[{"id":35826645,"name":"A Complicated Song (Parody of \"Complicated\" by Avril Lavigne)","trackName":"A Complicated Song (Parody of \"Complicated\" by Avril Lavigne)","artistName":"\"Weird Al\" Yankovic","albumName":"\"Weird Al\" Yankovic","duration":219.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Uh huh... extra cheese\nUh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me\n\nPizza party at your house\nI went just to check it out\n19 extra larges\nWhat a shame\nNo one came\n\nJust us eatin' all alone\nYou said, \"Take the pizza home\"\n\"No sense lettin' all this go to waste\"\nSo then I faced\n\nPizza all day\nAnd every day\nThis cheese 'round the clock\nIs gettin' me blocked\nAnd I sure don't care\nFor irregularity\n\nTell me\nWhy'd you have to go and make me so constipated?\n'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated\nIn the bathroom... I sit and I wait and I strain\nAnd I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain\nOh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?\nNo no no\n\nI was feelin' pretty down\n'Till my girlfriend came around\nWe're just so alike in every way\nI gotta say\n\nIn fact, I just thought I might\nPop the question there that night\nI was kissing her so tenderly\nBut woe is me\n\nWho would have guessed\nHer family crest\nI'd suddely spy\nTattooed on her thigh\nAnd son-of-a-gun\nIt's just like the one on me\n\nTell me\nHow was I supposed to know we were both related?\nBelieve me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\nWhat to do now? Should I go ahead and propose\nAnd get hitched and have kids with 11 toes\nAnd move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?\nNo no no no no no no\nNo no no no no no no\nNo no no no no\n\nI had so much on my mind\nI thought maybe I'd unwind\nTry out that new roller coaster ride\nAnd the guide\n\nSaid not to stand\nBut that's a demand\nThat I couldn't meet\nI got on my feet\nAnd stood up instead\nAnd knocked off my head, you see\n\nTell me\nWhy'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?\nThis really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it\nSuch a drag, now... can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore\nI can't belch or yodel anymore\nCan't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated\n\nOh no\nWhy'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)\nI gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated\nWhat a bummer\nCan't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze\nBut my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now\nHaven't been the same since my head and I were separated\nNo no no","syncedLyrics":"[00:01.86] Uh huh... extra cheese\n[00:05.92] Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me\n[00:11.57] Pizza party at your house\n[00:15.02] I went just to check it out\n[00:17.56] 19 extra larges\n[00:20.30] What a shame\n[00:21.97] No one came\n[00:23.73] Just us eatin' all alone\n[00:26.86] You said, \"Take the pizza home\"\n[00:29.56] \"No sense lettin' all this go to waste\"\n[00:33.31] So then I faced\n[00:35.29] Pizza all day\n[00:36.33] And every day\n[00:37.72] This cheese 'round the clock\n[00:39.17] Is gettin' me blocked\n[00:40.63] And I sure don't care\n[00:42.33] For irregularity\n[00:45.84] Tell me\n[00:46.73] Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?\n[00:50.19] 'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated\n[00:56.49] In the bathroom... I sit and I wait and I strain\n[01:01.09] And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain\n[01:04.06] Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?\n[01:08.56] No no no\n[01:13.53] I was feelin' pretty down\n[01:16.25] 'Till my girlfriend came around\n[01:19.34] We're just so alike in every way\n[01:23.02] I gotta say\n[01:25.17] In fact, I just thought I might\n[01:28.28] Pop the question there that night\n[01:31.10] I was kissing her so tenderly\n[01:34.74] But woe is me\n[01:36.40] Who would have guessed\n[01:37.77] Her family crest\n[01:39.16] I'd suddely spy\n[01:40.67] Tattooed on her thigh\n[01:42.17] And son-of-a-gun\n[01:43.63] It's just like the one on me\n[01:47.10] Tell me\n[01:48.33] How was I supposed to know we were both related?\n[01:52.00] Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\n[01:58.02] What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose\n[02:02.43] And get hitched and have kids with 11 toes\n[02:05.24] And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?\n[02:09.95] No no no no no no no\n[02:12.61] No no no no no no no\n[02:17.56] No no no no no\n[02:23.78] I had so much on my mind\n[02:26.67] I thought maybe I'd unwind\n[02:29.39] Try out that new roller coaster ride\n[02:33.67] And the guide\n[02:34.95] Said not to stand\n[02:36.49] But that's a demand\n[02:37.64] That I couldn't meet\n[02:39.12] I got on my feet\n[02:40.72] And stood up instead\n[02:42.18] And knocked off my head, you see\n[02:45.37] Tell me\n[02:46.74] Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?\n[02:50.76] This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it\n[02:56.65] Such a drag, now... can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore\n[03:00.84] I can't belch or yodel anymore\n[03:03.60] Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated\n[03:08.86] Oh no\n[03:10.21] Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)\n[03:14.37] I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated\n[03:20.33] What a bummer\n[03:21.88] Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze\n[03:24.31] But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now\n[03:27.54] Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated\n[03:32.12] No no no\n[03:36.11] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n title: A Complicated Song (Parody of \"Complicated\" by Avril Lavigne)\n artist: '\"Weird Al\" Yankovic'\n album: '\"Weird Al\" Yankovic'\n duration_ms: 219000\n instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Uh huh... extra cheese\n start_ms: 1860\n end_ms: 5920\n- text: Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me\n start_ms: 5920\n end_ms: 11570\n- text: Pizza party at your house\n start_ms: 11570\n end_ms: 15020\n- text: I went just to check it out\n start_ms: 15020\n end_ms: 17560\n- text: 19 extra larges\n start_ms: 17560\n end_ms: 20300\n- text: What a shame\n start_ms: 20300\n end_ms: 21970\n- text: No one came\n start_ms: 21970\n end_ms: 23730\n- text: Just us eatin' all alone\n start_ms: 23730\n end_ms: 26860\n- text: You said, \"Take the pizza home\"\n start_ms: 26860\n end_ms: 29560\n- text: '\"No sense lettin'' all this go to waste\"'\n start_ms: 29560\n end_ms: 33310\n- text: So then I faced\n start_ms: 33310\n end_ms: 35290\n- text: Pizza all day\n start_ms: 35290\n end_ms: 36330\n- text: And every day\n start_ms: 36330\n end_ms: 37720\n- text: This cheese 'round the clock\n start_ms: 37720\n end_ms: 39170\n- text: Is gettin' me blocked\n start_ms: 39170\n end_ms: 40630\n- text: And I sure don't care\n start_ms: 40630\n end_ms: 42330\n- text: For irregularity\n start_ms: 42330\n end_ms: 45840\n- text: Tell me\n start_ms: 45840\n end_ms: 46730\n- text: Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?\n start_ms: 46730\n end_ms: 50190\n- text: '''Cause right now I''d do anything to just get my bowels evacuated'\n start_ms: 50190\n end_ms: 56490\n- text: In the bathroom... 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I sit and I wait and I strain\n And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain\n Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?\n No no no\n\n I was feelin' pretty down\n 'Till my girlfriend came around\n We're just so alike in every way\n I gotta say\n\n In fact, I just thought I might\n Pop the question there that night\n I was kissing her so tenderly\n But woe is me\n\n Who would have guessed\n Her family crest\n I'd suddely spy\n Tattooed on her thigh\n And son-of-a-gun\n It's just like the one on me\n\n Tell me\n How was I supposed to know we were both related?\n Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\n What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose\n And get hitched and have kids with 11 toes\n And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?\n No no no no no no no\n No no no no no no no\n No no no no no\n\n I had so much on my mind\n I thought maybe I'd unwind\n Try out that new roller coaster ride\n And the guide\n\n Said not to stand\n But that's a demand\n That I couldn't meet\n I got on my feet\n And stood up instead\n And knocked off my head, you see\n\n Tell me\n Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?\n This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it\n Such a drag, now... can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore\n I can't belch or yodel anymore\n Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated\n\n Oh no\n Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)\n I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated\n What a bummer\n Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze\n But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now\n Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated\n No no no\n"},{"id":3435862,"name":"A Complicated Song","trackName":"A Complicated Song","artistName":"“Weird Al” Yankovic","albumName":"Squeeze Box: The Complete Works of “Weird Al” Yankovic","duration":220.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":true,"plainLyrics":"Uh huh... extra cheese\nUh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me\n\nPizza party at your house\nI went just to check it out\n19 extra larges\nWhat a shame\nNo one came\n\nJust us eatin' all alone\nYou said, \"Take the pizza home\"\n\"No sense lettin' all this go to waste\"\nSo then I faced\n\nPizza all day\nAnd every day\nThis cheese 'round the clock\nIs gettin' me blocked\nAnd I sure don't care\nFor irregularity\n\nTell me\nWhy'd you have to go and make me so constipated?\n'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated\nIn the bathroom... I sit and I wait and I strain\nAnd I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain\nOh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?\nNo no no\n\nI was feelin' pretty down\n'Till my girlfriend came around\nWe're just so alike in every way\nI gotta say\n\nIn fact, I just thought I might\nPop the question there that night\nI was kissing her so tenderly\nBut woe is me\n\nWho would have guessed\nHer family crest\nI'd suddely spy\nTattooed on her thigh\nAnd son-of-a-gun\nIt's just like the one on me\n\nTell me\nHow was I supposed to know we were both related?\nBelieve me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\nWhat to do now? Should I go ahead and propose\nAnd get hitched and have kids with 11 toes\nAnd move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?\nNo no no no no no no\nNo no no no no no no\nNo no no no no\n\nI had so much on my mind\nI thought maybe I'd unwind\nTry out that new roller coaster ride\nAnd the guide\n\nSaid not to stand\nBut that's a demand\nThat I couldn't meet\nI got on my feet\nAnd stood up instead\nAnd knocked off my head, you see\n\nTell me\nWhy'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?\nThis really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it\nSuch a drag, now... can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore\nI can't belch or yodel anymore\nCan't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated\n\nOh no\nWhy'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)\nI gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated\nWhat a bummer\nCan't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze\nBut my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now\nHaven't been the same since my head and I were separated\nNo no no","syncedLyrics":"[00:01.80] Uh huh... extra cheese\n[00:05.98] Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me\n[00:11.58] Pizza party at your house\n[00:15.05] I went just to check it out\n[00:17.54] 19 extra larges\n[00:20.39] What a shame\n[00:21.94] No one came\n[00:23.71] Just us eatin' all alone\n[00:26.89] You said, \"Take the pizza home\"\n[00:29.55] \"No sense lettin' all this go to waste\"\n[00:33.32] So then I faced\n[00:35.22] Pizza all day\n[00:36.34] And every day\n[00:37.78] This cheese 'round the clock\n[00:39.14] Is gettin' me blocked\n[00:40.69] And I sure don't care\n[00:42.34] For irregularity\n[00:45.84] Tell me\n[00:46.79] Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?\n[00:50.19] 'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated\n[00:56.45] In the bathroom... I sit and I wait and I strain\n[01:01.04] And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain\n[01:04.01] Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?\n[01:08.53] No no no\n[01:13.56] I was feelin' pretty down\n[01:16.26] 'Till my girlfriend came around\n[01:19.35] We're just so alike in every way\n[01:23.00] I gotta say\n[01:25.16] In fact, I just thought I might\n[01:28.20] Pop the question there that night\n[01:31.19] I was kissing her so tenderly\n[01:34.76] But woe is me\n[01:36.48] Who would have guessed\n[01:37.77] Her family crest\n[01:39.12] I'd suddely spy\n[01:40.62] Tattooed on her thigh\n[01:42.17] And son-of-a-gun\n[01:43.66] It's just like the one on me\n[01:47.14] Tell me\n[01:48.36] How was I supposed to know we were both related?\n[01:52.01] Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\n[01:58.06] What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose\n[02:02.48] And get hitched and have kids with 11 toes\n[02:05.26] And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?\n[02:09.96] No no no no no no no\n[02:12.63] No no no no no no no\n[02:17.54] No no no no no\n[02:23.70] I had so much on my mind\n[02:26.69] I thought maybe I'd unwind\n[02:29.34] Try out that new roller coaster ride\n[02:33.69] And the guide\n[02:34.93] Said not to stand\n[02:36.49] But that's a demand\n[02:37.61] That I couldn't meet\n[02:39.16] I got on my feet\n[02:40.75] And stood up instead\n[02:42.16] And knocked off my head, you see\n[02:45.32] Tell me\n[02:46.75] Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?