[{"id":3435990,"name":"I Can’t Watch This","trackName":"I Can’t Watch This","artistName":"“Weird Al” Yankovic","albumName":"Squeeze Box: The Complete Works of “Weird Al” Yankovic","duration":211.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":true,"plainLyrics":"I can't watch this\n\nI can't watch this\n\nI can't watch this\n\nMy, my, my (I can't watch this)\nMy TV makes me so bored\nMakes me say \"oh, my Lord\"\nWhat is this garbage here?\nWanna cover my eyes and plug my ears\nIt sucks, and that's no lie\nIt's about as much fun as watching paint dry\nLowers my IQ one notch\nAnd that's the reason why, uh, I can't watch\n\nI told you homeboy... I can't watch this\nYeah, nothing but trash and you know... I can't watch this\nPoke out my eyes, man... I can't watch this\nYo, gimme that remote control... I can't watch this\n\nTalkin' 'bout sick shows\nThere's America's Funniest Home Videos\nI can't believe my eyes\nWhen I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize\nSomebody's poor old mom falls down off the roof\nLands right on the lawn\nFace first on a rake\nI hear they've got it on the seventeenth take\nThat's funny as a kick in the crotch\nAnd that kind of show, uh, I can't watch\n\nYo, I told you... I can't watch this\nChange the channel now, man... I can't watch this\nYo, pass the TV Guide here, sucker... I can't watch this\n\nCosby Show and Roseanne\nThink I've taken 'bout as much as I can\nJudge Wapner, oh my\nYou gotta be Rain Man to like this guy\nThirtysomething is alright\nIf you like hearing yuppies whining all night\nCan't stand Twin Peaks\nWish they'd lynch those doughnut-eatin' freaks\nThose Siskel & Ebert bums\nOughta go home and sit on their thumbs\n\nThat's word because you know... I can't watch this\nI can't watch this\nBreak it down!\n\nHere's how to order...\nMoney back guarantee...\nRemoves tough stains fast...\nIt tastes more like fresh peanuts...\nThey keep going and going...\nDon't hate me because I'm beautiful...\nCould be dandruff...\nOur prices are insane!\nStop, prime-time\n\nI'm pretty sure I'll be sick\nIf I have to watch another stupid pet trick\nOr that guy with the real flat hair\nThat goes \"woof-woof-woof\" and waves his fist in the air\nOr those weird talk shows\nAbout transsexual Nazi Eskimos\nThey're rude, crude and vile\nJust for a minute let's flip down the dial\n\nFlip, flip, flip... yech, I can't watch this\nLook man... I can't watch this\nI can't take this torture no more, I can't...\nI can't watch this\nPay the bills, station break\nBreak it down!\n\nOperators are standing by...\nCubic zirconium necklaces...\nYou're soaking in it...\nAnd our fabulous swimsuit issue...\nWhen you've got a headache this big...\nRead the book...\nThis is your brain on drugs...\nI've fallen and I can't get up!\nStop, Cable Time\n\nHBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV\nI might like 'em more after my lobotomy\nNow why did I ever pay for this junk?\nI hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk\nJust brainless blood and guts, and mindless T&A\nIt's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away\n\nI can't watch this\n\nI can't watch this\n\nI can't watch this\n\nYeah... I can't watch this\nI told you... can't watch this\nToo hip, can't watch this\nGet me outta here... can't watch this","syncedLyrics":"[00:03.99] I can't watch this\n[00:07.54] I can't watch this\n[00:11.01] I can't watch this\n[00:13.86] My, my, my (I can't watch this)\n[00:15.49] My TV makes me so bored\n[00:17.28] Makes me say \"oh, my Lord\"\n[00:18.89] What is this garbage here?\n[00:20.65] Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears\n[00:22.50] It sucks, and that's no lie\n[00:24.31] It's about as much fun as watching paint dry\n[00:26.20] Lowers my IQ one notch\n[00:28.11] And that's the reason why, uh, I can't watch\n[00:31.43] I told you homeboy... I can't watch this\n[00:34.61] Yeah, nothing but trash and you know... I can't watch this\n[00:38.43] Poke out my eyes, man... I can't watch this\n[00:41.65] Yo, gimme that remote control... I can't watch this\n[00:44.51] Talkin' 'bout sick shows\n[00:46.13] There's America's Funniest Home Videos\n[00:47.73] I can't believe my eyes\n[00:49.66] When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize\n[00:51.42] Somebody's poor old mom falls down off the roof\n[00:54.27] Lands right on the lawn\n[00:55.11] Face first on a rake\n[00:57.10] I hear they've got it on the seventeenth take\n[00:58.75] That's funny as a kick in the crotch\n[01:00.78] And that kind of show, uh, I can't watch\n[01:04.60] Yo, I told you... I can't watch this\n[01:07.86] Change the channel now, man... I can't watch this\n[01:10.64] Yo, pass the TV Guide here, sucker... I can't watch this\n[01:13.64] Cosby Show and Roseanne\n[01:15.04] Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can\n[01:16.75] Judge Wapner, oh my\n[01:18.69] You gotta be Rain Man to like this guy\n[01:20.35] Thirtysomething is alright\n[01:22.21] If you like hearing yuppies whining all night\n[01:23.98] Can't stand Twin Peaks\n[01:25.93] Wish they'd lynch those doughnut-eatin' freaks\n[01:27.62] Those Siskel & Ebert bums\n[01:29.64] Oughta go home and sit on their thumbs\n[01:32.36] That's word because you know... I can't watch this\n[01:37.98] I can't watch this\n[01:41.60] Break it down!\n[01:42.38] Here's how to order...\n[01:43.33] Money back guarantee...\n[01:44.33] Removes tough stains fast...\n[01:46.19] It tastes more like fresh peanuts...\n[01:47.68] They keep going and going...\n[01:49.60] Don't hate me because I'm beautiful...\n[01:51.31] Could be dandruff...\n[01:52.27] Our prices are insane!\n[01:55.24] Stop, prime-time\n[01:56.67] I'm pretty sure I'll be sick\n[01:58.43] If I have to watch another stupid pet trick\n[02:00.16] Or that guy with the real flat hair\n[02:01.95] That goes \"woof-woof-woof\" and waves his fist in the air\n[02:03.79] Or those weird talk shows\n[02:05.77] About transsexual Nazi Eskimos\n[02:07.36] They're rude, crude and vile\n[02:09.38] Just for a minute let's flip down the dial\n[02:11.37] Flip, flip, flip... yech, I can't watch this\n[02:16.83] Look man... I can't watch this\n[02:19.61] I can't take this torture no more, I can't...\n[02:21.55] I can't watch this\n[02:23.14] Pay the bills, station break\n[02:25.08] Break it down!\n[02:25.65] Operators are standing by...\n[02:27.10] Cubic zirconium necklaces...\n[02:28.52] You're soaking in it...\n[02:29.49] And our fabulous swimsuit issue...\n[02:31.34] When you've got a headache this big...\n[02:33.18] Read the book...\n[02:33.85] This is your brain on drugs...\n[02:35.43] I've fallen and I can't get up!\n[02:38.78] Stop, Cable Time\n[02:40.08] HBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV\n[02:43.46] I might like 'em more after my lobotomy\n[02:47.17] Now why did I ever pay for this junk?\n[02:50.57] I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk\n[02:54.46] Just brainless blood and guts, and mindless T&A\n[02:57.97] It's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away\n[03:01.23] I can't watch this\n[03:04.60] I can't watch this\n[03:08.23] I can't watch this\n[03:10.85] Yeah... I can't watch this\n[03:14.25] I told you... can't watch this\n[03:18.39] Too hip, can't watch this\n[03:21.83] Get me outta here... can't watch this\n[03:23.03] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n title: I Can’t Watch This\n artist: “Weird Al” Yankovic\n album: 'Squeeze Box: The Complete Works of “Weird Al” Yankovic'\n duration_ms: 211000\n instrumental: false\n language: en\nlines:\n- text: I can't watch this\n start_ms: 3970\n end_ms: 4730\n words:\n - text: 'I '\n start_ms: 3970\n - text: 'can''t '\n start_ms: 4050\n - text: 'watch '\n start_ms: 4230\n - text: this\n start_ms: 4490\n- text: I can't watch this\n start_ms: 7520\n end_ms: 8340\n words:\n - text: 'I '\n start_ms: 7520\n - text: 'can''t '\n start_ms: 7580\n - text: 'watch '\n start_ms: 7800\n - text: this\n start_ms: 8080\n- text: I can't watch this\n start_ms: 11010\n end_ms: 11890\n words:\n - text: 'I '\n start_ms: 11010\n - text: 'can''t '\n start_ms: 11070\n - text: 'watch '\n start_ms: 11310\n - text: this\n start_ms: 11570\n- text: My, my, my (I can't watch this)\n start_ms: 13810\n end_ms: 15130\n words:\n - text: 'My, '\n start_ms: 13810\n - text: 'my, '\n start_ms: 14270\n - text: 'my '\n start_ms: 14710\n - text: '(I '\n start_ms: 14890\n - text: 'can''t '\n start_ms: 14910\n - text: 'watch '\n start_ms: 15070\n - text: this)\n start_ms: 15110\n- text: My TV makes me so bored\n start_ms: 15440\n end_ms: 17260\n words:\n - text: 'My '\n start_ms: 15440\n - text: 'TV '\n start_ms: 15787\n - text: 'makes '\n start_ms: 16185\n - text: 'me '\n start_ms: 16428\n - text: 'so '\n start_ms: 16775\n - text: bored\n start_ms: 17000\n- text: Makes me say \"oh, my Lord\"\n start_ms: 17260\n end_ms: 18820\n words:\n - text: 'Makes '\n start_ms: 17260\n - text: 'me '\n start_ms: 17499\n - text: 'say '\n start_ms: 17664\n - text: '\"oh, '\n start_ms: 18086\n - text: 'my '\n start_ms: 18306\n - text: Lord\"\n start_ms: 18508\n- text: What is this garbage here?\n start_ms: 18820\n end_ms: 20320\n words:\n - text: 'What '\n start_ms: 18820\n - text: 'is '\n start_ms: 19100\n - text: 'this '\n start_ms: 19500\n - text: 'garbage '\n start_ms: 19720\n - text: here?\n start_ms: 20160\n- text: Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears\n start_ms: 20620\n end_ms: 22420\n words:\n - text: 'Wanna '\n start_ms: 20620\n - text: 'cover '\n start_ms: 20860\n - text: 'my '\n start_ms: 21080\n - text: 'eyes '\n start_ms: 21360\n - text: 'and '\n start_ms: 21580\n - text: 'plug '\n start_ms: 21740\n - text: 'my '\n start_ms: 22020\n - text: ears\n start_ms: 22240\n- text: It sucks, and that's no lie\n start_ms: 22530\n end_ms: 24250\n words:\n - text: 'It '\n start_ms: 22530\n - text: 'sucks, '\n start_ms: 22770\n - text: 'and '\n start_ms: 23550\n - text: 'that''s '\n start_ms: 23650\n - text: 'no '\n start_ms: 23870\n - text: lie\n start_ms: 24070\n- text: It's about as much fun as watching paint dry\n start_ms: 24310\n end_ms: 26030\n words:\n - text: 'It''s '\n start_ms: 24310\n - text: 'about '\n start_ms: 24450\n - text: 'as '\n start_ms: 24650\n - text: 'much '\n start_ms: 24750\n - text: 'fun '\n start_ms: 24990\n - text: 'as '\n start_ms: 25250\n - text: 'watching '\n start_ms: 25390\n - text: 'paint '\n start_ms: 25670\n - text: dry\n start_ms: 25870\n- text: Lowers my IQ one notch\n start_ms: 26270\n end_ms: 28120\n words:\n - text: 'Lowers '\n start_ms: 26270\n - text: 'my '\n start_ms: 26546\n - text: 'IQ '\n start_ms: 27274\n - text: 'one '\n start_ms: 27667\n - text: notch\n start_ms: 27844\n- text: And that's the reason why, uh, I can't watch\n start_ms: 28120\n end_ms: 29920\n words:\n - text: 'And '\n start_ms: 28120\n - text: 'that''s '\n start_ms: 28220\n - text: 'the '\n start_ms: 28380\n - text: 'reason '\n start_ms: 28460\n - text: 'why, '\n start_ms: 28660\n - text: 'uh, '\n start_ms: 28960\n - text: 'I '\n start_ms: 29260\n - text: 'can''t '\n start_ms: 29360\n - text: watch\n start_ms: 29600\n- text: I told you homeboy... 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I can't watch this\n I can't watch this\n Break it down!\n\n Here's how to order...\n Money back guarantee...\n Removes tough stains fast...\n It tastes more like fresh peanuts...\n They keep going and going...\n Don't hate me because I'm beautiful...\n Could be dandruff...\n Our prices are insane!\n Stop, prime-time\n\n I'm pretty sure I'll be sick\n If I have to watch another stupid pet trick\n Or that guy with the real flat hair\n That goes \"woof-woof-woof\" and waves his fist in the air\n Or those weird talk shows\n About transsexual Nazi Eskimos\n They're rude, crude and vile\n Just for a minute let's flip down the dial\n\n Flip, flip, flip... yech, I can't watch this\n Look man... I can't watch this\n I can't take this torture no more, I can't...\n I can't watch this\n Pay the bills, station break\n Break it down!\n\n Operators are standing by...\n Cubic zirconium necklaces...\n You're soaking in it...\n And our fabulous swimsuit issue...\n When you've got a headache this big...\n Read the book...\n This is your brain on drugs...\n I've fallen and I can't get up!\n Stop, Cable Time\n\n HBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV\n I might like 'em more after my lobotomy\n Now why did I ever pay for this junk?