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I paid good money for this Ringtone!\n\nWhy did I buy this stupid ringtone!\nI just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all (really what was I thinking).\nMy friends all stare at me,\nWhenever I get a call.\n\nWell everybody (everybody),\nEverybody (everybody),\nEverybody in the world really hates my ringtone!\n\nRingtone!\nRingtone!\nAhhh!\n\nChinese factory workers (they hate my ringtone),\nMuslim women in Burqas (really hate my ringtone),\nStarvin' kids in Angola (they hate my ringtone),\nEven folks with Ebola (just hate my ringtone).\nAll the nuns and nannies (all the welfare mothers),\nAll the Pakistanis (all the Wayans brothers),\nEveryone on the land, Everyone on the sea,\nEvery single person everywhere unanimously.\n\nEverybody (everybody),\nEverybody (everybody),\nEverybody in the whole wide world really hates my\nRingtone!\nRingtone!\nRingtone!\nRingtone!\nRingtone!\nRingtone!","syncedLyrics":"[00:00.52] Once, not very long ago I was respected,\n[00:04.84] I was popular (popular).\n[00:07.91] But now I hang my head in shame.\n[00:14.97] My life is filled with such regret,\n[00:18.33] Of that mistake, I can't forget.\n[00:22.03] And now I'll never be the same!\n[00:40.13] Ringtone!\n[00:41.18] Why did I buy this stupid ringtone!\n[00:44.25] I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all (what was I thinking).\n[00:50.29] My friends all stare at me,\n[00:52.34] Whenever I get a call.\n[00:58.39] Well everybody (everybody),\n[00:59.37] Everybody (everybody),\n[01:01.48] Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone!\n[01:10.49] When my phone goes off at work,\n[01:12.50] I look like the biggest jerk.\n[01:13.53] Total strangers want to slap me around.\n[01:16.67] When its ringing on the terrace,\n[01:17.86] My neighbors get embarrassed.\n[01:19.87] They're beggin' me to move out of town.\n[01:22.81] Well it made my wife so sick,\n[01:23.84] She smashed my iPhone with a brick.\n[01:25.92] But I had it fixed and now its just fine.\n[01:28.97] Its a pain, I sure don't need it,\n[01:29.91] And I probably should delete it,\n[01:32.05] But for me that would be crossing the line.\n[01:35.08] 'Cause I hate to waste a buck 99.\n[01:39.13] Hey! I paid good money for this Ringtone!\n[01:41.19] Why did I buy this stupid ringtone!\n[01:45.15] I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all (really what was I thinking).\n[01:51.26] My friends all stare at me,\n[01:52.21] Whenever I get a call.\n[01:59.28] Well everybody (everybody),\n[02:00.37] Everybody (everybody),\n[02:04.39] Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone!\n[02:24.21] Ringtone!\n[02:27.30] Ringtone!\n[02:29.43] Ahhh!\n[02:35.59] Chinese factory workers (they hate my ringtone),\n[02:38.67] Muslim women in Burqas (really hate my ringtone),\n[02:41.62] Starvin' kids in Angola (they hate my ringtone),\n[02:45.73] Even folks with Ebola (just hate my ringtone).\n[02:47.75] All the nuns and nannies (all the welfare mothers),\n[02:51.80] All the Pakistanis (all the Wayans brothers),\n[02:53.81] Everyone on the land, Everyone on the sea,\n[02:56.94] Every single person everywhere unanimously.\n[03:00.00] Everybody (everybody),\n[03:03.04] Everybody (everybody),\n[03:07.02] Everybody in the whole wide world really hates my\n[03:10.17] Ringtone!\n[03:12.11] Ringtone!\n[03:13.23] Ringtone!\n[03:15.12] Ringtone!\n[03:16.23] Ringtone!\n[03:18.31] Ringtone!\n[03:19.34] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Ringtone\n  artist: Weird Al Yankovic\n  album: Ringtone\n  duration_ms: 205404\n  instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Once, not very long ago I was respected,\n  start_ms: 520\n  end_ms: 4840\n- text: I was popular (popular).