[{"id":3436096,"name":"Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me","trackName":"Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me","artistName":"“Weird Al” Yankovic","albumName":"Squeeze Box: The Complete Works of “Weird Al” Yankovic","duration":343.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Oh, the sand keeps fallin' through the hourglass\nThere's no way you're gonna slow it down\nYou say, \"We gotta treasure each moment\nWho knows how long we're gonna be around?\"\n\nYeah, you keep on telling me life is short\nAnd it's hard to disagree with what you say\nBut if time is so precious, why you wastin' mine?\n'Cause I'm always reading, always deleting\nEvery useless piece of garbage that you send my way\n\nEvery stupid hoax, all those corny jokes\nStop forwarding that crap to me\nWell, I don't need tons of cringe inducing puns\nStop forwarding that crap to me\n\nNo, it isn't okay if you brighten my day\nWith some cut and pasted, hackneyed Hallmark poetry\nAnd I didn't request a personality test\nStop forwarding that crap to me\n\nYou're sending virus-laden, bandwidth-hogging attachments\nTo every single person you know\nYou're passin' 'round a link to some dumb thing on YouTube\nThat everybody else already saw 3 years ago\n\nAnd wacky, badly photoshopped billboards were never that amusing to me\nAnd I just can't believe you believe those urban legends\nBut I have high hopes someone'll point you towards Snopes\nAnd debunk that crazy junk you're spewing constantly\n\nNo, I don't want a bowl of Chicken Soup for the Soul\nStop forwarding that crap to me\nSend more top ten lists and I'll slash my wrists\nStop forwarding that crap to me\n\nWell, I'm sorry I can't accept your paranoid rant\nAnd I don't want the Neiman-Marcus cookie recipe\nWon't you kindly refrain, 'cause it's hurting my brain\nStop forwarding that crap to me\n\nLike glittery hearts and unicorns and pictures of somebody's cat\nNow tell me\nIn what alternate reality would I care about something like that?\nAnd by the way\nYour quotes from George Carlin aren't really George Carlin\nMr. Rogers never fought the Viet Cong\nAnd Bill Gates is never gonna give me something for nothing\nAnd I highly doubt some dead girl's gonna\nKill me if I don't pass your letter along\n\nWell, now I know you're wishin' I'll sign your petition\nBut stop forwarding that crap to me\nAnd I don't wanna read your series of conspiracy theories\nJust stop forwarding that crap to me\n\nAnd your 2 million loser friends all have my address now\n'Cause you never figured out the way to BCC\nNow, I gotta insist\nTake me off of your list\nStop forwarding that crap to me\n\n(Stop forwarding that crap to me)\n(Stop forwarding that crap to me)\n(Stop forwarding that crap to me)\n\n(Stop forwarding that crap to me)\nJust stop it now (Stop forwarding that crap to me)\nOh, no, whoa (Stop forwarding that crap to me)\n\n(Stop forwarding that crap to me)\nI can't take it (Stop forwarding that crap to me)\nAh, please (Stop forwarding that crap 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useless piece of garbage that you send my way\n[00:48.34] Every stupid hoax, all those corny jokes\n[00:52.60] Stop forwarding that crap to me\n[00:56.89] Well, I don't need tons of cringe inducing puns\n[01:01.52] Stop forwarding that crap to me\n[01:05.88] No, it isn't okay if you brighten my day\n[01:10.55] With some cut and pasted, hackneyed Hallmark poetry\n[01:16.52] And I didn't request a personality test\n[01:20.51] Stop forwarding that crap to me\n[01:33.72] You're sending virus-laden, bandwidth-hogging attachments\n[01:38.09] To every single person you know\n[01:41.67] You're