[{"id":18372534,"name":"Skipper Dan","trackName":"Skipper Dan","artistName":"Weird Al Yankovic","albumName":"Skipper Dan","duration":241.557188,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"I starred in every high school play\nBlew every drama teacher away\nI graduated first in my class at Juilliard\nTook every acting workshop I could\nAnd I dreamed of Hollywood\nWhile I read my Uta Hagen and studied the Bard\n\nHit the boards and paid my dues\nAnd got phenomenal rave reviews\nI knew the world was gonna love me, without a doubt\nI was sure that Tarantino would be callin' me on the phone\nAnnie Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone\nBut the years have come and gone\nAnd I'm sorry to say that's not the way that it's all worked out\n\nI'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\nSkipper Dan is the name\nAnd I'm doin' 34 shows every day\nAnd every time it's the same\nLook at those hippos, they're wigglin' their ears\nJust like they've done for the last 50 years\nNow I'm laughin' at my own jokes but I'm cryin' inside\nCause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n\nOh, the critics, they used to say\nI was the new Olivier\nThought I'd be the toast of Sundance or maybe Cannes\nAw, but don't bother tryin' to IMDB me\nThe only place you might possibly see me\nIs ridin' my little boat around Adventureland\nIt ain't exactly what I planned\n\nBut I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\nSkipper Dan is the name\nAnd I'm doin 34 shows every day\nAnd every time it's the same\nI would've killed if I'd been in \"Speed The Plow\"\nBut what's the difference, that's all behind me now\nCause I'm payin' the rent and I'm swallowin my pride\nAnd I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n\nI should be there on Broadway\nKnockin' 'em dead in \"12 Angry Men\"\nBut instead I'm here tellin' these lame jokes\nAgain and again and again and again and again and again and again\n\nBengal Tigers can jump over 20 feet!\nThat's an African bull elephant\nAnd there it is, the backside of water!\nWhat have I done with my life?!\n\nI should a listened when my grandfather said\n\"Why don't you major in business instead?\"\nNow my hopes have all vanished and my dreams have all died\nAnd I'll probably work forever as a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\nSkipper Dan is the name\nAnd I'm doin' 34 shows every day\nAnd every time it's the same\nLook at those hippos, they're wigglin their ears\nSomebody shoot me cause I'm bored to tears\nAlways said I'd be famous... I guess that I lied\nCause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\nI'm still workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride","syncedLyrics":"[00:06.72] I starred in every high school play\n[00:10.46] Blew every drama teacher away\n[00:13.77] I graduated first in my class at Juilliard\n[00:21.55] Took every acting workshop I could\n[00:25.46] And I dreamed of Hollywood\n[00:29.10] While I read my Uta Hagen and studied the Bard\n[00:36.57] Hit the boards and paid my dues\n[00:39.93] And got phenomenal rave reviews\n[00:43.70] I knew the world was gonna love me, without a doubt\n[00:50.17] I was sure that Tarantino would be callin' me on the phone\n[00:55.05] Annie Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone\n[00:58.72] But the years have come and gone\n[01:01.20] And I'm sorry to say that's not the way that it's all worked out\n[01:06.05] I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\n[01:10.01] Skipper Dan is the name\n[01:13.47] And I'm doin' 34 shows every day\n[01:17.42] And every time it's the same\n[01:21.36] Look at those hippos, they're wigglin' their ears\n[01:24.98] Just like they've done for the last 50 years\n[01:28.09] Now I'm laughin' at my own jokes but I'm cryin' inside\n[01:31.87] Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n[01:36.72] \n[01:41.10] Oh, the critics, they used to say\n[01:44.63] I was the new Olivier\n[01:48.41] Thought I'd be the toast of Sundance or maybe Cannes\n[01:55.61] Aw, but don't bother tryin' to IMDB me\n[01:59.88] The only place you might possibly see me\n[02:03.30] Is ridin' my little boat around Adventureland\n[02:08.65] It ain't exactly what I planned\n[02:10.45] But I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\n[02:14.66] Skipper Dan is the name\n[02:18.05] And I'm doin 34 shows every day\n[02:22.19] And every time it's the same\n[02:25.83] I would've killed if I'd been in \"Speed The Plow\"\n[02:29.52] But what's the difference, that's all behind me now\n[02:32.63] Cause I'm payin' the rent and I'm swallowin my pride\n[02:36.38] And I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n[02:41.13] I should be there on Broadway\n[02:43.00] Knockin' 'em dead in \"12 Angry Men\"\n[02:48.42] But instead I'm here tellin' these lame jokes\n[02:51.33] Again and again and again and again and again and again and again\n[03:00.58] Bengal Tigers can jump over 20 feet!\n[03:04.47] That's an African bull elephant\n[03:08.15] And there it is, the backside of water!\n[03:11.79] What have I done with my life?!\n[03:13.83] I should a listened when my grandfather said\n[03:17.67] \"Why don't you major in business instead?\"\n[03:20.56] Now my hopes have all vanished and my dreams have all died\n[03:24.55] And I'll probably work forever as a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\n[03:30.33] Skipper Dan is the name\n[03:33.55] And I'm doin' 34 shows every day\n[03:37.74] And every time it's the same\n[03:41.50] Look at those hippos, they're wigglin their ears\n[03:45.26] Somebody shoot me cause I'm bored to tears\n[03:48.37] Always said I'd be famous... I guess that I lied\n[03:52.11] Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n[03:55.88] I'm still workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n[03:59.35] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n title: Skipper Dan\n artist: Weird Al Yankovic\n album: Skipper Dan\n duration_ms: 241557\n instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: I starred in every high school play\n start_ms: 6720\n end_ms: 10460\n- text: Blew every drama teacher away\n start_ms: 10460\n end_ms: 13770\n- text: I graduated first in my class at Juilliard\n start_ms: 13770\n end_ms: 21550\n- text: Took every acting workshop I could\n start_ms: 21550\n end_ms: 25460\n- text: And I dreamed of Hollywood\n start_ms: 25460\n end_ms: 29100\n- text: While I read my Uta Hagen and studied the Bard\n start_ms: 29100\n end_ms: 36570\n- text: Hit the boards and paid my dues\n start_ms: 36570\n end_ms: 39930\n- text: And got phenomenal rave reviews\n start_ms: 39930\n end_ms: 43700\n- text: I knew the world was gonna love me, without a doubt\n start_ms: 43700\n end_ms: 50170\n- text: I was sure that Tarantino would be callin' me on the phone\n start_ms: 50170\n end_ms: 55050\n- text: Annie Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone\n start_ms: 55050\n end_ms: 58720\n- text: But the years have come and gone\n start_ms: 58720\n end_ms: 61200\n- text: And I'm sorry to say that's not the way that it's all worked out\n start_ms: 61200\n end_ms: 66050\n- text: I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\n start_ms: 66050\n end_ms: 70010\n- text: Skipper Dan is the name\n start_ms: 70010\n end_ms: 73470\n- text: And I'm doin' 34 shows every day\n start_ms: 73470\n end_ms: 77420\n- text: And every time it's the same\n start_ms: 77420\n end_ms: 81360\n- text: Look at those hippos, they're wigglin' their ears\n start_ms: 81360\n end_ms: 84980\n- text: Just like they've done for the last 50 years\n start_ms: 84980\n end_ms: 88090\n- text: Now I'm laughin' at my own jokes but I'm cryin' inside\n start_ms: 88090\n end_ms: 91870\n- text: Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n start_ms: 91870\n end_ms: 96720\n- text: ''\n start_ms: 96720\n end_ms: 101100\n- text: Oh, the critics, they used to say\n start_ms: 101100\n end_ms: 104630\n- text: I was the new Olivier\n start_ms: 104630\n end_ms: 108410\n- text: Thought I'd be the toast of Sundance or maybe Cannes\n start_ms: 108410\n end_ms: 115610\n- text: Aw, but don't bother tryin' to IMDB me\n start_ms: 115610\n end_ms: 119880\n- text: The only place