\n  start_ms: 4840\n  end_ms: 7910\n- text: But now I hang my head in shame.\n  start_ms: 7910\n  end_ms: 14970\n- text: My life is filled with such regret,\n  start_ms: 14970\n  end_ms: 18330\n- text: Of that mistake, I can't forget.\n  start_ms: 18330\n  end_ms: 22030\n- text: And now I'll never be the same!\n  start_ms: 22030\n  end_ms: 40130\n- text: Ringtone!\n  start_ms: 40130\n  end_ms: 41180\n- text: Why did I buy this stupid ringtone!\n  start_ms: 41180\n  end_ms: 44250\n- text: I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all (what was I thinking).\n  start_ms: 44250\n  end_ms: 50290\n- text: My friends all stare at me,\n  start_ms: 50290\n  end_ms: 52340\n- text: Whenever I get a call.\n  start_ms: 52340\n  end_ms: 58390\n- text: Well everybody (everybody),\n  start_ms: 58390\n  end_ms: 59370\n- text: Everybody (everybody),\n  start_ms: 59370\n  end_ms: 61480\n- text: Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone!\n  start_ms: 61480\n  end_ms: 70490\n- text: When my phone goes off at work,\n  start_ms: 70490\n  end_ms: 72500\n- text: I look like the biggest jerk.\n  start_ms: 72500\n  end_ms: 73530\n- text: Total strangers want to slap me around.\n  start_ms: 73530\n  end_ms: 76670\n- text: When its ringing on the terrace,\n  start_ms: 76670\n  end_ms: 77860\n- text: My neighbors get embarrassed.\n  start_ms: 77860\n  end_ms: 79870\n- text: They're beggin' me to move out of town.\n  start_ms: 79870\n  end_ms: 82810\n- text: Well it made my wife so sick,\n  start_ms: 82810\n  end_ms: 83840\n- text: She smashed my iPhone with a brick.\n  start_ms: 83840\n  end_ms: 85920\n- text: But I had it fixed and now its just fine.\n  start_ms: 85920\n  end_ms: 88970\n- text: Its a pain, I sure don't need it,\n  start_ms: 88970\n  end_ms: 89910\n- text: And I probably should delete it,\n  start_ms: 89910\n  end_ms: 92050\n- text: But for me that would be crossing the line.\n  start_ms: 92050\n  end_ms: 95080\n- text: '''Cause I hate to waste a buck 99.'\n  start_ms: 95080\n  end_ms: 99130\n- text: Hey! 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I paid good money for this Ringtone!\n\nWhy did I buy this stupid ringtone!\nI just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all (really what was I thinking).\nMy friends all stare at me,\nWhenever I get a call.\n\nWell everybody (everybody),\nEverybody (everybody),\nEverybody in the world really hates my ringtone!\n\nRingtone!\nRingtone!\nAhhh!\n\nChinese factory workers (they hate my ringtone),\nMuslim women in Burqas (really hate my ringtone),\nStarvin' kids in Angola (they hate my ringtone),\nEven folks with Ebola (just hate my ringtone).\nAll the nuns and nannies (all the welfare mothers),\nAll the Pakistanis (all the Wayans brothers),\nEveryone on the land, Everyone on the sea,\nEvery single person everywhere unanimously.\n\nEverybody (everybody),\nEverybody (everybody),\nEverybody in the whole wide world really hates my\nRingtone!\nRingtone!\nRingtone!\nRingtone!\nRingtone!\nRingtone!","syncedLyrics":"[00:00.67] Once, not very long ago I was respected,\n[00:04.89] I was popular (popular).\n[00:07.98] But now I hang my head in shame.\n[00:14.92] My life is filled with such regret,\n[00:18.22] Of that mistake, I can't forget.\n[00:22.08] And now I'll never be the same!\n[00:40.18] Ringtone!\n[00:41.10] Why did I buy this stupid ringtone!\n[00:44.20] I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all (what was I thinking).\n[00:50.26] My friends all stare at me,\n[00:52.33] Whenever I get a call.\n[00:58.36] Well everybody (everybody),\n[00:59.32] Everybody (everybody),\n[01:01.45] Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone!\n[01:10.46] When my phone goes off at work,\n[01:12.58] I look like the biggest jerk.\n[01:13.57] Total strangers want to slap me around.