\n[02:50.73] This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it\n[02:56.62] Such a drag, now... can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore\n[03:00.84] I can't belch or yodel anymore\n[03:03.60] Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated\n[03:08.80] Oh no\n[03:10.21] Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)\n[03:14.32] I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated\n[03:20.33] What a bummer\n[03:21.89] Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze\n[03:24.38] But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now\n[03:27.57] Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated\n[03:32.15] No no no\n[03:36.10] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n title: A Complicated Song\n artist: “Weird Al” Yankovic\n album: 'Squeeze Box: The Complete Works of “Weird Al” Yankovic'\n duration_ms: 220000\n instrumental: false\n language: en\nlines:\n- text: Uh huh... extra cheese\n start_ms: 1800\n end_ms: 5940\n words:\n - text: 'Uh '\n start_ms: 1800\n - text: 'huh... '\n start_ms: 2260\n - text: 'extra '\n start_ms: 4460\n - text: cheese\n start_ms: 5060\n- text: Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me\n start_ms: 5980\n end_ms: 12010\n words:\n - text: 'Uh '\n start_ms: 5980\n - text: 'huh, '\n start_ms: 8100\n - text: 'uh '\n start_ms: 8460\n - text: 'huh... 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I sit and I wait and I strain\nAnd I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain\nOh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?\nNo no no\n\nI was feelin' pretty down\n'Till my girlfriend came around\nWe're just so alike in every way\nI gotta say\n\nIn fact, I just thought I might\nPop the question there that night\nI was kissing her so tenderly\nBut woe is me\n\nWho would have guessed\nHer family crest\nI'd suddely spy\nTattooed on her thigh\nAnd son-of-a-gun\nIt's just like the one on me\n\nTell me\nHow was I supposed to know we were both related?\nBelieve me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\nWhat to do now? Should I go ahead and propose\nAnd get hitched and have kids with 11 toes\nAnd move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?\nNo no no no no no no\nNo no no no no no no\nNo no no no no\n\nI had so much on my mind\nI thought maybe I'd unwind\nTry out that new roller coaster ride\nAnd the guide\n\nSaid not to stand\nBut that's a demand\nThat I couldn't meet\nI got on my feet\nAnd stood up instead\nAnd knocked off my head, you see\n\nTell me\nWhy'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?\nThis really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it\nSuch a drag, now... can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore\nI can't belch or yodel anymore\nCan't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated\n\nOh no\nWhy'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)\nI gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated\nWhat a bummer\nCan't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze\nBut my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now\nHaven't been the same since my head and I were separated\nNo no no","syncedLyrics":"[00:01.86] Uh huh... extra cheese\n[00:05.92] Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me\n[00:11.57] Pizza party at your house\n[00:15.02] I went just to check it out\n[00:17.56] 19 extra larges\n[00:20.30] What a shame\n[00:21.97] No one came\n[00:23.73] Just us eatin' all alone\n[00:26.86] You said, \"Take the pizza home\"\n[00:29.56] \"No sense lettin' all this go to waste\"\n[00:33.31] So then I faced\n[00:35.29] Pizza all day\n[00:36.33] And every day\n[00:37.72] This cheese 'round the clock\n[00:39.17] Is gettin' me blocked\n[00:40.63] And I sure don't care\n[00:42.33] For irregularity\n[00:45.84] Tell me\n[00:46.73] Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?\n[00:50.19] 'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated\n[00:56.49] In the bathroom... I sit and I wait and I strain\n[01:01.09] And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain\n[01:04.06] Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?\n[01:08.56] No no no\n[01:13.53] I was feelin' pretty down\n[01:16.25] 'Till my girlfriend came around\n[01:19.34] We're just so alike in every way\n[01:23.02] I gotta say\n[01:25.17] In fact, I just thought I might\n[01:28.28] Pop the question there that night\n[01:31.10] I was kissing her so tenderly\n[01:34.74] But woe is me\n[01:36.40] Who would have guessed\n[01:37.77] Her family crest\n[01:39.16] I'd suddely spy\n[01:40.67] Tattooed on her thigh\n[01:42.17] And son-of-a-gun\n[01:43.63] It's just like the one on me\n[01:47.10] Tell me\n[01:48.33] How was I supposed to know we were both related?\n[01:52.00] Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\n[01:58.02] What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose\n[02:02.43] And get hitched and have kids with 11 toes\n[02:05.24] And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?\n[02:09.95] No no no no no no no\n[02:12.61] No no no no no no no\n[02:17.56] No no no no no\n[02:23.78] I had so much on my mind\n[02:26.67] I thought maybe I'd unwind\n[02:29.39] Try out that new roller coaster ride\n[02:33.67] And the guide\n[02:34.95] Said not to stand\n[02:36.49] But that's a demand\n[02:37.64] That I couldn't meet\n[02:39.12] I got on my feet\n[02:40.72] And stood up instead\n[02:42.18] And knocked off my head, you see\n[02:45.37] Tell me\n[02:46.74] Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?\n[02:50.76] This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it\n[02:56.65] Such a drag, now... can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore\n[03:00.84] I can't belch or yodel anymore\n[03:03.60] Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated\n[03:08.86] Oh no\n[03:10.21] Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)\n[03:14.37] I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated\n[03:20.33] What a bummer\n[03:21.88] Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze\n[03:24.31] But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now\n[03:27.54] Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated\n[03:32.12] No no no\n[03:36.11] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n title: A Complicated Song (Parody of \"Complicated\" by Avril Lavigne)\n artist: Weird Al Yankovic\n album: Weird Al - Original to Parody\n duration_ms: 219951\n instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Uh huh... extra cheese\n start_ms: 1860\n end_ms: 5920\n- text: Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me\n start_ms: 5920\n end_ms: 11570\n- text: Pizza party at your house\n start_ms: 11570\n end_ms: 15020\n- text: I went just to check it out\n start_ms: 15020\n end_ms: 17560\n- text: 19 extra larges\n start_ms: 17560\n end_ms: 20300\n- text: What a shame\n start_ms: 20300\n end_ms: 21970\n- text: No one came\n start_ms: 21970\n end_ms: 23730\n- text: Just us eatin' all alone\n start_ms: 23730\n end_ms: 26860\n- text: You said, \"Take the pizza home\"\n start_ms: 26860\n end_ms: 29560\n- text: '\"No sense lettin'' all this go to waste\"'\n start_ms: 29560\n end_ms: 33310\n- text: So then I faced\n start_ms: 33310\n end_ms: 35290\n- text: Pizza all day\n start_ms: 35290\n end_ms: 36330\n- text: And every day\n start_ms: 36330\n end_ms: 37720\n- text: This cheese 'round the clock\n start_ms: 37720\n end_ms: 39170\n- text: Is gettin' me blocked\n start_ms: 39170\n end_ms: 40630\n- text: And I sure don't care\n start_ms: 40630\n end_ms: 42330\n- text: For irregularity\n start_ms: 42330\n end_ms: 45840\n- text: Tell me\n start_ms: 45840\n end_ms: 46730\n- text: Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?\n start_ms: 46730\n end_ms: 50190\n- text: '''Cause right now I''d do anything to just get my bowels evacuated'\n start_ms: 50190\n end_ms: 56490\n- text: In the bathroom... 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I sit and I wait and I strain\nAnd I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain\nOh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?\nNo no no\n\nI was feelin' pretty down\n'Till my girlfriend came around\nWe're just so alike in every way\nI gotta say\n\nIn fact, I just thought I might\nPop the question there that night\nI was kissing her so tenderly\nBut woe is me\n\nWho would have guessed\nHer family crest\nI'd suddely spy\nTattooed on her thigh\nAnd son-of-a-gun\nIt's just like the one on me\n\nTell me\nHow was I supposed to know we were both related?\nBelieve me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\nWhat to do now? 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Should I go ahead and propose\n[02:02.48] And get hitched and have kids with 11 toes\n[02:05.26] And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?\n[02:09.96] No no no no no no no\n[02:12.63] No no no no no no no\n[02:17.54] No no no no no\n[02:23.70] I had so much on my mind\n[02:26.69] I thought maybe I'd unwind\n[02:29.34] Try out that new roller coaster ride\n[02:33.69] And the guide\n[02:34.93] Said not to stand\n[02:36.49] But that's a demand\n[02:37.61] That I couldn't meet\n[02:39.16] I got on my feet\n[02:40.75] And stood up instead\n[02:42.16] And knocked off my head, you see\n[02:45.32] Tell me\n[02:46.75] Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?\n[02:50.73] This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it\n[02:56.62] Such a drag, now... can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore\n[03:00.84] I can't belch or yodel anymore\n[03:03.60] Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated\n[03:08.80] Oh no\n[03:10.21] Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? 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I sit and I wait and I strain\nAnd I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain\nOh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?\nNo no no\n\nI was feelin' pretty down\n'Till my girlfriend came around\nWe're just so alike in every way\nI gotta say\n\nIn fact, I just thought I might\nPop the question there that night\nI was kissing her so tenderly\nBut woe is me\n\nWho would have guessed\nHer family crest\nI'd suddely spy\nTattooed on her thigh\nAnd son-of-a-gun\nIt's just like the one on me\n\nTell me\nHow was I supposed to know we were both related?\nBelieve me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\nWhat to do now? Should I go ahead and propose\nAnd get hitched and have kids with 11 toes\nAnd move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?\nNo no no no no no no\nNo no no no no no no\nNo no no no no\n\nI had so much on my mind\nI thought maybe I'd unwind\nTry out that new roller coaster ride\nAnd the guide\n\nSaid not to stand\nBut that's a demand\nThat I couldn't meet\nI got on my feet\nAnd stood up instead\nAnd knocked off my head, you see\n\nTell me\nWhy'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?\nThis really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it\nSuch a drag, now... can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore\nI can't belch or yodel anymore\nCan't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated\n\nOh no\nWhy'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)\nI gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated\nWhat a bummer\nCan't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze\nBut my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now\nHaven't been the same since my head and I were separated\nNo no no","syncedLyrics":"[00:01.86] Uh huh... extra cheese\n[00:05.92] Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me\n[00:11.57] Pizza party at your house\n[00:15.02] I went just to check it out\n[00:17.56] 19 extra larges\n[00:20.30] What a shame\n[00:21.97] No one came\n[00:23.73] Just us eatin' all alone\n[00:26.86] You said, \"Take the pizza home\"\n[00:29.56] \"No sense lettin' all this go to waste\"\n[00:33.31] So then I faced\n[00:35.29] Pizza all day\n[00:36.33] And every day\n[00:37.72] This cheese 'round the clock\n[00:39.17] Is gettin' me blocked\n[00:40.63] And I sure don't care\n[00:42.33] For irregularity\n[00:45.84] Tell me\n[00:46.73] Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?\n[00:50.19] 'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated\n[00:56.49] In the bathroom... I sit and I wait and I strain\n[01:01.09] And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain\n[01:04.06] Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?\n[01:08.56] No no no\n[01:13.53] I was feelin' pretty down\n[01:16.25] 'Till my girlfriend came around\n[01:19.34] We're just so alike in every way\n[01:23.02] I gotta say\n[01:25.17] In fact, I just thought I might\n[01:28.28] Pop the question there that night\n[01:31.10] I was kissing her so tenderly\n[01:34.74] But woe is me\n[01:36.40] Who would have guessed\n[01:37.77] Her family crest\n[01:39.16] I'd suddely spy\n[01:40.67] Tattooed on her thigh\n[01:42.17] And son-of-a-gun\n[01:43.63] It's just like the one on me\n[01:47.10] Tell me\n[01:48.33] How was I supposed to know we were both related?\n[01:52.00] Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\n[01:58.02] What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose\n[02:02.43] And get hitched and have kids with 11 toes\n[02:05.24] And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?\n[02:09.95] No no no no no no no\n[02:12.61] No no no no no no no\n[02:17.56] No no no no no\n[02:23.78] I had so much on my mind\n[02:26.67] I thought maybe I'd unwind\n[02:29.39] Try out that new roller coaster ride\n[02:33.67] And the guide\n[02:34.95] Said not to stand\n[02:36.49] But that's a demand\n[02:37.64] That I couldn't meet\n[02:39.12] I got on my feet\n[02:40.72] And stood up instead\n[02:42.18] And knocked off my head, you see\n[02:45.37] Tell me\n[02:46.74] Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?