\n I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk\n Just brainless blood and guts, and mindless T&A\n It's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away\n\n I can't watch this\n\n I can't watch this\n\n I can't watch this\n\n Yeah... I can't watch this\n I told you... can't watch this\n Too hip, can't watch this\n Get me outta here... can't watch this\n"},{"id":1075578,"name":"I Can’t Watch This","trackName":"I Can’t Watch This","artistName":"'Weird Al' Yankovic","albumName":"Squeeze Box: The Complete Works of “Weird Al” Yankovic","duration":211.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":true,"plainLyrics":"I can't watch this\n\nI can't watch this\n\nI can't watch this\n\nMy, my, my (I can't watch this)\nMy TV makes me so bored\nMakes me say \"oh, my Lord\"\nWhat is this garbage here?\nWanna cover my eyes and plug my ears\nIt sucks, and that's no lie\nIt's about as much fun as watching paint dry\nLowers my IQ one notch\nAnd that's the reason why, uh, I can't watch\n\nI told you homeboy... I can't watch this\nYeah, nothing but trash and you know... I can't watch this\nPoke out my eyes, man... I can't watch this\nYo, gimme that remote control... I can't watch this\n\nTalkin' 'bout sick shows\nThere's America's Funniest Home Videos\nI can't believe my eyes\nWhen I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize\nSomebody's poor old mom falls down off the roof\nLands right on the lawn\nFace first on a rake\nI hear they've got it on the seventeenth take\nThat's funny as a kick in the crotch\nAnd that kind of show, uh, I can't watch\n\nYo, I told you... I can't watch this\nChange the channel now, man... I can't watch this\nYo, pass the TV Guide here, sucker... I can't watch this\n\nCosby Show and Roseanne\nThink I've taken 'bout as much as I can\nJudge Wapner, oh my\nYou gotta be Rain Man to like this guy\nThirtysomething is alright\nIf you like hearing yuppies whining all night\nCan't stand Twin Peaks\nWish they'd lynch those doughnut-eatin' freaks\nThose Siskel & Ebert bums\nOughta go home and sit on their thumbs\n\nThat's word because you know... I can't watch this\nI can't watch this\nBreak it down!\n\nHere's how to order...\nMoney back guarantee...\nRemoves tough stains fast...\nIt tastes more like fresh peanuts...\nThey keep going and going...\nDon't hate me because I'm beautiful...\nCould be dandruff...\nOur prices are insane!\nStop, prime-time\n\nI'm pretty sure I'll be sick\nIf I have to watch another stupid pet trick\nOr that guy with the real flat hair\nThat goes \"woof-woof-woof\" and waves his fist in the air\nOr those weird talk shows\nAbout transsexual Nazi Eskimos\nThey're rude, crude and vile\nJust for a minute let's flip down the dial\n\nFlip, flip, flip... yech, I can't watch this\nLook man... I can't watch this\nI can't take this torture no more, I can't...\nI can't watch this\nPay the bills, station break\nBreak it down!\n\nOperators are standing by...\nCubic zirconium necklaces...\nYou're soaking in it...\nAnd our fabulous swimsuit issue...\nWhen you've got a headache this big...\nRead the book...\nThis is your brain on drugs...\nI've fallen and I can't get up!\nStop, Cable Time\n\nHBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV\nI might like 'em more after my lobotomy\nNow why did I ever pay for this junk?\nI hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk\nJust brainless blood and guts, and mindless T&A\nIt's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away\n\nI can't watch this\n\nI can't watch this\n\nI can't watch this\n\nYeah... I can't watch this\nI told you... can't watch this\nToo hip, can't watch this\nGet me outta here... can't watch this","syncedLyrics":"[00:03.99] I can't watch this\n[00:07.54] I can't watch this\n[00:11.01] I can't watch this\n[00:13.86] My, my, my (I can't watch this)\n[00:15.49] My TV makes me so bored\n[00:17.28] Makes me say \"oh, my Lord\"\n[00:18.89] What is this garbage here?\n[00:20.65] Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears\n[00:22.50] It sucks, and that's no lie\n[00:24.31] It's about as much fun as watching paint dry\n[00:26.20] Lowers my IQ one notch\n[00:28.11] And that's the reason why, uh, I can't watch\n[00:31.43] I told you homeboy... I can't watch this\n[00:34.61] Yeah, nothing but trash and you know... I can't watch this\n[00:38.43] Poke out my eyes, man... I can't watch this\n[00:41.65] Yo, gimme that remote control... 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I can't watch this\n[01:13.64] Cosby Show and Roseanne\n[01:15.04] Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can\n[01:16.75] Judge Wapner, oh my\n[01:18.69] You gotta be Rain Man to like this guy\n[01:20.35] Thirtysomething is alright\n[01:22.21] If you like hearing yuppies whining all night\n[01:23.98] Can't stand Twin Peaks\n[01:25.93] Wish they'd lynch those doughnut-eatin' freaks\n[01:27.62] Those Siskel & Ebert bums\n[01:29.64] Oughta go home and sit on their thumbs\n[01:32.36] That's word because you know... 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I can't watch this\n[02:19.61] I can't take this torture no more, I can't...\n[02:21.55] I can't watch this\n[02:23.14] Pay the bills, station break\n[02:25.08] Break it down!\n[02:25.65] Operators are standing by...\n[02:27.10] Cubic zirconium necklaces...\n[02:28.52] You're soaking in it...\n[02:29.49] And our fabulous swimsuit issue...\n[02:31.34] When you've got a headache this big...\n[02:33.18] Read the book...\n[02:33.85] This is your brain on drugs...\n[02:35.43] I've fallen and I can't get up!\n[02:38.78] Stop, Cable Time\n[02:40.08] HBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV\n[02:43.46] I might like 'em more after my lobotomy\n[02:47.17] Now why did I ever pay for this junk?\n[02:50.57] I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk\n[02:54.46] Just brainless blood and guts, and mindless T&A\n[02:57.97] It's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away\n[03:01.23] I can't watch this\n[03:04.60] I can't watch this\n[03:08.23] I can't watch this\n[03:10.85] Yeah... 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I can't watch this\n\n Talkin' 'bout sick shows\n There's America's Funniest Home Videos\n I can't believe my eyes\n When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize\n Somebody's poor old mom falls down off the roof\n Lands right on the lawn\n Face first on a rake\n I hear they've got it on the seventeenth take\n That's funny as a kick in the crotch\n And that kind of show, uh, I can't watch\n\n Yo, I told you... I can't watch this\n Change the channel now, man... I can't watch this\n Yo, pass the TV Guide here, sucker... I can't watch this\n\n Cosby Show and Roseanne\n Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can\n Judge Wapner, oh my\n You gotta be Rain Man to like this guy\n Thirtysomething is alright\n If you like hearing yuppies whining all night\n Can't stand Twin Peaks\n Wish they'd lynch those doughnut-eatin' freaks\n Those Siskel & Ebert bums\n Oughta go home and sit on their thumbs\n\n That's word because you know... I can't watch this\n I can't watch this\n Break it down!\n\n Here's how to order...\n Money back guarantee...\n Removes tough stains fast...\n It tastes more like fresh peanuts...\n They keep going and going...\n Don't hate me because I'm beautiful...\n Could be dandruff...\n Our prices are insane!\n Stop, prime-time\n\n I'm pretty sure I'll be sick\n If I have to watch another stupid pet trick\n Or that guy with the real flat hair\n That goes \"woof-woof-woof\" and waves his fist in the air\n Or those weird talk shows\n About transsexual Nazi Eskimos\n They're rude, crude and vile\n Just for a minute let's flip down the dial\n\n Flip, flip, flip... yech, I can't watch this\n Look man... I can't watch this\n I can't take this torture no more, I can't...\n I can't watch this\n Pay the bills, station break\n Break it down!\n\n Operators are standing by...\n Cubic zirconium necklaces...\n You're soaking in it...\n And our fabulous swimsuit issue...\n When you've got a headache this big...\n Read the book...\n This is your brain on drugs...\n I've fallen and I can't get up!\n Stop, Cable Time\n\n HBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV\n I might like 'em more after my lobotomy\n Now why did I ever pay for this junk?\n I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk\n Just brainless blood and guts, and mindless T&A\n It's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away\n\n I can't watch this\n\n I can't watch this\n\n I can't watch this\n\n Yeah... 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I can't watch this\nI can't take this torture no more, I can't...\nI can't watch this\nPay the bills, station break\nBreak it down!\n\nOperators are standing by...\nCubic zirconium necklaces...\nYou're soaking in it...\nAnd our fabulous swimsuit issue...\nWhen you've got a headache this big...\nRead the book...\nThis is your brain on drugs...\nI've fallen and I can't get up!\nStop, Cable Time\n\nHBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV\nI might like 'em more after my lobotomy\nNow why did I ever pay for this junk?\nI hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk\nJust brainless blood and guts, and mindless T&A\nIt's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away\n\nI can't watch this\n\nI can't watch this\n\nI can't watch this\n\nYeah... I can't watch this\nI told you... can't watch this\nToo hip, can't watch this\nGet me outta here... can't watch this","syncedLyrics":"[00:03.93] I can't watch this\n[00:07.54] I can't watch this\n[00:11.06] I can't watch this\n[00:13.89] My, my, my (I can't watch this)\n[00:15.48] My TV makes me so bored\n[00:17.20] Makes me say \"oh, my Lord\"\n[00:18.89] What is this garbage here?\n[00:20.66] Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears\n[00:22.54] It sucks, and that's no lie\n[00:24.39] It's about as much fun as watching paint dry\n[00:26.29] Lowers my IQ one notch\n[00:28.13] And that's the reason why, uh, I can't watch\n[00:31.40] I told you homeboy... I can't watch this\n[00:34.66] Yeah, nothing but trash and you know... I can't watch this\n[00:38.49] Poke out my eyes, man... I can't watch this\n[00:41.67] Yo, gimme that remote control... 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I can't watch this\n[01:13.65] Cosby Show and Roseanne\n[01:15.02] Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can\n[01:16.76] Judge Wapner, oh my\n[01:18.60] You gotta be Rain Man to like this guy\n[01:20.39] Thirtysomething is alright\n[01:22.25] If you like hearing yuppies whining all night\n[01:23.98] Can't stand Twin Peaks\n[01:25.99] Wish they'd lynch those doughnut-eatin' freaks\n[01:27.65] Those Siskel & Ebert bums\n[01:29.64] Oughta go home and sit on their thumbs\n[01:32.34] That's word because you know... 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I can't watch this\n[02:19.66] I can't take this torture no more, I can't...\n[02:21.52] I can't watch this\n[02:23.16] Pay the bills, station break\n[02:25.05] Break it down!\n[02:25.68] Operators are standing by...\n[02:27.17] Cubic zirconium necklaces...\n[02:28.56] You're soaking in it...\n[02:29.47] And our fabulous swimsuit issue...\n[02:31.36] When you've got a headache this big...\n[02:33.12] Read the book...\n[02:33.81] This is your brain on drugs...\n[02:35.46] I've fallen and I can't get up!\n[02:38.65] Stop, Cable Time\n[02:40.08] HBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV\n[02:43.46] I might like 'em more after my lobotomy\n[02:47.19] Now why did I ever pay for this junk?\n[02:50.52] I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk\n[02:54.48] Just brainless blood and guts, and mindless T&A\n[02:57.93] It's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away\n[03:01.28] I can't watch this\n[03:04.65] I can't watch this\n[03:08.23] I can't watch this\n[03:10.87] Yeah... 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I can't watch this\n I told you... can't watch this\n Too hip, can't watch this\n Get me outta here... can't watch this\n"},{"id":21267398,"name":"I Can't Watch This","trackName":"I Can't Watch This","artistName":"Weird Al Yankovic","albumName":"Weird Al - Original to Parody","duration":212.413333,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"I can't watch this\n\nI can't watch this\n\nI can't watch this\n\nMy, my, my (I can't watch this)\nMy TV makes me so bored\nMakes me say \"oh, my Lord\"\nWhat is this garbage here?