - text: 'who '\n    start_ms: 259747\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 259940\n  - text: 'are '\n    start_ms: 260122\n  - text: anymore!\"\n    start_ms: 260324\n- text: The voice on the speaker says\n  start_ms: 261410\n  end_ms: 263257\n  words:\n  - text: 'The '\n    start_ms: 261410\n  - text: 'voice '\n    start_ms: 261674\n  - text: 'on '\n    start_ms: 261959\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 262047\n  - text: 'speaker '\n    start_ms: 262208\n  - text: says\n    start_ms: 262706\n- text: '\"I don''t have all day.\"'\n  start_ms: 263320\n  end_ms: 265489\n  words:\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 263797\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 263893\n  - text: 'have '\n    start_ms: 264210\n  - text: 'all '\n    start_ms: 264583\n  - text: day.\"\n    start_ms: 264908\n- text: I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n  start_ms: 265740\n  end_ms: 269748\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 265740\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 265850\n  - text: '\"Then '\n    start_ms: 266089\n  - text: 'take '\n    start_ms: 266362\n  - text: 'our '\n    start_ms: 266524\n  - text: 'order '\n    start_ms: 266767\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 268105\n  - text: 'we''ll '\n    start_ms: 268320\n  - text: 'be '\n    start_ms: 268579\n  - text: 'on '\n    start_ms: 268907\n  - text: 'our '\n    start_ms: 269097\n  - text: way!\n    start_ms: 269323\n- text: I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n  start_ms: 270280\n  end_ms: 274226\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 270280\n  - text: 'wanna '\n    start_ms: 270390\n  - text: 'get '\n    start_ms: 270678\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 271018\n  - text: 'chicken '\n    start_ms: 271169\n  - text: 'sandwich '\n    start_ms: 271793\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 272522\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 272756\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 272871\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 273033\n  - text: 'cheeseburger '\n    start_ms: 273132\n  - text: too\"\n    start_ms: 273964\n- text: She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n  start_ms: 274670\n  end_ms: 276370\n  words:\n  - text: 'She''s '\n    start_ms: 274670\n  - text: 'like, '\n    start_ms: 274892\n  - text: '\"You '\n    start_ms: 275107\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 275406\n  - text: 'onions '\n    start_ms: 275688\n  - text: 'on '\n    start_ms: 276028\n  - text: that?\"\n    start_ms: 276223\n- text: I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n  start_ms: 276450\n  end_ms: 278550\n  words:\n  - text: 'I''m '\n    start_ms: 276450\n  - text: 'like, '\n    start_ms: 276545\n  - text: '\"Yeah, '\n    start_ms: 276759\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 277237\n  - text: 'already '\n    start_ms: 277371\n  - text: 'said '\n    start_ms: 277801\n  - text: 'that '\n    start_ms: 278005\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 278244\n  - text: do\n    start_ms: 278401\n- text: Plus we need curly fries\n  start_ms: 279190\n  end_ms: 281283\n  words:\n  - text: 'Plus '\n    start_ms: 279190\n  - text: 'we '\n    start_ms: 279567\n  - text: 'need '\n    start_ms: 279819\n  - text: 'curly '\n    start_ms: 280113\n  - text: fries\n    start_ms: 280672\n- text: And don't you dare forget it!\n  start_ms: 281530\n  end_ms: 283369\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 281530\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 281766\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 282061\n  - text: 'dare '\n    start_ms: 282302\n  - text: 'forget '\n    start_ms: 282598\n  - text: it!\n    start_ms: 283222\n- text: And two medium root beers\n  start_ms: 283770\n  end_ms: 285773\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 283770\n  - text: 'two '\n    start_ms: 284003\n  - text: 'medium '\n    start_ms: 284242\n  - text: 'root '\n    start_ms: 284962\n  - text: beers\n    start_ms: 285329\n- text: No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n  start_ms: 285960\n  end_ms: 287805\n  words:\n  - text: 'No, '\n    start_ms: 285960\n  - text: 'just '\n    start_ms: 286457\n  - text: 'one, '\n    start_ms: 286797\n  - text: 'we''ll '\n    start_ms: 287099\n  - text: 'split '\n    start_ms: 287259\n  - text: it.\"\n    start_ms: 287667\n- text: Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n  start_ms: 288150\n  end_ms: 292167\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 288150\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 288335\n  - text: 'said '\n    start_ms: 288448\n  - text: '\"I''m '\n    start_ms: 288715\n  - text: 'guessin'' '\n    start_ms: 289005\n  - text: 'that '\n    start_ms: 289450\n  - text: 'you''re '\n    start_ms: 289797\n  - text: 'probably '\n    start_ms: 290061\n  - text: 'not '\n    start_ms: 290605\n  - text: 'too '\n    start_ms: 290877\n  - text: bright\n    start_ms: 291232\n- text: So read me back my order\n  start_ms: 292530\n  end_ms: 294337\n  words:\n  - text: 'So '\n    start_ms: 292530\n  - text: 'read '\n    start_ms: 292802\n  - text: 'me '\n    start_ms: 293120\n  - text: 'back '\n    start_ms: 293377\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 293692\n  - text: order\n    start_ms: 294028\n- text: Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n  start_ms: 294450\n  end_ms: 296216\n  words:\n  - text: 'Let''s '\n    start_ms: 294450\n  - text: 'make '\n    start_ms: 294736\n  - text: 'sure '\n    start_ms: 295067\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 295393\n  - text: 'got '\n    start_ms: 295609\n  - text: 'it '\n    start_ms: 295881\n  - text: right.\"\n    start_ms: 296028\n- text: She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n  start_ms: 296240\n  end_ms: 298770\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 296240\n  - text: 'says '\n    start_ms: 296370\n  - text: '\"One - '\n    start_ms: 296616\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 297413\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 297523\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 297667\n  - text: 'chicken '\n    start_ms: 297781\n  - text: sandwich\n    start_ms: 298189\n- text: Two - you want a cheeseburger\n  start_ms: 298810\n  end_ms: 300690\n  words:\n  - text: 'Two - '\n    start_ms: 298810\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 299537\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 299624\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 299794\n  - text: cheeseburger\n    start_ms: 299896\n- text: Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n  start_ms: 301160\n  end_ms: 303766\n  words:\n  - text: 'Three - '\n    start_ms: 301160\n  - text: 'curly '\n    start_ms: 301736\n  - text: 'fries, '\n    start_ms: 302172\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 302601\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 302730\n  - text: 'large '\n    start_ms: 302852\n  - text: 'root '\n    start_ms: 303163\n  - text: beer\"\n    start_ms: 303443\n- text: '\"Stop! Don''t go no further!'\n  start_ms: 303770\n  end_ms: 305367\n  words:\n  - text: '\"Stop! '\n    start_ms: 303919\n  - text: 'Don''t '\n    start_ms: 304238\n  - text: 'go '\n    start_ms: 304477\n  - text: 'no '\n    start_ms: 304672\n  - text: further!\n    start_ms: 304890\n- text: I never ordered a large root beer\n  start_ms: 305710\n  end_ms: 307446\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 305710\n  - text: 'never '\n    start_ms: 305896\n  - text: 'ordered '\n    start_ms: 306227\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 306608\n  - text: 'large '\n    start_ms: 306708\n  - text: 'root '\n    start_ms: 307038\n  - text: beer\n    start_ms: 307277\n- text: I said medium, not large!\"\n  start_ms: 307480\n  end_ms: 310111\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 307480\n  - text: 'said '\n    start_ms: 307557\n  - text: 'medium, '\n    start_ms: 307836\n  - text: 'not '\n    start_ms: 308723\n  - text: large!\"\n    start_ms: 308976\n- text: Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n  start_ms: 310350\n  end_ms: 312217\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 310350\n  - text: 'she '\n    start_ms: 310494\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 310653\n  - text: '\"We''re '\n    start_ms: 310914\n  - text: 'havin'' '\n    start_ms: 311172\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 311591\n  - text: special\n    start_ms: 311727\n- text: I supersized you at no charge.\"\n  start_ms: 312310\n  end_ms: 314335\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 312310\n  - text: 'supersized '\n    start_ms: 312497\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 313098\n  - text: 'at '\n    start_ms: 313316\n  - text: 'no '\n    start_ms: 313561\n  - text: charge.\"\n    start_ms: 313809\n- text: '\"Oh.\" And that''s all'\n  start_ms: 314430\n  end_ms: 316875\n  words:\n  - text: '\"Oh.\" '\n    start_ms: 314507\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 316325\n  - text: 'that''s '\n    start_ms: 316439\n  - text: all\n    start_ms: 316753\n- text: I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n  start_ms: 317010\n  end_ms: 318165\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 317010\n  - text: 'could '\n    start_ms: 317084\n  - text: 'say, '\n    start_ms: 317253\n  - text: 'was '\n    start_ms: 317523\n  - text: '\"Oh.\"'\n    start_ms: 317759\n- text: And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n  start_ms: 318670\n  end_ms: 320581\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 318670\n  - text: 'she '\n    start_ms: 318783\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 318940\n  - text: '\"Now '\n    start_ms: 319201\n  - text: 'there '\n    start_ms: 319368\n  - text: 'is '\n    start_ms: 319514\n  - text: 'somethin'' '\n    start_ms: 319538\n  - text: else\n    start_ms: 320181\n- text: That I really think you should know\n  start_ms: 320890\n  end_ms: 322584\n  words:\n  - text: 'That '\n    start_ms: 320890\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 321078\n  - text: 'really '\n    start_ms: 321194\n  - text: 'think '\n    start_ms: 321476\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 321767\n  - text: 'should '\n    start_ms: 321983\n  - text: know\n    start_ms: 322298\n- text: You can have unlimited refills\n  start_ms: 323190\n  end_ms: 325185\n  words:\n  - text: 'You '\n    start_ms: 323190\n  - text: 'can '\n    start_ms: 323291\n  - text: 'have '\n    start_ms: 323490\n  - text: 'unlimited '\n    start_ms: 323804\n  - text: refills\n    start_ms: 324543\n- text: For just a quarter more.\"\n  start_ms: 325390\n  end_ms: 327319\n  words:\n  - text: 'For '\n    start_ms: 325390\n  - text: 'just '\n    start_ms: 325662\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 326029\n  - text: 'quarter '\n    start_ms: 326184\n  - text: more.\"\n    start_ms: 326823\n- text: I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n  start_ms: 327430\n  end_ms: 331708\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 327430\n  - text: 'say '\n    start_ms: 327522\n  - text: '\"Great, '\n    start_ms: 327742\n  - text: 'except '\n    start_ms: 328208\n  - text: 'we''re '\n    start_ms: 328481\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 328649\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 328740\n  - text: drive-\n    start_ms: 328863\n  - text: 'thru, '\n    start_ms: 329159\n  - text: 'so '\n    start_ms: 329741\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 329993\n  - text: 'would '\n    start_ms: 330193\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 330434\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 330551\n  - text: 'that '\n    start_ms: 330831\n  - text: for?\"\n    start_ms: 331092\n- text: Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n  start_ms: 332130\n  end_ms: 333551\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 332130\n  - text: 'she '\n    start_ms: 332307\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 332573\n  - text: '\"Wait '\n    start_ms: 332820\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 333123\n  - text: minute\n    start_ms: 333260\n- text: Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n  start_ms: 334380\n  end_ms: 337080\n  words:\n  - text: 'Your '\n    start_ms: 334380\n  - text: 'voice '\n    start_ms: 334515\n  - text: 'sounds '\n    start_ms: 334783\n  - text: 'so '\n    start_ms: 335083\n  - text: 'familiar... '\n    start_ms: 335330\n  - text: 'hey, '\n    start_ms: 336063\n  - text: 'is '\n    start_ms: 336281\n  - text: 'this '\n    start_ms: 336401\n  - text: Paul?\n    start_ms: 336618\n- text: And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n  start_ms: 337450\n  end_ms: 339678\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 337450\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 337557\n  - text: 'wife '\n    start_ms: 337731\n  - text: 'is '\n    start_ms: 338072\n  - text: 'all '\n    start_ms: 338322\n  - text: 'like '\n    start_ms: 338537\n  - text: '\"No, '\n    start_ms: 338757\n  - text: 'that '\n    start_ms: 338963\n  - text: 'ain''t '\n    start_ms: 339129\n  - text: Paul\n    start_ms: 339365\n- text: Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n  start_ms: 339940\n  end_ms: 341731\n  words:\n  - text: 'Now '\n    start_ms: 339940\n  - text: 'tell '\n    start_ms: 340127\n  - text: 'me, '\n    start_ms: 340377\n  - text: 'who''s '\n    start_ms: 340521\n  - text: 'this '\n    start_ms: 340838\n  - text: Paul?\"\n    start_ms: 341173\n- text: She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n  start_ms: 341900\n  end_ms: 343845\n  words:\n  - 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text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 373277\n  - text: '\"Next '\n    start_ms: 373553\n  - text: 'window, '\n    start_ms: 373866\n  - text: please\n    start_ms: 374355\n- text: That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n  start_ms: 374880\n  end_ms: 377339\n  words:\n  - text: 'That''ll '\n    start_ms: 374880\n  - text: 'be '\n    start_ms: 375142\n  - text: 'five '\n    start_ms: 375367\n  - text: 'dollars '\n    start_ms: 375652\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 376033\n  - text: 'eighty '\n    start_ms: 376270\n  - text: 'two '\n    start_ms: 376503\n  - text: cents!\"\n    start_ms: 376756\n- text: So we inched ahead in line\n  start_ms: 377560\n  end_ms: 379296\n  words:\n  - text: 'So '\n    start_ms: 377560\n  - text: 'we '\n    start_ms: 377716\n  - text: 'inched '\n    start_ms: 377904\n  - text: 'ahead '\n    start_ms: 378204\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 378597\n  - text: line\n    start_ms: 378798\n- text: Movin' painfully slow\n  start_ms: 379580\n  end_ms: 381236\n  words:\n  - 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text: 'Because '\n    start_ms: 403350\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 403883\n  - text: 'wife '\n    start_ms: 404154\n  - text: 'was '\n    start_ms: 404516\n  - text: 'getting '\n    start_ms: 404699\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 405193\n  - text: headache\n    start_ms: 405317\n- text: So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n  start_ms: 407260\n  end_ms: 410868\n  words:\n  - text: 'So '\n    start_ms: 407260\n  - text: 'we '\n    start_ms: 407438\n  - text: 'both '\n    start_ms: 407587\n  - text: 'just '\n    start_ms: 407863\n  - text: 'sat '\n    start_ms: 408045\n  - text: 'there '\n    start_ms: 408314\n  - text: 'quietly '\n    start_ms: 408683\n  - text: 'for '\n    start_ms: 409624\n  - text: 'her '\n    start_ms: 409835\n  - text: sake\n    start_ms: 410397\n- text: Then I looked at her\n  start_ms: 411610\n  end_ms: 412638\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 411610\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 411801\n  - text: 'looked '\n    start_ms: 411917\n  - text: 'at '\n    start_ms: 412195\n  - 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text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 420130\n  - text: 'turned '\n    start_ms: 420290\n  - text: 'away '\n    start_ms: 420657\n  - text: 'from '\n    start_ms: 421002\n  - text: me\n    start_ms: 421326\n- text: And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n  start_ms: 421780\n  end_ms: 424114\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 421780\n  - text: 'then '\n    start_ms: 421938\n  - text: 'turned '\n    start_ms: 422212\n  - text: 'back '\n    start_ms: 422429\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 422718\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 422922\n  - text: '\"Did '\n    start_ms: 423217\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 423436\n  - text: 'get '\n    start_ms: 423552\n  - text: it?\"\n    start_ms: 423880\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n  start_ms: 424840\n  end_ms: 427104\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 424840\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 424900\n  - text: '\"Yeah, '\n    start_ms: 425090\n  - text: 'well, '\n    start_ms: 425903\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 426083\n  - text: 'mean, '\n    start_ms: 426165\n  - text: 'most '\n    start_ms: 426545\n  - text: 'of '\n    start_ms: 426841\n  - text: it\n    start_ms: 426980\n- text: But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n  start_ms: 427390\n  end_ms: 428930\n  words:\n  - text: 'But '\n    start_ms: 427390\n  - text: 'hey, '\n    start_ms: 427563\n  - text: 'ya '\n    start_ms: 427827\n  - text: 'know, '\n    start_ms: 427986\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 428180\n  - text: 'sweat '\n    start_ms: 428439\n  - text: it.\"\n    start_ms: 428748\n- text: Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n  start_ms: 429220\n  end_ms: 431850\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 429220\n  - text: 'she '\n    start_ms: 429380\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 429541\n  - text: '\"How '\n    start_ms: 429946\n  - text: 'about '\n    start_ms: 431241\n  - text: now?\"\n    start_ms: 431492\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, almost\n  start_ms: 432140\n  end_ms: 433414\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 432140\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 432224\n  - 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Well, that sucks.\"'\n  start_ms: 483820\n  end_ms: 486202\n  words:\n  - text: '\"Gee, '\n    start_ms: 483893\n  - text: 'really? '\n    start_ms: 484162\n  - text: 'Well, '\n    start_ms: 484592\n  - text: 'that '\n    start_ms: 484858\n  - text: sucks.\"\n    start_ms: 485241\n- text: And that's when I found out\n  start_ms: 486730\n  end_ms: 488283\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 486730\n  - text: 'that''s '\n    start_ms: 486966\n  - text: 'when '\n    start_ms: 487243\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 487590\n  - text: 'found '\n    start_ms: 487748\n  - text: out\n    start_ms: 488126\n- text: My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n  start_ms: 488330\n  end_ms: 490671\n  words:\n  - text: 'My '\n    start_ms: 488330\n  - text: 'wife '\n    start_ms: 488555\n  - text: 'was '\n    start_ms: 488731\n  - text: 'only '\n    start_ms: 488890\n  - text: 'carryin'' '\n    start_ms: 489112\n  - text: 'three '\n    start_ms: 489652\n  - text: bucks\n    start_ms: 490277\n- text: I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n  start_ms: 491480\n  end_ms: 495659\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 491480\n  - 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Do you want to get something delivered?\"\n  She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n  I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n  She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n  I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n  She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n\n  Well, I was gonna say something\n  But my cell phone started to ring\n  Now who could be callin' me?\n  Well, I checked my caller ID\n  It was just cousin Larry\n  Callin' for the third time today\n  My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n  I said, \"Okay.\"\n  \"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\n  She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n  \"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\n  And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n  I step a little bit closer\n  Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n  She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n  I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n  And eatin' expensive food\"\n  She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n  I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n  And Burrito King would make me gassy\n  There's no doubt\"\n  She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n  I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n  Then I get an idea\n  I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n  She says, \"What?\"\n  I say, \"Guess!\"\n  She says \"What?\"\n  I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n\n  So we head out the front door\n  Open the garage door\n  Then I open the car doors\n  And we get in those car doors\n  Put my key in the ignition\n  And then I turn it sideways\n  Then we fasten our seat belts\n  As we pull out the driveway\n  Then we drive to the drive-thru\n  Heading off to the drive-thru\n  We're approaching the drive-thru\n  Getting close to the drive-thru\n  Almost there at the drive-thru\n  Now we're here at the drive-thru\n  Here in line at the drive-thru\n  Did I mention the drive-thru?\n\n  Well, here we are\n  In the drive-thru line, me and her\n  Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n  All just waiting to order\n  There's some idiot in a Volvo\n  With his brights on behind me\n  I lean out the window and scream\n  \"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\n  My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n  I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n  So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n  Now a woman on a speaker box\n  Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n  I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n  We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n  Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n  I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n  I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n  She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n  I put my head in my hands and scream\n  \"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\n  The voice on the speaker says\n  \"I don't have all day.\"\n  I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n  I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n  She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n  I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n  Plus we need curly fries\n  And don't you dare forget it!\n  And two medium root beers\n  No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n  Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n  So read me back my order\n  Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n  She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n  Two - you want a cheeseburger\n  Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n  \"Stop! Don't go no further!\n  I never ordered a large root beer\n  I said medium, not large!\"\n  Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n  I supersized you at no charge.\"\n  \"Oh.\" And that's all\n  I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n  And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n  That I really think you should know\n  You can have unlimited refills\n  For just a quarter more.\"\n  I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n  Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n  Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n  And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n  Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n  She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n  Who goes to school with me\n  I sat behind him last year\n  And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n  I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n  He used to be my plumber\n  He was prematurely bald\n  And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n  He also had bladder problems\n  And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n  And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n  That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n  And then we both were quiet\n  And things got real intense\n  Then she says, \"Next window, please\n  That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n  So we inched ahead in line\n  Movin' painfully slow\n  I got a little bored\n  So I turned on the radio\n\n  Click, turned it off\n  Because my wife was getting a headache\n  So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n  Then I looked at her\n  And she looked back at me\n  And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n  She turned away from me\n  And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n  But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n  Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, almost\n  There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n  It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n  Now we're at the pay window\n  Or whatever you call it\n  Put my hand in my pocket\n  I can't believe there's no wallet!\n\n  And the lady at the window's like\n  \"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\n  I turn around to my wife, and say\n  \"How much have you got on you?\"\n  She just rolls her eyes and says\n  \"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\n  So she reaches into her purse\n  And busts out the American Express\n  I hand it to the lady\n  And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n  We don't take credit cards here.\"\n  I took back the card and said\n  \"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\n  And that's when I found out\n  My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n  I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n  She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n  And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n  Now the lady at the window\n  Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n  And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n  I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n  We won't be long.\"\n  So I looked around inside the glove-box\n  And checked the mat beneath my feet\n  I found a nickel in an ashtray\n  And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n  Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n  The lady counts it up and says\n  \"You're still about a dollar short\"\n  And now my woman's got this weird look\n  Frozen on her face\n  She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n  And so I turned around\n  To the cashier again\n  I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\n  So I pick up my change\n  Pick up my receipt\n  And I drive to the pickup window\n  Man, I just can't wait to eat\n  And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n  Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n  \"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\n  And he hands me a paper bag\n  I look him in the eyes\n  And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n  Well, he looks at me\n  And I look at him\n  And he looks at me\n  And I look at him\n  And he looks it me\n  And I look at him\n  And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n  What did you want again?\"\n  I say \"Ketchup!\"\n  And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n  I just spaced out there for a second\n  I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n  And then he hands me the ketchup\n  And now we're finally drivin' away\n  And the food is drivin' me mad\n  With its intoxicating bouquet\n  I'm starvin' to death\n  By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n  I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n  I just gotta have a bite!\"\n  So she reaches in the bag\n  And pulls out the burger\n  And she hands me the burger\n  And I pick up the burger\n  And then I unwrap the paper\n  I bite into those buns\n  And I just can't believe it\n  They forgot the onion!\n"},{"id":31557428,"name":"Trapped In The Drive-Thru","trackName":"Trapped In The Drive-Thru","artistName":"″Weird Al″ Yankovic","albumName":"The Essential ''Weird Al'' Yankovic","duration":651.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Seven o'clock in the evening\nWatchin something stupid on TV\nI'm zoned out on the sofa\nWhen my wife comes in the room and sees me\nAnd she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\nAnd I say, \"I don't know...\"\nSay, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\nShe says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\nI said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\nShe said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\nI said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\nShe said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\nI said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\nBut first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\nAnd she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\nI said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\nShe said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\nI said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\nShe said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\nI hopped up and I said\n\"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\nShe's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\nI'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\nShe's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\nI'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\nShe's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n\nWell, I was gonna say something\nBut my cell phone started to ring\nNow who could be callin' me?\nWell, I checked my caller ID\nIt was just cousin Larry\nCallin' for the third time today\nMy wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\nI said, \"Okay.\"\n\"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\nShe said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n\"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\nAnd then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\nI step a little bit closer\nSay, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\nShe says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\nI don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\nAnd eatin' expensive food\"\nShe's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\nI say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\nAnd Burrito King would make me gassy\nThere's no doubt\"\nShe says, \"Just forget about it\"\nI said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\nThen I get an idea\nI say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\nShe says, \"What?\"\nI say, \"Guess!\"\nShe says \"What?\"\nI say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n\nSo we head out the front door\nOpen the garage door\nThen I open the car doors\nAnd we get in those car doors\nPut my key in the ignition\nAnd then I turn it sideways\nThen we fasten our seat belts\nAs we pull out the driveway\nThen we drive to the drive-thru\nHeading off to the drive-thru\nWe're approaching the drive-thru\nGetting close to the drive-thru\nAlmost there at the drive-thru\nNow we're here at the drive-thru\nHere in line at the drive-thru\nDid I mention the drive-thru?\n\nWell, here we are\nIn the drive-thru line, me and her\nCars in front of us, cars in back of us\nAll just waiting to order\nThere's some idiot in a Volvo\nWith his brights on behind me\nI lean out the window and scream\n\"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\nMy wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\nI said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\nSo I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\nNow a woman on a speaker box\nIs sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\nI said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\nWe'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\nThen my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\nI think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\nI said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\nShe says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\nI put my head in my hands and scream\n\"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\nThe voice on the speaker says\n\"I don't have all day.\"\nI said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\nI wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\nShe's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\nI'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\nPlus we need curly fries\nAnd don't you dare forget it!\nAnd two medium root beers\nNo, just one, we'll split it.\"\nThen I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\nSo read me back my order\nLet's make sure you got it right.\"\nShe says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\nTwo - you want a cheeseburger\nThree - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n\"Stop! Don't go no further!\nI never ordered a large root beer\nI said medium, not large!\"\nThen she says, \"We're havin' a special\nI supersized you at no charge.\"\n\"Oh.\" And that's all\nI could say, was \"Oh.\"\nAnd she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\nThat I really think you should know\nYou can have unlimited refills\nFor just a quarter more.\"\nI say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\nThen she says, \"Wait a minute\nYour voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\nAnd my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\nNow tell me, who's this Paul?\"\nShe says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\nWho goes to school with me\nI sat behind him last year\nAnd I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\nI said, \"I know a guy named Paul\nHe used to be my plumber\nHe was prematurely bald\nAnd he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\nHe also had bladder problems\nAnd a really bad infection on his toe.\"\nAnd she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\nThat's way more than I needed to know!\"\nAnd then we both were quiet\nAnd things got real intense\nThen she says, \"Next window, please\nThat'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\nSo we inched ahead in line\nMovin' painfully slow\nI got a little bored\nSo I turned on the radio\n\nClick, turned it off\nBecause my wife was getting a headache\nSo we both just sat there quietly for her sake\nThen I looked at her\nAnd she looked back at me\nAnd I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\nShe turned away from me\nAnd then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\nBut hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\nThen she said, \"How about now?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, almost\nThere's still a little bit there, but don't worry\nIt's probably just a piece of toast.\"\nNow we're at the pay window\nOr whatever you call it\nPut my hand in my pocket\nI can't believe there's no wallet!\n\nAnd the lady at the window's like\n\"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\nI turn around to my wife, and say\n\"How much have you got on you?\"\nShe just rolls her eyes and says\n\"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\nSo she reaches into her purse\nAnd busts out the American Express\nI hand it to the lady\nAnd she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\nWe don't take credit cards here.\"\nI took back the card and said\n\"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\nAnd that's when I found out\nMy wife was only carryin' three bucks\nI said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\nShe says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\nAnd I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\nNow the lady at the window\nIs lookin' at me kind of strange\nAnd she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\nI said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\nWe won't be long.\"\nSo I looked around inside the glove-box\nAnd checked the mat beneath my feet\nI found a nickel in an ashtray\nAnd a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\nBefore long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\nThe lady counts it up and says\n\"You're still about a dollar short\"\nAnd now my woman's got this weird look\nFrozen on her face\nShe screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\nAnd so I turned around\nTo the cashier again\nI shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\nSo I pick up my change\nPick up my receipt\nAnd I drive to the pickup window\nMan, I just can't wait to eat\nAnd now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\nWearin' a dorky nametag that says\n\"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\nAnd he hands me a paper bag\nI look him in the eyes\nAnd I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\nWell, he looks at me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he looks at me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he looks it me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he says, \"I'm sorry!\nWhat did you want again?\"\nI say \"Ketchup!\"\nAnd he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\nI just spaced out there for a second\nI'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\nAnd then he hands me the ketchup\nAnd now we're finally drivin' away\nAnd the food is drivin' me mad\nWith its intoxicating bouquet\nI'm starvin' to death\nBy the time we pull up at the traffic light\nI say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\nI just gotta have a bite!\"\nSo she reaches in the bag\nAnd pulls out the burger\nAnd she hands me the burger\nAnd I pick up the burger\nAnd then I unwrap the paper\nI bite into those buns\nAnd I just can't believe it\nThey forgot the onion!","syncedLyrics":"[00:21.76] Seven o'clock in the evening\n[00:23.25] Watchin something stupid on TV\n[00:25.76] I'm zoned out on the sofa\n[00:27.62] When my wife comes in the room and sees me\n[00:30.55] And she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\n[00:35.43] And I say, \"I don't know...\"\n[00:36.52] Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n[00:39.74] She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n[00:44.30] I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n[00:48.10] She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n[00:50.31] I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n[00:52.52] She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n[00:54.83] I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n[00:56.69] But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n[01:01.58] And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n[01:05.97] I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n[01:08.15] She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n[01:10.50] I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n[01:12.54] She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n[01:14.85] I hopped up and I said\n[01:16.06] \"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\n[01:18.79] She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n[01:24.38] I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n[01:26.40] She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n[01:28.29] I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n[01:29.86] She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n[01:32.94] Well, I was gonna say something\n[01:34.89] But my cell phone started to ring\n[01:37.19] Now who could be callin' me?\n[01:39.23] Well, I checked my caller ID\n[01:41.30] It was just cousin Larry\n[01:42.86] Callin' for the third time today\n[01:46.09] My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n[01:48.47] I said, \"Okay.\"\n[01:50.49] \"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\n[01:54.74] She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n[01:57.20] \"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\n[01:59.51] And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n[02:03.19] I says, \"No\"\n[02:03.61] She says, \"Yes\"\n[02:04.32] I says, \"No\"\n[02:04.80] She says, \"Yes\"\n[02:05.43] I says, \"No\"\n[02:05.95] She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n[02:08.30] I step a little bit closer\n[02:10.42] Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n[02:12.62] She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n[02:14.75] I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n[02:17.12] I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n[02:19.46] And eatin' expensive food\"\n[02:21.50] She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n[02:23.00] I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n[02:25.85] And Burrito King would make me gassy\n[02:28.48] There's no doubt\"\n[02:30.50] She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n[02:32.25] I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n[02:34.95] Then I get an idea\n[02:37.15] I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n[02:38.75] She says, \"What?\"\n[02:39.34] I say, \"Guess!\"\n[02:39.88] She says \"What?\"\n[02:40.54] I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n[02:43.61] So we head out the front door\n[02:46.17] Open the garage door\n[02:48.22] Then I open the car doors\n[02:50.42] And we get in those car doors\n[02:52.44] Put my key in the ignition\n[02:54.86] And then I turn it sideways\n[02:57.07] Then we fasten our seat belts\n[02:59.29] As we pull out the driveway\n[03:01.58] Then we drive to the drive-thru\n[03:03.72] Heading off to the drive-thru\n[03:06.02] We're approaching the drive-thru\n[03:08.28] Getting close to the drive-thru\n[03:10.38] Almost there at the drive-thru\n[03:12.60] Now we're here at the drive-thru\n[03:14.80] Here in line at the drive-thru\n[03:17.06] Did I mention the drive-thru?\n[03:19.31] \n[03:22.16] \n[03:27.73] Well, here we are\n[03:29.46] In the drive-thru line, me and her\n[03:32.42] Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n[03:34.65] All just waiting to order\n[03:36.55] There's some idiot in a Volvo\n[03:38.88] With his brights on behind me\n[03:41.07] I lean out the window and scream\n[03:42.76] \"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\n[03:45.97] My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n[03:50.46] I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n[03:52.62] So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n[03:54.91] Now a woman on a speaker box\n[03:56.85] Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n[03:58.94] I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n[04:00.98] We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n[04:03.55] Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n[04:08.29] I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n[04:12.62] I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n[04:14.78] She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n[04:17.03] I put my head in my hands and scream\n[04:19.28] \"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\n[04:21.65] The voice on the speaker says\n[04:23.83] \"I don't have all day.\"\n[04:25.97] I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n[04:30.37] I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n[04:34.75] She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n[04:36.66] I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n[04:39.36] Plus we need curly fries\n[04:41.65] And don't you dare forget it!\n[04:43.86] And two medium root beers\n[04:46.02] No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n[04:48.39] Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n[04:52.54] So read me back my order\n[04:54.55] Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n[04:56.44] She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n[04:59.18] Two - you want a cheeseburger\n[05:01.23] Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n[05:04.02] \"Stop! Don't go no further!\n[05:05.74] I never ordered a large root beer\n[05:07.61] I said medium, not large!\"\n[05:10.58] Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n[05:12.57] I supersized you at no charge.\"\n[05:15.22] \"Oh.\" And that's all\n[05:17.23] I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n[05:18.52] And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n[05:21.02] That I really think you should know\n[05:23.30] You can have unlimited refills\n[05:25.51] For just a quarter more.\"\n[05:27.63] I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n[05:32.37] Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n[05:34.55] Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n[05:37.62] And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n[05:40.02] Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n[05:42.08] She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n[05:44.29] Who goes to school with me\n[05:46.60] I sat behind him last year\n[05:47.93] And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n[05:50.96] I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n[05:53.46] He used to be my plumber\n[05:55.49] He was prematurely bald\n[05:57.72] And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n[05:59.98] He also had bladder problems\n[06:01.88] And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n[06:04.26] And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n[06:06.43] That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n[06:08.83] And then we both were quiet\n[06:11.04] And things got real intense\n[06:13.27] Then she says, \"Next window, please\n[06:14.95] That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n[06:17.69] So we inched ahead in line\n[06:19.68] Movin' painfully slow\n[06:21.63] I got a little bored\n[06:23.26] So I turned on the radio\n[06:27.33] \n[06:42.00] Click, turned it off\n[06:43.47] Because my wife was getting a headache\n[06:47.28] So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n[06:51.71] Then I looked at her\n[06:53.97] And she looked back at me\n[06:55.80] And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n[07:00.25] She turned away from me\n[07:01.94] And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n[07:05.05] I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n[07:07.57] But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n[07:09.47] Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n[07:12.24] I said, \"Yeah, almost\n[07:13.87] There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n[07:15.87] It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n[07:17.88] Now we're at the pay window\n[07:20.03] Or whatever you call it\n[07:22.23] Put my hand in my pocket\n[07:24.28] I can't believe there's no wallet!\n[07:28.97] \n[07:33.56] And the lady at the window's like\n[07:35.42] \"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\n[07:39.77] I turn around to my wife, and say\n[07:42.02] \"How much have you got on you?\"\n[07:44.16] She just rolls her eyes and says\n[07:46.20] \"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\n[07:48.97] So she reaches into her purse\n[07:50.73] And busts out the American Express\n[07:53.46] I hand it to the lady\n[07:55.76] And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n[08:00.11] We don't take credit cards here.\"\n[08:02.29] I took back the card and said\n[08:03.93] \"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\n[08:06.82] And that's when I found out\n[08:08.47] My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n[08:11.62] I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n[08:16.03] She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n[08:20.04] And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n[08:24.53] Now the lady at the window\n[08:25.89] Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n[08:29.09] And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n[08:33.59] I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n[08:36.36] We won't be long.\"\n[08:37.86] So I looked around inside the glove-box\n[08:40.04] And checked the mat beneath my feet\n[08:42.24] I found a nickel in an ashtray\n[08:43.84] And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n[08:46.62] Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n[08:51.17] The lady counts it up and says\n[08:53.48] \"You're still about a dollar short\"\n[08:55.60] And now my woman's got this weird look\n[08:57.54] Frozen on her face\n[08:59.50] She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n[09:04.57] And so I turned around\n[09:06.87] To the cashier again\n[09:09.18] I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\n[09:13.27] So I pick up my change\n[09:15.43] Pick up my receipt\n[09:17.40] And I drive to the pickup window\n[09:19.54] Man, I just can't wait to eat\n[09:21.90] And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n[09:26.52] Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n[09:28.53] \"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\n[09:31.15] And he hands me a paper bag\n[09:33.44] I look him in the eyes\n[09:35.71] And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n[09:40.56] Well, he looks at me\n[09:42.88] And I look at him\n[09:45.07] And he looks at me\n[09:47.29] And I look at him\n[09:49.57] And he looks it me\n[09:51.65] And I look at him\n[09:53.69] And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n[09:55.94] What did you want again?\"\n[09:58.22] I say \"Ketchup!\"\n[09:59.62] And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n[10:02.39] I just spaced out there for a second\n[10:04.57] I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n[10:07.24] And then he hands me the ketchup\n[10:09.46] And now we're finally drivin' away\n[10:11.75] And the food is drivin' me mad\n[10:13.64] With its intoxicating bouquet\n[10:16.30] I'm starvin' to death\n[10:17.26] By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n[10:20.52] I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n[10:22.97] I just gotta have a bite!\"\n[10:25.04] So she reaches in the bag\n[10:27.38] And pulls out the burger\n[10:29.61] And she hands me the burger\n[10:31.74] And I pick up the burger\n[10:33.92] And then I unwrap the paper\n[10:36.51] I bite into those buns\n[10:38.76] And I just can't believe it\n[10:41.06] They forgot the onion!\n[10:43.75] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Trapped In The Drive-Thru\n  artist: ″Weird Al″ Yankovic\n  album: The Essential ''Weird Al'' Yankovic\n  duration_ms: 651000\n  instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Seven o'clock in the evening\n  start_ms: 21760\n  end_ms: 23250\n- text: Watchin something stupid on TV\n  start_ms: 23250\n  end_ms: 25760\n- text: I'm zoned out on the sofa\n  start_ms: 25760\n  end_ms: 27620\n- text: When my wife comes in the room and sees me\n  start_ms: 27620\n  end_ms: 30550\n- text: And she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\n  start_ms: 30550\n  end_ms: 35430\n- text: And I say, \"I don't know...\"\n  start_ms: 35430\n  end_ms: 36520\n- text: Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n  start_ms: 36520\n  end_ms: 39740\n- text: She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n  start_ms: 39740\n  end_ms: 44300\n- text: I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n  start_ms: 44300\n  end_ms: 48100\n- text: She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n  start_ms: 48100\n  end_ms: 50310\n- text: I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n  start_ms: 50310\n  end_ms: 52520\n- text: She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n  start_ms: 52520\n  end_ms: 54830\n- text: I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n  start_ms: 54830\n  end_ms: 56690\n- text: But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n  start_ms: 56690\n  end_ms: 61580\n- text: And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n  start_ms: 61580\n  end_ms: 65970\n- text: I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n  start_ms: 65970\n  end_ms: 68150\n- text: She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n  start_ms: 68150\n  end_ms: 70500\n- text: I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n  start_ms: 70500\n  end_ms: 72540\n- text: She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n  start_ms: 72540\n  end_ms: 74850\n- text: I hopped up and I said\n  start_ms: 74850\n  end_ms: 76060\n- text: '\"I don''t know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"'\n  start_ms: 76060\n  end_ms: 78790\n- text: She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n  start_ms: 78790\n  end_ms: 84380\n- text: I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n  start_ms: 84380\n  end_ms: 86400\n- text: She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n  start_ms: 86400\n  end_ms: 88290\n- text: I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n  start_ms: 88290\n  end_ms: 89860\n- text: She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n  start_ms: 89860\n  end_ms: 92940\n- text: Well, I was gonna say something\n  start_ms: 92940\n  end_ms: 94890\n- text: But my cell phone started to ring\n  start_ms: 94890\n  end_ms: 97190\n- text: Now who could be callin' me?\n  start_ms: 97190\n  end_ms: 99230\n- text: Well, I checked my caller ID\n  start_ms: 99230\n  end_ms: 101300\n- text: It was just cousin Larry\n  start_ms: 101300\n  end_ms: 102860\n- text: Callin' for the third time today\n  start_ms: 102860\n  end_ms: 106090\n- text: My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n  start_ms: 106090\n  end_ms: 108470\n- text: I said, \"Okay.\"\n  start_ms: 108470\n  end_ms: 110490\n- text: '\"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"'\n  start_ms: 110490\n  end_ms: 114740\n- text: She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n  start_ms: 114740\n  end_ms: 117200\n- text: '\"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don''t you?\"'\n  start_ms: 117200\n  end_ms: 119510\n- text: And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n  start_ms: 119510\n  end_ms: 123190\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 123190\n  end_ms: 123610\n- text: She says, \"Yes\"\n  start_ms: 123610\n  end_ms: 124320\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 124320\n  end_ms: 124800\n- text: She says, \"Yes\"\n  start_ms: 124800\n  end_ms: 125430\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 125430\n  end_ms: 125950\n- text: She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n  start_ms: 125950\n  end_ms: 128300\n- text: I step a little bit closer\n  start_ms: 128300\n  end_ms: 130420\n- text: Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n  start_ms: 130420\n  end_ms: 132620\n- text: She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n  start_ms: 132620\n  end_ms: 134750\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n  start_ms: 134750\n  end_ms: 137120\n- text: I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n  start_ms: 137120\n  end_ms: 139460\n- text: And eatin' expensive food\"\n  start_ms: 139460\n  end_ms: 141500\n- text: She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n  start_ms: 141500\n  end_ms: 143000\n- text: I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n  start_ms: 143000\n  end_ms: 145850\n- text: And Burrito King would make me gassy\n  start_ms: 145850\n  end_ms: 148480\n- text: There's no doubt\"\n  start_ms: 148480\n  end_ms: 150500\n- text: She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n  start_ms: 150500\n  end_ms: 152250\n- text: I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n  start_ms: 152250\n  end_ms: 154950\n- text: Then I get an idea\n  start_ms: 154950\n  end_ms: 157150\n- text: I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n  start_ms: 157150\n  end_ms: 158750\n- text: She says, \"What?\"\n  start_ms: 158750\n  end_ms: 159340\n- text: I say, \"Guess!\"\n  start_ms: 159340\n  end_ms: 159880\n- text: She says \"What?\"\n  start_ms: 159880\n  end_ms: 160540\n- text: I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n  start_ms: 160540\n  end_ms: 163610\n- text: So we head out the front door\n  start_ms: 163610\n  end_ms: 166170\n- text: Open the garage door\n  start_ms: 166170\n  end_ms: 168220\n- text: Then I open the car doors\n  start_ms: 168220\n  end_ms: 170420\n- text: And we get in those car doors\n  start_ms: 170420\n  end_ms: 172440\n- text: Put my key in the ignition\n  start_ms: 172440\n  end_ms: 174860\n- text: And then I turn it sideways\n  start_ms: 174860\n  end_ms: 177070\n- text: Then we fasten our seat belts\n  start_ms: 177070\n  end_ms: 179290\n- text: As we pull out the driveway\n  start_ms: 179290\n  end_ms: 181580\n- text: Then we drive to the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 181580\n  end_ms: 183720\n- text: Heading off to the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 183720\n  end_ms: 186020\n- text: We're approaching the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 186020\n  end_ms: 188280\n- text: Getting close to the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 188280\n  end_ms: 190380\n- text: Almost there at the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 190380\n  end_ms: 192600\n- text: Now we're here at the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 192600\n  end_ms: 194800\n- text: Here in line at the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 194800\n  end_ms: 197060\n- text: Did I mention the drive-thru?\n  start_ms: 197060\n  end_ms: 199310\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 199310\n  end_ms: 202160\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 202160\n  end_ms: 207730\n- text: Well, here we are\n  start_ms: 207730\n  end_ms: 209460\n- text: In the drive-thru line, me and her\n  start_ms: 209460\n  end_ms: 212420\n- text: Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n  start_ms: 212420\n  end_ms: 214650\n- text: All just waiting to order\n  start_ms: 214650\n  end_ms: 216550\n- text: There's some idiot in a Volvo\n  start_ms: 216550\n  end_ms: 218880\n- text: With his brights on behind me\n  start_ms: 218880\n  end_ms: 221070\n- text: I lean out the window and scream\n  start_ms: 221070\n  end_ms: 222760\n- text: '\"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"'\n  start_ms: 222760\n  end_ms: 225970\n- text: My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n  start_ms: 225970\n  end_ms: 230460\n- text: I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n  start_ms: 230460\n  end_ms: 232620\n- text: So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n  start_ms: 232620\n  end_ms: 234910\n- text: Now a woman on a speaker box\n  start_ms: 234910\n  end_ms: 236850\n- text: Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n  start_ms: 236850\n  end_ms: 238940\n- text: I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n  start_ms: 238940\n  end_ms: 240980\n- text: We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n  start_ms: 240980\n  end_ms: 243550\n- text: Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n  start_ms: 243550\n  end_ms: 248290\n- text: I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n  start_ms: 248290\n  end_ms: 252620\n- text: I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n  start_ms: 252620\n  end_ms: 254780\n- text: She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n  start_ms: 254780\n  end_ms: 257030\n- text: I put my head in my hands and scream\n  start_ms: 257030\n  end_ms: 259280\n- text: '\"I don''t know who you are anymore!\"'\n  start_ms: 259280\n  end_ms: 261650\n- text: The voice on the speaker says\n  start_ms: 261650\n  end_ms: 263830\n- text: '\"I don''t have all day.\"'\n  start_ms: 263830\n  end_ms: 265970\n- text: I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n  start_ms: 265970\n  end_ms: 270370\n- text: I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n  start_ms: 270370\n  end_ms: 274750\n- text: She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n  start_ms: 274750\n  end_ms: 276660\n- text: I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n  start_ms: 276660\n  end_ms: 279360\n- text: Plus we need curly fries\n  start_ms: 279360\n  end_ms: 281650\n- text: And don't you dare forget it!\n  start_ms: 281650\n  end_ms: 283860\n- text: And two medium root beers\n  start_ms: 283860\n  end_ms: 286020\n- text: No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n  start_ms: 286020\n  end_ms: 288390\n- text: Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n  start_ms: 288390\n  end_ms: 292540\n- text: So read me back my order\n  start_ms: 292540\n  end_ms: 294550\n- text: Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n  start_ms: 294550\n  end_ms: 296440\n- text: She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n  start_ms: 296440\n  end_ms: 299180\n- text: Two - you want a cheeseburger\n  start_ms: 299180\n  end_ms: 301230\n- text: Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n  start_ms: 301230\n  end_ms: 304020\n- text: '\"Stop! Don''t go no further!'\n  start_ms: 304020\n  end_ms: 305740\n- text: I never ordered a large root beer\n  start_ms: 305740\n  end_ms: 307610\n- text: I said medium, not large!\"\n  start_ms: 307610\n  end_ms: 310580\n- text: Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n  start_ms: 310580\n  end_ms: 312570\n- text: I supersized you at no charge.\"\n  start_ms: 312570\n  end_ms: 315220\n- text: '\"Oh.\" And that''s all'\n  start_ms: 315220\n  end_ms: 317230\n- text: I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n  start_ms: 317230\n  end_ms: 318520\n- text: And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n  start_ms: 318520\n  end_ms: 321020\n- text: That I really think you should know\n  start_ms: 321020\n  end_ms: 323300\n- text: You can have unlimited refills\n  start_ms: 323300\n  end_ms: 325510\n- text: For just a quarter more.\"\n  start_ms: 325510\n  end_ms: 327630\n- text: I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n  start_ms: 327630\n  end_ms: 332370\n- text: Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n  start_ms: 332370\n  end_ms: 334550\n- text: Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n  start_ms: 334550\n  end_ms: 337620\n- text: And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n  start_ms: 337620\n  end_ms: 340020\n- text: Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n  start_ms: 340020\n  end_ms: 342080\n- text: She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n  start_ms: 342080\n  end_ms: 344290\n- text: Who goes to school with me\n  start_ms: 344290\n  end_ms: 346600\n- text: I sat behind him last year\n  start_ms: 346600\n  end_ms: 347930\n- text: And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n  start_ms: 347930\n  end_ms: 350960\n- text: I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n  start_ms: 350960\n  end_ms: 353460\n- text: He used to be my plumber\n  start_ms: 353460\n  end_ms: 355490\n- text: He was prematurely bald\n  start_ms: 355490\n  end_ms: 357720\n- text: And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n  start_ms: 357720\n  end_ms: 359980\n- text: He also had bladder problems\n  start_ms: 359980\n  end_ms: 361880\n- text: And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n  start_ms: 361880\n  end_ms: 364260\n- text: And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n  start_ms: 364260\n  end_ms: 366430\n- text: That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n  start_ms: 366430\n  end_ms: 368830\n- text: And then we both were quiet\n  start_ms: 368830\n  end_ms: 371040\n- text: And things got real intense\n  start_ms: 371040\n  end_ms: 373270\n- text: Then she says, \"Next window, please\n  start_ms: 373270\n  end_ms: 374950\n- text: That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n  start_ms: 374950\n  end_ms: 377690\n- text: So we inched ahead in line\n  start_ms: 377690\n  end_ms: 379680\n- text: Movin' painfully slow\n  start_ms: 379680\n  end_ms: 381630\n- text: I got a little bored\n  start_ms: 381630\n  end_ms: 383260\n- text: So I turned on the radio\n  start_ms: 383260\n  end_ms: 387330\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 387330\n  end_ms: 402000\n- text: Click, turned it off\n  start_ms: 402000\n  end_ms: 403470\n- text: Because my wife was getting a headache\n  start_ms: 403470\n  end_ms: 407280\n- text: So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n  start_ms: 407280\n  end_ms: 411710\n- text: Then I looked at her\n  start_ms: 411710\n  end_ms: 413970\n- text: And she looked back at me\n  start_ms: 413970\n  end_ms: 415800\n- text: And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n  start_ms: 415800\n  end_ms: 420250\n- text: She turned away from me\n  start_ms: 420250\n  end_ms: 421940\n- text: And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n  start_ms: 421940\n  end_ms: 425050\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n  start_ms: 425050\n  end_ms: 427570\n- text: But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n  start_ms: 427570\n  end_ms: 429470\n- text: Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n  start_ms: 429470\n  end_ms: 432240\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, almost\n  start_ms: 432240\n  end_ms: 433870\n- text: There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n  start_ms: 433870\n  end_ms: 435870\n- text: It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n  start_ms: 435870\n  end_ms: 437880\n- text: Now we're at the pay window\n  start_ms: 437880\n  end_ms: 440030\n- text: Or whatever you call it\n  start_ms: 440030\n  end_ms: 442230\n- text: Put my hand in my pocket\n  start_ms: 442230\n  end_ms: 444280\n- text: I can't believe there's no wallet!\n  start_ms: 444280\n  end_ms: 448970\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 448970\n  end_ms: 453560\n- text: And the lady at the window's like\n  start_ms: 453560\n  end_ms: 455420\n- text: '\"Well, well, well, that''ll be five eighty-two.\"'\n  start_ms: 455420\n  end_ms: 459770\n- text: I turn around to my wife, and say\n  start_ms: 459770\n  end_ms: 462020\n- text: '\"How much have you got on you?\"'\n  start_ms: 462020\n  end_ms: 464160\n- text: She just rolls her eyes and says\n  start_ms: 464160\n  end_ms: 466200\n- text: '\"I''ll pay for this, I guess\"'\n  start_ms: 466200\n  end_ms: 468970\n- text: So she reaches into her purse\n  start_ms: 468970\n  end_ms: 470730\n- text: And busts out the American Express\n  start_ms: 470730\n  end_ms: 473460\n- text: I hand it to the lady\n  start_ms: 473460\n  end_ms: 475760\n- text: And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n  start_ms: 475760\n  end_ms: 480110\n- text: We don't take credit cards here.\"\n  start_ms: 480110\n  end_ms: 482290\n- text: I took back the card and said\n  start_ms: 482290\n  end_ms: 483930\n- text: '\"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"'\n  start_ms: 483930\n  end_ms: 486820\n- text: And that's when I found out\n  start_ms: 486820\n  end_ms: 488470\n- text: My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n  start_ms: 488470\n  end_ms: 491620\n- text: I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n  start_ms: 491620\n  end_ms: 496030\n- text: She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n  start_ms: 496030\n  end_ms: 500040\n- text: And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n  start_ms: 500040\n  end_ms: 504530\n- text: Now the lady at the window\n  start_ms: 504530\n  end_ms: 505890\n- text: Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n  start_ms: 505890\n  end_ms: 509090\n- text: And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n  start_ms: 509090\n  end_ms: 513590\n- text: I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n  start_ms: 513590\n  end_ms: 516360\n- text: We won't be long.\"\n  start_ms: 516360\n  end_ms: 517860\n- text: So I looked around inside the glove-box\n  start_ms: 517860\n  end_ms: 520040\n- text: And checked the mat beneath my feet\n  start_ms: 520040\n  end_ms: 522240\n- text: I found a nickel in an ashtray\n  start_ms: 522240\n  end_ms: 523840\n- text: And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n  start_ms: 523840\n  end_ms: 526620\n- text: Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n  start_ms: 526620\n  end_ms: 531170\n- text: The lady counts it up and says\n  start_ms: 531170\n  end_ms: 533480\n- text: '\"You''re still about a dollar short\"'\n  start_ms: 533480\n  end_ms: 535600\n- text: And now my woman's got this weird look\n  start_ms: 535600\n  end_ms: 537540\n- text: Frozen on her face\n  start_ms: 537540\n  end_ms: 539500\n- text: She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n  start_ms: 539500\n  end_ms: 544570\n- text: And so I turned around\n  start_ms: 544570\n  end_ms: 546870\n- text: To the cashier again\n  start_ms: 546870\n  end_ms: 549180\n- text: 'I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"'\n  start_ms: 549180\n  end_ms: 553270\n- text: So I pick up my change\n  start_ms: 553270\n  end_ms: 555430\n- text: Pick up my receipt\n  start_ms: 555430\n  end_ms: 557400\n- text: And I drive to the pickup window\n  start_ms: 557400\n  end_ms: 559540\n- text: Man, I just can't wait to eat\n  start_ms: 559540\n  end_ms: 561900\n- text: And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n  start_ms: 561900\n  end_ms: 566520\n- text: Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n  start_ms: 566520\n  end_ms: 568530\n- text: '\"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"'\n  start_ms: 568530\n  end_ms: 571150\n- text: And he hands me a paper bag\n  start_ms: 571150\n  end_ms: 573440\n- text: I look him in the eyes\n  start_ms: 573440\n  end_ms: 575710\n- text: And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n  start_ms: 575710\n  end_ms: 580560\n- text: Well, he looks at me\n  start_ms: 580560\n  end_ms: 582880\n- text: And I look at him\n  start_ms: 582880\n  end_ms: 585070\n- text: And he looks at me\n  start_ms: 585070\n  end_ms: 587290\n- text: And I look at him\n  start_ms: 587290\n  end_ms: 589570\n- text: And he looks it me\n  start_ms: 589570\n  end_ms: 591650\n- text: And I look at him\n  start_ms: 591650\n  end_ms: 593690\n- text: And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n  start_ms: 593690\n  end_ms: 595940\n- text: What did you want again?\"\n  start_ms: 595940\n  end_ms: 598220\n- text: I say \"Ketchup!\"\n  start_ms: 598220\n  end_ms: 599620\n- text: And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n  start_ms: 599620\n  end_ms: 602390\n- text: I just spaced out there for a second\n  start_ms: 602390\n  end_ms: 604570\n- text: I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n  start_ms: 604570\n  end_ms: 607240\n- text: And then he hands me the ketchup\n  start_ms: 607240\n  end_ms: 609460\n- text: And now we're finally drivin' away\n  start_ms: 609460\n  end_ms: 611750\n- text: And the food is drivin' me mad\n  start_ms: 611750\n  end_ms: 613640\n- text: With its intoxicating bouquet\n  start_ms: 613640\n  end_ms: 616300\n- text: I'm starvin' to death\n  start_ms: 616300\n  end_ms: 617260\n- text: By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n  start_ms: 617260\n  end_ms: 620520\n- text: I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n  start_ms: 620520\n  end_ms: 622970\n- text: I just gotta have a bite!\"\n  start_ms: 622970\n  end_ms: 625040\n- text: So she reaches in the bag\n  start_ms: 625040\n  end_ms: 627380\n- text: And pulls out the burger\n  start_ms: 627380\n  end_ms: 629610\n- text: And she hands me the burger\n  start_ms: 629610\n  end_ms: 631740\n- text: And I pick up the burger\n  start_ms: 631740\n  end_ms: 633920\n- text: And then I unwrap the paper\n  start_ms: 633920\n  end_ms: 636510\n- text: I bite into those buns\n  start_ms: 636510\n  end_ms: 638760\n- text: And I just can't believe it\n  start_ms: 638760\n  end_ms: 641060\n- text: They forgot the onion!\n  start_ms: 641060\n  end_ms: 643750\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 643750\nplain: |-\n  Seven o'clock in the evening\n  Watchin something stupid on TV\n  I'm zoned out on the sofa\n  When my wife comes in the room and sees me\n  And she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\n  And I say, \"I don't know...\"\n  Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n  She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n  I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n  She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n  I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n  She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n  I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n  But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n  And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n  I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n  She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n  I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n  She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n  I hopped up and I said\n  \"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\n  She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n  I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n  She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n  I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n  She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n\n  Well, I was gonna say something\n  But my cell phone started to ring\n  Now who could be callin' me?\n  Well, I checked my caller ID\n  It was just cousin Larry\n  Callin' for the third time today\n  My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n  I said, \"Okay.\"\n  \"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\n  She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n  \"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\n  And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n  I step a little bit closer\n  Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n  She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n  I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n  And eatin' expensive food\"\n  She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n  I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n  And Burrito King would make me gassy\n  There's no doubt\"\n  She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n  I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n  Then I get an idea\n  I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n  She says, \"What?\"\n  I say, \"Guess!\"\n  She says \"What?\"\n  I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n\n  So we head out the front door\n  Open the garage door\n  Then I open the car doors\n  And we get in those car doors\n  Put my key in the ignition\n  And then I turn it sideways\n  Then we fasten our seat belts\n  As we pull out the driveway\n  Then we drive to the drive-thru\n  Heading off to the drive-thru\n  We're approaching the drive-thru\n  Getting close to the drive-thru\n  Almost there at the drive-thru\n  Now we're here at the drive-thru\n  Here in line at the drive-thru\n  Did I mention the drive-thru?\n\n  Well, here we are\n  In the drive-thru line, me and her\n  Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n  All just waiting to order\n  There's some idiot in a Volvo\n  With his brights on behind me\n  I lean out the window and scream\n  \"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\n  My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n  I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n  So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n  Now a woman on a speaker box\n  Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n  I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n  We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n  Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n  I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n  I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n  She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n  I put my head in my hands and scream\n  \"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\n  The voice on the speaker says\n  \"I don't have all day.\"\n  I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n  I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n  She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n  I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n  Plus we need curly fries\n  And don't you dare forget it!\n  And two medium root beers\n  No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n  Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n  So read me back my order\n  Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n  She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n  Two - you want a cheeseburger\n  Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n  \"Stop! Don't go no further!\n  I never ordered a large root beer\n  I said medium, not large!\"\n  Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n  I supersized you at no charge.\"\n  \"Oh.\" And that's all\n  I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n  And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n  That I really think you should know\n  You can have unlimited refills\n  For just a quarter more.\"\n  I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n  Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n  Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n  And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n  Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n  She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n  Who goes to school with me\n  I sat behind him last year\n  And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n  I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n  He used to be my plumber\n  He was prematurely bald\n  And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n  He also had bladder problems\n  And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n  And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n  That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n  And then we both were quiet\n  And things got real intense\n  Then she says, \"Next window, please\n  That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n  So we inched ahead in line\n  Movin' painfully slow\n  I got a little bored\n  So I turned on the radio\n\n  Click, turned it off\n  Because my wife was getting a headache\n  So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n  Then I looked at her\n  And she looked back at me\n  And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n  She turned away from me\n  And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n  But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n  Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, almost\n  There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n  It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n  Now we're at the pay window\n  Or whatever you call it\n  Put my hand in my pocket\n  I can't believe there's no wallet!\n\n  And the lady at the window's like\n  \"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\n  I turn around to my wife, and say\n  \"How much have you got on you?\"\n  She just rolls her eyes and says\n  \"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\n  So she reaches into her purse\n  And busts out the American Express\n  I hand it to the lady\n  And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n  We don't take credit cards here.\"\n  I took back the card and said\n  \"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\n  And that's when I found out\n  My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n  I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n  She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n  And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n  Now the lady at the window\n  Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n  And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n  I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n  We won't be long.\"\n  So I looked around inside the glove-box\n  And checked the mat beneath my feet\n  I found a nickel in an ashtray\n  And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n  Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n  The lady counts it up and says\n  \"You're still about a dollar short\"\n  And now my woman's got this weird look\n  Frozen on her face\n  She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n  And so I turned around\n  To the cashier again\n  I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\n  So I pick up my change\n  Pick up my receipt\n  And I drive to the pickup window\n  Man, I just can't wait to eat\n  And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n  Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n  \"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\n  And he hands me a paper bag\n  I look him in the eyes\n  And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n  Well, he looks at me\n  And I look at him\n  And he looks at me\n  And I look at him\n  And he looks it me\n  And I look at him\n  And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n  What did you want again?\"\n  I say \"Ketchup!\"\n  And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n  I just spaced out there for a second\n  I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n  And then he hands me the ketchup\n  And now we're finally drivin' away\n  And the food is drivin' me mad\n  With its intoxicating bouquet\n  I'm starvin' to death\n  By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n  I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n  I just gotta have a bite!\"\n  So she reaches in the bag\n  And pulls out the burger\n  And she hands me the burger\n  And I pick up the burger\n  And then I unwrap the paper\n  I bite into those buns\n  And I just can't believe it\n  They forgot the onion!\n"},{"id":19419167,"name":"Trapped in the Drive-Thru","trackName":"Trapped in the Drive-Thru","artistName":"“Weird Al” Yankovic","albumName":"The Essential “Weird Al” Yankovic","duration":654.973333,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Seven o'clock in the evening\nWatchin something stupid on TV\nI'm zoned out on the sofa\nWhen my wife comes in the room and sees me\nAnd she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\nAnd I say, \"I don't know...\"\nSay, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\nShe says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\nI said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\nShe said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\nI said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\nShe said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\nI said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\nBut first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\nAnd she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\nI said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\nShe said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\nI said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\nShe said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\nI hopped up and I said\n\"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\nShe's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\nI'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\nShe's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\nI'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\nShe's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n\nWell, I was gonna say something\nBut my cell phone started to ring\nNow who could be callin' me?\nWell, I checked my caller ID\nIt was just cousin Larry\nCallin' for the third time today\nMy wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\nI said, \"Okay.\"\n\"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\nShe said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n\"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\nAnd then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\nI step a little bit closer\nSay, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\nShe says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\nI don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\nAnd eatin' expensive food\"\nShe's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\nI say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\nAnd Burrito King would make me gassy\nThere's no doubt\"\nShe says, \"Just forget about it\"\nI said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\nThen I get an idea\nI say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\nShe says, \"What?\"\nI say, \"Guess!\"\nShe says \"What?\"\nI say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n\nSo we head out the front door\nOpen the garage door\nThen I open the car doors\nAnd we get in those car doors\nPut my key in the ignition\nAnd then I turn it sideways\nThen we fasten our seat belts\nAs we pull out the driveway\nThen we drive to the drive-thru\nHeading off to the drive-thru\nWe're approaching the drive-thru\nGetting close to the drive-thru\nAlmost there at the drive-thru\nNow we're here at the drive-thru\nHere in line at the drive-thru\nDid I mention the drive-thru?\n\nWell, here we are\nIn the drive-thru line, me and her\nCars in front of us, cars in back of us\nAll just waiting to order\nThere's some idiot in a Volvo\nWith his brights on behind me\nI lean out the window and scream\n\"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\nMy wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\nI said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\nSo I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\nNow a woman on a speaker box\nIs sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\nI said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\nWe'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\nThen my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\nI think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\nI said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\nShe says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\nI put my head in my hands and scream\n\"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\nThe voice on the speaker says\n\"I don't have all day.\"\nI said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\nI wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\nShe's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\nI'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\nPlus we need curly fries\nAnd don't you dare forget it!\nAnd two medium root beers\nNo, just one, we'll split it.\"\nThen I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\nSo read me back my order\nLet's make sure you got it right.\"\nShe says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\nTwo - you want a cheeseburger\nThree - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n\"Stop! Don't go no further!\nI never ordered a large root beer\nI said medium, not large!\"\nThen she says, \"We're havin' a special\nI supersized you at no charge.\"\n\"Oh.\" And that's all\nI could say, was \"Oh.\"\nAnd she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\nThat I really think you should know\nYou can have unlimited refills\nFor just a quarter more.\"\nI say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\nThen she says, \"Wait a minute\nYour voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\nAnd my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\nNow tell me, who's this Paul?\"\nShe says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\nWho goes to school with me\nI sat behind him last year\nAnd I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\nI said, \"I know a guy named Paul\nHe used to be my plumber\nHe was prematurely bald\nAnd he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\nHe also had bladder problems\nAnd a really bad infection on his toe.\"\nAnd she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\nThat's way more than I needed to know!\"\nAnd then we both were quiet\nAnd things got real intense\nThen she says, \"Next window, please\nThat'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\nSo we inched ahead in line\nMovin' painfully slow\nI got a little bored\nSo I turned on the radio\n\nClick, turned it off\nBecause my wife was getting a headache\nSo we both just sat there quietly for her sake\nThen I looked at her\nAnd she looked back at me\nAnd I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\nShe turned away from me\nAnd then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\nBut hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\nThen she said, \"How about now?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, almost\nThere's still a little bit there, but don't worry\nIt's probably just a piece of toast.\"\nNow we're at the pay window\nOr whatever you call it\nPut my hand in my pocket\nI can't believe there's no wallet!\n\nAnd the lady at the window's like\n\"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\nI turn around to my wife, and say\n\"How much have you got on you?\"\nShe just rolls her eyes and says\n\"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\nSo she reaches into her purse\nAnd busts out the American Express\nI hand it to the lady\nAnd she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\nWe don't take credit cards here.\"\nI took back the card and said\n\"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\nAnd that's when I found out\nMy wife was only carryin' three bucks\nI said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\nShe says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\nAnd I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\nNow the lady at the window\nIs lookin' at me kind of strange\nAnd she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\nI said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\nWe won't be long.\"\nSo I looked around inside the glove-box\nAnd checked the mat beneath my feet\nI found a nickel in an ashtray\nAnd a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\nBefore long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\nThe lady counts it up and says\n\"You're still about a dollar short\"\nAnd now my woman's got this weird look\nFrozen on her face\nShe screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\nAnd so I turned around\nTo the cashier again\nI shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\nSo I pick up my change\nPick up my receipt\nAnd I drive to the pickup window\nMan, I just can't wait to eat\nAnd now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\nWearin' a dorky nametag that says\n\"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\nAnd he hands me a paper bag\nI look him in the eyes\nAnd I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\nWell, he looks at me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he looks at me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he looks it me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he says, \"I'm sorry!\nWhat did you want again?\"\nI say \"Ketchup!\"\nAnd he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\nI just spaced out there for a second\nI'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\nAnd then he hands me the ketchup\nAnd now we're finally drivin' away\nAnd the food is drivin' me mad\nWith its intoxicating bouquet\nI'm starvin' to death\nBy the time we pull up at the traffic light\nI say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\nI just gotta have a bite!\"\nSo she reaches in the bag\nAnd pulls out the burger\nAnd she hands me the burger\nAnd I pick up the burger\nAnd then I unwrap the paper\nI bite into those buns\nAnd I just can't believe it\nThey forgot the onion!","syncedLyrics":"[00:21.50] Seven o'clock in the evening\n[00:22.83] Watchin something stupid on TV\n[00:25.35] I'm zoned out on the sofa\n[00:27.29] When my wife comes in the room and sees me\n[00:30.16] And she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\n[00:34.63] And I say, \"I don't know...\"\n[00:36.13] Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n[00:39.39] She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n[00:43.76] I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n[00:47.76] She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n[00:50.08] I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n[00:52.22] She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n[00:54.42] I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n[00:56.72] But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n[01:01.15] And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n[01:05.26] I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n[01:07.83] She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n[01:09.83] I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n[01:12.14] She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n[01:14.42] I hopped up and I said\n[01:15.77] \"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\n[01:18.33] She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n[01:23.33] I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n[01:26.03] She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n[01:27.89] I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n[01:29.45] She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n[01:32.19] Well, I was gonna say something\n[01:34.55] But my cell phone started to ring\n[01:36.70] Now who could be callin' me?\n[01:38.78] Well, I checked my caller ID\n[01:40.89] It was just cousin Larry\n[01:42.49] Callin' for the third time today\n[01:45.50] My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n[01:47.63] I said, \"Okay.\"\n[01:49.97] \"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\n[01:53.86] She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n[01:56.76] \"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\n[01:59.02] And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n[02:02.64] I says, \"No\"\n[02:03.32] She says, \"Yes\"\n[02:04.07] I says, \"No\"\n[02:04.61] She says, \"Yes\"\n[02:05.25] I says, \"No\"\n[02:05.59] She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n[02:07.93] I step a little bit closer\n[02:10.10] Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n[02:12.35] She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n[02:14.36] I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n[02:16.61] I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n[02:18.89] And eatin' expensive food\"\n[02:21.18] She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n[02:22.60] I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n[02:25.21] And Burrito King would make me gassy\n[02:28.01] There's no doubt\"\n[02:29.82] She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n[02:31.79] I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n[02:34.36] Then I get an idea\n[02:36.73] I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n[02:38.34] She says, \"What?\"\n[02:38.85] I say, \"Guess!\"\n[02:39.41] She says \"What?\"\n[02:40.21] I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n[02:43.35] So we head out the front door\n[02:45.50] Open the garage door\n[02:47.84] Then I open the car doors\n[02:49.93] And we get in those car doors\n[02:52.08] Put my key in the ignition\n[02:54.42] And then I turn it sideways\n[02:56.64] Then we fasten our seat belts\n[02:58.83] As we pull out the driveway\n[03:01.13] Then we drive to the drive-thru\n[03:03.31] Heading off to the drive-thru\n[03:05.45] We're approaching the drive-thru\n[03:07.78] Getting close to the drive-thru\n[03:10.01] Almost there at the drive-thru\n[03:12.18] Now we're here at the drive-thru\n[03:14.38] Here in line at the drive-thru\n[03:16.66] Did I mention the drive-thru?\n[03:19.31] \n[03:27.35] Well, here we are\n[03:29.10] In the drive-thru line, me and her\n[03:32.25] Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n[03:34.22] All just waiting to order\n[03:36.10] There's some idiot in a Volvo\n[03:38.46] With his brights on behind me\n[03:40.53] I lean out the window and scream\n[03:42.22] \"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\n[03:45.55] My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n[03:50.08] I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n[03:52.45] So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n[03:54.28] Now a woman on a speaker box\n[03:56.35] Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n[03:58.54] I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n[04:00.59] We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n[04:02.99] Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n[04:07.76] I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n[04:11.84] I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n[04:14.21] She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n[04:16.63] I put my head in my hands and scream\n[04:18.86] \"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\n[04:21.06] The voice on the speaker says\n[04:23.06] \"I don't have all day.\"\n[04:25.20] I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n[04:29.76] I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n[04:34.21] She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n[04:36.19] I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n[04:38.56] Plus we need curly fries\n[04:41.18] And don't you dare forget it!\n[04:43.27] And two medium root beers\n[04:45.52] No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n[04:47.42] Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n[04:52.17] So read me back my order\n[04:54.16] Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n[04:56.05] She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n[04:58.56] Two - you want a cheeseburger\n[05:00.71] Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n[05:03.36] \"Stop! Don't go no further!\n[05:05.98] I never ordered a large root beer\n[05:07.47] I said medium, not large!\"\n[05:09.95] Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n[05:11.84] I supersized you at no charge.\"\n[05:14.14] \"Oh.\" And that's all\n[05:16.61] I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n[05:18.29] And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n[05:20.55] That I really think you should know\n[05:23.09] You can have unlimited refills\n[05:25.04] For just a quarter more.\"\n[05:27.18] I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n[05:31.81] Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n[05:33.76] Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n[05:36.86] And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n[05:39.56] Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n[05:41.52] She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n[05:43.55] Who goes to school with me\n[05:46.13] I sat behind him last year\n[05:47.53] And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n[05:50.45] I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n[05:52.81] He used to be my plumber\n[05:55.00] He was prematurely bald\n[05:57.32] And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n[05:59.33] He also had bladder problems\n[06:01.24] And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n[06:03.69] And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n[06:05.99] That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n[06:08.37] And then we both were quiet\n[06:10.75] And things got real intense\n[06:12.70] Then she says, \"Next window, please\n[06:14.44] That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n[06:17.14] So we inched ahead in line\n[06:19.46] Movin' painfully slow\n[06:21.29] I got a little bored\n[06:23.09] So I turned on the radio\n[06:25.52] \n[06:41.80] Click, turned it off\n[06:43.19] Because my wife was getting a headache\n[06:46.66] So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n[06:51.25] Then I looked at her\n[06:53.70] And she looked back at me\n[06:55.39] And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n[06:59.84] She turned away from me\n[07:01.60] And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n[07:04.17] I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n[07:07.20] But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n[07:09.27] Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n[07:11.99] I said, \"Yeah, almost\n[07:13.54] There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n[07:15.51] It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n[07:17.62] Now we're at the pay window\n[07:19.70] Or whatever you call it\n[07:21.91] Put my hand in my pocket\n[07:24.03] I can't believe there's no wallet!\n[07:33.61] And the lady at the window's like\n[07:35.53] \"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\n[07:39.76] I turn around to my wife, and say\n[07:41.70] \"How much have you got on you?\"\n[07:43.92] She just rolls her eyes and says\n[07:46.13] \"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\n[07:48.75] So she reaches into her purse\n[07:50.43] And busts out the American Express\n[07:53.37] I hand it to the lady\n[07:55.41] And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n[07:59.10] We don't take credit cards here.\"\n[08:02.06] I took back the card and said\n[08:03.89] \"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\n[08:06.40] And that's when I found out\n[08:08.36] My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n[08:11.25] I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n[08:15.94] She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n[08:20.04] And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n[08:24.35] Now the lady at the window\n[08:25.69] Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n[08:28.64] And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n[08:33.22] I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n[08:36.18] We won't be long.\"\n[08:37.62] So I looked around inside the glove-box\n[08:39.92] And checked the mat beneath my feet\n[08:42.15] I found a nickel in an ashtray\n[08:43.57] And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n[08:46.47] Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n[08:50.10] The lady counts it up and says\n[08:53.18] \"You're still about a dollar short\"\n[08:55.43] And now my woman's got this weird look\n[08:57.33] Frozen on her face\n[08:59.38] She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n[09:04.28] And so I turned around\n[09:06.50] To the cashier again\n[09:08.80] I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\n[09:12.97] So I pick up my change\n[09:15.04] Pick up my receipt\n[09:17.17] And I drive to the pickup window\n[09:19.43] Man, I just can't wait to eat\n[09:21.75] And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n[09:26.35] Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n[09:28.39] \"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\n[09:30.87] And he hands me a paper bag\n[09:33.27] I look him in the eyes\n[09:35.48] And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n[09:39.96] Well, he looks at me\n[09:42.73] And I look at him\n[09:44.92] And he looks at me\n[09:47.16] And I look at him\n[09:49.35] And he looks it me\n[09:51.59] And I look at him\n[09:53.75] And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n[09:55.59] What did you want again?\"\n[09:57.93] I say \"Ketchup!\"\n[09:59.68] And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n[10:02.04] I just spaced out there for a second\n[10:04.38] I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n[10:06.86] And then he hands me the ketchup\n[10:09.44] And now we're finally drivin' away\n[10:12.18] And the food is drivin' me mad\n[10:13.67] With its intoxicating bouquet\n[10:16.16] I'm starvin' to death\n[10:17.26] By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n[10:20.37] I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n[10:22.75] I just gotta have a bite!\"\n[10:24.96] So she reaches in the bag\n[10:27.23] And pulls out the burger\n[10:29.39] And she hands me the burger\n[10:31.34] And I pick up the burger\n[10:33.75] And then I unwrap the paper\n[10:36.34] I bite into those buns\n[10:38.59] And I just can't believe it\n[10:40.74] They forgot the onion!\n[10:44.52] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Trapped in the Drive-Thru\n  artist: “Weird Al” Yankovic\n  album: The Essential “Weird Al” Yankovic\n  duration_ms: 654973\n  instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Seven o'clock in the evening\n  start_ms: 21500\n  end_ms: 22830\n- text: Watchin something stupid on TV\n  start_ms: 22830\n  end_ms: 25350\n- text: I'm zoned out on the sofa\n  start_ms: 25350\n  end_ms: 27290\n- text: When my wife comes in the room and sees me\n  start_ms: 27290\n  end_ms: 30160\n- text: And she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\n  start_ms: 30160\n  end_ms: 34630\n- text: And I say, \"I don't know...\"\n  start_ms: 34630\n  end_ms: 36130\n- text: Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n  start_ms: 36130\n  end_ms: 39390\n- text: She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n  start_ms: 39390\n  end_ms: 43760\n- text: I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n  start_ms: 43760\n  end_ms: 47760\n- text: She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n  start_ms: 47760\n  end_ms: 50080\n- text: I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n  start_ms: 50080\n  end_ms: 52220\n- text: She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n  start_ms: 52220\n  end_ms: 54420\n- text: I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n  start_ms: 54420\n  end_ms: 56720\n- text: But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n  start_ms: 56720\n  end_ms: 61150\n- text: And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n  start_ms: 61150\n  end_ms: 65260\n- text: I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n  start_ms: 65260\n  end_ms: 67830\n- text: She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n  start_ms: 67830\n  end_ms: 69830\n- text: I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n  start_ms: 69830\n  end_ms: 72140\n- text: She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n  start_ms: 72140\n  end_ms: 74420\n- text: I hopped up and I said\n  start_ms: 74420\n  end_ms: 75770\n- text: '\"I don''t know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"'\n  start_ms: 75770\n  end_ms: 78330\n- text: She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n  start_ms: 78330\n  end_ms: 83330\n- text: I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n  start_ms: 83330\n  end_ms: 86030\n- text: She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n  start_ms: 86030\n  end_ms: 87890\n- text: I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n  start_ms: 87890\n  end_ms: 89450\n- text: She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n  start_ms: 89450\n  end_ms: 92190\n- text: Well, I was gonna say something\n  start_ms: 92190\n  end_ms: 94550\n- text: But my cell phone started to ring\n  start_ms: 94550\n  end_ms: 96700\n- text: Now who could be callin' me?\n  start_ms: 96700\n  end_ms: 98780\n- text: Well, I checked my caller ID\n  start_ms: 98780\n  end_ms: 100890\n- text: It was just cousin Larry\n  start_ms: 100890\n  end_ms: 102490\n- text: Callin' for the third time today\n  start_ms: 102490\n  end_ms: 105500\n- text: My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n  start_ms: 105500\n  end_ms: 107630\n- text: I said, \"Okay.\"\n  start_ms: 107630\n  end_ms: 109970\n- text: '\"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"'\n  start_ms: 109970\n  end_ms: 113860\n- text: She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n  start_ms: 113860\n  end_ms: 116760\n- text: '\"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don''t you?\"'\n  start_ms: 116760\n  end_ms: 119020\n- text: And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n  start_ms: 119020\n  end_ms: 122640\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 122640\n  end_ms: 123320\n- text: She says, \"Yes\"\n  start_ms: 123320\n  end_ms: 124070\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 124070\n  end_ms: 124610\n- text: She says, \"Yes\"\n  start_ms: 124610\n  end_ms: 125250\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 125250\n  end_ms: 125590\n- text: She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n  start_ms: 125590\n  end_ms: 127930\n- text: I step a little bit closer\n  start_ms: 127930\n  end_ms: 130100\n- text: Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n  start_ms: 130100\n  end_ms: 132350\n- text: She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n  start_ms: 132350\n  end_ms: 134360\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n  start_ms: 134360\n  end_ms: 136610\n- text: I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n  start_ms: 136610\n  end_ms: 138890\n- text: And eatin' expensive food\"\n  start_ms: 138890\n  end_ms: 141180\n- text: She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n  start_ms: 141180\n  end_ms: 142600\n- text: I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n  start_ms: 142600\n  end_ms: 145210\n- text: And Burrito King would make me gassy\n  start_ms: 145210\n  end_ms: 148010\n- text: There's no doubt\"\n  start_ms: 148010\n  end_ms: 149820\n- text: She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n  start_ms: 149820\n  end_ms: 151790\n- text: I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n  start_ms: 151790\n  end_ms: 154360\n- text: Then I get an idea\n  start_ms: 154360\n  end_ms: 156730\n- text: I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n  start_ms: 156730\n  end_ms: 158340\n- text: She says, \"What?\"\n  start_ms: 158340\n  end_ms: 158850\n- text: I say, \"Guess!\"\n  start_ms: 158850\n  end_ms: 159410\n- text: She says \"What?\"\n  start_ms: 159410\n  end_ms: 160210\n- text: I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n  start_ms: 160210\n  end_ms: 163350\n- text: So we head out the front door\n  start_ms: 163350\n  end_ms: 165500\n- text: Open the garage door\n  start_ms: 165500\n  end_ms: 167840\n- text: Then I open the car doors\n  start_ms: 167840\n  end_ms: 169930\n- text: And we get in those car doors\n  start_ms: 169930\n  end_ms: 172080\n- text: Put my key in the ignition\n  start_ms: 172080\n  end_ms: 174420\n- text: And then I turn it sideways\n  start_ms: 174420\n  end_ms: 176640\n- text: Then we fasten our seat belts\n  start_ms: 176640\n  end_ms: 178830\n- text: As we pull out the driveway\n  start_ms: 178830\n  end_ms: 181130\n- text: Then we drive to the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 181130\n  end_ms: 183310\n- text: Heading off to the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 183310\n  end_ms: 185450\n- text: We're approaching the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 185450\n  end_ms: 187780\n- text: Getting close to the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 187780\n  end_ms: 190010\n- text: Almost there at the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 190010\n  end_ms: 192180\n- text: Now we're here at the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 192180\n  end_ms: 194380\n- text: Here in line at the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 194380\n  end_ms: 196660\n- text: Did I mention the drive-thru?\n  start_ms: 196660\n  end_ms: 199310\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 199310\n  end_ms: 207350\n- text: Well, here we are\n  start_ms: 207350\n  end_ms: 209100\n- text: In the drive-thru line, me and her\n  start_ms: 209100\n  end_ms: 212250\n- text: Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n  start_ms: 212250\n  end_ms: 214220\n- text: All just waiting to order\n  start_ms: 214220\n  end_ms: 216100\n- text: There's some idiot in a Volvo\n  start_ms: 216100\n  end_ms: 218460\n- text: With his brights on behind me\n  start_ms: 218460\n  end_ms: 220530\n- text: I lean out the window and scream\n  start_ms: 220530\n  end_ms: 222220\n- text: '\"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"'\n  start_ms: 222220\n  end_ms: 225550\n- text: My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n  start_ms: 225550\n  end_ms: 230080\n- text: I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n  start_ms: 230080\n  end_ms: 232450\n- text: So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n  start_ms: 232450\n  end_ms: 234280\n- text: Now a woman on a speaker box\n  start_ms: 234280\n  end_ms: 236350\n- text: Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n  start_ms: 236350\n  end_ms: 238540\n- text: I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n  start_ms: 238540\n  end_ms: 240590\n- text: We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n  start_ms: 240590\n  end_ms: 242990\n- text: Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n  start_ms: 242990\n  end_ms: 247760\n- text: I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n  start_ms: 247760\n  end_ms: 251840\n- text: I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n  start_ms: 251840\n  end_ms: 254210\n- text: She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n  start_ms: 254210\n  end_ms: 256630\n- text: I put my head in my hands and scream\n  start_ms: 256630\n  end_ms: 258860\n- text: '\"I don''t know who you are anymore!\"'\n  start_ms: 258860\n  end_ms: 261060\n- text: The voice on the speaker says\n  start_ms: 261060\n  end_ms: 263060\n- text: '\"I don''t have all day.\"'\n  start_ms: 263060\n  end_ms: 265200\n- text: I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n  start_ms: 265200\n  end_ms: 269760\n- text: I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n  start_ms: 269760\n  end_ms: 274210\n- text: She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n  start_ms: 274210\n  end_ms: 276190\n- text: I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n  start_ms: 276190\n  end_ms: 278560\n- text: Plus we need curly fries\n  start_ms: 278560\n  end_ms: 281180\n- text: And don't you dare forget it!\n  start_ms: 281180\n  end_ms: 283270\n- text: And two medium root beers\n  start_ms: 283270\n  end_ms: 285520\n- text: No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n  start_ms: 285520\n  end_ms: 287420\n- text: Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n  start_ms: 287420\n  end_ms: 292170\n- text: So read me back my order\n  start_ms: 292170\n  end_ms: 294160\n- text: Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n  start_ms: 294160\n  end_ms: 296050\n- text: She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n  start_ms: 296050\n  end_ms: 298560\n- text: Two - you want a cheeseburger\n  start_ms: 298560\n  end_ms: 300710\n- text: Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n  start_ms: 300710\n  end_ms: 303360\n- text: '\"Stop! Don''t go no further!'\n  start_ms: 303360\n  end_ms: 305980\n- text: I never ordered a large root beer\n  start_ms: 305980\n  end_ms: 307470\n- text: I said medium, not large!\"\n  start_ms: 307470\n  end_ms: 309950\n- text: Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n  start_ms: 309950\n  end_ms: 311840\n- text: I supersized you at no charge.\"\n  start_ms: 311840\n  end_ms: 314140\n- text: '\"Oh.\" And that''s all'\n  start_ms: 314140\n  end_ms: 316610\n- text: I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n  start_ms: 316610\n  end_ms: 318290\n- text: And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n  start_ms: 318290\n  end_ms: 320550\n- text: That I really think you should know\n  start_ms: 320550\n  end_ms: 323090\n- text: You can have unlimited refills\n  start_ms: 323090\n  end_ms: 325040\n- text: For just a quarter more.\"\n  start_ms: 325040\n  end_ms: 327180\n- text: I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n  start_ms: 327180\n  end_ms: 331810\n- text: Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n  start_ms: 331810\n  end_ms: 333760\n- text: Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n  start_ms: 333760\n  end_ms: 336860\n- text: And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n  start_ms: 336860\n  end_ms: 339560\n- text: Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n  start_ms: 339560\n  end_ms: 341520\n- text: She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n  start_ms: 341520\n  end_ms: 343550\n- text: Who goes to school with me\n  start_ms: 343550\n  end_ms: 346130\n- text: I sat behind him last year\n  start_ms: 346130\n  end_ms: 347530\n- text: And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n  start_ms: 347530\n  end_ms: 350450\n- text: I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n  start_ms: 350450\n  end_ms: 352810\n- text: He used to be my plumber\n  start_ms: 352810\n  end_ms: 355000\n- text: He was prematurely bald\n  start_ms: 355000\n  end_ms: 357320\n- text: And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n  start_ms: 357320\n  end_ms: 359330\n- text: He also had bladder problems\n  start_ms: 359330\n  end_ms: 361240\n- text: And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n  start_ms: 361240\n  end_ms: 363690\n- text: And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n  start_ms: 363690\n  end_ms: 365990\n- text: That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n  start_ms: 365990\n  end_ms: 368370\n- text: And then we both were quiet\n  start_ms: 368370\n  end_ms: 370750\n- text: And things got real intense\n  start_ms: 370750\n  end_ms: 372700\n- text: Then she says, \"Next window, please\n  start_ms: 372700\n  end_ms: 374440\n- text: That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n  start_ms: 374440\n  end_ms: 377140\n- text: So we inched ahead in line\n  start_ms: 377140\n  end_ms: 379460\n- text: Movin' painfully slow\n  start_ms: 379460\n  end_ms: 381290\n- text: I got a little bored\n  start_ms: 381290\n  end_ms: 383090\n- text: So I turned on the radio\n  start_ms: 383090\n  end_ms: 385520\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 385520\n  end_ms: 401800\n- text: Click, turned it off\n  start_ms: 401800\n  end_ms: 403190\n- text: Because my wife was getting a headache\n  start_ms: 403190\n  end_ms: 406660\n- text: So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n  start_ms: 406660\n  end_ms: 411250\n- text: Then I looked at her\n  start_ms: 411250\n  end_ms: 413700\n- text: And she looked back at me\n  start_ms: 413700\n  end_ms: 415390\n- text: And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n  start_ms: 415390\n  end_ms: 419840\n- text: She turned away from me\n  start_ms: 419840\n  end_ms: 421600\n- text: And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n  start_ms: 421600\n  end_ms: 424170\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n  start_ms: 424170\n  end_ms: 427200\n- text: But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n  start_ms: 427200\n  end_ms: 429270\n- text: Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n  start_ms: 429270\n  end_ms: 431990\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, almost\n  start_ms: 431990\n  end_ms: 433540\n- text: There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n  start_ms: 433540\n  end_ms: 435510\n- text: It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n  start_ms: 435510\n  end_ms: 437620\n- text: Now we're at the pay window\n  start_ms: 437620\n  end_ms: 439700\n- text: Or whatever you call it\n  start_ms: 439700\n  end_ms: 441910\n- text: Put my hand in my pocket\n  start_ms: 441910\n  end_ms: 444030\n- text: I can't believe there's no wallet!\n  start_ms: 444030\n  end_ms: 453610\n- text: And the lady at the window's like\n  start_ms: 453610\n  end_ms: 455530\n- text: '\"Well, well, well, that''ll be five eighty-two.\"'\n  start_ms: 455530\n  end_ms: 459760\n- text: I turn around to my wife, and say\n  start_ms: 459760\n  end_ms: 461700\n- text: '\"How much have you got on you?\"'\n  start_ms: 461700\n  end_ms: 463920\n- text: She just rolls her eyes and says\n  start_ms: 463920\n  end_ms: 466130\n- text: '\"I''ll pay for this, I guess\"'\n  start_ms: 466130\n  end_ms: 468750\n- text: So she reaches into her purse\n  start_ms: 468750\n  end_ms: 470430\n- text: And busts out the American Express\n  start_ms: 470430\n  end_ms: 473370\n- text: I hand it to the lady\n  start_ms: 473370\n  end_ms: 475410\n- text: And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n  start_ms: 475410\n  end_ms: 479100\n- text: We don't take credit cards here.\"\n  start_ms: 479100\n  end_ms: 482060\n- text: I took back the card and said\n  start_ms: 482060\n  end_ms: 483890\n- text: '\"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"'\n  start_ms: 483890\n  end_ms: 486400\n- text: And that's when I found out\n  start_ms: 486400\n  end_ms: 488360\n- text: My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n  start_ms: 488360\n  end_ms: 491250\n- text: I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n  start_ms: 491250\n  end_ms: 495940\n- text: She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n  start_ms: 495940\n  end_ms: 500040\n- text: And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n  start_ms: 500040\n  end_ms: 504350\n- text: Now the lady at the window\n  start_ms: 504350\n  end_ms: 505690\n- text: Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n  start_ms: 505690\n  end_ms: 508640\n- text: And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n  start_ms: 508640\n  end_ms: 513220\n- text: I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n  start_ms: 513220\n  end_ms: 516180\n- text: We won't be long.\"\n  start_ms: 516180\n  end_ms: 517620\n- text: So I looked around inside the glove-box\n  start_ms: 517620\n  end_ms: 519920\n- text: And checked the mat beneath my feet\n  start_ms: 519920\n  end_ms: 522150\n- text: I found a nickel in an ashtray\n  start_ms: 522150\n  end_ms: 523570\n- text: And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n  start_ms: 523570\n  end_ms: 526470\n- text: Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n  start_ms: 526470\n  end_ms: 530100\n- text: The lady counts it up and says\n  start_ms: 530100\n  end_ms: 533180\n- text: '\"You''re still about a dollar short\"'\n  start_ms: 533180\n  end_ms: 535430\n- text: And now my woman's got this weird look\n  start_ms: 535430\n  end_ms: 537330\n- text: Frozen on her face\n  start_ms: 537330\n  end_ms: 539380\n- text: She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n  start_ms: 539380\n  end_ms: 544280\n- text: And so I turned around\n  start_ms: 544280\n  end_ms: 546500\n- text: To the cashier again\n  start_ms: 546500\n  end_ms: 548800\n- text: 'I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"'\n  start_ms: 548800\n  end_ms: 552970\n- text: So I pick up my change\n  start_ms: 552970\n  end_ms: 555040\n- text: Pick up my receipt\n  start_ms: 555040\n  end_ms: 557170\n- text: And I drive to the pickup window\n  start_ms: 557170\n  end_ms: 559430\n- text: Man, I just can't wait to eat\n  start_ms: 559430\n  end_ms: 561750\n- text: And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n  start_ms: 561750\n  end_ms: 566350\n- text: Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n  start_ms: 566350\n  end_ms: 568390\n- text: '\"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"'\n  start_ms: 568390\n  end_ms: 570870\n- text: And he hands me a paper bag\n  start_ms: 570870\n  end_ms: 573270\n- text: I look him in the eyes\n  start_ms: 573270\n  end_ms: 575480\n- text: And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n  start_ms: 575480\n  end_ms: 579960\n- text: Well, he looks at me\n  start_ms: 579960\n  end_ms: 582730\n- text: And I look at him\n  start_ms: 582730\n  end_ms: 584920\n- text: And he looks at me\n  start_ms: 584920\n  end_ms: 587160\n- text: And I look at him\n  start_ms: 587160\n  end_ms: 589350\n- text: And he looks it me\n  start_ms: 589350\n  end_ms: 591590\n- text: And I look at him\n  start_ms: 591590\n  end_ms: 593750\n- text: And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n  start_ms: 593750\n  end_ms: 595590\n- text: What did you want again?\"\n  start_ms: 595590\n  end_ms: 597930\n- text: I say \"Ketchup!\"\n  start_ms: 597930\n  end_ms: 599680\n- text: And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n  start_ms: 599680\n  end_ms: 602040\n- text: I just spaced out there for a second\n  start_ms: 602040\n  end_ms: 604380\n- text: I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n  start_ms: 604380\n  end_ms: 606860\n- text: And then he hands me the ketchup\n  start_ms: 606860\n  end_ms: 609440\n- text: And now we're finally drivin' away\n  start_ms: 609440\n  end_ms: 612180\n- text: And the food is drivin' me mad\n  start_ms: 612180\n  end_ms: 613670\n- text: With its intoxicating bouquet\n  start_ms: 613670\n  end_ms: 616160\n- text: I'm starvin' to death\n  start_ms: 616160\n  end_ms: 617260\n- text: By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n  start_ms: 617260\n  end_ms: 620370\n- text: I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n  start_ms: 620370\n  end_ms: 622750\n- text: I just gotta have a bite!\"\n  start_ms: 622750\n  end_ms: 624960\n- text: So she reaches in the bag\n  start_ms: 624960\n  end_ms: 627230\n- text: And pulls out the burger\n  start_ms: 627230\n  end_ms: 629390\n- text: And she hands me the burger\n  start_ms: 629390\n  end_ms: 631340\n- text: And I pick up the burger\n  start_ms: 631340\n  end_ms: 633750\n- text: And then I unwrap the paper\n  start_ms: 633750\n  end_ms: 636340\n- text: I bite into those buns\n  start_ms: 636340\n  end_ms: 638590\n- text: And I just can't believe it\n  start_ms: 638590\n  end_ms: 640740\n- text: They forgot the onion!\n  start_ms: 640740\n  end_ms: 644520\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 644520\nplain: |-\n  Seven o'clock in the evening\n  Watchin something stupid on TV\n  I'm zoned out on the sofa\n  When my wife comes in the room and sees me\n  And she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\n  And I say, \"I don't know...\"\n  Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n  She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n  I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n  She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n  I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n  She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n  I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n  But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n  And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n  I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n  She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n  I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n  She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n  I hopped up and I said\n  \"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\n  She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n  I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n  She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n  I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n  She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n\n  Well, I was gonna say something\n  But my cell phone started to ring\n  Now who could be callin' me?\n  Well, I checked my caller ID\n  It was just cousin Larry\n  Callin' for the third time today\n  My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n  I said, \"Okay.\"\n  \"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\n  She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n  \"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\n  And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n  I step a little bit closer\n  Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n  She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n  I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n  And eatin' expensive food\"\n  She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n  I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n  And Burrito King would make me gassy\n  There's no doubt\"\n  She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n  I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n  Then I get an idea\n  I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n  She says, \"What?\"\n  I say, \"Guess!\"\n  She says \"What?\"\n  I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n\n  So we head out the front door\n  Open the garage door\n  Then I open the car doors\n  And we get in those car doors\n  Put my key in the ignition\n  And then I turn it sideways\n  Then we fasten our seat belts\n  As we pull out the driveway\n  Then we drive to the drive-thru\n  Heading off to the drive-thru\n  We're approaching the drive-thru\n  Getting close to the drive-thru\n  Almost there at the drive-thru\n  Now we're here at the drive-thru\n  Here in line at the drive-thru\n  Did I mention the drive-thru?\n\n  Well, here we are\n  In the drive-thru line, me and her\n  Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n  All just waiting to order\n  There's some idiot in a Volvo\n  With his brights on behind me\n  I lean out the window and scream\n  \"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\n  My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n  I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n  So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n  Now a woman on a speaker box\n  Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n  I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n  We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n  Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n  I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n  I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n  She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n  I put my head in my hands and scream\n  \"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\n  The voice on the speaker says\n  \"I don't have all day.\"\n  I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n  I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n  She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n  I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n  Plus we need curly fries\n  And don't you dare forget it!\n  And two medium root beers\n  No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n  Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n  So read me back my order\n  Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n  She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n  Two - you want a cheeseburger\n  Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n  \"Stop! Don't go no further!\n  I never ordered a large root beer\n  I said medium, not large!\"\n  Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n  I supersized you at no charge.\"\n  \"Oh.\" And that's all\n  I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n  And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n  That I really think you should know\n  You can have unlimited refills\n  For just a quarter more.