\n[02:50.76] This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it\n[02:56.65] Such a drag, now... can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore\n[03:00.84] I can't belch or yodel anymore\n[03:03.60] Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated\n[03:08.86] Oh no\n[03:10.21] Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)\n[03:14.37] I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated\n[03:20.33] What a bummer\n[03:21.88] Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze\n[03:24.31] But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now\n[03:27.54] Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated\n[03:32.12] No no no\n[03:36.11] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n title: A Complicated Song\n artist: Weird Al Yankovic\n album: Various\n duration_ms: 219000\n instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Uh huh... extra cheese\n start_ms: 1860\n end_ms: 5920\n- text: Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me\n start_ms: 5920\n end_ms: 11570\n- text: Pizza party at your house\n start_ms: 11570\n end_ms: 15020\n- text: I went just to check it out\n start_ms: 15020\n end_ms: 17560\n- text: 19 extra larges\n start_ms: 17560\n end_ms: 20300\n- text: What a shame\n start_ms: 20300\n end_ms: 21970\n- text: No one came\n start_ms: 21970\n end_ms: 23730\n- text: Just us eatin' all alone\n start_ms: 23730\n end_ms: 26860\n- text: You said, \"Take the pizza home\"\n start_ms: 26860\n end_ms: 29560\n- text: '\"No sense lettin'' all this go to waste\"'\n start_ms: 29560\n end_ms: 33310\n- text: So then I faced\n start_ms: 33310\n end_ms: 35290\n- text: Pizza all day\n start_ms: 35290\n end_ms: 36330\n- text: And every day\n start_ms: 36330\n end_ms: 37720\n- text: This cheese 'round the clock\n start_ms: 37720\n end_ms: 39170\n- text: Is gettin' me blocked\n start_ms: 39170\n end_ms: 40630\n- text: And I sure don't care\n start_ms: 40630\n end_ms: 42330\n- text: For irregularity\n start_ms: 42330\n end_ms: 45840\n- text: Tell me\n start_ms: 45840\n end_ms: 46730\n- text: Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?\n start_ms: 46730\n end_ms: 50190\n- text: '''Cause right now I''d do anything to just get my bowels evacuated'\n start_ms: 50190\n end_ms: 56490\n- text: In the bathroom... 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I sit and I wait and I strain\n And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain\n Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?\n No no no\n\n I was feelin' pretty down\n 'Till my girlfriend came around\n We're just so alike in every way\n I gotta say\n\n In fact, I just thought I might\n Pop the question there that night\n I was kissing her so tenderly\n But woe is me\n\n Who would have guessed\n Her family crest\n I'd suddely spy\n Tattooed on her thigh\n And son-of-a-gun\n It's just like the one on me\n\n Tell me\n How was I supposed to know we were both related?\n Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\n What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose\n And get hitched and have kids with 11 toes\n And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?\n No no no no no no no\n No no no no no no no\n No no no no no\n\n I had so much on my mind\n I thought maybe I'd unwind\n Try out that new roller coaster ride\n And the guide\n\n Said not to stand\n But that's a demand\n That I couldn't meet\n I got on my feet\n And stood up instead\n And knocked off my head, you see\n\n Tell me\n Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?\n This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it\n Such a drag, now... can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore\n I can't belch or yodel anymore\n Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated\n\n Oh no\n Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? 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I sit and I wait and I strain\nAnd I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain\nOh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?\nNo no no\n\nI was feelin' pretty down\n'Till my girlfriend came around\nWe're just so alike in every way\nI gotta say\n\nIn fact, I just thought I might\nPop the question there that night\nI was kissing her so tenderly\nBut woe is me\n\nWho would have guessed\nHer family crest\nI'd suddely spy\nTattooed on her thigh\nAnd son-of-a-gun\nIt's just like the one on me\n\nTell me\nHow was I supposed to know we were both related?\nBelieve me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\nWhat to do now? Should I go ahead and propose\nAnd get hitched and have kids with 11 toes\nAnd move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?\nNo no no no no no no\nNo no no no no no no\nNo no no no no\n\nI had so much on my mind\nI thought maybe I'd unwind\nTry out that new roller coaster ride\nAnd the guide\n\nSaid not to stand\nBut that's a demand\nThat I couldn't meet\nI got on my feet\nAnd stood up instead\nAnd knocked off my head, you see\n\nTell me\nWhy'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?\nThis really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it\nSuch a drag, now... can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore\nI can't belch or yodel anymore\nCan't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated\n\nOh no\nWhy'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)\nI gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated\nWhat a bummer\nCan't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze\nBut my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now\nHaven't been the same since my head and I were separated\nNo no no","syncedLyrics":"[00:01.80] Uh huh... extra cheese\n[00:05.98] Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me\n[00:11.58] Pizza party at your house\n[00:15.05] I went just to check it out\n[00:17.54] 19 extra larges\n[00:20.39] What a shame\n[00:21.94] No one came\n[00:23.71] Just us eatin' all alone\n[00:26.89] You said, \"Take the pizza home\"\n[00:29.55] \"No sense lettin' all this go to waste\"\n[00:33.32] So then I faced\n[00:35.22] Pizza all day\n[00:36.34] And every day\n[00:37.78] This cheese 'round the clock\n[00:39.14] Is gettin' me blocked\n[00:40.69] And I sure don't care\n[00:42.34] For irregularity\n[00:45.84] Tell me\n[00:46.79] Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?\n[00:50.19] 'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated\n[00:56.45] In the bathroom... I sit and I wait and I strain\n[01:01.04] And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain\n[01:04.01] Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?\n[01:08.53] No no no\n[01:13.56] I was feelin' pretty down\n[01:16.26] 'Till my girlfriend came around\n[01:19.35] We're just so alike in every way\n[01:23.00] I gotta say\n[01:25.16] In fact, I just thought I might\n[01:28.20] Pop the question there that night\n[01:31.19] I was kissing her so tenderly\n[01:34.76] But woe is me\n[01:36.48] Who would have guessed\n[01:37.77] Her family crest\n[01:39.12] I'd suddely spy\n[01:40.62] Tattooed on her thigh\n[01:42.17] And son-of-a-gun\n[01:43.66] It's just like the one on me\n[01:47.14] Tell me\n[01:48.36] How was I supposed to know we were both related?\n[01:52.01] Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\n[01:58.06] What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose\n[02:02.48] And get hitched and have kids with 11 toes\n[02:05.26] And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?\n[02:09.96] No no no no no no no\n[02:12.63] No no no no no no no\n[02:17.54] No no no no no\n[02:23.70] I had so much on my mind\n[02:26.69] I thought maybe I'd unwind\n[02:29.34] Try out that new roller coaster ride\n[02:33.69] And the guide\n[02:34.93] Said not to stand\n[02:36.49] But that's a demand\n[02:37.61] That I couldn't meet\n[02:39.16] I got on my feet\n[02:40.75] And stood up instead\n[02:42.16] And knocked off my head, you see\n[02:45.32] Tell me\n[02:46.75] Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?\n[02:50.73] This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it\n[02:56.62] Such a drag, now... can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore\n[03:00.84] I can't belch or yodel anymore\n[03:03.60] Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated\n[03:08.80] Oh no\n[03:10.21] Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)\n[03:14.32] I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated\n[03:20.33] What a bummer\n[03:21.89] Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze\n[03:24.38] But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now\n[03:27.57] Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated\n[03:32.15] No no no\n[03:36.10] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n title: A Complicated Song\n artist: “Weird Al” Yankovic\n album: Poodle Hat\n duration_ms: 239754\n instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Uh huh... extra cheese\n start_ms: 1800\n end_ms: 5980\n- text: Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me\n start_ms: 5980\n end_ms: 11580\n- text: Pizza party at your house\n start_ms: 11580\n end_ms: 15050\n- text: I went just to check it out\n start_ms: 15050\n end_ms: 17540\n- text: 19 extra larges\n start_ms: 17540\n end_ms: 20390\n- text: What a shame\n start_ms: 20390\n end_ms: 21940\n- text: No one came\n start_ms: 21940\n end_ms: 23710\n- text: Just us eatin' all alone\n start_ms: 23710\n end_ms: 26890\n- text: You said, \"Take the pizza home\"\n start_ms: 26890\n end_ms: 29550\n- text: '\"No sense lettin'' all this go to waste\"'\n start_ms: 29550\n end_ms: 33320\n- text: So then I faced\n start_ms: 33320\n end_ms: 35220\n- text: Pizza all day\n start_ms: 35220\n end_ms: 36340\n- text: And every day\n start_ms: 36340\n end_ms: 37780\n- text: This cheese 'round the clock\n start_ms: 37780\n end_ms: 39140\n- text: Is gettin' me blocked\n start_ms: 39140\n end_ms: 40690\n- text: And I sure don't care\n start_ms: 40690\n end_ms: 42340\n- text: For irregularity\n start_ms: 42340\n end_ms: 45840\n- text: Tell me\n start_ms: 45840\n end_ms: 46790\n- text: Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?\n start_ms: 46790\n end_ms: 50190\n- text: '''Cause right now I''d do anything to just get my bowels evacuated'\n start_ms: 50190\n end_ms: 56450\n- text: In the bathroom... 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I sit and I wait and I strain\n And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain\n Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?\n No no no\n\n I was feelin' pretty down\n 'Till my girlfriend came around\n We're just so alike in every way\n I gotta say\n\n In fact, I just thought I might\n Pop the question there that night\n I was kissing her so tenderly\n But woe is me\n\n Who would have guessed\n Her family crest\n I'd suddely spy\n Tattooed on her thigh\n And son-of-a-gun\n It's just like the one on me\n\n Tell me\n How was I supposed to know we were both related?\n Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\n What to do now? 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I sit and I wait and I strain\nAnd I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain\nOh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?\nNo no no\n\nI was feelin' pretty down\n'Till my girlfriend came around\nWe're just so alike in every way\nI gotta say\n\nIn fact, I just thought I might\nPop the question there that night\nI was kissing her so tenderly\nBut woe is me\n\nWho would have guessed\nHer family crest\nI'd suddely spy\nTattooed on her thigh\nAnd son-of-a-gun\nIt's just like the one on me\n\nTell me\nHow was I supposed to know we were both related?\nBelieve me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\nWhat to do now? 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I sit and I wait and I strain\n[01:01.09] And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain\n[01:04.06] Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?\n[01:08.56] No no no\n[01:13.53] I was feelin' pretty down\n[01:16.25] 'Till my girlfriend came around\n[01:19.34] We're just so alike in every way\n[01:23.02] I gotta say\n[01:25.17] In fact, I just thought I might\n[01:28.28] Pop the question there that night\n[01:31.10] I was kissing her so tenderly\n[01:34.74] But woe is me\n[01:36.40] Who would have guessed\n[01:37.77] Her family crest\n[01:39.16] I'd suddely spy\n[01:40.67] Tattooed on her thigh\n[01:42.17] And son-of-a-gun\n[01:43.63] It's just like the one on me\n[01:47.10] Tell me\n[01:48.33] How was I supposed to know we were both related?\n[01:52.00] Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\n[01:58.02] What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose\n[02:02.43] And get hitched and have kids with 11 toes\n[02:05.24] And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?\n[02:09.95] No no no no no no no\n[02:12.61] No no no no no no no\n[02:17.56] No no no no no\n[02:23.78] I had so much on my mind\n[02:26.67] I thought maybe I'd unwind\n[02:29.39] Try out that new roller coaster ride\n[02:33.67] And the guide\n[02:34.95] Said not to stand\n[02:36.49] But that's a demand\n[02:37.64] That I couldn't meet\n[02:39.12] I got on my feet\n[02:40.72] And stood up instead\n[02:42.18] And knocked off my head, you see\n[02:45.37] Tell me\n[02:46.74] Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?\n[02:50.76] This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it\n[02:56.65] Such a drag, now... can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore\n[03:00.84] I can't belch or yodel anymore\n[03:03.60] Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated\n[03:08.86] Oh no\n[03:10.21] Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? 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(yeah, yeah)\n start_ms: 190210\n end_ms: 194370\n- text: I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated\n start_ms: 194370\n end_ms: 200330\n- text: What a bummer\n start_ms: 200330\n end_ms: 201880\n- text: Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze\n start_ms: 201880\n end_ms: 204310\n- text: But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now\n start_ms: 204310\n end_ms: 207540\n- text: Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated\n start_ms: 207540\n end_ms: 212120\n- text: No no no\n start_ms: 212120\n end_ms: 216110\n- text: ''\n start_ms: 216110\nplain: |-\n Uh huh... extra cheese\n Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me\n\n Pizza party at your house\n I went just to check it out\n 19 extra larges\n What a shame\n No one came\n\n Just us eatin' all alone\n You said, \"Take the pizza home\"\n \"No sense lettin' all this go to waste\"\n So then I faced\n\n Pizza all day\n And every day\n This cheese 'round the clock\n Is gettin' me blocked\n And I sure don't care\n For irregularity\n\n Tell me\n Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?\n 'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated\n In the bathroom... I sit and I wait and I strain\n And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain\n Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?\n No no no\n\n I was feelin' pretty down\n 'Till my girlfriend came around\n We're just so alike in every way\n I gotta say\n\n In fact, I just thought I might\n Pop the question there that night\n I was kissing her so tenderly\n But woe is me\n\n Who would have guessed\n Her family crest\n I'd suddely spy\n Tattooed on her thigh\n And son-of-a-gun\n It's just like the one on me\n\n Tell me\n How was I supposed to know we were both related?