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I said...\n[01:50.38] Hey, are we lobbing hand grenades, kiddo?\n[01:54.32] No, I don't think we are\n[01:57.32] You're close\n[02:00.38] Aw, so very close\n[02:04.38] Yeah, baby, you're close, so close\n[02:08.30] But no cigar\n[02:35.30] Julie played water polo\n[02:38.36] She wore a ribbon on her left Manolo\n[02:42.43] She had me sweatin' like Nixon every time she was near\n[02:45.46] My heart was beatin' like a Buddy Rich solo\n[02:49.42] And she was everything I've dreamed of\n[02:52.45] She moved right up to #1 on my list\n[02:56.45] And did I mention she's a world famous billionaire\n[03:00.38] Bikini supermodel astrophysicist?\n[03:03.47] Yeah, she was so pretty she made Charlize Theron\n[03:07.46] Look like a big fat slobberin' pig\n[03:11.47] The only caveat is one of her ear lobes\n[03:14.46] Was just a little tiny bit too big\n[03:18.42] I said...\n[03:19.41] Hey, are we doin' government work here?\n[03:23.45] No, I don't think we are\n[03:26.54] You're close!\n[03:27.58] So very, very close\n[03:33.55] Aw, baby, you're close, so close\n[03:37.59] But no cigar\n[03:39.52] Missed it by that much\n[03:42.58] Aw yeah, all right\n[03:45.53] Really, really, really close\n[03:48.58] But no cigar\n[03:49.55] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n title: Close But No Cigar\n artist: Weird Al Yankovic\n album: 3/4/2018 Boston, MA\n duration_ms: 272000\n instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Jillian was her name\n start_ms: 7920\n end_ms: 10000\n- text: She was sweeter than aspartame\n start_ms: 10000\n end_ms: 14130\n- text: Her kisses reconfigured my DNA\n start_ms: 14130\n end_ms: 17150\n- text: And after that I never was the same\n start_ms: 17150\n end_ms: 21100\n- text: And I loved her even more than\n start_ms: 21100\n end_ms: 24120\n- text: Marlon Brando loved soufflé\n start_ms: 24120\n end_ms: 29020\n- text: She was gorgeous, she was charming\n start_ms: 29020\n end_ms: 32060\n- text: Yeah, she was perfect in every way\n start_ms: 32060\n end_ms: 35130\n- text: Except she was always using the word \"infer\"\n start_ms: 35130\n end_ms: 39260\n- text: When she obviously meant \"imply\"\n start_ms: 39260\n end_ms: 43200\n- text: And I know some guys would put up with that kind of thing\n start_ms: 43200\n end_ms: 47190\n- text: But frankly, I can't imagine why\n start_ms: 47190\n end_ms: 49250\n- text: And I told her, I said...\n start_ms: 49250\n end_ms: 51280\n- text: Hey, are we playing horseshoes, honey?\n start_ms: 51280\n end_ms: 55190\n- text: No, I don't think we are\n start_ms: 55190\n end_ms: 58150\n- text: You're close...\n start_ms: 58150\n end_ms: 62140\n- text: But no cigar\n start_ms: 62140\n end_ms: 66340\n- text: Then I met sweet young Janet\n start_ms: 66340\n end_ms: 70240\n- text: Prettiest thing on the planet\n start_ms: 70240\n end_ms: 74140\n- text: Had a body hotter than a habañero\n start_ms: 74140\n end_ms: 77390\n- text: She had lips like a ripe pomegranate\n start_ms: 77390\n end_ms: 80340\n- text: And I was crazy like Manson about her\n start_ms: 80340\n end_ms: 84210\n- text: She got me all choked up like Mama Cass\n start_ms: 84210\n end_ms: 88270\n- text: She had a smile so incredibly radiant\n start_ms: 88270\n end_ms: 91220\n- text: You had to watch it through a piece of smoked glass\n start_ms: 91220\n end_ms: 95220\n- text: I thought after all these years of searchin' around\n start_ms: 95220\n end_ms: 99240\n- text: I'd found my soul mate finally\n start_ms: 99240\n end_ms: 102360\n- text: But one day I found out she actually owned a copy\n start_ms: 102360\n end_ms: 106370\n- text: Of \"Joe Dirt\" on DVD\n start_ms: 106370\n end_ms: 109390\n- text: Aw, no... 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I said...\n[01:50.38] Hey, are we lobbing hand grenades, kiddo?\n[01:54.32] No, I don't think we are\n[01:57.32] You're close\n[02:00.38] Aw, so very close\n[02:04.38] Yeah, baby, you're close, so close\n[02:08.30] But no cigar\n[02:35.30] Julie played water polo\n[02:38.36] She wore a ribbon on her left Manolo\n[02:42.43] She had me sweatin' like Nixon every time she was near\n[02:45.46] My heart was beatin' like a Buddy Rich solo\n[02:49.42] And she was everything I've dreamed of\n[02:52.45] She moved right up to #1 on my list\n[02:56.45] And did I mention she's a world famous billionaire\n[03:00.38] Bikini supermodel astrophysicist?