[{"id":32380308,"name":"Pretty Fly for a Rabbi","trackName":"Pretty Fly for a Rabbi","artistName":"\"Weird Al\" Yankovic","albumName":"Pretty Fly for a Rabbi","duration":186.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Vern zol fun dir a blintsa\n\n(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!\n(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!\n(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!\nAnd all the goyim say I'm pretty fly for a rabbi\n\nMeccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hiney ho\n\nOur temple's had a fair share of rabbis in the past\nBut most of'em were nudniks and none of'em would last\nBut ournew guy's real kosher, I think he'll do the trick\nI tell ya, he's to die for, he really knows his shtick\n\nSo how's by you? Have you seen this Jew?\nReads the Torah, does his own accounting too\nWorking' like a dog at the synagogue\nHe's there all day, he's there all day\nJust say \"Vay is mir!\", and he'll kick into gear\nHe'll bring you lots of cheer and maybe bagels with some shmeer\nJust grab your yarmulka and\nHey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!\n\n(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!\n(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!\n(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!\nAnd all the goyim say I'm pretty fly (for a rabbi)\n\nHe shops at discount stores, not just any will suffice\nHe has to find a bargain 'cause he won't pay retail price\nHe never acts meshugga and he's hardly a schlemiel\nBut if you wanna haggle, oy, he'll make you such a deal!\n\nPeople used to scoff, now they say Mazel tov!\nHe's such a macher 'cause he worked his tuchis off\nYeah, he keeps his cool and teaches shul\nWhat's not to like? What's not to like?\nOh high holy days, you know he prays and prays\nAnd he never eats pastrami on white break with mayonnaise\nPut on your yarmulka and\nHey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!\n\nWhen he's doing a Bar Mitzvah, now that you shouldn't miss\nHe'll always shlep on down for a wedding or a briss\nThey say he's got a lot of chutzpah, he's really quite hip\nThe parnets pay the moyl and he gets to keep the tip!\n\n(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!\n(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!\n(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!\n\nMeccha leccha hi, meccha meccha cholly ho\n\nHe's doin' well, I gotta kvell\nThe yentas love him, even shicksas think he's swell\nShow up at his home, he says, Shalom!\nAnd Have some cake, you want some cake?\nYeah he calls the shots, we really love him lots\nOy gevalt, I'm so ferklempt that I could plotz!\nSo grab your yarmulka\nThe one you got for Chanukah\nLet's put on our yarmulkas and\nHey! Hey! 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Have you seen this Jew?\n[00:45.95] Reads the Torah, does his own accounting too\n[00:49.15] Working' like a dog at the synagogue\n[00:52.28] He's there all day, he's there all day\n[00:55.67] Just say \"Vay is mir!\", and he'll kick into gear\n[00:58.76] He'll bring you lots of cheer and maybe bagels with some shmeer\n[01:02.97] Just grab your yarmulka and\n[01:05.86] Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!\n[01:08.92] (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!\n[01:12.61] (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!\n[01:15.75] (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!\n[01:18.84] And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly (for a rabbi)\n[01:22.38] He shops at discount stores, not just any will suffice\n[01:25.35] He has to find a bargain 'cause he won't pay retail price\n[01:28.69] He never acts meshugga and he's hardly a schlemiel\n[01:31.92] But if you wanna haggle, oy, he'll make you such a deal!\n[01:35.08] People used to scoff, now they say Mazel tov!\n[01:38.43] He's such a macher 'cause he worked his tuchis off\n[01:41.88] Yeah, he keeps his cool and teaches shul\n[01:45.15] What's not to like? What's not to like?\n[01:48.43] Oh high holy days, you know he prays and prays\n[01:51.47] And he never eats pastrami on white break with mayonnaise\n[01:55.67] Put on your yarmulka and\n[01:58.15] Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!