[{"id":1125733,"name":"Couch Potato","trackName":"Couch Potato","artistName":"'Weird Al' Yankovic","albumName":"Squeeze Box: The Complete Works of ''Weird Al'' Yankovic","duration":261.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Look\nIf you had\nOne shot\nTo sit on your lazy butt\nAnd watch all the TV you ever wanted\nUntil your brain turned to mush\nWould you go for it?\nOr just let it slip?\nYo\n\nRemote is ready\nEyes wide, palms are sweaty\nThere's Flintstones on the TV already\nWilma 'n' Betty\nNo virgin to channel surfin'\nAnd I'm HD-ready\nSo I flip\nGarbage is all I'm getting\n\nThere's Simon Cowell\nWho folks wanna disembowel\nHe opens his mouth\nAlways says something foul\nThey're dyin', wow\nWannabes are crying now\nHe votes them out\nTime to throw in the towel\n\nShows based on reality\nOh, the humanity!\nOh, Ozzy's family\nSho' loves profanity\nWhoa, the insanity\nOh, dogs that crap and pee\nHome of depravity?\nNo, they live happily\nYo\n\nPlus Da Ali G Show\nAnd Celebrity Mole\nOh, and there's Anna Nicole\nWell, she's scaring me\n\nLook ma, no cavities\nOh, it's a station break\nBetter go out to the kitchen and microwave something\n\nYou're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV\nThey told me, they'd scold me\nBut I'd still tune in every show (Show)\nMy cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO\nThe Travel Channel, Discovery, and Lifetime (Yo)\n\nYou're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV\nThey told me, cajoled me\nTurn off those music videos (No)\nI'm gonna watch C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO\nThe History Channel and QVC and Lifetime (Yo)\n(You're gonna)\n\nMy butt is aching\nAs I watch NASCAR racing\nThat show about undertaking\nLarry King\nTo 24 to\nLaw And Order\nThe Weather Channel's boring like 60 Minutes's ancient reporters\nNext up on E! True Hollywood Story\nThe rise and decline of twelve actors named Corey\n\nShows for next fall, they've already been namin'\nCSI: Boise and Touched By An Uncle both sound pretty lame 'n'\nSo does Everybody Tolerates Raymond\nAnd King of Queens jumped the shark the first minute\nI can't believe Richard Simmons ain't in it\n\nI'll move right on to 8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenaged Daughter\nThen I bet\nI watch The Bachelorette\nFollowed by Welcome Back, Kotter\nAnd The Muppet Show where they go 'Mahna Mahna'\n\nYou're gonna lose your mind watching TV\nThey told me, they'd scold me\nBut I'd still tune in every show\nMy cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO\nThe Disney Channel and A&E and Lifetime\n\nYou're gonna lose your mind watching TV\nThey told me, cajoled me\nBut I still love Lisa Kudrow (Drow)\nI'm looking at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO\nThe Playboy Channel and Court TV and Lifetime (You're gonna)\n\nNever missed Melrose Place or Lost In Space\nI've seen each Amazing Race and Without A Trace\nBut I only watched Will And Grace one time one day\nWish I hadn't 'cause TiVo now thinks I'm gay\n\nOh, and Fear Factor I watched maybe a half hour\nAfter that, felt like I needed a long shower\nNetwork execs with naked ambitions\nNext week on FOX, watch lions eat Christians\n\nLike to tie up those programming planners\nMake 'em watch all of that junk 'til their heads explode just like Scanners\nLeech-covered grub-eatin' fools on Survivor\nLook there's James Lipton discussing the oeuvre of Mr. Rob Schneider\n\nAnd there's Gilligan and and SpongeBob, plus there's MacGyver\nAnd Jay Leno has got Madonna, hey there's Luke Perry on a\nSpecial all Pig-Latin episode of Drew Carey\n\nWanna turn on E.T. 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Lo is marryin' this week\nA 30 second spot\nThen we come back to Are You Hot?