\n[03:03.47] Yeah, she was so pretty she made Charlize Theron\n[03:07.46] Look like a big fat slobberin' pig\n[03:11.47] The only caveat is one of her ear lobes\n[03:14.46] Was just a little tiny bit too big\n[03:18.42] I said...\n[03:19.41] Hey, are we doin' government work here?\n[03:23.45] No, I don't think we are\n[03:26.54] You're close!\n[03:27.58] So very, very close\n[03:33.55] Aw, baby, you're close, so close\n[03:37.59] But no cigar\n[03:39.52] Missed it by that much\n[03:42.58] Aw yeah, all right\n[03:45.53] Really, really, really close\n[03:48.58] But no cigar\n[03:49.55] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n title: Close but No Cigar\n artist: '\"Weird Al\" Yankovic'\n album: Straight Outta Lynwood\n duration_ms: 1089000\n instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Jillian was her name\n start_ms: 7920\n end_ms: 10000\n- text: She was sweeter than aspartame\n start_ms: 10000\n end_ms: 14130\n- text: Her kisses reconfigured my DNA\n start_ms: 14130\n end_ms: 17150\n- text: And after that I never was the same\n start_ms: 17150\n end_ms: 21100\n- text: And I loved her even more than\n start_ms: 21100\n end_ms: 24120\n- text: Marlon Brando loved soufflé\n start_ms: 24120\n end_ms: 29020\n- text: She was gorgeous, she was charming\n start_ms: 29020\n end_ms: 32060\n- text: Yeah, she was perfect in every way\n start_ms: 32060\n end_ms: 35130\n- text: Except she was always using the word \"infer\"\n start_ms: 35130\n end_ms: 39260\n- text: When she obviously meant \"imply\"\n start_ms: 39260\n end_ms: 43200\n- text: And I know some guys would put up with that kind of thing\n start_ms: 43200\n end_ms: 47190\n- text: But frankly, I can't imagine why\n start_ms: 47190\n end_ms: 49250\n- text: And I told her, I said...\n start_ms: 49250\n end_ms: 51280\n- text: Hey, are we playing horseshoes, honey?\n start_ms: 51280\n end_ms: 55190\n- text: No, I don't think we are\n start_ms: 55190\n end_ms: 58150\n- text: You're close...\n start_ms: 58150\n end_ms: 62140\n- text: But no cigar\n start_ms: 62140\n end_ms: 66340\n- text: Then I met sweet young Janet\n start_ms: 66340\n end_ms: 70240\n- text: Prettiest thing on the planet\n start_ms: 70240\n end_ms: 74140\n- text: Had a body hotter than a habañero\n start_ms: 74140\n end_ms: 77390\n- text: She had lips like a ripe pomegranate\n start_ms: 77390\n end_ms: 80340\n- text: And I was crazy like Manson about her\n start_ms: 80340\n end_ms: 84210\n- text: She got me all choked up like Mama Cass\n start_ms: 84210\n end_ms: 88270\n- text: She had a smile so incredibly radiant\n start_ms: 88270\n end_ms: 91220\n- text: You had to watch it through a piece of smoked glass\n start_ms: 91220\n end_ms: 95220\n- text: I thought after all these years of searchin' around\n start_ms: 95220\n end_ms: 99240\n- text: I'd found my soul mate finally\n start_ms: 99240\n end_ms: 102360\n- text: But one day I found out she actually owned a copy\n start_ms: 102360\n end_ms: 106370\n- text: Of \"Joe Dirt\" on DVD\n start_ms: 106370\n end_ms: 109390\n- text: Aw, no... 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I said...\n[01:50.38] Hey, are we lobbing hand grenades, kiddo?\n[01:54.32] No, I don't think we are\n[01:57.32] You're close\n[02:00.38] Aw, so very close\n[02:04.38] Yeah, baby, you're close, so close\n[02:08.30] But no cigar\n[02:35.30] Julie played water polo\n[02:38.36] She wore a ribbon on her left Manolo\n[02:42.43] She had me sweatin' like Nixon every time she was near\n[02:45.46] My heart was beatin' like a Buddy Rich solo\n[02:49.42] And she was everything I've dreamed of\n[02:52.45] She moved right up to #1 on my list\n[02:56.45] And did I mention she's a world famous billionaire\n[03:00.38] Bikini supermodel astrophysicist?\n[03:03.47] Yeah, she was so pretty she made Charlize Theron\n[03:07.46] Look like a big fat slobberin' pig\n[03:11.47] The only caveat is one of her ear lobes\n[03:14.46] Was just a little tiny bit too big\n[03:18.42] I said...\n[03:19.41] Hey, are we doin' government work here?\n[03:23.45] No, I don't think we are\n[03:26.54] You're close!