[{"id":18018320,"name":"Hardware Store","trackName":"Hardware Store","artistName":"\"Weird Al\" Yankovic","albumName":"'Weird Al' Yankovic\\The Essential Weird Al Yankovic","duration":224.313469,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Nothin' ever (ever) happens in this town\nFeelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here\nI thought that I would go right out of my mind\nUntil a friend told me the news\nHe said, \"Hey, you know that vacant lot\nRight beside the gas station? Well, somebody bought it\nAnd on that spot they're gonna build a shop\nWhere we can go buy bolts and screws\"\n\nSince then I've been walking on air (air)\nI can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair\n'Cause I'm so excited and I really don't care\nI've been waiting since last June\nFor this day to finally arrive\nI'm so happy (happy) now just to be alive\n'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside\nWell, I hope they open soon\n\nI can't wait, no, I can't wait (oh, when)\nWhen are they gonna open up that door?\nI'm goin' (yes, I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the\nGoin' to the (hard) ware, I'm goin', really goin' to the\nGoin' (hard), I'm goin' to the (hard), oh, yes, I'm goin' to the\nHardware store\n\nIn my sleeping bag I camped out overnight\nRight in front of the store, then as soon as it was light out\nI pressed my nose right up against the glass\nYou know, I had to be first in line\nGonna get me a flashlight and a broom\nWant a pair of pliers for every single room of my house\nSee those hacksaws? Very, very soon\nOne of them will be all mine\n\nGuys with nametags walking down the aisles\nRows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles\nBrand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles\nAll arranged alphabetically\nAnd they're doing a promotional stunt\nThere's a great big purple sign out front\nThat says every 27th customer\nWill get a ball peen hammer free\n\nI can't wait, no, I can't wait (oh, when)\nWhen are they gonna open up that door?\nI'm goin' (yes, I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the\nGoin' to the (hard) ware, I'm goin', really goin' to the\nGoin' (hard), I'm goin' to the (hard), oh, yes, I'm goin' to the\nHardware store\nI'm goin' (yes, I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the\nGoin' to the (hard) ware, I'm goin', really goin' to the\nGoin' (hard), I'm goin' to the (hard), oh, yes, I'm goin' to the\nHardware store\n\n(Would you look at all that stuff)\nThey've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters\nTrash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods, and water meters\nWalkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires\nBB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers\nPicture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters\nPaint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters\nKitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables\nHooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles\n\nPesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication\nMetal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation\nAir compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors\nTire guages, hamster cages, thermostats, and bug deflectors\nTrailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers\nTennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers\nSoffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers\nCalculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers\n\nI can't wait, no, I can't wait (oh, when)\nWhen are they gonna open the door?\nI'm goin' (yes, I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the\nGoin' to the (hard) ware, I'm goin', really goin' to the\nGoin' (hard), I'm goin' to the (hard), oh, yes, I'm goin' to the\nHardware store\n\nI'm goin' (yes, I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the\nGoin' to the (hard) ware, I'm goin', really goin' to the\nGoin' (hard), I'm goin' to the (hard), oh, yes, I'm goin' to the\nHardware store\nI'm goin' (yes, I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the\nGoin' to the (hard) ware, I'm goin', really goin' to the\nGoin' (hard), I'm goin' to the (hard), oh, yes, I'm goin' to the\nHardware store","syncedLyrics":"[00:15.62] Nothin' ever (ever) happens in this town\n[00:17.04] Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here\n[00:19.16] I thought that I would go right out of my mind\n[00:20.87] Until a friend told me the news\n[00:23.19] He said, \"Hey, you know that vacant lot\n[00:24.68] Right beside the gas station? Well, somebody bought it\n[00:26.72] And on that spot they're gonna build a shop\n[00:28.32] Where we can go buy bolts and screws\"\n[00:30.68] Since then I've been walking on air (air)\n[00:32.59] I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair\n[00:34.10] 'Cause I'm so excited and I really don't care\n[00:36.00] I've been waiting since last June\n[00:38.46] For this day to finally arrive\n[00:39.93] I'm so happy (happy) now just to be alive\n[00:41.76] 'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside\n[00:43.72] Well, I hope they open soon\n[00:46.05] I can't wait, no, I can't wait (oh, when)\n[00:49.85] When are they gonna open up that door?