you might possibly see me\n start_ms: 119880\n end_ms: 123300\n- text: Is ridin' my little boat around Adventureland\n start_ms: 123300\n end_ms: 128650\n- text: It ain't exactly what I planned\n start_ms: 128650\n end_ms: 130450\n- text: But I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\n start_ms: 130450\n end_ms: 134660\n- text: Skipper Dan is the name\n start_ms: 134660\n end_ms: 138050\n- text: And I'm doin 34 shows every day\n start_ms: 138050\n end_ms: 142190\n- text: And every time it's the same\n start_ms: 142190\n end_ms: 145830\n- text: I would've killed if I'd been in \"Speed The Plow\"\n start_ms: 145830\n end_ms: 149520\n- text: But what's the difference, that's all behind me now\n start_ms: 149520\n end_ms: 152630\n- text: Cause I'm payin' the rent and I'm swallowin my pride\n start_ms: 152630\n end_ms: 156380\n- text: And I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n start_ms: 156380\n end_ms: 161130\n- text: I should be there on Broadway\n start_ms: 161130\n end_ms: 163000\n- text: Knockin' 'em dead in \"12 Angry Men\"\n start_ms: 163000\n end_ms: 168420\n- text: But instead I'm here tellin' these lame jokes\n start_ms: 168420\n end_ms: 171330\n- text: Again and again and again and again and again and again and again\n start_ms: 171330\n end_ms: 180580\n- text: Bengal Tigers can jump over 20 feet!\n start_ms: 180580\n end_ms: 184470\n- text: That's an African bull elephant\n start_ms: 184470\n end_ms: 188150\n- text: And there it is, the backside of water!\n start_ms: 188150\n end_ms: 191790\n- text: What have I done with my life?!\n start_ms: 191790\n end_ms: 193830\n- text: I should a listened when my grandfather said\n start_ms: 193830\n end_ms: 197670\n- text: '\"Why don''t you major in business instead?\"'\n start_ms: 197670\n end_ms: 200560\n- text: Now my hopes have all vanished and my dreams have all died\n start_ms: 200560\n end_ms: 204550\n- text: And I'll probably work forever as a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\n start_ms: 204550\n end_ms: 210330\n- text: Skipper Dan is the name\n start_ms: 210330\n end_ms: 213550\n- text: And I'm doin' 34 shows every day\n start_ms: 213550\n end_ms: 217740\n- text: And every time it's the same\n start_ms: 217740\n end_ms: 221500\n- text: Look at those hippos, they're wigglin their ears\n start_ms: 221500\n end_ms: 225260\n- text: Somebody shoot me cause I'm bored to tears\n start_ms: 225260\n end_ms: 228370\n- text: Always said I'd be famous... 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I guess that I lied\n Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n I'm still workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n"},{"id":25574406,"name":"Skipper Dan","trackName":"Skipper Dan","artistName":"\"Weird Al\" Yankovic","albumName":"Skipper Dan","duration":243.656,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"I starred in every high school play\nBlew every drama teacher away\nGraduated first in my class at Julliard\nTook every acting workshop I could\nAnd I dreamed of Hollywood\nWhile I read my Uta Hagen, and studied the Bard\nHit the boards and paid my dues\nAnd got phenomenal rave reviews\nI knew the world was gonna love me, without a doubt\nI was sure that Tarantino would be calling me on my phone\nAnnie Liebowitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone\nBut the years have come and gone and I'm sorry to say\nThat's not the way that it's all worked out\nI'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\nSkipper Dan is the name\nAnd I'm doing 34 shows every day\nAnd every time it's the same\nLook at those hippos, they're wiggling their ears\nJust like they've done for the last 50 years\nNow I'm laughing at my own jokes, but I'm crying inside\n'Cause I'm working on the Jungle Cruise ride\nOh the critics they used to say, I was the new Olivier\nThought I'd be the toast of Sundance, or maybe Cannes\nAh, but don't bother trying to IMDB me\nThe only place you might possibly see me\nIs riding my little boat around Adventureland\nIt ain't exactly what I planned but\nI'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\nSkipper Dan is the name\nAnd I'm doing 34 shows every day\nAnd every time it's the same\nI would've killed if I'd been in Speed-the-Plow\nBut what's the difference that's all behind me now\n'Cause I'm paying the rent and I'm swallowing my pride\nAnd I'm working on the Jungle Cruise ride\nI should be there on Broadway,\nKnocking 'em dead in 12 Angry Men\nBut instead I'm here telling these lame jokes\nAgain, and again, and again, and again,\nAnd again, and again, and again\n(Bengal tigers can jump over 20 feet)\n(That's an African Bull-Elephant)\n(There it is, the backside of water)\n(What have I done with my life?)\nI should've listened when my Grandfather said\nWhy don't you major in business instead?\nNow my hopes have all vanished and my dreams have all died\nAnd I'll probably work forever as a\nTour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\nSkipper Dan is the name\nAnd I'm doing 34 shows every day\nAnd every time it's the same\nLook at those hippos, they're wiggling their ears\nSomebody shoot me 'cause I'm bored to tears\nAlways said I'd be famous, I guess that I lied\n'Cause I'm working on the Jungle Cruise ride\nI'm still working on the Jungle Cruise ride","syncedLyrics":null,"lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n title: Skipper Dan\n artist: '\"Weird Al\" Yankovic'\n album: Skipper Dan\n duration_ms: 243656\n instrumental: false\nlines: []\nplain: |-\n I starred in every high school play\n Blew every drama teacher away\n Graduated first in my class at Julliard\n Took every acting workshop I could\n And I dreamed of Hollywood\n While I read my Uta Hagen, and studied the Bard\n Hit the boards and paid my dues\n And got phenomenal rave reviews\n I knew the world was gonna love me, without a doubt\n I was sure that Tarantino would be calling me on my phone\n Annie Liebowitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone\n But the years have come and gone and I'm sorry to say\n That's not the way that it's all worked out\n I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\n Skipper Dan is the name\n And I'm doing 34 shows every day\n And every time it's the same\n Look at those hippos, they're wiggling their ears\n Just like they've done for the last 50 years\n Now I'm laughing at my own jokes, but I'm crying inside\n 'Cause I'm working on the Jungle Cruise ride\n Oh the critics they used to say, I was the new Olivier\n Thought I'd be the toast of Sundance, or maybe Cannes\n Ah, but don't bother trying to IMDB me\n The only place you might possibly see me\n Is riding my little boat around Adventureland\n It ain't exactly what I planned but\n I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\n Skipper Dan is the name\n And I'm doing 34 shows every day\n And every time it's the same\n I would've killed if I'd been in Speed-the-Plow\n But what's the difference that's all behind me now\n 'Cause I'm paying the rent and I'm swallowing my pride\n And I'm working on the Jungle Cruise ride\n I should be there on Broadway,\n Knocking 'em dead in 12 Angry Men\n But instead I'm here telling these lame jokes\n Again, and again, and again, and again,\n And again, and again, and again\n (Bengal tigers can jump over 20 feet)\n (That's an African Bull-Elephant)\n (There it is, the backside of water)\n (What have I done with my life?)\n I should've listened when my Grandfather said\n Why don't you major in business instead?