\"\n  I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n  Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n  Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n  And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n  Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n  She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n  Who goes to school with me\n  I sat behind him last year\n  And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n  I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n  He used to be my plumber\n  He was prematurely bald\n  And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n  He also had bladder problems\n  And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n  And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n  That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n  And then we both were quiet\n  And things got real intense\n  Then she says, \"Next window, please\n  That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n  So we inched ahead in line\n  Movin' painfully slow\n  I got a little bored\n  So I turned on the radio\n\n  Click, turned it off\n  Because my wife was getting a headache\n  So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n  Then I looked at her\n  And she looked back at me\n  And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n  She turned away from me\n  And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n  But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n  Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, almost\n  There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n  It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n  Now we're at the pay window\n  Or whatever you call it\n  Put my hand in my pocket\n  I can't believe there's no wallet!\n\n  And the lady at the window's like\n  \"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\n  I turn around to my wife, and say\n  \"How much have you got on you?\"\n  She just rolls her eyes and says\n  \"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\n  So she reaches into her purse\n  And busts out the American Express\n  I hand it to the lady\n  And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n  We don't take credit cards here.\"\n  I took back the card and said\n  \"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\n  And that's when I found out\n  My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n  I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n  She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n  And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n  Now the lady at the window\n  Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n  And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n  I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n  We won't be long.\"\n  So I looked around inside the glove-box\n  And checked the mat beneath my feet\n  I found a nickel in an ashtray\n  And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n  Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n  The lady counts it up and says\n  \"You're still about a dollar short\"\n  And now my woman's got this weird look\n  Frozen on her face\n  She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n  And so I turned around\n  To the cashier again\n  I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\n  So I pick up my change\n  Pick up my receipt\n  And I drive to the pickup window\n  Man, I just can't wait to eat\n  And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n  Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n  \"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\n  And he hands me a paper bag\n  I look him in the eyes\n  And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n  Well, he looks at me\n  And I look at him\n  And he looks at me\n  And I look at him\n  And he looks it me\n  And I look at him\n  And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n  What did you want again?\"\n  I say \"Ketchup!\"\n  And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n  I just spaced out there for a second\n  I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n  And then he hands me the ketchup\n  And now we're finally drivin' away\n  And the food is drivin' me mad\n  With its intoxicating bouquet\n  I'm starvin' to death\n  By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n  I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n  I just gotta have a bite!\"\n  So she reaches in the bag\n  And pulls out the burger\n  And she hands me the burger\n  And I pick up the burger\n  And then I unwrap the paper\n  I bite into those buns\n  And I just can't believe it\n  They forgot the onion!\n"},{"id":22428705,"name":"Trapped in the Drive‐Thru","trackName":"Trapped in the Drive‐Thru","artistName":"“Weird Al” Yankovic","albumName":"The Essential Weird Al Yankovic","duration":650.986667,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Seven o'clock in the evening\nWatchin something stupid on TV\nI'm zoned out on the sofa\nWhen my wife comes in the room and sees me\nAnd she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\nAnd I say, \"I don't know...\"\nSay, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\nShe says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\nI said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\nShe said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\nI said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\nShe said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\nI said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\nBut first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\nAnd she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\nI said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\nShe said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\nI said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\nShe said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\nI hopped up and I said\n\"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\nShe's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\nI'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\nShe's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\nI'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\nShe's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n\nWell, I was gonna say something\nBut my cell phone started to ring\nNow who could be callin' me?\nWell, I checked my caller ID\nIt was just cousin Larry\nCallin' for the third time today\nMy wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\nI said, \"Okay.\"\n\"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\nShe said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n\"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\nAnd then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\nI step a little bit closer\nSay, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\nShe says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\nI don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\nAnd eatin' expensive food\"\nShe's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\nI say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\nAnd Burrito King would make me gassy\nThere's no doubt\"\nShe says, \"Just forget about it\"\nI said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\nThen I get an idea\nI say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\nShe says, \"What?\"\nI say, \"Guess!\"\nShe says \"What?\"\nI say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n\nSo we head out the front door\nOpen the garage door\nThen I open the car doors\nAnd we get in those car doors\nPut my key in the ignition\nAnd then I turn it sideways\nThen we fasten our seat belts\nAs we pull out the driveway\nThen we drive to the drive-thru\nHeading off to the drive-thru\nWe're approaching the drive-thru\nGetting close to the drive-thru\nAlmost there at the drive-thru\nNow we're here at the drive-thru\nHere in line at the drive-thru\nDid I mention the drive-thru?\n\nWell, here we are\nIn the drive-thru line, me and her\nCars in front of us, cars in back of us\nAll just waiting to order\nThere's some idiot in a Volvo\nWith his brights on behind me\nI lean out the window and scream\n\"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\nMy wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\nI said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\nSo I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\nNow a woman on a speaker box\nIs sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\nI said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\nWe'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\nThen my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\nI think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\nI said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\nShe says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\nI put my head in my hands and scream\n\"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\nThe voice on the speaker says\n\"I don't have all day.\"\nI said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\nI wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\nShe's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\nI'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\nPlus we need curly fries\nAnd don't you dare forget it!\nAnd two medium root beers\nNo, just one, we'll split it.\"\nThen I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\nSo read me back my order\nLet's make sure you got it right.\"\nShe says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\nTwo - you want a cheeseburger\nThree - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n\"Stop! Don't go no further!\nI never ordered a large root beer\nI said medium, not large!\"\nThen she says, \"We're havin' a special\nI supersized you at no charge.\"\n\"Oh.\" And that's all\nI could say, was \"Oh.\"\nAnd she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\nThat I really think you should know\nYou can have unlimited refills\nFor just a quarter more.\"\nI say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\nThen she says, \"Wait a minute\nYour voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\nAnd my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\nNow tell me, who's this Paul?\"\nShe says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\nWho goes to school with me\nI sat behind him last year\nAnd I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\nI said, \"I know a guy named Paul\nHe used to be my plumber\nHe was prematurely bald\nAnd he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\nHe also had bladder problems\nAnd a really bad infection on his toe.\"\nAnd she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\nThat's way more than I needed to know!\"\nAnd then we both were quiet\nAnd things got real intense\nThen she says, \"Next window, please\nThat'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\nSo we inched ahead in line\nMovin' painfully slow\nI got a little bored\nSo I turned on the radio\n\nClick, turned it off\nBecause my wife was getting a headache\nSo we both just sat there quietly for her sake\nThen I looked at her\nAnd she looked back at me\nAnd I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\nShe turned away from me\nAnd then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\nBut hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\nThen she said, \"How about now?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, almost\nThere's still a little bit there, but don't worry\nIt's probably just a piece of toast.\"\nNow we're at the pay window\nOr whatever you call it\nPut my hand in my pocket\nI can't believe there's no wallet!\n\nAnd the lady at the window's like\n\"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\nI turn around to my wife, and say\n\"How much have you got on you?\"\nShe just rolls her eyes and says\n\"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\nSo she reaches into her purse\nAnd busts out the American Express\nI hand it to the lady\nAnd she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\nWe don't take credit cards here.\"\nI took back the card and said\n\"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\nAnd that's when I found out\nMy wife was only carryin' three bucks\nI said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\nShe says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\nAnd I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\nNow the lady at the window\nIs lookin' at me kind of strange\nAnd she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\nI said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\nWe won't be long.\"\nSo I looked around inside the glove-box\nAnd checked the mat beneath my feet\nI found a nickel in an ashtray\nAnd a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\nBefore long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\nThe lady counts it up and says\n\"You're still about a dollar short\"\nAnd now my woman's got this weird look\nFrozen on her face\nShe screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\nAnd so I turned around\nTo the cashier again\nI shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\nSo I pick up my change\nPick up my receipt\nAnd I drive to the pickup window\nMan, I just can't wait to eat\nAnd now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\nWearin' a dorky nametag that says\n\"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\nAnd he hands me a paper bag\nI look him in the eyes\nAnd I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\nWell, he looks at me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he looks at me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he looks it me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he says, \"I'm sorry!\nWhat did you want again?\"\nI say \"Ketchup!\"\nAnd he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\nI just spaced out there for a second\nI'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\nAnd then he hands me the ketchup\nAnd now we're finally drivin' away\nAnd the food is drivin' me mad\nWith its intoxicating bouquet\nI'm starvin' to death\nBy the time we pull up at the traffic light\nI say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\nI just gotta have a bite!\"\nSo she reaches in the bag\nAnd pulls out the burger\nAnd she hands me the burger\nAnd I pick up the burger\nAnd then I unwrap the paper\nI bite into those buns\nAnd I just can't believe it\nThey forgot the onion!","syncedLyrics":"[00:21.50] Seven o'clock in the evening\n[00:22.83] Watchin something stupid on TV\n[00:25.35] I'm zoned out on the sofa\n[00:27.29] When my wife comes in the room and sees me\n[00:30.16] And she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\n[00:34.63] And I say, \"I don't know...\"\n[00:36.13] Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n[00:39.39] She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n[00:43.76] I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n[00:47.76] She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n[00:50.08] I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n[00:52.22] She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n[00:54.42] I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n[00:56.72] But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n[01:01.15] And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n[01:05.26] I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n[01:07.83] She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n[01:09.83] I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n[01:12.14] She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n[01:14.42] I hopped up and I said\n[01:15.77] \"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\n[01:18.33] She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n[01:23.33] I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n[01:26.03] She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n[01:27.89] I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n[01:29.45] She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n[01:32.19] Well, I was gonna say something\n[01:34.55] But my cell phone started to ring\n[01:36.70] Now who could be callin' me?\n[01:38.78] Well, I checked my caller ID\n[01:40.89] It was just cousin Larry\n[01:42.49] Callin' for the third time today\n[01:45.50] My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n[01:47.63] I said, \"Okay.\"\n[01:49.97] \"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\n[01:53.86] She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n[01:56.76] \"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\n[01:59.02] And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n[02:02.64] I says, \"No\"\n[02:03.32] She says, \"Yes\"\n[02:04.07] I says, \"No\"\n[02:04.61] She says, \"Yes\"\n[02:05.25] I says, \"No\"\n[02:05.59] She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n[02:07.93] I step a little bit closer\n[02:10.10] Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n[02:12.35] She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n[02:14.36] I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n[02:16.61] I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n[02:18.89] And eatin' expensive food\"\n[02:21.18] She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n[02:22.60] I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n[02:25.21] And Burrito King would make me gassy\n[02:28.01] There's no doubt\"\n[02:29.82] She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n[02:31.79] I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n[02:34.36] Then I get an idea\n[02:36.73] I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n[02:38.34] She says, \"What?\"\n[02:38.85] I say, \"Guess!\"\n[02:39.41] She says \"What?\"\n[02:40.21] I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n[02:43.35] So we head out the front door\n[02:45.50] Open the garage door\n[02:47.84] Then I open the car doors\n[02:49.93] And we get in those car doors\n[02:52.08] Put my key in the ignition\n[02:54.42] And then I turn it sideways\n[02:56.64] Then we fasten our seat belts\n[02:58.83] As we pull out the driveway\n[03:01.13] Then we drive to the drive-thru\n[03:03.31] Heading off to the drive-thru\n[03:05.45] We're approaching the drive-thru\n[03:07.78] Getting close to the drive-thru\n[03:10.01] Almost there at the drive-thru\n[03:12.18] Now we're here at the drive-thru\n[03:14.38] Here in line at the drive-thru\n[03:16.66] Did I mention the drive-thru?\n[03:19.31] \n[03:27.35] Well, here we are\n[03:29.10] In the drive-thru line, me and her\n[03:32.25] Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n[03:34.22] All just waiting to order\n[03:36.10] There's some idiot in a Volvo\n[03:38.46] With his brights on behind me\n[03:40.53] I lean out the window and scream\n[03:42.22] \"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\n[03:45.55] My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n[03:50.08] I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n[03:52.45] So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n[03:54.28] Now a woman on a speaker box\n[03:56.35] Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n[03:58.54] I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n[04:00.59] We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n[04:02.99] Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n[04:07.76] I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n[04:11.84] I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n[04:14.21] She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n[04:16.63] I put my head in my hands and scream\n[04:18.86] \"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\n[04:21.06] The voice on the speaker says\n[04:23.06] \"I don't have all day.\"\n[04:25.20] I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n[04:29.76] I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n[04:34.21] She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n[04:36.19] I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n[04:38.56] Plus we need curly fries\n[04:41.18] And don't you dare forget it!\n[04:43.27] And two medium root beers\n[04:45.52] No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n[04:47.42] Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n[04:52.17] So read me back my order\n[04:54.16] Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n[04:56.05] She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n[04:58.56] Two - you want a cheeseburger\n[05:00.71] Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n[05:03.36] \"Stop! Don't go no further!\n[05:05.98] I never ordered a large root beer\n[05:07.47] I said medium, not large!\"\n[05:09.95] Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n[05:11.84] I supersized you at no charge.\"\n[05:14.14] \"Oh.\" And that's all\n[05:16.61] I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n[05:18.29] And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n[05:20.55] That I really think you should know\n[05:23.09] You can have unlimited refills\n[05:25.04] For just a quarter more.\"\n[05:27.18] I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n[05:31.81] Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n[05:33.76] Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n[05:36.86] And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n[05:39.56] Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n[05:41.52] She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n[05:43.55] Who goes to school with me\n[05:46.13] I sat behind him last year\n[05:47.53] And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n[05:50.45] I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n[05:52.81] He used to be my plumber\n[05:55.00] He was prematurely bald\n[05:57.32] And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n[05:59.33] He also had bladder problems\n[06:01.24] And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n[06:03.69] And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n[06:05.99] That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n[06:08.37] And then we both were quiet\n[06:10.75] And things got real intense\n[06:12.70] Then she says, \"Next window, please\n[06:14.44] That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n[06:17.14] So we inched ahead in line\n[06:19.46] Movin' painfully slow\n[06:21.29] I got a little bored\n[06:23.09] So I turned on the radio\n[06:25.52] \n[06:41.80] Click, turned it off\n[06:43.19] Because my wife was getting a headache\n[06:46.66] So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n[06:51.25] Then I looked at her\n[06:53.70] And she looked back at me\n[06:55.39] And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n[06:59.84] She turned away from me\n[07:01.60] And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n[07:04.17] I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n[07:07.20] But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n[07:09.27] Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n[07:11.99] I said, \"Yeah, almost\n[07:13.54] There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n[07:15.51] It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n[07:17.62] Now we're at the pay window\n[07:19.70] Or whatever you call it\n[07:21.91] Put my hand in my pocket\n[07:24.03] I can't believe there's no wallet!\n[07:33.61] And the lady at the window's like\n[07:35.53] \"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\n[07:39.76] I turn around to my wife, and say\n[07:41.70] \"How much have you got on you?\"\n[07:43.92] She just rolls her eyes and says\n[07:46.13] \"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\n[07:48.75] So she reaches into her purse\n[07:50.43] And busts out the American Express\n[07:53.37] I hand it to the lady\n[07:55.41] And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n[07:59.10] We don't take credit cards here.\"\n[08:02.06] I took back the card and said\n[08:03.89] \"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\n[08:06.40] And that's when I found out\n[08:08.36] My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n[08:11.25] I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n[08:15.94] She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n[08:20.04] And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n[08:24.35] Now the lady at the window\n[08:25.69] Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n[08:28.64] And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n[08:33.22] I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n[08:36.18] We won't be long.\"\n[08:37.62] So I looked around inside the glove-box\n[08:39.92] And checked the mat beneath my feet\n[08:42.15] I found a nickel in an ashtray\n[08:43.57] And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n[08:46.47] Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n[08:50.10] The lady counts it up and says\n[08:53.18] \"You're still about a dollar short\"\n[08:55.43] And now my woman's got this weird look\n[08:57.33] Frozen on her face\n[08:59.38] She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n[09:04.28] And so I turned around\n[09:06.50] To the cashier again\n[09:08.80] I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\n[09:12.97] So I pick up my change\n[09:15.04] Pick up my receipt\n[09:17.17] And I drive to the pickup window\n[09:19.43] Man, I just can't wait to eat\n[09:21.75] And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n[09:26.35] Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n[09:28.39] \"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\n[09:30.87] And he hands me a paper bag\n[09:33.27] I look him in the eyes\n[09:35.48] And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n[09:39.96] Well, he looks at me\n[09:42.73] And I look at him\n[09:44.92] And he looks at me\n[09:47.16] And I look at him\n[09:49.35] And he looks it me\n[09:51.59] And I look at him\n[09:53.75] And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n[09:55.59] What did you want again?\"\n[09:57.93] I say \"Ketchup!\"\n[09:59.68] And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n[10:02.04] I just spaced out there for a second\n[10:04.38] I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n[10:06.86] And then he hands me the ketchup\n[10:09.44] And now we're finally drivin' away\n[10:12.18] And the food is drivin' me mad\n[10:13.67] With its intoxicating bouquet\n[10:16.16] I'm starvin' to death\n[10:17.26] By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n[10:20.37] I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n[10:22.75] I just gotta have a bite!\"\n[10:24.96] So she reaches in the bag\n[10:27.23] And pulls out the burger\n[10:29.39] And she hands me the burger\n[10:31.34] And I pick up the burger\n[10:33.75] And then I unwrap the paper\n[10:36.34] I bite into those buns\n[10:38.59] And I just can't believe it\n[10:40.74] They forgot the onion!\n[10:44.52] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Trapped in the Drive‐Thru\n  artist: “Weird Al” Yankovic\n  album: The Essential Weird Al Yankovic\n  duration_ms: 650987\n  instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Seven o'clock in the evening\n  start_ms: 21500\n  end_ms: 22830\n- text: Watchin something stupid on TV\n  start_ms: 22830\n  end_ms: 25350\n- text: I'm zoned out on the sofa\n  start_ms: 25350\n  end_ms: 27290\n- text: When my wife comes in the room and sees me\n  start_ms: 27290\n  end_ms: 30160\n- text: And she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\n  start_ms: 30160\n  end_ms: 34630\n- text: And I say, \"I don't know...\"\n  start_ms: 34630\n  end_ms: 36130\n- text: Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n  start_ms: 36130\n  end_ms: 39390\n- text: She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n  start_ms: 39390\n  end_ms: 43760\n- text: I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n  start_ms: 43760\n  end_ms: 47760\n- text: She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n  start_ms: 47760\n  end_ms: 50080\n- text: I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n  start_ms: 50080\n  end_ms: 52220\n- text: She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n  start_ms: 52220\n  end_ms: 54420\n- text: I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n  start_ms: 54420\n  end_ms: 56720\n- text: But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n  start_ms: 56720\n  end_ms: 61150\n- text: And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n  start_ms: 61150\n  end_ms: 65260\n- text: I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n  start_ms: 65260\n  end_ms: 67830\n- text: She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n  start_ms: 67830\n  end_ms: 69830\n- text: I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n  start_ms: 69830\n  end_ms: 72140\n- text: She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n  start_ms: 72140\n  end_ms: 74420\n- text: I hopped up and I said\n  start_ms: 74420\n  end_ms: 75770\n- text: '\"I don''t know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"'\n  start_ms: 75770\n  end_ms: 78330\n- text: She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n  start_ms: 78330\n  end_ms: 83330\n- text: I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n  start_ms: 83330\n  end_ms: 86030\n- text: She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n  start_ms: 86030\n  end_ms: 87890\n- text: I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n  start_ms: 87890\n  end_ms: 89450\n- text: She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n  start_ms: 89450\n  end_ms: 92190\n- text: Well, I was gonna say something\n  start_ms: 92190\n  end_ms: 94550\n- text: But my cell phone started to ring\n  start_ms: 94550\n  end_ms: 96700\n- text: Now who could be callin' me?\n  start_ms: 96700\n  end_ms: 98780\n- text: Well, I checked my caller ID\n  start_ms: 98780\n  end_ms: 100890\n- text: It was just cousin Larry\n  start_ms: 100890\n  end_ms: 102490\n- text: Callin' for the third time today\n  start_ms: 102490\n  end_ms: 105500\n- text: My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n  start_ms: 105500\n  end_ms: 107630\n- text: I said, \"Okay.\"\n  start_ms: 107630\n  end_ms: 109970\n- text: '\"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"'\n  start_ms: 109970\n  end_ms: 113860\n- text: She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n  start_ms: 113860\n  end_ms: 116760\n- text: '\"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don''t you?\"'\n  start_ms: 116760\n  end_ms: 119020\n- text: And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n  start_ms: 119020\n  end_ms: 122640\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 122640\n  end_ms: 123320\n- text: She says, \"Yes\"\n  start_ms: 123320\n  end_ms: 124070\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 124070\n  end_ms: 124610\n- text: She says, \"Yes\"\n  start_ms: 124610\n  end_ms: 125250\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 125250\n  end_ms: 125590\n- text: She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n  start_ms: 125590\n  end_ms: 127930\n- text: I step a little bit closer\n  start_ms: 127930\n  end_ms: 130100\n- text: Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n  start_ms: 130100\n  end_ms: 132350\n- text: She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n  start_ms: 132350\n  end_ms: 134360\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n  start_ms: 134360\n  end_ms: 136610\n- text: I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n  start_ms: 136610\n  end_ms: 138890\n- text: And eatin' expensive food\"\n  start_ms: 138890\n  end_ms: 141180\n- text: She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n  start_ms: 141180\n  end_ms: 142600\n- text: I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n  start_ms: 142600\n  end_ms: 145210\n- text: And Burrito King would make me gassy\n  start_ms: 145210\n  end_ms: 148010\n- text: There's no doubt\"\n  start_ms: 148010\n  end_ms: 149820\n- text: She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n  start_ms: 149820\n  end_ms: 151790\n- text: I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n  start_ms: 151790\n  end_ms: 154360\n- text: Then I get an idea\n  start_ms: 154360\n  end_ms: 156730\n- text: I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n  start_ms: 156730\n  end_ms: 158340\n- text: She says, \"What?\"\n  start_ms: 158340\n  end_ms: 158850\n- text: I say, \"Guess!\"\n  start_ms: 158850\n  end_ms: 159410\n- text: She says \"What?\"\n  start_ms: 159410\n  end_ms: 160210\n- text: I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n  start_ms: 160210\n  end_ms: 163350\n- text: So we head out the front door\n  start_ms: 163350\n  end_ms: 165500\n- text: Open the garage door\n  start_ms: 165500\n  end_ms: 167840\n- text: Then I open the car doors\n  start_ms: 167840\n  end_ms: 169930\n- text: And we get in those car doors\n  start_ms: 169930\n  end_ms: 172080\n- text: Put my key in the ignition\n  start_ms: 172080\n  end_ms: 174420\n- text: And then I turn it sideways\n  start_ms: 174420\n  end_ms: 176640\n- text: Then we fasten our seat belts\n  start_ms: 176640\n  end_ms: 178830\n- text: As we pull out the driveway\n  start_ms: 178830\n  end_ms: 181130\n- text: Then we drive to the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 181130\n  end_ms: 183310\n- text: Heading off to the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 183310\n  end_ms: 185450\n- text: We're approaching the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 185450\n  end_ms: 187780\n- text: Getting close to the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 187780\n  end_ms: 190010\n- text: Almost there at the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 190010\n  end_ms: 192180\n- text: Now we're here at the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 192180\n  end_ms: 194380\n- text: Here in line at the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 194380\n  end_ms: 196660\n- text: Did I mention the drive-thru?\n  start_ms: 196660\n  end_ms: 199310\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 199310\n  end_ms: 207350\n- text: Well, here we are\n  start_ms: 207350\n  end_ms: 209100\n- text: In the drive-thru line, me and her\n  start_ms: 209100\n  end_ms: 212250\n- text: Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n  start_ms: 212250\n  end_ms: 214220\n- text: All just waiting to order\n  start_ms: 214220\n  end_ms: 216100\n- text: There's some idiot in a Volvo\n  start_ms: 216100\n  end_ms: 218460\n- text: With his brights on behind me\n  start_ms: 218460\n  end_ms: 220530\n- text: I lean out the window and scream\n  start_ms: 220530\n  end_ms: 222220\n- text: '\"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"'\n  start_ms: 222220\n  end_ms: 225550\n- text: My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n  start_ms: 225550\n  end_ms: 230080\n- text: I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n  start_ms: 230080\n  end_ms: 232450\n- text: So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n  start_ms: 232450\n  end_ms: 234280\n- text: Now a woman on a speaker box\n  start_ms: 234280\n  end_ms: 236350\n- text: Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n  start_ms: 236350\n  end_ms: 238540\n- text: I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n  start_ms: 238540\n  end_ms: 240590\n- text: We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n  start_ms: 240590\n  end_ms: 242990\n- text: Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n  start_ms: 242990\n  end_ms: 247760\n- text: I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n  start_ms: 247760\n  end_ms: 251840\n- text: I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n  start_ms: 251840\n  end_ms: 254210\n- text: She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n  start_ms: 254210\n  end_ms: 256630\n- text: I put my head in my hands and scream\n  start_ms: 256630\n  end_ms: 258860\n- text: '\"I don''t know who you are anymore!\"'\n  start_ms: 258860\n  end_ms: 261060\n- text: The voice on the speaker says\n  start_ms: 261060\n  end_ms: 263060\n- text: '\"I don''t have all day.\"'\n  start_ms: 263060\n  end_ms: 265200\n- text: I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n  start_ms: 265200\n  end_ms: 269760\n- text: I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n  start_ms: 269760\n  end_ms: 274210\n- text: She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n  start_ms: 274210\n  end_ms: 276190\n- text: I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n  start_ms: 276190\n  end_ms: 278560\n- text: Plus we need curly fries\n  start_ms: 278560\n  end_ms: 281180\n- text: And don't you dare forget it!\n  start_ms: 281180\n  end_ms: 283270\n- text: And two medium root beers\n  start_ms: 283270\n  end_ms: 285520\n- text: No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n  start_ms: 285520\n  end_ms: 287420\n- text: Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n  start_ms: 287420\n  end_ms: 292170\n- text: So read me back my order\n  start_ms: 292170\n  end_ms: 294160\n- text: Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n  start_ms: 294160\n  end_ms: 296050\n- text: She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n  start_ms: 296050\n  end_ms: 298560\n- text: Two - you want a cheeseburger\n  start_ms: 298560\n  end_ms: 300710\n- text: Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n  start_ms: 300710\n  end_ms: 303360\n- text: '\"Stop! Don''t go no further!'\n  start_ms: 303360\n  end_ms: 305980\n- text: I never ordered a large root beer\n  start_ms: 305980\n  end_ms: 307470\n- text: I said medium, not large!\"\n  start_ms: 307470\n  end_ms: 309950\n- text: Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n  start_ms: 309950\n  end_ms: 311840\n- text: I supersized you at no charge.\"\n  start_ms: 311840\n  end_ms: 314140\n- text: '\"Oh.\" And that''s all'\n  start_ms: 314140\n  end_ms: 316610\n- text: I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n  start_ms: 316610\n  end_ms: 318290\n- text: And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n  start_ms: 318290\n  end_ms: 320550\n- text: That I really think you should know\n  start_ms: 320550\n  end_ms: 323090\n- text: You can have unlimited refills\n  start_ms: 323090\n  end_ms: 325040\n- text: For just a quarter more.\"\n  start_ms: 325040\n  end_ms: 327180\n- text: I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n  start_ms: 327180\n  end_ms: 331810\n- text: Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n  start_ms: 331810\n  end_ms: 333760\n- text: Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n  start_ms: 333760\n  end_ms: 336860\n- text: And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n  start_ms: 336860\n  end_ms: 339560\n- text: Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n  start_ms: 339560\n  end_ms: 341520\n- text: She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n  start_ms: 341520\n  end_ms: 343550\n- text: Who goes to school with me\n  start_ms: 343550\n  end_ms: 346130\n- text: I sat behind him last year\n  start_ms: 346130\n  end_ms: 347530\n- text: And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n  start_ms: 347530\n  end_ms: 350450\n- text: I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n  start_ms: 350450\n  end_ms: 352810\n- text: He used to be my plumber\n  start_ms: 352810\n  end_ms: 355000\n- text: He was prematurely bald\n  start_ms: 355000\n  end_ms: 357320\n- text: And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n  start_ms: 357320\n  end_ms: 359330\n- text: He also had bladder problems\n  start_ms: 359330\n  end_ms: 361240\n- text: And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n  start_ms: 361240\n  end_ms: 363690\n- text: And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n  start_ms: 363690\n  end_ms: 365990\n- text: That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n  start_ms: 365990\n  end_ms: 368370\n- text: And then we both were quiet\n  start_ms: 368370\n  end_ms: 370750\n- text: And things got real intense\n  start_ms: 370750\n  end_ms: 372700\n- text: Then she says, \"Next window, please\n  start_ms: 372700\n  end_ms: 374440\n- text: That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n  start_ms: 374440\n  end_ms: 377140\n- text: So we inched ahead in line\n  start_ms: 377140\n  end_ms: 379460\n- text: Movin' painfully slow\n  start_ms: 379460\n  end_ms: 381290\n- text: I got a little bored\n  start_ms: 381290\n  end_ms: 383090\n- text: So I turned on the radio\n  start_ms: 383090\n  end_ms: 385520\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 385520\n  end_ms: 401800\n- text: Click, turned it off\n  start_ms: 401800\n  end_ms: 403190\n- text: Because my wife was getting a headache\n  start_ms: 403190\n  end_ms: 406660\n- text: So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n  start_ms: 406660\n  end_ms: 411250\n- text: Then I looked at her\n  start_ms: 411250\n  end_ms: 413700\n- text: And she looked back at me\n  start_ms: 413700\n  end_ms: 415390\n- text: And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n  start_ms: 415390\n  end_ms: 419840\n- text: She turned away from me\n  start_ms: 419840\n  end_ms: 421600\n- text: And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n  start_ms: 421600\n  end_ms: 424170\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n  start_ms: 424170\n  end_ms: 427200\n- text: But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n  start_ms: 427200\n  end_ms: 429270\n- text: Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n  start_ms: 429270\n  end_ms: 431990\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, almost\n  start_ms: 431990\n  end_ms: 433540\n- text: There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n  start_ms: 433540\n  end_ms: 435510\n- text: It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n  start_ms: 435510\n  end_ms: 437620\n- text: Now we're at the pay window\n  start_ms: 437620\n  end_ms: 439700\n- text: Or whatever you call it\n  start_ms: 439700\n  end_ms: 441910\n- text: Put my hand in my pocket\n  start_ms: 441910\n  end_ms: 444030\n- text: I can't believe there's no wallet!\n  start_ms: 444030\n  end_ms: 453610\n- text: And the lady at the window's like\n  start_ms: 453610\n  end_ms: 455530\n- text: '\"Well, well, well, that''ll be five eighty-two.\"'\n  start_ms: 455530\n  end_ms: 459760\n- text: I turn around to my wife, and say\n  start_ms: 459760\n  end_ms: 461700\n- text: '\"How much have you got on you?\"'\n  start_ms: 461700\n  end_ms: 463920\n- text: She just rolls her eyes and says\n  start_ms: 463920\n  end_ms: 466130\n- text: '\"I''ll pay for this, I guess\"'\n  start_ms: 466130\n  end_ms: 468750\n- text: So she reaches into her purse\n  start_ms: 468750\n  end_ms: 470430\n- text: And busts out the American Express\n  start_ms: 470430\n  end_ms: 473370\n- text: I hand it to the lady\n  start_ms: 473370\n  end_ms: 475410\n- text: And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n  start_ms: 475410\n  end_ms: 479100\n- text: We don't take credit cards here.\"\n  start_ms: 479100\n  end_ms: 482060\n- text: I took back the card and said\n  start_ms: 482060\n  end_ms: 483890\n- text: '\"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"'\n  start_ms: 483890\n  end_ms: 486400\n- text: And that's when I found out\n  start_ms: 486400\n  end_ms: 488360\n- text: My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n  start_ms: 488360\n  end_ms: 491250\n- text: I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n  start_ms: 491250\n  end_ms: 495940\n- text: She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n  start_ms: 495940\n  end_ms: 500040\n- text: And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n  start_ms: 500040\n  end_ms: 504350\n- text: Now the lady at the window\n  start_ms: 504350\n  end_ms: 505690\n- text: Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n  start_ms: 505690\n  end_ms: 508640\n- text: And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n  start_ms: 508640\n  end_ms: 513220\n- text: I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n  start_ms: 513220\n  end_ms: 516180\n- text: We won't be long.\"\n  start_ms: 516180\n  end_ms: 517620\n- text: So I looked around inside the glove-box\n  start_ms: 517620\n  end_ms: 519920\n- text: And checked the mat beneath my feet\n  start_ms: 519920\n  end_ms: 522150\n- text: I found a nickel in an ashtray\n  start_ms: 522150\n  end_ms: 523570\n- text: And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n  start_ms: 523570\n  end_ms: 526470\n- text: Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n  start_ms: 526470\n  end_ms: 530100\n- text: The lady counts it up and says\n  start_ms: 530100\n  end_ms: 533180\n- text: '\"You''re still about a dollar short\"'\n  start_ms: 533180\n  end_ms: 535430\n- text: And now my woman's got this weird look\n  start_ms: 535430\n  end_ms: 537330\n- text: Frozen on her face\n  start_ms: 537330\n  end_ms: 539380\n- text: She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n  start_ms: 539380\n  end_ms: 544280\n- text: And so I turned around\n  start_ms: 544280\n  end_ms: 546500\n- text: To the cashier again\n  start_ms: 546500\n  end_ms: 548800\n- text: 'I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"'\n  start_ms: 548800\n  end_ms: 552970\n- text: So I pick up my change\n  start_ms: 552970\n  end_ms: 555040\n- text: Pick up my receipt\n  start_ms: 555040\n  end_ms: 557170\n- text: And I drive to the pickup window\n  start_ms: 557170\n  end_ms: 559430\n- text: Man, I just can't wait to eat\n  start_ms: 559430\n  end_ms: 561750\n- text: And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n  start_ms: 561750\n  end_ms: 566350\n- text: Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n  start_ms: 566350\n  end_ms: 568390\n- text: '\"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"'\n  start_ms: 568390\n  end_ms: 570870\n- text: And he hands me a paper bag\n  start_ms: 570870\n  end_ms: 573270\n- text: I look him in the eyes\n  start_ms: 573270\n  end_ms: 575480\n- text: And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n  start_ms: 575480\n  end_ms: 579960\n- text: Well, he looks at me\n  start_ms: 579960\n  end_ms: 582730\n- text: And I look at him\n  start_ms: 582730\n  end_ms: 584920\n- text: And he looks at me\n  start_ms: 584920\n  end_ms: 587160\n- text: And I look at him\n  start_ms: 587160\n  end_ms: 589350\n- text: And he looks it me\n  start_ms: 589350\n  end_ms: 591590\n- text: And I look at him\n  start_ms: 591590\n  end_ms: 593750\n- text: And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n  start_ms: 593750\n  end_ms: 595590\n- text: What did you want again?\"\n  start_ms: 595590\n  end_ms: 597930\n- text: I say \"Ketchup!\"\n  start_ms: 597930\n  end_ms: 599680\n- text: And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n  start_ms: 599680\n  end_ms: 602040\n- text: I just spaced out there for a second\n  start_ms: 602040\n  end_ms: 604380\n- text: I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n  start_ms: 604380\n  end_ms: 606860\n- text: And then he hands me the ketchup\n  start_ms: 606860\n  end_ms: 609440\n- text: And now we're finally drivin' away\n  start_ms: 609440\n  end_ms: 612180\n- text: And the food is drivin' me mad\n  start_ms: 612180\n  end_ms: 613670\n- text: With its intoxicating bouquet\n  start_ms: 613670\n  end_ms: 616160\n- text: I'm starvin' to death\n  start_ms: 616160\n  end_ms: 617260\n- text: By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n  start_ms: 617260\n  end_ms: 620370\n- text: I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n  start_ms: 620370\n  end_ms: 622750\n- text: I just gotta have a bite!\"\n  start_ms: 622750\n  end_ms: 624960\n- text: So she reaches in the bag\n  start_ms: 624960\n  end_ms: 627230\n- text: And pulls out the burger\n  start_ms: 627230\n  end_ms: 629390\n- text: And she hands me the burger\n  start_ms: 629390\n  end_ms: 631340\n- text: And I pick up the burger\n  start_ms: 631340\n  end_ms: 633750\n- text: And then I unwrap the paper\n  start_ms: 633750\n  end_ms: 636340\n- text: I bite into those buns\n  start_ms: 636340\n  end_ms: 638590\n- text: And I just can't believe it\n  start_ms: 638590\n  end_ms: 640740\n- text: They forgot the onion!\n  start_ms: 640740\n  end_ms: 644520\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 644520\nplain: |-\n  Seven o'clock in the evening\n  Watchin something stupid on TV\n  I'm zoned out on the sofa\n  When my wife comes in the room and sees me\n  And she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\n  And I say, \"I don't know...\"\n  Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n  She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n  I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n  She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n  I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n  She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n  I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n  But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n  And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n  I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n  She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n  I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n  She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n  I hopped up and I said\n  \"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\n  She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n  I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n  She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n  I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n  She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n\n  Well, I was gonna say something\n  But my cell phone started to ring\n  Now who could be callin' me?\n  Well, I checked my caller ID\n  It was just cousin Larry\n  Callin' for the third time today\n  My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n  I said, \"Okay.\"\n  \"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\n  She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n  \"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\n  And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n  I step a little bit closer\n  Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n  She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n  I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n  And eatin' expensive food\"\n  She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n  I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n  And Burrito King would make me gassy\n  There's no doubt\"\n  She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n  I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n  Then I get an idea\n  I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n  She says, \"What?\"\n  I say, \"Guess!\"\n  She says \"What?\"\n  I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n\n  So we head out the front door\n  Open the garage door\n  Then I open the car doors\n  And we get in those car doors\n  Put my key in the ignition\n  And then I turn it sideways\n  Then we fasten our seat belts\n  As we pull out the driveway\n  Then we drive to the drive-thru\n  Heading off to the drive-thru\n  We're approaching the drive-thru\n  Getting close to the drive-thru\n  Almost there at the drive-thru\n  Now we're here at the drive-thru\n  Here in line at the drive-thru\n  Did I mention the drive-thru?\n\n  Well, here we are\n  In the drive-thru line, me and her\n  Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n  All just waiting to order\n  There's some idiot in a Volvo\n  With his brights on behind me\n  I lean out the window and scream\n  \"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\n  My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n  I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n  So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n  Now a woman on a speaker box\n  Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n  I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n  We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n  Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n  I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n  I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n  She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n  I put my head in my hands and scream\n  \"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\n  The voice on the speaker says\n  \"I don't have all day.\"\n  I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n  I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n  She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n  I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n  Plus we need curly fries\n  And don't you dare forget it!\n  And two medium root beers\n  No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n  Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n  So read me back my order\n  Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n  She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n  Two - you want a cheeseburger\n  Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n  \"Stop! Don't go no further!\n  I never ordered a large root beer\n  I said medium, not large!\"\n  Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n  I supersized you at no charge.\"\n  \"Oh.\" And that's all\n  I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n  And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n  That I really think you should know\n  You can have unlimited refills\n  For just a quarter more.\"\n  I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n  Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n  Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n  And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n  Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n  She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n  Who goes to school with me\n  I sat behind him last year\n  And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n  I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n  He used to be my plumber\n  He was prematurely bald\n  And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n  He also had bladder problems\n  And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n  And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n  That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n  And then we both were quiet\n  And things got real intense\n  Then she says, \"Next window, please\n  That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n  So we inched ahead in line\n  Movin' painfully slow\n  I got a little bored\n  So I turned on the radio\n\n  Click, turned it off\n  Because my wife was getting a headache\n  So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n  Then I looked at her\n  And she looked back at me\n  And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n  She turned away from me\n  And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n  But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n  Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, almost\n  There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n  It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n  Now we're at the pay window\n  Or whatever you call it\n  Put my hand in my pocket\n  I can't believe there's no wallet!\n\n  And the lady at the window's like\n  \"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\n  I turn around to my wife, and say\n  \"How much have you got on you?\"\n  She just rolls her eyes and says\n  \"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\n  So she reaches into her purse\n  And busts out the American Express\n  I hand it to the lady\n  And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n  We don't take credit cards here.\"\n  I took back the card and said\n  \"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\n  And that's when I found out\n  My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n  I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n  She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n  And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n  Now the lady at the window\n  Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n  And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n  I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n  We won't be long.\"\n  So I looked around inside the glove-box\n  And checked the mat beneath my feet\n  I found a nickel in an ashtray\n  And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n  Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n  The lady counts it up and says\n  \"You're still about a dollar short\"\n  And now my woman's got this weird look\n  Frozen on her face\n  She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n  And so I turned around\n  To the cashier again\n  I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\n  So I pick up my change\n  Pick up my receipt\n  And I drive to the pickup window\n  Man, I just can't wait to eat\n  And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n  Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n  \"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\n  And he hands me a paper bag\n  I look him in the eyes\n  And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n  Well, he looks at me\n  And I look at him\n  And he looks at me\n  And I look at him\n  And he looks it me\n  And I look at him\n  And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n  What did you want again?\"\n  I say \"Ketchup!\"\n  And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n  I just spaced out there for a second\n  I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n  And then he hands me the ketchup\n  And now we're finally drivin' away\n  And the food is drivin' me mad\n  With its intoxicating bouquet\n  I'm starvin' to death\n  By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n  I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n  I just gotta have a bite!\"\n  So she reaches in the bag\n  And pulls out the burger\n  And she hands me the burger\n  And I pick up the burger\n  And then I unwrap the paper\n  I bite into those buns\n  And I just can't believe it\n  They forgot the onion!\n"},{"id":36922032,"name":"Trapped in the Drive-Thru","trackName":"Trapped in the Drive-Thru","artistName":"\"Weird Al\" Yankovic","albumName":"The Essential “Weird Al” Yankovic","duration":650.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Seven o'clock in the evening\nWatchin something stupid on TV\nI'm zoned out on the sofa\nWhen my wife comes in the room and sees me\nAnd she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\nAnd I say, \"I don't know...\"\nSay, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\nShe says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\nI said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\nShe said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\nI said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\nShe said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\nI said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\nBut first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\nAnd she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\nI said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\nShe said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\nI said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\nShe said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\nI hopped up and I said\n\"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\nShe's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\nI'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\nShe's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\nI'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\nShe's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n\nWell, I was gonna say something\nBut my cell phone started to ring\nNow who could be callin' me?\nWell, I checked my caller ID\nIt was just cousin Larry\nCallin' for the third time today\nMy wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\nI said, \"Okay.\"\n\"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\nShe said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n\"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\nAnd then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\nI step a little bit closer\nSay, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\nShe says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\nI don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\nAnd eatin' expensive food\"\nShe's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\nI say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\nAnd Burrito King would make me gassy\nThere's no doubt\"\nShe says, \"Just forget about it\"\nI said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\nThen I get an idea\nI say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\nShe says, \"What?\"\nI say, \"Guess!\"\nShe says \"What?\"\nI say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n\nSo we head out the front door\nOpen the garage door\nThen I open the car doors\nAnd we get in those car doors\nPut my key in the ignition\nAnd then I turn it sideways\nThen we fasten our seat belts\nAs we pull out the driveway\nThen we drive to the drive-thru\nHeading off to the drive-thru\nWe're approaching the drive-thru\nGetting close to the drive-thru\nAlmost there at the drive-thru\nNow we're here at the drive-thru\nHere in line at the drive-thru\nDid I mention the drive-thru?\n\nWell, here we are\nIn the drive-thru line, me and her\nCars in front of us, cars in back of us\nAll just waiting to order\nThere's some idiot in a Volvo\nWith his brights on behind me\nI lean out the window and scream\n\"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\nMy wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\nI said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\nSo I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\nNow a woman on a speaker box\nIs sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\nI said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\nWe'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\nThen my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\nI think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\nI said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\nShe says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\nI put my head in my hands and scream\n\"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\nThe voice on the speaker says\n\"I don't have all day.\"\nI said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\nI wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\nShe's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\nI'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\nPlus we need curly fries\nAnd don't you dare forget it!\nAnd two medium root beers\nNo, just one, we'll split it.\"\nThen I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\nSo read me back my order\nLet's make sure you got it right.\"\nShe says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\nTwo - you want a cheeseburger\nThree - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n\"Stop! Don't go no further!\nI never ordered a large root beer\nI said medium, not large!\"\nThen she says, \"We're havin' a special\nI supersized you at no charge.\"\n\"Oh.\" And that's all\nI could say, was \"Oh.\"\nAnd she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\nThat I really think you should know\nYou can have unlimited refills\nFor just a quarter more.\"\nI say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\nThen she says, \"Wait a minute\nYour voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\nAnd my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\nNow tell me, who's this Paul?\"\nShe says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\nWho goes to school with me\nI sat behind him last year\nAnd I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\nI said, \"I know a guy named Paul\nHe used to be my plumber\nHe was prematurely bald\nAnd he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\nHe also had bladder problems\nAnd a really bad infection on his toe.\"\nAnd she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\nThat's way more than I needed to know!\"\nAnd then we both were quiet\nAnd things got real intense\nThen she says, \"Next window, please\nThat'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\nSo we inched ahead in line\nMovin' painfully slow\nI got a little bored\nSo I turned on the radio\n\nClick, turned it off\nBecause my wife was getting a headache\nSo we both just sat there quietly for her sake\nThen I looked at her\nAnd she looked back at me\nAnd I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\nShe turned away from me\nAnd then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\nBut hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\nThen she said, \"How about now?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, almost\nThere's still a little bit there, but don't worry\nIt's probably just a piece of toast.\"\nNow we're at the pay window\nOr whatever you call it\nPut my hand in my pocket\nI can't believe there's no wallet!\n\nAnd the lady at the window's like\n\"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\nI turn around to my wife, and say\n\"How much have you got on you?\"\nShe just rolls her eyes and says\n\"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\nSo she reaches into her purse\nAnd busts out the American Express\nI hand it to the lady\nAnd she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\nWe don't take credit cards here.\"\nI took back the card and said\n\"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\nAnd that's when I found out\nMy wife was only carryin' three bucks\nI said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\nShe says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\nAnd I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\nNow the lady at the window\nIs lookin' at me kind of strange\nAnd she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\nI said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\nWe won't be long.\"\nSo I looked around inside the glove-box\nAnd checked the mat beneath my feet\nI found a nickel in an ashtray\nAnd a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\nBefore long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\nThe lady counts it up and says\n\"You're still about a dollar short\"\nAnd now my woman's got this weird look\nFrozen on her face\nShe screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\nAnd so I turned around\nTo the cashier again\nI shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\nSo I pick up my change\nPick up my receipt\nAnd I drive to the pickup window\nMan, I just can't wait to eat\nAnd now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\nWearin' a dorky nametag that says\n\"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\nAnd he hands me a paper bag\nI look him in the eyes\nAnd I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\nWell, he looks at me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he looks at me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he looks it me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he says, \"I'm sorry!\nWhat did you want again?\"\nI say \"Ketchup!\"\nAnd he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\nI just spaced out there for a second\nI'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\nAnd then he hands me the ketchup\nAnd now we're finally drivin' away\nAnd the food is drivin' me mad\nWith its intoxicating bouquet\nI'm starvin' to death\nBy the time we pull up at the traffic light\nI say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\nI just gotta have a bite!\"\nSo she reaches in the bag\nAnd pulls out the burger\nAnd she hands me the burger\nAnd I pick up the burger\nAnd then I unwrap the paper\nI bite into those buns\nAnd I just can't believe it\nThey forgot the onion!","syncedLyrics":"[00:21.42] Seven o'clock in the evening\n[00:22.88] Watchin something stupid on TV\n[00:25.34] I'm zoned out on the sofa\n[00:27.29] When my wife comes in the room and sees me\n[00:30.12] And she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\n[00:34.64] And I say, \"I don't know...\"\n[00:36.12] Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n[00:39.32] She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n[00:43.77] I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n[00:47.77] She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n[00:50.06] I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n[00:52.21] She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n[00:54.48] I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n[00:56.73] But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n[01:01.20] And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n[01:05.23] I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n[01:07.83] She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n[01:09.88] I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n[01:12.20] She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n[01:14.41] I hopped up and I said\n[01:15.71] \"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\n[01:18.33] She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n[01:23.32] I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n[01:26.00] She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n[01:27.90] I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n[01:29.46] She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n[01:32.16] Well, I was gonna say something\n[01:34.55] But my cell phone started to ring\n[01:36.62] Now who could be callin' me?\n[01:38.78] Well, I checked my caller ID\n[01:40.82] It was just cousin Larry\n[01:42.43] Callin' for the third time today\n[01:45.54] My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n[01:47.64] I said, \"Okay.\"\n[01:49.91] \"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\n[01:53.85] She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n[01:56.78] \"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\n[01:59.04] And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n[02:02.66] I says, \"No\"\n[02:03.35] She says, \"Yes\"\n[02:04.09] I says, \"No\"\n[02:04.62] She says, \"Yes\"\n[02:05.26] I says, \"No\"\n[02:05.58] She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n[02:07.95] I step a little bit closer\n[02:10.07] Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n[02:12.30] She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n[02:14.37] I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n[02:16.63] I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n[02:18.81] And eatin' expensive food\"\n[02:21.18] She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n[02:22.56] I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n[02:25.22] And Burrito King would make me gassy\n[02:28.01] There's no doubt\"\n[02:29.85] She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n[02:31.71] I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n[02:34.37] Then I get an idea\n[02:36.72] I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n[02:38.37] She says, \"What?\"\n[02:38.88] I say, \"Guess!\"\n[02:39.50] She says \"What?\"\n[02:40.27] I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n[02:43.31] So we head out the front door\n[02:45.53] Open the garage door\n[02:47.81] Then I open the car doors\n[02:49.92] And we get in those car doors\n[02:52.09] Put my key in the ignition\n[02:54.41] And then I turn it sideways\n[02:56.66] Then we fasten our seat belts\n[02:58.86] As we pull out the driveway\n[03:01.15] Then we drive to the drive-thru\n[03:03.35] Heading off to the drive-thru\n[03:05.49] We're approaching the drive-thru\n[03:07.72] Getting close to the drive-thru\n[03:10.03] Almost there at the drive-thru\n[03:12.13] Now we're here at the drive-thru\n[03:14.38] Here in line at the drive-thru\n[03:16.64] Did I mention the drive-thru?\n[03:19.31] \n[03:27.31] Well, here we are\n[03:29.03] In the drive-thru line, me and her\n[03:32.24] Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n[03:34.29] All just waiting to order\n[03:36.08] There's some idiot in a Volvo\n[03:38.46] With his brights on behind me\n[03:40.60] I lean out the window and scream\n[03:42.23] \"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\n[03:45.58] My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n[03:50.06] I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n[03:52.46] So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n[03:54.23] Now a woman on a speaker box\n[03:56.36] Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n[03:58.54] I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n[04:00.50] We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n[04:02.96] Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n[04:07.78] I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n[04:11.81] I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n[04:14.28] She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n[04:16.65] I put my head in my hands and scream\n[04:18.81] \"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\n[04:21.04] The voice on the speaker says\n[04:23.02] \"I don't have all day.\"\n[04:25.27] I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n[04:29.79] I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n[04:34.30] She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n[04:36.19] I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n[04:38.52] Plus we need curly fries\n[04:41.13] And don't you dare forget it!\n[04:43.28] And two medium root beers\n[04:45.55] No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n[04:47.44] Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n[04:52.10] So read me back my order\n[04:54.19] Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n[04:56.03] She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n[04:58.58] Two - you want a cheeseburger\n[05:00.75] Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n[05:03.32] \"Stop! Don't go no further!\n[05:05.91] I never ordered a large root beer\n[05:07.43] I said medium, not large!\"\n[05:09.99] Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n[05:11.88] I supersized you at no charge.\"\n[05:14.15] \"Oh.\" And that's all\n[05:16.65] I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n[05:18.22] And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n[05:20.56] That I really think you should know\n[05:23.00] You can have unlimited refills\n[05:25.09] For just a quarter more.\"\n[05:27.16] I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n[05:31.88] Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n[05:33.74] Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n[05:36.89] And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n[05:39.52] Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n[05:41.55] She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n[05:43.56] Who goes to school with me\n[05:46.11] I sat behind him last year\n[05:47.56] And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n[05:50.46] I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n[05:52.84] He used to be my plumber\n[05:55.08] He was prematurely bald\n[05:57.35] And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n[05:59.40] He also had bladder problems\n[06:01.23] And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n[06:03.64] And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n[06:05.99] That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n[06:08.35] And then we both were quiet\n[06:10.73] And things got real intense\n[06:12.73] Then she says, \"Next window, please\n[06:14.49] That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n[06:17.15] So we inched ahead in line\n[06:19.45] Movin' painfully slow\n[06:21.27] I got a little bored\n[06:23.03] So I turned on the radio\n[06:25.52] \n[06:41.81] Click, turned it off\n[06:43.11] Because my wife was getting a headache\n[06:46.64] So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n[06:51.27] Then I looked at her\n[06:53.63] And she looked back at me\n[06:55.32] And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n[06:59.84] She turned away from me\n[07:01.61] And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n[07:04.18] I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n[07:07.13] But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n[07:09.23] Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n[07:11.93] I said, \"Yeah, almost\n[07:13.58] There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n[07:15.56] It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n[07:17.70] Now we're at the pay window\n[07:19.65] Or whatever you call it\n[07:21.99] Put my hand in my pocket\n[07:24.08] I can't believe there's no wallet!\n[07:33.69] And the lady at the window's like\n[07:35.58] \"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\n[07:39.71] I turn around to my wife, and say\n[07:41.73] \"How much have you got on you?\"\n[07:43.97] She just rolls her eyes and says\n[07:46.17] \"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\n[07:48.76] So she reaches into her purse\n[07:50.42] And busts out the American Express\n[07:53.35] I hand it to the lady\n[07:55.43] And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n[07:59.98] We don't take credit cards here.\"\n[08:02.02] I took back the card and said\n[08:03.86] \"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\n[08:06.39] And that's when I found out\n[08:08.34] My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n[08:11.30] I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n[08:15.95] She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n[08:20.06] And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n[08:24.32] Now the lady at the window\n[08:25.69] Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n[08:28.67] And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n[08:33.30] I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n[08:36.12] We won't be long.\"\n[08:37.60] So I looked around inside the glove-box\n[08:39.92] And checked the mat beneath my feet\n[08:42.20] I found a nickel in an ashtray\n[08:43.57] And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n[08:46.42] Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n[08:50.93] The lady counts it up and says\n[08:53.15] \"You're still about a dollar short\"\n[08:55.41] And now my woman's got this weird look\n[08:57.32] Frozen on her face\n[08:59.34] She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n[09:04.20] And so I turned around\n[09:06.54] To the cashier again\n[09:08.82] I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\n[09:12.98] So I pick up my change\n[09:15.02] Pick up my receipt\n[09:17.14] And I drive to the pickup window\n[09:19.43] Man, I just can't wait to eat\n[09:21.73] And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n[09:26.31] Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n[09:28.35] \"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\n[09:30.88] And he hands me a paper bag\n[09:33.21] I look him in the eyes\n[09:35.49] And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n[09:39.98] Well, he looks at me\n[09:42.75] And I look at him\n[09:44.95] And he looks at me\n[09:47.20] And I look at him\n[09:49.35] And he looks it me\n[09:51.52] And I look at him\n[09:53.79] And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n[09:55.55] What did you want again?\"\n[09:57.93] I say \"Ketchup!\"\n[09:59.62] And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n[10:02.05] I just spaced out there for a second\n[10:04.38] I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n[10:06.85] And then he hands me the ketchup\n[10:09.49] And now we're finally drivin' away\n[10:12.15] And the food is drivin' me mad\n[10:13.64] With its intoxicating bouquet\n[10:16.20] I'm starvin' to death\n[10:17.29] By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n[10:20.36] I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n[10:22.74] I just gotta have a bite!\"\n[10:24.91] So she reaches in the bag\n[10:27.24] And pulls out the burger\n[10:29.36] And she hands me the burger\n[10:31.36] And I pick up the burger\n[10:33.75] And then I unwrap the paper\n[10:36.30] I bite into those buns\n[10:38.57] And I just can't believe it\n[10:40.71] They forgot the onion!\n[10:44.59] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Trapped in the Drive-Thru\n  artist: '\"Weird Al\" Yankovic'\n  album: The Essential “Weird Al” Yankovic\n  duration_ms: 650000\n  instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Seven o'clock in the evening\n  start_ms: 21420\n  end_ms: 22880\n- text: Watchin something stupid on TV\n  start_ms: 22880\n  end_ms: 25340\n- text: I'm zoned out on the sofa\n  start_ms: 25340\n  end_ms: 27290\n- text: When my wife comes in the room and sees me\n  start_ms: 27290\n  end_ms: 30120\n- text: And she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\n  start_ms: 30120\n  end_ms: 34640\n- text: And I say, \"I don't know...\"\n  start_ms: 34640\n  end_ms: 36120\n- text: Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n  start_ms: 36120\n  end_ms: 39320\n- text: She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n  start_ms: 39320\n  end_ms: 43770\n- text: I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n  start_ms: 43770\n  end_ms: 47770\n- text: She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n  start_ms: 47770\n  end_ms: 50060\n- text: I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n  start_ms: 50060\n  end_ms: 52210\n- text: She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n  start_ms: 52210\n  end_ms: 54480\n- text: I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n  start_ms: 54480\n  end_ms: 56730\n- text: But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n  start_ms: 56730\n  end_ms: 61200\n- text: And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n  start_ms: 61200\n  end_ms: 65230\n- text: I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n  start_ms: 65230\n  end_ms: 67830\n- text: She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n  start_ms: 67830\n  end_ms: 69880\n- text: I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n  start_ms: 69880\n  end_ms: 72200\n- text: She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n  start_ms: 72200\n  end_ms: 74410\n- text: I hopped up and I said\n  start_ms: 74410\n  end_ms: 75710\n- text: '\"I don''t know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"'\n  start_ms: 75710\n  end_ms: 78330\n- text: She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n  start_ms: 78330\n  end_ms: 83320\n- text: I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n  start_ms: 83320\n  end_ms: 86000\n- text: She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n  start_ms: 86000\n  end_ms: 87900\n- text: I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n  start_ms: 87900\n  end_ms: 89460\n- text: She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n  start_ms: 89460\n  end_ms: 92160\n- text: Well, I was gonna say something\n  start_ms: 92160\n  end_ms: 94550\n- text: But my cell phone started to ring\n  start_ms: 94550\n  end_ms: 96620\n- text: Now who could be callin' me?\n  start_ms: 96620\n  end_ms: 98780\n- text: Well, I checked my caller ID\n  start_ms: 98780\n  end_ms: 100820\n- text: It was just cousin Larry\n  start_ms: 100820\n  end_ms: 102430\n- text: Callin' for the third time today\n  start_ms: 102430\n  end_ms: 105540\n- text: My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n  start_ms: 105540\n  end_ms: 107640\n- text: I said, \"Okay.\"\n  start_ms: 107640\n  end_ms: 109910\n- text: '\"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"'\n  start_ms: 109910\n  end_ms: 113850\n- text: She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n  start_ms: 113850\n  end_ms: 116780\n- text: '\"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don''t you?\"'\n  start_ms: 116780\n  end_ms: 119040\n- text: And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n  start_ms: 119040\n  end_ms: 122660\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 122660\n  end_ms: 123350\n- text: She says, \"Yes\"\n  start_ms: 123350\n  end_ms: 124090\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 124090\n  end_ms: 124620\n- text: She says, \"Yes\"\n  start_ms: 124620\n  end_ms: 125260\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 125260\n  end_ms: 125580\n- text: She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n  start_ms: 125580\n  end_ms: 127950\n- text: I step a little bit closer\n  start_ms: 127950\n  end_ms: 130070\n- text: Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n  start_ms: 130070\n  end_ms: 132300\n- text: She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n  start_ms: 132300\n  end_ms: 134370\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n  start_ms: 134370\n  end_ms: 136630\n- text: I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n  start_ms: 136630\n  end_ms: 138810\n- text: And eatin' expensive food\"\n  start_ms: 138810\n  end_ms: 141180\n- text: She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n  start_ms: 141180\n  end_ms: 142560\n- text: I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n  start_ms: 142560\n  end_ms: 145220\n- text: And Burrito King would make me gassy\n  start_ms: 145220\n  end_ms: 148010\n- text: There's no doubt\"\n  start_ms: 148010\n  end_ms: 149850\n- text: She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n  start_ms: 149850\n  end_ms: 151710\n- text: I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n  start_ms: 151710\n  end_ms: 154370\n- text: Then I get an idea\n  start_ms: 154370\n  end_ms: 156720\n- text: I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n  start_ms: 156720\n  end_ms: 158370\n- text: She says, \"What?\"\n  start_ms: 158370\n  end_ms: 158880\n- text: I say, \"Guess!\"\n  start_ms: 158880\n  end_ms: 159500\n- text: She says \"What?\"\n  start_ms: 159500\n  end_ms: 160270\n- text: I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n  start_ms: 160270\n  end_ms: 163310\n- text: So we head out the front door\n  start_ms: 163310\n  end_ms: 165530\n- text: Open the garage door\n  start_ms: 165530\n  end_ms: 167810\n- text: Then I open the car doors\n  start_ms: 167810\n  end_ms: 169920\n- text: And we get in those car doors\n  start_ms: 169920\n  end_ms: 172090\n- text: Put my key in the ignition\n  start_ms: 172090\n  end_ms: 174410\n- text: And then I turn it sideways\n  start_ms: 174410\n  end_ms: 176660\n- text: Then we fasten our seat belts\n  start_ms: 176660\n  end_ms: 178860\n- text: As we pull out the driveway\n  start_ms: 178860\n  end_ms: 181150\n- text: Then we drive to the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 181150\n  end_ms: 183350\n- text: Heading off to the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 183350\n  end_ms: 185490\n- text: We're approaching the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 185490\n  end_ms: 187720\n- text: Getting close to the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 187720\n  end_ms: 190030\n- text: Almost there at the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 190030\n  end_ms: 192130\n- text: Now we're here at the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 192130\n  end_ms: 194380\n- text: Here in line at the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 194380\n  end_ms: 196640\n- text: Did I mention the drive-thru?\n  start_ms: 196640\n  end_ms: 199310\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 199310\n  end_ms: 207310\n- text: Well, here we are\n  start_ms: 207310\n  end_ms: 209030\n- text: In the drive-thru line, me and her\n  start_ms: 209030\n  end_ms: 212240\n- text: Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n  start_ms: 212240\n  end_ms: 214290\n- text: All just waiting to order\n  start_ms: 214290\n  end_ms: 216080\n- text: There's some idiot in a Volvo\n  start_ms: 216080\n  end_ms: 218460\n- text: With his brights on behind me\n  start_ms: 218460\n  end_ms: 220600\n- text: I lean out the window and scream\n  start_ms: 220600\n  end_ms: 222230\n- text: '\"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"'\n  start_ms: 222230\n  end_ms: 225580\n- text: My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n  start_ms: 225580\n  end_ms: 230060\n- text: I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n  start_ms: 230060\n  end_ms: 232460\n- text: So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n  start_ms: 232460\n  end_ms: 234230\n- text: Now a woman on a speaker box\n  start_ms: 234230\n  end_ms: 236360\n- text: Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n  start_ms: 236360\n  end_ms: 238540\n- text: I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n  start_ms: 238540\n  end_ms: 240500\n- text: We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n  start_ms: 240500\n  end_ms: 242960\n- text: Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n  start_ms: 242960\n  end_ms: 247780\n- text: I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n  start_ms: 247780\n  end_ms: 251810\n- text: I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n  start_ms: 251810\n  end_ms: 254280\n- text: She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n  start_ms: 254280\n  end_ms: 256650\n- text: I put my head in my hands and scream\n  start_ms: 256650\n  end_ms: 258810\n- text: '\"I don''t know who you are anymore!\"'\n  start_ms: 258810\n  end_ms: 261040\n- text: The voice on the speaker says\n  start_ms: 261040\n  end_ms: 263020\n- text: '\"I don''t have all day.\"'\n  start_ms: 263020\n  end_ms: 265270\n- text: I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n  start_ms: 265270\n  end_ms: 269790\n- text: I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n  start_ms: 269790\n  end_ms: 274300\n- text: She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n  start_ms: 274300\n  end_ms: 276190\n- text: I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n  start_ms: 276190\n  end_ms: 278520\n- text: Plus we need curly fries\n  start_ms: 278520\n  end_ms: 281130\n- text: And don't you dare forget it!\n  start_ms: 281130\n  end_ms: 283280\n- text: And two medium root beers\n  start_ms: 283280\n  end_ms: 285550\n- text: No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n  start_ms: 285550\n  end_ms: 287440\n- text: Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n  start_ms: 287440\n  end_ms: 292100\n- text: So read me back my order\n  start_ms: 292100\n  end_ms: 294190\n- text: Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n  start_ms: 294190\n  end_ms: 296030\n- text: She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n  start_ms: 296030\n  end_ms: 298580\n- text: Two - you want a cheeseburger\n  start_ms: 298580\n  end_ms: 300750\n- text: Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n  start_ms: 300750\n  end_ms: 303320\n- text: '\"Stop! Don''t go no further!'\n  start_ms: 303320\n  end_ms: 305910\n- text: I never ordered a large root beer\n  start_ms: 305910\n  end_ms: 307430\n- text: I said medium, not large!\"\n  start_ms: 307430\n  end_ms: 309990\n- text: Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n  start_ms: 309990\n  end_ms: 311880\n- text: I supersized you at no charge.\"\n  start_ms: 311880\n  end_ms: 314150\n- text: '\"Oh.\" And that''s all'\n  start_ms: 314150\n  end_ms: 316650\n- text: I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n  start_ms: 316650\n  end_ms: 318220\n- text: And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n  start_ms: 318220\n  end_ms: 320560\n- text: That I really think you should know\n  start_ms: 320560\n  end_ms: 323000\n- text: You can have unlimited refills\n  start_ms: 323000\n  end_ms: 325090\n- text: For just a quarter more.\"\n  start_ms: 325090\n  end_ms: 327160\n- text: I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n  start_ms: 327160\n  end_ms: 331880\n- text: Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n  start_ms: 331880\n  end_ms: 333740\n- text: Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n  start_ms: 333740\n  end_ms: 336890\n- text: And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n  start_ms: 336890\n  end_ms: 339520\n- text: Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n  start_ms: 339520\n  end_ms: 341550\n- text: She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n  start_ms: 341550\n  end_ms: 343560\n- text: Who goes to school with me\n  start_ms: 343560\n  end_ms: 346110\n- text: I sat behind him last year\n  start_ms: 346110\n  end_ms: 347560\n- text: And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n  start_ms: 347560\n  end_ms: 350460\n- text: I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n  start_ms: 350460\n  end_ms: 352840\n- text: He used to be my plumber\n  start_ms: 352840\n  end_ms: 355080\n- text: He was prematurely bald\n  start_ms: 355080\n  end_ms: 357350\n- text: And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n  start_ms: 357350\n  end_ms: 359400\n- text: He also had bladder problems\n  start_ms: 359400\n  end_ms: 361230\n- text: And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n  start_ms: 361230\n  end_ms: 363640\n- text: And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n  start_ms: 363640\n  end_ms: 365990\n- text: That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n  start_ms: 365990\n  end_ms: 368350\n- text: And then we both were quiet\n  start_ms: 368350\n  end_ms: 370730\n- text: And things got real intense\n  start_ms: 370730\n  end_ms: 372730\n- text: Then she says, \"Next window, please\n  start_ms: 372730\n  end_ms: 374490\n- text: That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n  start_ms: 374490\n  end_ms: 377150\n- text: So we inched ahead in line\n  start_ms: 377150\n  end_ms: 379450\n- text: Movin' painfully slow\n  start_ms: 379450\n  end_ms: 381270\n- text: I got a little bored\n  start_ms: 381270\n  end_ms: 383030\n- text: So I turned on the radio\n  start_ms: 383030\n  end_ms: 385520\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 385520\n  end_ms: 401810\n- text: Click, turned it off\n  start_ms: 401810\n  end_ms: 403110\n- text: Because my wife was getting a headache\n  start_ms: 403110\n  end_ms: 406640\n- text: So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n  start_ms: 406640\n  end_ms: 411270\n- text: Then I looked at her\n  start_ms: 411270\n  end_ms: 413630\n- text: And she looked back at me\n  start_ms: 413630\n  end_ms: 415320\n- text: And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n  start_ms: 415320\n  end_ms: 419840\n- text: She turned away from me\n  start_ms: 419840\n  end_ms: 421610\n- text: And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n  start_ms: 421610\n  end_ms: 424180\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n  start_ms: 424180\n  end_ms: 427130\n- text: But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n  start_ms: 427130\n  end_ms: 429230\n- text: Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n  start_ms: 429230\n  end_ms: 431930\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, almost\n  start_ms: 431930\n  end_ms: 433580\n- text: There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n  start_ms: 433580\n  end_ms: 435560\n- text: It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n  start_ms: 435560\n  end_ms: 437700\n- text: Now we're at the pay window\n  start_ms: 437700\n  end_ms: 439650\n- text: Or whatever you call it\n  start_ms: 439650\n  end_ms: 441990\n- text: Put my hand in my pocket\n  start_ms: 441990\n  end_ms: 444080\n- text: I can't believe there's no wallet!\n  start_ms: 444080\n  end_ms: 453690\n- text: And the lady at the window's like\n  start_ms: 453690\n  end_ms: 455580\n- text: '\"Well, well, well, that''ll be five eighty-two.\"'\n  start_ms: 455580\n  end_ms: 459710\n- text: I turn around to my wife, and say\n  start_ms: 459710\n  end_ms: 461730\n- text: '\"How much have you got on you?\"'\n  start_ms: 461730\n  end_ms: 463970\n- text: She just rolls her eyes and says\n  start_ms: 463970\n  end_ms: 466170\n- text: '\"I''ll pay for this, I guess\"'\n  start_ms: 466170\n  end_ms: 468760\n- text: So she reaches into her purse\n  start_ms: 468760\n  end_ms: 470420\n- text: And busts out the American Express\n  start_ms: 470420\n  end_ms: 473350\n- text: I hand it to the lady\n  start_ms: 473350\n  end_ms: 475430\n- text: And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n  start_ms: 475430\n  end_ms: 479980\n- text: We don't take credit cards here.\"\n  start_ms: 479980\n  end_ms: 482020\n- text: I took back the card and said\n  start_ms: 482020\n  end_ms: 483860\n- text: '\"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"'\n  start_ms: 483860\n  end_ms: 486390\n- text: And that's when I found out\n  start_ms: 486390\n  end_ms: 488340\n- text: My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n  start_ms: 488340\n  end_ms: 491300\n- text: I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n  start_ms: 491300\n  end_ms: 495950\n- text: She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n  start_ms: 495950\n  end_ms: 500060\n- text: And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n  start_ms: 500060\n  end_ms: 504320\n- text: Now the lady at the window\n  start_ms: 504320\n  end_ms: 505690\n- text: Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n  start_ms: 505690\n  end_ms: 508670\n- text: And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n  start_ms: 508670\n  end_ms: 513300\n- text: I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n  start_ms: 513300\n  end_ms: 516120\n- text: We won't be long.\"\n  start_ms: 516120\n  end_ms: 517600\n- text: So I looked around inside the glove-box\n  start_ms: 517600\n  end_ms: 519920\n- text: And checked the mat beneath my feet\n  start_ms: 519920\n  end_ms: 522200\n- text: I found a nickel in an ashtray\n  start_ms: 522200\n  end_ms: 523570\n- text: And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n  start_ms: 523570\n  end_ms: 526420\n- text: Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n  start_ms: 526420\n  end_ms: 530930\n- text: The lady counts it up and says\n  start_ms: 530930\n  end_ms: 533150\n- text: '\"You''re still about a dollar short\"'\n  start_ms: 533150\n  end_ms: 535410\n- text: And now my woman's got this weird look\n  start_ms: 535410\n  end_ms: 537320\n- text: Frozen on her face\n  start_ms: 537320\n  end_ms: 539340\n- text: She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n  start_ms: 539340\n  end_ms: 544200\n- text: And so I turned around\n  start_ms: 544200\n  end_ms: 546540\n- text: To the cashier again\n  start_ms: 546540\n  end_ms: 548820\n- text: 'I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"'\n  start_ms: 548820\n  end_ms: 552980\n- text: So I pick up my change\n  start_ms: 552980\n  end_ms: 555020\n- text: Pick up my receipt\n  start_ms: 555020\n  end_ms: 557140\n- text: And I drive to the pickup window\n  start_ms: 557140\n  end_ms: 559430\n- text: Man, I just can't wait to eat\n  start_ms: 559430\n  end_ms: 561730\n- text: And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n  start_ms: 561730\n  end_ms: 566310\n- text: Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n  start_ms: 566310\n  end_ms: 568350\n- text: '\"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"'\n  start_ms: 568350\n  end_ms: 570880\n- text: And he hands me a paper bag\n  start_ms: 570880\n  end_ms: 573210\n- text: I look him in the eyes\n  start_ms: 573210\n  end_ms: 575490\n- text: And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n  start_ms: 575490\n  end_ms: 579980\n- text: Well, he looks at me\n  start_ms: 579980\n  end_ms: 582750\n- text: And I look at him\n  start_ms: 582750\n  end_ms: 584950\n- text: And he looks at me\n  start_ms: 584950\n  end_ms: 587200\n- text: And I look at him\n  start_ms: 587200\n  end_ms: 589350\n- text: And he looks it me\n  start_ms: 589350\n  end_ms: 591520\n- text: And I look at him\n  start_ms: 591520\n  end_ms: 593790\n- text: And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n  start_ms: 593790\n  end_ms: 595550\n- text: What did you want again?\"\n  start_ms: 595550\n  end_ms: 597930\n- text: I say \"Ketchup!\"\n  start_ms: 597930\n  end_ms: 599620\n- text: And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n  start_ms: 599620\n  end_ms: 602050\n- text: I just spaced out there for a second\n  start_ms: 602050\n  end_ms: 604380\n- text: I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n  start_ms: 604380\n  end_ms: 606850\n- text: And then he hands me the ketchup\n  start_ms: 606850\n  end_ms: 609490\n- text: And now we're finally drivin' away\n  start_ms: 609490\n  end_ms: 612150\n- text: And the food is drivin' me mad\n  start_ms: 612150\n  end_ms: 613640\n- text: With its intoxicating bouquet\n  start_ms: 613640\n  end_ms: 616200\n- text: I'm starvin' to death\n  start_ms: 616200\n  end_ms: 617290\n- text: By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n  start_ms: 617290\n  end_ms: 620360\n- text: I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n  start_ms: 620360\n  end_ms: 622740\n- text: I just gotta have a bite!\"\n  start_ms: 622740\n  end_ms: 624910\n- text: So she reaches in the bag\n  start_ms: 624910\n  end_ms: 627240\n- text: And pulls out the burger\n  start_ms: 627240\n  end_ms: 629360\n- text: And she hands me the burger\n  start_ms: 629360\n  end_ms: 631360\n- text: And I pick up the burger\n  start_ms: 631360\n  end_ms: 633750\n- text: And then I unwrap the paper\n  start_ms: 633750\n  end_ms: 636300\n- text: I bite into those buns\n  start_ms: 636300\n  end_ms: 638570\n- text: And I just can't believe it\n  start_ms: 638570\n  end_ms: 640710\n- text: They forgot the onion!\n  start_ms: 640710\n  end_ms: 644590\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 644590\nplain: |-\n  Seven o'clock in the evening\n  Watchin something stupid on TV\n  I'm zoned out on the sofa\n  When my wife comes in the room and sees me\n  And she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\n  And I say, \"I don't know...\"\n  Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n  She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n  I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n  She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n  I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n  She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n  I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n  But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n  And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n  I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n  She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n  I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n  She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n  I hopped up and I said\n  \"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\n  She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n  I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n  She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n  I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n  She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n\n  Well, I was gonna say something\n  But my cell phone started to ring\n  Now who could be callin' me?\n  Well, I checked my caller ID\n  It was just cousin Larry\n  Callin' for the third time today\n  My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n  I said, \"Okay.\"\n  \"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\n  She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n  \"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\n  And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n  I step a little bit closer\n  Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n  She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n  I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n  And eatin' expensive food\"\n  She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n  I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n  And Burrito King would make me gassy\n  There's no doubt\"\n  She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n  I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n  Then I get an idea\n  I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n  She says, \"What?\"\n  I say, \"Guess!\"\n  She says \"What?\"\n  I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n\n  So we head out the front door\n  Open the garage door\n  Then I open the car doors\n  And we get in those car doors\n  Put my key in the ignition\n  And then I turn it sideways\n  Then we fasten our seat belts\n  As we pull out the driveway\n  Then we drive to the drive-thru\n  Heading off to the drive-thru\n  We're approaching the drive-thru\n  Getting close to the drive-thru\n  Almost there at the drive-thru\n  Now we're here at the drive-thru\n  Here in line at the drive-thru\n  Did I mention the drive-thru?\n\n  Well, here we are\n  In the drive-thru line, me and her\n  Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n  All just waiting to order\n  There's some idiot in a Volvo\n  With his brights on behind me\n  I lean out the window and scream\n  \"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\n  My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n  I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n  So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n  Now a woman on a speaker box\n  Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n  I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n  We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n  Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n  I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n  I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n  She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n  I put my head in my hands and scream\n  \"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\n  The voice on the speaker says\n  \"I don't have all day.\"\n  I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n  I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n  She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n  I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n  Plus we need curly fries\n  And don't you dare forget it!\n  And two medium root beers\n  No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n  Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n  So read me back my order\n  Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n  She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n  Two - you want a cheeseburger\n  Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n  \"Stop! Don't go no further!\n  I never ordered a large root beer\n  I said medium, not large!\"\n  Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n  I supersized you at no charge.\"\n  \"Oh.\" And that's all\n  I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n  And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n  That I really think you should know\n  You can have unlimited refills\n  For just a quarter more.\"\n  I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n  Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n  Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n  And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n  Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n  She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n  Who goes to school with me\n  I sat behind him last year\n  And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n  I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n  He used to be my plumber\n  He was prematurely bald\n  And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n  He also had bladder problems\n  And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n  And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n  That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n  And then we both were quiet\n  And things got real intense\n  Then she says, \"Next window, please\n  That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n  So we inched ahead in line\n  Movin' painfully slow\n  I got a little bored\n  So I turned on the radio\n\n  Click, turned it off\n  Because my wife was getting a headache\n  So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n  Then I looked at her\n  And she looked back at me\n  And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n  She turned away from me\n  And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n  But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n  Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, almost\n  There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n  It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n  Now we're at the pay window\n  Or whatever you call it\n  Put my hand in my pocket\n  I can't believe there's no wallet!\n\n  And the lady at the window's like\n  \"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\n  I turn around to my wife, and say\n  \"How much have you got on you?\"\n  She just rolls her eyes and says\n  \"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\n  So she reaches into her purse\n  And busts out the American Express\n  I hand it to the lady\n  And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n  We don't take credit cards here.\"\n  I took back the card and said\n  \"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\n  And that's when I found out\n  My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n  I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n  She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n  And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n  Now the lady at the window\n  Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n  And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n  I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n  We won't be long.\"\n  So I looked around inside the glove-box\n  And checked the mat beneath my feet\n  I found a nickel in an ashtray\n  And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n  Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n  The lady counts it up and says\n  \"You're still about a dollar short\"\n  And now my woman's got this weird look\n  Frozen on her face\n  She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n  And so I turned around\n  To the cashier again\n  I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\n  So I pick up my change\n  Pick up my receipt\n  And I drive to the pickup window\n  Man, I just can't wait to eat\n  And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n  Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n  \"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\n  And he hands me a paper bag\n  I look him in the eyes\n  And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n  Well, he looks at me\n  And I look at him\n  And he looks at me\n  And I look at him\n  And he looks it me\n  And I look at him\n  And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n  What did you want again?\"\n  I say \"Ketchup!\"\n  And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n  I just spaced out there for a second\n  I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n  And then he hands me the ketchup\n  And now we're finally drivin' away\n  And the food is drivin' me mad\n  With its intoxicating bouquet\n  I'm starvin' to death\n  By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n  I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n  I just gotta have a bite!\"\n  So she reaches in the bag\n  And pulls out the burger\n  And she hands me the burger\n  And I pick up the burger\n  And then I unwrap the paper\n  I bite into those buns\n  And I just can't believe it\n  They forgot the onion!\n"},{"id":27410853,"name":"Trapped in the Drive‐Thru","trackName":"Trapped in the Drive‐Thru","artistName":"\"Weird Al\" Yankovic","albumName":"The Essential “Weird Al” Yankovic","duration":650.986667,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Seven o'clock in the evening\nWatchin something stupid on TV\nI'm zoned out on the sofa\nWhen my wife comes in the room and sees me\nAnd she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\nAnd I say, \"I don't know...\"\nSay, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\nShe says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\nI said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\nShe said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\nI said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\nShe said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\nI said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\nBut first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\nAnd she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\nI said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\nShe said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\nI said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\nShe said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\nI hopped up and I said\n\"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\nShe's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\nI'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\nShe's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\nI'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\nShe's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n\nWell, I was gonna say something\nBut my cell phone started to ring\nNow who could be callin' me?\nWell, I checked my caller ID\nIt was just cousin Larry\nCallin' for the third time today\nMy wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\nI said, \"Okay.\"\n\"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\nShe said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n\"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\nAnd then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\nI step a little bit closer\nSay, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\nShe says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\nI don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\nAnd eatin' expensive food\"\nShe's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\nI say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\nAnd Burrito King would make me gassy\nThere's no doubt\"\nShe says, \"Just forget about it\"\nI said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\nThen I get an idea\nI say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\nShe says, \"What?\"\nI say, \"Guess!\"\nShe says \"What?\"\nI say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n\nSo we head out the front door\nOpen the garage door\nThen I open the car doors\nAnd we get in those car doors\nPut my key in the ignition\nAnd then I turn it sideways\nThen we fasten our seat belts\nAs we pull out the driveway\nThen we drive to the drive-thru\nHeading off to the drive-thru\nWe're approaching the drive-thru\nGetting close to the drive-thru\nAlmost there at the drive-thru\nNow we're here at the drive-thru\nHere in line at the drive-thru\nDid I mention the drive-thru?\n\nWell, here we are\nIn the drive-thru line, me and her\nCars in front of us, cars in back of us\nAll just waiting to order\nThere's some idiot in a Volvo\nWith his brights on behind me\nI lean out the window and scream\n\"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\nMy wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\nI said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\nSo I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\nNow a woman on a speaker box\nIs sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\nI said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\nWe'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\nThen my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\nI think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\nI said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\nShe says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\nI put my head in my hands and scream\n\"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\nThe voice on the speaker says\n\"I don't have all day.\"\nI said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\nI wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\nShe's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\nI'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\nPlus we need curly fries\nAnd don't you dare forget it!\nAnd two medium root beers\nNo, just one, we'll split it.\"\nThen I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\nSo read me back my order\nLet's make sure you got it right.\"\nShe says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\nTwo - you want a cheeseburger\nThree - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n\"Stop! Don't go no further!\nI never ordered a large root beer\nI said medium, not large!\"\nThen she says, \"We're havin' a special\nI supersized you at no charge.\"\n\"Oh.\" And that's all\nI could say, was \"Oh.\"\nAnd she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\nThat I really think you should know\nYou can have unlimited refills\nFor just a quarter more.\"\nI say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\nThen she says, \"Wait a minute\nYour voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\nAnd my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\nNow tell me, who's this Paul?\"\nShe says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\nWho goes to school with me\nI sat behind him last year\nAnd I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\nI said, \"I know a guy named Paul\nHe used to be my plumber\nHe was prematurely bald\nAnd he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\nHe also had bladder problems\nAnd a really bad infection on his toe.\"\nAnd she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\nThat's way more than I needed to know!\"\nAnd then we both were quiet\nAnd things got real intense\nThen she says, \"Next window, please\nThat'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\nSo we inched ahead in line\nMovin' painfully slow\nI got a little bored\nSo I turned on the radio\n\nClick, turned it off\nBecause my wife was getting a headache\nSo we both just sat there quietly for her sake\nThen I looked at her\nAnd she looked back at me\nAnd I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\nShe turned away from me\nAnd then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\nBut hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\nThen she said, \"How about now?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, almost\nThere's still a little bit there, but don't worry\nIt's probably just a piece of toast.\"\nNow we're at the pay window\nOr whatever you call it\nPut my hand in my pocket\nI can't believe there's no wallet!\n\nAnd the lady at the window's like\n\"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\nI turn around to my wife, and say\n\"How much have you got on you?\"\nShe just rolls her eyes and says\n\"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\nSo she reaches into her purse\nAnd busts out the American Express\nI hand it to the lady\nAnd she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\nWe don't take credit cards here.\"\nI took back the card and said\n\"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\nAnd that's when I found out\nMy wife was only carryin' three bucks\nI said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\nShe says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\nAnd I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\nNow the lady at the window\nIs lookin' at me kind of strange\nAnd she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\nI said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\nWe won't be long.\"\nSo I looked around inside the glove-box\nAnd checked the mat beneath my feet\nI found a nickel in an ashtray\nAnd a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\nBefore long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\nThe lady counts it up and says\n\"You're still about a dollar short\"\nAnd now my woman's got this weird look\nFrozen on her face\nShe screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\nAnd so I turned around\nTo the cashier again\nI shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\nSo I pick up my change\nPick up my receipt\nAnd I drive to the pickup window\nMan, I just can't wait to eat\nAnd now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\nWearin' a dorky nametag that says\n\"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\nAnd he hands me a paper bag\nI look him in the eyes\nAnd I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\nWell, he looks at me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he looks at me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he looks it me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he says, \"I'm sorry!\nWhat did you want again?\"\nI say \"Ketchup!\"\nAnd he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\nI just spaced out there for a second\nI'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\nAnd then he hands me the ketchup\nAnd now we're finally drivin' away\nAnd the food is drivin' me mad\nWith its intoxicating bouquet\nI'm starvin' to death\nBy the time we pull up at the traffic light\nI say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\nI just gotta have a bite!\"\nSo she reaches in the bag\nAnd pulls out the burger\nAnd she hands me the burger\nAnd I pick up the burger\nAnd then I unwrap the paper\nI bite into those buns\nAnd I just can't believe it\nThey forgot the onion!","syncedLyrics":"[00:21.50] Seven o'clock in the evening\n[00:22.83] Watchin something stupid on TV\n[00:25.35] I'm zoned out on the sofa\n[00:27.29] When my wife comes in the room and sees me\n[00:30.16] And she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\n[00:34.63] And I say, \"I don't know...\"\n[00:36.13] Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n[00:39.39] She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n[00:43.76] I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n[00:47.76] She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n[00:50.08] I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n[00:52.22] She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n[00:54.42] I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n[00:56.72] But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n[01:01.15] And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n[01:05.26] I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n[01:07.83] She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n[01:09.83] I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n[01:12.14] She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n[01:14.42] I hopped up and I said\n[01:15.77] \"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\n[01:18.33] She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n[01:23.33] I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n[01:26.03] She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n[01:27.89] I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n[01:29.45] She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n[01:32.19] Well, I was gonna say something\n[01:34.55] But my cell phone started to ring\n[01:36.70] Now who could be callin' me?\n[01:38.78] Well, I checked my caller ID\n[01:40.89] It was just cousin Larry\n[01:42.49] Callin' for the third time today\n[01:45.50] My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n[01:47.63] I said, \"Okay.\"\n[01:49.97] \"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\n[01:53.86] She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n[01:56.76] \"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\n[01:59.02] And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n[02:02.64] I says, \"No\"\n[02:03.32] She says, \"Yes\"\n[02:04.07] I says, \"No\"\n[02:04.61] She says, \"Yes\"\n[02:05.25] I says, \"No\"\n[02:05.59] She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n[02:07.93] I step a little bit closer\n[02:10.10] Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n[02:12.35] She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n[02:14.36] I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n[02:16.61] I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n[02:18.89] And eatin' expensive food\"\n[02:21.18] She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n[02:22.60] I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n[02:25.21] And Burrito King would make me gassy\n[02:28.01] There's no doubt\"\n[02:29.82] She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n[02:31.79] I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n[02:34.36] Then I get an idea\n[02:36.73] I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n[02:38.34] She says, \"What?\"\n[02:38.85] I say, \"Guess!\"\n[02:39.41] She says \"What?\"\n[02:40.21] I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n[02:43.35] So we head out the front door\n[02:45.50] Open the garage door\n[02:47.84] Then I open the car doors\n[02:49.93] And we get in those car doors\n[02:52.08] Put my key in the ignition\n[02:54.42] And then I turn it sideways\n[02:56.64] Then we fasten our seat belts\n[02:58.83] As we pull out the driveway\n[03:01.13] Then we drive to the drive-thru\n[03:03.31] Heading off to the drive-thru\n[03:05.45] We're approaching the drive-thru\n[03:07.78] Getting close to the drive-thru\n[03:10.01] Almost there at the drive-thru\n[03:12.18] Now we're here at the drive-thru\n[03:14.38] Here in line at the drive-thru\n[03:16.66] Did I mention the drive-thru?\n[03:19.31] \n[03:27.35] Well, here we are\n[03:29.10] In the drive-thru line, me and her\n[03:32.25] Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n[03:34.22] All just waiting to order\n[03:36.10] There's some idiot in a Volvo\n[03:38.46] With his brights on behind me\n[03:40.53] I lean out the window and scream\n[03:42.22] \"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\n[03:45.55] My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n[03:50.08] I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n[03:52.45] So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n[03:54.28] Now a woman on a speaker box\n[03:56.35] Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n[03:58.54] I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n[04:00.59] We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n[04:02.99] Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n[04:07.76] I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n[04:11.84] I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n[04:14.21] She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n[04:16.63] I put my head in my hands and scream\n[04:18.86] \"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\n[04:21.06] The voice on the speaker says\n[04:23.06] \"I don't have all day.\"\n[04:25.20] I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n[04:29.76] I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n[04:34.21] She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n[04:36.19] I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n[04:38.56] Plus we need curly fries\n[04:41.18] And don't you dare forget it!\n[04:43.27] And two medium root beers\n[04:45.52] No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n[04:47.42] Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n[04:52.17] So read me back my order\n[04:54.16] Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n[04:56.05] She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n[04:58.56] Two - you want a cheeseburger\n[05:00.71] Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n[05:03.36] \"Stop! Don't go no further!\n[05:05.98] I never ordered a large root beer\n[05:07.47] I said medium, not large!\"\n[05:09.95] Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n[05:11.84] I supersized you at no charge.\"\n[05:14.14] \"Oh.\" And that's all\n[05:16.61] I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n[05:18.29] And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n[05:20.55] That I really think you should know\n[05:23.09] You can have unlimited refills\n[05:25.04] For just a quarter more.\"\n[05:27.18] I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n[05:31.81] Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n[05:33.76] Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n[05:36.86] And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n[05:39.56] Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n[05:41.52] She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n[05:43.55] Who goes to school with me\n[05:46.13] I sat behind him last year\n[05:47.53] And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n[05:50.45] I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n[05:52.81] He used to be my plumber\n[05:55.00] He was prematurely bald\n[05:57.32] And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n[05:59.33] He also had bladder problems\n[06:01.24] And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n[06:03.69] And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n[06:05.99] That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n[06:08.37] And then we both were quiet\n[06:10.75] And things got real intense\n[06:12.70] Then she says, \"Next window, please\n[06:14.44] That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n[06:17.14] So we inched ahead in line\n[06:19.46] Movin' painfully slow\n[06:21.29] I got a little bored\n[06:23.09] So I turned on the radio\n[06:25.52] \n[06:41.80] Click, turned it off\n[06:43.19] Because my wife was getting a headache\n[06:46.66] So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n[06:51.25] Then I looked at her\n[06:53.70] And she looked back at me\n[06:55.39] And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n[06:59.84] She turned away from me\n[07:01.60] And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n[07:04.17] I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n[07:07.20] But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n[07:09.27] Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n[07:11.99] I said, \"Yeah, almost\n[07:13.54] There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n[07:15.51] It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n[07:17.62] Now we're at the pay window\n[07:19.70] Or whatever you call it\n[07:21.91] Put my hand in my pocket\n[07:24.03] I can't believe there's no wallet!\n[07:33.61] And the lady at the window's like\n[07:35.53] \"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\n[07:39.76] I turn around to my wife, and say\n[07:41.70] \"How much have you got on you?\"\n[07:43.92] She just rolls her eyes and says\n[07:46.13] \"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\n[07:48.75] So she reaches into her purse\n[07:50.43] And busts out the American Express\n[07:53.37] I hand it to the lady\n[07:55.41] And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n[07:59.10] We don't take credit cards here.\"\n[08:02.06] I took back the card and said\n[08:03.89] \"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\n[08:06.40] And that's when I found out\n[08:08.36] My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n[08:11.25] I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n[08:15.94] She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n[08:20.04] And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n[08:24.35] Now the lady at the window\n[08:25.69] Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n[08:28.64] And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n[08:33.22] I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n[08:36.18] We won't be long.\"\n[08:37.62] So I looked around inside the glove-box\n[08:39.92] And checked the mat beneath my feet\n[08:42.15] I found a nickel in an ashtray\n[08:43.57] And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n[08:46.47] Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n[08:50.10] The lady counts it up and says\n[08:53.18] \"You're still about a dollar short\"\n[08:55.43] And now my woman's got this weird look\n[08:57.33] Frozen on her face\n[08:59.38] She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n[09:04.28] And so I turned around\n[09:06.50] To the cashier again\n[09:08.80] I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\n[09:12.97] So I pick up my change\n[09:15.04] Pick up my receipt\n[09:17.17] And I drive to the pickup window\n[09:19.43] Man, I just can't wait to eat\n[09:21.75] And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n[09:26.35] Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n[09:28.39] \"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\n[09:30.87] And he hands me a paper bag\n[09:33.27] I look him in the eyes\n[09:35.48] And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n[09:39.96] Well, he looks at me\n[09:42.73] And I look at him\n[09:44.92] And he looks at me\n[09:47.16] And I look at him\n[09:49.35] And he looks it me\n[09:51.59] And I look at him\n[09:53.75] And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n[09:55.59] What did you want again?