\n[01:16.66] When its ringing on the terrace,\n[01:17.87] My neighbors get embarrassed.\n[01:19.87] They're beggin' me to move out of town.\n[01:22.82] Well it made my wife so sick,\n[01:23.81] She smashed my iPhone with a brick.\n[01:25.95] But I had it fixed and now its just fine.\n[01:28.94] Its a pain, I sure don't need it,\n[01:29.98] And I probably should delete it,\n[01:32.05] But for me that would be crossing the line.\n[01:35.09] 'Cause I hate to waste a buck 99.\n[01:39.12] Hey! 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I paid good money for this Ringtone!\n  start_ms: 99130\n  end_ms: 101190\n- text: Why did I buy this stupid ringtone!\n  start_ms: 101190\n  end_ms: 105150\n- text: I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all (really what was I thinking).\n  start_ms: 105150\n  end_ms: 111260\n- text: My friends all stare at me,\n  start_ms: 111260\n  end_ms: 112210\n- text: Whenever I get a call.\n  start_ms: 112210\n  end_ms: 119280\n- text: Well everybody (everybody),\n  start_ms: 119280\n  end_ms: 120370\n- text: Everybody (everybody),\n  start_ms: 120370\n  end_ms: 124390\n- text: Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone!\n  start_ms: 124390\n  end_ms: 144210\n- text: Ringtone!\n  start_ms: 144210\n  end_ms: 147300\n- text: Ringtone!\n  start_ms: 147300\n  end_ms: 149430\n- text: Ahhh!\n  start_ms: 149430\n  end_ms: 155590\n- text: Chinese factory workers (they hate my ringtone),\n  start_ms: 155590\n  end_ms: 158670\n- text: Muslim women in Burqas (really hate my ringtone),\n  start_ms: 158670\n  end_ms: 161620\n- text: Starvin' kids in Angola (they hate my ringtone),\n  start_ms: 161620\n  end_ms: 165730\n- text: Even folks with Ebola (just hate my ringtone).\n  start_ms: 165730\n  end_ms: 167750\n- text: All the nuns and nannies (all the welfare mothers),\n  start_ms: 167750\n  end_ms: 171800\n- text: All the Pakistanis (all the Wayans brothers),\n  start_ms: 171800\n  end_ms: 173810\n- text: Everyone on the land, Everyone on the sea,\n  start_ms: 173810\n  end_ms: 176940\n- text: Every single person everywhere unanimously.\n  start_ms: 176940\n  end_ms: 180000\n- text: Everybody (everybody),\n  start_ms: 180000\n  end_ms: 183040\n- text: Everybody (everybody),\n  start_ms: 183040\n  end_ms: 187020\n- text: Everybody in the whole wide world really hates my\n  start_ms: 187020\n  end_ms: 190170\n- text: Ringtone!\n  start_ms: 190170\n  end_ms: 192110\n- text: Ringtone!\n  start_ms: 192110\n  end_ms: 193230\n- text: Ringtone!\n  start_ms: 193230\n  end_ms: 195120\n- text: Ringtone!\n  start_ms: 195120\n  end_ms: 196230\n- text: Ringtone!\n  start_ms: 196230\n  end_ms: 198310\n- text: Ringtone!\n  start_ms: 198310\n  end_ms: 199340\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 199340\nplain: |-\n  Once, not very long ago I was respected,\n  I was popular (popular).\n  But now I hang my head in shame.\n  My life is filled with such regret,\n  Of that mistake, I can't forget.\n  And now I'll never be the same!\n  Ringtone!\n\n  Why did I buy this stupid ringtone!\n  I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all (what was I thinking).\n  My friends all stare at me,\n  Whenever I get a call.\n\n  Well everybody (everybody),\n  Everybody (everybody),\n  Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone!\n\n  When my phone goes off at work,\n  I look like the biggest jerk.\n  Total strangers want to slap me around.\n  When its ringing on the terrace,\n  My neighbors get embarrassed.\n  They're beggin' me to move out of town.\n  Well it made my wife so sick,\n  She smashed my iPhone with a brick.\n  But I had it fixed and now its just fine.\n  Its a pain, I sure don't need it,\n  And I probably should delete it,\n  But for me that would be crossing the line.