\n[03:27.58] So very, very close\n[03:33.55] Aw, baby, you're close, so close\n[03:37.59] But no cigar\n[03:39.52] Missed it by that much\n[03:42.58] Aw yeah, all right\n[03:45.53] Really, really, really close\n[03:48.58] But no cigar\n[03:49.55] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n title: Close but No Cigar\n artist: Weird Al Yankovic\n album: Straight Out of Lynwood\n duration_ms: 235000\n instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Jillian was her name\n start_ms: 7920\n end_ms: 10000\n- text: She was sweeter than aspartame\n start_ms: 10000\n end_ms: 14130\n- text: Her kisses reconfigured my DNA\n start_ms: 14130\n end_ms: 17150\n- text: And after that I never was the same\n start_ms: 17150\n end_ms: 21100\n- text: And I loved her even more than\n start_ms: 21100\n end_ms: 24120\n- text: Marlon Brando loved soufflé\n start_ms: 24120\n end_ms: 29020\n- text: She was gorgeous, she was charming\n start_ms: 29020\n end_ms: 32060\n- text: Yeah, she was perfect in every way\n start_ms: 32060\n end_ms: 35130\n- text: Except she was always using the word \"infer\"\n start_ms: 35130\n end_ms: 39260\n- text: When she obviously meant \"imply\"\n start_ms: 39260\n end_ms: 43200\n- text: And I know some guys would put up with that kind of thing\n start_ms: 43200\n end_ms: 47190\n- text: But frankly, I can't imagine why\n start_ms: 47190\n end_ms: 49250\n- text: And I told her, I said...\n start_ms: 49250\n end_ms: 51280\n- text: Hey, are we playing horseshoes, honey?\n start_ms: 51280\n end_ms: 55190\n- text: No, I don't think we are\n start_ms: 55190\n end_ms: 58150\n- text: You're close...\n start_ms: 58150\n end_ms: 62140\n- text: But no cigar\n start_ms: 62140\n end_ms: 66340\n- text: Then I met sweet young Janet\n start_ms: 66340\n end_ms: 70240\n- text: Prettiest thing on the planet\n start_ms: 70240\n end_ms: 74140\n- text: Had a body hotter than a habañero\n start_ms: 74140\n end_ms: 77390\n- text: She had lips like a ripe pomegranate\n start_ms: 77390\n end_ms: 80340\n- text: And I was crazy like Manson about her\n start_ms: 80340\n end_ms: 84210\n- text: She got me all choked up like Mama Cass\n start_ms: 84210\n end_ms: 88270\n- text: She had a smile so incredibly radiant\n start_ms: 88270\n end_ms: 91220\n- text: You had to watch it through a piece of smoked glass\n start_ms: 91220\n end_ms: 95220\n- text: I thought after all these years of searchin' around\n start_ms: 95220\n end_ms: 99240\n- text: I'd found my soul mate finally\n start_ms: 99240\n end_ms: 102360\n- text: But one day I found out she actually owned a copy\n start_ms: 102360\n end_ms: 106370\n- text: Of \"Joe Dirt\" on DVD\n start_ms: 106370\n end_ms: 109390\n- text: Aw, no... 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I said...\nHey, are we lobbing hand grenades, kiddo?\nNo, I don't think we are\nYou're close\nAw, so very close\nYeah, baby, you're close, so close\nBut no cigar\n\nJulie played water polo\nShe wore a ribbon on her left Manolo\nShe had me sweatin' like Nixon every time she was near\nMy heart was beatin' like a Buddy Rich solo\nAnd she was everything I've dreamed of\nShe moved right up to #1 on my list\nAnd did I mention she's a world famous billionaire\nBikini supermodel astrophysicist?\nYeah, she was so pretty she made Charlize Theron\nLook like a big fat slobberin' pig\nThe only caveat is one of her ear lobes\nWas just a little tiny bit too big\n\nI said...\nHey, are we doin' government work here?\nNo, I don't think we are\nYou're close!\nSo very, very close\nAw, baby, you're close, so close\nBut no cigar\nMissed it by that much\nAw yeah, all right\nReally, really, really close\nBut no cigar","syncedLyrics":"[00:07.92] Jillian was her name\n[00:10.00] She was sweeter than aspartame\n[00:14.13] Her kisses reconfigured my DNA\n[00:17.15] And after that I never was the same\n[00:21.10] And I loved her even more than\n[00:24.12] Marlon Brando loved soufflé\n[00:29.02] She was gorgeous, she was charming\n[00:32.06] Yeah, she was perfect in every way\n[00:35.13] Except she was always using the word \"infer\"\n[00:39.26] When she obviously meant \"imply\"\n[00:43.20] And I know some guys would put up with that kind of thing\n[00:47.19] But frankly, I can't imagine why\n[00:49.25] And I told her, I said...\n[00:51.28] Hey, are we playing horseshoes, honey?\n[00:55.19] No, I don't think we are\n[00:58.15] You're close...