[{"id":18171603,"name":"Everything You Know Is Wrong","trackName":"Everything You Know Is Wrong","artistName":"\"Weird Al\" Yankovic","albumName":"'Weird Al' Yankovic\\The Essential Weird Al Yankovic","duration":227.761633,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane\nWith a rabid wolverine in my underwear\nWhen suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat\nPopped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes\n\nI guessed, \"Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?\"\n\"Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?\"\n\"Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?\"\nI probably would have kept on guessing\nBut about that time we crashed into the truck\n\nAnd as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt\nFinally, I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer\nWho takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me\n\nEverything you know is wrong\nBlack is white, up is down and short is long\nAnd everything you thought was just so\nImportant doesn't 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