\"\n[09:57.93] I say \"Ketchup!\"\n[09:59.68] And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n[10:02.04] I just spaced out there for a second\n[10:04.38] I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n[10:06.86] And then he hands me the ketchup\n[10:09.44] And now we're finally drivin' away\n[10:12.18] And the food is drivin' me mad\n[10:13.67] With its intoxicating bouquet\n[10:16.16] I'm starvin' to death\n[10:17.26] By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n[10:20.37] I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n[10:22.75] I just gotta have a bite!\"\n[10:24.96] So she reaches in the bag\n[10:27.23] And pulls out the burger\n[10:29.39] And she hands me the burger\n[10:31.34] And I pick up the burger\n[10:33.75] And then I unwrap the paper\n[10:36.34] I bite into those buns\n[10:38.59] And I just can't believe it\n[10:40.74] They forgot the onion!\n[10:44.52] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Trapped in the Drive‐Thru\n  artist: '\"Weird Al\" Yankovic'\n  album: The Essential “Weird Al” Yankovic\n  duration_ms: 650987\n  instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Seven o'clock in the evening\n  start_ms: 21500\n  end_ms: 22830\n- text: Watchin something stupid on TV\n  start_ms: 22830\n  end_ms: 25350\n- text: I'm zoned out on the sofa\n  start_ms: 25350\n  end_ms: 27290\n- text: When my wife comes in the room and sees me\n  start_ms: 27290\n  end_ms: 30160\n- text: And she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\n  start_ms: 30160\n  end_ms: 34630\n- text: And I say, \"I don't know...\"\n  start_ms: 34630\n  end_ms: 36130\n- text: Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n  start_ms: 36130\n  end_ms: 39390\n- text: She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n  start_ms: 39390\n  end_ms: 43760\n- text: I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n  start_ms: 43760\n  end_ms: 47760\n- text: She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n  start_ms: 47760\n  end_ms: 50080\n- text: I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n  start_ms: 50080\n  end_ms: 52220\n- text: She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n  start_ms: 52220\n  end_ms: 54420\n- text: I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n  start_ms: 54420\n  end_ms: 56720\n- text: But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n  start_ms: 56720\n  end_ms: 61150\n- text: And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n  start_ms: 61150\n  end_ms: 65260\n- text: I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n  start_ms: 65260\n  end_ms: 67830\n- text: She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n  start_ms: 67830\n  end_ms: 69830\n- text: I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n  start_ms: 69830\n  end_ms: 72140\n- text: She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n  start_ms: 72140\n  end_ms: 74420\n- text: I hopped up and I said\n  start_ms: 74420\n  end_ms: 75770\n- text: '\"I don''t know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"'\n  start_ms: 75770\n  end_ms: 78330\n- text: She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n  start_ms: 78330\n  end_ms: 83330\n- text: I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n  start_ms: 83330\n  end_ms: 86030\n- text: She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n  start_ms: 86030\n  end_ms: 87890\n- text: I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n  start_ms: 87890\n  end_ms: 89450\n- text: She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n  start_ms: 89450\n  end_ms: 92190\n- text: Well, I was gonna say something\n  start_ms: 92190\n  end_ms: 94550\n- text: But my cell phone started to ring\n  start_ms: 94550\n  end_ms: 96700\n- text: Now who could be callin' me?\n  start_ms: 96700\n  end_ms: 98780\n- text: Well, I checked my caller ID\n  start_ms: 98780\n  end_ms: 100890\n- text: It was just cousin Larry\n  start_ms: 100890\n  end_ms: 102490\n- text: Callin' for the third time today\n  start_ms: 102490\n  end_ms: 105500\n- text: My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n  start_ms: 105500\n  end_ms: 107630\n- text: I said, \"Okay.\"\n  start_ms: 107630\n  end_ms: 109970\n- text: '\"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"'\n  start_ms: 109970\n  end_ms: 113860\n- text: She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n  start_ms: 113860\n  end_ms: 116760\n- text: '\"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don''t you?\"'\n  start_ms: 116760\n  end_ms: 119020\n- text: And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n  start_ms: 119020\n  end_ms: 122640\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 122640\n  end_ms: 123320\n- text: She says, \"Yes\"\n  start_ms: 123320\n  end_ms: 124070\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 124070\n  end_ms: 124610\n- text: She says, \"Yes\"\n  start_ms: 124610\n  end_ms: 125250\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 125250\n  end_ms: 125590\n- text: She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n  start_ms: 125590\n  end_ms: 127930\n- text: I step a little bit closer\n  start_ms: 127930\n  end_ms: 130100\n- text: Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n  start_ms: 130100\n  end_ms: 132350\n- text: She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n  start_ms: 132350\n  end_ms: 134360\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n  start_ms: 134360\n  end_ms: 136610\n- text: I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n  start_ms: 136610\n  end_ms: 138890\n- text: And eatin' expensive food\"\n  start_ms: 138890\n  end_ms: 141180\n- text: She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n  start_ms: 141180\n  end_ms: 142600\n- text: I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n  start_ms: 142600\n  end_ms: 145210\n- text: And Burrito King would make me gassy\n  start_ms: 145210\n  end_ms: 148010\n- text: There's no doubt\"\n  start_ms: 148010\n  end_ms: 149820\n- text: She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n  start_ms: 149820\n  end_ms: 151790\n- text: I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n  start_ms: 151790\n  end_ms: 154360\n- text: Then I get an idea\n  start_ms: 154360\n  end_ms: 156730\n- text: I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n  start_ms: 156730\n  end_ms: 158340\n- text: She says, \"What?\"\n  start_ms: 158340\n  end_ms: 158850\n- text: I say, \"Guess!\"\n  start_ms: 158850\n  end_ms: 159410\n- text: She says \"What?\"\n  start_ms: 159410\n  end_ms: 160210\n- text: I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n  start_ms: 160210\n  end_ms: 163350\n- text: So we head out the front door\n  start_ms: 163350\n  end_ms: 165500\n- text: Open the garage door\n  start_ms: 165500\n  end_ms: 167840\n- text: Then I open the car doors\n  start_ms: 167840\n  end_ms: 169930\n- text: And we get in those car doors\n  start_ms: 169930\n  end_ms: 172080\n- text: Put my key in the ignition\n  start_ms: 172080\n  end_ms: 174420\n- text: And then I turn it sideways\n  start_ms: 174420\n  end_ms: 176640\n- text: Then we fasten our seat belts\n  start_ms: 176640\n  end_ms: 178830\n- text: As we pull out the driveway\n  start_ms: 178830\n  end_ms: 181130\n- text: Then we drive to the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 181130\n  end_ms: 183310\n- text: Heading off to the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 183310\n  end_ms: 185450\n- text: We're approaching the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 185450\n  end_ms: 187780\n- text: Getting close to the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 187780\n  end_ms: 190010\n- text: Almost there at the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 190010\n  end_ms: 192180\n- text: Now we're here at the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 192180\n  end_ms: 194380\n- text: Here in line at the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 194380\n  end_ms: 196660\n- text: Did I mention the drive-thru?\n  start_ms: 196660\n  end_ms: 199310\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 199310\n  end_ms: 207350\n- text: Well, here we are\n  start_ms: 207350\n  end_ms: 209100\n- text: In the drive-thru line, me and her\n  start_ms: 209100\n  end_ms: 212250\n- text: Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n  start_ms: 212250\n  end_ms: 214220\n- text: All just waiting to order\n  start_ms: 214220\n  end_ms: 216100\n- text: There's some idiot in a Volvo\n  start_ms: 216100\n  end_ms: 218460\n- text: With his brights on behind me\n  start_ms: 218460\n  end_ms: 220530\n- text: I lean out the window and scream\n  start_ms: 220530\n  end_ms: 222220\n- text: '\"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"'\n  start_ms: 222220\n  end_ms: 225550\n- text: My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n  start_ms: 225550\n  end_ms: 230080\n- text: I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n  start_ms: 230080\n  end_ms: 232450\n- text: So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n  start_ms: 232450\n  end_ms: 234280\n- text: Now a woman on a speaker box\n  start_ms: 234280\n  end_ms: 236350\n- text: Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n  start_ms: 236350\n  end_ms: 238540\n- text: I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n  start_ms: 238540\n  end_ms: 240590\n- text: We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n  start_ms: 240590\n  end_ms: 242990\n- text: Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n  start_ms: 242990\n  end_ms: 247760\n- text: I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n  start_ms: 247760\n  end_ms: 251840\n- text: I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n  start_ms: 251840\n  end_ms: 254210\n- text: She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n  start_ms: 254210\n  end_ms: 256630\n- text: I put my head in my hands and scream\n  start_ms: 256630\n  end_ms: 258860\n- text: '\"I don''t know who you are anymore!\"'\n  start_ms: 258860\n  end_ms: 261060\n- text: The voice on the speaker says\n  start_ms: 261060\n  end_ms: 263060\n- text: '\"I don''t have all day.\"'\n  start_ms: 263060\n  end_ms: 265200\n- text: I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n  start_ms: 265200\n  end_ms: 269760\n- text: I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n  start_ms: 269760\n  end_ms: 274210\n- text: She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n  start_ms: 274210\n  end_ms: 276190\n- text: I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n  start_ms: 276190\n  end_ms: 278560\n- text: Plus we need curly fries\n  start_ms: 278560\n  end_ms: 281180\n- text: And don't you dare forget it!\n  start_ms: 281180\n  end_ms: 283270\n- text: And two medium root beers\n  start_ms: 283270\n  end_ms: 285520\n- text: No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n  start_ms: 285520\n  end_ms: 287420\n- text: Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n  start_ms: 287420\n  end_ms: 292170\n- text: So read me back my order\n  start_ms: 292170\n  end_ms: 294160\n- text: Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n  start_ms: 294160\n  end_ms: 296050\n- text: She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n  start_ms: 296050\n  end_ms: 298560\n- text: Two - you want a cheeseburger\n  start_ms: 298560\n  end_ms: 300710\n- text: Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n  start_ms: 300710\n  end_ms: 303360\n- text: '\"Stop! Don''t go no further!'\n  start_ms: 303360\n  end_ms: 305980\n- text: I never ordered a large root beer\n  start_ms: 305980\n  end_ms: 307470\n- text: I said medium, not large!\"\n  start_ms: 307470\n  end_ms: 309950\n- text: Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n  start_ms: 309950\n  end_ms: 311840\n- text: I supersized you at no charge.\"\n  start_ms: 311840\n  end_ms: 314140\n- text: '\"Oh.\" And that''s all'\n  start_ms: 314140\n  end_ms: 316610\n- text: I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n  start_ms: 316610\n  end_ms: 318290\n- text: And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n  start_ms: 318290\n  end_ms: 320550\n- text: That I really think you should know\n  start_ms: 320550\n  end_ms: 323090\n- text: You can have unlimited refills\n  start_ms: 323090\n  end_ms: 325040\n- text: For just a quarter more.\"\n  start_ms: 325040\n  end_ms: 327180\n- text: I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n  start_ms: 327180\n  end_ms: 331810\n- text: Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n  start_ms: 331810\n  end_ms: 333760\n- text: Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n  start_ms: 333760\n  end_ms: 336860\n- text: And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n  start_ms: 336860\n  end_ms: 339560\n- text: Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n  start_ms: 339560\n  end_ms: 341520\n- text: She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n  start_ms: 341520\n  end_ms: 343550\n- text: Who goes to school with me\n  start_ms: 343550\n  end_ms: 346130\n- text: I sat behind him last year\n  start_ms: 346130\n  end_ms: 347530\n- text: And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n  start_ms: 347530\n  end_ms: 350450\n- text: I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n  start_ms: 350450\n  end_ms: 352810\n- text: He used to be my plumber\n  start_ms: 352810\n  end_ms: 355000\n- text: He was prematurely bald\n  start_ms: 355000\n  end_ms: 357320\n- text: And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n  start_ms: 357320\n  end_ms: 359330\n- text: He also had bladder problems\n  start_ms: 359330\n  end_ms: 361240\n- text: And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n  start_ms: 361240\n  end_ms: 363690\n- text: And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n  start_ms: 363690\n  end_ms: 365990\n- text: That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n  start_ms: 365990\n  end_ms: 368370\n- text: And then we both were quiet\n  start_ms: 368370\n  end_ms: 370750\n- text: And things got real intense\n  start_ms: 370750\n  end_ms: 372700\n- text: Then she says, \"Next window, please\n  start_ms: 372700\n  end_ms: 374440\n- text: That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n  start_ms: 374440\n  end_ms: 377140\n- text: So we inched ahead in line\n  start_ms: 377140\n  end_ms: 379460\n- text: Movin' painfully slow\n  start_ms: 379460\n  end_ms: 381290\n- text: I got a little bored\n  start_ms: 381290\n  end_ms: 383090\n- text: So I turned on the radio\n  start_ms: 383090\n  end_ms: 385520\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 385520\n  end_ms: 401800\n- text: Click, turned it off\n  start_ms: 401800\n  end_ms: 403190\n- text: Because my wife was getting a headache\n  start_ms: 403190\n  end_ms: 406660\n- text: So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n  start_ms: 406660\n  end_ms: 411250\n- text: Then I looked at her\n  start_ms: 411250\n  end_ms: 413700\n- text: And she looked back at me\n  start_ms: 413700\n  end_ms: 415390\n- text: And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n  start_ms: 415390\n  end_ms: 419840\n- text: She turned away from me\n  start_ms: 419840\n  end_ms: 421600\n- text: And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n  start_ms: 421600\n  end_ms: 424170\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n  start_ms: 424170\n  end_ms: 427200\n- text: But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n  start_ms: 427200\n  end_ms: 429270\n- text: Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n  start_ms: 429270\n  end_ms: 431990\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, almost\n  start_ms: 431990\n  end_ms: 433540\n- text: There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n  start_ms: 433540\n  end_ms: 435510\n- text: It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n  start_ms: 435510\n  end_ms: 437620\n- text: Now we're at the pay window\n  start_ms: 437620\n  end_ms: 439700\n- text: Or whatever you call it\n  start_ms: 439700\n  end_ms: 441910\n- text: Put my hand in my pocket\n  start_ms: 441910\n  end_ms: 444030\n- text: I can't believe there's no wallet!\n  start_ms: 444030\n  end_ms: 453610\n- text: And the lady at the window's like\n  start_ms: 453610\n  end_ms: 455530\n- text: '\"Well, well, well, that''ll be five eighty-two.\"'\n  start_ms: 455530\n  end_ms: 459760\n- text: I turn around to my wife, and say\n  start_ms: 459760\n  end_ms: 461700\n- text: '\"How much have you got on you?\"'\n  start_ms: 461700\n  end_ms: 463920\n- text: She just rolls her eyes and says\n  start_ms: 463920\n  end_ms: 466130\n- text: '\"I''ll pay for this, I guess\"'\n  start_ms: 466130\n  end_ms: 468750\n- text: So she reaches into her purse\n  start_ms: 468750\n  end_ms: 470430\n- text: And busts out the American Express\n  start_ms: 470430\n  end_ms: 473370\n- text: I hand it to the lady\n  start_ms: 473370\n  end_ms: 475410\n- text: And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n  start_ms: 475410\n  end_ms: 479100\n- text: We don't take credit cards here.\"\n  start_ms: 479100\n  end_ms: 482060\n- text: I took back the card and said\n  start_ms: 482060\n  end_ms: 483890\n- text: '\"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"'\n  start_ms: 483890\n  end_ms: 486400\n- text: And that's when I found out\n  start_ms: 486400\n  end_ms: 488360\n- text: My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n  start_ms: 488360\n  end_ms: 491250\n- text: I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n  start_ms: 491250\n  end_ms: 495940\n- text: She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n  start_ms: 495940\n  end_ms: 500040\n- text: And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n  start_ms: 500040\n  end_ms: 504350\n- text: Now the lady at the window\n  start_ms: 504350\n  end_ms: 505690\n- text: Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n  start_ms: 505690\n  end_ms: 508640\n- text: And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n  start_ms: 508640\n  end_ms: 513220\n- text: I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n  start_ms: 513220\n  end_ms: 516180\n- text: We won't be long.\"\n  start_ms: 516180\n  end_ms: 517620\n- text: So I looked around inside the glove-box\n  start_ms: 517620\n  end_ms: 519920\n- text: And checked the mat beneath my feet\n  start_ms: 519920\n  end_ms: 522150\n- text: I found a nickel in an ashtray\n  start_ms: 522150\n  end_ms: 523570\n- text: And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n  start_ms: 523570\n  end_ms: 526470\n- text: Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n  start_ms: 526470\n  end_ms: 530100\n- text: The lady counts it up and says\n  start_ms: 530100\n  end_ms: 533180\n- text: '\"You''re still about a dollar short\"'\n  start_ms: 533180\n  end_ms: 535430\n- text: And now my woman's got this weird look\n  start_ms: 535430\n  end_ms: 537330\n- text: Frozen on her face\n  start_ms: 537330\n  end_ms: 539380\n- text: She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n  start_ms: 539380\n  end_ms: 544280\n- text: And so I turned around\n  start_ms: 544280\n  end_ms: 546500\n- text: To the cashier again\n  start_ms: 546500\n  end_ms: 548800\n- text: 'I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"'\n  start_ms: 548800\n  end_ms: 552970\n- text: So I pick up my change\n  start_ms: 552970\n  end_ms: 555040\n- text: Pick up my receipt\n  start_ms: 555040\n  end_ms: 557170\n- text: And I drive to the pickup window\n  start_ms: 557170\n  end_ms: 559430\n- text: Man, I just can't wait to eat\n  start_ms: 559430\n  end_ms: 561750\n- text: And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n  start_ms: 561750\n  end_ms: 566350\n- text: Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n  start_ms: 566350\n  end_ms: 568390\n- text: '\"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"'\n  start_ms: 568390\n  end_ms: 570870\n- text: And he hands me a paper bag\n  start_ms: 570870\n  end_ms: 573270\n- text: I look him in the eyes\n  start_ms: 573270\n  end_ms: 575480\n- text: And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n  start_ms: 575480\n  end_ms: 579960\n- text: Well, he looks at me\n  start_ms: 579960\n  end_ms: 582730\n- text: And I look at him\n  start_ms: 582730\n  end_ms: 584920\n- text: And he looks at me\n  start_ms: 584920\n  end_ms: 587160\n- text: And I look at him\n  start_ms: 587160\n  end_ms: 589350\n- text: And he looks it me\n  start_ms: 589350\n  end_ms: 591590\n- text: And I look at him\n  start_ms: 591590\n  end_ms: 593750\n- text: And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n  start_ms: 593750\n  end_ms: 595590\n- text: What did you want again?\"\n  start_ms: 595590\n  end_ms: 597930\n- text: I say \"Ketchup!\"\n  start_ms: 597930\n  end_ms: 599680\n- text: And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n  start_ms: 599680\n  end_ms: 602040\n- text: I just spaced out there for a second\n  start_ms: 602040\n  end_ms: 604380\n- text: I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n  start_ms: 604380\n  end_ms: 606860\n- text: And then he hands me the ketchup\n  start_ms: 606860\n  end_ms: 609440\n- text: And now we're finally drivin' away\n  start_ms: 609440\n  end_ms: 612180\n- text: And the food is drivin' me mad\n  start_ms: 612180\n  end_ms: 613670\n- text: With its intoxicating bouquet\n  start_ms: 613670\n  end_ms: 616160\n- text: I'm starvin' to death\n  start_ms: 616160\n  end_ms: 617260\n- text: By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n  start_ms: 617260\n  end_ms: 620370\n- text: I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n  start_ms: 620370\n  end_ms: 622750\n- text: I just gotta have a bite!\"\n  start_ms: 622750\n  end_ms: 624960\n- text: So she reaches in the bag\n  start_ms: 624960\n  end_ms: 627230\n- text: And pulls out the burger\n  start_ms: 627230\n  end_ms: 629390\n- text: And she hands me the burger\n  start_ms: 629390\n  end_ms: 631340\n- text: And I pick up the burger\n  start_ms: 631340\n  end_ms: 633750\n- text: And then I unwrap the paper\n  start_ms: 633750\n  end_ms: 636340\n- text: I bite into those buns\n  start_ms: 636340\n  end_ms: 638590\n- text: And I just can't believe it\n  start_ms: 638590\n  end_ms: 640740\n- text: They forgot the onion!\n  start_ms: 640740\n  end_ms: 644520\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 644520\nplain: |-\n  Seven o'clock in the evening\n  Watchin something stupid on TV\n  I'm zoned out on the sofa\n  When my wife comes in the room and sees me\n  And she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\n  And I say, \"I don't know...\"\n  Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n  She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n  I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n  She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n  I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n  She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n  I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n  But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n  And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n  I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n  She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n  I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n  She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n  I hopped up and I said\n  \"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\n  She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n  I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n  She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n  I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n  She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n\n  Well, I was gonna say something\n  But my cell phone started to ring\n  Now who could be callin' me?\n  Well, I checked my caller ID\n  It was just cousin Larry\n  Callin' for the third time today\n  My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n  I said, \"Okay.\"\n  \"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\n  She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n  \"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\n  And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n  I step a little bit closer\n  Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n  She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n  I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n  And eatin' expensive food\"\n  She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n  I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n  And Burrito King would make me gassy\n  There's no doubt\"\n  She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n  I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n  Then I get an idea\n  I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n  She says, \"What?\"\n  I say, \"Guess!\"\n  She says \"What?\"\n  I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n\n  So we head out the front door\n  Open the garage door\n  Then I open the car doors\n  And we get in those car doors\n  Put my key in the ignition\n  And then I turn it sideways\n  Then we fasten our seat belts\n  As we pull out the driveway\n  Then we drive to the drive-thru\n  Heading off to the drive-thru\n  We're approaching the drive-thru\n  Getting close to the drive-thru\n  Almost there at the drive-thru\n  Now we're here at the drive-thru\n  Here in line at the drive-thru\n  Did I mention the drive-thru?\n\n  Well, here we are\n  In the drive-thru line, me and her\n  Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n  All just waiting to order\n  There's some idiot in a Volvo\n  With his brights on behind me\n  I lean out the window and scream\n  \"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\n  My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n  I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n  So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n  Now a woman on a speaker box\n  Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n  I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n  We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n  Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n  I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n  I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n  She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n  I put my head in my hands and scream\n  \"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\n  The voice on the speaker says\n  \"I don't have all day.\"\n  I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n  I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n  She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n  I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n  Plus we need curly fries\n  And don't you dare forget it!\n  And two medium root beers\n  No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n  Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n  So read me back my order\n  Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n  She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n  Two - you want a cheeseburger\n  Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n  \"Stop! Don't go no further!\n  I never ordered a large root beer\n  I said medium, not large!\"\n  Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n  I supersized you at no charge.\"\n  \"Oh.\" And that's all\n  I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n  And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n  That I really think you should know\n  You can have unlimited refills\n  For just a quarter more.\"\n  I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n  Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n  Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n  And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n  Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n  She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n  Who goes to school with me\n  I sat behind him last year\n  And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n  I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n  He used to be my plumber\n  He was prematurely bald\n  And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n  He also had bladder problems\n  And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n  And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n  That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n  And then we both were quiet\n  And things got real intense\n  Then she says, \"Next window, please\n  That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n  So we inched ahead in line\n  Movin' painfully slow\n  I got a little bored\n  So I turned on the radio\n\n  Click, turned it off\n  Because my wife was getting a headache\n  So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n  Then I looked at her\n  And she looked back at me\n  And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n  She turned away from me\n  And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n  But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n  Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, almost\n  There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n  It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n  Now we're at the pay window\n  Or whatever you call it\n  Put my hand in my pocket\n  I can't believe there's no wallet!\n\n  And the lady at the window's like\n  \"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\n  I turn around to my wife, and say\n  \"How much have you got on you?\"\n  She just rolls her eyes and says\n  \"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\n  So she reaches into her purse\n  And busts out the American Express\n  I hand it to the lady\n  And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n  We don't take credit cards here.\"\n  I took back the card and said\n  \"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\n  And that's when I found out\n  My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n  I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n  She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n  And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n  Now the lady at the window\n  Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n  And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n  I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n  We won't be long.\"\n  So I looked around inside the glove-box\n  And checked the mat beneath my feet\n  I found a nickel in an ashtray\n  And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n  Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n  The lady counts it up and says\n  \"You're still about a dollar short\"\n  And now my woman's got this weird look\n  Frozen on her face\n  She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n  And so I turned around\n  To the cashier again\n  I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\n  So I pick up my change\n  Pick up my receipt\n  And I drive to the pickup window\n  Man, I just can't wait to eat\n  And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n  Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n  \"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\n  And he hands me a paper bag\n  I look him in the eyes\n  And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n  Well, he looks at me\n  And I look at him\n  And he looks at me\n  And I look at him\n  And he looks it me\n  And I look at him\n  And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n  What did you want again?\"\n  I say \"Ketchup!\"\n  And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n  I just spaced out there for a second\n  I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n  And then he hands me the ketchup\n  And now we're finally drivin' away\n  And the food is drivin' me mad\n  With its intoxicating bouquet\n  I'm starvin' to death\n  By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n  I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n  I just gotta have a bite!\"\n  So she reaches in the bag\n  And pulls out the burger\n  And she hands me the burger\n  And I pick up the burger\n  And then I unwrap the paper\n  I bite into those buns\n  And I just can't believe it\n  They forgot the onion!\n"},{"id":28719530,"name":"Trapped in the Drive‐Thru","trackName":"Trapped in the Drive‐Thru","artistName":"“Weird Al” Yankovic","albumName":"The Essential “Weird Al” Yankovic","duration":38.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Seven o'clock in the evening\nWatchin something stupid on TV\nI'm zoned out on the sofa\nWhen my wife comes in the room and sees me\nAnd she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\nAnd I say, \"I don't know...\"\nSay, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\nShe says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\nI said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\nShe said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\nI said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\nShe said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\nI said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\nBut first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\nAnd she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\nI said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\nShe said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\nI said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\nShe said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\nI hopped up and I said\n\"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\nShe's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\nI'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\nShe's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\nI'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\nShe's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n\nWell, I was gonna say something\nBut my cell phone started to ring\nNow who could be callin' me?\nWell, I checked my caller ID\nIt was just cousin Larry\nCallin' for the third time today\nMy wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\nI said, \"Okay.\"\n\"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\nShe said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n\"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\nAnd then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\nI step a little bit closer\nSay, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\nShe says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\nI don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\nAnd eatin' expensive food\"\nShe's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\nI say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\nAnd Burrito King would make me gassy\nThere's no doubt\"\nShe says, \"Just forget about it\"\nI said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\nThen I get an idea\nI say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\nShe says, \"What?\"\nI say, \"Guess!\"\nShe says \"What?\"\nI say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n\nSo we head out the front door\nOpen the garage door\nThen I open the car doors\nAnd we get in those car doors\nPut my key in the ignition\nAnd then I turn it sideways\nThen we fasten our seat belts\nAs we pull out the driveway\nThen we drive to the drive-thru\nHeading off to the drive-thru\nWe're approaching the drive-thru\nGetting close to the drive-thru\nAlmost there at the drive-thru\nNow we're here at the drive-thru\nHere in line at the drive-thru\nDid I mention the drive-thru?\n\nWell, here we are\nIn the drive-thru line, me and her\nCars in front of us, cars in back of us\nAll just waiting to order\nThere's some idiot in a Volvo\nWith his brights on behind me\nI lean out the window and scream\n\"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\nMy wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\nI said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\nSo I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\nNow a woman on a speaker box\nIs sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\nI said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\nWe'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\nThen my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\nI think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\nI said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\nShe says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\nI put my head in my hands and scream\n\"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\nThe voice on the speaker says\n\"I don't have all day.\"\nI said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\nI wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\nShe's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\nI'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\nPlus we need curly fries\nAnd don't you dare forget it!\nAnd two medium root beers\nNo, just one, we'll split it.\"\nThen I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\nSo read me back my order\nLet's make sure you got it right.\"\nShe says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\nTwo - you want a cheeseburger\nThree - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n\"Stop! Don't go no further!\nI never ordered a large root beer\nI said medium, not large!\"\nThen she says, \"We're havin' a special\nI supersized you at no charge.\"\n\"Oh.\" And that's all\nI could say, was \"Oh.\"\nAnd she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\nThat I really think you should know\nYou can have unlimited refills\nFor just a quarter more.\"\nI say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\nThen she says, \"Wait a minute\nYour voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\nAnd my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\nNow tell me, who's this Paul?\"\nShe says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\nWho goes to school with me\nI sat behind him last year\nAnd I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\nI said, \"I know a guy named Paul\nHe used to be my plumber\nHe was prematurely bald\nAnd he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\nHe also had bladder problems\nAnd a really bad infection on his toe.\"\nAnd she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\nThat's way more than I needed to know!\"\nAnd then we both were quiet\nAnd things got real intense\nThen she says, \"Next window, please\nThat'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\nSo we inched ahead in line\nMovin' painfully slow\nI got a little bored\nSo I turned on the radio\n\nClick, turned it off\nBecause my wife was getting a headache\nSo we both just sat there quietly for her sake\nThen I looked at her\nAnd she looked back at me\nAnd I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\nShe turned away from me\nAnd then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\nBut hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\nThen she said, \"How about now?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, almost\nThere's still a little bit there, but don't worry\nIt's probably just a piece of toast.\"\nNow we're at the pay window\nOr whatever you call it\nPut my hand in my pocket\nI can't believe there's no wallet!\n\nAnd the lady at the window's like\n\"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\nI turn around to my wife, and say\n\"How much have you got on you?\"\nShe just rolls her eyes and says\n\"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\nSo she reaches into her purse\nAnd busts out the American Express\nI hand it to the lady\nAnd she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\nWe don't take credit cards here.\"\nI took back the card and said\n\"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\nAnd that's when I found out\nMy wife was only carryin' three bucks\nI said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\nShe says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\nAnd I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\nNow the lady at the window\nIs lookin' at me kind of strange\nAnd she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\nI said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\nWe won't be long.\"\nSo I looked around inside the glove-box\nAnd checked the mat beneath my feet\nI found a nickel in an ashtray\nAnd a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\nBefore long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\nThe lady counts it up and says\n\"You're still about a dollar short\"\nAnd now my woman's got this weird look\nFrozen on her face\nShe screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\nAnd so I turned around\nTo the cashier again\nI shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\nSo I pick up my change\nPick up my receipt\nAnd I drive to the pickup window\nMan, I just can't wait to eat\nAnd now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\nWearin' a dorky nametag that says\n\"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\nAnd he hands me a paper bag\nI look him in the eyes\nAnd I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\nWell, he looks at me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he looks at me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he looks it me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he says, \"I'm sorry!\nWhat did you want again?\"\nI say \"Ketchup!\"\nAnd he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\nI just spaced out there for a second\nI'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\nAnd then he hands me the ketchup\nAnd now we're finally drivin' away\nAnd the food is drivin' me mad\nWith its intoxicating bouquet\nI'm starvin' to death\nBy the time we pull up at the traffic light\nI say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\nI just gotta have a bite!\"\nSo she reaches in the bag\nAnd pulls out the burger\nAnd she hands me the burger\nAnd I pick up the burger\nAnd then I unwrap the paper\nI bite into those buns\nAnd I just can't believe it\nThey forgot the onion!","syncedLyrics":"[00:21.50] Seven o'clock in the evening\n[00:22.83] Watchin something stupid on TV\n[00:25.35] I'm zoned out on the sofa\n[00:27.29] When my wife comes in the room and sees me\n[00:30.16] And she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\n[00:34.63] And I say, \"I don't know...\"\n[00:36.13] Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n[00:39.39] She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n[00:43.76] I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n[00:47.76] She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n[00:50.08] I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n[00:52.22] She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n[00:54.42] I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n[00:56.72] But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n[01:01.15] And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n[01:05.26] I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n[01:07.83] She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n[01:09.83] I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n[01:12.14] She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n[01:14.42] I hopped up and I said\n[01:15.77] \"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\n[01:18.33] She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n[01:23.33] I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n[01:26.03] She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n[01:27.89] I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n[01:29.45] She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n[01:32.19] Well, I was gonna say something\n[01:34.55] But my cell phone started to ring\n[01:36.70] Now who could be callin' me?\n[01:38.78] Well, I checked my caller ID\n[01:40.89] It was just cousin Larry\n[01:42.49] Callin' for the third time today\n[01:45.50] My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n[01:47.63] I said, \"Okay.\"\n[01:49.97] \"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\n[01:53.86] She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n[01:56.76] \"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\n[01:59.02] And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n[02:02.64] I says, \"No\"\n[02:03.32] She says, \"Yes\"\n[02:04.07] I says, \"No\"\n[02:04.61] She says, \"Yes\"\n[02:05.25] I says, \"No\"\n[02:05.59] She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n[02:07.93] I step a little bit closer\n[02:10.10] Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n[02:12.35] She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n[02:14.36] I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n[02:16.61] I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n[02:18.89] And eatin' expensive food\"\n[02:21.18] She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n[02:22.60] I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n[02:25.21] And Burrito King would make me gassy\n[02:28.01] There's no doubt\"\n[02:29.82] She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n[02:31.79] I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n[02:34.36] Then I get an idea\n[02:36.73] I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n[02:38.34] She says, \"What?\"\n[02:38.85] I say, \"Guess!\"\n[02:39.41] She says \"What?\"\n[02:40.21] I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n[02:43.35] So we head out the front door\n[02:45.50] Open the garage door\n[02:47.84] Then I open the car doors\n[02:49.93] And we get in those car doors\n[02:52.08] Put my key in the ignition\n[02:54.42] And then I turn it sideways\n[02:56.64] Then we fasten our seat belts\n[02:58.83] As we pull out the driveway\n[03:01.13] Then we drive to the drive-thru\n[03:03.31] Heading off to the drive-thru\n[03:05.45] We're approaching the drive-thru\n[03:07.78] Getting close to the drive-thru\n[03:10.01] Almost there at the drive-thru\n[03:12.18] Now we're here at the drive-thru\n[03:14.38] Here in line at the drive-thru\n[03:16.66] Did I mention the drive-thru?\n[03:19.31] \n[03:27.35] Well, here we are\n[03:29.10] In the drive-thru line, me and her\n[03:32.25] Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n[03:34.22] All just waiting to order\n[03:36.10] There's some idiot in a Volvo\n[03:38.46] With his brights on behind me\n[03:40.53] I lean out the window and scream\n[03:42.22] \"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\n[03:45.55] My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n[03:50.08] I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n[03:52.45] So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n[03:54.28] Now a woman on a speaker box\n[03:56.35] Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n[03:58.54] I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n[04:00.59] We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n[04:02.99] Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n[04:07.76] I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n[04:11.84] I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n[04:14.21] She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n[04:16.63] I put my head in my hands and scream\n[04:18.86] \"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\n[04:21.06] The voice on the speaker says\n[04:23.06] \"I don't have all day.\"\n[04:25.20] I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n[04:29.76] I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n[04:34.21] She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n[04:36.19] I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n[04:38.56] Plus we need curly fries\n[04:41.18] And don't you dare forget it!\n[04:43.27] And two medium root beers\n[04:45.52] No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n[04:47.42] Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n[04:52.17] So read me back my order\n[04:54.16] Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n[04:56.05] She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n[04:58.56] Two - you want a cheeseburger\n[05:00.71] Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n[05:03.36] \"Stop! Don't go no further!\n[05:05.98] I never ordered a large root beer\n[05:07.47] I said medium, not large!\"\n[05:09.95] Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n[05:11.84] I supersized you at no charge.\"\n[05:14.14] \"Oh.\" And that's all\n[05:16.61] I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n[05:18.29] And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n[05:20.55] That I really think you should know\n[05:23.09] You can have unlimited refills\n[05:25.04] For just a quarter more.\"\n[05:27.18] I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n[05:31.81] Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n[05:33.76] Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n[05:36.86] And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n[05:39.56] Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n[05:41.52] She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n[05:43.55] Who goes to school with me\n[05:46.13] I sat behind him last year\n[05:47.53] And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n[05:50.45] I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n[05:52.81] He used to be my plumber\n[05:55.00] He was prematurely bald\n[05:57.32] And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n[05:59.33] He also had bladder problems\n[06:01.24] And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n[06:03.69] And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n[06:05.99] That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n[06:08.37] And then we both were quiet\n[06:10.75] And things got real intense\n[06:12.70] Then she says, \"Next window, please\n[06:14.44] That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n[06:17.14] So we inched ahead in line\n[06:19.46] Movin' painfully slow\n[06:21.29] I got a little bored\n[06:23.09] So I turned on the radio\n[06:25.52] \n[06:41.80] Click, turned it off\n[06:43.19] Because my wife was getting a headache\n[06:46.66] So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n[06:51.25] Then I looked at her\n[06:53.70] And she looked back at me\n[06:55.39] And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n[06:59.84] She turned away from me\n[07:01.60] And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n[07:04.17] I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n[07:07.20] But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n[07:09.27] Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n[07:11.99] I said, \"Yeah, almost\n[07:13.54] There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n[07:15.51] It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n[07:17.62] Now we're at the pay window\n[07:19.70] Or whatever you call it\n[07:21.91] Put my hand in my pocket\n[07:24.03] I can't believe there's no wallet!\n[07:33.61] And the lady at the window's like\n[07:35.53] \"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\n[07:39.76] I turn around to my wife, and say\n[07:41.70] \"How much have you got on you?\"\n[07:43.92] She just rolls her eyes and says\n[07:46.13] \"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\n[07:48.75] So she reaches into her purse\n[07:50.43] And busts out the American Express\n[07:53.37] I hand it to the lady\n[07:55.41] And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n[07:59.10] We don't take credit cards here.\"\n[08:02.06] I took back the card and said\n[08:03.89] \"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\n[08:06.40] And that's when I found out\n[08:08.36] My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n[08:11.25] I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n[08:15.94] She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n[08:20.04] And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n[08:24.35] Now the lady at the window\n[08:25.69] Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n[08:28.64] And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n[08:33.22] I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n[08:36.18] We won't be long.\"\n[08:37.62] So I looked around inside the glove-box\n[08:39.92] And checked the mat beneath my feet\n[08:42.15] I found a nickel in an ashtray\n[08:43.57] And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n[08:46.47] Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n[08:50.10] The lady counts it up and says\n[08:53.18] \"You're still about a dollar short\"\n[08:55.43] And now my woman's got this weird look\n[08:57.33] Frozen on her face\n[08:59.38] She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n[09:04.28] And so I turned around\n[09:06.50] To the cashier again\n[09:08.80] I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\n[09:12.97] So I pick up my change\n[09:15.04] Pick up my receipt\n[09:17.17] And I drive to the pickup window\n[09:19.43] Man, I just can't wait to eat\n[09:21.75] And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n[09:26.35] Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n[09:28.39] \"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\n[09:30.87] And he hands me a paper bag\n[09:33.27] I look him in the eyes\n[09:35.48] And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n[09:39.96] Well, he looks at me\n[09:42.73] And I look at him\n[09:44.92] And he looks at me\n[09:47.16] And I look at him\n[09:49.35] And he looks it me\n[09:51.59] And I look at him\n[09:53.75] And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n[09:55.59] What did you want again?\"\n[09:57.93] I say \"Ketchup!\"\n[09:59.68] And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n[10:02.04] I just spaced out there for a second\n[10:04.38] I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n[10:06.86] And then he hands me the ketchup\n[10:09.44] And now we're finally drivin' away\n[10:12.18] And the food is drivin' me mad\n[10:13.67] With its intoxicating bouquet\n[10:16.16] I'm starvin' to death\n[10:17.26] By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n[10:20.37] I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n[10:22.75] I just gotta have a bite!\"\n[10:24.96] So she reaches in the bag\n[10:27.23] And pulls out the burger\n[10:29.39] And she hands me the burger\n[10:31.34] And I pick up the burger\n[10:33.75] And then I unwrap the paper\n[10:36.34] I bite into those buns\n[10:38.59] And I just can't believe it\n[10:40.74] They forgot the onion!\n[10:44.52] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Trapped in the Drive‐Thru\n  artist: “Weird Al” Yankovic\n  album: The Essential “Weird Al” Yankovic\n  duration_ms: 38000\n  instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Seven o'clock in the evening\n  start_ms: 21500\n  end_ms: 22830\n- text: Watchin something stupid on TV\n  start_ms: 22830\n  end_ms: 25350\n- text: I'm zoned out on the sofa\n  start_ms: 25350\n  end_ms: 27290\n- text: When my wife comes in the room and sees me\n  start_ms: 27290\n  end_ms: 30160\n- text: And she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\n  start_ms: 30160\n  end_ms: 34630\n- text: And I say, \"I don't know...\"\n  start_ms: 34630\n  end_ms: 36130\n- text: Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n  start_ms: 36130\n  end_ms: 39390\n- text: She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n  start_ms: 39390\n  end_ms: 43760\n- text: I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n  start_ms: 43760\n  end_ms: 47760\n- text: She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n  start_ms: 47760\n  end_ms: 50080\n- text: I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n  start_ms: 50080\n  end_ms: 52220\n- text: She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n  start_ms: 52220\n  end_ms: 54420\n- text: I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n  start_ms: 54420\n  end_ms: 56720\n- text: But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n  start_ms: 56720\n  end_ms: 61150\n- text: And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n  start_ms: 61150\n  end_ms: 65260\n- text: I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n  start_ms: 65260\n  end_ms: 67830\n- text: She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n  start_ms: 67830\n  end_ms: 69830\n- text: I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n  start_ms: 69830\n  end_ms: 72140\n- text: She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n  start_ms: 72140\n  end_ms: 74420\n- text: I hopped up and I said\n  start_ms: 74420\n  end_ms: 75770\n- text: '\"I don''t know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"'\n  start_ms: 75770\n  end_ms: 78330\n- text: She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n  start_ms: 78330\n  end_ms: 83330\n- text: I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n  start_ms: 83330\n  end_ms: 86030\n- text: She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n  start_ms: 86030\n  end_ms: 87890\n- text: I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n  start_ms: 87890\n  end_ms: 89450\n- text: She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n  start_ms: 89450\n  end_ms: 92190\n- text: Well, I was gonna say something\n  start_ms: 92190\n  end_ms: 94550\n- text: But my cell phone started to ring\n  start_ms: 94550\n  end_ms: 96700\n- text: Now who could be callin' me?\n  start_ms: 96700\n  end_ms: 98780\n- text: Well, I checked my caller ID\n  start_ms: 98780\n  end_ms: 100890\n- text: It was just cousin Larry\n  start_ms: 100890\n  end_ms: 102490\n- text: Callin' for the third time today\n  start_ms: 102490\n  end_ms: 105500\n- text: My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n  start_ms: 105500\n  end_ms: 107630\n- text: I said, \"Okay.\"\n  start_ms: 107630\n  end_ms: 109970\n- text: '\"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"'\n  start_ms: 109970\n  end_ms: 113860\n- text: She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n  start_ms: 113860\n  end_ms: 116760\n- text: '\"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don''t you?\"'\n  start_ms: 116760\n  end_ms: 119020\n- text: And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n  start_ms: 119020\n  end_ms: 122640\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 122640\n  end_ms: 123320\n- text: She says, \"Yes\"\n  start_ms: 123320\n  end_ms: 124070\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 124070\n  end_ms: 124610\n- text: She says, \"Yes\"\n  start_ms: 124610\n  end_ms: 125250\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 125250\n  end_ms: 125590\n- text: She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n  start_ms: 125590\n  end_ms: 127930\n- text: I step a little bit closer\n  start_ms: 127930\n  end_ms: 130100\n- text: Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n  start_ms: 130100\n  end_ms: 132350\n- text: She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n  start_ms: 132350\n  end_ms: 134360\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n  start_ms: 134360\n  end_ms: 136610\n- text: I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n  start_ms: 136610\n  end_ms: 138890\n- text: And eatin' expensive food\"\n  start_ms: 138890\n  end_ms: 141180\n- text: She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n  start_ms: 141180\n  end_ms: 142600\n- text: I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n  start_ms: 142600\n  end_ms: 145210\n- text: And Burrito King would make me gassy\n  start_ms: 145210\n  end_ms: 148010\n- text: There's no doubt\"\n  start_ms: 148010\n  end_ms: 149820\n- text: She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n  start_ms: 149820\n  end_ms: 151790\n- text: I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n  start_ms: 151790\n  end_ms: 154360\n- text: Then I get an idea\n  start_ms: 154360\n  end_ms: 156730\n- text: I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n  start_ms: 156730\n  end_ms: 158340\n- text: She says, \"What?\"\n  start_ms: 158340\n  end_ms: 158850\n- text: I say, \"Guess!\"\n  start_ms: 158850\n  end_ms: 159410\n- text: She says \"What?\"\n  start_ms: 159410\n  end_ms: 160210\n- text: I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n  start_ms: 160210\n  end_ms: 163350\n- text: So we head out the front door\n  start_ms: 163350\n  end_ms: 165500\n- text: Open the garage door\n  start_ms: 165500\n  end_ms: 167840\n- text: Then I open the car doors\n  start_ms: 167840\n  end_ms: 169930\n- text: And we get in those car doors\n  start_ms: 169930\n  end_ms: 172080\n- text: Put my key in the ignition\n  start_ms: 172080\n  end_ms: 174420\n- text: And then I turn it sideways\n  start_ms: 174420\n  end_ms: 176640\n- text: Then we fasten our seat belts\n  start_ms: 176640\n  end_ms: 178830\n- text: As we pull out the driveway\n  start_ms: 178830\n  end_ms: 181130\n- text: Then we drive to the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 181130\n  end_ms: 183310\n- text: Heading off to the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 183310\n  end_ms: 185450\n- text: We're approaching the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 185450\n  end_ms: 187780\n- text: Getting close to the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 187780\n  end_ms: 190010\n- text: Almost there at the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 190010\n  end_ms: 192180\n- text: Now we're here at the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 192180\n  end_ms: 194380\n- text: Here in line at the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 194380\n  end_ms: 196660\n- text: Did I mention the drive-thru?\n  start_ms: 196660\n  end_ms: 199310\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 199310\n  end_ms: 207350\n- text: Well, here we are\n  start_ms: 207350\n  end_ms: 209100\n- text: In the drive-thru line, me and her\n  start_ms: 209100\n  end_ms: 212250\n- text: Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n  start_ms: 212250\n  end_ms: 214220\n- text: All just waiting to order\n  start_ms: 214220\n  end_ms: 216100\n- text: There's some idiot in a Volvo\n  start_ms: 216100\n  end_ms: 218460\n- text: With his brights on behind me\n  start_ms: 218460\n  end_ms: 220530\n- text: I lean out the window and scream\n  start_ms: 220530\n  end_ms: 222220\n- text: '\"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"'\n  start_ms: 222220\n  end_ms: 225550\n- text: My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n  start_ms: 225550\n  end_ms: 230080\n- text: I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n  start_ms: 230080\n  end_ms: 232450\n- text: So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n  start_ms: 232450\n  end_ms: 234280\n- text: Now a woman on a speaker box\n  start_ms: 234280\n  end_ms: 236350\n- text: Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n  start_ms: 236350\n  end_ms: 238540\n- text: I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n  start_ms: 238540\n  end_ms: 240590\n- text: We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n  start_ms: 240590\n  end_ms: 242990\n- text: Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n  start_ms: 242990\n  end_ms: 247760\n- text: I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n  start_ms: 247760\n  end_ms: 251840\n- text: I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n  start_ms: 251840\n  end_ms: 254210\n- text: She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n  start_ms: 254210\n  end_ms: 256630\n- text: I put my head in my hands and scream\n  start_ms: 256630\n  end_ms: 258860\n- text: '\"I don''t know who you are anymore!\"'\n  start_ms: 258860\n  end_ms: 261060\n- text: The voice on the speaker says\n  start_ms: 261060\n  end_ms: 263060\n- text: '\"I don''t have all day.\"'\n  start_ms: 263060\n  end_ms: 265200\n- text: I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n  start_ms: 265200\n  end_ms: 269760\n- text: I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n  start_ms: 269760\n  end_ms: 274210\n- text: She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n  start_ms: 274210\n  end_ms: 276190\n- text: I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n  start_ms: 276190\n  end_ms: 278560\n- text: Plus we need curly fries\n  start_ms: 278560\n  end_ms: 281180\n- text: And don't you dare forget it!\n  start_ms: 281180\n  end_ms: 283270\n- text: And two medium root beers\n  start_ms: 283270\n  end_ms: 285520\n- text: No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n  start_ms: 285520\n  end_ms: 287420\n- text: Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n  start_ms: 287420\n  end_ms: 292170\n- text: So read me back my order\n  start_ms: 292170\n  end_ms: 294160\n- text: Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n  start_ms: 294160\n  end_ms: 296050\n- text: She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n  start_ms: 296050\n  end_ms: 298560\n- text: Two - you want a cheeseburger\n  start_ms: 298560\n  end_ms: 300710\n- text: Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n  start_ms: 300710\n  end_ms: 303360\n- text: '\"Stop! Don''t go no further!'\n  start_ms: 303360\n  end_ms: 305980\n- text: I never ordered a large root beer\n  start_ms: 305980\n  end_ms: 307470\n- text: I said medium, not large!\"\n  start_ms: 307470\n  end_ms: 309950\n- text: Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n  start_ms: 309950\n  end_ms: 311840\n- text: I supersized you at no charge.\"\n  start_ms: 311840\n  end_ms: 314140\n- text: '\"Oh.\" And that''s all'\n  start_ms: 314140\n  end_ms: 316610\n- text: I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n  start_ms: 316610\n  end_ms: 318290\n- text: And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n  start_ms: 318290\n  end_ms: 320550\n- text: That I really think you should know\n  start_ms: 320550\n  end_ms: 323090\n- text: You can have unlimited refills\n  start_ms: 323090\n  end_ms: 325040\n- text: For just a quarter more.\"\n  start_ms: 325040\n  end_ms: 327180\n- text: I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n  start_ms: 327180\n  end_ms: 331810\n- text: Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n  start_ms: 331810\n  end_ms: 333760\n- text: Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n  start_ms: 333760\n  end_ms: 336860\n- text: And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n  start_ms: 336860\n  end_ms: 339560\n- text: Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n  start_ms: 339560\n  end_ms: 341520\n- text: She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n  start_ms: 341520\n  end_ms: 343550\n- text: Who goes to school with me\n  start_ms: 343550\n  end_ms: 346130\n- text: I sat behind him last year\n  start_ms: 346130\n  end_ms: 347530\n- text: And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n  start_ms: 347530\n  end_ms: 350450\n- text: I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n  start_ms: 350450\n  end_ms: 352810\n- text: He used to be my plumber\n  start_ms: 352810\n  end_ms: 355000\n- text: He was prematurely bald\n  start_ms: 355000\n  end_ms: 357320\n- text: And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n  start_ms: 357320\n  end_ms: 359330\n- text: He also had bladder problems\n  start_ms: 359330\n  end_ms: 361240\n- text: And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n  start_ms: 361240\n  end_ms: 363690\n- text: And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n  start_ms: 363690\n  end_ms: 365990\n- text: That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n  start_ms: 365990\n  end_ms: 368370\n- text: And then we both were quiet\n  start_ms: 368370\n  end_ms: 370750\n- text: And things got real intense\n  start_ms: 370750\n  end_ms: 372700\n- text: Then she says, \"Next window, please\n  start_ms: 372700\n  end_ms: 374440\n- text: That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n  start_ms: 374440\n  end_ms: 377140\n- text: So we inched ahead in line\n  start_ms: 377140\n  end_ms: 379460\n- text: Movin' painfully slow\n  start_ms: 379460\n  end_ms: 381290\n- text: I got a little bored\n  start_ms: 381290\n  end_ms: 383090\n- text: So I turned on the radio\n  start_ms: 383090\n  end_ms: 385520\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 385520\n  end_ms: 401800\n- text: Click, turned it off\n  start_ms: 401800\n  end_ms: 403190\n- text: Because my wife was getting a headache\n  start_ms: 403190\n  end_ms: 406660\n- text: So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n  start_ms: 406660\n  end_ms: 411250\n- text: Then I looked at her\n  start_ms: 411250\n  end_ms: 413700\n- text: And she looked back at me\n  start_ms: 413700\n  end_ms: 415390\n- text: And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n  start_ms: 415390\n  end_ms: 419840\n- text: She turned away from me\n  start_ms: 419840\n  end_ms: 421600\n- text: And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n  start_ms: 421600\n  end_ms: 424170\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n  start_ms: 424170\n  end_ms: 427200\n- text: But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n  start_ms: 427200\n  end_ms: 429270\n- text: Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n  start_ms: 429270\n  end_ms: 431990\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, almost\n  start_ms: 431990\n  end_ms: 433540\n- text: There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n  start_ms: 433540\n  end_ms: 435510\n- text: It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n  start_ms: 435510\n  end_ms: 437620\n- text: Now we're at the pay window\n  start_ms: 437620\n  end_ms: 439700\n- text: Or whatever you call it\n  start_ms: 439700\n  end_ms: 441910\n- text: Put my hand in my pocket\n  start_ms: 441910\n  end_ms: 444030\n- text: I can't believe there's no wallet!\n  start_ms: 444030\n  end_ms: 453610\n- text: And the lady at the window's like\n  start_ms: 453610\n  end_ms: 455530\n- text: '\"Well, well, well, that''ll be five eighty-two.\"'\n  start_ms: 455530\n  end_ms: 459760\n- text: I turn around to my wife, and say\n  start_ms: 459760\n  end_ms: 461700\n- text: '\"How much have you got on you?\"'\n  start_ms: 461700\n  end_ms: 463920\n- text: She just rolls her eyes and says\n  start_ms: 463920\n  end_ms: 466130\n- text: '\"I''ll pay for this, I guess\"'\n  start_ms: 466130\n  end_ms: 468750\n- text: So she reaches into her purse\n  start_ms: 468750\n  end_ms: 470430\n- text: And busts out the American Express\n  start_ms: 470430\n  end_ms: 473370\n- text: I hand it to the lady\n  start_ms: 473370\n  end_ms: 475410\n- text: And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n  start_ms: 475410\n  end_ms: 479100\n- text: We don't take credit cards here.\"\n  start_ms: 479100\n  end_ms: 482060\n- text: I took back the card and said\n  start_ms: 482060\n  end_ms: 483890\n- text: '\"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"'\n  start_ms: 483890\n  end_ms: 486400\n- text: And that's when I found out\n  start_ms: 486400\n  end_ms: 488360\n- text: My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n  start_ms: 488360\n  end_ms: 491250\n- text: I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n  start_ms: 491250\n  end_ms: 495940\n- text: She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n  start_ms: 495940\n  end_ms: 500040\n- text: And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n  start_ms: 500040\n  end_ms: 504350\n- text: Now the lady at the window\n  start_ms: 504350\n  end_ms: 505690\n- text: Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n  start_ms: 505690\n  end_ms: 508640\n- text: And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n  start_ms: 508640\n  end_ms: 513220\n- text: I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n  start_ms: 513220\n  end_ms: 516180\n- text: We won't be long.\"\n  start_ms: 516180\n  end_ms: 517620\n- text: So I looked around inside the glove-box\n  start_ms: 517620\n  end_ms: 519920\n- text: And checked the mat beneath my feet\n  start_ms: 519920\n  end_ms: 522150\n- text: I found a nickel in an ashtray\n  start_ms: 522150\n  end_ms: 523570\n- text: And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n  start_ms: 523570\n  end_ms: 526470\n- text: Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n  start_ms: 526470\n  end_ms: 530100\n- text: The lady counts it up and says\n  start_ms: 530100\n  end_ms: 533180\n- text: '\"You''re still about a dollar short\"'\n  start_ms: 533180\n  end_ms: 535430\n- text: And now my woman's got this weird look\n  start_ms: 535430\n  end_ms: 537330\n- text: Frozen on her face\n  start_ms: 537330\n  end_ms: 539380\n- text: She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n  start_ms: 539380\n  end_ms: 544280\n- text: And so I turned around\n  start_ms: 544280\n  end_ms: 546500\n- text: To the cashier again\n  start_ms: 546500\n  end_ms: 548800\n- text: 'I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"'\n  start_ms: 548800\n  end_ms: 552970\n- text: So I pick up my change\n  start_ms: 552970\n  end_ms: 555040\n- text: Pick up my receipt\n  start_ms: 555040\n  end_ms: 557170\n- text: And I drive to the pickup window\n  start_ms: 557170\n  end_ms: 559430\n- text: Man, I just can't wait to eat\n  start_ms: 559430\n  end_ms: 561750\n- text: And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n  start_ms: 561750\n  end_ms: 566350\n- text: Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n  start_ms: 566350\n  end_ms: 568390\n- text: '\"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"'\n  start_ms: 568390\n  end_ms: 570870\n- text: And he hands me a paper bag\n  start_ms: 570870\n  end_ms: 573270\n- text: I look him in the eyes\n  start_ms: 573270\n  end_ms: 575480\n- text: And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n  start_ms: 575480\n  end_ms: 579960\n- text: Well, he looks at me\n  start_ms: 579960\n  end_ms: 582730\n- text: And I look at him\n  start_ms: 582730\n  end_ms: 584920\n- text: And he looks at me\n  start_ms: 584920\n  end_ms: 587160\n- text: And I look at him\n  start_ms: 587160\n  end_ms: 589350\n- text: And he looks it me\n  start_ms: 589350\n  end_ms: 591590\n- text: And I look at him\n  start_ms: 591590\n  end_ms: 593750\n- text: And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n  start_ms: 593750\n  end_ms: 595590\n- text: What did you want again?\"\n  start_ms: 595590\n  end_ms: 597930\n- text: I say \"Ketchup!\"\n  start_ms: 597930\n  end_ms: 599680\n- text: And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n  start_ms: 599680\n  end_ms: 602040\n- text: I just spaced out there for a second\n  start_ms: 602040\n  end_ms: 604380\n- text: I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n  start_ms: 604380\n  end_ms: 606860\n- text: And then he hands me the ketchup\n  start_ms: 606860\n  end_ms: 609440\n- text: And now we're finally drivin' away\n  start_ms: 609440\n  end_ms: 612180\n- text: And the food is drivin' me mad\n  start_ms: 612180\n  end_ms: 613670\n- text: With its intoxicating bouquet\n  start_ms: 613670\n  end_ms: 616160\n- text: I'm starvin' to death\n  start_ms: 616160\n  end_ms: 617260\n- text: By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n  start_ms: 617260\n  end_ms: 620370\n- text: I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n  start_ms: 620370\n  end_ms: 622750\n- text: I just gotta have a bite!\"\n  start_ms: 622750\n  end_ms: 624960\n- text: So she reaches in the bag\n  start_ms: 624960\n  end_ms: 627230\n- text: And pulls out the burger\n  start_ms: 627230\n  end_ms: 629390\n- text: And she hands me the burger\n  start_ms: 629390\n  end_ms: 631340\n- text: And I pick up the burger\n  start_ms: 631340\n  end_ms: 633750\n- text: And then I unwrap the paper\n  start_ms: 633750\n  end_ms: 636340\n- text: I bite into those buns\n  start_ms: 636340\n  end_ms: 638590\n- text: And I just can't believe it\n  start_ms: 638590\n  end_ms: 640740\n- text: They forgot the onion!\n  start_ms: 640740\n  end_ms: 644520\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 644520\nplain: |-\n  Seven o'clock in the evening\n  Watchin something stupid on TV\n  I'm zoned out on the sofa\n  When my wife comes in the room and sees me\n  And she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\n  And I say, \"I don't know...\"\n  Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n  She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n  I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n  She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n  I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n  She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n  I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n  But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n  And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n  I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n  She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n  I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n  She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n  I hopped up and I said\n  \"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\n  She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n  I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n  She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n  I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n  She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n\n  Well, I was gonna say something\n  But my cell phone started to ring\n  Now who could be callin' me?\n  Well, I checked my caller ID\n  It was just cousin Larry\n  Callin' for the third time today\n  My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n  I said, \"Okay.\"\n  \"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\n  She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n  \"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\n  And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n  I step a little bit closer\n  Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n  She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n  I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n  And eatin' expensive food\"\n  She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n  I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n  And Burrito King would make me gassy\n  There's no doubt\"\n  She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n  I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n  Then I get an idea\n  I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n  She says, \"What?\"\n  I say, \"Guess!\"\n  She says \"What?\"\n  I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n\n  So we head out the front door\n  Open the garage door\n  Then I open the car doors\n  And we get in those car doors\n  Put my key in the ignition\n  And then I turn it sideways\n  Then we fasten our seat belts\n  As we pull out the driveway\n  Then we drive to the drive-thru\n  Heading off to the drive-thru\n  We're approaching the drive-thru\n  Getting close to the drive-thru\n  Almost there at the drive-thru\n  Now we're here at the drive-thru\n  Here in line at the drive-thru\n  Did I mention the drive-thru?\n\n  Well, here we are\n  In the drive-thru line, me and her\n  Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n  All just waiting to order\n  There's some idiot in a Volvo\n  With his brights on behind me\n  I lean out the window and scream\n  \"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\n  My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n  I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n  So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n  Now a woman on a speaker box\n  Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n  I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n  We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n  Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n  I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n  I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n  She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n  I put my head in my hands and scream\n  \"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\n  The voice on the speaker says\n  \"I don't have all day.\"\n  I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n  I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n  She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n  I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n  Plus we need curly fries\n  And don't you dare forget it!\n  And two medium root beers\n  No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n  Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n  So read me back my order\n  Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n  She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n  Two - you want a cheeseburger\n  Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n  \"Stop! Don't go no further!\n  I never ordered a large root beer\n  I said medium, not large!\"\n  Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n  I supersized you at no charge.\"\n  \"Oh.\" And that's all\n  I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n  And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n  That I really think you should know\n  You can have unlimited refills\n  For just a quarter more.\"\n  I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n  Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n  Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n  And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n  Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n  She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n  Who goes to school with me\n  I sat behind him last year\n  And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n  I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n  He used to be my plumber\n  He was prematurely bald\n  And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n  He also had bladder problems\n  And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n  And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n  That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n  And then we both were quiet\n  And things got real intense\n  Then she says, \"Next window, please\n  That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n  So we inched ahead in line\n  Movin' painfully slow\n  I got a little bored\n  So I turned on the radio\n\n  Click, turned it off\n  Because my wife was getting a headache\n  So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n  Then I looked at her\n  And she looked back at me\n  And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n  She turned away from me\n  And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n  But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n  Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, almost\n  There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n  It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n  Now we're at the pay window\n  Or whatever you call it\n  Put my hand in my pocket\n  I can't believe there's no wallet!\n\n  And the lady at the window's like\n  \"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\n  I turn around to my wife, and say\n  \"How much have you got on you?\"\n  She just rolls her eyes and says\n  \"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\n  So she reaches into her purse\n  And busts out the American Express\n  I hand it to the lady\n  And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n  We don't take credit cards here.\"\n  I took back the card and said\n  \"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\n  And that's when I found out\n  My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n  I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n  She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n  And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n  Now the lady at the window\n  Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n  And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n  I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n  We won't be long.\"\n  So I looked around inside the glove-box\n  And checked the mat beneath my feet\n  I found a nickel in an ashtray\n  And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n  Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n  The lady counts it up and says\n  \"You're still about a dollar short\"\n  And now my woman's got this weird look\n  Frozen on her face\n  She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n  And so I turned around\n  To the cashier again\n  I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\n  So I pick up my change\n  Pick up my receipt\n  And I drive to the pickup window\n  Man, I just can't wait to eat\n  And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n  Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n  \"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\n  And he hands me a paper bag\n  I look him in the eyes\n  And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n  Well, he looks at me\n  And I look at him\n  And he looks at me\n  And I look at him\n  And he looks it me\n  And I look at him\n  And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n  What did you want again?\"\n  I say \"Ketchup!\"\n  And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n  I just spaced out there for a second\n  I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n  And then he hands me the ketchup\n  And now we're finally drivin' away\n  And the food is drivin' me mad\n  With its intoxicating bouquet\n  I'm starvin' to death\n  By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n  I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n  I just gotta have a bite!\"\n  So she reaches in the bag\n  And pulls out the burger\n  And she hands me the burger\n  And I pick up the burger\n  And then I unwrap the paper\n  I bite into those buns\n  And I just can't believe it\n  They forgot the onion!\n"},{"id":38868444,"name":"Trapped In The Drive-Thru","trackName":"Trapped In The Drive-Thru","artistName":"″Weird Al″ Yankovic","albumName":"The Essential ″Weird Al″ Yankovic","duration":651.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Seven o'clock in the evening\nWatchin something stupid on TV\nI'm zoned out on the sofa\nWhen my wife comes in the room and sees me\nAnd she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\nAnd I say, \"I don't know...\"\nSay, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\nShe says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\nI said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\nShe said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\nI said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\nShe said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\nI said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\nBut first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\nAnd she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\nI said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\nShe said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\nI said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\nShe said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\nI hopped up and I said\n\"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\nShe's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\nI'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\nShe's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\nI'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\nShe's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n\nWell, I was gonna say something\nBut my cell phone started to ring\nNow who could be callin' me?\nWell, I checked my caller ID\nIt was just cousin Larry\nCallin' for the third time today\nMy wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\nI said, \"Okay.\"\n\"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\nShe said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n\"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\nAnd then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\nI step a little bit closer\nSay, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\nShe says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\nI don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\nAnd eatin' expensive food\"\nShe's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\nI say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\nAnd Burrito King would make me gassy\nThere's no doubt\"\nShe says, \"Just forget about it\"\nI said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\nThen I get an idea\nI say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\nShe says, \"What?\"\nI say, \"Guess!\"\nShe says \"What?\"\nI say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n\nSo we head out the front door\nOpen the garage door\nThen I open the car doors\nAnd we get in those car doors\nPut my key in the ignition\nAnd then I turn it sideways\nThen we fasten our seat belts\nAs we pull out the driveway\nThen we drive to the drive-thru\nHeading off to the drive-thru\nWe're approaching the drive-thru\nGetting close to the drive-thru\nAlmost there at the drive-thru\nNow we're here at the drive-thru\nHere in line at the drive-thru\nDid I mention the drive-thru?\n\nWell, here we are\nIn the drive-thru line, me and her\nCars in front of us, cars in back of us\nAll just waiting to order\nThere's some idiot in a Volvo\nWith his brights on behind me\nI lean out the window and scream\n\"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\nMy wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\nI said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\nSo I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\nNow a woman on a speaker box\nIs sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\nI said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\nWe'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\nThen my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\nI think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\nI said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\nShe says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\nI put my head in my hands and scream\n\"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\nThe voice on the speaker says\n\"I don't have all day.\"\nI said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\nI wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\nShe's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\nI'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\nPlus we need curly fries\nAnd don't you dare forget it!\nAnd two medium root beers\nNo, just one, we'll split it.\"\nThen I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\nSo read me back my order\nLet's make sure you got it right.\"\nShe says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\nTwo - you want a cheeseburger\nThree - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n\"Stop! Don't go no further!\nI never ordered a large root beer\nI said medium, not large!\"\nThen she says, \"We're havin' a special\nI supersized you at no charge.\"\n\"Oh.\" And that's all\nI could say, was \"Oh.\"\nAnd she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\nThat I really think you should know\nYou can have unlimited refills\nFor just a quarter more.\"\nI say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\nThen she says, \"Wait a minute\nYour voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\nAnd my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\nNow tell me, who's this Paul?\"\nShe says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\nWho goes to school with me\nI sat behind him last year\nAnd I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\nI said, \"I know a guy named Paul\nHe used to be my plumber\nHe was prematurely bald\nAnd he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\nHe also had bladder problems\nAnd a really bad infection on his toe.\"\nAnd she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\nThat's way more than I needed to know!\"\nAnd then we both were quiet\nAnd things got real intense\nThen she says, \"Next window, please\nThat'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\nSo we inched ahead in line\nMovin' painfully slow\nI got a little bored\nSo I turned on the radio\n\nClick, turned it off\nBecause my wife was getting a headache\nSo we both just sat there quietly for her sake\nThen I looked at her\nAnd she looked back at me\nAnd I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\nShe turned away from me\nAnd then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\nBut hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\nThen she said, \"How about now?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, almost\nThere's still a little bit there, but don't worry\nIt's probably just a piece of toast.\"\nNow we're at the pay window\nOr whatever you call it\nPut my hand in my pocket\nI can't believe there's no wallet!\n\nAnd the lady at the window's like\n\"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\nI turn around to my wife, and say\n\"How much have you got on you?\"\nShe just rolls her eyes and says\n\"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\nSo she reaches into her purse\nAnd busts out the American Express\nI hand it to the lady\nAnd she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\nWe don't take credit cards here.\"\nI took back the card and said\n\"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\nAnd that's when I found out\nMy wife was only carryin' three bucks\nI said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\nShe says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\nAnd I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\nNow the lady at the window\nIs lookin' at me kind of strange\nAnd she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\nI said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\nWe won't be long.\"\nSo I looked around inside the glove-box\nAnd checked the mat beneath my feet\nI found a nickel in an ashtray\nAnd a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\nBefore long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\nThe lady counts it up and says\n\"You're still about a dollar short\"\nAnd now my woman's got this weird look\nFrozen on her face\nShe screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\nAnd so I turned around\nTo the cashier again\nI shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\nSo I pick up my change\nPick up my receipt\nAnd I drive to the pickup window\nMan, I just can't wait to eat\nAnd now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\nWearin' a dorky nametag that says\n\"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\nAnd he hands me a paper bag\nI look him in the eyes\nAnd I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\nWell, he looks at me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he looks at me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he looks it me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he says, \"I'm sorry!\nWhat did you want again?\"\nI say \"Ketchup!\"\nAnd he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\nI just spaced out there for a second\nI'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\nAnd then he hands me the ketchup\nAnd now we're finally drivin' away\nAnd the food is drivin' me mad\nWith its intoxicating bouquet\nI'm starvin' to death\nBy the time we pull up at the traffic light\nI say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\nI just gotta have a bite!\"\nSo she reaches in the bag\nAnd pulls out the burger\nAnd she hands me the burger\nAnd I pick up the burger\nAnd then I unwrap the paper\nI bite into those buns\nAnd I just can't believe it\nThey forgot the onion!","syncedLyrics":"[00:21.76]Seven o'clock in the evening\n[00:23.25]Watchin something stupid on TV\n[00:25.76]I'm zoned out on the sofa\n[00:27.62]When my wife comes in the room and sees me\n[00:30.55]And she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\n[00:35.43]And I say, \"I don't know...\"\n[00:36.52]Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n[00:39.74]She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n[00:44.30]I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n[00:48.10]She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n[00:50.31]I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n[00:52.52]She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n[00:54.83]I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n[00:56.69]But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n[01:01.58]And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n[01:05.97]I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n[01:08.15]She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n[01:10.50]I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n[01:12.54]She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n[01:14.85]I hopped up and I said\n[01:16.06]\"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\n[01:18.79]She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n[01:24.38]I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n[01:26.40]She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n[01:28.29]I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n[01:29.86]She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n[01:32.94]Well, I was gonna say something\n[01:34.89]But my cell phone started to ring\n[01:37.19]Now who could be callin' me?\n[01:39.23]Well, I checked my caller ID\n[01:41.30]It was just cousin Larry\n[01:42.86]Callin' for the third time today\n[01:46.09]My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n[01:48.47]I said, \"Okay.\"\n[01:50.49]\"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\n[01:54.74]She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n[01:57.20]\"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\n[01:59.51]And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n[02:03.19]I says, \"No\"\n[02:03.61]She says, \"Yes\"\n[02:04.32]I says, \"No\"\n[02:04.80]She says, \"Yes\"\n[02:05.43]I says, \"No\"\n[02:05.95]She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n[02:08.30]I step a little bit closer\n[02:10.42]Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n[02:12.62]She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n[02:14.75]I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n[02:17.12]I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n[02:19.46]And eatin' expensive food\"\n[02:21.50]She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n[02:23.00]I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n[02:25.85]And Burrito King would make me gassy\n[02:28.48]There's no doubt\"\n[02:30.50]She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n[02:32.25]I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n[02:34.95]Then I get an idea\n[02:37.15]I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n[02:38.75]She says, \"What?\"\n[02:39.34]I say, \"Guess!\"\n[02:39.88]She says \"What?\"\n[02:40.54]I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n[02:43.61]So we head out the front door\n[02:46.17]Open the garage door\n[02:48.22]Then I open the car doors\n[02:50.42]And we get in those car doors\n[02:52.44]Put my key in the ignition\n[02:54.86]And then I turn it sideways\n[02:57.07]Then we fasten our seat belts\n[02:59.29]As we pull out the driveway\n[03:01.58]Then we drive to the drive-thru\n[03:03.72]Heading off to the drive-thru\n[03:06.02]We're approaching the drive-thru\n[03:08.28]Getting close to the drive-thru\n[03:10.38]Almost there at the drive-thru\n[03:12.60]Now we're here at the drive-thru\n[03:14.80]Here in line at the drive-thru\n[03:17.06]Did I mention the drive-thru?\n[03:19.31]\n[03:22.16]\n[03:27.73]Well, here we are\n[03:29.46]In the drive-thru line, me and her\n[03:32.42]Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n[03:34.65]All just waiting to order\n[03:36.55]There's some idiot in a Volvo\n[03:38.88]With his brights on behind me\n[03:41.07]I lean out the window and scream\n[03:42.76]\"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\n[03:45.97]My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n[03:50.46]I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n[03:52.62]So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n[03:54.91]Now a woman on a speaker box\n[03:56.85]Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n[03:58.94]I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n[04:00.98]We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n[04:03.55]Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n[04:08.29]I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n[04:12.62]I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n[04:14.78]She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n[04:17.03]I put my head in my hands and scream\n[04:19.28]\"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\n[04:21.65]The voice on the speaker says\n[04:23.83]\"I don't have all day.\"\n[04:25.97]I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n[04:30.37]I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n[04:34.75]She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n[04:36.66]I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n[04:39.36]Plus we need curly fries\n[04:41.65]And don't you dare forget it!\n[04:43.86]And two medium root beers\n[04:46.02]No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n[04:48.39]Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n[04:52.54]So read me back my order\n[04:54.55]Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n[04:56.44]She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n[04:59.18]Two - you want a cheeseburger\n[05:01.23]Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n[05:04.02]\"Stop! Don't go no further!\n[05:05.74]I never ordered a large root beer\n[05:07.61]I said medium, not large!\"\n[05:10.58]Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n[05:12.57]I supersized you at no charge.\"\n[05:15.22]\"Oh.\" And that's all\n[05:17.23]I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n[05:18.52]And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n[05:21.02]That I really think you should know\n[05:23.30]You can have unlimited refills\n[05:25.51]For just a quarter more.\"\n[05:27.63]I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n[05:32.37]Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n[05:34.55]Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n[05:37.62]And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n[05:40.02]Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n[05:42.08]She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n[05:44.29]Who goes to school with me\n[05:46.60]I sat behind him last year\n[05:47.93]And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n[05:50.96]I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n[05:53.46]He used to be my plumber\n[05:55.49]He was prematurely bald\n[05:57.72]And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n[05:59.98]He also had bladder problems\n[06:01.88]And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n[06:04.26]And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n[06:06.43]That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n[06:08.83]And then we both were quiet\n[06:11.04]And things got real intense\n[06:13.27]Then she says, \"Next window, please\n[06:14.95]That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n[06:17.69]So we inched ahead in line\n[06:19.68]Movin' painfully slow\n[06:21.63]I got a little bored\n[06:23.26]So I turned on the radio\n[06:27.33]\n[06:42.00]Click, turned it off\n[06:43.47]Because my wife was getting a headache\n[06:47.28]So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n[06:51.71]Then I looked at her\n[06:53.97]And she looked back at me\n[06:55.80]And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n[07:00.25]She turned away from me\n[07:01.94]And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n[07:05.05]I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n[07:07.57]But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n[07:09.47]Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n[07:12.24]I said, \"Yeah, almost\n[07:13.87]There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n[07:15.87]It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n[07:17.88]Now we're at the pay window\n[07:20.03]Or whatever you call it\n[07:22.23]Put my hand in my pocket\n[07:24.28]I can't believe there's no wallet!\n[07:28.97]\n[07:33.56]And the lady at the window's like\n[07:35.42]\"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\n[07:39.77]I turn around to my wife, and say\n[07:42.02]\"How much have you got on you?\"\n[07:44.16]She just rolls her eyes and says\n[07:46.20]\"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\n[07:48.97]So she reaches into her purse\n[07:50.73]And busts out the American Express\n[07:53.46]I hand it to the lady\n[07:55.76]And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n[08:00.11]We don't take credit cards here.\"\n[08:02.29]I took back the card and said\n[08:03.93]\"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\n[08:06.82]And that's when I found out\n[08:08.47]My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n[08:11.62]I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n[08:16.03]She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n[08:20.04]And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n[08:24.53]Now the lady at the window\n[08:25.89]Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n[08:29.09]And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n[08:33.59]I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n[08:36.36]We won't be long.\"\n[08:37.86]So I looked around inside the glove-box\n[08:40.04]And checked the mat beneath my feet\n[08:42.24]I found a nickel in an ashtray\n[08:43.84]And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n[08:46.62]Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n[08:51.17]The lady counts it up and says\n[08:53.48]\"You're still about a dollar short\"\n[08:55.60]And now my woman's got this weird look\n[08:57.54]Frozen on her face\n[08:59.50]She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n[09:04.57]And so I turned around\n[09:06.87]To the cashier again\n[09:09.18]I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\n[09:13.27]So I pick up my change\n[09:15.43]Pick up my receipt\n[09:17.40]And I drive to the pickup window\n[09:19.54]Man, I just can't wait to eat\n[09:21.90]And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n[09:26.52]Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n[09:28.53]\"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\n[09:31.15]And he hands me a paper bag\n[09:33.44]I look him in the eyes\n[09:35.71]And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n[09:40.56]Well, he looks at me\n[09:42.88]And I look at him\n[09:45.07]And he looks at me\n[09:47.29]And I look at him\n[09:49.57]And he looks it me\n[09:51.65]And I look at him\n[09:53.69]And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n[09:55.94]What did you want again?\"\n[09:58.22]I say \"Ketchup!\"\n[09:59.62]And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n[10:02.39]I just spaced out there for a second\n[10:04.57]I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n[10:07.24]And then he hands me the ketchup\n[10:09.46]And now we're finally drivin' away\n[10:11.75]And the food is drivin' me mad\n[10:13.64]With its intoxicating bouquet\n[10:16.30]I'm starvin' to death\n[10:17.26]By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n[10:20.52]I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n[10:22.97]I just gotta have a bite!\"\n[10:25.04]So she reaches in the bag\n[10:27.38]And pulls out the burger\n[10:29.61]And she hands me the burger\n[10:31.74]And I pick up the burger\n[10:33.92]And then I unwrap the paper\n[10:36.51]I bite into those buns\n[10:38.76]And I just can't believe it\n[10:41.06]They forgot the onion!\n[10:43.75]","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Trapped In The Drive-Thru\n  artist: ″Weird Al″ Yankovic\n  album: The Essential ″Weird Al″ Yankovic\n  duration_ms: 651000\n  instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Seven o'clock in the evening\n  start_ms: 21760\n  end_ms: 23250\n- text: Watchin something stupid on TV\n  start_ms: 23250\n  end_ms: 25760\n- text: I'm zoned out on the sofa\n  start_ms: 25760\n  end_ms: 27620\n- text: When my wife comes in the room and sees me\n  start_ms: 27620\n  end_ms: 30550\n- text: And she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\n  start_ms: 30550\n  end_ms: 35430\n- text: And I say, \"I don't know...\"\n  start_ms: 35430\n  end_ms: 36520\n- text: Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n  start_ms: 36520\n  end_ms: 39740\n- text: She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n  start_ms: 39740\n  end_ms: 44300\n- text: I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n  start_ms: 44300\n  end_ms: 48100\n- text: She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n  start_ms: 48100\n  end_ms: 50310\n- text: I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n  start_ms: 50310\n  end_ms: 52520\n- text: She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n  start_ms: 52520\n  end_ms: 54830\n- text: I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n  start_ms: 54830\n  end_ms: 56690\n- text: But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n  start_ms: 56690\n  end_ms: 61580\n- text: And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n  start_ms: 61580\n  end_ms: 65970\n- text: I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n  start_ms: 65970\n  end_ms: 68150\n- text: She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n  start_ms: 68150\n  end_ms: 70500\n- text: I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n  start_ms: 70500\n  end_ms: 72540\n- text: She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n  start_ms: 72540\n  end_ms: 74850\n- text: I hopped up and I said\n  start_ms: 74850\n  end_ms: 76060\n- text: '\"I don''t know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"'\n  start_ms: 76060\n  end_ms: 78790\n- text: She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n  start_ms: 78790\n  end_ms: 84380\n- text: I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n  start_ms: 84380\n  end_ms: 86400\n- text: She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n  start_ms: 86400\n  end_ms: 88290\n- text: I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n  start_ms: 88290\n  end_ms: 89860\n- text: She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n  start_ms: 89860\n  end_ms: 92940\n- text: Well, I was gonna say something\n  start_ms: 92940\n  end_ms: 94890\n- text: But my cell phone started to ring\n  start_ms: 94890\n  end_ms: 97190\n- text: Now who could be callin' me?\n  start_ms: 97190\n  end_ms: 99230\n- text: Well, I checked my caller ID\n  start_ms: 99230\n  end_ms: 101300\n- text: It was just cousin Larry\n  start_ms: 101300\n  end_ms: 102860\n- text: Callin' for the third time today\n  start_ms: 102860\n  end_ms: 106090\n- text: My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n  start_ms: 106090\n  end_ms: 108470\n- text: I said, \"Okay.\"\n  start_ms: 108470\n  end_ms: 110490\n- text: '\"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"'\n  start_ms: 110490\n  end_ms: 114740\n- text: She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n  start_ms: 114740\n  end_ms: 117200\n- text: '\"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don''t you?\"'\n  start_ms: 117200\n  end_ms: 119510\n- text: And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n  start_ms: 119510\n  end_ms: 123190\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 123190\n  end_ms: 123610\n- text: She says, \"Yes\"\n  start_ms: 123610\n  end_ms: 124320\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 124320\n  end_ms: 124800\n- text: She says, \"Yes\"\n  start_ms: 124800\n  end_ms: 125430\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 125430\n  end_ms: 125950\n- text: She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n  start_ms: 125950\n  end_ms: 128300\n- text: I step a little bit closer\n  start_ms: 128300\n  end_ms: 130420\n- text: Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n  start_ms: 130420\n  end_ms: 132620\n- text: She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n  start_ms: 132620\n  end_ms: 134750\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n  start_ms: 134750\n  end_ms: 137120\n- text: I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n  start_ms: 137120\n  end_ms: 139460\n- text: And eatin' expensive food\"\n  start_ms: 139460\n  end_ms: 141500\n- text: She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n  start_ms: 141500\n  end_ms: 143000\n- text: I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n  start_ms: 143000\n  end_ms: 145850\n- text: And Burrito King would make me gassy\n  start_ms: 145850\n  end_ms: 148480\n- text: There's no doubt\"\n  start_ms: 148480\n  end_ms: 150500\n- text: She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n  start_ms: 150500\n  end_ms: 152250\n- text: I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n  start_ms: 152250\n  end_ms: 154950\n- text: Then I get an idea\n  start_ms: 154950\n  end_ms: 157150\n- text: I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n  start_ms: 157150\n  end_ms: 158750\n- text: She says, \"What?\"\n  start_ms: 158750\n  end_ms: 159340\n- text: I say, \"Guess!\"\n  start_ms: 159340\n  end_ms: 159880\n- text: She says \"What?\"\n  start_ms: 159880\n  end_ms: 160540\n- text: I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n  start_ms: 160540\n  end_ms: 163610\n- text: So we head out the front door\n  start_ms: 163610\n  end_ms: 166170\n- text: Open the garage door\n  start_ms: 166170\n  end_ms: 168220\n- text: Then I open the car doors\n  start_ms: 168220\n  end_ms: 170420\n- text: And we get in those car doors\n  start_ms: 170420\n  end_ms: 172440\n- text: Put my key in the ignition\n  start_ms: 172440\n  end_ms: 174860\n- text: And then I turn it sideways\n  start_ms: 174860\n  end_ms: 177070\n- text: Then we fasten our seat belts\n  start_ms: 177070\n  end_ms: 179290\n- text: As we pull out the driveway\n  start_ms: 179290\n  end_ms: 181580\n- text: Then we drive to the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 181580\n  end_ms: 183720\n- text: Heading off to the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 183720\n  end_ms: 186020\n- text: We're approaching the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 186020\n  end_ms: 188280\n- text: Getting close to the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 188280\n  end_ms: 190380\n- text: Almost there at the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 190380\n  end_ms: 192600\n- text: Now we're here at the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 192600\n  end_ms: 194800\n- text: Here in line at the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 194800\n  end_ms: 197060\n- text: Did I mention the drive-thru?\n  start_ms: 197060\n  end_ms: 199310\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 199310\n  end_ms: 202160\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 202160\n  end_ms: 207730\n- text: Well, here we are\n  start_ms: 207730\n  end_ms: 209460\n- text: In the drive-thru line, me and her\n  start_ms: 209460\n  end_ms: 212420\n- text: Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n  start_ms: 212420\n  end_ms: 214650\n- text: All just waiting to order\n  start_ms: 214650\n  end_ms: 216550\n- text: There's some idiot in a Volvo\n  start_ms: 216550\n  end_ms: 218880\n- text: With his brights on behind me\n  start_ms: 218880\n  end_ms: 221070\n- text: I lean out the window and scream\n  start_ms: 221070\n  end_ms: 222760\n- text: '\"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"'\n  start_ms: 222760\n  end_ms: 225970\n- text: My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n  start_ms: 225970\n  end_ms: 230460\n- text: I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n  start_ms: 230460\n  end_ms: 232620\n- text: So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n  start_ms: 232620\n  end_ms: 234910\n- text: Now a woman on a speaker box\n  start_ms: 234910\n  end_ms: 236850\n- text: Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n  start_ms: 236850\n  end_ms: 238940\n- text: I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n  start_ms: 238940\n  end_ms: 240980\n- text: We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n  start_ms: 240980\n  end_ms: 243550\n- text: Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n  start_ms: 243550\n  end_ms: 248290\n- text: I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n  start_ms: 248290\n  end_ms: 252620\n- text: I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n  start_ms: 252620\n  end_ms: 254780\n- text: She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n  start_ms: 254780\n  end_ms: 257030\n- text: I put my head in my hands and scream\n  start_ms: 257030\n  end_ms: 259280\n- text: '\"I don''t know who you are anymore!\"'\n  start_ms: 259280\n  end_ms: 261650\n- text: The voice on the speaker says\n  start_ms: 261650\n  end_ms: 263830\n- text: '\"I don''t have all day.\"'\n  start_ms: 263830\n  end_ms: 265970\n- text: I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n  start_ms: 265970\n  end_ms: 270370\n- text: I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n  start_ms: 270370\n  end_ms: 274750\n- text: She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n  start_ms: 274750\n  end_ms: 276660\n- text: I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n  start_ms: 276660\n  end_ms: 279360\n- text: Plus we need curly fries\n  start_ms: 279360\n  end_ms: 281650\n- text: And don't you dare forget it!\n  start_ms: 281650\n  end_ms: 283860\n- text: And two medium root beers\n  start_ms: 283860\n  end_ms: 286020\n- text: No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n  start_ms: 286020\n  end_ms: 288390\n- text: Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n  start_ms: 288390\n  end_ms: 292540\n- text: So read me back my order\n  start_ms: 292540\n  end_ms: 294550\n- text: Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n  start_ms: 294550\n  end_ms: 296440\n- text: She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n  start_ms: 296440\n  end_ms: 299180\n- text: Two - you want a cheeseburger\n  start_ms: 299180\n  end_ms: 301230\n- text: Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n  start_ms: 301230\n  end_ms: 304020\n- text: '\"Stop! Don''t go no further!'\n  start_ms: 304020\n  end_ms: 305740\n- text: I never ordered a large root beer\n  start_ms: 305740\n  end_ms: 307610\n- text: I said medium, not large!\"\n  start_ms: 307610\n  end_ms: 310580\n- text: Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n  start_ms: 310580\n  end_ms: 312570\n- text: I supersized you at no charge.\"\n  start_ms: 312570\n  end_ms: 315220\n- text: '\"Oh.\" And that''s all'\n  start_ms: 315220\n  end_ms: 317230\n- text: I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n  start_ms: 317230\n  end_ms: 318520\n- text: And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n  start_ms: 318520\n  end_ms: 321020\n- text: That I really think you should know\n  start_ms: 321020\n  end_ms: 323300\n- text: You can have unlimited refills\n  start_ms: 323300\n  end_ms: 325510\n- text: For just a quarter more.\"\n  start_ms: 325510\n  end_ms: 327630\n- text: I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n  start_ms: 327630\n  end_ms: 332370\n- text: Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n  start_ms: 332370\n  end_ms: 334550\n- text: Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n  start_ms: 334550\n  end_ms: 337620\n- text: And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n  start_ms: 337620\n  end_ms: 340020\n- text: Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n  start_ms: 340020\n  end_ms: 342080\n- text: She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n  start_ms: 342080\n  end_ms: 344290\n- text: Who goes to school with me\n  start_ms: 344290\n  end_ms: 346600\n- text: I sat behind him last year\n  start_ms: 346600\n  end_ms: 347930\n- text: And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n  start_ms: 347930\n  end_ms: 350960\n- text: I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n  start_ms: 350960\n  end_ms: 353460\n- text: He used to be my plumber\n  start_ms: 353460\n  end_ms: 355490\n- text: He was prematurely bald\n  start_ms: 355490\n  end_ms: 357720\n- text: And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n  start_ms: 357720\n  end_ms: 359980\n- text: He also had bladder problems\n  start_ms: 359980\n  end_ms: 361880\n- text: And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n  start_ms: 361880\n  end_ms: 364260\n- text: And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n  start_ms: 364260\n  end_ms: 366430\n- text: That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n  start_ms: 366430\n  end_ms: 368830\n- text: And then we both were quiet\n  start_ms: 368830\n  end_ms: 371040\n- text: And things got real intense\n  start_ms: 371040\n  end_ms: 373270\n- text: Then she says, \"Next window, please\n  start_ms: 373270\n  end_ms: 374950\n- text: That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n  start_ms: 374950\n  end_ms: 377690\n- text: So we inched ahead in line\n  start_ms: 377690\n  end_ms: 379680\n- text: Movin' painfully slow\n  start_ms: 379680\n  end_ms: 381630\n- text: I got a little bored\n  start_ms: 381630\n  end_ms: 383260\n- text: So I turned on the radio\n  start_ms: 383260\n  end_ms: 387330\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 387330\n  end_ms: 402000\n- text: Click, turned it off\n  start_ms: 402000\n  end_ms: 403470\n- text: Because my wife was getting a headache\n  start_ms: 403470\n  end_ms: 407280\n- text: So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n  start_ms: 407280\n  end_ms: 411710\n- text: Then I looked at her\n  start_ms: 411710\n  end_ms: 413970\n- text: And she looked back at me\n  start_ms: 413970\n  end_ms: 415800\n- text: And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n  start_ms: 415800\n  end_ms: 420250\n- text: She turned away from me\n  start_ms: 420250\n  end_ms: 421940\n- text: And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n  start_ms: 421940\n  end_ms: 425050\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n  start_ms: 425050\n  end_ms: 427570\n- text: But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n  start_ms: 427570\n  end_ms: 429470\n- text: Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n  start_ms: 429470\n  end_ms: 432240\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, almost\n  start_ms: 432240\n  end_ms: 433870\n- text: There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n  start_ms: 433870\n  end_ms: 435870\n- text: It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n  start_ms: 435870\n  end_ms: 437880\n- text: Now we're at the pay window\n  start_ms: 437880\n  end_ms: 440030\n- text: Or whatever you call it\n  start_ms: 440030\n  end_ms: 442230\n- text: Put my hand in my pocket\n  start_ms: 442230\n  end_ms: 444280\n- text: I can't believe there's no wallet!\n  start_ms: 444280\n  end_ms: 448970\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 448970\n  end_ms: 453560\n- text: And the lady at the window's like\n  start_ms: 453560\n  end_ms: 455420\n- text: '\"Well, well, well, that''ll be five eighty-two.\"'\n  start_ms: 455420\n  end_ms: 459770\n- text: I turn around to my wife, and say\n  start_ms: 459770\n  end_ms: 462020\n- text: '\"How much have you got on you?\"'\n  start_ms: 462020\n  end_ms: 464160\n- text: She just rolls her eyes and says\n  start_ms: 464160\n  end_ms: 466200\n- text: '\"I''ll pay for this, I guess\"'\n  start_ms: 466200\n  end_ms: 468970\n- text: So she reaches into her purse\n  start_ms: 468970\n  end_ms: 470730\n- text: And busts out the American Express\n  start_ms: 470730\n  end_ms: 473460\n- text: I hand it to the lady\n  start_ms: 473460\n  end_ms: 475760\n- text: And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n  start_ms: 475760\n  end_ms: 480110\n- text: We don't take credit cards here.\"\n  start_ms: 480110\n  end_ms: 482290\n- text: I took back the card and said\n  start_ms: 482290\n  end_ms: 483930\n- text: '\"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"'\n  start_ms: 483930\n  end_ms: 486820\n- text: And that's when I found out\n  start_ms: 486820\n  end_ms: 488470\n- text: My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n  start_ms: 488470\n  end_ms: 491620\n- text: I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n  start_ms: 491620\n  end_ms: 496030\n- text: She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n  start_ms: 496030\n  end_ms: 500040\n- text: And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n  start_ms: 500040\n  end_ms: 504530\n- text: Now the lady at the window\n  start_ms: 504530\n  end_ms: 505890\n- text: Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n  start_ms: 505890\n  end_ms: 509090\n- text: And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n  start_ms: 509090\n  end_ms: 513590\n- text: I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n  start_ms: 513590\n  end_ms: 516360\n- text: We won't be long.\"\n  start_ms: 516360\n  end_ms: 517860\n- text: So I looked around inside the glove-box\n  start_ms: 517860\n  end_ms: 520040\n- text: And checked the mat beneath my feet\n  start_ms: 520040\n  end_ms: 522240\n- text: I found a nickel in an ashtray\n  start_ms: 522240\n  end_ms: 523840\n- text: And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n  start_ms: 523840\n  end_ms: 526620\n- text: Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n  start_ms: 526620\n  end_ms: 531170\n- text: The lady counts it up and says\n  start_ms: 531170\n  end_ms: 533480\n- text: '\"You''re still about a dollar short\"'\n  start_ms: 533480\n  end_ms: 535600\n- text: And now my woman's got this weird look\n  start_ms: 535600\n  end_ms: 537540\n- text: Frozen on her face\n  start_ms: 537540\n  end_ms: 539500\n- text: She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n  start_ms: 539500\n  end_ms: 544570\n- text: And so I turned around\n  start_ms: 544570\n  end_ms: 546870\n- text: To the cashier again\n  start_ms: 546870\n  end_ms: 549180\n- text: 'I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"'\n  start_ms: 549180\n  end_ms: 553270\n- text: So I pick up my change\n  start_ms: 553270\n  end_ms: 555430\n- text: Pick up my receipt\n  start_ms: 555430\n  end_ms: 557400\n- text: And I drive to the pickup window\n  start_ms: 557400\n  end_ms: 559540\n- text: Man, I just can't wait to eat\n  start_ms: 559540\n  end_ms: 561900\n- text: And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n  start_ms: 561900\n  end_ms: 566520\n- text: Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n  start_ms: 566520\n  end_ms: 568530\n- text: '\"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"'\n  start_ms: 568530\n  end_ms: 571150\n- text: And he hands me a paper bag\n  start_ms: 571150\n  end_ms: 573440\n- text: I look him in the eyes\n  start_ms: 573440\n  end_ms: 575710\n- text: And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n  start_ms: 575710\n  end_ms: 580560\n- text: Well, he looks at me\n  start_ms: 580560\n  end_ms: 582880\n- text: And I look at him\n  start_ms: 582880\n  end_ms: 585070\n- text: And he looks at me\n  start_ms: 585070\n  end_ms: 587290\n- text: And I look at him\n  start_ms: 587290\n  end_ms: 589570\n- text: And he looks it me\n  start_ms: 589570\n  end_ms: 591650\n- text: And I look at him\n  start_ms: 591650\n  end_ms: 593690\n- text: And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n  start_ms: 593690\n  end_ms: 595940\n- text: What did you want again?\"\n  start_ms: 595940\n  end_ms: 598220\n- text: I say \"Ketchup!\"\n  start_ms: 598220\n  end_ms: 599620\n- text: And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n  start_ms: 599620\n  end_ms: 602390\n- text: I just spaced out there for a second\n  start_ms: 602390\n  end_ms: 604570\n- text: I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n  start_ms: 604570\n  end_ms: 607240\n- text: And then he hands me the ketchup\n  start_ms: 607240\n  end_ms: 609460\n- text: And now we're finally drivin' away\n  start_ms: 609460\n  end_ms: 611750\n- text: And the food is drivin' me mad\n  start_ms: 611750\n  end_ms: 613640\n- text: With its intoxicating bouquet\n  start_ms: 613640\n  end_ms: 616300\n- text: I'm starvin' to death\n  start_ms: 616300\n  end_ms: 617260\n- text: By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n  start_ms: 617260\n  end_ms: 620520\n- text: I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n  start_ms: 620520\n  end_ms: 622970\n- text: I just gotta have a bite!\"\n  start_ms: 622970\n  end_ms: 625040\n- text: So she reaches in the bag\n  start_ms: 625040\n  end_ms: 627380\n- text: And pulls out the burger\n  start_ms: 627380\n  end_ms: 629610\n- text: And she hands me the burger\n  start_ms: 629610\n  end_ms: 631740\n- text: And I pick up the burger\n  start_ms: 631740\n  end_ms: 633920\n- text: And then I unwrap the paper\n  start_ms: 633920\n  end_ms: 636510\n- text: I bite into those buns\n  start_ms: 636510\n  end_ms: 638760\n- text: And I just can't believe it\n  start_ms: 638760\n  end_ms: 641060\n- text: They forgot the onion!\n  start_ms: 641060\n  end_ms: 643750\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 643750\nplain: |-\n  Seven o'clock in the evening\n  Watchin something stupid on TV\n  I'm zoned out on the sofa\n  When my wife comes in the room and sees me\n  And she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\n  And I say, \"I don't know...\"\n  Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n  She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n  I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n  She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n  I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n  She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n  I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n  But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n  And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n  I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n  She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n  I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n  She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n  I hopped up and I said\n  \"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\n  She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n  I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n  She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n  I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n  She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n\n  Well, I was gonna say something\n  But my cell phone started to ring\n  Now who could be callin' me?\n  Well, I checked my caller ID\n  It was just cousin Larry\n  Callin' for the third time today\n  My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n  I said, \"Okay.