\n  'Cause I hate to waste a buck 99.\n  Hey! 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I paid good money for this Ringtone!\n\nWhy did I buy this stupid ringtone!\nI just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all (really what was I thinking).\nMy friends all stare at me,\nWhenever I get a call.\n\nWell everybody (everybody),\nEverybody (everybody),\nEverybody in the world really hates my ringtone!\n\nRingtone!\nRingtone!\nAhhh!\n\nChinese factory workers (they hate my ringtone),\nMuslim women in Burqas (really hate my ringtone),\nStarvin' kids in Angola (they hate my ringtone),\nEven folks with Ebola (just hate my ringtone).\nAll the nuns and nannies (all the welfare mothers),\nAll the Pakistanis (all the Wayans brothers),\nEveryone on the land, Everyone on the sea,\nEvery single person everywhere unanimously.\n\nEverybody (everybody),\nEverybody (everybody),\nEverybody in the whole wide world really hates my\nRingtone!\nRingtone!\nRingtone!\nRingtone!\nRingtone!\nRingtone!","syncedLyrics":"[00:00.52] Once, not very long ago I was respected,\n[00:04.84] I was popular (popular).\n[00:07.91] But now I hang my head in shame.\n[00:14.97] My life is filled with such regret,\n[00:18.33] Of that mistake, I can't forget.\n[00:22.03] And now I'll never be the same!\n[00:40.13] Ringtone!\n[00:41.18] Why did I buy this stupid ringtone!\n[00:44.25] I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all (what was I thinking).\n[00:50.29] My friends all stare at me,\n[00:52.34] Whenever I get a call.\n[00:58.39] Well everybody (everybody),\n[00:59.37] Everybody (everybody),\n[01:01.48] Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone!\n[01:10.49] When my phone goes off at work,\n[01:12.50] I look like the biggest jerk.\n[01:13.53] Total strangers want to slap me around.\n[01:16.67] When its ringing on the terrace,\n[01:17.86] My neighbors get embarrassed.\n[01:19.87] They're beggin' me to move out of town.\n[01:22.81] Well it made my wife so sick,\n[01:23.84] She smashed my iPhone with a brick.\n[01:25.92] But I had it fixed and now its just fine.\n[01:28.97] Its a pain, I sure don't need it,\n[01:29.91] And I probably should delete it,\n[01:32.05] But for me that would be crossing the line.\n[01:35.08] 'Cause I hate to waste a buck 99.\n[01:39.13] Hey! I paid good money for this Ringtone!\n[01:41.19] Why did I buy this stupid ringtone!\n[01:45.15] I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all (really what was I thinking).\n[01:51.26] My friends all stare at me,\n[01:52.21] Whenever I get a call.\n[01:59.28] Well everybody (everybody),\n[02:00.37] Everybody (everybody),\n[02:04.39] Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone!\n[02:24.21] Ringtone!\n[02:27.30] Ringtone!\n[02:29.43] Ahhh!\n[02:35.59] Chinese factory workers (they hate my ringtone),\n[02:38.67] Muslim women in Burqas (really hate my ringtone),\n[02:41.62] Starvin' kids in Angola (they hate my ringtone),\n[02:45.73] Even folks with Ebola (just hate my ringtone).\n[02:47.75] All the nuns and nannies (all the welfare mothers),\n[02:51.80] All the Pakistanis (all the Wayans brothers),\n[02:53.81] Everyone on the land, Everyone on the sea,\n[02:56.94] Every single person everywhere unanimously.\n[03:00.00] Everybody (everybody),\n[03:03.04] Everybody (everybody),\n[03:07.02] Everybody in the whole wide world really hates my\n[03:10.17] Ringtone!\n[03:12.11] Ringtone!\n[03:13.23] Ringtone!\n[03:15.12] Ringtone!\n[03:16.23] Ringtone!\n[03:18.31] Ringtone!\n[03:19.34] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Ringtone\n  artist: ″Weird Al″ Yankovic\n  album: Alpocalypse\n  duration_ms: 204696\n  instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Once, not very long ago I was respected,\n  start_ms: 520\n  end_ms: 4840\n- text: I was popular (popular).