\n Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\n What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose\n And get hitched and have kids with 11 toes\n And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?\n No no no no no no no\n No no no no no no no\n No no no no no\n\n I had so much on my mind\n I thought maybe I'd unwind\n Try out that new roller coaster ride\n And the guide\n\n Said not to stand\n But that's a demand\n That I couldn't meet\n I got on my feet\n And stood up instead\n And knocked off my head, you see\n\n Tell me\n Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?\n This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it\n Such a drag, now... can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore\n I can't belch or yodel anymore\n Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated\n\n Oh no\n Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)\n I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated\n What a bummer\n Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze\n But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now\n Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated\n No no no\n"},{"id":18492813,"name":"A Complicated Song","trackName":"A Complicated Song","artistName":"Weird Al Yankovic","albumName":"Poodle Hat (Remastered)","duration":220.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Uh huh... extra cheese\nUh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me\n\nPizza party at your house\nI went just to check it out\n19 extra larges\nWhat a shame\nNo one came\n\nJust us eatin' all alone\nYou said, \"Take the pizza home\"\n\"No sense lettin' all this go to waste\"\nSo then I faced\n\nPizza all day\nAnd every day\nThis cheese 'round the clock\nIs gettin' me blocked\nAnd I sure don't care\nFor irregularity\n\nTell me\nWhy'd you have to go and make me so constipated?\n'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated\nIn the bathroom... I sit and I wait and I strain\nAnd I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain\nOh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?\nNo no no\n\nI was feelin' pretty down\n'Till my girlfriend came around\nWe're just so alike in every way\nI gotta say\n\nIn fact, I just thought I might\nPop the question there that night\nI was kissing her so tenderly\nBut woe is me\n\nWho would have guessed\nHer family crest\nI'd suddely spy\nTattooed on her thigh\nAnd son-of-a-gun\nIt's just like the one on me\n\nTell me\nHow was I supposed to know we were both related?\nBelieve me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\nWhat to do now? Should I go ahead and propose\nAnd get hitched and have kids with 11 toes\nAnd move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?\nNo no no no no no no\nNo no no no no no no\nNo no no no no\n\nI had so much on my mind\nI thought maybe I'd unwind\nTry out that new roller coaster ride\nAnd the guide\n\nSaid not to stand\nBut that's a demand\nThat I couldn't meet\nI got on my feet\nAnd stood up instead\nAnd knocked off my head, you see\n\nTell me\nWhy'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?\nThis really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it\nSuch a drag, now... can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore\nI can't belch or yodel anymore\nCan't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated\n\nOh no\nWhy'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)\nI gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated\nWhat a bummer\nCan't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze\nBut my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now\nHaven't been the same since my head and I were separated\nNo no no","syncedLyrics":"[00:01.84] Uh huh... extra cheese\n[00:05.92] Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me\n[00:12.07] Pizza party at your house\n[00:15.08] I went just to check it out\n[00:17.60] 19 extra larges\n[00:20.54] What a shame\n[00:21.90] No one came\n[00:23.77] Just us eatin' all alone\n[00:26.76] You said, \"Take the pizza home\"\n[00:29.67] \"No sense lettin' all this go to waste\"\n[00:33.47] So then I faced\n[00:35.13] Pizza all day\n[00:36.41] And every day\n[00:37.83] This cheese 'round the clock\n[00:39.30] Is gettin' me blocked\n[00:40.82] And I sure don't care\n[00:42.23] For irregularity\n[00:45.74] Tell me\n[00:46.74] Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?\n[00:51.01] 'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated\n[00:57.06] In the bathroom... I sit and I wait and I strain\n[01:00.98] And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain\n[01:03.96] Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?\n[01:08.79] No no no\n[01:13.57] I was feelin' pretty down\n[01:16.45] 'Till my girlfriend came around\n[01:19.38] We're just so alike in every way\n[01:23.24] I gotta say\n[01:25.22] In fact, I just thought I might\n[01:28.12] Pop the question there that night\n[01:31.18] I was kissing her so tenderly\n[01:34.97] But woe is me\n[01:36.54] Who would have guessed\n[01:37.86] Her family crest\n[01:39.55] I'd suddely spy\n[01:40.74] Tattooed on her thigh\n[01:42.20] And son-of-a-gun\n[01:43.76] It's just like the one on me\n[01:47.11] Tell me\n[01:48.27] How was I supposed to know we were both related?\n[01:52.43] Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\n[01:58.48] What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose\n[02:02.41] And get hitched and have kids with 11 toes\n[02:05.34] And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?\n[02:09.43] No no no no no no no\n[02:12.61] No no no no no no no\n[02:18.16] No no no no no\n[02:23.76] I had so much on my mind\n[02:26.66] I thought maybe I'd unwind\n[02:29.51] Try out that new roller coaster ride\n[02:33.67] And the guide\n[02:35.02] Said not to stand\n[02:36.39] But that's a demand\n[02:37.83] That I couldn't meet\n[02:39.32] I got on my feet\n[02:40.77] And stood up instead\n[02:42.29] And knocked off my head, you see\n[02:45.60] Tell me\n[02:46.71] Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?\n[02:51.02] This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it\n[02:56.92] Such a drag, now... can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore\n[03:00.90] I can't belch or yodel anymore\n[03:03.79] Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated\n[03:08.76] Oh no\n[03:10.16] Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)\n[03:14.44] I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated\n[03:20.31] What a bummer\n[03:22.17] Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze\n[03:24.31] But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now\n[03:27.62] Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated\n[03:32.14] No no no\n[03:35.02] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n title: A Complicated Song\n artist: Weird Al Yankovic\n album: Poodle Hat (Remastered)\n duration_ms: 220000\n instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Uh huh... extra cheese\n start_ms: 1840\n end_ms: 5920\n- text: Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me\n start_ms: 5920\n end_ms: 12070\n- text: Pizza party at your house\n start_ms: 12070\n end_ms: 15080\n- text: I went just to check it out\n start_ms: 15080\n end_ms: 17600\n- text: 19 extra larges\n start_ms: 17600\n end_ms: 20540\n- text: What a shame\n start_ms: 20540\n end_ms: 21900\n- text: No one came\n start_ms: 21900\n end_ms: 23770\n- text: Just us eatin' all alone\n start_ms: 23770\n end_ms: 26760\n- text: You said, \"Take the pizza home\"\n start_ms: 26760\n end_ms: 29670\n- text: '\"No sense lettin'' all this go to waste\"'\n start_ms: 29670\n end_ms: 33470\n- text: So then I faced\n start_ms: 33470\n end_ms: 35130\n- text: Pizza all day\n start_ms: 35130\n end_ms: 36410\n- text: And every day\n start_ms: 36410\n end_ms: 37830\n- text: This cheese 'round the clock\n start_ms: 37830\n end_ms: 39300\n- text: Is gettin' me blocked\n start_ms: 39300\n end_ms: 40820\n- text: And I sure don't care\n start_ms: 40820\n end_ms: 42230\n- text: For irregularity\n start_ms: 42230\n end_ms: 45740\n- text: Tell me\n start_ms: 45740\n end_ms: 46740\n- text: Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?\n start_ms: 46740\n end_ms: 51010\n- text: '''Cause right now I''d do anything to just get my bowels evacuated'\n start_ms: 51010\n end_ms: 57060\n- text: In the bathroom... 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I sit and I wait and I strain\n And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain\n Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?\n No no no\n\n I was feelin' pretty down\n 'Till my girlfriend came around\n We're just so alike in every way\n I gotta say\n\n In fact, I just thought I might\n Pop the question there that night\n I was kissing her so tenderly\n But woe is me\n\n Who would have guessed\n Her family crest\n I'd suddely spy\n Tattooed on her thigh\n And son-of-a-gun\n It's just like the one on me\n\n Tell me\n How was I supposed to know we were both related?\n Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\n What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose\n And get hitched and have kids with 11 toes\n And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?\n No no no no no no no\n No no no no no no no\n No no no no no\n\n I had so much on my mind\n I thought maybe I'd unwind\n Try out that new roller coaster ride\n And the guide\n\n Said not to stand\n But that's a demand\n That I couldn't meet\n I got on my feet\n And stood up instead\n And knocked off my head, you see\n\n Tell me\n Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?\n This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it\n Such a drag, now... can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore\n I can't belch or yodel anymore\n Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated\n\n Oh no\n Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? 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I sit and I wait and I strain\nAnd I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain\nOh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?\nNo no no\n\nI was feelin' pretty down\n'Till my girlfriend came around\nWe're just so alike in every way\nI gotta say\n\nIn fact, I just thought I might\nPop the question there that night\nI was kissing her so tenderly\nBut woe is me\n\nWho would have guessed\nHer family crest\nI'd suddely spy\nTattooed on her thigh\nAnd son-of-a-gun\nIt's just like the one on me\n\nTell me\nHow was I supposed to know we were both related?\nBelieve me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\nWhat to do now? Should I go ahead and propose\nAnd get hitched and have kids with 11 toes\nAnd move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?\nNo no no no no no no\nNo no no no no no no\nNo no no no no\n\nI had so much on my mind\nI thought maybe I'd unwind\nTry out that new roller coaster ride\nAnd the guide\n\nSaid not to stand\nBut that's a demand\nThat I couldn't meet\nI got on my feet\nAnd stood up instead\nAnd knocked off my head, you see\n\nTell me\nWhy'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?\nThis really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it\nSuch a drag, now... can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore\nI can't belch or yodel anymore\nCan't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated\n\nOh no\nWhy'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)\nI gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated\nWhat a bummer\nCan't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze\nBut my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now\nHaven't been the same since my head and I were separated\nNo no no","syncedLyrics":"[00:01.86] Uh huh... extra cheese\n[00:05.92] Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me\n[00:11.57] Pizza party at your house\n[00:15.02] I went just to check it out\n[00:17.56] 19 extra larges\n[00:20.30] What a shame\n[00:21.97] No one came\n[00:23.73] Just us eatin' all alone\n[00:26.86] You said, \"Take the pizza home\"\n[00:29.56] \"No sense lettin' all this go to waste\"\n[00:33.31] So then I faced\n[00:35.29] Pizza all day\n[00:36.33] And every day\n[00:37.72] This cheese 'round the clock\n[00:39.17] Is gettin' me blocked\n[00:40.63] And I sure don't care\n[00:42.33] For irregularity\n[00:45.84] Tell me\n[00:46.73] Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?\n[00:50.19] 'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated\n[00:56.49] In the bathroom... I sit and I wait and I strain\n[01:01.09] And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain\n[01:04.06] Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?\n[01:08.56] No no no\n[01:13.53] I was feelin' pretty down\n[01:16.25] 'Till my girlfriend came around\n[01:19.34] We're just so alike in every way\n[01:23.02] I gotta say\n[01:25.17] In fact, I just thought I might\n[01:28.28] Pop the question there that night\n[01:31.10] I was kissing her so tenderly\n[01:34.74] But woe is me\n[01:36.40] Who would have guessed\n[01:37.77] Her family crest\n[01:39.16] I'd suddely spy\n[01:40.67] Tattooed on her thigh\n[01:42.17] And son-of-a-gun\n[01:43.63] It's just like the one on me\n[01:47.10] Tell me\n[01:48.33] How was I supposed to know we were both related?\n[01:52.00] Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\n[01:58.02] What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose\n[02:02.43] And get hitched and have kids with 11 toes\n[02:05.24] And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?\n[02:09.95] No no no no no no no\n[02:12.61] No no no no no no no\n[02:17.56] No no no no no\n[02:23.78] I had so much on my mind\n[02:26.67] I thought maybe I'd unwind\n[02:29.39] Try out that new roller coaster ride\n[02:33.67] And the guide\n[02:34.95] Said not to stand\n[02:36.49] But that's a demand\n[02:37.64] That I couldn't meet\n[02:39.12] I got on my feet\n[02:40.72] And stood up instead\n[02:42.18] And knocked off my head, you see\n[02:45.37] Tell me\n[02:46.74] Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?\n[02:50.76] This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it\n[02:56.65] Such a drag, now... can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore\n[03:00.84] I can't belch or yodel anymore\n[03:03.60] Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated\n[03:08.86] Oh no\n[03:10.21] Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? 