\n[01:02.14] But no cigar\n[01:06.34] Then I met sweet young Janet\n[01:10.24] Prettiest thing on the planet\n[01:14.14] Had a body hotter than a habañero\n[01:17.39] She had lips like a ripe pomegranate\n[01:20.34] And I was crazy like Manson about her\n[01:24.21] She got me all choked up like Mama Cass\n[01:28.27] She had a smile so incredibly radiant\n[01:31.22] You had to watch it through a piece of smoked glass\n[01:35.22] I thought after all these years of searchin' around\n[01:39.24] I'd found my soul mate finally\n[01:42.36] But one day I found out she actually owned a copy\n[01:46.37] Of \"Joe Dirt\" on DVD\n[01:49.39] Aw, no... I said...\n[01:50.38] Hey, are we lobbing hand grenades, kiddo?\n[01:54.32] No, I don't think we are\n[01:57.32] You're close\n[02:00.38] Aw, so very close\n[02:04.38] Yeah, baby, you're close, so close\n[02:08.30] But no cigar\n[02:35.30] Julie played water polo\n[02:38.36] She wore a ribbon on her left Manolo\n[02:42.43] She had me sweatin' like Nixon every time she was near\n[02:45.46] My heart was beatin' like a Buddy Rich solo\n[02:49.42] And she was everything I've dreamed of\n[02:52.45] She moved right up to #1 on my list\n[02:56.45] And did I mention she's a world famous billionaire\n[03:00.38] Bikini supermodel astrophysicist?\n[03:03.47] Yeah, she was so pretty she made Charlize Theron\n[03:07.46] Look like a big fat slobberin' pig\n[03:11.47] The only caveat is one of her ear lobes\n[03:14.46] Was just a little tiny bit too big\n[03:18.42] I said...\n[03:19.41] Hey, are we doin' government work here?\n[03:23.45] No, I don't think we are\n[03:26.54] You're close!\n[03:27.58] So very, very close\n[03:33.55] Aw, baby, you're close, so close\n[03:37.59] But no cigar\n[03:39.52] Missed it by that much\n[03:42.58] Aw yeah, all right\n[03:45.53] Really, really, really close\n[03:48.58] But no cigar\n[03:49.55] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n title: Close But No Cigar\n artist: Weird Al Yankovic\n album: Straight Outta Lynwood\n duration_ms: 4000\n instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Jillian was her name\n start_ms: 7920\n end_ms: 10000\n- text: She was sweeter than aspartame\n start_ms: 10000\n end_ms: 14130\n- text: Her kisses reconfigured my DNA\n start_ms: 14130\n end_ms: 17150\n- text: And after that I never was the same\n start_ms: 17150\n end_ms: 21100\n- text: And I loved her even more than\n start_ms: 21100\n end_ms: 24120\n- text: Marlon Brando loved soufflé\n start_ms: 24120\n end_ms: 29020\n- text: She was gorgeous, she was charming\n start_ms: 29020\n end_ms: 32060\n- text: Yeah, she was perfect in every way\n start_ms: 32060\n end_ms: 35130\n- text: Except she was always using the word \"infer\"\n start_ms: 35130\n end_ms: 39260\n- text: When she obviously meant \"imply\"\n start_ms: 39260\n end_ms: 43200\n- text: And I know some guys would put up with that kind of thing\n start_ms: 43200\n end_ms: 47190\n- text: But frankly, I can't imagine why\n start_ms: 47190\n end_ms: 49250\n- text: And I told her, I said...\n start_ms: 49250\n end_ms: 51280\n- text: Hey, are we playing horseshoes, honey?\n start_ms: 51280\n end_ms: 55190\n- text: No, I don't think we are\n start_ms: 55190\n end_ms: 58150\n- text: You're close...\n start_ms: 58150\n end_ms: 62140\n- text: But no cigar\n start_ms: 62140\n end_ms: 66340\n- text: Then I met sweet young Janet\n start_ms: 66340\n end_ms: 70240\n- text: Prettiest thing on the planet\n start_ms: 70240\n end_ms: 74140\n- text: Had a body hotter than a habañero\n start_ms: 74140\n end_ms: 77390\n- text: She had lips like a ripe pomegranate\n start_ms: 77390\n end_ms: 80340\n- text: And I was crazy like Manson about her\n start_ms: 80340\n end_ms: 84210\n- text: She got me all choked up like Mama Cass\n start_ms: 84210\n end_ms: 88270\n- text: She had a smile so incredibly radiant\n start_ms: 88270\n end_ms: 91220\n- text: You had to watch it through a piece of smoked glass\n start_ms: 91220\n end_ms: 95220\n- text: I thought after all these years of searchin' around\n start_ms: 95220\n end_ms: 99240\n- text: I'd found my soul mate finally\n start_ms: 99240\n end_ms: 102360\n- text: But one day I found out she actually owned a copy\n start_ms: 102360\n end_ms: 106370\n- text: Of \"Joe Dirt\" on DVD\n start_ms: 106370\n end_ms: 109390\n- text: Aw, no... 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I said...