passin' 'round a link to some dumb thing on YouTube\n[01:46.35] That everybody else already saw 3 years ago\n[01:49.14] And wacky, badly photoshopped billboards were never that amusing to me\n[01:57.41] And I just can't believe you believe those urban legends\n[02:03.85] But I have high hopes someone'll point you towards Snopes\n[02:08.50] And debunk that crazy junk you're spewing constantly\n[02:14.58] No, I don't want a bowl of Chicken Soup for the Soul\n[02:18.36] Stop forwarding that crap to me\n[02:22.88] Send more top ten lists and I'll slash my wrists\n[02:26.95] Stop forwarding that crap to me\n[02:31.48] Well, I'm sorry I can't accept your paranoid rant\n[02:35.82] And I don't want the Neiman-Marcus cookie recipe\n[02:42.05] Won't you kindly refrain, 'cause it's hurting my brain\n[02:45.26] Stop forwarding that crap to me\n[02:51.01] Like glittery hearts and unicorns and pictures of somebody's cat\n[02:56.85] Now tell me\n[02:57.65] In what alternate reality would I care about something like that?\n[03:03.03] And by the way\n[03:03.88] Your quotes from George Carlin aren't really George Carlin\n[03:07.04] Mr. Rogers never fought the Viet Cong\n[03:10.29] And Bill Gates is never gonna give me something for nothing\n[03:14.12] And I highly doubt some dead girl's gonna\n[03:17.04] Kill me if I don't pass your letter along\n[03:21.58] Well, now I know you're wishin' I'll sign your petition\n[03:26.25] But stop forwarding that crap to me\n[03:30.13] And I don't wanna read your series of conspiracy theories\n[03:34.63] Just stop forwarding that crap to me\n[03:38.68] And your 2 million loser friends all have my address now\n[03:43.55] 'Cause you never figured out the way to BCC\n[03:50.85] Now, I gotta insist\n[03:52.37] Take me off of your list\n[03:59.22] Stop forwarding that crap to me\n[04:05.41] (Stop forwarding that crap to me)\n[04:07.51] (Stop forwarding that crap to me)\n[04:12.44] (Stop forwarding that crap to me)\n[04:16.26] (Stop forwarding that crap to me)\n[04:19.22] Just stop it now (Stop forwarding that crap to me)\n[04:22.43] Oh, no, whoa (Stop forwarding that crap to me)\n[04:27.14] (Stop forwarding that crap to me)\n[04:29.91] I can't take it (Stop forwarding that crap to me)\n[04:33.57] Ah, please (Stop forwarding that crap to me)\n[04:38.02] (Stop forwarding that crap to me)\n[04:41.23] You gotta stop (Stop forwarding that crap to me)\n[04:44.43] Right now (Stop forwarding that crap to me)\n[04:48.98] (Stop forwarding that crap to me)\n[04:51.45] I'm not kidding (Stop forwarding that crap to me)\n[04:54.90] At the risk of being slightly\n[04:57.04] Repetitious gonna ask you now to stop (Stop)\n[05:00.69] Sending me that (Crap)\n[05:04.47] I don't want it\n[05:05.58] Don't send it to me\n[05:07.89] Don't send it to me\n[05:09.60] (Stop forwarding that crap to me)\n[05:11.93] Just stop (Stop forwarding that crap to me)\n[05:15.58] Oh, stop forwarding that crap to me\n[05:22.96] To me\n[05:24.86] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me\n  artist: “Weird Al” Yankovic\n  album: 'Squeeze Box: The Complete Works of “Weird Al” Yankovic'\n  duration_ms: 343000\n  instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Oh, the sand keeps fallin' through the hourglass\n  start_ms: 9510\n  end_ms: 14070\n- text: There's no way you're gonna slow it down\n  start_ms: 14070\n  end_ms: 17890\n- text: 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Well, I don't need tons of cringe inducing puns\n  Stop forwarding that crap to me\n\n  No, it isn't okay if you brighten my day\n  With some cut and pasted, hackneyed Hallmark poetry\n  And I didn't request a personality test\n  Stop