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I sit and I wait and I strain\n And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain\n Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?\n No no no\n\n I was feelin' pretty down\n 'Till my girlfriend came around\n We're just so alike in every way\n I gotta say\n\n In fact, I just thought I might\n Pop the question there that night\n I was kissing her so tenderly\n But woe is me\n\n Who would have guessed\n Her family crest\n I'd suddely spy\n Tattooed on her thigh\n And son-of-a-gun\n It's just like the one on me\n\n Tell me\n How was I supposed to know we were both related?\n Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\n What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose\n And get hitched and have kids with 11 toes\n And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?\n No no no no no no no\n No no no no no no no\n No no no no no\n\n I had so much on my mind\n I thought maybe I'd unwind\n Try out that new roller coaster ride\n And the guide\n\n Said not to stand\n But that's a demand\n That I couldn't meet\n I got on my feet\n And stood up instead\n And knocked off my head, you see\n\n Tell me\n Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?\n This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it\n Such a drag, now... can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore\n I can't belch or yodel anymore\n Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated\n\n Oh no\n Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? 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I sit and I wait and I strain\nAnd I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain\nOh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?\nNo no no\n\nI was feelin' pretty down\n'Till my girlfriend came around\nWe're just so alike in every way\nI gotta say\n\nIn fact, I just thought I might\nPop the question there that night\nI was kissing her so tenderly\nBut woe is me\n\nWho would have guessed\nHer family crest\nI'd suddely spy\nTattooed on her thigh\nAnd son-of-a-gun\nIt's just like the one on me\n\nTell me\nHow was I supposed to know we were both related?\nBelieve me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\nWhat to do now? 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Should I go ahead and propose\n[02:02.41] And get hitched and have kids with 11 toes\n[02:05.34] And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?\n[02:09.43] No no no no no no no\n[02:12.61] No no no no no no no\n[02:18.16] No no no no no\n[02:23.76] I had so much on my mind\n[02:26.66] I thought maybe I'd unwind\n[02:29.51] Try out that new roller coaster ride\n[02:33.67] And the guide\n[02:35.02] Said not to stand\n[02:36.39] But that's a demand\n[02:37.83] That I couldn't meet\n[02:39.32] I got on my feet\n[02:40.77] And stood up instead\n[02:42.29] And knocked off my head, you see\n[02:45.60] Tell me\n[02:46.71] Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?\n[02:51.02] This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it\n[02:56.92] Such a drag, now... can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore\n[03:00.90] I can't belch or yodel anymore\n[03:03.79] Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated\n[03:08.76] Oh no\n[03:10.16] Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? 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I sit and I wait and I strain\n And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain\n Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?\n No no no\n\n I was feelin' pretty down\n 'Till my girlfriend came around\n We're just so alike in every way\n I gotta say\n\n In fact, I just thought I might\n Pop the question there that night\n I was kissing her so tenderly\n But woe is me\n\n Who would have guessed\n Her family crest\n I'd suddely spy\n Tattooed on her thigh\n And son-of-a-gun\n It's just like the one on me\n\n Tell me\n How was I supposed to know we were both related?\n Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\n What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose\n And get hitched and have kids with 11 toes\n And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?\n No no no no no no no\n No no no no no no no\n No no no no no\n\n I had so much on my mind\n I thought maybe I'd unwind\n Try out that new roller coaster ride\n And the guide\n\n Said not to stand\n But that's a demand\n That I couldn't meet\n I got on my feet\n And stood up instead\n And knocked off my head, you see\n\n Tell me\n Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?\n This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it\n Such a drag, now... can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore\n I can't belch or yodel anymore\n Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated\n\n Oh no\n Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)\n I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated\n What a bummer\n Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze\n But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now\n Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated\n No no no\n"},{"id":14681837,"name":"A Complicated Song","trackName":"A Complicated Song","artistName":"\"Weird Al\" Yankovic","albumName":"Squeeze Box - Poodle Hat","duration":220.003265,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Uh huh... extra cheese\nUh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me\n\nPizza party at your house\nI went just to check it out\n19 extra larges\nWhat a shame\nNo one came\n\nJust us eatin' all alone\nYou said, \"Take the pizza home\"\n\"No sense lettin' all this go to waste\"\nSo then I faced\n\nPizza all day\nAnd every day\nThis cheese 'round the clock\nIs gettin' me blocked\nAnd I sure don't care\nFor irregularity\n\nTell me\nWhy'd you have to go and make me so constipated?\n'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated\nIn the bathroom... I sit and I wait and I strain\nAnd I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain\nOh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?\nNo no no\n\nI was feelin' pretty down\n'Till my girlfriend came around\nWe're just so alike in every way\nI gotta say\n\nIn fact, I just thought I might\nPop the question there that night\nI was kissing her so tenderly\nBut woe is me\n\nWho would have guessed\nHer family crest\nI'd suddely spy\nTattooed on her thigh\nAnd son-of-a-gun\nIt's just like the one on me\n\nTell me\nHow was I supposed to know we were both related?\nBelieve me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\nWhat to do now? Should I go ahead and propose\nAnd get hitched and have kids with 11 toes\nAnd move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?\nNo no no no no no no\nNo no no no no no no\nNo no no no no\n\nI had so much on my mind\nI thought maybe I'd unwind\nTry out that new roller coaster ride\nAnd the guide\n\nSaid not to stand\nBut that's a demand\nThat I couldn't meet\nI got on my feet\nAnd stood up instead\nAnd knocked off my head, you see\n\nTell me\nWhy'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?\nThis really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it\nSuch a drag, now... can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore\nI can't belch or yodel anymore\nCan't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated\n\nOh no\nWhy'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)\nI gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated\nWhat a bummer\nCan't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze\nBut my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now\nHaven't been the same since my head and I were separated\nNo no no","syncedLyrics":"[00:01.84] Uh huh... extra cheese\n[00:05.92] Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me\n[00:12.07] Pizza party at your house\n[00:15.08] I went just to check it out\n[00:17.60] 19 extra larges\n[00:20.54] What a shame\n[00:21.90] No one came\n[00:23.77] Just us eatin' all alone\n[00:26.76] You said, \"Take the pizza home\"\n[00:29.67] \"No sense lettin' all this go to waste\"\n[00:33.47] So then I faced\n[00:35.13] Pizza all day\n[00:36.41] And every day\n[00:37.83] This cheese 'round the clock\n[00:39.30] Is gettin' me blocked\n[00:40.82] And I sure don't care\n[00:42.23] For irregularity\n[00:45.74] Tell me\n[00:46.74] Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?\n[00:51.01] 'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated\n[00:57.06] In the bathroom... I sit and I wait and I strain\n[01:00.98] And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain\n[01:03.96] Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?\n[01:08.79] No no no\n[01:13.57] I was feelin' pretty down\n[01:16.45] 'Till my girlfriend came around\n[01:19.38] We're just so alike in every way\n[01:23.24] I gotta say\n[01:25.22] In fact, I just thought I might\n[01:28.12] Pop the question there that night\n[01:31.18] I was kissing her so tenderly\n[01:34.97] But woe is me\n[01:36.54] Who would have guessed\n[01:37.86] Her family crest\n[01:39.55] I'd suddely spy\n[01:40.74] Tattooed on her thigh\n[01:42.20] And son-of-a-gun\n[01:43.76] It's just like the one on me\n[01:47.11] Tell me\n[01:48.27] How was I supposed to know we were both related?\n[01:52.43] Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\n[01:58.48] What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose\n[02:02.41] And get hitched and have kids with 11 toes\n[02:05.34] And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?\n[02:09.43] No no no no no no no\n[02:12.61] No no no no no no no\n[02:18.16] No no no no no\n[02:23.76] I had so much on my mind\n[02:26.66] I thought maybe I'd unwind\n[02:29.51] Try out that new roller coaster ride\n[02:33.67] And the guide\n[02:35.02] Said not to stand\n[02:36.39] But that's a demand\n[02:37.83] That I couldn't meet\n[02:39.32] I got on my feet\n[02:40.77] And stood up instead\n[02:42.29] And knocked off my head, you see\n[02:45.60] Tell me\n[02:46.71] Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?\n[02:51.02] This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it\n[02:56.92] Such a drag, now... can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore\n[03:00.90] I can't belch or yodel anymore\n[03:03.79] Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated\n[03:08.76] Oh no\n[03:10.16] Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)\n[03:14.44] I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated\n[03:20.31] What a bummer\n[03:22.17] Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze\n[03:24.31] But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now\n[03:27.62] Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated\n[03:32.14] No no no\n[03:35.02] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n title: A Complicated Song\n artist: '\"Weird Al\" Yankovic'\n album: Squeeze Box - Poodle Hat\n duration_ms: 220003\n instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Uh huh... extra cheese\n start_ms: 1840\n end_ms: 5920\n- text: Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me\n start_ms: 5920\n end_ms: 12070\n- text: Pizza party at your house\n start_ms: 12070\n end_ms: 15080\n- text: I went just to check it out\n start_ms: 15080\n end_ms: 17600\n- text: 19 extra larges\n start_ms: 17600\n end_ms: 20540\n- text: What a shame\n start_ms: 20540\n end_ms: 21900\n- text: No one came\n start_ms: 21900\n end_ms: 23770\n- text: Just us eatin' all alone\n start_ms: 23770\n end_ms: 26760\n- text: You said, \"Take the pizza home\"\n start_ms: 26760\n end_ms: 29670\n- text: '\"No sense lettin'' all this go to waste\"'\n start_ms: 29670\n end_ms: 33470\n- text: So then I faced\n start_ms: 33470\n end_ms: 35130\n- text: Pizza all day\n start_ms: 35130\n end_ms: 36410\n- text: And every day\n start_ms: 36410\n end_ms: 37830\n- text: This cheese 'round the clock\n start_ms: 37830\n end_ms: 39300\n- text: Is gettin' me blocked\n start_ms: 39300\n end_ms: 40820\n- text: And I sure don't care\n start_ms: 40820\n end_ms: 42230\n- text: For irregularity\n start_ms: 42230\n end_ms: 45740\n- text: Tell me\n start_ms: 45740\n end_ms: 46740\n- text: Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?\n start_ms: 46740\n end_ms: 51010\n- text: '''Cause right now I''d do anything to just get my bowels evacuated'\n start_ms: 51010\n end_ms: 57060\n- text: In the bathroom... 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I sit and I wait and I strain\n And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain\n Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?\n No no no\n\n I was feelin' pretty down\n 'Till my girlfriend came around\n We're just so alike in every way\n I gotta say\n\n In fact, I just thought I might\n Pop the question there that night\n I was kissing her so tenderly\n But woe is me\n\n Who would have guessed\n Her family crest\n I'd suddely spy\n Tattooed on her thigh\n And son-of-a-gun\n It's just like the one on me\n\n Tell me\n How was I supposed to know we were both related?\n Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\n What to do now? 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I sit and I wait and I strain\nAnd I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain\nOh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?\nNo no no\n\nI was feelin' pretty down\n'Till my girlfriend came around\nWe're just so alike in every way\nI gotta say\n\nIn fact, I just thought I might\nPop the question there that night\nI was kissing her so tenderly\nBut woe is me\n\nWho would have guessed\nHer family crest\nI'd suddely spy\nTattooed on her thigh\nAnd son-of-a-gun\nIt's just like the one on me\n\nTell me\nHow was I supposed to know we were both related?\nBelieve me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\nWhat to do now? Should I go ahead and propose\nAnd get hitched and have kids with 11 toes\nAnd move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?\nNo no no no no no no\nNo no no no no no no\nNo no no no no\n\nI had so much on my mind\nI thought maybe I'd unwind\nTry out that new roller coaster ride\nAnd the guide\n\nSaid not to stand\nBut that's a demand\nThat I couldn't meet\nI got on my feet\nAnd stood up instead\nAnd knocked off my head, you see\n\nTell me\nWhy'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?