\n[02:01.66] When he's doing a Bar Mitzvah, now that you shouldn't miss\n[02:04.86] He'll always shlep on down for a wedding or a briss\n[02:08.05] They say he's got a lot of chutzpah, he's really quite hip\n[02:11.46] The parnets pay the moyl and he gets to keep the tip!\n[02:14.63] (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!\n[02:18.09] (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!\n[02:21.53] (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!\n[02:24.75] Meccha leccha hi, meccha meccha cholly ho\n[02:27.84] He's doin' well, I gotta kvell\n[02:31.18] The yentas love him, even shicksas think he's swell\n[02:34.33] Show up at his home, he says, Shalom!\n[02:37.72] And Have some cake, you want some cake?\n[02:40.84] Yeah he calls the shots, we really love him lots\n[02:44.50] Oy gevalt, I'm so ferklempt that I could plotz!\n[02:48.18] So grab your yarmulka\n[02:51.37] The one you got for Chanukah\n[02:54.92] Let's put on our yarmulkas and\n[02:58.03] Hey! Hey! 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Have you seen this Jew?\nReads the Torah, does his own accounting too\nWorkin' like a dog at the synagogue\nHe's there all day, he's there all day\n\nJust say, \"Vay iz mir\" and he'll kick into gear\nHe'll bring you lots of cheer\nAnd maybe bagels with some shmear\nJust grab your yamulkah and hey, hey, do that Hebrew thing\n\n(How ya doin' Bernie?)\nOy vey, oy vey\n(How ya doin' Bernie?)\nOy vey, oy vey\n(How ya doin' Bernie?)\nOy vey, oy vey\nAnd all the goyim say, I'm pretty fly\n(For a rabbi)\n\nHe shops at discount stores, not just any will sufice\nHe has to find a bargain,'cause he won't pay retail price\nHe never acts meshugga and he's hardly a schlemiel\nBut if you wanna haggle, oh, he'll make you such a deal\n\nPeople used to scoff, now they say, \"Mazel tov\"\nHe's such a macher 'cause he worked his tuchis off\nYeah, he keeps his cool and teaches shul\nWhat's not to like? 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Have you seen this Jew?\n[00:46.69] Reads the Torah, does his own accounting too\n[00:49.71] Workin' like a dog at the synagogue\n[00:53.30] He's there all day, he's there all day\n[00:56.42] Just say, \"Vay iz mir\" and he'll kick into gear\n[00:59.89] He'll bring you lots of cheer\n[01:01.56] And maybe bagels with some shmear\n[01:03.92] Just grab your yamulkah and hey, hey, do that Hebrew thing\n[01:09.73] (How ya doin' Bernie?)\n[01:11.75] Oy vey, oy vey\n[01:13.10] (How ya doin' Bernie?)\n[01:15.11] Oy vey, oy vey\n[01:16.64] (How ya doin' Bernie?)\n[01:18.40] Oy vey, oy vey\n[01:19.74] And all the goyim say, I'm pretty fly\n[01:21.83] (For a rabbi)\n[01:23.17] He shops at discount stores, not just any will sufice\n[01:26.11] He has to find a bargain,'cause he won't pay retail price\n[01:29.53] He never acts meshugga and he's hardly a schlemiel\n[01:32.72] But if you wanna haggle, oh, he'll make you such a deal\n[01:35.73] People used to scoff, now they say, \"Mazel tov\"\n[01:39.11] He's such a macher 'cause he worked his tuchis off\n[01:42.44] Yeah, he keeps his cool and teaches shul\n[01:45.88] What's not to like? What's not to like?\n[01:48.90] On high holy days, you know he prays and prays\n[01:52.38] And he never eats pastrami on white bread with mayonnaise\n[01:56.68] Put on your yamulkah and hey, hey, do that Hebrew thing\n[02:02.75] When he's doing a Bar Mitzvah, now that you shouldn't miss\n[02:05.54] He'll always shlep on down for a wedding or a briss\n[02:08.50] They say, he's got a lot of chutzpah, he's really quite chip\n[02:11.54] The parents pay the moyal and he gets to keep the tip\n[02:15.71] (How ya doin' Bernie?)\n[02:17.59] Oy vey, oy vey\n[02:18.95] (How ya doin' Bernie?)\n[02:20.93] Oy vey, oy vey\n[02:22.32] (How ya doin' Bernie?)\n[02:24.24] Oy vey, oy vey\n[02:25.58] Meccha leccha hi, meccha meccha cholly ho\n[02:28.84] He's doin' well, I gotta kvell\n[02:31.78] The yentas love him, even shicksas think he's swell\n[02:35.24] Show up at his home, he says,\"Shalom\"\n[02:38.54] And \"Have some cake, you want some cake?\"\n[02:41.59] Yah, he calls the shots, we really love him lots\n[02:45.19] Oy gevalt, I'm so ferklempt that I could plotz\n[02:49.15] So grab your yamulkah, the one you got for Chanukah\n[02:55.44] Let's put on our yamulkah and hey, hey, do that Hebrew thing\n[03:02.61] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Pretty Fly (for a Rabbi)\n  artist: “Weird Al” Yankovic\n  album: '\"Weird Al Collection\"'\n  duration_ms: 182491\n  instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: (How ya doin' Bernie?)