forwarding that crap to me\n\n  You're sending virus-laden, bandwidth-hogging attachments\n  To every single person you know\n  You're passin' 'round a link to some dumb thing on YouTube\n  That everybody else already saw 3 years ago\n\n  And wacky, badly photoshopped billboards were never that amusing to me\n  And I just can't believe you believe those urban legends\n  But I have high hopes someone'll point you towards Snopes\n  And debunk that crazy junk you're spewing constantly\n\n  No, I don't want a bowl of Chicken Soup for the Soul\n  Stop forwarding that crap to me\n  Send more top ten lists and I'll slash my wrists\n  Stop forwarding that crap to me\n\n  Well, I'm sorry I can't accept your paranoid rant\n  And I don't want the Neiman-Marcus cookie recipe\n  Won't you kindly refrain, 'cause it's hurting my brain\n  Stop forwarding that crap to me\n\n  Like glittery hearts and unicorns and pictures of somebody's cat\n  Now tell me\n  In what alternate reality would I care about something like that?\n  And by the way\n  Your quotes from George Carlin aren't really George Carlin\n  Mr. Rogers never fought the Viet Cong\n  And Bill Gates is never gonna give me something for nothing\n  And I highly doubt some dead girl's gonna\n  Kill me if I don't pass your letter along\n\n  Well, now I know you're wishin' I'll sign your petition\n  But stop forwarding that crap to me\n  And I don't wanna read your series of conspiracy theories\n  Just stop forwarding that crap to me\n\n  And your 2 million loser friends all have my address now\n  'Cause you never figured out the way to BCC\n  Now, I gotta insist\n  Take me off of your list\n  Stop forwarding that crap to me\n\n  (Stop forwarding that crap to me)\n  (Stop forwarding that crap 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Yankovic","albumName":"Squeeze Box: The Complete Works of “Weird Al” Yankovic","duration":343.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Oh, the sand keeps fallin' through the hourglass\nThere's no way you're gonna slow it down\nYou say, \"We gotta treasure each moment\nWho knows how long we're gonna be around?\"\n\nYeah, you keep on telling me life is short\nAnd it's hard to disagree with what you say\nBut if time is so precious, why you wastin' mine?\n'Cause I'm always reading, always deleting\nEvery useless piece of garbage that you send my way\n\nEvery stupid hoax, all those corny jokes\nStop forwarding that crap to me\nWell, I don't need tons of cringe inducing puns\nStop forwarding that crap to me\n\nNo, it isn't okay if you brighten my day\nWith some cut and pasted, hackneyed Hallmark poetry\nAnd I didn't request a personality test\nStop forwarding that crap to me\n\nYou're sending virus-laden, bandwidth-hogging attachments\nTo every single person you know\nYou're 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give me something for nothing\nAnd I highly doubt some dead girl's gonna\nKill me if I don't pass your letter along\n\nWell, now I know you're wishin' I'll sign your petition\nBut stop forwarding that crap to me\nAnd I don't wanna read your series of conspiracy theories\nJust stop forwarding that crap to me\n\nAnd your 2 million loser friends all have my address now\n'Cause you never figured out the way to BCC\nNow, I gotta insist\nTake me off of your list\nStop forwarding that crap to me\n\n(Stop forwarding that crap to me)\n(Stop forwarding that crap to me)\n(Stop forwarding that crap to me)\n\n(Stop forwarding that crap to me)\nJust stop it now (Stop forwarding that crap to me)\nOh, no, whoa (Stop forwarding that crap to me)\n\n(Stop forwarding that crap to me)\nI can't take it (Stop forwarding that crap to