\nI was planning on recording The Sopranos\nI forgot\n\nI love shows with or without a plot\nI'll stare 'til my legs are numb, my eyes bloodshot\nBecause I only have got\nOne brain to rot\nI'm gonna spend my life watching television a lot\n\nYou're gonna lose your mind watching TV\nThey told me, they'd scold me\nBut I'd still tune in every show (Show)\nMy cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO\nThe Sci-Fi Channel and AMC and Lifetime (Yo)\n\nYou're gonna lose your mind watching TV They told me, cajoled me\nTurn off that Oprah Winfrey show (No)\nI got it on C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO\nThe Learning Channel and MTV and Lifetime (You're gonna)\n\nYou can watch anything you want to, man","syncedLyrics":"[00:02.61] Look\n[00:05.32] If you had\n[00:07.44] One shot\n[00:09.34] To sit on your lazy butt\n[00:11.91] And watch all the TV you ever wanted\n[00:14.55] Until your brain turned to mush\n[00:17.18] Would you go for it?\n[00:19.33] Or just let it slip?\n[00:20.96] Yo\n[00:22.05] Remote is ready\n[00:23.39] Eyes wide, palms are sweaty\n[00:25.02] There's Flintstones on the TV already\n[00:26.76] Wilma 'n' Betty\n[00:27.67] No virgin to channel surfin'\n[00:29.55] And I'm HD-ready\n[00:30.56] So I flip\n[00:31.60] Garbage is all I'm getting\n[00:33.17] There's Simon Cowell\n[00:34.23] Who folks wanna disembowel\n[00:36.10] He opens his mouth\n[00:37.27] Always says something foul\n[00:38.86] They're dyin', wow\n[00:39.93] Wannabes are crying now\n[00:41.60] He votes them out\n[00:42.75] Time to throw in the towel\n[00:44.41] Shows based on reality\n[00:46.17] Oh, the humanity!\n[00:47.41] Oh, Ozzy's family\n[00:48.96] Sho' loves profanity\n[00:50.28] Whoa, the insanity\n[00:51.79] Oh, dogs that crap and pee\n[00:53.27] Home of depravity?\n[00:54.20] No, they live happily\n[00:55.93] Yo\n[00:56.41] Plus Da Ali G Show\n[00:57.61] And Celebrity Mole\n[00:59.18] Oh, and there's Anna Nicole\n[01:00.40] Well, she's scaring me\n[01:01.55] Look ma, no cavities\n[01:02.85] Oh, it's a station break\n[01:04.25] Better go out to the kitchen and microwave something\n[01:06.65] You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV\n[01:08.79] They told me, they'd scold me\n[01:10.22] But I'd still tune in every show (Show)\n[01:11.92] My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO\n[01:14.93] The Travel Channel, Discovery, and Lifetime (Yo)\n[01:17.78] You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV\n[01:20.03] They told me, cajoled me\n[01:21.31] Turn off those music videos (No)\n[01:23.22] I'm gonna watch C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO\n[01:26.03] The History Channel and QVC and Lifetime (Yo)\n[01:29.08] (You're gonna)\n[01:29.37] My butt is aching\n[01:30.55] As I watch NASCAR racing\n[01:32.49] That show about undertaking\n[01:34.33] Larry King\n[01:35.47] To 24 to\n[01:36.56] Law And Order\n[01:37.55] The Weather Channel's boring like 60 Minutes's ancient reporters\n[01:41.83] Next up on E! True Hollywood Story\n[01:44.65] The rise and decline of twelve actors named Corey\n[01:47.34] Shows for next fall, they've already been namin'\n[01:50.80] CSI: Boise and Touched By An Uncle both sound pretty lame 'n'\n[01:54.56] So does Everybody Tolerates Raymond\n[01:57.27] And King of Queens jumped the shark the first minute\n[02:00.21] I can't believe Richard Simmons ain't in it\n[02:02.68] I'll move right on to 8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenaged Daughter\n[02:07.15] Then I bet\n[02:07.91] I watch The Bachelorette\n[02:09.03] Followed by Welcome Back, Kotter\n[02:10.91] And The Muppet Show where they go 'Mahna Mahna'\n[02:13.48] You're gonna lose your mind watching TV\n[02:15.89] They told me, they'd scold me\n[02:17.40] But I'd still tune in every show\n[02:19.09] My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO\n[02:21.82] The Disney Channel and A&E and Lifetime\n[02:24.63] You're gonna lose your mind watching TV\n[02:26.98] They told me, cajoled me\n[02:28.45] But