\"\n  \"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\n  She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n  \"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\n  And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n  I step a little bit closer\n  Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n  She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n  I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n  And eatin' expensive food\"\n  She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n  I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n  And Burrito King would make me gassy\n  There's no doubt\"\n  She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n  I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n  Then I get an idea\n  I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n  She says, \"What?\"\n  I say, \"Guess!\"\n  She says \"What?\"\n  I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n\n  So we head out the front door\n  Open the garage door\n  Then I open the car doors\n  And we get in those car doors\n  Put my key in the ignition\n  And then I turn it sideways\n  Then we fasten our seat belts\n  As we pull out the driveway\n  Then we drive to the drive-thru\n  Heading off to the drive-thru\n  We're approaching the drive-thru\n  Getting close to the drive-thru\n  Almost there at the drive-thru\n  Now we're here at the drive-thru\n  Here in line at the drive-thru\n  Did I mention the drive-thru?\n\n  Well, here we are\n  In the drive-thru line, me and her\n  Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n  All just waiting to order\n  There's some idiot in a Volvo\n  With his brights on behind me\n  I lean out the window and scream\n  \"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\n  My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n  I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n  So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n  Now a woman on a speaker box\n  Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n  I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n  We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n  Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n  I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n  I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n  She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n  I put my head in my hands and scream\n  \"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\n  The voice on the speaker says\n  \"I don't have all day.\"\n  I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n  I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n  She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n  I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n  Plus we need curly fries\n  And don't you dare forget it!\n  And two medium root beers\n  No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n  Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n  So read me back my order\n  Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n  She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n  Two - you want a cheeseburger\n  Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n  \"Stop! Don't go no further!\n  I never ordered a large root beer\n  I said medium, not large!\"\n  Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n  I supersized you at no charge.\"\n  \"Oh.\" And that's all\n  I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n  And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n  That I really think you should know\n  You can have unlimited refills\n  For just a quarter more.\"\n  I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n  Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n  Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n  And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n  Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n  She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n  Who goes to school with me\n  I sat behind him last year\n  And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n  I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n  He used to be my plumber\n  He was prematurely bald\n  And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n  He also had bladder problems\n  And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n  And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n  That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n  And then we both were quiet\n  And things got real intense\n  Then she says, \"Next window, please\n  That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n  So we inched ahead in line\n  Movin' painfully slow\n  I got a little bored\n  So I turned on the radio\n\n  Click, turned it off\n  Because my wife was getting a headache\n  So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n  Then I looked at her\n  And she looked back at me\n  And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n  She turned away from me\n  And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n  But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n  Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, almost\n  There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n  It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n  Now we're at the pay window\n  Or whatever you call it\n  Put my hand in my pocket\n  I can't believe there's no wallet!\n\n  And the lady at the window's like\n  \"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\n  I turn around to my wife, and say\n  \"How much have you got on you?\"\n  She just rolls her eyes and says\n  \"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\n  So she reaches into her purse\n  And busts out the American Express\n  I hand it to the lady\n  And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n  We don't take credit cards here.\"\n  I took back the card and said\n  \"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\n  And that's when I found out\n  My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n  I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n  She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n  And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n  Now the lady at the window\n  Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n  And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n  I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n  We won't be long.\"\n  So I looked around inside the glove-box\n  And checked the mat beneath my feet\n  I found a nickel in an ashtray\n  And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n  Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n  The lady counts it up and says\n  \"You're still about a dollar short\"\n  And now my woman's got this weird look\n  Frozen on her face\n  She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n  And so I turned around\n  To the cashier again\n  I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\n  So I pick up my change\n  Pick up my receipt\n  And I drive to the pickup window\n  Man, I just can't wait to eat\n  And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n  Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n  \"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\n  And he hands me a paper bag\n  I look him in the eyes\n  And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n  Well, he looks at me\n  And I look at him\n  And he looks at me\n  And I look at him\n  And he looks it me\n  And I look at him\n  And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n  What did you want again?\"\n  I say \"Ketchup!\"\n  And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n  I just spaced out there for a second\n  I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n  And then he hands me the ketchup\n  And now we're finally drivin' away\n  And the food is drivin' me mad\n  With its intoxicating bouquet\n  I'm starvin' to death\n  By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n  I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n  I just gotta have a bite!\"\n  So she reaches in the bag\n  And pulls out the burger\n  And she hands me the burger\n  And I pick up the burger\n  And then I unwrap the paper\n  I bite into those buns\n  And I just can't believe it\n  They forgot the onion!\n"},{"id":28437940,"name":"38 Trapped in the Drive‐Thru","trackName":"38 Trapped in the Drive‐Thru","artistName":"“Weird Al” Yankovic","albumName":"The Essential “Weird Al” Yankovic","duration":651.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Seven o'clock in the evening\nWatchin something stupid on TV\nI'm zoned out on the sofa\nWhen my wife comes in the room and sees me\nAnd she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\nAnd I say, \"I don't know...\"\nSay, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\nShe says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\nI said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\nShe said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\nI said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\nShe said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\nI said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\nBut first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\nAnd she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\nI said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\nShe said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\nI said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\nShe said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\nI hopped up and I said\n\"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\nShe's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\nI'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\nShe's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\nI'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\nShe's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n\nWell, I was gonna say something\nBut my cell phone started to ring\nNow who could be callin' me?\nWell, I checked my caller ID\nIt was just cousin Larry\nCallin' for the third time today\nMy wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\nI said, \"Okay.\"\n\"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\nShe said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n\"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\nAnd then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\nI step a little bit closer\nSay, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\nShe says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\nI don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\nAnd eatin' expensive food\"\nShe's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\nI say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\nAnd Burrito King would make me gassy\nThere's no doubt\"\nShe says, \"Just forget about it\"\nI said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\nThen I get an idea\nI say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\nShe says, \"What?\"\nI say, \"Guess!\"\nShe says \"What?\"\nI say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n\nSo we head out the front door\nOpen the garage door\nThen I open the car doors\nAnd we get in those car doors\nPut my key in the ignition\nAnd then I turn it sideways\nThen we fasten our seat belts\nAs we pull out the driveway\nThen we drive to the drive-thru\nHeading off to the drive-thru\nWe're approaching the drive-thru\nGetting close to the drive-thru\nAlmost there at the drive-thru\nNow we're here at the drive-thru\nHere in line at the drive-thru\nDid I mention the drive-thru?\n\nWell, here we are\nIn the drive-thru line, me and her\nCars in front of us, cars in back of us\nAll just waiting to order\nThere's some idiot in a Volvo\nWith his brights on behind me\nI lean out the window and scream\n\"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\nMy wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\nI said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\nSo I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\nNow a woman on a speaker box\nIs sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\nI said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\nWe'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\nThen my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\nI think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\nI said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\nShe says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\nI put my head in my hands and scream\n\"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\nThe voice on the speaker says\n\"I don't have all day.\"\nI said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\nI wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\nShe's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\nI'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\nPlus we need curly fries\nAnd don't you dare forget it!\nAnd two medium root beers\nNo, just one, we'll split it.\"\nThen I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\nSo read me back my order\nLet's make sure you got it right.\"\nShe says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\nTwo - you want a cheeseburger\nThree - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n\"Stop! Don't go no further!\nI never ordered a large root beer\nI said medium, not large!\"\nThen she says, \"We're havin' a special\nI supersized you at no charge.\"\n\"Oh.\" And that's all\nI could say, was \"Oh.\"\nAnd she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\nThat I really think you should know\nYou can have unlimited refills\nFor just a quarter more.\"\nI say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\nThen she says, \"Wait a minute\nYour voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\nAnd my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\nNow tell me, who's this Paul?\"\nShe says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\nWho goes to school with me\nI sat behind him last year\nAnd I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\nI said, \"I know a guy named Paul\nHe used to be my plumber\nHe was prematurely bald\nAnd he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\nHe also had bladder problems\nAnd a really bad infection on his toe.\"\nAnd she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\nThat's way more than I needed to know!\"\nAnd then we both were quiet\nAnd things got real intense\nThen she says, \"Next window, please\nThat'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\nSo we inched ahead in line\nMovin' painfully slow\nI got a little bored\nSo I turned on the radio\n\nClick, turned it off\nBecause my wife was getting a headache\nSo we both just sat there quietly for her sake\nThen I looked at her\nAnd she looked back at me\nAnd I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\nShe turned away from me\nAnd then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\nBut hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\nThen she said, \"How about now?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, almost\nThere's still a little bit there, but don't worry\nIt's probably just a piece of toast.\"\nNow we're at the pay window\nOr whatever you call it\nPut my hand in my pocket\nI can't believe there's no wallet!\n\nAnd the lady at the window's like\n\"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\nI turn around to my wife, and say\n\"How much have you got on you?\"\nShe just rolls her eyes and says\n\"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\nSo she reaches into her purse\nAnd busts out the American Express\nI hand it to the lady\nAnd she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\nWe don't take credit cards here.\"\nI took back the card and said\n\"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\nAnd that's when I found out\nMy wife was only carryin' three bucks\nI said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\nShe says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\nAnd I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\nNow the lady at the window\nIs lookin' at me kind of strange\nAnd she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\nI said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\nWe won't be long.\"\nSo I looked around inside the glove-box\nAnd checked the mat beneath my feet\nI found a nickel in an ashtray\nAnd a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\nBefore long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\nThe lady counts it up and says\n\"You're still about a dollar short\"\nAnd now my woman's got this weird look\nFrozen on her face\nShe screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\nAnd so I turned around\nTo the cashier again\nI shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\nSo I pick up my change\nPick up my receipt\nAnd I drive to the pickup window\nMan, I just can't wait to eat\nAnd now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\nWearin' a dorky nametag that says\n\"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\nAnd he hands me a paper bag\nI look him in the eyes\nAnd I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\nWell, he looks at me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he looks at me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he looks it me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he says, \"I'm sorry!\nWhat did you want again?\"\nI say \"Ketchup!\"\nAnd he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\nI just spaced out there for a second\nI'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\nAnd then he hands me the ketchup\nAnd now we're finally drivin' away\nAnd the food is drivin' me mad\nWith its intoxicating bouquet\nI'm starvin' to death\nBy the time we pull up at the traffic light\nI say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\nI just gotta have a bite!\"\nSo she reaches in the bag\nAnd pulls out the burger\nAnd she hands me the burger\nAnd I pick up the burger\nAnd then I unwrap the paper\nI bite into those buns\nAnd I just can't believe it\nThey forgot the onion!","syncedLyrics":"[00:21.70] Seven o'clock in the evening\n[00:23.26] Watchin something stupid on TV\n[00:25.77] I'm zoned out on the sofa\n[00:27.61] When my wife comes in the room and sees me\n[00:30.58] And she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\n[00:35.45] And I say, \"I don't know...\"\n[00:36.51] Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n[00:39.73] She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n[00:44.31] I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n[00:48.17] She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n[00:50.39] I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n[00:52.59] She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n[00:54.89] I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n[00:56.62] But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n[01:01.53] And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n[01:05.98] I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n[01:08.15] She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n[01:10.54] I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n[01:12.51] She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n[01:14.90] I hopped up and I said\n[01:16.02] \"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\n[01:18.78] She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n[01:24.35] I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n[01:26.42] She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n[01:28.21] I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n[01:29.82] She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n[01:32.99] Well, I was gonna say something\n[01:34.87] But my cell phone started to ring\n[01:37.15] Now who could be callin' me?\n[01:39.24] Well, I checked my caller ID\n[01:41.31] It was just cousin Larry\n[01:42.85] Callin' for the third time today\n[01:46.00] My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n[01:48.48] I said, \"Okay.\"\n[01:50.46] \"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\n[01:54.78] She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n[01:57.24] \"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\n[01:59.58] And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n[02:03.12] I says, \"No\"\n[02:03.65] She says, \"Yes\"\n[02:04.36] I says, \"No\"\n[02:04.81] She says, \"Yes\"\n[02:05.45] I says, \"No\"\n[02:05.95] She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n[02:08.33] I step a little bit closer\n[02:10.48] Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n[02:12.64] She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n[02:14.79] I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n[02:17.12] I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n[02:19.44] And eatin' expensive food\"\n[02:21.58] She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n[02:22.96] I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n[02:25.83] And Burrito King would make me gassy\n[02:28.43] There's no doubt\"\n[02:30.49] She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n[02:32.25] I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n[02:34.96] Then I get an idea\n[02:37.18] I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n[02:38.73] She says, \"What?\"\n[02:39.31] I say, \"Guess!\"\n[02:39.81] She says \"What?\"\n[02:40.54] I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n[02:43.66] So we head out the front door\n[02:46.12] Open the garage door\n[02:48.22] Then I open the car doors\n[02:50.43] And we get in those car doors\n[02:52.41] Put my key in the ignition\n[02:54.87] And then I turn it sideways\n[02:57.02] Then we fasten our seat belts\n[02:59.23] As we pull out the driveway\n[03:01.53] Then we drive to the drive-thru\n[03:03.78] Heading off to the drive-thru\n[03:06.05] We're approaching the drive-thru\n[03:08.29] Getting close to the drive-thru\n[03:10.34] Almost there at the drive-thru\n[03:12.69] Now we're here at the drive-thru\n[03:14.87] Here in line at the drive-thru\n[03:17.08] Did I mention the drive-thru?\n[03:19.31] \n[03:22.18] \n[03:27.78] Well, here we are\n[03:29.40] In the drive-thru line, me and her\n[03:32.43] Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n[03:34.67] All just waiting to order\n[03:36.56] There's some idiot in a Volvo\n[03:38.86] With his brights on behind me\n[03:41.01] I lean out the window and scream\n[03:42.74] \"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\n[03:45.92] My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n[03:50.47] I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n[03:52.61] So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n[03:54.95] Now a woman on a speaker box\n[03:56.88] Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n[03:58.93] I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n[04:00.99] We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n[04:03.55] Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n[04:08.26] I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n[04:12.61] I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n[04:14.78] She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n[04:17.07] I put my head in my hands and scream\n[04:19.29] \"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\n[04:21.61] The voice on the speaker says\n[04:23.80] \"I don't have all day.\"\n[04:25.92] I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n[04:30.39] I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n[04:34.76] She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n[04:36.62] I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n[04:39.33] Plus we need curly fries\n[04:41.65] And don't you dare forget it!\n[04:43.80] And two medium root beers\n[04:46.01] No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n[04:48.34] Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n[04:52.51] So read me back my order\n[04:54.54] Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n[04:56.42] She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n[04:59.17] Two - you want a cheeseburger\n[05:01.21] Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n[05:04.03] \"Stop! Don't go no further!\n[05:05.72] I never ordered a large root beer\n[05:07.64] I said medium, not large!\"\n[05:10.51] Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n[05:12.54] I supersized you at no charge.\"\n[05:15.28] \"Oh.\" And that's all\n[05:17.20] I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n[05:18.58] And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n[05:21.09] That I really think you should know\n[05:23.26] You can have unlimited refills\n[05:25.54] For just a quarter more.\"\n[05:27.69] I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n[05:32.34] Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n[05:34.51] Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n[05:37.69] And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n[05:40.05] Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n[05:42.02] She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n[05:44.22] Who goes to school with me\n[05:46.64] I sat behind him last year\n[05:47.98] And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n[05:50.94] I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n[05:53.48] He used to be my plumber\n[05:55.44] He was prematurely bald\n[05:57.74] And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n[05:59.99] He also had bladder problems\n[06:01.89] And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n[06:04.25] And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n[06:06.44] That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n[06:08.81] And then we both were quiet\n[06:11.03] And things got real intense\n[06:13.26] Then she says, \"Next window, please\n[06:14.95] That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n[06:17.65] So we inched ahead in line\n[06:19.60] Movin' painfully slow\n[06:21.66] I got a little bored\n[06:23.20] So I turned on the radio\n[06:27.27] \n[06:42.09] Click, turned it off\n[06:43.46] Because my wife was getting a headache\n[06:47.28] So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n[06:51.77] Then I looked at her\n[06:53.92] And she looked back at me\n[06:55.82] And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n[07:00.27] She turned away from me\n[07:01.96] And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n[07:05.04] I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n[07:07.56] But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n[07:09.41] Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n[07:12.26] I said, \"Yeah, almost\n[07:13.88] There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n[07:15.86] It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n[07:17.85] Now we're at the pay window\n[07:20.03] Or whatever you call it\n[07:22.24] Put my hand in my pocket\n[07:24.20] I can't believe there's no wallet!\n[07:28.89] \n[07:33.58] And the lady at the window's like\n[07:35.44] \"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\n[07:39.79] I turn around to my wife, and say\n[07:42.03] \"How much have you got on you?\"\n[07:44.18] She just rolls her eyes and says\n[07:46.21] \"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\n[07:48.96] So she reaches into her purse\n[07:50.75] And busts out the American Express\n[07:53.46] I hand it to the lady\n[07:55.72] And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n[08:00.15] We don't take credit cards here.\"\n[08:02.23] I took back the card and said\n[08:03.92] \"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\n[08:06.84] And that's when I found out\n[08:08.40] My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n[08:11.60] I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n[08:16.01] She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n[08:20.02] And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n[08:24.53] Now the lady at the window\n[08:25.89] Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n[08:29.08] And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n[08:33.57] I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n[08:36.35] We won't be long.\"\n[08:37.80] So I looked around inside the glove-box\n[08:40.04] And checked the mat beneath my feet\n[08:42.24] I found a nickel in an ashtray\n[08:43.86] And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n[08:46.69] Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n[08:51.18] The lady counts it up and says\n[08:53.40] \"You're still about a dollar short\"\n[08:55.69] And now my woman's got this weird look\n[08:57.56] Frozen on her face\n[08:59.54] She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n[09:04.59] And so I turned around\n[09:06.90] To the cashier again\n[09:09.14] I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\n[09:13.20] So I pick up my change\n[09:15.46] Pick up my receipt\n[09:17.49] And I drive to the pickup window\n[09:19.58] Man, I just can't wait to eat\n[09:21.99] And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n[09:26.54] Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n[09:28.50] \"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\n[09:31.12] And he hands me a paper bag\n[09:33.49] I look him in the eyes\n[09:35.71] And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n[09:40.52] Well, he looks at me\n[09:42.80] And I look at him\n[09:45.04] And he looks at me\n[09:47.25] And I look at him\n[09:49.50] And he looks it me\n[09:51.62] And I look at him\n[09:53.63] And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n[09:55.95] What did you want again?\"\n[09:58.22] I say \"Ketchup!\"\n[09:59.66] And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n[10:02.31] I just spaced out there for a second\n[10:04.59] I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n[10:07.25] And then he hands me the ketchup\n[10:09.48] And now we're finally drivin' away\n[10:11.79] And the food is drivin' me mad\n[10:13.65] With its intoxicating bouquet\n[10:16.34] I'm starvin' to death\n[10:17.24] By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n[10:20.55] I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n[10:22.94] I just gotta have a bite!\"\n[10:25.09] So she reaches in the bag\n[10:27.34] And pulls out the burger\n[10:29.61] And she hands me the burger\n[10:31.77] And I pick up the burger\n[10:33.92] And then I unwrap the paper\n[10:36.52] I bite into those buns\n[10:38.74] And I just can't believe it\n[10:41.06] They forgot the onion!\n[10:43.77] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: 38 Trapped in the Drive‐Thru\n  artist: “Weird Al” Yankovic\n  album: The Essential “Weird Al” Yankovic\n  duration_ms: 651000\n  instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Seven o'clock in the evening\n  start_ms: 21700\n  end_ms: 23260\n- text: Watchin something stupid on TV\n  start_ms: 23260\n  end_ms: 25770\n- text: I'm zoned out on the sofa\n  start_ms: 25770\n  end_ms: 27610\n- text: When my wife comes in the room and sees me\n  start_ms: 27610\n  end_ms: 30580\n- text: And she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\n  start_ms: 30580\n  end_ms: 35450\n- text: And I say, \"I don't know...\"\n  start_ms: 35450\n  end_ms: 36510\n- text: Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n  start_ms: 36510\n  end_ms: 39730\n- text: She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n  start_ms: 39730\n  end_ms: 44310\n- text: I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n  start_ms: 44310\n  end_ms: 48170\n- text: She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n  start_ms: 48170\n  end_ms: 50390\n- text: I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n  start_ms: 50390\n  end_ms: 52590\n- text: She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n  start_ms: 52590\n  end_ms: 54890\n- text: I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n  start_ms: 54890\n  end_ms: 56620\n- text: But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n  start_ms: 56620\n  end_ms: 61530\n- text: And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n  start_ms: 61530\n  end_ms: 65980\n- text: I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n  start_ms: 65980\n  end_ms: 68150\n- text: She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n  start_ms: 68150\n  end_ms: 70540\n- text: I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n  start_ms: 70540\n  end_ms: 72510\n- text: She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n  start_ms: 72510\n  end_ms: 74900\n- text: I hopped up and I said\n  start_ms: 74900\n  end_ms: 76020\n- text: '\"I don''t know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"'\n  start_ms: 76020\n  end_ms: 78780\n- text: She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n  start_ms: 78780\n  end_ms: 84350\n- text: I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n  start_ms: 84350\n  end_ms: 86420\n- text: She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n  start_ms: 86420\n  end_ms: 88210\n- text: I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n  start_ms: 88210\n  end_ms: 89820\n- text: She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n  start_ms: 89820\n  end_ms: 92990\n- text: Well, I was gonna say something\n  start_ms: 92990\n  end_ms: 94870\n- text: But my cell phone started to ring\n  start_ms: 94870\n  end_ms: 97150\n- text: Now who could be callin' me?\n  start_ms: 97150\n  end_ms: 99240\n- text: Well, I checked my caller ID\n  start_ms: 99240\n  end_ms: 101310\n- text: It was just cousin Larry\n  start_ms: 101310\n  end_ms: 102850\n- text: Callin' for the third time today\n  start_ms: 102850\n  end_ms: 106000\n- text: My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n  start_ms: 106000\n  end_ms: 108480\n- text: I said, \"Okay.\"\n  start_ms: 108480\n  end_ms: 110460\n- text: '\"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"'\n  start_ms: 110460\n  end_ms: 114780\n- text: She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n  start_ms: 114780\n  end_ms: 117240\n- text: '\"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don''t you?\"'\n  start_ms: 117240\n  end_ms: 119580\n- text: And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n  start_ms: 119580\n  end_ms: 123120\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 123120\n  end_ms: 123650\n- text: She says, \"Yes\"\n  start_ms: 123650\n  end_ms: 124360\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 124360\n  end_ms: 124810\n- text: She says, \"Yes\"\n  start_ms: 124810\n  end_ms: 125450\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 125450\n  end_ms: 125950\n- text: She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n  start_ms: 125950\n  end_ms: 128330\n- text: I step a little bit closer\n  start_ms: 128330\n  end_ms: 130480\n- text: Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n  start_ms: 130480\n  end_ms: 132640\n- text: She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n  start_ms: 132640\n  end_ms: 134790\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n  start_ms: 134790\n  end_ms: 137120\n- text: I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n  start_ms: 137120\n  end_ms: 139440\n- text: And eatin' expensive food\"\n  start_ms: 139440\n  end_ms: 141580\n- text: She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n  start_ms: 141580\n  end_ms: 142960\n- text: I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n  start_ms: 142960\n  end_ms: 145830\n- text: And Burrito King would make me gassy\n  start_ms: 145830\n  end_ms: 148430\n- text: There's no doubt\"\n  start_ms: 148430\n  end_ms: 150490\n- text: She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n  start_ms: 150490\n  end_ms: 152250\n- text: I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n  start_ms: 152250\n  end_ms: 154960\n- text: Then I get an idea\n  start_ms: 154960\n  end_ms: 157180\n- text: I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n  start_ms: 157180\n  end_ms: 158730\n- text: She says, \"What?\"\n  start_ms: 158730\n  end_ms: 159310\n- text: I say, \"Guess!\"\n  start_ms: 159310\n  end_ms: 159810\n- text: She says \"What?\"\n  start_ms: 159810\n  end_ms: 160540\n- text: I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n  start_ms: 160540\n  end_ms: 163660\n- text: So we head out the front door\n  start_ms: 163660\n  end_ms: 166120\n- text: Open the garage door\n  start_ms: 166120\n  end_ms: 168220\n- text: Then I open the car doors\n  start_ms: 168220\n  end_ms: 170430\n- text: And we get in those car doors\n  start_ms: 170430\n  end_ms: 172410\n- text: Put my key in the ignition\n  start_ms: 172410\n  end_ms: 174870\n- text: And then I turn it sideways\n  start_ms: 174870\n  end_ms: 177020\n- text: Then we fasten our seat belts\n  start_ms: 177020\n  end_ms: 179230\n- text: As we pull out the driveway\n  start_ms: 179230\n  end_ms: 181530\n- text: Then we drive to the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 181530\n  end_ms: 183780\n- text: Heading off to the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 183780\n  end_ms: 186050\n- text: We're approaching the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 186050\n  end_ms: 188290\n- text: Getting close to the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 188290\n  end_ms: 190340\n- text: Almost there at the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 190340\n  end_ms: 192690\n- text: Now we're here at the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 192690\n  end_ms: 194870\n- text: Here in line at the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 194870\n  end_ms: 197080\n- text: Did I mention the drive-thru?\n  start_ms: 197080\n  end_ms: 199310\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 199310\n  end_ms: 202180\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 202180\n  end_ms: 207780\n- text: Well, here we are\n  start_ms: 207780\n  end_ms: 209400\n- text: In the drive-thru line, me and her\n  start_ms: 209400\n  end_ms: 212430\n- text: Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n  start_ms: 212430\n  end_ms: 214670\n- text: All just waiting to order\n  start_ms: 214670\n  end_ms: 216560\n- text: There's some idiot in a Volvo\n  start_ms: 216560\n  end_ms: 218860\n- text: With his brights on behind me\n  start_ms: 218860\n  end_ms: 221010\n- text: I lean out the window and scream\n  start_ms: 221010\n  end_ms: 222740\n- text: '\"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"'\n  start_ms: 222740\n  end_ms: 225920\n- text: My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n  start_ms: 225920\n  end_ms: 230470\n- text: I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n  start_ms: 230470\n  end_ms: 232610\n- text: So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n  start_ms: 232610\n  end_ms: 234950\n- text: Now a woman on a speaker box\n  start_ms: 234950\n  end_ms: 236880\n- text: Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n  start_ms: 236880\n  end_ms: 238930\n- text: I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n  start_ms: 238930\n  end_ms: 240990\n- text: We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n  start_ms: 240990\n  end_ms: 243550\n- text: Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n  start_ms: 243550\n  end_ms: 248260\n- text: I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n  start_ms: 248260\n  end_ms: 252610\n- text: I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n  start_ms: 252610\n  end_ms: 254780\n- text: She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n  start_ms: 254780\n  end_ms: 257070\n- text: I put my head in my hands and scream\n  start_ms: 257070\n  end_ms: 259290\n- text: '\"I don''t know who you are anymore!\"'\n  start_ms: 259290\n  end_ms: 261610\n- text: The voice on the speaker says\n  start_ms: 261610\n  end_ms: 263800\n- text: '\"I don''t have all day.\"'\n  start_ms: 263800\n  end_ms: 265920\n- text: I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n  start_ms: 265920\n  end_ms: 270390\n- text: I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n  start_ms: 270390\n  end_ms: 274760\n- text: She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n  start_ms: 274760\n  end_ms: 276620\n- text: I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n  start_ms: 276620\n  end_ms: 279330\n- text: Plus we need curly fries\n  start_ms: 279330\n  end_ms: 281650\n- text: And don't you dare forget it!\n  start_ms: 281650\n  end_ms: 283800\n- text: And two medium root beers\n  start_ms: 283800\n  end_ms: 286010\n- text: No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n  start_ms: 286010\n  end_ms: 288340\n- text: Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n  start_ms: 288340\n  end_ms: 292510\n- text: So read me back my order\n  start_ms: 292510\n  end_ms: 294540\n- text: Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n  start_ms: 294540\n  end_ms: 296420\n- text: She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n  start_ms: 296420\n  end_ms: 299170\n- text: Two - you want a cheeseburger\n  start_ms: 299170\n  end_ms: 301210\n- text: Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n  start_ms: 301210\n  end_ms: 304030\n- text: '\"Stop! Don''t go no further!'\n  start_ms: 304030\n  end_ms: 305720\n- text: I never ordered a large root beer\n  start_ms: 305720\n  end_ms: 307640\n- text: I said medium, not large!\"\n  start_ms: 307640\n  end_ms: 310510\n- text: Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n  start_ms: 310510\n  end_ms: 312540\n- text: I supersized you at no charge.\"\n  start_ms: 312540\n  end_ms: 315280\n- text: '\"Oh.\" And that''s all'\n  start_ms: 315280\n  end_ms: 317200\n- text: I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n  start_ms: 317200\n  end_ms: 318580\n- text: And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n  start_ms: 318580\n  end_ms: 321090\n- text: That I really think you should know\n  start_ms: 321090\n  end_ms: 323260\n- text: You can have unlimited refills\n  start_ms: 323260\n  end_ms: 325540\n- text: For just a quarter more.\"\n  start_ms: 325540\n  end_ms: 327690\n- text: I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n  start_ms: 327690\n  end_ms: 332340\n- text: Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n  start_ms: 332340\n  end_ms: 334510\n- text: Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n  start_ms: 334510\n  end_ms: 337690\n- text: And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n  start_ms: 337690\n  end_ms: 340050\n- text: Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n  start_ms: 340050\n  end_ms: 342020\n- text: She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n  start_ms: 342020\n  end_ms: 344220\n- text: Who goes to school with me\n  start_ms: 344220\n  end_ms: 346640\n- text: I sat behind him last year\n  start_ms: 346640\n  end_ms: 347980\n- text: And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n  start_ms: 347980\n  end_ms: 350940\n- text: I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n  start_ms: 350940\n  end_ms: 353480\n- text: He used to be my plumber\n  start_ms: 353480\n  end_ms: 355440\n- text: He was prematurely bald\n  start_ms: 355440\n  end_ms: 357740\n- text: And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n  start_ms: 357740\n  end_ms: 359990\n- text: He also had bladder problems\n  start_ms: 359990\n  end_ms: 361890\n- text: And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n  start_ms: 361890\n  end_ms: 364250\n- text: And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n  start_ms: 364250\n  end_ms: 366440\n- text: That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n  start_ms: 366440\n  end_ms: 368810\n- text: And then we both were quiet\n  start_ms: 368810\n  end_ms: 371030\n- text: And things got real intense\n  start_ms: 371030\n  end_ms: 373260\n- text: Then she says, \"Next window, please\n  start_ms: 373260\n  end_ms: 374950\n- text: That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n  start_ms: 374950\n  end_ms: 377650\n- text: So we inched ahead in line\n  start_ms: 377650\n  end_ms: 379600\n- text: Movin' painfully slow\n  start_ms: 379600\n  end_ms: 381660\n- text: I got a little bored\n  start_ms: 381660\n  end_ms: 383200\n- text: So I turned on the radio\n  start_ms: 383200\n  end_ms: 387270\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 387270\n  end_ms: 402090\n- text: Click, turned it off\n  start_ms: 402090\n  end_ms: 403460\n- text: Because my wife was getting a headache\n  start_ms: 403460\n  end_ms: 407280\n- text: So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n  start_ms: 407280\n  end_ms: 411770\n- text: Then I looked at her\n  start_ms: 411770\n  end_ms: 413920\n- text: And she looked back at me\n  start_ms: 413920\n  end_ms: 415820\n- text: And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n  start_ms: 415820\n  end_ms: 420270\n- text: She turned away from me\n  start_ms: 420270\n  end_ms: 421960\n- text: And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n  start_ms: 421960\n  end_ms: 425040\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n  start_ms: 425040\n  end_ms: 427560\n- text: But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n  start_ms: 427560\n  end_ms: 429410\n- text: Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n  start_ms: 429410\n  end_ms: 432260\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, almost\n  start_ms: 432260\n  end_ms: 433880\n- text: There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n  start_ms: 433880\n  end_ms: 435860\n- text: It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n  start_ms: 435860\n  end_ms: 437850\n- text: Now we're at the pay window\n  start_ms: 437850\n  end_ms: 440030\n- text: Or whatever you call it\n  start_ms: 440030\n  end_ms: 442240\n- text: Put my hand in my pocket\n  start_ms: 442240\n  end_ms: 444200\n- text: I can't believe there's no wallet!\n  start_ms: 444200\n  end_ms: 448890\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 448890\n  end_ms: 453580\n- text: And the lady at the window's like\n  start_ms: 453580\n  end_ms: 455440\n- text: '\"Well, well, well, that''ll be five eighty-two.\"'\n  start_ms: 455440\n  end_ms: 459790\n- text: I turn around to my wife, and say\n  start_ms: 459790\n  end_ms: 462030\n- text: '\"How much have you got on you?\"'\n  start_ms: 462030\n  end_ms: 464180\n- text: She just rolls her eyes and says\n  start_ms: 464180\n  end_ms: 466210\n- text: '\"I''ll pay for this, I guess\"'\n  start_ms: 466210\n  end_ms: 468960\n- text: So she reaches into her purse\n  start_ms: 468960\n  end_ms: 470750\n- text: And busts out the American Express\n  start_ms: 470750\n  end_ms: 473460\n- text: I hand it to the lady\n  start_ms: 473460\n  end_ms: 475720\n- text: And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n  start_ms: 475720\n  end_ms: 480150\n- text: We don't take credit cards here.\"\n  start_ms: 480150\n  end_ms: 482230\n- text: I took back the card and said\n  start_ms: 482230\n  end_ms: 483920\n- text: '\"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"'\n  start_ms: 483920\n  end_ms: 486840\n- text: And that's when I found out\n  start_ms: 486840\n  end_ms: 488400\n- text: My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n  start_ms: 488400\n  end_ms: 491600\n- text: I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n  start_ms: 491600\n  end_ms: 496010\n- text: She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n  start_ms: 496010\n  end_ms: 500020\n- text: And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n  start_ms: 500020\n  end_ms: 504530\n- text: Now the lady at the window\n  start_ms: 504530\n  end_ms: 505890\n- text: Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n  start_ms: 505890\n  end_ms: 509080\n- text: And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n  start_ms: 509080\n  end_ms: 513570\n- text: I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n  start_ms: 513570\n  end_ms: 516350\n- text: We won't be long.\"\n  start_ms: 516350\n  end_ms: 517800\n- text: So I looked around inside the glove-box\n  start_ms: 517800\n  end_ms: 520040\n- text: And checked the mat beneath my feet\n  start_ms: 520040\n  end_ms: 522240\n- text: I found a nickel in an ashtray\n  start_ms: 522240\n  end_ms: 523860\n- text: And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n  start_ms: 523860\n  end_ms: 526690\n- text: Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n  start_ms: 526690\n  end_ms: 531180\n- text: The lady counts it up and says\n  start_ms: 531180\n  end_ms: 533400\n- text: '\"You''re still about a dollar short\"'\n  start_ms: 533400\n  end_ms: 535690\n- text: And now my woman's got this weird look\n  start_ms: 535690\n  end_ms: 537560\n- text: Frozen on her face\n  start_ms: 537560\n  end_ms: 539540\n- text: She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n  start_ms: 539540\n  end_ms: 544590\n- text: And so I turned around\n  start_ms: 544590\n  end_ms: 546900\n- text: To the cashier again\n  start_ms: 546900\n  end_ms: 549140\n- text: 'I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"'\n  start_ms: 549140\n  end_ms: 553200\n- text: So I pick up my change\n  start_ms: 553200\n  end_ms: 555460\n- text: Pick up my receipt\n  start_ms: 555460\n  end_ms: 557490\n- text: And I drive to the pickup window\n  start_ms: 557490\n  end_ms: 559580\n- text: Man, I just can't wait to eat\n  start_ms: 559580\n  end_ms: 561990\n- text: And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n  start_ms: 561990\n  end_ms: 566540\n- text: Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n  start_ms: 566540\n  end_ms: 568500\n- text: '\"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"'\n  start_ms: 568500\n  end_ms: 571120\n- text: And he hands me a paper bag\n  start_ms: 571120\n  end_ms: 573490\n- text: I look him in the eyes\n  start_ms: 573490\n  end_ms: 575710\n- text: And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n  start_ms: 575710\n  end_ms: 580520\n- text: Well, he looks at me\n  start_ms: 580520\n  end_ms: 582800\n- text: And I look at him\n  start_ms: 582800\n  end_ms: 585040\n- text: And he looks at me\n  start_ms: 585040\n  end_ms: 587250\n- text: And I look at him\n  start_ms: 587250\n  end_ms: 589500\n- text: And he looks it me\n  start_ms: 589500\n  end_ms: 591620\n- text: And I look at him\n  start_ms: 591620\n  end_ms: 593630\n- text: And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n  start_ms: 593630\n  end_ms: 595950\n- text: What did you want again?\"\n  start_ms: 595950\n  end_ms: 598220\n- text: I say \"Ketchup!\"\n  start_ms: 598220\n  end_ms: 599660\n- text: And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n  start_ms: 599660\n  end_ms: 602310\n- text: I just spaced out there for a second\n  start_ms: 602310\n  end_ms: 604590\n- text: I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n  start_ms: 604590\n  end_ms: 607250\n- text: And then he hands me the ketchup\n  start_ms: 607250\n  end_ms: 609480\n- text: And now we're finally drivin' away\n  start_ms: 609480\n  end_ms: 611790\n- text: And the food is drivin' me mad\n  start_ms: 611790\n  end_ms: 613650\n- text: With its intoxicating bouquet\n  start_ms: 613650\n  end_ms: 616340\n- text: I'm starvin' to death\n  start_ms: 616340\n  end_ms: 617240\n- text: By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n  start_ms: 617240\n  end_ms: 620550\n- text: I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n  start_ms: 620550\n  end_ms: 622940\n- text: I just gotta have a bite!\"\n  start_ms: 622940\n  end_ms: 625090\n- text: So she reaches in the bag\n  start_ms: 625090\n  end_ms: 627340\n- text: And pulls out the burger\n  start_ms: 627340\n  end_ms: 629610\n- text: And she hands me the burger\n  start_ms: 629610\n  end_ms: 631770\n- text: And I pick up the burger\n  start_ms: 631770\n  end_ms: 633920\n- text: And then I unwrap the paper\n  start_ms: 633920\n  end_ms: 636520\n- text: I bite into those buns\n  start_ms: 636520\n  end_ms: 638740\n- text: And I just can't believe it\n  start_ms: 638740\n  end_ms: 641060\n- text: They forgot the onion!\n  start_ms: 641060\n  end_ms: 643770\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 643770\nplain: |-\n  Seven o'clock in the evening\n  Watchin something stupid on TV\n  I'm zoned out on the sofa\n  When my wife comes in the room and sees me\n  And she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\n  And I say, \"I don't know...\"\n  Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n  She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n  I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n  She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n  I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n  She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n  I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n  But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n  And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n  I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n  She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n  I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n  She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n  I hopped up and I said\n  \"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\n  She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n  I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n  She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n  I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n  She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n\n  Well, I was gonna say something\n  But my cell phone started to ring\n  Now who could be callin' me?\n  Well, I checked my caller ID\n  It was just cousin Larry\n  Callin' for the third time today\n  My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n  I said, \"Okay.\"\n  \"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\n  She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n  \"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\n  And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n  I step a little bit closer\n  Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n  She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n  I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n  And eatin' expensive food\"\n  She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n  I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n  And Burrito King would make me gassy\n  There's no doubt\"\n  She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n  I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n  Then I get an idea\n  I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n  She says, \"What?\"\n  I say, \"Guess!\"\n  She says \"What?\"\n  I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n\n  So we head out the front door\n  Open the garage door\n  Then I open the car doors\n  And we get in those car doors\n  Put my key in the ignition\n  And then I turn it sideways\n  Then we fasten our seat belts\n  As we pull out the driveway\n  Then we drive to the drive-thru\n  Heading off to the drive-thru\n  We're approaching the drive-thru\n  Getting close to the drive-thru\n  Almost there at the drive-thru\n  Now we're here at the drive-thru\n  Here in line at the drive-thru\n  Did I mention the drive-thru?\n\n  Well, here we are\n  In the drive-thru line, me and her\n  Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n  All just waiting to order\n  There's some idiot in a Volvo\n  With his brights on behind me\n  I lean out the window and scream\n  \"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\n  My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n  I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n  So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n  Now a woman on a speaker box\n  Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n  I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n  We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n  Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n  I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n  I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n  She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n  I put my head in my hands and scream\n  \"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\n  The voice on the speaker says\n  \"I don't have all day.\"\n  I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n  I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n  She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n  I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n  Plus we need curly fries\n  And don't you dare forget it!\n  And two medium root beers\n  No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n  Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n  So read me back my order\n  Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n  She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n  Two - you want a cheeseburger\n  Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n  \"Stop! Don't go no further!\n  I never ordered a large root beer\n  I said medium, not large!\"\n  Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n  I supersized you at no charge.\"\n  \"Oh.\" And that's all\n  I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n  And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n  That I really think you should know\n  You can have unlimited refills\n  For just a quarter more.\"\n  I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n  Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n  Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n  And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n  Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n  She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n  Who goes to school with me\n  I sat behind him last year\n  And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n  I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n  He used to be my plumber\n  He was prematurely bald\n  And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n  He also had bladder problems\n  And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n  And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n  That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n  And then we both were quiet\n  And things got real intense\n  Then she says, \"Next window, please\n  That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n  So we inched ahead in line\n  Movin' painfully slow\n  I got a little bored\n  So I turned on the radio\n\n  Click, turned it off\n  Because my wife was getting a headache\n  So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n  Then I looked at her\n  And she looked back at me\n  And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n  She turned away from me\n  And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n  But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n  Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, almost\n  There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n  It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n  Now we're at the pay window\n  Or whatever you call it\n  Put my hand in my pocket\n  I can't believe there's no wallet!\n\n  And the lady at the window's like\n  \"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\n  I turn around to my wife, and say\n  \"How much have you got on you?\"\n  She just rolls her eyes and says\n  \"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\n  So she reaches into her purse\n  And busts out the American Express\n  I hand it to the lady\n  And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n  We don't take credit cards here.\"\n  I took back the card and said\n  \"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\n  And that's when I found out\n  My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n  I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n  She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n  And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n  Now the lady at the window\n  Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n  And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n  I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n  We won't be long.\"\n  So I looked around inside the glove-box\n  And checked the mat beneath my feet\n  I found a nickel in an ashtray\n  And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n  Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n  The lady counts it up and says\n  \"You're still about a dollar short\"\n  And now my woman's got this weird look\n  Frozen on her face\n  She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n  And so I turned around\n  To the cashier again\n  I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\n  So I pick up my change\n  Pick up my receipt\n  And I drive to the pickup window\n  Man, I just can't wait to eat\n  And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n  Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n  \"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\n  And he hands me a paper bag\n  I look him in the eyes\n  And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n  Well, he looks at me\n  And I look at him\n  And he looks at me\n  And I look at him\n  And he looks it me\n  And I look at him\n  And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n  What did you want again?\"\n  I say \"Ketchup!\"\n  And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n  I just spaced out there for a second\n  I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n  And then he hands me the ketchup\n  And now we're finally drivin' away\n  And the food is drivin' me mad\n  With its intoxicating bouquet\n  I'm starvin' to death\n  By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n  I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n  I just gotta have a bite!\"\n  So she reaches in the bag\n  And pulls out the burger\n  And she hands me the burger\n  And I pick up the burger\n  And then I unwrap the paper\n  I bite into those buns\n  And I just can't believe it\n  They forgot the onion!\n"},{"id":1165651,"name":"Trapped in the Drive-Thru","trackName":"Trapped in the Drive-Thru","artistName":"Weird Al Yankovic","albumName":"The Essential Weird Al Yankovic, Disc 2","duration":651.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":true,"plainLyrics":"Seven o'clock in the evening\nWatchin something stupid on TV\nI'm zoned out on the sofa\nWhen my wife comes in the room and sees me\nAnd she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\nAnd I say, \"I don't know...\"\nSay, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\nShe says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\nI said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\nShe said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\nI said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\nShe said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\nI said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\nBut first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\nAnd she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\nI said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\nShe said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\nI said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\nShe said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\nI hopped up and I said\n\"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\nShe's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\nI'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\nShe's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\nI'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\nShe's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n\nWell, I was gonna say something\nBut my cell phone started to ring\nNow who could be callin' me?\nWell, I checked my caller ID\nIt was just cousin Larry\nCallin' for the third time today\nMy wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\nI said, \"Okay.\"\n\"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\nShe said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n\"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\nAnd then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\nI step a little bit closer\nSay, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\nShe says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\nI don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\nAnd eatin' expensive food\"\nShe's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\nI say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\nAnd Burrito King would make me gassy\nThere's no doubt\"\nShe says, \"Just forget about it\"\nI said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\nThen I get an idea\nI say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\nShe says, \"What?\"\nI say, \"Guess!\"\nShe says \"What?\"\nI say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n\nSo we head out the front door\nOpen the garage door\nThen I open the car doors\nAnd we get in those car doors\nPut my key in the ignition\nAnd then I turn it sideways\nThen we fasten our seat belts\nAs we pull out the driveway\nThen we drive to the drive-thru\nHeading off to the drive-thru\nWe're approaching the drive-thru\nGetting close to the drive-thru\nAlmost there at the drive-thru\nNow we're here at the drive-thru\nHere in line at the drive-thru\nDid I mention the drive-thru?\n\nWell, here we are\nIn the drive-thru line, me and her\nCars in front of us, cars in back of us\nAll just waiting to order\nThere's some idiot in a Volvo\nWith his brights on behind me\nI lean out the window and scream\n\"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\nMy wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\nI said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\nSo I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\nNow a woman on a speaker box\nIs sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\nI said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\nWe'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\nThen my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\nI think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\nI said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\nShe says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\nI put my head in my hands and scream\n\"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\nThe voice on the speaker says\n\"I don't have all day.\"\nI said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\nI wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\nShe's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\nI'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\nPlus we need curly fries\nAnd don't you dare forget it!\nAnd two medium root beers\nNo, just one, we'll split it.\"\nThen I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\nSo read me back my order\nLet's make sure you got it right.\"\nShe says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\nTwo - you want a cheeseburger\nThree - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n\"Stop! Don't go no further!\nI never ordered a large root beer\nI said medium, not large!\"\nThen she says, \"We're havin' a special\nI supersized you at no charge.\"\n\"Oh.\" And that's all\nI could say, was \"Oh.\"\nAnd she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\nThat I really think you should know\nYou can have unlimited refills\nFor just a quarter more.\"\nI say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\nThen she says, \"Wait a minute\nYour voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\nAnd my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\nNow tell me, who's this Paul?\"\nShe says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\nWho goes to school with me\nI sat behind him last year\nAnd I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\nI said, \"I know a guy named Paul\nHe used to be my plumber\nHe was prematurely bald\nAnd he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\nHe also had bladder problems\nAnd a really bad infection on his toe.\"\nAnd she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\nThat's way more than I needed to know!\"\nAnd then we both were quiet\nAnd things got real intense\nThen she says, \"Next window, please\nThat'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\nSo we inched ahead in line\nMovin' painfully slow\nI got a little bored\nSo I turned on the radio\n\nClick, turned it off\nBecause my wife was getting a headache\nSo we both just sat there quietly for her sake\nThen I looked at her\nAnd she looked back at me\nAnd I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\nShe turned away from me\nAnd then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\nBut hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\nThen she said, \"How about now?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, almost\nThere's still a little bit there, but don't worry\nIt's probably just a piece of toast.\"\nNow we're at the pay window\nOr whatever you call it\nPut my hand in my pocket\nI can't believe there's no wallet!\n\nAnd the lady at the window's like\n\"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\nI turn around to my wife, and say\n\"How much have you got on you?\"\nShe just rolls her eyes and says\n\"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\nSo she reaches into her purse\nAnd busts out the American Express\nI hand it to the lady\nAnd she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\nWe don't take credit cards here.\"\nI took back the card and said\n\"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\nAnd that's when I found out\nMy wife was only carryin' three bucks\nI said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\nShe says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\nAnd I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\nNow the lady at the window\nIs lookin' at me kind of strange\nAnd she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\nI said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\nWe won't be long.\"\nSo I looked around inside the glove-box\nAnd checked the mat beneath my feet\nI found a nickel in an ashtray\nAnd a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\nBefore long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\nThe lady counts it up and says\n\"You're still about a dollar short\"\nAnd now my woman's got this weird look\nFrozen on her face\nShe screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\nAnd so I turned around\nTo the cashier again\nI shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\nSo I pick up my change\nPick up my receipt\nAnd I drive to the pickup window\nMan, I just can't wait to eat\nAnd now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\nWearin' a dorky nametag that says\n\"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\nAnd he hands me a paper bag\nI look him in the eyes\nAnd I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\nWell, he looks at me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he looks at me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he looks it me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he says, \"I'm sorry!\nWhat did you want again?\"\nI say \"Ketchup!\"\nAnd he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\nI just spaced out there for a second\nI'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\nAnd then he hands me the ketchup\nAnd now we're finally drivin' away\nAnd the food is drivin' me mad\nWith its intoxicating bouquet\nI'm starvin' to death\nBy the time we pull up at the traffic light\nI say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\nI just gotta have a bite!\"\nSo she reaches in the bag\nAnd pulls out the burger\nAnd she hands me the burger\nAnd I pick up the burger\nAnd then I unwrap the paper\nI bite into those buns\nAnd I just can't believe it\nThey forgot the onion!","syncedLyrics":"[00:21.50] Seven o'clock in the evening\n[00:22.83] Watchin something stupid on TV\n[00:25.35] I'm zoned out on the sofa\n[00:27.29] When my wife comes in the room and sees me\n[00:30.16] And she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\n[00:34.63] And I say, \"I don't know...\"\n[00:36.13] Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n[00:39.39] She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n[00:43.76] I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n[00:47.76] She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n[00:50.08] I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n[00:52.22] She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n[00:54.42] I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n[00:56.72] But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n[01:01.15] And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n[01:05.26] I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n[01:07.83] She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n[01:09.83] I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n[01:12.14] She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n[01:14.42] I hopped up and I said\n[01:15.77] \"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\n[01:18.33] She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n[01:23.33] I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n[01:26.03] She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n[01:27.89] I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n[01:29.45] She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n[01:32.19] Well, I was gonna say something\n[01:34.55] But my cell phone started to ring\n[01:36.70] Now who could be callin' me?\n[01:38.78] Well, I checked my caller ID\n[01:40.89] It was just cousin Larry\n[01:42.49] Callin' for the third time today\n[01:45.50] My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n[01:47.63] I said, \"Okay.\"\n[01:49.97] \"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\n[01:53.86] She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n[01:56.76] \"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\n[01:59.02] And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n[02:02.64] I says, \"No\"\n[02:03.32] She says, \"Yes\"\n[02:04.07] I says, \"No\"\n[02:04.61] She says, \"Yes\"\n[02:05.25] I says, \"No\"\n[02:05.59] She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n[02:07.93] I step a little bit closer\n[02:10.10] Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n[02:12.35] She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n[02:14.36] I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n[02:16.61] I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n[02:18.89] And eatin' expensive food\"\n[02:21.18] She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n[02:22.60] I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n[02:25.21] And Burrito King would make me gassy\n[02:28.01] There's no doubt\"\n[02:29.82] She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n[02:31.79] I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n[02:34.36] Then I get an idea\n[02:36.73] I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n[02:38.34] She says, \"What?\"\n[02:38.85] I say, \"Guess!\"\n[02:39.41] She says \"What?\"\n[02:40.21] I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n[02:43.35] So we head out the front door\n[02:45.50] Open the garage door\n[02:47.84] Then I open the car doors\n[02:49.93] And we get in those car doors\n[02:52.08] Put my key in the ignition\n[02:54.42] And then I turn it sideways\n[02:56.64] Then we fasten our seat belts\n[02:58.83] As we pull out the driveway\n[03:01.13] Then we drive to the drive-thru\n[03:03.31] Heading off to the drive-thru\n[03:05.45] We're approaching the drive-thru\n[03:07.78] Getting close to the drive-thru\n[03:10.01] Almost there at the drive-thru\n[03:12.18] Now we're here at the drive-thru\n[03:14.38] Here in line at the drive-thru\n[03:16.66] Did I mention the drive-thru?\n[03:19.31] \n[03:27.35] Well, here we are\n[03:29.10] In the drive-thru line, me and her\n[03:32.25] Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n[03:34.22] All just waiting to order\n[03:36.10] There's some idiot in a Volvo\n[03:38.46] With his brights on behind me\n[03:40.53] I lean out the window and scream\n[03:42.22] \"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\n[03:45.55] My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n[03:50.08] I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n[03:52.45] So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n[03:54.28] Now a woman on a speaker box\n[03:56.35] Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n[03:58.54] I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n[04:00.59] We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n[04:02.99] Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n[04:07.76] I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n[04:11.84] I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n[04:14.21] She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n[04:16.63] I put my head in my hands and scream\n[04:18.86] \"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\n[04:21.06] The voice on the speaker says\n[04:23.06] \"I don't have all day.\"\n[04:25.20] I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n[04:29.76] I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n[04:34.21] She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n[04:36.19] I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n[04:38.56] Plus we need curly fries\n[04:41.18] And don't you dare forget it!\n[04:43.27] And two medium root beers\n[04:45.52] No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n[04:47.42] Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n[04:52.17] So read me back my order\n[04:54.16] Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n[04:56.05] She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n[04:58.56] Two - you want a cheeseburger\n[05:00.71] Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n[05:03.36] \"Stop! Don't go no further!\n[05:05.98] I never ordered a large root beer\n[05:07.47] I said medium, not large!\"\n[05:09.95] Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n[05:11.84] I supersized you at no charge.\"\n[05:14.14] \"Oh.\" And that's all\n[05:16.61] I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n[05:18.29] And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n[05:20.55] That I really think you should know\n[05:23.09] You can have unlimited refills\n[05:25.04] For just a quarter more.\"\n[05:27.18] I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n[05:31.81] Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n[05:33.76] Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n[05:36.86] And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n[05:39.56] Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n[05:41.52] She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n[05:43.55] Who goes to school with me\n[05:46.13] I sat behind him last year\n[05:47.53] And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n[05:50.45] I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n[05:52.81] He used to be my plumber\n[05:55.00] He was prematurely bald\n[05:57.32] And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n[05:59.33] He also had bladder problems\n[06:01.24] And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n[06:03.69] And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n[06:05.99] That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n[06:08.37] And then we both were quiet\n[06:10.75] And things got real intense\n[06:12.70] Then she says, \"Next window, please\n[06:14.44] That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n[06:17.14] So we inched ahead in line\n[06:19.46] Movin' painfully slow\n[06:21.29] I got a little bored\n[06:23.09] So I turned on the radio\n[06:25.52] \n[06:41.80] Click, turned it off\n[06:43.19] Because my wife was getting a headache\n[06:46.66] So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n[06:51.25] Then I looked at her\n[06:53.70] And she looked back at me\n[06:55.39] And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n[06:59.84] She turned away from me\n[07:01.60] And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n[07:04.17] I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n[07:07.20] But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n[07:09.27] Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n[07:11.99] I said, \"Yeah, almost\n[07:13.54] There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n[07:15.51] It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n[07:17.62] Now we're at the pay window\n[07:19.70] Or whatever you call it\n[07:21.91] Put my hand in my pocket\n[07:24.03] I can't believe there's no wallet!\n[07:33.61] And the lady at the window's like\n[07:35.53] \"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\n[07:39.76] I turn around to my wife, and say\n[07:41.70] \"How much have you got on you?\"\n[07:43.92] She just rolls her eyes and says\n[07:46.13] \"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\n[07:48.75] So she reaches into her purse\n[07:50.43] And busts out the American Express\n[07:53.37] I hand it to the lady\n[07:55.41] And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n[07:59.10] We don't take credit cards here.\"\n[08:02.06] I took back the card and said\n[08:03.89] \"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\n[08:06.40] And that's when I found out\n[08:08.36] My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n[08:11.25] I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n[08:15.94] She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n[08:20.04] And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n[08:24.35] Now the lady at the window\n[08:25.69] Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n[08:28.64] And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n[08:33.22] I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n[08:36.18] We won't be long.\"\n[08:37.62] So I looked around inside the glove-box\n[08:39.92] And checked the mat beneath my feet\n[08:42.15] I found a nickel in an ashtray\n[08:43.57] And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n[08:46.47] Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n[08:50.10] The lady counts it up and says\n[08:53.18] \"You're still about a dollar short\"\n[08:55.43] And now my woman's got this weird look\n[08:57.33] Frozen on her face\n[08:59.38] She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n[09:04.28] And so I turned around\n[09:06.50] To the cashier again\n[09:08.80] I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\n[09:12.97] So I pick up my change\n[09:15.04] Pick up my receipt\n[09:17.17] And I drive to the pickup window\n[09:19.43] Man, I just can't wait to eat\n[09:21.75] And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n[09:26.35] Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n[09:28.39] \"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\n[09:30.87] And he hands me a paper bag\n[09:33.27] I look him in the eyes\n[09:35.48] And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n[09:39.96] Well, he looks at me\n[09:42.73] And I look at him\n[09:44.92] And he looks at me\n[09:47.16] And I look at him\n[09:49.35] And he looks it me\n[09:51.59] And I look at him\n[09:53.75] And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n[09:55.59] What did you want again?\"\n[09:57.93] I say \"Ketchup!\"\n[09:59.68] And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n[10:02.04] I just spaced out there for a second\n[10:04.38] I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n[10:06.86] And then he hands me the ketchup\n[10:09.44] And now we're finally drivin' away\n[10:12.18] And the food is drivin' me mad\n[10:13.67] With its intoxicating bouquet\n[10:16.16] I'm starvin' to death\n[10:17.26] By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n[10:20.37] I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n[10:22.75] I just gotta have a bite!\"\n[10:24.96] So she reaches in the bag\n[10:27.23] And pulls out the burger\n[10:29.39] And she hands me the burger\n[10:31.34] And I pick up the burger\n[10:33.75] And then I unwrap the paper\n[10:36.34] I bite into those buns\n[10:38.59] And I just can't believe it\n[10:40.74] They forgot the onion!\n[10:44.52] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Trapped in the Drive-Thru\n  artist: Weird Al Yankovic\n  album: The Essential Weird Al Yankovic, Disc 2\n  duration_ms: 651000\n  instrumental: false\n  language: en\nlines:\n- text: Seven o'clock in the evening\n  start_ms: 21740\n  end_ms: 23071\n  words:\n  - 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text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 47980\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 48117\n  - text: '\"So '\n    start_ms: 48275\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 48448\n  - text: 'do '\n    start_ms: 48697\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 48812\n  - text: 'have '\n    start_ms: 48968\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 49266\n  - text: mind?\"\n    start_ms: 49497\n- text: I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n  start_ms: 50240\n  end_ms: 52164\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 50240\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 50372\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 50567\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 50704\n  - text: 'know, '\n    start_ms: 50937\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 51213\n  - text: 'about '\n    start_ms: 51414\n  - text: you?\"\n    start_ms: 51842\n- text: She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n  start_ms: 52420\n  end_ms: 54613\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 52420\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 52570\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 52728\n  - 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'\n    start_ms: 53101\n  - text: 'if '\n    start_ms: 53443\n  - text: 'you''re '\n    start_ms: 53562\n  - text: 'hungry, '\n    start_ms: 53780\n  - text: 'let''s '\n    start_ms: 54184\n  - text: eat.\"\n    start_ms: 54402\n- text: I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n  start_ms: 54620\n  end_ms: 56269\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 54620\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 54752\n  - text: '\"That''s '\n    start_ms: 55037\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 55277\n  - text: 'we''re '\n    start_ms: 55420\n  - text: 'gonna '\n    start_ms: 55586\n  - text: do!\n    start_ms: 56037\n- text: But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n  start_ms: 56680\n  end_ms: 60415\n  words:\n  - text: 'But '\n    start_ms: 56680\n  - text: 'first '\n    start_ms: 56813\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 57149\n  - text: 'gotta '\n    start_ms: 57359\n  - text: 'tell '\n    start_ms: 57758\n  - text: 'me '\n    start_ms: 58151\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 58402\n  - text: 'it '\n    start_ms: 58713\n  - text: 'is '\n    start_ms: 58887\n  - text: 'you''re '\n    start_ms: 59085\n  - text: 'hungry '\n    start_ms: 59373\n  - text: for?\"\n    start_ms: 60067\n- text: And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n  start_ms: 61470\n  end_ms: 65153\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 61470\n  - text: 'she '\n    start_ms: 61587\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 61740\n  - text: '\"Let '\n    start_ms: 61975\n  - text: 'me '\n    start_ms: 62150\n  - text: 'think, '\n    start_ms: 62310\n  - text: 'what''s '\n    start_ms: 62693\n  - text: 'left '\n    start_ms: 62897\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 63233\n  - text: 'our '\n    start_ms: 63493\n  - text: refrigerator?\"\n    start_ms: 63748\n- text: I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n  start_ms: 65840\n  end_ms: 67679\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 65840\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 65940\n  - text: '\"Well, '\n    start_ms: 66238\n  - text: 'there''s '\n    start_ms: 66537\n  - text: 'tuna, '\n    start_ms: 66794\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 67163\n  - text: know.\"\n    start_ms: 67286\n- text: She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n  start_ms: 68060\n  end_ms: 69826\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 68060\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 68195\n  - text: '\"That '\n    start_ms: 68318\n  - text: 'went '\n    start_ms: 68483\n  - text: 'bad '\n    start_ms: 68740\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 68938\n  - text: 'week '\n    start_ms: 69057\n  - text: ago!\"\n    start_ms: 69337\n- text: I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n  start_ms: 70550\n  end_ms: 71986\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 70550\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 70681\n  - text: '\"Is '\n    start_ms: 70926\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 71087\n  - text: 'chili '\n    start_ms: 71241\n  - text: okay?\"\n    start_ms: 71582\n- text: She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n  start_ms: 72440\n  end_ms: 74385\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 72440\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 72558\n  - text: '\"You '\n    start_ms: 72727\n  - text: 'finished '\n    start_ms: 72872\n  - text: 'that '\n    start_ms: 73169\n  - text: yesterday!\"\n    start_ms: 73410\n- text: I hopped up and I said\n  start_ms: 74700\n  end_ms: 75839\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 74700\n  - text: 'hopped '\n    start_ms: 74799\n  - text: 'up '\n    start_ms: 75199\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 75394\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 75558\n  - text: said\n    start_ms: 75619\n- text: '\"I don''t know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"'\n  start_ms: 75860\n  end_ms: 78540\n  words:\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 75988\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 76043\n  - text: 'know. '\n    start_ms: 76198\n  - text: 'Do '\n    start_ms: 76448\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 76552\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 76733\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 76893\n  - text: 'get '\n    start_ms: 76977\n  - text: 'something '\n    start_ms: 77172\n  - text: delivered?\"\n    start_ms: 77550\n- text: She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n  start_ms: 78610\n  end_ms: 83482\n  words:\n  - text: 'She''s '\n    start_ms: 78610\n  - text: 'like, '\n    start_ms: 78867\n  - text: '\"Why '\n    start_ms: 79402\n  - text: 'would '\n    start_ms: 79923\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 80338\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 80467\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 80656\n  - text: 'eat '\n    start_ms: 80815\n  - text: 'liver? '\n    start_ms: 81078\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 81868\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 82002\n  - text: 'even '\n    start_ms: 82302\n  - text: 'like '\n    start_ms: 82614\n  - text: liver!\"\n    start_ms: 82863\n- text: I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n  start_ms: 84170\n  end_ms: 86051\n  words:\n  - text: 'I''m '\n    start_ms: 84170\n  - text: 'like, '\n    start_ms: 84296\n  - text: '\"No, '\n    start_ms: 84775\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 85313\n  - text: 'said '\n    start_ms: 85395\n  - text: '''delivered''.\"'\n    start_ms: 85545\n- text: She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n  start_ms: 86330\n  end_ms: 87792\n  words:\n  - text: 'She''s '\n    start_ms: 86330\n  - text: 'like, '\n    start_ms: 86519\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 86641\n  - text: 'heard '\n    start_ms: 86756\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 86988\n  - text: 'say '\n    start_ms: 87107\n  - text: '''liver''!\"'\n    start_ms: 87245\n- text: I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n  start_ms: 88180\n  end_ms: 89610\n  words:\n  - text: 'I''m '\n    start_ms: 88180\n  - text: 'like, '\n    start_ms: 88296\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 88541\n  - text: 'should '\n    start_ms: 88655\n  - text: 'know '\n    start_ms: 88831\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 89099\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 89293\n  - text: said...\"\n    start_ms: 89411\n- text: She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n  start_ms: 89610\n  end_ms: 92165\n  words:\n  - text: 'She''s '\n    start_ms: 89610\n  - text: 'like, '\n    start_ms: 89760\n  - text: '\"Whatever! '\n    start_ms: 89896\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 90715\n  - text: 'just '\n    start_ms: 90794\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 90913\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 91088\n  - text: 'any '\n    start_ms: 91288\n  - text: liver!\"\n    start_ms: 91580\n- text: Well, I was gonna say something\n  start_ms: 92740\n  end_ms: 94332\n  words:\n  - text: 'Well, '\n    start_ms: 92740\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 92950\n  - text: 'was '\n    start_ms: 93035\n  - text: 'gonna '\n    start_ms: 93160\n  - text: 'say '\n    start_ms: 93451\n  - text: something\n    start_ms: 93735\n- text: But my cell phone started to ring\n  start_ms: 94720\n  end_ms: 96706\n  words:\n  - text: 'But '\n    start_ms: 94720\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 94862\n  - text: 'cell '\n    start_ms: 95092\n  - text: 'phone '\n    start_ms: 95321\n  - text: 'started '\n    start_ms: 95602\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 95939\n  - text: ring\n    start_ms: 96233\n- text: Now who could be callin' me?\n  start_ms: 97010\n  end_ms: 98608\n  words:\n  - text: 'Now '\n    start_ms: 97010\n  - text: 'who '\n    start_ms: 97247\n  - text: 'could '\n    start_ms: 97377\n  - text: 'be '\n    start_ms: 97548\n  - text: 'callin'' '\n    start_ms: 97800\n  - text: me?\n    start_ms: 98342\n- text: Well, I checked my caller ID\n  start_ms: 99160\n  end_ms: 100768\n  words:\n  - text: 'Well, '\n    start_ms: 99160\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 99345\n  - text: 'checked '\n    start_ms: 99499\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 99838\n  - text: 'caller '\n    start_ms: 100071\n  - text: ID\n    start_ms: 100513\n- text: It was just cousin Larry\n  start_ms: 101260\n  end_ms: 102665\n  words:\n  - text: 'It '\n    start_ms: 101260\n  - text: 'was '\n    start_ms: 101359\n  - text: 'just '\n    start_ms: 101540\n  - text: 'cousin '\n    start_ms: 101807\n  - text: Larry\n    start_ms: 102354\n- text: Callin' for the third time today\n  start_ms: 102750\n  end_ms: 105096\n  words:\n  - text: 'Callin'' '\n    start_ms: 102750\n  - text: 'for '\n    start_ms: 103134\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 103352\n  - text: 'third '\n    start_ms: 103607\n  - text: 'time '\n    start_ms: 104022\n  - text: today\n    start_ms: 104411\n- text: My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n  start_ms: 105910\n  end_ms: 107831\n  words:\n  - text: 'My '\n    start_ms: 105910\n  - text: 'wife '\n    start_ms: 106157\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 106411\n  - text: '\"Let '\n    start_ms: 106651\n  - text: 'it '\n    start_ms: 106852\n  - text: 'go '\n    start_ms: 106952\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 107093\n  - text: voicemail.\"\n    start_ms: 107214\n- text: I said, \"Okay.\"\n  start_ms: 108370\n  end_ms: 109413\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 108370\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 108491\n  - text: '\"Okay.\"'\n    start_ms: 108843\n- text: '\"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"'\n  start_ms: 109720\n  end_ms: 113304\n  words:\n  - text: '\"Where '\n    start_ms: 110233\n  - text: 'were '\n    start_ms: 110537\n  - text: 'we? '\n    start_ms: 110782\n  - text: 'Oh, '\n    start_ms: 111141\n  - text: 'dinner, '\n    start_ms: 111321\n  - text: 'right! '\n    start_ms: 111649\n  - text: 'So '\n    start_ms: 112007\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 112205\n  - text: 'do '\n    start_ms: 112455\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 112578\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 112737\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 113004\n  - text: do?\"\n    start_ms: 113166\n- text: She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n  start_ms: 114690\n  end_ms: 116730\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 114690\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 114821\n  - text: '\"Why '\n    start_ms: 114958\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 115138\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 115313\n  - text: 'whip '\n    start_ms: 115430\n  - text: 'up '\n    start_ms: 115602\n  - text: 'somethin'' '\n    start_ms: 115696\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 115987\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 116091\n  - text: kitchen?\"\n    start_ms: 116229\n- text: '\"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don''t you?\"'\n  start_ms: 116730\n  end_ms: 118520\n  words:\n  - text: '\"Yeah,\" '\n    start_ms: 117060\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 117428\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 117544\n  - text: '\"why '\n    start_ms: 117781\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 117995\n  - text: you?\"\n    start_ms: 118311\n- text: And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n  start_ms: 119420\n  end_ms: 122789\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 119420\n  - text: 'then '\n    start_ms: 119512\n  - text: 'she '\n    start_ms: 119646\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 119801\n  - text: '\"Baby, '\n    start_ms: 120055\n  - text: 'can''t '\n    start_ms: 120382\n  - text: 'we '\n    start_ms: 120548\n  - text: 'just '\n    start_ms: 120701\n  - text: 'go '\n    start_ms: 120949\n  - text: 'out '\n    start_ms: 121289\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 121504\n  - text: 'dinner, '\n    start_ms: 121669\n  - text: please?\"\n    start_ms: 122093\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 123070\n  end_ms: 123487\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 123070\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 123150\n  - text: '\"No\"'\n    start_ms: 123312\n- text: She says, \"Yes\"\n  start_ms: 123590\n  end_ms: 124078\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 123590\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 123727\n  - text: '\"Yes\"'\n    start_ms: 123865\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 124100\n  end_ms: 124490\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 124100\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 124157\n  - text: '\"No\"'\n    start_ms: 124312\n- text: She says, \"Yes\"\n  start_ms: 124610\n  end_ms: 125061\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 124610\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 124727\n  - text: '\"Yes\"'\n    start_ms: 124864\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 125220\n  end_ms: 125537\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 125220\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 125278\n  - text: '\"No\"'\n    start_ms: 125417\n- text: She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n  start_ms: 125720\n  end_ms: 127895\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 125720\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 125852\n  - text: '\"Yes... '\n    start_ms: 125983\n  - text: 'Oh, '\n    start_ms: 126337\n  - text: 'here''s '\n    start_ms: 126747\n  - text: 'your '\n    start_ms: 126941\n  - text: keys\"\n    start_ms: 127114\n- text: I step a little bit closer\n  start_ms: 128200\n  end_ms: 129959\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 128200\n  - text: 'step '\n    start_ms: 128347\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 128741\n  - text: 'little '\n    start_ms: 128928\n  - text: 'bit '\n    start_ms: 129207\n  - text: closer\n    start_ms: 129428\n- text: Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n  start_ms: 130390\n  end_ms: 131994\n  words:\n  - text: 'Say, '\n    start_ms: 130390\n  - text: '\"Okay, '\n    start_ms: 130522\n  - text: 'where '\n    start_ms: 130952\n  - text: 'ya '\n    start_ms: 131117\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 131295\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 131560\n  - text: go?\"\n    start_ms: 131701\n- text: She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n  start_ms: 132560\n  end_ms: 134386\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 132560\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 132824\n  - text: '\"How '\n    start_ms: 133097\n  - text: 'about '\n    start_ms: 133332\n  - text: 'The '\n    start_ms: 133696\n  - text: Ivy?\"\n    start_ms: 133975\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n  start_ms: 134760\n  end_ms: 136358\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 134760\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 134815\n  - text: '\"Yeah, '\n    start_ms: 135089\n  - text: 'well, '\n    start_ms: 135389\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 135734\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 135801\n  - text: know\n    start_ms: 136063\n- text: I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n  start_ms: 137140\n  end_ms: 139241\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 137140\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 137250\n  - text: 'feel '\n    start_ms: 137506\n  - text: 'like '\n    start_ms: 137684\n  - text: 'gettin'' '\n    start_ms: 137852\n  - text: 'all '\n    start_ms: 138447\n  - text: 'dressed '\n    start_ms: 138599\n  - text: up\n    start_ms: 139067\n- text: And eatin' expensive food\"\n  start_ms: 139310\n  end_ms: 141136\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 139310\n  - text: 'eatin'' '\n    start_ms: 139557\n  - text: 'expensive '\n    start_ms: 139853\n  - text: food\"\n    start_ms: 140629\n- text: She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n  start_ms: 141480\n  end_ms: 142785\n  words:\n  - text: 'She''s '\n    start_ms: 141480\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 141752\n  - text: '\"Olive '\n    start_ms: 142027\n  - text: Garden?\"\n    start_ms: 142312\n- text: I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n  start_ms: 142910\n  end_ms: 145293\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 142910\n  - text: 'say, '\n    start_ms: 143039\n  - text: '\"Nah, '\n    start_ms: 143559\n  - text: 'I''m '\n    start_ms: 144173\n  - text: 'not '\n    start_ms: 144293\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 144514\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 144692\n  - text: mood\n    start_ms: 144844\n- text: And Burrito King would make me gassy\n  start_ms: 145620\n  end_ms: 148137\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 145620\n  - text: 'Burrito '\n    start_ms: 145867\n  - text: 'King '\n    start_ms: 146551\n  - text: 'would '\n    start_ms: 146952\n  - text: 'make '\n    start_ms: 147241\n  - text: 'me '\n    start_ms: 147527\n  - text: gassy\n    start_ms: 147780\n- text: There's no doubt\"\n  start_ms: 148340\n  end_ms: 149922\n  words:\n  - text: 'There''s '\n    start_ms: 148340\n  - text: 'no '\n    start_ms: 148635\n  - text: doubt\"\n    start_ms: 149022\n- text: She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n  start_ms: 150340\n  end_ms: 152010\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 150340\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 150584\n  - text: '\"Just '\n    start_ms: 150827\n  - text: 'forget '\n    start_ms: 151039\n  - text: 'about '\n    start_ms: 151536\n  - text: it\"\n    start_ms: 151935\n- text: I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n  start_ms: 152010\n  end_ms: 154432\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 152010\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 152083\n  - text: '\"No, '\n    start_ms: 152218\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 152590\n  - text: 'swear '\n    start_ms: 152683\n  - text: 'I''m '\n    start_ms: 152934\n  - text: 'gonna '\n    start_ms: 153043\n  - text: 'take '\n    start_ms: 153320\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 153637\n  - text: out!\"\n    start_ms: 153842\n- text: Then I get an idea\n  start_ms: 154850\n  end_ms: 156691\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 154850\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 155263\n  - text: 'get '\n    start_ms: 155414\n  - text: 'an '\n    start_ms: 155857\n  - text: idea\n    start_ms: 156069\n- text: I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n  start_ms: 157080\n  end_ms: 158512\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 157080\n  - text: 'say, '\n    start_ms: 157287\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 157544\n  - text: 'know '\n    start_ms: 157831\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 158066\n  - text: 'we''ll '\n    start_ms: 158232\n  - text: do!\"\n    start_ms: 158419\n- text: She says, \"What?\"\n  start_ms: 158530\n  end_ms: 159000\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 158530\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 158649\n  - text: '\"What?\"'\n    start_ms: 158807\n- text: I say, \"Guess!\"\n  start_ms: 159170\n  end_ms: 159635\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 159170\n  - text: 'say, '\n    start_ms: 159227\n  - text: '\"Guess!\"'\n    start_ms: 159378\n- text: She says \"What?\"\n  start_ms: 159650\n  end_ms: 160213\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 159650\n  - text: 'says '\n    start_ms: 159765\n  - text: '\"What?\"'\n    start_ms: 159900\n- text: I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n  start_ms: 160490\n  end_ms: 163134\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 160490\n  - text: 'say, '\n    start_ms: 160637\n  - text: '\"We''re '\n    start_ms: 160902\n  - text: 'goin'' '\n    start_ms: 161213\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 161756\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 162023\n  - text: drive-\n    start_ms: 162239\n  - text: thru!\"\n    start_ms: 162651\n- text: So we head out the front door\n  start_ms: 163620\n  end_ms: 165365\n  words:\n  - 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text: 'have '\n    start_ms: 264210\n  - text: 'all '\n    start_ms: 264583\n  - text: day.\"\n    start_ms: 264908\n- text: I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n  start_ms: 265740\n  end_ms: 269748\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 265740\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 265850\n  - text: '\"Then '\n    start_ms: 266089\n  - text: 'take '\n    start_ms: 266362\n  - text: 'our '\n    start_ms: 266524\n  - text: 'order '\n    start_ms: 266767\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 268105\n  - text: 'we''ll '\n    start_ms: 268320\n  - text: 'be '\n    start_ms: 268579\n  - text: 'on '\n    start_ms: 268907\n  - text: 'our '\n    start_ms: 269097\n  - text: way!\n    start_ms: 269323\n- text: I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n  start_ms: 270280\n  end_ms: 274226\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 270280\n  - text: 'wanna '\n    start_ms: 270390\n  - text: 'get '\n    start_ms: 270678\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 271018\n  - text: 'chicken '\n    start_ms: 271169\n  - 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text: 'No, '\n    start_ms: 285960\n  - text: 'just '\n    start_ms: 286457\n  - text: 'one, '\n    start_ms: 286797\n  - text: 'we''ll '\n    start_ms: 287099\n  - text: 'split '\n    start_ms: 287259\n  - text: it.\"\n    start_ms: 287667\n- text: Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n  start_ms: 288150\n  end_ms: 292167\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 288150\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 288335\n  - text: 'said '\n    start_ms: 288448\n  - text: '\"I''m '\n    start_ms: 288715\n  - text: 'guessin'' '\n    start_ms: 289005\n  - text: 'that '\n    start_ms: 289450\n  - text: 'you''re '\n    start_ms: 289797\n  - text: 'probably '\n    start_ms: 290061\n  - text: 'not '\n    start_ms: 290605\n  - text: 'too '\n    start_ms: 290877\n  - text: bright\n    start_ms: 291232\n- text: So read me back my order\n  start_ms: 292530\n  end_ms: 294337\n  words:\n  - text: 'So '\n    start_ms: 292530\n  - text: 'read '\n    start_ms: 292802\n  - text: 'me '\n    start_ms: 293120\n  - text: 'back '\n    start_ms: 293377\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 293692\n  - text: order\n    start_ms: 294028\n- text: Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n  start_ms: 294450\n  end_ms: 296216\n  words:\n  - text: 'Let''s '\n    start_ms: 294450\n  - text: 'make '\n    start_ms: 294736\n  - text: 'sure '\n    start_ms: 295067\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 295393\n  - text: 'got '\n    start_ms: 295609\n  - text: 'it '\n    start_ms: 295881\n  - text: right.\"\n    start_ms: 296028\n- text: She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n  start_ms: 296240\n  end_ms: 298770\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 296240\n  - text: 'says '\n    start_ms: 296370\n  - text: '\"One - '\n    start_ms: 296616\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 297413\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 297523\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 297667\n  - text: 'chicken '\n    start_ms: 297781\n  - text: sandwich\n    start_ms: 298189\n- text: Two - you want a cheeseburger\n  start_ms: 298810\n  end_ms: 300690\n  words:\n  - text: 'Two - '\n    start_ms: 298810\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 299537\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 299624\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 299794\n  - text: cheeseburger\n    start_ms: 299896\n- text: Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n  start_ms: 301160\n  end_ms: 303766\n  words:\n  - text: 'Three - '\n    start_ms: 301160\n  - text: 'curly '\n    start_ms: 301736\n  - text: 'fries, '\n    start_ms: 302172\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 302601\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 302730\n  - text: 'large '\n    start_ms: 302852\n  - text: 'root '\n    start_ms: 303163\n  - text: beer\"\n    start_ms: 303443\n- text: '\"Stop! Don''t go no further!'\n  start_ms: 303770\n  end_ms: 305367\n  words:\n  - text: '\"Stop! '\n    start_ms: 303919\n  - text: 'Don''t '\n    start_ms: 304238\n  - text: 'go '\n    start_ms: 304477\n  - text: 'no '\n    start_ms: 304672\n  - text: further!\n    start_ms: 304890\n- text: I never ordered a large root beer\n  start_ms: 305710\n  end_ms: 307446\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 305710\n  - text: 'never '\n    start_ms: 305896\n  - text: 'ordered '\n    start_ms: 306227\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 306608\n  - text: 'large '\n    start_ms: 306708\n  - text: 'root '\n    start_ms: 307038\n  - text: beer\n    start_ms: 307277\n- text: I said medium, not large!\"\n  start_ms: 307480\n  end_ms: 310111\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 307480\n  - text: 'said '\n    start_ms: 307557\n  - text: 'medium, '\n    start_ms: 307836\n  - text: 'not '\n    start_ms: 308723\n  - text: large!\"\n    start_ms: 308976\n- text: Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n  start_ms: 310350\n  end_ms: 312217\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 310350\n  - text: 'she '\n    start_ms: 310494\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 310653\n  - text: '\"We''re '\n    start_ms: 310914\n  - text: 'havin'' '\n    start_ms: 311172\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 311591\n  - text: special\n    start_ms: 311727\n- text: I supersized you at no charge.\"\n  start_ms: 312310\n  end_ms: 314335\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 312310\n  - text: 'supersized '\n    start_ms: 312497\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 313098\n  - text: 'at '\n    start_ms: 313316\n  - text: 'no '\n    start_ms: 313561\n  - text: charge.\"\n    start_ms: 313809\n- text: '\"Oh.\" And that''s all'\n  start_ms: 314430\n  end_ms: 316875\n  words:\n  - text: '\"Oh.\" '\n    start_ms: 314507\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 316325\n  - text: 'that''s '\n    start_ms: 316439\n  - text: all\n    start_ms: 316753\n- text: I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n  start_ms: 317010\n  end_ms: 318165\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 317010\n  - text: 'could '\n    start_ms: 317084\n  - text: 'say, '\n    start_ms: 317253\n  - text: 'was '\n    start_ms: 317523\n  - text: '\"Oh.\"'\n    start_ms: 317759\n- text: And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n  start_ms: 318670\n  end_ms: 320581\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 318670\n  - text: 'she '\n    start_ms: 318783\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 318940\n  - text: '\"Now '\n    start_ms: 319201\n  - text: 'there '\n    start_ms: 319368\n  - text: 'is '\n    start_ms: 319514\n  - text: 'somethin'' '\n    start_ms: 319538\n  - text: else\n    start_ms: 320181\n- text: That I really think you should know\n  start_ms: 320890\n  end_ms: 322584\n  words:\n  - text: 'That '\n    start_ms: 320890\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 321078\n  - text: 'really '\n    start_ms: 321194\n  - text: 'think '\n    start_ms: 321476\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 321767\n  - text: 'should '\n    start_ms: 321983\n  - text: know\n    start_ms: 322298\n- text: You can have unlimited refills\n  start_ms: 323190\n  end_ms: 325185\n  words:\n  - text: 'You '\n    start_ms: 323190\n  - text: 'can '\n    start_ms: 323291\n  - text: 'have '\n    start_ms: 323490\n  - text: 'unlimited '\n    start_ms: 323804\n  - text: refills\n    start_ms: 324543\n- text: For just a quarter more.\"\n  start_ms: 325390\n  end_ms: 327319\n  words:\n  - text: 'For '\n    start_ms: 325390\n  - text: 'just '\n    start_ms: 325662\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 326029\n  - text: 'quarter '\n    start_ms: 326184\n  - text: more.\"\n    start_ms: 326823\n- text: I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n  start_ms: 327430\n  end_ms: 331708\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 327430\n  - text: 'say '\n    start_ms: 327522\n  - text: '\"Great, '\n    start_ms: 327742\n  - text: 'except '\n    start_ms: 328208\n  - text: 'we''re '\n    start_ms: 328481\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 328649\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 328740\n  - text: drive-\n    start_ms: 328863\n  - text: 'thru, '\n    start_ms: 329159\n  - text: 'so '\n    start_ms: 329741\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 329993\n  - text: 'would '\n    start_ms: 330193\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 330434\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 330551\n  - text: 'that '\n    start_ms: 330831\n  - text: for?\"\n    start_ms: 331092\n- text: Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n  start_ms: 332130\n  end_ms: 333551\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 332130\n  - text: 'she '\n    start_ms: 332307\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 332573\n  - text: '\"Wait '\n    start_ms: 332820\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 333123\n  - text: minute\n    start_ms: 333260\n- text: Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n  start_ms: 334380\n  end_ms: 337080\n  words:\n  - text: 'Your '\n    start_ms: 334380\n  - text: 'voice '\n    start_ms: 334515\n  - text: 'sounds '\n    start_ms: 334783\n  - text: 'so '\n    start_ms: 335083\n  - text: 'familiar... '\n    start_ms: 335330\n  - text: 'hey, '\n    start_ms: 336063\n  - text: 'is '\n    start_ms: 336281\n  - text: 'this '\n    start_ms: 336401\n  - text: Paul?\n    start_ms: 336618\n- text: And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n  start_ms: 337450\n  end_ms: 339678\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 337450\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 337557\n  - text: 'wife '\n    start_ms: 337731\n  - text: 'is '\n    start_ms: 338072\n  - text: 'all '\n    start_ms: 338322\n  - text: 'like '\n    start_ms: 338537\n  - text: '\"No, '\n    start_ms: 338757\n  - text: 'that '\n    start_ms: 338963\n  - text: 'ain''t '\n    start_ms: 339129\n  - text: Paul\n    start_ms: 339365\n- text: Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n  start_ms: 339940\n  end_ms: 341731\n  words:\n  - text: 'Now '\n    start_ms: 339940\n  - text: 'tell '\n    start_ms: 340127\n  - text: 'me, '\n    start_ms: 340377\n  - text: 'who''s '\n    start_ms: 340521\n  - text: 'this '\n    start_ms: 340838\n  - text: Paul?\"\n    start_ms: 341173\n- text: She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n  start_ms: 341900\n  end_ms: 343845\n  words:\n  - 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text: 'more '\n    start_ms: 366688\n  - text: 'than '\n    start_ms: 366942\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 367169\n  - text: 'needed '\n    start_ms: 367268\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 367632\n  - text: know!\"\n    start_ms: 367826\n- text: And then we both were quiet\n  start_ms: 368710\n  end_ms: 370628\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 368710\n  - text: 'then '\n    start_ms: 368943\n  - text: 'we '\n    start_ms: 369237\n  - text: 'both '\n    start_ms: 369490\n  - text: 'were '\n    start_ms: 369790\n  - text: quiet\n    start_ms: 370058\n- text: And things got real intense\n  start_ms: 370850\n  end_ms: 372747\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 370850\n  - text: 'things '\n    start_ms: 371136\n  - text: 'got '\n    start_ms: 371434\n  - text: 'real '\n    start_ms: 371707\n  - text: intense\n    start_ms: 372042\n- text: Then she says, \"Next window, please\n  start_ms: 372900\n  end_ms: 374597\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 372900\n  - text: 'she '\n    start_ms: 373108\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 373277\n  - text: '\"Next '\n    start_ms: 373553\n  - text: 'window, '\n    start_ms: 373866\n  - text: please\n    start_ms: 374355\n- text: That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n  start_ms: 374880\n  end_ms: 377339\n  words:\n  - text: 'That''ll '\n    start_ms: 374880\n  - text: 'be '\n    start_ms: 375142\n  - text: 'five '\n    start_ms: 375367\n  - text: 'dollars '\n    start_ms: 375652\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 376033\n  - text: 'eighty '\n    start_ms: 376270\n  - text: 'two '\n    start_ms: 376503\n  - text: cents!\"\n    start_ms: 376756\n- text: So we inched ahead in line\n  start_ms: 377560\n  end_ms: 379296\n  words:\n  - text: 'So '\n    start_ms: 377560\n  - text: 'we '\n    start_ms: 377716\n  - text: 'inched '\n    start_ms: 377904\n  - text: 'ahead '\n    start_ms: 378204\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 378597\n  - text: line\n    start_ms: 378798\n- text: Movin' painfully slow\n  start_ms: 379580\n  end_ms: 381236\n  words:\n  - text: 'Movin'' '\n    start_ms: 379580\n  - text: 'painfully '\n    start_ms: 380115\n  - text: slow\n    start_ms: 380922\n- text: I got a little bored\n  start_ms: 381540\n  end_ms: 382982\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 381540\n  - text: 'got '\n    start_ms: 381687\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 382041\n  - text: 'little '\n    start_ms: 382202\n  - text: bored\n    start_ms: 382686\n- text: So I turned on the radio\n  start_ms: 383180\n  end_ms: 385277\n  words:\n  - text: 'So '\n    start_ms: 383180\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 383570\n  - text: 'turned '\n    start_ms: 383676\n  - text: 'on '\n    start_ms: 384087\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 384309\n  - text: radio\n    start_ms: 384556\n- text: Click, turned it off\n  start_ms: 401920\n  end_ms: 403283\n  words:\n  - text: 'Click, '\n    start_ms: 401920\n  - text: 'turned '\n    start_ms: 402501\n  - text: 'it '\n    start_ms: 402856\n  - text: off\n    start_ms: 403013\n- text: Because my wife was getting a headache\n  start_ms: 403350\n  end_ms: 406334\n  words:\n  - text: 'Because '\n    start_ms: 403350\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 403883\n  - text: 'wife '\n    start_ms: 404154\n  - text: 'was '\n    start_ms: 404516\n  - text: 'getting '\n    start_ms: 404699\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 405193\n  - text: headache\n    start_ms: 405317\n- text: So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n  start_ms: 407260\n  end_ms: 410868\n  words:\n  - text: 'So '\n    start_ms: 407260\n  - text: 'we '\n    start_ms: 407438\n  - text: 'both '\n    start_ms: 407587\n  - text: 'just '\n    start_ms: 407863\n  - text: 'sat '\n    start_ms: 408045\n  - text: 'there '\n    start_ms: 408314\n  - text: 'quietly '\n    start_ms: 408683\n  - text: 'for '\n    start_ms: 409624\n  - text: 'her '\n    start_ms: 409835\n  - text: sake\n    start_ms: 410397\n- text: Then I looked at her\n  start_ms: 411610\n  end_ms: 412638\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 411610\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 411801\n  - text: 'looked '\n    start_ms: 411917\n  - text: 'at '\n    start_ms: 412195\n  - text: her\n    start_ms: 412321\n- text: And she looked back at me\n  start_ms: 413750\n  end_ms: 414966\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 413750\n  - text: 'she '\n    start_ms: 413879\n  - text: 'looked '\n    start_ms: 414018\n  - text: 'back '\n    start_ms: 414220\n  - text: 'at '\n    start_ms: 414513\n  - text: me\n    start_ms: 414655\n- text: And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n  start_ms: 415650\n  end_ms: 419545\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 415650\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 415817\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 415933\n  - text: '\"Um, '\n    start_ms: 416439\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 416739\n  - text: 'think '\n    start_ms: 416817\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 417002\n  - text: 'have '\n    start_ms: 417150\n  - text: 'somethin'' '\n    start_ms: 417385\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 417969\n  - text: 'your '\n    start_ms: 418144\n  - text: teeth.\"\n    start_ms: 418442\n- text: She turned away from me\n  start_ms: 420130\n  end_ms: 421547\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 420130\n  - text: 'turned '\n    start_ms: 420290\n  - text: 'away '\n    start_ms: 420657\n  - text: 'from '\n    start_ms: 421002\n  - text: me\n    start_ms: 421326\n- text: And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n  start_ms: 421780\n  end_ms: 424114\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 421780\n  - text: 'then '\n    start_ms: 421938\n  - text: 'turned '\n    start_ms: 422212\n  - text: 'back '\n    start_ms: 422429\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 422718\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 422922\n  - text: '\"Did '\n    start_ms: 423217\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 423436\n  - text: 'get '\n    start_ms: 423552\n  - text: it?\"\n    start_ms: 423880\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n  start_ms: 424840\n  end_ms: 427104\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 424840\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 424900\n  - text: '\"Yeah, '\n    start_ms: 425090\n  - text: 'well, '\n    start_ms: 425903\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 426083\n  - text: 'mean, '\n    start_ms: 426165\n  - text: 'most '\n    start_ms: 426545\n  - text: 'of '\n    start_ms: 426841\n  - text: it\n    start_ms: 426980\n- text: But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n  start_ms: 427390\n  end_ms: 428930\n  words:\n  - text: 'But '\n    start_ms: 427390\n  - text: 'hey, '\n    start_ms: 427563\n  - text: 'ya '\n    start_ms: 427827\n  - text: 'know, '\n    start_ms: 427986\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 428180\n  - text: 'sweat '\n    start_ms: 428439\n  - text: it.\"\n    start_ms: 428748\n- text: Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n  start_ms: 429220\n  end_ms: 431850\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 429220\n  - text: 'she '\n    start_ms: 429380\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 429541\n  - text: '\"How '\n    start_ms: 429946\n  - text: 'about '\n    start_ms: 431241\n  - text: now?\"\n    start_ms: 431492\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, almost\n  start_ms: 432140\n  end_ms: 433414\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 432140\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 432224\n  - text: '\"Yeah, '\n    start_ms: 432424\n  - text: almost\n    start_ms: 432749\n- text: There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n  start_ms: 433780\n  end_ms: 435544\n  words:\n  - text: 'There''s '\n    start_ms: 433780\n  - text: 'still '\n    start_ms: 433951\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 434169\n  - text: 'little '\n    start_ms: 434232\n  - text: 'bit '\n    start_ms: 434433\n  - text: 'there, '\n    start_ms: 434628\n  - text: 'but '\n    start_ms: 434868\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 435014\n  - text: worry\n    start_ms: 435213\n- text: It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n  start_ms: 435650\n  end_ms: 437665\n  words:\n  - text: 'It''s '\n    start_ms: 435650\n  - text: 'probably '\n    start_ms: 435804\n  - text: 'just '\n    start_ms: 436269\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 436602\n  - text: 'piece '\n    start_ms: 436791\n  - text: 'of '\n    start_ms: 437146\n  - text: toast.\"\n    start_ms: 437363\n- text: Now we're at the pay window\n  start_ms: 437730\n  end_ms: 439294\n  words:\n  - text: 'Now '\n    start_ms: 437730\n  - text: 'we''re '\n    start_ms: 437886\n  - text: 'at '\n    start_ms: 438120\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 438234\n  - text: 'pay '\n    start_ms: 438406\n  - text: window\n    start_ms: 438640\n- text: Or whatever you call it\n  start_ms: 439830\n  end_ms: 441429\n  words:\n  - text: 'Or '\n    start_ms: 439830\n  - text: 'whatever '\n    start_ms: 440027\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 440547\n  - text: 'call '\n    start_ms: 440727\n  - text: it\n    start_ms: 441237\n- text: Put my hand in my pocket\n  start_ms: 442180\n  end_ms: 443738\n  words:\n  - text: 'Put '\n    start_ms: 442180\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 442358\n  - text: 'hand '\n    start_ms: 442552\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 442764\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 442884\n  - text: pocket\n    start_ms: 443082\n- text: I can't believe there's no wallet!\n  start_ms: 444250\n  end_ms: 446050\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 444250\n  - text: 'can''t '\n    start_ms: 444345\n  - text: 'believe '\n    start_ms: 444541\n  - text: 'there''s '\n    start_ms: 444856\n  - text: 'no '\n    start_ms: 445083\n  - text: wallet!\n    start_ms: 445305\n- text: And the lady at the window's like\n  start_ms: 453350\n  end_ms: 454681\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 453350\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 453468\n  - text: 'lady '\n    start_ms: 453586\n  - text: 'at '\n    start_ms: 453868\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 453985\n  - text: 'window''s '\n    start_ms: 454087\n  - text: like\n    start_ms: 454430\n- text: '\"Well, well, well, that''ll be five eighty-two.\"'\n  start_ms: 454770\n  end_ms: 459072\n  words:\n  - text: '\"Well, '\n    start_ms: 455322\n  - text: 'well, '\n    start_ms: 455870\n  - text: 'well, '\n    start_ms: 456365\n  - text: 'that''ll '\n    start_ms: 457186\n  - text: 'be '\n    start_ms: 457467\n  - text: 'five '\n    start_ms: 457753\n  - text: eighty-\n    start_ms: 458132\n  - text: two.\"\n    start_ms: 458582\n- text: I turn around to my wife, and say\n  start_ms: 459620\n  end_ms: 461710\n  words:\n  - 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text: 'take '\n    start_ms: 480535\n  - text: 'credit '\n    start_ms: 480777\n  - text: 'cards '\n    start_ms: 481076\n  - text: here.\"\n    start_ms: 481417\n- text: I took back the card and said\n  start_ms: 482170\n  end_ms: 483808\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 482170\n  - text: 'took '\n    start_ms: 482282\n  - text: 'back '\n    start_ms: 482589\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 482848\n  - text: 'card '\n    start_ms: 482997\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 483405\n  - text: said\n    start_ms: 483613\n- text: '\"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"'\n  start_ms: 483820\n  end_ms: 486202\n  words:\n  - text: '\"Gee, '\n    start_ms: 483893\n  - text: 'really? '\n    start_ms: 484162\n  - text: 'Well, '\n    start_ms: 484592\n  - text: 'that '\n    start_ms: 484858\n  - text: sucks.\"\n    start_ms: 485241\n- text: And that's when I found out\n  start_ms: 486730\n  end_ms: 488283\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 486730\n  - text: 'that''s '\n    start_ms: 486966\n  - text: 'when '\n    start_ms: 487243\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 487590\n  - text: 'found '\n    start_ms: 487748\n  - text: out\n    start_ms: 488126\n- text: My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n  start_ms: 488330\n  end_ms: 490671\n  words:\n  - text: 'My '\n    start_ms: 488330\n  - text: 'wife '\n    start_ms: 488555\n  - text: 'was '\n    start_ms: 488731\n  - text: 'only '\n    start_ms: 488890\n  - text: 'carryin'' '\n    start_ms: 489112\n  - text: 'three '\n    start_ms: 489652\n  - text: bucks\n    start_ms: 490277\n- text: I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n  start_ms: 491480\n  end_ms: 495659\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 491480\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 491572\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 491877\n  - text: 'thought '\n    start_ms: 492139\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 492518\n  - text: 'were '\n    start_ms: 492753\n  - text: 'gonna '\n    start_ms: 493032\n  - text: 'hit '\n    start_ms: 493553\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 493876\n  - text: 'ATM '\n    start_ms: 494210\n  - text: today\"\n    start_ms: 494990\n- text: She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n  start_ms: 495950\n  end_ms: 499818\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 495950\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 496120\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 496493\n  - text: 'never '\n    start_ms: 496646\n  - text: 'got '\n    start_ms: 496913\n  - text: 'around '\n    start_ms: 497246\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 497640\n  - text: 'it, '\n    start_ms: 497825\n  - text: 'so '\n    start_ms: 498195\n  - text: 'where''s '\n    start_ms: 498295\n  - text: 'your '\n    start_ms: 498483\n  - text: 'wallet '\n    start_ms: 498647\n  - 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text: 'turned '\n    start_ms: 545217\n  - text: around\n    start_ms: 545612\n- text: To the cashier again\n  start_ms: 546680\n  end_ms: 548429\n  words:\n  - text: 'To '\n    start_ms: 546680\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 546993\n  - text: 'cashier '\n    start_ms: 547248\n  - text: again\n    start_ms: 547870\n- text: 'I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"'\n  start_ms: 549030\n  end_ms: 552797\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 549030\n  - text: 'shrugged '\n    start_ms: 549124\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 549523\n  - text: 'said: '\n    start_ms: 549723\n  - text: '\"Okay, '\n    start_ms: 550082\n  - text: 'forget '\n    start_ms: 551282\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 551551\n  - text: 'chicken '\n    start_ms: 551682\n  - text: 'sandwich '\n    start_ms: 551962\n  - text: then\"\n    start_ms: 552429\n- text: So I pick up my change\n  start_ms: 553290\n  end_ms: 554852\n  words:\n  - text: 'So '\n    start_ms: 553290\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 553522\n  - 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text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 641859\n  - text: onion!