\n[01:50.38] Hey, are we lobbing hand grenades, kiddo?\n[01:54.32] No, I don't think we are\n[01:57.32] You're close\n[02:00.38] Aw, so very close\n[02:04.38] Yeah, baby, you're close, so close\n[02:08.30] But no cigar\n[02:35.30] Julie played water polo\n[02:38.36] She wore a ribbon on her left Manolo\n[02:42.43] She had me sweatin' like Nixon every time she was near\n[02:45.46] My heart was beatin' like a Buddy Rich solo\n[02:49.42] And she was everything I've dreamed of\n[02:52.45] She moved right up to #1 on my list\n[02:56.45] And did I mention she's a world famous billionaire\n[03:00.38] Bikini supermodel astrophysicist?\n[03:03.47] Yeah, she was so pretty she made Charlize Theron\n[03:07.46] Look like a big fat slobberin' pig\n[03:11.47] The only caveat is one of her ear lobes\n[03:14.46] Was just a little tiny bit too big\n[03:18.42] I said...\n[03:19.41] Hey, are we doin' government work here?\n[03:23.45] No, I don't think we are\n[03:26.54] You're close!\n[03:27.58] So very, very close\n[03:33.55] Aw, baby, you're close, so close\n[03:37.59] But no cigar\n[03:39.52] Missed it by that much\n[03:42.58] Aw yeah, all right\n[03:45.53] Really, really, really close\n[03:48.58] But no cigar\n[03:49.55] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n title: Close but No Cigar\n artist: “Weird Al” Yankovic\n album: Straight Outta Lynwood\n duration_ms: 239427\n instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Jillian was her name\n start_ms: 7920\n end_ms: 10000\n- text: She was sweeter than aspartame\n start_ms: 10000\n end_ms: 14130\n- text: Her kisses reconfigured my DNA\n start_ms: 14130\n end_ms: 17150\n- text: And after that I never was the same\n start_ms: 17150\n end_ms: 21100\n- text: And I loved her even more than\n start_ms: 21100\n end_ms: 24120\n- text: Marlon Brando loved soufflé\n start_ms: 24120\n end_ms: 29020\n- text: She was gorgeous, she was charming\n start_ms: 29020\n end_ms: 32060\n- text: Yeah, she was perfect in every way\n start_ms: 32060\n end_ms: 35130\n- text: Except she was always using the word \"infer\"\n start_ms: 35130\n end_ms: 39260\n- text: When she obviously meant \"imply\"\n start_ms: 39260\n end_ms: 43200\n- text: And I know some guys would put up with that kind of thing\n start_ms: 43200\n end_ms: 47190\n- text: But frankly, I can't imagine why\n start_ms: 47190\n end_ms: 49250\n- text: And I told her, I said...\n start_ms: 49250\n end_ms: 51280\n- text: Hey, are we playing horseshoes, honey?\n start_ms: 51280\n end_ms: 55190\n- text: No, I don't think we are\n start_ms: 55190\n end_ms: 58150\n- text: You're close...\n start_ms: 58150\n end_ms: 62140\n- text: But no cigar\n start_ms: 62140\n end_ms: 66340\n- text: Then I met sweet young Janet\n start_ms: 66340\n end_ms: 70240\n- text: Prettiest thing on the planet\n start_ms: 70240\n end_ms: 74140\n- text: Had a body hotter than a habañero\n start_ms: 74140\n end_ms: 77390\n- text: She had lips like a ripe pomegranate\n start_ms: 77390\n end_ms: 80340\n- text: And I was crazy like Manson about her\n start_ms: 80340\n end_ms: 84210\n- text: She got me all choked up like Mama Cass\n start_ms: 84210\n end_ms: 88270\n- text: She had a smile so incredibly radiant\n start_ms: 88270\n end_ms: 91220\n- text: You had to watch it through a piece of smoked glass\n start_ms: 91220\n end_ms: 95220\n- text: I thought after all these years of searchin' around\n start_ms: 95220\n end_ms: 99240\n- text: I'd found my soul mate finally\n start_ms: 99240\n end_ms: 102360\n- text: But one day I found out she actually owned a copy\n start_ms: 102360\n end_ms: 106370\n- text: Of \"Joe Dirt\" on DVD\n start_ms: 106370\n end_ms: 109390\n- text: Aw, no... 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I said...\n[01:50.33] Hey, are we lobbing hand grenades, kiddo?\n[01:54.38] No, I don't think we are\n[01:57.35] You're close\n[02:00.35] Aw, so very close\n[02:04.37] Yeah, baby, you're close, so close\n[02:08.32] But no cigar\n[02:13.25] \n[02:35.31] Julie played water polo\n[02:38.31] She wore a ribbon on her left Manolo\n[02:42.44] She had me sweatin' like Nixon every time she was near\n[02:45.46] My heart was beatin' like a Buddy Rich solo\n[02:49.42] And she was everything I've dreamed of\n[02:52.42] She moved right up to #1 on my list\n[02:56.43] And did I mention she's a world famous billionaire\n[03:00.31] Bikini supermodel astrophysicist?