\n  start_ms: 4040\n  end_ms: 5920\n- text: Oy vey, oy vey\n  start_ms: 5920\n  end_ms: 7370\n- text: (How ya doin' Bernie?)\n  start_ms: 7370\n  end_ms: 9210\n- text: Oy vey, oy vey\n  start_ms: 9210\n  end_ms: 10750\n- text: (How ya doin' Bernie?)\n  start_ms: 10750\n  end_ms: 12680\n- text: Oy vey, oy vey\n  start_ms: 12680\n  end_ms: 14030\n- text: And all the goyim say, I'm pretty fly for a rabbi\n  start_ms: 14030\n  end_ms: 27190\n- text: Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hiney ho\n  start_ms: 27190\n  end_ms: 30250\n- text: Our temple's had a fair share of rabbis in the past\n  start_ms: 30250\n  end_ms: 33560\n- text: But most of 'em were nudniks and none of 'em would last\n  start_ms: 33560\n  end_ms: 36710\n- text: But our new guy's real kosher, I think he'll do the trick\n  start_ms: 36710\n  end_ms: 39980\n- text: I tell ya, he's to die for he really knows his shtick\n  start_ms: 39980\n  end_ms: 43270\n- text: So how's by you? 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'\n    start_ms: 74344\n  - text: 'Oy '\n    start_ms: 74880\n  - text: 'vey, '\n    start_ms: 75048\n  - text: 'oy '\n    start_ms: 75318\n  - text: vey!\n    start_ms: 75495\n- text: (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!\n  start_ms: 75720\n  end_ms: 79658\n  words:\n  - text: '(How '\n    start_ms: 75720\n  - text: 'ya '\n    start_ms: 76209\n  - text: 'doin'', '\n    start_ms: 76500\n  - text: 'Bernie?) 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'\n    start_ms: 74344\n  - text: 'Oy '\n    start_ms: 74880\n  - text: 'vey, '\n    start_ms: 75048\n  - text: 'oy '\n    start_ms: 75318\n  - text: vey!\n    start_ms: 75495\n- text: (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!\n  start_ms: 75720\n  end_ms: 79658\n  words:\n  - text: '(How '\n    start_ms: 75720\n  - text: 'ya '\n    start_ms: 76209\n  - text: 'doin'', '\n    start_ms: 76500\n  - text: 'Bernie?) 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Have you seen this Jew?\n  Reads the Torah, does his own accounting too\n  Working' like a dog at the synagogue\n  He's there all day, he's there all day\n  Just say \"Vay is mir!\", and he'll kick into gear\n  He'll bring you lots of cheer and maybe bagels with some shmeer\n  Just grab your yarmulka and\n  Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!\n\n  (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!\n  (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!\n  (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!\n  And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly (for a rabbi)\n\n  He shops at discount stores, not just any will suffice\n  He has to find a bargain 'cause he won't pay retail price\n  He never acts meshugga and he's hardly a schlemiel\n  But if you wanna haggle, oy, he'll make you such a deal!\n\n  People used to scoff, now they say Mazel tov!\n  He's such a macher 'cause he worked his tuchis off\n  Yeah, he keeps his cool and teaches shul\n  What's not to like? What's not to like?\n  Oh high holy days, you know he prays and prays\n  And he never eats pastrami on white break with mayonnaise\n  Put on your yarmulka and\n  Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!\n\n  When he's doing a Bar Mitzvah, now that you shouldn't miss\n  He'll always shlep on down for a wedding or a briss\n  They say he's got a lot of chutzpah, he's really quite hip\n  The parnets pay the moyl and he gets to keep the tip!\n\n  (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!\n  (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!\n  (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!\n\n  Meccha leccha hi, meccha meccha cholly ho\n\n  He's doin' well, I gotta kvell\n  The yentas love him, even shicksas think he's swell\n  Show up at his home, he says, Shalom!\n  And Have some cake, you want some cake?\n  Yeah he calls the shots, we really love him lots\n  Oy gevalt, I'm so ferklempt that I could plotz!\n  So grab your yarmulka\n  The one you got for Chanukah\n  Let's put on our yarmulkas and\n  Hey! Hey! 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Have you seen this Jew?