\nThis really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it\nSuch a drag, now... can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore\nI can't belch or yodel anymore\nCan't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated\n\nOh no\nWhy'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)\nI gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated\nWhat a bummer\nCan't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze\nBut my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now\nHaven't been the same since my head and I were separated\nNo no no","syncedLyrics":"[00:01.84] Uh huh... extra cheese\n[00:05.92] Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me\n[00:12.07] Pizza party at your house\n[00:15.08] I went just to check it out\n[00:17.60] 19 extra larges\n[00:20.54] What a shame\n[00:21.90] No one came\n[00:23.77] Just us eatin' all alone\n[00:26.76] You said, \"Take the pizza home\"\n[00:29.67] \"No sense lettin' all this go to waste\"\n[00:33.47] So then I faced\n[00:35.13] Pizza all day\n[00:36.41] And every day\n[00:37.83] This cheese 'round the clock\n[00:39.30] Is gettin' me blocked\n[00:40.82] And I sure don't care\n[00:42.23] For irregularity\n[00:45.74] Tell me\n[00:46.74] Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?\n[00:51.01] 'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated\n[00:57.06] In the bathroom... I sit and I wait and I strain\n[01:00.98] And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain\n[01:03.96] Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?\n[01:08.79] No no no\n[01:13.57] I was feelin' pretty down\n[01:16.45] 'Till my girlfriend came around\n[01:19.38] We're just so alike in every way\n[01:23.24] I gotta say\n[01:25.22] In fact, I just thought I might\n[01:28.12] Pop the question there that night\n[01:31.18] I was kissing her so tenderly\n[01:34.97] But woe is me\n[01:36.54] Who would have guessed\n[01:37.86] Her family crest\n[01:39.55] I'd suddely spy\n[01:40.74] Tattooed on her thigh\n[01:42.20] And son-of-a-gun\n[01:43.76] It's just like the one on me\n[01:47.11] Tell me\n[01:48.27] How was I supposed to know we were both related?\n[01:52.43] Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\n[01:58.48] What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose\n[02:02.41] And get hitched and have kids with 11 toes\n[02:05.34] And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?\n[02:09.43] No no no no no no no\n[02:12.61] No no no no no no no\n[02:18.16] No no no no no\n[02:23.76] I had so much on my mind\n[02:26.66] I thought maybe I'd unwind\n[02:29.51] Try out that new roller coaster ride\n[02:33.67] And the guide\n[02:35.02] Said not to stand\n[02:36.39] But that's a demand\n[02:37.83] That I couldn't meet\n[02:39.32] I got on my feet\n[02:40.77] And stood up instead\n[02:42.29] And knocked off my head, you see\n[02:45.60] Tell me\n[02:46.71] Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?\n[02:51.02] This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it\n[02:56.92] Such a drag, now... can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore\n[03:00.90] I can't belch or yodel anymore\n[03:03.79] Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated\n[03:08.76] Oh no\n[03:10.16] Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)\n[03:14.44] I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated\n[03:20.31] What a bummer\n[03:22.17] Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze\n[03:24.31] But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now\n[03:27.62] Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated\n[03:32.14] No no no\n[03:35.02] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n title: A Complicated Song\n artist: ″Weird Al″ Yankovic\n album: Poodle Hat\n duration_ms: 219380\n instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Uh huh... extra cheese\n start_ms: 1840\n end_ms: 5920\n- text: Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me\n start_ms: 5920\n end_ms: 12070\n- text: Pizza party at your house\n start_ms: 12070\n end_ms: 15080\n- text: I went just to check it out\n start_ms: 15080\n end_ms: 17600\n- text: 19 extra larges\n start_ms: 17600\n end_ms: 20540\n- text: What a shame\n start_ms: 20540\n end_ms: 21900\n- text: No one came\n start_ms: 21900\n end_ms: 23770\n- text: Just us eatin' all alone\n start_ms: 23770\n end_ms: 26760\n- text: You said, \"Take the pizza home\"\n start_ms: 26760\n end_ms: 29670\n- text: '\"No sense lettin'' all this go to waste\"'\n start_ms: 29670\n end_ms: 33470\n- text: So then I faced\n start_ms: 33470\n end_ms: 35130\n- text: Pizza all day\n start_ms: 35130\n end_ms: 36410\n- text: And every day\n start_ms: 36410\n end_ms: 37830\n- text: This cheese 'round the clock\n start_ms: 37830\n end_ms: 39300\n- text: Is gettin' me blocked\n start_ms: 39300\n end_ms: 40820\n- text: And I sure don't care\n start_ms: 40820\n end_ms: 42230\n- text: For irregularity\n start_ms: 42230\n end_ms: 45740\n- text: Tell me\n start_ms: 45740\n end_ms: 46740\n- text: Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?\n start_ms: 46740\n end_ms: 51010\n- text: '''Cause right now I''d do anything to just get my bowels evacuated'\n start_ms: 51010\n end_ms: 57060\n- text: In the bathroom... 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I sit and I wait and I strain\n And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain\n Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?\n No no no\n\n I was feelin' pretty down\n 'Till my girlfriend came around\n We're just so alike in every way\n I gotta say\n\n In fact, I just thought I might\n Pop the question there that night\n I was kissing her so tenderly\n But woe is me\n\n Who would have guessed\n Her family crest\n I'd suddely spy\n Tattooed on her thigh\n And son-of-a-gun\n It's just like the one on me\n\n Tell me\n How was I supposed to know we were both related?\n Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\n What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose\n And get hitched and have kids with 11 toes\n And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?\n No no no no no no no\n No no no no no no no\n No no no no no\n\n I had so much on my mind\n I thought maybe I'd unwind\n Try out that new roller coaster ride\n And the guide\n\n Said not to stand\n But that's a demand\n That I couldn't meet\n I got on my feet\n And stood up instead\n And knocked off my head, you see\n\n Tell me\n Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?\n This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it\n Such a drag, now... can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore\n I can't belch or yodel anymore\n Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated\n\n Oh no\n Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)\n I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated\n What a bummer\n Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze\n But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now\n Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated\n No no no\n"},{"id":9707965,"name":"A Complicated Song","trackName":"A Complicated Song","artistName":"«Weird Al» Yankovic","albumName":"Poodle Hat","duration":218.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Uh huh... extra cheese\nUh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me\n\nPizza party at your house\nI went just to check it out\n19 extra larges\nWhat a shame\nNo one came\n\nJust us eatin' all alone\nYou said, \"Take the pizza home\"\n\"No sense lettin' all this go to waste\"\nSo then I faced\n\nPizza all day\nAnd every day\nThis cheese 'round the clock\nIs gettin' me blocked\nAnd I sure don't care\nFor irregularity\n\nTell me\nWhy'd you have to go and make me so constipated?\n'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated\nIn the bathroom... I sit and I wait and I strain\nAnd I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain\nOh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?\nNo no no\n\nI was feelin' pretty down\n'Till my girlfriend came around\nWe're just so alike in every way\nI gotta say\n\nIn fact, I just thought I might\nPop the question there that night\nI was kissing her so tenderly\nBut woe is me\n\nWho would have guessed\nHer family crest\nI'd suddely spy\nTattooed on her thigh\nAnd son-of-a-gun\nIt's just like the one on me\n\nTell me\nHow was I supposed to know we were both related?\nBelieve me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\nWhat to do now? Should I go ahead and propose\nAnd get hitched and have kids with 11 toes\nAnd move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?\nNo no no no no no no\nNo no no no no no no\nNo no no no no\n\nI had so much on my mind\nI thought maybe I'd unwind\nTry out that new roller coaster ride\nAnd the guide\n\nSaid not to stand\nBut that's a demand\nThat I couldn't meet\nI got on my feet\nAnd stood up instead\nAnd knocked off my head, you see\n\nTell me\nWhy'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?\nThis really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it\nSuch a drag, now... can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore\nI can't belch or yodel anymore\nCan't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated\n\nOh no\nWhy'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)\nI gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated\nWhat a bummer\nCan't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze\nBut my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now\nHaven't been the same since my head and I were separated\nNo no no","syncedLyrics":null,"lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n title: A Complicated Song\n artist: «Weird Al» Yankovic\n album: Poodle Hat\n duration_ms: 218000\n instrumental: false\nlines: []\nplain: |-\n Uh huh... extra cheese\n Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me\n\n Pizza party at your house\n I went just to check it out\n 19 extra larges\n What a shame\n No one came\n\n Just us eatin' all alone\n You said, \"Take the pizza home\"\n \"No sense lettin' all this go to waste\"\n So then I faced\n\n Pizza all day\n And every day\n This cheese 'round the clock\n Is gettin' me blocked\n And I sure don't care\n For irregularity\n\n Tell me\n Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?\n 'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated\n In the bathroom... I sit and I wait and I strain\n And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain\n Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?\n No no no\n\n I was feelin' pretty down\n 'Till my girlfriend came around\n We're just so alike in every way\n I gotta say\n\n In fact, I just thought I might\n Pop the question there that night\n I was kissing her so tenderly\n But woe is me\n\n Who would have guessed\n Her family crest\n I'd suddely spy\n Tattooed on her thigh\n And son-of-a-gun\n It's just like the one on me\n\n Tell me\n How was I supposed to know we were both related?\n Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\n What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose\n And get hitched and have kids with 11 toes\n And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?\n No no no no no no no\n No no no no no no no\n No no no no no\n\n I had so much on my mind\n I thought maybe I'd unwind\n Try out that new roller coaster ride\n And the guide\n\n Said not to stand\n But that's a demand\n That I couldn't meet\n I got on my feet\n And stood up instead\n And knocked off my head, you see\n\n Tell me\n Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?\n This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it\n Such a drag, now... can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore\n I can't belch or yodel anymore\n Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated\n\n Oh no\n Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)\n I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated\n What a bummer\n Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze\n But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now\n Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated\n No no no\n"},{"id":34121280,"name":"A Complicated Song","trackName":"A Complicated Song","artistName":"Weird Al Yankovic","albumName":"[Unknown Album]","duration":219.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Uh huh... extra cheese\nUh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me\n\nPizza party at your house\nI went just to check it out\n19 extra larges\nWhat a shame\nNo one came\n\nJust us eatin' all alone\nYou said, \"Take the pizza home\"\n\"No sense lettin' all this go to waste\"\nSo then I faced\n\nPizza all day\nAnd every day\nThis cheese 'round the clock\nIs gettin' me blocked\nAnd I sure don't care\nFor irregularity\n\nTell me\nWhy'd you have to go and make me so constipated?\n'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated\nIn the bathroom... I sit and I wait and I strain\nAnd I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain\nOh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?\nNo no no\n\nI was feelin' pretty down\n'Till my girlfriend came around\nWe're just so alike in every way\nI gotta say\n\nIn fact, I just thought I might\nPop the question there that night\nI was kissing her so tenderly\nBut woe is me\n\nWho would have guessed\nHer family crest\nI'd suddely spy\nTattooed on her thigh\nAnd son-of-a-gun\nIt's just like the one on me\n\nTell me\nHow was I supposed to know we were both related?\nBelieve me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\nWhat to do now? Should I go ahead and propose\nAnd get hitched and have kids with 11 toes\nAnd move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?\nNo no no no no no no\nNo no no no no no no\nNo no no no no\n\nI had so much on my mind\nI thought maybe I'd unwind\nTry out that new roller coaster ride\nAnd the guide\n\nSaid not to stand\nBut that's a demand\nThat I couldn't meet\nI got on my feet\nAnd stood up instead\nAnd knocked off my head, you see\n\nTell me\nWhy'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?