\n    start_ms: 642659\nplain: |-\n  Seven o'clock in the evening\n  Watchin something stupid on TV\n  I'm zoned out on the sofa\n  When my wife comes in the room and sees me\n  And she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\n  And I say, \"I don't know...\"\n  Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n  She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n  I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n  She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n  I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n  She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n  I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n  But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n  And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n  I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n  She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n  I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n  She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n  I hopped up and I said\n  \"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\n  She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n  I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n  She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n  I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n  She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n\n  Well, I was gonna say something\n  But my cell phone started to ring\n  Now who could be callin' me?\n  Well, I checked my caller ID\n  It was just cousin Larry\n  Callin' for the third time today\n  My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n  I said, \"Okay.\"\n  \"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\n  She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n  \"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\n  And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n  I step a little bit closer\n  Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n  She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n  I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n  And eatin' expensive food\"\n  She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n  I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n  And Burrito King would make me gassy\n  There's no doubt\"\n  She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n  I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n  Then I get an idea\n  I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n  She says, \"What?\"\n  I say, \"Guess!\"\n  She says \"What?\"\n  I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n\n  So we head out the front door\n  Open the garage door\n  Then I open the car doors\n  And we get in those car doors\n  Put my key in the ignition\n  And then I turn it sideways\n  Then we fasten our seat belts\n  As we pull out the driveway\n  Then we drive to the drive-thru\n  Heading off to the drive-thru\n  We're approaching the drive-thru\n  Getting close to the drive-thru\n  Almost there at the drive-thru\n  Now we're here at the drive-thru\n  Here in line at the drive-thru\n  Did I mention the drive-thru?\n\n  Well, here we are\n  In the drive-thru line, me and her\n  Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n  All just waiting to order\n  There's some idiot in a Volvo\n  With his brights on behind me\n  I lean out the window and scream\n  \"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\n  My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n  I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n  So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n  Now a woman on a speaker box\n  Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n  I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n  We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n  Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n  I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n  I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n  She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n  I put my head in my hands and scream\n  \"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\n  The voice on the speaker says\n  \"I don't have all day.\"\n  I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n  I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n  She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n  I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n  Plus we need curly fries\n  And don't you dare forget it!\n  And two medium root beers\n  No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n  Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n  So read me back my order\n  Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n  She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n  Two - you want a cheeseburger\n  Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n  \"Stop! Don't go no further!\n  I never ordered a large root beer\n  I said medium, not large!\"\n  Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n  I supersized you at no charge.\"\n  \"Oh.\" And that's all\n  I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n  And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n  That I really think you should know\n  You can have unlimited refills\n  For just a quarter more.\"\n  I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n  Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n  Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n  And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n  Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n  She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n  Who goes to school with me\n  I sat behind him last year\n  And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n  I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n  He used to be my plumber\n  He was prematurely bald\n  And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n  He also had bladder problems\n  And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n  And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n  That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n  And then we both were quiet\n  And things got real intense\n  Then she says, \"Next window, please\n  That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n  So we inched ahead in line\n  Movin' painfully slow\n  I got a little bored\n  So I turned on the radio\n\n  Click, turned it off\n  Because my wife was getting a headache\n  So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n  Then I looked at her\n  And she looked back at me\n  And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n  She turned away from me\n  And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n  But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n  Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, almost\n  There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n  It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n  Now we're at the pay window\n  Or whatever you call it\n  Put my hand in my pocket\n  I can't believe there's no wallet!\n\n  And the lady at the window's like\n  \"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\n  I turn around to my wife, and say\n  \"How much have you got on you?\"\n  She just rolls her eyes and says\n  \"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\n  So she reaches into her purse\n  And busts out the American Express\n  I hand it to the lady\n  And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n  We don't take credit cards here.\"\n  I took back the card and said\n  \"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\n  And that's when I found out\n  My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n  I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n  She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n  And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n  Now the lady at the window\n  Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n  And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n  I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n  We won't be long.\"\n  So I looked around inside the glove-box\n  And checked the mat beneath my feet\n  I found a nickel in an ashtray\n  And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n  Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n  The lady counts it up and says\n  \"You're still about a dollar short\"\n  And now my woman's got this weird look\n  Frozen on her face\n  She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n  And so I turned around\n  To the cashier again\n  I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\n  So I pick up my change\n  Pick up my receipt\n  And I drive to the pickup window\n  Man, I just can't wait to eat\n  And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n  Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n  \"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\n  And he hands me a paper bag\n  I look him in the eyes\n  And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n  Well, he looks at me\n  And I look at him\n  And he looks at me\n  And I look at him\n  And he looks it me\n  And I look at him\n  And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n  What did you want again?\"\n  I say \"Ketchup!\"\n  And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n  I just spaced out there for a second\n  I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n  And then he hands me the ketchup\n  And now we're finally drivin' away\n  And the food is drivin' me mad\n  With its intoxicating bouquet\n  I'm starvin' to death\n  By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n  I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n  I just gotta have a bite!\"\n  So she reaches in the bag\n  And pulls out the burger\n  And she hands me the burger\n  And I pick up the burger\n  And then I unwrap the paper\n  I bite into those buns\n  And I just can't believe it\n  They forgot the onion!\n"},{"id":18789047,"name":"Trapped In The Drive - Thru","trackName":"Trapped In The Drive - Thru","artistName":"«Weird Al» Yankovic","albumName":"The Essential «Weird Al» Yankovic [CD 2]","duration":651.023673,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Seven o'clock in the evening\nWatchin something stupid on TV\nI'm zoned out on the sofa\nWhen my wife comes in the room and sees me\nAnd she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\nAnd I say, \"I don't know...\"\nSay, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\nShe says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\nI said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\nShe said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\nI said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\nShe said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\nI said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\nBut first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\nAnd she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\nI said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\nShe said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\nI said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\nShe said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\nI hopped up and I said\n\"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\nShe's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\nI'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\nShe's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\nI'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\nShe's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n\nWell, I was gonna say something\nBut my cell phone started to ring\nNow who could be callin' me?\nWell, I checked my caller ID\nIt was just cousin Larry\nCallin' for the third time today\nMy wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\nI said, \"Okay.\"\n\"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\nShe said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n\"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\nAnd then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\nI step a little bit closer\nSay, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\nShe says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\nI don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\nAnd eatin' expensive food\"\nShe's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\nI say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\nAnd Burrito King would make me gassy\nThere's no doubt\"\nShe says, \"Just forget about it\"\nI said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\nThen I get an idea\nI say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\nShe says, \"What?\"\nI say, \"Guess!\"\nShe says \"What?\"\nI say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n\nSo we head out the front door\nOpen the garage door\nThen I open the car doors\nAnd we get in those car doors\nPut my key in the ignition\nAnd then I turn it sideways\nThen we fasten our seat belts\nAs we pull out the driveway\nThen we drive to the drive-thru\nHeading off to the drive-thru\nWe're approaching the drive-thru\nGetting close to the drive-thru\nAlmost there at the drive-thru\nNow we're here at the drive-thru\nHere in line at the drive-thru\nDid I mention the drive-thru?\n\nWell, here we are\nIn the drive-thru line, me and her\nCars in front of us, cars in back of us\nAll just waiting to order\nThere's some idiot in a Volvo\nWith his brights on behind me\nI lean out the window and scream\n\"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\nMy wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\nI said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\nSo I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\nNow a woman on a speaker box\nIs sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\nI said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\nWe'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\nThen my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\nI think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\nI said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\nShe says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\nI put my head in my hands and scream\n\"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\nThe voice on the speaker says\n\"I don't have all day.\"\nI said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\nI wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\nShe's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\nI'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\nPlus we need curly fries\nAnd don't you dare forget it!\nAnd two medium root beers\nNo, just one, we'll split it.\"\nThen I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\nSo read me back my order\nLet's make sure you got it right.\"\nShe says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\nTwo - you want a cheeseburger\nThree - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n\"Stop! Don't go no further!\nI never ordered a large root beer\nI said medium, not large!\"\nThen she says, \"We're havin' a special\nI supersized you at no charge.\"\n\"Oh.\" And that's all\nI could say, was \"Oh.\"\nAnd she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\nThat I really think you should know\nYou can have unlimited refills\nFor just a quarter more.\"\nI say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\nThen she says, \"Wait a minute\nYour voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\nAnd my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\nNow tell me, who's this Paul?\"\nShe says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\nWho goes to school with me\nI sat behind him last year\nAnd I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\nI said, \"I know a guy named Paul\nHe used to be my plumber\nHe was prematurely bald\nAnd he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\nHe also had bladder problems\nAnd a really bad infection on his toe.\"\nAnd she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\nThat's way more than I needed to know!\"\nAnd then we both were quiet\nAnd things got real intense\nThen she says, \"Next window, please\nThat'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\nSo we inched ahead in line\nMovin' painfully slow\nI got a little bored\nSo I turned on the radio\n\nClick, turned it off\nBecause my wife was getting a headache\nSo we both just sat there quietly for her sake\nThen I looked at her\nAnd she looked back at me\nAnd I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\nShe turned away from me\nAnd then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\nBut hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\nThen she said, \"How about now?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, almost\nThere's still a little bit there, but don't worry\nIt's probably just a piece of toast.\"\nNow we're at the pay window\nOr whatever you call it\nPut my hand in my pocket\nI can't believe there's no wallet!\n\nAnd the lady at the window's like\n\"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\nI turn around to my wife, and say\n\"How much have you got on you?\"\nShe just rolls her eyes and says\n\"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\nSo she reaches into her purse\nAnd busts out the American Express\nI hand it to the lady\nAnd she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\nWe don't take credit cards here.\"\nI took back the card and said\n\"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\nAnd that's when I found out\nMy wife was only carryin' three bucks\nI said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\nShe says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\nAnd I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\nNow the lady at the window\nIs lookin' at me kind of strange\nAnd she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\nI said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\nWe won't be long.\"\nSo I looked around inside the glove-box\nAnd checked the mat beneath my feet\nI found a nickel in an ashtray\nAnd a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\nBefore long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\nThe lady counts it up and says\n\"You're still about a dollar short\"\nAnd now my woman's got this weird look\nFrozen on her face\nShe screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\nAnd so I turned around\nTo the cashier again\nI shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\nSo I pick up my change\nPick up my receipt\nAnd I drive to the pickup window\nMan, I just can't wait to eat\nAnd now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\nWearin' a dorky nametag that says\n\"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\nAnd he hands me a paper bag\nI look him in the eyes\nAnd I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\nWell, he looks at me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he looks at me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he looks it me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he says, \"I'm sorry!\nWhat did you want again?\"\nI say \"Ketchup!\"\nAnd he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\nI just spaced out there for a second\nI'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\nAnd then he hands me the ketchup\nAnd now we're finally drivin' away\nAnd the food is drivin' me mad\nWith its intoxicating bouquet\nI'm starvin' to death\nBy the time we pull up at the traffic light\nI say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\nI just gotta have a bite!\"\nSo she reaches in the bag\nAnd pulls out the burger\nAnd she hands me the burger\nAnd I pick up the burger\nAnd then I unwrap the paper\nI bite into those buns\nAnd I just can't believe it\nThey forgot the onion!","syncedLyrics":"[00:21.76] Seven o'clock in the evening\n[00:23.25] Watchin something stupid on TV\n[00:25.76] I'm zoned out on the sofa\n[00:27.62] When my wife comes in the room and sees me\n[00:30.55] And she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\n[00:35.43] And I say, \"I don't know...\"\n[00:36.52] Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n[00:39.74] She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n[00:44.30] I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n[00:48.10] She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n[00:50.31] I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n[00:52.52] She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n[00:54.83] I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n[00:56.69] But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n[01:01.58] And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n[01:05.97] I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n[01:08.15] She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n[01:10.50] I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n[01:12.54] She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n[01:14.85] I hopped up and I said\n[01:16.06] \"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\n[01:18.79] She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n[01:24.38] I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n[01:26.40] She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n[01:28.29] I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n[01:29.86] She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n[01:32.94] Well, I was gonna say something\n[01:34.89] But my cell phone started to ring\n[01:37.19] Now who could be callin' me?\n[01:39.23] Well, I checked my caller ID\n[01:41.30] It was just cousin Larry\n[01:42.86] Callin' for the third time today\n[01:46.09] My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n[01:48.47] I said, \"Okay.\"\n[01:50.49] \"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\n[01:54.74] She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n[01:57.20] \"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\n[01:59.51] And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n[02:03.19] I says, \"No\"\n[02:03.61] She says, \"Yes\"\n[02:04.32] I says, \"No\"\n[02:04.80] She says, \"Yes\"\n[02:05.43] I says, \"No\"\n[02:05.95] She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n[02:08.30] I step a little bit closer\n[02:10.42] Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n[02:12.62] She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n[02:14.75] I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n[02:17.12] I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n[02:19.46] And eatin' expensive food\"\n[02:21.50] She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n[02:23.00] I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n[02:25.85] And Burrito King would make me gassy\n[02:28.48] There's no doubt\"\n[02:30.50] She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n[02:32.25] I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n[02:34.95] Then I get an idea\n[02:37.15] I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n[02:38.75] She says, \"What?\"\n[02:39.34] I say, \"Guess!\"\n[02:39.88] She says \"What?\"\n[02:40.54] I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n[02:43.61] So we head out the front door\n[02:46.17] Open the garage door\n[02:48.22] Then I open the car doors\n[02:50.42] And we get in those car doors\n[02:52.44] Put my key in the ignition\n[02:54.86] And then I turn it sideways\n[02:57.07] Then we fasten our seat belts\n[02:59.29] As we pull out the driveway\n[03:01.58] Then we drive to the drive-thru\n[03:03.72] Heading off to the drive-thru\n[03:06.02] We're approaching the drive-thru\n[03:08.28] Getting close to the drive-thru\n[03:10.38] Almost there at the drive-thru\n[03:12.60] Now we're here at the drive-thru\n[03:14.80] Here in line at the drive-thru\n[03:17.06] Did I mention the drive-thru?\n[03:19.31] \n[03:22.16] \n[03:27.73] Well, here we are\n[03:29.46] In the drive-thru line, me and her\n[03:32.42] Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n[03:34.65] All just waiting to order\n[03:36.55] There's some idiot in a Volvo\n[03:38.88] With his brights on behind me\n[03:41.07] I lean out the window and scream\n[03:42.76] \"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\n[03:45.97] My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n[03:50.46] I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n[03:52.62] So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n[03:54.91] Now a woman on a speaker box\n[03:56.85] Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n[03:58.94] I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n[04:00.98] We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n[04:03.55] Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n[04:08.29] I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n[04:12.62] I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n[04:14.78] She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n[04:17.03] I put my head in my hands and scream\n[04:19.28] \"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\n[04:21.65] The voice on the speaker says\n[04:23.83] \"I don't have all day.\"\n[04:25.97] I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n[04:30.37] I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n[04:34.75] She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n[04:36.66] I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n[04:39.36] Plus we need curly fries\n[04:41.65] And don't you dare forget it!\n[04:43.86] And two medium root beers\n[04:46.02] No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n[04:48.39] Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n[04:52.54] So read me back my order\n[04:54.55] Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n[04:56.44] She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n[04:59.18] Two - you want a cheeseburger\n[05:01.23] Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n[05:04.02] \"Stop! Don't go no further!\n[05:05.74] I never ordered a large root beer\n[05:07.61] I said medium, not large!\"\n[05:10.58] Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n[05:12.57] I supersized you at no charge.\"\n[05:15.22] \"Oh.\" And that's all\n[05:17.23] I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n[05:18.52] And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n[05:21.02] That I really think you should know\n[05:23.30] You can have unlimited refills\n[05:25.51] For just a quarter more.\"\n[05:27.63] I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n[05:32.37] Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n[05:34.55] Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n[05:37.62] And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n[05:40.02] Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n[05:42.08] She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n[05:44.29] Who goes to school with me\n[05:46.60] I sat behind him last year\n[05:47.93] And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n[05:50.96] I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n[05:53.46] He used to be my plumber\n[05:55.49] He was prematurely bald\n[05:57.72] And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n[05:59.98] He also had bladder problems\n[06:01.88] And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n[06:04.26] And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n[06:06.43] That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n[06:08.83] And then we both were quiet\n[06:11.04] And things got real intense\n[06:13.27] Then she says, \"Next window, please\n[06:14.95] That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n[06:17.69] So we inched ahead in line\n[06:19.68] Movin' painfully slow\n[06:21.63] I got a little bored\n[06:23.26] So I turned on the radio\n[06:27.33] \n[06:42.00] Click, turned it off\n[06:43.47] Because my wife was getting a headache\n[06:47.28] So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n[06:51.71] Then I looked at her\n[06:53.97] And she looked back at me\n[06:55.80] And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n[07:00.25] She turned away from me\n[07:01.94] And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n[07:05.05] I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n[07:07.57] But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n[07:09.47] Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n[07:12.24] I said, \"Yeah, almost\n[07:13.87] There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n[07:15.87] It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n[07:17.88] Now we're at the pay window\n[07:20.03] Or whatever you call it\n[07:22.23] Put my hand in my pocket\n[07:24.28] I can't believe there's no wallet!\n[07:28.97] \n[07:33.56] And the lady at the window's like\n[07:35.42] \"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\n[07:39.77] I turn around to my wife, and say\n[07:42.02] \"How much have you got on you?\"\n[07:44.16] She just rolls her eyes and says\n[07:46.20] \"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\n[07:48.97] So she reaches into her purse\n[07:50.73] And busts out the American Express\n[07:53.46] I hand it to the lady\n[07:55.76] And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n[08:00.11] We don't take credit cards here.\"\n[08:02.29] I took back the card and said\n[08:03.93] \"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\n[08:06.82] And that's when I found out\n[08:08.47] My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n[08:11.62] I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n[08:16.03] She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n[08:20.04] And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n[08:24.53] Now the lady at the window\n[08:25.89] Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n[08:29.09] And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n[08:33.59] I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n[08:36.36] We won't be long.\"\n[08:37.86] So I looked around inside the glove-box\n[08:40.04] And checked the mat beneath my feet\n[08:42.24] I found a nickel in an ashtray\n[08:43.84] And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n[08:46.62] Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n[08:51.17] The lady counts it up and says\n[08:53.48] \"You're still about a dollar short\"\n[08:55.60] And now my woman's got this weird look\n[08:57.54] Frozen on her face\n[08:59.50] She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n[09:04.57] And so I turned around\n[09:06.87] To the cashier again\n[09:09.18] I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\n[09:13.27] So I pick up my change\n[09:15.43] Pick up my receipt\n[09:17.40] And I drive to the pickup window\n[09:19.54] Man, I just can't wait to eat\n[09:21.90] And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n[09:26.52] Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n[09:28.53] \"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\n[09:31.15] And he hands me a paper bag\n[09:33.44] I look him in the eyes\n[09:35.71] And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n[09:40.56] Well, he looks at me\n[09:42.88] And I look at him\n[09:45.07] And he looks at me\n[09:47.29] And I look at him\n[09:49.57] And he looks it me\n[09:51.65] And I look at him\n[09:53.69] And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n[09:55.94] What did you want again?\"\n[09:58.22] I say \"Ketchup!\"\n[09:59.62] And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n[10:02.39] I just spaced out there for a second\n[10:04.57] I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n[10:07.24] And then he hands me the ketchup\n[10:09.46] And now we're finally drivin' away\n[10:11.75] And the food is drivin' me mad\n[10:13.64] With its intoxicating bouquet\n[10:16.30] I'm starvin' to death\n[10:17.26] By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n[10:20.52] I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n[10:22.97] I just gotta have a bite!\"\n[10:25.04] So she reaches in the bag\n[10:27.38] And pulls out the burger\n[10:29.61] And she hands me the burger\n[10:31.74] And I pick up the burger\n[10:33.92] And then I unwrap the paper\n[10:36.51] I bite into those buns\n[10:38.76] And I just can't believe it\n[10:41.06] They forgot the onion!\n[10:43.75] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Trapped In The Drive - Thru\n  artist: «Weird Al» Yankovic\n  album: The Essential «Weird Al» Yankovic [CD 2]\n  duration_ms: 651024\n  instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Seven o'clock in the evening\n  start_ms: 21760\n  end_ms: 23250\n- text: Watchin something stupid on TV\n  start_ms: 23250\n  end_ms: 25760\n- text: I'm zoned out on the sofa\n  start_ms: 25760\n  end_ms: 27620\n- text: When my wife comes in the room and sees me\n  start_ms: 27620\n  end_ms: 30550\n- text: And she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\n  start_ms: 30550\n  end_ms: 35430\n- text: And I say, \"I don't know...\"\n  start_ms: 35430\n  end_ms: 36520\n- text: Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n  start_ms: 36520\n  end_ms: 39740\n- text: She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n  start_ms: 39740\n  end_ms: 44300\n- text: I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n  start_ms: 44300\n  end_ms: 48100\n- text: She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n  start_ms: 48100\n  end_ms: 50310\n- text: I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n  start_ms: 50310\n  end_ms: 52520\n- text: She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n  start_ms: 52520\n  end_ms: 54830\n- text: I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n  start_ms: 54830\n  end_ms: 56690\n- text: But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n  start_ms: 56690\n  end_ms: 61580\n- text: And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n  start_ms: 61580\n  end_ms: 65970\n- text: I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n  start_ms: 65970\n  end_ms: 68150\n- text: She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n  start_ms: 68150\n  end_ms: 70500\n- text: I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n  start_ms: 70500\n  end_ms: 72540\n- text: She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n  start_ms: 72540\n  end_ms: 74850\n- text: I hopped up and I said\n  start_ms: 74850\n  end_ms: 76060\n- text: '\"I don''t know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"'\n  start_ms: 76060\n  end_ms: 78790\n- text: She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n  start_ms: 78790\n  end_ms: 84380\n- text: I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n  start_ms: 84380\n  end_ms: 86400\n- text: She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n  start_ms: 86400\n  end_ms: 88290\n- text: I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n  start_ms: 88290\n  end_ms: 89860\n- text: She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n  start_ms: 89860\n  end_ms: 92940\n- text: Well, I was gonna say something\n  start_ms: 92940\n  end_ms: 94890\n- text: But my cell phone started to ring\n  start_ms: 94890\n  end_ms: 97190\n- text: Now who could be callin' me?\n  start_ms: 97190\n  end_ms: 99230\n- text: Well, I checked my caller ID\n  start_ms: 99230\n  end_ms: 101300\n- text: It was just cousin Larry\n  start_ms: 101300\n  end_ms: 102860\n- text: Callin' for the third time today\n  start_ms: 102860\n  end_ms: 106090\n- text: My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n  start_ms: 106090\n  end_ms: 108470\n- text: I said, \"Okay.\"\n  start_ms: 108470\n  end_ms: 110490\n- text: '\"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"'\n  start_ms: 110490\n  end_ms: 114740\n- text: She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n  start_ms: 114740\n  end_ms: 117200\n- text: '\"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don''t you?\"'\n  start_ms: 117200\n  end_ms: 119510\n- text: And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n  start_ms: 119510\n  end_ms: 123190\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 123190\n  end_ms: 123610\n- text: She says, \"Yes\"\n  start_ms: 123610\n  end_ms: 124320\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 124320\n  end_ms: 124800\n- text: She says, \"Yes\"\n  start_ms: 124800\n  end_ms: 125430\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 125430\n  end_ms: 125950\n- text: She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n  start_ms: 125950\n  end_ms: 128300\n- text: I step a little bit closer\n  start_ms: 128300\n  end_ms: 130420\n- text: Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n  start_ms: 130420\n  end_ms: 132620\n- text: She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n  start_ms: 132620\n  end_ms: 134750\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n  start_ms: 134750\n  end_ms: 137120\n- text: I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n  start_ms: 137120\n  end_ms: 139460\n- text: And eatin' expensive food\"\n  start_ms: 139460\n  end_ms: 141500\n- text: She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n  start_ms: 141500\n  end_ms: 143000\n- text: I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n  start_ms: 143000\n  end_ms: 145850\n- text: And Burrito King would make me gassy\n  start_ms: 145850\n  end_ms: 148480\n- text: There's no doubt\"\n  start_ms: 148480\n  end_ms: 150500\n- text: She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n  start_ms: 150500\n  end_ms: 152250\n- text: I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n  start_ms: 152250\n  end_ms: 154950\n- text: Then I get an idea\n  start_ms: 154950\n  end_ms: 157150\n- text: I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n  start_ms: 157150\n  end_ms: 158750\n- text: She says, \"What?\"\n  start_ms: 158750\n  end_ms: 159340\n- text: I say, \"Guess!\"\n  start_ms: 159340\n  end_ms: 159880\n- text: She says \"What?\"\n  start_ms: 159880\n  end_ms: 160540\n- text: I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n  start_ms: 160540\n  end_ms: 163610\n- text: So we head out the front door\n  start_ms: 163610\n  end_ms: 166170\n- text: Open the garage door\n  start_ms: 166170\n  end_ms: 168220\n- text: Then I open the car doors\n  start_ms: 168220\n  end_ms: 170420\n- text: And we get in those car doors\n  start_ms: 170420\n  end_ms: 172440\n- text: Put my key in the ignition\n  start_ms: 172440\n  end_ms: 174860\n- text: And then I turn it sideways\n  start_ms: 174860\n  end_ms: 177070\n- text: Then we fasten our seat belts\n  start_ms: 177070\n  end_ms: 179290\n- text: As we pull out the driveway\n  start_ms: 179290\n  end_ms: 181580\n- text: Then we drive to the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 181580\n  end_ms: 183720\n- text: Heading off to the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 183720\n  end_ms: 186020\n- text: We're approaching the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 186020\n  end_ms: 188280\n- text: Getting close to the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 188280\n  end_ms: 190380\n- text: Almost there at the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 190380\n  end_ms: 192600\n- text: Now we're here at the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 192600\n  end_ms: 194800\n- text: Here in line at the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 194800\n  end_ms: 197060\n- text: Did I mention the drive-thru?\n  start_ms: 197060\n  end_ms: 199310\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 199310\n  end_ms: 202160\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 202160\n  end_ms: 207730\n- text: Well, here we are\n  start_ms: 207730\n  end_ms: 209460\n- text: In the drive-thru line, me and her\n  start_ms: 209460\n  end_ms: 212420\n- text: Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n  start_ms: 212420\n  end_ms: 214650\n- text: All just waiting to order\n  start_ms: 214650\n  end_ms: 216550\n- text: There's some idiot in a Volvo\n  start_ms: 216550\n  end_ms: 218880\n- text: With his brights on behind me\n  start_ms: 218880\n  end_ms: 221070\n- text: I lean out the window and scream\n  start_ms: 221070\n  end_ms: 222760\n- text: '\"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"'\n  start_ms: 222760\n  end_ms: 225970\n- text: My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n  start_ms: 225970\n  end_ms: 230460\n- text: I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n  start_ms: 230460\n  end_ms: 232620\n- text: So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n  start_ms: 232620\n  end_ms: 234910\n- text: Now a woman on a speaker box\n  start_ms: 234910\n  end_ms: 236850\n- text: Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n  start_ms: 236850\n  end_ms: 238940\n- text: I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n  start_ms: 238940\n  end_ms: 240980\n- text: We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n  start_ms: 240980\n  end_ms: 243550\n- text: Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n  start_ms: 243550\n  end_ms: 248290\n- text: I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n  start_ms: 248290\n  end_ms: 252620\n- text: I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n  start_ms: 252620\n  end_ms: 254780\n- text: She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n  start_ms: 254780\n  end_ms: 257030\n- text: I put my head in my hands and scream\n  start_ms: 257030\n  end_ms: 259280\n- text: '\"I don''t know who you are anymore!\"'\n  start_ms: 259280\n  end_ms: 261650\n- text: The voice on the speaker says\n  start_ms: 261650\n  end_ms: 263830\n- text: '\"I don''t have all day.\"'\n  start_ms: 263830\n  end_ms: 265970\n- text: I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n  start_ms: 265970\n  end_ms: 270370\n- text: I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n  start_ms: 270370\n  end_ms: 274750\n- text: She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n  start_ms: 274750\n  end_ms: 276660\n- text: I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n  start_ms: 276660\n  end_ms: 279360\n- text: Plus we need curly fries\n  start_ms: 279360\n  end_ms: 281650\n- text: And don't you dare forget it!\n  start_ms: 281650\n  end_ms: 283860\n- text: And two medium root beers\n  start_ms: 283860\n  end_ms: 286020\n- text: No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n  start_ms: 286020\n  end_ms: 288390\n- text: Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n  start_ms: 288390\n  end_ms: 292540\n- text: So read me back my order\n  start_ms: 292540\n  end_ms: 294550\n- text: Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n  start_ms: 294550\n  end_ms: 296440\n- text: She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n  start_ms: 296440\n  end_ms: 299180\n- text: Two - you want a cheeseburger\n  start_ms: 299180\n  end_ms: 301230\n- text: Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n  start_ms: 301230\n  end_ms: 304020\n- text: '\"Stop! Don''t go no further!'\n  start_ms: 304020\n  end_ms: 305740\n- text: I never ordered a large root beer\n  start_ms: 305740\n  end_ms: 307610\n- text: I said medium, not large!\"\n  start_ms: 307610\n  end_ms: 310580\n- text: Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n  start_ms: 310580\n  end_ms: 312570\n- text: I supersized you at no charge.\"\n  start_ms: 312570\n  end_ms: 315220\n- text: '\"Oh.\" And that''s all'\n  start_ms: 315220\n  end_ms: 317230\n- text: I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n  start_ms: 317230\n  end_ms: 318520\n- text: And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n  start_ms: 318520\n  end_ms: 321020\n- text: That I really think you should know\n  start_ms: 321020\n  end_ms: 323300\n- text: You can have unlimited refills\n  start_ms: 323300\n  end_ms: 325510\n- text: For just a quarter more.\"\n  start_ms: 325510\n  end_ms: 327630\n- text: I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n  start_ms: 327630\n  end_ms: 332370\n- text: Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n  start_ms: 332370\n  end_ms: 334550\n- text: Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n  start_ms: 334550\n  end_ms: 337620\n- text: And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n  start_ms: 337620\n  end_ms: 340020\n- text: Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n  start_ms: 340020\n  end_ms: 342080\n- text: She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n  start_ms: 342080\n  end_ms: 344290\n- text: Who goes to school with me\n  start_ms: 344290\n  end_ms: 346600\n- text: I sat behind him last year\n  start_ms: 346600\n  end_ms: 347930\n- text: And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n  start_ms: 347930\n  end_ms: 350960\n- text: I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n  start_ms: 350960\n  end_ms: 353460\n- text: He used to be my plumber\n  start_ms: 353460\n  end_ms: 355490\n- text: He was prematurely bald\n  start_ms: 355490\n  end_ms: 357720\n- text: And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n  start_ms: 357720\n  end_ms: 359980\n- text: He also had bladder problems\n  start_ms: 359980\n  end_ms: 361880\n- text: And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n  start_ms: 361880\n  end_ms: 364260\n- text: And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n  start_ms: 364260\n  end_ms: 366430\n- text: That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n  start_ms: 366430\n  end_ms: 368830\n- text: And then we both were quiet\n  start_ms: 368830\n  end_ms: 371040\n- text: And things got real intense\n  start_ms: 371040\n  end_ms: 373270\n- text: Then she says, \"Next window, please\n  start_ms: 373270\n  end_ms: 374950\n- text: That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n  start_ms: 374950\n  end_ms: 377690\n- text: So we inched ahead in line\n  start_ms: 377690\n  end_ms: 379680\n- text: Movin' painfully slow\n  start_ms: 379680\n  end_ms: 381630\n- text: I got a little bored\n  start_ms: 381630\n  end_ms: 383260\n- text: So I turned on the radio\n  start_ms: 383260\n  end_ms: 387330\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 387330\n  end_ms: 402000\n- text: Click, turned it off\n  start_ms: 402000\n  end_ms: 403470\n- text: Because my wife was getting a headache\n  start_ms: 403470\n  end_ms: 407280\n- text: So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n  start_ms: 407280\n  end_ms: 411710\n- text: Then I looked at her\n  start_ms: 411710\n  end_ms: 413970\n- text: And she looked back at me\n  start_ms: 413970\n  end_ms: 415800\n- text: And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n  start_ms: 415800\n  end_ms: 420250\n- text: She turned away from me\n  start_ms: 420250\n  end_ms: 421940\n- text: And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n  start_ms: 421940\n  end_ms: 425050\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n  start_ms: 425050\n  end_ms: 427570\n- text: But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n  start_ms: 427570\n  end_ms: 429470\n- text: Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n  start_ms: 429470\n  end_ms: 432240\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, almost\n  start_ms: 432240\n  end_ms: 433870\n- text: There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n  start_ms: 433870\n  end_ms: 435870\n- text: It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n  start_ms: 435870\n  end_ms: 437880\n- text: Now we're at the pay window\n  start_ms: 437880\n  end_ms: 440030\n- text: Or whatever you call it\n  start_ms: 440030\n  end_ms: 442230\n- text: Put my hand in my pocket\n  start_ms: 442230\n  end_ms: 444280\n- text: I can't believe there's no wallet!\n  start_ms: 444280\n  end_ms: 448970\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 448970\n  end_ms: 453560\n- text: And the lady at the window's like\n  start_ms: 453560\n  end_ms: 455420\n- text: '\"Well, well, well, that''ll be five eighty-two.\"'\n  start_ms: 455420\n  end_ms: 459770\n- text: I turn around to my wife, and say\n  start_ms: 459770\n  end_ms: 462020\n- text: '\"How much have you got on you?\"'\n  start_ms: 462020\n  end_ms: 464160\n- text: She just rolls her eyes and says\n  start_ms: 464160\n  end_ms: 466200\n- text: '\"I''ll pay for this, I guess\"'\n  start_ms: 466200\n  end_ms: 468970\n- text: So she reaches into her purse\n  start_ms: 468970\n  end_ms: 470730\n- text: And busts out the American Express\n  start_ms: 470730\n  end_ms: 473460\n- text: I hand it to the lady\n  start_ms: 473460\n  end_ms: 475760\n- text: And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n  start_ms: 475760\n  end_ms: 480110\n- text: We don't take credit cards here.\"\n  start_ms: 480110\n  end_ms: 482290\n- text: I took back the card and said\n  start_ms: 482290\n  end_ms: 483930\n- text: '\"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"'\n  start_ms: 483930\n  end_ms: 486820\n- text: And that's when I found out\n  start_ms: 486820\n  end_ms: 488470\n- text: My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n  start_ms: 488470\n  end_ms: 491620\n- text: I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n  start_ms: 491620\n  end_ms: 496030\n- text: She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n  start_ms: 496030\n  end_ms: 500040\n- text: And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n  start_ms: 500040\n  end_ms: 504530\n- text: Now the lady at the window\n  start_ms: 504530\n  end_ms: 505890\n- text: Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n  start_ms: 505890\n  end_ms: 509090\n- text: And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n  start_ms: 509090\n  end_ms: 513590\n- text: I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n  start_ms: 513590\n  end_ms: 516360\n- text: We won't be long.\"\n  start_ms: 516360\n  end_ms: 517860\n- text: So I looked around inside the glove-box\n  start_ms: 517860\n  end_ms: 520040\n- text: And checked the mat beneath my feet\n  start_ms: 520040\n  end_ms: 522240\n- text: I found a nickel in an ashtray\n  start_ms: 522240\n  end_ms: 523840\n- text: And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n  start_ms: 523840\n  end_ms: 526620\n- text: Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n  start_ms: 526620\n  end_ms: 531170\n- text: The lady counts it up and says\n  start_ms: 531170\n  end_ms: 533480\n- text: '\"You''re still about a dollar short\"'\n  start_ms: 533480\n  end_ms: 535600\n- text: And now my woman's got this weird look\n  start_ms: 535600\n  end_ms: 537540\n- text: Frozen on her face\n  start_ms: 537540\n  end_ms: 539500\n- text: She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n  start_ms: 539500\n  end_ms: 544570\n- text: And so I turned around\n  start_ms: 544570\n  end_ms: 546870\n- text: To the cashier again\n  start_ms: 546870\n  end_ms: 549180\n- text: 'I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"'\n  start_ms: 549180\n  end_ms: 553270\n- text: So I pick up my change\n  start_ms: 553270\n  end_ms: 555430\n- text: Pick up my receipt\n  start_ms: 555430\n  end_ms: 557400\n- text: And I drive to the pickup window\n  start_ms: 557400\n  end_ms: 559540\n- text: Man, I just can't wait to eat\n  start_ms: 559540\n  end_ms: 561900\n- text: And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n  start_ms: 561900\n  end_ms: 566520\n- text: Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n  start_ms: 566520\n  end_ms: 568530\n- text: '\"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"'\n  start_ms: 568530\n  end_ms: 571150\n- text: And he hands me a paper bag\n  start_ms: 571150\n  end_ms: 573440\n- text: I look him in the eyes\n  start_ms: 573440\n  end_ms: 575710\n- text: And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n  start_ms: 575710\n  end_ms: 580560\n- text: Well, he looks at me\n  start_ms: 580560\n  end_ms: 582880\n- text: And I look at him\n  start_ms: 582880\n  end_ms: 585070\n- text: And he looks at me\n  start_ms: 585070\n  end_ms: 587290\n- text: And I look at him\n  start_ms: 587290\n  end_ms: 589570\n- text: And he looks it me\n  start_ms: 589570\n  end_ms: 591650\n- text: And I look at him\n  start_ms: 591650\n  end_ms: 593690\n- text: And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n  start_ms: 593690\n  end_ms: 595940\n- text: What did you want again?\"\n  start_ms: 595940\n  end_ms: 598220\n- text: I say \"Ketchup!\"\n  start_ms: 598220\n  end_ms: 599620\n- text: And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n  start_ms: 599620\n  end_ms: 602390\n- text: I just spaced out there for a second\n  start_ms: 602390\n  end_ms: 604570\n- text: I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n  start_ms: 604570\n  end_ms: 607240\n- text: And then he hands me the ketchup\n  start_ms: 607240\n  end_ms: 609460\n- text: And now we're finally drivin' away\n  start_ms: 609460\n  end_ms: 611750\n- text: And the food is drivin' me mad\n  start_ms: 611750\n  end_ms: 613640\n- text: With its intoxicating bouquet\n  start_ms: 613640\n  end_ms: 616300\n- text: I'm starvin' to death\n  start_ms: 616300\n  end_ms: 617260\n- text: By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n  start_ms: 617260\n  end_ms: 620520\n- text: I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n  start_ms: 620520\n  end_ms: 622970\n- text: I just gotta have a bite!\"\n  start_ms: 622970\n  end_ms: 625040\n- text: So she reaches in the bag\n  start_ms: 625040\n  end_ms: 627380\n- text: And pulls out the burger\n  start_ms: 627380\n  end_ms: 629610\n- text: And she hands me the burger\n  start_ms: 629610\n  end_ms: 631740\n- text: And I pick up the burger\n  start_ms: 631740\n  end_ms: 633920\n- text: And then I unwrap the paper\n  start_ms: 633920\n  end_ms: 636510\n- text: I bite into those buns\n  start_ms: 636510\n  end_ms: 638760\n- text: And I just can't believe it\n  start_ms: 638760\n  end_ms: 641060\n- text: They forgot the onion!\n  start_ms: 641060\n  end_ms: 643750\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 643750\nplain: |-\n  Seven o'clock in the evening\n  Watchin something stupid on TV\n  I'm zoned out on the sofa\n  When my wife comes in the room and sees me\n  And she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\n  And I say, \"I don't know...\"\n  Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n  She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n  I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n  She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n  I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n  She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n  I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n  But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n  And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n  I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n  She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n  I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n  She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n  I hopped up and I said\n  \"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\n  She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n  I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n  She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n  I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n  She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n\n  Well, I was gonna say something\n  But my cell phone started to ring\n  Now who could be callin' me?\n  Well, I checked my caller ID\n  It was just cousin Larry\n  Callin' for the third time today\n  My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n  I said, \"Okay.\"\n  \"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\n  She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n  \"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\n  And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n  I step a little bit closer\n  Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n  She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n  I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n  And eatin' expensive food\"\n  She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n  I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n  And Burrito King would make me gassy\n  There's no doubt\"\n  She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n  I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n  Then I get an idea\n  I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n  She says, \"What?\"\n  I say, \"Guess!\"\n  She says \"What?\"\n  I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n\n  So we head out the front door\n  Open the garage door\n  Then I open the car doors\n  And we get in those car doors\n  Put my key in the ignition\n  And then I turn it sideways\n  Then we fasten our seat belts\n  As we pull out the driveway\n  Then we drive to the drive-thru\n  Heading off to the drive-thru\n  We're approaching the drive-thru\n  Getting close to the drive-thru\n  Almost there at the drive-thru\n  Now we're here at the drive-thru\n  Here in line at the drive-thru\n  Did I mention the drive-thru?\n\n  Well, here we are\n  In the drive-thru line, me and her\n  Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n  All just waiting to order\n  There's some idiot in a Volvo\n  With his brights on behind me\n  I lean out the window and scream\n  \"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\n  My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n  I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n  So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n  Now a woman on a speaker box\n  Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n  I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n  We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n  Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n  I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n  I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n  She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n  I put my head in my hands and scream\n  \"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\n  The voice on the speaker says\n  \"I don't have all day.\"\n  I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n  I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n  She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n  I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n  Plus we need curly fries\n  And don't you dare forget it!\n  And two medium root beers\n  No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n  Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n  So read me back my order\n  Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n  She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n  Two - you want a cheeseburger\n  Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n  \"Stop! Don't go no further!\n  I never ordered a large root beer\n  I said medium, not large!\"\n  Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n  I supersized you at no charge.\"\n  \"Oh.\" And that's all\n  I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n  And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n  That I really think you should know\n  You can have unlimited refills\n  For just a quarter more.\"\n  I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n  Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n  Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n  And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n  Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n  She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n  Who goes to school with me\n  I sat behind him last year\n  And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n  I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n  He used to be my plumber\n  He was prematurely bald\n  And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n  He also had bladder problems\n  And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n  And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n  That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n  And then we both were quiet\n  And things got real intense\n  Then she says, \"Next window, please\n  That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n  So we inched ahead in line\n  Movin' painfully slow\n  I got a little bored\n  So I turned on the radio\n\n  Click, turned it off\n  Because my wife was getting a headache\n  So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n  Then I looked at her\n  And she looked back at me\n  And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n  She turned away from me\n  And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n  But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n  Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, almost\n  There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n  It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n  Now we're at the pay window\n  Or whatever you call it\n  Put my hand in my pocket\n  I can't believe there's no wallet!\n\n  And the lady at the window's like\n  \"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\n  I turn around to my wife, and say\n  \"How much have you got on you?\"\n  She just rolls her eyes and says\n  \"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\n  So she reaches into her purse\n  And busts out the American Express\n  I hand it to the lady\n  And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n  We don't take credit cards here.\"\n  I took back the card and said\n  \"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\n  And that's when I found out\n  My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n  I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n  She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n  And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n  Now the lady at the window\n  Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n  And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n  I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n  We won't be long.\"\n  So I looked around inside the glove-box\n  And checked the mat beneath my feet\n  I found a nickel in an ashtray\n  And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n  Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n  The lady counts it up and says\n  \"You're still about a dollar short\"\n  And now my woman's got this weird look\n  Frozen on her face\n  She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n  And so I turned around\n  To the cashier again\n  I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\n  So I pick up my change\n  Pick up my receipt\n  And I drive to the pickup window\n  Man, I just can't wait to eat\n  And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n  Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n  \"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\n  And he hands me a paper bag\n  I look him in the eyes\n  And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n  Well, he looks at me\n  And I look at him\n  And he looks at me\n  And I look at him\n  And he looks it me\n  And I look at him\n  And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n  What did you want again?\"\n  I say \"Ketchup!\"\n  And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n  I just spaced out there for a second\n  I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n  And then he hands me the ketchup\n  And now we're finally drivin' away\n  And the food is drivin' me mad\n  With its intoxicating bouquet\n  I'm starvin' to death\n  By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n  I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n  I just gotta have a bite!\"\n  So she reaches in the bag\n  And pulls out the burger\n  And she hands me the burger\n  And I pick up the burger\n  And then I unwrap the paper\n  I bite into those buns\n  And I just can't believe it\n  They forgot the onion!\n"},{"id":11643967,"name":"Trapped In The Drive-Thru","trackName":"Trapped In The Drive-Thru","artistName":"\"Weird Al\" Yankovic","albumName":"The Essential \"Weird Al\" Yankovic 3.0","duration":650.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":true,"plainLyrics":"Seven o'clock in the evening\nWatchin something stupid on TV\nI'm zoned out on the sofa\nWhen my wife comes in the room and sees me\nAnd she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\nAnd I say, \"I don't know...\"\nSay, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\nShe says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\nI said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\nShe said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\nI said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\nShe said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\nI said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\nBut first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\nAnd she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\nI said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\nShe said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\nI said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\nShe said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\nI hopped up and I said\n\"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\nShe's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\nI'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\nShe's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\nI'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\nShe's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n\nWell, I was gonna say something\nBut my cell phone started to ring\nNow who could be callin' me?\nWell, I checked my caller ID\nIt was just cousin Larry\nCallin' for the third time today\nMy wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\nI said, \"Okay.\"\n\"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\nShe said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n\"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\nAnd then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\nI step a little bit closer\nSay, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\nShe says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\nI don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\nAnd eatin' expensive food\"\nShe's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\nI say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\nAnd Burrito King would make me gassy\nThere's no doubt\"\nShe says, \"Just forget about it\"\nI said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\nThen I get an idea\nI say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\nShe says, \"What?\"\nI say, \"Guess!\"\nShe says \"What?\"\nI say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n\nSo we head out the front door\nOpen the garage door\nThen I open the car doors\nAnd we get in those car doors\nPut my key in the ignition\nAnd then I turn it sideways\nThen we fasten our seat belts\nAs we pull out the driveway\nThen we drive to the drive-thru\nHeading off to the drive-thru\nWe're approaching the drive-thru\nGetting close to the drive-thru\nAlmost there at the drive-thru\nNow we're here at the drive-thru\nHere in line at the drive-thru\nDid I mention the drive-thru?\n\nWell, here we are\nIn the drive-thru line, me and her\nCars in front of us, cars in back of us\nAll just waiting to order\nThere's some idiot in a Volvo\nWith his brights on behind me\nI lean out the window and scream\n\"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\nMy wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\nI said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\nSo I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\nNow a woman on a speaker box\nIs sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\nI said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\nWe'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\nThen my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\nI think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\nI said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\nShe says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\nI put my head in my hands and scream\n\"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\nThe voice on the speaker says\n\"I don't have all day.\"\nI said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\nI wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\nShe's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\nI'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\nPlus we need curly fries\nAnd don't you dare forget it!\nAnd two medium root beers\nNo, just one, we'll split it.\"\nThen I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\nSo read me back my order\nLet's make sure you got it right.\"\nShe says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\nTwo - you want a cheeseburger\nThree - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n\"Stop! Don't go no further!\nI never ordered a large root beer\nI said medium, not large!\"\nThen she says, \"We're havin' a special\nI supersized you at no charge.\"\n\"Oh.\" And that's all\nI could say, was \"Oh.\"\nAnd she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\nThat I really think you should know\nYou can have unlimited refills\nFor just a quarter more.\"\nI say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\nThen she says, \"Wait a minute\nYour voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\nAnd my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\nNow tell me, who's this Paul?\"\nShe says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\nWho goes to school with me\nI sat behind him last year\nAnd I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\nI said, \"I know a guy named Paul\nHe used to be my plumber\nHe was prematurely bald\nAnd he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\nHe also had bladder problems\nAnd a really bad infection on his toe.\"\nAnd she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\nThat's way more than I needed to know!\"\nAnd then we both were quiet\nAnd things got real intense\nThen she says, \"Next window, please\nThat'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\nSo we inched ahead in line\nMovin' painfully slow\nI got a little bored\nSo I turned on the radio\n\nClick, turned it off\nBecause my wife was getting a headache\nSo we both just sat there quietly for her sake\nThen I looked at her\nAnd she looked back at me\nAnd I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\nShe turned away from me\nAnd then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\nBut hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\nThen she said, \"How about now?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, almost\nThere's still a little bit there, but don't worry\nIt's probably just a piece of toast.\"\nNow we're at the pay window\nOr whatever you call it\nPut my hand in my pocket\nI can't believe there's no wallet!\n\nAnd the lady at the window's like\n\"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\nI turn around to my wife, and say\n\"How much have you got on you?\"\nShe just rolls her eyes and says\n\"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\nSo she reaches into her purse\nAnd busts out the American Express\nI hand it to the lady\nAnd she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\nWe don't take credit cards here.\"\nI took back the card and said\n\"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\nAnd that's when I found out\nMy wife was only carryin' three bucks\nI said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\nShe says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\nAnd I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\nNow the lady at the window\nIs lookin' at me kind of strange\nAnd she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\nI said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\nWe won't be long.\"\nSo I looked around inside the glove-box\nAnd checked the mat beneath my feet\nI found a nickel in an ashtray\nAnd a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\nBefore long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\nThe lady counts it up and says\n\"You're still about a dollar short\"\nAnd now my woman's got this weird look\nFrozen on her face\nShe screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\nAnd so I turned around\nTo the cashier again\nI shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\nSo I pick up my change\nPick up my receipt\nAnd I drive to the pickup window\nMan, I just can't wait to eat\nAnd now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\nWearin' a dorky nametag that says\n\"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\nAnd he hands me a paper bag\nI look him in the eyes\nAnd I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\nWell, he looks at me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he looks at me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he looks it me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he says, \"I'm sorry!\nWhat did you want again?\"\nI say \"Ketchup!\"\nAnd he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\nI just spaced out there for a second\nI'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\nAnd then he hands me the ketchup\nAnd now we're finally drivin' away\nAnd the food is drivin' me mad\nWith its intoxicating bouquet\nI'm starvin' to death\nBy the time we pull up at the traffic light\nI say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\nI just gotta have a bite!\"\nSo she reaches in the bag\nAnd pulls out the burger\nAnd she hands me the burger\nAnd I pick up the burger\nAnd then I unwrap the paper\nI bite into those buns\nAnd I just can't believe it\nThey forgot the onion!","syncedLyrics":"[00:21.76] Seven o'clock in the evening\n[00:23.25] Watchin something stupid on TV\n[00:25.76] I'm zoned out on the sofa\n[00:27.62] When my wife comes in the room and sees me\n[00:30.55] And she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\n[00:35.43] And I say, \"I don't know...\"\n[00:36.52] Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n[00:39.74] She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n[00:44.30] I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n[00:48.10] She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n[00:50.31] I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n[00:52.52] She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n[00:54.83] I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n[00:56.69] But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n[01:01.58] And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n[01:05.97] I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n[01:08.15] She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n[01:10.50] I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n[01:12.54] She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n[01:14.85] I hopped up and I said\n[01:16.06] \"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\n[01:18.79] She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n[01:24.38] I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n[01:26.40] She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n[01:28.29] I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n[01:29.86] She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n[01:32.94] Well, I was gonna say something\n[01:34.89] But my cell phone started to ring\n[01:37.19] Now who could be callin' me?\n[01:39.23] Well, I checked my caller ID\n[01:41.30] It was just cousin Larry\n[01:42.86] Callin' for the third time today\n[01:46.09] My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n[01:48.47] I said, \"Okay.\"\n[01:50.49] \"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\n[01:54.74] She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n[01:57.20] \"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\n[01:59.51] And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n[02:03.19] I says, \"No\"\n[02:03.61] She says, \"Yes\"\n[02:04.32] I says, \"No\"\n[02:04.80] She says, \"Yes\"\n[02:05.43] I says, \"No\"\n[02:05.95] She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n[02:08.30] I step a little bit closer\n[02:10.42] Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n[02:12.62] She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n[02:14.75] I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n[02:17.12] I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n[02:19.46] And eatin' expensive food\"\n[02:21.50] She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n[02:23.00] I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n[02:25.85] And Burrito King would make me gassy\n[02:28.48] There's no doubt\"\n[02:30.50] She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n[02:32.25] I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n[02:34.95] Then I get an idea\n[02:37.15] I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n[02:38.75] She says, \"What?\"\n[02:39.34] I say, \"Guess!\"\n[02:39.88] She says \"What?\"\n[02:40.54] I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n[02:43.61] So we head out the front door\n[02:46.17] Open the garage door\n[02:48.22] Then I open the car doors\n[02:50.42] And we get in those car doors\n[02:52.44] Put my key in the ignition\n[02:54.86] And then I turn it sideways\n[02:57.07] Then we fasten our seat belts\n[02:59.29] As we pull out the driveway\n[03:01.58] Then we drive to the drive-thru\n[03:03.72] Heading off to the drive-thru\n[03:06.02] We're approaching the drive-thru\n[03:08.28] Getting close to the drive-thru\n[03:10.38] Almost there at the drive-thru\n[03:12.60] Now we're here at the drive-thru\n[03:14.80] Here in line at the drive-thru\n[03:17.06] Did I mention the drive-thru?\n[03:19.31] \n[03:22.16] \n[03:27.73] Well, here we are\n[03:29.46] In the drive-thru line, me and her\n[03:32.42] Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n[03:34.65] All just waiting to order\n[03:36.55] There's some idiot in a Volvo\n[03:38.88] With his brights on behind me\n[03:41.07] I lean out the window and scream\n[03:42.76] \"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\n[03:45.97] My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n[03:50.46] I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n[03:52.62] So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n[03:54.91] Now a woman on a speaker box\n[03:56.85] Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n[03:58.94] I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n[04:00.98] We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n[04:03.55] Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n[04:08.29] I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n[04:12.62] I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n[04:14.78] She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n[04:17.03] I put my head in my hands and scream\n[04:19.28] \"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\n[04:21.65] The voice on the speaker says\n[04:23.83] \"I don't have all day.\"\n[04:25.97] I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n[04:30.37] I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n[04:34.75] She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n[04:36.66] I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n[04:39.36] Plus we need curly fries\n[04:41.65] And don't you dare forget it!\n[04:43.86] And two medium root beers\n[04:46.02] No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n[04:48.39] Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n[04:52.54] So read me back my order\n[04:54.55] Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n[04:56.44] She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n[04:59.18] Two - you want a cheeseburger\n[05:01.23] Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n[05:04.02] \"Stop! Don't go no further!\n[05:05.74] I never ordered a large root beer\n[05:07.61] I said medium, not large!\"\n[05:10.58] Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n[05:12.57] I supersized you at no charge.\"\n[05:15.22] \"Oh.\" And that's all\n[05:17.23] I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n[05:18.52] And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n[05:21.02] That I really think you should know\n[05:23.30] You can have unlimited refills\n[05:25.51] For just a quarter more.\"\n[05:27.63] I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n[05:32.37] Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n[05:34.55] Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n[05:37.62] And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n[05:40.02] Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n[05:42.08] She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n[05:44.29] Who goes to school with me\n[05:46.60] I sat behind him last year\n[05:47.93] And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n[05:50.96] I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n[05:53.46] He used to be my plumber\n[05:55.49] He was prematurely bald\n[05:57.72] And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n[05:59.98] He also had bladder problems\n[06:01.88] And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n[06:04.26] And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n[06:06.43] That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n[06:08.83] And then we both were quiet\n[06:11.04] And things got real intense\n[06:13.27] Then she says, \"Next window, please\n[06:14.95] That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n[06:17.69] So we inched ahead in line\n[06:19.68] Movin' painfully slow\n[06:21.63] I got a little bored\n[06:23.26] So I turned on the radio\n[06:27.33] \n[06:42.00] Click, turned it off\n[06:43.47] Because my wife was getting a headache\n[06:47.28] So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n[06:51.71] Then I looked at her\n[06:53.97] And she looked back at me\n[06:55.80] And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n[07:00.25] She turned away from me\n[07:01.94] And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n[07:05.05] I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n[07:07.57] But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n[07:09.47] Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n[07:12.24] I said, \"Yeah, almost\n[07:13.87] There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n[07:15.87] It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n[07:17.88] Now we're at the pay window\n[07:20.03] Or whatever you call it\n[07:22.23] Put my hand in my pocket\n[07:24.28] I can't believe there's no wallet!\n[07:28.97] \n[07:33.56] And the lady at the window's like\n[07:35.42] \"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\n[07:39.77] I turn around to my wife, and say\n[07:42.02] \"How much have you got on you?\"\n[07:44.16] She just rolls her eyes and says\n[07:46.20] \"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\n[07:48.97] So she reaches into her purse\n[07:50.73] And busts out the American Express\n[07:53.46] I hand it to the lady\n[07:55.76] And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n[08:00.11] We don't take credit cards here.\"\n[08:02.29] I took back the card and said\n[08:03.93] \"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\n[08:06.82] And that's when I found out\n[08:08.47] My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n[08:11.62] I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n[08:16.03] She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n[08:20.04] And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n[08:24.53] Now the lady at the window\n[08:25.89] Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n[08:29.09] And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n[08:33.59] I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n[08:36.36] We won't be long.\"\n[08:37.86] So I looked around inside the glove-box\n[08:40.04] And checked the mat beneath my feet\n[08:42.24] I found a nickel in an ashtray\n[08:43.84] And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n[08:46.62] Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n[08:51.17] The lady counts it up and says\n[08:53.48] \"You're still about a dollar short\"\n[08:55.60] And now my woman's got this weird look\n[08:57.54] Frozen on her face\n[08:59.50] She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n[09:04.57] And so I turned around\n[09:06.87] To the cashier again\n[09:09.18] I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\n[09:13.27] So I pick up my change\n[09:15.43] Pick up my receipt\n[09:17.40] And I drive to the pickup window\n[09:19.54] Man, I just can't wait to eat\n[09:21.90] And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n[09:26.52] Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n[09:28.53] \"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\n[09:31.15] And he hands me a paper bag\n[09:33.44] I look him in the eyes\n[09:35.71] And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n[09:40.56] Well, he looks at me\n[09:42.88] And I look at him\n[09:45.07] And he looks at me\n[09:47.29] And I look at him\n[09:49.57] And he looks it me\n[09:51.65] And I look at him\n[09:53.69] And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n[09:55.94] What did you want again?\"\n[09:58.22] I say \"Ketchup!\"\n[09:59.62] And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n[10:02.39] I just spaced out there for a second\n[10:04.57] I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n[10:07.24] And then he hands me the ketchup\n[10:09.46] And now we're finally drivin' away\n[10:11.75] And the food is drivin' me mad\n[10:13.64] With its intoxicating bouquet\n[10:16.30] I'm starvin' to death\n[10:17.26] By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n[10:20.52] I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n[10:22.97] I just gotta have a bite!\"\n[10:25.04] So she reaches in the bag\n[10:27.38] And pulls out the burger\n[10:29.61] And she hands me the burger\n[10:31.74] And I pick up the burger\n[10:33.92] And then I unwrap the paper\n[10:36.51] I bite into those buns\n[10:38.76] And I just can't believe it\n[10:41.06] They forgot the onion!\n[10:43.75] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Trapped In The Drive-Thru\n  artist: '\"Weird Al\" Yankovic'\n  album: The Essential \"Weird Al\" Yankovic 3.0\n  duration_ms: 650000\n  instrumental: false\n  language: en\nlines:\n- text: Seven o'clock in the evening\n  start_ms: 21740\n  end_ms: 23071\n  words:\n  - 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text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 47980\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 48117\n  - text: '\"So '\n    start_ms: 48275\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 48448\n  - text: 'do '\n    start_ms: 48697\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 48812\n  - text: 'have '\n    start_ms: 48968\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 49266\n  - text: mind?\"\n    start_ms: 49497\n- text: I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n  start_ms: 50240\n  end_ms: 52164\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 50240\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 50372\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 50567\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 50704\n  - text: 'know, '\n    start_ms: 50937\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 51213\n  - text: 'about '\n    start_ms: 51414\n  - text: you?\"\n    start_ms: 51842\n- text: She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n  start_ms: 52420\n  end_ms: 54613\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 52420\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 52570\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 52728\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 52862\n  - text: 'care... '\n    start_ms: 53101\n  - text: 'if '\n    start_ms: 53443\n  - text: 'you''re '\n    start_ms: 53562\n  - text: 'hungry, '\n    start_ms: 53780\n  - text: 'let''s '\n    start_ms: 54184\n  - text: eat.\"\n    start_ms: 54402\n- text: I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n  start_ms: 54620\n  end_ms: 56269\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 54620\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 54752\n  - text: '\"That''s '\n    start_ms: 55037\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 55277\n  - text: 'we''re '\n    start_ms: 55420\n  - text: 'gonna '\n    start_ms: 55586\n  - text: do!\n    start_ms: 56037\n- text: But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n  start_ms: 56680\n  end_ms: 60415\n  words:\n  - text: 'But '\n    start_ms: 56680\n  - text: 'first '\n    start_ms: 56813\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 57149\n  - text: 'gotta '\n    start_ms: 57359\n  - text: 'tell '\n    start_ms: 57758\n  - text: 'me '\n    start_ms: 58151\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 58402\n  - text: 'it '\n    start_ms: 58713\n  - text: 'is '\n    start_ms: 58887\n  - text: 'you''re '\n    start_ms: 59085\n  - text: 'hungry '\n    start_ms: 59373\n  - text: for?\"\n    start_ms: 60067\n- text: And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n  start_ms: 61470\n  end_ms: 65153\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 61470\n  - text: 'she '\n    start_ms: 61587\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 61740\n  - text: '\"Let '\n    start_ms: 61975\n  - text: 'me '\n    start_ms: 62150\n  - text: 'think, '\n    start_ms: 62310\n  - text: 'what''s '\n    start_ms: 62693\n  - text: 'left '\n    start_ms: 62897\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 63233\n  - text: 'our '\n    start_ms: 63493\n  - text: refrigerator?\"\n    start_ms: 63748\n- text: I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n  start_ms: 65840\n  end_ms: 67679\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 65840\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 65940\n  - text: '\"Well, '\n    start_ms: 66238\n  - text: 'there''s '\n    start_ms: 66537\n  - text: 'tuna, '\n    start_ms: 66794\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 67163\n  - text: know.\"\n    start_ms: 67286\n- text: She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n  start_ms: 68060\n  end_ms: 69826\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 68060\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 68195\n  - text: '\"That '\n    start_ms: 68318\n  - text: 'went '\n    start_ms: 68483\n  - text: 'bad '\n    start_ms: 68740\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 68938\n  - text: 'week '\n    start_ms: 69057\n  - text: ago!\"\n    start_ms: 69337\n- text: I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n  start_ms: 70550\n  end_ms: 71986\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 70550\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 70681\n  - text: '\"Is '\n    start_ms: 70926\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 71087\n  - text: 'chili '\n    start_ms: 71241\n  - text: okay?\"\n    start_ms: 71582\n- text: She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n  start_ms: 72440\n  end_ms: 74385\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 72440\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 72558\n  - text: '\"You '\n    start_ms: 72727\n  - text: 'finished '\n    start_ms: 72872\n  - text: 'that '\n    start_ms: 73169\n  - text: yesterday!\"\n    start_ms: 73410\n- text: I hopped up and I said\n  start_ms: 74700\n  end_ms: 75839\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 74700\n  - text: 'hopped '\n    start_ms: 74799\n  - text: 'up '\n    start_ms: 75199\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 75394\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 75558\n  - text: said\n    start_ms: 75619\n- text: '\"I don''t know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"'\n  start_ms: 75860\n  end_ms: 78540\n  words:\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 75988\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 76043\n  - text: 'know. '\n    start_ms: 76198\n  - text: 'Do '\n    start_ms: 76448\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 76552\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 76733\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 76893\n  - text: 'get '\n    start_ms: 76977\n  - text: 'something '\n    start_ms: 77172\n  - text: delivered?\"\n    start_ms: 77550\n- text: She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n  start_ms: 78610\n  end_ms: 83482\n  words:\n  - text: 'She''s '\n    start_ms: 78610\n  - text: 'like, '\n    start_ms: 78867\n  - text: '\"Why '\n    start_ms: 79402\n  - text: 'would '\n    start_ms: 79923\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 80338\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 80467\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 80656\n  - text: 'eat '\n    start_ms: 80815\n  - text: 'liver? '\n    start_ms: 81078\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 81868\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 82002\n  - text: 'even '\n    start_ms: 82302\n  - text: 'like '\n    start_ms: 82614\n  - text: liver!\"\n    start_ms: 82863\n- text: I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n  start_ms: 84170\n  end_ms: 86051\n  words:\n  - text: 'I''m '\n    start_ms: 84170\n  - text: 'like, '\n    start_ms: 84296\n  - text: '\"No, '\n    start_ms: 84775\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 85313\n  - text: 'said '\n    start_ms: 85395\n  - text: '''delivered''.\"'\n    start_ms: 85545\n- text: She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n  start_ms: 86330\n  end_ms: 87792\n  words:\n  - text: 'She''s '\n    start_ms: 86330\n  - text: 'like, '\n    start_ms: 86519\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 86641\n  - text: 'heard '\n    start_ms: 86756\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 86988\n  - text: 'say '\n    start_ms: 87107\n  - text: '''liver''!\"'\n    start_ms: 87245\n- text: I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n  start_ms: 88180\n  end_ms: 89610\n  words:\n  - text: 'I''m '\n    start_ms: 88180\n  - text: 'like, '\n    start_ms: 88296\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 88541\n  - text: 'should '\n    start_ms: 88655\n  - text: 'know '\n    start_ms: 88831\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 89099\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 89293\n  - text: said...\"\n    start_ms: 89411\n- text: She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n  start_ms: 89610\n  end_ms: 92165\n  words:\n  - text: 'She''s '\n    start_ms: 89610\n  - text: 'like, '\n    start_ms: 89760\n  - text: '\"Whatever! '\n    start_ms: 89896\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 90715\n  - text: 'just '\n    start_ms: 90794\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 90913\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 91088\n  - text: 'any '\n    start_ms: 91288\n  - text: liver!\"\n    start_ms: 91580\n- text: Well, I was gonna say something\n  start_ms: 92740\n  end_ms: 94332\n  words:\n  - text: 'Well, '\n    start_ms: 92740\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 92950\n  - text: 'was '\n    start_ms: 93035\n  - text: 'gonna '\n    start_ms: 93160\n  - text: 'say '\n    start_ms: 93451\n  - text: something\n    start_ms: 93735\n- text: But my cell phone started to ring\n  start_ms: 94720\n  end_ms: 96706\n  words:\n  - text: 'But '\n    start_ms: 94720\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 94862\n  - text: 'cell '\n    start_ms: 95092\n  - text: 'phone '\n    start_ms: 95321\n  - text: 'started '\n    start_ms: 95602\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 95939\n  - text: ring\n    start_ms: 96233\n- text: Now who could be callin' me?\n  start_ms: 97010\n  end_ms: 98608\n  words:\n  - text: 'Now '\n    start_ms: 97010\n  - text: 'who '\n    start_ms: 97247\n  - text: 'could '\n    start_ms: 97377\n  - text: 'be '\n    start_ms: 97548\n  - text: 'callin'' '\n    start_ms: 97800\n  - text: me?\n    start_ms: 98342\n- text: Well, I checked my caller ID\n  start_ms: 99160\n  end_ms: 100768\n  words:\n  - text: 'Well, '\n    start_ms: 99160\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 99345\n  - text: 'checked '\n    start_ms: 99499\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 99838\n  - text: 'caller '\n    start_ms: 100071\n  - text: ID\n    start_ms: 100513\n- text: It was just cousin Larry\n  start_ms: 101260\n  end_ms: 102665\n  words:\n  - text: 'It '\n    start_ms: 101260\n  - text: 'was '\n    start_ms: 101359\n  - text: 'just '\n    start_ms: 101540\n  - text: 'cousin '\n    start_ms: 101807\n  - text: Larry\n    start_ms: 102354\n- text: Callin' for the third time today\n  start_ms: 102750\n  end_ms: 105096\n  words:\n  - text: 'Callin'' '\n    start_ms: 102750\n  - text: 'for '\n    start_ms: 103134\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 103352\n  - text: 'third '\n    start_ms: 103607\n  - text: 'time '\n    start_ms: 104022\n  - text: today\n    start_ms: 104411\n- text: My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n  start_ms: 105910\n  end_ms: 107831\n  words:\n  - text: 'My '\n    start_ms: 105910\n  - text: 'wife '\n    start_ms: 106157\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 106411\n  - text: '\"Let '\n    start_ms: 106651\n  - text: 'it '\n    start_ms: 106852\n  - text: 'go '\n    start_ms: 106952\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 107093\n  - text: voicemail.\"\n    start_ms: 107214\n- text: I said, \"Okay.\"\n  start_ms: 108370\n  end_ms: 109413\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 108370\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 108491\n  - text: '\"Okay.\"'\n    start_ms: 108843\n- text: '\"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"'\n  start_ms: 109720\n  end_ms: 113304\n  words:\n  - text: '\"Where '\n    start_ms: 110233\n  - text: 'were '\n    start_ms: 110537\n  - text: 'we? '\n    start_ms: 110782\n  - text: 'Oh, '\n    start_ms: 111141\n  - text: 'dinner, '\n    start_ms: 111321\n  - text: 'right! '\n    start_ms: 111649\n  - text: 'So '\n    start_ms: 112007\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 112205\n  - text: 'do '\n    start_ms: 112455\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 112578\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 112737\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 113004\n  - text: do?\"\n    start_ms: 113166\n- text: She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n  start_ms: 114690\n  end_ms: 116730\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 114690\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 114821\n  - text: '\"Why '\n    start_ms: 114958\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 115138\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 115313\n  - text: 'whip '\n    start_ms: 115430\n  - text: 'up '\n    start_ms: 115602\n  - text: 'somethin'' '\n    start_ms: 115696\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 115987\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 116091\n  - text: kitchen?\"\n    start_ms: 116229\n- text: '\"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don''t you?\"'\n  start_ms: 116730\n  end_ms: 118520\n  words:\n  - text: '\"Yeah,\" '\n    start_ms: 117060\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 117428\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 117544\n  - text: '\"why '\n    start_ms: 117781\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 117995\n  - text: you?\"\n    start_ms: 118311\n- text: And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n  start_ms: 119420\n  end_ms: 122789\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 119420\n  - text: 'then '\n    start_ms: 119512\n  - text: 'she '\n    start_ms: 119646\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 119801\n  - text: '\"Baby, '\n    start_ms: 120055\n  - text: 'can''t '\n    start_ms: 120382\n  - text: 'we '\n    start_ms: 120548\n  - text: 'just '\n    start_ms: 120701\n  - text: 'go '\n    start_ms: 120949\n  - text: 'out '\n    start_ms: 121289\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 121504\n  - text: 'dinner, '\n    start_ms: 121669\n  - text: please?\"\n    start_ms: 122093\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 123070\n  end_ms: 123487\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 123070\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 123150\n  - text: '\"No\"'\n    start_ms: 123312\n- text: She says, \"Yes\"\n  start_ms: 123590\n  end_ms: 124078\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 123590\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 123727\n  - text: '\"Yes\"'\n    start_ms: 123865\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 124100\n  end_ms: 124490\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 124100\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 124157\n  - text: '\"No\"'\n    start_ms: 124312\n- text: She says, \"Yes\"\n  start_ms: 124610\n  end_ms: 125061\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 124610\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 124727\n  - text: '\"Yes\"'\n    start_ms: 124864\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 125220\n  end_ms: 125537\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 125220\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 125278\n  - text: '\"No\"'\n    start_ms: 125417\n- text: She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n  start_ms: 125720\n  end_ms: 127895\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 125720\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 125852\n  - text: '\"Yes... '\n    start_ms: 125983\n  - text: 'Oh, '\n    start_ms: 126337\n  - text: 'here''s '\n    start_ms: 126747\n  - text: 'your '\n    start_ms: 126941\n  - text: keys\"\n    start_ms: 127114\n- text: I step a little bit closer\n  start_ms: 128200\n  end_ms: 129959\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 128200\n  - text: 'step '\n    start_ms: 128347\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 128741\n  - text: 'little '\n    start_ms: 128928\n  - text: 'bit '\n    start_ms: 129207\n  - text: closer\n    start_ms: 129428\n- text: Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n  start_ms: 130390\n  end_ms: 131994\n  words:\n  - text: 'Say, '\n    start_ms: 130390\n  - text: '\"Okay, '\n    start_ms: 130522\n  - text: 'where '\n    start_ms: 130952\n  - text: 'ya '\n    start_ms: 131117\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 131295\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 131560\n  - text: go?\"\n    start_ms: 131701\n- text: She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n  start_ms: 132560\n  end_ms: 134386\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 132560\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 132824\n  - text: '\"How '\n    start_ms: 133097\n  - text: 'about '\n    start_ms: 133332\n  - text: 'The '\n    start_ms: 133696\n  - text: Ivy?\"\n    start_ms: 133975\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n  start_ms: 134760\n  end_ms: 136358\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 134760\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 134815\n  - text: '\"Yeah, '\n    start_ms: 135089\n  - text: 'well, '\n    start_ms: 135389\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 135734\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 135801\n  - text: know\n    start_ms: 136063\n- text: I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n  start_ms: 137140\n  end_ms: 139241\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 137140\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 137250\n  - text: 'feel '\n    start_ms: 137506\n  - text: 'like '\n    start_ms: 137684\n  - text: 'gettin'' '\n    start_ms: 137852\n  - text: 'all '\n    start_ms: 138447\n  - text: 'dressed '\n    start_ms: 138599\n  - text: up\n    start_ms: 139067\n- text: And eatin' expensive food\"\n  start_ms: 139310\n  end_ms: 141136\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 139310\n  - text: 'eatin'' '\n    start_ms: 139557\n  - text: 'expensive '\n    start_ms: 139853\n  - text: food\"\n    start_ms: 140629\n- text: She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n  start_ms: 141480\n  end_ms: 142785\n  words:\n  - text: 'She''s '\n    start_ms: 141480\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 141752\n  - text: '\"Olive '\n    start_ms: 142027\n  - text: Garden?\"\n    start_ms: 142312\n- text: I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n  start_ms: 142910\n  end_ms: 145293\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 142910\n  - text: 'say, '\n    start_ms: 143039\n  - text: '\"Nah, '\n    start_ms: 143559\n  - text: 'I''m '\n    start_ms: 144173\n  - text: 'not '\n    start_ms: 144293\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 144514\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 144692\n  - text: mood\n    start_ms: 144844\n- text: And Burrito King would make me gassy\n  start_ms: 145620\n  end_ms: 148137\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 145620\n  - text: 'Burrito '\n    start_ms: 145867\n  - text: 'King '\n    start_ms: 146551\n  - text: 'would '\n    start_ms: 146952\n  - text: 'make '\n    start_ms: 147241\n  - text: 'me '\n    start_ms: 147527\n  - text: gassy\n    start_ms: 147780\n- text: There's no doubt\"\n  start_ms: 148340\n  end_ms: 149922\n  words:\n  - text: 'There''s '\n    start_ms: 148340\n  - text: 'no '\n    start_ms: 148635\n  - text: doubt\"\n    start_ms: 149022\n- text: She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n  start_ms: 150340\n  end_ms: 152010\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 150340\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 150584\n  - text: '\"Just '\n    start_ms: 150827\n  - text: 'forget '\n    start_ms: 151039\n  - text: 'about '\n    start_ms: 151536\n  - text: it\"\n    start_ms: 151935\n- text: I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n  start_ms: 152010\n  end_ms: 154432\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 152010\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 152083\n  - text: '\"No, '\n    start_ms: 152218\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 152590\n  - text: 'swear '\n    start_ms: 152683\n  - text: 'I''m '\n    start_ms: 152934\n  - text: 'gonna '\n    start_ms: 153043\n  - text: 'take '\n    start_ms: 153320\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 153637\n  - text: out!\"\n    start_ms: 153842\n- text: Then I get an idea\n  start_ms: 154850\n  end_ms: 156691\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 154850\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 155263\n  - text: 'get '\n    start_ms: 155414\n  - text: 'an '\n    start_ms: 155857\n  - text: idea\n    start_ms: 156069\n- text: I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n  start_ms: 157080\n  end_ms: 158512\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 157080\n  - text: 'say, '\n    start_ms: 157287\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 157544\n  - text: 'know '\n    start_ms: 157831\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 158066\n  - text: 'we''ll '\n    start_ms: 158232\n  - text: do!\"\n    start_ms: 158419\n- text: She says, \"What?\"\n  start_ms: 158530\n  end_ms: 159000\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 158530\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 158649\n  - text: '\"What?\"'\n    start_ms: 158807\n- text: I say, \"Guess!\"\n  start_ms: 159170\n  end_ms: 159635\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 159170\n  - text: 'say, '\n    start_ms: 159227\n  - text: '\"Guess!\"'\n    start_ms: 159378\n- text: She says \"What?\"\n  start_ms: 159650\n  end_ms: 160213\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 159650\n  - text: 'says '\n    start_ms: 159765\n  - text: '\"What?\"'\n    start_ms: 159900\n- text: I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n  start_ms: 160490\n  end_ms: 163134\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 160490\n  - text: 'say, '\n    start_ms: 160637\n  - text: '\"We''re '\n    start_ms: 160902\n  - text: 'goin'' '\n    start_ms: 161213\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 161756\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 162023\n  - text: drive-\n    start_ms: 162239\n  - text: thru!\"\n    start_ms: 162651\n- text: So we head out the front door\n  start_ms: 163620\n  end_ms: 165365\n  words:\n  - 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text: 'get '\n    start_ms: 170602\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 170836\n  - text: 'those '\n    start_ms: 170993\n  - text: 'car '\n    start_ms: 171224\n  - text: doors\n    start_ms: 171638\n- text: Put my key in the ignition\n  start_ms: 172360\n  end_ms: 174302\n  words:\n  - text: 'Put '\n    start_ms: 172360\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 172555\n  - text: 'key '\n    start_ms: 172753\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 172989\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 173148\n  - text: ignition\n    start_ms: 173354\n- text: And then I turn it sideways\n  start_ms: 174700\n  end_ms: 176603\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 174700\n  - text: 'then '\n    start_ms: 174847\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 175090\n  - text: 'turn '\n    start_ms: 175192\n  - text: 'it '\n    start_ms: 175422\n  - text: sideways\n    start_ms: 175601\n- text: Then we fasten our seat belts\n  start_ms: 176970\n  end_ms: 178781\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 176970\n  - text: 'we '\n    start_ms: 177132\n  - text: 'fasten '\n    start_ms: 177308\n  - text: 'our '\n    start_ms: 177697\n  - text: 'seat '\n    start_ms: 177924\n  - text: belts\n    start_ms: 178287\n- text: As we pull out the driveway\n  start_ms: 179130\n  end_ms: 180927\n  words:\n  - text: 'As '\n    start_ms: 179130\n  - text: 'we '\n    start_ms: 179283\n  - text: 'pull '\n    start_ms: 179443\n  - text: 'out '\n    start_ms: 179680\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 179843\n  - text: driveway\n    start_ms: 180008\n- text: Then we drive to the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 181300\n  end_ms: 183029\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 181300\n  - text: 'we '\n    start_ms: 181497\n  - text: 'drive '\n    start_ms: 181656\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 181909\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 182049\n  - text: drive-\n    start_ms: 182233\n  - text: thru\n    start_ms: 182640\n- text: Heading off to the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 183670\n  end_ms: 185203\n  words:\n  - text: 'Heading '\n    start_ms: 183670\n  - text: 'off '\n    start_ms: 184058\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 184236\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 184372\n  - text: drive-\n    start_ms: 184554\n  - text: thru\n    start_ms: 184931\n- text: We're approaching the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 185850\n  end_ms: 187502\n  words:\n  - text: 'We''re '\n    start_ms: 185850\n  - text: 'approaching '\n    start_ms: 186066\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 186567\n  - text: drive-\n    start_ms: 186733\n  - text: thru\n    start_ms: 187142\n- text: Getting close to the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 188020\n  end_ms: 189613\n  words:\n  - text: 'Getting '\n    start_ms: 188020\n  - text: 'close '\n    start_ms: 188366\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 188592\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 188729\n  - text: drive-\n    start_ms: 188892\n  - text: thru\n    start_ms: 189304\n- text: Almost there at the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 190300\n  end_ms: 191911\n  words:\n  - text: 'Almost '\n    start_ms: 190300\n  - text: 'there '\n    start_ms: 190632\n  - text: 'at '\n    start_ms: 190851\n  - 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text: 'My '\n    start_ms: 225710\n  - text: 'wife '\n    start_ms: 225838\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 226098\n  - text: '\"Maybe '\n    start_ms: 226329\n  - text: 'we '\n    start_ms: 226663\n  - text: 'should '\n    start_ms: 226875\n  - text: 'park, '\n    start_ms: 227090\n  - text: 'we '\n    start_ms: 228026\n  - text: 'could '\n    start_ms: 228139\n  - text: 'just '\n    start_ms: 228333\n  - text: 'go '\n    start_ms: 228610\n  - text: 'eat '\n    start_ms: 228976\n  - text: inside.\"\n    start_ms: 229237\n- text: I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n  start_ms: 230280\n  end_ms: 232382\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 230280\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 230392\n  - text: '\"I''m '\n    start_ms: 230693\n  - text: 'wearin'' '\n    start_ms: 230907\n  - text: 'bunny '\n    start_ms: 231208\n  - text: slippers\n    start_ms: 231696\n- text: So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n  start_ms: 232500\n  end_ms: 234312\n  words:\n  - text: 'So '\n    start_ms: 232500\n  - 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text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 238850\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 238961\n  - text: '\"Yes '\n    start_ms: 239244\n  - text: 'indeed, '\n    start_ms: 239440\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 239862\n  - text: 'certainly '\n    start_ms: 240097\n  - text: can\n    start_ms: 240534\n- text: We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n  start_ms: 240850\n  end_ms: 243302\n  words:\n  - text: 'We''d '\n    start_ms: 240850\n  - text: 'like '\n    start_ms: 240979\n  - text: 'two '\n    start_ms: 241205\n  - text: 'hamburgers '\n    start_ms: 241487\n  - text: 'with '\n    start_ms: 242073\n  - text: 'onions '\n    start_ms: 242312\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 242617\n  - text: cheese.\"\n    start_ms: 242779\n- text: Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n  start_ms: 243480\n  end_ms: 247832\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 243480\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 243774\n  - text: 'wife '\n    start_ms: 244039\n  - text: 'says '\n    start_ms: 244288\n  - 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text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 252515\n  - text: '\"You '\n    start_ms: 252691\n  - text: 'always '\n    start_ms: 252877\n  - text: 'get '\n    start_ms: 253083\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 253237\n  - text: cheeseburger!\"\n    start_ms: 253335\n- text: She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n  start_ms: 254630\n  end_ms: 256545\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 254630\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 254759\n  - text: '\"That''s '\n    start_ms: 254934\n  - text: 'not '\n    start_ms: 255119\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 255349\n  - text: 'I''m '\n    start_ms: 255533\n  - text: 'hungry '\n    start_ms: 255667\n  - text: for.\"\n    start_ms: 256101\n- text: I put my head in my hands and scream\n  start_ms: 256880\n  end_ms: 258778\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 256880\n  - text: 'put '\n    start_ms: 256972\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 257127\n  - text: 'head '\n    start_ms: 257288\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 257543\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 257646\n  - 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text: 'have '\n    start_ms: 264210\n  - text: 'all '\n    start_ms: 264583\n  - text: day.\"\n    start_ms: 264908\n- text: I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n  start_ms: 265740\n  end_ms: 269748\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 265740\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 265850\n  - text: '\"Then '\n    start_ms: 266089\n  - text: 'take '\n    start_ms: 266362\n  - text: 'our '\n    start_ms: 266524\n  - text: 'order '\n    start_ms: 266767\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 268105\n  - text: 'we''ll '\n    start_ms: 268320\n  - text: 'be '\n    start_ms: 268579\n  - text: 'on '\n    start_ms: 268907\n  - text: 'our '\n    start_ms: 269097\n  - text: way!\n    start_ms: 269323\n- text: I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n  start_ms: 270280\n  end_ms: 274226\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 270280\n  - text: 'wanna '\n    start_ms: 270390\n  - text: 'get '\n    start_ms: 270678\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 271018\n  - text: 'chicken '\n    start_ms: 271169\n  - text: 'sandwich '\n    start_ms: 271793\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 272522\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 272756\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 272871\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 273033\n  - text: 'cheeseburger '\n    start_ms: 273132\n  - text: too\"\n    start_ms: 273964\n- text: She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n  start_ms: 274670\n  end_ms: 276370\n  words:\n  - text: 'She''s '\n    start_ms: 274670\n  - text: 'like, '\n    start_ms: 274892\n  - text: '\"You '\n    start_ms: 275107\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 275406\n  - text: 'onions '\n    start_ms: 275688\n  - text: 'on '\n    start_ms: 276028\n  - text: that?\"\n    start_ms: 276223\n- text: I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n  start_ms: 276450\n  end_ms: 278550\n  words:\n  - text: 'I''m '\n    start_ms: 276450\n  - text: 'like, '\n    start_ms: 276545\n  - text: '\"Yeah, '\n    start_ms: 276759\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 277237\n  - text: 'already '\n    start_ms: 277371\n  - text: 'said '\n    start_ms: 277801\n  - text: 'that '\n    start_ms: 278005\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 278244\n  - text: do\n    start_ms: 278401\n- text: Plus we need curly fries\n  start_ms: 279190\n  end_ms: 281283\n  words:\n  - text: 'Plus '\n    start_ms: 279190\n  - text: 'we '\n    start_ms: 279567\n  - text: 'need '\n    start_ms: 279819\n  - text: 'curly '\n    start_ms: 280113\n  - text: fries\n    start_ms: 280672\n- text: And don't you dare forget it!\n  start_ms: 281530\n  end_ms: 283369\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 281530\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 281766\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 282061\n  - text: 'dare '\n    start_ms: 282302\n  - text: 'forget '\n    start_ms: 282598\n  - text: it!\n    start_ms: 283222\n- text: And two medium root beers\n  start_ms: 283770\n  end_ms: 285773\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 283770\n  - text: 'two '\n    start_ms: 284003\n  - text: 'medium '\n    start_ms: 284242\n  - text: 'root '\n    start_ms: 284962\n  - text: beers\n    start_ms: 285329\n- text: No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n  start_ms: 285960\n  end_ms: 287805\n  words:\n  - text: 'No, '\n    start_ms: 285960\n  - text: 'just '\n    start_ms: 286457\n  - text: 'one, '\n    start_ms: 286797\n  - text: 'we''ll '\n    start_ms: 287099\n  - text: 'split '\n    start_ms: 287259\n  - text: it.\"\n    start_ms: 287667\n- text: Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n  start_ms: 288150\n  end_ms: 292167\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 288150\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 288335\n  - text: 'said '\n    start_ms: 288448\n  - text: '\"I''m '\n    start_ms: 288715\n  - text: 'guessin'' '\n    start_ms: 289005\n  - text: 'that '\n    start_ms: 289450\n  - text: 'you''re '\n    start_ms: 289797\n  - text: 'probably '\n    start_ms: 290061\n  - text: 'not '\n    start_ms: 290605\n  - text: 'too '\n    start_ms: 290877\n  - text: bright\n    start_ms: 291232\n- text: So read me back my order\n  start_ms: 292530\n  end_ms: 294337\n  words:\n  - text: 'So '\n    start_ms: 292530\n  - text: 'read '\n    start_ms: 292802\n  - text: 'me '\n    start_ms: 293120\n  - text: 'back '\n    start_ms: 293377\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 293692\n  - text: order\n    start_ms: 294028\n- text: Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n  start_ms: 294450\n  end_ms: 296216\n  words:\n  - text: 'Let''s '\n    start_ms: 294450\n  - text: 'make '\n    start_ms: 294736\n  - text: 'sure '\n    start_ms: 295067\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 295393\n  - text: 'got '\n    start_ms: 295609\n  - text: 'it '\n    start_ms: 295881\n  - text: right.\"\n    start_ms: 296028\n- text: She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n  start_ms: 296240\n  end_ms: 298770\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 296240\n  - text: 'says '\n    start_ms: 296370\n  - text: '\"One - '\n    start_ms: 296616\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 297413\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 297523\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 297667\n  - text: 'chicken '\n    start_ms: 297781\n  - text: sandwich\n    start_ms: 298189\n- text: Two - you want a cheeseburger\n  start_ms: 298810\n  end_ms: 300690\n  words:\n  - text: 'Two - '\n    start_ms: 298810\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 299537\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 299624\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 299794\n  - text: cheeseburger\n    start_ms: 299896\n- text: Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n  start_ms: 301160\n  end_ms: 303766\n  words:\n  - text: 'Three - '\n    start_ms: 301160\n  - text: 'curly '\n    start_ms: 301736\n  - text: 'fries, '\n    start_ms: 302172\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 302601\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 302730\n  - text: 'large '\n    start_ms: 302852\n  - text: 'root '\n    start_ms: 303163\n  - text: beer\"\n    start_ms: 303443\n- text: '\"Stop! Don''t go no further!'\n  start_ms: 303770\n  end_ms: 305367\n  words:\n  - text: '\"Stop! '\n    start_ms: 303919\n  - text: 'Don''t '\n    start_ms: 304238\n  - text: 'go '\n    start_ms: 304477\n  - text: 'no '\n    start_ms: 304672\n  - text: further!\n    start_ms: 304890\n- text: I never ordered a large root beer\n  start_ms: 305710\n  end_ms: 307446\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 305710\n  - text: 'never '\n    start_ms: 305896\n  - text: 'ordered '\n    start_ms: 306227\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 306608\n  - text: 'large '\n    start_ms: 306708\n  - text: 'root '\n    start_ms: 307038\n  - text: beer\n    start_ms: 307277\n- text: I said medium, not large!\"\n  start_ms: 307480\n  end_ms: 310111\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 307480\n  - text: 'said '\n    start_ms: 307557\n  - text: 'medium, '\n    start_ms: 307836\n  - text: 'not '\n    start_ms: 308723\n  - text: large!\"\n    start_ms: 308976\n- text: Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n  start_ms: 310350\n  end_ms: 312217\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 310350\n  - text: 'she '\n    start_ms: 310494\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 310653\n  - text: '\"We''re '\n    start_ms: 310914\n  - text: 'havin'' '\n    start_ms: 311172\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 311591\n  - text: special\n    start_ms: 311727\n- text: I supersized you at no charge.\"\n  start_ms: 312310\n  end_ms: 314335\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 312310\n  - text: 'supersized '\n    start_ms: 312497\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 313098\n  - text: 'at '\n    start_ms: 313316\n  - text: 'no '\n    start_ms: 313561\n  - text: charge.\"\n    start_ms: 313809\n- text: '\"Oh.\" And that''s all'\n  start_ms: 314430\n  end_ms: 316875\n  words:\n  - text: '\"Oh.\" '\n    start_ms: 314507\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 316325\n  - text: 'that''s '\n    start_ms: 316439\n  - text: all\n    start_ms: 316753\n- text: I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n  start_ms: 317010\n  end_ms: 318165\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 317010\n  - text: 'could '\n    start_ms: 317084\n  - text: 'say, '\n    start_ms: 317253\n  - text: 'was '\n    start_ms: 317523\n  - text: '\"Oh.\"'\n    start_ms: 317759\n- text: And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n  start_ms: 318670\n  end_ms: 320581\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 318670\n  - text: 'she '\n    start_ms: 318783\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 318940\n  - text: '\"Now '\n    start_ms: 319201\n  - text: 'there '\n    start_ms: 319368\n  - text: 'is '\n    start_ms: 319514\n  - text: 'somethin'' '\n    start_ms: 319538\n  - text: else\n    start_ms: 320181\n- text: That I really think you should know\n  start_ms: 320890\n  end_ms: 322584\n  words:\n  - text: 'That '\n    start_ms: 320890\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 321078\n  - text: 'really '\n    start_ms: 321194\n  - text: 'think '\n    start_ms: 321476\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 321767\n  - text: 'should '\n    start_ms: 321983\n  - text: know\n    start_ms: 322298\n- text: You can have unlimited refills\n  start_ms: 323190\n  end_ms: 325185\n  words:\n  - text: 'You '\n    start_ms: 323190\n  - text: 'can '\n    start_ms: 323291\n  - text: 'have '\n    start_ms: 323490\n  - text: 'unlimited '\n    start_ms: 323804\n  - text: refills\n    start_ms: 324543\n- text: For just a quarter more.\"\n  start_ms: 325390\n  end_ms: 327319\n  words:\n  - text: 'For '\n    start_ms: 325390\n  - text: 'just '\n    start_ms: 325662\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 326029\n  - text: 'quarter '\n    start_ms: 326184\n  - text: more.\"\n    start_ms: 326823\n- text: I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n  start_ms: 327430\n  end_ms: 331708\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 327430\n  - text: 'say '\n    start_ms: 327522\n  - text: '\"Great, '\n    start_ms: 327742\n  - text: 'except '\n    start_ms: 328208\n  - text: 'we''re '\n    start_ms: 328481\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 328649\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 328740\n  - text: drive-\n    start_ms: 328863\n  - text: 'thru, '\n    start_ms: 329159\n  - text: 'so '\n    start_ms: 329741\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 329993\n  - text: 'would '\n    start_ms: 330193\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 330434\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 330551\n  - text: 'that '\n    start_ms: 330831\n  - text: for?\"\n    start_ms: 331092\n- text: Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n  start_ms: 332130\n  end_ms: 333551\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 332130\n  - text: 'she '\n    start_ms: 332307\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 332573\n  - text: '\"Wait '\n    start_ms: 332820\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 333123\n  - text: minute\n    start_ms: 333260\n- text: Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n  start_ms: 334380\n  end_ms: 337080\n  words:\n  - text: 'Your '\n    start_ms: 334380\n  - text: 'voice '\n    start_ms: 334515\n  - text: 'sounds '\n    start_ms: 334783\n  - text: 'so '\n    start_ms: 335083\n  - text: 'familiar... '\n    start_ms: 335330\n  - text: 'hey, '\n    start_ms: 336063\n  - text: 'is '\n    start_ms: 336281\n  - text: 'this '\n    start_ms: 336401\n  - text: Paul?\n    start_ms: 336618\n- text: And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n  start_ms: 337450\n  end_ms: 339678\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 337450\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 337557\n  - text: 'wife '\n    start_ms: 337731\n  - text: 'is '\n    start_ms: 338072\n  - text: 'all '\n    start_ms: 338322\n  - text: 'like '\n    start_ms: 338537\n  - text: '\"No, '\n    start_ms: 338757\n  - text: 'that '\n    start_ms: 338963\n  - text: 'ain''t '\n    start_ms: 339129\n  - text: Paul\n    start_ms: 339365\n- text: Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n  start_ms: 339940\n  end_ms: 341731\n  words:\n  - text: 'Now '\n    start_ms: 339940\n  - text: 'tell '\n    start_ms: 340127\n  - text: 'me, '\n    start_ms: 340377\n  - text: 'who''s '\n    start_ms: 340521\n  - text: 'this '\n    start_ms: 340838\n  - text: Paul?\"\n    start_ms: 341173\n- text: She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n  start_ms: 341900\n  end_ms: 343845\n  words:\n  - 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text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 347880\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 348109\n  - text: 'copied '\n    start_ms: 348187\n  - text: 'off '\n    start_ms: 348537\n  - text: 'of '\n    start_ms: 348752\n  - text: 'him '\n    start_ms: 348891\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 349242\n  - text: Geometry.\"\n    start_ms: 349684\n- text: I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n  start_ms: 350850\n  end_ms: 353073\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 350850\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 350948\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 351116\n  - text: 'know '\n    start_ms: 351234\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 351605\n  - text: 'guy '\n    start_ms: 351758\n  - text: 'named '\n    start_ms: 352009\n  - text: Paul\n    start_ms: 352303\n- text: He used to be my plumber\n  start_ms: 353220\n  end_ms: 354950\n  words:\n  - text: 'He '\n    start_ms: 353220\n  - text: 'used '\n    start_ms: 353433\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 353653\n  - text: 'be '\n    start_ms: 353902\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 354189\n  - 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text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 373277\n  - text: '\"Next '\n    start_ms: 373553\n  - text: 'window, '\n    start_ms: 373866\n  - text: please\n    start_ms: 374355\n- text: That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n  start_ms: 374880\n  end_ms: 377339\n  words:\n  - text: 'That''ll '\n    start_ms: 374880\n  - text: 'be '\n    start_ms: 375142\n  - text: 'five '\n    start_ms: 375367\n  - text: 'dollars '\n    start_ms: 375652\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 376033\n  - text: 'eighty '\n    start_ms: 376270\n  - text: 'two '\n    start_ms: 376503\n  - text: cents!