\nWanna cover my eyes and plug my ears\nIt sucks, and that's no lie\nIt's about as much fun as watching paint dry\nLowers my IQ one notch\nAnd that's the reason why, uh, I can't watch\n\nI told you homeboy... I can't watch this\nYeah, nothing but trash and you know... I can't watch this\nPoke out my eyes, man... I can't watch this\nYo, gimme that remote control... I can't watch this\n\nTalkin' 'bout sick shows\nThere's America's Funniest Home Videos\nI can't believe my eyes\nWhen I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize\nSomebody's poor old mom falls down off the roof\nLands right on the lawn\nFace first on a rake\nI hear they've got it on the seventeenth take\nThat's funny as a kick in the crotch\nAnd that kind of show, uh, I can't watch\n\nYo, I told you... I can't watch this\nChange the channel now, man... I can't watch this\nYo, pass the TV Guide here, sucker... I can't watch this\n\nCosby Show and Roseanne\nThink I've taken 'bout as much as I can\nJudge Wapner, oh my\nYou gotta be Rain Man to like this guy\nThirtysomething is alright\nIf you like hearing yuppies whining all night\nCan't stand Twin Peaks\nWish they'd lynch those doughnut-eatin' freaks\nThose Siskel & Ebert bums\nOughta go home and sit on their thumbs\n\nThat's word because you know... I can't watch this\nI can't watch this\nBreak it down!\n\nHere's how to order...\nMoney back guarantee...\nRemoves tough stains fast...\nIt tastes more like fresh peanuts...\nThey keep going and going...\nDon't hate me because I'm beautiful...\nCould be dandruff...\nOur prices are insane!\nStop, prime-time\n\nI'm pretty sure I'll be sick\nIf I have to watch another stupid pet trick\nOr that guy with the real flat hair\nThat goes \"woof-woof-woof\" and waves his fist in the air\nOr those weird talk shows\nAbout transsexual Nazi Eskimos\nThey're rude, crude and vile\nJust for a minute let's flip down the dial\n\nFlip, flip, flip... yech, I can't watch this\nLook man... I can't watch this\nI can't take this torture no more, I can't...\nI can't watch this\nPay the bills, station break\nBreak it down!\n\nOperators are standing by...\nCubic zirconium necklaces...\nYou're soaking in it...\nAnd our fabulous swimsuit issue...\nWhen you've got a headache this big...\nRead the book...\nThis is your brain on drugs...\nI've fallen and I can't get up!\nStop, Cable Time\n\nHBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV\nI might like 'em more after my lobotomy\nNow why did I ever pay for this junk?\nI hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk\nJust brainless blood and guts, and mindless T&A\nIt's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away\n\nI can't watch this\n\nI can't watch this\n\nI can't watch this\n\nYeah... I can't watch this\nI told you... can't watch this\nToo hip, can't watch this\nGet me outta here... can't watch this","syncedLyrics":"[00:03.99] I can't watch this\n[00:07.54] I can't watch this\n[00:11.01] I can't watch this\n[00:13.86] My, my, my (I can't watch this)\n[00:15.49] My TV makes me so bored\n[00:17.28] Makes me say \"oh, my Lord\"\n[00:18.89] What is this garbage here?\n[00:20.65] Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears\n[00:22.50] It sucks, and that's no lie\n[00:24.31] It's about as much fun as watching paint dry\n[00:26.20] Lowers my IQ one notch\n[00:28.11] And that's the reason why, uh, I can't watch\n[00:31.43] I told you homeboy... I can't watch this\n[00:34.61] Yeah, nothing but trash and you know... I can't watch this\n[00:38.43] Poke out my eyes, man... I can't watch this\n[00:41.65] Yo, gimme that remote control... I can't watch this\n[00:44.51] Talkin' 'bout sick shows\n[00:46.13] There's America's Funniest Home Videos\n[00:47.73] I can't believe my eyes\n[00:49.66] When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize\n[00:51.42] Somebody's poor old mom falls down off the roof\n[00:54.27] Lands right on the lawn\n[00:55.11] Face first on a rake\n[00:57.10] I hear they've got it on the seventeenth take\n[00:58.75] That's funny as a kick in the crotch\n[01:00.78] And that kind of show, uh, I can't watch\n[01:04.60] Yo, I told you... I can't watch this\n[01:07.86] Change the channel now, man... I can't watch this\n[01:10.64] Yo, pass the TV Guide here, sucker... I can't watch this\n[01:13.64] Cosby Show and Roseanne\n[01:15.04] Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can\n[01:16.75] Judge Wapner, oh my\n[01:18.69] You gotta be Rain Man to like this guy\n[01:20.35] Thirtysomething is alright\n[01:22.21] If you like hearing yuppies whining all night\n[01:23.98] Can't stand Twin Peaks\n[01:25.93] Wish they'd lynch those doughnut-eatin' freaks\n[01:27.62] Those Siskel & Ebert bums\n[01:29.64] Oughta go home and sit on their thumbs\n[01:32.36] That's word because you know... I can't watch this\n[01:37.98] I can't watch this\n[01:41.60] Break it down!\n[01:42.38] Here's how to order...\n[01:43.33] Money back guarantee...\n[01:44.33] Removes tough stains fast...\n[01:46.19] It tastes more like fresh peanuts...\n[01:47.68] They keep going and going...\n[01:49.60] Don't hate me because I'm beautiful...\n[01:51.31] Could be dandruff...\n[01:52.27] Our prices are insane!\n[01:55.24] Stop, prime-time\n[01:56.67] I'm pretty sure I'll be sick\n[01:58.43] If I have to watch another stupid pet trick\n[02:00.16] Or that guy with the real flat hair\n[02:01.95] That goes \"woof-woof-woof\" and waves his fist in the air\n[02:03.79] Or those weird talk shows\n[02:05.77] About transsexual Nazi Eskimos\n[02:07.36] They're rude, crude and vile\n[02:09.38] Just for a minute let's flip down the dial\n[02:11.37] Flip, flip, flip... yech, I can't watch this\n[02:16.83] Look man... I can't watch this\n[02:19.61] I can't take this torture no more, I can't...\n[02:21.55] I can't watch this\n[02:23.14] Pay the bills, station break\n[02:25.08] Break it down!\n[02:25.65] Operators are standing by...\n[02:27.10] Cubic zirconium necklaces...\n[02:28.52] You're soaking in it...\n[02:29.49] And our fabulous swimsuit issue...\n[02:31.34] When you've got a headache this big...\n[02:33.18] Read the book...\n[02:33.85] This is your brain on drugs...\n[02:35.43] I've fallen and I can't get up!\n[02:38.78] Stop, Cable Time\n[02:40.08] HBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV\n[02:43.46] I might like 'em more after my lobotomy\n[02:47.17] Now why did I ever pay for this junk?\n[02:50.57] I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk\n[02:54.46] Just brainless blood and guts, and mindless T&A\n[02:57.97] It's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away\n[03:01.23] I can't watch this\n[03:04.60] I can't watch this\n[03:08.23] I can't watch this\n[03:10.85] Yeah... 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I can't watch this\n I told you... can't watch this\n Too hip, can't watch this\n Get me outta here... can't watch this\n"},{"id":16238740,"name":"I Can't Watch This","trackName":"I Can't Watch This","artistName":"“Weird Al” Yankovic","albumName":"Squeeze Box∶ The Complete Works Of ′′Weird Al′′ Yankovic (Disc 7∶ Off The Deep End)","duration":211.28,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"I can't watch this\n\nI can't watch this\n\nI can't watch this\n\nMy, my, my (I can't watch this)\nMy TV makes me so bored\nMakes me say \"oh, my Lord\"\nWhat is this garbage here?\nWanna cover my eyes and plug my ears\nIt sucks, and that's no lie\nIt's about as much fun as watching paint dry\nLowers my IQ one notch\nAnd that's the reason why, uh, I can't watch\n\nI told you homeboy... I can't watch this\nYeah, nothing but trash and you know... I can't watch this\nPoke out my eyes, man... I can't watch this\nYo, gimme that remote control... I can't watch this\n\nTalkin' 'bout sick shows\nThere's America's Funniest Home Videos\nI can't believe my eyes\nWhen I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize\nSomebody's poor old mom falls down off the roof\nLands right on the lawn\nFace first on a rake\nI hear they've got it on the seventeenth take\nThat's funny as a kick in the crotch\nAnd that kind of show, uh, I can't watch\n\nYo, I told you... I can't watch this\nChange the channel now, man... I can't watch this\nYo, pass the TV Guide here, sucker... I can't watch this\n\nCosby Show and Roseanne\nThink I've taken 'bout as much as I can\nJudge Wapner, oh my\nYou gotta be Rain Man to like this guy\nThirtysomething is alright\nIf you like hearing yuppies whining all night\nCan't stand Twin Peaks\nWish they'd lynch those doughnut-eatin' freaks\nThose Siskel & Ebert bums\nOughta go home and sit on their thumbs\n\nThat's word because you know... I can't watch this\nI can't watch this\nBreak it down!\n\nHere's how to order...\nMoney back guarantee...\nRemoves tough stains fast...\nIt tastes more like fresh peanuts...\nThey keep going and going...\nDon't hate me because I'm beautiful...\nCould be dandruff...\nOur prices are insane!\nStop, prime-time\n\nI'm pretty sure I'll be sick\nIf I have to watch another stupid pet trick\nOr that guy with the real flat hair\nThat goes \"woof-woof-woof\" and waves his fist in the air\nOr those weird talk shows\nAbout transsexual Nazi Eskimos\nThey're rude, crude and vile\nJust for a minute let's flip down the dial\n\nFlip, flip, flip... yech, I can't watch this\nLook man... I can't watch this\nI can't take this torture no more, I can't...\nI can't watch this\nPay the bills, station break\nBreak it down!\n\nOperators are standing by...\nCubic zirconium necklaces...\nYou're soaking in it...\nAnd our fabulous swimsuit issue...\nWhen you've got a headache this big...\nRead the book...\nThis is your brain on drugs...\nI've fallen and I can't get up!\nStop, Cable Time\n\nHBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV\nI might like 'em more after my lobotomy\nNow why did I ever pay for this junk?\nI hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk\nJust brainless blood and guts, and mindless T&A\nIt's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away\n\nI can't watch this\n\nI can't watch this\n\nI can't watch this\n\nYeah... I can't watch this\nI told you... can't watch this\nToo hip, can't watch this\nGet me outta here... can't watch this","syncedLyrics":"[00:03.93] I can't watch this\n[00:07.54] I can't watch this\n[00:11.06] I can't watch this\n[00:13.89] My, my, my (I can't watch this)\n[00:15.48] My TV makes me so bored\n[00:17.20] Makes me say \"oh, my Lord\"\n[00:18.89] What is this garbage here?\n[00:20.66] Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears\n[00:22.54] It sucks, and that's no lie\n[00:24.39] It's about as much fun as watching paint dry\n[00:26.29] Lowers my IQ one notch\n[00:28.13] And that's the reason why, uh, I can't watch\n[00:31.40] I told you homeboy... I can't watch this\n[00:34.66] Yeah, nothing but trash and you know... I can't watch this\n[00:38.49] Poke out my eyes, man... I can't watch this\n[00:41.67] Yo, gimme that remote control... I can't watch this\n[00:44.59] Talkin' 'bout sick shows\n[00:46.14] There's America's Funniest Home Videos\n[00:47.70] I can't believe my eyes\n[00:49.61] When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize\n[00:51.49] Somebody's poor old mom falls down off the roof\n[00:54.21] Lands right on the lawn\n[00:55.12] Face first on a rake\n[00:57.10] I hear they've got it on the seventeenth take\n[00:58.73] That's funny as a kick in the crotch\n[01:00.75] And that kind of show, uh, I can't watch\n[01:04.50] Yo, I told you... I can't watch this\n[01:07.82] Change the channel now, man... I can't watch this\n[01:10.62] Yo, pass the TV Guide here, sucker... I can't watch this\n[01:13.65] Cosby Show and Roseanne\n[01:15.02] Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can\n[01:16.76] Judge Wapner, oh my\n[01:18.60] You gotta be Rain Man to like this guy\n[01:20.39] Thirtysomething is alright\n[01:22.25] If you like hearing yuppies whining all night\n[01:23.98] Can't stand Twin Peaks\n[01:25.99] Wish they'd lynch those doughnut-eatin' freaks\n[01:27.65] Those Siskel & Ebert bums\n[01:29.64] Oughta go home and sit on their thumbs\n[01:32.34] That's word because you know... I can't watch this\n[01:37.94] I can't watch this\n[01:41.64] Break it down!\n[01:42.38] Here's how to order...\n[01:43.34] Money back guarantee...\n[01:44.31] Removes tough stains fast...\n[01:46.17] It tastes more like fresh peanuts...\n[01:47.62] They keep going and going...\n[01:49.62] Don't hate me because I'm beautiful...\n[01:51.34] Could be dandruff...\n[01:52.26] Our prices are insane!\n[01:55.27] Stop, prime-time\n[01:56.69] I'm pretty sure I'll be sick\n[01:58.48] If I have to watch another stupid pet trick\n[02:00.12] Or that guy with the real flat hair\n[02:01.92] That goes \"woof-woof-woof\" and waves his fist in the air\n[02:03.78] Or those weird talk shows\n[02:05.78] About transsexual Nazi Eskimos\n[02:07.30] They're rude, crude and vile\n[02:09.30] Just for a minute let's flip down the dial\n[02:11.36] Flip, flip, flip... yech, I can't watch this\n[02:16.83] Look man... I can't watch this\n[02:19.66] I can't take this torture no more, I can't...