me)\nAh, please (Stop forwarding that crap to me)\n\n(Stop forwarding that crap to me)\nYou gotta stop (Stop forwarding that crap to me)\nRight now (Stop forwarding that crap to me)\n\n(Stop forwarding that crap to me)\nI'm not kidding (Stop forwarding that crap to me)\nAt the risk of being slightly\nRepetitious gonna ask you now to stop (Stop)\nSending me that (Crap)\nI don't want it\nDon't send it to me\nDon't send it to me\n\n(Stop forwarding that crap to me)\nJust stop (Stop forwarding that crap to me)\nOh, stop forwarding that crap to me\nTo me","syncedLyrics":"[00:09.54] Oh, the sand keeps fallin' through the hourglass\n[00:14.09] There's no way you're gonna slow it down\n[00:17.89] You say, \"We gotta treasure each moment\n[00:21.63] Who knows how long we're gonna be around?\"\n[00:25.70] Yeah, you keep on telling me life is short\n[00:29.86] And it's hard to disagree with what you say\n[00:33.69] But if time is so precious, why you wastin' mine?\n[00:37.48] 'Cause I'm always reading, always deleting\n[00:42.39] Every useless piece of garbage that you send my way\n[00:48.34] Every stupid hoax, all those corny jokes\n[00:52.60] Stop forwarding that crap to me\n[00:56.81] Well, I don't need tons of cringe inducing puns\n[01:01.59] Stop forwarding that crap to me\n[01:05.81] No, it isn't okay if you brighten my day\n[01:10.52] With some cut and pasted, hackneyed Hallmark poetry\n[01:16.50] And I didn't request a personality test\n[01:20.53] Stop forwarding that crap to me\n[01:33.75] You're sending virus-laden, bandwidth-hogging attachments\n[01:38.00] To every single person you know\n[01:41.62] You're passin' 'round a link to some dumb thing on YouTube\n[01:46.32] That everybody else already saw 3 years ago\n[01:49.15] And wacky, badly photoshopped billboards were never that amusing to me\n[01:57.42] And I just can't believe you believe those urban legends\n[02:03.86] But I have high hopes someone'll point you towards Snopes\n[02:08.50] And debunk that crazy junk you're spewing constantly\n[02:14.59] No, I don't want a bowl of Chicken Soup for the Soul\n[02:18.35] Stop forwarding that crap to me\n[02:22.88] Send more top ten lists and I'll slash my wrists\n[02:27.00] Stop forwarding that crap to me\n[02:31.45] Well, I'm sorry I can't accept your paranoid rant\n[02:35.84] And I don't want the Neiman-Marcus cookie recipe\n[02:42.04] Won't you kindly refrain, 'cause it's hurting my brain\n[02:45.24] Stop forwarding that crap to me\n[02:51.04] Like glittery hearts and unicorns and pictures of somebody's cat\n[02:56.88] Now tell me\n[02:57.64] In what alternate reality would I care about something like that?\n[03:03.01] And by the way\n[03:03.87] Your quotes from George Carlin aren't really George Carlin\n[03:07.02] Mr. Rogers never fought the Viet Cong\n[03:10.22] And Bill Gates is never gonna give me something for nothing\n[03:14.14] And I highly doubt some dead girl's gonna\n[03:17.06] Kill me if I don't pass your letter along\n[03:21.57] Well, now I know you're wishin' I'll sign your petition\n[03:26.29] But stop forwarding that crap to me\n[03:30.18] And I don't wanna read your series of conspiracy 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crap to me\n[04:04.68] (Stop forwarding that crap to me)\n[04:08.18] (Stop forwarding that crap to me)\n[04:12.45] (Stop forwarding that crap to me)\n[04:16.04] (Stop forwarding that crap to me)\n[04:18.80] Just stop it now (stop forwarding that crap to me)\n[04:22.24] Oh, no, whoa (stop forwarding that crap to me)\n[04:27.11] (Stop forwarding that crap to me)\n[04:29.89] I can't take it (stop forwarding that crap to me)\n[04:33.45] Ah, please (stop forwarding that