\n Now my hopes have all vanished and my dreams have all died\n And I'll probably work forever as a\n Tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\n Skipper Dan is the name\n And I'm doing 34 shows every day\n And every time it's the same\n Look at those hippos, they're wiggling their ears\n Somebody shoot me 'cause I'm bored to tears\n Always said I'd be famous, I guess that I lied\n 'Cause I'm working on the Jungle Cruise ride\n I'm still working on the Jungle Cruise ride\n"},{"id":25570352,"name":"Skipper Dan","trackName":"Skipper Dan","artistName":"“Weird Al” Yankovic","albumName":"Skipper Dan","duration":241.557188,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"I starred in every high school play\nBlew every drama teacher away\nI graduated first in my class at Juilliard\nTook every acting workshop I could\nAnd I dreamed of Hollywood\nWhile I read my Uta Hagen and studied the Bard\n\nHit the boards and paid my dues\nAnd got phenomenal rave reviews\nI knew the world was gonna love me, without a doubt\nI was sure that Tarantino would be callin' me on the phone\nAnnie Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone\nBut the years have come and gone\nAnd I'm sorry to say that's not the way that it's all worked out\n\nI'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\nSkipper Dan is the name\nAnd I'm doin' 34 shows every day\nAnd every time it's the same\nLook at those hippos, they're wigglin' their ears\nJust like they've done for the last 50 years\nNow I'm laughin' at my own jokes but I'm cryin' inside\nCause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n\nOh, the critics, they used to say\nI was the new Olivier\nThought I'd be the toast of Sundance or maybe Cannes\nAw, but don't bother tryin' to IMDB me\nThe only place you might possibly see me\nIs ridin' my little boat around Adventureland\nIt ain't exactly what I planned\n\nBut I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\nSkipper Dan is the name\nAnd I'm doin 34 shows every day\nAnd every time it's the same\nI would've killed if I'd been in \"Speed The Plow\"\nBut what's the difference, that's all behind me now\nCause I'm payin' the rent and I'm swallowin my pride\nAnd I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n\nI should be there on Broadway\nKnockin' 'em dead in \"12 Angry Men\"\nBut instead I'm here tellin' these lame jokes\nAgain and again and again and again and again and again and again\n\nBengal Tigers can jump over 20 feet!\nThat's an African bull elephant\nAnd there it is, the backside of water!\nWhat have I done with my life?!\n\nI should a listened when my grandfather said\n\"Why don't you major in business instead?\"\nNow my hopes have all vanished and my dreams have all died\nAnd I'll probably work forever as a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\nSkipper Dan is the name\nAnd I'm doin' 34 shows every day\nAnd every time it's the same\nLook at those hippos, they're wigglin their ears\nSomebody shoot me cause I'm bored to tears\nAlways said I'd be famous... 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|-\n I starred in every high school play\n Blew every drama teacher away\n Graduated first in my class at Julliard\n Took every acting workshop I could\n And I dreamed of Hollywood\n While I read my Uta Hagen, and studied the Bard\n Hit the boards and paid my dues\n And got phenomenal rave reviews\n I knew the world was gonna love me, without a doubt\n I was sure that Tarantino would be calling me on my phone\n Annie Liebowitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone\n But the years have come and gone and I'm sorry to say\n That's not the way that it's all worked out\n I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\n Skipper Dan is the name\n And I'm doing 34 shows every day\n And every time it's the same\n Look at those hippos, they're wiggling their ears\n Just like they've done for the last 50 years\n Now I'm laughing at my own jokes, but I'm crying inside\n 'Cause I'm working on the Jungle Cruise ride\n Oh the critics they used to say, I was the new Olivier\n Thought I'd be the toast of 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I guess that I lied\n Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n I'm still workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n"},{"id":19293870,"name":"Skipper Dan","trackName":"Skipper Dan","artistName":"“Weird Al” Yankovic","albumName":"Internet Leaks","duration":243.3857,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"I starred in every high school play\nBlew every drama teacher away\nI graduated first in my class at Juilliard\nTook every acting workshop I could\nAnd I dreamed of Hollywood\nWhile I read my Uta Hagen and studied the Bard\n\nHit the boards and paid my dues\nAnd got phenomenal rave reviews\nI knew the world was gonna love me, without a doubt\nI was sure that Tarantino would be callin' me on the phone\nAnnie Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone\nBut the years have come and gone\nAnd I'm sorry to say that's not the way that it's all worked out\n\nI'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\nSkipper Dan is the name\nAnd I'm doin' 34 shows every day\nAnd every time it's the same\nLook at those hippos, they're wigglin' their ears\nJust like they've done for the last 50 years\nNow I'm laughin' at my own jokes but I'm cryin' inside\nCause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n\nOh, the critics, they used to say\nI was the new Olivier\nThought I'd be the toast of Sundance or maybe Cannes\nAw, but don't bother tryin' to IMDB me\nThe only place you might possibly see me\nIs ridin' my little boat around Adventureland\nIt ain't exactly what I planned\n\nBut I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\nSkipper Dan is the name\nAnd I'm doin 34 shows every day\nAnd every time it's the same\nI would've killed if I'd been in \"Speed The Plow\"\nBut what's the difference, that's all behind me now\nCause I'm payin' the rent and I'm swallowin my pride\nAnd I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n\nI should be there on Broadway\nKnockin' 'em dead in \"12 Angry Men\"\nBut instead I'm here tellin' these lame jokes\nAgain and again and again and again and again and again and again\n\nBengal Tigers can jump over 20 feet!\nThat's an African bull elephant\nAnd there it is, the backside of water!\nWhat have I done with my life?!\n\nI should a listened when my grandfather said\n\"Why don't you major in business instead?\"\nNow my hopes have all vanished and my dreams have all died\nAnd I'll probably work forever as a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\nSkipper Dan is the name\nAnd I'm doin' 34 shows every day\nAnd every time it's the same\nLook at those hippos, they're wigglin their ears\nSomebody shoot me cause I'm bored to tears\nAlways said I'd be famous... 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I guess that I lied\n[03:52.52] Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n[03:56.13] I'm still workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n[03:59.51] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n title: Skipper Dan\n artist: “Weird Al” Yankovic\n album: Internet Leaks\n duration_ms: 243386\n instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: I starred in every high school play\n start_ms: 6990\n end_ms: 10690\n- text: Blew every drama teacher away\n start_ms: 10690\n end_ms: 14590\n- text: I graduated first in my class at Juilliard\n start_ms: 14590\n end_ms: 21720\n- text: Took every acting workshop I could\n start_ms: 21720\n end_ms: 25630\n- text: And I dreamed of Hollywood\n start_ms: 25630\n end_ms: 29380\n- text: While I read my Uta Hagen and studied the Bard\n start_ms: 29380\n end_ms: 36850\n- text: Hit the boards and paid my dues\n start_ms: 36850\n end_ms: 40140\n- text: And got phenomenal rave reviews\n start_ms: 40140\n end_ms: 43800\n- text: I knew the world was gonna love me, without a doubt\n start_ms: 43800\n end_ms: 50490\n- text: I was sure that Tarantino would be callin' me on the phone\n start_ms: 50490\n end_ms: 55220\n- text: Annie Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone\n start_ms: 55220\n end_ms: 58980\n- text: But the years have come and gone\n start_ms: 58980\n end_ms: 61350\n- text: And I'm sorry to say that's not the way that it's all worked out\n start_ms: 61350\n end_ms: 66220\n- text: I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\n start_ms: 66220\n end_ms: 70210\n- text: Skipper Dan is the name\n start_ms: 70210\n end_ms: 73720\n- text: And I'm doin' 34 shows every day\n start_ms: 73720\n end_ms: 77900\n- text: And every time it's the same\n start_ms: 77900\n end_ms: 81470\n- text: Look at those hippos, they're wigglin' their ears\n start_ms: 81470\n end_ms: 85250\n- text: Just like they've done for the last 50 years\n start_ms: 85250\n end_ms: 