\n[02:21.52] I can't watch this\n[02:23.16] Pay the bills, station break\n[02:25.05] Break it down!\n[02:25.68] Operators are standing by...\n[02:27.17] Cubic zirconium necklaces...\n[02:28.56] You're soaking in it...\n[02:29.47] And our fabulous swimsuit issue...\n[02:31.36] When you've got a headache this big...\n[02:33.12] Read the book...\n[02:33.81] This is your brain on drugs...\n[02:35.46] I've fallen and I can't get up!\n[02:38.65] Stop, Cable Time\n[02:40.08] HBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV\n[02:43.46] I might like 'em more after my lobotomy\n[02:47.19] Now why did I ever pay for this junk?\n[02:50.52] I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk\n[02:54.48] Just brainless blood and guts, and mindless T&A\n[02:57.93] It's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away\n[03:01.28] I can't watch this\n[03:04.65] I can't watch this\n[03:08.23] I can't watch this\n[03:10.87] Yeah... 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I can't watch this\n\nTalkin' 'bout sick shows\nThere's America's Funniest Home Videos\nI can't believe my eyes\nWhen I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize\nSomebody's poor old mom falls down off the roof\nLands right on the lawn\nFace first on a rake\nI hear they've got it on the seventeenth take\nThat's funny as a kick in the crotch\nAnd that kind of show, uh, I can't watch\n\nYo, I told you... I can't watch this\nChange the channel now, man... I can't watch this\nYo, pass the TV Guide here, sucker... I can't watch this\n\nCosby Show and Roseanne\nThink I've taken 'bout as much as I can\nJudge Wapner, oh my\nYou gotta be Rain Man to like this guy\nThirtysomething is alright\nIf you like hearing yuppies whining all night\nCan't stand Twin Peaks\nWish they'd lynch those doughnut-eatin' freaks\nThose Siskel & Ebert bums\nOughta go home and sit on their thumbs\n\nThat's word because you know... I can't watch this\nI can't watch this\nBreak it down!\n\nHere's how to order...\nMoney back guarantee...\nRemoves tough stains fast...\nIt tastes more like fresh peanuts...\nThey keep going and going...\nDon't hate me because I'm beautiful...\nCould be dandruff...\nOur prices are insane!\nStop, prime-time\n\nI'm pretty sure I'll be sick\nIf I have to watch another stupid pet trick\nOr that guy with the real flat hair\nThat goes \"woof-woof-woof\" and waves his fist in the air\nOr those weird talk shows\nAbout transsexual Nazi Eskimos\nThey're rude, crude and vile\nJust for a minute let's flip down the dial\n\nFlip, flip, flip... yech, I can't watch this\nLook man... I can't watch this\nI can't take this torture no more, I can't...\nI can't watch this\nPay the bills, station break\nBreak it down!\n\nOperators are standing by...\nCubic zirconium necklaces...\nYou're soaking in it...\nAnd our fabulous swimsuit issue...\nWhen you've got a headache this big...\nRead the book...\nThis is your brain on drugs...\nI've fallen and I can't get up!\nStop, Cable Time\n\nHBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV\nI might like 'em more after my lobotomy\nNow why did I ever pay for this junk?\nI hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk\nJust brainless blood and guts, and mindless T&A\nIt's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away\n\nI can't watch this\n\nI can't watch this\n\nI can't watch this\n\nYeah... I can't watch this\nI told you... can't watch this\nToo hip, can't watch this\nGet me outta here... can't watch this","syncedLyrics":"[00:03.95] I can't watch this\n[00:07.54] I can't watch this\n[00:11.00] I can't watch this\n[00:13.89] My, my, my (I can't watch this)\n[00:15.42] My TV makes me so bored\n[00:17.28] Makes me say \"oh, my Lord\"\n[00:18.85] What is this garbage here?\n[00:20.62] Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears\n[00:22.51] It sucks, and that's no lie\n[00:24.32] It's about as much fun as watching paint dry\n[00:26.29] Lowers my IQ one notch\n[00:28.17] And that's the reason why, uh, I can't watch\n[00:31.45] I told you homeboy... I can't watch this\n[00:34.64] Yeah, nothing but trash and you know... I can't watch this\n[00:38.41] Poke out my eyes, man... I can't watch this\n[00:41.65] Yo, gimme that remote control... 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I can't watch this\n[01:13.68] Cosby Show and Roseanne\n[01:15.04] Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can\n[01:16.79] Judge Wapner, oh my\n[01:18.62] You gotta be Rain Man to like this guy\n[01:20.34] Thirtysomething is alright\n[01:22.28] If you like hearing yuppies whining all night\n[01:23.95] Can't stand Twin Peaks\n[01:25.93] Wish they'd lynch those doughnut-eatin' freaks\n[01:27.63] Those Siskel & Ebert bums\n[01:29.68] Oughta go home and sit on their thumbs\n[01:32.35] That's word because you know... 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I can't watch this\n[02:19.68] I can't take this torture no more, I can't...\n[02:21.58] I can't watch this\n[02:23.11] Pay the bills, station break\n[02:25.03] Break it down!\n[02:25.67] Operators are standing by...\n[02:27.16] Cubic zirconium necklaces...\n[02:28.56] You're soaking in it...\n[02:29.41] And our fabulous swimsuit issue...\n[02:31.34] When you've got a headache this big...\n[02:33.12] Read the book...\n[02:33.87] This is your brain on drugs...\n[02:35.42] I've fallen and I can't get up!\n[02:38.66] Stop, Cable Time\n[02:40.08] HBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV\n[02:43.44] I might like 'em more after my lobotomy\n[02:47.19] Now why did I ever pay for this junk?\n[02:50.55] I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk\n[02:54.46] Just brainless blood and guts, and mindless T&A\n[02:57.91] It's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away\n[03:01.28] I can't watch this\n[03:04.67] I can't watch this\n[03:08.29] I can't watch this\n[03:10.81] Yeah... 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I can't watch this\n I can't take this torture no more, I can't...\n I can't watch this\n Pay the bills, station break\n Break it down!\n\n Operators are standing by...\n Cubic zirconium necklaces...\n You're soaking in it...\n And our fabulous swimsuit issue...\n When you've got a headache this big...\n Read the book...\n This is your brain on drugs...\n I've fallen and I can't get up!\n Stop, Cable Time\n\n HBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV\n I might like 'em more after my lobotomy\n Now why did I ever pay for this junk?\n I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk\n Just brainless blood and guts, and mindless T&A\n It's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away\n\n I can't watch this\n\n I can't watch this\n\n I can't watch this\n\n Yeah... I can't watch this\n I told you... can't watch this\n Too hip, can't watch this\n Get me outta here... can't watch this\n"},{"id":40204682,"name":"I Can't Watch This","trackName":"I Can't Watch This","artistName":"\"Weird Al\" Yankovic","albumName":"Al in the Box","duration":212.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"I can't watch this\n\nI can't watch this\n\nI can't watch this\n\nMy, my, my (I can't watch this)\nMy TV makes me so bored\nMakes me say \"oh, my Lord\"\nWhat is this garbage here?\nWanna cover my eyes and plug my ears\nIt sucks, and that's no lie\nIt's about as much fun as watching paint dry\nLowers my IQ one notch\nAnd that's the reason why, uh, I can't watch\n\nI told you homeboy... I can't watch this\nYeah, nothing but trash and you know... I can't watch this\nPoke out my eyes, man... I can't watch this\nYo, gimme that remote control... I can't watch this\n\nTalkin' 'bout sick shows\nThere's America's Funniest Home Videos\nI can't believe my eyes\nWhen I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize\nSomebody's poor old mom falls down off the roof\nLands right on the lawn\nFace first on a rake\nI hear they've got it on the seventeenth take\nThat's funny as a kick in the crotch\nAnd that kind of show, uh, I can't watch\n\nYo, I told you... I can't watch this\nChange the channel now, man... I can't watch this\nYo, pass the TV Guide here, sucker... I can't watch this\n\nCosby Show and Roseanne\nThink I've taken 'bout as much as I can\nJudge Wapner, oh my\nYou gotta be Rain Man to like this guy\nThirtysomething is alright\nIf you like hearing yuppies whining all night\nCan't stand Twin Peaks\nWish they'd lynch those doughnut-eatin' freaks\nThose Siskel & Ebert bums\nOughta go home and sit on their thumbs\n\nThat's word because you know... I can't watch this\nI can't watch this\nBreak it down!\n\nHere's how to order...\nMoney back guarantee...\nRemoves tough stains fast...\nIt tastes more like fresh peanuts...\nThey keep going and going...\nDon't hate me because I'm beautiful...\nCould be dandruff...\nOur prices are insane!\nStop, prime-time\n\nI'm pretty sure I'll be sick\nIf I have to watch another stupid pet trick\nOr that guy with the real flat hair\nThat goes \"woof-woof-woof\" and waves his fist in the air\nOr those weird talk shows\nAbout transsexual Nazi Eskimos\nThey're rude, crude and vile\nJust for a minute let's flip down the dial\n\nFlip, flip, flip... yech, I can't watch this\nLook man... I can't watch this\nI can't take this torture no more, I can't...\nI can't watch this\nPay the bills, station break\nBreak it down!\n\nOperators are standing by...\nCubic zirconium necklaces...\nYou're soaking in it...\nAnd our fabulous swimsuit issue...\nWhen you've got a headache this big...\nRead the book...\nThis is your brain on drugs...\nI've fallen and I can't get up!\nStop, Cable Time\n\nHBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV\nI might like 'em more after my lobotomy\nNow why did I ever pay for this junk?\nI hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk\nJust brainless blood and guts, and mindless T&A\nIt's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away\n\nI can't watch this\n\nI can't watch this\n\nI can't watch this\n\nYeah... I can't watch this\nI told you... can't watch this\nToo hip, can't watch this\nGet me outta here... can't watch this","syncedLyrics":"[00:03.97] I can't watch this\n[00:07.52] I can't watch this\n[00:11.01] I can't watch this\n[00:13.81] My, my, my (I can't watch this)\n[00:15.44] My TV makes me so bored\n[00:17.26] Makes me say \"oh, my Lord\"\n[00:18.82] What is this garbage here?\n[00:20.62] Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears\n[00:22.53] It sucks, and that's no lie\n[00:24.31] It's about as much fun as watching paint dry\n[00:26.27] Lowers my IQ one notch\n[00:28.12] And that's the reason why, uh, I can't watch\n[00:31.43] I told you homeboy... I can't watch this\n[00:34.63] Yeah, nothing but trash and you know... I can't watch this\n[00:38.48] Poke out my eyes, man... I can't watch this\n[00:41.65] Yo, gimme that remote control... I can't watch this\n[00:44.59] Talkin' 'bout sick shows\n[00:46.14] There's America's Funniest Home Videos\n[00:47.79] I can't believe my eyes\n[00:49.67] When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize\n[00:51.48] Somebody's poor old mom falls down off the roof\n[00:54.28] Lands right on the lawn\n[00:55.10] Face first on a rake\n[00:57.13] I hear they've got it on the seventeenth take\n[00:58.77] That's funny as a kick in the crotch\n[01:00.76] And that kind of show, uh, I can't watch\n[01:04.56] Yo, I told you... I can't watch this\n[01:07.81] Change the channel now, man... I can't watch this\n[01:10.64] Yo, pass the TV Guide here, sucker... I can't watch this\n[01:13.62] Cosby Show and Roseanne\n[01:15.07] Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can\n[01:16.71] Judge Wapner, oh my\n[01:18.65] You gotta be Rain Man to like this guy\n[01:20.38] Thirtysomething is alright\n[01:22.23] If you like hearing yuppies whining all night\n[01:23.99] Can't stand Twin Peaks\n[01:25.95] Wish they'd lynch those doughnut-eatin' freaks\n[01:27.66] Those Siskel & Ebert bums\n[01:29.61] Oughta go home and sit on their thumbs\n[01:32.38] That's word because you know... I can't watch this\n[01:37.97] I can't watch this\n[01:41.69] Break it down!\n[01:42.31] Here's how to order...\n[01:43.30] Money back guarantee...\n[01:44.32] Removes tough stains fast...\n[01:46.19] It tastes more like fresh peanuts...\n[01:47.66] They keep going and going...\n[01:49.62] Don't hate me because I'm beautiful...\n[01:51.33] Could be dandruff...\n[01:52.25] Our prices are insane!