\nThis really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it\nSuch a drag, now... can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore\nI can't belch or yodel anymore\nCan't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated\n\nOh no\nWhy'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)\nI gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated\nWhat a bummer\nCan't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze\nBut my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now\nHaven't been the same since my head and I were separated\nNo no no","syncedLyrics":"[00:01.86] Uh huh... extra cheese\n[00:05.92] Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me\n[00:11.57] Pizza party at your house\n[00:15.02] I went just to check it out\n[00:17.56] 19 extra larges\n[00:20.30] What a shame\n[00:21.97] No one came\n[00:23.73] Just us eatin' all alone\n[00:26.86] You said, \"Take the pizza home\"\n[00:29.56] \"No sense lettin' all this go to waste\"\n[00:33.31] So then I faced\n[00:35.29] Pizza all day\n[00:36.33] And every day\n[00:37.72] This cheese 'round the clock\n[00:39.17] Is gettin' me blocked\n[00:40.63] And I sure don't care\n[00:42.33] For irregularity\n[00:45.84] Tell me\n[00:46.73] Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?\n[00:50.19] 'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated\n[00:56.49] In the bathroom... I sit and I wait and I strain\n[01:01.09] And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain\n[01:04.06] Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?\n[01:08.56] No no no\n[01:13.53] I was feelin' pretty down\n[01:16.25] 'Till my girlfriend came around\n[01:19.34] We're just so alike in every way\n[01:23.02] I gotta say\n[01:25.17] In fact, I just thought I might\n[01:28.28] Pop the question there that night\n[01:31.10] I was kissing her so tenderly\n[01:34.74] But woe is me\n[01:36.40] Who would have guessed\n[01:37.77] Her family crest\n[01:39.16] I'd suddely spy\n[01:40.67] Tattooed on her thigh\n[01:42.17] And son-of-a-gun\n[01:43.63] It's just like the one on me\n[01:47.10] Tell me\n[01:48.33] How was I supposed to know we were both related?\n[01:52.00] Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\n[01:58.02] What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose\n[02:02.43] And get hitched and have kids with 11 toes\n[02:05.24] And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?\n[02:09.95] No no no no no no no\n[02:12.61] No no no no no no no\n[02:17.56] No no no no no\n[02:23.78] I had so much on my mind\n[02:26.67] I thought maybe I'd unwind\n[02:29.39] Try out that new roller coaster ride\n[02:33.67] And the guide\n[02:34.95] Said not to stand\n[02:36.49] But that's a demand\n[02:37.64] That I couldn't meet\n[02:39.12] I got on my feet\n[02:40.72] And stood up instead\n[02:42.18] And knocked off my head, you see\n[02:45.37] Tell me\n[02:46.74] Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?\n[02:50.76] This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it\n[02:56.65] Such a drag, now... can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore\n[03:00.84] I can't belch or yodel anymore\n[03:03.60] Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated\n[03:08.86] Oh no\n[03:10.21] Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? 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I sit and I wait and I strain\n And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain\n Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?\n No no no\n\n I was feelin' pretty down\n 'Till my girlfriend came around\n We're just so alike in every way\n I gotta say\n\n In fact, I just thought I might\n Pop the question there that night\n I was kissing her so tenderly\n But woe is me\n\n Who would have guessed\n Her family crest\n I'd suddely spy\n Tattooed on her thigh\n And son-of-a-gun\n It's just like the one on me\n\n Tell me\n How was I supposed to know we were both related?\n Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\n What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose\n And get hitched and have kids with 11 toes\n And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?\n No no no no no no no\n No no no no no no no\n No no no no no\n\n I had so much on my mind\n I thought maybe I'd unwind\n Try out that new roller coaster ride\n And the guide\n\n Said not to stand\n But that's a demand\n That I couldn't meet\n I got on my feet\n And stood up instead\n And knocked off my head, you see\n\n Tell me\n Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?\n This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it\n Such a drag, now... can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore\n I can't belch or yodel anymore\n Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated\n\n Oh no\n Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? 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I sit and I wait and I strain\nAnd I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain\nOh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?\nNo no no\n\nI was feelin' pretty down\n'Till my girlfriend came around\nWe're just so alike in every way\nI gotta say\n\nIn fact, I just thought I might\nPop the question there that night\nI was kissing her so tenderly\nBut woe is me\n\nWho would have guessed\nHer family crest\nI'd suddely spy\nTattooed on her thigh\nAnd son-of-a-gun\nIt's just like the one on me\n\nTell me\nHow was I supposed to know we were both related?\nBelieve me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\nWhat to do now? 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I sit and I wait and I strain\n[01:01.04] And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain\n[01:04.01] Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?\n[01:08.53] No no no\n[01:13.56] I was feelin' pretty down\n[01:16.26] 'Till my girlfriend came around\n[01:19.35] We're just so alike in every way\n[01:23.00] I gotta say\n[01:25.16] In fact, I just thought I might\n[01:28.20] Pop the question there that night\n[01:31.19] I was kissing her so tenderly\n[01:34.76] But woe is me\n[01:36.48] Who would have guessed\n[01:37.77] Her family crest\n[01:39.12] I'd suddely spy\n[01:40.62] Tattooed on her thigh\n[01:42.17] And son-of-a-gun\n[01:43.66] It's just like the one on me\n[01:47.14] Tell me\n[01:48.36] How was I supposed to know we were both related?\n[01:52.01] Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\n[01:58.06] What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose\n[02:02.48] And get hitched and have kids with 11 toes\n[02:05.26] And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?\n[02:09.96] No no no no no no no\n[02:12.63] No no no no no no no\n[02:17.54] No no no no no\n[02:23.70] I had so much on my mind\n[02:26.69] I thought maybe I'd unwind\n[02:29.34] Try out that new roller coaster ride\n[02:33.69] And the guide\n[02:34.93] Said not to stand\n[02:36.49] But that's a demand\n[02:37.61] That I couldn't meet\n[02:39.16] I got on my feet\n[02:40.75] And stood up instead\n[02:42.16] And knocked off my head, you see\n[02:45.32] Tell me\n[02:46.75] Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?\n[02:50.73] This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it\n[02:56.62] Such a drag, now... can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore\n[03:00.84] I can't belch or yodel anymore\n[03:03.60] Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated\n[03:08.80] Oh no\n[03:10.21] Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? 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I sit and I wait and I strain\n And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain\n Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?\n No no no\n\n I was feelin' pretty down\n 'Till my girlfriend came around\n We're just so alike in every way\n I gotta say\n\n In fact, I just thought I might\n Pop the question there that night\n I was kissing her so tenderly\n But woe is me\n\n Who would have guessed\n Her family crest\n I'd suddely spy\n Tattooed on her thigh\n And son-of-a-gun\n It's just like the one on me\n\n Tell me\n How was I supposed to know we were both related?\n Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\n What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose\n And get hitched and have kids with 11 toes\n And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?\n No no no no no no no\n No no no no no no no\n No no no no no\n\n I had so much on my mind\n I thought maybe I'd unwind\n Try out that new roller coaster ride\n And the guide\n\n Said not to stand\n But that's a demand\n That I couldn't meet\n I got on my feet\n And stood up instead\n And knocked off my head, you see\n\n Tell me\n Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?\n This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it\n Such a drag, now... can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore\n I can't belch or yodel anymore\n Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated\n\n Oh no\n Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)\n I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated\n What a bummer\n Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze\n But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now\n Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated\n No no no\n"},{"id":28375922,"name":"A Complicated Song","trackName":"A Complicated Song","artistName":"Yankovic, \"Weird Al\"","albumName":"Poodle Hat","duration":219.0,"instrumental":false,"hasWordSync":false,"plainLyrics":"Uh huh... extra cheese\nUh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me\n\nPizza party at your house\nI went just to check it out\n19 extra larges\nWhat a shame\nNo one came\n\nJust us eatin' all alone\nYou said, \"Take the pizza home\"\n\"No sense lettin' all this go to waste\"\nSo then I faced\n\nPizza all day\nAnd every day\nThis cheese 'round the clock\nIs gettin' me blocked\nAnd I sure don't care\nFor irregularity\n\nTell me\nWhy'd you have to go and make me so constipated?\n'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated\nIn the bathroom... I sit and I wait and I strain\nAnd I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain\nOh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?\nNo no no\n\nI was feelin' pretty down\n'Till my girlfriend came around\nWe're just so alike in every way\nI gotta say\n\nIn fact, I just thought I might\nPop the question there that night\nI was kissing her so tenderly\nBut woe is me\n\nWho would have guessed\nHer family crest\nI'd suddely spy\nTattooed on her thigh\nAnd son-of-a-gun\nIt's just like the one on me\n\nTell me\nHow was I supposed to know we were both related?\nBelieve me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\nWhat to do now? Should I go ahead and propose\nAnd get hitched and have kids with 11 toes\nAnd move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?\nNo no no no no no no\nNo no no no no no no\nNo no no no no\n\nI had so much on my mind\nI thought maybe I'd unwind\nTry out that new roller coaster ride\nAnd the guide\n\nSaid not to stand\nBut that's a demand\nThat I couldn't meet\nI got on my feet\nAnd stood up instead\nAnd knocked off my head, you see\n\nTell me\nWhy'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?\nThis really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it\nSuch a drag, now... can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore\nI can't belch or yodel anymore\nCan't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated\n\nOh no\nWhy'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)\nI gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated\nWhat a bummer\nCan't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze\nBut my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now\nHaven't been the same since my head and I were separated\nNo no no","syncedLyrics":"[00:01.85] Uh huh... extra cheese\n[00:05.99] Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me\n[00:12.02] Pizza party at your house\n[00:15.08] I went just to check it out\n[00:17.63] 19 extra larges\n[00:20.58] What a shame\n[00:21.95] No one came\n[00:23.73] Just us eatin' all alone\n[00:26.77] You said, \"Take the pizza home\"\n[00:29.67] \"No sense lettin' all this go to waste\"\n[00:33.45] So then I faced\n[00:35.16] Pizza all day\n[00:36.47] And every day\n[00:37.85] This cheese 'round the clock\n[00:39.36] Is gettin' me blocked\n[00:40.82] And I sure don't care\n[00:42.29] For irregularity\n[00:45.73] Tell me\n[00:46.75] Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?\n[00:51.04] 'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated\n[00:57.08] In the bathroom... I sit and I wait and I strain\n[01:00.93] And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain\n[01:03.92] Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?\n[01:08.74] No no no\n[01:13.50] I was feelin' pretty down\n[01:16.48] 'Till my girlfriend came around\n[01:19.37] We're just so alike in every way\n[01:23.22] I gotta say\n[01:25.23] In fact, I just thought I might\n[01:28.12] Pop the question there that night\n[01:31.11] I was kissing her so tenderly\n[01:34.99] But woe is me\n[01:36.51] Who would have guessed\n[01:37.83] Her family crest\n[01:39.57] I'd suddely spy\n[01:40.75] Tattooed on her thigh\n[01:42.22] And son-of-a-gun\n[01:43.72] It's just like the one on me\n[01:47.18] Tell me\n[01:48.29] How was I supposed to know we were both related?\n[01:52.40] Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\n[01:58.43] What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose\n[02:02.46] And get hitched and have kids with 11 toes\n[02:05.36] And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?\n[02:09.50] No no no no no no no\n[02:12.62] No no no no no no no\n[02:18.18] No no no no no\n[02:23.78] I had so much on my mind\n[02:26.67] I thought maybe I'd unwind\n[02:29.53] Try out that new roller coaster ride\n[02:33.63] And the guide\n[02:35.04] Said not to stand\n[02:36.37] But that's a demand\n[02:37.85] That I couldn't meet\n[02:39.39] I got on my feet\n[02:40.78] And stood up instead\n[02:42.23] And knocked off my head, you see\n[02:45.66] Tell me\n[02:46.70] Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?