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Women!\n"},{"id":790511,"name":"Confessions Part III","trackName":"Confessions Part III","artistName":"Weird Al Yankovic","albumName":"Straight Outta Lynwood","duration":232.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":true,"plainLyrics":"Watch this\n\nThese are my confessions\nJust when I thought I said all I can say\nI came up with more secrets to tell you today\nThese are my confessions\nSlipped my mind the last two times, silly me\nSo now I gotta give you part three of my confessions\n\nFirst I told you 'bout the skank that I was cheatin' with (with)\nThen I mentioned she's havin' my kid\nThat's not all, now I recall more, you see\nSo I'll give you part three of my confessions\n\nNow this gon' be the hardest thing I think I ever had to do\nGonna tell you everything I left out of parts one and two\nLike, remember when I told you that I knew Pauley Shore (Pauley Shore)\nThat's a lie, I don't know what I said that for\n\nI borrowed your ChapStick from you without asking\nOh, and I tried out 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