\n[03:03.47] Yeah, she was so pretty she made Charlize Theron\n[03:07.42] Look like a big fat slobberin' pig\n[03:11.43] The only caveat is one of her ear lobes\n[03:14.43] Was just a little tiny bit too big\n[03:18.48] I said...\n[03:19.45] Hey, are we doin' government work here?\n[03:23.49] No, I don't think we are\n[03:26.54] You're close!\n[03:27.59] So very, very close\n[03:33.57] Aw, baby, you're close, so close\n[03:37.58] But no cigar\n[03:39.58] Missed it by that much\n[03:42.50] Aw yeah, all right\n[03:45.53] Really, really, really close\n[03:48.57] But no cigar\n[03:49.56] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n title: Close but No Cigar\n artist: “Weird Al” Yankovic\n album: Straight Outta Lynwood\n duration_ms: 237401\n instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Jillian was her name\n start_ms: 7920\n end_ms: 10010\n- text: She was sweeter than aspartame\n start_ms: 10010\n end_ms: 14120\n- text: Her kisses reconfigured my DNA\n start_ms: 14120\n end_ms: 17190\n- text: And after that I never was the same\n start_ms: 17190\n end_ms: 21170\n- text: And I loved her even more than\n start_ms: 21170\n end_ms: 24150\n- text: Marlon Brando loved soufflé\n start_ms: 24150\n end_ms: 29040\n- text: She was gorgeous, she was charming\n start_ms: 29040\n end_ms: 32020\n- text: Yeah, she was perfect in every way\n start_ms: 32020\n end_ms: 35160\n- text: Except she was always using the word \"infer\"\n start_ms: 35160\n end_ms: 39200\n- text: When she obviously meant \"imply\"\n start_ms: 39200\n end_ms: 43280\n- text: And I know some guys would put up with that kind of thing\n start_ms: 43280\n end_ms: 47160\n- text: But frankly, I can't imagine why\n start_ms: 47160\n end_ms: 49280\n- text: And I told her, I said...\n start_ms: 49280\n end_ms: 51240\n- text: Hey, are we playing horseshoes, honey?\n start_ms: 51240\n end_ms: 55180\n- text: No, I don't think we are\n start_ms: 55180\n end_ms: 58120\n- text: You're close...\n start_ms: 58120\n end_ms: 62150\n- text: But no cigar\n start_ms: 62150\n end_ms: 66360\n- text: Then I met sweet young Janet\n start_ms: 66360\n end_ms: 70210\n- text: Prettiest thing on the planet\n start_ms: 70210\n end_ms: 74150\n- text: Had a body hotter than a habañero\n start_ms: 74150\n end_ms: 77360\n- text: She had lips like a ripe pomegranate\n start_ms: 77360\n end_ms: 80330\n- text: And I was crazy like Manson about her\n start_ms: 80330\n end_ms: 84280\n- text: She got me all choked up like Mama Cass\n start_ms: 84280\n end_ms: 88240\n- text: She had a smile so incredibly radiant\n start_ms: 88240\n end_ms: 91290\n- text: You had to watch it through a piece of smoked glass\n start_ms: 91290\n end_ms: 95220\n- text: I thought after all these years of searchin' around\n start_ms: 95220\n end_ms: 99240\n- text: I'd found my soul mate finally\n start_ms: 99240\n end_ms: 102380\n- text: But one day I found out she actually owned a copy\n start_ms: 102380\n end_ms: 106350\n- text: Of \"Joe Dirt\" on DVD\n start_ms: 106350\n end_ms: 109330\n- text: Aw, no... 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I said...\nHey, are we lobbing hand grenades, kiddo?\nNo, I don't think we are\nYou're close\nAw, so very close\nYeah, baby, you're close, so close\nBut no cigar\n\nJulie played water polo\nShe wore a ribbon on her left Manolo\nShe had me sweatin' like Nixon every time she was near\nMy heart was beatin' like a Buddy Rich solo\nAnd she was everything I've dreamed of\nShe moved right up to #1 on my list\nAnd did I mention she's a world famous billionaire\nBikini supermodel astrophysicist?\nYeah, she was so pretty she made Charlize Theron\nLook like a big fat slobberin' pig\nThe only caveat is one of her ear lobes\nWas just a little tiny bit too big\n\nI said...\nHey, are we doin' government work here?\nNo, I don't think we are\nYou're close!\nSo very, very close\nAw, baby, you're close, so close\nBut no cigar\nMissed it by that much\nAw yeah, all right\nReally, really, really close\nBut no cigar","syncedLyrics":"[00:07.92] Jillian was her name\n[00:10.00] She was sweeter than aspartame\n[00:14.13] Her kisses reconfigured my DNA\n[00:17.15] And after that I never was the same\n[00:21.10] And I loved her even more than\n[00:24.12] Marlon Brando loved soufflé\n[00:29.02] She was gorgeous, she was charming\n[00:32.06] Yeah, she was perfect in every way\n[00:35.13] Except she was always using the word \"infer\"\n[00:39.26] When she obviously meant \"imply\"\n[00:43.20] And I know some guys would put up with that kind of thing\n[00:47.19] But frankly, I can't imagine why\n[00:49.25] And I told her, I said...