\"\n    start_ms: 376756\n- text: So we inched ahead in line\n  start_ms: 377560\n  end_ms: 379296\n  words:\n  - text: 'So '\n    start_ms: 377560\n  - text: 'we '\n    start_ms: 377716\n  - text: 'inched '\n    start_ms: 377904\n  - text: 'ahead '\n    start_ms: 378204\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 378597\n  - text: line\n    start_ms: 378798\n- text: Movin' painfully slow\n  start_ms: 379580\n  end_ms: 381236\n  words:\n  - 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text: 'mean, '\n    start_ms: 426165\n  - text: 'most '\n    start_ms: 426545\n  - text: 'of '\n    start_ms: 426841\n  - text: it\n    start_ms: 426980\n- text: But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n  start_ms: 427390\n  end_ms: 428930\n  words:\n  - text: 'But '\n    start_ms: 427390\n  - text: 'hey, '\n    start_ms: 427563\n  - text: 'ya '\n    start_ms: 427827\n  - text: 'know, '\n    start_ms: 427986\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 428180\n  - text: 'sweat '\n    start_ms: 428439\n  - text: it.\"\n    start_ms: 428748\n- text: Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n  start_ms: 429220\n  end_ms: 431850\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 429220\n  - text: 'she '\n    start_ms: 429380\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 429541\n  - text: '\"How '\n    start_ms: 429946\n  - text: 'about '\n    start_ms: 431241\n  - text: now?\"\n    start_ms: 431492\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, almost\n  start_ms: 432140\n  end_ms: 433414\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 432140\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 432224\n  - 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text: 'Now '\n    start_ms: 437730\n  - text: 'we''re '\n    start_ms: 437886\n  - text: 'at '\n    start_ms: 438120\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 438234\n  - text: 'pay '\n    start_ms: 438406\n  - text: window\n    start_ms: 438640\n- text: Or whatever you call it\n  start_ms: 439830\n  end_ms: 441429\n  words:\n  - text: 'Or '\n    start_ms: 439830\n  - text: 'whatever '\n    start_ms: 440027\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 440547\n  - text: 'call '\n    start_ms: 440727\n  - text: it\n    start_ms: 441237\n- text: Put my hand in my pocket\n  start_ms: 442180\n  end_ms: 443738\n  words:\n  - text: 'Put '\n    start_ms: 442180\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 442358\n  - text: 'hand '\n    start_ms: 442552\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 442764\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 442884\n  - text: pocket\n    start_ms: 443082\n- text: I can't believe there's no wallet!\n  start_ms: 444250\n  end_ms: 446050\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 444250\n  - text: 'can''t '\n    start_ms: 444345\n  - 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Well, that sucks.\"'\n  start_ms: 483820\n  end_ms: 486202\n  words:\n  - text: '\"Gee, '\n    start_ms: 483893\n  - text: 'really? '\n    start_ms: 484162\n  - text: 'Well, '\n    start_ms: 484592\n  - text: 'that '\n    start_ms: 484858\n  - text: sucks.\"\n    start_ms: 485241\n- text: And that's when I found out\n  start_ms: 486730\n  end_ms: 488283\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 486730\n  - text: 'that''s '\n    start_ms: 486966\n  - text: 'when '\n    start_ms: 487243\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 487590\n  - text: 'found '\n    start_ms: 487748\n  - text: out\n    start_ms: 488126\n- text: My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n  start_ms: 488330\n  end_ms: 490671\n  words:\n  - text: 'My '\n    start_ms: 488330\n  - text: 'wife '\n    start_ms: 488555\n  - text: 'was '\n    start_ms: 488731\n  - text: 'only '\n    start_ms: 488890\n  - text: 'carryin'' '\n    start_ms: 489112\n  - text: 'three '\n    start_ms: 489652\n  - text: bucks\n    start_ms: 490277\n- text: I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n  start_ms: 491480\n  end_ms: 495659\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 491480\n  - 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Do you want to get something delivered?\"\n  She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n  I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n  She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n  I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n  She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n\n  Well, I was gonna say something\n  But my cell phone started to ring\n  Now who could be callin' me?\n  Well, I checked my caller ID\n  It was just cousin Larry\n  Callin' for the third time today\n  My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n  I said, \"Okay.\"\n  \"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\n  She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n  \"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\n  And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n  I step a little bit closer\n  Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n  She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n  I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n  And eatin' expensive food\"\n  She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n  I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n  And Burrito King would make me gassy\n  There's no doubt\"\n  She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n  I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n  Then I get an idea\n  I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n  She says, \"What?\"\n  I say, \"Guess!\"\n  She says \"What?\"\n  I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n\n  So we head out the front door\n  Open the garage door\n  Then I open the car doors\n  And we get in those car doors\n  Put my key in the ignition\n  And then I turn it sideways\n  Then we fasten our seat belts\n  As we pull out the driveway\n  Then we drive to the drive-thru\n  Heading off to the drive-thru\n  We're approaching the drive-thru\n  Getting close to the drive-thru\n  Almost there at the drive-thru\n  Now we're here at the drive-thru\n  Here in line at the drive-thru\n  Did I mention the drive-thru?\n\n  Well, here we are\n  In the drive-thru line, me and her\n  Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n  All just waiting to order\n  There's some idiot in a Volvo\n  With his brights on behind me\n  I lean out the window and scream\n  \"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\n  My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n  I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n  So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n  Now a woman on a speaker box\n  Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n  I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n  We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n  Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n  I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n  I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n  She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n  I put my head in my hands and scream\n  \"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\n  The voice on the speaker says\n  \"I don't have all day.\"\n  I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n  I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n  She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n  I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n  Plus we need curly fries\n  And don't you dare forget it!\n  And two medium root beers\n  No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n  Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n  So read me back my order\n  Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n  She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n  Two - you want a cheeseburger\n  Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n  \"Stop! Don't go no further!\n  I never ordered a large root beer\n  I said medium, not large!\"\n  Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n  I supersized you at no charge.\"\n  \"Oh.\" And that's all\n  I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n  And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n  That I really think you should know\n  You can have unlimited refills\n  For just a quarter more.\"\n  I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n  Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n  Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n  And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n  Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n  She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n  Who goes to school with me\n  I sat behind him last year\n  And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n  I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n  He used to be my plumber\n  He was prematurely bald\n  And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n  He also had bladder problems\n  And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n  And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n  That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n  And then we both were quiet\n  And things got real intense\n  Then she says, \"Next window, please\n  That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n  So we inched ahead in line\n  Movin' painfully slow\n  I got a little bored\n  So I turned on the radio\n\n  Click, turned it off\n  Because my wife was getting a headache\n  So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n  Then I looked at her\n  And she looked back at me\n  And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n  She turned away from me\n  And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n  But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n  Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, almost\n  There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n  It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n  Now we're at the pay window\n  Or whatever you call it\n  Put my hand in my pocket\n  I can't believe there's no wallet!\n\n  And the lady at the window's like\n  \"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\n  I turn around to my wife, and say\n  \"How much have you got on you?\"\n  She just rolls her eyes and says\n  \"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\n  So she reaches into her purse\n  And busts out the American Express\n  I hand it to the lady\n  And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n  We don't take credit cards here.\"\n  I took back the card and said\n  \"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\n  And that's when I found out\n  My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n  I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n  She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n  And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n  Now the lady at the window\n  Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n  And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n  I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n  We won't be long.\"\n  So I looked around inside the glove-box\n  And checked the mat beneath my feet\n  I found a nickel in an ashtray\n  And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n  Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n  The lady counts it up and says\n  \"You're still about a dollar short\"\n  And now my woman's got this weird look\n  Frozen on her face\n  She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n  And so I turned around\n  To the cashier again\n  I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\n  So I pick up my change\n  Pick up my receipt\n  And I drive to the pickup window\n  Man, I just can't wait to eat\n  And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n  Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n  \"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\n  And he hands me a paper bag\n  I look him in the eyes\n  And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n  Well, he looks at me\n  And I look at him\n  And he looks at me\n  And I look at him\n  And he looks it me\n  And I look at him\n  And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n  What did you want again?\"\n  I say \"Ketchup!\"\n  And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n  I just spaced out there for a second\n  I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n  And then he hands me the ketchup\n  And now we're finally drivin' away\n  And the food is drivin' me mad\n  With its intoxicating bouquet\n  I'm starvin' to death\n  By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n  I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n  I just gotta have a bite!\"\n  So she reaches in the bag\n  And pulls out the burger\n  And she hands me the burger\n  And I pick up the burger\n  And then I unwrap the paper\n  I bite into those buns\n  And I just can't believe it\n  They forgot the onion!\n"},{"id":38308556,"name":"On Trapped in the Drive-Thru","trackName":"On Trapped in the Drive-Thru","artistName":"\"Weird Al\" Yankovic","albumName":"\"Weird Al\" Yankovic: The Rhapsody Interview","duration":651.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Seven o'clock in the evening\nWatchin something stupid on TV\nI'm zoned out on the sofa\nWhen my wife comes in the room and sees me\nAnd she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\nAnd I say, \"I don't know...\"\nSay, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\nShe says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\nI said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\nShe said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\nI said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\nShe said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\nI said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\nBut first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\nAnd she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\nI said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\nShe said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\nI said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\nShe said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\nI hopped up and I said\n\"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\nShe's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\nI'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\nShe's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\nI'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\nShe's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n\nWell, I was gonna say something\nBut my cell phone started to ring\nNow who could be callin' me?\nWell, I checked my caller ID\nIt was just cousin Larry\nCallin' for the third time today\nMy wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\nI said, \"Okay.\"\n\"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\nShe said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n\"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\nAnd then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\nI step a little bit closer\nSay, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\nShe says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\nI don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\nAnd eatin' expensive food\"\nShe's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\nI say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\nAnd Burrito King would make me gassy\nThere's no doubt\"\nShe says, \"Just forget about it\"\nI said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\nThen I get an idea\nI say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\nShe says, \"What?\"\nI say, \"Guess!\"\nShe says \"What?\"\nI say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n\nSo we head out the front door\nOpen the garage door\nThen I open the car doors\nAnd we get in those car doors\nPut my key in the ignition\nAnd then I turn it sideways\nThen we fasten our seat belts\nAs we pull out the driveway\nThen we drive to the drive-thru\nHeading off to the drive-thru\nWe're approaching the drive-thru\nGetting close to the drive-thru\nAlmost there at the drive-thru\nNow we're here at the drive-thru\nHere in line at the drive-thru\nDid I mention the drive-thru?\n\nWell, here we are\nIn the drive-thru line, me and her\nCars in front of us, cars in back of us\nAll just waiting to order\nThere's some idiot in a Volvo\nWith his brights on behind me\nI lean out the window and scream\n\"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\nMy wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\nI said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\nSo I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\nNow a woman on a speaker box\nIs sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\nI said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\nWe'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\nThen my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\nI think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\nI said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\nShe says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\nI put my head in my hands and scream\n\"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\nThe voice on the speaker says\n\"I don't have all day.\"\nI said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\nI wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\nShe's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\nI'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\nPlus we need curly fries\nAnd don't you dare forget it!\nAnd two medium root beers\nNo, just one, we'll split it.\"\nThen I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\nSo read me back my order\nLet's make sure you got it right.\"\nShe says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\nTwo - you want a cheeseburger\nThree - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n\"Stop! Don't go no further!\nI never ordered a large root beer\nI said medium, not large!\"\nThen she says, \"We're havin' a special\nI supersized you at no charge.\"\n\"Oh.\" And that's all\nI could say, was \"Oh.\"\nAnd she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\nThat I really think you should know\nYou can have unlimited refills\nFor just a quarter more.\"\nI say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\nThen she says, \"Wait a minute\nYour voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\nAnd my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\nNow tell me, who's this Paul?\"\nShe says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\nWho goes to school with me\nI sat behind him last year\nAnd I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\nI said, \"I know a guy named Paul\nHe used to be my plumber\nHe was prematurely bald\nAnd he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\nHe also had bladder problems\nAnd a really bad infection on his toe.\"\nAnd she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\nThat's way more than I needed to know!\"\nAnd then we both were quiet\nAnd things got real intense\nThen she says, \"Next window, please\nThat'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\nSo we inched ahead in line\nMovin' painfully slow\nI got a little bored\nSo I turned on the radio\n\nClick, turned it off\nBecause my wife was getting a headache\nSo we both just sat there quietly for her sake\nThen I looked at her\nAnd she looked back at me\nAnd I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\nShe turned away from me\nAnd then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\nBut hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\nThen she said, \"How about now?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, almost\nThere's still a little bit there, but don't worry\nIt's probably just a piece of toast.\"\nNow we're at the pay window\nOr whatever you call it\nPut my hand in my pocket\nI can't believe there's no wallet!\n\nAnd the lady at the window's like\n\"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\nI turn around to my wife, and say\n\"How much have you got on you?\"\nShe just rolls her eyes and says\n\"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\nSo she reaches into her purse\nAnd busts out the American Express\nI hand it to the lady\nAnd she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\nWe don't take credit cards here.\"\nI took back the card and said\n\"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\nAnd that's when I found out\nMy wife was only carryin' three bucks\nI said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\nShe says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\nAnd I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\nNow the lady at the window\nIs lookin' at me kind of strange\nAnd she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\nI said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\nWe won't be long.\"\nSo I looked around inside the glove-box\nAnd checked the mat beneath my feet\nI found a nickel in an ashtray\nAnd a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\nBefore long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\nThe lady counts it up and says\n\"You're still about a dollar short\"\nAnd now my woman's got this weird look\nFrozen on her face\nShe screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\nAnd so I turned around\nTo the cashier again\nI shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\nSo I pick up my change\nPick up my receipt\nAnd I drive to the pickup window\nMan, I just can't wait to eat\nAnd now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\nWearin' a dorky nametag that says\n\"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\nAnd he hands me a paper bag\nI look him in the eyes\nAnd I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\nWell, he looks at me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he looks at me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he looks it me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he says, \"I'm sorry!\nWhat did you want again?\"\nI say \"Ketchup!\"\nAnd he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\nI just spaced out there for a second\nI'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\nAnd then he hands me the ketchup\nAnd now we're finally drivin' away\nAnd the food is drivin' me mad\nWith its intoxicating bouquet\nI'm starvin' to death\nBy the time we pull up at the traffic light\nI say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\nI just gotta have a bite!\"\nSo she reaches in the bag\nAnd pulls out the burger\nAnd she hands me the burger\nAnd I pick up the burger\nAnd then I unwrap the paper\nI bite into those buns\nAnd I just can't believe it\nThey forgot the onion!","syncedLyrics":"[00:21.70] Seven o'clock in the evening\n[00:23.26] Watchin something stupid on TV\n[00:25.77] I'm zoned out on the sofa\n[00:27.61] When my wife comes in the room and sees me\n[00:30.58] And she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\n[00:35.45] And I say, \"I don't know...\"\n[00:36.51] Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n[00:39.73] She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n[00:44.31] I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n[00:48.17] She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n[00:50.39] I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n[00:52.59] She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n[00:54.89] I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n[00:56.62] But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n[01:01.53] And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n[01:05.98] I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n[01:08.15] She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n[01:10.54] I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n[01:12.51] She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n[01:14.90] I hopped up and I said\n[01:16.02] \"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\n[01:18.78] She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n[01:24.35] I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n[01:26.42] She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n[01:28.21] I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n[01:29.82] She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n[01:32.99] Well, I was gonna say something\n[01:34.87] But my cell phone started to ring\n[01:37.15] Now who could be callin' me?\n[01:39.24] Well, I checked my caller ID\n[01:41.31] It was just cousin Larry\n[01:42.85] Callin' for the third time today\n[01:46.00] My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n[01:48.48] I said, \"Okay.\"\n[01:50.46] \"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\n[01:54.78] She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n[01:57.24] \"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\n[01:59.58] And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n[02:03.12] I says, \"No\"\n[02:03.65] She says, \"Yes\"\n[02:04.36] I says, \"No\"\n[02:04.81] She says, \"Yes\"\n[02:05.45] I says, \"No\"\n[02:05.95] She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n[02:08.33] I step a little bit closer\n[02:10.48] Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n[02:12.64] She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n[02:14.79] I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n[02:17.12] I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n[02:19.44] And eatin' expensive food\"\n[02:21.58] She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n[02:22.96] I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n[02:25.83] And Burrito King would make me gassy\n[02:28.43] There's no doubt\"\n[02:30.49] She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n[02:32.25] I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n[02:34.96] Then I get an idea\n[02:37.18] I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n[02:38.73] She says, \"What?\"\n[02:39.31] I say, \"Guess!\"\n[02:39.81] She says \"What?\"\n[02:40.54] I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n[02:43.66] So we head out the front door\n[02:46.12] Open the garage door\n[02:48.22] Then I open the car doors\n[02:50.43] And we get in those car doors\n[02:52.41] Put my key in the ignition\n[02:54.87] And then I turn it sideways\n[02:57.02] Then we fasten our seat belts\n[02:59.23] As we pull out the driveway\n[03:01.53] Then we drive to the drive-thru\n[03:03.78] Heading off to the drive-thru\n[03:06.05] We're approaching the drive-thru\n[03:08.29] Getting close to the drive-thru\n[03:10.34] Almost there at the drive-thru\n[03:12.69] Now we're here at the drive-thru\n[03:14.87] Here in line at the drive-thru\n[03:17.08] Did I mention the drive-thru?\n[03:19.31] \n[03:22.18] \n[03:27.78] Well, here we are\n[03:29.40] In the drive-thru line, me and her\n[03:32.43] Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n[03:34.67] All just waiting to order\n[03:36.56] There's some idiot in a Volvo\n[03:38.86] With his brights on behind me\n[03:41.01] I lean out the window and scream\n[03:42.74] \"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\n[03:45.92] My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n[03:50.47] I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n[03:52.61] So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n[03:54.95] Now a woman on a speaker box\n[03:56.88] Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n[03:58.93] I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n[04:00.99] We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n[04:03.55] Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n[04:08.26] I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n[04:12.61] I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n[04:14.78] She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n[04:17.07] I put my head in my hands and scream\n[04:19.29] \"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\n[04:21.61] The voice on the speaker says\n[04:23.80] \"I don't have all day.\"\n[04:25.92] I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n[04:30.39] I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n[04:34.76] She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n[04:36.62] I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n[04:39.33] Plus we need curly fries\n[04:41.65] And don't you dare forget it!\n[04:43.80] And two medium root beers\n[04:46.01] No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n[04:48.34] Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n[04:52.51] So read me back my order\n[04:54.54] Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n[04:56.42] She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n[04:59.17] Two - you want a cheeseburger\n[05:01.21] Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n[05:04.03] \"Stop! Don't go no further!\n[05:05.72] I never ordered a large root beer\n[05:07.64] I said medium, not large!\"\n[05:10.51] Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n[05:12.54] I supersized you at no charge.\"\n[05:15.28] \"Oh.\" And that's all\n[05:17.20] I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n[05:18.58] And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n[05:21.09] That I really think you should know\n[05:23.26] You can have unlimited refills\n[05:25.54] For just a quarter more.\"\n[05:27.69] I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n[05:32.34] Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n[05:34.51] Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n[05:37.69] And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n[05:40.05] Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n[05:42.02] She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n[05:44.22] Who goes to school with me\n[05:46.64] I sat behind him last year\n[05:47.98] And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n[05:50.94] I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n[05:53.48] He used to be my plumber\n[05:55.44] He was prematurely bald\n[05:57.74] And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n[05:59.99] He also had bladder problems\n[06:01.89] And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n[06:04.25] And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n[06:06.44] That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n[06:08.81] And then we both were quiet\n[06:11.03] And things got real intense\n[06:13.26] Then she says, \"Next window, please\n[06:14.95] That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n[06:17.65] So we inched ahead in line\n[06:19.60] Movin' painfully slow\n[06:21.66] I got a little bored\n[06:23.20] So I turned on the radio\n[06:27.27] \n[06:42.09] Click, turned it off\n[06:43.46] Because my wife was getting a headache\n[06:47.28] So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n[06:51.77] Then I looked at her\n[06:53.92] And she looked back at me\n[06:55.82] And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n[07:00.27] She turned away from me\n[07:01.96] And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n[07:05.04] I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n[07:07.56] But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n[07:09.41] Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n[07:12.26] I said, \"Yeah, almost\n[07:13.88] There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n[07:15.86] It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n[07:17.85] Now we're at the pay window\n[07:20.03] Or whatever you call it\n[07:22.24] Put my hand in my pocket\n[07:24.20] I can't believe there's no wallet!\n[07:28.89] \n[07:33.58] And the lady at the window's like\n[07:35.44] \"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\n[07:39.79] I turn around to my wife, and say\n[07:42.03] \"How much have you got on you?\"\n[07:44.18] She just rolls her eyes and says\n[07:46.21] \"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\n[07:48.96] So she reaches into her purse\n[07:50.75] And busts out the American Express\n[07:53.46] I hand it to the lady\n[07:55.72] And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n[08:00.15] We don't take credit cards here.\"\n[08:02.23] I took back the card and said\n[08:03.92] \"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\n[08:06.84] And that's when I found out\n[08:08.40] My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n[08:11.60] I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n[08:16.01] She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n[08:20.02] And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n[08:24.53] Now the lady at the window\n[08:25.89] Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n[08:29.08] And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n[08:33.57] I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n[08:36.35] We won't be long.\"\n[08:37.80] So I looked around inside the glove-box\n[08:40.04] And checked the mat beneath my feet\n[08:42.24] I found a nickel in an ashtray\n[08:43.86] And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n[08:46.69] Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n[08:51.18] The lady counts it up and says\n[08:53.40] \"You're still about a dollar short\"\n[08:55.69] And now my woman's got this weird look\n[08:57.56] Frozen on her face\n[08:59.54] She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n[09:04.59] And so I turned around\n[09:06.90] To the cashier again\n[09:09.14] I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\n[09:13.20] So I pick up my change\n[09:15.46] Pick up my receipt\n[09:17.49] And I drive to the pickup window\n[09:19.58] Man, I just can't wait to eat\n[09:21.99] And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n[09:26.54] Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n[09:28.50] \"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\n[09:31.12] And he hands me a paper bag\n[09:33.49] I look him in the eyes\n[09:35.71] And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n[09:40.52] Well, he looks at me\n[09:42.80] And I look at him\n[09:45.04] And he looks at me\n[09:47.25] And I look at him\n[09:49.50] And he looks it me\n[09:51.62] And I look at him\n[09:53.63] And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n[09:55.95] What did you want again?\"\n[09:58.22] I say \"Ketchup!\"\n[09:59.66] And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n[10:02.31] I just spaced out there for a second\n[10:04.59] I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n[10:07.25] And then he hands me the ketchup\n[10:09.48] And now we're finally drivin' away\n[10:11.79] And the food is drivin' me mad\n[10:13.65] With its intoxicating bouquet\n[10:16.34] I'm starvin' to death\n[10:17.24] By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n[10:20.55] I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n[10:22.94] I just gotta have a bite!\"\n[10:25.09] So she reaches in the bag\n[10:27.34] And pulls out the burger\n[10:29.61] And she hands me the burger\n[10:31.77] And I pick up the burger\n[10:33.92] And then I unwrap the paper\n[10:36.52] I bite into those buns\n[10:38.74] And I just can't believe it\n[10:41.06] They forgot the onion!\n[10:43.77] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: On Trapped in the Drive-Thru\n  artist: '\"Weird Al\" Yankovic'\n  album: '\"Weird Al\" Yankovic: The Rhapsody Interview'\n  duration_ms: 651000\n  instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Seven o'clock in the evening\n  start_ms: 21700\n  end_ms: 23260\n- text: Watchin something stupid on TV\n  start_ms: 23260\n  end_ms: 25770\n- text: I'm zoned out on the sofa\n  start_ms: 25770\n  end_ms: 27610\n- text: When my wife comes in the room and sees me\n  start_ms: 27610\n  end_ms: 30580\n- text: And she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\n  start_ms: 30580\n  end_ms: 35450\n- text: And I say, \"I don't know...\"\n  start_ms: 35450\n  end_ms: 36510\n- text: Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n  start_ms: 36510\n  end_ms: 39730\n- text: She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n  start_ms: 39730\n  end_ms: 44310\n- text: I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n  start_ms: 44310\n  end_ms: 48170\n- text: She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n  start_ms: 48170\n  end_ms: 50390\n- text: I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n  start_ms: 50390\n  end_ms: 52590\n- text: She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n  start_ms: 52590\n  end_ms: 54890\n- text: I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n  start_ms: 54890\n  end_ms: 56620\n- text: But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n  start_ms: 56620\n  end_ms: 61530\n- text: And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n  start_ms: 61530\n  end_ms: 65980\n- text: I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n  start_ms: 65980\n  end_ms: 68150\n- text: She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n  start_ms: 68150\n  end_ms: 70540\n- text: I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n  start_ms: 70540\n  end_ms: 72510\n- text: She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n  start_ms: 72510\n  end_ms: 74900\n- text: I hopped up and I said\n  start_ms: 74900\n  end_ms: 76020\n- text: '\"I don''t know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"'\n  start_ms: 76020\n  end_ms: 78780\n- text: She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n  start_ms: 78780\n  end_ms: 84350\n- text: I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n  start_ms: 84350\n  end_ms: 86420\n- text: She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n  start_ms: 86420\n  end_ms: 88210\n- text: I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n  start_ms: 88210\n  end_ms: 89820\n- text: She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n  start_ms: 89820\n  end_ms: 92990\n- text: Well, I was gonna say something\n  start_ms: 92990\n  end_ms: 94870\n- text: But my cell phone started to ring\n  start_ms: 94870\n  end_ms: 97150\n- text: Now who could be callin' me?\n  start_ms: 97150\n  end_ms: 99240\n- text: Well, I checked my caller ID\n  start_ms: 99240\n  end_ms: 101310\n- text: It was just cousin Larry\n  start_ms: 101310\n  end_ms: 102850\n- text: Callin' for the third time today\n  start_ms: 102850\n  end_ms: 106000\n- text: My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n  start_ms: 106000\n  end_ms: 108480\n- text: I said, \"Okay.\"\n  start_ms: 108480\n  end_ms: 110460\n- text: '\"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"'\n  start_ms: 110460\n  end_ms: 114780\n- text: She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n  start_ms: 114780\n  end_ms: 117240\n- text: '\"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don''t you?\"'\n  start_ms: 117240\n  end_ms: 119580\n- text: And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n  start_ms: 119580\n  end_ms: 123120\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 123120\n  end_ms: 123650\n- text: She says, \"Yes\"\n  start_ms: 123650\n  end_ms: 124360\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 124360\n  end_ms: 124810\n- text: She says, \"Yes\"\n  start_ms: 124810\n  end_ms: 125450\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 125450\n  end_ms: 125950\n- text: She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n  start_ms: 125950\n  end_ms: 128330\n- text: I step a little bit closer\n  start_ms: 128330\n  end_ms: 130480\n- text: Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n  start_ms: 130480\n  end_ms: 132640\n- text: She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n  start_ms: 132640\n  end_ms: 134790\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n  start_ms: 134790\n  end_ms: 137120\n- text: I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n  start_ms: 137120\n  end_ms: 139440\n- text: And eatin' expensive food\"\n  start_ms: 139440\n  end_ms: 141580\n- text: She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n  start_ms: 141580\n  end_ms: 142960\n- text: I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n  start_ms: 142960\n  end_ms: 145830\n- text: And Burrito King would make me gassy\n  start_ms: 145830\n  end_ms: 148430\n- text: There's no doubt\"\n  start_ms: 148430\n  end_ms: 150490\n- text: She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n  start_ms: 150490\n  end_ms: 152250\n- text: I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n  start_ms: 152250\n  end_ms: 154960\n- text: Then I get an idea\n  start_ms: 154960\n  end_ms: 157180\n- text: I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n  start_ms: 157180\n  end_ms: 158730\n- text: She says, \"What?\"\n  start_ms: 158730\n  end_ms: 159310\n- text: I say, \"Guess!\"\n  start_ms: 159310\n  end_ms: 159810\n- text: She says \"What?\"\n  start_ms: 159810\n  end_ms: 160540\n- text: I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n  start_ms: 160540\n  end_ms: 163660\n- text: So we head out the front door\n  start_ms: 163660\n  end_ms: 166120\n- text: Open the garage door\n  start_ms: 166120\n  end_ms: 168220\n- text: Then I open the car doors\n  start_ms: 168220\n  end_ms: 170430\n- text: And we get in those car doors\n  start_ms: 170430\n  end_ms: 172410\n- text: Put my key in the ignition\n  start_ms: 172410\n  end_ms: 174870\n- text: And then I turn it sideways\n  start_ms: 174870\n  end_ms: 177020\n- text: Then we fasten our seat belts\n  start_ms: 177020\n  end_ms: 179230\n- text: As we pull out the driveway\n  start_ms: 179230\n  end_ms: 181530\n- text: Then we drive to the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 181530\n  end_ms: 183780\n- text: Heading off to the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 183780\n  end_ms: 186050\n- text: We're approaching the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 186050\n  end_ms: 188290\n- text: Getting close to the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 188290\n  end_ms: 190340\n- text: Almost there at the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 190340\n  end_ms: 192690\n- text: Now we're here at the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 192690\n  end_ms: 194870\n- text: Here in line at the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 194870\n  end_ms: 197080\n- text: Did I mention the drive-thru?\n  start_ms: 197080\n  end_ms: 199310\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 199310\n  end_ms: 202180\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 202180\n  end_ms: 207780\n- text: Well, here we are\n  start_ms: 207780\n  end_ms: 209400\n- text: In the drive-thru line, me and her\n  start_ms: 209400\n  end_ms: 212430\n- text: Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n  start_ms: 212430\n  end_ms: 214670\n- text: All just waiting to order\n  start_ms: 214670\n  end_ms: 216560\n- text: There's some idiot in a Volvo\n  start_ms: 216560\n  end_ms: 218860\n- text: With his brights on behind me\n  start_ms: 218860\n  end_ms: 221010\n- text: I lean out the window and scream\n  start_ms: 221010\n  end_ms: 222740\n- text: '\"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"'\n  start_ms: 222740\n  end_ms: 225920\n- text: My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n  start_ms: 225920\n  end_ms: 230470\n- text: I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n  start_ms: 230470\n  end_ms: 232610\n- text: So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n  start_ms: 232610\n  end_ms: 234950\n- text: Now a woman on a speaker box\n  start_ms: 234950\n  end_ms: 236880\n- text: Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n  start_ms: 236880\n  end_ms: 238930\n- text: I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n  start_ms: 238930\n  end_ms: 240990\n- text: We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n  start_ms: 240990\n  end_ms: 243550\n- text: Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n  start_ms: 243550\n  end_ms: 248260\n- text: I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n  start_ms: 248260\n  end_ms: 252610\n- text: I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n  start_ms: 252610\n  end_ms: 254780\n- text: She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n  start_ms: 254780\n  end_ms: 257070\n- text: I put my head in my hands and scream\n  start_ms: 257070\n  end_ms: 259290\n- text: '\"I don''t know who you are anymore!\"'\n  start_ms: 259290\n  end_ms: 261610\n- text: The voice on the speaker says\n  start_ms: 261610\n  end_ms: 263800\n- text: '\"I don''t have all day.\"'\n  start_ms: 263800\n  end_ms: 265920\n- text: I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n  start_ms: 265920\n  end_ms: 270390\n- text: I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n  start_ms: 270390\n  end_ms: 274760\n- text: She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n  start_ms: 274760\n  end_ms: 276620\n- text: I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n  start_ms: 276620\n  end_ms: 279330\n- text: Plus we need curly fries\n  start_ms: 279330\n  end_ms: 281650\n- text: And don't you dare forget it!\n  start_ms: 281650\n  end_ms: 283800\n- text: And two medium root beers\n  start_ms: 283800\n  end_ms: 286010\n- text: No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n  start_ms: 286010\n  end_ms: 288340\n- text: Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n  start_ms: 288340\n  end_ms: 292510\n- text: So read me back my order\n  start_ms: 292510\n  end_ms: 294540\n- text: Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n  start_ms: 294540\n  end_ms: 296420\n- text: She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n  start_ms: 296420\n  end_ms: 299170\n- text: Two - you want a cheeseburger\n  start_ms: 299170\n  end_ms: 301210\n- text: Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n  start_ms: 301210\n  end_ms: 304030\n- text: '\"Stop! Don''t go no further!'\n  start_ms: 304030\n  end_ms: 305720\n- text: I never ordered a large root beer\n  start_ms: 305720\n  end_ms: 307640\n- text: I said medium, not large!\"\n  start_ms: 307640\n  end_ms: 310510\n- text: Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n  start_ms: 310510\n  end_ms: 312540\n- text: I supersized you at no charge.\"\n  start_ms: 312540\n  end_ms: 315280\n- text: '\"Oh.\" And that''s all'\n  start_ms: 315280\n  end_ms: 317200\n- text: I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n  start_ms: 317200\n  end_ms: 318580\n- text: And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n  start_ms: 318580\n  end_ms: 321090\n- text: That I really think you should know\n  start_ms: 321090\n  end_ms: 323260\n- text: You can have unlimited refills\n  start_ms: 323260\n  end_ms: 325540\n- text: For just a quarter more.\"\n  start_ms: 325540\n  end_ms: 327690\n- text: I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n  start_ms: 327690\n  end_ms: 332340\n- text: Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n  start_ms: 332340\n  end_ms: 334510\n- text: Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n  start_ms: 334510\n  end_ms: 337690\n- text: And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n  start_ms: 337690\n  end_ms: 340050\n- text: Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n  start_ms: 340050\n  end_ms: 342020\n- text: She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n  start_ms: 342020\n  end_ms: 344220\n- text: Who goes to school with me\n  start_ms: 344220\n  end_ms: 346640\n- text: I sat behind him last year\n  start_ms: 346640\n  end_ms: 347980\n- text: And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n  start_ms: 347980\n  end_ms: 350940\n- text: I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n  start_ms: 350940\n  end_ms: 353480\n- text: He used to be my plumber\n  start_ms: 353480\n  end_ms: 355440\n- text: He was prematurely bald\n  start_ms: 355440\n  end_ms: 357740\n- text: And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n  start_ms: 357740\n  end_ms: 359990\n- text: He also had bladder problems\n  start_ms: 359990\n  end_ms: 361890\n- text: And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n  start_ms: 361890\n  end_ms: 364250\n- text: And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n  start_ms: 364250\n  end_ms: 366440\n- text: That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n  start_ms: 366440\n  end_ms: 368810\n- text: And then we both were quiet\n  start_ms: 368810\n  end_ms: 371030\n- text: And things got real intense\n  start_ms: 371030\n  end_ms: 373260\n- text: Then she says, \"Next window, please\n  start_ms: 373260\n  end_ms: 374950\n- text: That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n  start_ms: 374950\n  end_ms: 377650\n- text: So we inched ahead in line\n  start_ms: 377650\n  end_ms: 379600\n- text: Movin' painfully slow\n  start_ms: 379600\n  end_ms: 381660\n- text: I got a little bored\n  start_ms: 381660\n  end_ms: 383200\n- text: So I turned on the radio\n  start_ms: 383200\n  end_ms: 387270\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 387270\n  end_ms: 402090\n- text: Click, turned it off\n  start_ms: 402090\n  end_ms: 403460\n- text: Because my wife was getting a headache\n  start_ms: 403460\n  end_ms: 407280\n- text: So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n  start_ms: 407280\n  end_ms: 411770\n- text: Then I looked at her\n  start_ms: 411770\n  end_ms: 413920\n- text: And she looked back at me\n  start_ms: 413920\n  end_ms: 415820\n- text: And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n  start_ms: 415820\n  end_ms: 420270\n- text: She turned away from me\n  start_ms: 420270\n  end_ms: 421960\n- text: And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n  start_ms: 421960\n  end_ms: 425040\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n  start_ms: 425040\n  end_ms: 427560\n- text: But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n  start_ms: 427560\n  end_ms: 429410\n- text: Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n  start_ms: 429410\n  end_ms: 432260\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, almost\n  start_ms: 432260\n  end_ms: 433880\n- text: There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n  start_ms: 433880\n  end_ms: 435860\n- text: It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n  start_ms: 435860\n  end_ms: 437850\n- text: Now we're at the pay window\n  start_ms: 437850\n  end_ms: 440030\n- text: Or whatever you call it\n  start_ms: 440030\n  end_ms: 442240\n- text: Put my hand in my pocket\n  start_ms: 442240\n  end_ms: 444200\n- text: I can't believe there's no wallet!\n  start_ms: 444200\n  end_ms: 448890\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 448890\n  end_ms: 453580\n- text: And the lady at the window's like\n  start_ms: 453580\n  end_ms: 455440\n- text: '\"Well, well, well, that''ll be five eighty-two.\"'\n  start_ms: 455440\n  end_ms: 459790\n- text: I turn around to my wife, and say\n  start_ms: 459790\n  end_ms: 462030\n- text: '\"How much have you got on you?\"'\n  start_ms: 462030\n  end_ms: 464180\n- text: She just rolls her eyes and says\n  start_ms: 464180\n  end_ms: 466210\n- text: '\"I''ll pay for this, I guess\"'\n  start_ms: 466210\n  end_ms: 468960\n- text: So she reaches into her purse\n  start_ms: 468960\n  end_ms: 470750\n- text: And busts out the American Express\n  start_ms: 470750\n  end_ms: 473460\n- text: I hand it to the lady\n  start_ms: 473460\n  end_ms: 475720\n- text: And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n  start_ms: 475720\n  end_ms: 480150\n- text: We don't take credit cards here.\"\n  start_ms: 480150\n  end_ms: 482230\n- text: I took back the card and said\n  start_ms: 482230\n  end_ms: 483920\n- text: '\"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"'\n  start_ms: 483920\n  end_ms: 486840\n- text: And that's when I found out\n  start_ms: 486840\n  end_ms: 488400\n- text: My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n  start_ms: 488400\n  end_ms: 491600\n- text: I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n  start_ms: 491600\n  end_ms: 496010\n- text: She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n  start_ms: 496010\n  end_ms: 500020\n- text: And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n  start_ms: 500020\n  end_ms: 504530\n- text: Now the lady at the window\n  start_ms: 504530\n  end_ms: 505890\n- text: Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n  start_ms: 505890\n  end_ms: 509080\n- text: And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n  start_ms: 509080\n  end_ms: 513570\n- text: I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n  start_ms: 513570\n  end_ms: 516350\n- text: We won't be long.\"\n  start_ms: 516350\n  end_ms: 517800\n- text: So I looked around inside the glove-box\n  start_ms: 517800\n  end_ms: 520040\n- text: And checked the mat beneath my feet\n  start_ms: 520040\n  end_ms: 522240\n- text: I found a nickel in an ashtray\n  start_ms: 522240\n  end_ms: 523860\n- text: And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n  start_ms: 523860\n  end_ms: 526690\n- text: Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n  start_ms: 526690\n  end_ms: 531180\n- text: The lady counts it up and says\n  start_ms: 531180\n  end_ms: 533400\n- text: '\"You''re still about a dollar short\"'\n  start_ms: 533400\n  end_ms: 535690\n- text: And now my woman's got this weird look\n  start_ms: 535690\n  end_ms: 537560\n- text: Frozen on her face\n  start_ms: 537560\n  end_ms: 539540\n- text: She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n  start_ms: 539540\n  end_ms: 544590\n- text: And so I turned around\n  start_ms: 544590\n  end_ms: 546900\n- text: To the cashier again\n  start_ms: 546900\n  end_ms: 549140\n- text: 'I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"'\n  start_ms: 549140\n  end_ms: 553200\n- text: So I pick up my change\n  start_ms: 553200\n  end_ms: 555460\n- text: Pick up my receipt\n  start_ms: 555460\n  end_ms: 557490\n- text: And I drive to the pickup window\n  start_ms: 557490\n  end_ms: 559580\n- text: Man, I just can't wait to eat\n  start_ms: 559580\n  end_ms: 561990\n- text: And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n  start_ms: 561990\n  end_ms: 566540\n- text: Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n  start_ms: 566540\n  end_ms: 568500\n- text: '\"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"'\n  start_ms: 568500\n  end_ms: 571120\n- text: And he hands me a paper bag\n  start_ms: 571120\n  end_ms: 573490\n- text: I look him in the eyes\n  start_ms: 573490\n  end_ms: 575710\n- text: And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n  start_ms: 575710\n  end_ms: 580520\n- text: Well, he looks at me\n  start_ms: 580520\n  end_ms: 582800\n- text: And I look at him\n  start_ms: 582800\n  end_ms: 585040\n- text: And he looks at me\n  start_ms: 585040\n  end_ms: 587250\n- text: And I look at him\n  start_ms: 587250\n  end_ms: 589500\n- text: And he looks it me\n  start_ms: 589500\n  end_ms: 591620\n- text: And I look at him\n  start_ms: 591620\n  end_ms: 593630\n- text: And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n  start_ms: 593630\n  end_ms: 595950\n- text: What did you want again?\"\n  start_ms: 595950\n  end_ms: 598220\n- text: I say \"Ketchup!\"\n  start_ms: 598220\n  end_ms: 599660\n- text: And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n  start_ms: 599660\n  end_ms: 602310\n- text: I just spaced out there for a second\n  start_ms: 602310\n  end_ms: 604590\n- text: I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n  start_ms: 604590\n  end_ms: 607250\n- text: And then he hands me the ketchup\n  start_ms: 607250\n  end_ms: 609480\n- text: And now we're finally drivin' away\n  start_ms: 609480\n  end_ms: 611790\n- text: And the food is drivin' me mad\n  start_ms: 611790\n  end_ms: 613650\n- text: With its intoxicating bouquet\n  start_ms: 613650\n  end_ms: 616340\n- text: I'm starvin' to death\n  start_ms: 616340\n  end_ms: 617240\n- text: By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n  start_ms: 617240\n  end_ms: 620550\n- text: I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n  start_ms: 620550\n  end_ms: 622940\n- text: I just gotta have a bite!\"\n  start_ms: 622940\n  end_ms: 625090\n- text: So she reaches in the bag\n  start_ms: 625090\n  end_ms: 627340\n- text: And pulls out the burger\n  start_ms: 627340\n  end_ms: 629610\n- text: And she hands me the burger\n  start_ms: 629610\n  end_ms: 631770\n- text: And I pick up the burger\n  start_ms: 631770\n  end_ms: 633920\n- text: And then I unwrap the paper\n  start_ms: 633920\n  end_ms: 636520\n- text: I bite into those buns\n  start_ms: 636520\n  end_ms: 638740\n- text: And I just can't believe it\n  start_ms: 638740\n  end_ms: 641060\n- text: They forgot the onion!\n  start_ms: 641060\n  end_ms: 643770\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 643770\nplain: |-\n  Seven o'clock in the evening\n  Watchin something stupid on TV\n  I'm zoned out on the sofa\n  When my wife comes in the room and sees me\n  And she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\n  And I say, \"I don't know...\"\n  Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n  She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n  I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n  She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n  I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n  She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n  I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n  But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n  And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n  I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n  She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n  I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n  She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n  I hopped up and I said\n  \"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\n  She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n  I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n  She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n  I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n  She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n\n  Well, I was gonna say something\n  But my cell phone started to ring\n  Now who could be callin' me?\n  Well, I checked my caller ID\n  It was just cousin Larry\n  Callin' for the third time today\n  My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n  I said, \"Okay.\"\n  \"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\n  She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n  \"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\n  And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n  I step a little bit closer\n  Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n  She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n  I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n  And eatin' expensive food\"\n  She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n  I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n  And Burrito King would make me gassy\n  There's no doubt\"\n  She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n  I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n  Then I get an idea\n  I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n  She says, \"What?\"\n  I say, \"Guess!\"\n  She says \"What?\"\n  I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n\n  So we head out the front door\n  Open the garage door\n  Then I open the car doors\n  And we get in those car doors\n  Put my key in the ignition\n  And then I turn it sideways\n  Then we fasten our seat belts\n  As we pull out the driveway\n  Then we drive to the drive-thru\n  Heading off to the drive-thru\n  We're approaching the drive-thru\n  Getting close to the drive-thru\n  Almost there at the drive-thru\n  Now we're here at the drive-thru\n  Here in line at the drive-thru\n  Did I mention the drive-thru?\n\n  Well, here we are\n  In the drive-thru line, me and her\n  Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n  All just waiting to order\n  There's some idiot in a Volvo\n  With his brights on behind me\n  I lean out the window and scream\n  \"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\n  My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n  I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n  So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n  Now a woman on a speaker box\n  Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n  I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n  We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n  Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n  I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n  I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n  She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n  I put my head in my hands and scream\n  \"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\n  The voice on the speaker says\n  \"I don't have all day.\"\n  I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n  I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n  She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n  I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n  Plus we need curly fries\n  And don't you dare forget it!\n  And two medium root beers\n  No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n  Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n  So read me back my order\n  Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n  She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n  Two - you want a cheeseburger\n  Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n  \"Stop! Don't go no further!\n  I never ordered a large root beer\n  I said medium, not large!\"\n  Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n  I supersized you at no charge.\"\n  \"Oh.\" And that's all\n  I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n  And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n  That I really think you should know\n  You can have unlimited refills\n  For just a quarter more.\"\n  I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n  Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n  Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n  And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n  Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n  She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n  Who goes to school with me\n  I sat behind him last year\n  And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n  I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n  He used to be my plumber\n  He was prematurely bald\n  And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n  He also had bladder problems\n  And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n  And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n  That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n  And then we both were quiet\n  And things got real intense\n  Then she says, \"Next window, please\n  That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n  So we inched ahead in line\n  Movin' painfully slow\n  I got a little bored\n  So I turned on the radio\n\n  Click, turned it off\n  Because my wife was getting a headache\n  So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n  Then I looked at her\n  And she looked back at me\n  And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n  She turned away from me\n  And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n  But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n  Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, almost\n  There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n  It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n  Now we're at the pay window\n  Or whatever you call it\n  Put my hand in my pocket\n  I can't believe there's no wallet!\n\n  And the lady at the window's like\n  \"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\n  I turn around to my wife, and say\n  \"How much have you got on you?\"\n  She just rolls her eyes and says\n  \"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\n  So she reaches into her purse\n  And busts out the American Express\n  I hand it to the lady\n  And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n  We don't take credit cards here.\"\n  I took back the card and said\n  \"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\n  And that's when I found out\n  My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n  I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n  She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n  And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n  Now the lady at the window\n  Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n  And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n  I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n  We won't be long.\"\n  So I looked around inside the glove-box\n  And checked the mat beneath my feet\n  I found a nickel in an ashtray\n  And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n  Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n  The lady counts it up and says\n  \"You're still about a dollar short\"\n  And now my woman's got this weird look\n  Frozen on her face\n  She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n  And so I turned around\n  To the cashier again\n  I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\n  So I pick up my change\n  Pick up my receipt\n  And I drive to the pickup window\n  Man, I just can't wait to eat\n  And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n  Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n  \"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\n  And he hands me a paper bag\n  I look him in the eyes\n  And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n  Well, he looks at me\n  And I look at him\n  And he looks at me\n  And I look at him\n  And he looks it me\n  And I look at him\n  And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n  What did you want again?\"\n  I say \"Ketchup!\"\n  And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n  I just spaced out there for a second\n  I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n  And then he hands me the ketchup\n  And now we're finally drivin' away\n  And the food is drivin' me mad\n  With its intoxicating bouquet\n  I'm starvin' to death\n  By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n  I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n  I just gotta have a bite!\"\n  So she reaches in the bag\n  And pulls out the burger\n  And she hands me the burger\n  And I pick up the burger\n  And then I unwrap the paper\n  I bite into those buns\n  And I just can't believe it\n  They forgot the onion!\n"},{"id":17859212,"name":"Trapped In The Drive-Thru (Parody Of \\\"Trapped In The Closet\\\" By R. Kelly) (Main Version)","trackName":"Trapped In The Drive-Thru (Parody Of \\\"Trapped In The Closet\\\" By R. Kelly) (Main Version)","artistName":"\"Weird Al\" Yankovic","albumName":"'Weird Al' Yankovic\\The Essential Weird Al Yankovic","duration":651.049796,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Seven o'clock in the evening\nWatchin something stupid on TV\nI'm zoned out on the sofa\nWhen my wife comes in the room and sees me\nAnd she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\nAnd I say, \"I don't know...\"\nSay, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\nShe says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\nI said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\nShe said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\nI said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\nShe said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\nI said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\nBut first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\nAnd she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\nI said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\nShe said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\nI said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\nShe said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\nI hopped up and I said\n\"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\nShe's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\nI'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\nShe's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\nI'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\nShe's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n\nWell, I was gonna say something\nBut my cell phone started to ring\nNow who could be callin' me?\nWell, I checked my caller ID\nIt was just cousin Larry\nCallin' for the third time today\nMy wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\nI said, \"Okay.\"\n\"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\nShe said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n\"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\nAnd then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\nI step a little bit closer\nSay, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\nShe says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\nI don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\nAnd eatin' expensive food\"\nShe's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\nI say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\nAnd Burrito King would make me gassy\nThere's no doubt\"\nShe says, \"Just forget about it\"\nI said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\nThen I get an idea\nI say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\nShe says, \"What?\"\nI say, \"Guess!\"\nShe says \"What?\"\nI say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n\nSo we head out the front door\nOpen the garage door\nThen I open the car doors\nAnd we get in those car doors\nPut my key in the ignition\nAnd then I turn it sideways\nThen we fasten our seat belts\nAs we pull out the driveway\nThen we drive to the drive-thru\nHeading off to the drive-thru\nWe're approaching the drive-thru\nGetting close to the drive-thru\nAlmost there at the drive-thru\nNow we're here at the drive-thru\nHere in line at the drive-thru\nDid I mention the drive-thru?\n\nWell, here we are\nIn the drive-thru line, me and her\nCars in front of us, cars in back of us\nAll just waiting to order\nThere's some idiot in a Volvo\nWith his brights on behind me\nI lean out the window and scream\n\"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\nMy wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\nI said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\nSo I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\nNow a woman on a speaker box\nIs sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\nI said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\nWe'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\nThen my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\nI think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\nI said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\nShe says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\nI put my head in my hands and scream\n\"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\nThe voice on the speaker says\n\"I don't have all day.\"\nI said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\nI wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\nShe's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\nI'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\nPlus we need curly fries\nAnd don't you dare forget it!\nAnd two medium root beers\nNo, just one, we'll split it.\"\nThen I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\nSo read me back my order\nLet's make sure you got it right.\"\nShe says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\nTwo - you want a cheeseburger\nThree - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n\"Stop! Don't go no further!\nI never ordered a large root beer\nI said medium, not large!\"\nThen she says, \"We're havin' a special\nI supersized you at no charge.\"\n\"Oh.\" And that's all\nI could say, was \"Oh.\"\nAnd she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\nThat I really think you should know\nYou can have unlimited refills\nFor just a quarter more.\"\nI say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\nThen she says, \"Wait a minute\nYour voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\nAnd my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\nNow tell me, who's this Paul?\"\nShe says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\nWho goes to school with me\nI sat behind him last year\nAnd I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\nI said, \"I know a guy named Paul\nHe used to be my plumber\nHe was prematurely bald\nAnd he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\nHe also had bladder problems\nAnd a really bad infection on his toe.\"\nAnd she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\nThat's way more than I needed to know!\"\nAnd then we both were quiet\nAnd things got real intense\nThen she says, \"Next window, please\nThat'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\nSo we inched ahead in line\nMovin' painfully slow\nI got a little bored\nSo I turned on the radio\n\nClick, turned it off\nBecause my wife was getting a headache\nSo we both just sat there quietly for her sake\nThen I looked at her\nAnd she looked back at me\nAnd I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\nShe turned away from me\nAnd then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\nBut hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\nThen she said, \"How about now?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, almost\nThere's still a little bit there, but don't worry\nIt's probably just a piece of toast.\"\nNow we're at the pay window\nOr whatever you call it\nPut my hand in my pocket\nI can't believe there's no wallet!\n\nAnd the lady at the window's like\n\"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\nI turn around to my wife, and say\n\"How much have you got on you?\"\nShe just rolls her eyes and says\n\"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\nSo she reaches into her purse\nAnd busts out the American Express\nI hand it to the lady\nAnd she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\nWe don't take credit cards here.\"\nI took back the card and said\n\"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\nAnd that's when I found out\nMy wife was only carryin' three bucks\nI said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\nShe says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\nAnd I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\nNow the lady at the window\nIs lookin' at me kind of strange\nAnd she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\nI said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\nWe won't be long.\"\nSo I looked around inside the glove-box\nAnd checked the mat beneath my feet\nI found a nickel in an ashtray\nAnd a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\nBefore long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\nThe lady counts it up and says\n\"You're still about a dollar short\"\nAnd now my woman's got this weird look\nFrozen on her face\nShe screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\nAnd so I turned around\nTo the cashier again\nI shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\nSo I pick up my change\nPick up my receipt\nAnd I drive to the pickup window\nMan, I just can't wait to eat\nAnd now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\nWearin' a dorky nametag that says\n\"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\nAnd he hands me a paper bag\nI look him in the eyes\nAnd I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\nWell, he looks at me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he looks at me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he looks it me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he says, \"I'm sorry!\nWhat did you want again?\"\nI say \"Ketchup!\"\nAnd he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\nI just spaced out there for a second\nI'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\nAnd then he hands me the ketchup\nAnd now we're finally drivin' away\nAnd the food is drivin' me mad\nWith its intoxicating bouquet\nI'm starvin' to death\nBy the time we pull up at the traffic light\nI say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\nI just gotta have a bite!\"\nSo she reaches in the bag\nAnd pulls out the burger\nAnd she hands me the burger\nAnd I pick up the burger\nAnd then I unwrap the paper\nI bite into those buns\nAnd I just can't believe it\nThey forgot the onion!","syncedLyrics":"[00:21.76] Seven o'clock in the evening\n[00:23.25] Watchin something stupid on TV\n[00:25.76] I'm zoned out on the sofa\n[00:27.62] When my wife comes in the room and sees me\n[00:30.55] And she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\n[00:35.43] And I say, \"I don't know...\"\n[00:36.52] Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n[00:39.74] She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n[00:44.30] I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n[00:48.10] She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n[00:50.31] I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n[00:52.52] She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n[00:54.83] I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n[00:56.69] But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n[01:01.58] And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n[01:05.97] I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n[01:08.15] She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n[01:10.50] I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n[01:12.54] She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n[01:14.85] I hopped up and I said\n[01:16.06] \"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\n[01:18.79] She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n[01:24.38] I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n[01:26.40] She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n[01:28.29] I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n[01:29.86] She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n[01:32.94] Well, I was gonna say something\n[01:34.89] But my cell phone started to ring\n[01:37.19] Now who could be callin' me?\n[01:39.23] Well, I checked my caller ID\n[01:41.30] It was just cousin Larry\n[01:42.86] Callin' for the third time today\n[01:46.09] My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n[01:48.47] I said, \"Okay.\"\n[01:50.49] \"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\n[01:54.74] She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n[01:57.20] \"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\n[01:59.51] And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n[02:03.19] I says, \"No\"\n[02:03.61] She says, \"Yes\"\n[02:04.32] I says, \"No\"\n[02:04.80] She says, \"Yes\"\n[02:05.43] I says, \"No\"\n[02:05.95] She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n[02:08.30] I step a little bit closer\n[02:10.42] Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n[02:12.62] She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n[02:14.75] I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n[02:17.12] I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n[02:19.46] And eatin' expensive food\"\n[02:21.50] She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n[02:23.00] I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n[02:25.85] And Burrito King would make me gassy\n[02:28.48] There's no doubt\"\n[02:30.50] She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n[02:32.25] I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n[02:34.95] Then I get an idea\n[02:37.15] I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n[02:38.75] She says, \"What?\"\n[02:39.34] I say, \"Guess!\"\n[02:39.88] She says \"What?\"\n[02:40.54] I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n[02:43.61] So we head out the front door\n[02:46.17] Open the garage door\n[02:48.22] Then I open the car doors\n[02:50.42] And we get in those car doors\n[02:52.44] Put my key in the ignition\n[02:54.86] And then I turn it sideways\n[02:57.07] Then we fasten our seat belts\n[02:59.29] As we pull out the driveway\n[03:01.58] Then we drive to the drive-thru\n[03:03.72] Heading off to the drive-thru\n[03:06.02] We're approaching the drive-thru\n[03:08.28] Getting close to the drive-thru\n[03:10.38] Almost there at the drive-thru\n[03:12.60] Now we're here at the drive-thru\n[03:14.80] Here in line at the drive-thru\n[03:17.06] Did I mention the drive-thru?\n[03:19.31] \n[03:22.16] \n[03:27.73] Well, here we are\n[03:29.46] In the drive-thru line, me and her\n[03:32.42] Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n[03:34.65] All just waiting to order\n[03:36.55] There's some idiot in a Volvo\n[03:38.88] With his brights on behind me\n[03:41.07] I lean out the window and scream\n[03:42.76] \"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\n[03:45.97] My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n[03:50.46] I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n[03:52.62] So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n[03:54.91] Now a woman on a speaker box\n[03:56.85] Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n[03:58.94] I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n[04:00.98] We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n[04:03.55] Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n[04:08.29] I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n[04:12.62] I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n[04:14.78] She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n[04:17.03] I put my head in my hands and scream\n[04:19.28] \"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\n[04:21.65] The voice on the speaker says\n[04:23.83] \"I don't have all day.\"\n[04:25.97] I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n[04:30.37] I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n[04:34.75] She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n[04:36.66] I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n[04:39.36] Plus we need curly fries\n[04:41.65] And don't you dare forget it!\n[04:43.86] And two medium root beers\n[04:46.02] No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n[04:48.39] Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n[04:52.54] So read me back my order\n[04:54.55] Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n[04:56.44] She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n[04:59.18] Two - you want a cheeseburger\n[05:01.23] Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n[05:04.02] \"Stop! Don't go no further!\n[05:05.74] I never ordered a large root beer\n[05:07.61] I said medium, not large!\"\n[05:10.58] Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n[05:12.57] I supersized you at no charge.\"\n[05:15.22] \"Oh.\" And that's all\n[05:17.23] I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n[05:18.52] And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n[05:21.02] That I really think you should know\n[05:23.30] You can have unlimited refills\n[05:25.51] For just a quarter more.\"\n[05:27.63] I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n[05:32.37] Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n[05:34.55] Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n[05:37.62] And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n[05:40.02] Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n[05:42.08] She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n[05:44.29] Who goes to school with me\n[05:46.60] I sat behind him last year\n[05:47.93] And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n[05:50.96] I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n[05:53.46] He used to be my plumber\n[05:55.49] He was prematurely bald\n[05:57.72] And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n[05:59.98] He also had bladder problems\n[06:01.88] And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n[06:04.26] And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n[06:06.43] That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n[06:08.83] And then we both were quiet\n[06:11.04] And things got real intense\n[06:13.27] Then she says, \"Next window, please\n[06:14.95] That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n[06:17.69] So we inched ahead in line\n[06:19.68] Movin' painfully slow\n[06:21.63] I got a little bored\n[06:23.26] So I turned on the radio\n[06:27.33] \n[06:42.00] Click, turned it off\n[06:43.47] Because my wife was getting a headache\n[06:47.28] So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n[06:51.71] Then I looked at her\n[06:53.97] And she looked back at me\n[06:55.80] And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n[07:00.25] She turned away from me\n[07:01.94] And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n[07:05.05] I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n[07:07.57] But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n[07:09.47] Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n[07:12.24] I said, \"Yeah, almost\n[07:13.87] There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n[07:15.87] It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n[07:17.88] Now we're at the pay window\n[07:20.03] Or whatever you call it\n[07:22.23] Put my hand in my pocket\n[07:24.28] I can't believe there's no wallet!\n[07:28.97] \n[07:33.56] And the lady at the window's like\n[07:35.42] \"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\n[07:39.77] I turn around to my wife, and say\n[07:42.02] \"How much have you got on you?\"\n[07:44.16] She just rolls her eyes and says\n[07:46.20] \"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\n[07:48.97] So she reaches into her purse\n[07:50.73] And busts out the American Express\n[07:53.46] I hand it to the lady\n[07:55.76] And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n[08:00.11] We don't take credit cards here.\"\n[08:02.29] I took back the card and said\n[08:03.93] \"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\n[08:06.82] And that's when I found out\n[08:08.47] My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n[08:11.62] I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n[08:16.03] She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n[08:20.04] And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n[08:24.53] Now the lady at the window\n[08:25.89] Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n[08:29.09] And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n[08:33.59] I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n[08:36.36] We won't be long.\"\n[08:37.86] So I looked around inside the glove-box\n[08:40.04] And checked the mat beneath my feet\n[08:42.24] I found a nickel in an ashtray\n[08:43.84] And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n[08:46.62] Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n[08:51.17] The lady counts it up and says\n[08:53.48] \"You're still about a dollar short\"\n[08:55.60] And now my woman's got this weird look\n[08:57.54] Frozen on her face\n[08:59.50] She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n[09:04.57] And so I turned around\n[09:06.87] To the cashier again\n[09:09.18] I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\n[09:13.27] So I pick up my change\n[09:15.43] Pick up my receipt\n[09:17.40] And I drive to the pickup window\n[09:19.54] Man, I just can't wait to eat\n[09:21.90] And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n[09:26.52] Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n[09:28.53] \"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\n[09:31.15] And he hands me a paper bag\n[09:33.44] I look him in the eyes\n[09:35.71] And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n[09:40.56] Well, he looks at me\n[09:42.88] And I look at him\n[09:45.07] And he looks at me\n[09:47.29] And I look at him\n[09:49.57] And he looks it me\n[09:51.65] And I look at him\n[09:53.69] And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n[09:55.94] What did you want again?\"\n[09:58.22] I say \"Ketchup!\"\n[09:59.62] And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n[10:02.39] I just spaced out there for a second\n[10:04.57] I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n[10:07.24] And then he hands me the ketchup\n[10:09.46] And now we're finally drivin' away\n[10:11.75] And the food is drivin' me mad\n[10:13.64] With its intoxicating bouquet\n[10:16.30] I'm starvin' to death\n[10:17.26] By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n[10:20.52] I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n[10:22.97] I just gotta have a bite!\"\n[10:25.04] So she reaches in the bag\n[10:27.38] And pulls out the burger\n[10:29.61] And she hands me the burger\n[10:31.74] And I pick up the burger\n[10:33.92] And then I unwrap the paper\n[10:36.51] I bite into those buns\n[10:38.76] And I just can't believe it\n[10:41.06] They forgot the onion!\n[10:43.75] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Trapped In The Drive-Thru (Parody Of \\\"Trapped In The Closet\\\" By R. Kelly) (Main Version)\n  artist: '\"Weird Al\" Yankovic'\n  album: '''Weird Al'' Yankovic\\The Essential Weird Al Yankovic'\n  duration_ms: 651050\n  instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Seven o'clock in the evening\n  start_ms: 21760\n  end_ms: 23250\n- text: Watchin something stupid on TV\n  start_ms: 23250\n  end_ms: 25760\n- text: I'm zoned out on the sofa\n  start_ms: 25760\n  end_ms: 27620\n- text: When my wife comes in the room and sees me\n  start_ms: 27620\n  end_ms: 30550\n- text: And she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\n  start_ms: 30550\n  end_ms: 35430\n- text: And I say, \"I don't know...\"\n  start_ms: 35430\n  end_ms: 36520\n- text: Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n  start_ms: 36520\n  end_ms: 39740\n- text: She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n  start_ms: 39740\n  end_ms: 44300\n- text: I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n  start_ms: 44300\n  end_ms: 48100\n- text: She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n  start_ms: 48100\n  end_ms: 50310\n- text: I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n  start_ms: 50310\n  end_ms: 52520\n- text: She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n  start_ms: 52520\n  end_ms: 54830\n- text: I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n  start_ms: 54830\n  end_ms: 56690\n- text: But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n  start_ms: 56690\n  end_ms: 61580\n- text: And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n  start_ms: 61580\n  end_ms: 65970\n- text: I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n  start_ms: 65970\n  end_ms: 68150\n- text: She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n  start_ms: 68150\n  end_ms: 70500\n- text: I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n  start_ms: 70500\n  end_ms: 72540\n- text: She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n  start_ms: 72540\n  end_ms: 74850\n- text: I hopped up and I said\n  start_ms: 74850\n  end_ms: 76060\n- text: '\"I don''t know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"'\n  start_ms: 76060\n  end_ms: 78790\n- text: She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n  start_ms: 78790\n  end_ms: 84380\n- text: I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n  start_ms: 84380\n  end_ms: 86400\n- text: She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n  start_ms: 86400\n  end_ms: 88290\n- text: I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n  start_ms: 88290\n  end_ms: 89860\n- text: She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n  start_ms: 89860\n  end_ms: 92940\n- text: Well, I was gonna say something\n  start_ms: 92940\n  end_ms: 94890\n- text: But my cell phone started to ring\n  start_ms: 94890\n  end_ms: 97190\n- text: Now who could be callin' me?\n  start_ms: 97190\n  end_ms: 99230\n- text: Well, I checked my caller ID\n  start_ms: 99230\n  end_ms: 101300\n- text: It was just cousin Larry\n  start_ms: 101300\n  end_ms: 102860\n- text: Callin' for the third time today\n  start_ms: 102860\n  end_ms: 106090\n- text: My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n  start_ms: 106090\n  end_ms: 108470\n- text: I said, \"Okay.\"\n  start_ms: 108470\n  end_ms: 110490\n- text: '\"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"'\n  start_ms: 110490\n  end_ms: 114740\n- text: She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n  start_ms: 114740\n  end_ms: 117200\n- text: '\"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don''t you?\"'\n  start_ms: 117200\n  end_ms: 119510\n- text: And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n  start_ms: 119510\n  end_ms: 123190\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 123190\n  end_ms: 123610\n- text: She says, \"Yes\"\n  start_ms: 123610\n  end_ms: 124320\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 124320\n  end_ms: 124800\n- text: She says, \"Yes\"\n  start_ms: 124800\n  end_ms: 125430\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 125430\n  end_ms: 125950\n- text: She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n  start_ms: 125950\n  end_ms: 128300\n- text: I step a little bit closer\n  start_ms: 128300\n  end_ms: 130420\n- text: Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n  start_ms: 130420\n  end_ms: 132620\n- text: She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n  start_ms: 132620\n  end_ms: 134750\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n  start_ms: 134750\n  end_ms: 137120\n- text: I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n  start_ms: 137120\n  end_ms: 139460\n- text: And eatin' expensive food\"\n  start_ms: 139460\n  end_ms: 141500\n- text: She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n  start_ms: 141500\n  end_ms: 143000\n- text: I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n  start_ms: 143000\n  end_ms: 145850\n- text: And Burrito King would make me gassy\n  start_ms: 145850\n  end_ms: 148480\n- text: There's no doubt\"\n  start_ms: 148480\n  end_ms: 150500\n- text: She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n  start_ms: 150500\n  end_ms: 152250\n- text: I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n  start_ms: 152250\n  end_ms: 154950\n- text: Then I get an idea\n  start_ms: 154950\n  end_ms: 157150\n- text: I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n  start_ms: 157150\n  end_ms: 158750\n- text: She says, \"What?\"\n  start_ms: 158750\n  end_ms: 159340\n- text: I say, \"Guess!\"\n  start_ms: 159340\n  end_ms: 159880\n- text: She says \"What?\"\n  start_ms: 159880\n  end_ms: 160540\n- text: I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n  start_ms: 160540\n  end_ms: 163610\n- text: So we head out the front door\n  start_ms: 163610\n  end_ms: 166170\n- text: Open the garage door\n  start_ms: 166170\n  end_ms: 168220\n- text: Then I open the car doors\n  start_ms: 168220\n  end_ms: 170420\n- text: And we get in those car doors\n  start_ms: 170420\n  end_ms: 172440\n- text: Put my key in the ignition\n  start_ms: 172440\n  end_ms: 174860\n- text: And then I turn it sideways\n  start_ms: 174860\n  end_ms: 177070\n- text: Then we fasten our seat belts\n  start_ms: 177070\n  end_ms: 179290\n- text: As we pull out the driveway\n  start_ms: 179290\n  end_ms: 181580\n- text: Then we drive to the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 181580\n  end_ms: 183720\n- text: Heading off to the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 183720\n  end_ms: 186020\n- text: We're approaching the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 186020\n  end_ms: 188280\n- text: Getting close to the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 188280\n  end_ms: 190380\n- text: Almost there at the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 190380\n  end_ms: 192600\n- text: Now we're here at the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 192600\n  end_ms: 194800\n- text: Here in line at the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 194800\n  end_ms: 197060\n- text: Did I mention the drive-thru?\n  start_ms: 197060\n  end_ms: 199310\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 199310\n  end_ms: 202160\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 202160\n  end_ms: 207730\n- text: Well, here we are\n  start_ms: 207730\n  end_ms: 209460\n- text: In the drive-thru line, me and her\n  start_ms: 209460\n  end_ms: 212420\n- text: Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n  start_ms: 212420\n  end_ms: 214650\n- text: All just waiting to order\n  start_ms: 214650\n  end_ms: 216550\n- text: There's some idiot in a Volvo\n  start_ms: 216550\n  end_ms: 218880\n- text: With his brights on behind me\n  start_ms: 218880\n  end_ms: 221070\n- text: I lean out the window and scream\n  start_ms: 221070\n  end_ms: 222760\n- text: '\"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"'\n  start_ms: 222760\n  end_ms: 225970\n- text: My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n  start_ms: 225970\n  end_ms: 230460\n- text: I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n  start_ms: 230460\n  end_ms: 232620\n- text: So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n  start_ms: 232620\n  end_ms: 234910\n- text: Now a woman on a speaker box\n  start_ms: 234910\n  end_ms: 236850\n- text: Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n  start_ms: 236850\n  end_ms: 238940\n- text: I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n  start_ms: 238940\n  end_ms: 240980\n- text: We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n  start_ms: 240980\n  end_ms: 243550\n- text: Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n  start_ms: 243550\n  end_ms: 248290\n- text: I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n  start_ms: 248290\n  end_ms: 252620\n- text: I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n  start_ms: 252620\n  end_ms: 254780\n- text: She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n  start_ms: 254780\n  end_ms: 257030\n- text: I put my head in my hands and scream\n  start_ms: 257030\n  end_ms: 259280\n- text: '\"I don''t know who you are anymore!\"'\n  start_ms: 259280\n  end_ms: 261650\n- text: The voice on the speaker says\n  start_ms: 261650\n  end_ms: 263830\n- text: '\"I don''t have all day.\"'\n  start_ms: 263830\n  end_ms: 265970\n- text: I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n  start_ms: 265970\n  end_ms: 270370\n- text: I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n  start_ms: 270370\n  end_ms: 274750\n- text: She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n  start_ms: 274750\n  end_ms: 276660\n- text: I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n  start_ms: 276660\n  end_ms: 279360\n- text: Plus we need curly fries\n  start_ms: 279360\n  end_ms: 281650\n- text: And don't you dare forget it!\n  start_ms: 281650\n  end_ms: 283860\n- text: And two medium root beers\n  start_ms: 283860\n  end_ms: 286020\n- text: No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n  start_ms: 286020\n  end_ms: 288390\n- text: Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n  start_ms: 288390\n  end_ms: 292540\n- text: So read me back my order\n  start_ms: 292540\n  end_ms: 294550\n- text: Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n  start_ms: 294550\n  end_ms: 296440\n- text: She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n  start_ms: 296440\n  end_ms: 299180\n- text: Two - you want a cheeseburger\n  start_ms: 299180\n  end_ms: 301230\n- text: Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n  start_ms: 301230\n  end_ms: 304020\n- text: '\"Stop! Don''t go no further!'\n  start_ms: 304020\n  end_ms: 305740\n- text: I never ordered a large root beer\n  start_ms: 305740\n  end_ms: 307610\n- text: I said medium, not large!\"\n  start_ms: 307610\n  end_ms: 310580\n- text: Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n  start_ms: 310580\n  end_ms: 312570\n- text: I supersized you at no charge.\"\n  start_ms: 312570\n  end_ms: 315220\n- text: '\"Oh.\" And that''s all'\n  start_ms: 315220\n  end_ms: 317230\n- text: I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n  start_ms: 317230\n  end_ms: 318520\n- text: And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n  start_ms: 318520\n  end_ms: 321020\n- text: That I really think you should know\n  start_ms: 321020\n  end_ms: 323300\n- text: You can have unlimited refills\n  start_ms: 323300\n  end_ms: 325510\n- text: For just a quarter more.\"\n  start_ms: 325510\n  end_ms: 327630\n- text: I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n  start_ms: 327630\n  end_ms: 332370\n- text: Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n  start_ms: 332370\n  end_ms: 334550\n- text: Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n  start_ms: 334550\n  end_ms: 337620\n- text: And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n  start_ms: 337620\n  end_ms: 340020\n- text: Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n  start_ms: 340020\n  end_ms: 342080\n- text: She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n  start_ms: 342080\n  end_ms: 344290\n- text: Who goes to school with me\n  start_ms: 344290\n  end_ms: 346600\n- text: I sat behind him last year\n  start_ms: 346600\n  end_ms: 347930\n- text: And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n  start_ms: 347930\n  end_ms: 350960\n- text: I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n  start_ms: 350960\n  end_ms: 353460\n- text: He used to be my plumber\n  start_ms: 353460\n  end_ms: 355490\n- text: He was prematurely bald\n  start_ms: 355490\n  end_ms: 357720\n- text: And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n  start_ms: 357720\n  end_ms: 359980\n- text: He also had bladder problems\n  start_ms: 359980\n  end_ms: 361880\n- text: And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n  start_ms: 361880\n  end_ms: 364260\n- text: And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n  start_ms: 364260\n  end_ms: 366430\n- text: That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n  start_ms: 366430\n  end_ms: 368830\n- text: And then we both were quiet\n  start_ms: 368830\n  end_ms: 371040\n- text: And things got real intense\n  start_ms: 371040\n  end_ms: 373270\n- text: Then she says, \"Next window, please\n  start_ms: 373270\n  end_ms: 374950\n- text: That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n  start_ms: 374950\n  end_ms: 377690\n- text: So we inched ahead in line\n  start_ms: 377690\n  end_ms: 379680\n- text: Movin' painfully slow\n  start_ms: 379680\n  end_ms: 381630\n- text: I got a little bored\n  start_ms: 381630\n  end_ms: 383260\n- text: So I turned on the radio\n  start_ms: 383260\n  end_ms: 387330\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 387330\n  end_ms: 402000\n- text: Click, turned it off\n  start_ms: 402000\n  end_ms: 403470\n- text: Because my wife was getting a headache\n  start_ms: 403470\n  end_ms: 407280\n- text: So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n  start_ms: 407280\n  end_ms: 411710\n- text: Then I looked at her\n  start_ms: 411710\n  end_ms: 413970\n- text: And she looked back at me\n  start_ms: 413970\n  end_ms: 415800\n- text: And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n  start_ms: 415800\n  end_ms: 420250\n- text: She turned away from me\n  start_ms: 420250\n  end_ms: 421940\n- text: And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n  start_ms: 421940\n  end_ms: 425050\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n  start_ms: 425050\n  end_ms: 427570\n- text: But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n  start_ms: 427570\n  end_ms: 429470\n- text: Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n  start_ms: 429470\n  end_ms: 432240\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, almost\n  start_ms: 432240\n  end_ms: 433870\n- text: There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n  start_ms: 433870\n  end_ms: 435870\n- text: It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n  start_ms: 435870\n  end_ms: 437880\n- text: Now we're at the pay window\n  start_ms: 437880\n  end_ms: 440030\n- text: Or whatever you call it\n  start_ms: 440030\n  end_ms: 442230\n- text: Put my hand in my pocket\n  start_ms: 442230\n  end_ms: 444280\n- text: I can't believe there's no wallet!\n  start_ms: 444280\n  end_ms: 448970\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 448970\n  end_ms: 453560\n- text: And the lady at the window's like\n  start_ms: 453560\n  end_ms: 455420\n- text: '\"Well, well, well, that''ll be five eighty-two.\"'\n  start_ms: 455420\n  end_ms: 459770\n- text: I turn around to my wife, and say\n  start_ms: 459770\n  end_ms: 462020\n- text: '\"How much have you got on you?\"'\n  start_ms: 462020\n  end_ms: 464160\n- text: She just rolls her eyes and says\n  start_ms: 464160\n  end_ms: 466200\n- text: '\"I''ll pay for this, I guess\"'\n  start_ms: 466200\n  end_ms: 468970\n- text: So she reaches into her purse\n  start_ms: 468970\n  end_ms: 470730\n- text: And busts out the American Express\n  start_ms: 470730\n  end_ms: 473460\n- text: I hand it to the lady\n  start_ms: 473460\n  end_ms: 475760\n- text: And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n  start_ms: 475760\n  end_ms: 480110\n- text: We don't take credit cards here.\"\n  start_ms: 480110\n  end_ms: 482290\n- text: I took back the card and said\n  start_ms: 482290\n  end_ms: 483930\n- text: '\"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"'\n  start_ms: 483930\n  end_ms: 486820\n- text: And that's when I found out\n  start_ms: 486820\n  end_ms: 488470\n- text: My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n  start_ms: 488470\n  end_ms: 491620\n- text: I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n  start_ms: 491620\n  end_ms: 496030\n- text: She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n  start_ms: 496030\n  end_ms: 500040\n- text: And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n  start_ms: 500040\n  end_ms: 504530\n- text: Now the lady at the window\n  start_ms: 504530\n  end_ms: 505890\n- text: Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n  start_ms: 505890\n  end_ms: 509090\n- text: And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n  start_ms: 509090\n  end_ms: 513590\n- text: I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n  start_ms: 513590\n  end_ms: 516360\n- text: We won't be long.\"\n  start_ms: 516360\n  end_ms: 517860\n- text: So I looked around inside the glove-box\n  start_ms: 517860\n  end_ms: 520040\n- text: And checked the mat beneath my feet\n  start_ms: 520040\n  end_ms: 522240\n- text: I found a nickel in an ashtray\n  start_ms: 522240\n  end_ms: 523840\n- text: And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n  start_ms: 523840\n  end_ms: 526620\n- text: Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n  start_ms: 526620\n  end_ms: 531170\n- text: The lady counts it up and says\n  start_ms: 531170\n  end_ms: 533480\n- text: '\"You''re still about a dollar short\"'\n  start_ms: 533480\n  end_ms: 535600\n- text: And now my woman's got this weird look\n  start_ms: 535600\n  end_ms: 537540\n- text: Frozen on her face\n  start_ms: 537540\n  end_ms: 539500\n- text: She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n  start_ms: 539500\n  end_ms: 544570\n- text: And so I turned around\n  start_ms: 544570\n  end_ms: 546870\n- text: To the cashier again\n  start_ms: 546870\n  end_ms: 549180\n- text: 'I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"'\n  start_ms: 549180\n  end_ms: 553270\n- text: So I pick up my change\n  start_ms: 553270\n  end_ms: 555430\n- text: Pick up my receipt\n  start_ms: 555430\n  end_ms: 557400\n- text: And I drive to the pickup window\n  start_ms: 557400\n  end_ms: 559540\n- text: Man, I just can't wait to eat\n  start_ms: 559540\n  end_ms: 561900\n- text: And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n  start_ms: 561900\n  end_ms: 566520\n- text: Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n  start_ms: 566520\n  end_ms: 568530\n- text: '\"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"'\n  start_ms: 568530\n  end_ms: 571150\n- text: And he hands me a paper bag\n  start_ms: 571150\n  end_ms: 573440\n- text: I look him in the eyes\n  start_ms: 573440\n  end_ms: 575710\n- text: And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n  start_ms: 575710\n  end_ms: 580560\n- text: Well, he looks at me\n  start_ms: 580560\n  end_ms: 582880\n- text: And I look at him\n  start_ms: 582880\n  end_ms: 585070\n- text: And he looks at me\n  start_ms: 585070\n  end_ms: 587290\n- text: And I look at him\n  start_ms: 587290\n  end_ms: 589570\n- text: And he looks it me\n  start_ms: 589570\n  end_ms: 591650\n- text: And I look at him\n  start_ms: 591650\n  end_ms: 593690\n- text: And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n  start_ms: 593690\n  end_ms: 595940\n- text: What did you want again?\"\n  start_ms: 595940\n  end_ms: 598220\n- text: I say \"Ketchup!\"\n  start_ms: 598220\n  end_ms: 599620\n- text: And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n  start_ms: 599620\n  end_ms: 602390\n- text: I just spaced out there for a second\n  start_ms: 602390\n  end_ms: 604570\n- text: I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n  start_ms: 604570\n  end_ms: 607240\n- text: And then he hands me the ketchup\n  start_ms: 607240\n  end_ms: 609460\n- text: And now we're finally drivin' away\n  start_ms: 609460\n  end_ms: 611750\n- text: And the food is drivin' me mad\n  start_ms: 611750\n  end_ms: 613640\n- text: With its intoxicating bouquet\n  start_ms: 613640\n  end_ms: 616300\n- text: I'm starvin' to death\n  start_ms: 616300\n  end_ms: 617260\n- text: By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n  start_ms: 617260\n  end_ms: 620520\n- text: I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n  start_ms: 620520\n  end_ms: 622970\n- text: I just gotta have a bite!\"\n  start_ms: 622970\n  end_ms: 625040\n- text: So she reaches in the bag\n  start_ms: 625040\n  end_ms: 627380\n- text: And pulls out the burger\n  start_ms: 627380\n  end_ms: 629610\n- text: And she hands me the burger\n  start_ms: 629610\n  end_ms: 631740\n- text: And I pick up the burger\n  start_ms: 631740\n  end_ms: 633920\n- text: And then I unwrap the paper\n  start_ms: 633920\n  end_ms: 636510\n- text: I bite into those buns\n  start_ms: 636510\n  end_ms: 638760\n- text: And I just can't believe it\n  start_ms: 638760\n  end_ms: 641060\n- text: They forgot the onion!\n  start_ms: 641060\n  end_ms: 643750\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 643750\nplain: |-\n  Seven o'clock in the evening\n  Watchin something stupid on TV\n  I'm zoned out on the sofa\n  When my wife comes in the room and sees me\n  And she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\n  And I say, \"I don't know...\"\n  Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n  She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n  I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n  She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n  I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n  She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n  I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n  But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n  And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n  I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n  She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n  I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n  She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n  I hopped up and I said\n  \"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\n  She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n  I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n  She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n  I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n  She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n\n  Well, I was gonna say something\n  But my cell phone started to ring\n  Now who could be callin' me?\n  Well, I checked my caller ID\n  It was just cousin Larry\n  Callin' for the third time today\n  My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n  I said, \"Okay.\"\n  \"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\n  She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n  \"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\n  And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n  I step a little bit closer\n  Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n  She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n  I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n  And eatin' expensive food\"\n  She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n  I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n  And Burrito King would make me gassy\n  There's no doubt\"\n  She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n  I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n  Then I get an idea\n  I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n  She says, \"What?\"\n  I say, \"Guess!\"\n  She says \"What?\"\n  I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n\n  So we head out the front door\n  Open the garage door\n  Then I open the car doors\n  And we get in those car doors\n  Put my key in the ignition\n  And then I turn it sideways\n  Then we fasten our seat belts\n  As we pull out the driveway\n  Then we drive to the drive-thru\n  Heading off to the drive-thru\n  We're approaching the drive-thru\n  Getting close to the drive-thru\n  Almost there at the drive-thru\n  Now we're here at the drive-thru\n  Here in line at the drive-thru\n  Did I mention the drive-thru?\n\n  Well, here we are\n  In the drive-thru line, me and her\n  Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n  All just waiting to order\n  There's some idiot in a Volvo\n  With his brights on behind me\n  I lean out the window and scream\n  \"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\n  My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n  I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n  So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n  Now a woman on a speaker box\n  Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n  I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n  We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n  Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n  I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n  I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n  She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n  I put my head in my hands and scream\n  \"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\n  The voice on the speaker says\n  \"I don't have all day.\"\n  I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n  I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n  She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n  I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n  Plus we need curly fries\n  And don't you dare forget it!\n  And two medium root beers\n  No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n  Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n  So read me back my order\n  Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n  She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n  Two - you want a cheeseburger\n  Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n  \"Stop! Don't go no further!\n  I never ordered a large root beer\n  I said medium, not large!\"\n  Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n  I supersized you at no charge.\"\n  \"Oh.\" And that's all\n  I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n  And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n  That I really think you should know\n  You can have unlimited refills\n  For just a quarter more.\"\n  I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n  Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n  Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n  And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n  Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n  She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n  Who goes to school with me\n  I sat behind him last year\n  And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n  I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n  He used to be my plumber\n  He was prematurely bald\n  And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n  He also had bladder problems\n  And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n  And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n  That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n  And then we both were quiet\n  And things got real intense\n  Then she says, \"Next window, please\n  That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n  So we inched ahead in line\n  Movin' painfully slow\n  I got a little bored\n  So I turned on the radio\n\n  Click, turned it off\n  Because my wife was getting a headache\n  So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n  Then I looked at her\n  And she looked back at me\n  And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n  She turned away from me\n  And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n  But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n  Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, almost\n  There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n  It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n  Now we're at the pay window\n  Or whatever you call it\n  Put my hand in my pocket\n  I can't believe there's no wallet!\n\n  And the lady at the window's like\n  \"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\n  I turn around to my wife, and say\n  \"How much have you got on you?\"\n  She just rolls her eyes and says\n  \"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\n  So she reaches into her purse\n  And busts out the American Express\n  I hand it to the lady\n  And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n  We don't take credit cards here.\"\n  I took back the card and said\n  \"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\n  And that's when I found out\n  My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n  I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n  She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n  And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n  Now the lady at the window\n  Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n  And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n  I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n  We won't be long.\"\n  So I looked around inside the glove-box\n  And checked the mat beneath my feet\n  I found a nickel in an ashtray\n  And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n  Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n  The lady counts it up and says\n  \"You're still about a dollar short\"\n  And now my woman's got this weird look\n  Frozen on her face\n  She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n  And so I turned around\n  To the cashier again\n  I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\n  So I pick up my change\n  Pick up my receipt\n  And I drive to the pickup window\n  Man, I just can't wait to eat\n  And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n  Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n  \"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\n  And he hands me a paper bag\n  I look him in the eyes\n  And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n  Well, he looks at me\n  And I look at him\n  And he looks at me\n  And I look at him\n  And he looks it me\n  And I look at him\n  And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n  What did you want again?\"\n  I say \"Ketchup!\"\n  And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n  I just spaced out there for a second\n  I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n  And then he hands me the ketchup\n  And now we're finally drivin' away\n  And the food is drivin' me mad\n  With its intoxicating bouquet\n  I'm starvin' to death\n  By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n  I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n  I just gotta have a bite!\"\n  So she reaches in the bag\n  And pulls out the burger\n  And she hands me the burger\n  And I pick up the burger\n  And then I unwrap the paper\n  I bite into those buns\n  And I just can't believe it\n  They forgot the onion!\n"},{"id":3436148,"name":"Trapped in the Drive‐Thru","trackName":"Trapped in the Drive‐Thru","artistName":"“Weird Al” Yankovic","albumName":"Squeeze Box: The Complete Works of “Weird Al” Yankovic","duration":651.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":true,"plainLyrics":"Seven o'clock in the evening\nWatchin something stupid on TV\nI'm zoned out on the sofa\nWhen my wife comes in the room and sees me\nAnd she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\nAnd I say, \"I don't know...\"\nSay, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\nShe says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\nI said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\nShe said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\nI said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\nShe said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\nI said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\nBut first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\nAnd she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\nI said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\nShe said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\nI said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\nShe said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\nI hopped up and I said\n\"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\nShe's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\nI'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\nShe's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\nI'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\nShe's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n\nWell, I was gonna say something\nBut my cell phone started to ring\nNow who could be callin' me?\nWell, I checked my caller ID\nIt was just cousin Larry\nCallin' for the third time today\nMy wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\nI said, \"Okay.\"\n\"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\nShe said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n\"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\nAnd then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\nI step a little bit closer\nSay, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\nShe says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\nI don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\nAnd eatin' expensive food\"\nShe's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\nI say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\nAnd Burrito King would make me gassy\nThere's no doubt\"\nShe says, \"Just forget about it\"\nI said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\nThen I get an idea\nI say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\nShe says, \"What?\"\nI say, \"Guess!\"\nShe says \"What?\"\nI say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n\nSo we head out the front door\nOpen the garage door\nThen I open the car doors\nAnd we get in those car doors\nPut my key in the ignition\nAnd then I turn it sideways\nThen we fasten our seat belts\nAs we pull out the driveway\nThen we drive to the drive-thru\nHeading off to the drive-thru\nWe're approaching the drive-thru\nGetting close to the drive-thru\nAlmost there at the drive-thru\nNow we're here at the drive-thru\nHere in line at the drive-thru\nDid I mention the drive-thru?\n\nWell, here we are\nIn the drive-thru line, me and her\nCars in front of us, cars in back of us\nAll just waiting to order\nThere's some idiot in a Volvo\nWith his brights on behind me\nI lean out the window and scream\n\"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\nMy wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\nI said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\nSo I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\nNow a woman on a speaker box\nIs sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\nI said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\nWe'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\nThen my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\nI think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\nI said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\nShe says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\nI put my head in my hands and scream\n\"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\nThe voice on the speaker says\n\"I don't have all day.\"\nI said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\nI wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\nShe's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\nI'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\nPlus we need curly fries\nAnd don't you dare forget it!\nAnd two medium root beers\nNo, just one, we'll split it.\"\nThen I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\nSo read me back my order\nLet's make sure you got it right.\"\nShe says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\nTwo - you want a cheeseburger\nThree - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n\"Stop! Don't go no further!\nI never ordered a large root beer\nI said medium, not large!\"\nThen she says, \"We're havin' a special\nI supersized you at no charge.\"\n\"Oh.\" And that's all\nI could say, was \"Oh.\"\nAnd she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\nThat I really think you should know\nYou can have unlimited refills\nFor just a quarter more.\"\nI say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\nThen she says, \"Wait a minute\nYour voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\nAnd my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\nNow tell me, who's this Paul?\"\nShe says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\nWho goes to school with me\nI sat behind him last year\nAnd I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\nI said, \"I know a guy named Paul\nHe used to be my plumber\nHe was prematurely bald\nAnd he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\nHe also had bladder problems\nAnd a really bad infection on his toe.\"\nAnd she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\nThat's way more than I needed to know!\"\nAnd then we both were quiet\nAnd things got real intense\nThen she says, \"Next window, please\nThat'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\nSo we inched ahead in line\nMovin' painfully slow\nI got a little bored\nSo I turned on the radio\n\nClick, turned it off\nBecause my wife was getting a headache\nSo we both just sat there quietly for her sake\nThen I looked at her\nAnd she looked back at me\nAnd I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\nShe turned away from me\nAnd then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\nBut hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\nThen she said, \"How about now?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, almost\nThere's still a little bit there, but don't worry\nIt's probably just a piece of toast.\"\nNow we're at the pay window\nOr whatever you call it\nPut my hand in my pocket\nI can't believe there's no wallet!\n\nAnd the lady at the window's like\n\"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\nI turn around to my wife, and say\n\"How much have you got on you?\"\nShe just rolls her eyes and says\n\"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\nSo she reaches into her purse\nAnd busts out the American Express\nI hand it to the lady\nAnd she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\nWe don't take credit cards here.\"\nI took back the card and said\n\"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\nAnd that's when I found out\nMy wife was only carryin' three bucks\nI said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\nShe says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\nAnd I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\nNow the lady at the window\nIs lookin' at me kind of strange\nAnd she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\nI said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\nWe won't be long.\"\nSo I looked around inside the glove-box\nAnd checked the mat beneath my feet\nI found a nickel in an ashtray\nAnd a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\nBefore long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\nThe lady counts it up and says\n\"You're still about a dollar short\"\nAnd now my woman's got this weird look\nFrozen on her face\nShe screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\nAnd so I turned around\nTo the cashier again\nI shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\nSo I pick up my change\nPick up my receipt\nAnd I drive to the pickup window\nMan, I just can't wait to eat\nAnd now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\nWearin' a dorky nametag that says\n\"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\nAnd he hands me a paper bag\nI look him in the eyes\nAnd I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\nWell, he looks at me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he looks at me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he looks it me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he says, \"I'm sorry!\nWhat did you want again?\"\nI say \"Ketchup!\"\nAnd he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\nI just spaced out there for a second\nI'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\nAnd then he hands me the ketchup\nAnd now we're finally drivin' away\nAnd the food is drivin' me mad\nWith its intoxicating bouquet\nI'm starvin' to death\nBy the time we pull up at the traffic light\nI say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\nI just gotta have a bite!\"\nSo she reaches in the bag\nAnd pulls out the burger\nAnd she hands me the burger\nAnd I pick up the burger\nAnd then I unwrap the paper\nI bite into those buns\nAnd I just can't believe it\nThey forgot the onion!","syncedLyrics":"[00:21.50] Seven o'clock in the evening\n[00:22.83] Watchin something stupid on TV\n[00:25.35] I'm zoned out on the sofa\n[00:27.29] When my wife comes in the room and sees me\n[00:30.16] And she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\n[00:34.63] And I say, \"I don't know...\"\n[00:36.13] Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n[00:39.39] She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n[00:43.76] I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n[00:47.76] She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n[00:50.08] I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n[00:52.22] She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n[00:54.42] I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n[00:56.72] But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n[01:01.15] And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n[01:05.26] I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n[01:07.83] She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n[01:09.83] I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n[01:12.14] She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n[01:14.42] I hopped up and I said\n[01:15.77] \"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\n[01:18.33] She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n[01:23.33] I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n[01:26.03] She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n[01:27.89] I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n[01:29.45] She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n[01:32.19] Well, I was gonna say something\n[01:34.55] But my cell phone started to ring\n[01:36.70] Now who could be callin' me?