88340\n- text: Now I'm laughin' at my own jokes but I'm cryin' inside\n start_ms: 88340\n end_ms: 92010\n- text: Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n start_ms: 92010\n end_ms: 101450\n- text: Oh, the critics, they used to say\n start_ms: 101450\n end_ms: 104700\n- text: I was the new Olivier\n start_ms: 104700\n end_ms: 108780\n- text: Thought I'd be the toast of Sundance or maybe Cannes\n start_ms: 108780\n end_ms: 115460\n- text: Aw, but don't bother tryin' to IMDB me\n start_ms: 115460\n end_ms: 120080\n- text: The only place you might possibly see me\n start_ms: 120080\n end_ms: 123740\n- text: Is ridin' my little boat around Adventureland\n start_ms: 123740\n end_ms: 128880\n- text: It ain't exactly what I planned\n start_ms: 128880\n end_ms: 130820\n- text: But I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\n start_ms: 130820\n end_ms: 134950\n- text: Skipper Dan is the name\n start_ms: 134950\n end_ms: 138360\n- text: And I'm doin 34 shows every day\n start_ms: 138360\n end_ms: 142310\n- text: And every time it's the same\n start_ms: 142310\n end_ms: 146160\n- text: I would've killed if I'd been in \"Speed The Plow\"\n start_ms: 146160\n end_ms: 149760\n- text: But what's the difference, that's all behind me now\n start_ms: 149760\n end_ms: 152940\n- text: Cause I'm payin' the rent and I'm swallowin my pride\n start_ms: 152940\n end_ms: 156680\n- text: And I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n start_ms: 156680\n end_ms: 161440\n- text: I should be there on Broadway\n start_ms: 161440\n end_ms: 163490\n- text: Knockin' 'em dead in \"12 Angry Men\"\n start_ms: 163490\n end_ms: 168720\n- text: But instead I'm here tellin' these lame jokes\n start_ms: 168720\n end_ms: 171440\n- text: Again and again and again and again and again and again and again\n start_ms: 171440\n end_ms: 180680\n- text: Bengal Tigers can jump over 20 feet!\n start_ms: 180680\n end_ms: 184850\n- text: That's an African bull elephant\n start_ms: 184850\n end_ms: 188130\n- text: And there it is, the backside of water!\n start_ms: 188130\n end_ms: 191630\n- text: What have I done with my life?!\n start_ms: 191630\n end_ms: 194180\n- text: I should a listened when my grandfather said\n start_ms: 194180\n end_ms: 197650\n- text: '\"Why don''t you major in business instead?\"'\n start_ms: 197650\n end_ms: 200750\n- text: Now my hopes have all vanished and my dreams have all died\n start_ms: 200750\n end_ms: 204870\n- text: And I'll probably work forever as a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\n start_ms: 204870\n end_ms: 210820\n- text: Skipper Dan is the name\n start_ms: 210820\n end_ms: 214010\n- text: And I'm doin' 34 shows every day\n start_ms: 214010\n end_ms: 217910\n- text: And every time it's the same\n start_ms: 217910\n end_ms: 221940\n- text: Look at those hippos, they're wigglin their ears\n start_ms: 221940\n end_ms: 225560\n- text: Somebody shoot me cause I'm bored to tears\n start_ms: 225560\n end_ms: 228520\n- text: Always said I'd be famous... 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I guess that I lied\nCause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\nI'm still workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride","syncedLyrics":"[00:06.99] I starred in every high school play\n[00:10.69] Blew every drama teacher away\n[00:14.59] I graduated first in my class at Juilliard\n[00:21.72] Took every acting workshop I could\n[00:25.63] And I dreamed of Hollywood\n[00:29.38] While I read my Uta Hagen and studied the Bard\n[00:36.85] Hit the boards and paid my dues\n[00:40.14] And got phenomenal rave reviews\n[00:43.80] I knew the world was gonna love me, without a doubt\n[00:50.49] I was sure that Tarantino would be callin' me on the phone\n[00:55.22] Annie Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone\n[00:58.98] But the years have come and gone\n[01:01.35] And I'm sorry to say that's not the way that it's all worked out\n[01:06.22] I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\n[01:10.21] Skipper Dan is the name\n[01:13.72] And I'm doin' 34 shows every day\n[01:17.90] And every time it's the same\n[01:21.47] Look at those hippos, they're wigglin' their ears\n[01:25.25] Just like they've done for the last 50 years\n[01:28.34] Now I'm laughin' at my own jokes but I'm cryin' inside\n[01:32.01] Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n[01:41.45] Oh, the critics, they used to say\n[01:44.70] I was the new Olivier\n[01:48.78] Thought I'd be the toast of Sundance or maybe Cannes\n[01:55.46] Aw, but don't bother tryin' to IMDB me\n[02:00.08] The only place you might possibly see me\n[02:03.74] Is ridin' my little boat around Adventureland\n[02:08.88] It ain't exactly what I planned\n[02:10.82] But I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\n[02:14.95] Skipper Dan is the name\n[02:18.36] And I'm doin 34 shows every day\n[02:22.31] And every time it's the same\n[02:26.16] I would've killed if I'd been in \"Speed The Plow\"\n[02:29.76] But what's the difference, that's all behind me now\n[02:32.94] Cause I'm payin' the rent and I'm swallowin my pride\n[02:36.68] And I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n[02:41.44] I should be there on Broadway\n[02:43.49] Knockin' 'em dead in \"12 Angry Men\"\n[02:48.72] But instead I'm here tellin' these lame jokes\n[02:51.44] Again and again and again and again and again and again and again\n[03:00.68] Bengal Tigers can jump over 20 feet!\n[03:04.85] That's an African bull elephant\n[03:08.13] And there it is, the backside of water!\n[03:11.63] What have I done with my life?!\n[03:14.18] I should a listened when my grandfather said\n[03:17.65] \"Why don't you major in business instead?\"\n[03:20.75] Now my hopes have all vanished and my dreams have all died\n[03:24.87] And I'll probably work forever as a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\n[03:30.82] Skipper Dan is the name\n[03:34.01] And I'm doin' 34 shows every day\n[03:37.91] And every time it's the same\n[03:41.94] Look at those hippos, they're wigglin their ears\n[03:45.56] Somebody shoot me cause I'm bored to tears\n[03:48.52] Always said I'd be famous... 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I guess that I lied\n[03:52.11] Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n[03:55.88] I'm still workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n[03:59.35] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n title: Skipper Dan\n artist: «Weird Al» Yankovic\n album: Live The Alpocalypse Tour\n duration_ms: 213792\n instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: I starred in every high school play\n start_ms: 6720\n end_ms: 10460\n- text: Blew every drama teacher away\n start_ms: 10460\n end_ms: 13770\n- text: I graduated first in my class at Juilliard\n start_ms: 13770\n end_ms: 21550\n- text: Took every acting workshop I could\n start_ms: 21550\n end_ms: 25460\n- text: And I dreamed of Hollywood\n start_ms: 25460\n end_ms: 29100\n- text: While I read my Uta Hagen and studied the Bard\n start_ms: 29100\n end_ms: 36570\n- text: Hit the boards and paid my dues\n start_ms: 36570\n end_ms: 39930\n- text: And got phenomenal rave reviews\n start_ms: 39930\n end_ms: 43700\n- text: I knew the world was gonna love me, without a doubt\n start_ms: 43700\n end_ms: 50170\n- text: I was sure that Tarantino would be callin' me on the phone\n start_ms: 50170\n end_ms: 55050\n- text: Annie Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone\n start_ms: 55050\n end_ms: 58720\n- text: But the years have come and gone\n start_ms: 58720\n end_ms: 61200\n- text: And I'm sorry to say that's not the way that it's all worked out\n start_ms: 61200\n end_ms: 66050\n- text: I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\n start_ms: 66050\n end_ms: 70010\n- text: Skipper Dan is the name\n start_ms: 70010\n end_ms: 73470\n- text: And I'm doin' 34 shows every day\n start_ms: 73470\n end_ms: 77420\n- text: And every time it's the same\n start_ms: 77420\n end_ms: 81360\n- text: Look at those hippos, they're wigglin' their ears\n start_ms: 81360\n end_ms: 84980\n- text: Just like they've done for the last 50 years\n start_ms: 84980\n end_ms: 88090\n- text: Now I'm laughin' at my own jokes but I'm cryin' inside\n start_ms: 88090\n end_ms: 91870\n- text: Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n start_ms: 91870\n end_ms: 96720\n- text: ''\n start_ms: 96720\n end_ms: 101100\n- text: Oh, the critics, they used to say\n start_ms: 101100\n end_ms: 104630\n- text: I was the new Olivier\n start_ms: 104630\n end_ms: 108410\n- text: Thought I'd be the toast of Sundance or maybe Cannes\n start_ms: 108410\n end_ms: 115610\n- text: Aw, but don't bother tryin' to IMDB me\n start_ms: 115610\n end_ms: 119880\n- text: The only place you might possibly see me\n start_ms: 119880\n end_ms: 123300\n- text: Is ridin' my little boat around Adventureland\n start_ms: 123300\n end_ms: 128650\n- text: It ain't exactly what I planned\n start_ms: 128650\n end_ms: 130450\n- text: But I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\n start_ms: 130450\n end_ms: 134660\n- text: Skipper Dan is the name\n start_ms: 134660\n end_ms: 138050\n- text: And I'm doin 34 shows every day\n start_ms: 138050\n end_ms: 142190\n- text: And every time it's the same\n start_ms: 142190\n end_ms: 145830\n- text: I would've killed if I'd been in \"Speed The Plow\"\n start_ms: 145830\n end_ms: 149520\n- text: But what's the difference, that's all behind me now\n start_ms: 149520\n end_ms: 152630\n- text: Cause I'm payin' the rent and I'm swallowin my pride\n start_ms: 152630\n end_ms: 156380\n- text: And I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n start_ms: 156380\n end_ms: 161130\n- text: I should be there on Broadway\n start_ms: 161130\n end_ms: 163000\n- text: Knockin' 'em dead in \"12 Angry Men\"\n start_ms: 163000\n end_ms: 168420\n- text: But instead I'm here tellin' these lame jokes\n start_ms: 168420\n end_ms: 171330\n- text: Again and again and again and again and again and again and again\n start_ms: 171330\n end_ms: 180580\n- text: Bengal Tigers can jump over 20 feet!\n start_ms: 180580\n end_ms: 184470\n- text: That's an African bull elephant\n start_ms: 184470\n end_ms: 188150\n- text: And there it is, the backside of water!\n start_ms: 188150\n end_ms: 191790\n- text: What have I done with my life?!\n start_ms: 191790\n end_ms: 193830\n- text: I should a listened when my grandfather said\n start_ms: 193830\n end_ms: 197670\n- text: '\"Why don''t you major in business instead?\"'\n start_ms: 197670\n end_ms: 200560\n- text: Now my hopes have all vanished and my dreams have all died\n start_ms: 200560\n end_ms: 204550\n- text: And I'll probably work forever as a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\n start_ms: 204550\n end_ms: 210330\n- text: Skipper Dan is the name\n start_ms: 210330\n end_ms: 213550\n- text: And I'm doin' 34 shows every day\n start_ms: 213550\n end_ms: 217740\n- text: And every time it's the same\n start_ms: 217740\n end_ms: 221500\n- text: Look at those hippos, they're wigglin their ears\n start_ms: 221500\n end_ms: 225260\n- text: Somebody shoot me cause I'm bored to tears\n start_ms: 225260\n end_ms: 228370\n- text: Always said I'd be famous... 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I guess that I lied\n Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n I'm still workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n"},{"id":14682920,"name":"Skipper Dan","trackName":"Skipper Dan","artistName":"\"Weird Al\" Yankovic","albumName":"Squeeze Box - Alpocalypse","duration":241.397551,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"I starred in every high school play\nBlew every drama teacher away\nI graduated first in my class at Juilliard\nTook every acting workshop I could\nAnd I dreamed of Hollywood\nWhile I read my Uta Hagen and studied the Bard\n\nHit the boards and paid my dues\nAnd got phenomenal rave reviews\nI knew the world was gonna love me, without a doubt\nI was sure that Tarantino would be callin' me on the phone\nAnnie Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone\nBut the years have come and gone\nAnd I'm sorry to say that's not the way that it's all worked out\n\nI'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\nSkipper Dan is the name\nAnd I'm doin' 34 shows every day\nAnd every time it's the same\nLook at those hippos, they're wigglin' their ears\nJust like they've done for the last 50 years\nNow I'm laughin' at my own jokes but I'm cryin' inside\nCause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n\nOh, the critics, they used to say\nI was the new Olivier\nThought I'd be the toast of Sundance or maybe Cannes\nAw, but don't bother tryin' to IMDB me\nThe only place you might possibly see me\nIs ridin' my little boat around Adventureland\nIt ain't exactly what I planned\n\nBut I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\nSkipper Dan is the name\nAnd I'm doin 34 shows every day\nAnd every time it's the same\nI would've killed if I'd been in \"Speed The Plow\"\nBut what's the difference, that's all behind me now\nCause I'm payin' the rent and I'm swallowin my pride\nAnd I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n\nI should be there on Broadway\nKnockin' 'em dead in \"12 Angry Men\"\nBut instead I'm here tellin' these lame jokes\nAgain and again and again and again and again and again and again\n\nBengal Tigers can jump over 20 feet!\nThat's an African bull elephant\nAnd there it is, the backside of water!\nWhat have I done with my life?!\n\nI should a listened when my grandfather said\n\"Why don't you major in business instead?\"\nNow my hopes have all vanished and my dreams have all died\nAnd I'll probably work forever as a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\nSkipper Dan is the name\nAnd I'm doin' 34 shows every day\nAnd every time it's the same\nLook at those hippos, they're wigglin their ears\nSomebody shoot me cause I'm bored to tears\nAlways said I'd be famous... 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I guess that I lied\n[03:52.11] Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n[03:55.88] I'm still workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n[03:59.35] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n title: Skipper Dan\n artist: '\"Weird Al\" Yankovic'\n album: Squeeze Box - Alpocalypse\n duration_ms: 241398\n instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: I starred in every high school play\n start_ms: 6720\n end_ms: 10460\n- text: Blew every drama teacher away\n start_ms: 10460\n end_ms: 13770\n- text: I graduated first in my class at Juilliard\n start_ms: 13770\n end_ms: 21550\n- text: Took every acting workshop I could\n start_ms: 21550\n end_ms: 25460\n- text: And I dreamed of Hollywood\n start_ms: 25460\n end_ms: 29100\n- text: While I read my Uta Hagen and studied the Bard\n start_ms: 29100\n end_ms: 36570\n- text: Hit the boards and paid my dues\n start_ms: 36570\n end_ms: 39930\n- text: And got phenomenal rave reviews\n start_ms: 39930\n end_ms: 43700\n- text: I knew the world was gonna love me, without a doubt\n start_ms: 43700\n end_ms: 50170\n- text: I was sure that Tarantino would be callin' me on the phone\n start_ms: 50170\n end_ms: 55050\n- text: Annie Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone\n start_ms: 55050\n end_ms: 58720\n- text: But the years have come and gone\n start_ms: 58720\n end_ms: 61200\n- text: And I'm sorry to say that's not the way that it's all worked out\n start_ms: 61200\n end_ms: 66050\n- text: I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\n start_ms: 66050\n end_ms: 70010\n- text: Skipper Dan is the name\n start_ms: 70010\n end_ms: 73470\n- text: And I'm doin' 34 shows every day\n start_ms: 73470\n end_ms: 77420\n- text: And every time it's the same\n start_ms: 77420\n end_ms: 81360\n- text: Look at those hippos, they're wigglin' their ears\n start_ms: 81360\n end_ms: 84980\n- text: Just like they've done for the last 50 years\n start_ms: 84980\n end_ms: 88090\n- text: Now I'm laughin' at my own jokes but I'm cryin' inside\n start_ms: 88090\n end_ms: 91870\n- text: Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n start_ms: 91870\n end_ms: 96720\n- text: ''\n start_ms: 96720\n end_ms: 101100\n- text: Oh, the critics, they used to say\n start_ms: 101100\n end_ms: 104630\n- text: I was the