\n[00:46.69] Reads the Torah, does his own accounting too\n[00:49.71] Workin' like a dog at the synagogue\n[00:53.30] He's there all day, he's there all day\n[00:56.42] Just say, \"Vay iz mir\" and he'll kick into gear\n[00:59.89] He'll bring you lots of cheer\n[01:01.56] And maybe bagels with some shmear\n[01:03.92] Just grab your yamulkah and hey, hey, do that Hebrew thing\n[01:09.73] (How ya doin' Bernie?)\n[01:11.75] Oy vey, oy vey\n[01:13.10] (How ya doin' Bernie?)\n[01:15.11] Oy vey, oy vey\n[01:16.64] (How ya doin' Bernie?)\n[01:18.40] Oy vey, oy vey\n[01:19.74] And all the goyim say, I'm pretty fly\n[01:21.83] (For a rabbi)\n[01:23.17] He shops at discount stores, not just any will sufice\n[01:26.11] He has to find a bargain,'cause he won't pay retail price\n[01:29.53] He never acts meshugga and he's hardly a schlemiel\n[01:32.72] But if you wanna haggle, oh, he'll make you such a deal\n[01:35.73] People used to scoff, now they say, \"Mazel tov\"\n[01:39.11] He's such a macher 'cause he worked his tuchis off\n[01:42.44] Yeah, he keeps his cool and teaches shul\n[01:45.88] What's not to like? 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Oy vey, oy vey!\nAnd all the goyim say I'm pretty fly for a rabbi\n\nMeccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hiney ho\n\nOur temple's had a fair share of rabbis in the past\nBut most of'em were nudniks and none of'em would last\nBut ournew guy's real kosher, I think he'll do the trick\nI tell ya, he's to die for, he really knows his shtick\n\nSo how's by you? Have you seen this Jew?\nReads the Torah, does his own accounting too\nWorking' like a dog at the synagogue\nHe's there all day, he's there all day\nJust say \"Vay is mir!\", and he'll kick into gear\nHe'll bring you lots of cheer and maybe bagels with some shmeer\nJust grab your yarmulka and\nHey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!\n\n(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!\n(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!\n(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!\nAnd all the goyim say I'm pretty fly (for a rabbi)\n\nHe shops at discount stores, not just any will suffice\nHe has to find a bargain 'cause he won't pay retail price\nHe never acts meshugga and he's hardly a schlemiel\nBut if you wanna haggle, oy, he'll make you such a deal!\n\nPeople used to scoff, now they say Mazel tov!\nHe's such a macher 'cause he worked his tuchis off\nYeah, he keeps his cool and teaches shul\nWhat's not to like? What's not to like?\nOh high holy days, you know he prays and prays\nAnd he never eats pastrami on white break with mayonnaise\nPut on your yarmulka and\nHey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!\n\nWhen he's doing a Bar Mitzvah, now that you shouldn't miss\nHe'll always shlep on down for a wedding or a briss\nThey say he's got a lot of chutzpah, he's really quite hip\nThe parnets pay the moyl and he gets to keep the tip!\n\n(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!\n(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!\n(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!\n\nMeccha leccha hi, meccha meccha cholly ho\n\nHe's doin' well, I gotta kvell\nThe yentas love him, even shicksas think he's swell\nShow up at his home, he says, Shalom!\nAnd Have some cake, you want some cake?\nYeah he calls the shots, we really love him lots\nOy gevalt, I'm so ferklempt that I could plotz!\nSo grab your yarmulka\nThe one you got for Chanukah\nLet's put on our yarmulkas and\nHey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!","syncedLyrics":"[00:00.18] Vern zol fun dir a blintsa\n[00:03.32] (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!\n[00:06.72] (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!\n[00:10.09] (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!\n[00:13.58] And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly for a rabbi\n[00:17.52] \n[00:26.80] Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hiney ho\n[00:29.50] Our temple's had a fair share of rabbis in the past\n[00:32.76] But most of'em were nudniks and none of'em would last\n[00:36.03] But ournew guy's real kosher, I think he'll do the trick\n[00:39.36] I tell ya, he's to die for, he really knows his shtick\n[00:42.52] So how's by you? Have you seen this Jew?