\n[01:55.20] Stop, prime-time\n[01:56.61] I'm pretty sure I'll be sick\n[01:58.44] If I have to watch another stupid pet trick\n[02:00.10] Or that guy with the real flat hair\n[02:01.94] That goes \"woof-woof-woof\" and waves his fist in the air\n[02:03.72] Or those weird talk shows\n[02:05.77] About transsexual Nazi Eskimos\n[02:07.31] They're rude, crude and vile\n[02:09.33] Just for a minute let's flip down the dial\n[02:11.32] Flip, flip, flip... yech, I can't watch this\n[02:16.83] Look man... I can't watch this\n[02:19.61] I can't take this torture no more, I can't...\n[02:21.54] I can't watch this\n[02:23.19] Pay the bills, station break\n[02:25.00] Break it down!\n[02:25.68] Operators are standing by...\n[02:27.18] Cubic zirconium necklaces...\n[02:28.55] You're soaking in it...\n[02:29.44] And our fabulous swimsuit issue...\n[02:31.39] When you've got a headache this big...\n[02:33.14] Read the book...\n[02:33.81] This is your brain on drugs...\n[02:35.50] I've fallen and I can't get up!\n[02:38.66] Stop, Cable Time\n[02:40.02] HBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV\n[02:43.43] I might like 'em more after my lobotomy\n[02:47.14] Now why did I ever pay for this junk?\n[02:50.58] I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk\n[02:54.44] Just brainless blood and guts, and mindless T&A\n[02:57.98] It's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away\n[03:01.24] I can't watch this\n[03:04.64] I can't watch this\n[03:08.29] I can't watch this\n[03:10.89] Yeah... 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I can't watch this\n I can't take this torture no more, I can't...\n I can't watch this\n Pay the bills, station break\n Break it down!\n\n Operators are standing by...\n Cubic zirconium necklaces...\n You're soaking in it...\n And our fabulous swimsuit issue...\n When you've got a headache this big...\n Read the book...\n This is your brain on drugs...\n I've fallen and I can't get up!\n Stop, Cable Time\n\n HBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV\n I might like 'em more after my lobotomy\n Now why did I ever pay for this junk?\n I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk\n Just brainless blood and guts, and mindless T&A\n It's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away\n\n I can't watch this\n\n I can't watch this\n\n I can't watch this\n\n Yeah... 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I can't watch this\nI can't watch this\nBreak it down!\n\nHere's how to order...\nMoney back guarantee...\nRemoves tough stains fast...\nIt tastes more like fresh peanuts...\nThey keep going and going...\nDon't hate me because I'm beautiful...\nCould be dandruff...\nOur prices are insane!\nStop, prime-time\n\nI'm pretty sure I'll be sick\nIf I have to watch another stupid pet trick\nOr that guy with the real flat hair\nThat goes \"woof-woof-woof\" and waves his fist in the air\nOr those weird talk shows\nAbout transsexual Nazi Eskimos\nThey're rude, crude and vile\nJust for a minute let's flip down the dial\n\nFlip, flip, flip... yech, I can't watch this\nLook man... I can't watch this\nI can't take this torture no more, I can't...\nI can't watch this\nPay the bills, station break\nBreak it down!\n\nOperators are standing by...\nCubic zirconium necklaces...\nYou're soaking in it...\nAnd our fabulous swimsuit issue...\nWhen you've got a headache this big...\nRead the book...\nThis is your brain on drugs...\nI've fallen and I can't get up!\nStop, Cable Time\n\nHBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV\nI might like 'em more after my lobotomy\nNow why did I ever pay for this junk?\nI hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk\nJust brainless blood and guts, and mindless T&A\nIt's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away\n\nI can't watch this\n\nI can't watch this\n\nI can't watch this\n\nYeah... 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I can't watch this\n[02:19.61] I can't take this torture no more, I can't...\n[02:21.55] I can't watch this\n[02:23.14] Pay the bills, station break\n[02:25.08] Break it down!\n[02:25.65] Operators are standing by...\n[02:27.10] Cubic zirconium necklaces...\n[02:28.52] You're soaking in it...\n[02:29.49] And our fabulous swimsuit issue...\n[02:31.34] When you've got a headache this big...\n[02:33.18] Read the book...\n[02:33.85] This is your brain on drugs...\n[02:35.43] I've fallen and I can't get up!\n[02:38.78] Stop, Cable Time\n[02:40.08] HBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV\n[02:43.46] I might like 'em more after my lobotomy\n[02:47.17] Now why did I ever pay for this junk?\n[02:50.57] I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk\n[02:54.46] Just brainless blood and guts, and mindless T&A\n[02:57.97] It's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away\n[03:01.23] I can't watch this\n[03:04.60] I can't watch this\n[03:08.23] I can't watch this\n[03:10.85] Yeah... 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I can't watch this\nI can't watch this\nBreak it down!\n\nHere's how to order...\nMoney back guarantee...\nRemoves tough stains fast...\nIt tastes more like fresh peanuts...\nThey keep going and going...\nDon't hate me because I'm beautiful...\nCould be dandruff...\nOur prices are insane!\nStop, prime-time\n\nI'm pretty sure I'll be sick\nIf I have to watch another stupid pet trick\nOr that guy with the real flat hair\nThat goes \"woof-woof-woof\" and waves his fist in the air\nOr those weird talk shows\nAbout transsexual Nazi Eskimos\nThey're rude, crude and vile\nJust for a minute let's flip down the dial\n\nFlip, flip, flip... yech, I can't watch this\nLook man... I can't watch this\nI can't take this torture no more, I can't...\nI can't watch this\nPay the bills, station break\nBreak it down!\n\nOperators are standing by...\nCubic zirconium necklaces...\nYou're soaking in it...\nAnd our fabulous swimsuit issue...\nWhen you've got a headache this big...\nRead the book...\nThis is your brain on drugs...\nI've fallen and I can't get up!\nStop, Cable Time\n\nHBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV\nI might like 'em more after my lobotomy\nNow why did I ever pay for this junk?\nI hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk\nJust brainless blood and guts, and mindless T&A\nIt's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away\n\nI can't watch this\n\nI can't watch this\n\nI can't watch this\n\nYeah... 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I can't watch this\n[02:19.61] I can't take this torture no more, I can't...\n[02:21.55] I can't watch this\n[02:23.14] Pay the bills, station break\n[02:25.08] Break it down!\n[02:25.65] Operators are standing by...\n[02:27.10] Cubic zirconium necklaces...\n[02:28.52] You're soaking in it...\n[02:29.49] And our fabulous swimsuit issue...\n[02:31.34] When you've got a headache this big...\n[02:33.18] Read the book...\n[02:33.85] This is your brain on drugs...\n[02:35.43] I've fallen and I can't get up!\n[02:38.78] Stop, Cable Time\n[02:40.08] HBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV\n[02:43.46] I might like 'em more after my lobotomy\n[02:47.17] Now why did I ever pay for this junk?\n[02:50.57] I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk\n[02:54.46] Just brainless blood and guts, and mindless T&A\n[02:57.97] It's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away\n[03:01.23] I can't watch this\n[03:04.60] I can't watch this\n[03:08.23] I can't watch this\n[03:10.85] Yeah... 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I can't watch this\n I can't take this torture no more, I can't...\n I can't watch this\n Pay the bills, station break\n Break it down!\n\n Operators are standing by...\n Cubic zirconium necklaces...\n You're soaking in it...\n And our fabulous swimsuit issue...\n When you've got a headache this big...\n Read the book...\n This is your brain on drugs...\n I've fallen and I can't get up!\n Stop, Cable Time\n\n HBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV\n I might like 'em more after my lobotomy\n Now why did I ever pay for this junk?\n I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk\n Just brainless blood and guts, and mindless T&A\n It's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away\n\n I can't watch this\n\n I can't watch this\n\n I can't watch this\n\n Yeah... I can't watch this\n I told you... can't watch this\n Too hip, can't watch this\n Get me outta here... can't watch this\n"},{"id":20476503,"name":"I Can't Watch This","trackName":"I Can't Watch This","artistName":"\"Weird Al\" Yankovic","albumName":"Permanent Record: Al In The Box","duration":208.567279,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"I can't watch this\n\nI can't watch this\n\nI can't watch this\n\nMy, my, my (I can't watch this)\nMy TV makes me so bored\nMakes me say \"oh, my Lord\"\nWhat is this garbage here?\nWanna cover my eyes and plug my ears\nIt sucks, and that's no lie\nIt's about as much fun as watching paint dry\nLowers my IQ one notch\nAnd that's the reason why, uh, I can't watch\n\nI told you homeboy... I can't watch this\nYeah, nothing but trash and you know... I can't watch this\nPoke out my eyes, man... I can't watch this\nYo, gimme that remote control... I can't watch this\n\nTalkin' 'bout sick shows\nThere's America's Funniest Home Videos\nI can't believe my eyes\nWhen I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize\nSomebody's poor old mom falls down off the roof\nLands right on the lawn\nFace first on a rake\nI hear they've got it on the seventeenth take\nThat's funny as a kick in the crotch\nAnd that kind of show, uh, I can't watch\n\nYo, I told you... I can't watch this\nChange the channel now, man... I can't watch this\nYo, pass the TV Guide here, sucker... I can't watch this\n\nCosby Show and Roseanne\nThink I've taken 'bout as much as I can\nJudge Wapner, oh my\nYou gotta be Rain Man to like this guy\nThirtysomething is alright\nIf you like hearing yuppies whining all night\nCan't stand Twin Peaks\nWish they'd lynch those doughnut-eatin' freaks\nThose Siskel & Ebert bums\nOughta go home and sit on their thumbs\n\nThat's word because you know... I can't watch this\nI can't watch this\nBreak it down!\n\nHere's how to order...\nMoney back guarantee...\nRemoves tough stains fast...\nIt tastes more like fresh peanuts...\nThey keep going and going...\nDon't hate me because I'm beautiful...\nCould be dandruff...\nOur prices are insane!\nStop, prime-time\n\nI'm pretty sure I'll be sick\nIf I have to watch another stupid pet trick\nOr that guy with the real flat hair\nThat goes \"woof-woof-woof\" and waves his fist in the air\nOr those weird talk shows\nAbout transsexual Nazi Eskimos\nThey're rude, crude and vile\nJust for a minute let's flip down the dial\n\nFlip, flip, flip... yech, I can't watch this\nLook man... I can't watch this\nI can't take this torture no more, I can't...\nI can't watch this\nPay the bills, station break\nBreak it down!\n\nOperators are standing by...\nCubic zirconium necklaces...\nYou're soaking in it...\nAnd our fabulous swimsuit issue...\nWhen you've got a headache this big...\nRead the book...\nThis is your brain on drugs...\nI've fallen and I can't get up!\nStop, Cable Time\n\nHBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV\nI might like 'em more after my lobotomy\nNow why did I ever pay for this junk?\nI hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk\nJust brainless blood and guts, and mindless T&A\nIt's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away\n\nI can't watch this\n\nI can't watch this\n\nI can't watch this\n\nYeah... I can't watch this\nI told you... can't watch this\nToo hip, can't watch this\nGet me outta here... can't watch this","syncedLyrics":"[00:03.99] I can't watch this\n[00:07.54] I can't watch this\n[00:11.01] I can't watch this\n[00:13.86] My, my, my (I can't watch this)\n[00:15.49] My TV makes me so bored\n[00:17.28] Makes me say \"oh, my Lord\"\n[00:18.89] What is this garbage here?\n[00:20.65] Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears\n[00:22.50] It sucks, and that's no lie\n[00:24.31] It's about as much fun as watching paint dry\n[00:26.20] Lowers my IQ one notch\n[00:28.11] And that's the reason why, uh, I can't watch\n[00:31.43] I told you homeboy... I can't watch this\n[00:34.61] Yeah, nothing but trash and you know... I can't watch this\n[00:38.43] Poke out my eyes, man... I can't watch this\n[00:41.65] Yo, gimme that remote control... 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I can't watch this\n[01:13.64] Cosby Show and Roseanne\n[01:15.04] Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can\n[01:16.75] Judge Wapner, oh my\n[01:18.69] You gotta be Rain Man to like this guy\n[01:20.35] Thirtysomething is alright\n[01:22.21] If you like hearing yuppies whining all night\n[01:23.98] Can't stand Twin Peaks\n[01:25.93] Wish they'd lynch those doughnut-eatin' freaks\n[01:27.62] Those Siskel & Ebert bums\n[01:29.64] Oughta go home and sit on their thumbs\n[01:32.36] That's word because you know... 