\n[00:51.28] Hey, are we playing horseshoes, honey?\n[00:55.19] No, I don't think we are\n[00:58.15] You're close...\n[01:02.14] But no cigar\n[01:06.34] Then I met sweet young Janet\n[01:10.24] Prettiest thing on the planet\n[01:14.14] Had a body hotter than a habañero\n[01:17.39] She had lips like a ripe pomegranate\n[01:20.34] And I was crazy like Manson about her\n[01:24.21] She got me all choked up like Mama Cass\n[01:28.27] She had a smile so incredibly radiant\n[01:31.22] You had to watch it through a piece of smoked glass\n[01:35.22] I thought after all these years of searchin' around\n[01:39.24] I'd found my soul mate finally\n[01:42.36] But one day I found out she actually owned a copy\n[01:46.37] Of \"Joe Dirt\" on DVD\n[01:49.39] Aw, no... I said...\n[01:50.38] Hey, are we lobbing hand grenades, kiddo?\n[01:54.32] No, I don't think we are\n[01:57.32] You're close\n[02:00.38] Aw, so very close\n[02:04.38] Yeah, baby, you're close, so close\n[02:08.30] But no cigar\n[02:35.30] Julie played water polo\n[02:38.36] She wore a ribbon on her left Manolo\n[02:42.43] She had me sweatin' like Nixon every time she was near\n[02:45.46] My heart was beatin' like a Buddy Rich solo\n[02:49.42] And she was everything I've dreamed of\n[02:52.45] She moved right up to #1 on my list\n[02:56.45] And did I mention she's a world famous billionaire\n[03:00.38] Bikini supermodel astrophysicist?\n[03:03.47] Yeah, she was so pretty she made Charlize Theron\n[03:07.46] Look like a big fat slobberin' pig\n[03:11.47] The only caveat is one of her ear lobes\n[03:14.46] Was just a little tiny bit too big\n[03:18.42] I said...\n[03:19.41] Hey, are we doin' government work here?\n[03:23.45] No, I don't think we are\n[03:26.54] You're close!\n[03:27.58] So very, very close\n[03:33.55] Aw, baby, you're close, so close\n[03:37.59] But no cigar\n[03:39.52] Missed it by that much\n[03:42.58] Aw yeah, all right\n[03:45.53] Really, really, really close\n[03:48.58] But no cigar\n[03:49.55] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n title: Close But No Cigar\n artist: '\"Weird Al\" Yankovic'\n album: Straight Outta Lynwood\n duration_ms: 392251\n instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Jillian was her name\n start_ms: 7920\n end_ms: 10000\n- text: She was sweeter than aspartame\n start_ms: 10000\n end_ms: 14130\n- text: Her kisses reconfigured my DNA\n start_ms: 14130\n end_ms: 17150\n- text: And after that I never was the same\n start_ms: 17150\n end_ms: 21100\n- text: And I loved her even more than\n start_ms: 21100\n end_ms: 24120\n- text: Marlon Brando loved soufflé\n start_ms: 24120\n end_ms: 29020\n- text: She was gorgeous, she was charming\n start_ms: 29020\n end_ms: 32060\n- text: Yeah, she was perfect in every way\n start_ms: 32060\n end_ms: 35130\n- text: Except she was always using the word \"infer\"\n start_ms: 35130\n end_ms: 39260\n- text: When she obviously meant \"imply\"\n start_ms: 39260\n end_ms: 43200\n- text: And I know some guys would put up with that kind of thing\n start_ms: 43200\n end_ms: 47190\n- text: But frankly, I can't imagine why\n start_ms: 47190\n end_ms: 49250\n- text: And I told her, I said...\n start_ms: 49250\n end_ms: 51280\n- text: Hey, are we playing horseshoes, honey?\n start_ms: 51280\n end_ms: 55190\n- text: No, I don't think we are\n start_ms: 55190\n end_ms: 58150\n- text: You're close...\n start_ms: 58150\n end_ms: 62140\n- text: But no cigar\n start_ms: 62140\n end_ms: 66340\n- text: Then I met sweet young Janet\n start_ms: 66340\n end_ms: 70240\n- text: Prettiest thing on the planet\n start_ms: 70240\n end_ms: 74140\n- text: Had a body hotter than a habañero\n start_ms: 74140\n end_ms: 77390\n- text: She had lips like a ripe pomegranate\n start_ms: 77390\n end_ms: 80340\n- text: And I was crazy like Manson about her\n start_ms: 80340\n end_ms: 84210\n- text: She got me all choked up like Mama Cass\n start_ms: 84210\n end_ms: 88270\n- text: She had a smile so incredibly radiant\n start_ms: 88270\n end_ms: 91220\n- text: You had to watch it through a piece of smoked glass\n start_ms: 91220\n end_ms: 95220\n- text: I thought after all these years of searchin' around\n start_ms: 95220\n end_ms: 99240\n- text: I'd found my soul mate finally\n start_ms: 99240\n end_ms: 102360\n- text: But one day I found out she actually owned a copy\n start_ms: 102360\n end_ms: 106370\n- text: Of \"Joe Dirt\" on DVD\n start_ms: 106370\n end_ms: 109390\n- text: Aw, no... 