crap to me)\n[04:38.22] (Stop forwarding that crap to me)\n[04:40.72] You gotta stop (stop forwarding that crap to me)\n[04:44.24] Right now (stop forwarding that crap to me)\n[04:48.68] (Stop forwarding that crap to me)\n[04:51.25] I'm not kidding (stop forwarding that crap to me)\n[04:54.78] At the risk of being slightly\n[04:56.74] Repetitious gonna ask you now to stop (stop)\n[05:00.84] Sending me that (crap)\n[05:03.79] I don't want it\n[05:05.99] Don't send it to me\n[05:07.65] Don't send it to me\n[05:09.44] (Stop 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never figured out the way to BCC\nNow, I gotta insist\nTake me off of your list\nStop forwarding that crap to me\n\n(Stop forwarding that crap to me)\n(Stop forwarding that crap to me)\n(Stop forwarding that crap to me)\n\n(Stop forwarding that crap to me)\nJust stop it now (stop forwarding that crap to me)\nOh, no, whoa (stop forwarding that crap to me)\n\n(Stop forwarding that crap to me)\nI can't take it (stop forwarding that crap to me)\nAh, please (stop forwarding that crap to me)\n\n(Stop forwarding that crap to me)\nYou gotta stop (stop forwarding that crap to me)\nRight now (stop forwarding that crap to me)\n\n(Stop forwarding that crap to me)\nI'm not kidding (stop forwarding that crap to me)\nAt the risk of being slightly\nRepetitious gonna ask you now to stop (stop)\nSending me that (crap)\nI don't want it\nDon't send it to me\nDon't send it to me\n\n(Stop forwarding that crap to me)\nJust stop (stop forwarding that crap to me)\nOh, stop forwarding that crap to me\nTo 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(Stop forwarding that crap to me)\n\n(Stop forwarding that crap to me)\nI'm not kidding (Stop forwarding that crap to me)\nAt the risk of being slightly\nRepetitious gonna ask you now to stop (Stop)\nSending me that (Crap)\nI don't want it\nDon't send it to me\nDon't send it to me\n\n(Stop forwarding that crap to me)\nJust stop (Stop forwarding that crap to me)\nOh, stop forwarding that crap to me\nTo me","syncedLyrics":"[00:09.51]Oh, the sand keeps fallin' through the hourglass\n[00:14.07]There's no way you're gonna slow it down\n[00:17.89]You say, \"We gotta treasure each moment\n[00:21.69]Who knows how long we're gonna be around?\"\n[00:25.79]Yeah, you keep on telling me life is short\n[00:29.82]And it's hard to disagree with what you say\n[00:33.63]But if time is so precious, why you wastin' mine?\n[00:37.49]'Cause I'm always reading, always deleting\n[00:42.35]Every useless piece of garbage that you send my way\n[00:48.34]Every stupid hoax, all those corny jokes\n[00:52.60]Stop forwarding that crap to me\n[00:56.89]Well, I don't need tons of cringe inducing puns\n[01:01.52]Stop forwarding that crap to me\n[01:05.88]No, it isn't okay if you brighten my day\n[01:10.55]With some cut and pasted, hackneyed Hallmark poetry\n[01:16.52]And I didn't request a personality test\n[01:20.51]Stop forwarding that crap to me\n[01:33.72]You're sending virus-laden, bandwidth-hogging attachments\n[01:38.09]To every single person you know\n[01:41.67]You're passin' 'round a link to some dumb thing on YouTube\n[01:46.35]That everybody else already saw 3 years ago\n[01:49.14]And wacky, badly photoshopped billboards were never that amusing to me\n[01:57.41]And I just can't believe you believe those urban legends\n[02:03.85]But I have high hopes someone'll point you towards Snopes\n[02:08.50]And debunk that crazy junk you're spewing constantly\n[02:14.58]No, I don't want a bowl of Chicken Soup for the Soul\n[02:18.36]Stop forwarding that crap to me\n[02:22.88]Send more top ten lists 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