\n[02:51.07] This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it\n[02:56.98] Such a drag, now... can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore\n[03:00.91] I can't belch or yodel anymore\n[03:03.77] Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated\n[03:08.70] Oh no\n[03:10.15] Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)\n[03:14.44] I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated\n[03:20.35] What a bummer\n[03:22.17] Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze\n[03:24.37] But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now\n[03:27.64] Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated\n[03:32.17] No no no\n[03:35.05] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n title: A Complicated Song\n artist: Yankovic, \"Weird Al\"\n album: Poodle Hat\n duration_ms: 219000\n instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Uh huh... extra cheese\n start_ms: 1850\n end_ms: 5990\n- text: Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me\n start_ms: 5990\n end_ms: 12020\n- text: Pizza party at your house\n start_ms: 12020\n end_ms: 15080\n- text: I went just to check it out\n start_ms: 15080\n end_ms: 17630\n- text: 19 extra larges\n start_ms: 17630\n end_ms: 20580\n- text: What a shame\n start_ms: 20580\n end_ms: 21950\n- text: No one came\n start_ms: 21950\n end_ms: 23730\n- text: Just us eatin' all alone\n start_ms: 23730\n end_ms: 26770\n- text: You said, \"Take the pizza home\"\n start_ms: 26770\n end_ms: 29670\n- text: '\"No sense lettin'' all this go to waste\"'\n start_ms: 29670\n end_ms: 33450\n- text: So then I faced\n start_ms: 33450\n end_ms: 35160\n- text: Pizza all day\n start_ms: 35160\n end_ms: 36470\n- text: And every day\n start_ms: 36470\n end_ms: 37850\n- text: This cheese 'round the clock\n start_ms: 37850\n end_ms: 39360\n- text: Is gettin' me blocked\n start_ms: 39360\n end_ms: 40820\n- text: And I sure don't care\n start_ms: 40820\n end_ms: 42290\n- text: For irregularity\n start_ms: 42290\n end_ms: 45730\n- text: Tell me\n start_ms: 45730\n end_ms: 46750\n- text: Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?\n start_ms: 46750\n end_ms: 51040\n- text: '''Cause right now I''d do anything to just get my bowels evacuated'\n start_ms: 51040\n end_ms: 57080\n- text: In the bathroom... 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I sit and I wait and I strain\nAnd I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain\nOh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?\nNo no no\n\nI was feelin' pretty down\n'Till my girlfriend came around\nWe're just so alike in every way\nI gotta say\n\nIn fact, I just thought I might\nPop the question there that night\nI was kissing her so tenderly\nBut woe is me\n\nWho would have guessed\nHer family crest\nI'd suddely spy\nTattooed on her thigh\nAnd son-of-a-gun\nIt's just like the one on me\n\nTell me\nHow was I supposed to know we were both related?\nBelieve me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\nWhat to do now? 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(yeah, yeah)\nI gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated\nWhat a bummer\nCan't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze\nBut my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now\nHaven't been the same since my head and I were separated\nNo no no","syncedLyrics":"[00:01.86] Uh huh... extra cheese\n[00:05.92] Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me\n[00:11.57] Pizza party at your house\n[00:15.02] I went just to check it out\n[00:17.56] 19 extra larges\n[00:20.30] What a shame\n[00:21.97] No one came\n[00:23.73] Just us eatin' all alone\n[00:26.86] You said, \"Take the pizza home\"\n[00:29.56] \"No sense lettin' all this go to waste\"\n[00:33.31] So then I faced\n[00:35.29] Pizza all day\n[00:36.33] And every day\n[00:37.72] This cheese 'round the clock\n[00:39.17] Is gettin' me blocked\n[00:40.63] And I sure don't care\n[00:42.33] For irregularity\n[00:45.84] Tell me\n[00:46.73] Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?\n[00:50.19] 'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated\n[00:56.49] In the bathroom... I sit and I wait and I strain\n[01:01.09] And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain\n[01:04.06] Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?\n[01:08.56] No no no\n[01:13.53] I was feelin' pretty down\n[01:16.25] 'Till my girlfriend came around\n[01:19.34] We're just so alike in every way\n[01:23.02] I gotta say\n[01:25.17] In fact, I just thought I might\n[01:28.28] Pop the question there that night\n[01:31.10] I was kissing her so tenderly\n[01:34.74] But woe is me\n[01:36.40] Who would have guessed\n[01:37.77] Her family crest\n[01:39.16] I'd suddely spy\n[01:40.67] Tattooed on her thigh\n[01:42.17] And son-of-a-gun\n[01:43.63] It's just like the one on me\n[01:47.10] Tell me\n[01:48.33] How was I supposed to know we were both related?\n[01:52.00] Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\n[01:58.02] What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose\n[02:02.43] And get hitched and have kids with 11 toes\n[02:05.24] And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?\n[02:09.95] No no no no no no no\n[02:12.61] No no no no no no no\n[02:17.56] No no no no no\n[02:23.78] I had so much on my mind\n[02:26.67] I thought maybe I'd unwind\n[02:29.39] Try out that new roller coaster ride\n[02:33.67] And the guide\n[02:34.95] Said not to stand\n[02:36.49] But that's a demand\n[02:37.64] That I couldn't meet\n[02:39.12] I got on my feet\n[02:40.72] And stood up instead\n[02:42.18] And knocked off my head, you see\n[02:45.37] Tell me\n[02:46.74] Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?\n[02:50.76] This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it\n[02:56.65] Such a drag, now... can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore\n[03:00.84] I can't belch or yodel anymore\n[03:03.60] Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated\n[03:08.86] Oh no\n[03:10.21] Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)\n[03:14.37] I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated\n[03:20.33] What a bummer\n[03:21.88] Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze\n[03:24.31] But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now\n[03:27.54] Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated\n[03:32.12] No no no\n[03:36.11] ","lyricsfile":"version: '1.0'\nmetadata:\n title: A Complicated Song\n artist: Weird Al Yankovic\n album: Poodle Hat (FLAC)\n duration_ms: 219000\n instrumental: false\nlines:\n- text: Uh huh... extra cheese\n start_ms: 1860\n end_ms: 5920\n- text: Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me\n start_ms: 5920\n end_ms: 11570\n- text: Pizza party at your house\n start_ms: 11570\n end_ms: 15020\n- text: I went just to check it out\n start_ms: 15020\n end_ms: 17560\n- text: 19 extra larges\n start_ms: 17560\n end_ms: 20300\n- text: What a shame\n start_ms: 20300\n end_ms: 21970\n- text: No one came\n start_ms: 21970\n end_ms: 23730\n- text: Just us eatin' all alone\n start_ms: 23730\n end_ms: 26860\n- text: You said, \"Take the pizza home\"\n start_ms: 26860\n end_ms: 29560\n- text: '\"No sense lettin'' all this go to waste\"'\n start_ms: 29560\n end_ms: 33310\n- text: So then I faced\n start_ms: 33310\n end_ms: 35290\n- text: Pizza all day\n start_ms: 35290\n end_ms: 36330\n- text: And every day\n start_ms: 36330\n end_ms: 37720\n- text: This cheese 'round the clock\n start_ms: 37720\n end_ms: 39170\n- text: Is gettin' me blocked\n start_ms: 39170\n end_ms: 40630\n- text: And I sure don't care\n start_ms: 40630\n end_ms: 42330\n- text: For irregularity\n start_ms: 42330\n end_ms: 45840\n- text: Tell me\n start_ms: 45840\n end_ms: 46730\n- text: Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?\n start_ms: 46730\n end_ms: 50190\n- text: '''Cause right now I''d do anything to just get my bowels evacuated'\n start_ms: 50190\n end_ms: 56490\n- text: In the bathroom... 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I sit and I wait and I strain\nAnd I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain\nOh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?\nNo no no\n\nI was feelin' pretty down\n'Till my girlfriend came around\nWe're just so alike in every way\nI gotta say\n\nIn fact, I just thought I might\nPop the question there that night\nI was kissing her so tenderly\nBut woe is me\n\nWho would have guessed\nHer family crest\nI'd suddely spy\nTattooed on her thigh\nAnd son-of-a-gun\nIt's just like the one on me\n\nTell me\nHow was I supposed to know we were both related?\nBelieve me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\nWhat to do now? 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I sit and I wait and I strain\n[01:01.09]And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain\n[01:04.06]Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?\n[01:08.56]No no no\n[01:13.53]I was feelin' pretty down\n[01:16.25]'Till my girlfriend came around\n[01:19.34]We're just so alike in every way\n[01:23.02]I gotta say\n[01:25.17]In fact, I just thought I might\n[01:28.28]Pop the question there that night\n[01:31.10]I was kissing her so tenderly\n[01:34.74]But woe is me\n[01:36.40]Who would have guessed\n[01:37.77]Her family crest\n[01:39.16]I'd suddely spy\n[01:40.67]Tattooed on her thigh\n[01:42.17]And son-of-a-gun\n[01:43.63]It's just like the one on me\n[01:47.10]Tell me\n[01:48.33]How was I supposed to know we were both related?\n[01:52.00]Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\n[01:58.02]What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose\n[02:02.43]And get hitched and have kids with 11 toes\n[02:05.24]And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?\n[02:09.95]No no no no no no no\n[02:12.61]No no no no no no no\n[02:17.56]No no no no no\n[02:23.78]I had so much on my mind\n[02:26.67]I thought maybe I'd unwind\n[02:29.39]Try out that new roller coaster ride\n[02:33.67]And the guide\n[02:34.95]Said not to stand\n[02:36.49]But that's a demand\n[02:37.64]That I couldn't meet\n[02:39.12]I got on my feet\n[02:40.72]And stood up instead\n[02:42.18]And knocked off my head, you see\n[02:45.37]Tell me\n[02:46.74]Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?\n[02:50.76]This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it\n[02:56.65]Such a drag, now... can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore\n[03:00.84]I can't belch or yodel anymore\n[03:03.60]Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated\n[03:08.86]Oh no\n[03:10.21]Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? 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I sit and I wait and I strain\n start_ms: 56490\n end_ms: 61090\n- text: And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain\n start_ms: 61090\n end_ms: 64060\n- text: Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?\n start_ms: 64060\n end_ms: 68560\n- text: No no no\n start_ms: 68560\n end_ms: 73530\n- text: I was feelin' pretty down\n start_ms: 73530\n end_ms: 76250\n- text: '''Till my girlfriend came around'\n start_ms: 76250\n end_ms: 79340\n- text: We're just so alike in every way\n start_ms: 79340\n end_ms: 83020\n- text: I gotta say\n start_ms: 83020\n end_ms: 85170\n- text: In fact, I just thought I might\n start_ms: 85170\n end_ms: 88280\n- text: Pop the question there that night\n start_ms: 88280\n end_ms: 91100\n- text: I was kissing her so tenderly\n start_ms: 91100\n end_ms: 94740\n- text: But woe is me\n start_ms: 94740\n end_ms: 96400\n- text: Who would have guessed\n start_ms: 96400\n end_ms: 97770\n- text: Her family crest\n start_ms: 97770\n end_ms: 99160\n- text: I'd suddely spy\n start_ms: 99160\n end_ms: 100670\n- text: Tattooed on her thigh\n start_ms: 100670\n end_ms: 102170\n- text: And son-of-a-gun\n start_ms: 102170\n end_ms: 103630\n- text: It's just like the one on me\n start_ms: 103630\n end_ms: 107100\n- text: Tell me\n start_ms: 107100\n end_ms: 108330\n- text: How was I supposed to know we were both related?\n start_ms: 108330\n end_ms: 112000\n- text: Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\n start_ms: 112000\n end_ms: 118020\n- text: What to do now? 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(yeah, yeah)\n start_ms: 190210\n end_ms: 194370\n- text: I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated\n start_ms: 194370\n end_ms: 200330\n- text: What a bummer\n start_ms: 200330\n end_ms: 201880\n- text: Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze\n start_ms: 201880\n end_ms: 204310\n- text: But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now\n start_ms: 204310\n end_ms: 207540\n- text: Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated\n start_ms: 207540\n end_ms: 212120\n- text: No no no\n start_ms: 212120\n end_ms: 216110\n- text: ''\n start_ms: 216110\nplain: |-\n Uh huh... extra cheese\n Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me\n\n Pizza party at your house\n I went just to check it out\n 19 extra larges\n What a shame\n No one came\n\n Just us eatin' all alone\n You said, \"Take the pizza home\"\n \"No sense lettin' all this go to waste\"\n So then I faced\n\n Pizza all day\n And every day\n This cheese 'round the clock\n Is gettin' me blocked\n And I sure don't care\n For irregularity\n\n Tell me\n Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?\n 'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated\n In the bathroom... I sit and I wait and I strain\n And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain\n Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?\n No no no\n\n I was feelin' pretty down\n 'Till my girlfriend came around\n We're just so alike in every way\n I gotta say\n\n In fact, I just thought I might\n Pop the question there that night\n I was kissing her so tenderly\n But woe is me\n\n Who would have guessed\n Her family crest\n I'd suddely spy\n Tattooed on her thigh\n And son-of-a-gun\n It's just like the one on me\n\n Tell me\n How was I supposed to know we were both related?\n Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\n What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose\n And get hitched and have kids with 11 toes\n And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?\n No no no no no no no\n No no no no no no no\n No no no no no\n\n I had so much on my mind\n I thought maybe I'd unwind\n Try out that new roller coaster ride\n And the guide\n\n Said not to stand\n But that's a demand\n That I couldn't meet\n I got on my feet\n And stood up instead\n And knocked off my head, you see\n\n Tell me\n Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?\n This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it\n Such a drag, now... can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore\n I can't belch or yodel anymore\n Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated\n\n Oh no\n Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)\n I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated\n What a bummer\n Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze\n But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now\n Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated\n No no no\n"}]