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I said...\n[01:50.33] Hey, are we lobbing hand grenades, kiddo?\n[01:54.38] No, I don't think we are\n[01:57.35] You're close\n[02:00.35] Aw, so very close\n[02:04.37] Yeah, baby, you're close, so close\n[02:08.32] But no cigar\n[02:13.25] \n[02:35.31] Julie played water polo\n[02:38.31] She wore a ribbon on her left Manolo\n[02:42.44] She had me sweatin' like Nixon every time she was near\n[02:45.46] My heart was beatin' like a Buddy Rich solo\n[02:49.42] And she was everything I've dreamed of\n[02:52.42] She moved right up to #1 on my list\n[02:56.43] And did I mention she's a world famous billionaire\n[03:00.31] Bikini supermodel astrophysicist?\n[03:03.47] Yeah, she was so pretty she made Charlize Theron\n[03:07.42] Look like a big fat slobberin' pig\n[03:11.43] The only caveat is one of her ear lobes\n[03:14.43] Was just a little tiny bit too big\n[03:18.48] I said...\n[03:19.45] Hey, are we doin' government work here?\n[03:23.49] No, I don't think we are\n[03:26.54] You're close!\n[03:27.59] So very, very close\n[03:33.57] Aw, baby, you're close, so close\n[03:37.58] But no cigar\n[03:39.58] Missed it by that much\n[03:42.50] Aw yeah, all right\n[03:45.53] Really, really, really close\n[03:48.57] But no cigar\n[03:49.56] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n title: Close But No Cigar\n artist: Weird Al Yankovic\n album: Straight Outta Lynwood Disc 1\n duration_ms: 237354\n instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Jillian was her name\n start_ms: 7920\n end_ms: 10010\n- text: She was sweeter than aspartame\n start_ms: 10010\n end_ms: 14120\n- text: Her kisses reconfigured my DNA\n start_ms: 14120\n end_ms: 17190\n- text: And after that I never was the same\n start_ms: 17190\n end_ms: 21170\n- text: And I loved her even more than\n start_ms: 21170\n end_ms: 24150\n- text: Marlon Brando loved soufflé\n start_ms: 24150\n end_ms: 29040\n- text: She was gorgeous, she was charming\n start_ms: 29040\n end_ms: 32020\n- text: Yeah, she was perfect in every way\n start_ms: 32020\n end_ms: 35160\n- text: Except she was always using the word \"infer\"\n start_ms: 35160\n end_ms: 39200\n- text: When she obviously meant \"imply\"\n start_ms: 39200\n end_ms: 43280\n- text: And I know some guys would put up with that kind of thing\n start_ms: 43280\n end_ms: 47160\n- text: But frankly, I can't imagine why\n start_ms: 47160\n end_ms: 49280\n- text: And I told her, I said...\n start_ms: 49280\n end_ms: 51240\n- text: Hey, are we playing horseshoes, honey?\n start_ms: 51240\n end_ms: 55180\n- text: No, I don't think we are\n start_ms: 55180\n end_ms: 58120\n- text: You're close...\n start_ms: 58120\n end_ms: 62150\n- text: But no cigar\n start_ms: 62150\n end_ms: 66360\n- text: Then I met sweet young Janet\n start_ms: 66360\n end_ms: 70210\n- text: Prettiest thing on the planet\n start_ms: 70210\n end_ms: 74150\n- text: Had a body hotter than a habañero\n start_ms: 74150\n end_ms: 77360\n- text: She had lips like a ripe pomegranate\n start_ms: 77360\n end_ms: 80330\n- text: And I was crazy like Manson about her\n start_ms: 80330\n end_ms: 84280\n- text: She got me all choked up like Mama Cass\n start_ms: 84280\n end_ms: 88240\n- text: She had a smile so incredibly radiant\n start_ms: 88240\n end_ms: 91290\n- text: You had to watch it through a piece of smoked glass\n start_ms: 91290\n end_ms: 95220\n- text: I thought after all these years of searchin' around\n start_ms: 95220\n end_ms: 99240\n- text: I'd found my soul mate finally\n start_ms: 99240\n end_ms: 102380\n- text: But one day I found out she actually owned a copy\n start_ms: 102380\n end_ms: 106350\n- text: Of \"Joe Dirt\" on DVD\n start_ms: 106350\n end_ms: 109330\n- text: Aw, no... 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