[{"id":3436008,"name":"Jerry Springer","trackName":"Jerry Springer","artistName":"“Weird Al” Yankovic","albumName":"Squeeze Box: The Complete Works of “Weird Al” Yankovic","duration":167.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"It's been one week since we got to see\nCheatin' lovers and cousins that marry\nFive days since they had the show\nWith the hermaphrodite, the slut and the crack ho\nThree days since we heard the tale\nAbout the guy who learned his woman was a she-male\nYesterday it occurred to me\nThat I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer\n\nHoly cow, did you see it last week?\nWell, they had this one freak\nWho suckered punched his whole family\nDo you recall when the brawl became a total free-for-all\nAnd Jerry's in the middle tryin' to be the referee\n\nHey, see the stripper with the implants\nShe likes to lap dance and date the boyfriend of her mother\nNow here comes Jerry's next guest and it's a slugfest\n'Cause it's her trailer trash brother\n\nNymphomaniac is back on crack\nIt's like 'When Animals Attack'\nThey all exhibit reprehensible behavior\nHit 'em in the nose, tear off their clothes\nStep on their toes, that's how it goes\nThey get so violent they have to sign a waiver\n\nThey're always swearin', cursin', kickin' butt and pointin' blame\nOn the air they don't care, they've got no shame\nThere was one guy who I'm sure felt a little strange\nWhen he found out that his wife had a sex change\nThey have a tendency to scream and yell constantly\nThey have a history of ripping off their shirts\n\nIt's been one week since they had the fight\nWith the Siamese twins and the transvestite\nFive days since that awful brawl\nThey still haven't got the blood off the wall\nIt's been three days since the bitter feud\nBetween the KKK and that gay Jewish black dude\nYesterday, finally dawned on me\nI'm spendin' way too much time on that Jerry Springer\n\nBaby, I've been sleepin' with your sister\nOh, which one?\nAll of 'em\nOh, well, I've been sleepin' with your best friend Jake\nYeah, well, well me too\nOh!\nAnd I've sleepin' with your dog Woofie\nWoofie, you bitch!\nWell, I'm also sleepin' with your pet goat\nThat goat doesn't love you\n\nOnce you start watchin', there's just no stoppin'\nYour brain shuts down, then your IQ's droppin'\nJerry's the king of confrontation, he's a sensation\nHe puts the 'sin' in syndication\n\nIt's totally worthless, like a bad check, it's like a train wreck\nDon't wanna stare but you can't look away\nLike Sally Jesse he does talk shows but with more weirdos\nThe ratings jumpin' higher everyday\n\nIf you've seen the show, well, then you know\nIt's just as low as you can go\nThe guests are tacky and they're lacking in their hygiene\nAnd pretty soon some ugly goon\nComes in the room and then it's 'boom'\nIn the face of some unsuspecting drag queen\n\nWell, it's the kind of show where people scream obscenities\nYankin' hair, throwin' chairs at their hubbies\n\"Jerry, Jerry\", now the crowd starts their favorite chant\nShould I turn off my TV? I just can't\nI have a tendency to watch it religiously\nI have a history of taping each one\n\nIt's been one week since the show about\nPsycho killers with problems they should work out\nFive days since the big surprise, when\nSome loser's wife said that she's still dating twenty guys\nThree days since he interviewed a bunch of psychic\nPorn star midgets who were all nude\nYesterday, it occurred to me\nThat I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer\n\nTired of wastin' my time on that Jerry Springer\nI've got way too much class to watch Jerry Springer\nCome over here and pull on my finger","syncedLyrics":"[00:00.70] It's been one week since we got to see\n[00:03.02] Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry\n[00:05.33] Five days since they had the show\n[00:07.18] With the hermaphrodite, the slut and the crack ho\n[00:09.67] Three days since we heard the tale\n[00:11.55] About the guy who learned his woman was a she-male\n[00:13.89] Yesterday it occurred to me\n[00:15.63] That I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer\n[00:18.67] Holy cow, did you see it last week?