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Say it!\nBetter call it quits now\nNow I'm sick of all this dancin' anyhow\n\nLiving with a hernia\nHurts me bad in a tender location\nLiving with a hernia\nHad enough humiliation\nLiving with a hernia\nGot to have an operation\n\nI live with a hernia\nCan't get up, can't bend over\nNow I live with a hernia\nWait a minute...\nYou may not be familiar with the common types\nOf hernias that you could get\nSo just settle down, let me clue you in\nThere's incomplete (incomplete)\nEpigastric (epigastric)\nBladder (bladder)\nStrangulated (strangulated)\nLumbar hernia (lumbar hernia)\nRichter's hernia (richter's hernia)\nObstructed (obstructed)\nInguinal and Direct\n\nLiving with a hernia... Rupture!\nI said it's causin' me such irritation\nLiving with a hernia\nHave to have my medication\nLiving with a hernia\nI feel bad!","syncedLyrics":"[00:01.01] Ow\n[00:08.38] Help me out! Dig!\n[00:10.47] All I do is grunt and groan\n[00:21.59] Hurts me to walk anywhere\n[00:25.41] Went to see my physician, Dr. Jones\n[00:29.30] He took my trousers off, told me to cough\n[00:33.82] Doctor says there ain't nothin' to discuss\n[00:37.29] He tells me any day I might have to wear a truss\n[00:41.66] Living with a hernia\n[00:45.22] All the time, such aggravation\n[00:50.13] Living with a hernia\n[00:52.95] Gonna be my ruination\n[00:57.90] Living with a hernia\n[01:02.31] Got to have an operation\n[01:04.44] Feel so old\n[01:13.01] Too much bad pain\n[01:18.04] Good gawd, drives me insane\n[01:22.42] Can't run, barely crawl\n[01:26.47] Got a bulge in my intestinal wall\n[01:30.81] Walk real funny, bless my soul\n[01:34.43] Can't play tennis and it's hard to bowl\n[01:38.72] You can't even do the splits now... 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Rupture!\n[02:59.75] I said it's causin' me such irritation\n[03:03.84] Living with a hernia\n[03:07.41] Have to have my medication\n[03:12.13] Living with a hernia\n[03:15.76] I feel bad!\n[03:18.25] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Living With a Hernia\n  artist: “Weird Al” Yankovic\n  album: The Essential “Weird Al” Yankovic\n  duration_ms: 200000\n  instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Ow\n  start_ms: 1010\n  end_ms: 8380\n- text: Help me out! 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Dig!\n\n  All I do is grunt and groan\n  Hurts me to walk anywhere\n  Went to see my physician, Dr. Jones\n  He took my trousers off, told me to cough\n  Doctor says there ain't nothin' to discuss\n  He tells me any day I might have to wear a truss\n\n  Living with a hernia\n  All the time, such aggravation\n  Living with a hernia\n  Gonna be my ruination\n  Living with a hernia\n  Got to have an operation\n  Feel so old\n\n  Too much bad pain\n  Good gawd, drives me insane\n  Can't run, barely crawl\n  Got a bulge in my intestinal wall\n  Walk real funny, bless my soul\n  Can't play tennis and it's hard to bowl\n  You can't even do the splits now... 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Had enough humiliation\n  Living with a hernia (Yow!)\n  Got to have an operation\n\n  I live with a hernia\n  Can't get up, can't bend over\n  Now I live with a hernia\n  Wait a minute\n  You may not be familiar with the common types\n  Of hernias that you could get\n  So just settle down, let me clue you in\n  There's incomplete (incomplete)\n  Epigastric (epigastric)\n  Bladder (bladder)\n  Strangulated (strangulated)\n  Lumbar hernia (lumbar hernia)\n  Richter's hernia (richter's hernia)\n  Obstructed (obstructed)\n  Inguinal and direct\n\n  Living with a hernia\n  Rupture!\n  I said it's causin' me such irritation\n  Living with a hernia\n  Have to have my medication\n  Living with a hernia\n  I feel bad!\n"},{"id":23787722,"name":"Living With A Hernia","trackName":"Living With A Hernia","artistName":"\"Weird Al\" Yankovic","albumName":"Weird Al Yankovic Greatest Hits I","duration":200.506667,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Ow\nHelp me out! Dig!\n\nAll I do is grunt and groan\nHurts me to walk anywhere\nWent to see my physician, Dr. Jones\nHe took my trousers off, told me to cough\nDoctor says there ain't nothin' to discuss\nHe tells me any day I might have to wear a truss\n\nLiving with a hernia\nAll the time, such aggravation\nLiving with a hernia\nGonna be my ruination\nLiving with a hernia\nGot to have an operation\nFeel so old\n\nToo much bad pain\nGood gawd, drives me insane\nCan't run, barely crawl\nGot a bulge in my intestinal wall\nWalk real funny, bless my soul\nCan't play tennis and it's hard to bowl\nYou can't even do the splits now... 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location\n[01:56.03] Living with a hernia\n[01:59.93] Had enough humiliation\n[02:04.08] Living with a hernia (Yow!)\n[02:08.26] Got to have an operation\n[02:12.12] I live with a hernia\n[02:16.27] Can't get up, can't bend over\n[02:20.13] Now I live with a hernia\n[02:26.26] Wait a minute\n[02:28.80] You may not be familiar with the common types\n[02:32.37] Of hernias that you could get\n[02:36.94] So just settle down, let me clue you in\n[02:40.26] There's incomplete (incomplete)\n[02:42.66] Epigastric (epigastric)\n[02:44.71] Bladder (bladder)\n[02:46.89] Strangulated (strangulated)\n[02:48.83] Lumbar hernia (lumbar hernia)\n[02:50.82] Richter's hernia (richter's hernia)\n[02:52.77] Obstructed (obstructed)\n[02:54.12] Inguinal and direct\n[02:56.93] Living with a hernia\n[02:58.94] Rupture!\n[03:00.23] I said it's causin' me such irritation\n[03:05.09] Living with a hernia\n[03:09.19] Have to have my medication\n[03:13.29] Living with a hernia\n[03:16.76] I feel bad!\n[03:17.96] 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