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I can't watch this\n[02:19.61] I can't take this torture no more, I can't...\n[02:21.55] I can't watch this\n[02:23.14] Pay the bills, station break\n[02:25.08] Break it down!\n[02:25.65] Operators are standing by...\n[02:27.10] Cubic zirconium necklaces...\n[02:28.52] You're soaking in it...\n[02:29.49] And our fabulous swimsuit issue...\n[02:31.34] When you've got a headache this big...\n[02:33.18] Read the book...\n[02:33.85] This is your brain on drugs...\n[02:35.43] I've fallen and I can't get up!\n[02:38.78] Stop, Cable Time\n[02:40.08] HBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV\n[02:43.46] I might like 'em more after my lobotomy\n[02:47.17] Now why did I ever pay for this junk?\n[02:50.57] I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk\n[02:54.46] Just brainless blood and guts, and mindless T&A\n[02:57.97] It's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away\n[03:01.23] I can't watch this\n[03:04.60] I can't watch this\n[03:08.23] I can't watch this\n[03:10.85] Yeah... 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I can't watch this\n I can't take this torture no more, I can't...\n I can't watch this\n Pay the bills, station break\n Break it down!\n\n Operators are standing by...\n Cubic zirconium necklaces...\n You're soaking in it...\n And our fabulous swimsuit issue...\n When you've got a headache this big...\n Read the book...\n This is your brain on drugs...\n I've fallen and I can't get up!\n Stop, Cable Time\n\n HBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV\n I might like 'em more after my lobotomy\n Now why did I ever pay for this junk?\n I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk\n Just brainless blood and guts, and mindless T&A\n It's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away\n\n I can't watch this\n\n I can't watch this\n\n I can't watch this\n\n Yeah... I can't watch this\n I told you... can't watch this\n Too hip, can't watch this\n Get me outta here... can't watch this\n"},{"id":24410876,"name":"I Can’t Watch This","trackName":"I Can’t Watch This","artistName":"“Weird Al” Yankovic","albumName":"Permanent Record: Al in the Box","duration":208.567279,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"I can't watch this\n\nI can't watch this\n\nI can't watch this\n\nMy, my, my (I can't watch this)\nMy TV makes me so bored\nMakes me say \"oh, my Lord\"\nWhat is this garbage here?\nWanna cover my eyes and plug my ears\nIt sucks, and that's no lie\nIt's about as much fun as watching paint dry\nLowers my IQ one notch\nAnd that's the reason why, uh, I can't watch\n\nI told you homeboy... I can't watch this\nYeah, nothing but trash and you know... I can't watch this\nPoke out my eyes, man... I can't watch this\nYo, gimme that remote control... I can't watch this\n\nTalkin' 'bout sick shows\nThere's America's Funniest Home Videos\nI can't believe my eyes\nWhen I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize\nSomebody's poor old mom falls down off the roof\nLands right on the lawn\nFace first on a rake\nI hear they've got it on the seventeenth take\nThat's funny as a kick in the crotch\nAnd that kind of show, uh, I can't watch\n\nYo, I told you... I can't watch this\nChange the channel now, man... I can't watch this\nYo, pass the TV Guide here, sucker... I can't watch this\n\nCosby Show and Roseanne\nThink I've taken 'bout as much as I can\nJudge Wapner, oh my\nYou gotta be Rain Man to like this guy\nThirtysomething is alright\nIf you like hearing yuppies whining all night\nCan't stand Twin Peaks\nWish they'd lynch those doughnut-eatin' freaks\nThose Siskel & Ebert bums\nOughta go home and sit on their thumbs\n\nThat's word because you know... I can't watch this\nI can't watch this\nBreak it down!\n\nHere's how to order...\nMoney back guarantee...\nRemoves tough stains fast...\nIt tastes more like fresh peanuts...\nThey keep going and going...\nDon't hate me because I'm beautiful...\nCould be dandruff...\nOur prices are insane!\nStop, prime-time\n\nI'm pretty sure I'll be sick\nIf I have to watch another stupid pet trick\nOr that guy with the real flat hair\nThat goes \"woof-woof-woof\" and waves his fist in the air\nOr those weird talk shows\nAbout transsexual Nazi Eskimos\nThey're rude, crude and vile\nJust for a minute let's flip down the dial\n\nFlip, flip, flip... yech, I can't watch this\nLook man... I can't watch this\nI can't take this torture no more, I can't...\nI can't watch this\nPay the bills, station break\nBreak it down!\n\nOperators are standing by...\nCubic zirconium necklaces...\nYou're soaking in it...\nAnd our fabulous swimsuit issue...\nWhen you've got a headache this big...\nRead the book...\nThis is your brain on drugs...\nI've fallen and I can't get up!\nStop, Cable Time\n\nHBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV\nI might like 'em more after my lobotomy\nNow why did I ever pay for this junk?\nI hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk\nJust brainless blood and guts, and mindless T&A\nIt's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away\n\nI can't watch this\n\nI can't watch this\n\nI can't watch this\n\nYeah... I can't watch this\nI told you... can't watch this\nToo hip, can't watch this\nGet me outta here... can't watch this","syncedLyrics":"[00:03.99] I can't watch this\n[00:07.54] I can't watch this\n[00:11.01] I can't watch this\n[00:13.86] My, my, my (I can't watch this)\n[00:15.49] My TV makes me so bored\n[00:17.28] Makes me say \"oh, my Lord\"\n[00:18.89] What is this garbage here?\n[00:20.65] Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears\n[00:22.50] It sucks, and that's no lie\n[00:24.31] It's about as much fun as watching paint dry\n[00:26.20] Lowers my IQ one notch\n[00:28.11] And that's the reason why, uh, I can't watch\n[00:31.43] I told you homeboy... I can't watch this\n[00:34.61] Yeah, nothing but trash and you know... I can't watch this\n[00:38.43] Poke out my eyes, man... I can't watch this\n[00:41.65] Yo, gimme that remote control... I can't watch this\n[00:44.51] Talkin' 'bout sick shows\n[00:46.13] There's America's Funniest Home Videos\n[00:47.73] I can't believe my eyes\n[00:49.66] When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize\n[00:51.42] Somebody's poor old mom falls down off the roof\n[00:54.27] Lands right on the lawn\n[00:55.11] Face first on a rake\n[00:57.10] I hear they've got it on the seventeenth take\n[00:58.75] That's funny as a kick in the crotch\n[01:00.78] And that kind of show, uh, I can't watch\n[01:04.60] Yo, I told you... I can't watch this\n[01:07.86] Change the channel now, man... I can't watch this\n[01:10.64] Yo, pass the TV Guide here, sucker... I can't watch this\n[01:13.64] Cosby Show and Roseanne\n[01:15.04] Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can\n[01:16.75] Judge Wapner, oh my\n[01:18.69] You gotta be Rain Man to like this guy\n[01:20.35] Thirtysomething is alright\n[01:22.21] If you like hearing yuppies whining all night\n[01:23.98] Can't stand Twin Peaks\n[01:25.93] Wish they'd lynch those doughnut-eatin' freaks\n[01:27.62] Those Siskel & Ebert bums\n[01:29.64] Oughta go home and sit on their thumbs\n[01:32.36] That's word because you know... I can't watch this\n[01:37.98] I can't watch this\n[01:41.60] Break it down!\n[01:42.38] Here's how to order...\n[01:43.33] Money back guarantee...\n[01:44.33] Removes tough stains fast...\n[01:46.19] It tastes more like fresh peanuts...\n[01:47.68] They keep going and going...\n[01:49.60] Don't hate me because I'm beautiful...\n[01:51.31] Could be dandruff...\n[01:52.27] Our prices are insane!\n[01:55.24] Stop, prime-time\n[01:56.67] I'm pretty sure I'll be sick\n[01:58.43] If I have to watch another stupid pet trick\n[02:00.16] Or that guy with the real flat hair\n[02:01.95] That goes \"woof-woof-woof\" and waves his fist in the air\n[02:03.79] Or those weird talk shows\n[02:05.77] About transsexual Nazi Eskimos\n[02:07.36] They're rude, crude and vile\n[02:09.38] Just for a minute let's flip down the dial\n[02:11.37] Flip, flip, flip... yech, I can't watch this\n[02:16.83] Look man... I can't watch this\n[02:19.61] I can't take this torture no more, I can't...\n[02:21.55] I can't watch this\n[02:23.14] Pay the bills, station break\n[02:25.08] Break it down!\n[02:25.65] Operators are standing by...\n[02:27.10] Cubic zirconium necklaces...\n[02:28.52] You're soaking in it...\n[02:29.49] And our fabulous swimsuit issue...\n[02:31.34] When you've got a headache this big...\n[02:33.18] Read the book...\n[02:33.85] This is your brain on drugs...\n[02:35.43] I've fallen and I can't get up!\n[02:38.78] Stop, Cable Time\n[02:40.08] HBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV\n[02:43.46] I might like 'em more after my lobotomy\n[02:47.17] Now why did I ever pay for this junk?\n[02:50.57] I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk\n[02:54.46] Just brainless blood and guts, and mindless T&A\n[02:57.97] It's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away\n[03:01.23] I can't watch this\n[03:04.60] I can't watch this\n[03:08.23] I can't watch this\n[03:10.85] Yeah... 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I can't watch this\n I can't watch this\n Break it down!\n\n Here's how to order...\n Money back guarantee...\n Removes tough stains fast...\n It tastes more like fresh peanuts...\n They keep going and going...\n Don't hate me because I'm beautiful...\n Could be dandruff...\n Our prices are insane!\n Stop, prime-time\n\n I'm pretty sure I'll be sick\n If I have to watch another stupid pet trick\n Or that guy with the real flat hair\n That goes \"woof-woof-woof\" and waves his fist in the air\n Or those weird talk shows\n About transsexual Nazi Eskimos\n They're rude, crude and vile\n Just for a minute let's flip down the dial\n\n Flip, flip, flip... yech, I can't watch this\n Look man... I can't watch this\n I can't take this torture no more, I can't...\n I can't watch this\n Pay the bills, station break\n Break it down!\n\n Operators are standing by...\n Cubic zirconium necklaces...\n You're soaking in it...\n And our fabulous swimsuit issue...\n When you've got a headache this big...\n Read the book...\n This is your brain on drugs...\n I've fallen and I can't get up!\n Stop, Cable Time\n\n HBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV\n I might like 'em more after my lobotomy\n Now why did I ever pay for this junk?\n I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk\n Just brainless blood and guts, and mindless T&A\n It's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away\n\n I can't watch this\n\n I can't watch this\n\n I can't watch this\n\n Yeah... I can't watch this\n I told you... can't watch this\n Too hip, can't watch this\n Get me outta here... can't watch this\n"},{"id":3841983,"name":"I Can't Watch This","trackName":"I Can't Watch This","artistName":"\"Weird Al\" Yankovic","albumName":"Permanent Record: Al In The Box (Disc 4)","duration":211.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":true,"plainLyrics":"I can't watch this\n\nI can't watch this\n\nI can't watch this\n\nMy, my, my (I can't watch this)\nMy TV makes me so bored\nMakes me say \"oh, my Lord\"\nWhat is this garbage here?\nWanna cover my eyes and plug my ears\nIt sucks, and that's no lie\nIt's about as much fun as watching paint dry\nLowers my IQ one notch\nAnd that's the reason why, uh, I can't watch\n\nI told you homeboy... I can't watch this\nYeah, nothing but trash and you know... I can't watch this\nPoke out my eyes, man... I can't watch this\nYo, gimme that remote control... I can't watch this\n\nTalkin' 'bout sick shows\nThere's America's Funniest Home Videos\nI can't believe my eyes\nWhen I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize\nSomebody's poor old mom falls down off the roof\nLands right on the lawn\nFace first on a rake\nI hear they've got it on the seventeenth take\nThat's funny as a kick in the crotch\nAnd that kind of show, uh, I can't watch\n\nYo, I told you... I can't watch this\nChange the channel now, man... I can't watch this\nYo, pass the TV Guide here, sucker... I can't watch this\n\nCosby Show and Roseanne\nThink I've taken 'bout as much as I can\nJudge Wapner, oh my\nYou gotta be Rain Man to like this guy\nThirtysomething is alright\nIf you like hearing yuppies whining all night\nCan't stand Twin Peaks\nWish they'd lynch those doughnut-eatin' freaks\nThose Siskel & Ebert bums\nOughta go home and sit on their thumbs\n\nThat's word because you know... I can't watch this\nI can't watch this\nBreak it down!