new Olivier\n start_ms: 104630\n end_ms: 108410\n- text: Thought I'd be the toast of Sundance or maybe Cannes\n start_ms: 108410\n end_ms: 115610\n- text: Aw, but don't bother tryin' to IMDB me\n start_ms: 115610\n end_ms: 119880\n- text: The only place you might possibly see me\n start_ms: 119880\n end_ms: 123300\n- text: Is ridin' my little boat around Adventureland\n start_ms: 123300\n end_ms: 128650\n- text: It ain't exactly what I planned\n start_ms: 128650\n end_ms: 130450\n- text: But I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\n start_ms: 130450\n end_ms: 134660\n- text: Skipper Dan is the name\n start_ms: 134660\n end_ms: 138050\n- text: And I'm doin 34 shows every day\n start_ms: 138050\n end_ms: 142190\n- text: And every time it's the same\n start_ms: 142190\n end_ms: 145830\n- text: I would've killed if I'd been in \"Speed The Plow\"\n start_ms: 145830\n end_ms: 149520\n- text: But what's the difference, that's all behind me now\n start_ms: 149520\n end_ms: 152630\n- text: Cause I'm payin' the rent and I'm swallowin my pride\n start_ms: 152630\n end_ms: 156380\n- text: And I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n start_ms: 156380\n end_ms: 161130\n- text: I should be there on Broadway\n start_ms: 161130\n end_ms: 163000\n- text: Knockin' 'em dead in \"12 Angry Men\"\n start_ms: 163000\n end_ms: 168420\n- text: But instead I'm here tellin' these lame jokes\n start_ms: 168420\n end_ms: 171330\n- text: Again and again and again and again and again and again and again\n start_ms: 171330\n end_ms: 180580\n- text: Bengal Tigers can jump over 20 feet!\n start_ms: 180580\n end_ms: 184470\n- text: That's an African bull elephant\n start_ms: 184470\n end_ms: 188150\n- text: And there it is, the backside of water!\n start_ms: 188150\n end_ms: 191790\n- text: What have I done with my life?!\n start_ms: 191790\n end_ms: 193830\n- text: I should a listened when my grandfather said\n start_ms: 193830\n end_ms: 197670\n- text: '\"Why don''t you major in business instead?\"'\n start_ms: 197670\n end_ms: 200560\n- text: Now my hopes have all vanished and my dreams have all died\n start_ms: 200560\n end_ms: 204550\n- text: And I'll probably work forever as a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\n start_ms: 204550\n end_ms: 210330\n- text: Skipper Dan is the name\n start_ms: 210330\n end_ms: 213550\n- text: And I'm doin' 34 shows every day\n start_ms: 213550\n end_ms: 217740\n- text: And every time it's the same\n start_ms: 217740\n end_ms: 221500\n- text: Look at those hippos, they're wigglin their ears\n start_ms: 221500\n end_ms: 225260\n- text: Somebody shoot me cause I'm bored to tears\n start_ms: 225260\n end_ms: 228370\n- text: Always said I'd be famous... 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I guess that I lied\n Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n I'm still workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n"},{"id":14395427,"name":"Skipper Dan","trackName":"Skipper Dan","artistName":"\"Weird Al\" Yankovic","albumName":"Alpocalypse (Deluxe Version)","duration":242.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"I starred in every high school play\nBlew every drama teacher away\nI graduated first in my class at Juilliard\nTook every acting workshop I could\nAnd I dreamed of Hollywood\nWhile I read my Uta Hagen and studied the Bard\n\nHit the boards and paid my dues\nAnd got phenomenal rave reviews\nI knew the world was gonna love me, without a doubt\nI was sure that Tarantino would be callin' me on the phone\nAnnie Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone\nBut the years have come and gone\nAnd I'm sorry to say that's not the way that it's all worked out\n\nI'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\nSkipper Dan is the name\nAnd I'm doin' 34 shows every day\nAnd every time it's the same\nLook at those hippos, they're wigglin' their ears\nJust like they've done for the last 50 years\nNow I'm laughin' at my own jokes but I'm cryin' inside\nCause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n\nOh, the critics, they used to say\nI was the new Olivier\nThought I'd be the toast of Sundance or maybe Cannes\nAw, but don't bother tryin' to IMDB me\nThe only place you might possibly see me\nIs ridin' my little boat around Adventureland\nIt ain't exactly what I planned\n\nBut I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\nSkipper Dan is the name\nAnd I'm doin 34 shows every day\nAnd every time it's the same\nI would've killed if I'd been in \"Speed The Plow\"\nBut what's the difference, that's all behind me now\nCause I'm payin' the rent and I'm swallowin my pride\nAnd I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n\nI should be there on Broadway\nKnockin' 'em dead in \"12 Angry Men\"\nBut instead I'm here tellin' these lame jokes\nAgain and again and again and again and again and again and again\n\nBengal Tigers can jump over 20 feet!\nThat's an African bull elephant\nAnd there it is, the backside of water!\nWhat have I done with my life?!\n\nI should a listened when my grandfather said\n\"Why don't you major in business instead?\"\nNow my hopes have all vanished and my dreams have all died\nAnd I'll probably work forever as a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\nSkipper Dan is the name\nAnd I'm doin' 34 shows every day\nAnd every time it's the same\nLook at those hippos, they're wigglin their ears\nSomebody shoot me cause I'm bored to tears\nAlways said I'd be famous... I guess that I lied\nCause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\nI'm still workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride","syncedLyrics":"[00:06.72] I starred in every high school play\n[00:10.46] Blew every drama teacher away\n[00:13.77] I graduated first in my class at Juilliard\n[00:21.55] Took every acting workshop I could\n[00:25.46] And I dreamed of Hollywood\n[00:29.10] While I read my Uta Hagen and studied the Bard\n[00:36.57] Hit the boards and paid my dues\n[00:39.93] And got phenomenal rave reviews\n[00:43.70] I knew the world was gonna love me, without a doubt\n[00:50.17] I was sure that Tarantino would be callin' me on the phone\n[00:55.05] Annie Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone\n[00:58.72] But the years have come and gone\n[01:01.20] And I'm sorry to say that's not the way that it's all worked out\n[01:06.05] I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\n[01:10.01] Skipper Dan is the name\n[01:13.47] And I'm doin' 34 shows every day\n[01:17.42] And every time it's the same\n[01:21.36] Look at those hippos, they're wigglin' their ears\n[01:24.98] Just like they've done for the last 50 years\n[01:28.09] Now I'm laughin' at my own jokes but I'm cryin' inside\n[01:31.87] Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n[01:36.72] \n[01:41.10] Oh, the critics, they used to say\n[01:44.63] I was the new Olivier\n[01:48.41] Thought I'd be the toast of Sundance or maybe Cannes\n[01:55.61] Aw, but don't bother tryin' to IMDB me\n[01:59.88] The only place you might possibly see me\n[02:03.30] Is ridin' my little boat around Adventureland\n[02:08.65] It ain't exactly what I planned\n[02:10.45] But I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\n[02:14.66] Skipper Dan is the name\n[02:18.05] And I'm doin 34 shows every day\n[02:22.19] And every time it's the same\n[02:25.83] I would've killed if I'd been in \"Speed The Plow\"\n[02:29.52] But what's the difference, that's all behind me now\n[02:32.63] Cause I'm payin' the rent and I'm swallowin my pride\n[02:36.38] And I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n[02:41.13] I should be there on Broadway\n[02:43.00] Knockin' 'em dead in \"12 Angry Men\"\n[02:48.42] But instead I'm here tellin' these lame jokes\n[02:51.33] Again and again and again and again and again and again and again\n[03:00.58] Bengal Tigers can jump over 20 feet!\n[03:04.47] That's an African bull elephant\n[03:08.15] And there it is, the backside of water!\n[03:11.79] What have I done with my life?!\n[03:13.83] I should a listened when my grandfather said\n[03:17.67] \"Why don't you major in business instead?