\n  start_ms: 4840\n  end_ms: 7910\n- text: But now I hang my head in shame.\n  start_ms: 7910\n  end_ms: 14970\n- text: My life is filled with such regret,\n  start_ms: 14970\n  end_ms: 18330\n- text: Of that mistake, I can't forget.\n  start_ms: 18330\n  end_ms: 22030\n- text: And now I'll never be the same!\n  start_ms: 22030\n  end_ms: 40130\n- text: Ringtone!\n  start_ms: 40130\n  end_ms: 41180\n- text: Why did I buy this stupid ringtone!\n  start_ms: 41180\n  end_ms: 44250\n- text: I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all (what was I thinking).\n  start_ms: 44250\n  end_ms: 50290\n- text: My friends all stare at me,\n  start_ms: 50290\n  end_ms: 52340\n- text: Whenever I get a call.\n  start_ms: 52340\n  end_ms: 58390\n- text: Well everybody (everybody),\n  start_ms: 58390\n  end_ms: 59370\n- text: Everybody (everybody),\n  start_ms: 59370\n  end_ms: 61480\n- text: Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone!\n  start_ms: 61480\n  end_ms: 70490\n- text: When my phone goes off at work,\n  start_ms: 70490\n  end_ms: 72500\n- text: I look like the biggest jerk.\n  start_ms: 72500\n  end_ms: 73530\n- text: Total strangers want to slap me around.\n  start_ms: 73530\n  end_ms: 76670\n- text: When its ringing on the terrace,\n  start_ms: 76670\n  end_ms: 77860\n- text: My neighbors get embarrassed.\n  start_ms: 77860\n  end_ms: 79870\n- text: They're beggin' me to move out of town.\n  start_ms: 79870\n  end_ms: 82810\n- text: Well it made my wife so sick,\n  start_ms: 82810\n  end_ms: 83840\n- text: She smashed my iPhone with a brick.\n  start_ms: 83840\n  end_ms: 85920\n- text: But I had it fixed and now its just fine.\n  start_ms: 85920\n  end_ms: 88970\n- text: Its a pain, I sure don't need it,\n  start_ms: 88970\n  end_ms: 89910\n- text: And I probably should delete it,\n  start_ms: 89910\n  end_ms: 92050\n- text: But for me that would be crossing the line.\n  start_ms: 92050\n  end_ms: 95080\n- text: '''Cause I hate to waste a buck 99.'\n  start_ms: 95080\n  end_ms: 99130\n- text: Hey! I paid good money for this Ringtone!\n  start_ms: 99130\n  end_ms: 101190\n- text: Why did I buy this stupid ringtone!\n  start_ms: 101190\n  end_ms: 105150\n- text: I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all (really what was I thinking).\n  start_ms: 105150\n  end_ms: 111260\n- text: My friends all stare at me,\n  start_ms: 111260\n  end_ms: 112210\n- text: Whenever I get a call.\n  start_ms: 112210\n  end_ms: 119280\n- text: Well everybody (everybody),\n  start_ms: 119280\n  end_ms: 120370\n- text: Everybody (everybody),\n  start_ms: 120370\n  end_ms: 124390\n- text: Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone!\n  start_ms: 124390\n  end_ms: 144210\n- text: Ringtone!\n  start_ms: 144210\n  end_ms: 147300\n- text: Ringtone!\n  start_ms: 147300\n  end_ms: 149430\n- text: Ahhh!\n  start_ms: 149430\n  end_ms: 155590\n- text: Chinese factory workers (they hate my ringtone),\n  start_ms: 155590\n  end_ms: 158670\n- text: Muslim women in Burqas (really hate my ringtone),\n  start_ms: 158670\n  end_ms: 161620\n- text: Starvin' kids in Angola (they hate my ringtone),\n  start_ms: 161620\n  end_ms: 165730\n- text: Even folks with Ebola (just hate my ringtone).\n  start_ms: 165730\n  end_ms: 167750\n- text: All the nuns and nannies (all the welfare mothers),\n  start_ms: 167750\n  end_ms: 171800\n- text: All the Pakistanis (all the Wayans brothers),\n  start_ms: 171800\n  end_ms: 173810\n- text: Everyone on the land, Everyone on the sea,\n  start_ms: 173810\n  end_ms: 176940\n- text: Every single person everywhere unanimously.