\n\nHere's how to order...\nMoney back guarantee...\nRemoves tough stains fast...\nIt tastes more like fresh peanuts...\nThey keep going and going...\nDon't hate me because I'm beautiful...\nCould be dandruff...\nOur prices are insane!\nStop, prime-time\n\nI'm pretty sure I'll be sick\nIf I have to watch another stupid pet trick\nOr that guy with the real flat hair\nThat goes \"woof-woof-woof\" and waves his fist in the air\nOr those weird talk shows\nAbout transsexual Nazi Eskimos\nThey're rude, crude and vile\nJust for a minute let's flip down the dial\n\nFlip, flip, flip... yech, I can't watch this\nLook man... I can't watch this\nI can't take this torture no more, I can't...\nI can't watch this\nPay the bills, station break\nBreak it down!\n\nOperators are standing by...\nCubic zirconium necklaces...\nYou're soaking in it...\nAnd our fabulous swimsuit issue...\nWhen you've got a headache this big...\nRead the book...\nThis is your brain on drugs...\nI've fallen and I can't get up!\nStop, Cable Time\n\nHBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV\nI might like 'em more after my lobotomy\nNow why did I ever pay for this junk?\nI hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk\nJust brainless blood and guts, and mindless T&A\nIt's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away\n\nI can't watch this\n\nI can't watch this\n\nI can't watch this\n\nYeah... I can't watch this\nI told you... can't watch this\nToo hip, can't watch this\nGet me outta here... can't watch this","syncedLyrics":"[00:03.99] I can't watch this\n[00:07.54] I can't watch this\n[00:11.01] I can't watch this\n[00:13.86] My, my, my (I can't watch this)\n[00:15.49] My TV makes me so bored\n[00:17.28] Makes me say \"oh, my Lord\"\n[00:18.89] What is this garbage here?\n[00:20.65] Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears\n[00:22.50] It sucks, and that's no lie\n[00:24.31] It's about as much fun as watching paint dry\n[00:26.20] Lowers my IQ one notch\n[00:28.11] And that's the reason why, uh, I can't watch\n[00:31.43] I told you homeboy... I can't watch this\n[00:34.61] Yeah, nothing but trash and you know... I can't watch this\n[00:38.43] Poke out my eyes, man... I can't watch this\n[00:41.65] Yo, gimme that remote control... 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I can't watch this\n[01:13.64] Cosby Show and Roseanne\n[01:15.04] Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can\n[01:16.75] Judge Wapner, oh my\n[01:18.69] You gotta be Rain Man to like this guy\n[01:20.35] Thirtysomething is alright\n[01:22.21] If you like hearing yuppies whining all night\n[01:23.98] Can't stand Twin Peaks\n[01:25.93] Wish they'd lynch those doughnut-eatin' freaks\n[01:27.62] Those Siskel & Ebert bums\n[01:29.64] Oughta go home and sit on their thumbs\n[01:32.36] That's word because you know... 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I can't watch this\n[02:19.61] I can't take this torture no more, I can't...\n[02:21.55] I can't watch this\n[02:23.14] Pay the bills, station break\n[02:25.08] Break it down!\n[02:25.65] Operators are standing by...\n[02:27.10] Cubic zirconium necklaces...\n[02:28.52] You're soaking in it...\n[02:29.49] And our fabulous swimsuit issue...\n[02:31.34] When you've got a headache this big...\n[02:33.18] Read the book...\n[02:33.85] This is your brain on drugs...\n[02:35.43] I've fallen and I can't get up!\n[02:38.78] Stop, Cable Time\n[02:40.08] HBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV\n[02:43.46] I might like 'em more after my lobotomy\n[02:47.17] Now why did I ever pay for this junk?\n[02:50.57] I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk\n[02:54.46] Just brainless blood and guts, and mindless T&A\n[02:57.97] It's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away\n[03:01.23] I can't watch this\n[03:04.60] I can't watch this\n[03:08.23] I can't watch this\n[03:10.85] Yeah... 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I can't watch this\n\n Talkin' 'bout sick shows\n There's America's Funniest Home Videos\n I can't believe my eyes\n When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize\n Somebody's poor old mom falls down off the roof\n Lands right on the lawn\n Face first on a rake\n I hear they've got it on the seventeenth take\n That's funny as a kick in the crotch\n And that kind of show, uh, I can't watch\n\n Yo, I told you... I can't watch this\n Change the channel now, man... I can't watch this\n Yo, pass the TV Guide here, sucker... I can't watch this\n\n Cosby Show and Roseanne\n Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can\n Judge Wapner, oh my\n You gotta be Rain Man to like this guy\n Thirtysomething is alright\n If you like hearing yuppies whining all night\n Can't stand Twin Peaks\n Wish they'd lynch those doughnut-eatin' freaks\n Those Siskel & Ebert bums\n Oughta go home and sit on their thumbs\n\n That's word because you know... I can't watch this\n I can't watch this\n Break it down!\n\n Here's how to order...\n Money back guarantee...\n Removes tough stains fast...\n It tastes more like fresh peanuts...\n They keep going and going...\n Don't hate me because I'm beautiful...\n Could be dandruff...\n Our prices are insane!\n Stop, prime-time\n\n I'm pretty sure I'll be sick\n If I have to watch another stupid pet trick\n Or that guy with the real flat hair\n That goes \"woof-woof-woof\" and waves his fist in the air\n Or those weird talk shows\n About transsexual Nazi Eskimos\n They're rude, crude and vile\n Just for a minute let's flip down the dial\n\n Flip, flip, flip... yech, I can't watch this\n Look man... I can't watch this\n I can't take this torture no more, I can't...\n I can't watch this\n Pay the bills, station break\n Break it down!\n\n Operators are standing by...\n Cubic zirconium necklaces...\n You're soaking in it...\n And our fabulous swimsuit issue...\n When you've got a headache this big...\n Read the book...\n This is your brain on drugs...\n I've fallen and I can't get up!\n Stop, Cable Time\n\n HBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV\n I might like 'em more after my lobotomy\n Now why did I ever pay for this junk?\n I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk\n Just brainless blood and guts, and mindless T&A\n It's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away\n\n I can't watch this\n\n I can't watch this\n\n I can't watch this\n\n Yeah... 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I can't watch this\nI can't take this torture no more, I can't...\nI can't watch this\nPay the bills, station break\nBreak it down!\n\nOperators are standing by...\nCubic zirconium necklaces...\nYou're soaking in it...\nAnd our fabulous swimsuit issue...\nWhen you've got a headache this big...\nRead the book...\nThis is your brain on drugs...\nI've fallen and I can't get up!\nStop, Cable Time\n\nHBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV\nI might like 'em more after my lobotomy\nNow why did I ever pay for this junk?\nI hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk\nJust brainless blood and guts, and mindless T&A\nIt's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away\n\nI can't watch this\n\nI can't watch this\n\nI can't watch this\n\nYeah... I can't watch this\nI told you... can't watch this\nToo hip, can't watch this\nGet me outta here... can't watch this","syncedLyrics":"[00:03.95] I can't watch this\n[00:07.54] I can't watch this\n[00:11.00] I can't watch this\n[00:13.89] My, my, my (I can't watch this)\n[00:15.42] My TV makes me so bored\n[00:17.28] Makes me say \"oh, my Lord\"\n[00:18.85] What is this garbage here?\n[00:20.62] Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears\n[00:22.51] It sucks, and that's no lie\n[00:24.32] It's about as much fun as watching paint dry\n[00:26.29] Lowers my IQ one notch\n[00:28.17] And that's the reason why, uh, I can't watch\n[00:31.45] I told you homeboy... I can't watch this\n[00:34.64] Yeah, nothing but trash and you know... I can't watch this\n[00:38.41] Poke out my eyes, man... I can't watch this\n[00:41.65] Yo, gimme that remote control... 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I can't watch this\n[01:13.68] Cosby Show and Roseanne\n[01:15.04] Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can\n[01:16.79] Judge Wapner, oh my\n[01:18.62] You gotta be Rain Man to like this guy\n[01:20.34] Thirtysomething is alright\n[01:22.28] If you like hearing yuppies whining all night\n[01:23.95] Can't stand Twin Peaks\n[01:25.93] Wish they'd lynch those doughnut-eatin' freaks\n[01:27.63] Those Siskel & Ebert bums\n[01:29.68] Oughta go home and sit on their thumbs\n[01:32.35] That's word because you know... 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I can't watch this\n[02:19.68] I can't take this torture no more, I can't...\n[02:21.58] I can't watch this\n[02:23.11] Pay the bills, station break\n[02:25.03] Break it down!\n[02:25.67] Operators are standing by...\n[02:27.16] Cubic zirconium necklaces...\n[02:28.56] You're soaking in it...\n[02:29.41] And our fabulous swimsuit issue...\n[02:31.34] When you've got a headache this big...\n[02:33.12] Read the book...\n[02:33.87] This is your brain on drugs...\n[02:35.42] I've fallen and I can't get up!\n[02:38.66] Stop, Cable Time\n[02:40.08] HBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV\n[02:43.44] I might like 'em more after my lobotomy\n[02:47.19] Now why did I ever pay for this junk?\n[02:50.55] I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk\n[02:54.46] Just brainless blood and guts, and mindless T&A\n[02:57.91] It's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away\n[03:01.28] I can't watch this\n[03:04.67] I can't watch this\n[03:08.29] I can't watch this\n[03:10.81] Yeah... 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I can't watch this\n\nTalkin' 'bout sick shows\nThere's America's Funniest Home Videos\nI can't believe my eyes\nWhen I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize\nSomebody's poor old mom falls down off the roof\nLands right on the lawn\nFace first on a rake\nI hear they've got it on the seventeenth take\nThat's funny as a kick in the crotch\nAnd that kind of show, uh, I can't watch\n\nYo, I told you... I can't watch this\nChange the channel now, man... I can't watch this\nYo, pass the TV Guide here, sucker... I can't watch this\n\nCosby Show and Roseanne\nThink I've taken 'bout as much as I can\nJudge Wapner, oh my\nYou gotta be Rain Man to like this guy\nThirtysomething is alright\nIf you like hearing yuppies whining all night\nCan't stand Twin Peaks\nWish they'd lynch those doughnut-eatin' freaks\nThose Siskel & Ebert bums\nOughta go home and sit on their thumbs\n\nThat's word because you know... I can't watch this\nI can't watch this\nBreak it down!\n\nHere's how to order...\nMoney back guarantee...\nRemoves tough stains fast...\nIt tastes more like fresh peanuts...\nThey keep going and going...\nDon't hate me because I'm beautiful...\nCould be dandruff...\nOur prices are insane!\nStop, prime-time\n\nI'm pretty sure I'll be sick\nIf I have to watch another stupid pet trick\nOr that guy with the real flat hair\nThat goes \"woof-woof-woof\" and waves his fist in the air\nOr those weird talk shows\nAbout transsexual Nazi Eskimos\nThey're rude, crude and vile\nJust for a minute let's flip down the dial\n\nFlip, flip, flip... yech, I can't watch this\nLook man... I can't watch this\nI can't take this torture no more, I can't...\nI can't watch this\nPay the bills, station break\nBreak it down!\n\nOperators are standing by...\nCubic zirconium necklaces...\nYou're soaking in it...\nAnd our fabulous swimsuit issue...\nWhen you've got a headache this big...\nRead the book...\nThis is your brain on drugs...\nI've fallen and I can't get up!\nStop, Cable Time\n\nHBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV\nI might like 'em more after my lobotomy\nNow why did I ever pay for this junk?\nI hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk\nJust brainless blood and guts, and mindless T&A\nIt's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away\n\nI can't watch this\n\nI can't watch this\n\nI can't watch this\n\nYeah... 