\"\n[03:20.56] Now my hopes have all vanished and my dreams have all died\n[03:24.55] And I'll probably work forever as a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\n[03:30.33] Skipper Dan is the name\n[03:33.55] And I'm doin' 34 shows every day\n[03:37.74] And every time it's the same\n[03:41.50] Look at those hippos, they're wigglin their ears\n[03:45.26] Somebody shoot me cause I'm bored to tears\n[03:48.37] Always said I'd be famous... I guess that I lied\n[03:52.11] Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n[03:55.88] I'm still workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n[03:59.35] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n title: Skipper Dan\n artist: '\"Weird Al\" Yankovic'\n album: Alpocalypse (Deluxe Version)\n duration_ms: 242000\n instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: I starred in every high school play\n start_ms: 6720\n end_ms: 10460\n- text: Blew every drama teacher away\n start_ms: 10460\n end_ms: 13770\n- text: I graduated first in my class at Juilliard\n start_ms: 13770\n end_ms: 21550\n- text: Took every acting workshop I could\n start_ms: 21550\n end_ms: 25460\n- text: And I dreamed of Hollywood\n start_ms: 25460\n end_ms: 29100\n- text: While I read my Uta Hagen and studied the Bard\n start_ms: 29100\n end_ms: 36570\n- text: Hit the boards and paid my dues\n start_ms: 36570\n end_ms: 39930\n- text: And got phenomenal rave reviews\n start_ms: 39930\n end_ms: 43700\n- text: I knew the world was gonna love me, without a doubt\n start_ms: 43700\n end_ms: 50170\n- text: I was sure that Tarantino would be callin' me on the phone\n start_ms: 50170\n end_ms: 55050\n- text: Annie Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone\n start_ms: 55050\n end_ms: 58720\n- text: But the years have come and gone\n start_ms: 58720\n end_ms: 61200\n- text: And I'm sorry to say that's not the way that it's all worked out\n start_ms: 61200\n end_ms: 66050\n- text: I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\n start_ms: 66050\n end_ms: 70010\n- text: Skipper Dan is the name\n start_ms: 70010\n end_ms: 73470\n- text: And I'm doin' 34 shows every day\n start_ms: 73470\n end_ms: 77420\n- text: And every time it's the same\n start_ms: 77420\n end_ms: 81360\n- text: Look at those hippos, they're wigglin' their ears\n start_ms: 81360\n end_ms: 84980\n- text: Just like they've done for the last 50 years\n start_ms: 84980\n end_ms: 88090\n- text: Now I'm laughin' at my own jokes but I'm cryin' inside\n start_ms: 88090\n end_ms: 91870\n- text: Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n start_ms: 91870\n end_ms: 96720\n- text: ''\n start_ms: 96720\n end_ms: 101100\n- text: Oh, the critics, they used to say\n start_ms: 101100\n end_ms: 104630\n- text: I was the new Olivier\n start_ms: 104630\n end_ms: 108410\n- text: Thought I'd be the toast of Sundance or maybe Cannes\n start_ms: 108410\n end_ms: 115610\n- text: Aw, but don't bother tryin' to IMDB me\n start_ms: 115610\n end_ms: 119880\n- text: The only place you might possibly see me\n start_ms: 119880\n end_ms: 123300\n- text: Is ridin' my little boat around Adventureland\n start_ms: 123300\n end_ms: 128650\n- text: It ain't exactly what I planned\n start_ms: 128650\n end_ms: 130450\n- text: But I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\n start_ms: 130450\n end_ms: 134660\n- text: Skipper Dan is the name\n start_ms: 134660\n end_ms: 138050\n- text: And I'm doin 34 shows every day\n start_ms: 138050\n end_ms: 142190\n- text: And every time it's the same\n start_ms: 142190\n end_ms: 145830\n- text: I would've killed if I'd been in \"Speed The Plow\"\n start_ms: 145830\n end_ms: 149520\n- text: But what's the difference, that's all behind me now\n start_ms: 149520\n end_ms: 152630\n- text: Cause I'm payin' the rent and I'm swallowin my pride\n start_ms: 152630\n end_ms: 156380\n- text: And I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n start_ms: 156380\n end_ms: 161130\n- text: I should be there on Broadway\n start_ms: 161130\n end_ms: 163000\n- text: Knockin' 'em dead in \"12 Angry Men\"\n start_ms: 163000\n end_ms: 168420\n- text: But instead I'm here tellin' these lame jokes\n start_ms: 168420\n end_ms: 171330\n- text: Again and again and again and again and again and again and again\n start_ms: 171330\n end_ms: 180580\n- text: Bengal Tigers can jump over 20 feet!\n start_ms: 180580\n end_ms: 184470\n- text: That's an African bull elephant\n start_ms: 184470\n end_ms: 188150\n- text: And there it is, the backside of water!\n start_ms: 188150\n end_ms: 191790\n- text: What have I done with my life?!\n start_ms: 191790\n end_ms: 193830\n- text: I should a listened when my grandfather said\n start_ms: 193830\n end_ms: 197670\n- text: '\"Why don''t you major in business instead?\"'\n start_ms: 197670\n end_ms: 200560\n- text: Now my hopes have all vanished and my dreams have all died\n start_ms: 200560\n end_ms: 204550\n- text: And I'll probably work forever as a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\n start_ms: 204550\n end_ms: 210330\n- text: Skipper Dan is the name\n start_ms: 210330\n end_ms: 213550\n- text: And I'm doin' 34 shows every day\n start_ms: 213550\n end_ms: 217740\n- text: And every time it's the same\n start_ms: 217740\n end_ms: 221500\n- text: Look at those hippos, they're wigglin their ears\n start_ms: 221500\n end_ms: 225260\n- text: Somebody shoot me cause I'm bored to tears\n start_ms: 225260\n end_ms: 228370\n- text: Always said I'd be famous... I guess that I lied\n start_ms: 228370\n end_ms: 232110\n- text: Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n start_ms: 232110\n end_ms: 235880\n- text: I'm still workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n start_ms: 235880\n end_ms: 239350\n- text: ''\n start_ms: 239350\nplain: |-\n I starred in every high school play\n Blew every drama teacher away\n I graduated first in my class at Juilliard\n Took every acting workshop I could\n And I dreamed of Hollywood\n While I read my Uta Hagen and studied the Bard\n\n Hit the boards and paid my dues\n And got phenomenal rave reviews\n I knew the world was gonna love me, without a doubt\n I was sure that Tarantino would be callin' me on the phone\n Annie Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone\n But the years have come and gone\n And I'm sorry to say that's not the way that it's all worked out\n\n I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\n Skipper Dan is the name\n And I'm doin' 34 shows every day\n And every time it's the same\n Look at those hippos, they're wigglin' their ears\n Just like they've done for the last 50 years\n Now I'm laughin' at my own jokes but I'm cryin' inside\n Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n\n Oh, the critics, they used to say\n I was the new Olivier\n Thought I'd be the toast of Sundance or maybe Cannes\n Aw, but don't bother tryin' to IMDB me\n The only place you might possibly see me\n Is ridin' my little boat around Adventureland\n It ain't exactly what I planned\n\n But I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\n Skipper Dan is the name\n And I'm doin 34 shows every day\n And every time it's the same\n I would've killed if I'd been in \"Speed The Plow\"\n But what's the difference, that's all behind me now\n Cause I'm payin' the rent and I'm swallowin my pride\n And I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n\n I should be there on Broadway\n Knockin' 'em dead in \"12 Angry Men\"\n But instead I'm here tellin' these lame jokes\n Again and again and again and again and again and again and again\n\n Bengal Tigers can jump over 20 feet!\n That's an African bull elephant\n And there it is, the backside of water!\n What have I done with my life?!\n\n I should a listened when my grandfather said\n \"Why don't you major in business instead?\"\n Now my hopes have all vanished and my dreams have all died\n And I'll probably work forever as a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\n Skipper Dan is the name\n And I'm doin' 34 shows every day\n And every time it's the same\n Look at those hippos, they're wigglin their ears\n Somebody shoot me cause I'm bored to tears\n Always said I'd be famous... 