\n[01:38.78] Well, I checked my caller ID\n[01:40.89] It was just cousin Larry\n[01:42.49] Callin' for the third time today\n[01:45.50] My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n[01:47.63] I said, \"Okay.\"\n[01:49.97] \"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\n[01:53.86] She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n[01:56.76] \"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\n[01:59.02] And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n[02:02.64] I says, \"No\"\n[02:03.32] She says, \"Yes\"\n[02:04.07] I says, \"No\"\n[02:04.61] She says, \"Yes\"\n[02:05.25] I says, \"No\"\n[02:05.59] She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n[02:07.93] I step a little bit closer\n[02:10.10] Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n[02:12.35] She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n[02:14.36] I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n[02:16.61] I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n[02:18.89] And eatin' expensive food\"\n[02:21.18] She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n[02:22.60] I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n[02:25.21] And Burrito King would make me gassy\n[02:28.01] There's no doubt\"\n[02:29.82] She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n[02:31.79] I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n[02:34.36] Then I get an idea\n[02:36.73] I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n[02:38.34] She says, \"What?\"\n[02:38.85] I say, \"Guess!\"\n[02:39.41] She says \"What?\"\n[02:40.21] I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n[02:43.35] So we head out the front door\n[02:45.50] Open the garage door\n[02:47.84] Then I open the car doors\n[02:49.93] And we get in those car doors\n[02:52.08] Put my key in the ignition\n[02:54.42] And then I turn it sideways\n[02:56.64] Then we fasten our seat belts\n[02:58.83] As we pull out the driveway\n[03:01.13] Then we drive to the drive-thru\n[03:03.31] Heading off to the drive-thru\n[03:05.45] We're approaching the drive-thru\n[03:07.78] Getting close to the drive-thru\n[03:10.01] Almost there at the drive-thru\n[03:12.18] Now we're here at the drive-thru\n[03:14.38] Here in line at the drive-thru\n[03:16.66] Did I mention the drive-thru?\n[03:19.31] \n[03:27.35] Well, here we are\n[03:29.10] In the drive-thru line, me and her\n[03:32.25] Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n[03:34.22] All just waiting to order\n[03:36.10] There's some idiot in a Volvo\n[03:38.46] With his brights on behind me\n[03:40.53] I lean out the window and scream\n[03:42.22] \"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\n[03:45.55] My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n[03:50.08] I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n[03:52.45] So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n[03:54.28] Now a woman on a speaker box\n[03:56.35] Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n[03:58.54] I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n[04:00.59] We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n[04:02.99] Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n[04:07.76] I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n[04:11.84] I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n[04:14.21] She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n[04:16.63] I put my head in my hands and scream\n[04:18.86] \"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\n[04:21.06] The voice on the speaker says\n[04:23.06] \"I don't have all day.\"\n[04:25.20] I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n[04:29.76] I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n[04:34.21] She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n[04:36.19] I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n[04:38.56] Plus we need curly fries\n[04:41.18] And don't you dare forget it!\n[04:43.27] And two medium root beers\n[04:45.52] No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n[04:47.42] Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n[04:52.17] So read me back my order\n[04:54.16] Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n[04:56.05] She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n[04:58.56] Two - you want a cheeseburger\n[05:00.71] Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n[05:03.36] \"Stop! Don't go no further!\n[05:05.98] I never ordered a large root beer\n[05:07.47] I said medium, not large!\"\n[05:09.95] Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n[05:11.84] I supersized you at no charge.\"\n[05:14.14] \"Oh.\" And that's all\n[05:16.61] I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n[05:18.29] And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n[05:20.55] That I really think you should know\n[05:23.09] You can have unlimited refills\n[05:25.04] For just a quarter more.\"\n[05:27.18] I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n[05:31.81] Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n[05:33.76] Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n[05:36.86] And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n[05:39.56] Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n[05:41.52] She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n[05:43.55] Who goes to school with me\n[05:46.13] I sat behind him last year\n[05:47.53] And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n[05:50.45] I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n[05:52.81] He used to be my plumber\n[05:55.00] He was prematurely bald\n[05:57.32] And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n[05:59.33] He also had bladder problems\n[06:01.24] And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n[06:03.69] And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n[06:05.99] That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n[06:08.37] And then we both were quiet\n[06:10.75] And things got real intense\n[06:12.70] Then she says, \"Next window, please\n[06:14.44] That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n[06:17.14] So we inched ahead in line\n[06:19.46] Movin' painfully slow\n[06:21.29] I got a little bored\n[06:23.09] So I turned on the radio\n[06:25.52] \n[06:41.80] Click, turned it off\n[06:43.19] Because my wife was getting a headache\n[06:46.66] So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n[06:51.25] Then I looked at her\n[06:53.70] And she looked back at me\n[06:55.39] And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n[06:59.84] She turned away from me\n[07:01.60] And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n[07:04.17] I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n[07:07.20] But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n[07:09.27] Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n[07:11.99] I said, \"Yeah, almost\n[07:13.54] There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n[07:15.51] It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n[07:17.62] Now we're at the pay window\n[07:19.70] Or whatever you call it\n[07:21.91] Put my hand in my pocket\n[07:24.03] I can't believe there's no wallet!\n[07:33.61] And the lady at the window's like\n[07:35.53] \"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\n[07:39.76] I turn around to my wife, and say\n[07:41.70] \"How much have you got on you?\"\n[07:43.92] She just rolls her eyes and says\n[07:46.13] \"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\n[07:48.75] So she reaches into her purse\n[07:50.43] And busts out the American Express\n[07:53.37] I hand it to the lady\n[07:55.41] And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n[07:59.10] We don't take credit cards here.\"\n[08:02.06] I took back the card and said\n[08:03.89] \"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\n[08:06.40] And that's when I found out\n[08:08.36] My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n[08:11.25] I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n[08:15.94] She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n[08:20.04] And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n[08:24.35] Now the lady at the window\n[08:25.69] Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n[08:28.64] And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n[08:33.22] I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n[08:36.18] We won't be long.\"\n[08:37.62] So I looked around inside the glove-box\n[08:39.92] And checked the mat beneath my feet\n[08:42.15] I found a nickel in an ashtray\n[08:43.57] And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n[08:46.47] Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n[08:50.10] The lady counts it up and says\n[08:53.18] \"You're still about a dollar short\"\n[08:55.43] And now my woman's got this weird look\n[08:57.33] Frozen on her face\n[08:59.38] She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n[09:04.28] And so I turned around\n[09:06.50] To the cashier again\n[09:08.80] I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\n[09:12.97] So I pick up my change\n[09:15.04] Pick up my receipt\n[09:17.17] And I drive to the pickup window\n[09:19.43] Man, I just can't wait to eat\n[09:21.75] And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n[09:26.35] Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n[09:28.39] \"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\n[09:30.87] And he hands me a paper bag\n[09:33.27] I look him in the eyes\n[09:35.48] And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n[09:39.96] Well, he looks at me\n[09:42.73] And I look at him\n[09:44.92] And he looks at me\n[09:47.16] And I look at him\n[09:49.35] And he looks it me\n[09:51.59] And I look at him\n[09:53.75] And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n[09:55.59] What did you want again?\"\n[09:57.93] I say \"Ketchup!\"\n[09:59.68] And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n[10:02.04] I just spaced out there for a second\n[10:04.38] I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n[10:06.86] And then he hands me the ketchup\n[10:09.44] And now we're finally drivin' away\n[10:12.18] And the food is drivin' me mad\n[10:13.67] With its intoxicating bouquet\n[10:16.16] I'm starvin' to death\n[10:17.26] By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n[10:20.37] I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n[10:22.75] I just gotta have a bite!\"\n[10:24.96] So she reaches in the bag\n[10:27.23] And pulls out the burger\n[10:29.39] And she hands me the burger\n[10:31.34] And I pick up the burger\n[10:33.75] And then I unwrap the paper\n[10:36.34] I bite into those buns\n[10:38.59] And I just can't believe it\n[10:40.74] They forgot the onion!\n[10:44.52] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Trapped in the Drive‐Thru\n  artist: “Weird Al” Yankovic\n  album: 'Squeeze Box: The Complete Works of “Weird Al” Yankovic'\n  duration_ms: 651000\n  instrumental: false\n  language: en\nlines:\n- text: Seven o'clock in the evening\n  start_ms: 21740\n  end_ms: 23071\n  words:\n  - 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text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 47980\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 48117\n  - text: '\"So '\n    start_ms: 48275\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 48448\n  - text: 'do '\n    start_ms: 48697\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 48812\n  - text: 'have '\n    start_ms: 48968\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 49266\n  - text: mind?\"\n    start_ms: 49497\n- text: I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n  start_ms: 50240\n  end_ms: 52164\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 50240\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 50372\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 50567\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 50704\n  - text: 'know, '\n    start_ms: 50937\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 51213\n  - text: 'about '\n    start_ms: 51414\n  - text: you?\"\n    start_ms: 51842\n- text: She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n  start_ms: 52420\n  end_ms: 54613\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 52420\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 52570\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 52728\n  - 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'\n    start_ms: 53101\n  - text: 'if '\n    start_ms: 53443\n  - text: 'you''re '\n    start_ms: 53562\n  - text: 'hungry, '\n    start_ms: 53780\n  - text: 'let''s '\n    start_ms: 54184\n  - text: eat.\"\n    start_ms: 54402\n- text: I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n  start_ms: 54620\n  end_ms: 56269\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 54620\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 54752\n  - text: '\"That''s '\n    start_ms: 55037\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 55277\n  - text: 'we''re '\n    start_ms: 55420\n  - text: 'gonna '\n    start_ms: 55586\n  - text: do!\n    start_ms: 56037\n- text: But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n  start_ms: 56680\n  end_ms: 60415\n  words:\n  - text: 'But '\n    start_ms: 56680\n  - text: 'first '\n    start_ms: 56813\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 57149\n  - text: 'gotta '\n    start_ms: 57359\n  - text: 'tell '\n    start_ms: 57758\n  - text: 'me '\n    start_ms: 58151\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 58402\n  - text: 'it '\n    start_ms: 58713\n  - text: 'is '\n    start_ms: 58887\n  - text: 'you''re '\n    start_ms: 59085\n  - text: 'hungry '\n    start_ms: 59373\n  - text: for?\"\n    start_ms: 60067\n- text: And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n  start_ms: 61470\n  end_ms: 65153\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 61470\n  - text: 'she '\n    start_ms: 61587\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 61740\n  - text: '\"Let '\n    start_ms: 61975\n  - text: 'me '\n    start_ms: 62150\n  - text: 'think, '\n    start_ms: 62310\n  - text: 'what''s '\n    start_ms: 62693\n  - text: 'left '\n    start_ms: 62897\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 63233\n  - text: 'our '\n    start_ms: 63493\n  - text: refrigerator?\"\n    start_ms: 63748\n- text: I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n  start_ms: 65840\n  end_ms: 67679\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 65840\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 65940\n  - text: '\"Well, '\n    start_ms: 66238\n  - text: 'there''s '\n    start_ms: 66537\n  - text: 'tuna, '\n    start_ms: 66794\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 67163\n  - text: know.\"\n    start_ms: 67286\n- text: She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n  start_ms: 68060\n  end_ms: 69826\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 68060\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 68195\n  - text: '\"That '\n    start_ms: 68318\n  - text: 'went '\n    start_ms: 68483\n  - text: 'bad '\n    start_ms: 68740\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 68938\n  - text: 'week '\n    start_ms: 69057\n  - text: ago!\"\n    start_ms: 69337\n- text: I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n  start_ms: 70550\n  end_ms: 71986\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 70550\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 70681\n  - text: '\"Is '\n    start_ms: 70926\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 71087\n  - text: 'chili '\n    start_ms: 71241\n  - text: okay?\"\n    start_ms: 71582\n- text: She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n  start_ms: 72440\n  end_ms: 74385\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 72440\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 72558\n  - text: '\"You '\n    start_ms: 72727\n  - text: 'finished '\n    start_ms: 72872\n  - text: 'that '\n    start_ms: 73169\n  - text: yesterday!\"\n    start_ms: 73410\n- text: I hopped up and I said\n  start_ms: 74700\n  end_ms: 75839\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 74700\n  - text: 'hopped '\n    start_ms: 74799\n  - text: 'up '\n    start_ms: 75199\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 75394\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 75558\n  - text: said\n    start_ms: 75619\n- text: '\"I don''t know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"'\n  start_ms: 75860\n  end_ms: 78540\n  words:\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 75988\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 76043\n  - text: 'know. '\n    start_ms: 76198\n  - text: 'Do '\n    start_ms: 76448\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 76552\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 76733\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 76893\n  - text: 'get '\n    start_ms: 76977\n  - text: 'something '\n    start_ms: 77172\n  - text: delivered?\"\n    start_ms: 77550\n- text: She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n  start_ms: 78610\n  end_ms: 83482\n  words:\n  - text: 'She''s '\n    start_ms: 78610\n  - text: 'like, '\n    start_ms: 78867\n  - text: '\"Why '\n    start_ms: 79402\n  - text: 'would '\n    start_ms: 79923\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 80338\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 80467\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 80656\n  - text: 'eat '\n    start_ms: 80815\n  - text: 'liver? '\n    start_ms: 81078\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 81868\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 82002\n  - text: 'even '\n    start_ms: 82302\n  - text: 'like '\n    start_ms: 82614\n  - text: liver!\"\n    start_ms: 82863\n- text: I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n  start_ms: 84170\n  end_ms: 86051\n  words:\n  - text: 'I''m '\n    start_ms: 84170\n  - text: 'like, '\n    start_ms: 84296\n  - text: '\"No, '\n    start_ms: 84775\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 85313\n  - text: 'said '\n    start_ms: 85395\n  - text: '''delivered''.\"'\n    start_ms: 85545\n- text: She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n  start_ms: 86330\n  end_ms: 87792\n  words:\n  - text: 'She''s '\n    start_ms: 86330\n  - text: 'like, '\n    start_ms: 86519\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 86641\n  - text: 'heard '\n    start_ms: 86756\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 86988\n  - text: 'say '\n    start_ms: 87107\n  - text: '''liver''!\"'\n    start_ms: 87245\n- text: I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n  start_ms: 88180\n  end_ms: 89610\n  words:\n  - text: 'I''m '\n    start_ms: 88180\n  - text: 'like, '\n    start_ms: 88296\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 88541\n  - text: 'should '\n    start_ms: 88655\n  - text: 'know '\n    start_ms: 88831\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 89099\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 89293\n  - text: said...\"\n    start_ms: 89411\n- text: She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n  start_ms: 89610\n  end_ms: 92165\n  words:\n  - text: 'She''s '\n    start_ms: 89610\n  - text: 'like, '\n    start_ms: 89760\n  - text: '\"Whatever! '\n    start_ms: 89896\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 90715\n  - text: 'just '\n    start_ms: 90794\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 90913\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 91088\n  - text: 'any '\n    start_ms: 91288\n  - text: liver!\"\n    start_ms: 91580\n- text: Well, I was gonna say something\n  start_ms: 92740\n  end_ms: 94332\n  words:\n  - text: 'Well, '\n    start_ms: 92740\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 92950\n  - text: 'was '\n    start_ms: 93035\n  - text: 'gonna '\n    start_ms: 93160\n  - text: 'say '\n    start_ms: 93451\n  - text: something\n    start_ms: 93735\n- text: But my cell phone started to ring\n  start_ms: 94720\n  end_ms: 96706\n  words:\n  - text: 'But '\n    start_ms: 94720\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 94862\n  - text: 'cell '\n    start_ms: 95092\n  - text: 'phone '\n    start_ms: 95321\n  - text: 'started '\n    start_ms: 95602\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 95939\n  - text: ring\n    start_ms: 96233\n- text: Now who could be callin' me?\n  start_ms: 97010\n  end_ms: 98608\n  words:\n  - text: 'Now '\n    start_ms: 97010\n  - text: 'who '\n    start_ms: 97247\n  - text: 'could '\n    start_ms: 97377\n  - text: 'be '\n    start_ms: 97548\n  - text: 'callin'' '\n    start_ms: 97800\n  - text: me?\n    start_ms: 98342\n- text: Well, I checked my caller ID\n  start_ms: 99160\n  end_ms: 100768\n  words:\n  - text: 'Well, '\n    start_ms: 99160\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 99345\n  - text: 'checked '\n    start_ms: 99499\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 99838\n  - text: 'caller '\n    start_ms: 100071\n  - text: ID\n    start_ms: 100513\n- text: It was just cousin Larry\n  start_ms: 101260\n  end_ms: 102665\n  words:\n  - text: 'It '\n    start_ms: 101260\n  - text: 'was '\n    start_ms: 101359\n  - text: 'just '\n    start_ms: 101540\n  - text: 'cousin '\n    start_ms: 101807\n  - text: Larry\n    start_ms: 102354\n- text: Callin' for the third time today\n  start_ms: 102750\n  end_ms: 105096\n  words:\n  - text: 'Callin'' '\n    start_ms: 102750\n  - text: 'for '\n    start_ms: 103134\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 103352\n  - text: 'third '\n    start_ms: 103607\n  - text: 'time '\n    start_ms: 104022\n  - text: today\n    start_ms: 104411\n- text: My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n  start_ms: 105910\n  end_ms: 107831\n  words:\n  - text: 'My '\n    start_ms: 105910\n  - text: 'wife '\n    start_ms: 106157\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 106411\n  - text: '\"Let '\n    start_ms: 106651\n  - text: 'it '\n    start_ms: 106852\n  - text: 'go '\n    start_ms: 106952\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 107093\n  - text: voicemail.\"\n    start_ms: 107214\n- text: I said, \"Okay.\"\n  start_ms: 108370\n  end_ms: 109413\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 108370\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 108491\n  - text: '\"Okay.\"'\n    start_ms: 108843\n- text: '\"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"'\n  start_ms: 109720\n  end_ms: 113304\n  words:\n  - text: '\"Where '\n    start_ms: 110233\n  - text: 'were '\n    start_ms: 110537\n  - text: 'we? '\n    start_ms: 110782\n  - text: 'Oh, '\n    start_ms: 111141\n  - text: 'dinner, '\n    start_ms: 111321\n  - text: 'right! '\n    start_ms: 111649\n  - text: 'So '\n    start_ms: 112007\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 112205\n  - text: 'do '\n    start_ms: 112455\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 112578\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 112737\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 113004\n  - text: do?\"\n    start_ms: 113166\n- text: She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n  start_ms: 114690\n  end_ms: 116730\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 114690\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 114821\n  - text: '\"Why '\n    start_ms: 114958\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 115138\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 115313\n  - text: 'whip '\n    start_ms: 115430\n  - text: 'up '\n    start_ms: 115602\n  - text: 'somethin'' '\n    start_ms: 115696\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 115987\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 116091\n  - text: kitchen?\"\n    start_ms: 116229\n- text: '\"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don''t you?\"'\n  start_ms: 116730\n  end_ms: 118520\n  words:\n  - text: '\"Yeah,\" '\n    start_ms: 117060\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 117428\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 117544\n  - text: '\"why '\n    start_ms: 117781\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 117995\n  - text: you?\"\n    start_ms: 118311\n- text: And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n  start_ms: 119420\n  end_ms: 122789\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 119420\n  - text: 'then '\n    start_ms: 119512\n  - text: 'she '\n    start_ms: 119646\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 119801\n  - text: '\"Baby, '\n    start_ms: 120055\n  - text: 'can''t '\n    start_ms: 120382\n  - text: 'we '\n    start_ms: 120548\n  - text: 'just '\n    start_ms: 120701\n  - text: 'go '\n    start_ms: 120949\n  - text: 'out '\n    start_ms: 121289\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 121504\n  - text: 'dinner, '\n    start_ms: 121669\n  - text: please?\"\n    start_ms: 122093\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 123070\n  end_ms: 123487\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 123070\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 123150\n  - text: '\"No\"'\n    start_ms: 123312\n- text: She says, \"Yes\"\n  start_ms: 123590\n  end_ms: 124078\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 123590\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 123727\n  - text: '\"Yes\"'\n    start_ms: 123865\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 124100\n  end_ms: 124490\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 124100\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 124157\n  - text: '\"No\"'\n    start_ms: 124312\n- text: She says, \"Yes\"\n  start_ms: 124610\n  end_ms: 125061\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 124610\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 124727\n  - text: '\"Yes\"'\n    start_ms: 124864\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 125220\n  end_ms: 125537\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 125220\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 125278\n  - text: '\"No\"'\n    start_ms: 125417\n- text: She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n  start_ms: 125720\n  end_ms: 127895\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 125720\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 125852\n  - text: '\"Yes... '\n    start_ms: 125983\n  - text: 'Oh, '\n    start_ms: 126337\n  - text: 'here''s '\n    start_ms: 126747\n  - text: 'your '\n    start_ms: 126941\n  - text: keys\"\n    start_ms: 127114\n- text: I step a little bit closer\n  start_ms: 128200\n  end_ms: 129959\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 128200\n  - text: 'step '\n    start_ms: 128347\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 128741\n  - text: 'little '\n    start_ms: 128928\n  - text: 'bit '\n    start_ms: 129207\n  - text: closer\n    start_ms: 129428\n- text: Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n  start_ms: 130390\n  end_ms: 131994\n  words:\n  - text: 'Say, '\n    start_ms: 130390\n  - text: '\"Okay, '\n    start_ms: 130522\n  - text: 'where '\n    start_ms: 130952\n  - text: 'ya '\n    start_ms: 131117\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 131295\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 131560\n  - text: go?\"\n    start_ms: 131701\n- text: She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n  start_ms: 132560\n  end_ms: 134386\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 132560\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 132824\n  - text: '\"How '\n    start_ms: 133097\n  - text: 'about '\n    start_ms: 133332\n  - text: 'The '\n    start_ms: 133696\n  - text: Ivy?\"\n    start_ms: 133975\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n  start_ms: 134760\n  end_ms: 136358\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 134760\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 134815\n  - text: '\"Yeah, '\n    start_ms: 135089\n  - text: 'well, '\n    start_ms: 135389\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 135734\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 135801\n  - text: know\n    start_ms: 136063\n- text: I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n  start_ms: 137140\n  end_ms: 139241\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 137140\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 137250\n  - text: 'feel '\n    start_ms: 137506\n  - text: 'like '\n    start_ms: 137684\n  - text: 'gettin'' '\n    start_ms: 137852\n  - text: 'all '\n    start_ms: 138447\n  - text: 'dressed '\n    start_ms: 138599\n  - text: up\n    start_ms: 139067\n- text: And eatin' expensive food\"\n  start_ms: 139310\n  end_ms: 141136\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 139310\n  - text: 'eatin'' '\n    start_ms: 139557\n  - text: 'expensive '\n    start_ms: 139853\n  - text: food\"\n    start_ms: 140629\n- text: She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n  start_ms: 141480\n  end_ms: 142785\n  words:\n  - text: 'She''s '\n    start_ms: 141480\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 141752\n  - text: '\"Olive '\n    start_ms: 142027\n  - text: Garden?\"\n    start_ms: 142312\n- text: I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n  start_ms: 142910\n  end_ms: 145293\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 142910\n  - text: 'say, '\n    start_ms: 143039\n  - text: '\"Nah, '\n    start_ms: 143559\n  - text: 'I''m '\n    start_ms: 144173\n  - text: 'not '\n    start_ms: 144293\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 144514\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 144692\n  - text: mood\n    start_ms: 144844\n- text: And Burrito King would make me gassy\n  start_ms: 145620\n  end_ms: 148137\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 145620\n  - text: 'Burrito '\n    start_ms: 145867\n  - text: 'King '\n    start_ms: 146551\n  - text: 'would '\n    start_ms: 146952\n  - text: 'make '\n    start_ms: 147241\n  - text: 'me '\n    start_ms: 147527\n  - text: gassy\n    start_ms: 147780\n- text: There's no doubt\"\n  start_ms: 148340\n  end_ms: 149922\n  words:\n  - text: 'There''s '\n    start_ms: 148340\n  - text: 'no '\n    start_ms: 148635\n  - text: doubt\"\n    start_ms: 149022\n- text: She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n  start_ms: 150340\n  end_ms: 152010\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 150340\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 150584\n  - text: '\"Just '\n    start_ms: 150827\n  - text: 'forget '\n    start_ms: 151039\n  - text: 'about '\n    start_ms: 151536\n  - text: it\"\n    start_ms: 151935\n- text: I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n  start_ms: 152010\n  end_ms: 154432\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 152010\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 152083\n  - text: '\"No, '\n    start_ms: 152218\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 152590\n  - text: 'swear '\n    start_ms: 152683\n  - text: 'I''m '\n    start_ms: 152934\n  - text: 'gonna '\n    start_ms: 153043\n  - text: 'take '\n    start_ms: 153320\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 153637\n  - text: out!\"\n    start_ms: 153842\n- text: Then I get an idea\n  start_ms: 154850\n  end_ms: 156691\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 154850\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 155263\n  - text: 'get '\n    start_ms: 155414\n  - text: 'an '\n    start_ms: 155857\n  - text: idea\n    start_ms: 156069\n- text: I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n  start_ms: 157080\n  end_ms: 158512\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 157080\n  - text: 'say, '\n    start_ms: 157287\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 157544\n  - text: 'know '\n    start_ms: 157831\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 158066\n  - text: 'we''ll '\n    start_ms: 158232\n  - text: do!\"\n    start_ms: 158419\n- text: She says, \"What?\"\n  start_ms: 158530\n  end_ms: 159000\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 158530\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 158649\n  - text: '\"What?\"'\n    start_ms: 158807\n- text: I say, \"Guess!\"\n  start_ms: 159170\n  end_ms: 159635\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 159170\n  - text: 'say, '\n    start_ms: 159227\n  - text: '\"Guess!\"'\n    start_ms: 159378\n- text: She says \"What?\"\n  start_ms: 159650\n  end_ms: 160213\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 159650\n  - text: 'says '\n    start_ms: 159765\n  - text: '\"What?\"'\n    start_ms: 159900\n- text: I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n  start_ms: 160490\n  end_ms: 163134\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 160490\n  - text: 'say, '\n    start_ms: 160637\n  - text: '\"We''re '\n    start_ms: 160902\n  - text: 'goin'' '\n    start_ms: 161213\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 161756\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 162023\n  - text: drive-\n    start_ms: 162239\n  - text: thru!\"\n    start_ms: 162651\n- text: So we head out the front door\n  start_ms: 163620\n  end_ms: 165365\n  words:\n  - 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text: 'have '\n    start_ms: 264210\n  - text: 'all '\n    start_ms: 264583\n  - text: day.\"\n    start_ms: 264908\n- text: I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n  start_ms: 265740\n  end_ms: 269748\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 265740\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 265850\n  - text: '\"Then '\n    start_ms: 266089\n  - text: 'take '\n    start_ms: 266362\n  - text: 'our '\n    start_ms: 266524\n  - text: 'order '\n    start_ms: 266767\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 268105\n  - text: 'we''ll '\n    start_ms: 268320\n  - text: 'be '\n    start_ms: 268579\n  - text: 'on '\n    start_ms: 268907\n  - text: 'our '\n    start_ms: 269097\n  - text: way!\n    start_ms: 269323\n- text: I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n  start_ms: 270280\n  end_ms: 274226\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 270280\n  - text: 'wanna '\n    start_ms: 270390\n  - text: 'get '\n    start_ms: 270678\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 271018\n  - text: 'chicken '\n    start_ms: 271169\n  - 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text: 'No, '\n    start_ms: 285960\n  - text: 'just '\n    start_ms: 286457\n  - text: 'one, '\n    start_ms: 286797\n  - text: 'we''ll '\n    start_ms: 287099\n  - text: 'split '\n    start_ms: 287259\n  - text: it.\"\n    start_ms: 287667\n- text: Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n  start_ms: 288150\n  end_ms: 292167\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 288150\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 288335\n  - text: 'said '\n    start_ms: 288448\n  - text: '\"I''m '\n    start_ms: 288715\n  - text: 'guessin'' '\n    start_ms: 289005\n  - text: 'that '\n    start_ms: 289450\n  - text: 'you''re '\n    start_ms: 289797\n  - text: 'probably '\n    start_ms: 290061\n  - text: 'not '\n    start_ms: 290605\n  - text: 'too '\n    start_ms: 290877\n  - text: bright\n    start_ms: 291232\n- text: So read me back my order\n  start_ms: 292530\n  end_ms: 294337\n  words:\n  - text: 'So '\n    start_ms: 292530\n  - text: 'read '\n    start_ms: 292802\n  - text: 'me '\n    start_ms: 293120\n  - text: 'back '\n    start_ms: 293377\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 293692\n  - text: order\n    start_ms: 294028\n- text: Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n  start_ms: 294450\n  end_ms: 296216\n  words:\n  - text: 'Let''s '\n    start_ms: 294450\n  - text: 'make '\n    start_ms: 294736\n  - text: 'sure '\n    start_ms: 295067\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 295393\n  - text: 'got '\n    start_ms: 295609\n  - text: 'it '\n    start_ms: 295881\n  - text: right.\"\n    start_ms: 296028\n- text: She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n  start_ms: 296240\n  end_ms: 298770\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 296240\n  - text: 'says '\n    start_ms: 296370\n  - text: '\"One - '\n    start_ms: 296616\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 297413\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 297523\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 297667\n  - text: 'chicken '\n    start_ms: 297781\n  - text: sandwich\n    start_ms: 298189\n- text: Two - you want a cheeseburger\n  start_ms: 298810\n  end_ms: 300690\n  words:\n  - text: 'Two - '\n    start_ms: 298810\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 299537\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 299624\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 299794\n  - text: cheeseburger\n    start_ms: 299896\n- text: Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n  start_ms: 301160\n  end_ms: 303766\n  words:\n  - text: 'Three - '\n    start_ms: 301160\n  - text: 'curly '\n    start_ms: 301736\n  - text: 'fries, '\n    start_ms: 302172\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 302601\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 302730\n  - text: 'large '\n    start_ms: 302852\n  - text: 'root '\n    start_ms: 303163\n  - text: beer\"\n    start_ms: 303443\n- text: '\"Stop! Don''t go no further!'\n  start_ms: 303770\n  end_ms: 305367\n  words:\n  - text: '\"Stop! '\n    start_ms: 303919\n  - text: 'Don''t '\n    start_ms: 304238\n  - text: 'go '\n    start_ms: 304477\n  - text: 'no '\n    start_ms: 304672\n  - text: further!\n    start_ms: 304890\n- text: I never ordered a large root beer\n  start_ms: 305710\n  end_ms: 307446\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 305710\n  - text: 'never '\n    start_ms: 305896\n  - text: 'ordered '\n    start_ms: 306227\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 306608\n  - text: 'large '\n    start_ms: 306708\n  - text: 'root '\n    start_ms: 307038\n  - text: beer\n    start_ms: 307277\n- text: I said medium, not large!\"\n  start_ms: 307480\n  end_ms: 310111\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 307480\n  - text: 'said '\n    start_ms: 307557\n  - text: 'medium, '\n    start_ms: 307836\n  - text: 'not '\n    start_ms: 308723\n  - text: large!\"\n    start_ms: 308976\n- text: Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n  start_ms: 310350\n  end_ms: 312217\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 310350\n  - text: 'she '\n    start_ms: 310494\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 310653\n  - text: '\"We''re '\n    start_ms: 310914\n  - text: 'havin'' '\n    start_ms: 311172\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 311591\n  - text: special\n    start_ms: 311727\n- text: I supersized you at no charge.\"\n  start_ms: 312310\n  end_ms: 314335\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 312310\n  - text: 'supersized '\n    start_ms: 312497\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 313098\n  - text: 'at '\n    start_ms: 313316\n  - text: 'no '\n    start_ms: 313561\n  - text: charge.\"\n    start_ms: 313809\n- text: '\"Oh.\" And that''s all'\n  start_ms: 314430\n  end_ms: 316875\n  words:\n  - text: '\"Oh.\" '\n    start_ms: 314507\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 316325\n  - text: 'that''s '\n    start_ms: 316439\n  - text: all\n    start_ms: 316753\n- text: I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n  start_ms: 317010\n  end_ms: 318165\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 317010\n  - text: 'could '\n    start_ms: 317084\n  - text: 'say, '\n    start_ms: 317253\n  - text: 'was '\n    start_ms: 317523\n  - text: '\"Oh.\"'\n    start_ms: 317759\n- text: And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n  start_ms: 318670\n  end_ms: 320581\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 318670\n  - text: 'she '\n    start_ms: 318783\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 318940\n  - text: '\"Now '\n    start_ms: 319201\n  - text: 'there '\n    start_ms: 319368\n  - text: 'is '\n    start_ms: 319514\n  - text: 'somethin'' '\n    start_ms: 319538\n  - text: else\n    start_ms: 320181\n- text: That I really think you should know\n  start_ms: 320890\n  end_ms: 322584\n  words:\n  - text: 'That '\n    start_ms: 320890\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 321078\n  - text: 'really '\n    start_ms: 321194\n  - text: 'think '\n    start_ms: 321476\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 321767\n  - text: 'should '\n    start_ms: 321983\n  - text: know\n    start_ms: 322298\n- text: You can have unlimited refills\n  start_ms: 323190\n  end_ms: 325185\n  words:\n  - text: 'You '\n    start_ms: 323190\n  - text: 'can '\n    start_ms: 323291\n  - text: 'have '\n    start_ms: 323490\n  - text: 'unlimited '\n    start_ms: 323804\n  - text: refills\n    start_ms: 324543\n- text: For just a quarter more.\"\n  start_ms: 325390\n  end_ms: 327319\n  words:\n  - text: 'For '\n    start_ms: 325390\n  - text: 'just '\n    start_ms: 325662\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 326029\n  - text: 'quarter '\n    start_ms: 326184\n  - text: more.\"\n    start_ms: 326823\n- text: I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n  start_ms: 327430\n  end_ms: 331708\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 327430\n  - text: 'say '\n    start_ms: 327522\n  - text: '\"Great, '\n    start_ms: 327742\n  - text: 'except '\n    start_ms: 328208\n  - text: 'we''re '\n    start_ms: 328481\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 328649\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 328740\n  - text: drive-\n    start_ms: 328863\n  - text: 'thru, '\n    start_ms: 329159\n  - text: 'so '\n    start_ms: 329741\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 329993\n  - text: 'would '\n    start_ms: 330193\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 330434\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 330551\n  - text: 'that '\n    start_ms: 330831\n  - text: for?\"\n    start_ms: 331092\n- text: Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n  start_ms: 332130\n  end_ms: 333551\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 332130\n  - text: 'she '\n    start_ms: 332307\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 332573\n  - text: '\"Wait '\n    start_ms: 332820\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 333123\n  - text: minute\n    start_ms: 333260\n- text: Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n  start_ms: 334380\n  end_ms: 337080\n  words:\n  - text: 'Your '\n    start_ms: 334380\n  - text: 'voice '\n    start_ms: 334515\n  - text: 'sounds '\n    start_ms: 334783\n  - text: 'so '\n    start_ms: 335083\n  - text: 'familiar... '\n    start_ms: 335330\n  - text: 'hey, '\n    start_ms: 336063\n  - text: 'is '\n    start_ms: 336281\n  - text: 'this '\n    start_ms: 336401\n  - text: Paul?\n    start_ms: 336618\n- text: And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n  start_ms: 337450\n  end_ms: 339678\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 337450\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 337557\n  - text: 'wife '\n    start_ms: 337731\n  - text: 'is '\n    start_ms: 338072\n  - text: 'all '\n    start_ms: 338322\n  - text: 'like '\n    start_ms: 338537\n  - text: '\"No, '\n    start_ms: 338757\n  - text: 'that '\n    start_ms: 338963\n  - text: 'ain''t '\n    start_ms: 339129\n  - text: Paul\n    start_ms: 339365\n- text: Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n  start_ms: 339940\n  end_ms: 341731\n  words:\n  - text: 'Now '\n    start_ms: 339940\n  - text: 'tell '\n    start_ms: 340127\n  - text: 'me, '\n    start_ms: 340377\n  - text: 'who''s '\n    start_ms: 340521\n  - text: 'this '\n    start_ms: 340838\n  - text: Paul?\"\n    start_ms: 341173\n- text: She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n  start_ms: 341900\n  end_ms: 343845\n  words:\n  - 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text: 'more '\n    start_ms: 366688\n  - text: 'than '\n    start_ms: 366942\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 367169\n  - text: 'needed '\n    start_ms: 367268\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 367632\n  - text: know!\"\n    start_ms: 367826\n- text: And then we both were quiet\n  start_ms: 368710\n  end_ms: 370628\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 368710\n  - text: 'then '\n    start_ms: 368943\n  - text: 'we '\n    start_ms: 369237\n  - text: 'both '\n    start_ms: 369490\n  - text: 'were '\n    start_ms: 369790\n  - text: quiet\n    start_ms: 370058\n- text: And things got real intense\n  start_ms: 370850\n  end_ms: 372747\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 370850\n  - text: 'things '\n    start_ms: 371136\n  - text: 'got '\n    start_ms: 371434\n  - text: 'real '\n    start_ms: 371707\n  - text: intense\n    start_ms: 372042\n- text: Then she says, \"Next window, please\n  start_ms: 372900\n  end_ms: 374597\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 372900\n  - text: 'she '\n    start_ms: 373108\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 373277\n  - text: '\"Next '\n    start_ms: 373553\n  - text: 'window, '\n    start_ms: 373866\n  - text: please\n    start_ms: 374355\n- text: That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n  start_ms: 374880\n  end_ms: 377339\n  words:\n  - text: 'That''ll '\n    start_ms: 374880\n  - text: 'be '\n    start_ms: 375142\n  - text: 'five '\n    start_ms: 375367\n  - text: 'dollars '\n    start_ms: 375652\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 376033\n  - text: 'eighty '\n    start_ms: 376270\n  - text: 'two '\n    start_ms: 376503\n  - text: cents!\"\n    start_ms: 376756\n- text: So we inched ahead in line\n  start_ms: 377560\n  end_ms: 379296\n  words:\n  - text: 'So '\n    start_ms: 377560\n  - text: 'we '\n    start_ms: 377716\n  - text: 'inched '\n    start_ms: 377904\n  - text: 'ahead '\n    start_ms: 378204\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 378597\n  - text: line\n    start_ms: 378798\n- text: Movin' painfully slow\n  start_ms: 379580\n  end_ms: 381236\n  words:\n  - text: 'Movin'' '\n    start_ms: 379580\n  - text: 'painfully '\n    start_ms: 380115\n  - text: slow\n    start_ms: 380922\n- text: I got a little bored\n  start_ms: 381540\n  end_ms: 382982\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 381540\n  - text: 'got '\n    start_ms: 381687\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 382041\n  - text: 'little '\n    start_ms: 382202\n  - text: bored\n    start_ms: 382686\n- text: So I turned on the radio\n  start_ms: 383180\n  end_ms: 385277\n  words:\n  - text: 'So '\n    start_ms: 383180\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 383570\n  - text: 'turned '\n    start_ms: 383676\n  - text: 'on '\n    start_ms: 384087\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 384309\n  - text: radio\n    start_ms: 384556\n- text: Click, turned it off\n  start_ms: 401920\n  end_ms: 403283\n  words:\n  - text: 'Click, '\n    start_ms: 401920\n  - text: 'turned '\n    start_ms: 402501\n  - text: 'it '\n    start_ms: 402856\n  - text: off\n    start_ms: 403013\n- text: Because my wife was getting a headache\n  start_ms: 403350\n  end_ms: 406334\n  words:\n  - text: 'Because '\n    start_ms: 403350\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 403883\n  - text: 'wife '\n    start_ms: 404154\n  - text: 'was '\n    start_ms: 404516\n  - text: 'getting '\n    start_ms: 404699\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 405193\n  - text: headache\n    start_ms: 405317\n- text: So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n  start_ms: 407260\n  end_ms: 410868\n  words:\n  - text: 'So '\n    start_ms: 407260\n  - text: 'we '\n    start_ms: 407438\n  - text: 'both '\n    start_ms: 407587\n  - text: 'just '\n    start_ms: 407863\n  - text: 'sat '\n    start_ms: 408045\n  - text: 'there '\n    start_ms: 408314\n  - text: 'quietly '\n    start_ms: 408683\n  - text: 'for '\n    start_ms: 409624\n  - text: 'her '\n    start_ms: 409835\n  - text: sake\n    start_ms: 410397\n- text: Then I looked at her\n  start_ms: 411610\n  end_ms: 412638\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 411610\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 411801\n  - text: 'looked '\n    start_ms: 411917\n  - text: 'at '\n    start_ms: 412195\n  - text: her\n    start_ms: 412321\n- text: And she looked back at me\n  start_ms: 413750\n  end_ms: 414966\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 413750\n  - text: 'she '\n    start_ms: 413879\n  - text: 'looked '\n    start_ms: 414018\n  - text: 'back '\n    start_ms: 414220\n  - text: 'at '\n    start_ms: 414513\n  - text: me\n    start_ms: 414655\n- text: And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n  start_ms: 415650\n  end_ms: 419545\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 415650\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 415817\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 415933\n  - text: '\"Um, '\n    start_ms: 416439\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 416739\n  - text: 'think '\n    start_ms: 416817\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 417002\n  - text: 'have '\n    start_ms: 417150\n  - text: 'somethin'' '\n    start_ms: 417385\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 417969\n  - text: 'your '\n    start_ms: 418144\n  - text: teeth.\"\n    start_ms: 418442\n- text: She turned away from me\n  start_ms: 420130\n  end_ms: 421547\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 420130\n  - text: 'turned '\n    start_ms: 420290\n  - text: 'away '\n    start_ms: 420657\n  - text: 'from '\n    start_ms: 421002\n  - text: me\n    start_ms: 421326\n- text: And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n  start_ms: 421780\n  end_ms: 424114\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 421780\n  - text: 'then '\n    start_ms: 421938\n  - text: 'turned '\n    start_ms: 422212\n  - text: 'back '\n    start_ms: 422429\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 422718\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 422922\n  - text: '\"Did '\n    start_ms: 423217\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 423436\n  - text: 'get '\n    start_ms: 423552\n  - text: it?\"\n    start_ms: 423880\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n  start_ms: 424840\n  end_ms: 427104\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 424840\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 424900\n  - text: '\"Yeah, '\n    start_ms: 425090\n  - text: 'well, '\n    start_ms: 425903\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 426083\n  - text: 'mean, '\n    start_ms: 426165\n  - text: 'most '\n    start_ms: 426545\n  - text: 'of '\n    start_ms: 426841\n  - text: it\n    start_ms: 426980\n- text: But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n  start_ms: 427390\n  end_ms: 428930\n  words:\n  - text: 'But '\n    start_ms: 427390\n  - text: 'hey, '\n    start_ms: 427563\n  - text: 'ya '\n    start_ms: 427827\n  - text: 'know, '\n    start_ms: 427986\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 428180\n  - text: 'sweat '\n    start_ms: 428439\n  - text: it.\"\n    start_ms: 428748\n- text: Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n  start_ms: 429220\n  end_ms: 431850\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 429220\n  - text: 'she '\n    start_ms: 429380\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 429541\n  - text: '\"How '\n    start_ms: 429946\n  - text: 'about '\n    start_ms: 431241\n  - text: now?\"\n    start_ms: 431492\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, almost\n  start_ms: 432140\n  end_ms: 433414\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 432140\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 432224\n  - text: '\"Yeah, '\n    start_ms: 432424\n  - text: almost\n    start_ms: 432749\n- text: There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n  start_ms: 433780\n  end_ms: 435544\n  words:\n  - text: 'There''s '\n    start_ms: 433780\n  - text: 'still '\n    start_ms: 433951\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 434169\n  - text: 'little '\n    start_ms: 434232\n  - text: 'bit '\n    start_ms: 434433\n  - text: 'there, '\n    start_ms: 434628\n  - text: 'but '\n    start_ms: 434868\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 435014\n  - text: worry\n    start_ms: 435213\n- text: It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n  start_ms: 435650\n  end_ms: 437665\n  words:\n  - text: 'It''s '\n    start_ms: 435650\n  - text: 'probably '\n    start_ms: 435804\n  - text: 'just '\n    start_ms: 436269\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 436602\n  - text: 'piece '\n    start_ms: 436791\n  - text: 'of '\n    start_ms: 437146\n  - text: toast.\"\n    start_ms: 437363\n- text: Now we're at the pay window\n  start_ms: 437730\n  end_ms: 439294\n  words:\n  - text: 'Now '\n    start_ms: 437730\n  - text: 'we''re '\n    start_ms: 437886\n  - text: 'at '\n    start_ms: 438120\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 438234\n  - text: 'pay '\n    start_ms: 438406\n  - text: window\n    start_ms: 438640\n- text: Or whatever you call it\n  start_ms: 439830\n  end_ms: 441429\n  words:\n  - text: 'Or '\n    start_ms: 439830\n  - text: 'whatever '\n    start_ms: 440027\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 440547\n  - text: 'call '\n    start_ms: 440727\n  - text: it\n    start_ms: 441237\n- text: Put my hand in my pocket\n  start_ms: 442180\n  end_ms: 443738\n  words:\n  - text: 'Put '\n    start_ms: 442180\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 442358\n  - text: 'hand '\n    start_ms: 442552\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 442764\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 442884\n  - text: pocket\n    start_ms: 443082\n- text: I can't believe there's no wallet!\n  start_ms: 444250\n  end_ms: 446050\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 444250\n  - text: 'can''t '\n    start_ms: 444345\n  - text: 'believe '\n    start_ms: 444541\n  - text: 'there''s '\n    start_ms: 444856\n  - text: 'no '\n    start_ms: 445083\n  - text: wallet!\n    start_ms: 445305\n- text: And the lady at the window's like\n  start_ms: 453350\n  end_ms: 454681\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 453350\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 453468\n  - text: 'lady '\n    start_ms: 453586\n  - text: 'at '\n    start_ms: 453868\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 453985\n  - text: 'window''s '\n    start_ms: 454087\n  - text: like\n    start_ms: 454430\n- text: '\"Well, well, well, that''ll be five eighty-two.\"'\n  start_ms: 454770\n  end_ms: 459072\n  words:\n  - text: '\"Well, '\n    start_ms: 455322\n  - text: 'well, '\n    start_ms: 455870\n  - text: 'well, '\n    start_ms: 456365\n  - text: 'that''ll '\n    start_ms: 457186\n  - text: 'be '\n    start_ms: 457467\n  - text: 'five '\n    start_ms: 457753\n  - text: eighty-\n    start_ms: 458132\n  - text: two.\"\n    start_ms: 458582\n- text: I turn around to my wife, and say\n  start_ms: 459620\n  end_ms: 461710\n  words:\n  - 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text: 'take '\n    start_ms: 480535\n  - text: 'credit '\n    start_ms: 480777\n  - text: 'cards '\n    start_ms: 481076\n  - text: here.\"\n    start_ms: 481417\n- text: I took back the card and said\n  start_ms: 482170\n  end_ms: 483808\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 482170\n  - text: 'took '\n    start_ms: 482282\n  - text: 'back '\n    start_ms: 482589\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 482848\n  - text: 'card '\n    start_ms: 482997\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 483405\n  - text: said\n    start_ms: 483613\n- text: '\"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"'\n  start_ms: 483820\n  end_ms: 486202\n  words:\n  - text: '\"Gee, '\n    start_ms: 483893\n  - text: 'really? '\n    start_ms: 484162\n  - text: 'Well, '\n    start_ms: 484592\n  - text: 'that '\n    start_ms: 484858\n  - text: sucks.\"\n    start_ms: 485241\n- text: And that's when I found out\n  start_ms: 486730\n  end_ms: 488283\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 486730\n  - text: 'that''s '\n    start_ms: 486966\n  - text: 'when '\n    start_ms: 487243\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 487590\n  - text: 'found '\n    start_ms: 487748\n  - text: out\n    start_ms: 488126\n- text: My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n  start_ms: 488330\n  end_ms: 490671\n  words:\n  - text: 'My '\n    start_ms: 488330\n  - text: 'wife '\n    start_ms: 488555\n  - text: 'was '\n    start_ms: 488731\n  - text: 'only '\n    start_ms: 488890\n  - text: 'carryin'' '\n    start_ms: 489112\n  - text: 'three '\n    start_ms: 489652\n  - text: bucks\n    start_ms: 490277\n- text: I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n  start_ms: 491480\n  end_ms: 495659\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 491480\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 491572\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 491877\n  - text: 'thought '\n    start_ms: 492139\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 492518\n  - text: 'were '\n    start_ms: 492753\n  - text: 'gonna '\n    start_ms: 493032\n  - text: 'hit '\n    start_ms: 493553\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 493876\n  - text: 'ATM '\n    start_ms: 494210\n  - text: today\"\n    start_ms: 494990\n- text: She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n  start_ms: 495950\n  end_ms: 499818\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 495950\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 496120\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 496493\n  - text: 'never '\n    start_ms: 496646\n  - text: 'got '\n    start_ms: 496913\n  - text: 'around '\n    start_ms: 497246\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 497640\n  - text: 'it, '\n    start_ms: 497825\n  - text: 'so '\n    start_ms: 498195\n  - text: 'where''s '\n    start_ms: 498295\n  - text: 'your '\n    start_ms: 498483\n  - text: 'wallet '\n    start_ms: 498647\n  - 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text: 'turned '\n    start_ms: 545217\n  - text: around\n    start_ms: 545612\n- text: To the cashier again\n  start_ms: 546680\n  end_ms: 548429\n  words:\n  - text: 'To '\n    start_ms: 546680\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 546993\n  - text: 'cashier '\n    start_ms: 547248\n  - text: again\n    start_ms: 547870\n- text: 'I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"'\n  start_ms: 549030\n  end_ms: 552797\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 549030\n  - text: 'shrugged '\n    start_ms: 549124\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 549523\n  - text: 'said: '\n    start_ms: 549723\n  - text: '\"Okay, '\n    start_ms: 550082\n  - text: 'forget '\n    start_ms: 551282\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 551551\n  - text: 'chicken '\n    start_ms: 551682\n  - text: 'sandwich '\n    start_ms: 551962\n  - text: then\"\n    start_ms: 552429\n- text: So I pick up my change\n  start_ms: 553290\n  end_ms: 554852\n  words:\n  - text: 'So '\n    start_ms: 553290\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 553522\n  - 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text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 641859\n  - text: onion!\n    start_ms: 642659\nplain: |-\n  Seven o'clock in the evening\n  Watchin something stupid on TV\n  I'm zoned out on the sofa\n  When my wife comes in the room and sees me\n  And she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\n  And I say, \"I don't know...\"\n  Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n  She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n  I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n  She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n  I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n  She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n  I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n  But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n  And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n  I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n  She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n  I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n  She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n  I hopped up and I said\n  \"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\n  She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n  I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n  She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n  I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n  She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n\n  Well, I was gonna say something\n  But my cell phone started to ring\n  Now who could be callin' me?\n  Well, I checked my caller ID\n  It was just cousin Larry\n  Callin' for the third time today\n  My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n  I said, \"Okay.\"\n  \"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\n  She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n  \"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\n  And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n  I step a little bit closer\n  Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n  She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n  I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n  And eatin' expensive food\"\n  She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n  I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n  And Burrito King would make me gassy\n  There's no doubt\"\n  She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n  I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n  Then I get an idea\n  I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n  She says, \"What?\"\n  I say, \"Guess!\"\n  She says \"What?\"\n  I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n\n  So we head out the front door\n  Open the garage door\n  Then I open the car doors\n  And we get in those car doors\n  Put my key in the ignition\n  And then I turn it sideways\n  Then we fasten our seat belts\n  As we pull out the driveway\n  Then we drive to the drive-thru\n  Heading off to the drive-thru\n  We're approaching the drive-thru\n  Getting close to the drive-thru\n  Almost there at the drive-thru\n  Now we're here at the drive-thru\n  Here in line at the drive-thru\n  Did I mention the drive-thru?\n\n  Well, here we are\n  In the drive-thru line, me and her\n  Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n  All just waiting to order\n  There's some idiot in a Volvo\n  With his brights on behind me\n  I lean out the window and scream\n  \"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\n  My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n  I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n  So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n  Now a woman on a speaker box\n  Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n  I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n  We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n  Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n  I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n  I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n  She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n  I put my head in my hands and scream\n  \"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\n  The voice on the speaker says\n  \"I don't have all day.\"\n  I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n  I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n  She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n  I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n  Plus we need curly fries\n  And don't you dare forget it!\n  And two medium root beers\n  No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n  Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n  So read me back my order\n  Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n  She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n  Two - you want a cheeseburger\n  Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n  \"Stop! Don't go no further!\n  I never ordered a large root beer\n  I said medium, not large!\"\n  Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n  I supersized you at no charge.\"\n  \"Oh.\" And that's all\n  I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n  And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n  That I really think you should know\n  You can have unlimited refills\n  For just a quarter more.\"\n  I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n  Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n  Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n  And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n  Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n  She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n  Who goes to school with me\n  I sat behind him last year\n  And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n  I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n  He used to be my plumber\n  He was prematurely bald\n  And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n  He also had bladder problems\n  And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n  And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n  That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n  And then we both were quiet\n  And things got real intense\n  Then she says, \"Next window, please\n  That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n  So we inched ahead in line\n  Movin' painfully slow\n  I got a little bored\n  So I turned on the radio\n\n  Click, turned it off\n  Because my wife was getting a headache\n  So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n  Then I looked at her\n  And she looked back at me\n  And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n  She turned away from me\n  And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n  But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n  Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, almost\n  There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n  It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n  Now we're at the pay window\n  Or whatever you call it\n  Put my hand in my pocket\n  I can't believe there's no wallet!\n\n  And the lady at the window's like\n  \"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\n  I turn around to my wife, and say\n  \"How much have you got on you?\"\n  She just rolls her eyes and says\n  \"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\n  So she reaches into her purse\n  And busts out the American Express\n  I hand it to the lady\n  And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n  We don't take credit cards here.\"\n  I took back the card and said\n  \"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\n  And that's when I found out\n  My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n  I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n  She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n  And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n  Now the lady at the window\n  Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n  And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n  I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n  We won't be long.\"\n  So I looked around inside the glove-box\n  And checked the mat beneath my feet\n  I found a nickel in an ashtray\n  And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n  Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n  The lady counts it up and says\n  \"You're still about a dollar short\"\n  And now my woman's got this weird look\n  Frozen on her face\n  She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n  And so I turned around\n  To the cashier again\n  I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\n  So I pick up my change\n  Pick up my receipt\n  And I drive to the pickup window\n  Man, I just can't wait to eat\n  And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n  Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n  \"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\n  And he hands me a paper bag\n  I look him in the eyes\n  And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n  Well, he looks at me\n  And I look at him\n  And he looks at me\n  And I look at him\n  And he looks it me\n  And I look at him\n  And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n  What did you want again?\"\n  I say \"Ketchup!\"\n  And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n  I just spaced out there for a second\n  I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n  And then he hands me the ketchup\n  And now we're finally drivin' away\n  And the food is drivin' me mad\n  With its intoxicating bouquet\n  I'm starvin' to death\n  By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n  I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n  I just gotta have a bite!\"\n  So she reaches in the bag\n  And pulls out the burger\n  And she hands me the burger\n  And I pick up the burger\n  And then I unwrap the paper\n  I bite into those buns\n  And I just can't believe it\n  They forgot the onion!\n"},{"id":1075723,"name":"Trapped in the Drive‐Thru","trackName":"Trapped in the Drive‐Thru","artistName":"'Weird Al' Yankovic","albumName":"Squeeze Box: The Complete Works of “Weird Al” Yankovic","duration":651.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":true,"plainLyrics":"Seven o'clock in the evening\nWatchin something stupid on TV\nI'm zoned out on the sofa\nWhen my wife comes in the room and sees me\nAnd she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\nAnd I say, \"I don't know...\"\nSay, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\nShe says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\nI said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\nShe said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\nI said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\nShe said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\nI said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\nBut first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\nAnd she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\nI said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\nShe said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\nI said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\nShe said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\nI hopped up and I said\n\"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\nShe's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\nI'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\nShe's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\nI'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\nShe's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n\nWell, I was gonna say something\nBut my cell phone started to ring\nNow who could be callin' me?\nWell, I checked my caller ID\nIt was just cousin Larry\nCallin' for the third time today\nMy wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\nI said, \"Okay.\"\n\"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\nShe said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n\"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\nAnd then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\nI step a little bit closer\nSay, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\nShe says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\nI don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\nAnd eatin' expensive food\"\nShe's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\nI say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\nAnd Burrito King would make me gassy\nThere's no doubt\"\nShe says, \"Just forget about it\"\nI said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\nThen I get an idea\nI say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\nShe says, \"What?\"\nI say, \"Guess!\"\nShe says \"What?\"\nI say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n\nSo we head out the front door\nOpen the garage door\nThen I open the car doors\nAnd we get in those car doors\nPut my key in the ignition\nAnd then I turn it sideways\nThen we fasten our seat belts\nAs we pull out the driveway\nThen we drive to the drive-thru\nHeading off to the drive-thru\nWe're approaching the drive-thru\nGetting close to the drive-thru\nAlmost there at the drive-thru\nNow we're here at the drive-thru\nHere in line at the drive-thru\nDid I mention the drive-thru?\n\nWell, here we are\nIn the drive-thru line, me and her\nCars in front of us, cars in back of us\nAll just waiting to order\nThere's some idiot in a Volvo\nWith his brights on behind me\nI lean out the window and scream\n\"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\nMy wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\nI said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\nSo I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\nNow a woman on a speaker box\nIs sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\nI said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\nWe'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\nThen my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\nI think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\nI said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\nShe says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\nI put my head in my hands and scream\n\"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\nThe voice on the speaker says\n\"I don't have all day.\"\nI said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\nI wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\nShe's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\nI'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\nPlus we need curly fries\nAnd don't you dare forget it!\nAnd two medium root beers\nNo, just one, we'll split it.\"\nThen I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\nSo read me back my order\nLet's make sure you got it right.\"\nShe says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\nTwo - you want a cheeseburger\nThree - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n\"Stop! Don't go no further!\nI never ordered a large root beer\nI said medium, not large!\"\nThen she says, \"We're havin' a special\nI supersized you at no charge.\"\n\"Oh.\" And that's all\nI could say, was \"Oh.\"\nAnd she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\nThat I really think you should know\nYou can have unlimited refills\nFor just a quarter more.\"\nI say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\nThen she says, \"Wait a minute\nYour voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\nAnd my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\nNow tell me, who's this Paul?\"\nShe says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\nWho goes to school with me\nI sat behind him last year\nAnd I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\nI said, \"I know a guy named Paul\nHe used to be my plumber\nHe was prematurely bald\nAnd he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\nHe also had bladder problems\nAnd a really bad infection on his toe.\"\nAnd she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\nThat's way more than I needed to know!\"\nAnd then we both were quiet\nAnd things got real intense\nThen she says, \"Next window, please\nThat'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\nSo we inched ahead in line\nMovin' painfully slow\nI got a little bored\nSo I turned on the radio\n\nClick, turned it off\nBecause my wife was getting a headache\nSo we both just sat there quietly for her sake\nThen I looked at her\nAnd she looked back at me\nAnd I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\nShe turned away from me\nAnd then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\nBut hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\nThen she said, \"How about now?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, almost\nThere's still a little bit there, but don't worry\nIt's probably just a piece of toast.\"\nNow we're at the pay window\nOr whatever you call it\nPut my hand in my pocket\nI can't believe there's no wallet!\n\nAnd the lady at the window's like\n\"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\nI turn around to my wife, and say\n\"How much have you got on you?\"\nShe just rolls her eyes and says\n\"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\nSo she reaches into her purse\nAnd busts out the American Express\nI hand it to the lady\nAnd she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\nWe don't take credit cards here.\"\nI took back the card and said\n\"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\nAnd that's when I found out\nMy wife was only carryin' three bucks\nI said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\nShe says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\nAnd I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\nNow the lady at the window\nIs lookin' at me kind of strange\nAnd she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\nI said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\nWe won't be long.\"\nSo I looked around inside the glove-box\nAnd checked the mat beneath my feet\nI found a nickel in an ashtray\nAnd a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\nBefore long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\nThe lady counts it up and says\n\"You're still about a dollar short\"\nAnd now my woman's got this weird look\nFrozen on her face\nShe screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\nAnd so I turned around\nTo the cashier again\nI shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\nSo I pick up my change\nPick up my receipt\nAnd I drive to the pickup window\nMan, I just can't wait to eat\nAnd now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\nWearin' a dorky nametag that says\n\"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\nAnd he hands me a paper bag\nI look him in the eyes\nAnd I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\nWell, he looks at me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he looks at me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he looks it me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he says, \"I'm sorry!\nWhat did you want again?\"\nI say \"Ketchup!\"\nAnd he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\nI just spaced out there for a second\nI'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\nAnd then he hands me the ketchup\nAnd now we're finally drivin' away\nAnd the food is drivin' me mad\nWith its intoxicating bouquet\nI'm starvin' to death\nBy the time we pull up at the traffic light\nI say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\nI just gotta have a bite!\"\nSo she reaches in the bag\nAnd pulls out the burger\nAnd she hands me the burger\nAnd I pick up the burger\nAnd then I unwrap the paper\nI bite into those buns\nAnd I just can't believe it\nThey forgot the onion!","syncedLyrics":"[00:21.50] Seven o'clock in the evening\n[00:22.83] Watchin something stupid on TV\n[00:25.35] I'm zoned out on the sofa\n[00:27.29] When my wife comes in the room and sees me\n[00:30.16] And she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\n[00:34.63] And I say, \"I don't know...\"\n[00:36.13] Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n[00:39.39] She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n[00:43.76] I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n[00:47.76] She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n[00:50.08] I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n[00:52.22] She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n[00:54.42] I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n[00:56.72] But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n[01:01.15] And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n[01:05.26] I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n[01:07.83] She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n[01:09.83] I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n[01:12.14] She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n[01:14.42] I hopped up and I said\n[01:15.77] \"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\n[01:18.33] She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n[01:23.33] I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n[01:26.03] She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n[01:27.89] I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n[01:29.45] She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n[01:32.19] Well, I was gonna say something\n[01:34.55] But my cell phone started to ring\n[01:36.70] Now who could be callin' me?\n[01:38.78] Well, I checked my caller ID\n[01:40.89] It was just cousin Larry\n[01:42.49] Callin' for the third time today\n[01:45.50] My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n[01:47.63] I said, \"Okay.\"\n[01:49.97] \"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\n[01:53.86] She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n[01:56.76] \"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\n[01:59.02] And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n[02:02.64] I says, \"No\"\n[02:03.32] She says, \"Yes\"\n[02:04.07] I says, \"No\"\n[02:04.61] She says, \"Yes\"\n[02:05.25] I says, \"No\"\n[02:05.59] She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n[02:07.93] I step a little bit closer\n[02:10.10] Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n[02:12.35] She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n[02:14.36] I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n[02:16.61] I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n[02:18.89] And eatin' expensive food\"\n[02:21.18] She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n[02:22.60] I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n[02:25.21] And Burrito King would make me gassy\n[02:28.01] There's no doubt\"\n[02:29.82] She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n[02:31.79] I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n[02:34.36] Then I get an idea\n[02:36.73] I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n[02:38.34] She says, \"What?\"\n[02:38.85] I say, \"Guess!\"\n[02:39.41] She says \"What?\"\n[02:40.21] I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n[02:43.35] So we head out the front door\n[02:45.50] Open the garage door\n[02:47.84] Then I open the car doors\n[02:49.93] And we get in those car doors\n[02:52.08] Put my key in the ignition\n[02:54.42] And then I turn it sideways\n[02:56.64] Then we fasten our seat belts\n[02:58.83] As we pull out the driveway\n[03:01.13] Then we drive to the drive-thru\n[03:03.31] Heading off to the drive-thru\n[03:05.45] We're approaching the drive-thru\n[03:07.78] Getting close to the drive-thru\n[03:10.01] Almost there at the drive-thru\n[03:12.18] Now we're here at the drive-thru\n[03:14.38] Here in line at the drive-thru\n[03:16.66] Did I mention the drive-thru?\n[03:19.31] \n[03:27.35] Well, here we are\n[03:29.10] In the drive-thru line, me and her\n[03:32.25] Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n[03:34.22] All just waiting to order\n[03:36.10] There's some idiot in a Volvo\n[03:38.46] With his brights on behind me\n[03:40.53] I lean out the window and scream\n[03:42.22] \"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\n[03:45.55] My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n[03:50.08] I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n[03:52.45] So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n[03:54.28] Now a woman on a speaker box\n[03:56.35] Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n[03:58.54] I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n[04:00.59] We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n[04:02.99] Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n[04:07.76] I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n[04:11.84] I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n[04:14.21] She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n[04:16.63] I put my head in my hands and scream\n[04:18.86] \"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\n[04:21.06] The voice on the speaker says\n[04:23.06] \"I don't have all day.\"\n[04:25.20] I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n[04:29.76] I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n[04:34.21] She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n[04:36.19] I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n[04:38.56] Plus we need curly fries\n[04:41.18] And don't you dare forget it!\n[04:43.27] And two medium root beers\n[04:45.52] No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n[04:47.42] Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n[04:52.17] So read me back my order\n[04:54.16] Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n[04:56.05] She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n[04:58.56] Two - you want a cheeseburger\n[05:00.71] Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n[05:03.36] \"Stop! Don't go no further!\n[05:05.98] I never ordered a large root beer\n[05:07.47] I said medium, not large!\"\n[05:09.95] Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n[05:11.84] I supersized you at no charge.\"\n[05:14.14] \"Oh.\" And that's all\n[05:16.61] I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n[05:18.29] And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n[05:20.55] That I really think you should know\n[05:23.09] You can have unlimited refills\n[05:25.04] For just a quarter more.\"\n[05:27.18] I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n[05:31.81] Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n[05:33.76] Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n[05:36.86] And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n[05:39.56] Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n[05:41.52] She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n[05:43.55] Who goes to school with me\n[05:46.13] I sat behind him last year\n[05:47.53] And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n[05:50.45] I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n[05:52.81] He used to be my plumber\n[05:55.00] He was prematurely bald\n[05:57.32] And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n[05:59.33] He also had bladder problems\n[06:01.24] And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n[06:03.69] And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n[06:05.99] That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n[06:08.37] And then we both were quiet\n[06:10.75] And things got real intense\n[06:12.70] Then she says, \"Next window, please\n[06:14.44] That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n[06:17.14] So we inched ahead in line\n[06:19.46] Movin' painfully slow\n[06:21.29] I got a little bored\n[06:23.09] So I turned on the radio\n[06:25.52] \n[06:41.80] Click, turned it off\n[06:43.19] Because my wife was getting a headache\n[06:46.66] So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n[06:51.25] Then I looked at her\n[06:53.70] And she looked back at me\n[06:55.39] And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n[06:59.84] She turned away from me\n[07:01.60] And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n[07:04.17] I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n[07:07.20] But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n[07:09.27] Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n[07:11.99] I said, \"Yeah, almost\n[07:13.54] There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n[07:15.51] It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n[07:17.62] Now we're at the pay window\n[07:19.70] Or whatever you call it\n[07:21.91] Put my hand in my pocket\n[07:24.03] I can't believe there's no wallet!\n[07:33.61] And the lady at the window's like\n[07:35.53] \"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\n[07:39.76] I turn around to my wife, and say\n[07:41.70] \"How much have you got on you?\"\n[07:43.92] She just rolls her eyes and says\n[07:46.13] \"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\n[07:48.75] So she reaches into her purse\n[07:50.43] And busts out the American Express\n[07:53.37] I hand it to the lady\n[07:55.41] And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n[07:59.10] We don't take credit cards here.\"\n[08:02.06] I took back the card and said\n[08:03.89] \"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\n[08:06.40] And that's when I found out\n[08:08.36] My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n[08:11.25] I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n[08:15.94] She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n[08:20.04] And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n[08:24.35] Now the lady at the window\n[08:25.69] Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n[08:28.64] And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n[08:33.22] I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n[08:36.18] We won't be long.\"\n[08:37.62] So I looked around inside the glove-box\n[08:39.92] And checked the mat beneath my feet\n[08:42.15] I found a nickel in an ashtray\n[08:43.57] And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n[08:46.47] Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n[08:50.10] The lady counts it up and says\n[08:53.18] \"You're still about a dollar short\"\n[08:55.43] And now my woman's got this weird look\n[08:57.33] Frozen on her face\n[08:59.38] She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n[09:04.28] And so I turned around\n[09:06.50] To the cashier again\n[09:08.80] I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\n[09:12.97] So I pick up my change\n[09:15.04] Pick up my receipt\n[09:17.17] And I drive to the pickup window\n[09:19.43] Man, I just can't wait to eat\n[09:21.75] And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n[09:26.35] Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n[09:28.39] \"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\n[09:30.87] And he hands me a paper bag\n[09:33.27] I look him in the eyes\n[09:35.48] And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n[09:39.96] Well, he looks at me\n[09:42.73] And I look at him\n[09:44.92] And he looks at me\n[09:47.16] And I look at him\n[09:49.35] And he looks it me\n[09:51.59] And I look at him\n[09:53.75] And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n[09:55.59] What did you want again?\"\n[09:57.93] I say \"Ketchup!\"\n[09:59.68] And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n[10:02.04] I just spaced out there for a second\n[10:04.38] I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n[10:06.86] And then he hands me the ketchup\n[10:09.44] And now we're finally drivin' away\n[10:12.18] And the food is drivin' me mad\n[10:13.67] With its intoxicating bouquet\n[10:16.16] I'm starvin' to death\n[10:17.26] By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n[10:20.37] I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n[10:22.75] I just gotta have a bite!\"\n[10:24.96] So she reaches in the bag\n[10:27.23] And pulls out the burger\n[10:29.39] And she hands me the burger\n[10:31.34] And I pick up the burger\n[10:33.75] And then I unwrap the paper\n[10:36.34] I bite into those buns\n[10:38.59] And I just can't believe it\n[10:40.74] They forgot the onion!\n[10:44.52] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Trapped in the Drive‐Thru\n  artist: '''Weird Al'' Yankovic'\n  album: 'Squeeze Box: The Complete Works of “Weird Al” Yankovic'\n  duration_ms: 651000\n  instrumental: false\n  language: en\nlines:\n- text: Seven o'clock in the evening\n  start_ms: 21740\n  end_ms: 23071\n  words:\n  - 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text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 35697\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 35836\n  - text: know...\"\n    start_ms: 36058\n- text: Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n  start_ms: 36500\n  end_ms: 38951\n  words:\n  - text: 'Say, '\n    start_ms: 36500\n  - text: '\"It''s '\n    start_ms: 36652\n  - text: 'gettin'' '\n    start_ms: 36825\n  - text: 'late, '\n    start_ms: 37208\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 37570\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 37735\n  - text: 'wanna '\n    start_ms: 37892\n  - text: 'do '\n    start_ms: 38263\n  - text: 'for '\n    start_ms: 38498\n  - text: dinner?\"\n    start_ms: 38676\n- text: She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n  start_ms: 39680\n  end_ms: 43803\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 39680\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 39812\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 39966\n  - text: 'kinda '\n    start_ms: 40117\n  - text: 'had '\n    start_ms: 40490\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 40703\n  - text: 'big '\n    start_ms: 40823\n  - text: 'lunch '\n    start_ms: 41151\n  - text: 'so '\n    start_ms: 41648\n  - text: 'I''m '\n    start_ms: 41868\n  - text: 'not '\n    start_ms: 42035\n  - text: 'super '\n    start_ms: 42333\n  - text: hungry.\"\n    start_ms: 42887\n- text: I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n  start_ms: 44150\n  end_ms: 47806\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 44150\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 44260\n  - text: '\"Well, '\n    start_ms: 44464\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 44695\n  - text: 'know, '\n    start_ms: 44793\n  - text: 'baby, '\n    start_ms: 45071\n  - text: 'I''m '\n    start_ms: 45487\n  - text: 'not '\n    start_ms: 45620\n  - text: 'starvin'' '\n    start_ms: 45873\n  - text: 'either '\n    start_ms: 46326\n  - text: 'but '\n    start_ms: 46608\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 46886\n  - text: 'could '\n    start_ms: 47022\n  - text: eat...\"\n    start_ms: 47402\n- text: She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n  start_ms: 47980\n  end_ms: 49952\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 47980\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 48117\n  - text: '\"So '\n    start_ms: 48275\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 48448\n  - text: 'do '\n    start_ms: 48697\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 48812\n  - text: 'have '\n    start_ms: 48968\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 49266\n  - text: mind?\"\n    start_ms: 49497\n- text: I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n  start_ms: 50240\n  end_ms: 52164\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 50240\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 50372\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 50567\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 50704\n  - text: 'know, '\n    start_ms: 50937\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 51213\n  - text: 'about '\n    start_ms: 51414\n  - text: you?\"\n    start_ms: 51842\n- text: She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n  start_ms: 52420\n  end_ms: 54613\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 52420\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 52570\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 52728\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 52862\n  - text: 'care... '\n    start_ms: 53101\n  - text: 'if '\n    start_ms: 53443\n  - text: 'you''re '\n    start_ms: 53562\n  - text: 'hungry, '\n    start_ms: 53780\n  - text: 'let''s '\n    start_ms: 54184\n  - text: eat.\"\n    start_ms: 54402\n- text: I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n  start_ms: 54620\n  end_ms: 56269\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 54620\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 54752\n  - text: '\"That''s '\n    start_ms: 55037\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 55277\n  - text: 'we''re '\n    start_ms: 55420\n  - text: 'gonna '\n    start_ms: 55586\n  - text: do!\n    start_ms: 56037\n- text: But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n  start_ms: 56680\n  end_ms: 60415\n  words:\n  - text: 'But '\n    start_ms: 56680\n  - text: 'first '\n    start_ms: 56813\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 57149\n  - text: 'gotta '\n    start_ms: 57359\n  - text: 'tell '\n    start_ms: 57758\n  - text: 'me '\n    start_ms: 58151\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 58402\n  - text: 'it '\n    start_ms: 58713\n  - text: 'is '\n    start_ms: 58887\n  - text: 'you''re '\n    start_ms: 59085\n  - text: 'hungry '\n    start_ms: 59373\n  - text: for?\"\n    start_ms: 60067\n- text: And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n  start_ms: 61470\n  end_ms: 65153\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 61470\n  - text: 'she '\n    start_ms: 61587\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 61740\n  - text: '\"Let '\n    start_ms: 61975\n  - text: 'me '\n    start_ms: 62150\n  - text: 'think, '\n    start_ms: 62310\n  - text: 'what''s '\n    start_ms: 62693\n  - text: 'left '\n    start_ms: 62897\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 63233\n  - text: 'our '\n    start_ms: 63493\n  - text: refrigerator?\"\n    start_ms: 63748\n- text: I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n  start_ms: 65840\n  end_ms: 67679\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 65840\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 65940\n  - text: '\"Well, '\n    start_ms: 66238\n  - text: 'there''s '\n    start_ms: 66537\n  - text: 'tuna, '\n    start_ms: 66794\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 67163\n  - text: know.\"\n    start_ms: 67286\n- text: She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n  start_ms: 68060\n  end_ms: 69826\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 68060\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 68195\n  - text: '\"That '\n    start_ms: 68318\n  - text: 'went '\n    start_ms: 68483\n  - text: 'bad '\n    start_ms: 68740\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 68938\n  - text: 'week '\n    start_ms: 69057\n  - text: ago!\"\n    start_ms: 69337\n- text: I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n  start_ms: 70550\n  end_ms: 71986\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 70550\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 70681\n  - text: '\"Is '\n    start_ms: 70926\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 71087\n  - text: 'chili '\n    start_ms: 71241\n  - text: okay?\"\n    start_ms: 71582\n- text: She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n  start_ms: 72440\n  end_ms: 74385\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 72440\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 72558\n  - text: '\"You '\n    start_ms: 72727\n  - text: 'finished '\n    start_ms: 72872\n  - text: 'that '\n    start_ms: 73169\n  - text: yesterday!\"\n    start_ms: 73410\n- text: I hopped up and I said\n  start_ms: 74700\n  end_ms: 75839\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 74700\n  - text: 'hopped '\n    start_ms: 74799\n  - text: 'up '\n    start_ms: 75199\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 75394\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 75558\n  - text: said\n    start_ms: 75619\n- text: '\"I don''t know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"'\n  start_ms: 75860\n  end_ms: 78540\n  words:\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 75988\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 76043\n  - text: 'know. '\n    start_ms: 76198\n  - text: 'Do '\n    start_ms: 76448\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 76552\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 76733\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 76893\n  - text: 'get '\n    start_ms: 76977\n  - text: 'something '\n    start_ms: 77172\n  - text: delivered?\"\n    start_ms: 77550\n- text: She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n  start_ms: 78610\n  end_ms: 83482\n  words:\n  - text: 'She''s '\n    start_ms: 78610\n  - text: 'like, '\n    start_ms: 78867\n  - text: '\"Why '\n    start_ms: 79402\n  - text: 'would '\n    start_ms: 79923\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 80338\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 80467\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 80656\n  - text: 'eat '\n    start_ms: 80815\n  - text: 'liver? '\n    start_ms: 81078\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 81868\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 82002\n  - text: 'even '\n    start_ms: 82302\n  - text: 'like '\n    start_ms: 82614\n  - text: liver!\"\n    start_ms: 82863\n- text: I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n  start_ms: 84170\n  end_ms: 86051\n  words:\n  - text: 'I''m '\n    start_ms: 84170\n  - text: 'like, '\n    start_ms: 84296\n  - text: '\"No, '\n    start_ms: 84775\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 85313\n  - text: 'said '\n    start_ms: 85395\n  - text: '''delivered''.\"'\n    start_ms: 85545\n- text: She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n  start_ms: 86330\n  end_ms: 87792\n  words:\n  - text: 'She''s '\n    start_ms: 86330\n  - text: 'like, '\n    start_ms: 86519\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 86641\n  - text: 'heard '\n    start_ms: 86756\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 86988\n  - text: 'say '\n    start_ms: 87107\n  - text: '''liver''!\"'\n    start_ms: 87245\n- text: I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n  start_ms: 88180\n  end_ms: 89610\n  words:\n  - text: 'I''m '\n    start_ms: 88180\n  - text: 'like, '\n    start_ms: 88296\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 88541\n  - text: 'should '\n    start_ms: 88655\n  - text: 'know '\n    start_ms: 88831\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 89099\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 89293\n  - text: said...\"\n    start_ms: 89411\n- text: She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n  start_ms: 89610\n  end_ms: 92165\n  words:\n  - text: 'She''s '\n    start_ms: 89610\n  - text: 'like, '\n    start_ms: 89760\n  - text: '\"Whatever! '\n    start_ms: 89896\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 90715\n  - text: 'just '\n    start_ms: 90794\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 90913\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 91088\n  - text: 'any '\n    start_ms: 91288\n  - text: liver!\"\n    start_ms: 91580\n- text: Well, I was gonna say something\n  start_ms: 92740\n  end_ms: 94332\n  words:\n  - text: 'Well, '\n    start_ms: 92740\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 92950\n  - text: 'was '\n    start_ms: 93035\n  - text: 'gonna '\n    start_ms: 93160\n  - text: 'say '\n    start_ms: 93451\n  - text: something\n    start_ms: 93735\n- text: But my cell phone started to ring\n  start_ms: 94720\n  end_ms: 96706\n  words:\n  - text: 'But '\n    start_ms: 94720\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 94862\n  - text: 'cell '\n    start_ms: 95092\n  - text: 'phone '\n    start_ms: 95321\n  - text: 'started '\n    start_ms: 95602\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 95939\n  - text: ring\n    start_ms: 96233\n- text: Now who could be callin' me?\n  start_ms: 97010\n  end_ms: 98608\n  words:\n  - text: 'Now '\n    start_ms: 97010\n  - text: 'who '\n    start_ms: 97247\n  - text: 'could '\n    start_ms: 97377\n  - text: 'be '\n    start_ms: 97548\n  - text: 'callin'' '\n    start_ms: 97800\n  - text: me?\n    start_ms: 98342\n- text: Well, I checked my caller ID\n  start_ms: 99160\n  end_ms: 100768\n  words:\n  - text: 'Well, '\n    start_ms: 99160\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 99345\n  - text: 'checked '\n    start_ms: 99499\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 99838\n  - text: 'caller '\n    start_ms: 100071\n  - text: ID\n    start_ms: 100513\n- text: It was just cousin Larry\n  start_ms: 101260\n  end_ms: 102665\n  words:\n  - text: 'It '\n    start_ms: 101260\n  - text: 'was '\n    start_ms: 101359\n  - text: 'just '\n    start_ms: 101540\n  - text: 'cousin '\n    start_ms: 101807\n  - text: Larry\n    start_ms: 102354\n- text: Callin' for the third time today\n  start_ms: 102750\n  end_ms: 105096\n  words:\n  - text: 'Callin'' '\n    start_ms: 102750\n  - text: 'for '\n    start_ms: 103134\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 103352\n  - text: 'third '\n    start_ms: 103607\n  - text: 'time '\n    start_ms: 104022\n  - text: today\n    start_ms: 104411\n- text: My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n  start_ms: 105910\n  end_ms: 107831\n  words:\n  - text: 'My '\n    start_ms: 105910\n  - text: 'wife '\n    start_ms: 106157\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 106411\n  - text: '\"Let '\n    start_ms: 106651\n  - text: 'it '\n    start_ms: 106852\n  - text: 'go '\n    start_ms: 106952\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 107093\n  - text: voicemail.\"\n    start_ms: 107214\n- text: I said, \"Okay.\"\n  start_ms: 108370\n  end_ms: 109413\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 108370\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 108491\n  - text: '\"Okay.\"'\n    start_ms: 108843\n- text: '\"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"'\n  start_ms: 109720\n  end_ms: 113304\n  words:\n  - text: '\"Where '\n    start_ms: 110233\n  - text: 'were '\n    start_ms: 110537\n  - text: 'we? '\n    start_ms: 110782\n  - text: 'Oh, '\n    start_ms: 111141\n  - text: 'dinner, '\n    start_ms: 111321\n  - text: 'right! '\n    start_ms: 111649\n  - text: 'So '\n    start_ms: 112007\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 112205\n  - text: 'do '\n    start_ms: 112455\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 112578\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 112737\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 113004\n  - text: do?\"\n    start_ms: 113166\n- text: She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n  start_ms: 114690\n  end_ms: 116730\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 114690\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 114821\n  - text: '\"Why '\n    start_ms: 114958\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 115138\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 115313\n  - text: 'whip '\n    start_ms: 115430\n  - text: 'up '\n    start_ms: 115602\n  - text: 'somethin'' '\n    start_ms: 115696\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 115987\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 116091\n  - text: kitchen?\"\n    start_ms: 116229\n- text: '\"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don''t you?\"'\n  start_ms: 116730\n  end_ms: 118520\n  words:\n  - text: '\"Yeah,\" '\n    start_ms: 117060\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 117428\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 117544\n  - text: '\"why '\n    start_ms: 117781\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 117995\n  - text: you?\"\n    start_ms: 118311\n- text: And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n  start_ms: 119420\n  end_ms: 122789\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 119420\n  - text: 'then '\n    start_ms: 119512\n  - text: 'she '\n    start_ms: 119646\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 119801\n  - text: '\"Baby, '\n    start_ms: 120055\n  - text: 'can''t '\n    start_ms: 120382\n  - text: 'we '\n    start_ms: 120548\n  - text: 'just '\n    start_ms: 120701\n  - text: 'go '\n    start_ms: 120949\n  - text: 'out '\n    start_ms: 121289\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 121504\n  - text: 'dinner, '\n    start_ms: 121669\n  - text: please?\"\n    start_ms: 122093\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 123070\n  end_ms: 123487\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 123070\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 123150\n  - text: '\"No\"'\n    start_ms: 123312\n- text: She says, \"Yes\"\n  start_ms: 123590\n  end_ms: 124078\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 123590\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 123727\n  - text: '\"Yes\"'\n    start_ms: 123865\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 124100\n  end_ms: 124490\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 124100\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 124157\n  - text: '\"No\"'\n    start_ms: 124312\n- text: She says, \"Yes\"\n  start_ms: 124610\n  end_ms: 125061\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 124610\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 124727\n  - text: '\"Yes\"'\n    start_ms: 124864\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 125220\n  end_ms: 125537\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 125220\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 125278\n  - text: '\"No\"'\n    start_ms: 125417\n- text: She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n  start_ms: 125720\n  end_ms: 127895\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 125720\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 125852\n  - text: '\"Yes... '\n    start_ms: 125983\n  - text: 'Oh, '\n    start_ms: 126337\n  - text: 'here''s '\n    start_ms: 126747\n  - text: 'your '\n    start_ms: 126941\n  - text: keys\"\n    start_ms: 127114\n- text: I step a little bit closer\n  start_ms: 128200\n  end_ms: 129959\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 128200\n  - text: 'step '\n    start_ms: 128347\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 128741\n  - text: 'little '\n    start_ms: 128928\n  - text: 'bit '\n    start_ms: 129207\n  - text: closer\n    start_ms: 129428\n- text: Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n  start_ms: 130390\n  end_ms: 131994\n  words:\n  - text: 'Say, '\n    start_ms: 130390\n  - text: '\"Okay, '\n    start_ms: 130522\n  - text: 'where '\n    start_ms: 130952\n  - text: 'ya '\n    start_ms: 131117\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 131295\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 131560\n  - text: go?\"\n    start_ms: 131701\n- text: She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n  start_ms: 132560\n  end_ms: 134386\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 132560\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 132824\n  - text: '\"How '\n    start_ms: 133097\n  - text: 'about '\n    start_ms: 133332\n  - text: 'The '\n    start_ms: 133696\n  - text: Ivy?\"\n    start_ms: 133975\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n  start_ms: 134760\n  end_ms: 136358\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 134760\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 134815\n  - text: '\"Yeah, '\n    start_ms: 135089\n  - text: 'well, '\n    start_ms: 135389\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 135734\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 135801\n  - text: know\n    start_ms: 136063\n- text: I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n  start_ms: 137140\n  end_ms: 139241\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 137140\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 137250\n  - text: 'feel '\n    start_ms: 137506\n  - text: 'like '\n    start_ms: 137684\n  - text: 'gettin'' '\n    start_ms: 137852\n  - text: 'all '\n    start_ms: 138447\n  - text: 'dressed '\n    start_ms: 138599\n  - text: up\n    start_ms: 139067\n- text: And eatin' expensive food\"\n  start_ms: 139310\n  end_ms: 141136\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 139310\n  - text: 'eatin'' '\n    start_ms: 139557\n  - text: 'expensive '\n    start_ms: 139853\n  - text: food\"\n    start_ms: 140629\n- text: She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n  start_ms: 141480\n  end_ms: 142785\n  words:\n  - text: 'She''s '\n    start_ms: 141480\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 141752\n  - text: '\"Olive '\n    start_ms: 142027\n  - text: Garden?\"\n    start_ms: 142312\n- text: I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n  start_ms: 142910\n  end_ms: 145293\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 142910\n  - text: 'say, '\n    start_ms: 143039\n  - text: '\"Nah, '\n    start_ms: 143559\n  - text: 'I''m '\n    start_ms: 144173\n  - text: 'not '\n    start_ms: 144293\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 144514\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 144692\n  - text: mood\n    start_ms: 144844\n- text: And Burrito King would make me gassy\n  start_ms: 145620\n  end_ms: 148137\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 145620\n  - text: 'Burrito '\n    start_ms: 145867\n  - 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text: 'swear '\n    start_ms: 152683\n  - text: 'I''m '\n    start_ms: 152934\n  - text: 'gonna '\n    start_ms: 153043\n  - text: 'take '\n    start_ms: 153320\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 153637\n  - text: out!\"\n    start_ms: 153842\n- text: Then I get an idea\n  start_ms: 154850\n  end_ms: 156691\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 154850\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 155263\n  - text: 'get '\n    start_ms: 155414\n  - text: 'an '\n    start_ms: 155857\n  - text: idea\n    start_ms: 156069\n- text: I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n  start_ms: 157080\n  end_ms: 158512\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 157080\n  - text: 'say, '\n    start_ms: 157287\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 157544\n  - text: 'know '\n    start_ms: 157831\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 158066\n  - text: 'we''ll '\n    start_ms: 158232\n  - text: do!\"\n    start_ms: 158419\n- text: She says, \"What?\"\n  start_ms: 158530\n  end_ms: 159000\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 158530\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 158649\n  - text: '\"What?\"'\n    start_ms: 158807\n- text: I say, \"Guess!\"\n  start_ms: 159170\n  end_ms: 159635\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 159170\n  - text: 'say, '\n    start_ms: 159227\n  - text: '\"Guess!\"'\n    start_ms: 159378\n- text: She says \"What?\"\n  start_ms: 159650\n  end_ms: 160213\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 159650\n  - text: 'says '\n    start_ms: 159765\n  - text: '\"What?\"'\n    start_ms: 159900\n- text: I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n  start_ms: 160490\n  end_ms: 163134\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 160490\n  - text: 'say, '\n    start_ms: 160637\n  - text: '\"We''re '\n    start_ms: 160902\n  - text: 'goin'' '\n    start_ms: 161213\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 161756\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 162023\n  - text: drive-\n    start_ms: 162239\n  - text: thru!\"\n    start_ms: 162651\n- text: So we head out the front door\n  start_ms: 163620\n  end_ms: 165365\n  words:\n  - text: 'So '\n    start_ms: 163620\n  - text: 'we '\n    start_ms: 163794\n  - text: 'head '\n    start_ms: 163970\n  - text: 'out '\n    start_ms: 164212\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 164355\n  - text: 'front '\n    start_ms: 164535\n  - text: door\n    start_ms: 164952\n- text: Open the garage door\n  start_ms: 166060\n  end_ms: 167681\n  words:\n  - text: 'Open '\n    start_ms: 166060\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 166375\n  - text: 'garage '\n    start_ms: 166561\n  - text: door\n    start_ms: 167202\n- text: Then I open the car doors\n  start_ms: 168070\n  end_ms: 169950\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 168070\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 168347\n  - text: 'open '\n    start_ms: 168481\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 168772\n  - text: 'car '\n    start_ms: 168957\n  - text: doors\n    start_ms: 169381\n- text: And we get in those car doors\n  start_ms: 170250\n  end_ms: 172229\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 170250\n  - text: 'we '\n    start_ms: 170423\n  - text: 'get '\n    start_ms: 170602\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 170836\n  - text: 'those '\n    start_ms: 170993\n  - text: 'car '\n    start_ms: 171224\n  - text: doors\n    start_ms: 171638\n- text: Put my key in the ignition\n  start_ms: 172360\n  end_ms: 174302\n  words:\n  - text: 'Put '\n    start_ms: 172360\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 172555\n  - text: 'key '\n    start_ms: 172753\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 172989\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 173148\n  - text: ignition\n    start_ms: 173354\n- text: And then I turn it sideways\n  start_ms: 174700\n  end_ms: 176603\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 174700\n  - text: 'then '\n    start_ms: 174847\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 175090\n  - text: 'turn '\n    start_ms: 175192\n  - text: 'it '\n    start_ms: 175422\n  - text: sideways\n    start_ms: 175601\n- text: Then we fasten our seat belts\n  start_ms: 176970\n  end_ms: 178781\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 176970\n  - text: 'we '\n    start_ms: 177132\n  - 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text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 184236\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 184372\n  - text: drive-\n    start_ms: 184554\n  - text: thru\n    start_ms: 184931\n- text: We're approaching the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 185850\n  end_ms: 187502\n  words:\n  - text: 'We''re '\n    start_ms: 185850\n  - text: 'approaching '\n    start_ms: 186066\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 186567\n  - text: drive-\n    start_ms: 186733\n  - text: thru\n    start_ms: 187142\n- text: Getting close to the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 188020\n  end_ms: 189613\n  words:\n  - text: 'Getting '\n    start_ms: 188020\n  - text: 'close '\n    start_ms: 188366\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 188592\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 188729\n  - text: drive-\n    start_ms: 188892\n  - text: thru\n    start_ms: 189304\n- text: Almost there at the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 190300\n  end_ms: 191911\n  words:\n  - text: 'Almost '\n    start_ms: 190300\n  - text: 'there '\n    start_ms: 190632\n  - text: 'at '\n    start_ms: 190851\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 190988\n  - text: drive-\n    start_ms: 191155\n  - text: thru\n    start_ms: 191570\n- text: Now we're here at the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 192450\n  end_ms: 194044\n  words:\n  - text: 'Now '\n    start_ms: 192450\n  - text: 'we''re '\n    start_ms: 192645\n  - text: 'here '\n    start_ms: 192822\n  - text: 'at '\n    start_ms: 193032\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 193146\n  - text: drive-\n    start_ms: 193320\n  - text: thru\n    start_ms: 193728\n- text: Here in line at the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 194710\n  end_ms: 196250\n  words:\n  - text: 'Here '\n    start_ms: 194710\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 194908\n  - text: 'line '\n    start_ms: 195046\n  - text: 'at '\n    start_ms: 195264\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 195387\n  - text: drive-\n    start_ms: 195567\n  - text: thru\n    start_ms: 195983\n- text: Did I mention the drive-thru?\n  start_ms: 196970\n  end_ms: 198915\n  words:\n  - text: 'Did '\n    start_ms: 196970\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 197202\n  - text: 'mention '\n    start_ms: 197300\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 197640\n  - text: drive-\n    start_ms: 197803\n  - text: thru?\n    start_ms: 198240\n- text: Well, here we are\n  start_ms: 207610\n  end_ms: 209237\n  words:\n  - text: 'Well, '\n    start_ms: 207610\n  - text: 'here '\n    start_ms: 208422\n  - text: 'we '\n    start_ms: 208864\n  - text: are\n    start_ms: 209080\n- text: In the drive-thru line, me and her\n  start_ms: 209360\n  end_ms: 211929\n  words:\n  - text: 'In '\n    start_ms: 209360\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 209437\n  - text: drive-\n    start_ms: 209551\n  - text: 'thru '\n    start_ms: 209838\n  - text: 'line, '\n    start_ms: 210137\n  - text: 'me '\n    start_ms: 211198\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 211412\n  - text: her\n    start_ms: 211611\n- text: Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n  start_ms: 212380\n  end_ms: 214440\n  words:\n  - text: 'Cars '\n    start_ms: 212380\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 212726\n  - text: 'front '\n    start_ms: 212921\n  - text: 'of '\n    start_ms: 213140\n  - text: 'us, '\n    start_ms: 213278\n  - text: 'cars '\n    start_ms: 213516\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 213862\n  - text: 'back '\n    start_ms: 214022\n  - text: 'of '\n    start_ms: 214248\n  - text: us\n    start_ms: 214354\n- text: All just waiting to order\n  start_ms: 214590\n  end_ms: 216164\n  words:\n  - text: 'All '\n    start_ms: 214590\n  - text: 'just '\n    start_ms: 214801\n  - text: 'waiting '\n    start_ms: 215038\n  - text: 'to '\n    start_ms: 215342\n  - text: order\n    start_ms: 215674\n- text: There's some idiot in a Volvo\n  start_ms: 216370\n  end_ms: 218262\n  words:\n  - text: 'There''s '\n    start_ms: 216370\n  - text: 'some '\n    start_ms: 216577\n  - text: 'idiot '\n    start_ms: 216865\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 217542\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 217680\n  - text: Volvo\n    start_ms: 217780\n- text: With his brights on behind me\n  start_ms: 218600\n  end_ms: 220472\n  words:\n  - text: 'With '\n    start_ms: 218600\n  - 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text: 'My '\n    start_ms: 225710\n  - text: 'wife '\n    start_ms: 225838\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 226098\n  - text: '\"Maybe '\n    start_ms: 226329\n  - text: 'we '\n    start_ms: 226663\n  - text: 'should '\n    start_ms: 226875\n  - text: 'park, '\n    start_ms: 227090\n  - text: 'we '\n    start_ms: 228026\n  - text: 'could '\n    start_ms: 228139\n  - text: 'just '\n    start_ms: 228333\n  - text: 'go '\n    start_ms: 228610\n  - text: 'eat '\n    start_ms: 228976\n  - text: inside.\"\n    start_ms: 229237\n- text: I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n  start_ms: 230280\n  end_ms: 232382\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 230280\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 230392\n  - text: '\"I''m '\n    start_ms: 230693\n  - text: 'wearin'' '\n    start_ms: 230907\n  - text: 'bunny '\n    start_ms: 231208\n  - text: slippers\n    start_ms: 231696\n- text: So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n  start_ms: 232500\n  end_ms: 234312\n  words:\n  - text: 'So '\n    start_ms: 232500\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 232917\n  - text: 'ain''t '\n    start_ms: 233019\n  - text: 'leavin'' '\n    start_ms: 233278\n  - text: 'this '\n    start_ms: 233618\n  - text: ride...\"\n    start_ms: 233877\n- text: Now a woman on a speaker box\n  start_ms: 234750\n  end_ms: 236488\n  words:\n  - text: 'Now '\n    start_ms: 234750\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 234910\n  - text: 'woman '\n    start_ms: 235034\n  - text: 'on '\n    start_ms: 235331\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 235451\n  - text: 'speaker '\n    start_ms: 235551\n  - text: box\n    start_ms: 236136\n- text: Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n  start_ms: 236650\n  end_ms: 238763\n  words:\n  - text: 'Is '\n    start_ms: 236650\n  - text: 'sayin'', '\n    start_ms: 236778\n  - text: '\"Can '\n    start_ms: 237268\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 237482\n  - text: 'take '\n    start_ms: 237567\n  - text: 'your '\n    start_ms: 237745\n  - text: 'order, '\n    start_ms: 237944\n  - text: please?\"\n    start_ms: 238373\n- text: I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n  start_ms: 238850\n  end_ms: 240736\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 238850\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 238961\n  - text: '\"Yes '\n    start_ms: 239244\n  - text: 'indeed, '\n    start_ms: 239440\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 239862\n  - text: 'certainly '\n    start_ms: 240097\n  - text: can\n    start_ms: 240534\n- text: We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n  start_ms: 240850\n  end_ms: 243302\n  words:\n  - text: 'We''d '\n    start_ms: 240850\n  - text: 'like '\n    start_ms: 240979\n  - text: 'two '\n    start_ms: 241205\n  - text: 'hamburgers '\n    start_ms: 241487\n  - text: 'with '\n    start_ms: 242073\n  - text: 'onions '\n    start_ms: 242312\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 242617\n  - text: cheese.\"\n    start_ms: 242779\n- text: Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n  start_ms: 243480\n  end_ms: 247832\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 243480\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 243774\n  - text: 'wife '\n    start_ms: 244039\n  - text: 'says '\n    start_ms: 244288\n  - text: '\"Baby, '\n    start_ms: 244489\n  - text: 'hold '\n    start_ms: 245394\n  - text: 'on, '\n    start_ms: 245718\n  - text: 'I''ve '\n    start_ms: 245944\n  - text: 'changed '\n    start_ms: 246108\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 246438\n  - text: mind!\n    start_ms: 246832\n- text: I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n  start_ms: 248220\n  end_ms: 252086\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 248220\n  - text: 'think '\n    start_ms: 248385\n  - text: 'I''m '\n    start_ms: 248744\n  - text: 'gonna '\n    start_ms: 248902\n  - text: 'have '\n    start_ms: 249180\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 249384\n  - text: 'chicken '\n    start_ms: 249487\n  - text: 'sandwich '\n    start_ms: 250035\n  - text: 'instead '\n    start_ms: 250432\n  - text: 'this '\n    start_ms: 250903\n  - text: time\"\n    start_ms: 251198\n- text: I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n  start_ms: 252420\n  end_ms: 254189\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 252420\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 252515\n  - text: '\"You '\n    start_ms: 252691\n  - text: 'always '\n    start_ms: 252877\n  - text: 'get '\n    start_ms: 253083\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 253237\n  - text: cheeseburger!\"\n    start_ms: 253335\n- text: She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n  start_ms: 254630\n  end_ms: 256545\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 254630\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 254759\n  - text: '\"That''s '\n    start_ms: 254934\n  - text: 'not '\n    start_ms: 255119\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 255349\n  - text: 'I''m '\n    start_ms: 255533\n  - text: 'hungry '\n    start_ms: 255667\n  - text: for.\"\n    start_ms: 256101\n- text: I put my head in my hands and scream\n  start_ms: 256880\n  end_ms: 258778\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 256880\n  - text: 'put '\n    start_ms: 256972\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 257127\n  - text: 'head '\n    start_ms: 257288\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 257543\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 257646\n  - text: 'hands '\n    start_ms: 257809\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 258108\n  - text: scream\n    start_ms: 258270\n- text: '\"I don''t know who you are anymore!\"'\n  start_ms: 258830\n  end_ms: 261051\n  words:\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 259160\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 259233\n  - text: 'know '\n    start_ms: 259498\n  - text: 'who '\n    start_ms: 259747\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 259940\n  - text: 'are '\n    start_ms: 260122\n  - text: anymore!\"\n    start_ms: 260324\n- text: The voice on the speaker says\n  start_ms: 261410\n  end_ms: 263257\n  words:\n  - text: 'The '\n    start_ms: 261410\n  - text: 'voice '\n    start_ms: 261674\n  - text: 'on '\n    start_ms: 261959\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 262047\n  - text: 'speaker '\n    start_ms: 262208\n  - text: says\n    start_ms: 262706\n- text: '\"I don''t have all day.\"'\n  start_ms: 263320\n  end_ms: 265489\n  words:\n  - text: '\"I '\n    start_ms: 263797\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 263893\n  - text: 'have '\n    start_ms: 264210\n  - text: 'all '\n    start_ms: 264583\n  - text: day.\"\n    start_ms: 264908\n- text: I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n  start_ms: 265740\n  end_ms: 269748\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 265740\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 265850\n  - text: '\"Then '\n    start_ms: 266089\n  - text: 'take '\n    start_ms: 266362\n  - text: 'our '\n    start_ms: 266524\n  - text: 'order '\n    start_ms: 266767\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 268105\n  - text: 'we''ll '\n    start_ms: 268320\n  - text: 'be '\n    start_ms: 268579\n  - text: 'on '\n    start_ms: 268907\n  - text: 'our '\n    start_ms: 269097\n  - text: way!\n    start_ms: 269323\n- text: I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n  start_ms: 270280\n  end_ms: 274226\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 270280\n  - text: 'wanna '\n    start_ms: 270390\n  - text: 'get '\n    start_ms: 270678\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 271018\n  - text: 'chicken '\n    start_ms: 271169\n  - text: 'sandwich '\n    start_ms: 271793\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 272522\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 272756\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 272871\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 273033\n  - text: 'cheeseburger '\n    start_ms: 273132\n  - text: too\"\n    start_ms: 273964\n- text: She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n  start_ms: 274670\n  end_ms: 276370\n  words:\n  - text: 'She''s '\n    start_ms: 274670\n  - text: 'like, '\n    start_ms: 274892\n  - text: '\"You '\n    start_ms: 275107\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 275406\n  - text: 'onions '\n    start_ms: 275688\n  - text: 'on '\n    start_ms: 276028\n  - text: that?\"\n    start_ms: 276223\n- text: I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n  start_ms: 276450\n  end_ms: 278550\n  words:\n  - text: 'I''m '\n    start_ms: 276450\n  - text: 'like, '\n    start_ms: 276545\n  - text: '\"Yeah, '\n    start_ms: 276759\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 277237\n  - text: 'already '\n    start_ms: 277371\n  - text: 'said '\n    start_ms: 277801\n  - text: 'that '\n    start_ms: 278005\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 278244\n  - text: do\n    start_ms: 278401\n- text: Plus we need curly fries\n  start_ms: 279190\n  end_ms: 281283\n  words:\n  - text: 'Plus '\n    start_ms: 279190\n  - text: 'we '\n    start_ms: 279567\n  - text: 'need '\n    start_ms: 279819\n  - text: 'curly '\n    start_ms: 280113\n  - text: fries\n    start_ms: 280672\n- text: And don't you dare forget it!