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I can't watch this\n[01:13.64] Cosby Show and Roseanne\n[01:15.04] Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can\n[01:16.75] Judge Wapner, oh my\n[01:18.69] You gotta be Rain Man to like this guy\n[01:20.35] Thirtysomething is alright\n[01:22.21] If you like hearing yuppies whining all night\n[01:23.98] Can't stand Twin Peaks\n[01:25.93] Wish they'd lynch those doughnut-eatin' freaks\n[01:27.62] Those Siskel & Ebert bums\n[01:29.64] Oughta go home and sit on their thumbs\n[01:32.36] That's word because you know... 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I can't watch this\n[02:19.61] I can't take this torture no more, I can't...\n[02:21.55] I can't watch this\n[02:23.14] Pay the bills, station break\n[02:25.08] Break it down!\n[02:25.65] Operators are standing by...\n[02:27.10] Cubic zirconium necklaces...\n[02:28.52] You're soaking in it...\n[02:29.49] And our fabulous swimsuit issue...\n[02:31.34] When you've got a headache this big...\n[02:33.18] Read the book...\n[02:33.85] This is your brain on drugs...\n[02:35.43] I've fallen and I can't get up!\n[02:38.78] Stop, Cable Time\n[02:40.08] HBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV\n[02:43.46] I might like 'em more after my lobotomy\n[02:47.17] Now why did I ever pay for this junk?\n[02:50.57] I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk\n[02:54.46] Just brainless blood and guts, and mindless T&A\n[02:57.97] It's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away\n[03:01.23] I can't watch this\n[03:04.60] I can't watch this\n[03:08.23] I can't watch this\n[03:10.85] Yeah... 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I can't watch this\n I can't watch this\n Break it down!\n\n Here's how to order...\n Money back guarantee...\n Removes tough stains fast...\n It tastes more like fresh peanuts...\n They keep going and going...\n Don't hate me because I'm beautiful...\n Could be dandruff...\n Our prices are insane!\n Stop, prime-time\n\n I'm pretty sure I'll be sick\n If I have to watch another stupid pet trick\n Or that guy with the real flat hair\n That goes \"woof-woof-woof\" and waves his fist in the air\n Or those weird talk shows\n About transsexual Nazi Eskimos\n They're rude, crude and vile\n Just for a minute let's flip down the dial\n\n Flip, flip, flip... yech, I can't watch this\n Look man... I can't watch this\n I can't take this torture no more, I can't...\n I can't watch this\n Pay the bills, station break\n Break it down!\n\n Operators are standing by...\n Cubic zirconium necklaces...\n You're soaking in it...\n And our fabulous swimsuit issue...\n When you've got a headache this big...\n Read the book...\n This is your brain on drugs...\n I've fallen and I can't get up!\n Stop, Cable Time\n\n HBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV\n I might like 'em more after my lobotomy\n Now why did I ever pay for this junk?\n I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk\n Just brainless blood and guts, and mindless T&A\n It's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away\n\n I can't watch this\n\n I can't watch this\n\n I can't watch this\n\n Yeah... I can't watch this\n I told you... can't watch this\n Too hip, can't watch this\n Get me outta here... can't watch this\n"},{"id":3179726,"name":"I Can't Watch This","trackName":"I Can't Watch This","artistName":"\"Weird Al\" Yankovic","albumName":"The TV Album","duration":211.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":true,"plainLyrics":"I can't watch this\n\nI can't watch this\n\nI can't watch this\n\nMy, my, my (I can't watch this)\nMy TV makes me so bored\nMakes me say \"oh, my Lord\"\nWhat is this garbage here?\nWanna cover my eyes and plug my ears\nIt sucks, and that's no lie\nIt's about as much fun as watching paint dry\nLowers my IQ one notch\nAnd that's the reason why, uh, I can't watch\n\nI told you homeboy... I can't watch this\nYeah, nothing but trash and you know... I can't watch this\nPoke out my eyes, man... I can't watch this\nYo, gimme that remote control... I can't watch this\n\nTalkin' 'bout sick shows\nThere's America's Funniest Home Videos\nI can't believe my eyes\nWhen I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize\nSomebody's poor old mom falls down off the roof\nLands right on the lawn\nFace first on a rake\nI hear they've got it on the seventeenth take\nThat's funny as a kick in the crotch\nAnd that kind of show, uh, I can't watch\n\nYo, I told you... I can't watch this\nChange the channel now, man... I can't watch this\nYo, pass the TV Guide here, sucker... I can't watch this\n\nCosby Show and Roseanne\nThink I've taken 'bout as much as I can\nJudge Wapner, oh my\nYou gotta be Rain Man to like this guy\nThirtysomething is alright\nIf you like hearing yuppies whining all night\nCan't stand Twin Peaks\nWish they'd lynch those doughnut-eatin' freaks\nThose Siskel & Ebert bums\nOughta go home and sit on their thumbs\n\nThat's word because you know... I can't watch this\nI can't watch this\nBreak it down!\n\nHere's how to order...\nMoney back guarantee...\nRemoves tough stains fast...\nIt tastes more like fresh peanuts...\nThey keep going and going...\nDon't hate me because I'm beautiful...\nCould be dandruff...\nOur prices are insane!\nStop, prime-time\n\nI'm pretty sure I'll be sick\nIf I have to watch another stupid pet trick\nOr that guy with the real flat hair\nThat goes \"woof-woof-woof\" and waves his fist in the air\nOr those weird talk shows\nAbout transsexual Nazi Eskimos\nThey're rude, crude and vile\nJust for a minute let's flip down the dial\n\nFlip, flip, flip... yech, I can't watch this\nLook man... I can't watch this\nI can't take this torture no more, I can't...\nI can't watch this\nPay the bills, station break\nBreak it down!\n\nOperators are standing by...\nCubic zirconium necklaces...\nYou're soaking in it...\nAnd our fabulous swimsuit issue...\nWhen you've got a headache this big...\nRead the book...\nThis is your brain on drugs...\nI've fallen and I can't get up!\nStop, Cable Time\n\nHBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV\nI might like 'em more after my lobotomy\nNow why did I ever pay for this junk?\nI hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk\nJust brainless blood and guts, and mindless T&A\nIt's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away\n\nI can't watch this\n\nI can't watch this\n\nI can't watch this\n\nYeah... I can't watch this\nI told you... can't watch this\nToo hip, can't watch this\nGet me outta here... can't watch this","syncedLyrics":"[00:03.99] I can't watch this\n[00:07.54] I can't watch this\n[00:11.01] I can't watch this\n[00:13.86] My, my, my (I can't watch this)\n[00:15.49] My TV makes me so bored\n[00:17.28] Makes me say \"oh, my Lord\"\n[00:18.89] What is this garbage here?\n[00:20.65] Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears\n[00:22.50] It sucks, and that's no lie\n[00:24.31] It's about as much fun as watching paint dry\n[00:26.20] Lowers my IQ one notch\n[00:28.11] And that's the reason why, uh, I can't watch\n[00:31.43] I told you homeboy... I can't watch this\n[00:34.61] Yeah, nothing but trash and you know... I can't watch this\n[00:38.43] Poke out my eyes, man... I can't watch this\n[00:41.65] Yo, gimme that remote control... 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I can't watch this\n[01:13.64] Cosby Show and Roseanne\n[01:15.04] Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can\n[01:16.75] Judge Wapner, oh my\n[01:18.69] You gotta be Rain Man to like this guy\n[01:20.35] Thirtysomething is alright\n[01:22.21] If you like hearing yuppies whining all night\n[01:23.98] Can't stand Twin Peaks\n[01:25.93] Wish they'd lynch those doughnut-eatin' freaks\n[01:27.62] Those Siskel & Ebert bums\n[01:29.64] Oughta go home and sit on their thumbs\n[01:32.36] That's word because you know... 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I can't watch this\n[02:19.61] I can't take this torture no more, I can't...\n[02:21.55] I can't watch this\n[02:23.14] Pay the bills, station break\n[02:25.08] Break it down!\n[02:25.65] Operators are standing by...\n[02:27.10] Cubic zirconium necklaces...\n[02:28.52] You're soaking in it...\n[02:29.49] And our fabulous swimsuit issue...\n[02:31.34] When you've got a headache this big...\n[02:33.18] Read the book...\n[02:33.85] This is your brain on drugs...\n[02:35.43] I've fallen and I can't get up!\n[02:38.78] Stop, Cable Time\n[02:40.08] HBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV\n[02:43.46] I might like 'em more after my lobotomy\n[02:47.17] Now why did I ever pay for this junk?\n[02:50.57] I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk\n[02:54.46] Just brainless blood and guts, and mindless T&A\n[02:57.97] It's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away\n[03:01.23] I can't watch this\n[03:04.60] I can't watch this\n[03:08.23] I can't watch this\n[03:10.85] Yeah... 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'\n start_ms: 194790\n - text: 'can''t '\n start_ms: 195590\n - text: 'watch '\n start_ms: 195790\n - text: this\n start_ms: 196090\n- text: Too hip, can't watch this\n start_ms: 198340\n end_ms: 199560\n words:\n - text: 'Too '\n start_ms: 198340\n - text: 'hip, '\n start_ms: 198560\n - text: 'can''t '\n start_ms: 198800\n - text: 'watch '\n start_ms: 199020\n - text: this\n start_ms: 199300\n- text: Get me outta here... can't watch this\n start_ms: 201810\n end_ms: 203030\n words:\n - text: 'Get '\n start_ms: 201810\n - text: 'me '\n start_ms: 201916\n - text: 'outta '\n start_ms: 202049\n - text: 'here... '\n start_ms: 202181\n - text: 'can''t '\n start_ms: 202513\n - text: 'watch '\n start_ms: 202672\n - text: this\n start_ms: 202858\nplain: |-\n I can't watch this\n\n I can't watch this\n\n I can't watch this\n\n My, my, my (I can't watch this)\n My TV makes me so bored\n Makes me say \"oh, my Lord\"\n What is this garbage here?\n Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears\n It sucks, and that's no lie\n It's about as much fun as watching paint dry\n Lowers my IQ one notch\n And that's the reason why, uh, I can't watch\n\n I told you homeboy... I can't watch this\n Yeah, nothing but trash and you know... I can't watch this\n Poke out my eyes, man... I can't watch this\n Yo, gimme that remote control... I can't watch this\n\n Talkin' 'bout sick shows\n There's America's Funniest Home Videos\n I can't believe my eyes\n When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize\n Somebody's poor old mom falls down off the roof\n Lands right on the lawn\n Face first on a rake\n I hear they've got it on the seventeenth take\n That's funny as a kick in the crotch\n And that kind of show, uh, I can't watch\n\n Yo, I told you... I can't watch this\n Change the channel now, man... I can't watch this\n Yo, pass the TV Guide here, sucker... I can't watch this\n\n Cosby Show and Roseanne\n Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can\n Judge Wapner, oh my\n You gotta be Rain Man to like this guy\n Thirtysomething is alright\n If you like hearing yuppies whining all night\n Can't stand Twin Peaks\n Wish they'd lynch those doughnut-eatin' freaks\n Those Siskel & Ebert bums\n Oughta go home and sit on their thumbs\n\n That's word because you know... I can't watch this\n I can't watch this\n Break it down!\n\n Here's how to order...\n Money back guarantee...\n Removes tough stains fast...\n It tastes more like fresh peanuts...\n They keep going and going...\n Don't hate me because I'm beautiful...\n Could be dandruff...\n Our prices are insane!\n Stop, prime-time\n\n I'm pretty sure I'll be sick\n If I have to watch another stupid pet trick\n Or that guy with the real flat hair\n That goes \"woof-woof-woof\" and waves his fist in the air\n Or those weird talk shows\n About transsexual Nazi Eskimos\n They're rude, crude and vile\n Just for a minute let's flip down the dial\n\n Flip, flip, flip... yech, I can't watch this\n Look man... I can't watch this\n I can't take this torture no more, I can't...\n I can't watch this\n Pay the bills, station break\n Break it down!\n\n Operators are standing by...\n Cubic zirconium necklaces...\n You're soaking in it...\n And our fabulous swimsuit issue...\n When you've got a headache this big...\n Read the book...\n This is your brain on drugs...\n I've fallen and I can't get up!\n Stop, Cable Time\n\n HBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV\n I might like 'em more after my lobotomy\n Now why did I ever pay for this junk?\n I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk\n Just brainless blood and guts, and mindless T&A\n It's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away\n\n I can't watch this\n\n I can't watch this\n\n I can't watch this\n\n Yeah... I can't watch this\n I told you... can't watch this\n Too hip, can't watch this\n Get me outta here... can't watch this\n"}]