\n  start_ms: 176940\n  end_ms: 180000\n- text: Everybody (everybody),\n  start_ms: 180000\n  end_ms: 183040\n- text: Everybody (everybody),\n  start_ms: 183040\n  end_ms: 187020\n- text: Everybody in the whole wide world really hates my\n  start_ms: 187020\n  end_ms: 190170\n- text: Ringtone!\n  start_ms: 190170\n  end_ms: 192110\n- text: Ringtone!\n  start_ms: 192110\n  end_ms: 193230\n- text: Ringtone!\n  start_ms: 193230\n  end_ms: 195120\n- text: Ringtone!\n  start_ms: 195120\n  end_ms: 196230\n- text: Ringtone!\n  start_ms: 196230\n  end_ms: 198310\n- text: Ringtone!\n  start_ms: 198310\n  end_ms: 199340\n- text: ''\n  start_ms: 199340\nplain: |-\n  Once, not very long ago I was respected,\n  I was popular (popular).\n  But now I hang my head in shame.\n  My life is filled with such regret,\n  Of that mistake, I can't forget.\n  And now I'll never be the same!\n  Ringtone!\n\n  Why did I buy this stupid ringtone!\n  I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all (what was I thinking).\n  My friends all stare at me,\n  Whenever I get a call.\n\n  Well everybody (everybody),\n  Everybody (everybody),\n  Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone!\n\n  When my phone goes off at work,\n  I look like the biggest jerk.\n  Total strangers want to slap me around.\n  When its ringing on the terrace,\n  My neighbors get embarrassed.\n  They're beggin' me to move out of town.\n  Well it made my wife so sick,\n  She smashed my iPhone with a brick.\n  But I had it fixed and now its just fine.\n  Its a pain, I sure don't need it,\n  And I probably should delete it,\n  But for me that would be crossing the line.\n  'Cause I hate to waste a buck 99.\n  Hey! I paid good money for this Ringtone!\n\n  Why did I buy this stupid ringtone!\n  I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all (really what was I thinking).\n  My friends all stare at me,\n  Whenever I get a call.\n\n  Well everybody (everybody),\n  Everybody (everybody),\n  Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone!\n\n  Ringtone!\n  Ringtone!\n  Ahhh!\n\n  Chinese factory workers (they hate my ringtone),\n  Muslim women in Burqas (really hate my ringtone),\n  Starvin' kids in Angola (they hate my ringtone),\n  Even folks with Ebola (just hate my ringtone).\n  All the nuns and nannies (all the welfare mothers),\n  All the Pakistanis (all the Wayans brothers),\n  Everyone on the land, Everyone on the sea,\n  Every single person everywhere unanimously.\n\n  Everybody (everybody),\n  Everybody (everybody),\n  Everybody in the whole wide world really hates my\n  Ringtone!\n  Ringtone!\n  Ringtone!\n  Ringtone!\n  Ringtone!\n  Ringtone!\n"},{"id":15573254,"name":"Ringtone","trackName":"Ringtone","artistName":"\"Weird Al\" Yankovic","albumName":"Alpocalypse Disc 1","duration":204.6399999,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Once, not very long ago I was respected,\nI was popular (popular).\nBut now I hang my head in shame.\nMy life is filled with such regret,\nOf that mistake, I can't forget.\nAnd now I'll never be the same!\nRingtone!\n\nWhy did I buy this stupid ringtone!\nI just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all (what was I thinking).\nMy friends all stare at me,\nWhenever I get a call.\n\nWell everybody (everybody),\nEverybody (everybody),\nEverybody in the world really hates my ringtone!\n\nWhen my phone goes off at work,\nI look like the biggest jerk.\nTotal strangers want to slap me around.\nWhen its ringing on the terrace,\nMy neighbors get embarrassed.\nThey're beggin' me to move out of town.\nWell it made my wife so sick,\nShe smashed my iPhone with a brick.\nBut I had it fixed and now its just fine.\nIts a pain, I sure don't need it,\nAnd I probably should delete it,\nBut for me that would be crossing the line.\n'Cause I hate to waste a buck 99.\nHey! 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