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I guess that I lied\nCause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\nI'm still workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride","syncedLyrics":"[00:06.72] I starred in every high school play\n[00:10.46] Blew every drama teacher away\n[00:13.77] I graduated first in my class at Juilliard\n[00:21.55] Took every acting workshop I could\n[00:25.46] And I dreamed of Hollywood\n[00:29.10] While I read my Uta Hagen and studied the Bard\n[00:36.57] Hit the boards and paid my dues\n[00:39.93] And got phenomenal rave reviews\n[00:43.70] I knew the world was gonna love me, without a doubt\n[00:50.17] I was sure that Tarantino would be callin' me on the phone\n[00:55.05] Annie Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone\n[00:58.72] But the years have come and gone\n[01:01.20] And I'm sorry to say that's not the way that it's all worked out\n[01:06.05] I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\n[01:10.01] Skipper Dan is the name\n[01:13.47] And I'm doin' 34 shows every day\n[01:17.42] And every time it's the same\n[01:21.36] Look at those hippos, they're wigglin' their ears\n[01:24.98] Just like they've done for the last 50 years\n[01:28.09] Now I'm laughin' at my own jokes but I'm cryin' inside\n[01:31.87] Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n[01:36.72] \n[01:41.10] Oh, the critics, they used to say\n[01:44.63] I was the new Olivier\n[01:48.41] Thought I'd be the toast of Sundance or maybe Cannes\n[01:55.61] Aw, but don't bother tryin' to IMDB me\n[01:59.88] The only place you might possibly see me\n[02:03.30] Is ridin' my little boat around Adventureland\n[02:08.65] It ain't exactly what I planned\n[02:10.45] But I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\n[02:14.66] Skipper Dan is the name\n[02:18.05] And I'm doin 34 shows every day\n[02:22.19] And every time it's the same\n[02:25.83] I would've killed if I'd been in \"Speed The Plow\"\n[02:29.52] But what's the difference, that's all behind me now\n[02:32.63] Cause I'm payin' the rent and I'm swallowin my pride\n[02:36.38] And I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n[02:41.13] I should be there on Broadway\n[02:43.00] Knockin' 'em dead in \"12 Angry Men\"\n[02:48.42] But instead I'm here tellin' these lame jokes\n[02:51.33] Again and again and again and again and again and again and again\n[03:00.58] Bengal Tigers can jump over 20 feet!\n[03:04.47] That's an African bull elephant\n[03:08.15] And there it is, the backside of water!\n[03:11.79] What have I done with my life?!\n[03:13.83] I should a listened when my grandfather said\n[03:17.67] \"Why don't you major in business instead?\"\n[03:20.56] Now my hopes have all vanished and my dreams have all died\n[03:24.55] And I'll probably work forever as a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\n[03:30.33] Skipper Dan is the name\n[03:33.55] And I'm doin' 34 shows every day\n[03:37.74] And every time it's the same\n[03:41.50] Look at those hippos, they're wigglin their ears\n[03:45.26] Somebody shoot me cause I'm bored to tears\n[03:48.37] Always said I'd be famous... I guess that I lied\n[03:52.11] Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n[03:55.88] I'm still workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n[03:59.35] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n title: Skipper Dan\n artist: ″Weird Al″ Yankovic\n album: Alpocalypse\n duration_ms: 241502\n instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: I starred in every high school play\n start_ms: 6720\n end_ms: 10460\n- text: Blew every drama teacher away\n start_ms: 10460\n end_ms: 13770\n- text: I graduated first in my class at Juilliard\n start_ms: 13770\n end_ms: 21550\n- text: Took every acting workshop I could\n start_ms: 21550\n end_ms: 25460\n- text: And I dreamed of Hollywood\n start_ms: 25460\n end_ms: 29100\n- text: While I read my Uta Hagen and studied the Bard\n start_ms: 29100\n end_ms: 36570\n- text: Hit the boards and paid my dues\n start_ms: 36570\n end_ms: 39930\n- text: And got phenomenal rave reviews\n start_ms: 39930\n end_ms: 43700\n- text: I knew the world was gonna love me, without a doubt\n start_ms: 43700\n end_ms: 50170\n- text: I was sure that Tarantino would be callin' me on the phone\n start_ms: 50170\n end_ms: 55050\n- text: Annie Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone\n start_ms: 55050\n end_ms: 58720\n- text: But the years have come and gone\n start_ms: 58720\n end_ms: 61200\n- text: And I'm sorry to say that's not the way that it's all worked out\n start_ms: 61200\n end_ms: 66050\n- text: I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\n start_ms: 66050\n end_ms: 70010\n- text: Skipper Dan is the name\n start_ms: 70010\n end_ms: 73470\n- text: And I'm doin' 34 shows every day\n start_ms: 73470\n end_ms: 77420\n- text: And every time it's the same\n start_ms: 77420\n end_ms: 81360\n- text: Look at those hippos, they're wigglin' their ears\n start_ms: 81360\n end_ms: 84980\n- text: Just like they've done for the last 50 years\n start_ms: 84980\n end_ms: 88090\n- text: Now I'm laughin' at my own jokes but I'm cryin' inside\n start_ms: 88090\n end_ms: 91870\n- text: Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n start_ms: 91870\n end_ms: 96720\n- text: ''\n start_ms: 96720\n end_ms: 101100\n- text: Oh, the critics, they used to say\n start_ms: 101100\n end_ms: 104630\n- text: I was the new Olivier\n start_ms: 104630\n end_ms: 108410\n- text: Thought I'd be the toast of Sundance or maybe Cannes\n start_ms: 108410\n end_ms: 115610\n- text: Aw, but don't bother tryin' to IMDB me\n start_ms: 115610\n end_ms: 119880\n- text: The only place you might possibly see me\n start_ms: 119880\n end_ms: 123300\n- text: Is ridin' my little boat around Adventureland\n start_ms: 123300\n end_ms: 128650\n- text: It ain't exactly what I planned\n start_ms: 128650\n end_ms: 130450\n- text: But I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\n start_ms: 130450\n end_ms: 134660\n- text: Skipper Dan is the name\n start_ms: 134660\n end_ms: 138050\n- text: And I'm doin 34 shows every day\n start_ms: 138050\n end_ms: 142190\n- text: And every time it's the same\n start_ms: 142190\n end_ms: 145830\n- text: I would've killed if I'd been in \"Speed The Plow\"\n start_ms: 145830\n end_ms: 149520\n- text: But what's the difference, that's all behind me now\n start_ms: 149520\n end_ms: 152630\n- text: Cause I'm payin' the rent and I'm swallowin my pride\n start_ms: 152630\n end_ms: 156380\n- text: And I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride\n start_ms: 156380\n end_ms: 161130\n- text: I should be there on Broadway\n start_ms: 161130\n end_ms: 163000\n- text: Knockin' 'em dead in \"12 Angry Men\"\n start_ms: 163000\n end_ms: 168420\n- text: But instead I'm here tellin' these lame jokes\n start_ms: 168420\n end_ms: 171330\n- text: Again and again and again and again and again and again and again\n start_ms: 171330\n end_ms: 180580\n- text: Bengal Tigers can jump over 20 feet!\n start_ms: 180580\n end_ms: 184470\n- text: That's an African bull elephant\n start_ms: 184470\n end_ms: 188150\n- text: And there it is, the backside of water!\n start_ms: 188150\n end_ms: 191790\n- text: What have I done with my life?!\n start_ms: 191790\n end_ms: 193830\n- text: I should a listened when my grandfather said\n start_ms: 193830\n end_ms: 197670\n- text: '\"Why don''t you major in business instead?\"'\n start_ms: 197670\n end_ms: 200560\n- text: Now my hopes have all vanished and my dreams have all died\n start_ms: 200560\n end_ms: 204550\n- text: And I'll probably work forever as a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride\n start_ms: 204550\n end_ms: 210330\n- text: Skipper Dan is the name\n start_ms: 210330\n end_ms: 213550\n- text: And I'm doin' 34 shows every day\n start_ms: 213550\n end_ms: 217740\n- text: And every time it's the same\n start_ms: 217740\n end_ms: 221500\n- text: Look at those hippos, they're wigglin their ears\n start_ms: 221500\n end_ms: 225260\n- text: Somebody shoot me cause I'm bored to tears\n start_ms: 225260\n end_ms: 228370\n- text: Always said I'd be famous... 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