\n  start_ms: 281530\n  end_ms: 283369\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 281530\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 281766\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 282061\n  - text: 'dare '\n    start_ms: 282302\n  - text: 'forget '\n    start_ms: 282598\n  - text: it!\n    start_ms: 283222\n- text: And two medium root beers\n  start_ms: 283770\n  end_ms: 285773\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 283770\n  - text: 'two '\n    start_ms: 284003\n  - text: 'medium '\n    start_ms: 284242\n  - text: 'root '\n    start_ms: 284962\n  - text: beers\n    start_ms: 285329\n- text: No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n  start_ms: 285960\n  end_ms: 287805\n  words:\n  - text: 'No, '\n    start_ms: 285960\n  - text: 'just '\n    start_ms: 286457\n  - text: 'one, '\n    start_ms: 286797\n  - text: 'we''ll '\n    start_ms: 287099\n  - text: 'split '\n    start_ms: 287259\n  - text: it.\"\n    start_ms: 287667\n- text: Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n  start_ms: 288150\n  end_ms: 292167\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 288150\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 288335\n  - text: 'said '\n    start_ms: 288448\n  - text: '\"I''m '\n    start_ms: 288715\n  - text: 'guessin'' '\n    start_ms: 289005\n  - text: 'that '\n    start_ms: 289450\n  - text: 'you''re '\n    start_ms: 289797\n  - text: 'probably '\n    start_ms: 290061\n  - text: 'not '\n    start_ms: 290605\n  - text: 'too '\n    start_ms: 290877\n  - text: bright\n    start_ms: 291232\n- text: So read me back my order\n  start_ms: 292530\n  end_ms: 294337\n  words:\n  - text: 'So '\n    start_ms: 292530\n  - text: 'read '\n    start_ms: 292802\n  - text: 'me '\n    start_ms: 293120\n  - text: 'back '\n    start_ms: 293377\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 293692\n  - text: order\n    start_ms: 294028\n- text: Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n  start_ms: 294450\n  end_ms: 296216\n  words:\n  - text: 'Let''s '\n    start_ms: 294450\n  - text: 'make '\n    start_ms: 294736\n  - text: 'sure '\n    start_ms: 295067\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 295393\n  - text: 'got '\n    start_ms: 295609\n  - text: 'it '\n    start_ms: 295881\n  - text: right.\"\n    start_ms: 296028\n- text: She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n  start_ms: 296240\n  end_ms: 298770\n  words:\n  - text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 296240\n  - text: 'says '\n    start_ms: 296370\n  - text: '\"One - '\n    start_ms: 296616\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 297413\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 297523\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 297667\n  - text: 'chicken '\n    start_ms: 297781\n  - text: sandwich\n    start_ms: 298189\n- text: Two - you want a cheeseburger\n  start_ms: 298810\n  end_ms: 300690\n  words:\n  - text: 'Two - '\n    start_ms: 298810\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 299537\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 299624\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 299794\n  - text: cheeseburger\n    start_ms: 299896\n- text: Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n  start_ms: 301160\n  end_ms: 303766\n  words:\n  - text: 'Three - '\n    start_ms: 301160\n  - text: 'curly '\n    start_ms: 301736\n  - text: 'fries, '\n    start_ms: 302172\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 302601\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 302730\n  - text: 'large '\n    start_ms: 302852\n  - text: 'root '\n    start_ms: 303163\n  - text: beer\"\n    start_ms: 303443\n- text: '\"Stop! Don''t go no further!'\n  start_ms: 303770\n  end_ms: 305367\n  words:\n  - text: '\"Stop! '\n    start_ms: 303919\n  - text: 'Don''t '\n    start_ms: 304238\n  - text: 'go '\n    start_ms: 304477\n  - text: 'no '\n    start_ms: 304672\n  - text: further!\n    start_ms: 304890\n- text: I never ordered a large root beer\n  start_ms: 305710\n  end_ms: 307446\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 305710\n  - text: 'never '\n    start_ms: 305896\n  - text: 'ordered '\n    start_ms: 306227\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 306608\n  - text: 'large '\n    start_ms: 306708\n  - text: 'root '\n    start_ms: 307038\n  - text: beer\n    start_ms: 307277\n- text: I said medium, not large!\"\n  start_ms: 307480\n  end_ms: 310111\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 307480\n  - text: 'said '\n    start_ms: 307557\n  - text: 'medium, '\n    start_ms: 307836\n  - text: 'not '\n    start_ms: 308723\n  - text: large!\"\n    start_ms: 308976\n- text: Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n  start_ms: 310350\n  end_ms: 312217\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 310350\n  - text: 'she '\n    start_ms: 310494\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 310653\n  - text: '\"We''re '\n    start_ms: 310914\n  - text: 'havin'' '\n    start_ms: 311172\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 311591\n  - text: special\n    start_ms: 311727\n- text: I supersized you at no charge.\"\n  start_ms: 312310\n  end_ms: 314335\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 312310\n  - text: 'supersized '\n    start_ms: 312497\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 313098\n  - text: 'at '\n    start_ms: 313316\n  - text: 'no '\n    start_ms: 313561\n  - text: charge.\"\n    start_ms: 313809\n- text: '\"Oh.\" And that''s all'\n  start_ms: 314430\n  end_ms: 316875\n  words:\n  - text: '\"Oh.\" '\n    start_ms: 314507\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 316325\n  - text: 'that''s '\n    start_ms: 316439\n  - text: all\n    start_ms: 316753\n- text: I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n  start_ms: 317010\n  end_ms: 318165\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 317010\n  - text: 'could '\n    start_ms: 317084\n  - text: 'say, '\n    start_ms: 317253\n  - text: 'was '\n    start_ms: 317523\n  - text: '\"Oh.\"'\n    start_ms: 317759\n- text: And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n  start_ms: 318670\n  end_ms: 320581\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 318670\n  - text: 'she '\n    start_ms: 318783\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 318940\n  - text: '\"Now '\n    start_ms: 319201\n  - text: 'there '\n    start_ms: 319368\n  - text: 'is '\n    start_ms: 319514\n  - text: 'somethin'' '\n    start_ms: 319538\n  - text: else\n    start_ms: 320181\n- text: That I really think you should know\n  start_ms: 320890\n  end_ms: 322584\n  words:\n  - text: 'That '\n    start_ms: 320890\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 321078\n  - text: 'really '\n    start_ms: 321194\n  - text: 'think '\n    start_ms: 321476\n  - text: 'you '\n    start_ms: 321767\n  - text: 'should '\n    start_ms: 321983\n  - text: know\n    start_ms: 322298\n- text: You can have unlimited refills\n  start_ms: 323190\n  end_ms: 325185\n  words:\n  - text: 'You '\n    start_ms: 323190\n  - text: 'can '\n    start_ms: 323291\n  - text: 'have '\n    start_ms: 323490\n  - text: 'unlimited '\n    start_ms: 323804\n  - text: refills\n    start_ms: 324543\n- text: For just a quarter more.\"\n  start_ms: 325390\n  end_ms: 327319\n  words:\n  - text: 'For '\n    start_ms: 325390\n  - text: 'just '\n    start_ms: 325662\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 326029\n  - text: 'quarter '\n    start_ms: 326184\n  - text: more.\"\n    start_ms: 326823\n- text: I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n  start_ms: 327430\n  end_ms: 331708\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 327430\n  - text: 'say '\n    start_ms: 327522\n  - text: '\"Great, '\n    start_ms: 327742\n  - text: 'except '\n    start_ms: 328208\n  - text: 'we''re '\n    start_ms: 328481\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 328649\n  - text: 'the '\n    start_ms: 328740\n  - text: drive-\n    start_ms: 328863\n  - text: 'thru, '\n    start_ms: 329159\n  - text: 'so '\n    start_ms: 329741\n  - text: 'what '\n    start_ms: 329993\n  - text: 'would '\n    start_ms: 330193\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 330434\n  - text: 'want '\n    start_ms: 330551\n  - text: 'that '\n    start_ms: 330831\n  - text: for?\"\n    start_ms: 331092\n- text: Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n  start_ms: 332130\n  end_ms: 333551\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 332130\n  - text: 'she '\n    start_ms: 332307\n  - text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 332573\n  - text: '\"Wait '\n    start_ms: 332820\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 333123\n  - text: minute\n    start_ms: 333260\n- text: Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n  start_ms: 334380\n  end_ms: 337080\n  words:\n  - text: 'Your '\n    start_ms: 334380\n  - text: 'voice '\n    start_ms: 334515\n  - text: 'sounds '\n    start_ms: 334783\n  - text: 'so '\n    start_ms: 335083\n  - text: 'familiar... '\n    start_ms: 335330\n  - text: 'hey, '\n    start_ms: 336063\n  - text: 'is '\n    start_ms: 336281\n  - text: 'this '\n    start_ms: 336401\n  - text: Paul?\n    start_ms: 336618\n- text: And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n  start_ms: 337450\n  end_ms: 339678\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 337450\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 337557\n  - text: 'wife '\n    start_ms: 337731\n  - text: 'is '\n    start_ms: 338072\n  - text: 'all '\n    start_ms: 338322\n  - text: 'like '\n    start_ms: 338537\n  - text: '\"No, '\n    start_ms: 338757\n  - text: 'that '\n    start_ms: 338963\n  - text: 'ain''t '\n    start_ms: 339129\n  - text: Paul\n    start_ms: 339365\n- text: Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n  start_ms: 339940\n  end_ms: 341731\n  words:\n  - text: 'Now '\n    start_ms: 339940\n  - text: 'tell '\n    start_ms: 340127\n  - text: 'me, '\n    start_ms: 340377\n  - text: 'who''s '\n    start_ms: 340521\n  - text: 'this '\n    start_ms: 340838\n  - text: Paul?\"\n    start_ms: 341173\n- text: She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n  start_ms: 341900\n  end_ms: 343845\n  words:\n  - 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text: 'says, '\n    start_ms: 373277\n  - text: '\"Next '\n    start_ms: 373553\n  - text: 'window, '\n    start_ms: 373866\n  - text: please\n    start_ms: 374355\n- text: That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n  start_ms: 374880\n  end_ms: 377339\n  words:\n  - text: 'That''ll '\n    start_ms: 374880\n  - text: 'be '\n    start_ms: 375142\n  - text: 'five '\n    start_ms: 375367\n  - text: 'dollars '\n    start_ms: 375652\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 376033\n  - text: 'eighty '\n    start_ms: 376270\n  - text: 'two '\n    start_ms: 376503\n  - text: cents!\"\n    start_ms: 376756\n- text: So we inched ahead in line\n  start_ms: 377560\n  end_ms: 379296\n  words:\n  - text: 'So '\n    start_ms: 377560\n  - text: 'we '\n    start_ms: 377716\n  - text: 'inched '\n    start_ms: 377904\n  - text: 'ahead '\n    start_ms: 378204\n  - text: 'in '\n    start_ms: 378597\n  - text: line\n    start_ms: 378798\n- text: Movin' painfully slow\n  start_ms: 379580\n  end_ms: 381236\n  words:\n  - 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text: 'Because '\n    start_ms: 403350\n  - text: 'my '\n    start_ms: 403883\n  - text: 'wife '\n    start_ms: 404154\n  - text: 'was '\n    start_ms: 404516\n  - text: 'getting '\n    start_ms: 404699\n  - text: 'a '\n    start_ms: 405193\n  - text: headache\n    start_ms: 405317\n- text: So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n  start_ms: 407260\n  end_ms: 410868\n  words:\n  - text: 'So '\n    start_ms: 407260\n  - text: 'we '\n    start_ms: 407438\n  - text: 'both '\n    start_ms: 407587\n  - text: 'just '\n    start_ms: 407863\n  - text: 'sat '\n    start_ms: 408045\n  - text: 'there '\n    start_ms: 408314\n  - text: 'quietly '\n    start_ms: 408683\n  - text: 'for '\n    start_ms: 409624\n  - text: 'her '\n    start_ms: 409835\n  - text: sake\n    start_ms: 410397\n- text: Then I looked at her\n  start_ms: 411610\n  end_ms: 412638\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 411610\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 411801\n  - text: 'looked '\n    start_ms: 411917\n  - text: 'at '\n    start_ms: 412195\n  - 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text: 'She '\n    start_ms: 420130\n  - text: 'turned '\n    start_ms: 420290\n  - text: 'away '\n    start_ms: 420657\n  - text: 'from '\n    start_ms: 421002\n  - text: me\n    start_ms: 421326\n- text: And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n  start_ms: 421780\n  end_ms: 424114\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 421780\n  - text: 'then '\n    start_ms: 421938\n  - text: 'turned '\n    start_ms: 422212\n  - text: 'back '\n    start_ms: 422429\n  - text: 'and '\n    start_ms: 422718\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 422922\n  - text: '\"Did '\n    start_ms: 423217\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 423436\n  - text: 'get '\n    start_ms: 423552\n  - text: it?\"\n    start_ms: 423880\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n  start_ms: 424840\n  end_ms: 427104\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 424840\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 424900\n  - text: '\"Yeah, '\n    start_ms: 425090\n  - text: 'well, '\n    start_ms: 425903\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 426083\n  - text: 'mean, '\n    start_ms: 426165\n  - text: 'most '\n    start_ms: 426545\n  - text: 'of '\n    start_ms: 426841\n  - text: it\n    start_ms: 426980\n- text: But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n  start_ms: 427390\n  end_ms: 428930\n  words:\n  - text: 'But '\n    start_ms: 427390\n  - text: 'hey, '\n    start_ms: 427563\n  - text: 'ya '\n    start_ms: 427827\n  - text: 'know, '\n    start_ms: 427986\n  - text: 'don''t '\n    start_ms: 428180\n  - text: 'sweat '\n    start_ms: 428439\n  - text: it.\"\n    start_ms: 428748\n- text: Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n  start_ms: 429220\n  end_ms: 431850\n  words:\n  - text: 'Then '\n    start_ms: 429220\n  - text: 'she '\n    start_ms: 429380\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 429541\n  - text: '\"How '\n    start_ms: 429946\n  - text: 'about '\n    start_ms: 431241\n  - text: now?\"\n    start_ms: 431492\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, almost\n  start_ms: 432140\n  end_ms: 433414\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 432140\n  - text: 'said, '\n    start_ms: 432224\n  - 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Well, that sucks.\"'\n  start_ms: 483820\n  end_ms: 486202\n  words:\n  - text: '\"Gee, '\n    start_ms: 483893\n  - text: 'really? '\n    start_ms: 484162\n  - text: 'Well, '\n    start_ms: 484592\n  - text: 'that '\n    start_ms: 484858\n  - text: sucks.\"\n    start_ms: 485241\n- text: And that's when I found out\n  start_ms: 486730\n  end_ms: 488283\n  words:\n  - text: 'And '\n    start_ms: 486730\n  - text: 'that''s '\n    start_ms: 486966\n  - text: 'when '\n    start_ms: 487243\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 487590\n  - text: 'found '\n    start_ms: 487748\n  - text: out\n    start_ms: 488126\n- text: My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n  start_ms: 488330\n  end_ms: 490671\n  words:\n  - text: 'My '\n    start_ms: 488330\n  - text: 'wife '\n    start_ms: 488555\n  - text: 'was '\n    start_ms: 488731\n  - text: 'only '\n    start_ms: 488890\n  - text: 'carryin'' '\n    start_ms: 489112\n  - text: 'three '\n    start_ms: 489652\n  - text: bucks\n    start_ms: 490277\n- text: I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n  start_ms: 491480\n  end_ms: 495659\n  words:\n  - text: 'I '\n    start_ms: 491480\n  - 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Do you want to get something delivered?\"\n  She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n  I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n  She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n  I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n  She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n\n  Well, I was gonna say something\n  But my cell phone started to ring\n  Now who could be callin' me?\n  Well, I checked my caller ID\n  It was just cousin Larry\n  Callin' for the third time today\n  My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n  I said, \"Okay.\"\n  \"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\n  She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n  \"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\n  And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n  I step a little bit closer\n  Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n  She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n  I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n  And eatin' expensive food\"\n  She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n  I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n  And Burrito King would make me gassy\n  There's no doubt\"\n  She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n  I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n  Then I get an idea\n  I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n  She says, \"What?\"\n  I say, \"Guess!\"\n  She says \"What?\"\n  I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n\n  So we head out the front door\n  Open the garage door\n  Then I open the car doors\n  And we get in those car doors\n  Put my key in the ignition\n  And then I turn it sideways\n  Then we fasten our seat belts\n  As we pull out the driveway\n  Then we drive to the drive-thru\n  Heading off to the drive-thru\n  We're approaching the drive-thru\n  Getting close to the drive-thru\n  Almost there at the drive-thru\n  Now we're here at the drive-thru\n  Here in line at the drive-thru\n  Did I mention the drive-thru?\n\n  Well, here we are\n  In the drive-thru line, me and her\n  Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n  All just waiting to order\n  There's some idiot in a Volvo\n  With his brights on behind me\n  I lean out the window and scream\n  \"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\n  My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n  I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n  So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n  Now a woman on a speaker box\n  Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n  I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n  We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n  Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n  I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n  I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n  She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n  I put my head in my hands and scream\n  \"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\n  The voice on the speaker says\n  \"I don't have all day.\"\n  I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n  I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n  She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n  I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n  Plus we need curly fries\n  And don't you dare forget it!\n  And two medium root beers\n  No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n  Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n  So read me back my order\n  Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n  She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n  Two - you want a cheeseburger\n  Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n  \"Stop! Don't go no further!\n  I never ordered a large root beer\n  I said medium, not large!\"\n  Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n  I supersized you at no charge.\"\n  \"Oh.\" And that's all\n  I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n  And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n  That I really think you should know\n  You can have unlimited refills\n  For just a quarter more.\"\n  I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n  Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n  Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n  And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n  Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n  She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n  Who goes to school with me\n  I sat behind him last year\n  And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n  I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n  He used to be my plumber\n  He was prematurely bald\n  And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n  He also had bladder problems\n  And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n  And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n  That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n  And then we both were quiet\n  And things got real intense\n  Then she says, \"Next window, please\n  That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n  So we inched ahead in line\n  Movin' painfully slow\n  I got a little bored\n  So I turned on the radio\n\n  Click, turned it off\n  Because my wife was getting a headache\n  So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n  Then I looked at her\n  And she looked back at me\n  And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n  She turned away from me\n  And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n  But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n  Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, almost\n  There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n  It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n  Now we're at the pay window\n  Or whatever you call it\n  Put my hand in my pocket\n  I can't believe there's no wallet!\n\n  And the lady at the window's like\n  \"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\n  I turn around to my wife, and say\n  \"How much have you got on you?\"\n  She just rolls her eyes and says\n  \"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\n  So she reaches into her purse\n  And busts out the American Express\n  I hand it to the lady\n  And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n  We don't take credit cards here.\"\n  I took back the card and said\n  \"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\n  And that's when I found out\n  My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n  I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n  She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n  And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n  Now the lady at the window\n  Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n  And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n  I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n  We won't be long.\"\n  So I looked around inside the glove-box\n  And checked the mat beneath my feet\n  I found a nickel in an ashtray\n  And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n  Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n  The lady counts it up and says\n  \"You're still about a dollar short\"\n  And now my woman's got this weird look\n  Frozen on her face\n  She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n  And so I turned around\n  To the cashier again\n  I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\n  So I pick up my change\n  Pick up my receipt\n  And I drive to the pickup window\n  Man, I just can't wait to eat\n  And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n  Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n  \"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\n  And he hands me a paper bag\n  I look him in the eyes\n  And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n  Well, he looks at me\n  And I look at him\n  And he looks at me\n  And I look at him\n  And he looks it me\n  And I look at him\n  And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n  What did you want again?\"\n  I say \"Ketchup!\"\n  And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n  I just spaced out there for a second\n  I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n  And then he hands me the ketchup\n  And now we're finally drivin' away\n  And the food is drivin' me mad\n  With its intoxicating bouquet\n  I'm starvin' to death\n  By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n  I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n  I just gotta have a bite!\"\n  So she reaches in the bag\n  And pulls out the burger\n  And she hands me the burger\n  And I pick up the burger\n  And then I unwrap the paper\n  I bite into those buns\n  And I just can't believe it\n  They forgot the onion!\n"},{"id":32009911,"name":"Trapped in the Drive‐Thru","trackName":"Trapped in the Drive‐Thru","artistName":"“Weird Al” Yankovic","albumName":"Squeeze Box: The Complete Works of “Weird Al” Yankovic","duration":656.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Seven o'clock in the evening\nWatchin something stupid on TV\nI'm zoned out on the sofa\nWhen my wife comes in the room and sees me\nAnd she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\nAnd I say, \"I don't know...\"\nSay, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\nShe says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\nI said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\nShe said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\nI said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\nShe said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\nI said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\nBut first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\nAnd she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\nI said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\nShe said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\nI said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\nShe said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\nI hopped up and I said\n\"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\nShe's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\nI'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\nShe's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\nI'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\nShe's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n\nWell, I was gonna say something\nBut my cell phone started to ring\nNow who could be callin' me?\nWell, I checked my caller ID\nIt was just cousin Larry\nCallin' for the third time today\nMy wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\nI said, \"Okay.\"\n\"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\nShe said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n\"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\nAnd then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\nI step a little bit closer\nSay, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\nShe says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\nI don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\nAnd eatin' expensive food\"\nShe's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\nI say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\nAnd Burrito King would make me gassy\nThere's no doubt\"\nShe says, \"Just forget about it\"\nI said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\nThen I get an idea\nI say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\nShe says, \"What?\"\nI say, \"Guess!\"\nShe says \"What?\"\nI say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n\nSo we head out the front door\nOpen the garage door\nThen I open the car doors\nAnd we get in those car doors\nPut my key in the ignition\nAnd then I turn it sideways\nThen we fasten our seat belts\nAs we pull out the driveway\nThen we drive to the drive-thru\nHeading off to the drive-thru\nWe're approaching the drive-thru\nGetting close to the drive-thru\nAlmost there at the drive-thru\nNow we're here at the drive-thru\nHere in line at the drive-thru\nDid I mention the drive-thru?\n\nWell, here we are\nIn the drive-thru line, me and her\nCars in front of us, cars in back of us\nAll just waiting to order\nThere's some idiot in a Volvo\nWith his brights on behind me\nI lean out the window and scream\n\"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\nMy wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\nI said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\nSo I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\nNow a woman on a speaker box\nIs sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\nI said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\nWe'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\nThen my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\nI think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\nI said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\nShe says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\nI put my head in my hands and scream\n\"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\nThe voice on the speaker says\n\"I don't have all day.\"\nI said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\nI wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\nShe's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\nI'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\nPlus we need curly fries\nAnd don't you dare forget it!\nAnd two medium root beers\nNo, just one, we'll split it.\"\nThen I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\nSo read me back my order\nLet's make sure you got it right.\"\nShe says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\nTwo - you want a cheeseburger\nThree - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n\"Stop! Don't go no further!\nI never ordered a large root beer\nI said medium, not large!\"\nThen she says, \"We're havin' a special\nI supersized you at no charge.\"\n\"Oh.\" And that's all\nI could say, was \"Oh.\"\nAnd she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\nThat I really think you should know\nYou can have unlimited refills\nFor just a quarter more.\"\nI say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\nThen she says, \"Wait a minute\nYour voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\nAnd my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\nNow tell me, who's this Paul?\"\nShe says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\nWho goes to school with me\nI sat behind him last year\nAnd I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\nI said, \"I know a guy named Paul\nHe used to be my plumber\nHe was prematurely bald\nAnd he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\nHe also had bladder problems\nAnd a really bad infection on his toe.\"\nAnd she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\nThat's way more than I needed to know!\"\nAnd then we both were quiet\nAnd things got real intense\nThen she says, \"Next window, please\nThat'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\nSo we inched ahead in line\nMovin' painfully slow\nI got a little bored\nSo I turned on the radio\n\nClick, turned it off\nBecause my wife was getting a headache\nSo we both just sat there quietly for her sake\nThen I looked at her\nAnd she looked back at me\nAnd I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\nShe turned away from me\nAnd then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\nBut hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\nThen she said, \"How about now?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, almost\nThere's still a little bit there, but don't worry\nIt's probably just a piece of toast.\"\nNow we're at the pay window\nOr whatever you call it\nPut my hand in my pocket\nI can't believe there's no wallet!\n\nAnd the lady at the window's like\n\"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\nI turn around to my wife, and say\n\"How much have you got on you?\"\nShe just rolls her eyes and says\n\"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\nSo she reaches into her purse\nAnd busts out the American Express\nI hand it to the lady\nAnd she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\nWe don't take credit cards here.\"\nI took back the card and said\n\"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\nAnd that's when I found out\nMy wife was only carryin' three bucks\nI said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\nShe says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\nAnd I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\nNow the lady at the window\nIs lookin' at me kind of strange\nAnd she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\nI said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\nWe won't be long.\"\nSo I looked around inside the glove-box\nAnd checked the mat beneath my feet\nI found a nickel in an ashtray\nAnd a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\nBefore long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\nThe lady counts it up and says\n\"You're still about a dollar short\"\nAnd now my woman's got this weird look\nFrozen on her face\nShe screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\nAnd so I turned around\nTo the cashier again\nI shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\nSo I pick up my change\nPick up my receipt\nAnd I drive to the pickup window\nMan, I just can't wait to eat\nAnd now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\nWearin' a dorky nametag that says\n\"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\nAnd he hands me a paper bag\nI look him in the eyes\nAnd I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\nWell, he looks at me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he looks at me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he looks it me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he says, \"I'm sorry!\nWhat did you want again?\"\nI say \"Ketchup!\"\nAnd he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\nI just spaced out there for a second\nI'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\nAnd then he hands me the ketchup\nAnd now we're finally drivin' away\nAnd the food is drivin' me mad\nWith its intoxicating bouquet\nI'm starvin' to death\nBy the time we pull up at the traffic light\nI say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\nI just gotta have a bite!\"\nSo she reaches in the bag\nAnd pulls out the burger\nAnd she hands me the burger\nAnd I pick up the burger\nAnd then I unwrap the paper\nI bite into those buns\nAnd I just can't believe it\nThey forgot the onion!","syncedLyrics":"[00:21.50] Seven o'clock in the evening\n[00:22.83] Watchin something stupid on TV\n[00:25.35] I'm zoned out on the sofa\n[00:27.29] When my wife comes in the room and sees me\n[00:30.16] And she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\n[00:34.63] And I say, \"I don't know...\"\n[00:36.13] Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n[00:39.39] She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n[00:43.76] I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n[00:47.76] She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n[00:50.08] I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n[00:52.22] She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n[00:54.42] I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n[00:56.72] But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n[01:01.15] And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n[01:05.26] I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n[01:07.83] She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n[01:09.83] I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n[01:12.14] She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n[01:14.42] I hopped up and I said\n[01:15.77] \"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\n[01:18.33] She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n[01:23.33] I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n[01:26.03] She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n[01:27.89] I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n[01:29.45] She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n[01:32.19] Well, I was gonna say something\n[01:34.55] But my cell phone started to ring\n[01:36.70] Now who could be callin' me?\n[01:38.78] Well, I checked my caller ID\n[01:40.89] It was just cousin Larry\n[01:42.49] Callin' for the third time today\n[01:45.50] My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n[01:47.63] I said, \"Okay.\"\n[01:49.97] \"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\n[01:53.86] She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n[01:56.76] \"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\n[01:59.02] And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n[02:02.64] I says, \"No\"\n[02:03.32] She says, \"Yes\"\n[02:04.07] I says, \"No\"\n[02:04.61] She says, \"Yes\"\n[02:05.25] I says, \"No\"\n[02:05.59] She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n[02:07.93] I step a little bit closer\n[02:10.10] Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n[02:12.35] She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n[02:14.36] I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n[02:16.61] I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n[02:18.89] And eatin' expensive food\"\n[02:21.18] She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n[02:22.60] I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n[02:25.21] And Burrito King would make me gassy\n[02:28.01] There's no doubt\"\n[02:29.82] She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n[02:31.79] I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n[02:34.36] Then I get an idea\n[02:36.73] I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n[02:38.34] She says, \"What?\"\n[02:38.85] I say, \"Guess!\"\n[02:39.41] She says \"What?\"\n[02:40.21] I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n[02:43.35] So we head out the front door\n[02:45.50] Open the garage door\n[02:47.84] Then I open the car doors\n[02:49.93] And we get in those car doors\n[02:52.08] Put my key in the ignition\n[02:54.42] And then I turn it sideways\n[02:56.64] Then we fasten our seat belts\n[02:58.83] As we pull out the driveway\n[03:01.13] Then we drive to the drive-thru\n[03:03.31] Heading off to the drive-thru\n[03:05.45] We're approaching the drive-thru\n[03:07.78] Getting close to the drive-thru\n[03:10.01] Almost there at the drive-thru\n[03:12.18] Now we're here at the drive-thru\n[03:14.38] Here in line at the drive-thru\n[03:16.66] Did I mention the drive-thru?\n[03:19.31] \n[03:27.35] Well, here we are\n[03:29.10] In the drive-thru line, me and her\n[03:32.25] Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n[03:34.22] All just waiting to order\n[03:36.10] There's some idiot in a Volvo\n[03:38.46] With his brights on behind me\n[03:40.53] I lean out the window and scream\n[03:42.22] \"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\n[03:45.55] My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n[03:50.08] I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n[03:52.45] So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n[03:54.28] Now a woman on a speaker box\n[03:56.35] Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n[03:58.54] I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n[04:00.59] We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n[04:02.99] Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n[04:07.76] I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n[04:11.84] I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n[04:14.21] She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n[04:16.63] I put my head in my hands and scream\n[04:18.86] \"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\n[04:21.06] The voice on the speaker says\n[04:23.06] \"I don't have all day.\"\n[04:25.20] I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n[04:29.76] I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n[04:34.21] She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n[04:36.19] I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n[04:38.56] Plus we need curly fries\n[04:41.18] And don't you dare forget it!\n[04:43.27] And two medium root beers\n[04:45.52] No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n[04:47.42] Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n[04:52.17] So read me back my order\n[04:54.16] Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n[04:56.05] She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n[04:58.56] Two - you want a cheeseburger\n[05:00.71] Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n[05:03.36] \"Stop! Don't go no further!\n[05:05.98] I never ordered a large root beer\n[05:07.47] I said medium, not large!\"\n[05:09.95] Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n[05:11.84] I supersized you at no charge.\"\n[05:14.14] \"Oh.\" And that's all\n[05:16.61] I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n[05:18.29] And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n[05:20.55] That I really think you should know\n[05:23.09] You can have unlimited refills\n[05:25.04] For just a quarter more.\"\n[05:27.18] I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n[05:31.81] Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n[05:33.76] Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n[05:36.86] And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n[05:39.56] Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n[05:41.52] She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n[05:43.55] Who goes to school with me\n[05:46.13] I sat behind him last year\n[05:47.53] And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n[05:50.45] I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n[05:52.81] He used to be my plumber\n[05:55.00] He was prematurely bald\n[05:57.32] And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n[05:59.33] He also had bladder problems\n[06:01.24] And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n[06:03.69] And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n[06:05.99] That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n[06:08.37] And then we both were quiet\n[06:10.75] And things got real intense\n[06:12.70] Then she says, \"Next window, please\n[06:14.44] That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n[06:17.14] So we inched ahead in line\n[06:19.46] Movin' painfully slow\n[06:21.29] I got a little bored\n[06:23.09] So I turned on the radio\n[06:25.52] \n[06:41.80] Click, turned it off\n[06:43.19] Because my wife was getting a headache\n[06:46.66] So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n[06:51.25] Then I looked at her\n[06:53.70] And she looked back at me\n[06:55.39] And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n[06:59.84] She turned away from me\n[07:01.60] And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n[07:04.17] I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n[07:07.20] But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n[07:09.27] Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n[07:11.99] I said, \"Yeah, almost\n[07:13.54] There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n[07:15.51] It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n[07:17.62] Now we're at the pay window\n[07:19.70] Or whatever you call it\n[07:21.91] Put my hand in my pocket\n[07:24.03] I can't believe there's no wallet!\n[07:33.61] And the lady at the window's like\n[07:35.53] \"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\n[07:39.76] I turn around to my wife, and say\n[07:41.70] \"How much have you got on you?\"\n[07:43.92] She just rolls her eyes and says\n[07:46.13] \"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\n[07:48.75] So she reaches into her purse\n[07:50.43] And busts out the American Express\n[07:53.37] I hand it to the lady\n[07:55.41] And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n[07:59.10] We don't take credit cards here.\"\n[08:02.06] I took back the card and said\n[08:03.89] \"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\n[08:06.40] And that's when I found out\n[08:08.36] My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n[08:11.25] I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n[08:15.94] She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n[08:20.04] And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n[08:24.35] Now the lady at the window\n[08:25.69] Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n[08:28.64] And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n[08:33.22] I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n[08:36.18] We won't be long.\"\n[08:37.62] So I looked around inside the glove-box\n[08:39.92] And checked the mat beneath my feet\n[08:42.15] I found a nickel in an ashtray\n[08:43.57] And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n[08:46.47] Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n[08:50.10] The lady counts it up and says\n[08:53.18] \"You're still about a dollar short\"\n[08:55.43] And now my woman's got this weird look\n[08:57.33] Frozen on her face\n[08:59.38] She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n[09:04.28] And so I turned around\n[09:06.50] To the cashier again\n[09:08.80] I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\n[09:12.97] So I pick up my change\n[09:15.04] Pick up my receipt\n[09:17.17] And I drive to the pickup window\n[09:19.43] Man, I just can't wait to eat\n[09:21.75] And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n[09:26.35] Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n[09:28.39] \"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\n[09:30.87] And he hands me a paper bag\n[09:33.27] I look him in the eyes\n[09:35.48] And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n[09:39.96] Well, he looks at me\n[09:42.73] And I look at him\n[09:44.92] And he looks at me\n[09:47.16] And I look at him\n[09:49.35] And he looks it me\n[09:51.59] And I look at him\n[09:53.75] And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n[09:55.59] What did you want again?\"\n[09:57.93] I say \"Ketchup!\"\n[09:59.68] And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n[10:02.04] I just spaced out there for a second\n[10:04.38] I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n[10:06.86] And then he hands me the ketchup\n[10:09.44] And now we're finally drivin' away\n[10:12.18] And the food is drivin' me mad\n[10:13.67] With its intoxicating bouquet\n[10:16.16] I'm starvin' to death\n[10:17.26] By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n[10:20.37] I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n[10:22.75] I just gotta have a bite!\"\n[10:24.96] So she reaches in the bag\n[10:27.23] And pulls out the burger\n[10:29.39] And she hands me the burger\n[10:31.34] And I pick up the burger\n[10:33.75] And then I unwrap the paper\n[10:36.34] I bite into those buns\n[10:38.59] And I just can't believe it\n[10:40.74] They forgot the onion!\n[10:44.52] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Trapped in the Drive‐Thru\n  artist: “Weird Al” Yankovic\n  album: 'Squeeze Box: The Complete Works of “Weird Al” Yankovic'\n  duration_ms: 656000\n  instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Seven o'clock in the evening\n  start_ms: 21500\n  end_ms: 22830\n- text: Watchin something stupid on TV\n  start_ms: 22830\n  end_ms: 25350\n- text: I'm zoned out on the sofa\n  start_ms: 25350\n  end_ms: 27290\n- text: When my wife comes in the room and sees me\n  start_ms: 27290\n  end_ms: 30160\n- text: And she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\n  start_ms: 30160\n  end_ms: 34630\n- text: And I say, \"I don't know...\"\n  start_ms: 34630\n  end_ms: 36130\n- text: Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n  start_ms: 36130\n  end_ms: 39390\n- text: She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n  start_ms: 39390\n  end_ms: 43760\n- text: I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n  start_ms: 43760\n  end_ms: 47760\n- text: She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n  start_ms: 47760\n  end_ms: 50080\n- text: I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n  start_ms: 50080\n  end_ms: 52220\n- text: She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n  start_ms: 52220\n  end_ms: 54420\n- text: I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n  start_ms: 54420\n  end_ms: 56720\n- text: But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n  start_ms: 56720\n  end_ms: 61150\n- text: And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n  start_ms: 61150\n  end_ms: 65260\n- text: I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n  start_ms: 65260\n  end_ms: 67830\n- text: She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n  start_ms: 67830\n  end_ms: 69830\n- text: I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n  start_ms: 69830\n  end_ms: 72140\n- text: She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n  start_ms: 72140\n  end_ms: 74420\n- text: I hopped up and I said\n  start_ms: 74420\n  end_ms: 75770\n- text: '\"I don''t know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"'\n  start_ms: 75770\n  end_ms: 78330\n- text: She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n  start_ms: 78330\n  end_ms: 83330\n- text: I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n  start_ms: 83330\n  end_ms: 86030\n- text: She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n  start_ms: 86030\n  end_ms: 87890\n- text: I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n  start_ms: 87890\n  end_ms: 89450\n- text: She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n  start_ms: 89450\n  end_ms: 92190\n- text: Well, I was gonna say something\n  start_ms: 92190\n  end_ms: 94550\n- text: But my cell phone started to ring\n  start_ms: 94550\n  end_ms: 96700\n- text: Now who could be callin' me?\n  start_ms: 96700\n  end_ms: 98780\n- text: Well, I checked my caller ID\n  start_ms: 98780\n  end_ms: 100890\n- text: It was just cousin Larry\n  start_ms: 100890\n  end_ms: 102490\n- text: Callin' for the third time today\n  start_ms: 102490\n  end_ms: 105500\n- text: My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n  start_ms: 105500\n  end_ms: 107630\n- text: I said, \"Okay.\"\n  start_ms: 107630\n  end_ms: 109970\n- text: '\"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"'\n  start_ms: 109970\n  end_ms: 113860\n- text: She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n  start_ms: 113860\n  end_ms: 116760\n- text: '\"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don''t you?\"'\n  start_ms: 116760\n  end_ms: 119020\n- text: And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n  start_ms: 119020\n  end_ms: 122640\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 122640\n  end_ms: 123320\n- text: She says, \"Yes\"\n  start_ms: 123320\n  end_ms: 124070\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 124070\n  end_ms: 124610\n- text: She says, \"Yes\"\n  start_ms: 124610\n  end_ms: 125250\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 125250\n  end_ms: 125590\n- text: She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n  start_ms: 125590\n  end_ms: 127930\n- text: I step a little bit closer\n  start_ms: 127930\n  end_ms: 130100\n- text: Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n  start_ms: 130100\n  end_ms: 132350\n- text: She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n  start_ms: 132350\n  end_ms: 134360\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n  start_ms: 134360\n  end_ms: 136610\n- text: I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n  start_ms: 136610\n  end_ms: 138890\n- text: And eatin' expensive food\"\n  start_ms: 138890\n  end_ms: 141180\n- text: She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n  start_ms: 141180\n  end_ms: 142600\n- text: I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n  start_ms: 142600\n  end_ms: 145210\n- text: And Burrito King would make me gassy\n  start_ms: 145210\n  end_ms: 148010\n- text: There's no doubt\"\n  start_ms: 148010\n  end_ms: 149820\n- text: She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n  start_ms: 149820\n  end_ms: 151790\n- text: I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n  start_ms: 151790\n  end_ms: 154360\n- text: Then I get an idea\n  start_ms: 154360\n  end_ms: 156730\n- text: I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n  start_ms: 156730\n  end_ms: 158340\n- text: She says, \"What?\"\n  start_ms: 158340\n  end_ms: 158850\n- text: I say, \"Guess!\"\n  start_ms: 158850\n  end_ms: 159410\n- text: She says \"What?\"\n  start_ms: 159410\n  end_ms: 160210\n- text: I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n  start_ms: 160210\n  end_ms: 163350\n- text: So we head out the front door\n  start_ms: 163350\n  end_ms: 165500\n- text: Open the garage door\n  start_ms: 165500\n  end_ms: 167840\n- text: Then I open the car doors\n  start_ms: 167840\n  end_ms: 169930\n- text: And we get in those car doors\n  start_ms: 169930\n  end_ms: 172080\n- text: Put my key in the ignition\n  start_ms: 172080\n  end_ms: 174420\n- text: And then I turn it sideways\n  start_ms: 174420\n  end_ms: 176640\n- text: Then we fasten our seat belts\n  start_ms: 176640\n  end_ms: 178830\n- text: As we pull out the driveway\n  start_ms: 178830\n  end_ms: 181130\n- text: Then we drive to the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 181130\n  end_ms: 183310\n- text: Heading off to the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 183310\n  end_ms: 185450\n- text: We're approaching the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 185450\n  end_ms: 187780\n- text: Getting close to the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 187780\n  end_ms: 190010\n- text: Almost there at the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 190010\n  end_ms: 192180\n- text: Now we're here at the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 192180\n  end_ms: 194380\n- text: Here in line at the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 194380\n  end_ms: 196660\n- text: Did I mention the drive-thru?\n  start_ms: 196660\n  end_ms: 199310\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 199310\n  end_ms: 207350\n- text: Well, here we are\n  start_ms: 207350\n  end_ms: 209100\n- text: In the drive-thru line, me and her\n  start_ms: 209100\n  end_ms: 212250\n- text: Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n  start_ms: 212250\n  end_ms: 214220\n- text: All just waiting to order\n  start_ms: 214220\n  end_ms: 216100\n- text: There's some idiot in a Volvo\n  start_ms: 216100\n  end_ms: 218460\n- text: With his brights on behind me\n  start_ms: 218460\n  end_ms: 220530\n- text: I lean out the window and scream\n  start_ms: 220530\n  end_ms: 222220\n- text: '\"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"'\n  start_ms: 222220\n  end_ms: 225550\n- text: My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n  start_ms: 225550\n  end_ms: 230080\n- text: I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n  start_ms: 230080\n  end_ms: 232450\n- text: So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n  start_ms: 232450\n  end_ms: 234280\n- text: Now a woman on a speaker box\n  start_ms: 234280\n  end_ms: 236350\n- text: Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n  start_ms: 236350\n  end_ms: 238540\n- text: I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n  start_ms: 238540\n  end_ms: 240590\n- text: We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n  start_ms: 240590\n  end_ms: 242990\n- text: Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n  start_ms: 242990\n  end_ms: 247760\n- text: I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n  start_ms: 247760\n  end_ms: 251840\n- text: I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n  start_ms: 251840\n  end_ms: 254210\n- text: She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n  start_ms: 254210\n  end_ms: 256630\n- text: I put my head in my hands and scream\n  start_ms: 256630\n  end_ms: 258860\n- text: '\"I don''t know who you are anymore!\"'\n  start_ms: 258860\n  end_ms: 261060\n- text: The voice on the speaker says\n  start_ms: 261060\n  end_ms: 263060\n- text: '\"I don''t have all day.\"'\n  start_ms: 263060\n  end_ms: 265200\n- text: I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n  start_ms: 265200\n  end_ms: 269760\n- text: I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n  start_ms: 269760\n  end_ms: 274210\n- text: She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n  start_ms: 274210\n  end_ms: 276190\n- text: I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n  start_ms: 276190\n  end_ms: 278560\n- text: Plus we need curly fries\n  start_ms: 278560\n  end_ms: 281180\n- text: And don't you dare forget it!\n  start_ms: 281180\n  end_ms: 283270\n- text: And two medium root beers\n  start_ms: 283270\n  end_ms: 285520\n- text: No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n  start_ms: 285520\n  end_ms: 287420\n- text: Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n  start_ms: 287420\n  end_ms: 292170\n- text: So read me back my order\n  start_ms: 292170\n  end_ms: 294160\n- text: Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n  start_ms: 294160\n  end_ms: 296050\n- text: She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n  start_ms: 296050\n  end_ms: 298560\n- text: Two - you want a cheeseburger\n  start_ms: 298560\n  end_ms: 300710\n- text: Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n  start_ms: 300710\n  end_ms: 303360\n- text: '\"Stop! Don''t go no further!'\n  start_ms: 303360\n  end_ms: 305980\n- text: I never ordered a large root beer\n  start_ms: 305980\n  end_ms: 307470\n- text: I said medium, not large!\"\n  start_ms: 307470\n  end_ms: 309950\n- text: Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n  start_ms: 309950\n  end_ms: 311840\n- text: I supersized you at no charge.\"\n  start_ms: 311840\n  end_ms: 314140\n- text: '\"Oh.\" And that''s all'\n  start_ms: 314140\n  end_ms: 316610\n- text: I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n  start_ms: 316610\n  end_ms: 318290\n- text: And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n  start_ms: 318290\n  end_ms: 320550\n- text: That I really think you should know\n  start_ms: 320550\n  end_ms: 323090\n- text: You can have unlimited refills\n  start_ms: 323090\n  end_ms: 325040\n- text: For just a quarter more.\"\n  start_ms: 325040\n  end_ms: 327180\n- text: I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n  start_ms: 327180\n  end_ms: 331810\n- text: Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n  start_ms: 331810\n  end_ms: 333760\n- text: Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n  start_ms: 333760\n  end_ms: 336860\n- text: And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n  start_ms: 336860\n  end_ms: 339560\n- text: Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n  start_ms: 339560\n  end_ms: 341520\n- text: She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n  start_ms: 341520\n  end_ms: 343550\n- text: Who goes to school with me\n  start_ms: 343550\n  end_ms: 346130\n- text: I sat behind him last year\n  start_ms: 346130\n  end_ms: 347530\n- text: And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n  start_ms: 347530\n  end_ms: 350450\n- text: I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n  start_ms: 350450\n  end_ms: 352810\n- text: He used to be my plumber\n  start_ms: 352810\n  end_ms: 355000\n- text: He was prematurely bald\n  start_ms: 355000\n  end_ms: 357320\n- text: And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n  start_ms: 357320\n  end_ms: 359330\n- text: He also had bladder problems\n  start_ms: 359330\n  end_ms: 361240\n- text: And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n  start_ms: 361240\n  end_ms: 363690\n- text: And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n  start_ms: 363690\n  end_ms: 365990\n- text: That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n  start_ms: 365990\n  end_ms: 368370\n- text: And then we both were quiet\n  start_ms: 368370\n  end_ms: 370750\n- text: And things got real intense\n  start_ms: 370750\n  end_ms: 372700\n- text: Then she says, \"Next window, please\n  start_ms: 372700\n  end_ms: 374440\n- text: That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n  start_ms: 374440\n  end_ms: 377140\n- text: So we inched ahead in line\n  start_ms: 377140\n  end_ms: 379460\n- text: Movin' painfully slow\n  start_ms: 379460\n  end_ms: 381290\n- text: I got a little bored\n  start_ms: 381290\n  end_ms: 383090\n- text: So I turned on the radio\n  start_ms: 383090\n  end_ms: 385520\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 385520\n  end_ms: 401800\n- text: Click, turned it off\n  start_ms: 401800\n  end_ms: 403190\n- text: Because my wife was getting a headache\n  start_ms: 403190\n  end_ms: 406660\n- text: So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n  start_ms: 406660\n  end_ms: 411250\n- text: Then I looked at her\n  start_ms: 411250\n  end_ms: 413700\n- text: And she looked back at me\n  start_ms: 413700\n  end_ms: 415390\n- text: And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n  start_ms: 415390\n  end_ms: 419840\n- text: She turned away from me\n  start_ms: 419840\n  end_ms: 421600\n- text: And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n  start_ms: 421600\n  end_ms: 424170\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n  start_ms: 424170\n  end_ms: 427200\n- text: But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n  start_ms: 427200\n  end_ms: 429270\n- text: Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n  start_ms: 429270\n  end_ms: 431990\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, almost\n  start_ms: 431990\n  end_ms: 433540\n- text: There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n  start_ms: 433540\n  end_ms: 435510\n- text: It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n  start_ms: 435510\n  end_ms: 437620\n- text: Now we're at the pay window\n  start_ms: 437620\n  end_ms: 439700\n- text: Or whatever you call it\n  start_ms: 439700\n  end_ms: 441910\n- text: Put my hand in my pocket\n  start_ms: 441910\n  end_ms: 444030\n- text: I can't believe there's no wallet!\n  start_ms: 444030\n  end_ms: 453610\n- text: And the lady at the window's like\n  start_ms: 453610\n  end_ms: 455530\n- text: '\"Well, well, well, that''ll be five eighty-two.\"'\n  start_ms: 455530\n  end_ms: 459760\n- text: I turn around to my wife, and say\n  start_ms: 459760\n  end_ms: 461700\n- text: '\"How much have you got on you?\"'\n  start_ms: 461700\n  end_ms: 463920\n- text: She just rolls her eyes and says\n  start_ms: 463920\n  end_ms: 466130\n- text: '\"I''ll pay for this, I guess\"'\n  start_ms: 466130\n  end_ms: 468750\n- text: So she reaches into her purse\n  start_ms: 468750\n  end_ms: 470430\n- text: And busts out the American Express\n  start_ms: 470430\n  end_ms: 473370\n- text: I hand it to the lady\n  start_ms: 473370\n  end_ms: 475410\n- text: And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n  start_ms: 475410\n  end_ms: 479100\n- text: We don't take credit cards here.\"\n  start_ms: 479100\n  end_ms: 482060\n- text: I took back the card and said\n  start_ms: 482060\n  end_ms: 483890\n- text: '\"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"'\n  start_ms: 483890\n  end_ms: 486400\n- text: And that's when I found out\n  start_ms: 486400\n  end_ms: 488360\n- text: My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n  start_ms: 488360\n  end_ms: 491250\n- text: I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n  start_ms: 491250\n  end_ms: 495940\n- text: She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n  start_ms: 495940\n  end_ms: 500040\n- text: And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n  start_ms: 500040\n  end_ms: 504350\n- text: Now the lady at the window\n  start_ms: 504350\n  end_ms: 505690\n- text: Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n  start_ms: 505690\n  end_ms: 508640\n- text: And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n  start_ms: 508640\n  end_ms: 513220\n- text: I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n  start_ms: 513220\n  end_ms: 516180\n- text: We won't be long.\"\n  start_ms: 516180\n  end_ms: 517620\n- text: So I looked around inside the glove-box\n  start_ms: 517620\n  end_ms: 519920\n- text: And checked the mat beneath my feet\n  start_ms: 519920\n  end_ms: 522150\n- text: I found a nickel in an ashtray\n  start_ms: 522150\n  end_ms: 523570\n- text: And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n  start_ms: 523570\n  end_ms: 526470\n- text: Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n  start_ms: 526470\n  end_ms: 530100\n- text: The lady counts it up and says\n  start_ms: 530100\n  end_ms: 533180\n- text: '\"You''re still about a dollar short\"'\n  start_ms: 533180\n  end_ms: 535430\n- text: And now my woman's got this weird look\n  start_ms: 535430\n  end_ms: 537330\n- text: Frozen on her face\n  start_ms: 537330\n  end_ms: 539380\n- text: She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n  start_ms: 539380\n  end_ms: 544280\n- text: And so I turned around\n  start_ms: 544280\n  end_ms: 546500\n- text: To the cashier again\n  start_ms: 546500\n  end_ms: 548800\n- text: 'I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"'\n  start_ms: 548800\n  end_ms: 552970\n- text: So I pick up my change\n  start_ms: 552970\n  end_ms: 555040\n- text: Pick up my receipt\n  start_ms: 555040\n  end_ms: 557170\n- text: And I drive to the pickup window\n  start_ms: 557170\n  end_ms: 559430\n- text: Man, I just can't wait to eat\n  start_ms: 559430\n  end_ms: 561750\n- text: And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n  start_ms: 561750\n  end_ms: 566350\n- text: Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n  start_ms: 566350\n  end_ms: 568390\n- text: '\"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"'\n  start_ms: 568390\n  end_ms: 570870\n- text: And he hands me a paper bag\n  start_ms: 570870\n  end_ms: 573270\n- text: I look him in the eyes\n  start_ms: 573270\n  end_ms: 575480\n- text: And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n  start_ms: 575480\n  end_ms: 579960\n- text: Well, he looks at me\n  start_ms: 579960\n  end_ms: 582730\n- text: And I look at him\n  start_ms: 582730\n  end_ms: 584920\n- text: And he looks at me\n  start_ms: 584920\n  end_ms: 587160\n- text: And I look at him\n  start_ms: 587160\n  end_ms: 589350\n- text: And he looks it me\n  start_ms: 589350\n  end_ms: 591590\n- text: And I look at him\n  start_ms: 591590\n  end_ms: 593750\n- text: And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n  start_ms: 593750\n  end_ms: 595590\n- text: What did you want again?\"\n  start_ms: 595590\n  end_ms: 597930\n- text: I say \"Ketchup!\"\n  start_ms: 597930\n  end_ms: 599680\n- text: And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n  start_ms: 599680\n  end_ms: 602040\n- text: I just spaced out there for a second\n  start_ms: 602040\n  end_ms: 604380\n- text: I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n  start_ms: 604380\n  end_ms: 606860\n- text: And then he hands me the ketchup\n  start_ms: 606860\n  end_ms: 609440\n- text: And now we're finally drivin' away\n  start_ms: 609440\n  end_ms: 612180\n- text: And the food is drivin' me mad\n  start_ms: 612180\n  end_ms: 613670\n- text: With its intoxicating bouquet\n  start_ms: 613670\n  end_ms: 616160\n- text: I'm starvin' to death\n  start_ms: 616160\n  end_ms: 617260\n- text: By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n  start_ms: 617260\n  end_ms: 620370\n- text: I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n  start_ms: 620370\n  end_ms: 622750\n- text: I just gotta have a bite!\"\n  start_ms: 622750\n  end_ms: 624960\n- text: So she reaches in the bag\n  start_ms: 624960\n  end_ms: 627230\n- text: And pulls out the burger\n  start_ms: 627230\n  end_ms: 629390\n- text: And she hands me the burger\n  start_ms: 629390\n  end_ms: 631340\n- text: And I pick up the burger\n  start_ms: 631340\n  end_ms: 633750\n- text: And then I unwrap the paper\n  start_ms: 633750\n  end_ms: 636340\n- text: I bite into those buns\n  start_ms: 636340\n  end_ms: 638590\n- text: And I just can't believe it\n  start_ms: 638590\n  end_ms: 640740\n- text: They forgot the onion!\n  start_ms: 640740\n  end_ms: 644520\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 644520\nplain: |-\n  Seven o'clock in the evening\n  Watchin something stupid on TV\n  I'm zoned out on the sofa\n  When my wife comes in the room and sees me\n  And she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\n  And I say, \"I don't know...\"\n  Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n  She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n  I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n  She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n  I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n  She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n  I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n  But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n  And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n  I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n  She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n  I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n  She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n  I hopped up and I said\n  \"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\n  She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n  I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n  She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n  I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n  She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n\n  Well, I was gonna say something\n  But my cell phone started to ring\n  Now who could be callin' me?\n  Well, I checked my caller ID\n  It was just cousin Larry\n  Callin' for the third time today\n  My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n  I said, \"Okay.\"\n  \"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\n  She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n  \"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\n  And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n  I step a little bit closer\n  Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n  She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n  I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n  And eatin' expensive food\"\n  She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n  I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n  And Burrito King would make me gassy\n  There's no doubt\"\n  She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n  I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n  Then I get an idea\n  I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n  She says, \"What?\"\n  I say, \"Guess!\"\n  She says \"What?\"\n  I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n\n  So we head out the front door\n  Open the garage door\n  Then I open the car doors\n  And we get in those car doors\n  Put my key in the ignition\n  And then I turn it sideways\n  Then we fasten our seat belts\n  As we pull out the driveway\n  Then we drive to the drive-thru\n  Heading off to the drive-thru\n  We're approaching the drive-thru\n  Getting close to the drive-thru\n  Almost there at the drive-thru\n  Now we're here at the drive-thru\n  Here in line at the drive-thru\n  Did I mention the drive-thru?\n\n  Well, here we are\n  In the drive-thru line, me and her\n  Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n  All just waiting to order\n  There's some idiot in a Volvo\n  With his brights on behind me\n  I lean out the window and scream\n  \"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\n  My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n  I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n  So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n  Now a woman on a speaker box\n  Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n  I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n  We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n  Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n  I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n  I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n  She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n  I put my head in my hands and scream\n  \"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\n  The voice on the speaker says\n  \"I don't have all day.\"\n  I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n  I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n  She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n  I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n  Plus we need curly fries\n  And don't you dare forget it!\n  And two medium root beers\n  No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n  Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n  So read me back my order\n  Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n  She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n  Two - you want a cheeseburger\n  Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n  \"Stop! Don't go no further!\n  I never ordered a large root beer\n  I said medium, not large!\"\n  Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n  I supersized you at no charge.\"\n  \"Oh.\" And that's all\n  I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n  And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n  That I really think you should know\n  You can have unlimited refills\n  For just a quarter more.\"\n  I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n  Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n  Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n  And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n  Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n  She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n  Who goes to school with me\n  I sat behind him last year\n  And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n  I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n  He used to be my plumber\n  He was prematurely bald\n  And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n  He also had bladder problems\n  And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n  And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n  That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n  And then we both were quiet\n  And things got real intense\n  Then she says, \"Next window, please\n  That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n  So we inched ahead in line\n  Movin' painfully slow\n  I got a little bored\n  So I turned on the radio\n\n  Click, turned it off\n  Because my wife was getting a headache\n  So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n  Then I looked at her\n  And she looked back at me\n  And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n  She turned away from me\n  And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n  But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n  Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, almost\n  There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n  It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n  Now we're at the pay window\n  Or whatever you call it\n  Put my hand in my pocket\n  I can't believe there's no wallet!\n\n  And the lady at the window's like\n  \"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\n  I turn around to my wife, and say\n  \"How much have you got on you?\"\n  She just rolls her eyes and says\n  \"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\n  So she reaches into her purse\n  And busts out the American Express\n  I hand it to the lady\n  And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n  We don't take credit cards here.\"\n  I took back the card and said\n  \"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\n  And that's when I found out\n  My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n  I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n  She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n  And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n  Now the lady at the window\n  Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n  And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n  I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n  We won't be long.\"\n  So I looked around inside the glove-box\n  And checked the mat beneath my feet\n  I found a nickel in an ashtray\n  And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n  Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n  The lady counts it up and says\n  \"You're still about a dollar short\"\n  And now my woman's got this weird look\n  Frozen on her face\n  She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n  And so I turned around\n  To the cashier again\n  I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\n  So I pick up my change\n  Pick up my receipt\n  And I drive to the pickup window\n  Man, I just can't wait to eat\n  And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n  Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n  \"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\n  And he hands me a paper bag\n  I look him in the eyes\n  And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n  Well, he looks at me\n  And I look at him\n  And he looks at me\n  And I look at him\n  And he looks it me\n  And I look at him\n  And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n  What did you want again?\"\n  I say \"Ketchup!\"\n  And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n  I just spaced out there for a second\n  I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n  And then he hands me the ketchup\n  And now we're finally drivin' away\n  And the food is drivin' me mad\n  With its intoxicating bouquet\n  I'm starvin' to death\n  By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n  I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n  I just gotta have a bite!\"\n  So she reaches in the bag\n  And pulls out the burger\n  And she hands me the burger\n  And I pick up the burger\n  And then I unwrap the paper\n  I bite into those buns\n  And I just can't believe it\n  They forgot the onion!\n"},{"id":18544041,"name":"Trapped In The Drive-Thru","trackName":"Trapped In The Drive-Thru","artistName":"Weird Al Yankovic","albumName":"The Essential Weird Al Yankovic 3.0 [Disc 2]","duration":650.986667,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Seven o'clock in the evening\nWatchin something stupid on TV\nI'm zoned out on the sofa\nWhen my wife comes in the room and sees me\nAnd she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\nAnd I say, \"I don't know...\"\nSay, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\nShe says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\nI said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\nShe said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\nI said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\nShe said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\nI said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\nBut first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\nAnd she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\nI said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\nShe said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\nI said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\nShe said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\nI hopped up and I said\n\"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\nShe's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\nI'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\nShe's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\nI'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\nShe's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n\nWell, I was gonna say something\nBut my cell phone started to ring\nNow who could be callin' me?\nWell, I checked my caller ID\nIt was just cousin Larry\nCallin' for the third time today\nMy wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\nI said, \"Okay.\"\n\"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\nShe said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n\"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\nAnd then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes\"\nI says, \"No\"\nShe says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\nI step a little bit closer\nSay, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\nShe says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\nI don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\nAnd eatin' expensive food\"\nShe's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\nI say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\nAnd Burrito King would make me gassy\nThere's no doubt\"\nShe says, \"Just forget about it\"\nI said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\nThen I get an idea\nI say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\nShe says, \"What?\"\nI say, \"Guess!\"\nShe says \"What?\"\nI say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n\nSo we head out the front door\nOpen the garage door\nThen I open the car doors\nAnd we get in those car doors\nPut my key in the ignition\nAnd then I turn it sideways\nThen we fasten our seat belts\nAs we pull out the driveway\nThen we drive to the drive-thru\nHeading off to the drive-thru\nWe're approaching the drive-thru\nGetting close to the drive-thru\nAlmost there at the drive-thru\nNow we're here at the drive-thru\nHere in line at the drive-thru\nDid I mention the drive-thru?\n\nWell, here we are\nIn the drive-thru line, me and her\nCars in front of us, cars in back of us\nAll just waiting to order\nThere's some idiot in a Volvo\nWith his brights on behind me\nI lean out the window and scream\n\"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\nMy wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\nI said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\nSo I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\nNow a woman on a speaker box\nIs sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\nI said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\nWe'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\nThen my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\nI think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\nI said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\nShe says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\nI put my head in my hands and scream\n\"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\nThe voice on the speaker says\n\"I don't have all day.\"\nI said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\nI wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\nShe's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\nI'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\nPlus we need curly fries\nAnd don't you dare forget it!\nAnd two medium root beers\nNo, just one, we'll split it.\"\nThen I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\nSo read me back my order\nLet's make sure you got it right.\"\nShe says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\nTwo - you want a cheeseburger\nThree - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n\"Stop! Don't go no further!\nI never ordered a large root beer\nI said medium, not large!\"\nThen she says, \"We're havin' a special\nI supersized you at no charge.\"\n\"Oh.\" And that's all\nI could say, was \"Oh.\"\nAnd she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\nThat I really think you should know\nYou can have unlimited refills\nFor just a quarter more.\"\nI say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\nThen she says, \"Wait a minute\nYour voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\nAnd my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\nNow tell me, who's this Paul?\"\nShe says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\nWho goes to school with me\nI sat behind him last year\nAnd I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\nI said, \"I know a guy named Paul\nHe used to be my plumber\nHe was prematurely bald\nAnd he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\nHe also had bladder problems\nAnd a really bad infection on his toe.\"\nAnd she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\nThat's way more than I needed to know!\"\nAnd then we both were quiet\nAnd things got real intense\nThen she says, \"Next window, please\nThat'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\nSo we inched ahead in line\nMovin' painfully slow\nI got a little bored\nSo I turned on the radio\n\nClick, turned it off\nBecause my wife was getting a headache\nSo we both just sat there quietly for her sake\nThen I looked at her\nAnd she looked back at me\nAnd I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\nShe turned away from me\nAnd then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\nBut hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\nThen she said, \"How about now?\"\nI said, \"Yeah, almost\nThere's still a little bit there, but don't worry\nIt's probably just a piece of toast.\"\nNow we're at the pay window\nOr whatever you call it\nPut my hand in my pocket\nI can't believe there's no wallet!\n\nAnd the lady at the window's like\n\"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\nI turn around to my wife, and say\n\"How much have you got on you?\"\nShe just rolls her eyes and says\n\"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\nSo she reaches into her purse\nAnd busts out the American Express\nI hand it to the lady\nAnd she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\nWe don't take credit cards here.\"\nI took back the card and said\n\"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\nAnd that's when I found out\nMy wife was only carryin' three bucks\nI said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\nShe says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\nAnd I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\nNow the lady at the window\nIs lookin' at me kind of strange\nAnd she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\nI said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\nWe won't be long.\"\nSo I looked around inside the glove-box\nAnd checked the mat beneath my feet\nI found a nickel in an ashtray\nAnd a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\nBefore long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\nThe lady counts it up and says\n\"You're still about a dollar short\"\nAnd now my woman's got this weird look\nFrozen on her face\nShe screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\nAnd so I turned around\nTo the cashier again\nI shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\nSo I pick up my change\nPick up my receipt\nAnd I drive to the pickup window\nMan, I just can't wait to eat\nAnd now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\nWearin' a dorky nametag that says\n\"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\nAnd he hands me a paper bag\nI look him in the eyes\nAnd I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\nWell, he looks at me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he looks at me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he looks it me\nAnd I look at him\nAnd he says, \"I'm sorry!\nWhat did you want again?\"\nI say \"Ketchup!\"\nAnd he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\nI just spaced out there for a second\nI'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\nAnd then he hands me the ketchup\nAnd now we're finally drivin' away\nAnd the food is drivin' me mad\nWith its intoxicating bouquet\nI'm starvin' to death\nBy the time we pull up at the traffic light\nI say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\nI just gotta have a bite!\"\nSo she reaches in the bag\nAnd pulls out the burger\nAnd she hands me the burger\nAnd I pick up the burger\nAnd then I unwrap the paper\nI bite into those buns\nAnd I just can't believe it\nThey forgot the onion!","syncedLyrics":"[00:21.76] Seven o'clock in the evening\n[00:23.25] Watchin something stupid on TV\n[00:25.76] I'm zoned out on the sofa\n[00:27.62] When my wife comes in the room and sees me\n[00:30.55] And she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\n[00:35.43] And I say, \"I don't know...\"\n[00:36.52] Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n[00:39.74] She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n[00:44.30] I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n[00:48.10] She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n[00:50.31] I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n[00:52.52] She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n[00:54.83] I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n[00:56.69] But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n[01:01.58] And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n[01:05.97] I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n[01:08.15] She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n[01:10.50] I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n[01:12.54] She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n[01:14.85] I hopped up and I said\n[01:16.06] \"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\n[01:18.79] She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n[01:24.38] I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n[01:26.40] She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n[01:28.29] I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n[01:29.86] She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n[01:32.94] Well, I was gonna say something\n[01:34.89] But my cell phone started to ring\n[01:37.19] Now who could be callin' me?\n[01:39.23] Well, I checked my caller ID\n[01:41.30] It was just cousin Larry\n[01:42.86] Callin' for the third time today\n[01:46.09] My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n[01:48.47] I said, \"Okay.\"\n[01:50.49] \"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\n[01:54.74] She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n[01:57.20] \"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\n[01:59.51] And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n[02:03.19] I says, \"No\"\n[02:03.61] She says, \"Yes\"\n[02:04.32] I says, \"No\"\n[02:04.80] She says, \"Yes\"\n[02:05.43] I says, \"No\"\n[02:05.95] She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n[02:08.30] I step a little bit closer\n[02:10.42] Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n[02:12.62] She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n[02:14.75] I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n[02:17.12] I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n[02:19.46] And eatin' expensive food\"\n[02:21.50] She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n[02:23.00] I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n[02:25.85] And Burrito King would make me gassy\n[02:28.48] There's no doubt\"\n[02:30.50] She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n[02:32.25] I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n[02:34.95] Then I get an idea\n[02:37.15] I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n[02:38.75] She says, \"What?\"\n[02:39.34] I say, \"Guess!\"\n[02:39.88] She says \"What?\"\n[02:40.54] I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n[02:43.61] So we head out the front door\n[02:46.17] Open the garage door\n[02:48.22] Then I open the car doors\n[02:50.42] And we get in those car doors\n[02:52.44] Put my key in the ignition\n[02:54.86] And then I turn it sideways\n[02:57.07] Then we fasten our seat belts\n[02:59.29] As we pull out the driveway\n[03:01.58] Then we drive to the drive-thru\n[03:03.72] Heading off to the drive-thru\n[03:06.02] We're approaching the drive-thru\n[03:08.28] Getting close to the drive-thru\n[03:10.38] Almost there at the drive-thru\n[03:12.60] Now we're here at the drive-thru\n[03:14.80] Here in line at the drive-thru\n[03:17.06] Did I mention the drive-thru?\n[03:19.31] \n[03:22.16] \n[03:27.73] Well, here we are\n[03:29.46] In the drive-thru line, me and her\n[03:32.42] Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n[03:34.65] All just waiting to order\n[03:36.55] There's some idiot in a Volvo\n[03:38.88] With his brights on behind me\n[03:41.07] I lean out the window and scream\n[03:42.76] \"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\n[03:45.97] My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n[03:50.46] I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n[03:52.62] So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n[03:54.91] Now a woman on a speaker box\n[03:56.85] Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n[03:58.94] I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n[04:00.98] We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n[04:03.55] Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n[04:08.29] I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n[04:12.62] I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n[04:14.78] She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n[04:17.03] I put my head in my hands and scream\n[04:19.28] \"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\n[04:21.65] The voice on the speaker says\n[04:23.83] \"I don't have all day.\"\n[04:25.97] I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n[04:30.37] I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n[04:34.75] She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n[04:36.66] I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n[04:39.36] Plus we need curly fries\n[04:41.65] And don't you dare forget it!\n[04:43.86] And two medium root beers\n[04:46.02] No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n[04:48.39] Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n[04:52.54] So read me back my order\n[04:54.55] Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n[04:56.44] She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n[04:59.18] Two - you want a cheeseburger\n[05:01.23] Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n[05:04.02] \"Stop! Don't go no further!\n[05:05.74] I never ordered a large root beer\n[05:07.61] I said medium, not large!\"\n[05:10.58] Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n[05:12.57] I supersized you at no charge.\"\n[05:15.22] \"Oh.\" And that's all\n[05:17.23] I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n[05:18.52] And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n[05:21.02] That I really think you should know\n[05:23.30] You can have unlimited refills\n[05:25.51] For just a quarter more.\"\n[05:27.63] I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n[05:32.37] Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n[05:34.55] Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n[05:37.62] And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n[05:40.02] Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n[05:42.08] She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n[05:44.29] Who goes to school with me\n[05:46.60] I sat behind him last year\n[05:47.93] And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n[05:50.96] I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n[05:53.46] He used to be my plumber\n[05:55.49] He was prematurely bald\n[05:57.72] And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n[05:59.98] He also had bladder problems\n[06:01.88] And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n[06:04.26] And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n[06:06.43] That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n[06:08.83] And then we both were quiet\n[06:11.04] And things got real intense\n[06:13.27] Then she says, \"Next window, please\n[06:14.95] That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n[06:17.69] So we inched ahead in line\n[06:19.68] Movin' painfully slow\n[06:21.63] I got a little bored\n[06:23.26] So I turned on the radio\n[06:27.33] \n[06:42.00] Click, turned it off\n[06:43.47] Because my wife was getting a headache\n[06:47.28] So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n[06:51.71] Then I looked at her\n[06:53.97] And she looked back at me\n[06:55.80] And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n[07:00.25] She turned away from me\n[07:01.94] And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n[07:05.05] I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n[07:07.57] But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n[07:09.47] Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n[07:12.24] I said, \"Yeah, almost\n[07:13.87] There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n[07:15.87] It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n[07:17.88] Now we're at the pay window\n[07:20.03] Or whatever you call it\n[07:22.23] Put my hand in my pocket\n[07:24.28] I can't believe there's no wallet!\n[07:28.97] \n[07:33.56] And the lady at the window's like\n[07:35.42] \"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\n[07:39.77] I turn around to my wife, and say\n[07:42.02] \"How much have you got on you?\"\n[07:44.16] She just rolls her eyes and says\n[07:46.20] \"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\n[07:48.97] So she reaches into her purse\n[07:50.73] And busts out the American Express\n[07:53.46] I hand it to the lady\n[07:55.76] And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n[08:00.11] We don't take credit cards here.\"\n[08:02.29] I took back the card and said\n[08:03.93] \"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\n[08:06.82] And that's when I found out\n[08:08.47] My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n[08:11.62] I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n[08:16.03] She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n[08:20.04] And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n[08:24.53] Now the lady at the window\n[08:25.89] Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n[08:29.09] And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n[08:33.59] I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n[08:36.36] We won't be long.\"\n[08:37.86] So I looked around inside the glove-box\n[08:40.04] And checked the mat beneath my feet\n[08:42.24] I found a nickel in an ashtray\n[08:43.84] And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n[08:46.62] Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n[08:51.17] The lady counts it up and says\n[08:53.48] \"You're still about a dollar short\"\n[08:55.60] And now my woman's got this weird look\n[08:57.54] Frozen on her face\n[08:59.50] She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n[09:04.57] And so I turned around\n[09:06.87] To the cashier again\n[09:09.18] I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\n[09:13.27] So I pick up my change\n[09:15.43] Pick up my receipt\n[09:17.40] And I drive to the pickup window\n[09:19.54] Man, I just can't wait to eat\n[09:21.90] And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n[09:26.52] Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n[09:28.53] \"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\n[09:31.15] And he hands me a paper bag\n[09:33.44] I look him in the eyes\n[09:35.71] And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n[09:40.56] Well, he looks at me\n[09:42.88] And I look at him\n[09:45.07] And he looks at me\n[09:47.29] And I look at him\n[09:49.57] And he looks it me\n[09:51.65] And I look at him\n[09:53.69] And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n[09:55.94] What did you want again?\"\n[09:58.22] I say \"Ketchup!\"\n[09:59.62] And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n[10:02.39] I just spaced out there for a second\n[10:04.57] I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n[10:07.24] And then he hands me the ketchup\n[10:09.46] And now we're finally drivin' away\n[10:11.75] And the food is drivin' me mad\n[10:13.64] With its intoxicating bouquet\n[10:16.30] I'm starvin' to death\n[10:17.26] By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n[10:20.52] I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n[10:22.97] I just gotta have a bite!\"\n[10:25.04] So she reaches in the bag\n[10:27.38] And pulls out the burger\n[10:29.61] And she hands me the burger\n[10:31.74] And I pick up the burger\n[10:33.92] And then I unwrap the paper\n[10:36.51] I bite into those buns\n[10:38.76] And I just can't believe it\n[10:41.06] They forgot the onion!\n[10:43.75] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Trapped In The Drive-Thru\n  artist: Weird Al Yankovic\n  album: The Essential Weird Al Yankovic 3.0 [Disc 2]\n  duration_ms: 650987\n  instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Seven o'clock in the evening\n  start_ms: 21760\n  end_ms: 23250\n- text: Watchin something stupid on TV\n  start_ms: 23250\n  end_ms: 25760\n- text: I'm zoned out on the sofa\n  start_ms: 25760\n  end_ms: 27620\n- text: When my wife comes in the room and sees me\n  start_ms: 27620\n  end_ms: 30550\n- text: And she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\n  start_ms: 30550\n  end_ms: 35430\n- text: And I say, \"I don't know...\"\n  start_ms: 35430\n  end_ms: 36520\n- text: Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n  start_ms: 36520\n  end_ms: 39740\n- text: She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n  start_ms: 39740\n  end_ms: 44300\n- text: I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n  start_ms: 44300\n  end_ms: 48100\n- text: She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n  start_ms: 48100\n  end_ms: 50310\n- text: I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n  start_ms: 50310\n  end_ms: 52520\n- text: She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n  start_ms: 52520\n  end_ms: 54830\n- text: I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n  start_ms: 54830\n  end_ms: 56690\n- text: But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n  start_ms: 56690\n  end_ms: 61580\n- text: And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n  start_ms: 61580\n  end_ms: 65970\n- text: I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n  start_ms: 65970\n  end_ms: 68150\n- text: She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n  start_ms: 68150\n  end_ms: 70500\n- text: I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n  start_ms: 70500\n  end_ms: 72540\n- text: She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n  start_ms: 72540\n  end_ms: 74850\n- text: I hopped up and I said\n  start_ms: 74850\n  end_ms: 76060\n- text: '\"I don''t know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"'\n  start_ms: 76060\n  end_ms: 78790\n- text: She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n  start_ms: 78790\n  end_ms: 84380\n- text: I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n  start_ms: 84380\n  end_ms: 86400\n- text: She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n  start_ms: 86400\n  end_ms: 88290\n- text: I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n  start_ms: 88290\n  end_ms: 89860\n- text: She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n  start_ms: 89860\n  end_ms: 92940\n- text: Well, I was gonna say something\n  start_ms: 92940\n  end_ms: 94890\n- text: But my cell phone started to ring\n  start_ms: 94890\n  end_ms: 97190\n- text: Now who could be callin' me?\n  start_ms: 97190\n  end_ms: 99230\n- text: Well, I checked my caller ID\n  start_ms: 99230\n  end_ms: 101300\n- text: It was just cousin Larry\n  start_ms: 101300\n  end_ms: 102860\n- text: Callin' for the third time today\n  start_ms: 102860\n  end_ms: 106090\n- text: My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n  start_ms: 106090\n  end_ms: 108470\n- text: I said, \"Okay.\"\n  start_ms: 108470\n  end_ms: 110490\n- text: '\"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"'\n  start_ms: 110490\n  end_ms: 114740\n- text: She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n  start_ms: 114740\n  end_ms: 117200\n- text: '\"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don''t you?\"'\n  start_ms: 117200\n  end_ms: 119510\n- text: And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n  start_ms: 119510\n  end_ms: 123190\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 123190\n  end_ms: 123610\n- text: She says, \"Yes\"\n  start_ms: 123610\n  end_ms: 124320\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 124320\n  end_ms: 124800\n- text: She says, \"Yes\"\n  start_ms: 124800\n  end_ms: 125430\n- text: I says, \"No\"\n  start_ms: 125430\n  end_ms: 125950\n- text: She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n  start_ms: 125950\n  end_ms: 128300\n- text: I step a little bit closer\n  start_ms: 128300\n  end_ms: 130420\n- text: Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n  start_ms: 130420\n  end_ms: 132620\n- text: She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n  start_ms: 132620\n  end_ms: 134750\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n  start_ms: 134750\n  end_ms: 137120\n- text: I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n  start_ms: 137120\n  end_ms: 139460\n- text: And eatin' expensive food\"\n  start_ms: 139460\n  end_ms: 141500\n- text: She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n  start_ms: 141500\n  end_ms: 143000\n- text: I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n  start_ms: 143000\n  end_ms: 145850\n- text: And Burrito King would make me gassy\n  start_ms: 145850\n  end_ms: 148480\n- text: There's no doubt\"\n  start_ms: 148480\n  end_ms: 150500\n- text: She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n  start_ms: 150500\n  end_ms: 152250\n- text: I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n  start_ms: 152250\n  end_ms: 154950\n- text: Then I get an idea\n  start_ms: 154950\n  end_ms: 157150\n- text: I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n  start_ms: 157150\n  end_ms: 158750\n- text: She says, \"What?\"\n  start_ms: 158750\n  end_ms: 159340\n- text: I say, \"Guess!\"\n  start_ms: 159340\n  end_ms: 159880\n- text: She says \"What?\"\n  start_ms: 159880\n  end_ms: 160540\n- text: I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n  start_ms: 160540\n  end_ms: 163610\n- text: So we head out the front door\n  start_ms: 163610\n  end_ms: 166170\n- text: Open the garage door\n  start_ms: 166170\n  end_ms: 168220\n- text: Then I open the car doors\n  start_ms: 168220\n  end_ms: 170420\n- text: And we get in those car doors\n  start_ms: 170420\n  end_ms: 172440\n- text: Put my key in the ignition\n  start_ms: 172440\n  end_ms: 174860\n- text: And then I turn it sideways\n  start_ms: 174860\n  end_ms: 177070\n- text: Then we fasten our seat belts\n  start_ms: 177070\n  end_ms: 179290\n- text: As we pull out the driveway\n  start_ms: 179290\n  end_ms: 181580\n- text: Then we drive to the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 181580\n  end_ms: 183720\n- text: Heading off to the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 183720\n  end_ms: 186020\n- text: We're approaching the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 186020\n  end_ms: 188280\n- text: Getting close to the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 188280\n  end_ms: 190380\n- text: Almost there at the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 190380\n  end_ms: 192600\n- text: Now we're here at the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 192600\n  end_ms: 194800\n- text: Here in line at the drive-thru\n  start_ms: 194800\n  end_ms: 197060\n- text: Did I mention the drive-thru?\n  start_ms: 197060\n  end_ms: 199310\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 199310\n  end_ms: 202160\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 202160\n  end_ms: 207730\n- text: Well, here we are\n  start_ms: 207730\n  end_ms: 209460\n- text: In the drive-thru line, me and her\n  start_ms: 209460\n  end_ms: 212420\n- text: Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n  start_ms: 212420\n  end_ms: 214650\n- text: All just waiting to order\n  start_ms: 214650\n  end_ms: 216550\n- text: There's some idiot in a Volvo\n  start_ms: 216550\n  end_ms: 218880\n- text: With his brights on behind me\n  start_ms: 218880\n  end_ms: 221070\n- text: I lean out the window and scream\n  start_ms: 221070\n  end_ms: 222760\n- text: '\"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"'\n  start_ms: 222760\n  end_ms: 225970\n- text: My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n  start_ms: 225970\n  end_ms: 230460\n- text: I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n  start_ms: 230460\n  end_ms: 232620\n- text: So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n  start_ms: 232620\n  end_ms: 234910\n- text: Now a woman on a speaker box\n  start_ms: 234910\n  end_ms: 236850\n- text: Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n  start_ms: 236850\n  end_ms: 238940\n- text: I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n  start_ms: 238940\n  end_ms: 240980\n- text: We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n  start_ms: 240980\n  end_ms: 243550\n- text: Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n  start_ms: 243550\n  end_ms: 248290\n- text: I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n  start_ms: 248290\n  end_ms: 252620\n- text: I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n  start_ms: 252620\n  end_ms: 254780\n- text: She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n  start_ms: 254780\n  end_ms: 257030\n- text: I put my head in my hands and scream\n  start_ms: 257030\n  end_ms: 259280\n- text: '\"I don''t know who you are anymore!\"'\n  start_ms: 259280\n  end_ms: 261650\n- text: The voice on the speaker says\n  start_ms: 261650\n  end_ms: 263830\n- text: '\"I don''t have all day.\"'\n  start_ms: 263830\n  end_ms: 265970\n- text: I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n  start_ms: 265970\n  end_ms: 270370\n- text: I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n  start_ms: 270370\n  end_ms: 274750\n- text: She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n  start_ms: 274750\n  end_ms: 276660\n- text: I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n  start_ms: 276660\n  end_ms: 279360\n- text: Plus we need curly fries\n  start_ms: 279360\n  end_ms: 281650\n- text: And don't you dare forget it!\n  start_ms: 281650\n  end_ms: 283860\n- text: And two medium root beers\n  start_ms: 283860\n  end_ms: 286020\n- text: No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n  start_ms: 286020\n  end_ms: 288390\n- text: Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n  start_ms: 288390\n  end_ms: 292540\n- text: So read me back my order\n  start_ms: 292540\n  end_ms: 294550\n- text: Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n  start_ms: 294550\n  end_ms: 296440\n- text: She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n  start_ms: 296440\n  end_ms: 299180\n- text: Two - you want a cheeseburger\n  start_ms: 299180\n  end_ms: 301230\n- text: Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n  start_ms: 301230\n  end_ms: 304020\n- text: '\"Stop! Don''t go no further!'\n  start_ms: 304020\n  end_ms: 305740\n- text: I never ordered a large root beer\n  start_ms: 305740\n  end_ms: 307610\n- text: I said medium, not large!\"\n  start_ms: 307610\n  end_ms: 310580\n- text: Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n  start_ms: 310580\n  end_ms: 312570\n- text: I supersized you at no charge.\"\n  start_ms: 312570\n  end_ms: 315220\n- text: '\"Oh.\" And that''s all'\n  start_ms: 315220\n  end_ms: 317230\n- text: I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n  start_ms: 317230\n  end_ms: 318520\n- text: And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n  start_ms: 318520\n  end_ms: 321020\n- text: That I really think you should know\n  start_ms: 321020\n  end_ms: 323300\n- text: You can have unlimited refills\n  start_ms: 323300\n  end_ms: 325510\n- text: For just a quarter more.\"\n  start_ms: 325510\n  end_ms: 327630\n- text: I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n  start_ms: 327630\n  end_ms: 332370\n- text: Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n  start_ms: 332370\n  end_ms: 334550\n- text: Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n  start_ms: 334550\n  end_ms: 337620\n- text: And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n  start_ms: 337620\n  end_ms: 340020\n- text: Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n  start_ms: 340020\n  end_ms: 342080\n- text: She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n  start_ms: 342080\n  end_ms: 344290\n- text: Who goes to school with me\n  start_ms: 344290\n  end_ms: 346600\n- text: I sat behind him last year\n  start_ms: 346600\n  end_ms: 347930\n- text: And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n  start_ms: 347930\n  end_ms: 350960\n- text: I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n  start_ms: 350960\n  end_ms: 353460\n- text: He used to be my plumber\n  start_ms: 353460\n  end_ms: 355490\n- text: He was prematurely bald\n  start_ms: 355490\n  end_ms: 357720\n- text: And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n  start_ms: 357720\n  end_ms: 359980\n- text: He also had bladder problems\n  start_ms: 359980\n  end_ms: 361880\n- text: And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n  start_ms: 361880\n  end_ms: 364260\n- text: And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n  start_ms: 364260\n  end_ms: 366430\n- text: That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n  start_ms: 366430\n  end_ms: 368830\n- text: And then we both were quiet\n  start_ms: 368830\n  end_ms: 371040\n- text: And things got real intense\n  start_ms: 371040\n  end_ms: 373270\n- text: Then she says, \"Next window, please\n  start_ms: 373270\n  end_ms: 374950\n- text: That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n  start_ms: 374950\n  end_ms: 377690\n- text: So we inched ahead in line\n  start_ms: 377690\n  end_ms: 379680\n- text: Movin' painfully slow\n  start_ms: 379680\n  end_ms: 381630\n- text: I got a little bored\n  start_ms: 381630\n  end_ms: 383260\n- text: So I turned on the radio\n  start_ms: 383260\n  end_ms: 387330\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 387330\n  end_ms: 402000\n- text: Click, turned it off\n  start_ms: 402000\n  end_ms: 403470\n- text: Because my wife was getting a headache\n  start_ms: 403470\n  end_ms: 407280\n- text: So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n  start_ms: 407280\n  end_ms: 411710\n- text: Then I looked at her\n  start_ms: 411710\n  end_ms: 413970\n- text: And she looked back at me\n  start_ms: 413970\n  end_ms: 415800\n- text: And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n  start_ms: 415800\n  end_ms: 420250\n- text: She turned away from me\n  start_ms: 420250\n  end_ms: 421940\n- text: And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n  start_ms: 421940\n  end_ms: 425050\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n  start_ms: 425050\n  end_ms: 427570\n- text: But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n  start_ms: 427570\n  end_ms: 429470\n- text: Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n  start_ms: 429470\n  end_ms: 432240\n- text: I said, \"Yeah, almost\n  start_ms: 432240\n  end_ms: 433870\n- text: There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n  start_ms: 433870\n  end_ms: 435870\n- text: It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n  start_ms: 435870\n  end_ms: 437880\n- text: Now we're at the pay window\n  start_ms: 437880\n  end_ms: 440030\n- text: Or whatever you call it\n  start_ms: 440030\n  end_ms: 442230\n- text: Put my hand in my pocket\n  start_ms: 442230\n  end_ms: 444280\n- text: I can't believe there's no wallet!\n  start_ms: 444280\n  end_ms: 448970\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 448970\n  end_ms: 453560\n- text: And the lady at the window's like\n  start_ms: 453560\n  end_ms: 455420\n- text: '\"Well, well, well, that''ll be five eighty-two.\"'\n  start_ms: 455420\n  end_ms: 459770\n- text: I turn around to my wife, and say\n  start_ms: 459770\n  end_ms: 462020\n- text: '\"How much have you got on you?\"'\n  start_ms: 462020\n  end_ms: 464160\n- text: She just rolls her eyes and says\n  start_ms: 464160\n  end_ms: 466200\n- text: '\"I''ll pay for this, I guess\"'\n  start_ms: 466200\n  end_ms: 468970\n- text: So she reaches into her purse\n  start_ms: 468970\n  end_ms: 470730\n- text: And busts out the American Express\n  start_ms: 470730\n  end_ms: 473460\n- text: I hand it to the lady\n  start_ms: 473460\n  end_ms: 475760\n- text: And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n  start_ms: 475760\n  end_ms: 480110\n- text: We don't take credit cards here.\"\n  start_ms: 480110\n  end_ms: 482290\n- text: I took back the card and said\n  start_ms: 482290\n  end_ms: 483930\n- text: '\"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"'\n  start_ms: 483930\n  end_ms: 486820\n- text: And that's when I found out\n  start_ms: 486820\n  end_ms: 488470\n- text: My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n  start_ms: 488470\n  end_ms: 491620\n- text: I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n  start_ms: 491620\n  end_ms: 496030\n- text: She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n  start_ms: 496030\n  end_ms: 500040\n- text: And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n  start_ms: 500040\n  end_ms: 504530\n- text: Now the lady at the window\n  start_ms: 504530\n  end_ms: 505890\n- text: Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n  start_ms: 505890\n  end_ms: 509090\n- text: And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n  start_ms: 509090\n  end_ms: 513590\n- text: I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n  start_ms: 513590\n  end_ms: 516360\n- text: We won't be long.\"\n  start_ms: 516360\n  end_ms: 517860\n- text: So I looked around inside the glove-box\n  start_ms: 517860\n  end_ms: 520040\n- text: And checked the mat beneath my feet\n  start_ms: 520040\n  end_ms: 522240\n- text: I found a nickel in an ashtray\n  start_ms: 522240\n  end_ms: 523840\n- text: And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n  start_ms: 523840\n  end_ms: 526620\n- text: Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n  start_ms: 526620\n  end_ms: 531170\n- text: The lady counts it up and says\n  start_ms: 531170\n  end_ms: 533480\n- text: '\"You''re still about a dollar short\"'\n  start_ms: 533480\n  end_ms: 535600\n- text: And now my woman's got this weird look\n  start_ms: 535600\n  end_ms: 537540\n- text: Frozen on her face\n  start_ms: 537540\n  end_ms: 539500\n- text: She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n  start_ms: 539500\n  end_ms: 544570\n- text: And so I turned around\n  start_ms: 544570\n  end_ms: 546870\n- text: To the cashier again\n  start_ms: 546870\n  end_ms: 549180\n- text: 'I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"'\n  start_ms: 549180\n  end_ms: 553270\n- text: So I pick up my change\n  start_ms: 553270\n  end_ms: 555430\n- text: Pick up my receipt\n  start_ms: 555430\n  end_ms: 557400\n- text: And I drive to the pickup window\n  start_ms: 557400\n  end_ms: 559540\n- text: Man, I just can't wait to eat\n  start_ms: 559540\n  end_ms: 561900\n- text: And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n  start_ms: 561900\n  end_ms: 566520\n- text: Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n  start_ms: 566520\n  end_ms: 568530\n- text: '\"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"'\n  start_ms: 568530\n  end_ms: 571150\n- text: And he hands me a paper bag\n  start_ms: 571150\n  end_ms: 573440\n- text: I look him in the eyes\n  start_ms: 573440\n  end_ms: 575710\n- text: And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n  start_ms: 575710\n  end_ms: 580560\n- text: Well, he looks at me\n  start_ms: 580560\n  end_ms: 582880\n- text: And I look at him\n  start_ms: 582880\n  end_ms: 585070\n- text: And he looks at me\n  start_ms: 585070\n  end_ms: 587290\n- text: And I look at him\n  start_ms: 587290\n  end_ms: 589570\n- text: And he looks it me\n  start_ms: 589570\n  end_ms: 591650\n- text: And I look at him\n  start_ms: 591650\n  end_ms: 593690\n- text: And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n  start_ms: 593690\n  end_ms: 595940\n- text: What did you want again?\"\n  start_ms: 595940\n  end_ms: 598220\n- text: I say \"Ketchup!\"\n  start_ms: 598220\n  end_ms: 599620\n- text: And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n  start_ms: 599620\n  end_ms: 602390\n- text: I just spaced out there for a second\n  start_ms: 602390\n  end_ms: 604570\n- text: I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n  start_ms: 604570\n  end_ms: 607240\n- text: And then he hands me the ketchup\n  start_ms: 607240\n  end_ms: 609460\n- text: And now we're finally drivin' away\n  start_ms: 609460\n  end_ms: 611750\n- text: And the food is drivin' me mad\n  start_ms: 611750\n  end_ms: 613640\n- text: With its intoxicating bouquet\n  start_ms: 613640\n  end_ms: 616300\n- text: I'm starvin' to death\n  start_ms: 616300\n  end_ms: 617260\n- text: By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n  start_ms: 617260\n  end_ms: 620520\n- text: I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n  start_ms: 620520\n  end_ms: 622970\n- text: I just gotta have a bite!\"\n  start_ms: 622970\n  end_ms: 625040\n- text: So she reaches in the bag\n  start_ms: 625040\n  end_ms: 627380\n- text: And pulls out the burger\n  start_ms: 627380\n  end_ms: 629610\n- text: And she hands me the burger\n  start_ms: 629610\n  end_ms: 631740\n- text: And I pick up the burger\n  start_ms: 631740\n  end_ms: 633920\n- text: And then I unwrap the paper\n  start_ms: 633920\n  end_ms: 636510\n- text: I bite into those buns\n  start_ms: 636510\n  end_ms: 638760\n- text: And I just can't believe it\n  start_ms: 638760\n  end_ms: 641060\n- text: They forgot the onion!\n  start_ms: 641060\n  end_ms: 643750\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 643750\nplain: |-\n  Seven o'clock in the evening\n  Watchin something stupid on TV\n  I'm zoned out on the sofa\n  When my wife comes in the room and sees me\n  And she says, \"Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?\"\n  And I say, \"I don't know...\"\n  Say, \"It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?\"\n  She says, \"I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.\"\n  I said, \"Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat...\"\n  She said, \"So what do you have in mind?\"\n  I said, \"I don't know, what about you?\"\n  She said, \"I don't care... if you're hungry, let's eat.\"\n  I said, \"That's what we're gonna do!\n  But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for?\"\n  And she says, \"Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?\"\n  I said, \"Well, there's tuna, I know.\"\n  She said, \"That went bad a week ago!\"\n  I said, \"Is the chili okay?\"\n  She said, \"You finished that yesterday!\"\n  I hopped up and I said\n  \"I don't know. Do you want to get something delivered?\"\n  She's like, \"Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!\"\n  I'm like, \"No, I said 'delivered'.\"\n  She's like, \"I heard you say 'liver'!\"\n  I'm like, \"I should know what I said...\"\n  She's like, \"Whatever! I just don't want any liver!\"\n\n  Well, I was gonna say something\n  But my cell phone started to ring\n  Now who could be callin' me?\n  Well, I checked my caller ID\n  It was just cousin Larry\n  Callin' for the third time today\n  My wife said, \"Let it go to voicemail.\"\n  I said, \"Okay.\"\n  \"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what do you want to do?\"\n  She said, \"Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?\"\n  \"Yeah,\" I said, \"why don't you?\"\n  And then she said, \"Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes\"\n  I says, \"No\"\n  She says, \"Yes... Oh, here's your keys\"\n  I step a little bit closer\n  Say, \"Okay, where ya want to go?\"\n  She says, \"How about The Ivy?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, well, I don't know\n  I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up\n  And eatin' expensive food\"\n  She's says, \"Olive Garden?\"\n  I say, \"Nah, I'm not in the mood\n  And Burrito King would make me gassy\n  There's no doubt\"\n  She says, \"Just forget about it\"\n  I said, \"No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!\"\n  Then I get an idea\n  I say, \"I know what we'll do!\"\n  She says, \"What?\"\n  I say, \"Guess!\"\n  She says \"What?\"\n  I say, \"We're goin' to the drive-thru!\"\n\n  So we head out the front door\n  Open the garage door\n  Then I open the car doors\n  And we get in those car doors\n  Put my key in the ignition\n  And then I turn it sideways\n  Then we fasten our seat belts\n  As we pull out the driveway\n  Then we drive to the drive-thru\n  Heading off to the drive-thru\n  We're approaching the drive-thru\n  Getting close to the drive-thru\n  Almost there at the drive-thru\n  Now we're here at the drive-thru\n  Here in line at the drive-thru\n  Did I mention the drive-thru?\n\n  Well, here we are\n  In the drive-thru line, me and her\n  Cars in front of us, cars in back of us\n  All just waiting to order\n  There's some idiot in a Volvo\n  With his brights on behind me\n  I lean out the window and scream\n  \"Hey, what you trying to do, blind me?\"\n  My wife says, \"Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside.\"\n  I said, \"I'm wearin' bunny slippers\n  So I ain't leavin' this ride...\"\n  Now a woman on a speaker box\n  Is sayin', \"Can I take your order, please?\"\n  I said, \"Yes indeed, you certainly can\n  We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"\n  Then my wife says \"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!\n  I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time\"\n  I said, \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"\n  She says, \"That's not what I'm hungry for.\"\n  I put my head in my hands and scream\n  \"I don't know who you are anymore!\"\n  The voice on the speaker says\n  \"I don't have all day.\"\n  I said, \"Then take our order and we'll be on our way!\n  I wanna get a chicken sandwich and I want a cheeseburger too\"\n  She's like, \"You want onions on that?\"\n  I'm like, \"Yeah, I already said that I do\n  Plus we need curly fries\n  And don't you dare forget it!\n  And two medium root beers\n  No, just one, we'll split it.\"\n  Then I said \"I'm guessin' that you're probably not too bright\n  So read me back my order\n  Let's make sure you got it right.\"\n  She says \"One - you want a chicken sandwich\n  Two - you want a cheeseburger\n  Three - curly fries, and a large root beer\"\n  \"Stop! Don't go no further!\n  I never ordered a large root beer\n  I said medium, not large!\"\n  Then she says, \"We're havin' a special\n  I supersized you at no charge.\"\n  \"Oh.\" And that's all\n  I could say, was \"Oh.\"\n  And she says, \"Now there is somethin' else\n  That I really think you should know\n  You can have unlimited refills\n  For just a quarter more.\"\n  I say \"Great, except we're in the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?\"\n  Then she says, \"Wait a minute\n  Your voice sounds so familiar... hey, is this Paul?\n  And my wife is all like \"No, that ain't Paul\n  Now tell me, who's this Paul?\"\n  She says, \"Oh, he's just some guy\n  Who goes to school with me\n  I sat behind him last year\n  And I copied off of him in Geometry.\"\n  I said, \"I know a guy named Paul\n  He used to be my plumber\n  He was prematurely bald\n  And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer\n  He also had bladder problems\n  And a really bad infection on his toe.\"\n  And she says, \"Mister, please, you can stop right there\n  That's way more than I needed to know!\"\n  And then we both were quiet\n  And things got real intense\n  Then she says, \"Next window, please\n  That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents!\"\n  So we inched ahead in line\n  Movin' painfully slow\n  I got a little bored\n  So I turned on the radio\n\n  Click, turned it off\n  Because my wife was getting a headache\n  So we both just sat there quietly for her sake\n  Then I looked at her\n  And she looked back at me\n  And I said, \"Um, I think you have somethin' in your teeth.\"\n  She turned away from me\n  And then turned back and said, \"Did I get it?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, well, I mean, most of it\n  But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.\"\n  Then she said, \"How about now?\"\n  I said, \"Yeah, almost\n  There's still a little bit there, but don't worry\n  It's probably just a piece of toast.\"\n  Now we're at the pay window\n  Or whatever you call it\n  Put my hand in my pocket\n  I can't believe there's no wallet!\n\n  And the lady at the window's like\n  \"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty-two.\"\n  I turn around to my wife, and say\n  \"How much have you got on you?\"\n  She just rolls her eyes and says\n  \"I'll pay for this, I guess\"\n  So she reaches into her purse\n  And busts out the American Express\n  I hand it to the lady\n  And she says \"Oh dear, It's gotta be cash only\n  We don't take credit cards here.\"\n  I took back the card and said\n  \"Gee, really? Well, that sucks.\"\n  And that's when I found out\n  My wife was only carryin' three bucks\n  I said, \"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today\"\n  She says, \"I never got around to it, so where's your wallet anyway?\"\n  And I said, \"Never mind, just help me to find some change...\"\n  Now the lady at the window\n  Is lookin' at me kind of strange\n  And she says, \"Mister, please, we gotta move this line along\"\n  I said, \"Now, hold your stinkin' horses, lady!\n  We won't be long.\"\n  So I looked around inside the glove-box\n  And checked the mat beneath my feet\n  I found a nickel in an ashtray\n  And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats\n  Before long I had a little pile of coins of every sort\n  The lady counts it up and says\n  \"You're still about a dollar short\"\n  And now my woman's got this weird look\n  Frozen on her face\n  She screams, \"You know, I wasn't even really hungry in the first place!\"\n  And so I turned around\n  To the cashier again\n  I shrugged and said: \"Okay, forget the chicken sandwich then\"\n  So I pick up my change\n  Pick up my receipt\n  And I drive to the pickup window\n  Man, I just can't wait to eat\n  And now we see this acne-ridden kid about sixteen\n  Wearin' a dorky nametag that says\n  \"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"\n  And he hands me a paper bag\n  I look him in the eyes\n  And I say to him, \"Hey, Eugene, could I get some ketchup for my fries?\"\n  Well, he looks at me\n  And I look at him\n  And he looks at me\n  And I look at him\n  And he looks it me\n  And I look at him\n  And he says, \"I'm sorry!\n  What did you want again?\"\n  I say \"Ketchup!\"\n  And he says, \"Oh yeah, that's right\n  I just spaced out there for a second\n  I'm really kind of burnt tonight.\"\n  And then he hands me the ketchup\n  And now we're finally drivin' away\n  And the food is drivin' me mad\n  With its intoxicating bouquet\n  I'm starvin' to death\n  By the time we pull up at the traffic light\n  I say, \"Baby, gimme that burger\n  I just gotta have a bite!\"\n  So she reaches in the bag\n  And pulls out the burger\n  And she hands me the burger\n  And I pick up the burger\n  And then I unwrap the paper\n  I bite into those buns\n  And I just can't believe it\n  They forgot the onion!\n"}]