I still love Lisa Kudrow (Drow)\n[02:30.14] I'm looking at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO\n[02:33.10] The Playboy Channel and Court TV and Lifetime (You're gonna)\n[02:36.50] Never missed Melrose Place or Lost In Space\n[02:38.62] I've seen each Amazing Race and Without A Trace\n[02:41.48] But I only watched Will And Grace one time one day\n[02:44.25] Wish I hadn't 'cause TiVo now thinks I'm gay\n[02:47.02] Oh, and Fear Factor I watched maybe a half hour\n[02:50.21] After that, felt like I needed a long shower\n[02:52.92] Network execs with naked ambitions\n[02:55.79] Next week on FOX, watch lions eat Christians\n[02:58.57] Like to tie up those programming planners\n[03:01.55] Make 'em watch all of that junk 'til their heads explode just like Scanners\n[03:05.54] Leech-covered grub-eatin' fools on Survivor\n[03:08.31] Look there's James Lipton discussing the oeuvre of Mr. Rob Schneider\n[03:12.35] And there's Gilligan and and SpongeBob, plus there's MacGyver\n[03:15.30] And Jay Leno has got Madonna, hey there's Luke Perry on a\n[03:18.48] Special all Pig-Latin episode of Drew Carey\n[03:20.76] Wanna turn on E.T. 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True Hollywood Story\n The rise and decline of twelve actors named Corey\n\n Shows for next fall, they've already been namin'\n CSI: Boise and Touched By An Uncle both sound pretty lame 'n'\n So does Everybody Tolerates Raymond\n And King of Queens jumped the shark the first minute\n I can't believe Richard Simmons ain't in it\n\n I'll move right on to 8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenaged Daughter\n Then I bet\n I watch The Bachelorette\n Followed by Welcome Back, Kotter\n And The Muppet Show where they go 'Mahna Mahna'\n\n You're gonna lose your mind watching TV\n They told me, they'd scold me\n But I'd still tune in every show\n My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO\n The Disney Channel and A&E and Lifetime\n\n You're gonna lose your mind watching TV\n They told me, cajoled me\n But I still love Lisa Kudrow (Drow)\n I'm looking at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO\n The Playboy Channel and Court TV and Lifetime (You're gonna)\n\n Never missed Melrose Place or Lost In Space\n I've seen each Amazing Race and Without A Trace\n But I only watched Will And Grace one time one day\n Wish I hadn't 'cause TiVo now thinks I'm gay\n\n Oh, and Fear Factor I watched maybe a half hour\n After that, felt like I needed a long shower\n Network execs with naked ambitions\n Next week on FOX, watch lions eat Christians\n\n Like to tie up those programming planners\n Make 'em watch all of that junk 'til their heads explode just like Scanners\n Leech-covered grub-eatin' fools on Survivor\n Look there's James Lipton discussing the oeuvre of Mr. Rob Schneider\n\n And there's Gilligan and and SpongeBob, plus there's MacGyver\n And Jay Leno has got Madonna, hey there's Luke Perry on a\n Special all Pig-Latin episode of Drew Carey\n\n Wanna turn on E.T. 'cause I'm a gossip freak\n And I gotta know who J. Lo is marryin' this week\n A 30 second spot\n Then we come back to Are You Hot?\n I was planning on recording The Sopranos\n I forgot\n\n I love shows with or without a plot\n I'll stare 'til my legs are numb, my eyes bloodshot\n Because I only have got\n One brain to rot\n I'm gonna spend my life watching television a lot\n\n You're gonna lose your mind watching TV\n They told me, they'd scold me\n But I'd still tune in every show (Show)\n My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO\n The Sci-Fi Channel and AMC and Lifetime (Yo)\n\n You're gonna lose your mind watching TV They told me, cajoled me\n Turn off that Oprah Winfrey show (No)\n I got it on C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO\n The Learning Channel and MTV and Lifetime (You're gonna)\n\n You can watch anything you want to, man\n"}]