\n[00:45.95] Reads the Torah, does his own accounting too\n[00:49.15] Working' like a dog at the synagogue\n[00:52.28] He's there all day, he's there all day\n[00:55.67] Just say \"Vay is mir!\", and he'll kick into gear\n[00:58.76] He'll bring you lots of cheer and maybe bagels with some shmeer\n[01:02.97] Just grab your yarmulka and\n[01:05.86] Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!\n[01:08.92] (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!\n[01:12.61] (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!\n[01:15.75] (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!\n[01:18.84] And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly (for a rabbi)\n[01:22.38] He shops at discount stores, not just any will suffice\n[01:25.35] He has to find a bargain 'cause he won't pay retail price\n[01:28.69] He never acts meshugga and he's hardly a schlemiel\n[01:31.92] But if you wanna haggle, oy, he'll make you such a deal!\n[01:35.08] People used to scoff, now they say Mazel tov!\n[01:38.43] He's such a macher 'cause he worked his tuchis off\n[01:41.88] Yeah, he keeps his cool and teaches shul\n[01:45.15] What's not to like? What's not to like?\n[01:48.43] Oh high holy days, you know he prays and prays\n[01:51.47] And he never eats pastrami on white break with mayonnaise\n[01:55.67] Put on your yarmulka and\n[01:58.15] Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!\n[02:01.66] When he's doing a Bar Mitzvah, now that you shouldn't miss\n[02:04.86] He'll always shlep on down for a wedding or a briss\n[02:08.05] They say he's got a lot of chutzpah, he's really quite hip\n[02:11.46] The parnets pay the moyl and he gets to keep the tip!\n[02:14.63] (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!\n[02:18.09] (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!\n[02:21.53] (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!\n[02:24.75] Meccha leccha hi, meccha meccha cholly ho\n[02:27.84] He's doin' well, I gotta kvell\n[02:31.18] The yentas love him, even shicksas think he's swell\n[02:34.33] Show up at his home, he says, Shalom!\n[02:37.72] And Have some cake, you want some cake?\n[02:40.84] Yeah he calls the shots, we really love him lots\n[02:44.50] Oy gevalt, I'm so ferklempt that I could plotz!\n[02:48.18] So grab your yarmulka\n[02:51.37] The one you got for Chanukah\n[02:54.92] Let's put on our yarmulkas and\n[02:58.03] Hey! Hey! 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Have you seen this Jew?\n  Reads the Torah, does his own accounting too\n  Workin' like a dog at the synagogue\n  He's there all day, he's there all day\n\n  Just say, \"Vay iz mir\" and he'll kick into gear\n  He'll bring you lots of cheer\n  And maybe bagels with some shmear\n  Just grab your yamulkah and hey, hey, do that Hebrew thing\n\n  (How ya doin' Bernie?)\n  Oy vey, oy vey\n  (How ya doin' Bernie?)\n  Oy vey, oy vey\n  (How ya doin' Bernie?)\n  Oy vey, oy vey\n  And all the goyim say, I'm pretty fly\n  (For a rabbi)\n\n  He shops at discount stores, not just any will sufice\n  He has to find a bargain,'cause he won't pay retail price\n  He never acts meshugga and he's hardly a schlemiel\n  But if you wanna haggle, oh, he'll make you such a deal\n\n  People used to scoff, now they say, \"Mazel tov\"\n  He's such a macher 'cause he worked his tuchis off\n  Yeah, he keeps his cool and teaches shul\n  What's not to like? What's not to like?\n\n  On high holy days, you know he prays and prays\n  And he never eats pastrami on white bread with mayonnaise\n  Put on your yamulkah and hey, hey, do that Hebrew thing\n\n  When he's doing a Bar Mitzvah, now that you shouldn't miss\n  He'll always shlep on down for a wedding or a briss\n  They say, he's got a lot of chutzpah, he's really quite chip\n  The parents pay the moyal and he gets to keep the tip\n\n  (How ya doin' Bernie?)\n  Oy vey, oy vey\n  (How ya doin' Bernie?)\n  Oy vey, oy vey\n  (How ya doin' Bernie?)\n  Oy vey, oy vey\n\n  Meccha leccha hi, meccha meccha cholly ho\n\n  He's doin' well, I gotta kvell\n  The yentas love him, even shicksas think he's swell\n  Show up at his home, he says,\"Shalom\"\n  And \"Have some cake, you want some cake?\"\n\n  Yah, he calls the shots, we really love him lots\n  Oy gevalt, I'm so ferklempt that I could plotz\n  So grab your yamulkah, the one you got for Chanukah\n  Let's put on our yamulkah and hey, hey, do that Hebrew thing\n"}]