\n[00:19.66] Well, they had this one freak\n[00:20.75] Who suckered punched his whole family\n[00:22.33] Do you recall when the brawl became a total free-for-all\n[00:24.55] And Jerry's in the middle tryin' to be the referee\n[00:26.54] Hey, see the stripper with the implants\n[00:28.30] She likes to lap dance and date the boyfriend of her mother\n[00:30.86] Now here comes Jerry's next guest and it's a slugfest\n[00:33.57] 'Cause it's her trailer trash brother\n[00:35.21] Nymphomaniac is back on crack\n[00:36.58] It's like 'When Animals Attack'\n[00:37.55] They all exhibit reprehensible behavior\n[00:39.41] Hit 'em in the nose, tear off their clothes\n[00:40.73] Step on their toes, that's how it goes\n[00:41.71] They get so violent they have to sign a waiver\n[00:43.47] They're always swearin', cursin', kickin' butt and pointin' blame\n[00:45.99] On the air they don't care, they've got no shame\n[00:48.09] There was one guy who I'm sure felt a little strange\n[00:50.09] When he found out that his wife had a sex change\n[00:52.32] They have a tendency to scream and yell constantly\n[00:54.43] They have a history of ripping off their shirts\n[00:56.48] It's been one week since they had the fight\n[00:58.65] With the Siamese twins and the transvestite\n[01:00.84] Five days since that awful brawl\n[01:02.60] They still haven't got the blood off the wall\n[01:05.00] It's been three days since the bitter feud\n[01:07.02] Between the KKK and that gay Jewish black dude\n[01:09.38] Yesterday, finally dawned on me\n[01:11.35] I'm spendin' way too much time on that Jerry Springer\n[01:14.22] Baby, I've been sleepin' with your sister\n[01:16.32] Oh, which one?\n[01:17.72] All of 'em\n[01:18.79] Oh, well, I've been sleepin' with your best friend Jake\n[01:21.27] Yeah, well, well me too\n[01:22.85] Oh!\n[01:23.54] And I've sleepin' with your dog Woofie\n[01:24.81] Woofie, you bitch!\n[01:26.55] Well, I'm also sleepin' with your pet goat\n[01:29.00] That goat doesn't love you\n[01:30.78] Once you start watchin', there's just no stoppin'\n[01:32.86] Your brain shuts down, then your IQ's droppin'\n[01:34.78] Jerry's the king of confrontation, he's a sensation\n[01:37.54] He puts the 'sin' in syndication\n[01:39.38] It's totally worthless, like a bad check, it's like a train wreck\n[01:42.02] Don't wanna stare but you can't look away\n[01:43.55] Like Sally Jesse he does talk shows but with more weirdos\n[01:45.96] The ratings jumpin' higher everyday\n[01:47.91] If you've seen the show, well, then you know\n[01:49.15] It's just as low as you can go\n[01:50.45] The guests are tacky and they're lacking in their hygiene\n[01:52.13] And pretty soon some ugly goon\n[01:53.48] Comes in the room and then it's 'boom'\n[01:54.54] In the face of some unsuspecting drag queen\n[01:56.49] Well, it's the kind of show where people scream obscenities\n[01:58.52] Yankin' hair, throwin' chairs at their hubbies\n[02:00.64] \"Jerry, Jerry\", now the crowd starts their favorite chant\n[02:02.78] Should I turn off my TV? I just can't\n[02:04.75] I have a tendency to watch it religiously\n[02:07.13] I have a history of taping each one\n[02:09.24] It's been one week since the show about\n[02:11.18] Psycho killers with problems they should work out\n[02:13.45] Five days since the big surprise, when\n[02:15.55] Some loser's wife said that she's still dating twenty guys\n[02:17.67] Three days since he interviewed a bunch of psychic\n[02:20.22] Porn star midgets who were all nude\n[02:21.82] Yesterday, it occurred to me\n[02:23.92] That I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer\n[02:27.65] Tired of wastin' my time on that Jerry Springer\n[02:32.26] I've got way too much class to watch Jerry Springer\n[02:36.02] Come over here and pull on my finger\n[02:40.12] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Jerry Springer\n  artist: “Weird Al” Yankovic\n  album: 'Squeeze Box: The Complete Works of “Weird Al” Yankovic'\n  duration_ms: 167000\n  instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: It's been one week 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They don't care, they've got no shame\n  There was one guy who I'm sure felt a little strange\n  When he found out that his wife had a sex change\n  They have a tendency to scream and yell constantly\n  They have a history of ripping off their shirts\n  It's been one week since they had the fight\n  With the Siamese twins and the transvestite\n  Five days since that awful brawl\n  They still haven't got the blood off the wall\n  It's been three days since the bitter feud\n  Between the KKK and that gay Jewish black dude\n  Yesterday, it finally dawned on me\n  I'm spendin' way too much time on that Jerry Springer\n  Baby, I've been sleepin' with your sister\n  Oh, which one? All of 'em\n  Ah, well, I've been sleepin' with your best friend Jake\n  Yeah? 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