\n[00:53.68] I'm goin' (yes, I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the\n[00:55.37] Goin' to the (hard) ware, I'm goin', really goin' to the\n[00:57.26] Goin' (hard), I'm goin' to the (hard), oh, yes, I'm goin' to the\n[00:59.17] Hardware store\n[01:10.86] In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight\n[01:12.23] Right in front of the store, then as soon as it was light out\n[01:14.21] I pressed my nose right up against the glass\n[01:15.95] You know, I had to be first in line\n[01:18.34] Gonna get me a flashlight and a broom\n[01:19.88] Want a pair of pliers for every single room of my house\n[01:22.15] See those hacksaws? Very, very soon\n[01:23.69] One of them will be all mine\n[01:25.92] Guys with nametags walking down the aisles\n[01:27.48] Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles\n[01:29.33] Brand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles\n[01:31.28] All arranged alphabetically\n[01:33.65] And they're doing a promotional stunt\n[01:35.03] There's a great big purple sign out front\n[01:36.87] That says every 27th customer\n[01:38.77] Will get a ball peen hammer free\n[01:41.25] I can't wait, no, I can't wait (oh, when)\n[01:45.06] When are they gonna open up that door?\n[01:48.86] I'm goin' (yes, I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the\n[01:50.45] Goin' to the (hard) ware, I'm goin', really goin' to the\n[01:52.36] Goin' (hard), I'm goin' to the (hard), oh, yes, I'm goin' to the\n[01:54.32] Hardware store\n[01:58.39] I'm goin' (yes, I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the\n[02:00.03] Goin' to the (hard) ware, I'm goin', really goin' to the\n[02:01.95] Goin' (hard), I'm goin' to the (hard), oh, yes, I'm goin' to the\n[02:03.84] Hardware store\n[02:07.67] \n[02:18.68] (Would you look at all that stuff)\n[02:22.43] They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters\n[02:24.72] Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods, and water meters\n[02:26.65] Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires\n[02:28.70] BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers\n[02:30.49] Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters\n[02:32.37] Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters\n[02:34.23] Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables\n[02:36.13] Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles\n[02:38.32] Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication\n[02:39.91] Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation\n[02:41.89] Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors\n[02:43.71] Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats, and bug deflectors\n[02:45.63] Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers\n[02:47.57] Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers\n[02:49.35] Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers\n[02:51.32] Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers\n[02:53.52] I can't wait, no, I can't wait (oh, when)\n[02:57.28] When are they gonna open the door?\n[03:01.19] I'm goin' (yes, I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the\n[03:02.70] Goin' to the (hard) ware, I'm goin', really goin' to the\n[03:04.63] Goin' (hard), I'm goin' to the (hard), oh, yes, I'm goin' to the\n[03:06.56] Hardware store\n[03:10.66] I'm goin' (yes, I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the\n[03:12.39] Goin' to the (hard) ware, I'm goin', really goin' to the\n[03:14.12] Goin' (hard), I'm goin' to the (hard), oh, yes, I'm goin' to the\n[03:16.08] Hardware store\n[03:20.18] I'm goin' (yes, I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the\n[03:21.86] Goin' to the (hard) ware, I'm goin', really goin' to the\n[03:23.73] Goin' (hard), I'm goin' to the (hard), oh, yes, I'm goin' to the\n[03:25.53] Hardware store\n[03:29.34] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n  title: Hardware Store\n  artist: '\"Weird Al\" Yankovic'\n  album: '''Weird Al'' Yankovic\\The Essential Weird Al Yankovic'\n  duration_ms: 224313\n  instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Nothin' ever (ever) happens in this town\n  start_ms: 15620\n  end_ms: 17040\n- text: Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here\n  start_ms: 17040\n  end_ms: 19160\n- text: I thought that I would go right out of my mind\n  start_ms: 19160\n  end_ms: 20870\n- text: Until a friend told me the news\n  start_ms: 20870\n  end_ms: 23190\n- text: He said, \"Hey, you know that vacant lot\n  start_ms: 23190\n  end_ms: 24680\n- text: Right beside the gas station? 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